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Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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Go to Chime.com slash disclosures. Now on to the rest of the episode. What's up guys? Payton and came from the Yusufo Podcast. Did you know you can watch the Yusufo podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. Back to Usiul O'Cadon.

Episode 2.23, we got co-hosts, Cam. Back in the studio. Congrats. I mean, that monkey is poking. Oh, no. That monkey came out. Pissing day for a point in it. What?

Josie Altadol breaks into the breaking third. The opening third! Go! Oh, dear, blotty, Dave. I got my hands on a little piece of Texas Barbecue, and it's a brilliant sighting. It's quite hot. I saw you go inside to a winty, witty, chilly, wonderland. I don't speak English, but I'm excited! I don't do it.

Speaking English, but I'm excited! That happened in our city. I got, I've got to the best interviews. We've been super into the World Cup recently. The World Cup is a fever, man. Oh, it's like a good fat little tick that just bites you and you get infected. Dude, World Cup is in the United States. Unbelievable.

It's actually down the street from us in Dallas. Right there. It's 20 minutes. That way. That way. This way, that way. Oh, dude. Have you been seeing all the foreigners?

Oh, dude, it's my favorite part about it. Oh. It, honestly, it makes you, it makes people understand how lit America is. Like, vaguely, yes. Vaguely. But like all the interviews, they're like, oh yeah, we thought everyone, they're like, I can't even law, we thought everyone over here was fat, ugly, stupid, and we thought we wouldn't have safety and everything.

He's like, I'm in Miami. He goes, I've seen number six packs and cigars. It's a beautiful day. Yeah, bro. And I'm like, bro, like, it's, it's so cool seeing just a mass, mass influx of people, like experiencing America. So a lot, if you don't know we're talking about, the People World Cup is a soccer thing in America.

The World Cup is Click Off the field. Basically, the whole world, like every country representing their own country is playing here in North America for the World Cup. And so that means everybody from across the world is here in America. And a lot of people are experiencing America for the first time. And a whole algorithm on TikTok, Instagram has been people experiencing America for the first time. What is some of your favorite things you've seen?

Like people experience for the first time. This French guy, he was here in Dallas. He literally said, he was like, um, Good evening, Meuse and Messiles. He was like, he was like, we need to stop saying, Viva La France and say, Viva, LaMirique. He said, he said, I just had Texas barbecue for the first time, and it's the greatest moment in my life,

and I am married with two children. He was like, this thing, he said, he said, oh, but people say, Farn and LaFran has such good food, we have a croissant, we have a d'et. He said, I would trade my left croissant for more barbecue. It is, they're fascinated by the food. Dude, no, they're fascinated by the most simple things we have over here that we, I didn't know weren't universal. Because we're about to go overseas for the first time for our tour, ushanos studios.com.

We're on tour right now, actually. We're going overseas. But I would expect this to, watch that. Do you all smell toast? Watch that. There's a fire hygiene and the dog's barking. I see fleas. So, wow.

I thought this would be happening overseas whenever we go over there. But it's just an American thing, like air conditioning. That, it's starting to scare me. Can I be honest? I didn't know they don't have air conditioning over it in other places. In England, too. Like Brits are talking about air conditioning. I'm like,

yes, bro. I thought y'all were like the 1.0 of us. Dude, we just evolved. I thought it was just us, but great. Yeah, I'm like, I saw y'all had no seasonings. You've never seen Lowry's God. Slap your mama would cause cancer in England.

Slap your mama would absolutely get rid of a third of the English people. They have never, ever experienced seasoning like that. If you put gumbo in England right now, there would be like, They would be like polio. It would take over. Bubonic plague. It'd be insane.

But it's kind of scary me because I'm like, they're, you said it perfect. The littlest of things. They think Walmart, they think Walmart is like, is the Taj Mahal. I watched a video. He said, this is unbelievable. He's all I can get milk, bread, and a raffle all in one store. He goes, now I understand America. Yeah.

And Walmart is something. We're just like, ah, I guess, let's go to Walmart. But a lot of people don't want to go into Walmart. Like, we do not want to go in there. We don't want to go. It's like, oh, it's a hassle. And they're like, this is, this is stupid, they're pissing day and oh, my bullocks.

Dude, they were like, so they were so enamored by air conditioning. This guy was like, I don't know if you know this. But right now, it's pissing hot outside. I mean, I'm sweating. My nuts is stuck to my leg. But I walk inside this building, chilly. Hot. And he was walking in and out of the building.

He goes, hot, chili. Hot, chili. He goes, you sit and saw it, winter wonderland. He goes outside Sahara. It's like, it's like, bro, it is so, it is cool. And they're funny because they're so, so emotion. You know what I'm going to do right now is hit up James from sh** and gigs? And I'm going to text him and ask him, hey, do you know what AC is?

Do that. I mean, he has to, but if they don't have it, that, like, that's insanity. Dude, and another thing that I didn't think was crazy was free refills. Oh my my they think free they do they think free refills and then like chips like chips and salsa on a table They're astonished dude. Yeah let me send this let me send this voice memo to James Hello brough. Sorry we're We're recording right now and we're talking about how on TikTok We keep seeing a bunch of people experiencing America for the first time from England and

Is it true y'all don't have AC over there? Because we're about to go over there and if there's no AC I'm cancel those shows. Yeah, I mean, that's unbelievable, James. That's unbelievable. So let me know. Pissing day. All right. Oh my God, I kind of just slid in his name. Shake that monkey. Ooh. I could have said anything else. Oh, I forgot he's probably asleep because it's different time over there. It's not too bad. It's like, well, it's like seven or eight hours ahead. I always assume James doesn't like my Instagram post because it's the different times on it. He doesn't, it doesn't hit his algorithms.

So let's just, he sees it. Oh, he's just like, but yeah, it's, it's just like. But yeah, it's So funny, dude, I mean, this is going to be super localized, so I'm sorry for our international audience, but you'll understand how crazy this is. Okay. So there was a game at the AT&T Stadium, which is here in Arlington. Yes. So there is this English guy, because England played in, at the AT&T Stadium. He was like, he was a massive stadium.

He was like, this is insane. He was like, all right, I'm taking a trolley or a taxi cab would take too long because it's a long line, so I'm just going to walk back to my hotel. in Grand Prairie. You don't, y'all don't understand if you're not from Texas, how insane that was. And he documented his walk from Arlington to Grand Prairie. I'm gonna get the stats on that.

Oh my God. Like you don't understand how, and he was like, he was like, I just stopped at a quick trip. And he was like, I got me a power rate zero crazy. They have sweets in there. That's a, that is a, that is a six and a half. mile walk that is 18 minutes via car. But no, it's not even, that is crazy to do.

That is a multiple hour walk. In the middle of the day. To do in the middle of the Texas day. And if you don't know Arlington and Grand Prairie, that middle ground is not the safest. You just simply touch walk. You don't know, it could be further because this hotel, the stadium, whatever. You just touch walk.

Three and a half hour walk. You didn't say, it's like 18 minute drive. Three and a half out. He's like, I'm going to just walk back to Grand Prairie. And I swear to God, he documented the whole thing. And he was like, it's all right. I thought this walk could be bad, but this sidewalk's right here. Sidewalk ends, just on some grass.

He's in the hood. He's like, he's like, just walking on some grass. And he's like, stop six. Like, oh, God. This mother fuck ends up, bro. He ends up on like it, like the over part of like the toll road, like, which I'm assuming it's like 75. He's like over it.

And he's like, a lot of traffic down there. I'm going to have to end up down there. He goes, don't see his sidewalk with this extra road. This mother fuck was walking on the side of the toll road. Oh no, dude, no, no, no. That's when, like, if you're that close to vehicles flying past you, you should know you're in the wrong. And they don't have cars that go that fast over there, I'm assuming. I don't think they have 75 mile per hour roads over there, do they?

Do they not? I don't think so. I know in Germany they have the Autobahn. What is the Autobahn? You don't know what the Autobahn is? No. Is that a car? Why, I took German in high school.

Darf ich alfz clue. Dolfich alfch clue. Dorf. Let me try that. Darfch itch ozklow. Darf's itch-ovesklo. Darf's itch-oze-o. I think so.

It's been a while since I've taken it. Where does that mean? Can I go to the bathroom? You'd, because I used to always go to pee during German class, because I would make out with a girl behind B-hole. And so you can't ask to just go to the bathroom. If you wanted to ask, you had to say, Darth-ish-o-close-close. Bro, I was in that.

Darfish-I-S-Cloin, because I was like, Hey, Amis Fon-Stiel. Darv Iskloh. I'm out of here. Don't smell my hand when I come back. Oh my God. Oh my God. You go, Dauphish Ops Kloaf.

I'm going to go to the back of the hallway and DJ a bit. You got to work on a new mixtape coming up. Fegan style. Ah. Oh, okay. Oh, dude, but the tour is beautiful. It's great. It's unreal.

