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Episode Date: April 17, 2023

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. I don't know if it's just me, but it feels like there's a lot of announcements about to go. Well, who's in my seat? Who's in my seat? I think it's that 100,000 subscriber black hair, buddy. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 56. Round of applause, please.

I like it. I like it. I like it. Guys and gals and everybody, welcome back to you should know podcast episode 56 there's a energy in the studio today because there's so much great stuff about to be announced right now on the podcast first for the audio listeners you can't see but we have this 100,000 subscriber plaque like I said we're gonna spend the next couple weeks celebrating this so here's us celebrating look at this beautiful shiny shiny plaque thank you guys so much for helping us achieve that milestone guys we have an announcement

right now are you ready are you ready you should know podcast family drum roll please we're doing a live show in dallas te, June 30th at Southside Music Hall. It feels so crazy to finally announce it. June 30th, Southside Music Hall. Co-host Cam, Uncle P. We're doing our first headlining live show. Tickets will be available later this week. Stay tuned to our Instagrams.

All of them. All social medias. TikToks to get the link to Discord. Koala Club to get the link to the tickets. Guys, we are so excited to finally get in front of you. We've been working on this show for like a year. And we have still some months to keep working on it because guys I'm telling you this show is not us sitting on a couch just talking going

through topics no this is a full production show every character you have heard about and seen on the podcast will be at this live show it's a very interactive show I can't give too much away but I'm telling you if if you're in Texas, July 30th, come to Southside Music Hall in Dallas, Texas. Come watch UChino Podcast's first live show.

This will be our only first live show. I'm telling you, you want to be a part of a historic event? That'll be a part of me and Co-host Cam's brains for the rest of our lives

and we will tell our lineage, tell our kids about this night. We want you to be a part of it. you're in surrounding states Arizona Oklahoma Louisiana please please come out to the show I know a lot of you are going to leave in the comments Peyton Cam come to this place come to that place we can't unless we get enough people to come to the Dallas live show so we got to pack this stage out, guys. I'm telling you, you will not regret it. And also, we're not doing this BS meet and greet VIP passes. Everybody that comes to the show, we're going to meet every single one of you. We're going to hop

off that stage and we're going to talk to you. We'll hug you. We'll shake babies and kiss hands. We'll do all of it. We love you so much. We cannot wait for June 30th, Southside Music Hall, Dallas, Texas. Tickets available later this week. Now that the announcement's all the way, time to your regularly scheduled program. If you're watching this even already and you look below, you see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that and you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong.

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Get your swagger back too with Manscaped. Now back to the rest of the podcast. We got co-host Cam. Oh, there's co-host Cam. Spider-Man. Co-host Cam. 100,000 subscriber play. Co-host Cam.

We got. Look at that thing, baby. Co-host Cam. 100,000 subscriber play. Co-host Cam. We got it. Look at that thing, baby. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Check yourself out. Get them pearly whites and them baby blue eyes and them sexy lips and that hair and that beard. We're just going to set Buddy over here. You look so good, Cam. We're just going to set Buddy over here. Cam, I good, Cam. We're just going to set Buddy over here.

Cam, I said you look so good. Cam, you look so good. Cam. Thanks, baby. Uh, Peyton. Yes. Yes, Cam! Before you say anything,

I don't know if y'all know, you should know Podcast Family, this is co-host Cam's birthday episode! Happy birthday to co-host Cam! Yes, sir! Yeah, yeah. cam's birthday episode happy birthday to co-host cam yes sir yeah yeah co-host cam everybody right now in the comments drop happy birthday co-host cam my dog can i say your age my dog is 25 two five yes sir. Wait. Okay, hold on. Let's see. Let's test our...

Let's quiz our NBA. Okay. Best player that wears 25. Think of it. Oh, for God's sake. I don't know. I don't know anybody. Didn't...

Reggie Bush. Didn't... Oh, my. Oh, my God. Wrong answer. Did Mikael Bridges... Did Mikael Bridges wear 25? No, no clue.

I'm not the historian. Well, let's just say... Let's say... Okay, no. Let's say Ray Allen wearing 20 and Jason Kidd plus five, 25. There you go. I'm Jason Kidd mixed with Ray Allen. I almost said something like that.

I don't know. That's not good. But thank you so much. I'm going to go ahead and thank y'all in advance. Hopefully you leave some birthday wishes, you know. But thank you so much. Go check out the birthday post on Insta. Leave happy birthday in the comments. What's your Instagram? CamK on Insta. Yeah. Leave happy birthday in the comments.

What's your Instagram? Uh, cam Kennedy 22. Yeah. Uh, I love the support and the love that I get from y'all on a daily. Yeah. So I'm already,

I already know y'all are going to just, you know, flood the comments. So I love y'all really do. Like I said before, I'm not going to get too emotional and into it, but we really do love you. And it's a big,

big, big, big, big, big family. Can't do it without you. So love y'all. you it's gonna be an amazing year another year of growth another year of spiritual growth another year of podcast growth uh just a year of growth man that's what i'm gonna i'm gonna deem this this 25 yeah chapter 25 is year of growth yeah you spent five thousand dollars

on that chain today but also also guys um to the p.O. Box people, we have a big P.O. Box family. Guys, flood the P.O. Box with some co-host Cam Gifts. You've seen the podcast. You know what he likes. Go and flood the P.O. Box. Link is in the description right now, because I can only get him so much. I don't know why I'm spamming the brr. It's your birthday, buddy.

