You Should Know Podcast - COACH WONT LET ME EAT! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

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Starting point is 00:01:26 The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. Season 2, episode 24. Round of applause. That was a great round of applause. Way better than last week um let's address some things here i don't have shoes on i know i don't need a single person in the comment saying peyton why don't you have shoes on as i was walking into this studio i dropped a damn near liter of water onto my boots.
Starting point is 00:02:05 It was like I was stepping in a swamp. Do you know how upsetting that is to have unnecessary water below the ankle? So maybe I'm a little upset right now that I have wet feet. Look at that. I have wet feet right now. It's all right. We're not going to talk about it. And you look at this shirt, holes in the pits.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Holes in the pits of the shirt. Not ideal situation. But happy Labor Day weekend to everybody watching, listening to this podcast right now. Hey, enjoy your week. Enjoy it. How long is Labor Day weekend? How long do you get off? Just a day?
Starting point is 00:02:40 Okay. Well, have a good day. Go out. Get a boat. If you can't swim like Uncle P, go ahead and get a life vest, life jacket so we can keep you here. Guys, last week's episode was so good. It was probably my favorite of all time. A lot of you liked it.
Starting point is 00:02:58 It was embarrassing for me, but I enjoyed it. Also, guys, we're getting closer and closer to 10,000 followers on Instagram and if you want to be a part of the podcast via Instagram you have to be following me on Instagram at PSHA. We're going to take a question from Instagram today and you only get that luxury if you're following on Instagram. But if you're watching this podcast right now and you look below you and see that subscribe button isn't pressed say it with me you're wrong if you look even more below that and you see that your comment section isn't fulfilled with your name you're even more wrong go ahead and leave a comment I'd love to hear from you your feedback all that guys this is a great episode I want y'all to sit back chill go ahead
Starting point is 00:03:41 and grab a liquid refreshment it's labor day weekend co-host cam is back in the studio i'm very nervous because last week he was on a tirade of making fun of me but um hopefully doesn't say anything about my socks all right i will see you guys in a little bit you should know podcast all right guys we got co-host Cam back in the studio. Can we just do it right this time? Yeah. Just one. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:16 All right. So he already filled me in. I would have obliterated him if I showed up and this man was barefoot for no reason so we're just we're just gonna we're just gonna skip it because he already addressed y'all he already I've seen the soaking wet shoes he's already filled me in so just it's not even there out of sight out of mind we got to make do with what we got to work with what we got to make do what we got to make a good day so oh dr seuss anyway you ever walk and it's like oh that's what's happening to me right now it's so uncomfortable it's pissing me off honestly this is the one of the few times
Starting point is 00:04:54 i say you made a right decision by taking crazy by nope by uh by taking the shoes off thank you because if i would have saw soaking wet shoes yeah yeah it would have been it would have been a day last week's episode bro oh my god it y'all like you don't even understand just every it was like a it was like a train wreck but each train car had like dynamite in it and like fire it was that was wild i think it's because the ambience in this i added a baskin robbins banner back here it was like it's like a the ambiance in the studio. I added a Baskin Robbins banner back here. It's like a fever dream. It was a full-blown fever dream. Like, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:05:30 We're in the nether portal. It was different. Bella came on and just absolutely just told us about swallowing blades and tomahawks to tide people, humans on trees. Like, oh, it was what an episode. But this week, Labor Day. Did you tell them about that in the intro? Labor Day?
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yeah. Okay. So, obviously, enjoy your weekend. Enjoy Monday off for most people. But if you do go out in the water or whatever, be safe. Y'all know that. You know, we want you to have a great time, but we want you to stay safe. We need y'all here every week.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Stay safe. Wear a life jacket. Have someone that can actually drive the boat. Don't just be like, let me drive the boat. Let me drive the boat. No. You're not a boat driver. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:06:14 But have fun. Stay safe. Call an Uber. Just because it's down the road doesn't mean you can make it. Be safe. We want you here. We love you guys. We're a responsible podcast.
