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Episode Date: October 23, 2023

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Hi. My timing with you today is just not there. You've actually been off for a couple days that no I haven't oh yes you have you've had some potential really good jokes and then you've stumbled in your in your skull take it back I'm so I'm being honest with a lot of real estate to stumble in my school oh my god it's like an empty lot of empty doors it's like if they like had a Walmart and they took everything out there's just a massive box and there's just a and then there's a rat inside of it.

And there was like a couple aisles left and there was nothing on the aisle. Just like a little maze. Yeah, and it's dusty and smells a little weird. And there's like a similac left. What is that word? It's baby food powder formula. I'm not going to lie. I've always had a thing.

Your Cyrus is talking to me. Cyrus? If you have the male version that you know you can change the voices on your siri still siri no his name is cyrus his name is not cyrus isn't that a cool name though that's a decent name well i was gonna say something i've always wanted to eat baby food like recreationally you have you ever tried it no ma'am wait come again yeah wait you haven't tried like the food i can't say i milk i tried both excuse me i can't say i've ever walked into a department store or those are where you buy those how do you buy baby food not in a department store buddy you think so at your local walmart i've never

go to target i've never gone into a grocery store and been like let me go to the baby food aisle and nourish myself i actually sampled similac one time inside of a Sam's. I heard breast milk tastes a little sour. No, it sucks. I don't know why the kids like it. Wait a minute. How do you know that? No, I haven't tried breast milk.

I've tried formula. Formula. That shit sucks. Formula One, like the cars. No, like formula. I don't know. I don't know. Like fake nipple juice. have some does your nipple

ever excrete oh no oh you need to know you need to go to the doctor no bubba needs bubba needs a physical right now you need a little you know what i mean no but i was saying yeah i was saying what was i saying i'm not sure but actually it is chris it's not christmas it's you need to breathe you need to take a two seconds it's almost halloween give me a deep breath my god your lungs suck i'm gonna give me a deep breath no i'm an organ donor you're an organ donor yeah your insides are horrible i pray for whoever gets your organs. The doctor cuts you open. They're literally like, he was a great young athletic.

What the fuck? They're like, it looks like a damn dust bomb went off in here. Your organs are black. No, they'd be like, we can't put this in any living thing. Oh, yeah. They're like, what about a cow? They're like, oh, God, no. Poison the cow.

Dead cattle everywhere. You need to reverse that. I'm not going to lie. Because I'm hurting the community now. It is pointless. That is sabotage. That is highest form. If someone went in there like, I really need a kidney transplant.

That is not funny. I'm so sorry. Be respectful. But if they got your kidney, they'd be like, God damn, now I need two transplants. Your one kidney would poison their other good one damn, now I need two. Your one kidney would poison their other good one and now they need

a double kidney transplant. And they're sitting there like, who the hell is this guy? No, I have a good, I have good knee. And then they roll your highlight footage and they go,

well, they're like, it's just all the clips of you saying outlandish shit. Yeah, all I've had for the last 10 years for breakfast is just beef and Diet Coke.

And ravioli. Don't start with me. Do and ravioli and don't start with me do not start with me don't start with me you'd be the worst organ donor i'm not gonna lie i think breakfast is a facade what does that mean i honestly think that most of it is put on earth for bad you know what i mean i okay i know what you're saying no breakfast is like you're literally eating dessert breakfast is like... You're literally eating dessert. Breakfast is like the worst meal in terms of nutritional value. The way it's advertised. Yeah.

Like cereal, dog shit. Horrible for you. Oatmeal, really good for you, but the way people eat it, not healthy. Like butter, brown sugar, milk, all that. All these frozen waffles. Think about this. Like tell me if you were an alien, right? Mm-hmm. and you had no idea what breakfast like what a breakfast food 12 ounces medium wagyu lobster mac and cheese on the side excuse me beautiful piece rolls no but i'm about to

explain to a breakfast dish and tell me it doesn't sound like dessert right okay like a buttermilk hold on hold on like a buttery i'm an alien like a butter like a buttery. I'm an alien. Like a buttery fluffy bread. Stacked. Three of them. Then you put syrup on it. Really sugary syrup on it. I don't like the way you said that word. Syrup?

I don't like that. There's so many whys. And then powdered chagor. You put a little powdered chagor on there. And then you put strawberries on it. And then you put a little strawberry extract on it. Tell me that's not dessert. That's dessert.

Thank you. That's 100% dessert. Thank you. I transported back to NEPTAR 444. Yeah, fool. And I got on my ship. And I thought about that. And it's a dessert.

It's 100% a dessert. I have a question for you. I don't want to answer it. Actually, I don't have a question for you. Imagine. I'm just like, I'm good. I actually don't have a question for you. So why'd you lie to me? You just lied to me. I have a question for you. Imagine. I'm just like, I'm good. I actually don't have a question for you. So why'd you lie to me?

You just lied to me. I have a question for you. No, I don't. But I have a gift for you. It is spooky season. I'm starting to get nervous. It's spooky season. Every time you have a gift, I'm either shitting on the pot for an hour after the episode.

I'm spitting up flames. Nothing I've ever given you is really that bad. But it's... That makes Cam so mad. We haven't done a food challenge in a while. I kind of want to do another food challenge. We're not going to do one right now. We're not doing one right now.

Let me give you a goddamn gift. Shit. You're interrupting yourself. How? How? Why? You've got to stop saying it like you're a sheriff. How?

Give me the gift, here I don't like how you asked for it I didn't ask, I demanded It's spooky season, right? Oh god It's gonna be alive like rat No, it's actually It's a gift for your home and for Ruby

It's a pumpkin It's a plastic pumpkin with a cord You can open your eyes, that's it I got you a gift, I bought that today Aww Yeah Thanks Can we plug it up?

It was $44 This was 44 bones? It's cause there's Cool lights on the inside I would've rather you Just like cut me a 20 And call it even You see

This was He has a crooked smile That was only part one of the gift now i'm kind of self-conscious i gotta give you part two oh i still love it thanks bubba here you go you're just kicking 44 bones no you didn't like it i love it this you have to try it on you have to try it on all right because next week is our costume episode. Can't wait. Y'all are going to... Here, there's a little sneak peek. Put it on your head. Put it on your head.

Three things that I know are inevitable from holding this. One, it simply will not fit my head. Two, the amount of ginger jokes that you're going to make is out of this world. No, I almost got canceled last time I in three I'm gonna look insane here we go ready one audio listeners you gotta slide to the YouTube real quick to oh no oh it doesn't it doesn't fit live I look like the damn sorting hat off of Hogwarts off of you look like the Toy Story dudes that were hiding in the cones. Yeah, I look like a big-ass cone.

Oh, my head. I feel so uncomfortable. No, I don't live. All right, now give me a potion or a spell. Say we're at a campfire, right, and you're the witch with wisdom. And you're telling us about a spooky thing. The witch with wisdom? Here we go. You are a witch. Back in my years of witchcraft you must take the cauldron you add two horse hairs

from the tail of a male horse you continue to stir you grab one honeycomb and then your enemy's blood sample you mix the cauldron. You mix it. It's getting warm. You go faster. You mix it till the brew is thick and powerful. You put it in the glass and you drink the potion. And then three days later, your enemy is deceased. What the fuck?

I went to a weird world. you told me I was a witch with wisdom I lived out my boyhood doing like voodoo holy shit was that a little too good was that little creepy yeah take it off to the potion take it off though oh my god you like that gift at least this one's better I wish you fit my skull but $44 for that is a horseradish Guess how much that was. Dog, where are you going? Like, is this a Supreme hat? What are you like, what is, how much is this? $25. This is $25.

And it's literally, you could go like that and it's done. I could go, I could literally buy the materials to make this for six bucks combined at Walmart. Did you just pleasure yourself? What was that? You literally, like, you're forearm deep in your pants, and you went, ah, ugh. Like, you sick bastard.

No, it's because I don't have any panties on right now. And I have on basketball shorts. Okay. No, just give me a moment. There's a wire. Give me a moment. And it goes around the crack. There's wires in your pants.

Yes, sir. You're not a scarecrow. No, and it's, like, right there. You ever flossed before? Your ball sack's not getting flossed by short wire. No, not a scarecrow. No, and it's like right there. You ever flossed before? Your ball sack's not getting flossed by short wire. No, it's not my balls. It's back there. It's back in the barn.