This isn't a rap battle. This isn't Smack URO. I don't know why I'm brr. It's your birthday, but. This isn't a rap battle. This isn't Smack URO. I don't know why I'm. It's your birthday, but hey. Are you excited as I am about this live show in Dallas on June 30th at Southside Musical in Dallas? Guys. June 30th. I know he already covered it in the intro.

I was right there when he did it. June 30th. Like, he said it to the T, but I'm going to say it one more time. Like, it's imagine going to see LeBron, but then imagine being at lebron's first game imagine going to see leonardo dicaprio's best movie ever but imagine being the first one to see it it's the same type of vibe like we're gonna have a ton of shows we're gonna make amazing efforts to go everywhere all our fan bases all our demos but this is this is the start of the arc of the live shows and i mean this is just it's gonna be

amazing it's it's truly is you you're never gonna have another first day of high school you're never gonna have another first day on the job you're never gonna have another first you should know podcast live show so that's all i gotta say if you can be there be there that's all i gotta say so uh yeah we love you we can't wait to see you there and we mentioned it previous on on um on patreon shout out to all the quality club you already know this but we're not doing no vip i ain't doing that every single person that shows up if you have a baby we're kissing his forehead if you have a hand we're shaking it if you got a back we're gonna hug it i mean that sounds a little weird we're gonna maybe maybe cam's part of the meet and greet i don't know

basically we're gonna take some pictures we're gonna hug we're gonna meet every single one of you and just truly appreciate you finally face to face like peyton said uh seeing another human being face to face is just it's it's the best part of the job like seeing you appreciate everything and us appreciating you in the flesh. It's just the best part. We can't wait to see it. So pop out. That was very great.

June 30th. I like your outfit. I like your outfit. Where'd you get those pants? Private. Oh, I can't say. They're not paying. Okay.

If you can't audio listen, you can't see it, but I'm wearing pants that resemble something you would get out of a plane in if you were to skydive. Yeah, like if you were to jump, those would save your life. So that's pretty much what they are. But no, they're fire. They're super tough. They're so, they're nice. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So we're going on a plane to LA tomorrow.

We are. We are. By the time you've seen this this we're already out of LA sorry LA people bless you god bless you and god bless you it was a cough okay well I still bless you thank you but I don't understand I was thinking we're about to go on an aircraft 5,000 feet in the air oh what did you think? Planes fly 5,000 feet? Yes. Try 30, buddy. Are you nuts?

That's space. I'm dead ass. That's space. Are you nuts? You think Boeing 777s or 737s fly 5,000 feet in the air? That's what the president flies on, not us. Do I need to whip out the phone? Do I need to whip out Apple? No.

They fly 30,000 feet in the air. Cam, okay, listen to this. The average flight there's like 27 to 30 32 000 feet okay listen are you nuts listen to me and then rebuttal is the building that we're in right now it's like 340 feet okay we are in the sky do you imagine could you physically physically imagine if a plane flew as close to the ground right now as we're in? As the place we're in? I didn't want to say.

I kept trying to stop. Could you imagine? We'd be like, oh my god, I can touch it. 5,000 feet is nothing in terms of planes. Bro, you skydive. Peyton, you skydive from like 10K. I don't skydive from shit. Neither do I, buddy, but your pants could.

But you skydive from like 10K. Okay, but Cam, no, no, no. Before you do that, let me get my... I don't care. Okay, you've been to my apartment, right? Yeah. The windows, you can see everything, right? Yeah.

Do you not see planes every five minutes? Because you're by an airport. They're either taking off or landing. They're very close because they're getting to the airport or leaving it. When they are at the apex of their flight. And I'm not talking legends. That was a gaming joke. Apex used to be my favorite word because I remember that movie

where the dude turned into a cyclops and they were documentary style and they called him the Apex Predator. What the hell? What? You don't know what I'm talking about? I don't what the no i have no clue i don't remember it but but okay listen cam tomorrow i'll bet you x amount of dollars that when we get on the plane tomorrow i'll put a height check and it'll say 800 feet in the air i'll go a thousand oh my god if you check it six seconds into the ascend according to usa today the common cruising altitude for most commercial airplanes is between 33 000 and 42 000 feet no way bro or between six

and nearly eight miles above sea level wouldn't your brain brain explode? No. No, it's pressure. I mean, but like truly think about this. I am truly. No, listen. So how fast do planes fly? Neither one of us know the exact, let's call it like 500 miles an hour. Something like that, right? I was going to say about 100. No, because my car goes that fast.

I would say 300. Are you stupid? Yeah, I was dumb. Let's go 500. Okay. If there were only 5,000 feet in the air and something were to happen. Yes. God forbid.