Welcome to America. Great country, poor management. I mean, we're working. things out. I mean, hell. It's, yeah. Great country, poor management, man. We got to, hey, hey, we're like everybody. No one, we're not perfect. We're nowhere near perfect. But I do, I do love to see everybody like from Brazil and like all these places coming and like enjoying our, our, what we have, the good things we have to. I am excited. That is the best interview ever from. Hello. I, I, you can't do the accent. I don't know if you can do the accent.

I won't do. I don't know English, but I am excited. It's the best, dude. I love seeing people just happy, man. Oh, dude, it's so good. It's so good. Dude, I cried the other day at a video. Why? A World Cup video, a soccer video, brought me to tears.

What happened? There's two Colombians leaving Columbia to come to the States because Columbia's in the World Cup. Yeah, 100% they are. The dad was, they were at an airport. It was mom, dad, kid. The dad's in there. He's like, all right, I love you all so much. Like, thank you.

Hold it down for your mom while I'm gone, whatever. And then he's like, okay, dad, I love you. And then his mom just pulls, like, rolls another suitcase and goes, that's for you, Poppy. You're going with your dad. And they surprise him. He got to go with his dad. Oh, that's so awesome. The dad and the son hug.

They both start crying. And I literally look in my rearview. This is in traffic, mind you. I'm on a highway. You shouldn't be watching videos on the road. It's bumper to bumper. Someone, I mean. Shouldn't do it regardless.

Yeah, regardless. But I'm on a highway, right? And I look in my rearview, tears. Yeah. Yeah, you've changed, bro. My heart got softened. No, no, no, no, he's real. Camas are really strange now.

The other day, I swear to God. Kemp said this to me. The other day KAM said, bro, what did I say? He goes, dude, like, I just love, he said, isn't when a woman is just being a good person, isn't that just so sexy? Dude, it, okay, you're, you are going to be surprised. You're going to be surprised at the comments. When someone's heart shines through and they're being a good person, like a good human being, it's sexy. No, it's not. Yes, it is. You don't, you haven't experienced it yet. You mean it. My girlfriend's the nicest person. I think we're, You're talking about my girlfriend.

If you, okay, now it's getting weird. No, but you ask me, do you think that's sexy? Yes. You weren't calling my girlfriend sexy. Yes. But, and you're like, that doesn't even correlate. What do you mean? No, being a good person does not elicit the feeling of sexy.

You didn't, bro, you're tripping. You're not in tune with your chakra, dog. You're not in tune with your chakra. So say Liv, dude, so say y'all are driving in traffic. Liv's driving and she hands a homeless man $20. You're just gonna like, oh, oh yeah. That's what you get? Right there, I'd be like, that's my 20.

I go, give me that back. You know that's not yours. You don't get money in cash. Go get it from that man. Now, handing off homeless 20, no, sir. That's not being a good person. That's not getting it up. I'm talking about, I also said when she's a good mom,

when she's around the house, she's holding the fort down, she's a good mom. She's hot. That turns you on? Yes. Physically. Physical arousal. Yes.

Now, I, that can not compute in my brain. Her being good mom makes me want to play tigers. Easy, said, and stone. Done. I go, holy that was a good feed. Oh my God, you got down on all fours you played with Malachi. Oh, Danny go in the background. Let's have a shit.

I never want to get to that point of life. Let me say that right now. I do not want to get to that point of life. Yes, you do. No, I don't. It's euphoric. No, it's not. I know what ours can create.

I know, but I have two schumens in front of you. I made that V a s s mess. Yeah. And when she takes care of those, I want to take care of her. Oh! Wow. Okay, so my girlfriend is really sweet, like a really good person. Fantastic person.

Like too good of a person almost. Yeah, the fact, dude, no, honestly, you don't, oh, dude, no. You don't show her enough love. You don't show her- No, I don't. But I'm saying like, so she came back, she went to Liv's families this weekend. And everybody was raving to me how good of a girl I have, like how sweet she is. And then Cam was like, doesn't that turn you on?

Yeah. No, you creep? That's not-criek. That's not-criek. Okay, first off, it's your girl, your partner. Yeah, second off, hey, just because, oh, dude, oh my God, you, you, oh my God. you fickle, superficial son of a... How?

You're like, I'm not getting turned on unless I'm seeing nipplehead latching a balka downstairs. You can feel stuff from the inside. Hey, emotions, turn them on. I think the problem is sexy. Sexy isn't the word. You don't... Like, it could make me more, like, emotionally attracted.

Like, the emotional bond can grow. But sexy, no. Yes, which turns through sexy. No, it doesn't. If lives a great person, that's half the reason you fall in love of someone. Somebody. Falling in love doesn't mean sexy.

I can fall in love with somebody. Oh, you're going to fall in love with someone to look at them? Give him handshakes for 40 years. Oh, dude, I fall in love some fours. Oh, yeah. Dude, I've met some, oh, dude, yeah, I've fallen in love with some absolute nukes. Are you crazy? I'm so mean, bro.

No wonder we don't have a large woman on this. Shout to all the YSK girlies, man. You are tripping. I am. You're gonna be by the comments. I can. It's right now. It's to say, oh, my God, oh my God, this is the point.

This circles it back, this brings it home. Okay. For me, when I see my wife being nurturing, being an amazing woman, and being a great person, sexy, right? Sure. What do women say about men? What do they say? Oh, if you can just, if the light bulb goes out, the fridge breaks, he just gets up off the couch and fixes it with this bare hands, oh, I want to throw that moose on them. I don't know how to make anything, so I've never experienced it.

Exactly. Well, you know what my girl said to? No, no, I kind of do agree with you. My girl did say it him the other day. Well, she randomly. She's feeding for it. And you're just like, ooh, winga, winga. That's all you go, ooh, winga, winga.

That's all you. You're saying, oh, take close off, winga, winga. No, this is the thing. She just randomly sent me a video of me bringing the trash can to the inside. And I was like, first of all, why were you recording that? Second of where were you? Like when he was the sniper's nest, she's like. And I said, why were you recording that?

She goes, you taking out the, trash really just did something for me. See? Yes! Yes! I was like me having fingers. Yes. And that's inside your own home and that's not me so it has nothing to do with oh you're changing, oh he's no man and nasty. Fuck you. I'm just saying your own girl feels-

That was really impressive. You censored yourself. I kind of. I think it's still probably picked up. These are good mics. I was like, I'm telling you, you're not there yet. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com.

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Okay. Because I went to go see Toy Story this last weekend. I went to go see. I'm not going to review it yet. Maybe save that for the escape pod. By the way, I'm going to talk about them later on the episode. Oh, yeah. I'm talking about all y'all podcasts was later in the episode.

Stay tuned for that. I have a hot take about dying in movie theaters. Like I pick and stuff like that. Oh, my God. You better watch your tongue. I absolutely hate dying in movie theaters. Like absolutely hate it. No, no, can I give you a fair,

let's call it Broadway theater representation of what you're gonna do after that statement? What? Oh, yep, lights up. Ooh, sharp steep tape, oh, straight to hell. Here we go, we're going to hell. Dude, they're so annoying.

A din in movie theater is the most annoying thing in the world. A din in movie theater is quite literally such a beautiful innovation. They said, movies are incredible. Yeah. We have the screens, we have the sounds. What do people do typically before a movie? or after a movie.

We eat dinner. So we're going to monopolize this industry and we're going to get some nice chefs and we're going to put it together. Let me tell you. That's literally the American. First, I'll give my reasons and then you can rebuttal.

First of all, I want control of when I get my popcorn. First thing first, I control when I get my popcorn and when I get my drink. Okay, that's the most sissy shit. Continue. No, because I was sitting in the dining movie theater. I was sitting down, and the reason I got the dining movie theater

is because I was tired of going to like the big public like yes movie theaters people talk to much people want to take pictures with me I don't want to I want to I'm sacred about my theater experience like I love movies yes and so I was sitting there and first of all let's go back let's go back stop talking to me during the movie oh dude stop talking to me during the movie the waitresses or waiters that come up to you and dine in movie theaters when I'm literally I'm in the buildup of this movie I'm trying to understand like the the character

characters here and this comes up to me squads down right by me. Yes, she does. Excuse me, hey, hey, what's cooking good looking? Can I, uh, what you want for the menu? And I go, huh? And she goes, I'm trying to watch what Woody's talking about. My guy is bald and now, I'm trying to understand. She squads her, hey, hey, they do do that.

What can I get for you? Um, and I was like, she's like, menus right there. I have to grab a menu. Yeah. And she, I was like, I can't see it. She has the nerve to go, I got you, I got you.

I got you. Can you see it? What are you looking at? What you want right there? Can I recommend something for you? Let me recommend somebody. Silence! Yeah.

She's like, can I recommend? She's like, the Brussels sprouts are amazing. Oh, no, dude, yeah. No, fuck her. Genuinely. Brustle sprouts? No, she starts giving me

an in-depth thing of what she likes, the seer of certain things. Fuck you. Shut up. I would have touched her lip. I was like it. And then so I go, I go, large popcorn diego, large popcorn. And I'm not looking at her.

