You Should Know Podcast - CHEATING ON MY WIFE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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I'm a champion. I'm a champion. You are a champion. You look good. Oh, you do too, buddy. You smell weird. You got to stop saying that. You do smell strange.

You know what I smell like? Dolce and cabana that one away cover your mouth because it's staying in like i don't know why you covered i smell like a great cologne and y'all keep telling me it smells like my kid dude no because that's not because yes or no did you have that cologne before you had a kid no oh now that might change what i'm saying i think y'all smell malachi you smell me i smell like malachi and this new clone just like a binder okay yeah olive oil with the sea was that like a like a like a like a new birth gift no no no i just bought it because we went to we went to uh sephora one day for live and i said instead of just standing here twiddling my thumbs

i'm gonna look at the clones and that was after malachi correct i don't believe that because because i remember i was there whenever you and live went to sephora and that conversation happened what conversation what conversation i'm not just gonna sit here and twiddle my thumbs i want to look at the cologne you were not there when i bought it okay i'm saying all this to say cam smells like baby powder and like baby formula and yuck mouth for you to confuse dulce and gabbana yeah with similac yeah it's strange no i'm saying but it does not smell good and cj knows cj's a coward he rides your coattail no but it's the earth sucks and the sky's red cj's like red as that's that's cj he goes do that stuff that's capital r red no i'm saying but but sometimes like i get a whiff of you when you walk past and it immediately brings my happy meter down like i

get a little sad and mad you know what no let's bust the can open hot take you don't love me anymore let's just let's just get it no that's not true that's not true that's not true anymore no no i didn't miss it anymore but that's not true anymore. That's not true. That's not true anymore? No, no. I didn't mean to say anymore. That's not true. I do love you. Love is a forever thing with me. Good. Do I like you?

Do I like hanging out with you as much as I did? No. Why? Different. No, it's not, bro. It makes me sad. You know, can I be honest? That makes me sad.

Oh, so sorry. That really? Oh, my God. You have no soul, no heart. No, I do. You're going to have a long eternity in hell. No. That's so rude. I'm. No, I do. You're going to have a long eternity in hell. No, that's so rude.

I'm just saying, I can be honest. I do love you. Yeah, but that kind of lessens it. If I'm being honest, that lessens it. For you to say love's a forever thing, that like degrades it. It is. But does that not take away? Oh, I loved you once. I got to love you forever.

Love for me is forever. I want you to actively choose to love me every day. I am. No, I do. I do. And I fight. Love for me is forever. I want you to actively choose to love me. I am. No, I do. I do. And I fight. I fight to the tooth and nail. I'm like...

But I'm still here and I do love you. And you know what? It doesn't matter if I love you. All these YSK fam loves you. Thank you, guys. First link in the description. Youshannotestudios.com. Get your tickets to the tour. When you smell me at the description, you should know studios.com. Get your tickets to the tour.

When you smell me at the tour, at the live shows, I want you to be honest with me. Tell me if I smell like Similac. Will you wear the Dolce & Gabbana? You know what? I will wear it for certain shows. How about this?

Certain shows, it will be noted that I have on baby cologne. Tell me what you smell. Okay, but please, God, I hope it's not a lot of shows because I don't know if I can perform under those conditions. I don't know if I can be on stage and be like, there's an infant next to me.

You are literally making it sound like I smell like a nursery. Like, that is not the case. Tim, you smell like the goo that came out of Liv's placenta. Wow. Oh, my. That triggered me. Like, something moved in the back of my throat. Came out of Liv's placenta. Oh my... That triggered me. Like... Something moved in the back of my throat.

Oh, you're not allowed to say that. You're not allowed to say it if you didn't see it. You're not allowed to say it. Dude, that shit was like a yellow cottage cheese on my son's skin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you want to get mad? You know I can't take that right now. Yeah, yeah.

Yellow. Okay, stop. Okay, you want to get mad? You know I can't take that right now. Yeah, yeah. Yellow. Okay, stop. Okay, look. Chat. Chat. YSK fam, let me be honest with you guys. I am coming off of sickness right now. He is.

I have been ill for the past couple days. Very ill. Liquid booty ill. Right? That type of ill makes you want to just not talk to your loved ones. Dude, it's so bad. That type of ill. You're just, hey, just leave me alone.

Dude, and i'm bad when i'm sick i am a bad sick can we thank oh my god you're like you can't say anything about it payton you are you aren't there for me payton you are the you when you are sick you become you are you are the epitome of all the when a man is sick it's just like you become a kid when you are sick you are a child don't close your mouth and look around for for no you are a child oh it's crazy when the pot calls the kettle black cam you are 10 times worse than me when you are sick cam it is unbelievable when you are sick you get butt naked and use a little spoon to your wife and your head you snuggle under a bosom i've seen liz bosom move you've not seen my wife's bosoms move solitary or anything you've never seen a

bosoms and you do not how do you how would you know i'm naked because live tells me everything live will call me when you're sick and be like get your friend he's been a i would pay my wife to spoon me while i'm naked that doesn doesn't happen. Exactly. And the fact you like grab Ruby and you're like, I don't know, Ruby. Oh no, I do not. What? Hell no. She's my emotional support animal.

I don't lick her skin. You're worse than me, bro. Your turn. And you become a diva. You go to a CVS and you steal all the over-the-counter medicine. No, I get over-the-counter medicines. You go, I need steroids. I need antibiotics. Hey, you have a common cold.

You have a common cold. I don't have a cold. Take a big shower. Move your body and drink water. It'll be gone. There's nothing you can do about it. Some virus, then throw up and poop it out. You're on record saying CJ's a human being

for not taking care of you because y'all are in the same house while you didn't feel good. Oh, that's one thing I've realized this past week is I have nobody. Like, I swear to God, if I didn't pay y'all, y'all wouldn't be here. No one took care of me. No one checked on me. You're not dying!

You said it yourself. You said, I'm not dying, bro. Oh my God, I'm about to explode! I come up to you giving you hugs kisses warmth and love and and i go just checking on you word for word put put this on something i'll put it on the word on the bible it's not what happened oh you don't want me to finish this and i want to see you in eternity i want you in the promise this is what happened no i can't finish it because he can't face cam facetimed me i'm talking about in person so

this is completely different to me. No, because you're mixing in two different conversations. Cam FaceTimed me, and he goes, hey, bro, what's up, man? You're still in your bed? That's what he said. And then he would go, yeah, I just got two things, work-related. First thing, can you get the verification code for this? And then another thing, live.

His wife. This is such a lie. You need to be quiet when i'm speaking oh my god this is wicked live from the back of the house because cam locks her back there she was right next to me goes is that payton is that p i go it's me live it's me because she used to take care of me in college when i was sick yeah she's a nurturing, amazing woman. And you're not. You're a... Also, when you were 19 and you were a lost soul, you knew nothing. P, is that P? And I go, yes, mama, it's me.

She grabs the phone and she goes, how are you doing? Are you okay? And me, she checked on me. She asked. And I did say, I'm not dying, Liv. I'm good, is what I i said and then she goes okay you then yeah and then we laugh and have a good time yeah you call me again hey bro this is thing with work did you get this and that i go oh yeah let me check my phone i check you were croaking

and then live goes oh is that p and i go yep, oh, do you want to see your nephew to make you feel better? And I said, yep. And I talked to my nephew. What part of that were you involved in other than calling me? That was one of the multiple times. That was two instances. Okay, that was one night, two instances. I've been sick for three days.

Exactly. I haven't said anything any other day to you. I have physically, I touched you yesterday and tried to rub your back. And you said, get off of me. I haven't said anything any other day to you. I have physically, I touched you yesterday and tried to rub your back and you said, get off of me. I'm not dying. You're being weird and extra white. I don't know what you said. That is word for word. It does not sound like something that happened or that was said. Oh my God. Oh my God. Any, anyone with a spine over here? We want to stand up to the Royal one. Of course you, you you you rat thank you and something else happened right not only have i been sick bedridden with an ivy with a rat downstairs i didn't didn't even check

if i woke up i didn't leave my room until 3 p.m and he didn't even check i don't want to hear your voice and so i was in my bed, right? 3 p.m. Owie! Weren't making those noises. The only thing I had to my name was Netflix. Only thing I had to entertain me was Netflix. Oh, that's a good show. All of a sudden.

TV goes black. Phone. Not charging anymore. Therm black room hot our power goes out god and i'm sick right i was like there is no way this is happening there's no way it instantly gets 10 degrees hotter in the house i'm taking off the fan i'm butt making my balls are out I'm looking like a new puppy. It's horrible. Right? And so I'm thinking, what I need to do right now is take a hot shower. Just steam it out.

Steam it out. I go turn on the shower. It's going. It's going. That's good. I'm standing outside my bathroom, just waiting. Butt naked. Right?

I wait like four minutes. Jesus. Crazy. Right? Why? I was like, I need this to be boiling. I need this to be boiling i need this to be boiling i get into i go to the shower i put my arm in there to feel the heat frozen cold i didn't realize you have to have power to have a hot shower oh my god you don't but you i do yes yes can't and then i'm and then i'm like okay my car is in the garage right

i need to go out i'm gonna go get some pedialyte some like oh my god i get into my car right i i muster up and crawl down the stairs i could not get out of my i was locked in my house that is why being sick i didn't realize how many things you can't do without power. There's got to be. Okay, hold on. First off, your garage, there should definitely be some sort of safety mechanism where you can open it. We flicked the latch and we pulled it with our bare hands like we're in the Pendergrady Awards. Yeah, I was about to say, there's no way you should be locked in your house if the water goes out.

God, that sucks. I did not think about your water it's the worst thing ever did you take the freezing shower no hell no I was stinking that probably would've been good

no I was stinking that's when we went to go that's when we went to go meet y'all at the mall yeah right and so I was stinking I had like two days

of sick on me right and so I was in the car with CJ cause CJ rode with me I was in the car we were waiting on you to pull up to the mall and I was going like this and I was my webbing cj literally goes oh so what the

and i go what he goes oh my god he goes i can smell your your crotch when you scratch it payton that there's like there's just something you could do something i couldn't bathe wash rag some soap cold on the nuts yes i would you should have took a cold shower i don't believe i don't believe in cold showers i think people that do that are trying to be somebody they're not okay majority of people yes but a actual cold shower i do the cheating version i take a whole a hot shower and at the very end it turns cold no and put my head under i'm talking i'm going to go extreme with this people that cold shower the same people to put eucalyptus on their shower head like burning how about that like

like you're not a better person and you're not gonna have a better life because of that you know what i mean there's like and i'm not gonna lie if you're not getting paid to be an athlete you shouldn't have a cold plunge in your house let's put that out there can i say that i'm gonna be completely honest you have too much money yeah too much money too much free time not enough hobbies you shouldn't be cold plunging and i'll give it to you you have a cold plunge in your house right i know not really but you don't use it yeah i decided to set up use it one time put. You're right, and it was a gift to you. So I'll give you credit. But people that cold plunge, right, or take cold showers, why? Yeah, and don't give me the amount of health benefits. It's unbelievable.