Starting point is 00:06:25 That's why we're here with the... Don't ever put your index into my wrist like that. I did not like that. I got in between ligaments right there. It was like a perfect fit for my finger. That was weird. All right. So tonight, we're stepping out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:06:40 See, we don't go out much because you're married and old and have a real job. And I'm young and alone. And I have no other friends other than you much because you're married and old and have a real job and i'm young and alone and i have no other friends other than you so we're uh the same age so the old and young don't quite understand that part you're older than me uh barely but no my whole year what year did you graduate high school what year did you graduate high school what year did you graduate 2017 2016 one year isn't it yep not 10 who wins i do okay chalk that up you see that board back there says payton's wins cam's wins add one to payton says 34 mine says was it 517 okay just hey a win we take that you know what i mean but i wanted to bring this up because i was thinking since we
Starting point is 00:07:20 never go out um i was thinking back to our old times when we used to go out when we were in college we'd hit the clubs you know what i mean and i was we'd hit the club like it was it was nuts and i was thinking well okay well when we did it wasn't like a saturday obligation like habitual we went a lot we went a lot but it wasn't like there was the saturdays like this saturday is for the boys we're gonna stay in the dorms. We just go to the girls' pod. Okay, it's for the boys and the girls, but we're just going to play pool, shoot some billiards, you know. Listen to Samuel Smith on a sound bar way too loud. Listen to Samuel.
Starting point is 00:07:56 You would have thought we were just teared up, like crying. But no, it was good times. But I was thinking the club experience now from then is totally different like when we used to go to clubs in college we would leave the club drenching oh yeah in sweat yeah you're not gonna see that now like it's okay i thought you meant the clubs have changed and i was like yeah sort of no they have two no but our take on clubbing and going insane like nasty behavior 180 we used to literally have circles and we would one by one go in there just like like doing everything all like just oh we have pictures of us in the club and we're all just like oh yeah like like we just
Starting point is 00:08:41 work i have to take pictures like it's tough like this was the go-to so you were tucked in and not just like just complete different shade the pictures of me in the club when someone grabbed my hip he went whatever for whatever reason okay so again we tell you all this all the time and for whatever reason none of you believe it until you see us we're large individuals yeah so every time in person it's like oh y'all really are it's like i don't we're not lying so we're we're six seven anyway due to that reason a lot of times you know we'd go out with our our fellow female basketball friends and just female friends from the clubs and stuff like that and live was there and everything you know they're uh they're
Starting point is 00:09:20 taller too for being collegiate athletes but still you know You know, we'd have our hand at their waist or above their shoulder, you know, but they'd have to be kind of in this region. Right there, and that's a vulnerable region for me. So, for whatever reason, when they would, like, hug Peyton for the picture to just, you know, capture the memory, he would oftentimes end up looking like. So, they would, like, it would, like, in cap cap his clothing and it'd be like i'd be snatched he would normally be like this and then when they would do it for whatever reason make him look like he was like and like it was the weirdest like probably month that i was like you gotta
Starting point is 00:10:02 stop i was like you gotta tell them like hey let go of my shirt or something because these these pictures just aren't it because i knew cam was my dog because like after it happened after a while that was a crazy laugh too the first because the first time i brought it up he's like what are you talking about i was like go check her story and he was just popping my yeah i was a hot girl for my college life and i remember like i was like the chaos my dude because when he would be taking pictures of me and, like, a female friend, he would be like, hey, let go of this hill. No, but let alone the vibe and the night we go for now as back then has changed. It's like even the scene, like going to a club as young individual or with a group of friends like you're going to the young and individual or group of friends scenery like the clubs that are going to play your straight up
Starting point is 00:10:50 like hip-hop rap dancing music whatever like that's the vibe but now expanding territories going into new uh places it's like you're definitely gonna get those and you're just like i'm just like ah it's like my mind is catching it but it's like am i gonna have a seizure tonight at the same time the light it's and it's completely different the club vibe is like you're saying is so different because i don't know if it was just our group and we're some dancing weird people like we would dance now when we go to club it's just standing and looking at each other it's okay because i feel back then it was more of like let's have a ton of fun i mean it's still fun now but okay especially for me for you it's different because like me i have live and me and live we're talking about it's crazy we
