You Should Know Podcast - CHECK HER PHONE -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

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What the hell was that? The audio listeners don't know what's happening. Cam has a broken thumb. 15 seconds into the i'm so sorry i'm so sorry we got co-host cam back in the studio let me say something you don't say oh little little sweat monster we got over here warm just leave me alone yeah that is weird it is cold in here i am sweating too as we had a little issues before we started recording we both almost threw up we had a chunk sitting in the esophagus region and then i felt the sweat hit the nip yeah sweat nipple not a good combination it's never it's just not what it's supposed to be but let me not yeah you probably

shouldn't i need to get less weird yeah pick your battles because last episode i feel like i i'll take responsibility i turned a lot of people off this podcast it was a nasty episode it was a sick episode nasty episode man made me try on a uh i don't even want to i fermented yeah we just can't even bring it back up um yeah no i read all the comments and people were like i eat during this podcast and now i don't feel good it's like hey but your device has a pause button so it's really up to you um you look great so do you no i don't you do what's that wrist cam looks like post mal Yeah, this shirt is giving a huge Post Malone vibes. The yellow barbed wire straight up like his album cover.

It has nothing to do with him. You're bold though. That's what I respect about you. You are bold. Sweaty man wearing a gray shirt. I respect. That's what I can respect. It's the US Marines and then you.

Don't do that. You broke my metatarsal, so. Spell it. Metat.s. It's the u.s. Hell reads and then you Don't do that. You broke my metatarsal Spell it meta tarsal just good in me ta ta our SEO The only bad part about that is I can't tell you if you're like I there's so we both lost But someone in the comments will tell us it's both incredibly wrong It's been a long time since we've hung out. Not really. We hung out yesterday, but prior to that, we haven't seen each other in a little bit. I missed you.

I missed my big head bass. Yep, you love New York, don't you? I do love New York. Never been. It's alright though. But our audience sure does. Our audience does love New York. They live there. You alright? What's going on? Chapped lips. You didn't feel like to do that in the hour we had preparation before? No, it's good. Non-sponsored. Non-sponsored. That's going to get cutapped lips. You didn't feel like to do that in the hour we had preparation before?

No, it's good. Non-sponsored. That's going to get cut out. It probably will, but... Here, I'll just show you this. Noah, what do they do for the halls? They'll be like this behind the hand. Keep your lips nice and moisturated this fall, you know?

Moisturated? You are bad. I don't know what's happening. You're turning into me. I am. Just a slobby, nasty, frail bones, Jones, skeleton, non-spelling, non-sleeping, fear-waking monster.

Monster? I can't talk! I meant to say monster and module. It's like a little third grader. I'm a monster. I'm a monster. I threw up. Yeah, I threw up. Oh my flew up oh my i can't dude

those days are gonna haunt me it's gonna be like 3 30 the dog just pissed it's finally in the cage little kid walks in hey mom mom i flew up but then knowing my life in my situation the literal statement will be mom i threw up dad go Cameron go get it I'm like live the kid asked you she's like do you know I love our seed do you know that's literally half you and half me you don't love him enough to go to sleep like a brick look at her though she's cute Oh mama lives gonna make an appearance on the episode later. Oh, God. Yeah, she claims.

Hold on. Go ahead. She claims she has something for us. We have no clue what it is. I'm very nervous. And I'm very afraid because Olivia, and y'all start to see her more, especially in the Patreon. You'll see her all the time there. Yes.

But Olivia's, she's one of these, if you know her. It's like playing double dutch you gotta you never know if you're getting that second jump rope or when it when it exactly she wants to jump in you never know it could be the cutest little heartfelt thing or she could be on here to just put us on blast yeah we'll see later in the episode you'll see about 20 30 minutes but hope it's not i have no clue what it is so speaking of that time we just kind of led into a topic that you know you're gonna have a child in the future. God willing.

You have a child in a life. I have a niece or nephew. What kind of kid? Were you that kind of kid that would go into your parents' room? You had a night terror? You would go in? No, mine was nosebleeds. Not even kidding. Mine was nosebleeds.

One time it looked like I did six rounds with Javante Davis in the middle of my sleep. And I literally woke up whole pillow sheet soaked in blood went straight to my bathroom so I was self-sufficient I went straight to the bathroom first kind of was like gave myself some Rambo markings and I went to my mom's room I was like hey mom she woke up she's like what the hell is that's respectable you know my mom yeah I tried to clean it off but i was like there's there's blood everywhere and she was like what do you mean i was like come look so yeah i don't know i never once woke up in the middle of the night to throw up uh i mean everyone when they finally

get off the diaper they pee the bed once or twice but like i don't really have those memories you know okay okay boss baby you super bit no when you finally hit that stage you're done you're probably gonna have a slip-up maybe you drank too much milk one night but i honestly i'm gonna it would be naive of me to say that never happened to me but i don't really have a memory of it we're being hunted down yeah there's every time we record a full-blown swat there's there's an episode of cops happening outside the studio right now i mean i'm in here seven days a week only happens when we record. I know.

It's ridiculous. But I've never peed the bed at my own house. I did in a... Just go ahead and throw up, huh? What? You never did it at your house. No, no, no. What that means.

You did it somewhere else. Somewhere else's house. His name was Clayton. Shout out to Clayton if you're watching this. He had like a sleeping bag for me. It was... Oh, God. Oh, you were sleeping in a piss cocktail.

You were in a sleeping bag. It was a burrito of piss. Oh, my Lord. But I didn't... Because I've never been in a sleeping bag before. My family's not really the camping type of family. Oh, no. We're not really...

We have beds. We prefer that kind of slumber. Your mom would have to die before she purchased a sleeping bag. Yeah, yeah. Sleeping bags. I did a pallet, though. I was a big fan of the pallet. The pallet was lit.

Especially if you had that double-cushioned carpet. Also, in the person's house, they put those sprinkles in the carpet. Oh. Sprinkling down, vacuuming up the fresh vacuum lines. Oh. Oh. I'll lick that. I won't.

You ever bit into carpet before? Nope. All right, me neither then. I was about to say, you better not say you have. I have. What is wrong with you? I was very much of a taster as a kid. You still are.

You ever just want to bite flesh? That's normal. No. I won that. You still are. You ever just want to bite flesh? That's normal. No. I won that. I won that. Then you're all... Words are hard sometimes. You're all crazy.

I don't know what to say. People bite. It is a... Because... Cam used to do this. Yeah, well, Cam does that. That's a part of our live show. Yeah.