You're not even going to recognize yourself after two weeks. Yeah, yeah. It's like I've seen people go online and harp and love these cold plunges and then go hit a great blow pop geek bar. Yeah. 20 minutes after. Dude, my cold plunge was unbelievable tonight. And I'm like, oh, well, there we go.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, you're going to have a real healthy life. You're super healthy. Yeah. Okay, speaking of health, though. Yeah. Okay, another thing that I fell victim to consumer marketing to just wanting to be like the rest of the people, detoxes, right? Detox. You're on drugs?

No, no, no. What? Isn't that what a detox is? You're on drugs. You need a detox? No. Remember our teammates in school before the drug test? They would go get a detox from GNC?

Yeah, but that was to cleanse the weed from their system. Oh, that's not what you were doing. A detox is just for anything. Like, it detoxes your body. Oh, right. What do you have in there their system. That's not what you were doing. A detox is just for anything. It detoxes your body. Oh, right. What do you have in there that you don't want? A lot of things. Chemicals, toxins, fat.

That's a lot of that. But it was for an overall... Oh, my God. So much? Okay. So, we're in Kroger. We're grocery shopping. And Kroger, our Kroger at least, has a section of like the kombuchas, the naked smoothies.

Right. That little section. Excuse me. They have these little shots, detox shots. And it's all different. Like one said liver. One said overall detox. One said health and wellness, vitality, all these things.

And I go, man, it was like three and a half dollars. And I go, I'm going to do that. I'm going to be healthy today. You not, Peyton. I grab that, get that get the groceries we go home put the groceries up i go time take the shot i take this detox shot which i i'm fine if things taste bad if it's small amount right if it's a shot it could be it could taste awful i can drink it i take this it tastes amazing like oh my god it's fantastic. From me turning, you know my house, from turning from my fridge to my trash can,

I literally went, my whole shit was moving. I said, oh. Yes. I grabbed my counter. I went, oh, my God. Yeah. And I said, no, what's going on? My shit was like, it was moving.

I go straight to the toilet. Take a mask. This was like, it had to have been placebo. Way too good to be true. I take a massive, and I go, oh my God. Sorry.

That was a bit graphic, but huge poop. Yeah. Take the poop. Get up, washing my hands. I now have two lesions on the inside of my mouth. I literally have one up here,

and like a cyst at the bottom. Oh, that's not good. This is within five minutes of taking this detox. What the hell? And I went, I was like, oh my God. There was like a cyst at the bottom oh that's not good this is within five minutes of taking this detox what the hell and i went i was like oh my god there's no there was like a white head down here oh my god you think i'm kidding i don't want to see i believe you i still have the one i believe you i believe you all within five minutes of taking this and i was like i'm never getting that did you read if it was fda approved i don't know i mean there's someone in kroger i could

yeah i mean but what were you taking it for? Like, Junior, were you feeling bad? Just a detox because everyone said, I think you're starting to get too much time on your hands. You and Liv. No,

I'm not. Yeah, y'all do it. God, that's what I want more of. No, but y'all are starting to get into weird territories.

How? Like, detox? It's good to detox. Like, I'm going to start, I'm going to come over and y'all are going to start

pouring y'all's foreheads at night and I'm going to be like, I don't want this. No, no, no. Like,

I don't want this around Malachi, my nephew is that culturally appropriate what are you dropping on my head well is it not like some of like the holistic people that drop stuff on their heads no no i was like bing bing the little the oils yeah that's what i'm saying they get shot what what if you walked into my house and i said take your shoes off real quick and put them down, and then there was a robot that was like a sanitizing spray from head to toe, and I went, I'd walk out. First of all, if you ask me to take my shoes off of your house, I'm not doing it. Your house is disgusting. Do you see?

It is a fact. Time the hell out. Wait, we're going to cut. Oh my God. We're going to cut to where all of us are on the camera. Yes or no. Does Cam's house have mites, mizzles, and mumps? One, two, three. Yes.

Thank you. Cam, your house. People leave your house with itches and rashes. You have done that twice. Yes. And Ryan. CJ has done that once. Ryan.

And that is from my dog. Yes, recently. Not whenever she had rabies or whatever it was. She didn't have rabies. That is not real. No, not that time. Not that time. It was recently.

Whenever Ryan came over this last time, Malachi was existing. No, it was not. Y'all did not have mites, missiles, and mumps. That's the thing. You can't tell us. First off, for you to call my house disgusting. My house is cleaner than yours. Your house is cleaner than mine.

Yes, I have a cleaner that comes to my house. You don't. Also, when am I getting the next cleaning? Or is a gift over? It ends this month. This is your fifth and final. And that same woman comes to my house now as well. Okay.

But, Peyton, you had a pile of human hair in your kitchen for two weeks straight, and you want to talk to me about a dirty house because my dog might have brought in a little flea. You had human hair. I would much rather have my human hair on my kitchen floor than a— You're absolutely kidding. Okay. You have buffalo chicken wraps out of the plastic sitting on your desk

for weeks at a time. Okay. If anybody should be mad about the hair that's in my kitchen floor, it's CJ because a hair got lodged in his foot. And then I had to use tweezers to pick it out of his flesh. Okay, but I would much rather have a hair foot than literally have mycobionisms. Oh, my God. Is that a word? No, microfionisms.

Micropoisons. Microlabs is i'd rather have little critters i would rather have hair than little critters i was scrolling up in my ears making me feel naughty i know neither one of them have a nutsack so they bind to whatever you say but i feel objectively my house is cleaner than yours okay other than i had a little hair on my in my kitchen there's there's there's not a time i've been to your house where there's not crumbs on your couch. No matter when the cleaning woman came. She could have came that day. I'm sitting on your thing. That's ramen noodle.

That's a Dorito. There's always crumbs on your couch. Your home office has more clothes in it than your closet does. Because you just go. Those are my streaming clothes. You just throw them in a pot. Those are my streaming clothes. You just throw them in a pot. Those are my streaming clothes. You have a bucket of popcorn.

You have a bucket of popcorn in your office from a movie that you went to, to a movie theater five months ago. That's a relic. No, it is not. That's an antique. The bucket could be. The bucket could be. Okay, so that. Get rid of the corn. The bucket could be. The bucket could be. Okay, so that.

Get rid of the corn. I didn't just go see Inside Out 3 with that bucket. That was important because we had our live show, right? We had our live show. We went on a full tour. I understand. We filmed it. I understand.

And then we rented out a movie theater and all the fans came. And that was the first time we've ever been in a movie theater. It was fantastic. So I took the bucket of popcorn home and it's a souvenir. Throw the corn away. Throw the corn away. It a movie theater. It was fantastic. So I took the bucket of popcorn home, and it's a souvenir. Throw the f***ing corn away. Throw the corn away. It's starting to stink. No, no.

It's really not. Okay, you know what? This is done. What about garages? What about garages? Literally more clever than yours. What about garages? What about garages?

You have orange juice that looks like poison in your garage. Oh, sorry. Absolute poison. I'm sorry that I'm a good host and I hosted my friends and bought thousands of dollars of alcohol. Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God, I hope they see this. It was all off your dime, right? You got all of it? Me and Red Bull. Okay, there we go. There we go. And Red Bull.

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Dude, I want to get sculpted and just every day just pull up to your house and rip my shirt off. Oh, I love that. I want to rip my shirt off. I love that. You know, I might do that. I might do it. Do it. No, I'm not because then I succumb to your standards.

You succumbed to my standards a couple times. You know what I mean? I succumbed to yours. How are we doing? Good morning to you. A coffee is hot and a bacon is ready. Here we go. Right?

Okay, so I think I project all these thick jokes on you. Yeah. Because I'm starting. I'm in your same ballpark now. Right? Peta got a little thick. Bro, and first off, I don'tpark now right payda got a little thick bro and first off i don't think you did i got a little thick no you didn't i did get a little thick this is what happened all right i got sick all right naturally when you get sick where do you go doctor to the doctor

right my whole life my adult life i've been like six six to six life, I've been like 6'6 to 6'7, right? I've been this height, right? Yes. And I've worked out. I've been an athlete. I've tried to put on mass basically my entire life. I could never break like 210. Yeah. The last time I weighed myself, I was like 215, right?

Like steadily 215. So I'm thinking that's what I am. Yeah. I go into the doctor, right? Come with me, Peyton Harden. Say, thank you. Come in. They don't even,

they don't even check my height because it goes past the thing. They're like, how tall are you? I'm like six, seven. They're like, bet. So I step up on the scale. I step up on the scale. And when I step on the scale,

the makes a noise I haven't heard before. The other times I stepped on it. I said, hold on it i said hold on i said maybe my equilibrium off hold on let me take my shoes off i step on it i look at the digital meter to the left i can't i said i could never break 210 i was like 232, Cameron. Bro, that's first, that's not even. It's not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. But seeing a 22-pound increase unexpectedly and whenever you've already been a little self-conscious in the mirror

when you see a little side profile. See, that's the part I don't agree with. You might be 232, but do you genuinely look that different? I look a little thick. Dude, there was a whole fat compilation of me on TikTok. They made it and it looked better than that. That was and it looked bad that was only right here that's where it's at no and so i texted my dad oh god i texted my dad i said i just went to the doctor guess how much i weigh he said me and mom said 214 i said nah 230 I'm big now. Put this. Put that emoji.

Oh, God. Put the arm flexing emoji. This is my father. The man responsible for my life. He goes, you didn't get swole. Your a** got swollen. Wow. I didn't even know he had that in his repertoire.

I didn't even know he had that in his repertoire. I didn't even know he had that in his six-shooter. I literally was like... I've been texting him back. You didn't get swollen. You got swollen from almost 60-year-old Marcus. Yeah. That's the greatest thing that I've ever heard him say. It is.

It honestly hurt. What a dog. And whenever... And... My family's not healthy with my mental health like growing up they're all great like i had such a great upbringing but as an adult they're just like Peyton now they're just trying no they're no doing the same thing that i've been trying they're trying to take your face and just rub it in some dirt no you got yourself no because you

we're here for you but you need to do yourself first no because i went to this athleisure store right with my mom in preston right Preston. I was looking at shirts and I know my size. I know my size, mom. I held up this shirt. As it was a large, she goes, go get an X-Dose. You got a little tummy on you now. I said, really?