You know what 5,000 feet is? Far. One mile. 5,280, I believe. So you mean to tell me if something crazy happens. Oh, my name's Graham. We're going. Here I come with my increments.

I know everything about everything. We're going 500 feet a minute even at a slightest descent We'd smash into the earth. We'd smash into the earth's you can do that from 500 feet in the air What do you try? I feel like my nose is bleeding is it? I'm seeing you have a white shirt It's wet I'd see polka dots on your shirt if your nose is bleeding is it hot i'm not gonna lie like we can we can move on but like to think 5 000 feet is what we're at all right it's insane sorry i didn't go to college like you for 18 years and learn everything oh i went for eight did you i do have three degrees working on the fourth but it's all right oh

albertan einstein and i got a big head and it feels all this Okay, but you just want to prove okay, but you you whenever you said a bowling 37 to whatever you said You said Which say bowling 33 a bow is that 737? Okay, I thought that was the government's plane, right? That's Air Force One. Same thing. Like your shoes. G-phase.

Oh, wow. These are called the Air Force Ones. Yeah. Like the plane. Like the presidential plane. Wow. You know there's like a whole apartment, like a whole, like a penthouse apartment on the Air Force One?

I don't believe it. But this is what I'm going into. This is what I'm going into. Does, I don't understand the White House. i don't believe it but this is what i'm going into this is what i'm going into does i don't understand the white house i don't get it doesn't okay god i'm being dead serious to everybody watching and listening into you cam do not judge me for what i'm saying i'm about you're about to piss me off does the president really stay in the white house yes don't you think that's a little dumb? What? Like, isn't he like, or she, or whoever the future president is. He, but. Right now it's he, yes.

He is. Don't you think that that's technically the most important person in America? Correct. Why would they tell you where he lives? You get it? You act like they live on 4468 chestnut drive like it's the white house there's probably snipers blocks away like for you don't you think that's a little propaganda bro okay the white house one is a it's it's an office building there's tons of staff exactly so how

do you shit where you eat but you know what i mean how do you work where you're sleeping does he wake up and he's like in his oval office no you think he sleeps in the oval i've never been no there's a whole you never you never watched cory in the house come on now there's a nuts there's a whole segment of that so imagine let's just say it's cutting to fourths even though i guarantee it's not okay say it's cutting to fourths like one fourth is probably super like like press stuff like there's a whole board in case he ever has a national emergency thing he has to talk about another fourth is probably just offices all of his like people another fourth could be his office is like direct advisory staff and then the other fourth is their living like home

living quarters it's blocked there's bro i think you're you're under the concept of it's just this big ass open house no no no i know there's living rooms right there and there's this press read right there like okay how many there's huge walls divided off okay listen compared to the mall we went to today what we went to me and cam went to a mall today how in comparison is it close to a mall how big is the white house is it about the same no it's bigger as a the white house is bigger than a mall do you think the white house is bigger than a mall it would make more sense that he lived there if it was so he's like smaller than them all okay how do you fit the directory of boards the secretary of state the the chief head officer the

speaker house is about 55 000 square feet my apartment is about 500. it sits on it literally when payton opens his eyes he can see his fridge toilet front door couch tv stove and he's obviously on his bed the white house is approximately 55 000 square feet sits on 18 acres of lands land has 132 rooms 16 family and guest rooms, three kitchen, 35 bathrooms. 132 rooms. Who lives there? It's not bedrooms.

There's 132 different rooms. So 55,000 square feet. I don't get it. The mall we were at today. The mall we were at today. The mall we were at today. I really don't. The mall we were at today, it's two million square feet.

It's two million. Oh my God. So it's a small place. Two million square feet. So the White House is small. Are you nuts? There's no way the most important person in America can live in a place where everybody in the whole world knows where he lives, where the bedroom's at. Okay, but.

Are you nuts, Cam? Where's the bedroom? I don't know, but you can Google it probably. You don't think you can Google it? If the White House has been around since 1844. There's secret tunnels. There's all this. You know FDR was getting off.

I don't know if it was FDR. Somebody. Even if there's secrets. Who's the person with Marilyn Monroe? Who's like taking her through the tunnels? Is that Bill Clinton? I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I not he was getting his shit off in there it was somebody um but i'm saying listen to me you're not listening you're ridiculous i know what you're saying how come the most important person ever is

in this one house and everyone knows the exact location if they want to do something crazy they could do it to that exact location yes but you don't understand like no not you being payton like us like a civilian yes we we cannot even comprehend the level of security that not only is in the house around the house but like literally like the geo location you can't even fathom do you remember scratch and sniff movies as a kid do you know what i mean scratch and sniff movies no don't make me feel crazy what in the actual hell is a scratch and sniff movie what is that y'all didn't have that we all grew up what the hell does that mean where we grew up y'all not gonna make grew up three and a half hours away from each other

you didn't have this ancient babylonian technology where you could scratch a piece of paper and yes you can yes you can yes you can you sniff the cast yes you can. You sniff the cast. Yes, you can. What is sniffing? Yes, you can. It was exactly that. Okay, the Discord made me... Oh my God! It was exactly that. You could snatch a piece of... You could scratch a piece of cardboard