Starting point is 00:11:39 were talking about this the other probably a couple weeks ago uh someone invited us to go out and we're like yeah it'd be fun but it was just like so it was more of a dancing type scene and it was like what are we gonna do like we go it's like are we literally gonna go out and just dance dance with each other just stay in and watch Grey's Anatomy yeah option two but yeah it's like when you're single and young and you have a group of friends like you have no problem making that circle turning the whole place up everyone's yelling stuff you're sweating and then you have to take a break and then you go back sweating but now it's just like people go for like social interaction not for like having fun and dancing and attention and stuff it's like oh you try to go talk to that
Starting point is 00:12:19 person yeah it's just like standing there and looking and like he's gonna go try to talk to him like it's it's more of like a to meet people now back then it was just like go for fun i don't know if it's like this might sound like not egotistical but like in the position that we're kind of like in now where we're recognizable oh it's kind of like we're always like look like how do i say so that sound like a dick like we're being looked at often or like so like there's always that that wall that's there to be like okay i don't want to like dance who are like because you might be like i already put out a tiktok of somebody recording me in a club like sitting there looking awkward so that's kind of like that which i don't mind like i love it but it's just like that
Starting point is 00:12:58 that another wall is there kind of yeah but i don't know yeah we i like i'm more of a bar type of person now i like i like the bars as you continue to grow mature that's that's the way to go you go you get your drink but you just hang out you just talk um yeah so that's it's that about bars i mean it's it's good though it's a good change it's fun i'd rather go and play pool now and just relax then yeah hands on your head while you're working it's like no i used to love that yeah um i threw up on my dentist as a fellow braces wearer orthodontist goer dentist extravagant i actually love the dentist but yeah never done that i've never thrown up on a human, let alone, okay, maybe when I was a baby,
Starting point is 00:13:48 but let alone another professional that I've paid to work in my mouth. Can I explain this? Because I don't want judgment. I'd be like, I know the comments are going crazy. People back here are looking at me strange. I was in high school, and I needed braces because my teeth were looking like that like i had bad i had a bad grill you know what i mean and so whenever i was going to the orthodontist they have to make a mold of your teeth and they have like this they have this
Starting point is 00:14:15 clay stuff right well okay that's different i've heard people throwing up then too but but i threw up on her like on the not on yourself not on her on her right thigh she was so pretty oh my god and so what happened was she was like okay this is gonna taste nasty but we got to get a mold to your teeth so whenever I put this in just bite down for like however long 30 seconds a minute however long they tell you I don't remember so they put it they put the clay into my mouth and i have terrible anxiety when it comes to the dentist and doctors i hate it so i'm already panicking i forget how to breathe i i don't i blink too much like exactly like i my my motor functions don't work when i'm at the dentist so when she was putting this clay into my mouth,
Starting point is 00:15:05 yeah, it was, Oh, it just looked foul. I was panicking. It's like purple. And I forget how to breathe. I don't know how to breathe through my nose, my mouth. When I'm anxious, I'm a mouth breather. So I have to breathe through my mouth. So when you're closing my mouth portal up, I panic. So whenever she put it into my mouth, whenever she put the clay into my mouth I swallowed immediately I didn't oh I panicked I was like oh and so whenever I swallowed I like I was uncomfortable I jolted immediately and I was like help I couldn't breathe I didn't know I don't know you're sitting there oh like oh my god you'd have thought you'd be like interrogated or like tortured so i grabbed the sides of the chair and i could not breathe i don't know if you've ever tasted that clay stuff
Starting point is 00:15:52 not edible and yeah i was gonna say it's in my mouth i can taste it but i definitely didn't swallow it it that should not go down your esophagus to your belly because it will come back up and it did so as soon as i did that i don't know i turned every direction and it wasn't like a big throw up it was more like a shot of spittle that was a little green had some had some chunks in it and i go it just shoots right onto her thigh and she goes oh god you projectile vomited on me i've never wasn't even because most people when i hear that it's like they're sitting there lean back and it's like no no i was sitting up because they put the little bib on you you set up she didn't put me back to do it i was sitting straight up that's her fault
Starting point is 00:16:33 so she did that and i swallowed it immediately i panicked and i've never thrown up like this and it was like a shot like a dart and it was like and it just like bow hits her thigh splatter she goes oh god oh god that you turn into like a lizard like like that was your venom and i go i'm gonna show she's like and she doesn't try to make me feel better at all she goes oh no oh god and she stands up and walks out i didn't see her. I got a new orthodontist. She was disgusted by me because I panicked and threw up on her. Oh, and only the Lord knows how much you were sweating in that moment. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:17:16 You were sitting there damp. There had to have been. So, did any get on you? No, all her. That's slightly impressive. That's like a, I'll give you no all her that's slightly impressive that's like a i'll give you that one that's uh that's disgusting like per usual but that's that's wild yeah that's i'm sorry to you yeah whoever you are miss miss pretty orthodontist dude and i had the biggest crush on