It's back in the backyard. Your taint's getting tickled. Yeah, there might be blood when I take this. You better get the hell away from me. First off, first off, first off. No, no, no. Oh, no, you'd love to. Would you first off no no we're not oh no you'd love to would you just no we're not skipping this okay do you own a washing machine yeah i do

do you own a dryer i happen to yes do you own underwear yeah fucking clean them like it's almost it's almost a three-step washer checkher check, dryer check, clean them. It's pretty simple. Your bare, hairy, stretched, marked ass should never be in Adidas basketball shorts with wires tickling your taint, making you bleed downstairs. Cam is obsessed with my ass cheeks. Tell me you're not. Tell me you don't. What do you say every time you see my ass? Who touches this this guy this all has to go this you know like where

there's gonna be this no you don't i'm not dapping you up on that no get away from me no i'm not dapping you up no no okay yes you do no no no every time i show you my ass what do you say no no you're not like gross get it away rewind every time what you asked to see my oh no you liar you guys you oh oh you you fable telling fibber be careful you be careful now you hear me you be careful no that's that's that's every time you see my butt regardless how you see it that's regardless if you ask or i just give you a treat i i would rather pay you in a foreign currency 200 then stare at your ass for 30 seconds like what like a peso yeah i i'd rather carrying change what are you talking about like a peso i would i don't like i would rather you pick a different currency. I don't like carrying coins. Are you telling me?

There's either one of two things happening right now. You think I'm going to pay you in straight coins, which isn't happening. I'm not robbing a bank. You just said pesos. You said it. Pesos are in bills as well. Deadass. You're going on air right now saying you thought all the way up until 24 years of age that pesos were only coins.

I've never been to Brazil. You thought every... I've never been. You think everyone in Mexico is just like, oh, thanks. See, I didn't know that's where they did it. Like they flicked it and then they just do the top hat and walk off. Well, I didn't know. I've never been outside the land. And I thought it was South America, like down there.

I thought it was like the other continent under us, like Brazil and all that. So would it be fair for someone else to think that America only has coins? We only, we pay. No. Imagine buying, imagine buying a love seat in quarters. Do you think that's reasonable? I think that's a federal crime. No, I think it's illegal to do that.

They're dead ass. It's not, but. No, it is. No one's going to tell me I can't spend my money how I... If I have it in pennies and you want $300, you're going to take these 3,000 pennies. And do you have to live with the fact that people think... 30,000 pennies. I don't know.

You have to live with the fact that people think you're one of the worst humans ever. I can live with that because I'm going to go home with that sofa. But you... Are you dead ass right now? I swear to God. I didn't know that. You just think they don't have paper? Like they just, they don't print money?

I never really on a Wednesday afternoon. They're just sitting there pickaxes just whipping silver and copper out and making pesos 24 seconds. I never really sat on a Wednesday afternoon watching Ozark thinking, what is a peso? But like in my subconscious, I've been like, that's a coin. And I thought the dollars were something else. How was I supposed to know? I want to give you an IQ test so bad. I would pass.

Pass. I would do great at an IQ test. Absolutely not. Well, isn't an IQ test you try to put the shapes inside the right shape? I hate that. It needs to be, are pesos, bills, and coins, or just coins? You go, coins. And then it's like, oh, he failed.

This kid's ass. Isn't that an IQ test? Yeah, it's like a triangle with lines. And it's like, what would be next? I've always been good at shapes. I'm like, this isn't a damn riddle. Ask me about it. Oh, I hate riddles.

I'm sure you do, Mr. Coin Peso Man. I hate a riddle. I bet you suck at riddles, too. I do. Let me ask you riddles right now. Please don't. Let me ask you riddles. Cameron, give me two seconds to find riddles. I bet you suck at riddles too. I do. Let me ask you riddles right now. Please don't. Let me ask you riddles. Cameron, give me two seconds to find riddles.

Oh, fuck. Okay, yeah, all right. Wait, if I do get it right, what do I get, a kiss? See, and I'm the guy that likes staring at his tiger stripes. What are we talking about? I'm honest. I like your butt. It illuminates the room.

It's almost like we've turned on LEDs, whatever, your asses. So when my shorts are down you think there's a crescent moon in our studio and you have a tint of pink i am not pink you're gonna stop there's nothing pink on me besides my tongue and yours is gray dull tongue boy hey fat tongue no you you and live love my tongue it's so wide wide. It's so wide. Oh, my God. It's like a flapjack, dog. Oh, my. It's like a piece of bologna.

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And honestly, just for you, just for you, because you allowed me to do this first off i appreciate it i'm gonna i'm gonna start easy and we're gonna progressively get harder so this is uncle p trying to answer some literally elementary riddles here we go your elementary is different i don't you took you took special you were in gt weren't i wasn't i fucking hated the gt kids i hated you because every time you got taken out of the classroom y'all look back like uh and i'd be like i'm struggling with remedial math i can't fucking spell my name half the time yes or no when i left after being called for gts did i come back just to sharpen my pencil and i was like dude oh oh don't touch me don't you damn don't you touch me you sick bastard i'm kidding i only did that once because i thought a girl was cute grew up to be just not a good woman but i remember i remember my mom yelled at another kid's mom because she kept saying,

my kid's GT, my kid's GT. You know I'm hard and don't play. She was like, I don't give a shit, yo kid. GT, SRT, I don't care if he's a Hellcat. That boy a bitch. I'm just kidding. She was not – I'm kidding. She was headed home.

Yeah, she's saying it for you. All right. Uncle P answering elementary riddles right now. We're going to start easy, get harder. Here we go. Hello. You need a cleanse. You need a cleanse. You need a sponge.

It's because of you. So I just turn you on. I physically arouse you every second of every day. Say it right now. Say it that I make you moist. Say it now. Okay, will you admit to? No.

You don't think about me? Honestly. How many times are you going to ask that? Are you never in a vulnerable moment? Do you ever just sit there and think about me while like how many times are you are you never in a vulnerable moment just like sit there and think about me while you play with your belly button lit i'll do it to you all the time i know i take my hat off i'll get scared by my own hair and i just sit there and i go dude if kane was here he'd love me for it no i know you wouldn't love me for it i hate it honestly the more we hang around each other and we're around each other a lot i think you're

starting to dislike me. I love you. I think that's my biggest thing about people. I love you with every fiber of my being. Then why don't you kiss when I ask? I don't love you in that sense. Well, I would kiss you, though. On the day of your wedding, I'll kiss you.

Really? In the mouth? In the mouth. In the mouth. I'm sitting there, dude, congrats, bro. I want you to feel my permanent retainer on the back of my hand. You have a permanent retainer. What. You have a permanent retainer. You have a permanent retainer.

Look down, look down. You've had one this whole time? I've got to replace it four times. I broke it. You didn't know that? Yeah, everybody has one, right? It's just on the bottom. That fat tongue is just fighting through a wire, a metal wire every time I'm trying to get up.

There's glue on the back of these teeth and there's a wire back there. I'm envious though. You got one, right? I wanted a permanent bottom one, but they didn't. They were like, dude, your teeth are just so good. I was like, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, your bottom teeth are better now because you have that.

I wore my retainers religiously for like... My bottom teeth have never been bad. No, I'm saying better than mine are now because I had regular retainers on top and bottom. I wore them religiously for like five, six years, but then I got rid of them when my teeth were done. Do you lick his teeth? Yeah. How does it feel? Can I?

Wow. Just talk. All right, here we go. Riddles. First one. They are nice teeth. What question can you never answer yes to? A rhetorical question.

No. Calm down, Shakespeare, and actually try to answer it. That was a good-ass answer. That was a good-ass answer. It says what question, not which questions. The fact that you said a rhetorical means it could be any rhetorical. Meaning multiple, and it's not just one. See, that's so stupid. You're down 0-1. No, why are you doing that? Your IQ's

a 6. No, no. You're trying to You sounded so hurt. You said, no, no. I almost shattered our TV. No, listen. No, shut the hell up. No, you listen. Shut up 7 degrees. Oh, I went to college for 44 years. And I'm still the years. I'm 25. You just got out.

Just got out? Was I in cell block C? What question can you never answer yes to? You used to cheat on my math homework. You did. In the lab. Computer lab. Yes you did. I would do your homework for you?

No you would do. I would do yours. If you think. English. You just said math. If you think... English. If you... You just said math! You can't be trusted! You cannot be trusted! English!

I can trust you as far as I can throw you. I remember you did a... What? It's an old person saying. I don't have an old soul. You don't? No, I think I just say sayings that aren't real. Yeah.

All the time. No, remember you were doing the PowerPoint on France? What? It was like the end of the year. The last year there. You just went from math to english to like geography and social studies english on paris now it's paris not just france now it's the city that's the same shit hey switch up your story one more time and see if this holds up in the court of law you are a liar you just went from man you You remember that.

It was me, you, Darnell. Oh, yeah. No, I don't remember it. Yes, and the lights are off in the computer lab. What the hell were you talking about? What are we doing? I have a video.

We're getting freaky. Sid was there. He was wearing his little Versace robe. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah, and I was doing my own work. And I helped you because you didn't know

how to do proper syntax and diction. Dumbass. So when you said it at the beginning, it was math. And if you think I'd let you add, multiply, subtract, or divide upon my half, never. Never. Ever. I wouldn't trust myself. Answer the riddle.

That's why I'm scared to have kids because they're going to come out and ask. Answer it. Yes, ma'am. Sorry. What question can you never answer yes to? This is your last attempt. Okay. Is it like a one question?