and sniff Angelina Jolie. Yes! Exactly that! Doop! I swear to God. You could scratch a piece of cardboard and sniff Tom Cruise. I put it on our whole podcast's IP address. I put it on everything. I put it on the... i put it on our whole podcast's ip address i put it on everything

i put it on the the i put it on everything the discord made me feel crazy for this you need to start explaining yourself immediately i am getting heated do you remember the wild thornberry's movie that came out in the movie theater no you don't remember that no that's where you first messed up wild thornberry you don't know what the wild thornberry sounds like a bad disease in the like It sounds like something you get as a scout. You don't remember the little kid who? You don't remember that and the dad had a big old falcon nose no you don't remember that wild no And then they had a little ginger girl. That was probably your cousin. Oh, it's probably my cousin What it's what did his skin what his skin look like wild thornberry it's like

yours oh i don't know listen listen so this is what happened this is this is what happened to the wild thornberry's movie they had a scratch and sniff movie right no they did and so you oh yeah they did so you oh my god they're not rugrats that's the rugrats so this is what happened you would pay for a ticket in back y'all are young so back So back in the day... What? You're younger than me. Barely, but... Back in the day, you would have to call the movie theater, ask what the theater times were, right? Or you'd have to check in the paper to do that.

That's how we did it. You have not lived a second of your life where the internet wasn't a thing. In my house, it wasn't. Mark and I needed it. I didn't have it. It was around, but I wasn't allowed. We grew up different.

I wasn't allowed to get a Facebook until I was like 13, 14. That's a different story for a different time. But, so my first profile picture was me holding Dusty like a baby. I didn't know what to do. My head looked enormous and the picture still does. Okay, I'm so sorry. I love you happy birthday so but okay listen listen so you would have to call into the movies or check the paper my dad checked

the paper then called into the movies he was a very going through the whole process is this like your second life what do you mean he had to call god bro so he called he's like three for the wild thornberry's movie him my brother and me They said it's a scratchy sniff movie. And I said, oh my God, a scratchy sniff movie. So what you would do, you would go to the will call, you would take the tickets, and then when you go to the first person that checks your tickets, right, and tells you where the theater's at, they handed you, like they hand 3D glasses, they handed you this little lottery ticket.

I swear to God, Cam. So now it's a lottery ticket as well. You can win a prize. No, it's like a lottery ticket. Like it's a paper that has scratch offs on it and it says on certain parts of the movie these logos will pop up it will either be a berry a foot grass and then when that logo pops up in the movie you scratch it off and you sniff it you can smell what the movie is i swear to God, Cam. No, no! So they had this interactive technology in 2006? Yes! No, it was just a piece of paper.

It's a piece of paper, dumbass! I just smelled it. It didn't come out the screen. What'd they do box office-wise? Was that a good film? Probably. Were they successful? They won something?

They won an award? And then guess what? It went to DVD. And they had it in the DVD. Do I have that DVD at my house? Home house? Mm-hmm. The most I remember getting from a movie was going to see Yu-Gi-Oh! the movie.

I'm sure you do. You're like, oh, I'm going to gamble this in college. That's still crazy. I was going to see the movie and it had cards in the movie. That was sick. Like, as a kid. Don't you think that's a little crazier than what I'm saying if they're giving every single person a pack of cards something cam that's not crazy technology promo cards that were just in every single like you just got it okay it wasn't

a whole i promise to you cam kiss kiss on the mouth i swear to you that was a real thing and people in the comments are going to flame you you already took 18 hours last episode have you read the comments of last episode? Oh, they're cooking. I want to, we'll discuss that on a different day. You clearly didn't listen to what I said. You know, you got cooked. See, this is what camp can't take losses.

Boom, don't look. Boom, don't look. Boom, when you think you're done, you put it in there and you finally gaze. That's not how it works, bro. We're not talking about this. You don't have to. We're not.

Let's go, Rugrats. Live. Live. Bless your heart. Love it, was it? Love it, was it? Ivo, would you rather? Oh, my God.

Ivo, would you rather? We haven't done it in a couple weeks. Oh, I love these. This one is specifically designed for you. This is going to be crazy, dude. Are you ready? No. Are you ready?

Let's go. Would you rather have to wake up every day, you have one hour to complete the daily quiz wordle okay if there's no outside help okay can't use anyone else okay so would you rather wake up have to complete wordle within the first hour of you being awake if you don't get the word you don't get to eat that day don't you don't get food or would you rather only have two showers a week oh but you have to choose them you have to choose when you spend them wisely i'm not gonna design for you because you're stinky and you can't spell pick your poison i'm sticking i swear to you would literally be in a panic attack if you had

to do those portals i'm taking it like oh my beef i'm telling you right now i'm doing the showers because i would you raunchy mother you sick are that's that's one shower every three and a half days i average about four a week you also average four gallons of sweat leaving your glands a week. If you take one shower every three and a half days. Cam, you know my level of education. You know my level of education. I would never finish a workout. A different level of bacteria would grow.