So she knows to shut the fuck up. I'm not looking at. So I'm looking at the theater. I go, I go, large popcorn diego. Gone. Go, go. Sarah, you don't get anything. Like, sorry, you don't get to, like, if you didn't, you should have been quicker.

Sorry. I don't know to tell you. So, I'm 45 minutes into this movie. Okay. I have no Bev, no popcorn. That's a bad experience. chalked up as a bad experience. You had a bad experience.

You know what? Don't judge a book. Don't judge one. There's always a rotten apple. When I go to the theater, movie, that should be, that should be,

that should be beginning. Like, I should be able to grab those two things. If I want to order Phelang Mungong, or some onion tartar, so whatever they're trying to serve inside of a movie theater, that's whenever you get it after. When I walk into the theater,

there should be a concession stand with a fat fucking behind it where I can order my popcorn. in my diet Coke and I can take that that's an appetite I want to take that to my seat and then I want a button on my seat that says don't come to me I want to watch my movie theater

and then and then I hear for an hour and 45 surround and you're talking everybody Dining movie theaters are the worst thing ever If you're trying to actually enjoy cinema it's not the place to go Oh okay that is I mean that is incredible and you clearly had a terrible experience

First off I'm gonna chalk it up user error you had to have got there late because there's no way she should be taking your order 45 minutes in. It's either bad experience or one of the three things. Bad experience, you got there late or your fat toes hit the button. No, she came to me at the beginning right when we sat down. She's like, hey, I'm going to be here here. Is there anything I start off with? I'm for my first time here.

I don't know. I'm sorry, let me give me a second. I'm here during the previews. He didn't come back to me for 45 minutes. I'm hitting the call button. Do you know what they should have? Do you know what they should have? Honestly, it's 2026.

Yeah, I know what you said. If I'm in a button, it should pop up on your phone. the seat. Okay, I don't know about that. It should come like this right in that middle console right there. Oh, you f***ing me. My car can't drive itself to Idaho right now. I was-

And I can't get a popcorn popped up from my seat. Fuck you. Oh, you want a popcorn? Yes. I thought you were talking about a menu. I thought you were talking about you hit the thing. A menu shoots up and you could put your order in. That would be good too.

That'd be nice too. With like a screen out of the arm, that's just extra money. Let's call a spade of spade. They need a QR code. I said, you're charging me an arm and a leg to get a god-corn. Hey, the food though is fantastic. And you- I don't eat that.

Exactly, because you proceed. You know what you need to do? Hey, build your own theater. You have one at the house. Rent the movies, buy the movies, and you'll be good. No, what I honestly did, I looked into, because I'm going to a movie tonight, I looked into, and so what I'm trying to do is basically, I'm trying to find the perfect, filter down the perfect experience for you.

Before Spider-Man comes out. So that's what I'm working towards Spider-Man, because if somebody ruins my god-d- Spider-Man experience, like, if I go to Cinemark and I hear some kids start being like, Froo loops, they're going to never watch a podcast again. Because I swear to God what I say to them is going to hurt their feelings. Or if I'm at one of those dining theaters and she squats in front of me asking my order, she's getting a hooved straight to the chin. Oh, she's getting a pierced listener.

She's getting a pierced listener double hard red light stomps. So actually in the comments below, any DFW movie theater recommendations, put those in the comment. Dude, you have to hear me out. You have to try it one more time. You have to try it one more time. Not necessarily that one. Go to another dinning. It is lit.

I'll go to night. If you get there on time at the previews, put your whole order in during the previews. And you'll be good, bro. You will be, it's so, imagine, because we get a popcorn. Me and live still get a popcorn and a drink. And then I get a 12 inch glizzy that comes out. 12 inches. If you're eating 12 inch glizzies during a movie theater, dude, you're going to hell. That's literally my exact order the last three times I've been to a dynamite. Even a foot long. I get a large popcorn, we get a large Coke zero and we share it. I get a foot long hot dog and I absolutely gobble it. It is incredible every time. It is so, so, so

I have an update real quick. James responded. My God, let's see. He sent the voice note. Let's see. Yeah, you guys are in for a treat. Okay, I'm going to be dead serious with you. Okay, cool. So in hotels and venues and you're going to be fine. Restaurants are fine. There's AC. In houses, there's no AC. So if you're going to be visiting people, you're going to struggle. But for all the places you guys are going to be, there's going to be AC.

But, yeah, in our homes, we don't have it, and it's miserable. Get out. Leave. England has to smell like a swamp. England has to smell like a swamp. Oh, they got everything. Every man has a striking case of Fumunda. They all got Fumunda cheese. That is, oh, James, you don't smell good, brother.

No, no, no, he has an aftermarket smell. It has to be. If he does, imagine going to sleep, it's 80 degrees. You have to smell like aftermarket, third party since. Shitting gigs is Tyler, the gings, it's what it smells like in there. There's no way. Oh my God, this is not real.

Like, are they in 2026 with us? Like, that's the part I don't understand. Like, why? You do not have air conditioning? Like literally why? No, no, no, no. The more fucked part, how do you have it in half the spots?

Like, you're clearly capable. It's like at work you can, at movie data you can. If you leave your town and go to a hotel, you'll be good. If you go to a venue for an event and entertainment, you're good. But if you live here, you're going to be miserable. Yeah, your most cherished spot. Your home. Hot as hell.

Hot as hell. That is beyond me. That makes no sense. Genuinely, how do you have it in half the places and not the other? Yeah. That is just. stupid. That's bad. That doesn't make any sense. That's bad. This episode is brought to by personal favorite of mine,

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and you've done it the last two days in a row. And it, I just can't, I cannot hold it back. Is it because I'm wearing makeup? I already knew you wore makeup. You've been putting makeup on last two days? I have makeup on right now, yeah. So yeah, it's right here and right here. I have two pimples.

I have to cover them up for the camera. It's a pre-tore stress. That's what it is. So I break out when I'm stressed. And I didn't want people to think I was gross. So I put makeup on. It's concealed. Oh God, God bless your soul.

No, it's about you and eating food. What do I do when I eat food? Dude, when it comes to leftovers or meal prep, you are absolutely animalistic. and barbaric with your food. What do you mean? We were in the studio. I physically watched you for your lunch.

I physically watched you. Put your meal prep into the microwave. Yeah. First off, you didn't crack the lid. And it's not crack the lid. You put it in the microwave and you hit three minutes and then plus 30 seconds, right? And I said, wow,

golly, that seems like a long time, man. It seems so long. And I was sitting there, I had an entire beverage beverage and the whole time your food is getting ready. I'm just like, good God Almighty. Then you take it out, it's steaming. It is literally on fire. We need a fire extinguisher. You're walking it back to your desk.

It was like, you go and sit down and your first bite was immediate like an idiot and you literally go, oh, oh, hot, very hot. And I'm just like, ah, holy shit. So then what I didn't tell you

was after you suffered for no reason ate magma, you first. threw it away. Okay, when you went to poop the second time he pooped in one day. Oh yeah, that was a really poopy guy. I went and looked at the thing. Am I poop? I would never in a million years. You're trying to check my stool. I went and looked at the container after you threw it away.

Oh, okay. Do you know that that container says you should heat this up for 90 seconds? You, I don't know what that converts to. A minute and a half. You did three and a half minutes. You're eating fire. Like you, you burned the shit out of it. But then I've all. I also seen you on the opposite side of the spectrum, when you heat it up, you never stir it. You never mix it up. You'll just accept uneven temperatures.

What do you mean? You're not, how do you mix it up? You're seven. No, I understand. Like after I cook it? I'm seven years old. You are a kid. After I cook it or before I cook it? After, during, not before, before it's cold hard, right?

When you heat it up, you're supposed to mix it. In the middle of it while it's going? Some of them require it, but it, bare minimum after it. You literally threw it in there. You did it. open it, you didn't break the seat on nothing. I like the presentation of the meal prep. That's like the main part.

You're supposed to mix it up so everything can get even well, first of all, it's because I like brownies. What? You had honey asparagus garlic chicken. We're talking about brownies. It's because I grew up liking brownies a lot. That's why I cook my food the way I do. Am I having a stroke?

What is happening? What does that mean? It's because... How's that correlate? The corner piece of the brownie, I liked it when it stuck to the pan and it made that noise. Like that. It would go. You come off the pan.

And so every. Oh my God, I'm getting hungry. And then I would like to chew on the outer edge of the briskly. Yeah, that's a good. Yes. And so. How does it have to do with your garlic honey chicken asparagus? Because whenever I heat my meal prep up too long, it starts to blend into the container.