But that's a young anger thing. Dude, I couldn't... It's not young. I don't do not young i couldn't i don't do it now oh i don't do now the only time i do it now is to make y'all laugh i never kill kia that's bullshit that's because to make you laugh no you were mad i was extremely mad so what i do i went to the patio and what'd you do i did not do that he goes like like this. He like grab Okay, okay. I'm ripping my own hair out. Yeah, right Yeah, it's like a stuff. That's where it originally I hate you more to stay up and play video games past my bedtime when my parents were asleep and if I died or

someone was super mad and I couldn't go damn it or whatever I just like I Did that I go? That's crazy. crazy that's freak behavior I can't lie that is strange I don't you do Cam Cam

you know you better watch out you know how vulnerable I am on this podcast I'm gonna need you to meet me halfway I do not I do that to be funny

Cam here I'll be honest that's a lie I'll be honest I do it to be funny that one day with the couch that was true

that was genuine that was genuine I'll give y'all that I was so angry but at the same time I'm being honest with y'all now be honest with me how many people were inside my home a lot i'm not about to sit there and lash out and start cussing in front of everybody your family my family friends family like everybody so i just stepped to the patio he was still pissing me off on the phone and i was just like okay but why why does it have to be one

of those two things why does it have to go from cuss out to biting why don't you just like be silent and like walk out i'm working on that i can do that now i can do that now i can do it now you're loving this aren't you yes it's weird dude dude the first time your kid gets mad and he bites his finger you're gonna have to call the ambulance i'm gonna cry laughing dude that's what were we talking oh i pissed in a sleeping bag yeah and so um did you say sleeping bag did i you might have you know i i have a high school education you got a lot yeah a lot of what problems thanks cam but i so yeah i was in the sleeping bag and i've never been restricted like that and it made me nervous and you know i have anxiety cobra grip hate it yeah i hate it so i was in there and the it happened to a dream so i was like went to the potty in the dream and i was it felt good to relieve in the dream and then

i felt warm very warm and wet and the worst part is it's not like it's it's like gonna take a lot longer to seep through the bag due to the material. So it's really in there. And you unzip it and then it's leaking. And so Clayton goes, he smells it, first of all, because I'm not saying I had the best hydration palette as a child. Maybe a lot of Diet Coke. Dude, I used to drink Diet Coke like it was water when I was a kid. I still do.

My grandma was on it. My mom was on it. I said on it like it was a drug. Oh, my God. At your house, I've definitely saw some of your grandma's diet coke oh my god shout out to me mom shout out to me mom yeah but yeah yeah diet coke is a refreshing beverage but clayton goes mom yells it out because i was i was embarrassed red is red is red is a tomato juice and he goes mom payton had an accident mom payton pissed himself what an ass yeah so uh she said okay she great mom she grabbed it up and so i thought she grabbed

you oh no no no don't touch me i'm vulnerable i'm gonna say you need to call her neither if you pissed yourself and this woman's grabbing you get a hold of your mother yeah no no one you're never you're never speaking to clayton again two that woman's gonna have some repercussions yeah do you ever think like you're like old elementary school middle school people that you grew up with have stuff on you of like embarrassing moments and now that we're in a public spotlight they could just make a tiktok about us and be like hey one time in middle school cam shit himself you know what i mean i never did that but i mean the fact that you think about that and it's actually never ran across my mind says a lot so maybe you have a lot of uh skeletons in the closet as eminem likes to say well that's why i i like to take i like to take this platform

as i get it out first so you can't use it against me that's smart that's very good but i mean i never really thought about that no yeah my button in the second grade the first day of school my mom got me these cargo shorts because those were hot back in the day with the Hawaiian necklaces boy I had the same oh my god I had like an Aeropostale shirt or an American Eagle shirt I'd have my camo cargos I'd have uh the Chucks with Nike socks I literally I looked like I just walked off a Taylor Gang music video black and yellow Like I literally was just like a little Hawaiian with little teeth neck Yeah, yeah, that's right boy, but you had you had Troy Palamalu hair flat ironed and a tail So no at that point probably wouldn't been the same crowd

I think it's angry at a buzz card have been the cool token white guy that shouldn't like black and yellow Okay, and you like hey, can I play me? Is can I play me is can I? They would have been like oh hell no, you're like dude come on. No that would have been Huh I'm a freak Yeah, he is what that was paid. He's like I promise I'll have fun Do we can all play together dude? I don't want to Do you fucking cool it dude like if you want i'll let you use the tail like we can just take turns come on let me be a part of your

group there's the tail is this tail boy but i had a lot of kids on the first day of second grade i don't know what the reason was stop moving it's not there we go oh it was okay well on the first day of school i don't know for some reason our teacher gave us a lot of things to take home and i feel like i remember that too right like a folder for your parents like a pack of pencils because that was a what didn't when we were all like younger in elementary i know we bought our own school supplies but didn't when we get to the school like the teacher gave you stuff too yes maybe not i remember what you're saying for whatever reason because I remember going to school the first day and I would come back with like a backpack that was like hard to zip that's how much stuff I had yes okay so that's that's what I was going through but at the time I

didn't have a backpack you know those like it was kind of like a briefcase like a tail sack yeah and it had a little like strap on it and had the strap on it. It was like a big thing. You remember the binders that zipped up and you could clip like a sling? That's what I had. That's what I had in the second grade. You were sick, bro. You jumped straight out of a comic book, bro. Out of a picture. The cool kid.

The cool kids were being nice to you, calling him the cool kid. Okay, so I had that, and it was heavy. I'm still weak, but imagine me back then buzz cut skinny little frail. And my mom didn't like my, want my clothes to be tight. So they're very baggy. So I had one of those belts and it was like the yarn belts that you take. It was like a football pants belt.

So you pray. I had those two though. I can't lie. It was like one football pants belt so you pray i had those two though i can't lie it was like one strip no holes you put it through one loop you snatch it through the other so i had one of those swag sucked back then like the style was gross but it didn't matter i gotta put you on i'll just i won't remember i'm not gonna interrupt you okay and so but the button on my cargo shorts popped and so my zipper slowly started to go down walking out of the building and i it like my classroom's at the back of the

building seven years old so at by the time i got to the door is my pants were below the underwear right above the knees i was like this with all this stuff in my hand everybody just laughed at me oh yeah i was about to say something very funny. Say it. No, we'd have to. Certainly have to. Say it then. No. Okay, will you? This whole little part?

I was going to say. At seven years old. I'm going to keep it in. I'm just going to blur, like audio cut, and it's just like a blur over your mouth. But speaking about disgusting fashion back in the day, so this is a trend, and I will, anybody from where I'm from that grew up with me,

you can debate if you'd like, but I truly believe that I started this because I just kind of one day was like, ooh, I'm going to do this. And then several people jumped on it. So I would color coordinate, right? Okay. But I had two separate groups.

Color coordinated them accordingly. Let me paint a picture. Say I'm doing a get ready with me, right? Right. I'd grab a blue American Eagle shirt. Nice. Put it on. Okay.

White cargo shorts. Okay. Okay. So blue and white, right? Yep. This is the disgusting part. This is really on. Okay. White cargo shorts. Okay. Okay. So blue and white, right? Yep. This is the disgusting part. This is really bad. Okay.