A different level of bacteria. It literally would be an unidentified species of bacteria would grow from you. It would literally be like Peytoneria. Spell me now. Lift your shirt up again. Oh. It's glistening. Yes.

I don't know if it's picking up on the camera. His chest is literally glistening. No, but okay. I'm saying listen. So would you rather? Would you rather? Okay. Have to answer the daily Wordle quiz in one hour time frame with no help, no cheating,

no outside sources. If you don't get the word. quiz in one hour time frame with no help no cheating no outside sources if you don't get the words you don't get to eat that day or you only get two showers the entire like Sunday to Sunday two showers you are a rotten, you rankin', you nasty rankin' bitch. You gross little boy. I take two showers a day sometimes. Oh, my name's Kaya, Mr. Clean Labide. Who cares, bro?

Your neighbors are going to care when your stench goes through the ventilation. For Breeze is there for a reason. You put that on the pitch, you're fine. You put some... No, listen, bro. You just said Febreze. You rinse your mouth through a sink, and then you put some Febreze.

What are you saying? Rinse your mouth through a sink? That cleans the whole body of your mouth? I don't even think that's structurally correct, the sentence you're trying to say. Rinse your mouth through a sink. It's with a sink. No, you go like this.

And then that goes to your whole body. It's science. Oh, that's how that works? It's your nuclear system. I learned that in school. I just don't know that many words. This isn't fair. That's the point.

I need a final answer. Okay, here we go. Final answer. My final answer is I'm taking the two showers a week 100% you rank in my you are a nasty bro but honestly

but that's unfair I have a problem I have deficiencies okay my thing is like back against the wall you could get those words and if you don't

like I mean you don't eat enough like you don't eat a lot already you could go a day and then it would drive you you'd be so mentally sharp the next day because day yeah and then it would drive you you'd be so mentally sharp the next day because you'd be eagering for food you'd be but also but also i would if you fail two days in a row that'd be tough but i also eat like once a week yeah i mean

let us know what you would do so oh did you see that sorry there's like i don't know the studio is dirty i thought i saw like let us know what you would do you have to complete wordle every day right when you wake up you have literally this can you open your eyes you have one hour time frame to complete the wordle or you don't get to eat for the day if you don't get the word right no outside help or you only get two showers for a calendar week that wasn't fair for me that really wasn't fair for me bro i'm i swear to you, like this studio is disgusting, Cam. There's like crickets in here. Look. There's a cricket.

Bro, there's a cricket on the studio. In the set, there's a cricket on the set. Oh my God, bro. Cam, we gotta do something about this. There is a cricket. And this is- What if he like... I mean...

My heart... literally went to my ball sack. I just hate a creep. My heart went to my ball sack. I made a mistake. Spit it out right now. Just, there's some more. Dude, there's like, they're like, they're like burrowed in here. I've been seeing them since the beginning of the podcast. What?

It's like they're burrowing in here. That's not a cricket. Can't hold it. It's a cricket, bro. It's a cricket. Let me see it. Bro, there's crickets on this set dude i'm gonna zoom in on the camera for the podcast bro there's cricket cam yes or no is this a cricket there's crickets on this

why i don't i feel a eyeball in my mouth. What are you doing? Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. You get it out yourself. If you ever do some shit like that again, we will fight on the set. Demonetized. Oh. Oh god.

Dude, its wing is on my tongue. Its wing is on my tongue. Look. Oh my god, it is. What are you doing. Oh my god. It is. Oh, what are you doing? Oh My god, it was a bad idea. I Don't know. I just ate a cricket cam. Dude, I thought it was like a peanut. No, it's wings are all over.

As soon as you popped it in your mouth, I thought it was a peanut. It's a cricket. Then there was another one. And I literally looked him in his face. Now he's in me. I'm just kidding. They're edible crickets from Thailand with spicy barbecue flavor. Try them with me now.

Oh my god, they're all over the floor now. I can just throw one in my mouth, but I can't I can't what the why would you give me ten of them? I Can't look I literally said I can't look at one and you just gave me a village He you know you just gave me a whole extended family of crickets like this is cousins You know I'm not I'm putting one in my mouth Pick the alpha no no They're moving they're moving you gotta go fast oh you can

definitely feel like they feel the wing you feel the wings and like the feet and shit the flavors got it not you know me I like food like a sunflower seed with like with like thoughts oh my god like a sunflower seed with feelings in wings oh I still have a village in my head you need to remove these put them up there there's so many give the would you think whatever I ate I literally my heart went to my asshole like I'm not kidding. I thought I cuz effort

You feel like the eyeball I Need drink. Yeah, they're tangy. I mean they're like they don't leave They're invasive Put that it's time for people's favorite segment. You know time that is pop culture pay and a cam pop culture pay and a cam oh this shit's not leaving um uh my my bringing to the pop culture it's there god one this podcast is live which means this previous saturday the uh 15th no friday sorry friday the 14th love is blind drop the final part you gotta watch it that's all i gotta say you get to see the weddings you gotta watch it live reunion is on saturday

that's out to a you got you just you gotta go watch it we've been talking about it for about two three weeks now we want to dropped it in parts to a point it was a little excessive netflix like come on like four different parts come on give us two maybe three i could take whole first half whole second half including weddings then a live show but to go one two itty bitty three and a live show. Come on now. But you got to watch it. That's all I'm going to say. You absolutely have to watch it. Yeah. I need a drink, bro. I need a liquid.