Like the plastic starts to melt into like the potatoes. And you'll get that same noise. I go. And then I eat it. It kind of tastes like a brownie on the edge. I'm going to have to do crowdsourcing money for your treatments here in 10 years. You are going to have an uncurable thing if you continue that. You just said on the internet forever that I like heat-nuking my food so much for the microplastics

blend into my food so I can audibly hear a... And then you eat the plastic. Oh. You are, you're not, dude, you're not real. Is that bad? That's terrible for you. Really? Stop burning your tongue by choice, you f***.

Well, I thought they wouldn't put... And then mix your food. I thought they wouldn't put dangerous containers on something that they're telling you to heat it up. All right, bro. I mean, you are an anomaly. You are an enigma. Careful. Whoa.

Speaking of enigmas. You know what today is? It's the... 29th. You know what 10 days ago was? I can't even say it without getting an eye grip. You're like, June. I go June. Oh, I can't do it. Can't do it. You know what? Juneteen.

It's Juneteenth, Cam. Oh. Got something to say? Happy Juneteen, brother. Is that, I don't know. I don't know the proper thing, though, because it's not like a birthday, right? It's, uh, we've been down this path before. We've been down this path. Did you forget what Juneteenth was? It was.

Oh, man. It's already been a year. Time's incredible. Time is incredible. This was when the southern states received the good news. You stopped saying the good news. That's what it is. Is that not? It's when the southern states heard through the grapevine.

Sure. They were free. Yes. Right? Juneteenth. That's a history lesson brought to you by. Oh, it happened. Now, is it more like, do I direct it to you or to all my fellow blacks?

This right here. Right here. Your fellow blacks. Here you go. Oh, I'm too hot. No, no, no. No, you know. Fist up in the air, here we go.

Okay. This feels a bit ritualistic. Here we go. Um, is it a happier, a merry situation? Is it like a, like, Merry Juneteenth or is like a happy, like, congrats. Like, congrats, Jaylon. Um, happy, happy Juneteeth. Can I say blacks?

There's that, that's too, that's like rough to my African Americans. But is it all? Yeah. Go ahead. Happy Juneteenth to, dude, this is incredibly, come on, I need to prep, I need to prep real quick.

Happy Juneteenth to my fellow. Do the Juneteenth, the jingle. Happy Juneteenth to my fellow, yes. African Americans. Is that okay to say? My fellow African Americans.

Well, not fellow African Americans. Well, not fellow because you're not. That's true. Yeah. Happy Juneeteenth to all my African Americans. Not yours. They're not yours anymore. That's the point.

That's the point. It's obviously what we did. July 19. Yeah, it's like, that's 4th of July, you can get that off. Here we go. Happy Juneteenth, African Americans. I absolutely love y'all, your culture, your music, your food, your clothes, your sports. Fist up.

Fist up. I love all the bad stuff. Fist. I did a, I married a black woman. Well, okay. Doesn't make it right. All my sons are one-fourth. That doesn't.

You got to stop bringing up fractions with black people. That's a bad fraction. Is it three-fourths? Three-fifths. It was like three, fifth and 40 meals or something, was it? Get out of the mic. Say, I love you, black people. I love all black people. Yeah, no.

Wait. Say it. I love you, black people. Happy Juneteen. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Thank you for bearing with me through that, fellow listeners.

A lot of possessive talk came out of me. It's natural. It's natural. It's all your spirits coming. Now, let's just roleplay with me. What if I went back four generations and found out my, like, my great, great, great grandfather was like a, like a, like a, a. Like a bad, like a bad.

Oh, he was. I can't, you don't have to think. He was. If he was white back in that time, he wasn't a slave. You never know, but he could have been in New York. There's still slaves in New York. Oh, there were, but I'm saying there's definitely, oh. I mean, it's not.

A New York, a New York master compared to a Alabama. Alist Alabama, Massa. That's a, woof, yeah. Both wrong. I think it's lesser of two evils. Oh, yeah, oh, very much evil. But I'm saying, oh, God. Are you telling me I should prefer one?

No, I mean, now if we roll play, if we stick to the cosplay. I don't like that roleplay. I'd much rather be up north. I'd much rather be up north. You would much rather, you'd be fine anywhere you went. Well, that's true. But I'm saying if I were, anyway. You know, when I care, me and me and Ken watched Django for the first time,

he was like, that would have been me. You know, the guy that was walking with Django everywhere? That's how he watched Django. He brought himself into it. So he was like, but you can't fight like Django, so it wouldn't have been me and you. You just jogged an insane memory of mine. I watched Django in theaters on release weekend.

Yeah. thinking it was just a like a sick ass you know Jamie Fox is on his horse and it's like it's a sick movie right when I tell you I was a horse movie no I just thought it was like a western like in the in the in the when did jango come out first off we were fairly like 2013 we were fair like like 14 years old maybe like obviously I'm not like I'm not an idiot I knew what slavery was at that age but like I think from the trailers I didn't fully grasp that it was a like slave based movie so I get into the theater. Mind you, I get into the theater.

I go with my friend Corday and his, don't need to say anything. Yeah, I go with Corday and his sister and his mom. Oh, that was awkward. I get into this theater. Only white person. I am the only white person in a 200-seater capacity. IMAX movie theater. I'm the only white guy.

Watching Jay Go to IMAX is crazy and being the only white guy. And mind you, I have braces, a nasty haircut, and I'm wearing like a pink shirt. So, I mean, it's just not optically good, right? Oh, Cameron. So I walk in and I'm just like, oh, I'm so ready for Django. I was like, oh, oh, I'm just kidding. I go, whoa, whoa. I go, I thought you said straight out of Compton was in theater 16.

Oh, wow. Sorry, you know, sit down, sit down. Oh, now I watch that movie four times. Let me finish it. I'm sorry, take it out. Here we go. No, you can keep it. Oh, okay.

So I go in, I watch the movie, right? Now, I need you to think about how uncomfortable I was as the only, the only white member in the audience of Django at a ripe age of maybe 14 years old. Why are we so nervous? Every time they said the word, I did not know what to do with my existence. I didn't know, like, should I, oh, there was some funny times when they said it. I was like, I can't laugh. I was like, I cannot laugh. There were some serious times. I was like, dude, he deserves it. Like, I didn't know. Who deserves it? When he was shooting the white people at the end of stuff. I thought you said, I thought he said, he, oh, no. The reverse. I thought we deserved it.

But the whole movie, I just kind of felt like eggshells. But then at the end, bro, I was like, I was like, you, you were the only one, you went, I said, hell of a film, hell of a film. I said, they did that good. Hell of a film. Holy shit. Oscar, Oscar, Flowers. You sir, high five and cord.

No, I got some high fives at the end of the movie, though. Swear to God, that's how I was. High fiving after Django is crazy being the only white person. That's not on me. That's not on me. They were giving me high fives. I'm not kidding either. Like we literally, we were leaving the theater.

You know how the, like the floodlights come on? You can kind of see now. Yeah. Bro, we were kind of up top. This is insane. We're making our way down. And there's literally people giving me knuckles and they were just like, they literally like, you're the whitest person I know.

They literally like this. Appreciate it, bro. I was like, appreciate it. I was like, I just watched it. I paid the same $14. I said, what do you mean? They're like, bro. Hell yeah.

And I was like, all right. All right, my brother. I said, I said, hell yeah. We'll see you in the. Dario looks like he's about to come over. over here. Oh, dude. Wild.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about times. And I thought, dude, this is the most thing I have, like these are things I have to deal with at my house. Okay. What happened here?

World Cups happening, right? Yes. We're going through. People on Mexico, USA. Mexico, USA, all these teams, right? Australia. played a game. Okay?

I'm talking to Olivia about soccer, right? I'm just kind of giving her an overall rundown. And Australia was playing on the TV. Who did they play first? I don't remember. It doesn't even matter. But they're playing. And it's like the very beginning of the second half.

And I'm like, oh, this game's going to be good. Olivia literally, literally, goes, doesn't it suck? And I go, what? What? And she goes like, they already know what happened. They already know what happened. And I go, what are you, what in the fuck, doctor, what are you talking about?

Who knows what happened and what happened? She goes, in Australia, they already know the outcome. We're just kind of sitting here watching a rerun. And I said, oh, Jesus Christ. I said, what do you possibly mean by that statement? Oh, Jesus Christ. And she goes, well, aren't they like 14 or like 16 hours ahead? They've already seen the game.

Oh, Jesus Christ. And I, you can only am at, I mean, one of my sons are screaming crying, one's hitting my shin. I'm heavily overstimulated. My wife, who's 28 years old and an adult, goes, they already know the result. What you do? I said, oh my God. I said, what'd you say? What the f***?

Can I, get, what'd you say? I hate the dog pile. I hate the dog pile. And please don't get mad at me when I say this. Your wife is dumb. Can I say, no, no, I'm not, I can't. Don't. You know, I.

Say she has dumb moments. No, I love her. No. She's not a dumb person. Say she has dumb moments. She has dumb moments. She's like really stupid moments. I love your wife.