Whatever my shirt was, my socks matched. That's nasty. My socks matched. That's nasty behavior. Whatever my shorts were, my shoes matched. Oh, you're nasty. Very gross. So I would have a blue American Eagle shirt, cargo shorts, blue elite socks.

Oh. They're white cargo shorts, blue elite socks, white Vans. Was that when you were in the choir? I wasn't in the choir. Did it with every colorway. Every single colorway. I'd have red and red, tan and tan, gray and gray, orange and orange. But it got to the point where that was my staple.

And I just was like I identified as that I was just I was the the color guy speaking of your drip I remember I saw a picture of you I think it was for like your prom or something or no you didn't go to prom I skipped senior year but I went junior is that when you were wearing the white shirt button up with the blue bow tie with the with the Jordans on No, no, no, that was that was a basketball banquet. Yeah, can I put that in the disco? Yeah, that's fine I'll put it in there. Okay. Yeah more drift I just had a plane a solid, you know A very sturdy just white dress shirt a real bow tie not a clip-on had to tie it had to watch you didn't

Oh, I did the Jason Jason Tatum. I did He has a tie video. That's like the most popular thing ever. Jason Tatum's tying a tie video. When he was like a little kid. No. It was on YouTube. I can't go on. Never saw it.

I've never even heard of it. So it can't be that bad. People like bring ties to Celtic games because of that. Okay. You're more locked into me. Yeah. Well, sorry. Light skins.

White dress shirt. Tie the tie. Black pants. Columbia's on the feet. Phew. What happened to those? You know what I want? My senior year definitely did not

deserve it but my senior year i won best shoe game whole school you had good shoe game though not senior year like i mean i had decent but like nowhere near like i had people on my own team that would out kick me any day well but also you're a swag yeah it's like yeah you gotta give the token yeah. It's like, you got to give it to him. The token-ness, yeah, that helps a lot. Yeah, remember we used to like always argue when we lived together about shoes, like trading shoes and stuff? Yeah, because he would have like cool shoes that I would like that literally would sit in his closet. We both wear 13s and 14s, and they would sit in his closet, do nothing.

And I'd be like, yo, just let me get those or let me buy them. He's like, no, no, it's trade. And I'm like, I wear mine. But but all right let me find something that you like we'd switch and he's like no i just can't i'm like you suck you really suck but now it's it's getting a lot better so no yeah i put it in the discord a while ago of one of our arguments it was like a five minute argument about uh trading shoes but it was a very it was a very um i mean it wasn't it was like nonchalant argument no we've never had like a real argument yeah have we yeah we have like a real like we were both upset yeah wait i don't remember what at but we've had we've had like one or two no not

but like but it's never crossed a threshold well because we would never do that but i'm saying but I don't even remember even getting to a close where like, I was like, I don't remember that. Were they there? I don't know. Cam says that me and him have had an argument that is like serious. Not like, not like. Oh, yes. In Knoll, Peyton wanted to wear your vapor masses. And he didn't bring like any other shoes besides like one pair of shoes. And you were like, no, because you wanted to wear them. He had already had them on. That sounds about right

Sounds like Peyton But that would never get me to that level Yeah we would never argue about that No I think it's something That has nothing to do with clothes Or something like that I don't know Damn I don't remember that

Regardless I really wonder I don't remember Neither here nor there Sawyer You wanna argue now? Courtesy of the peak. Pick something.

We can argue now. Do you enjoy... Is it something that we know? That we are... That's already known? As far as what? Like, am I going to know what you're about to say? What the hell does that mean?

What the hell does that mean? Is it a known factor? Of what, Cam? Is there a parable that's going to have to be... What does that word mean? Cam, speak to me with the education level I have. Like, okay, is there going to have to be, like, deciphering? Shut up!

I'm going to hit you. Say one more big word to me. I swear to God. No, it's nothing. But I was just like... I was trying to figure out if it was like an institutional thing that we... All right, you're done.

You're not saying anything until I give you this scenario. I'm kidding. That's what I was going for. Is it like a scenario? Yes. Or is it like a known... It's a real life scenario.

That we've already talked about. No, we never talked about it. Okay, go. We never talked about this. Let's fair. Right on the spot. Here we go. We enjoy breakfast foods.

Best meal of the day. Best meal of the day. Best meal of the day. I cannot talk. Best meal of the day, but not the day i cannot talk best meal of the day but not because the whole cliche eat breakfast is most important no all breakfast stands for is breaking your fast whatever meal you eat first that's your breakfast it's literally break fast doesn't have to be pancakes or stuff and often i guarantee y'all are eating a very sugary breakfast so it's not doing anything but setting you up for a bad midday anyway sorry about that got on my rant do you like toast in the morning yeah uh i

mean yes but like i would eat a lot of things before toast but yeah but you're a toast guy you can say i enjoy i enjoy toast you enjoy a good toast toast slap some peanut butter maybe a little honey drizzle on top some vegemite some no no maybe some avocado and they get some scrambled eggs over it yeah that's disgusting no it. No, it's not. It's fantastic. Okay, but people say I'm weird for how I toast my toast. How do you toast it? But I feel how I toast my toast, very normal. I have a normal toast temperature. Okay.

I don't like too much crunch on my toast. You just gotta have crunch. Or else it's not toast. Or else it's just bread. It's warm bread. I can respect that to a level. How dark? I go to where it's a light brown Or else it's just bread. It's warm bread. I can respect that to a level. How dark? I go to where it's a light brown.

The edges are still soft. I take the dial and turn as far right as I can. I want my toast to resemble midnight. It's crunch. It gives a little char of a taste. Whatever you're putting on top makes, it makes, you're not even tasting the toast. You're just getting solid i pray to god that you're joking because i will call the federal bureau of investigation to the studio right now no you're eating you're eating black in the in the morning yeah give me black

bread black bread you don't eat yes i know to use a toaster nobody else does black bread no one should ever do black bread yeah he said you mean black bread? Black bread? Yeah. He said he takes it. Like black bread. You take the toaster and you take the toaster and say to death. You say, I want. If the highest it goes to seven, I'll go about six, six

and a half. Cam. I'm not eating bread at the moment. That's not bread. You're eating lumps of coal. And you're eating soggy warmness. If you were to take those two toasts together, you got a fire now. You could survive off that huh what who who's putting who butters their toast before they

put it in their toaster that's that seems like a biochemical hazard yeah that seems like drippage into the bottom the coils aren't working anymore wait we're not done here. Yeah Toast what is toast? What is toast warm this bread warm bread? Yes, but not not burnt bread Burnt bread is trash. You throw that away. That's that's supposed to be trash. I'll eat trash. That's an accident You're eating an accident. I'm never gonna eat it by myself if it's just toast with butter Yeah, I'll put it about three and a half around there. But if I'm putting something else on it, I want it crunchy You want it black. That's not crunchy. Bread is not giving me the taste, okay?