I'm excited about it because I already kind of know some stuff about the ending and like who's with who and what happened. Yeah. Because it got ruined for me on TikTok. But okay. Now that some time has passed, who is your new least favorite character? Because last time it was what's your name I rena I rena now I think it's changed for everybody 100 million percent

wacky Jackie is my least favorite by milestones you know how I know I have a bad problem with women like picking all right why ring the ring ring the ring yo what's up yo P have you started love is blind yet yeah i'm a couple episodes in bet me and liver watching tonight two hours later hey p who's your favorite off rip oh jackie jackie's my girl that's how you know he's a sicko he was a huge jackie stan right from the beginning yeah just sick and you and you see what she's done yeah if you haven't then go watch but i think we give good netflix recommendations on this show oh i put cam onto this show i put him on are you nuts or dumb or stupid and nuts you dumb idiot stupid so i put you on but you watched it first you know that's

how it went i literally said we're gonna go watch this and then you went and watch it before us i swear my life that's it i put him, but he put me on the greatness of it. I just put him on the idea that he watched it first. But regardless, we both watched it. It's fire, flamethrower, tell him. It's a show called Night Agent. Night Agent is a fantastic show. Season one is out.

I don't think season two is going to be good. Because the story was so good. It was too heavy hitting season one but wasn't it wasn't linear yeah it was like bam bam bam like you know yeah i mean it's like you can only go so far with the storyline there he's one a show that has three seasons so far that i have been watching religiously and i think is better than night agent no it is called last no it's not a designated survivor it's called designated survivor designated survivor I'm telling you is probably one of the best shows I've ever seen no based off of season one I'm not done oh my god I'll give you the principle of the show

I saw you I hear the principle of the Basically, it is this guy who's very low ranking in the White House. He's sitting at the White House while the president and everybody in the Congress, the House. I don't know how the White House works. The legislative branch, the executive. The sages, the wizards. They're all doing a speech for the Americans. It gets bombed. Everybody dies.

Everybody. So there's no government anymore. Wow. But in real life, how it works is they have people. It's like rankings. Rankings. Hierarchy. Yes.

So designated survivor is a person. So it's like, he should be the president. Dead. He should be the president. Out of there. the person is like he should be the president dead he should be the president out of there see you tomorrow the president next see you next life it ends up with this guy he ends up with this guy and he had just got fired that day but it wasn't official he becomes the president and it's about his journey through the presidency and then a bunch of uh theories of the bombing why it hat it's crazy it is one of the best shows i've ever seen i hope season two and three are good but i'm halfway through season one pop culture with peyton and cam that's our show specials what's up pop culture peyton and cam

pop culture peyton and cam what is the DJ name of his first son Eric Eric Eric Eric Eric dad joke laugh yeah

oh speaking of dads I had a you know how a couple podcasts go I told you about my nightmares with Oprah

no I told you about my nightmares with Oprah dude the comment oh my god the comments about that were hilarious they were so funny now the comment section is really my God. The comments about that were hilarious. They were so funny.

No, the comment section is really funny. Oh, my God. Take your time. Go read it. But I had another one. Not about Oprah. Here we go. Progress.

Robin Thicke. What? And I remember it, bro. He's just like, he's like seducing you throughout your nightmare. He's like, no. Yes. He's like, noing you throughout your nightmare he's like no and the crazy thing is i love robin dick i love lost without you can't help myself sing it cam how does it feel to know that I want you care don't they know you just gave straight Joe Goldberg like oh that's bad okay I'm not gonna

lie I was a little Joel Goldberg with my eggs I've lived have you ever been a little stalkery with your ex before no literally no like you know me i drove to her house we're done boom see you i was sad don't get okay yeah but i don't like how you act like you weren't sad after a breakup i was super sad okay but after i wasn't sitting there like this okay the worst thing i've ever done after a breakup is catfish my ex what does that even mean like you put like an ab filter and you got like swole and then you were like this is what you're missing out no catfish your ex they've already seen you they've dated you no i made an instagram profile oh my god i bought followers

oh my heaven on earth no this guy was popping this this guy was that's a sick sentence that's a disgusting sentence this guy was popping and i knew her type you made a fake like a fake person i'm not proud you shouldn't be you should be devastated you should be shamed so what i did was i went to google images i went to google images and i typed in attractive light-skinned male. Oh my God. No, this is bad. This is like top of the... How have I never heard this? How have you never told me this?

It's shameful. I was a kid though. Let me preface that. I was like 15, 16 years old. Unacceptable. Unacceptable. I went to attractive light-skinned men on Google Images. I screenshotted the first dude because I knew her type.

I knew what she wanted. I knew it wasn't me. Oh, my God. Okay, but we weren't actually broken. Blush your little 16-year-old heart. We weren't broken up. I knew she was cheating. Oh, no, you weren't.

