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You sound hollow. I know you're not. You're filled with pudding in the excess, but you sounded hollow. Dude, I used to... I used to... I know you want to... Oh, dude.

I used to... Okay, this is doxing. Bad. Go ahead. Tom. I used to fake wrestle my father during his naps in between jobs when I was young. And I would... I would cosplay as an ape

from Planet of the Apes. And I would get on my... on top of my father and I beat him senselessly and I literally be like, Oh my dad and God bless him because he just let me go to town. Did you know? And I literally was like, right, right? All that 8 p.m. He's worked at 16 hours.

He's exhausted. He hates you. I mean, he's going to the airport and pack and stuff. He's like, uh, like Mike, why do you have bruises on your chest? My son went to be a chimp. Hey, can I say something? Go for it. Do you know there's a civil war going on with chippanzis right now in Uganda?

What? Yeah, speaking of monkeys. There's an ape empire civil war in Uganda. First time in 500 years. First time in 500 years! Yeah. Why is it not the first time they have ape civil wars? That's a known thing.

So I forgot. Who is documented this? So there's a group of scientists that have been monsoon. this specific species of chimpanzees in Uganda. This is the smartest I've ever sounded, by the way. Because he's a chimpanzee in a different country? Just do chimpanzee Uganda? Give me my no bell. What are you talking about?

So there's a specific group of chimpanzees that these scientists have been watching for years. And now they've been living together fine, right? They've been fine, cool, cohabitating, cohabitating. Cohabitation. Until 2,000. Oh god. What's it called the primary guy? What's he called? Let's go with maybe king Maybe the short like the the dominant one. What's it called when you're dominant in like a king? What's the what's the lion called when he's a king? He's a king. No, no no no. There's the rule. Not ruler, but it's like in a male's a king. No, it's like no. Kim, if you say king one more time. I told you's that king. Anything's king who's the best basketball player of all time abroad. What is it? I'm talking about specifically with animals. The dominant.

one. The Patriarch. The ruler of like the animals. The governor? I don't know. Maybe one more shot in the dark. The king. The lion's the king of the jungle.

There's a king over an empire. No, it's like the male. There's a specific word and there's screaming in the comments. I know they are. Patriarch. Shut up. Patriarch. I'm about to beat you like an egg.

Anyway. So the king monkey. There we go. Right? He died. Right. So now there has been like in 2013, the king Abe died. Yes.

So now that there's, There was like this, there's battle between like the males to see who is going to take the top. Who's going to be the next heir to the throne. Right? And so they split into two different factions. God, you're speaking mindling. And then in 2015 is when the first attack happened. They like, it was a planned out attack.

Yes, dude, they're so smart. They're so smart. There was a planned out attack from the West. And they came over and like literally like just started beating on them, right? Yeah, just beating their West Coast style. But now. They said, what are you going to do about it? But now in this document, there's videos and photos of this because they have scientists in Uganda, like monitoring them.

And they said it's gotten to a point where there is a full-on war with tactical attacks for each side. Like they can see them planning these attacks. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God, diversions and everything. You probably got one little, like little street act going out there, like maybe a bad arm ape. He comes with a hat and everything. He's like, oh, she's fire. She's fire.

Oh, and then people up in the trees like, ha! It's exactly what's going on. And the attacks are, they're saying, are brutal. I can only imagine, just imagine 100 men going and attacking another 100 men with no weapons. Yeah. Like, just, you got to kill someone with your hands. No, they'll get them in the sleep.

They do like nighttime tactical attacks like they're wearing. They got Navy SEAL Apes. They're watching. Seal Team 6A. So Sama bin, Ben, take them down apes. They got tactical teams. They have night vision goggles on the apes, and they're going, no, you know they got a strong.

They got a Chris Kyle. He's got a spear way in the back. He's just sitting there. They got a, they got, it's just flowing. They got somebody commit war crimes. Somebody really talented committing war crimes. You know, you know there's a traitor. You know there's a guy that he's reping Crips and blood.

Oh, yeah. We got a double agent. Oh, double agent. That's like homeland of the monkeys. That is. What in the hell? Okay, so what's the, are they still fighting? Yeah.

No, it's getting. to a boiling point, like to where it's going to be super bad, to where, like, it might mess up that whole population. Holy how many apes are there, by the way? A lot of apes. I don't know how many, but there's a lot of apes. And so, and they say the attacks are so brutal, right, that they'll go like 10 on one at a time. And they have this documented.

I haven't watched the footage. I refuse it. Oh, I'm watching it. Oh, I'm watching it. That's so sad. Bro, that's sick. And they said, no, it's not sick. Ten on one monkeys go.