Bread is giving me the structure. Bread is giving me the crunch. Most foods are going to be soft for breakfast time, right? Why don't we find happy? If I want crunch, I go black bread. Why are you so extreme? Why can't we find a happy medium here? You don't have to go super light as I do, but you don't have to go to death. You don't have to go, I want no flavor.

I want to taste charcoal. I want to taste train tracks when I eat. Listen to me. I like crunch. The crunch. Cam, that's not crunch at that point. It's gristle, but it's fine. Here's what I'm saying. You don't taste it if there's peanut butter on it you don't taste if there's peanut

butter and honey you don't taste if it's just butter first off i don't even use butter on toast forget that oh my god i forget that oh my god i would eat a i would eat a regular plain piece of bread before i put butter on you're on a list no i'll put me on that list. Just think how nasty that is. After you eat your breakfast, your mouth is a coal mine. You're breathing coal mine onto people. After I eat my breakfast, I'm brushing my teeth. Coal mine what? Coal mine sponsored by Listerine.

I know. I know that tastes nasty when you brush your teeth. You got coal and Listerine? I know, I know that tastes nasty when you brush your teeth. You got, you got cold Listerine and flame. Oh my God. Listerine and flame. Yeah. Is foul. You know what else I have? Seasoned salt, slap your mama seasoning, scrambled eggs, sausage, avocado. That's what's on top of the burnt toast. Are you not seeing the issue with what you're saying to me right now? I understand it might be an extreme but that's my extreme might be yeah that is the extreme how how sway kim that's an accident no one does that on purpose anytime if you've left i'm not going to your jeans my pants i'm not going you said black

i'm not going here you said if the toaster goes to a nine you're putting on an eight that's black i said if it goes to seven i'm going to six if you you can still see some hints of brown in there no you can't yeah you can't you got a bad toaster then i'll put that in the discord too i'll mix i'll make some toast tonight i'll slap that in the discord it's disgusting it's not that's disgusting you i feel like i always you're eating you're eating sog like you're eating you're it just, it's not even, so, okay. I'd rather eat sog than submit. Same example. Don't touch me.

Don't put your hand in. You poked me. Do it again. I'm hitting Dragoon. Touch my hand again. Now what? What are you doing? What's going on?

He just got a double hit for no reason. He's deflated. Did you hear him? He literally went, ah. Yo, I actually heard that too. We hit him, he went, ah. So look, so here's the real. Oh, dad.

All right, bring it back. So here's the real thing. If it goes to a seven, I said I'll go to about a, completely realistic. I'd go to about a five and a half to a six out of seven, okay? What are you going to if it goes to a seven, I said I'll go to about a – completely realistic. I'd go to about a five and a half to a six out of seven. Okay? What are you going to if it goes to seven? You're scaring me. But if you say one, we're just as wrong.

No, two. It's to the point where the – look. It's kind of like – it's like a corner piece of a brownie. You got some soft and you got some crunch. There's nothing more relatable to being at a six than a corner piece of a brownie. The corner piece of a brownie is the crunchiest part of a brownie you got some soft and you got nothing more relatable to being at a six than a corner piece of a brownie the corner piece of brownie is the crunchiest part of the brownie no what you're doing is like whenever you bite into a brownie and now you got to go to the dentist because you got a little bit of chippage in your tooth that's what you're doing oh no like bro you

you might as well go chew on a rock outside. You might as well go to your local place. Local place? You might as well go to your local... Oh, fuck. You... You... You... You... You...

You... You... You... You... Give me a second. Oh, my God. Don't start. Do not start it.

Pull yourself together. Here, for real, for real. Stop. Don't look at me now. You're fucking... You're eyeing me. You might as well go to your local... You might as well go to your local...

Stop, Cam. You're doing this. You might as well go to your local playground and just take all this. Grab wood chips and just chew them? No. My tummy hurts. You're eating bread that's warm.

You might as well put your bread in the microwave. How about that? How about that? I would rather do that than. Oh, my. I would rather do that than oh my i would rather do that than just eat eat black so what you're telling me toaster toaster toast it not burn it comes from the greek tostinosophy toast it toast it not burn it if you put your bread in a burner i would understand what you're saying we're putting it in it doesn't exist because bread In a burner I would understand What you're saying We're putting it

And it doesn't exist Because no one eats that way You do If you want warm Regular bread You'd put it in the microwave We're done with that We're done with that

I feel like People are going to agree with me You've been taking more L's On the podcast I've been taking way more dubs If someone were to go back To literal episode one And count up the dubs

I'm clearly in advance I'm prepared to take this L I'm going to preface that As long as you know that It. It's a weird, it's just one of my things. Five and a half out of a seven. It's going to be real crunchy, but you've got to have something on top. If I'm just eating toast to eat toast, I'm not putting butter on it. It's just going to be a piece of toast. It's going to be about a three. But if I'm doing something to prepare toast for a said certain sandwich, said certain meal. I don't like how many S's that were in that sentence. It made me real uncomfortable. There's only two and and then one c it's maybe because all the charcoal you're eating yeah

it was said certain yeah speaking the word chicken oh that was dark i'm sorry remember that fan that came up was like say chicken did you say chicken no uh nice to meet you too what's your name yeah um speaking of food and i really this is an honest question and i want a community vote on this movie theater right you go to a movie theater what what do you get at a movie theater popcorn popcorn big tub of it we we like we enjoy big tubs of popcorn butter that's this is the thing we're going with here butter you put it on you hit you put under the machine you hit the button and you drizzle it and now if you have a real connoisseur behind the counter they'll have they'll have that video oh that guy he was like this oh that video he was like this oh he was doing this fast he would he would rotate then

he'd be like yeah in the fact his face was so plain because he knew that's how he was. He was. What is happening? That is nuts to say. Okay. But I'm saying all this. This is sick. They're going to definitely make that a gif gif in the discord. But.

Oh. You almost pissed me off. What do you say? No, no, no. You. No, no, no, no, no. You say it. Gif. Gif with a T is gifta.

You take away the T. How do you get jif? The word gift. You take away the T. G can say J and J. J can say J. G can say J. But the word is gift.

You remove the T. That's not where that word came from. What do you? It doesn't matter. Then why are you using that as that word came from. What do you... It doesn't matter. Then why are you using that as that's where it came from? The word is poop. Remove the end P. You have...

Do you have po? You act like that's... Do you have pa? You act like that's how the... You have poo. You act like that's how the American language was made. You know the American... That's why...

Give me some words that you can say a hundred different ways and then it says different things. It's not gift. And it's not gift. Melon. Malone. We're done. Talk about some, yeah, you're cosigning nonsense.

It's a teacher. Okay, but I've, but I want to say this, right? Back to the popcorn. Back to the popcorn. So you get, I get an abundant amount of butter inside of my popcorn i like a swindle i like it to be real soggy on the lips yeah i like that little corner mess oh my god it's almost you can use it as like a lip balm if you wanted to you go right here right into like third way of the movie oh my god oh my god it makes you want to slap your mama twice on a tuesday after brunch you smack the back of my knee and call me Roseanne.