Like I have to say the question. It is a real question. Very question how was your day are you asleep yet you can never answer yes to that that see that's stupid it's fact no yes you can answer that yes or no then you'd be lying are you asleep yet no oh so cam's the dumbass! Oh, I have 17 degrees, but I'm f***ing dumb! Okay, let me ask the question again for this moron to my right. All right. What question can you never answer yes to? You said yes or no.

Rewind the tape. Yes or no? Did he say yes or no? Thank both of you. Thank both of you. Yes, he did. They're on your side! They're with you!

No, they're on the side of right! They're on the side of grace. They are on the side of everness and truth. I thought you said yes or no, so that's not fair. Go to the second question. You suck. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. My p***.

You're a sick sheriff. Okay, here it is. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it? It belongs to me. I mean, just get in the mode. I'm trying! Shut up! Imagine you're a hobbit.

You're going over a toll bridge. Don't know what that is. You're going over a toll bridge, but they don't accept change. They don't accept pesos. So you gotta answer the riddle to the troll. Okay. Hello. I'm the troll.dle to the troll. Okay. Hello. I'm the troll.

I'm the troll. Oi, it belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it? Are you crying? You don't want to go slow to dragon, do you? It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it? I don't know.

Get off my bridge. Get off my bridge. I can't have time to think. There is no time to think. It's an act in action world. You can actually. Get off my bridge. Okay.

Okay. Give me time. Oh, my God. My brain just choked me. I was chin-locked by my own garment. It literally was like... Oh, my God. All right, all right.

Everybody be quiet. All right, for real. Let me think, but no one look at me. I'm going to say it again. No bullshit. Okay, but you can't do all these. You're hyping me up, and it's giving me anxiety. You're hyping yourself up, Frodo.

Just say it. Who is that? Don't you ever disrespect me you ever disrespect never met no one he did a he did a damn good job is that the guy who went in his mouth and then it was like 10 different hymns what the camera went in his mouth and there's 10 of him and he's on fire oh no that's sauron in the fight of the elders but that's in the hobbits so no you're good god all right here we go it belongs belongs to you. I have it. But your friends use it more.

Did I buy it? What is it? Did I not buy it? Okay, so I was born with it. Correct. Oh. That's like you're right on the perfect track. Oh, it belongs to me. Your IQ is about to go up.

It belongs to me. You're about to get XP. Finish it. But my friends use it more. Yes. My sense of humor. Like, I don't think anyone's ever been You know those memes where it's like

There's two guys pickaxing And he gives up And the diamonds are like a centimeter away That was you just now You were so damn close And you go My sense of humor No

What the hell No That's a horrible game No it's pretty good Because you said I was born with it Scratch the sense of humor You're born with it Think again

My heart. It belongs to you. Stop moaning. It belongs to you. Your friends use it more. What is it? Last try. It belongs to me. Friends use it more. Last try. I was born with this. Born with it. Did I pick it? No.

You're right there. If you don't get it, you're right there. You were born with it. You didn't pick it. It belongs to you, your friends use it more. Come on, dog. Think hard. Use that squishy little brain of yours for five seconds. Because everything in me is fighting not to say my car. Everything in you is coughing and asking for air. Everything in you stinks and it's black. Oh no! No, no, no, no, no! No! I meant the insides, like soiled organs. I didn't know.

No. I'm painting myself in such a bad light, and it's always just... Oh, be careful. All right, say it one more time. I bought it. I didn't buy it. You didn't buy it? I was born with it. Did I give it to myself?

No. Dog. My name. Yes. Yes, sir, P. What's my IQ at? Like eight. Oh, it's a good sir, Pete. What's my IQ at? Like eight. What's a good score, Trent?

30. 40. 100? No, you're being disrespectful now. If I'm at an eight and then the high score is 500. If you're 500, you're seeing people's thoughts. If you have a 500 IQ. Good job, though.

Here we go. I'm one for one. No, you're not. You're one and one. You're one and one. You're IQ. Good job though. Here we go. I'm one for one. No, you're not. You're one and one. You're one and one. You're one win, one loss. Let's go. There's two more.

I can literally smell myself. What can you catch but not throw? Very elementary. Come on. Oh, shit. What can you catch but not throw?

You. You like that. You catch and not throw. That boy was like a red nose. I was thinking that. All right. Can you catch and not throw? What can you catch but not throw?

A cold. Two and one. Oh, shit. Now your IQ's at like 40. Yeah. Last one. Shut. What is that?

Because I've never been the smart guy in the room. Last one. All right. Let's see if we can make it home safe ysk fam what has many teeth a shark relax relax i was on a roll so i thought that's it sorry what has many teeth but cannot bite oh oh um a taxidermy shark it can't bite that's a fact that's the thing with these i'm getting the right answer but it's different than the right one it's different than the one written on the paper because that is true right i'd be as many teeth but you cannot bite i'd be willing to bet my life if we polled a billion people yeah b billion people no one says a taxidermy shark that's what makes me a genius that's what makes me a genius that's what makes you an outcast that's what would make you if we went to an apocalyptic scenario you wouldn't be allowed in the village they'd be like he's

gonna soil us he has the virus no no he's it no no you see that guy down there going taxidermy shark oh they'd be like he's his own no because you know why because i think outside of the box so if y'all needed me i could and y'all see everybody all y'all you're inside you're all sheep yes you're all y'all y'all slaughter yes you're all this one little thought bubble of of preciousness and corporateness like that's y'all i'm like this i'm out here okay i'm out here i'm out here. I'm out here. So, I'm out here. If a weapon was to your head, you'd be willing to guess that a taxidermied shark was the correct answer to this riddle.

See, that's what I don't like about... Elementary riddle. That's what I don't like about riddles because I'm getting a good answer. That's a right answer. That is true, what I'm saying. It's true. Alright, I won. No, you didn't. So, I got a 600 IQ. No, you don't. Guess again. Has a many teeth. Many teeth, don't guess again has a mini teeth mini teeth but cannot bite has a mini teeth what do you has a mini this is king james what are you

doing thou has a mini teeth thou i cannot bite that way he has a mini he has many teeth who's he why is it a man what are you doing like you work yourself up it that's how i get the engine going dog your engines in reverse it's like you're going the wrong way. It's like a lawnmower. I kind of like this. Yeah, you're like, hey, thou is. You're sitting there cranking it. Okay, here we go. What has many teeth but cannot bite?

What has many teeth but cannot bite? You have two guesses remaining. And then we're done. I am done. Is it living? No. Oh. That's a clue.

You have no more clues. I'm going to text Dermyshark. I'm kind of tripping. it was many teeth but cannot bite denters okay first it's called dentures you left out the you denters and no it's wrong you dumbass what is a denture the shit you put just going denting some shit. That's what you, you're like, ooh, a dinter. Yeah. Dinchers, you can still bite with them. It's hard for my life. Dinter.

All right. You have two seconds. No, you can't. If they're in water, they can't bite by their own. They have many teeth, but they cannot bite, and it's not alive. I'm done with you. But it is teeth. Yes.

But it cannot bite, and it's not alive. Correct, correct, correct. But it is teeth. Yes. But it cannot bite, and it's not alive. Correct, correct, correct. Is it in a mouth? No. No more clues. It has many teeth, but cannot bite. You're done, dog. A comb.

A comb. What tooth have you seen on a comb? A comb? The big long things? Those are called teeth. See, that's stupid. I thought you were going to say that's racist. I was like,'s that's stupid i thought you would say that's racist i was like what no because who's ever said hey pass me them teeth dog pass me the comb yeah

they say the comb no one says hey pass me that spiral they say pass me the notebook you know my teacher used to say go get your spirals out a hundred percent her name was miss winkler she was great she said i was gonna be the mlb one day. She had me very misread. She clearly had... She had no clue who you were. The MLB? Yeah, you'd be the guy like, and now at bat,

that's what you'd be. I'd be Pierce? Yeah, that's it. Okay, sorry. Bro, screw Miss Winkler. No, don't you talk about Miss Winky. I'm just kidding. Miss Winky.

Miss Winky. She came to my Pop Warner football games and then she hugged me after the game and I cried. I've never felt that much support from somebody that wasn't in my family. I think I have a lot of issues I need to talk about.

Like, I think I need help. Better help. Better help. Insert ad. Uncle P, hello. You know how sometimes we can just be blowing and going

and just kind of forget things and the forgetting turns into stress and stress turns into anxious thoughts. And it's just spiral and spiral and spiral just keep snowballing yes you know what can really really help that though well tell me better help i love better help therapy helps you figure out what's holding you back to where you can work for yourself instead of against yourself cam therapy is helpful for learning positive coping skills and how to set boundaries, which is very important in everybody's life, I feel.

100%. It empowers you to be the best version of yourself. It isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. You can be having the best time in your life, you think, but it's always good to do those mental exercises, those mental workouts. Talk to a therapist, and I think there's no better place on earth than BetterHelp. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. Just fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist,

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Alright, I'm done with riddles. You suck. Okay, well. Final IQ score for Uncle P? Nine. I'm just kidding riddles. You suck. Okay, well. Final IQ score for Uncle P? Nine. I'm just kidding. We'll give you 85. I'll take that.