Starting point is 00:17:41 we're hitting it off she was, I'm sure it went good. Come back. No, like, that's disgusting. I was trying to say I'm so sorry through the theater. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. You swallowed. I'm surprised it didn't, like, close up your airway. You're just like, I'm, like, dying.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Bro, I always, like, forget how to breathe at the dentist. Like, whenever they put the water into my mouth and the suction thing, I always like forget how to breathe at the dentist. Like whenever they put the water into my mouth and the suction thing, I always almost swallow the tubes. Oh, no. The water gets to the back of my mouth and I'm just like, get it out. Get it out. But whenever they put the suction thing in your mouth, are you supposed to clamp it on it? You're supposed to close your lips and then it goes, takes everything. But then it gets super dry.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I don't know. Anyway. I hate the dentist. I love the dentist. You're a freak for doing that. I love the dentist. the dentist who's like oh i can't wait to get operated on orally who does that me i literally go get under the bright lights i'm just like and they're like oh you have nice teeth i'm like thank you oh that's why i love it yeah they say you got 19 cavities to me they go wow you can still eat they're like i've been chewing on bricks what are you been what have you been doing and i'm
Starting point is 00:18:50 just over there like oh god gotta love the dentist that's hilarious oh that's disgusting let's do a i talked about it earlier i got a would you rather in the instagram dms you have to be following me on instagram at psh8 and i'm pretty sure we've had him on the podcast before that's a great knuckle pop everyone i just went 10 for 10 great knuckle pop i went nine how do you find screenshots in your in your oh here we go there we go this is from courtland we had courtland on oh yeah and I struggled to say his name Cortland Cortland Cortland Coleman he's this is really good
Starting point is 00:19:27 a lot of alliteration there um someone let me do let me use let me do what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Starting point is 00:19:32 innovative I've never said it again in the morning so Cortland says Cortland says would you rather get dunked on by your ex's new boyfriend in a game or get dunked on by your ex's new boyfriend in a game
Starting point is 00:19:45 or get dunked on by a random and your girl taps her head in the crowd? Definitely option two for me. Really? You're not losing any pride in option two. Your girlfriend's just making fun of you. It's hilarious. Okay, so I'm getting dunked on regardless. No.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Do I get dunked? There wasn't an option of block the dunk, get out of the way? No, I'm saying you're you're your philosophy is wrong no it's not my girlfriend going okay i'm still new to the whole ring thing. This metal block. God, that hurt. No, all right. No, if she's head tapping, she's cheating on you. She's with that man on the side.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Olivia Nicole Kennedy is not cheating on me. If she's playing around, just. No, he didn't say playing around. He said she's. Okay, she's. Oh, you had a little boy. Get your ass up. Yeah, I'd be like, wow. We can talk about it laugh about it but if i
Starting point is 00:20:47 hell divorce live live gets new husband we're playing against each other first off lives in the crowd i'm not in my right mindset no no my ex is there second oh he didn't say that she was there yeah she didn't say he didn't say okay so what he did he said girlfriend in the crowd no oh yeah he did say girlfriend in the crowd okay No, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. He did say girlfriend in the crowd. Okay, so then absolutely not. I'm getting bested, bettered as a man in front of my ex. No. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:12 No, because she could. If you get dunked on by a random, that random could be an ex pro. He could be super good. He could be the MVP of this league. You're still with her, though. You're still with her. That's just her ex. You're still with this girl.
Starting point is 00:21:22 That's her ex. Read it again. Is it her ex? It's her ex. No, he said new boyfriend. Would you her ex. Read it again. Is it her ex? It's her ex. Or no, he said new boyfriend. Would you rather get dunked on by your ex's new boyfriend? New boyfriend. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:21:31 So your ex, my wife, is in the crowd. She's dead to me anyway. Okay, but now she's like. I don't care. But now she goes, yeah, I made the right decision. Can he fight? You'll have to find out. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:21:43 And option two, you just keep playing. We're taking it to the to find out. Exactly. And option two, you just keep playing. We're taking it to the old Irish pub. Oh, goddamn. I ought to. I'm in him with the why ought to. Why I ought to. Okay. He can dunk on me, and I still give him 50.