So, I'm saying that. Does anybody get the bad tummies after that? Oh my god. Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten times my stomach is screaming. Obliterated after that. By the time we leave the film, my stomach is knotted tighter than this Egyptian halfway cross hole I'm holding right now. It is, it's Rubik's Cube.

And then it gets to the point it's right here in the load region. That's what they're called? I don't know. My stomach, your lymph nodes, your groin, it hurts to the point where it's like lower back, booty hole, and then your lymph nodes. My stomach is a geriatric on monkey bars. Hard to do. Very hard. It is unbelievably hard.

I like that a lot. My stomach is just, it's bricked up. One time, I was in the back seat of my mom's SUV like this after I went to a movie, and I didn't know what... Sorry. like this after i went to a movie and i i didn't know what sorry i didn't know what was going on because this was this was the first time that i was getting these it was the first time i was getting these tummy problems yeah after after a movie didn't know it could have been from the popcorn maybe something happened that was wrong maybe i had a kidney stone that needed to be

passed and so i was in the bag like and i'm a bad sick you know that you know that bad sick cam cam and so i was like mom like i can't dad and then my mom goes try to try to try to fart good mom good mom and she's better out than in but it couldn't it was like there was like a nice like brick wall right there on on the on the passageway so it was just like hitting like that so I was like you're really trying and you you double-barreled you shot her ass with poop oh my god in the SUV yeah oh if you could smell that oh my god there was a sawn-off butthole in the back of the Tahoe oh My nobody's safe. Oh my lord. Oh If you would have smelled that car boy, I've died. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely died my dad

Your dad is a great man cuz he'll do anything anything but he will speak his mind as he does it we're moving the arcade machine up the stairs he was like i'll do this stupid ass he's like this thing's heavy you better play it oh bro i forgot about that dude that was extremely hard especially with the corner in your stairs oh and it we just scraped that whole wall did i help i remember being might have not might have been me your father j willie yeah in preston no well preston might have he could have really hugged he's really gripped into the carpet then on the fourth and the ninth step

at the same time that's absurd bro love Preston Preston's a great crazy movie y'all don't know him so you don't I dare when y'all

laugh at my brother I can kill you we'll both kill you yeah I'm I'm sweaty I dare when you're going to laugh at my brother. I can kill you. We'll both kill you. I'm sweaty. You look good, though. Oh, thank you. But I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only person that's gotten the bad.

Oh, no. It's bad. It's very, the popcorn belly. Yeah. It's so enjoyable in the moment. Second the credits come, you regret it every time and now as i'm getting older my body is shutting down because i don't take care of it all that butter is just straight up coating the organs and you're just like like i went to go see uh avatar with rdc world right shout out to rdc world and they are

in a good position so we went to this really nice movie theater it's the kind where you press the button and then you got servants coming out you can order steak lasagna lasagna at a movie's it was insane I don't like the way the theater smelled I like the theater smell like popcorn I don't want to smell broccoli and mashed potatoes I don't want to smell your Brussels sprouts. Yeah, I don't want to smell broccoli and mashed potatoes. I don't want, like, pork sausage in the back. Like, no. Yeah, and so I ordered a large tub of popcorn, but this place was, like, gourmet. And so I had to really be careful. And I just hate that that's life now.

I have to watch what goes on with my body. It sucks. Well. What? You could probably not watch for another 20 years, and you'd still be completely fine. Me, though? Yeah, your metabolism is Usain Bolt, so. No, I'm not talking about weight.

I'm talking about just health. Yeah, that you need to watch. Yeah, yeah, no, no, health is to the ground. I do have a question for you. To the ground. I do have a question for you, and I don't know. I'll see if you're honest. What is the most down, bad thing you've done like after a breakup?

Like most insecure thing you've done? Nothing. Oh. No, genuinely. Like genuinely. Like not. I'm a firm believer of like forgive and forget. Oh, you're just a saint huh am I not

okay I can't be so you never checked her Venmo payments I'm about to say you're asking I'm about to say you're asking the wrong one she's the so you know if it is like didn't go the way it's supposed to and i'm just like dang like that sucks of course you'll be sad get your internal sadness whatnot but then that was it like literally okay but i didn't even didn't even unfollow the socials oh oh you're just a poster boy for great ex-boyfriend huh forgive and forget you'd ever, like, checked her Apple Music? No. You don't check, you know what I mean? That's, checking Apple Music? That's weird.

That's insanity. Okay, but I'm not weird. Like, I never texted them about it. She better be listening to heartbreak songs. No, no, no. You check it. She's playing straight WAP Freak by Nicki Minaj. Oh, yeah, you're done.

No, no, it's not that. I don't check to see what she's. F-R-R-E-A-K. God, you're done. No, no, it's not that I don't check to see what you want to f Cry so It's not like that what you can do on Apple music, right? You can share playlists and this specific ex-girlfriend I was the mute I put her on every song ever cuz you know, I have a wide music palette Very good. Very good music talent. So I was her music guy. All that in your library, that's my work. Get rid of that.

Yeah, that's my work. And so I was missing her a little bit. And all the stalking social media, checking if she followed, that's rookie moves. Yeah, very novice. Very year one. I go Apple Music. Let me check your Apple Music. That's such a weird, like, step two.

That's such a weird step two. It should be, like, social socials maybe friends socials see a little tagged in that's rookie behavior then it'd be like maybe reaching out then it'd be hopefully see him in person but nine steps later would be apple music that's the thing with me i'm not gonna be like i'm not gonna invade your space with my creepiness i'm gonna let you do that i I'm just going to go stalk your music selection. Yes, but the reason I do that is because you can share playlists with somebody and their emoji is on the corner of the playlist or it says, playlist created by so-and-so.

So I knew all her music came from me. I checked her album music, new playlist in there. Uh-uh. That's not my work. Who is this? Who is that? Who's giving you the playlist? And it said, playlist created by so-uh that's not my work who is this who is that who's giving you the playlist and it said playlist created by so-and-so now i was like now i'm concerned because who is

that human being when did they enter you didn't tell me anything about that never met this person why haven't i seen it and you why don't i know who this and that is such an intimate behavior to start sharing music and the contents of the music it was like oh very it was like charlie wilson and stuff and i was like oh yeah that's that's tough and i was like maybe she's making a short film and he's background music bless you we should be good. Okay. And so the Apple Music is one thing. Fine. You can say I'm a creep for the Apple Music.

Whatever. But the Venmo payments is normal. Venmo payments is disgusting. That's normal behavior. Venmo payments, you need to be under investigation. Okay. I'm not going to lie. But she doesn't even like Dunkin' Donuts. So whenever she paid old dude $12 for Dunkin' Donuts, you never liked that.

That's not your order. She's not yours anymore you can't like when did you start liking Dunkin Donuts you need help therapist I mean it's she's not yours anymore and then and it makes it even worse let her eat the sizzling snapping bacon don't don't bring up chilies you know I have chili sizzler snapping but oh that's from Dunkin oh I'm so sorry. I'm going through a lot right now thinking about this. His mind is just flooded. Okay, but Andy made it worse with the Venmo payments.