I said, no. I swear to God, the other day I put on one of my old Gymshark shirts. I looked down and there was a straight gut I literally said getting rid of this I said not wearing this I literally took it off Threw it right in my trash can

And that brings me to my first question of the pod Oh god This might be a debate I'm not trying to take it there Or it might be a genuine conversation Cause I am getting fat I've been looking at a bunch of weightless or it might be a genuine conversation. Because I am getting fat. You're not.

I've been looking at a bunch of weight loss stuff. Like, how do I lose fat, right? I have a question, right? When you lose fat, where the f*** does it go? It's, what do you mean? Like, am I f***ing out? Oh, you're talking about the actual fat removing your body. Like, so you know like you have fat on your body right yeah you're fat right you're fat you're yeah i did it i'm like stop you're fat right so say i'm fat right now right i'm a little thicker than i like

i want to go burn fat i want to lose fat i want to lose weight where is it going if i go work out and i eat cleaner where's the fat I have? Releases to your body. Burns. I'm trapped in my own body. Where is it going? There's toxins. They remove via sweat, via piss, via poop.

Okay, so you're saying I don't have to work out. I just have to poop and pee a lot. No. That's not how that works. Because the fat, it's not. Your regular poop and pee is poop and pee. But when you're burning, you have to burn the fat. Okay?

You're not answering my question. I don't want you to go science mode and nutrition and make me go night, night, sleep, sleep. All right? When I have fat. Burn fat. Listen. Fat joins poop pee. Poop pee leave body.

So, skinny person. So, I have fat sitting on my muscles, right? Yes. If I run a lot, it will go. Where is it going? Out via sweat, pee, poop. So if I sit in the sauna and I pee and poop all day, then I'll just be not fat anymore then, right?

That's not true. Then how are you saying it's all the same? You're saying that's how it comes out, so why can't I just pee, poop, and sweat then? Because you have to burn the fat. You have to be in a caloric deficit. Here goes nutrition. You have to eat less, or you have to burn the fat. You have to be in a caloric deficit. Here goes nutrition.

You have to eat less or you have to move your body. You need to be losing more calories than putting in. I get how to lose. I'm not asking you how do I. I'm not asking you for nutrition. I'm saying where does it go? Take a detox. If you took a detox and you peed and pooped and pooped and peed, you're going to lose weight.

So like barely. You're going to lose weight. So, like, barely. You're going to lose incremental weight. How many times are you going to repeat the same thing? I'm saying. But the fat has to be earned and burned off. Because your body keeps fat to protect you. Right. So you have to burn it via exercise, walking, losing calories, fasting, food.

And then where does it go? Into the poop and pee. But your regular poop and pee is not going to be included with fat. The fat's not going to go in there unless something has caused the fat to go. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. Then where do you think it goes? You think, what do you think?

It's a ghost? Ghost through your skin? Well, that's kind of why I asked the question. Because I was like, is it just floating out? Like, if I'm like, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know where it's going. Is it just floating? Like, you know what I mean?

Like, or am I, like, evaporating? Or is it, like, is it coming out of my, I don't, like it's going. Is it just floating? Like, you know what I mean? Like, or am I, like, evaporating? Or is it, like, is it coming out of my foot? I don't. Yeah. Like, am I hair now? No. Like, I don't know. Sweat, pee, poop.

Sweat, pee, poop. Okay, so I cry a lot. Yes. That's just not fat. So if I was even more sad. There's no fat in your tears. No. There's no fat in your tears.

How do you know that? Because that's not how it works. I don't think you're the person to ask. That's not how it works. I don't think you're the person to ask. Because's not how it works. I don't think you're the person to ask. Because Pierce looks very disappointed in you. Pierce does not know. If you burn, like, think about it.

If you burn a piece of paper, where does the paper go? Oh, I'm going to actually say that. F*** you. I'm taking that. What the f***? No. I don't know. Right.

If you burn a piece of paper, right? Yes. Where does the paper go? It's gone. It turns into smoke. Am I smoking out my body? Okay, so let's take... Am I a human chimney?

Let's say you had a glass cylinder that this magical paper experiment was encased in. That was where the words came in. You see how it happened right there? Is the smoke going to be in there or is it just gone? It's going to stay in the glass. The glass is your body. So am I just floating fat smoke? The glass is your body. right there is the smoke gonna be in there is it just gone it's gonna stay in the glass so exactly so am i just floating fat smoke the glass is your body but our glass is not glass there's pores our glass it's pores you sweat it out so i'm smoking poop it pee it out yes you're smoking

you're smoking hot you're smoking hot i think i i like how you try to explain things with such vigor and it's so like you can't say it and Mary you either it's because god you you but you but I think it's so crazy you get so frustrated and then explain things so poorly I think that's what they say it's you it's you you know we don't lick your lips it's it's you because you you you argued the like semantics and you and you don't let me explain it you go that's not what i'm saying no because you're like you have to take a caloric deficit eat vegetables and noodles like i'm not trying to hear that i'm saying where does the fat go and i gave you and then you shut the hell up when i'm speaking you shut the hell up you shut the hell up you want to you want to kiss me in my mouth?

No, I want a sick kiss. You want to kiss my ear? You know what I like my ear being played with. No, you love it being played with. You know the lower back. You have the back of your calf getting stroked, too, while you're naked. Your room's extra hot. You like when I flick your tailbone.

Oh, my God. My tailbone loves a good flicking. You know what I mean? Anyway. It's you, bro. You're the one that does that to me you get me all hot and flustered yeah so break something

so break something oh my god so break something no but it is you I saw this thing I need your advice oh god no not advice not advice I need your opinion oh no but once I get, you won't want to.

Okay. I hope you don't have personal experience with this. Oh, God. Okay. I saw a TikTok. And I saw a TikTok. It's this guy. He's up close in the camera.

He goes, what's up, for lifers? It's Domenico Rodriguez back at it again from Swingers Club. Okay? Oh, my God. Now, just let me get there. So, there's a club, right, of the nature that I just said. I know. They operate on a traffic light system.

Explain that to me. You heard me, right? When I was confused, I was confused. The club operates on a traffic light system inside the club. So, Swingers Club. Yeah. Show up with your methamucil. Swingers Club is basically a club where you intertwine your relationship with other relationships.

You show up, men and women show up together. They're talking to men and women. So, what do you mean they're in a traffic light system? I need you to brace yourself. I've been around some traffic lights. I want to go to a club. The whole club turns green. You're good to go.

Nice. Whole club turns yellow. It's almost about that time. And when the whole club turns red. It means stop where you're doing. Stop where you're at. They literally're at they literally said that they said there's ambient lights right green good to mingle right we have sixth grade social yeah yellow hey we like where we're going i like that it might not be you know you're getting there and then

red is absolutely not stop who's controlling the lights whoever is emceeing the the night but what if you what if you are loving your interaction and I'm hating mine? Right. Why do I have to just be a green on go? Why can't I be like, oh, it's my own light. Green, yellow, red, pie. Whoa. Okay, first of all, I think you have the freedom of choice.

I don't think you're bounded by these lights. The way this guy Dominic was talking, he was pretty convincing. He said, we run a tight schedule here. It is green, yellow, or red. No, I think if you wanted to end it, you could end it. And you'd be like, I don't enjoy this person. Am I running a red at that point? I could definitely.

If I'm trying to get out of there and go to the next one, am I running a red light? Yeah, 100%. That's against the law. $5 ticket infraction. Yeah. You pulled over. I'm not trying to get a misdemeanor. I could definitely see you going to a swingers club.

Don't you say that about my wife. No, you going. No, don't you say that about my wife. We are one. We are in a about my wife we are one we are at a covenant i don't think that's a bad thing i think that's pretty cool i don't it's not a personal preference but no i i love live i love you live enough to get on a knee and propose and then marry her yeah she's my woman no one else i've been asked i've been asked to enter some relationships and i'm just proceed oh it's by them yeah it's by them what 100 there's a white i want you to i want you to stand 10 toes no it's not a ysk group chat saying this it's people that are fans of ysk that that have asked me in a relationship that have physically asked you to destroy oh yeah oh yeah

oh no oh yeah oh no oh yeah oh yeah oh Kool-Aid oh yeah oh yeah

okay oh no no it's sick work I couldn't do it what is the how does that work what do you mean how are they

you know that chair that you no no but how are they approaching you you know that oh it's just via like a DM. It's a cold email.

They're cold calling you for it. Hey, it's like, hey, to whom this may concern? I got a relationship eight years. What's you in it? Yeah, got an eight-year relationship trying to spice things up. This is my wife, Joanne. This is my husband, Tim. No, help.

No, you... The man was DMing you. This is my wife, Joanne. This is my husband, Tim. No, help. No. The man was DMing you. The man DMed you and said, do you want to spice it up? This is my wife, Joanne. Yeah, that happens. I want you to drive down to Clearwater and pipe her clean. What Clearwater? I don't know.

That's what you're telling me? Hey, come up to Boston. F*** your chops off. Are you kidding me? It's 100% been asked. Very commonly, actually. Dude, I might... I actually might slowly be like

getting on the outskirts of society. Because you seem oh so calm. You seem like you could just straight hand it right here. You're not a part of society at all anymore. You don't know what's going on. That's not true. Cam literally asked me if the wwe

fired the rock okay i got clickbaited i got clickbait like he's not a part of society i got click what if i was like i was just rage baiting you i knew that the whole time no i got clickbait yeah i know it's bad because it was it honestly was in fairness that was a stupid question i'm not gonna defend that that was bad right but it was the same day they released like 15 people i know and it was a convincing headline it was the same day they released like 15 people. I know. And it was a convincing headline. It was very convincing.

After he won it, he asked for full creative control for the next season. If you get a verification badge, if you get a verification badge and you buy people to like your tweet, Cam will believe it.

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Speaking of social media, nothing to do with me getting clickbaited beyond the Outskirts Society. Okay. I genuinely believe it's getting wicked, bro. Social media is getting crazy. Oh, it's been crazy. With AI and everything, it's getting bad now.

I opened my phone. Yeah. This is off the wake up. I opened my eyes, took care of my son, it's getting bad now. I opened my phone. This is off the wake up. I opened my eyes, took care of my son, grabbed my phone. I opened my phone. The first real I see is, I don't even know what is being talked about, but the first words go, you can keep your kids. Someone has to be unalived.