Starting point is 00:21:57 All right. True. Who said I can't go dunk on him? No one said that. But if you have to get dunked on regardless, give me the random person because it's random. If my girlfriend... No, we're coming off of the viral TikTok and video of me talking about I got cheated on through the notes app. I can't take that again.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I can't take my girl with the head tapping me whenever I get dunked on. I can't take that. That's fine by me. I'm more of a playful guy sure if i put my first off if i'm if i put my position put myself in the position to get dunked on then it's my fault not hers if she wants to have fun with it talk her crap that's good fine by me still love you you still love me we go we go home happy option i'm not happy. Option one, you go home lonely, miserable, and by yourself. Whatever, dude.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Cortland, the answer is option two. That's the right answer. Cortland, what do you think? Yeah, let us know. Everyone, what do you think for Cortland's thing? Dunked on by your ex's new man in the crowd. Dunked on by random, your ex starts head tapping. Your girl starts head tapping. Or your girl starts head tapping. Your girl starts head tapping.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Or your girl starts head tapping. Option two. Hell no, you're crazy. You're wild. If she can cheat on me through the notes app, like what else was she doing? Head tapping. She was. Option two is the right answer.
Starting point is 00:23:19 100%. It felt so good having Twitter and TikTok on my side this past week. Felt so good. I and TikTok on my side this past week. I felt so good. I won. Scratch that. Another win for Peyton. That's not a win against me. It's not a win against you, though.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Anyway, though. It's a win against that devil of a woman. Do you remember Thanksgiving at Juco? Yeah. There's a lot of, yes. Like the actual, when we were there or when we left for a real meal i almost didn't get to leave for a real meal because remember our coach threatened that i wasn't able to eat thanksgiving because i was hurt bro he said he literally so payton like so he it was like a was like a week or two weeks so a week before
Starting point is 00:24:06 thanksgiving two weeks i rolled my ankle in practice came down on somebody both going up for a rebound boom click clack gone clanky ankle gone size of a softball super no i'm telling you let me my ankle wasn't like a roll oh damn you rolled your ankle it was like it was almost like out for like like purple needed physical therapy like bad bad sprain like not a roll straight down on someone else's foot the side of his ankle touched earth and y'all know this crazy coach he didn't have any sympathy like when i was hurt oh no get your ass on the sideline you're ruining my drill he's gonna stay down stomp on him like that was the like that was our coach oh my bro i
Starting point is 00:24:47 forgot i have not i forgot all about that okay so i think we already told him about how anytime there's a break or something this man's idea for feeding us was buying a sack of groceries per room yes like he'd give us a brick of ham one loaf of bread two different options of cereal and one half gallon of milk like the little liter ones and he was like for a week yeah he was like stay uh stay you're like stay hungry or stay or not stay fed we're like what we're like grown adults coach you know the calf is closed right like they're on break too he's like so now you're ungrateful yeah he said you want to go home go home then y'all so ungrateful motherfuckers so but for thanksgiving he would try to get like a potluck of like people around the town like uh would y'all like to donate this you like donate that and he'd
Starting point is 00:25:35 bring us like it would be after a practice and those were typically the most crazy practice he'd like make you work to eat it's just insane and then we'd go to the cafeteria and there'd be like all this food spread out and he literally told so the practice ends whatever payton obviously not practicing still hurt on the sideline everybody y'all were all planning to like do something for oh y'all were trying to do that potluck dinner right yes and so they were all talking about it like okay we get to eat like it sucks that we don't get to finally get something besides a ham sandwich or frosted flakes like it was we were rejoicing and so i was going to tell coach that like hey coach like i can't practice like for these next couple weeks because my ankle and like he didn't ever check on me like this coach oh no you're hurt you're just you're out you're
Starting point is 00:26:19 dead out of sight out of mind you it'll literally be like you'll come back he's like oh there you are where you been the last couple weeks like coach i've been sitting right next to you and like like cam said it's a work to eat and so i wasn't working obviously because i my ankle didn't work like i couldn't practice i couldn't walk and so i was nervous to go up to him and tell him like hey coach i'm gonna be out for a while because look at my ankle he i was scared that he wasn't gonna let me eat and so I remember before going up to him I was going up to cam I was going up to the different teammates I was like bro should I like should I just go and eat yeah and everybody was like yeah no bro you just gotta do the