I've known her for a decade. Like, that's family, bro. But she's not, like, no, she has a moment. She has a moment. No, because I have a moment

that happened with her recently, too. And I literally, like, I almost pushed your wife over. Like, it made me so upset. What happened?

So I was on the phone with my girlfriend and your wife. Yes. They were, they were out eating together. Okay. Right? They were out eating together,

and I was on the phone. And I hear live in the back. I hear your wife in the back. They're ordering. Right. Your wife is looking at the menu. And she, She, dead seriously, she asks, my girlfriend,

she's looking at the mean, she goes, what's sparkling water? Your wife asked that to a human being. Your wife asked what is sparkling water, Cameron. I love her, bro. No, I love her to, I love her to, camp, but it's getting to a point, man, where concern is starting to set in.

Like, it was always, now this has always been lit. Like she's always been, not the, Any analogy you want, not the brightest bulb, not the sharpest tool in the shed. No, we knew academics wasn't meant for her. But my God, when she started popping out children, man. Oh, it's taken a toll. Oh, wow. It was the little whittiness or the lack of plus mom brain now.

Oh, man. What's sparkling watered? Australia already knows the result. Why are we even watching it? See, they already know he won. Why do we get the reruns? I thought they were playing here. And I literally was like, I said, Olivia, this is a live, like this is happening right now.

This is a live sporting event. She's like, no, I know, but the time zone, like they've already seen it. It's 16 hours ahead. How can they have not? And I go, Olivia. And she was like struggling to grasp it, like genuinely. She goes, why is it bright in here?

She goes, what the heck? What the light? I thought the sun was outside. No, she's not. Is it raining? I thought it was summer. Oh, God, I love that. I love it.

I love that woman. I learned it that too. No, those moments they pissed me off. I heard it. It is like a... I heard it and I was like, Sarah, you're a nurse. You need to check. Like, you need to get a cat's cat.

Hit it with something, bro. Like something's got to touch the temporal region. Do something. When I heard that cam, it took everything in me not to block my girlfriend's number. Like I was like, I don't even want to be near that. Like I can't, I can't not handle that. And dude, dude, sometimes it doesn't have to whisper. She's not here.

We're going to get really vulnerable. Okay, let's do it. With me and live argue, right? Yeah. Oh, God. I love you live and whatever. for me and her argue, she'll say some and then a sentence later

she completely refutes her own point. It completely goes against what she just said. So then I go, dude, I'm not gonna argue someone that literally doesn't make sense. I was like, this is foolish. I don't associate myself with fools. And you're acting like a fool. Like I can't, I don't do fool.

And she goes, you're always talking to me like I'm dumb. She goes, don't talk to me and make me feel little and you talk to me like I'm stupid. And one time, bro, I physically couldn't do it. Like, it was building up. And I love her to death.

And I literally was like, live me. Sometimes you are. You're stupid. And that's so like, it's mean to say. It's so mean. It's true, but it's mean. It literally felt like I was arguing in like a prank mirror. Like I'm going against myself.

And then all of a sudden it switches sides. I was like, what the? Am I, am I on ecstasy? At that point, bro, you just have like, yeah. Okay. Oh, I tried to. Oh, I tried to. She goes, oh, you're going to be quiet, like a little kid?

Yep. You're going to be quiet? And I go, yeah. And she goes, that's why you don't even know what we know together when I know it. And I'm just like, oh, my God. Like, oh, dude, I couldn't deal with that. Oh, it's horror to death. No.

It's far and few, though. I wasn't, you know, it's so funny because that just happened, that sparkling water thing. I was never going to bring it up because I respect. Yes. When you opened that flood day, I did, dude, I had. Dude, she, and I'm not joking. That's insane. Sometimes, like, I'm good storyteller.

I can, like, make a story sound. That was full on how it happened, too. You remember what she did with my mom, right? What happened with her? Her mom went to a restaurant, and she literally said, there was a Mexican restaurant. Yeah. And it just had the items.

Yeah. Tacos, casillas, enchiladas, and it had the prices next to it. Pretty elementary, yeah. Yeah. And she said, what's all on the Taco 14? Oh, yeah. It's like, that's my wife. Like, I love her to death, but it's just,

she read the, she read the lot of shit. She read the name of the... She thought the order was Taco number 14. And not just Taco was $14. And I'm like, are you? Are you serious? No, no. And honestly, you got to start getting their coloring books.

Oh, she has some. She has about four. She's a good collection. You got to get her more. You got to Sudoku. Like my mom, I'm having to get her on that too. Oh, Sudoku would break Liv's frontal flob. Dude, Sudoku would put Liv in a strange gadget dog.

I think it's Sudoku. First off, I'm not do coo. Dude, you know it's funny? All the comments right now are cooking. I was so rude and mean. Oh, that's the best person. I literally talked about it early in this episode. She's such a good person and a woman and she's sexy and I love everything about her.

Oh, dude. Shut up. She's missing. Oh, she is. I want to keep talking about relationships because I have a question for you. Okay. How early on in a relationship do you show your flaccid penis? Oh, God.

Almighty. Because I thought about that the other day. That is a wicked question. That's a loaded question, boy. That's a loaded question. Really? How so? First thing is, Growers.

shower, right? My personal self, very much a grower. I feel like, I feel like grower immediately, whatever you were comfortable with as a shower at three months. If you were comfortable showing on day one, if you, you just, you're a shower penis, it's three months and one day now if you're a grower. Now, if you're comfortable with a two month mark, it's now five months. As a grower, you don't do that. Like, I feel like 90% of men are one or one. 90% of men are oh yeah. So I want to say, let's just take it from the grower standpoint perspective. And this is a complete, like, it's not like someone you grew up with and now y'all are trying to or like something like you know no just like your first time being with you you're dating yes like

you're dating like no shot not not sexy time but just like walking around the house a booty butt when are you showing the flaccid man first off i don't think i've i've been a homeowner for two years now and my four walls have never seen me fully naked my my my art and my canvases and mirrors that never seen me why i don't walk around fully naked it's that bad it's it's not even necessarily for the meat allegations but it's more just like man i'm I'm not that comfortable in my own skin yet. To just be butt-up-a-knake- You've been with your wife for a decade, bro. No, no, it has nothing to.

I'm talking- For yourself? Oh, no, Peyton, I'm talking about when no one else is in the house. No camera. I'm not naked, dude. No. I walk around my own house when no one is there. This happened the other day.

You do not put on a sweater. Oh, no, I'm not Winnie the pooing it, but I'll be in some draws. And then the other day, I went and I dropped. This is 100%- this happened like two weeks ago. No, no. Everyone's gone. My mom? My wife and the kids were out because Mylan had a little baby point.

I'm at the crib by myself. Time to shower. I take off all my clothes. Shower's running. I take off my underwear. Now I'm butt naked. Okay. Very short journey to the shower.

Right. I throw it in the dirty clothes hamper and I get to the shower. I don't have a towel. My towel's in the closet down the hall. I, in my own, my house, my life, my body, no one else is here. I know there's no secret cameras. I walk around my own house, butt naked like this. You do not, you do not palm in one.

You do not palm and wattle. Cameron. And then I go, I was like, oh God, that's shower. You start with your head in the shower? Are you insane, dude? You wash your head first in the shower? You, you enter a shower. First thing I touch is my...

First thing I touch in the shower is my penis. I mean, my hands probably, they probably locate down there to the genital. I don't wash anything before I wash my penis. My head is the first thing that the water hits, every shower. Oh, I've watched my head last. I don't even wash really my head, but... No, no, I'm talking about what the water hits.

Is my cock. It's actually my butt. You enter showers like this. How do you get in the shower? You go, see? Yes. Imagine your belly button and up is all dry and you're just soaking wet on the dick. You're just like this.

Yes. Because if you think I'm the lunatic. If your legs, I'm the weird. If your legs are warm, your body gets warm. I turn on the shower and I walk in like this. Eat? Water's coming down and I go. No.

That's like a, that'll give you shock. You cannot do that. Shock is where you thrive. I do not like shock. So this, I, 90% of my shower, first of all, is I'm spreading my butt cheeks open, and I'm getting water in between there. That's where I live my life right there. Oh, choke me!

I turn into a little beluga well. Oh my God! And then whenever I go like this, I'm like, I turn into Kirby. And then once I'm all full, I just blow. And that's where I spend most of my time my shower. Like, I swear to you, half my showers like this. I'm just like this. My face is completely dry.

And I'm just like this. I'm right there with it Can I say something That was a biblically accurate Butterhead made with your lips That was Biblically accurate And so that's what I'm saying

I'm in I'm in the shower And I'm spread open like this Until I get enough And like I get full And so Then I'll squirt it out And then I'll go into my frontal

And I'm just in my front In me bro And then I'll just look at it Like I'm not watching it I'll just look at it and watch the water drip off of it. And sometimes it depends if I have bush or not. I'll just watch my bush collect.