That's all the guy said. So I immediately went, I said, nope, none of that. Next one. The next video, and I'm going gonna say this in the most pg way i can say the next video is donald duck with stephen hawking and when i tell you dog what the what is this world coming to bro no how am i supposed to start my wednesday how am i supposed to start my wednesday with seeing you can keep your kids someone's got to be on a live and then i go to the next one you know i think that speaks to more oh it's nothing to do with my for you page it's your for you page no it is not we can open up mine and mine's very curated to what i look at mine's very

true this was instagram exactly never get on instagram reels i never get on reels you know that i always go on tiktok that's not true that is not true. I never get on Instagram reels. I never get on reels. You know that. I always go on TikTok. That's not true. That is not true. That is not true. You have sent me reels before. Randomly. You sent me one last night.

Oh, God. That's last night, yeah. This is the same day. Can we put it? I think Cam is one of the most habitual liars I've ever met. No, hell no. I think so. Thank you.

Thank you. Hell no. Thank you. Hell no. I think it's a disease. It is rotting your brain. You are a liar. And I think you're fighting it, but you know it. You are a liar. Hell no. Hell no. Sometimes I never get's a disease. It is rotting your brain. You are a liar. And I think you're fighting it, but you know it.

You are a liar. Hell no. Sometimes I never get on reels. I never get on reels. You said your rule last night. If you want me to be technical, have I ever touched Instagram and went to reels? Of course. Do I get on it daily?

Absolutely not. I didn't say daily. You're changing it a lot. You're hitting a CJ man. For me, I never get on reels. I get on TikTok every single day. I don't get on on instagram reels you do get on instagram reels okay you sent him an instagram reel last night yes i did so you get on instagram reels yes i get on instagram i'm saying i think that speaks to your algorithms you're a sick weird algorithm guy that's not my

algorithm looks like a brazil nightclub that's what my algorithms look like and a little bit of and so and some and some watches you know and i look at it and i look at it i say that makes sense thank you jeff bezos or whoever's in charge as a matter of fact you know that's not that's amazon you know my you know my algorithm what is it say it go for it say it oh it's naked men exactly yeah so why am i getting steven hawking and donald no no, because, no, because, no, because, no, because we both, as soon as we both got the YSK pod Twitter,

I got off for a little bit. I get back on it. I was seeing the wildest videos. I see the wildest videos on there too. Like ready 50-50 videos. I was like, am I back in middle school?

No. And it was because he got the logins. He's a sick weirdo. I'm telling you, he's got hard drives we don't know about. No, I did not. No, I did not.

I see those same videos, and I go, what the hell is he watching? And I think it's up there, and we both try to leave. No, I don't even scroll on there, though. I don't scroll on it. It'll pop up on that front page. I'm like, what is this? My thing, which I don't even realize, sometimes when I get a Twitter notification, I'll click it, and it goes to the pod page. So now I'm just scrolling on the pod page.

I'm like, God, that's a lot of wrestling. That's a lot of WWE. And then I just go, oh, my God, I'm not on mine. So I go back over. I don't even realize I'm on that stuff. Did you see? Whenever he's on the YSK pod page after I'm on it, what does he see? Wrestling.

Whenever I'm on it after he's on it, what do I see? That's not true. That is not true. No, Twitter, dude. Elon took over Twitter and that thing went. AI is crazy. You're trying to get real. No, I'm saying that thing went wild. AI is crazy.

It is scary good. I opened up my TikTok today. Guess what I saw? This couch. Yeah, I saw it too. That t t-shirt that couch and that t-shirt and us as babies as babies and i said i it scared the like the piss out of me it's not like it was sent to me i'm sure i got tagged in it or whatever but i was just on my for you page swear to god one scroll one eye open two scrolls second i have them Two scrolls. Second eye half open. Third scroll. What the fuck? Literally.

They made me some fat kid. Like, I don't know why they made me like that. You're a chunky baby. My baby, dude, my baby kind of didn't look like me. It kind of did. No, yours looked more like you. Yeah, 100%. You were not the right shade. You were very chunky.

Yours was like Lil Preston. And your shirt had a baby Cena on it. That was going like this. You had a baby John Cena going. Wait, are they going to AI this right now? now are we the babies are we babies right now we're baby form let me hit my so i can see myself as a baby later huh dude this is crazy where did that come from though i don't know going around there's like multiple well the first thing i saw was a baby and a dog is us yes and that got like seven million views on tiktok and that's strange and then i see today

the the babies double babies but they got the set the thing i'm excited about is they got the set it's so cool oh yeah but that's the scary part yeah like genuinely think about that everything's the exact same they've removed us from the film yeah like removed us there's no weird shadow there's no bad photoshop and now it's a baby in our place yeah with our voice with our mouth matching perfectly with our clothes shrunk to baby size yeah your clothes were moving they got my hat and there's not a single bad stroke not a single miss shadowing there's gonna be there's gonna be a problem in the future with this but like no no very very near because near. Because how fast is advancing? Okay, the Nuggets beat Thunder, right?

You're right. I'm going through. It's sports on my Twitter. I click one of them. It's literally Nicole Yoko. She goes, yeah, Shea Gildress Alexander is just mad. I put my big nut sack on his back, and I dog wash their whole team. And I go, oh, my God.

Yeah. And then like a drive-by perspective, someone, because it's his voice. It's his voice on his mouth. You really have to like look in and then you can kind of see the mouth is different. But it's Jokic saying that. And I'm like, we're going to have some problems here soon.

Bro, people are going to make shit of people of power, a politician. Oh, it's already done. 100%. People's favorite actors and athletes saying shit. I'm surprised there's no legislation on AI yet. There should be. There is going to have to be.

100%. Genuinely. And you know who I'm afraid of the most? Oh, God. Our parents. That generation. Oh, yeah, they're cooked with AI. They don't know what's going on.

Bro. They're like, I saw Will Smith eating spaghetti with eyeballs in it. Yeah, that's some bitch Elvis Presley. He was right down the road. Like, I knew he was spaghetti with eyeballs in it. Yeah, that's some bitch Elvis Presley. He was right down the road. Like, I knew he was alive. I knew it. Like, it's, bro, I'd feel bad for them. My mom still to this day, first off, love you, Lisa.

My mom to this day, she goes, Peyton just DM'd me on Instagram. Me knowing you, I go, no, he didn't. I didn't, Lisa. I go, there's no shot. She goes, yeah, he did. I go, what, he didn't. I didn't, Lisa. I go, there's no shot. She goes, yeah, he did. I go, what's the name? She goes, Peyton with about four N's dot YSK dot 4L dot fan. And I go, huh?

I go, you're shitting me. She goes, that's Peyton. That's his picture. And I was like, because it's your mom? And I was like, oh, oh yeah and i word for it i go so mom if i took a picture of you and i went and started a facebook and said my name is gail joyce and i put your picture am i just you now yeah do you understand how easy that is screenshot now i'm you she goes oh oh okay and i go i'm sorry mom i'm just i'm trying to protect you and you just don't know.

You're so vulnerable. So gullible. She was like, I just really swore it was him, but I did. Uh, he did add me as a friend the other day on, uh,

on Twitter. And I go, let me see the Twitter. It wasn't you. I didn't know. At least I had a Twitter. What have you, you know,

you need to do is go read the DMS. What is her DM? And what does she think? She's texting me. Oh, that's what I'm afraid of. She'd be like, Oh, you can come by the DMs. What if they're DMing? What if she thinks she's texting me? That's what I'm afraid of. She's going to be like, oh, you can come by the house tonight. What's the address?

I forgot. Then I go, my mom's hostage. Her hands are bound. I'm glad you went that way with that. I thought he was going to go super south with this. Oh, no. Okay. Oh.

I'm saying you normally go. No, no. Dusty's back. Ah! She messaging a time traveler? Dusty's back! Dusty's back! Got a samurai sword! Oh, God! Oh, my God!

She's going to lose it when she sees this! You're going to lose it when you see this, Mom! I'm sorry, Lisa. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Lisa. I shouldn't make Dusty jokes. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. What?

Dusty's back? No, I'm saying AI. Was somebody AI Dusty? And they made him bark. And my mom was like, where's my boy? And then it was like this. It was like a dog barking. It was like, er, er, er, er.

And it was just like some sick. Then my mom starts crying. You see, you're sick because people are going to do that to your mom now no you better not and i think oh because that was threatful you you better freak it out like who's this guy um no i think my love language is roasting i think that's what it is like i love i think my love language is roasting are you me yours is degrading i make a joke you have a degradation kink. No, I don't. Never heard that.

Every time I'm like, what's up, bitch? You go. You go, get the fuck out of me, you stinky white boy. I'm like, oh my god. Oh, f***. It's funny. So how are you this whole time? I roast and I pick on and I make fun of.

Huge difference. And don't you, oh my god. I have a spine. Because I'm funnier than you. No, big. My roasts I make fun of. Huge difference. And don't you, oh my God. I have a spine. Because I'm funnier than you. No, big. My roasts are better than you. Hell no. No, you have fantastic roasts.

I'll be the first to give you that. Am I the quick? First, very quick. And they dig deep and they hurt. You've got, you have progressed every year. It's amazing to watch. Thank you. It is unbelievable.

Thank you. But. It's the drugs. I'm tired. Oh God, you got a hip stick of water. And I'm just. Oh, God. You got a hip stick of water. And I'm just like, oh. No, but I'm saying day-to-day life.

Yes. Interactions in and out through doors. If I make fun of someone, it is an actual crack either at the person, at what they're wearing, at what they just said. It's a joke about them. Yeah. You will literally say, stop talking, calm up. That's not a joke. Yes, it is a it's a joke about them yeah you will literally say stop talking calm up that's not a joke yes it is no you didn't say oh look at that jacket you said oh you just came in here pouting like a you just go hey shut up that's the difference between us okay i will make a joke

at the person you you have a degradation. But it's a joke. Oh, a little bit. I go, oh. But a little bit. Mine's joking. You'll be like, Peyton, how is your day? I'll be like, shut the fuck up. That's obviously a joke.

I'll be like, or you'll say, have a good day. I'll be like, don't ever tell me what to do. Exactly. That's a funny joke. No, that is not. It's an inappropriate response. CJ, shut the f*** up. Thank you, CJ.

CJ goes, oh. CJ will literally knock on my door and be like, Pink, you make fun of me? I'll be like, what? He goes, please tell me how bad I am. Tell me I suck. And then I'll say, you're stupid. All I hear is, oh. No, not as stupid as that.

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I could leave it in the packaging. It'd be a focal point of my living room. You know what I mean? Well, you should probably, okay. Oh, my God, that's how good it is. It is. It is really nice. That's a little much.