We'll give you 85. I'll take that. It's a B. Well, not really. I've always strived for Bs, and I think that's important. I think it causes unnecessary pressures on your kids. If you say you got to get all As, you got to get on that honor roll. Why would you?

Pass, dog. Pass. Period. Would you want your son?. Why would you? Pass, dog. Pass. Would you want your son? Put my wife in the background. Period. Would you want your son to just do a job? Yeah. If he's getting paid.

If you tell him to go to a workout, you tell him to go to a basketball workout. It's different. You just want him to go through the motions. It's different. No, it's not. You signed up for that. It's all work ethic. No, you signed up for that.

It's all work ethic. If your son goes to college and you're funding it, you want him to just get a C? Yeah. C's get degrees. Who gives a shit? Bro, you're not You signed up for that It's all work ethic If your son goes to college Yes And you're funding it You want him to just Get a C? Yeah, C's get degrees Who gives a shit? Bro, you're not a high achiever I am a high achiever I've done well for myself

You've done very good But I've had this mindset In school Not here Exactly But if it's something You're passionate about Yes, you have to do it

If you're passionate about it But school is something You mandatory Like it's mandatory It's not a good god mandatorily have to go to right mandatory to go to but there's another prefix to that

mandatory like you're getting told yeah mandatorily have to go to it right okay you didn't sign up that you have to do this correct you're not passionate about it you don't care maybe he is but I wasn't but get there do your work be respectful but i'm fine if you pass but i'm saying you are a very strong-willed person other people if they grow

up in all their life they're told to just not go hard not really work about it and they don't have a podcast yes they go and work at let's say hobby lobby nothing wrong with that there's nothing wrong with that be the best damn hobby lobbyist you can but they're not used to that they're used to just i just gotta show up and no i gotta show up and just hide for four hours so my shift's over that's what you could be instilling in them but i think it's circumstantial but it is but i'd say more people coming out don't get to go straight into their passion than people that do i've been having issues with my throat you have issues with a lot of things you know what I have an issue with?

What? I think cheetahs are a facade. I think there's propaganda around cheetahs. I don't believe in cheetahs and what they say about them. I've never really met one. Are you in the Illuminati? No. No, I'm not.

Why do you think everything is a lie? Because that's the thing. Y'all think here, I'm here. Right? You can literally watch a cheetah run fast online i can write i can run fast online final cut pro x hey let's go to africa and watch one you can go to the dallas zoo and find one yeah they're in a 10 by 10 yeah they say how fast do they say cheetahs can run how fast 70 miles an hour exactly you're saying they go as fast as a damn plane

when it takes off. Be careful. A plane taking off is way faster than 70. Are you nuts? They're going like 100 yards. They're going way... I've never been on the outside of a plane when it takes off. They're going way further than 100 yards. 100 yards is a football field. Think about 70 miles per hour.

You think end zone to end zone. A plane's just going... Okay. I drive 70 miles per hour to your house. Yeah. You're saying a damn leopard. Cheetah. Same thing, right?

Cheetah. Whatever. miles per hour to your house yeah you're saying a damn leopard cheetah same thing right cheetah whatever you're saying a damn cheetah can go side by side with my tesla vehicle 100 you're dumb as hell why do you how they say crocodiles can run 30 miles gallop they can say they run 30 miles per hour on land crocodiles are you nuts they do you They do. You're saying bears can run faster uphill? You're about to piss me off. They do. For someone that watches Animal Planet so much, you seem to question a lot about nature. Because I'm honest with my life and myself. No, you're insecure and feeble.

No, I'm not insecure. I'm not insecure. I'm not. No, I'm not. You don't want to cheat at being as fast as your precious new car. No, I don't care about my car. I'm just saying. Oh, that's'm not. You don't want a cheetah being as fast as your precious new car. No, I don't care about my car. I'm just saying. Oh, that's a lie.

I don't anymore. It's cracked. It doesn't work. It's the battery runs out. You care about MJ. I do love MJ. But I'm saying. So you're saying a crocodile can run 30 miles per hour on land? Yeah, it gallops.

So you're saying you put Usain Bolt and a crocodile at the start line. They go, go. It's the Olympics. We're in Brazil. Boom. Crocodile is keeping up with Usain. Think about it. Think about it.

Do you believe it? At top speed, he's faster than Usain Bolt. Do you believe that? Yeah. Why? Because I've seen it. You've literally, you've put on a referee outfit. You've got a little gun.

And you've got a stopwatch. And you say, hey, Crocky. Hi, me. Sorry about Steve Owen though i know he made your cousin a pair of shoes and you're like on the count of three you're gonna go to the finish line and you've gone one two three boom and you've clocked the damn crocodile that's what you're just telling me i didn't say i officiated a crocodile sprint i said i've seen a crocodile where tell me where where in dallas texas animal planet animal planet animal planet animal planet I've seen a crocodile. Where? Tell me. Gallop. Animal Planet. Animal Planet. Animal Planet.

Animal Planet. Animal Planet. I've also seen Iron Man bust through a thing and take down Thanos. It's not real. Animals are. You think everything on Animal Planet is real? Please tell me that. You think everything on Animal Planet is real?

I'm about to ruin your life. I'm about to give you the Harry Tubman treatment. Oh. That's an off-mic conversation. Animal Planet is real i'm about to ruin your life i'm about to give you the harry tubman treatment oh that's an off-mic conversation animal planet i'm about to ruin real life animals shot with cameras obviously they have to build storylines and whatnot but okay matter of fact i'm gonna challenge you get out of that stance i'm gonna challenge you explain to me how if a cheetah is caught on camera going 65 to 70 miles an hour. How is that fake? And I'm not... How do you shut your damn mouth? Listen, listen.

No, no, it's my turn. No, it's my turn. It's my turn. It's physically best to me right now. I will physically best you. No, you won't. I know your weak spots. No, you don't.

I don't have weak spots. I literally go like this to your hip and you shut down. You have twice as many weak spots as me. I can literally flick your toe. Your body shuts down. You have a wide tongue, a small left rib, and you have a gushy restart button on the top of your skull. Does that make you feel good?

You're your friend? And that's how the cheetah feels about you talking down on the cheetah. I don't give a shit about a cheetah. I've never met one. Exactly. That's why you hate them.

And if I were to go head to head with a cheetah guess who they'd try to kill? Me. What does that mean? Why should I be friends with somebody who wants to kill me? Because you give people

the benefit of the doubt and you see nice in everyone. You're not a person. You give things the benefit of the doubt and you see nice in everyone. No you don't. You should.

Oh you? You've never given me the benefit of the doubt. I always give the benefit of the doubt. Whenever see everyone no you don't you should oh you you've never given me the benefit of the doubt i always give whenever you said riddles i bet you're like oh it's elementary i bet he can't have a good time anyway what makes you think a cheetah on animal planet because you're seeing it okay and it says oh they're going 60 that's leanne the leopard leanne the leopard going 60 to go get down the gazelle. Yeah. And you're like, oh, yep, pretty true. How? How? Because whenever we film our field day, right? You fascinate me.

Whenever we film our field day, I can give me the edit. I can make me go 60 in post. I'll get a British man off of Upwork.com. I can go to Upwork.com and say, hey, narrate and say. Fiverr? Yeah. Say, hey, narrate over this clip say he's going 60 I'll put a lot over me and then I'll put some speedy legs

And you know they do on animal planet as well. They lie Half the shot of that because it got debunked how wait there's a video you know Yes, so the video of truth is false, but the video of false is truth. You sick, Da Vinci code son of a bitch. All right, listen. You believe in what you want to. You want to do that? Oh, shut your mouth.

How do you know it's not real? There's a video saying it's not real. How do you know it's fake? There's a video showing it's fake. Listen, stupid ass idiot. Hippie ass idiot. Hippie boy. Hip hip.

Ooh, when the truth comes out, I go to the hips. when the truth comes out, I go to the hips. When the truth comes out, I go to the hips. Ooh, my name's Cam. I got six degrees, but it's like I was on steroids of education because I got LASIK when I was six. I don't have LASIK. Yes, you did. And I used artificial breath until I was 18.

I didn't use it until 18. I used it until about 12. Anyway. I needed help. Anyway, you know how I can debunk that? Mm-hmm. Let's drop the ISOs of this. What?

Let's drop the ISOs. That has nothing to do with what I just said. Yes, it does. I said it. Because the video proof of our ISOs would prove some things in here. I know. Okay, okay. So I'm right.

How is your debunking video just pure fact, nothing touching? Because look, they went from here, the original shot, then they showed the outward shot of them doing it. The ISOs. That's all a debunking video is. That's all you're saying. Is they zoom out and now everything's fixed. Holy shit.

Yes. Listen, you know the bug animal planet, right? Do the bugs. No, I don't watch the insects. You don't watch the insects? I like predators. Like pre-mantuses? You've seen those.

I like the predators. Take down some things. They're in a box in a studio, and they take all these things. They put them in a box in a studio. It's not real. They're not in the Sahara. So the bug didn't take down the thing? They did, but it's not real.