Starting point is 00:26:53 professional thing you gotta go talk to him and tell him get out the way and so I go up I work up the courage to go up to our coach and tell him like hey coach like I can't practice this practice before Thanksgiving because my ankle and he was I kid you not our coach looks at me and he goes oh if you can't practice then your ass ain't eating yeah I was like wait what he's like you ain't eating this Thanksgiving dinner with us you're gonna be in the training room you ain't gonna be doing nothing stim and ice that's what you can eat ice and he oh my god like just insane and he uh then he told then he tell you afterwards like a couple days later or something he was like uh he said man what do you even need to eat for you ain't expending any energy he said you don't need calories he said you good all you need is water people fast all the time
Starting point is 00:27:42 like just insane like it's i don't even know like y'all simply had to be there because these like that speaking of fever dreams from last week like our entire Juco experience bro was a melting pot of insanity and like this isn't real I was a 17 year old 18 year old kid this is my first thanksgiving away from home so i'm already a little sad that i'm not with my family and now my coach is telling me i can't eat at all because broken like an involuntary injury now he's saying yo ass is gonna be in the training room you can't eat with us go ahead and eat that ice oh my god like and then so like i'm upset and i'm like damn like i'm i can't eat like i was
Starting point is 00:28:25 telling everybody i go into the locker and i'm like guys i'm not gonna be there and that's exactly their reaction because he's came in like a dog like a sad dog that you just like spanked or something he was like bro coach said i can't eat and we were just like what the hell it's just like who does that? Like, it's like, what do you mean I can't eat the food? The CAF is closed. I'm in JUCO. I don't have money.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Like, oh, my God. And so I was so upset because, like, this was, like, the climax of the season around Thanksgiving time. Like, things are starting to, like, pick up around this time. And I haven't played a lick. So I'm like, I'm the only true freshman. I'm not playing at all. I can't eat Thanksgiving. So I was like, I are starting to like pick up around this time. And I haven't played a lick. I'm the only true freshman. I'm not playing at all. I can't eat Thanksgiving. So I was like, I was calling my mom.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I was calling my dad. I was upset. And so I'm not a quitter, but I'm a smart guy. So I was like, I'm wasting a year of eligibility. Like just being on the bench, getting do not plays every game. So I was like, this Thanksgiving thing was like, that was it for me. So I was like, I need to go and tell him, I need to go and ask him, can I red like this Thanksgiving thing was like that was it for me so I was like I need to go and tell him I need to go and ask him can I redshirt this season because I'm just like wasting a year or a year eligibility and I told all the guys and they were like after they were done
Starting point is 00:29:33 laughing at me because I'll be spending Thanksgiving in a training room in a bucket of ice I was like guys I'm gonna go tell him that I need a redshirt this year like yeah bro that makes sense like hell yeah you like tell him don't even ask say coach I'm not playing like I need a red shirt you're wasting a year of my college like eligibility eligibility my college basketball and so I was like I'm going in there and I I was so confident that he was gonna let me because that makes sense and so I walk in the office after he tells me I can't eat I'm like hey coach I was just thinking I was talking to my family I was talking to the teammates I think the best thing and the smartest option for me and my longevity and my career is redshirting this year since I haven't played at all.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Like, I'm the only true freshman. Like, not once. Like, I haven't sweat in a jersey yet. Like, I think the best thing for me to redshirt. And he goes, listen here, if you redshirt this year, you might as well pack your bags and sit your ass home. He tells me if I redshirt, he's going to take my scholarship and I am not welcome back to the program. And I can't eat Thanksgiving dinner.
Starting point is 00:30:38 And I'm starving. I'm withering away. And now I don't even get to preserve myself for the long goal. That was a sick, sick, sick year. He ended up letting me. Yeah, I was going to disclaim that too. He did eat food. So don't go attack.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yeah, he did. It was, oh my God, it was hilarious. But the way he told me, he's like, go get your soft ass some food. I was like, all right, man. Bro. Good times, man. There's another coaching story because y'all love the coach stories. And, like, I'm so sweaty right now. I don't have – my socks are wet.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Let's do a Discord call. Let's do one. Fuck it. Real quick, we can do a Discord call. You pick. Okay, hand it to me. Okay, hold on. You got to pick quick.
Starting point is 00:31:30 If you want to be called on the podcast live, you got to join the discord. The link is below. Who'd you call? Hello. Zo. What is good? So I was like, what just happened? Zo. Zo. What is good?