Probably shouldn't shave in my living room. You probably should not shave in your living room, but I do shave in the bathroom, and it looks really good in my bathroom. I don't have to be like, ooh, nasty little razor. It doesn't even look good. The branding. Let me hide that behind the loofah. It's German engineering.

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ais and technology and phone man i want to know if anybody else experiences this. Oh, God. Yes or no, randomly through the day, do you feel your phone buzz in your pocket? Dude. And then you check your phone, and there's no notification? Oh, my. The phantom buzz. You have a name for it?

The phantom buzz. That's a name? It is a phantom buzzing. So I'm not alone. Oh, you are so joined in arms. You have brothers and sisters across the world brother it is not to a point where it's like oh bad i would be able to put my life savings where to get my phone rang in my pocket dogs that's what bro we need we need no one on the iphone 17 or 18 they need to take away for vibrate your phone is either it's either dead silent or it rings there There's no, there's no physical stuff.

Dead silent or rings. Cause that is messing with people, bro. I think that is, bro. It's the addiction. We're all addicted. See, I don't take accountability. Well, you should. I don't take accountability well in my life.

Oh no, you don't. It's getting, I do really well. I know you do, but I'm not taking accountability for this. That's the higher ups. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. I'm not addicted to my phone. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. I know you do. But I'm not taking accountability for this. It's the higher ups. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. I'm not addicted to my phone.

Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. What's the screen time limit of addiction? Of a person? Like, what's... How high does your screen time have to be to say you're addicted to your phone? I'd probably say...

I'd say over eight hours. Okay, well, I'm just above it. I'm 8.58. I'm 8 hours and 58. 8.58 of what? Today? Well, I'm 22% down from last week. Daily average is 8 hours and 58 minutes.

Nine hours. Yes. So that's good. So I'm not addicted to my phone. No, that literally means you're addicted. You said, what's the third? So I said above eight and you're at nine. So you are addicted.

You're addicted with an hour to spare. Okay, but this is what I'm thinking, right? I think that if you're not using your phone long enough, Apple knows. The phone knows, so they buzz it because they want you to pick it up. So I am not crazy to think my phone is buzzing, bro. They're buzzing my... No, they're not. They're buzzing my...

No, they're not. I'm not losing it. Genius thought, you're losing it. No, Kim, that's 100% a better thought than you just saying, oh, I think my phone's wrong. they're buzzing my they're not they're buzzing my no they're not i'm not losing genius thought you're losing it no kim that's 100 a better thought than you just saying oh i know that's i said genius thought not true it's more realistic no no it's not that's not more realistic the more me just thinking my phone like how does everybody every single person think that their phone is just randomly buzzing then i would also ask you how does every single person say your screen times nine hours his screen times two right mine screen times four we're all different margins technically

you're on it enough right we're not right but we're all feeling it can they take the data but your theory was you're not on it enough so they buzz you yes they take the data what about when you were up 22 last week so you're on it for like 11 yeah but they're like we want them on there more they see me going down hey Hey, bump him back up. He hasn't been on his phone an hour. No, that's pure addiction. Your phone wasn't even in your pocket. You said.

No, I'm kidding. I made the thing. I'm kidding. I don't, bro. Oh, it's plausible. It's plausible, but no. I think that's a fact. And I want to call out Apple. We're all sick people.

Apple, I want you to respond to this TikTok or whoever is responding to this podcast. Whoever is in charge of Apple phone buzz. Yes or no, am I right? That y'all do that. Y'all make sure our phone buzz is in our pocket when there's no notification just so we can pick up our phone. And if it's not, I'll buy every iPhone in the world. Oh, actually I can't do that. Yeah, do not do that.

Oh my God. But here that. Oh, my God. But here's the, oh, my God. I think I have you looped. That's his new catchphrase. I think that's Cam's official catchphrase. I think I have you looped. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's his catchphrase. Oh, my God. That's his catchphrase. You get phantom buzzed, right? Say it is Apple. Say there's some creep eating a bologna sandwich going, Peyton, Peyton, Peyton, buzzing your phone.

Yeah. You go to look. What do you do afterwards? You claim they want you to be back on your phone, right? Yeah. I think, because when I phantom buzz, I check, nothing's there. Oh, okay. I put it back in my pocket.

You do the same? I put it back in my pocket, yeah. Okay, then never mind. What did you think? If you get on the phone, then that is a foolproof sign of addiction. I mean, I'm not saying... If you pick it up, there's nothing there. But now, because it's in your hand, you're like, oh my God, yes.

Well, sometimes I do. Sometimes I'll go in and check. Like, I'll go be like, oh, like maybe the notifications just didn't pop up. And then I'll pop up, and then I have crippling ADHD. Yes, yes. And then I'm just on my phone, and I'm just swiping. I'm doom scrolling. I'm doom scrolling.

Be like, wow, another invite from this married couple. I'm like, what's going on? Oh my God. Did you accept it? Did I accept the invite? Have you accepted one? I thought about it one time. You're absolutely kidding. Thought about it one time. You're absolutely kidding. Thought about it one time. Oh my God, and now all of you

get to sit there and wonder, was it you? No, okay, okay. I think this is a weird thing about y'all. Y'all, I am so like viciously honest. I think this is a weird thing about y'all. Y'all, I am so, like, viciously honest. I could easily say, no, I didn't even think about it. Yeah, the thought crossed my mind. And then I'm like, no, don't want to do that. The thought crossed.

I think, okay, but it's also how. I didn't think they're like. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Nah, I'm not awake enough yet. It's like how you mean it, though. If you're being ultra literal, like did you literally have a singular thought, meaning yes, I thought about it.

Yeah, I thought about it. Yeah, I thought about it. But typically when people are like, I thought about it, it's like you're really like pro and con. Oh, no, no, I didn't get that far. I didn't go that far. If you were sitting there on a dry erase board in your office, you go, well, let's see.

Yeah. I really like him. Yeah, a lot of people in your office, you'd go, well, let's see. Yeah. I don't really like him. Yeah, a lot of people walk around, and I figured this out. A lot of couples that are into that walk around like upside down pineapples. What? Couples that are into that sharing nonsense. Sharing that bacon. Sharing that breakfast spread.

Couples that want you to open their book and write your own chapter. Yeah, couples that are into sharing that shareholder You want a little piece of my time? Yeah, couples that are into sharing their vows with outsiders I like that one Couples that want you to take a little piece of that pie but leave the whole pie cutter Yeah, couples that are into sharing, right? It's a thing

You didn't know this? That they have They carry fruit no upside down listen pineapple the the sign to like find each other is an upside down pineapple whether it's a sticker whether it's a button whether you're going through the grocery store they'll grab a pineapple like if they're in a grocery store and turn it upside down and put it in their cart. Or, like if you're in an apartment, they'll have something outside their door, like a pineapple, upside down. They'll have a button of a pineapple, upside down. Or just wear a t-shirt of a pineapple, upside down.

You are absolutely making this up. This is 100% a true thing. It is the virtual sign. Anytime you go out and you see an upside-down pineapple, and if it's a couple, I'm going to start winking at them. Oh, and they're going to grab Liv's bosoms. Oh, the hell they won't. They're going to be like, oh, really?

They go, what's her name? And I go, get your – Upside-down pineapple is the sign. So it's – okay. Now, let's be honest. Let's be honest. This isn't to be insensitive. Is it classified?

Could that be a cult? If they have universal. No, it's not a cult. But if they have universal yet hidden language, what would you classify that? It's just a sign. Exactly. It's a sign so you could say it. So is this.

So is this right here. That's a sign? No, I'm saying it's not a cult, i think it's just look i'm gonna google it with that we're that's stupid i'm gonna google it right now upside down pineapple meeting so people put this they wear it on their chest watch this like a badge i'm not even gonna google it like i didn't say i didn't put in swingers nothing upside down pineapple meaning an upside down pineapple is often a discrete symbol used to indicate a couple's or individual's openness to swinging or more casual lifestyle, particularly in certain social circles like campgrounds or cruise ships.

It can be seen as a signal of interest in meeting like-minded people who are open to alternative relationship dynamics. Oh, told you it's a thing, bro. Imagine getting a guy Fieri's burger, 2 a.m., in the middle of the ocean. You just walk by, see an upside-down pineapple. You take that bite of pepperoni. You go to room 414. You have the time of your life. Dude, I'm not going to lie.

I think cruise ships is more y'all's culture. That's not really mine. Cruise ship is not. You would be. Oh, no, there is a cruise ship for my people. I've seen those. And those look lit. And that's what I went on.

I swear. I'm saying I can never see myself going to a cruise ship for my people i've seen those and those look lit and that's what i went on i swear i'm saying i can never see myself going to a cruise ship cruise ships are so i've said this on multiple podcasts it's your it's your thing not mine because i don't first of all don't trust the pilot i don't i don't want to be in this i don't want to be in this ship that god knows how it's floating you out in the middle of nowhere with mermaids and sirens and whales and the devil. Okay, close your eyes for a minute. We're going to do an exercise. I don't like closing my eyes in public. First off, drop your shoulders.

Get loose. I don't like closing my eyes in public. Why do you have so many markers in your hand? I don't know. Put them down. I don't know. Okay, relax. Tell me this wouldn't be fun.

If you touch me, I'm sorry. I'm not touching you. It's just an exercise. Okay? You're walking on to a ship with us. Say you're closest people, right? You got some sandals on. Y'all wouldn't be my close.

Of course you wouldn't. You got some slides on, a nice little... I don't wear open-toed shoes in public. Oh, my God. Okay, you got your Michael Jordans on. You got your air flights. You got some shoes on. You got a nice little fit. You're walking in. You walk up. You put your bags flights. You got some shoes on. You got a nice little fit.

You're walking in. You walk up. You put your bags in your room. You go to the main section of the boat. Super open. Vast. Lots of people. Too hot.

Too many people. Stinks. There's a lot of people in bathing suits. The vibe is right. A DJ comes on. Ep, epity, ep, rep, ep, rep. Music's trash. And all of a sudden, within 20 minutes, you've taken two tequila shots and you're hitting

the wobble right in the middle of 300 people. Tell me that's not a time in your life. Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby. Yeah. You're 20 minutes into your cruise. You're going to be out there for six days. I can promise you, I do not want to take two tequila shots and do the wobble with people that look like my elementary lunch lady. I don't want to do that.

That doesn't sound fun. And that's who's on the cruise. Like, I don't think I can find a Victoria's Secret model on a cruise. I don't think I can. Okay, well, I have Liv and Liv won a contest. Liv won a booty-shaking contest on a cruise. You think. There's too many ways this could go wrong.

Yeah, I know. Don't say that. But that was in her before. I don't. Hey, move off it. No, I don't want to go on a cruise. I said, really? I don't want to go. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. But that was before. I don't... Hey, move off it. No, I don't want to go to the cruise. I said, really? I don't want to go...