No, no, no. We were still together. I just knew she was cheating on me. So, you know, you thought you were together. She knew she was done with you. we were still together i just knew she was cheating on me so you know you thought you were together she knew she was done with you it was you were not together so what i did was i made this fake instagram profile oh that's a lot of followers she liked attractive light-skinned men with a lot of followers on instagram so i went and bought both of those things and then i dm'd her and she dm'd back this was my girlfriend at the time still she was just cheating

she didn't know i knew she was cheating. I don't think she cared either. So I DM'd her and we had great conversations. She was really feeling this guy. I said, hey, I knew what she liked too. I knew what kind of date she liked. She loved hammocks. That's where our first date was.

In a hammock? I was so dizzy. you were so sweaty that's worse than a twin xl that's like being wrapped in a banana peel with another human she just loved she loved hammocks so i remember i remember our first date i bought a i bought a whole hammock that was like a hundred dollars And then I got strawberries because she loved them. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't.

Cut that shit out. So I DM'd her and I was like, let's go on a hammock date. And I got fruit. I knew that she would go. She said yes. Great. You said hammock date and fruit. Your same first date.

You said those words through this fake attractive lights. I was a kid and I was sad. Oh my god. You were sick, too But I but okay, she was still my girlfriend at the time. So I was just testing the waters She said yes So now it's go time. Do I go to this date or do I not and reveal everything? I already knew she was gonna she's a cheater because she said yes to this date But I was gonna see the whole plan through. So I go to this park. Oh my God.

Oh my God. And I see her car full enough. I see her go to the spot that we said we were going to meet at. And then I go. I would have called the police. I swear to God. If I was her, I would have called the police. And I see her. She looks so good. She never dressed that nice for me. She looks so pretty.

And then I went to where she was and she saw me see her. And she was angry. And I walk up to her and i go hammock and fruit huh and she goes she looks me dead in the eyes cam and she goes you're such a loser And I said, I'm sorry. You did not apologize. Oh my God. We went to In-N-Out after. Oh my God.

Oh my. Shout out to her. One, she has to be one of the most humble human beings ever to still take your creep ass to go get it. Me! She's the cheater. Yeah. So screw her for cheating. Shout out to her for still eating food with you.

I would have had a restraining order on you. She made me pay for it still. As she should. That was a pool monitor. That's not good, bro. Yeah, that was... That's not good. Should I cut that out?

Does that make me seem a little crazy? No, we're keeping it. You're keeping it. We're keeping it. Yeah. That's bad, bro. I know, I'm so sorry. No, I'm not!

Because that proved that she was... No, you should be. No, that proved that she was a cheater. That's bad, bro. I know. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not. Because that proved that she was. No, you should be. No, you said it right. No, that proved that she was a cheater. I still stayed with her because I loved her. But I kind of still miss her, though. It's my first love. That feels good.

I'm going to keep it. All right. But how do polar bears make igloos? Because in all the movies, I don't understand. Holy shit. Igloos is where the home of the polar bear. No! My first graders used to research on that.

Thank you. They didn't. Her first graders used to. A polar bear's not living in igloo. Kim, are you nuts? Have you seen a Coca-Cola commercial? Oh, have I seen an animated commercial made by men? Have you read a book?

Where does the polar bear live just outside yeah what are who lives in igloos like the like the the natives that ice fish the natives in alaska you think bears are making bricks and making a cylindrical home that's my question the answer is uh so you're saying no so you're saying the people in alaska just build ice houses and live in them they have brick molds yeah or is it antarctica either it's not alaska antarctica alaska is very green are you sure that's where the sun doesn't rise alaska is very green alaska the sun doesn't it's snowy very cold anchorage yes but it's also green they don't have light big forest They don't have light.

Big forest. They don't have light in Alaska. That's Scandinavia. Oh, my name's Cam. I'm the geological police. Ooh, I'm not a geologist, but I know bears don't make fucking bricks and build this perfect little- So you're saying, okay-

The wolf can't blow a down house. So this makes things make more sense. Because how would polar bears live in igloos? They don't. That's what I'm telling you. They don't live they do thank you oh here's cam i'm google 101 i pretend that i'm smart but i just read everything on google bear you think a bear yes a beast literal beast in the middle of its day when it the only thing on its mind is live hunt survive you think it goes hmm

I'm now a carpenter I'm now an architect I Want to go get molds and sticks and let the water pour into no reason there's no sticks and igloos There's not sticks and igloos, but they have to get something to make a mold, to make the brick, to make the igloo. No, it's just ice. You stack it. See? Now you're angry.

You're being delusional. No, but that's where my question came from. Your mind is of a toddler. If you believe bears build homes from ice and slumber there during the night hours. It is a fucking bear. That's why I was impressed. It would maul you to death. It doesn't care about its home.

That's why I was impressed at first. Because I was like, how do they do that? They got good little paws. And they put their little paws up on ice. And they say, oh, this is my new paw home. It's not Ruby. Like, Ruby could make a little house. She could go,

Her legs would give out. Yeah, she'd go, she'd go, Polar bear! Ruby could make a house not polar bear! No, Ruby can't make anything besides poop. Oh, don't talk about my knees. I know she's my favorite. I love her to death, but her hips are bad.