Dude, I haven't had a bush. Like, I've been so well trimmed in maintenance. I have not had a bush probably since our first year in college. One time, really? The first time I, like, fully chopped the bush, it never came back. I never, I never allowed it to. Do you trim or do you? Yeah.

Do you go baldy on the bush? No, there's sometimes I go, I mean, absolutely Greg Popovich bald. If you're a grown man going baldy And your crotch, it's crazy What are you, are you an actress mattress? Are you a mattress actress? Are you a mattress actress? There's one time I gave it the plane, the landing ship

Yeah, that's crazy. We already talked about that. Oh, God, that's homerotic. And it was That is for sure. That's homerotic. There's fanfic about your landing strip right now. Superbub, dude.

That is indubitably Dung-finding to hear that you had a landing strip. That is crazy. Like, you don't understand. Like, that's not right. You shouldn't have that. You have two kids. You should not have a landing strip.

You know the worst part is that mother there's an X, a double XL landing strip. I had that all the way up to the belly. Oh, that was for a cargo plane. No, you connect to your happy trail? Oh, yeah. I had that Russian tanker plane. That's some,

started at the belly button. It went scraggly, scraggly, real happy trail all the way down. Pubic, pubic, pubic, pubic. Right there. If you have a landing strip as a man, you either have to have your eyebrow pierced or a gauge.

Like, that's, you cannot just be a nine. to fiber like that. You cannot do that. But yeah, now it's a, it's a pretty calm, like, I do like a, like a, having a baldy on the, on the, on the boy as a grown man, that's, that's, that's hard drive worthy. That's good though. Really. No, that's, that's worth checking your computer search history. That's worth it. Like, that's crazy. Having, just having a baldie on your, like, be a grown man, like, have a little bit of scruffle on there. Landing strip was a one-time thing. Baldi was like a two-time thing. I live in that, like, imagine like a five

o'clock shadow. Oh, I love a five o'clock shadow. I live. As soon as my hair starts to curl, I go, well, that's a bit time. No, but sometimes, sometimes I'll be like, I'll check myself, be like, I haven't, you know, taking care of my boy down there. Let's see how far we can go. One time he touched mid-chat. One time I was, I was, like, dude. I look like Jared Allen down there. That's so good. Okay. I like this, like, um, banter back and forth about, like, would you do this, Would you do that? Let's do some like old-fashioned YSK would you rather. Is you want to do that?

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YSK, would you rather? Marshall Mathers, I'm about to go touch you in the shower. I'm about to collect butt in my walk. No, hold on. Yeah, look, look, uh, uh. I hate my parents. I hate my mom. I hate my dad.

Where's my dog? He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. We had all the... A building just...

The building just blew up or something. That was insane. An insane noise. Would you rather? All right. Uncrottszilla. Would you rather? I brought one.

Do you have one or is it just me? I have one. Oh my God, we have two. So let's do two. You want to go yours first? May the best man win. Go yours first. Daddy.

Mine's very simple. Timeless debate. Timeless. Timeless. Timeless. Timeless. Timeless. I'm timeless.

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No Okay Would you rather Sleep Without a blanket Or without a pillow. I think it is a guaranteed, for me at least. Guaranteed easy, guaranteed lock. No blanket, easy. That's insane behavior. No blanket is insane behavior. Granted, you do keep your

house on 83 degrees so you might survive it. Be careful. You might say, that's not me if shoe fits. But anyway, not having a blanket or a sheet. No, you didn't say no, no, no, this isn't loopholes you. You either get, there's nothing covering you or there's nothing under your head. over in my life, I didn't have a blanket. I put pillows on top of me. Okay. I slept under a table one guess what? I'm gonna repeat this. Either nothing's covering you. Blanket is an umbrella term for this. No sheet, comforter, blanket, woolly mammoth. Have you ever slept without a pillow before? Your whole day is miserable. Your whole day, your neck is crick. Tell that to our ancestors. Your ancestors had way better sleeping conditions than mine. So let's not have that conversation,

buddy. Happy Juneteenth. Let's let's not start. that. Okay, go a little further back. Don't go, not too recent. Go way back. You think they had pillows? They didn't have blankets. Oh, really? What do you think happened when a tribe of 20 like-minded people slayed a woolly mammoth? And they slept in it. Partially. But then when all that was done, the bones were rotting. Let's talk about now. Let's talk about now. Cam, you don't need a pillow. You don't need a pillow. It's either long-term uncomfortability or short term uncomfortability? Short term uncomfortability is no blanket.

Fine. You'll be uncomfortable a little bit, but your rim and your rectum is going to take over. My rim and my rectum are going to take. My asshole is going to help me without having a blanket. First off, shut up.

Secondly, there's no long-term pain and discomfort. You know what it is? Your whole next 24 is going to be messed up if you don't have a pillow. Your whole 24. No, it's not. You're like, miss walking to work. You can't work like this.

How many times you've woke up with a crick in your neck? So many times. And guess what? You used a pillow every time. No, I woke up without a-oh. You used the pillow. Oh, don't you. No, no.

No. No. No. No. No. No. The only time I've woken up with a crick at my neck is because my pillow's falling off the bed.

Oh my God. You're an absolute liar. No. It's because I slept catty wamp. Exactly. But if you sleep flat, there is no catty wamp. Yes, but I could just sleep with clothes on. I sleep with clothes on anyway.

That's cool. That's fine. A pillow is a very present, fickle comfort. A pillow is more necessary than a blanket. Ten times out of ten. Dude. Because your health gets affected after that. No, it, first off, no, it doesn't. Pillows are made for health. It's for your brain matter and stuff. It's for your rim and your wreck. Stop talking about rectum. No, it is

a pillow is just a comfort thing. It's pure, it's just pure, whatever. Yes, comfort. luxury. Yeah, no, it's not luxury. Body warm? You give, you give a homeless people, You give homeless people pillows before blankets. Every time. You are about to bury yourself. Why? Do you think a homeless person freezing cold in the rain,

if you rolled your window down and said, I got a blanket or a nice pillow, blanket 10 times out of 10? Let's take it to Mount Everest, right? Who the-climbing Mount Everest? A lot of people, especially a guy in a pair of green boots. He's been dead for 30 years, frozen up there.

Yeah, but they don't take it to these extraordinary points, bro. If you're freezing cold, would you rather have a blanket or a pillow? you'd rather have a blanket. That's if you're freezing cold. You don't have to be freezing cold. Change the temperature of your house. My point was body warmth is a necessity. A pillow for your head is not.

You said it's a necessity. It is a necessity because it can... What will ruin your next day more? Just answer this question. What will ruin your next day more? Your neck being messed up and your head hurting? Or you're cold? What's going to mess up your day more?

What if you're cold? Then you keep waking up because you're cold? I've never kept waking up because I'm cold. I've never kept waking up because I'm cold. I've always kept waking up because I'm hot. You actually blankets have made me more uncomfortable. A pillow's never woken me up in the morning. Me having to remove blankets.

Hat. That is nowhere near. That's why you're not getting anything. That is terrible logic. I smoked your boots. Pillow luxury blanket necessity. Pillar luxury blanket necessity. 100%.

All right. Well, I have one. Okay. Now this is a real one, right? And I think we've talked about this. Hell was my men. Your is dumb. I killed you. I smoked that to be.

Your next 24. About how bad you gotta be a dancing to physically make people behind the camera uncomfortable. I want you to look at the fourth cam now. Just meaning. All right, okay, hit me with yours. Hit me with yours. Hit me with yours.

Hit me with yours. This is getting bad, dude. It was like we're recording way too much and I'm starting to lose parameters that people do see this. Like I'm really starting to lose that thought. It's like almost, like bad to be like to be so consistent you start to lose touch of reality do this like three times a week you lose the plot man right dude i have a creaking my neck now yeah exactly because sarah knocks

off the pillows all right knocks off something would you take five million dollars yes right now yes yes yes would you rather over yeah yep it's over okay let's see i know i genuinely thinking you you you might go opposite on this that'll be hard would you This kind of goes in with getting hard. Oh. Would you take $5 million right now, but you can never have sex again? Where's the rest?

It's just like one question with a caveat. It's not even a would you. Oh, is that the whole thing? That's it. Okay. Not a wood's rather, but hell, let's play ball. Would you take $5 million? There's no, no, no, I want you to hear me.

There's no monetary value that you could put on me having. So you wouldn't have. I'd burn that $5 million in front. run of you to have one more time. That is the power of... No. I have a... No shot.

You're potting. You're potting. You're potting. You're making jokes for the podcast. Me not having... Say coitus from now one. Me not having coitus with my wife. Yeah.

For how long we have left? 50 years. 40 years. That is... That is invaluable. You cannot put value on that. That is invaluable. I must be missing out on Coitus.

I've never had Coitus that good to make me not take the $5 million. Oh, I mean, You've had some basically quidtis. I mean, oh my, I said, we need a carpenter in here. I said, what in the hell they do? I go, how is their handprints up there? But not the paint chip off. I go, what the f***?