What does that mean it's not real? Because in the establishing shots, they're showing the aerial view of Sahara, and they're like, we're going to go down to the jungle of Tribeca, and they go down. Okay, yeah. That's probably for resources and whatnot did the bug kill the thing it's showing yeah because they made it okay okay the bug killed it so that's real doesn't matter if it's in a box doesn't matter if it's a window or if it's in the

actual jungle not no it's not no it's not so the bug doesn't kill it you're you're the type of kid that believed in santa until you're 15 dog you're you said mommy where's my santa gift you said mommy you're 18 when you lost your last tooth i remember you did it at you're you said mommy where's my santa gift you said mommy you're 18 when you lost your last tooth i remember you did it at seminole you lost your last tooth when you're 18 it was a molar you lost it and you called lisa and you cried in the morning right before basketball practice said mama mommy mommy mom where is my where's the tooth fairy did she not come to seminole that's what you were because you believe everything. Nasty ass toe. Nasty ass toe.

Dumbass. Losing molars at 18. That'd be so irresponsible. Losing a molar at 18. I have a problem. What? You're about to lose a tooth? What?

You're not speaking. I never got the luxury of molaring teeth. What? You let not speaking. I never got the luxury of pulling teeth. What? I was scared. You let them rot out of your skull? I was scared. What? No.

You're scared of pulling your teeth? We spent so much money. I was scared. You couldn't pull your teeth out? Why? I was scared. Of what? I don't know. Dude, I used to put science behind it.

I'd ask for water and I would sit there and swish water. I was like, it's like a tree with roots. It loosens it up. Every time, every time as a kid, when my tooth was about to come out, I didn't let anybody touch it. I didn't want to pull it. My parents would have to take me to the dentist to pull teeth. You sheltered little bastard. I so scared you were i felt like a piece of my brain was gonna come out you know what i'm about to say you were that you were that you were that so every time it was literally like

you could be hanging by like all you had to do is that and then i would be like i would literally leave school sometimes they would have to call my parents and take me to the dentist yes bro i used to try to spit him as far as i could if it was too loose i'd be like i'd move it and i'd be like me lisa and mike mess up your name should have been gunter you played in sewers and ate bugs and shit and spit deep. Nasty ass. Gunter, come home. Your name should have been, um, like Paris.

Elizabeth, maybe. I had a friend named Paris. He was a really nice person. He was? This girl. Oh, she was? Yeah. Did she wear, like, polos and turtlenecks and didn't have social media until she was 19?

Was she pretty sheltered too? I didn't know her like that. Oh. We just shared classrooms. So you were just acquaintances. You probably weren't really friends. You couldn't tell me anything about her. What was your favorite part of the first day of school

in elementary school? I know mine. Seeing everybody. Oh, but you had social life. I didn't have it. Yeah, you had a tail and elf ears. I just hoped the prettiest girls

in my class would like to stare. Oh, I did. In elementary, I did like seeing the class because you just hope the prettiest girls in my class where I could stare. Oh, I did. And in elementary, I did like seeing the class. Cause like you didn't know. No. Oh my God. Middle school and high school when you actually had schedules and everyone would take them

bitches and throw them on Insta. Oh my God. That was a good era. That was lit. That was a good era. Which lunch you got? You start getting deep. Your sea lunch too.

Say less, bro. That was the, oh, that was sick. And, and. I feel like kids don't care about that no

well they're on snapchat and shit yeah they're being nasty but the thing about elementary school the first day and god bless my parents they worked hard and they tried but they never got the right school supplies and so i would always be the kid just tell your mom was pissed year after year she's like man they can can scissors what does it matter like they cut don't they yeah yeah and i would have the wrong glue that god that used to earth me like no other she's like no no honey this is purple glue i was like but it it dries invisible like it's just sticky it's just to put my triangle on the behind on the house you know the first class i blew woman the first class I failed in school, it was in elementary school, was art.

Something about my brain, because I would always do this. When they told me to draw, I would always go off of what they told me to. So I'd use that as a basis, right? You were always a creative man. Yeah. Always. I'd use that as a basis, but then I'd bubble the whole paper. I'd bubble it.

It was like my signature. I loved it. I still do it sometimes when I'm lonely and sad and naked they all kind of go like that and really sweaty and I used to do that and then the the last thing of the year was paint and they never let us touch paint and that's why I really don't like paint anymore and so it was like they gave us this thing right and it was big borders and it was really easy now that I think about it but something in me couldn't do it and so like they would say please do not touch the black outline with the paint. And I would always touch the black outline with the paint.

And they made me stay after school. And they called my dad off of work. And they were like, you have to be here to supervise him. Or he's going to fail. Shout out to your dad. Yeah, it's simply not that serious. It's elementary art. She sucked.

And I saw her at the movie theater. And that's when I realized that teachers don't live in the classroom. Oh, my God. The first realization when you see a teacher in public, you're just like, yeah. No, that's – I used to always call her the evil art teacher, and I was with my grandma at the time. And then I was like, Grandma, that's her.

And she goes, oh, that's the evil art teacher? And she goes – You were like, come on, Grandma. Bro, when you said that you're gonna you're gonna make fun of me so bad but i don't even care when you said that i thought of two art memories that i have from elementary so the first one it was like a paint thing it was just like a week project you just painted something right but in the last day she said you have to add a word to it to describe the painting so i was drawing like clouds and stuff and whatever right i i tried to put angel

i spell angles in paint in the middle of the thing. I still have a problem with that. So that sucked. The funny one though, this was literally in like second grade. Okay. This just shows how weird of a kid I was, bro. I had it, oh my god, if it's in my parents' garage still

because they keep everything, but if it's in there still, oh my god. So we had a free drawing day, right? Okay. I'm talking like, this is kinder, first grade. Okay. People are drawing stick figures and shit,

snowmen in the middle of August, like random shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I grabbed four pieces of manila paper, taped them all together, so I had a huge canvas. And from top to bottom, the entire thing

was an industrial, streamlined conveyor belt factory with workers. Oh, you were always Gunter. You were always Gunter. I would have hated you, dog. What's wrong with you? I worked on it for like two weeks, bro. Everyone else just did like a drag and they were done. It was like a mural of like like work just like just employees no substance i'm surprised you didn't want to be

like an architect no substance behind it literally was a conveyor belt from the top all the way to the bottom just workers doing different pieces oh it was that's actually kind of impressive it was you know it looked sick like i saw when i was like 14 i was randomly trying to find something i saw it i was like yo i was pretty talented i suck find something. I saw it and I was like, yo, I was pretty talented. I suck. Did you take Cornell notes in high school? Oh, 100%. I had to, though.

I never did it the right way. You're supposed to write a question. Or the subject or whatever. And then the summary at the bottom. All I did was for definitions. I would just put the Treaty of Versace. Versace. Versalis. That's where Versace came from. One of those treaties and I'd just write what it was. Versace. Versalis.

That's where Versace came from. One of those treaties, and I just write what it was. Okay. That's all I did. Yeah. Before we get into this ad break, happy birthday to Big Mike. Big Mike. Great applause for Big Mike.

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rest of the episode you should know podcast oh all right all. We had to take a little break. Got a little worked out. I can't wait to go to Los Angeles. I feel so at home. Oh. How much to light up my LA again. How much money would you pay to relive that night? Oh, so much better. I was just talking about it. That was an unbelievable night.

It was so good. I can't wait to- oh so much better I was just talking about it that was an unbelievable night it was so good and the fact the fact that it was so like kinda last minute to be honest kinda last minute we have the best fans in the world

for real my god god it was so much fun it was fantastic but but oh speaking of whenever I go out in public

I was singing about this and I wanna know and to all the men the good men in the comment section not the bad ones no the bad ones you can burn. Ooh.

I have. God, that was dark. That's true. I was thinking about this, right? When you're, I was walking down a staircase, right? A back staircase of my apartment complex. It was like 2 a.m. I know exactly what staircase you're speaking of.

It smells a little bad. Why were you leaving at 2 a.m.? I don't remember. I was walking around at 2 a.m. Hello. I was walking around my staircase at 2 a.m., right? And there was a, it was only me and this woman this woman right and she had a little book bag on she was just going like this and she didn't have a dog she didn't have anybody and i do guys i wanted to do this i don't know what you said i really use do guys like i really use i don't know if you do this

do you make yourself known to be not a threat when it's only you and a woman? And you get told you're a little scared? 100%. Okay. It's just like a courteous thing to do. Like, I mean, I'm never just openly going to be like, hey, I'm not here to get you. Yeah, I'm not here to hurt you. That'll spook them.

But it's like, you go like, hey, how's it going? Or just like. Oh, no. I don't speak to them. I think that makes it more of a threat. What? I literally just wait. You wait?

So we were going down the staircase together, right? It's like seven flights of stairs. We were going, and I was like trailing her. Like, we just happened to be at the same spot at the same time. And I could tell her she was a little anxious. And so I was like, I'm not going to hurt you. You said I'm not going to hurt you in a British accent. I'm not going to hurt you.