No, just kidding. No, I'm kidding. But that was before. Wow, a lot of talent on this one. I go, real deep field. The transfer portal was thick this year, huh? A lot of... Oh, I go, sounds like I could have won the pull-up contest.

I would have won a spelling bee on that cruise. Bane would have been best swimmer on board. Oh, shit. Okay. I love you, Bane. That was when she was like, I think she went to high school. But, okay, regardless of that, you said that cruises are my thing. Yeah, y'all.

And you're insinuating to my culture. My descendants. I don't know if y'all have a culture. Yes, we do. Okay. What would y'all say y'all's culture is? Did you just say we don't have a culture? I don't know if that counts. What is it?

Like vitriol and hot dogs? Oh, dude. Oh, don't. Oh, don't you do it. No, hell no. I'm not telling. You're going to. Let's take a quiz.

You did me a culture quiz last week. I'm doing a white culture quiz for you. I'm not telling you. You're going to, let's take a quiz. You did me a culture quiz last week. I'm doing a white culture quiz for you. I'll take a white culture quiz. You want to take a white culture quiz? I don't think it exists, but sure, I'll take one. It absolutely exists. Okay, yeah. Hot dogs and fireworks and hate.

Oh, my God. That was kind of accurate. CJ's like, it sounds like my hometown. All right, my friend. We have a simple yet trivial white culture quiz. Let's do it. We're going to see if you're in tune with half of your body. Oh, my God.

He doesn't believe it. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go. What is the universal seasoning of white people? There's none. Oh, there is one. There's one. Salt and pepper?

Salt, yeah. Salt and sometimes pepper. There you go. You got one. All right, all right. I think my first answer was a little better. It might be. It might be.

What is the required drink of white people during the fall? Pumpkin spice latte. Easy money. Hey, you're pretty in tune so far. I mean, these are known. You're pretty in tune. You're pretty in tune. What do white dads argue about in the neighborhood group chat?

White dads have a group chat? All three white guys go, oh, yeah. They're all like, yeah. Pierce said, Pierce said, oh, yeah. Wait, I didn't know white dads had a group chat. What do white fathers argue about in the neighborhood group chat? Oh.

Argue about? Think about it. Don't give them hints. It's like, whose lawn is better? Yes, yes. La better yes yes lawn care lawn care tips landscaping all are y'all's pops had a group message with the neighbors oh not my dad my dad just did some extra wizard made our lawn fantastic okay as of recently what was one of the most number one acquired accessories for white women? A black baby?

That they adopted? Oh my God. Oh my God, no. It's a fact. No, that's pretty broad. A black man to have a baby with? No. That's broad, so if you don't get it, I'll narrow it in for you.

Ask it again. Okay. As of recently, what is one of the number one accessories a white woman can own? A vape? No. That's close. That's very close. That's not close, but think.

What is something else like that? I'll give you a hint. Handheld. Is a vape not handheld? No, it is, but that's just the wrong answer. A high noon. Oh, no, no, no. Now you're getting even answer. A high noon. Oh, no, no, no. Now you're getting even closer.

A white claw. No, no, no. Oh, not an alcoholic drink. No, but very close to what you said. Think about something. I'm talking like last two years popped off crazy. Oh, a Stanley. Stanley.

Oh, my God. That is, oh, my God. That was a Lululemon pouches. Oh, my, that and a Lulu crossbow. Golly. What is the official shoe of white barbecuing fathers? Oh, it's the one sketch where the Nike Monarchs. Or what is another acceptable answer?

Nike Monarchs is one. Or? I don't know the other one. An all white New Balance all-white New Balance. A white New Balance. Oh, yeah. All those old plastic ones. The OG Jones.

Oh, my God. What is something that a white person will bring to every picnic or potluck? The friend that no one invited. Who's that? Who is that? Hey, bro, there's free food. You got to come. We did not invite no you're not supposed to be here uh wait so what is one thing what is one dish that every white person

oh some some form of casserole 100 100 and it's got raisins in it now now that's like y'all's what is that what is genuinely what is it raisins apple what is the casserole part like's like y'all's what is that what is genuinely what is raisin apple what is the casserole part like why are y'all so that y'all hold casserole up like it's christ it's almost a deity in the white community oh my god i think i think it's honestly i think someone's mom just got super hype one day yeah because they're like dude i just threw all this pan and just put in the oven let it work for me y'all will come to like a like a thanksgiving with a casserole and think y'all shut that down like yeah we will yo yo hey eddie that casserole's gas i'm like yeah no hell no but it is secondary question okay if if you forgot to make something for said picnic or potluck,

what is the go-to backup plan for a white person? If they forgot to make a dish for a picnic or potluck. Oh, it has to be like a... If you get this right, dog, if you get this right off the rip, I'm going to cry.

Is it like one of those salami things? Like a charcuterie? It's a store-bought veggie tray. Yeah, like one of those trays. I'd be walking around a park. I'd be seeing, you know, fuck that up. I'm like, it's nasty, dog. That shit don't look good.

It's like a ranch in the middle. There's carrots, celery, cucumbers. Put your feet away. Why are your feet out? You have your toes are out. Your dog's muddy and you're eating celery. Yeah. Oh, my God.

You are very in tune. Well, because these are like what we roast y'all for. That's the... Okay. I guess that's us. Okay. Now, this is kind of a funny one. I don't know why this one has multiple choice, but...

Which one of these is a white person's natural habitat? A. R. E. I. The cold. B. The cold. B. trader joe's or c a craft brewery with live acoustic covers oh my god with some ipas god y'all live there y'all swear by mozzarella stick god why do y'all like ipa so much the hook the ring game oh my god give y'all a dartboard an ipa and a dirty ground with a pool table y'all are living y'all's best fucking life. And a weirdo trying to chase his dream on the guitar.

Golly. Those are low-key fun as hell to go into. Oh my god, they are. See, we know something. Those are fun. We know something. Oh my god, here's another one. You're like chased out.

Here's another one. What phrase will a white dad definitely say when leaving the restaurant? A, that hit the spot. B, time to skedaddle. Or C, guess I'll go get the car. Time to skedaddle, definitely. Right? Wrong answer.

What is it? Wrong answer. I've heard a skedaddle out of some of y'all's pops. I mean, all of the above are honestly, they're all applicable. But this site claims the right answer is, that hit the spot. After leaving the restaurant. Yeah, that hit the spot. It's pretty white.

Let's keep going. What is the name of the universal white people dance? It is a real dance. And if you want a hint, I'll give you one hint. Yeah. Most commonly performed at weddings. It is a real dance.

It is adopted by the white. The only white wedding I've been to is yours. And it was definitely at my wedding. And my wedding was even more, it wasn't full-blown white. But it's going to be the whitest of whites and the white with seasonings. It's. Think about a dance. The YMCA?

Close, no cigar. Y'all love some YMCA. God, your hands. Isn't it so cool we can spell it out? It's so unique. We can literally do what he's saying. It's God. Jesus.

That's the car wash at the YMCA. YMCA. Oh, my God, dude. That's like, it's such a bad indoctrination. You ain't like putting dogs in bags. What? Like in a purse. A little see-through bags.

Golly, I hate that. That little walk. Oh, here you go. Golly, I hate that. Let little walk. Oh, here you go. Oh, my God. Okay. What is it? You're in the ballpark. You're on first base.

The one you're looking for is second. And get rid of those golden goose shoes. Yeah. Get rid of them. They look dirty. Tetherball shoes. God, you're buying a Converse that's pre-dirty for $550. Let's see.

God. God. A dance. Half-Yell's see. God. God. A dance. Halfyell's perfume smells like cheap wine. The wobble? No. That's what I'm saying.

The wobble is a fight. The wobble. You have to channel your other, turn off your left side, turn on the right side. Does Sweet Caroline have a dance?

Because y'all love that. No, we love that. Dog, I think y'all would replace the National League. Sweet Caroline. Watch this. Ba, ba, ba. Told you. Told you. It is like, I think y'all would replace the national anthem for Sweet Caroline. Watch this. Ba, ba, ba.

Told you. Told you. It is like, I think y'all would change the national anthem for Sweet Caroline. I think if I was ever in a, where I was getting chased by y'all, I would put that on my ox. It would be like repellent. You're like, we're running like, hey, hey. You go.

I just go. Sweet Caroline. Watch this. Bah, bah, bah. They can't help it. They can't help it. It's unbelievable. Come on.

I don't know. I genuinely don't know. What is it? One hop this time. Right foot, left stomp. Bah. Left foot, left stomp. Bah.

Slide to the left. Bah. Have y'all ever, okay, at y'all's family parties, whenever that comes out, has there ever been y'all got 100% success rate on that dance? Never once. There's always one uncle that's just like It's like there's 80 people that

look like a literal squadron for an army that are in perfect unison going to the right and there's one just drunk. He's like He's like crawling It's like brother, they're telling you what to do. It's step by step he's like he's like crawling it's like brother they're telling you what to do it's it's step by step yeah it's unbelievable god or or the whole the whole quadrant shifts to the left there's one guy just like cha-cha real smooth goes to the right now he's looking at your aunt right in the eyes golly that's funny golly i think i what was his

success rate it was it was. It was pretty high. I think I only got one wrong. It was like me. Yeah, I only got one wrong. So we're both in tune with each other's culture. No, mine was super deep, though. Mine was like, because CJ and Pierce had no idea my answer. You can look at them.

You can tell they had no idea. Right. But the ones you asked, pretty much anybody would know. I don't know, bro. I guarantee you Pierce would not have said a pumpkin spice latte for the drink of the fall. I think anybody would have said that. I think that's the easiest one.

I think I got some of y'all's right, too. No, guys. Oh, no, no. Know what conversation you belong in. There's no questions asked. You keep running. There's no questions asked. If somebody sees someone running.

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Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pow! Okay. There's a thing that happened this week. Multiple. Happens every year. Multiple?

Multiple things. One one thing one thing that happened this week called the met gala oh have y'all did you see the met gala boy did i amazing fits we talk about it almost every year oh i think we skipped last year we talked about it the year before and you the last time we talked about it you were into your whole luminati bag you're like what's happening behind that closed door and then i broke it down for you i told you what happens back there but i don't know if it's because i'm getting older is the mad guy not just weird it is weird like it's just like not for the reason y'all are saying like what happens at the mad guy no what are they doing by that, it's genuinely a strange thing.

It is. Like, objectively, I almost feel like. Like, it's not even really up to opinion. I think it's kind of weird. It's like, is it ever that serious? Yeah, like, no. I saw a video, because, first of all, I don't understand the whole construction.