But there's, are you kidding me? You value, you value Coitis that much? I am flipping this on you. Five, you're done with coitus for five million dollars. You are 27 years old. Yeah. I don't view. You haven't even hit your second wind.

I don't view Coitus that important. Certainly. Five million dollars? I know. Oh, I think it's opposite. Camp, five million dollars. Yes, it's the easiest hypothetical of all time. I'm like literally not even a second dot. Five million dollars of cash handed me right now. Yeah, cut my fuck off. I don't need it anymore. This is, this is really. I'm surprised by you. Why do you need to have coitus that much? Why? Why is five million? The God, like, God's sin number. You must be so rich. We're five million dollars like, oh, I can burn. it in front of you. No, but for forever. This has nothing to do with much. What is so good about that? Like, why would you not... You've had so much more than me. You know what's good about it. Yeah, maybe that's why. Because, like, Cam, like, I wouldn't even... I'd be fine never even

having the euphoric ending of... Like, regardless of coitus, I would rather not even be able to climax for $5 million. I would take no climax for $5 million ever again. This is... I can get off by a sneeze at that point. No, this is... I don't know, but you can't... You can't get off. You can't get off. I don't need to.

I have $5 million. I want this to be on the record. This has efficiently ticked the cake for me. I would never climax. The craziest thing you have ever said in the history. There's no way that's crazy. That's not crazy. That's not crazy at all.

Let's say you live 40 more years. Okay. Let's see you live 40 more years. That's all you got on me. That's 67. Let's fuck I have 50 years. 77. Yeah.

You live twice as long as you've been on the earth right now. Yeah. So your whole life. I think you're only giving me until late 60s is crazy. I said. I said 77, we'll do 50 years. So your whole life, and the two more times over. Yeah.

And you don't get to climax. No. In any way, shape, or form. No, no, no, no, no, with a woman, nothing. For the rest of your, for $5 million. Yes, it's just one experience. Paying $5 million. Yes, that's just one experience that you don't need to survive.

Like you don't need that. That's different. It's like, you can't see again. You can't hear. That's different. No, no, no. That's just. a bonus thing you don't need that's just like endorphins i can get endorphins other way i get

ripped some packs and read hunter hunter manga i don't need that how many hundred hundred hundred episodes are you gonna watch so you go man i need a nut man it's been nine years i can watch people have from that point like i don't even need to i don't need to do it myself five millions i'll just watch you do it i'll be like you go get her there is no way you just said that there is That is an impossibility that you just said that. You were resolved. Cam, do you hear yourself?

Cam, and your, your coitus is like 14 seconds. Okay, hey. That's like, would you rather do something for 14 seconds or have $5 million? I'd rather be able to do that 14 second coitus for the rest of my life.

Cam, are you genuinely being serious? I put this on both of my children, clearly, I'm about $5 million if I can never have a set. Oh my God, I'm like boiling. Kiss her. Kiss her. Kissing is better than Coitus. Kiss her.

I mean, the gold is found in the foreplay. Don't you ever get that twisted? Yeah. But you can never climb. You up the any. Your original question, I'm 10 toes down. I would 100% rather have sex. You need more self-control, bro.

You need to like find a hobby or something that makes you happy. I have hobbies. Hobbies made me fuck. It's not about happiness. It seems like it's bringing you happiness. No, it, no, no, this is like euphoric, spiritual. It's really not. It's like tiring.

I go, ooh, fucking you, you remember one of these? You're like this? Arms are shaking. That's not, euphor. My abs hurt. I catch Charlie Horson after. I'm like, huh.

Yeah. I feel like a slaughtered pig. I'd rather do that 20 times over. If there's many, many times I want, then five million dollars. Five million, payton, five million dollars. Okay. Let's up it. million. No. 20 million. You you...

20 million. Yes. And I'm not... Oh, no, this point you gotta fuck me. No, I need to know what you're feeling like. No, you gotta fuck me now. I need to know 20 million dollars. No, I need to... I don't care. No, you need to... I need to put me in a pretzel. I do not, I'll put you in the master lock. I go, oh, oh. You're saying your coitus is worth more than 20 million dollars. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying I have 20 million dollar put you on camera, boy. I do not have 20 million dollar genitalia. I'm saying... 20 M's cam your kids, kids don't have to worry again. That's, dude, and that's, you can call me selfish if you want.

I have one life and I, I care more about having, just my wife, believe it or not, than $20 million. No, that's, is that not bananas, but nother? If it was like a stint, if it was like a contractual stint, 20 million, you can't have to do the wife for three years. Okay, sign me up. 20 million. And that'd be rough, and we might crumble.

$20 million a decade. Oh, 10 years. Are you nuts? Are you nuts, dude? Are you absolutely? nuts. That's 3,652 days, considering there'll be two leap years. That's the most impressive math I've ever heard in my life. Oh, it's not. It's 365 times 10, but every four years there's a leap year, so you had an extra day. That's, that's, that's collegiate degree right there. I can't do that. That's

impressive. Dude, you must like a machine, bro. You're putting it on me. What are you going to do with $5 million? I have to the 20. Okay, that's fine. 20? 20. I don't know. 20 has me what I'm gonna do. Whatever I want. You were dead set on five. You're doing whatever you want, except. I don't need. I would be tugging.

Dude. DJing. I'll literally go to my girl right now and be like, I could, I take it for an extra $20,000 a month. I'd be like if we don't, every month we don't have coitus, we get $20,000 a month. Me and her will have a pack. We'll just look at each other rough. We'll go like this. This will be me and my girl.

Oh my God. We're happy. 20 bands a month extra? Dude, you're saying my, it's the complete reverse spectrum. You're saying my ss, I value too high, the money's too high for you, dog. There's no way money's got to the shit. Get out of sacks. It's worth more than $20 million.

You get something that is so spiritual and out of this world. You get, it's cannot be replicant. You get your butt played with, don't you? She's hitting that prostate boy. She can make you shthy to go Lucy, cuss. That boy hallucinating off the mud. What do you do? I never, I ain't ever know that one.

Let me tell you that. I'm just like, oh, oh! I was like, you'll float too, Georgie. I start seeing the egg cloud. Boy, she isn't that spiral, boy. She pitching that goose. Not even. Okay, I understand how I'm saying it makes it seem like that.

I'm saying there's just- You gotta let me watch one time, bro. I got to see this is worth $20 million, bro. Let me just get in that room. You got that chair in there. That's nutty, bro. No pun intended. That's crazy.

Wow. In the comments, bro. What would y'all think? I'm watching, I'm putting a camera, y'allels. I'm putting a little GoPro top. And I swear to God if it's just missionary, bro, I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, no, you wouldn't.

It's not gonna move any markers for you. Let's just say that. I go 20m's really? Yeah, oh yeah, no, no, no. Dude, that's, insane, dude. This also, you gotta remember, this is a rich person talking. This is not, no, no, no, no.

Like, it has nothing to do with how much I... Came if college cam, college cam, if you would have that same, ultimatum. Dude, no. For the rest of my life, no, no. No, no, actually. Actually, more of a 10 toes down.

Fuck you and. No, no. Wow. Because I didn't have kids at that point. God bless you. And I, I, I, I want, I was a TCU horny toe in a fucking car. I want to me now. Okay, okay.

Okay. Oh, I forgot. All this was supposed to be cordless. Okay. Okay. Out of my toe. Okay. Well, that's crazy that you think that.

That's crazy you think that. Let's see if James texting me again. You're tripping. Oh, did, okay, did your boyfriend, your new boyfriend? By the way, kind of hurt. James? James Duncan? Yeah, let's just say that. He's not my new boyfriend.

We haven't met a person yet. Okay, well, you got a little internet here. When we go to. We got a nice little DM going. We go to let all we talk, but. Oh, oh, we talk. Oh, excuse me. Me and Joe talk too.

Oh, you and James. You and Joe. Oh, okay. Me and a hat guy and Alex talk. Okay, dude. All right. Is that guy Alex? Now that.

No, Alex is. now the jealousy. Now I feel the jealousy creepy. Yeah. You talk to all of them. I talk to all the potters. I speak to none of them. You don't get on your phone.

You have Fuhide, you have Frank, and you have Hat Guy. Or no, I have type of both of them, actually. So I get Fuhat and Frank. I'm not going to lie, me Fahunt and Frank would piece y'all's a shit up. In what? In life. Me, Fujan's clearing James. Hey, what?

Like basketball? Oh, I mean, I was talking about fist of cuffs, but... Oh, you want to do five? No, let's do basketball. Let's do basketball. Let's do basketball. Me. No, no, no, no, let's keep it us to because we, YSK's got to unite.

I feel like, I feel like the Ushino podcast. We clear all of them. The Ushundle podcast could take on any other big podcast. We could take on any in basketball. We have, that, I'd argue that's non-negotiable. That's irrefutable. YSK is better at basketball than any other podcast. I, okay, let's start.