No, I just stopped. She's like, I just stopped and let her go all the way down. I didn't know y'all were going the same way. I thought you were saying like crossing paths and she like clenched the purse. Oh, no. No, we were literally going down. I'd be like, oh, excuse me. Have a good one.

Yeah. And walk away. And I was already hitting a little trot down the stairs. And so she definitely thought you were hitting a little 440 blast. Yeah, and I saw her go like this and I was just like, and I just stopped. And I waited until I heard the door open and close. You gave that patented Caucasian wave? How you doing?

Okay, that's a, oh, I don't know. This might be a tricky topic. Do you do a different head? Up is to people you know. Down is to no one you don't know. Yeah, like that. So if you know someone, or if you've seen them before, but if you don't know them, it's. Or, not even that.

If it's somebody my age, I won't go down. I'll still go like that. If it's somebody my age and they're of my. If I don't know you, you're... Not even that. If it's somebody my age, I won't go down. I'll still go like that. If it's somebody my age and they're of my... If I don't know you, you're getting this. Nah, with elders, I'll hit them with the... Hit a four-way stop, they're like... Do you ever feel like you're in your own world when you're in your car? Like, I forget that...

You feel like you're in your own world when you're in your car In your bed In someone else's car In a plane In a bus Doesn't matter Walking in a street I just forget that people can see in my car No I told them the other day

You look pissed when you drive Really? You literally look like You're always coming back From like Like a lawsuit That you just lost Like you literally drive like this

You're like Like there's no You're not singing or anything Like at red lights You'll get some movement but when you're driving it's literally like this every time it's driving showering and shitting is the best time to think and that's my thinking face no shitting is fantastic yeah but then when your leg goes numb it's borderline like survival and you're thinking yeah because you're sitting

there just like i need to fix my stool what's wrong with it i can't say that on the internet bloody no no no okay good no well you have something for me cam i see you have a prop What's wrong with it? I can't say that on the internet. Bloody? No, no, no. Okay, good. No. Wait, you have something for me, Cam. I see you have a prop over there. I do.

So the reason it's turned around, ladies and gentlemen, I told P I have something for him because I think, yet again, he might fail. But hopefully he can raise his IQ from a 62 and 80. What are we going to do? We are playing Hangman. Do I get to be the guy who writes? Oh, absolutely not. You're going to be the guesser. Oh, I get to be the guesser.

I'm the puppeteer to your Pinocchio. What's his name? Be careful. It's like Alcatraz. No, that's a place where you live. You don't want to live there. What is his name? Gespedo.

Pinocchio. No, the guy. I've never seen that movie. Whatever. Let me grab it. I'm confident in this because I'm really good at English. Yeah, and that's exactly why I did this. I'm so tired of you. Dude, I'm so good at English. I used to write bomb ass essays. I'm confident in this because I'm really good at English. Yeah, and that's exactly why I did this. I'm so tired of you.

Dude, I'm so good at English. I used to write bomb-ass essays. I'm so tired of you. You let me write your essays in college. No, I didn't. Did you talk about France PowerPoint stuff? No, yeah. I'm came from too busy failing math.

You had to ask someone else for help on math and I was doing my own work. That's hurtful. Anyway, this is the first installment of co-host Cam Hangman. Woo! As you see, it is... I'm not gonna lie, your diction is pretty bad,

so I think that word's gonna be easy. As you see, it is a simple seven-letter word, not a phrase, seven letters. Okay? That's three syllables. That's not a finite answer. Yeah, if it's five or more, let it score. What the fuck?

Four or less, let it rest. And you were good at English. Alright, buddy. Oh, that's rounding up in math. So, every three wrong guesses, you get a clue. I get hit? I wasn't going to take it to violence. Every three wrong guesses, you get a clue.

Okay. I will write the clues on the left side of the board to jog your memory. I'm pretty sure if you guess... This is the missed letter box. And if you guess wrong, a piece of article of clothing will be drawn. I know the rules of fucking anything. Do you? Because you're about to say, I'm pretty sure you guessed and it was going to be wrong.

Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure the guess are right. No? No. So you don't know the rules. We didn't let... You stupid. My school didn't let me play hangman because it was culturally inappropriate.

Okay. Well, it's not here on the You should know podcast we mean nothing but love and good vibes here we go seven letters i will continuously show the viewers the board first guess let's hear it okay what guess the letter no hangman you guess the letter that's how hangman works you got it you give me a prompt right it's seven letters do you start every wrong that's not that's not how you play hangman you always put me at a disadvantage and make me look small how do you play hangman animal animal if it's an animal you say animal you look at a seven letter animal dumbass so if it's not an animal what do i say and you get a piece of whatever the subject is no you start with nothing and you guess if you get three wrong i then give you a clue to narrow your guessing maybe that's

how you're stupid moron that's maybe that's how y'all played in the gt classes we got a little help yeah we didn't get help it's seven letters whatever all right hey here's a clue start with the vowel mr english major sometimes why but'm going to start with an A. A? That's a good guess. No, it's not. There's not a single A. Hey, media guy, show them the board when you're writing.

Yeah, well, guess what? There's not an A, and now your guy has a head. I thought you started with the feet. There's not an A. You start with the feet. What's connected to the rope? You connected at the end, and now he's kaput. Whatever, dog.

Bro, your school sucks. Well, guess what your guess was wrong and you're holding up so i could see it go all right um a e i o u e e your man now has a head and a body you're two letters in well give me a guess you said every guess i get i said every three okay mr english doesn't have ears. I. I! I. Wait, I think I know it.

All right, buddy. Three vowels down. You got one letter, and your guy has a head and a body. It looks like your torso. Very long. Yeah. Before you guess, you do understand that every wrong guess... Is a ligament. Is a ligament.

I think I know, though, because there's only so many animals that end with an I in the second letter. Okay. It is an animal. I caught you! That's how I got him! Hey, sit your shaking nine-year-old ass down. You're like a kid that just got a gift. I didn't get gifts as a kid.

I bet you got sweaters and coal. Go! It is an animal. It is an got sweaters and coal. Go. It is an animal. Let's play. It is. I got you. A-E-I-O-U. What? A-E-I-O-U. You want O and U? No, dumbass. O. Then make your guess. O.

Yes! No! Art of deception. Okay, so you gotta give me a guess. Food. Now, can I ask a follow-up? Nope. Come on, dude. Make it fun for me. Art of deception Okay So you gotta give me You gotta give me a guess Food Now Can I ask a follow up Nope Come on dude Make it fun for me

You gotta get Be smart It'll be real fun Food With an I T T T

You got two legs buddy Put a hat on him Or something You're gonna be like No no Give him a third eye Give him a mohawk Give him a haircut

Give him a new A E I O F Nope Alright T Alright Good god Give him a mohawk. Give him a haircut. Give him a new... A, E, I, O, E. F. It's the audio. Nope. All right, T. All right, sit. Good God.

Hey, moron. There's a big-ass box with the wrong and right letters. You already said them. Okay. S. My God, dude. Second clue. Oh, God.

Fruit. That's a big clue. Big hint. Oh, God. Fruit. That's a big clue. Big hint. Oh, wait. Pickleberry. What? I'm thinking out loud. Pickleberry?

Yeah. What in God's green earth is a pickleberry? Native to Indonesia. Native to Indonesia. Tell me the color of a pickleberry. Green. Yeah, you beat me to it. You're an idiot.

You're not nice. It's going to be hard for you to make to the heavenly gates. Nope. My spot in the kingdom is forever reserved. P. P? Yeah. Oh, two P's!

Poopy pop pop. Poopy pop pop. Poopy pop pop. What fruit is a poopy pop pop? Is that native to... Where is that native to? Germany. A poopy pop pop is that native to where where's that native to germany a poopy pop pop they go poopy pop pop that's not german that is british what what did german sound like heisenberg poopy pop yeah this might be insensitive um poop oh i already said oh

what is it is this a real fruit? Yes. Like, it's an everyday fruit? Yes. Like, we eat it. No. See, that's papaya. No!

No! Pipe down. Oh. Papaya. Guess what? You guessed A. That's a fact. Dummy.

No, wait. No, no, no. That was me thinking out loud. No, stop. Stop. Stop. Give me grace. Give me grace.

You don't deserve it. Give me grace. You don't deserve grace. Please, please, Cam. It's me. Oh, yes, yes, yes. No, stop. Stop. No, no, no. Give me grace. You were so calm. Give me grace. You don't deserve it. Give me grace. You don't deserve grace. Please, please, Cam. It's almost my birthday. You don't deserve grace. Almost? Your birthday's in February.

It's November. It is. It is not November. Holiday season. He has an eye. We're going to go one more eye, mouth, hair, and he's done. Okay. Three more wrong guesses.

Seasonal. You suck, bro. It's a seasonal fruit. Did you get invited to birthday parties as a kid? See, and I was the damn... You were the worst. I was the master of entertainment. You're the worst at birthday parties.