Like checking the Venmo payments and seeing that she Venmo'd somebody else for something like a date. They went to like a nice steakhouse and then they went to like a nice steakhouse. You could see her Venmoing the guy for whatever. That hurts, first of all. That also hurts because then he's not treating her as queenish as you did. She deserves better than that. She paid for her own meal. I never made her do that.

Not okay. That's sick. That's sick. And he did that. You still needed help. But what makes it worse is whenever they start using code word emojis for the payment. So I can't even detect what that is for. There's like baby emojis, bottle emojis, and it was like a $60 like Venmo

thing. Why'd everybody just make a face at me? Baby. It was like a little baby bottle emoji, like a little baby emoji. And then one of these, and it was like a $60. Come on. Come on. Whisper it to me. Just hold. B? I don't want to do the podcast anymore. I don't want to. We should go home now. We should go home. Just bring it in.

It's your. I don't want to think about it anymore. It's okay. Thank you. You got to be a little better at reading. Imagine a little mystic ball. I just don't know how to be like okay see again i want to take your side but i mean it's it's hard to i'm like a baby a bottle eyes i don't want to talk about it but i don't want to talk but that's i care too much about everything okay but look look i do too

me me taking said high road is not a it from not caring. I was super hurt. But it's just the, it's like the, what's the word? I don't want to go through therapy. But it's just the nonchalantness. It's like the, like you have like just nonchalant. Like if they, you know, forgive me. What is a, what is, what is a chalant? If you're nonchalant, what is a chalant?

Chalant is like... That's why I always... Yeah, exactly. I always hear people saying nonchalant this, chalant that. Never met a chalant in my life. What the hell is a chalant? Never practiced chalantism once in my life.

I've never met someone majored in chalantology. What the hell is a chalant? Exactly. What is a chalant? Hey. What's a chalont? Hey. What's a chalont? Um, well, nonchalant.

No, we got that part. No, we got that part. No, no, no. We got the nonchalant part. We got that cover. We got that part. We got that cover. Chalont means you cared. But, okay, everybody uses, like, nonchalant as, like, an adjective.

Oh, my God. When has, no one's ever been like, dude, that guy's so damn chalont. Who's ever said that? Insert, bro. He's chal he's chalant yeah he's chalant as hell it's insert that music that like just mind blown like what the hell is a chalant yeah i don't like when girls are like how do you spell chalant i'm not gonna lie is it c-h-a-l-a-n-t chalant you know i can't spell past the second grade level what the hell is a Chalant? That's what I'm saying. People are like, oh, you're so non-Chalant. Well, show me a Chalant.

Yeah, who's Chalant? Who is Chalant? Where is he? Where do you find one of those guys? What village did Chalant create? Where do you practice Chalantim? Yeah, how can I become a Chalantist? Where's the Temple of Chalant? Yeah, literally.

I mean, I took psychology. I didn't take Chalantology. You didn't have Miss Kemper for Chalantology 101? No, I didn't major in Chalantism. How do you practice? How does one become Chalant? What is Chalant? No one knows.

It's not a real thing. So anytime someone uses, you're so non-chalant. I'm really stumped. Yeah, anytime somebody uses, you're so non-chalant against, you just ask them what a Chalant is, you win the argument. You're welcome. Because there's no such thing. Yes.

Pull out the Google Among. The what? The Google Among. Chalant. Yes. But you have to know how to spell it. Chalant's a musical artist. That's the first thing that came up.

Chalant. I am nonchalant. I'm not him. Says chalant. Denoting a person or behavior that is serious or formal concerned with the matter at hand not casual now can you say that in derives off of nonchalant have you ever like in your real life ever heard somebody say that person's so chalant never in never ever if you it says it has no direct positive form it's just the opposite

of nonchalant so it's not a real word it says it has no direct positive form. It's just the opposite of nonchalant So it's not a real word. It says it's defined meaning is calm and casual. I feel like it's something really that's nonchalant Exactly, it literally says it's not a lot isn't a word Oh My god, it's a lot definition. It's two words. You ready? Yeah, not nonchalant. It's made up someone Hey, uh get Webster's on the phone. We're gonna try to we're gonna try to get a deal going Yeah, get what they call them right now What the hell is a shalott?

So no one can use nonchalant as like a dig at you because there's no such thing as a shalott Could you I wonder if we could use it as a verb? I know it's an adjective I have a hard time knowing what those are. All right, bro. What else of you is at a second grade level? Your rib structure is second grade level. Your spelling is second grade level. You want to know what I want to start doing to people?

Your fear is definitely second grade level. No, I have genuine fears. Water, snakes, ostriches sleep waking up but i want to start doing this to people when i see you i feel like that's so damn hey man let's keep it you know what i mean that's we just we just debunked an age-old myth people just say this is how they used to know yeah just giggles and hearts we're dropping and burps we're dropping straight gems let go of my never let me go let go of my nevertheless not the titanic i'm not on an iceberg i'm not on a little

floating piece i'm not about to drop to the bottom if i was on a floating piece as titanic would you put me on the wood yeah but yeah that's it'd be absurd it'd be too late that does sound crazy but it'd be too late your body would already receive the cold water hypothermia within eight minutes once i touched the world i'm about five or six i wouldn't bpm dropped to about 22 couldn't get the right blood amount that's the thing y'all say i want to go on a cruise but if something were to happen to me where i even touch water maybe i have a light vest on whatever i panic whenever i'm in in any type of body we need to go on a cruise cruise is fantastic yeah ashley no cpr not sure i hope that'd be in the middle of the ocean.

Yeah, thanks Ashlyn. Yeah, just like an infant. You're just like, he's really hitting his head into the water. He's like, oh my. Oh! All right, so we got Mama Liv back on the You Should Know podcast, round of applause for Mama Liv.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, we do not know what's about to happen she has a journal and i don't know if she's you're like our diagnostician now i don't know if you've been like taking like notes behavioral stuff stats i don't know what we're doing but she has this like glow and it's kind of creeping me out i don't know i don't know what's going on yeah very nervous so what do you have for us live i'm a first grade teacher and I want to know if you guys are smarter than a first grader. Oh, hell. I'm good. I might have a problem with this.

I'm locked in. I'm big quiz whiz over here. These questions I'm about to ask you, I kid you not, my first graders, I ask them, if not every day, more than once a day. Okay, go ask them what a podcast is. Okay, I will. Are you smarter than a podcaster?

That probably would be hard for me Chunk the word up and figure out what it is pot and cast So I'm gonna start easy with you guys, okay I got some questions here. And I guess you guys can just answer them, whoever answers it first, or however you guys can figure that part out. All right. Are we ready?

Ready. Whiz, whiz. And then we'll get harder as it goes. Okay. Got it. So what sound does the letter F say? Sound. F.