Okay, let's start, okay, let's go down the list. Let's go down the list. Okay, let's start with, we're already talking about shigigs. Let's talk about shing gigs. I love them. Like, good guys. Fantastic, hilarious. Short kings.

I mean, those guys can't be above 5-5. And something about 5-5 is criminal. 5-5 is criminal. And I keep seeing like clips from their live show, and I've seen them run up and down the stage. It does not look athletic. Bad limp on Fujan. Bad limp on Fuhat.

No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. But no, there's no, like, something about England also, it just, it doesn't give height. It doesn't give good hoops. It doesn't give good hoops. It doesn't give height.

No, it really doesn't. No, no, no. The tallest person in England is 6-2. Oh, yeah. You're 6-2, and then you literally have your two kings. You have Tyson Fury and Anthony Josh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the anomalies.

So we're clearing. What would be the score with them? I mean, my God, we're playing. We're playing to 11. Playing to 11. They get ball first. I had a pity. They get ball first.

I'm not kidding. Now you, now you get in your weird, dude, let's just have fun. Like, you don't have to. No, now when I play basketball. I'm really going to be like this. Check up, James. Oh, check up. You're going to be like, dude, just compete.

Have fun, man. We're here for a good time, man. I'm going, where you think you're going to go with Fuhad? Where do you think you're going? No, not on basketball. You know I throw elbows. Okay, that's true. I'm too physical.

God forbid your elbow landing. Well, and honestly, we're going to be like Victor Wimbayama against him. Like, we'll just be above them. They can't, like, they're contesting. We don't even see them. Final score. I'm going to be gracious. They start with ball.

Let's say James throws a crazy nasty form and hits in, and then Fuhod gets fouled and hits a free throw, 11 to 2. 112. Easy. Slight word. Okay, let's think of another podcast. You already said, the escape pod. Come on now, brother.

No, no, no, no, no. What's his name? I got to make sure. I get his name right. I know it's like Warfellow. What the fuck? Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. Warfellos is his government name?

No, his government name's Andrew. I was about to lose my mind. This whole bit would have been about that. That is ins, that got me, dog. Warfellow. No, okay. Andrew, from the escape pod, he can shoot the ball. He has like a whole thing.

You've seen it. He has a whole like thing on his Instagram where he like does trivia and shoots. He played against Jenna Bandy. Oh, if you smoked Gin a bandy, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. No, no, I'm not going to like, they're not scoring. No, no, that's an 11th year.

Yeah, it's 11th. No, no, I always give friends. If he gets a shoot. You said Andrew can shoot. Andrew can shoot. Let's say you start the game on Andrew and you're going soft for whatever reason. He makes the first one, you'd lock in. They wouldn't score you.

And I feel like, I feel like Hatt guy's going to tickle my butt. At one point of the whoops, he's going to give me a pinch. You're going to go set of screens, he's going to go, p. You just go, oh! Then they jump me, and then I just thought it and you go dunk. Anyway, next pod. Next pot, let's do impulsive. Mike Maylike, Logan Paul.

Okay. Now, I have seen both of them in person. I have seen both in person. Now, Logan Paul's a big boy. Logan Paul's a huge guy. But let's talk about Mike Maylake. He's 40, he's got flat feet, and he's just to be addicted to crack. So let me say this.

He's a non-factor. Love him to death A lot of mutual friends No, my, yeah Mike's the vibe guy He's gonna be there He's to make jokes But we're double team and Logan

Now it's all up to Logan We're double team and Logan Now, you know, wrestler Aggressive Aggression A competitor too Competitor He might give us

Boxer like he Athletic boxes check Yes He might pull out Mean little jet But he's so swole now I think the forms on there Forms out there

It'd be like this It'd be like a Like throwing a rock Yeah It's like Bobby Lashley trying to do anything. I've seen Bobby Lashley walk around the ball. It's not a good line of lateral movement. Oh, yeah.

It looks like you. A real tight upper back. Oh, God. So I would say we double team Logan. We let Mike shoot. If we lose to Mike, I can't say that. Yeah. But and Logan can't guard us both.

That's where they're going to. Oh, 100%. Because whoever Mike's guard and we're going past. Oh, he's with us. It's three on one. Sorry, Logan. Yeah, we throw a pipe somewhere. He'll go chase after it.

I don't know. It's so mean, dude. This is a comedy show. That's not good. It's not good. No, we're absolutely clearing them. Athletic prowess. Let's say he bumps one of us.

It hurts real bad. Let's give him two. 11-2. So we're beating everybody 11-2 so far, except for Escape Either 11-0. Yeah, no. I know we gave them one. We gave him one.

We gave him one. So 11-1, 112. Okay, let's do baseman yard. Now, can I say this? I was surprised when I met Joe in person. I was surprised at his build. athletic guy. Yes.

Kind of strong. Now, again, Short King. Good use of the overshirt, too. He always has a good oversherd. I'd never seen him have an overshirt. He's an overshirt. Okay.

So, when I met him in person, I had to look down. Now, that is a thing. So I'm bad at gauging heights. I would say Joe's at least 5'10. Okay, 510 at most. Undersized for the smallest position on the court. An undersized point card.

Okay. That's what we're going up against first. Turn in my hip, you're in the rim. Now, you dissect the Joe. Give me frank. I think. Yes. There's something that you might say, oh, shut your...

There's something about when you have kids, there's a different level of competition. Don't dad unite me right now. Oh, dude, it's, I mean, it's animalistic. It's natural. It's human nature. There's something about you can't lose. You put that man's kids in that room, too? One of us is leaving without an eye.

He'll do whatever it takes. Your kids, his kids are in the arena. You are both fighting for the honor of your family. Yeah, it's a gladiator in there. You or Joe... You all just sitting there to play basketball. No, I would say... He also, he also, he's that guy.

Now, I've never seen Frank in person. That's what I'm saying. I've seen Joe in person. I haven't seen Frank in person. Neither of I, but he, he gives that energy of that guy that he's like, not stellar at any sport, but, like, very, like, good. You know what I'm saying? He's not going to be a super star in any team. He's not going to be a pro in anything, but great role player.

You want to play ping pong, parley that and the go cards, partly that in the golf, probably that in the basketball. He's like, he understands it all. With that being said, what's the score? 11, 2. It's got to be, dude. It's an honor to know what we should do. It's going to be hard to get all of us in a room, but we should host like a two-on-two basketball game tournament.

That'd be elite. And then we put like, we all put money up and, you know, inside of my heart, I wanted it to go to the winner. But let's do it for charity, because we're all doing okay. So let's, let's, our charity of choice to be, you should know a studio. No, no, no, no. But we'll all start, we'll all, we'll all put in like a good amount of money, the winner, whoever wins, has a charity of their choice, they can take it to.

Oh, fuck. What? Okay, you always got to play devil's advocate. You know, I'm a logistics guy. Yeah, what happened? This goes out, they see this. They say, oh, yeah, that's funny. What about this?

What? They challenge us in something. What? They come back and go, all right, play us in golf. Or, all right, plays in it. You would hinder us. You would hinder us. You would hinder us.

You see how quickie jump ship? You would hinder us. This is a hypothetical. You would hinder us, hypothetically. I would hinder us. Your golf is swinging. It makes you look like, I mean, Oh, I can't say that.

Oh, because you're Tiger Woods on the green. Comparatively, yes. No. Comparatively, yes. Comparatively, came, you look bad. We have been 26 seconds into this hypothetical. You have already jumped ship, turned on me, and now you're making fun of me.

We're supposed to bond together. I'm saying, what if they call them? We can do like an Olympic thing with them. Like, so because basketball, they're all getting smoked. And we got a Brits. And we got the Brits. You got the Brits. It's from a pregame meal.

Can I get beans and toast? No, no, they pregame beans and toast. automatically eliminated. If you eat pregame beans, I don't play you. I refuse to go if we got a pub a minute after that. Oh yeah. Cop calm that stomach. Well at least we go at least our scoos on hunting grounds. That was the best trend that was the greatest trip ever. Oh man so let's let's see if they want it guys if you did it tell us that who are we tripping yeah like that was the widest thing you've ever said are we tripping are we tripping are we tripping dog we're not my dog on that

My dog. We would clear all of them. Tell us, please, in the comments, you think one of them would beat us. Yeah, guys, so any of those podcasts, if y'all want to run the charity tournament, let's do it. I think we should have that going. Yeah, hit my boy up. Apparently, he's all in all y'all's beds. Hey, I'll see y'all next time.

Yeah, we've got a single number. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Oh, man, all right, guys. Hit my dog up. You already FaceTime. I don't know. It's all cool.

I'm just at home. Sleepless nights. It's all good. Talk to Frank about kids. Get some invite. Here's kids. None of the other ones have kids publicly. I don't know, so.

Yeah, that's true. I don't know. But. Oh, God. Anyway, appreciate you. Coming back to another. Extend. Oh, this is not Patreon.

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