From where are they leaving? Because there's always videos of people leaving this one hotel lobby. Yeah, this big lobby and then the big staircase at the event. Okay, no, I'm saying they leave this lobby, right? And then they get into a car and then they go to the event. Yes. Isn't the event in a hotel? Isn't the event like one big museum or hotel or something?

Why couldn't we find better ways to get there? Why can't we just automatically just be there? You know what I mean? Less transportation. And so there's videos because they don't want to show like these celebrities and these stylists i guess i put a lot of the stylists and these companies put a lot of money into these outfits i guess oh my god i know what you're about to say and they don't want to and they don't want to reveal these outfits before they hit the carpet at the met gala so i saw a video of somebody walking in a box. Yeah, a literal box.

With umbrellas on top of it. And I said, hey, it looked like a Greek soldier, like unison moving, like shielded up, like moving in one. Like, bro, I promise you. All right, we're taking the pictures regardless. You know what I mean? Golly. I'm'm not understanding and maybe we're just ignorant on this i don't get what the whole hoopla is it person me personally i'd rather have the same fit in two different locations right i get to choose yeah my diamonds might have went crazy at the lobby and it might have been more weak at

the at the event right bro i just don don't get it. And keep going. Let's break it further. Break that barrier. Oh. And now I'm talking to the consumers now. Okay. I get if your whole world is fashion. You love fashion.

Your passion is fashion. You have the fashion for the passion. Oh, God. You have the passion for the fashion. Fashion. But I don't get... Why are we sitting at TVs? How much viewership is the Met getting?

And where do you watch it? I've never gone... Like, I don't really watch TV anymore. I literally don't know how to watch it. And so, what are you doing for the four hours that this carpet's going on? What are you doing? There's a piano on your back there's a your back is a grand piano it's on day three stacks we're friends with his daughter hey

that there's a piano on your back there is her dress made of rulers is her dress talk about jenna is her dress made of metal rulers and you mean to tell me she's sitting comfortably what are we doing i don't i i mean it's just like i don't understand the consumers that are like at home like this yeah wow like i see it right i don't know where to watch it i don't know if it's a link if it's a pay-per-view i don't know if it's on fox where does it stream and what is the what is the fundraiser for the met going to yeah what are we raising money for oh my god i don't it's such a mystery god it's a rich people's mystery and it's a big game of clue this is what i heard on tickets my algorithm on the talk and i'm not gonna lie it got me i'm not

gonna lie the megala got me because it was all on my for you page and i was looking at outfits and my most like entertaining thing to watch on TikTok is whenever there's a person green-screening, and they're talking about the outfits, and they're making funny— Oh, eight down with this one, but that big butt of hat. Oh, yeah. I love those. I don't know why it's so entertaining. But I was on this rabbit hole watching all these people talk about the Met,

and I think I was involved in it because of how passionate they were. Like I don't generally give a flying s*** about the Met at all. Well, I was interested in these people's passion. And this one guy was talking about last year at the Met Gala, Kim Kardashian apparently got in trouble, or not in trouble, but she took a picture with something inside the Met Gala that she wasn't supposed to take a picture with. What was it? I don't know.

No one knows what it is. Oh. I don't know what it was. But like, all the Getty Images people that are there, like the thousands of photographers, got a picture of it. So her team, and like, the team did not want these pictures getting out. So her team paid for those Getty Images.

Paid every single photographer at a high high price apparently hundreds of thousands of dollars apparently allegedly second for these images except for one photographer they didn't they didn't get them so this one photographer has this sacred picture that no one the only she doesn't want anybody to see it was taken at the med oh my god a bunch of secrets at the med if kim k is getting in trouble at the Met. Oh my God. It's a bunch of secrets at the Met. If Kim K's getting in trouble at the Met, they would have on sight. If I would have took a picture with that thing in my hands,

they would have right there. They would have went, yeah, nope. A double barrel. I'm like, and I'm not going to lie. Like James Corden

walked down like the late, late show, James Corden. He walked down the Met and he was just in a regular suit, like a suit that I'm wearing for the red carpet this week.

Exactly. And he was getting in a regular suit, like a suit that I'm wearing for the red carpet this week. Exactly. And he was getting... Yeah, like, I don't, like... I'm like, bro, this is a nice suit! No, I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Y'all can kill me. You can roast me.

Whatever. It has nothing... First off, I want to preface this. It has absolutely nothing to do with cultural appropriation. Now that that's done. That's a crazy way to start what you're about to say. Because it has nothing to do with any certain people, but at what line?

When is fashion becoming costume? I think, well... And there's all... People of all color wore it crazy. That's what I'm saying. It has nothing to do with any certain specific... I don't know anybody would have taken that that way, but... Okay, I was making sure.

But you know what I'm saying, though? But I think the thing about fashion, I think it's just we're not passionate about it. I it i agree the people in fashion are people are so passionate about it and they say it's a way to express an art so it is like a costume it could be like but this is like because you're not gonna wear that stuff out you're not you're not gonna wear it you're only gonna wear it at the mecca exactly it's four pictures it is an art piece god i think that's what the thing is it's an art piece on a on a body. But a successful man that rocks an honest man's suit gets roasted? What are we doing?

Imagine the suits we have. And we go. And we're thinking. We obviously know, the Met Gala, we're not going to be up to par. But we still look good. We're tall. We'll draw some attention. We'll walk in.

And what if everyone was literally just like, get him out of here! Boo! Get him off! Get him off! You're sitting there like, I'm in a nice suit. Would you like to go to the Met? No. I would love to go to the Met. You don't like going to events. In terms of networking and seeing people and being around other people, that'd

be sick. I would love to go to the Met. But actually just the event itself, I mean, I would do it to say I did it, but I would jump at jump out in a heartbeat and i would wear the most outlandish because no one will know me no one will know me on that carpet i'm wearing a thong with a blazer a cropped blazer a thong and a cropped blazer i'm not shaving oh no not shaving you're gonna see my whiskers you're gonna see my whiskers fly You're going to see my whiskers fly. You go, I call this the mad cat. You go like this. Yeah.

It literally looks like you stuffed Jimmy Crockett's hat in my thong. Davey Crockett. Davey Crockett. This close. This close. Davey Crockett bill. Yeah. dog i genuinely i think it would be good oh my god imagine when you hit a turn yeah oh my god can there be a hole in the in the blazer or can the blazer be sequenced so they can see your spine oh and your back hair too oh my god

oh it'll be like back hair i think a cropped blazer a cropped blazer but it's like a raincoat like one of those see-through poncho raincoats. So you can see all of me. And you can see my lower back hair as well. Oh, this kind of brought me into something. Oh, my God. Speaking of fashion and all that, right? Mm-hmm.

Oh, actually, let's give us pop culture because I want to get into something else. That was pop culture. Pay and they can. Pop culture. That was nasty as shit. Y'all have no rhythm back there. That was back, back, back, back, back, back. That was him. Pop culture. Pay and Acamp. Pop Culture Pay and Acamp. That was nasty as shit. Y'all have no rhythm back there. That was back, back, back, back, back, back. That was him.

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We're talking about fashion. Getting all this right. We're talking about fashion. Yes. And I went to the mall the other day and i was thinking about this to get close he's gonna throw up do malls have front doors a front door at a mall you know i mean like you go to a restaurant right that's where i enter that's the front door i don't know they don't have front doors they have

entrances they've you could say they have multiple front doors. I know. I think a lot of those are exits that people are using. What? Because if you're in like a JCPenney, right? That's the exit. Get out through the JCPenney. You can't leave through the Hot Topic.

You know what I mean? You can only leave through the JCPenney. Yeah, the anchor stores. There is an entrance to the mall. Like whenever they were architecting it, they were building the architecture of it. They were building the architecture of the mall. You're saying that the architect didn't say,

that's the front door. Yeah, I would say there's a grand entrance, but there's other entrances as well. Okay, what would be the grand entrance of a mall? Because I've, and the thousands of malls I've been to, I've never gone to a welcome sign. I've never seen that in a mall because i've and the thousands of malls i've been to i've never gone to a welcome sign i've never seen that in a mall you've never seen a welcome or like a inter here like a main like never yes there is a main entrance there's no entrances in malls like there's no main entrances in malls yes there is there's definitely so there's no yes there is

all the only entrances are like you can go through JCPenney, Dillard. Absolutely not. Macy's. Absolutely not. There's definitely 100% main entrance. There's multiple entrances. That's why I said a front door. No, you said there is a main entrance.

There is a main entrance. Where? Where is it? I can give you one very quick and specific example. No, no, no. You can say just for malls in general without making this too specific. Okay, it's the grand entrance where there's maybe a cultivation of arts, colors, everything, and there's one entrance.

That is intended. That could be the view from the highway. That could be the main big entrance. That is the, like, welcome to blank mall. But you can go through the department stores. So you said you've been to a mall that says welcome to blank mall. No, I did not say that. Exactly, so there's no entrance.

So because it doesn't say welcome to the mall, it's not a door? When I go to Texas, your house doesn't say welcome? It's my front door, though. It's the only entrance to my house. That's not true because you can argue I can come through your garage. You can come through my window, too. I guess you're going to get... You don't go through...

So that's the main entrance. That's a front door. It's a house. That's my main entrance, yes. But the mall has the same thing. Right, and you go to a... But it's so big, bro. You shut up when you speak to me.

What? Whenever you're going to a Red Lobster, right? I don't eat there. Brother, you're saying malls are massive. I've been to a little mall. You, first off. But malls are huge. They can't give you one entrance and exit.

The traffic would be awful. Traffic would be awful. Fire hazard. They literally have... I'm not saying exit. The traffic will be awful. Traffic will be awful. Fire hazard. They literally have... I'm not saying that there's not other ways to get in. I'm saying there's not a main entrance in a mall. Yes, there is. Where?

Yes, there is. But if there's not a... Okay, listen. If there's not a sign saying entrance to the main mall, main mall entrance, it's not the main mall entrance. That's just... It does not have to say this is the entrance for it to be... Yes, it does.

If it's the main entrance, it has to be a sign that says main entrance. It's just... It does not have to say this is the entrance. Yes, it does. If it's the main entrance, it has to be a sign that says main entrance. It's like the same thing as a casino. Same thing as casinos. They have the main entrance and then they have

different parts that you can leave. Yes, and whenever I go to the Bellagio, there's a main entrance. When I go to Caesars Palace, there's a main entrance. Yes, you can also leave

from all different places. Exactly, but they have a main entrance. Malls don't have a main entrance. Where does it say welcome to mall? Oh my God. It doesn't have to say welcome to...