F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F.

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Big quiz whiz over here. But if you're saying... Okay, sorry. Okay. Here we go. That's another letter sound. Okay, this one will be a little bit harder. Okay.

Oh, God. What sound does the letter X say? Oh, God. Z. What? What? What sound does the letter X say? Oh, God. Z. What? What sound does the letter X say? Z is his answer.

We're doing sounds. X. You just said another letter, and you didn't even make the sound of it. Come on. X is X. X would be. I'm under attack. There we go. X.

Whenever you ever had to use the letter X in your life? It's like X. Right? No, it is Z. Because how do you say xylophone? Xylophone. Oh! Okay, but in that word, the X is silent.

Exactly. To hell with English. Yeah, but think fox. Say fox. Fox. Fox. Spelled F-O-X. And if you say fox, the last sound is...

Dude, I'm two for two. Big quiz whiz. Straight up. I feel like mine was an acceptable answer too. I see that. Yeah, we'll give you a little... If you looked at the word xylophone... Yeah, but if you take a test and you circle the wrong one and it's wrong, then you don't

get a point. That is true. So Cameron is winning at this point. Let's go. I'm a comeback kid. Okay. Are we ready? Big quiz.

No. This gets a little trickier. Y'all are going to have to think. Okay. That's my problem. Can you tell me the long and short sounds of the letter O? So they're still sounds, but they have a long sound and a short sound. Okay.

I'm not going to tell you what long and short means. O and O. O and ah. and ah ah oh and that's a h you okay so the word the word the word two so oh so oh is one or oh, oh, oh. What? Okay, I'm giving you another K. Wait, am I wrong for being confused? Yeah, this one's pissing me off. Okay, so do you want me to explain it to you guys? Yes.

Wait, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Long and short. Long and short. I'll give you, you guys have gotten one of them. Book, book. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, look. That's when double O is together yeah so you're

saying a word what the hell where's this rule book exactly it's called phonics my friend i teach it every day okay okay listen short oh good there we go there we go yeah and what's its long sound you got it it's its name payton you said it earlier oh there we go so oh exactly get out of town okay and here's the trick so think about it okay think of the word think of the word robe say robe and it says it's what longer shirt sound long but that's because it's name because when we when the oh wants to say its name it's gonna it's gonna like yell its name go to question four oh that's because it's name because when we when the oh wants to say its name It's gonna it's one of like yell its name go to question for oh But you asked about the oh, but I'm you didn't inquire information about the e Vows and she said silent e I need a Benadryl

Cheat sheet or something. Vowels have long and short sounds. Whatever, dude. They say their names and they can also say other names. Whatever. I don't even know who got a point. We'll give it to Payton. Okay, so this one I'll probably repeat a couple times because you're probably going to confuse me.

I won't need you to. So focus. Are we ready? Let's lock in. I'm locked in. I'm starting to sweat. I'm sweating too. Okay, so say pine.

Pine. Pine. Okay. Okay, I'm going to try it one more time one time say pine did we do it wrong or well Why are you why you trying to get high pine pine now change? to pile We went to second grade it's first first That was good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I had to really like you know. Okay. I did it

Oh, hey, oh pain kind of already answered this one so let's see if y'all can figure it out when there's an e at the end of the word is the vowel sound long or short vowels like a person vowel thing what what did you just say repeat that all that is the same no repeat to me what you just said a vowel is a what a person place or a thing that is a what? A person, place, or a thing? That is a noun. What's a verb then? A verb is something you do.

Okay. Whoever. Have you ever just walked down the street and someone's like, give me a verb? You know what I mean? A vowel. We're talking about vowels. Sorry. That's all the odd numbers.

I'm going to repeat the question. Are y'all ready? Oh, that's a long odd numbers. I'm gonna repeat the, are y'all ready? Oh, that's a long form. A long form? Oh my God. He just said that a vowel is an out. Okay, but don't make me feel bad for my thoughts. Okay, sorry, say your question and I'll answer it.

Cameron's still mind blown. You answered this one right earlier. Okay, it was just your wording, it was new words. It's already, blown. You answered this one right earlier. Okay. Okay. It was just your wording. It was new words. It's already, if there's an E at the end of the word, if there's an E at the end of the word, is the vowel.

Long or short. Long or short. Not the noun, the vowel, and it would be long. Good job. Yeah. And we call that magic E

because the magic. Oh God, now there's sages and wizards. If you spell the word robe, R-O-B-E, if I put that on a board right now, and I have the E on the end, and I point to the O. Oh, what the fuck is happening?

There's axes and horizons. You spell it right, you get plus five dexterity. What's going on in first grade? Magic E, he bops the O in the head. Who's he? Who is that guy? Where do I find the wizard? Is that Shallan?

That's who. That's who. That's who it is. We found Shallan. Shallan said, I'm going to make this weak-ass language, and I'm not going to tell anybody who I am or what I do. The English language is messed up. Think of a first grader.

Think about that. They're six and seven. All I would think about is Doritos and Playground. They do. You guys are adults. So think they're sitting there like, what? Asking the same questions. Who's a wizard?

Why is there a wizard? Like, yeah. They've upgraded the curriculum. Yeah. They have. Okay. My teacher. Oh, my teacher.

Just like, it sounds like this. I was like, okay. Okay. I'm not going to go that top. Okay. Here we go. This one's pretty easy. Okay. Let's go. I'm sure that topic. Okay. Here we go. This one's pretty easy. Okay. Let's go.

I'm sure it is. Are we ready? Is our wizard? Is Gandalf in front of this question now? Maybe. Maybe. Can you stop talking because you're about to fail? Our teacher's locked in now.

I'm about to what? Fail? Or am I going to fail? Fail. You're going to take a pal? Fail. You're going to take a pal. Are we serious right now?

I'm going to lay on my pillow. We need to call up somebody. Make a deal. Deal. I'm going to leave the podcast. Are we serious right now? I'm going to lay on my pillow. We need to call up somebody, make a deal. Deal. I'm going to leave the podcast. No, you're not. Go. Can you name the consonants?

That's like Europe and stuff. I'm done talking then. I'm done talking then. What? Don't ask me a question if you don't want the answer. The consonants, not continents, you idiot. Well, that's not my problem that I didn't hear it right then. But like, we're talking about straight sounds.

What is the word? Phonics? Yes, phonics. And you say Europe. At least that's right, right, though. That's wonderful. For the, to the 19th. What?

Don't talk to me anymore. Don't yell at me. Continents. Yes. Don't yell at me. Continence. Yes. Don't yell at me. Consonance. No. I'm going to panic if you start yelling.