She's got big ol' Just like her father. Just like her father. That's got to be hereditary. Because, I mean, there's no shot that I have a... Max is actually like his mama. No, Max is a little hell rat. No, Max is a hellion. But Ruby, she has a bad hip.

Oh, matter of fact, here in about... Don't quote me, but I'd say about two, three, four episodes, maybe Ruby's going to make her final, not final, her first appearance. And if you come to the live show, June 30th, Southside Musical, she might be there. Ruby might be there. She might be in a little cage in the back. Are you here? No, you're here.

And then Max would be like, right, right, right, right. That's Max. Imagine if you let Max go into the live show. He'd just shake his little nub ass. He'd just be running and biting everybody He doesn't bite he was teething when he bit you Bit me last week his teeth were falling out of his skull last week. He needed Relief you see his earring in my right ear. Yeah, he took it out. He did take it out

He ripped bro. oh if we would have got that on camera oh my god that would have been a koala club exclusive max literally peyton's dumb ass is gonna go down to a young baby athletic breed and go oh what you what you max max oh hey buddy give me that shit and he literally his teeth went in his ear ripped his earring out if we would have got that on camera okay cam honestly for your birthday would you let me strip for you cut it what would i let you strip for me yeah you're not oh i was about to say something that would have pissed you off i was gonna say you're not beyonce not as in no that that sounds crazy the song she's like's like, Tonight I want to dance for you. Can I keep all this in?

Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Tonight I want to dance. Okay, but Cam, no, honestly, imagine. A song reference. Imagine, imagine, we're going on your birthday trip, right? It's going to be fantastic. I lay you down on the hotel.

No, you're not laying me. And I'm just like this. I'm just like. This is not happening. He looks like the little Cricket rodents from Men in Black Look at him, oh my god Oh my god, you looked exactly like him Or Elliot from Open Season

No, you wouldn't let me? No Men in Black, Will Smith is about to pop out of the corner That's his little That's his colleagues Or that's his colleagues. Or he looks like Elliot from Open Season. Holy shit, look up those two things. Oh my god, what else do you look like?

You look like a corn dog. Oh my god. No, but Kim, that's not a birthday wee-ish for you. No, it's not a birthday wee-ish for me. If it's for you to strip over my body that you've laid down, no. No, that's not happening happening and then we both get champagne if we get champagne no champagne little chocolate strawberries no and then you just look up and you see me like you have to ruin everything, bro.

Oh, my. Oh, no, he's out. He's blasting me out of the show. Oh, my fuck. Oh, my God. Your lower back is wet. Oh, my God. Your lower back is wet.

Put your shirt back on. No, your lower back's wet. No, I swear to God. It's going to be on the couch. Your lower back's wet. You sound like you're being stabbed. Ow! Ow! I feel like you just came in here and struck me for you.

You are crying. Gather yourself! Gather me. I don't wanna get- What did you just throw? Oh. That was not... That was not good good have we made time yeah thank you buddy all right guys hey i'm gonna say it again um thank you again this is pre-recorded before my actual birthday but thank you for all the birthday wishes uh i love y'all so much. I love doing this every single week.

Wouldn't be here without y'all. Literally, we wouldn't be here without you. So, I really do appreciate everything. I appreciate all the comments. I appreciate anything y'all send in the PO box. I love all of you. It's gonna be a fantastic birthday. We're going to LA.

Koala Club. If you want to see exclusive stuff from LA, make sure you head over to the link in the bio. Last LA trip, my god our uber driver it was a literal horror story anyway everything is in the bio uh instagrams snapchat keep running up the snapchat it's doing amazing discord we love our discord fam and as uncle p said before we go into the code for this week to confuse the casuals and get your good karma june 30th south side u n e space three zero june 30th literally get your calendar right now pull out your phone put in

the calendar on the app anything june 30th south side music hall dallas triple d dirty dirty dallas texas you got to be there tickets coming later this week lifetime literally there's never going to be another first live show this set is going to be sacred it's going to be there. Tickets coming later this week. Once in a lifetime. Literally, there's never going to be another first live show. This set is going to be sacred. It's going to be the first set. It's going to be amazing. And you got to be there if you can be there. And my mom's going to be there.

So if you want to question her and ask how I became the man I am, you can go and run up to her and ask her. Yes. But we cannot wait to see y'all there. Obviously, we're going to let you know as we get closer and closer and closer and when tickets go live and all that thing. So be on the lookout for that. This week's code.

Nope, I'll let you do it. This week's code is HBDC. Happy birthday Cam. In the comments right now. My brother's turning 25 years old. Thank you, love y'all all so much. And, what do you know? Look what time it is.

It's time for, uh, it's time for What I Think Wild Bears Don't Make it Over to Christmas. And I know y'all see the new Icy Whites. Bricks, G-Fazos. See you next week. Live show June 30th. Southside Music Hall, Dallas, Texas. Tickets coming later this week.

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