That's what I'm saying. Yes, it does. I bet my left... There's some malls that say welcome, like welcome to Lenox. Yeah, I'm sure there's some malls out there in the world. I've been to a lot of malls. Yes.

I've never seen a mall that says welcome to mall. That's fine. It doesn't have to say welcome to any time i've entered a mall it's through a like in the parking garage or it's through a jc penny's dillard's or macy's it's the only time i've never entered a mall through a footlocker i've never entered a cheesecake factory i've never i've never entered but that's not a main that's entering to the cheesecake factory i'm taking a back portal that's different but you have entered through yes but i'm saying but that's that's not the main entrance that's entering through the Cheesecake Factory. I'm taking a back portal. That's fine. But you have entered through a Cheesecake Factory.

Yes, but I'm saying, but that's not the main entrance. There's no main entrance to a mall. Yes, bro. Yes, there is. There are 100, okay. Just because it is not etched in the stone, welcome to the mall. It doesn't, that is, like you said. That has to be, that's what makes a main entrance.

Saying welcome to this place or saying this is the main entrance. There's a, when you go to a restaurant, it says this is a main entrance. Saying, welcome to this place. Or saying, this is the main entrance. When you go to a restaurant, it says, this is the main entrance. Use the other door. If you try to use the other door, it says, use the other door. This is the main entrance. This is the main entrance. There's a walkway for you. There's things out there.

There's seats for you to sit. There's things out there for you. There's gumball machines. There's a lot of things for a main entrance. Colorful menus with crayons. Exactly. And there's a host. That's the main entrance. Everywhere you go. You keep saying Exactly. And there's a host. That's the main entrance.

Everywhere you go. You keep saying restaurants. Name a place you've gone to. Restaurants are squares. They're literally of a basic shape. I go to nicer restaurants. I've been to restaurants that are in circles. Okay, that's fine.

But you keep saying Red Lobster's. Of course they're going to have one entrance. That's a restaurant. This building is huge, right? Big as a mall. Yes. How many entrances are there? There's multiple.

Exactly, but is there a main entrance? Yes. Thank you. And how do you know that? Because the name is right above the door, and it's the nicest entrance. It's big. There's valet.

You just said nicest entrance. Yes, but it says the name of it. The name of the place right above it with valet people holding the door for you. Name a mall that's got that. The mall that I'm talking about that is close to both of us has all three criteria.

No, it doesn't. You're so stupid and crazy. No to both of us has all three criteria. No, it doesn't. You're so stupid and crazy. No, it doesn't. All three criteria. No, it doesn't. There's literally a valet guy. No, there's not. At the main entrance of a mall.

Oh, my God. There's a valet guy. No, let's make this bigger for everybody. Actually, no. Oh, you're good. We've got to make this big for everybody. We've got to make this big for everybody. Don't make it bigger for everybody now.

You're conquering yourself. There's a valet. There's words, and it's the prettiest. The one that says the S? Yes. No, dude. Yes, there is. No, there's not. No, there's not. Yes, there is. There's a valet. There's words, and it's the prettiest of the most liked. The one that serves with an S? Yes. No, dude. No, there's not. Yes, there is.

There literally is. Yes, there is. And you know it, too. You know it. Are you fucking kidding me? Let's be very specific here. You're talking about the one upstairs where it's got the Cheesecake Factory and the H&M and all that, and all it has is elevators.

Are they upstairs, that one? Yes. That does not have a valet. The fact is- It's got elevators. You just pinpointed the entrance that you're claiming. That's not the main entrance. You just described it.

That's a back door. You got to go upstairs to a main entrance? When have you ever had to go upstairs to a main entrance? When have you ever done that? When have you had to go up, elevate to a main entrance? When have you had to elevate to a main entrance? First off, that's only if you park downstairs. That's if you use the underground parking lot downstairs. But if you elevated to a main entrance? First off, that's only if you park downstairs. That's if you use

the underground parking lot downstairs. But you gotta drive up to that... No, you don't have to drive. You literally, you're on the road level. You don't,

it's not elevated, you have to drive up. You don't have to drive up. But you're not going like this. It's literally the same thing. You turn left. It's driving up. I didn't say driving circlers.

But that's the main parking lot right there. If you go under, you have to go under. The main, that, there you, that is the main entrance. Without a doubt. There's not valet there. That's the main parking lot right there. If you go under, you have to go under. The main, that, there, you, that is the main entrance. What, without a doubt.

There's not valet there. That's the only entrance with the big glass art. Is there valet there? Yes. On Jesus Christ of Nome. No, there's not valet there. Where? Up, up there?

No, at the down low part. That's not, that's not the main entrance then. Because you're entering through a Forever 21 down there. No, you're not. What. No, you're not. What? No, you're not. What are you entering through down there? A regular entrance and you're not entering through a store. No. You crazy. Oh, no.

What are you talking about? The Kidzania? No. The regular main entrance. Nah, you tweaking. No, you're walking right in. There's no store. Barnes & Noble to the left. Cheesecake to your right. Yes! That's not the main entrance. Yes, it is. That's not a main entrance. Yes, it is. That is a entrance.'s not the main entrance Yes it is That's not a main entrance Yes it is That is a entrance That is the main entrance

There is no main entrance to a mall Because it doesn't say Welcome to the mall Here it says Welcome to this building It does not have to say Welcome to something It does here

It does not have to say And this is bigger than a mall Okay by that saying And you said big places Don't have that This place does Okay So that is your argument

Being wrong So is there multiple Main entrances into another state Just because it says Welcome to Oklahoma Because it has a sign yes but there's a so there's multiple main inside a building that's land and exactly and and and borders are made up they're not real that's not true yes there are they're made up there's not a definite line there's yes there is borders are not real cam That's all made up. Borders, how are borders made up? Cam, how were they not?

Borders are very much real. Yes, the principle and the legality. Yeah, they didn't hire a guy to spray paint an orange. Exactly. The principle and legality of borders are real. Yes. The actual what a border is is not real. So what do you think a border is?

It doesn't have to be a wall. It doesn't have to be a building. This is a border is is not real so what do you think a border is it doesn't have to be a wall it doesn't have to be a building it's it's this is the border there's not no but i'm saying there's a line in this room that's your size mine but it's made up like there's not like oh this is exactly where oklahoma is this is exactly where tennessee is that's not true like it so you're saying if you pull up a u.s map if you're if you pull up a u.s map and has all the lines and stuff that those are the borders right yes you think if you put that down 2d that's exactly what it's like here put what down so if you put the map down in 2d like in real life or where are we 40 i don't know where you're going okay so you said let me slow down so you see a u.s map right yes the picture of u.s map yes and it shows all the

states with all the borders carved out you're saying that's exactly how it is in real life? Exactly how it is in real life. Those borders that are on that picture are exactly how it is in real life. The border where they're saying it is is where it is in real life. So you're saying Tennessee is shaped exactly like that? To an accuracy that is not 100%

because nothing's 100%? Yeah. How? How do they know that? How did they trace that that they had somebody walk with a pencil around tennessee like this and be like that's the shape of it how do they know that no old maps i'm right there with you no new maps how do they know that it's the same maps as my parents were kids brother we get in steel cages we get in these steel buses and go from la to new york in a couple hours technology is crazy you think they just don't know? I'm asking you a specific question. Don't give me something else.

They go in the sky. How do they trace? They have radars. They have Google Earth. Satellites. Everything. How long has the picture of the U.S. map been around? That's what I'm saying.

A long time. So how? And it has not changed. That's what I said. Not once. I don't know. But you're saying old maps, like it's not the same map. It's the same map, but now they can solidify it and make it 100% now.

So you're saying they just got a lucky guess back then. It's 100% the same way, right? I mean, but you have to understand the border, someone can make the border and then that's what it is. But how are they saying that is the shape of Delaware? How are they saying? Because they just said it. It's all one piece of land.

How? And they just drew it perfectly.'s all one piece of land. How? And they just drew it perfectly. And then that's exactly how it is here? They might use landmarks. I don't know how. I don't know the science behind it. You just blindly believe, brother. I'm cooking it with, and I want my song.

Go! Go, Peta. Go, Peta. Go, Peta. Go, Peta. Go, Peta. Go, Peta. Go, Peta.

Go, Peta. Great job Bro, Cam, you understand how I cooked you, right? You did not cook me Okay, but, okay You did not cook me Don't try to be right here Try to That was a bad idea

Don't try to be right here Okay Try to listen to what I'm saying I am, yes The map Yes That has been around forever Before the technology we have now.

Yes. Yes or no, has it changed at all? I mean, in terms of all time, yes. But you're talking about U.S. specifically in the last couple hundred years? I'm talking about the U.S. Has the U.S. map changed at all since the origin of when they put out that map of all the states and all the borders? Has it changed at all? No.

Did they have good technology back then to make that accurate? No. So you're saying it's probably not accurate back then, right? If they didn't have the technology to make it accurate, which is what you just said, correct? No, I'm saying I don't know how they drew the maps back then. You said the technology was not accurate. It was not good.

You said accurate. It wasn't even real. Exactly. So it was not real. And so if nothing is changed in the map, but we keep it the exact same, why do you believe that the shape of the states that we look at now is accurate? It's not. That's what I'm telling you.

A border, like we said, a border is not a wall. It's not a physical thing. So if I say that corner is my corner and i'm calling it cam's corner that it is what it is like a border is what you make i'm saying the shapes of the states exactly which make the border there is no shape until someone makes it but how is that accurate is i'm saying you that's not texas could be a circle for all we know like it's you know what i mean like that's not accurate we do not know what our states are shaped of. We don't know.

So we don't know the borders. I mean, that's like saying, then we're talking about the whole country. Yes. Because the whole country is the land. Right. The border can be whatever you want it. If someone wanted Oklahoma to look like this, it could be a circle, like you said. Right.

But someone said it's this, so that's what it is. But that's not what it actually is in real life. that's what i'm telling you there's not an actual border thank you the land is there i'm saying there's not got him we got him i'm saying there's not actually something that is like not a red line if this carpet if i want this sliver of carpet and i cut it like that's the sliver i got what i wanted out of this for this clip i got it i got it for the tiktok all right guys that was a fantastic fantastic episode i'm sick i'm gonna go back in my bed um for this week on patreon 10 minute talks i'm a guest on there and i'm literally hallucinating because it was actually filmed yesterday right yes and so i was hallucinating because it was actually filmed yesterday, right?

Yes. And so I was hallucinating when I was at peak sickness. Even more sick. Sick as a dog. We have an extendo with these three. We have Cam, CJ, Pierce. Pretty good. Pretty good.

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