You already are. If you're not panicking and you just answered Europe for the consonance. And first off, that's a horrible question because I'd have to answer 21 letters. That's fine. My first graders can do it. A, E, I, O, U are the vowels. Sometimes Y. So everything else is a consonant. There we go! Don't give him a

there we go point. He just said a consonant was Europe. Well he knows the phonics. He said that Y can sometimes be a vowel. Like the word fly it can say what? I. I wouldn't have got that one right. So Y can say I-E-A. Y'all are straight up sympathy passing this kid right now. I'm not. I'm just saying that's correct. What do you say? He thought Europe was in the alphabet. That's not too far, though.

Yeah, it is. You saw where my brain was going, though. Consonants. So can you name the consonants now if you know what they are? Absolutely not. Yeah. A-E-I-O-U is as far as I'll go. And then sometimes wrong. I'm not naming the consonants now if you know what they are? Absolutely not A-E-I-O-U is as far as I'll go I'm not naming the consonants

B-C-D-F-G-H-J-K-L-M-N-P-Q-R-S-T-U Not you, use a vowel V-W-Z. WXZ. But what makes those letters different? They're consonants. They're not the vowels. Okay, I get that. But why did they make that?

I don't know. Because those. What is it? What differentiates a vowel? You need to have a consonant and a vowel anytime you spell a word. So think of the word U right there. There's a. Right here.

You should know. So Y is a consonant. Okay. O is a vowel. And so is U. In that word, there's two vowels. Okay. But every word you see. I'm trying to find a consonant okay o is a vowel and so is you in that word there's two vowels okay but every word you see i'm trying to find a word think of a word you're not you're not going to find a word that doesn't have a vowel in a consonant that's it's not going to be a word i genuinely don't understand b y yeah but y is the sometime one it is but

they did that because they found the loophole they They said, we need to make Y sometimes. So we just have this rule. It is. That's a rule. It's called the Y. And there's also bossy R, but we're not going to get into bossy R. Is that an artist? Bossy R?

He was cooking in the lab with Mozart. Yeah, bossy R. So think of the word. Is this devil's word Prada? Why do you have a boss? What are we? Bossy R. So think of the word far. Say far.

Far. And how would you spell it? F-A-R. So the R makes the A say its name. The A and the R together say R. So the bossy R makes the A say R. What are y'all doing to these kids? There you go.

This is witchcraft. It's not witchcraft. It's called phonics and the kids learn it every single day. It's called witchcraft. You need to wear it, get some skeletons, get you a cauldron and just sit there and cook up potions. I'm not going gonna get my soapbox but just just think about this like all the teachers out there that are teaching these kids these type of things it's not easy like you guys can't do it i'm a little better than cam yeah

so shout out to all my teacher friends my teacher friends keep going all right god there's more no oh we have two more three more what is it scared. What is it called when two... Two more, three more, four more. Listen. What is it called when two letters come together to make one sound? A word. That's not a bad answer. That's not. That's not a bad answer. Two letters. Two letters come together to make a sound.

Come together to make one sound. You just said it. What? Abasi. Abasi. That's no. Conjoining something. No.

A Moscow Mule. It's called a blend. So think of the letters B and L, okay? A blend is if you're going from an open blade to a closed on your drop fade. We're thinking. That's a blend. We're thinking phonics. I'm so.

We're damn sure not thinking Europe. That's what we're not thinking. Think blend. Next question. That wasn't a bad answer. No, but you... Okay, every time you get it wrong, I gotta explain it. I understand it's a blend because you put them together.

I understand, too, but it's like... Thank you. I understand that, too, but it's like... Say the sound of the letter B. Buh. And say the sound of the letter L. Luh. Luh.

Luh. Put them together. Luh. That's L-A. Put them together. Put B and L together. Bull. Bull.

That is a blend. But they can also stand alone. B and L can also make a sound by themselves. But when they're together, they make one sound. Those are called blends. When any letter is together with another one, it makes a sound. Does it not? No.

A and R. R. Okay, that's bossy R though. That's not always going to happen. O and U. Here's bossy R. They say it together. U. No, they don't. Say that word right there. Huh? Yuh. U. U. There's three letters. You say two sounds. If you sounded that out right now. By definition, U. Okay. Yep. Yuh. Ooh. There's no, let me quiz you, teacher.

Okay. What's the sound of O? Ah. Ah, okay. What's the sound of U? U, and those things are called heart words. So stick to your script. Those things are called. Stick to your script.

Those are called heart words. You have to know the O and the U by heart. Stick to your magician rules and use that same. And that is exactly. Stick to the script, you cauldron stirrer and say that what is oh what is oh and they the kids what is oh it says he's so close to me and you say so close i was getting the word you is that we call them heart words we have to know them by heart we need to know that oh and you dude this is that's a cult yeah it is not a cult. Okay, go. Okay, I'm moving on.

Okay, we have house systems at our school and they're pretty cool. They are cool. I'm in the Wajiboo house. Wizard! It all makes sense. I'm in the Wajiboo house. You do? Oh my, this is...

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Altruismo! All the kids. Oh, that was sweat. That was a lot of sweat. Yep. Cut that out go two more okay what other sound I'm gonna I'm Olivia I e we like said yes I need next question one we gotta get out of here while we're still alive okay what sounds can why make

yeah and yo I'm sorry that was dumb I should have said that. Thank you. I should have said that. What other sounds? It can't say yeah, but Cameron already answered it. Oh, what'd you say? I-N-E. The word bi. That's the E at the end, though. Yeah. No, but it's spelled with Y. Two-letter bi.

This is written bi. B-I. And it's a Y. Yeah, it's straight up with you. Yeah, me too. Okay, this one will be pretty easy to end on. Are you ready? Okay.

You guys are doing really good. Okay. Yeah. Say lap. Lap. Now change. Ah. point yeah me too okay this one will be pretty easy to end on are you ready okay you guys are doing really good okay yeah say lap lap now change a to it lip lap lap lip lap lip good job wait what changing the a to it lap you're removing the A. And putting an E. Lep. No, you're putting an I. Yes, I. I. I says I. You thought E meant I?

Oh, that's not too far off. E says eh. That's not too far off. Eh, eh, elephant. He said lep. That's not too far off. Lep. Like leopard.

Eh, eh, elephant. So you say leopard? Do that with O. Lep. Do it with O. He just did it. Ah, ah, octopus. Good. Okay. Y, ah, octopus. Good.

Okay. Y'all should know. We already went over this. The U is a sight word and you have to know by heart. Dude, I don't even. This phonics. Who the hell is that? That sounds like a bad 80s band.

No, because that is not phonologically. Correct. That's a bigologically. Phonologically. Correct. That's a big word. Phonologically. You're still saying it wrong. Phonologically. Correct. Phonologically.

Well, yeah, so you guys are technically not smarter than a first grader. I passed. I definitely got seven out of ten. We're on the same team. We were, but I pulled my weight. Would you guys like to say anything to your fellow teacher friends that do this every day? Pay the teachers more.

Go buy a new wand because this wizardry is different. We got bossy R's, magical A's, sunshine, rainbows, heart words, cauldrons. You put a sorting hat on the kid his first day in school you are a Tioga they're called houses we compete against each other

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