Starting point is 00:31:48 So I was like, what just happened? Why was there like a six second pause? What's up Zo? Hey, I can barely hear you. You can barely hear us? A little bit, yeah. Is it better now or no? It's a little better now, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:03 But what's cracking Zo? What are you doing? How's it hanging? I am currently at work. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Zoe. We didn't want to get you in trouble. I'm not going to be there. It's dead right now.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I'm not doing anything. Okay. Well, I wanted to call you because you are um i don't want to say it because you told me not to call you this is the leader of the toxic queens is that fair to say yeah you can say toxic queen it's fine i'm good with it now okay so you know i love you but i you're also i don't know if you know. You're on the podcast right now. I was pretty sure. Okay. I forgot to tell you.
Starting point is 00:32:50 We talked about something in the podcast earlier. I threw up on my dentist. All these delayed reactions. Yeah. I do. Whoa. all these delayed reactions yeah i uh yeah i do what i don't know how to recover from that should i cut that out of the podcast or should i keep it oh no keep it in okay it's it's embarrassing have you ever thrown up on a dentist uh No, but I have thrown up on my coach. Oh, quick story time, question mark? To make a long story short, got knocked down real hard at the baseline,
Starting point is 00:33:36 had a concussion, coach pulled me over, I threw up on him. Oh my God. I've never thrown up on another being. I think you're the only person that hasn't. I make it to the toilet. I make it to a trash bag, something. Well, I mean, I really didn't like her either, so it wasn't that bad.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Well, that's a two for one. Eat that, coach. The concussion, not necessarily a positive, but the throw up on a coach that he didn't like, that's good. That's solid. Yeah. Zoe, do you have any question, would you rather anything? Would you rather an advice?
Starting point is 00:34:13 What do you all think about this, that, the third? Anything, Zoe? I don't really have any questions or advice at all. Maybe one thing I would like to hear i'm probably have to go here in a second because i think they just sat me but one question i have you'll can answer it like i forgot hang up but craziest like uil basketball story oh that's a good one all right so we're gonna hang up so you can get back to it get to that money we love you thank you for joining the podcast and you'll see the answer on the episode yep bye zo love you thank you all right bye see ya shout out to zo for answering uil so high school high school memory craziest one
Starting point is 00:34:53 i have a plethora of them but i'll let you go oh what the hell i already told mine on the podcast is whenever i got crossed up my first uh varsity game and I slid from the half court all the way to the baseline and I opened my eyes and it was nothing but camera phones. And there was like an and one mixtape and then the ref was like, hey man, it was bad. Well, okay. I can either do the one where I got head butted and chipped a piece of my tooth or... No, that one's not. I would definitely say we had a speech so it was called the speech anyone that was on uh my team knows exactly what i'm talking about we lost in a tournament multiple games
Starting point is 00:35:33 come back and it was just the it was the hardest situation my entire life that i've ever had to hold back laughs my coach is sitting there old man angry as can be and all of us are looking at each other just like trying not to laugh and he spits and it misses this trash can and like we like he literally just spit on the floor and he thought he'd get in the trash can we all it was like he goes what the hell is so funny and just explodes on us and then he's slowly so he's talking and he slowly grips the trash can i don't know if y'all can see this perfect but it was like it wasn't like i grabbed it it was like this see when y'all do that thing and you and y'all just don't listen and he grabs it picks it up slings it across the locker room it like shuts six different lockers
Starting point is 00:36:21 and we're literally at that point like oh like trying so hard not to laugh and this is after taking back-to-back l's and it was just oh my god like to make a long story short uh just as zoe did it was unbelievable we lose in this tournament games we shouldn't lost come back no one's even taking it serious and he was just heated like so angry and we were just trying our hardest not to laugh oh oh my god it was an amazing memory like i wish i could go back and re-watch that and just be a fly on the wall god what an episode and i feel like i embarrassed myself too much shout out to our coach your socks are still wet they're still wet i know i feel them trust me i'm so is my back that's
Starting point is 00:37:04 disgusting um all right guys thank you so much for watching this episode of the you should know They're still wet. I know. I feel them. Trust me. So does my back. That's disgusting. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Hit that subscribe button. Follow on Instagram. Links in the description. Join the Discord. Secret code for today is wet socks.
Starting point is 00:37:21 It could be wet socks or it could be... We got to go. Wet socks is the code for today. ws wet socks wet socks um remember one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to christmas i don't have they don't know where to go they don't know where to go so all right all right love you guys we'll see you next week bye

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