You think I was playing Hangman at a birthday party? We were playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, snipers only, quick scope on split screen on Rust. Seasonal. I don't know what my seasons are. What season? Summer fruit? I'm not a fruit guy.

All you know is beef and Coke. What season? Summer fruit? I'm not a fruit guy. Who? I don't. All you know is beef and coke. Yeah. Whoa. Beef and Diet Coke. Okay. Come on. This sucks.

I don't know. Give me. You should have gave me an easier one. You. Yeah. Puppy. Puppy. That's what it says on the screen.

Food, fruit, seed Pumpkin Pumpkin Pumpkin It's not a fruit Seeds have vegetables Pumpkin's a fruit No

Vegetables have seeds It's a vegetable No they don't Yes it is Yes it is Pumpkin is a fruit No it's not No it's not

No it's not No it is not No it's not Pumpkin is a fruit No it is not Pumpkin is a vegetable's not. No, it's not. No, it is not. No, it's not. Pumpkin is a fruit. No, it is not. Pumpkin is a vegetable. What's a vegetable? What's a vegetable?

Pumpkin's a fruit. No, listen. I'm asking you a question. What's a vegetable? What differentiates a vegetable from a fruit? Seeds, right? No. So, an apple's a vegetable.

Apples have seeds. No, they don't. What apple slices have you ever ate a seed out of? Apples have seeds. Bananas have seeds. So when you go to McDonald's, right, and they say you want apple slices, you've eaten a seed out of it? Because it's in a bag, you dumbass. What is it, though?

A fruit. And it has seeds. A pumpkin is a fruit. You don't know shit about pumpkins. A pumpkin's a fruit. Explain to me how a pumpkin's not a fruit. The seed, dumbass! Apples have seeds.

Oh, so when the- Bananas have seeds. Okay, so you had a pumpkin smoothie before, right? Oranges have seeds. You've had a pumpkin smoothie before, right? Yeah. Ew. Pumpkin smoothie, pumpkin flavoring, pumpkin spice latte.

Tell me where you got a pumpkin smoothie from. Smoothie King, shitbag! Okay. A pumpkin is a fruit! Hey, take me to your seasonal Smoothie King, dog. Go to the closest one! Show me where they have that, dog! How do you put a pumpkin in a blender?

Big-ass blender, dumbass! It's flavoring. Pumpkin flavoring. A pumpkin is a fruit. How can your little compartmentalizing brain not understand this a pumpkin is a fruit that is fact no you always do this goddamn game with me and you always you have the wrong answers your information is wrong and you make me look stupid to the public a pumpkin is a fruit tell me when you go to the pumpkin patches in a fruit farm!

What? Fruit farms aren't... Are there pumpkins in fruit farms? There's pumpkin patches. It's in a fruit... I'm asking you a specific question. Have you ever been to a zucchini zestiful? No. Just because you look like JFK doesn't mean you have to act like him, right?

Stop being a politician. Hi, fellow Americans. A pumpkin's a fruit. There's nothing else to be said. No, it's not. No, it's not. That's what I'm i'm saying pumpkin spice latte is not a fruit drink matter of fact back to your what pumpkin spice latte is not a fruity drink it's a vegetable drink it's not it's the same thing as greens dog i think you have it ass backwards i think

fruits have seeds no i've learned that, people say the whole tomato debate. They say a tomato is technically a fruit because it has seeds. I've never heard of the tomato debate. You've never heard of a lot of things. And clearly you've never heard that a pumpkin is a damn fruit. It's a fruit. There's no debate. Okay, put it in a blender and you'll give me a fruit smoothie with a pumpkin.

Put it in a blender. Your logic. If it can't fit in a blender, what does that mean? How do you get? No, no, no. Because you say you go to the smoothie king. And I've been to several Smoothie Kings. And they make it right in front of you.

And I see the goddamn blenders. A pumpkin can't fit in a blender. So if it can't fit in a blender, it's just not a fruit. Essentially. So I can put a brick in a blender. And it's a brick of fruit. No, you cannot. You cannot fit in a brick.

You have not seen industrial-sized blenders. You have not seen them. That's the thing with you. You lie to people. It's going to be so hard for you to fit into Heavenly Gates. Fruit. Fruit. No, it's not.

There's seeds on the inside. Fruit. You can eat it. You can eat the pumpkin seeds. People eat pumpkin. It's fruit. You can eat it. It's a fruit.

It's a vegetable. It gives earth. Okay. It's giving earth. Yeah. Tell me how it's a vegetable. I can tell you how it's fruit because it has seeds. No, that's what I said.

But that's, I don't care if you said that. It's like the sky's pink. I don't care if you said it. It's wrong. It is a fruit. Say it with me. It is a vegetable. It is a vegetable.

It comes from the earth. It's in the grass. No, listen. You deserve to be shunned. Listen before this. Think of every vegetable, right? What does it give? Grass, right? Yes. Does pumpkin give grass

or does it give strawberry? Answer my answer. Answer my question. Pumpkin gives strawberry. Pumpkin is closer to strawberry. You're lying now. It's going to be so hard for you is closer to strawberry. All right, so you just lie. All right. Pumpkin, you're lying now. It's going to be so hard for you to talk to God.

Have you ever had broccoli bread? Has anyone made you a broccoli loaf? No. You had pumpkin bread, though. That's weird. Anybody have strawberry bread? No. Oh, guess what you just said is invalid.

You've had banana bread, haven't you? Yes. You've had apple pie, haven't you? Yeah. You haven't had fucking cauliflower pie. Have you had pumpkin pie? Yeah. Oh! Oh! You've had apple pie, haven't you? You haven't had fucking cauliflower pie. Have you had pumpkin pie? Yeah! Oh!

Strike goes the dog! I don't know what just came out of me. Pumpkin, to end it all, undo your legs. Undo them. You can undo them. Stop it. Is pumpkin a fruit?

No one knows. Pumpkin, fruit, or vegetable? Fruit. Because it's a product of a seed-bearing structure of flowering plants. Vegetables, on the other hand, are edible portion of plants such as leaves, stems, root bulbs, flowers, and tubers. That's how I could tell you were remedial in school. I was remedial! That's the first thing they teach you. I was remedial. That's the first thing they teach you.

I was remedial. That's the first thing they teach you. You just said you went to school with the wrong supplies. You can't do this and do this. Shut up. The first thing they teach you in school is don't trust the Google. Don't trust the internet. You went to the school of spycraft.

You went to the school of double agents. I always wanted to go to Sky High. I bet you did. God, that was such a good film. God, we can meet in the middle there. No, we can't. Put your anger aside. Anger aside.

All right, anyway, Cam's wrong about everything. I'm right. He's just a prideful, loud bastard. He calls me names. It's clear. It's clear. Doesn't know how to write when he was holding it side by side and he was a teacher. Can't write like this.

I wonder what the passing rate in your classroom was. 100%. Everyone passed. Didn't fail a single kid. Well, I could get into a lot. Yeah. Sure could. There't fail a single kid. I could get into a lot. Yeah. Sure could. There's paperwork that even.

But I think it's time to help the viewers. I think it's time for people's second favorite segment. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P Dr. P Dr. P Dr. P Dr. P The country's best love doctor Alright, on this week's segment Welcome back to the office We got the clinical trials in full pursuit

We got all the interns watching on To understand how love is made Whoa, the birds and the bees How love is made How love is counseled and how love is diagnosed from the greatest love doctor in the world none other than dr p we're gonna jump straight into it i'm here to say we got one simple case and here we go i'm here to save some relationships i've helped out two relationships in the past two weeks i'm here to do a third i didn't mean

to interrupt yeah you're you are the secretary you do your job you read me i was trying to give you hype you're not good at it okay well you're the good doctor here we go dear dr p hello i kind of got a crush on this girl in one of my classes and we've done homework together and it was pretty chill but i want to ask her out but i don't know if she's got a boyfriend what should i do doctor oh so he does the homework studies he likes her she has a boyfriend he doesn't know sounds like he's figuring out if he's a shooter shot or not oh dr p is always here to help you shoot your shot look put your pelvis down what who's the doctor you're right sorry sorry lord this is this is what you do he's already he doesn't even know oh this young buck doesn't even know doesn't know anything he is in prime flirting position he's already putting in the extra work he's doing homework is the

gateway he's already doing that's that's that's what you learn as a young buck homework is the gateway oh let me hold you number two oh Oh, is that a Bic pencil? Oh, let me colorize your homework. Let me highlight. Girl, you need a highlighter? I was just about to go to the highlighters. Yeah. You're already there, and she asked you.

Now, I don't know your grades. You might just be the smart guy, and she just needs to help. Now, this is what I want to ask them. How does the dynamic work when they're doing homework? Is she just like, like hey do this for me smart boy or are they like having rhythm are they having conversation are they having fun laughs are they over coffee so so does does do you need you have to have that information to give your diagnosis oh no no because you're the greatest no because i'm the greatest you other clinical

doctors do i don't yeah this is what you follow the rules you do what you studied he's outside the box remember i know she doesn't have a boyfriend or she's cheating on him there's one of those two because that would have came up he would have get cute he would have saw a call immediately he would have saw a call be like i gotta get home my boyfriend's calling me or she would have been nervous enough it just came out flat out and said it said it like hey i'm not gonna lie thank you but i have a boyfriend but she didn't say that. And look what I said last episode plant the seed. My lip is so dry.

Plant the seed. Which is what you gotta do. You have to. You throw one little flirt out there. Good harvester. Oh my god. Second one. And then you back out.

You drop the flirt and you back out. So it's like hokey pokey. Hokey pokey do the turn around. You put that little leg in there and then you take that right out. And you take it out. You're playing hopscotch with a heart oh god trademark

that trademark you do hopscotch with a heart you get in there by the long division you help her out and you just test first week small flirt second week bigger flirt third week biggest flirt and then you ask the question. What's the question? Do you want to fall in love? Do you want to breed? No. Okay. Never ask that.

That's why you're the secretary. And that's, I failed. And then third week, it's a three-week process. You're playing the long game. It's a marathon, not a sprint. It's never a sprint. If you love this woman, you'll be there for the long haul. One week, small flirt. Second week, bigger flirt.

Third week, biggest flirt. And you ask bigger flirt. Third week, biggest flirt. And you ask the question. Now, you have to be prepared for the repercussions. She says, I have a boyfriend. You slaughter him. You just take him out. You absolutely order an assassin and take him out. You eliminate.

Just eliminate the problem. You eliminate the problem. Take the bad out of the bad. And even if she says, I do have a boyfriend. Say, does he help you with your math homework? Dr. P's a little toxic, but I help it. And it makes for great love stories. Makes for great love stories.

Is that it? Ten years later when they have their kids, you're like, you know, I used to, I made your mom commit adultery. And now we're here. And now her previous boyfriend's deceased. Yeah, I actually killed him. You want to hear that, kids? Come for the campfire story. That was what?

Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. But now I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Uh-oh. Sing it along behind that screen. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Wow. What do we got for pop culture? It's going to be passed. I know what you're going to say, but go ahead and give your final prediction. I'm so sorry.

It's a cardinal sin to speak on the same pop culture two weeks in a row, but we are mere hours, mere hours away from tomorrow's fight. He's rocking the Hasbulla shirt. Hasbulla is backing Islam in the fight. It is unbelievable. There's going to be a massive UFC

card here in the United States at about 10 a.m. tomorrow, Saturday the 21st. I mean, I'm going to be glued to the TV. I don't know about you. I'm going to be glued to the TV. I'm going to help live before. I'm going to help live after. But during, I'm glued to the TV. I love her to death and my Siri better stop talking. But

final predictions. Championship fight. I'm going Islam gets it done again yes co-main I love Kamaru and he used to fight out of Dallas

but I want to see Hamzat win he's just a murderer like he is he is just he's terrifying so who do you want to win in the first fight

first fight I don't necessarily want anybody I think it'd be dope if I want someone to win I think it'd be cool for Alex to win. Yeah. 12 days notice, jump up a weight class and fight him again and get revenge.

And then they'd probably set up a trilogy. But I think Islam. So the first one, I truly don't care who wins. I don't have a connection to either one. Islam's going to win. I think Islam. Second one, I have more of a connection to Kamaru, but Hamzat is coming up. He's a crazy man.

He's been in like a 10-month training camp technically. He hasn't fought in like a year. I want Hamzat to win. Third fight, I want Johnny Walker. Fourth fight, I can't say his name. It's one of the Dagestan guys. Just long, super hard name. But he's 11-0. I want to see him get the win too.

I want Kamaru to win. You want Kamaru? I want Alex to win. I love Islam though. He's crazy. But he's 11-0. I want to see him get the win, too. I want Kamaru to win. You want Kamaru? And I want Alex to win. I think... I love Islam, though. He's crazy, dog. If I had to pick who I want to win, I think it'd be sick to see Volk win. I think it'd be sick to watch Alex win. But I don't love either one or hate either one.

So it's just going to be a great fight. But me and Pete are going to be glued, holding hands, kissing feet. I have a pop culture. Glued to the TV. What's your pop culture? My pop culture, I think, is the biggest news kissing feet. I have a pop culture. Glued to the TV. What's your pop culture? My pop culture, I think, is the biggest news of the week in all of pop culture. Oh, 100%. It's a huge news.

We're going to be in L.A. December 7th at the Regent Theater, and the tickets are live right now. They're actually, we already got the call, they're breaking down the Hollywood sign and putting up You Should Know in the same font. Yeah, it costs $12. $12? Yeah, anybody can do it. That's all it was to take down the glorious, infamous Hollywood science. It was 12 bones. 12 bones in a back rub.

But this is what I'm excited for at the L.A. Show. I'm very excited for New York. I cannot wait. It's my first time in New York. We're less than a week away. Eight days. I hope New York, New York, to the people that are coming, y'all have to be loud.

Y'all have to be so loud. Before the show even starts, in the line before. During the pregame warm-ups when we got the tunes and oh oh if you're is djp coming with the heat with the tunes that boy has a playlist it's gonna oh it's gonna make you on fire in the patreon if you're in the club you know you know how special that that playlist is and you're getting all of that for the live show so show up early as early as you can um it's gonna be great but i'm super excited for new york it's going to be some full circle moments that's going to happen at our new york show that is only going to happen

at new york so you are going to get something very special in new york and then in la it's going to be literally filled with the best fans in the world and then um some of our friends that are content creators like some of your favorite content creators are going to be at the LA show. Uh, I don't know if they want me saying who exactly. We'll just wait. Yeah. But,

uh, it's going to be some of the biggest content creators in the game. They're the best fans in the world. Family's going to be there. It's going to be insane. You know, LA is like a second home for me. I love LA.

I feel so at home. Um, yes. What are you excited for the next two shows? I mean, bro, like you said, it's fun because they both have something that will only happen there. Like we have New York people, New York natives that are quite big. Again, I'm not going to say who it is. You probably already know.

Some of you, if you have intuition. But they're only going to be at the New York one because that's where they're from. We have L.A. Same thing. So it's like, it's just dope. Like Dallas, the New York one because that's where they're from. We have LA, same thing. So it's just dope. Dallas was our first one. It was home for us. New York, it's our second one.

We got New York people, special things happening there. LA, the third one, we got special people, special things happening there. It's like every live show just has its own unique taste and experience. It's going to be amazing. I'm just hyped. It's crazy how this happened.

A movie popped up on Netflix. I should have never heard of it. just, it's going to be amazing. I'm just hyped. It's crazy how this happened. A movie popped up on Netflix and I never heard of it. I click it 20 minutes into the movie. One of the people that's going to be at the LA show was one of the main

characters in the movie. And I was like, what the hell? It's like, it's supposed to happen. So, that was Pop Culture

Painting Camp. Pop Culture Painting Camp. Ow! Get us out of here, co-host Cammington, Camo and hippie. You already know.

We absolutely love y'all. This is hippie coming with the outro, but this is episode 83, New York, New York. We're going to see you before you see us on this screen again. Think about what I just said. Let that marinate.

We don't see you before you see us on this screen again. New York. You're seeing this on Monday. We're seeing you in five days' time on Saturday night. Oh, shit, that's scary. That's crazy. We're so hyped.

We're going to put on an amazing performance, and we cannot wait to see all of your beautiful, amazing faces. LA, you got a little time to sit and think about how amazing the show's going to be. You got a little time to simmer on it. You better buy the ticket, though. But we coming for your ass, too.

And there's so many people that thinks when tickets sell out, we can just expand the venue. It's just not people that thinks when tickets sell out we can just like expand the venue it's just not how it's just not how that works so you might want to

click the links camkennedy22 Instagram psh8 Instagram you should know pod Instagram and also in the description here

there's only the amount of tickets that there is I don't know what else to tell you when they're gone they're gone we love you

we wish hell we wish there was a venue that could hold however many. Yeah, we go to MSG. Yeah,

but there's only as many as there is, so if you want to secure your spot, go click the links and the bios and get your ticket, but we are so ready

for that too. Hopefully, it'll be a little colder. It's still warm in Texas. I mean, we're literally almost in November. Today was like 85 degrees.

Yeah, today was hot, but it's been kind of chilly. It's sick, but we absolutely love y'all. This week's code to confuse the casuals leave it everywhere go leave it on our uh post about under the prison la no no this week's confusing the casuals and get your good karma code is pif

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Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. We absolutely love every single one of you. This is episode 83 of You Should Know Podcast. You cannot wait to see New York. We cannot wait to see you in New York on Saturday, and then we'll be back next Monday to tell you all about it. And we've got the Halloween episode.

Oh my god. Next episode is Halloween. Yeah, leave your guesses. If someone guesses it, we'll do something for you. No, we won't. We still love you though. What I had to do to make it home to Christmas and we will see you. What did you say? I can't hear you.

In New York and LA next time. Spooky season costumes. I love Cam Wynn and his hip sucks. There you are.