I mean, yeah, he's getting jumped. It's super sad. He's not getting jumped. He's getting jumped to death, but they're stomping his. No, they said... Imagine ten monkeys all in Tim's just... They're saying it's worse than that. They're saying they're ripping off their hoo-haz.

Yeah, but that's what's going on in the monkey world. I'll come back next month with Monkey News. This is Monkey News. I mean, if you like it, I love it, I can't join me. You get that. You get the hoo-hoo. I cannot join. This is Monkey News.

HIP follow Copa now. See that! What a wonderful day! Hey guys, hey you've got another episode of Usen on Firegast. Get a secret code. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's cool. I just thought I should share that.

I've been really trying to get into the news more. Well, that's a weird thing. News is sad, but I appreciate you sharing that. Monkey News. Monkey News. Monkey News. Dude, I'm going to get some DMs. I'm going to get questions.

Like, why are you, that's a little too good. Dude, there's some people that will request, like, I'll look at my requested DMs. Like, it's kind of like, for me. Like, you know you shouldn't do it, but like that tantalizing thing hits and you're like, I want to go look at it. So I'll go look at my requested DMs. Oh, you get some weird. You get some cursed messages.

Oh, my God. Oh, that OG one, talking about through the denim. Oh, no, they're worse now. I'll get full on videos. I mean, it's bad. And I block you after that. If you send me a vigil of you with no undergarments, you're gone. But they're like, all the whites in my DMs will send me like the most racist videos ever,

and they'll be like, show this to Pearson Cam. They'll love it. Why am I catching racial strays? Come on. No, no. Remember what you said about Dario when we first got him? Got him. You sound like you got, you sound like we threw a fucking.

casting net on him. We went, like, oh, we got it. Holy. All right, help me out. No, that's not what happened. Yeah, it's not what happened. At all.

Yeah. Okay, Jesus. You said, say something. First off, did you know what that made me think of? What happened? That the baby song. What's the baby song? Something about, I was in the shower.

And this is what I found out, mom was a freak. She sat on the toilet. Pulled out of the phone. It was a picture of me. Yeah. Started playing up. She didn't lift up to see.

That's what I thought of. Now, I don't know why my brain went there when you said DMs. with no undergarments. I need a, I need, uh, I need a, uh, a study done. I think it's to the point, genuinely. I want to know what your requested DMs look like. Do you ever look at them?

Uh, not often. Not often. A lot of times it's like, uh, eighth grader. Like, dude, let me on the podcast. Oh yeah. That's never going to happen. Ever. I'll kill all of those dreams right now.

That is never going to happen. Unless you have an exhilarated talent. Oh yeah. Like, I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't even know what to tell you a baseline of like, you have to meet this requirement to even feel the need to send that. I don't even know what that could be. But yeah, that's not going to happen. A lot of those. A lot of, oh, I think I saw you. Some of the thing things you got. Yeah. Dude, were you in New Hampshire last week? Never been in my life. Yeah. So it's to the point I'm just like,

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No. Really? Never. Like you don't, like, you don't go out. So I'm saying, I think you should go out, like, one time, by yourself or maybe with the boys, and I just want to see if you get hit on. Because I feel like you're, I think that's important, right? Like, if I don't get hit, I tell Sarah this.

If we go somewhere long enough, long enough and I'm not getting hit on. I tell you, there's a problem going on, right? Like, we need to distance ourselves. They released a gas. There's a chemical out there. I'm no longer attractive. What's happening? No, no. No, we've genuinely had this conversation. We went to a honky talk. Now I know those people aren't normally like, hey, what are you doing here? They don't want to hit on you. They want to hit you. Yeah, true. It's honestly a fact. They go, who the f-fcky think you did in my hongk atone? Yeah, but so we went to a honky talk, and we were at the bar and I mean, everybody was coming up to her because she's a supermodel, right?

And so everybody was like, oh my God, you're so hot. And I was like, I said, hey. I said, I haven't gotten hit on in like all day. And then I go, now that I think about it, I haven't got hit on in months. And I was like, I don't feel good about this. Try years. Try years. That's user error.

That is user error. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's, I need a software update. I need a lot of things. And that, that's a fat. I think tattoos are going to be my go-to. Kim, you're never going to get tattoos. Oh, just let it, just let it bake in. It took you six years to get convinced.

to grow a beard. No, I, what do you mean, convinced? I didn't have the... Yes, you did. I didn't have the... He's fed out big money. Yes, you did. And I literally gave you the person

to give you a beard. And then I got a beard. Yeah, but you're like, I don't know. I think this chin strap, I really makes me look like Jason Derulo. No, I hated the chin strap. It's the only thing I had. No, you loved it.

No, he said, you're going to have to go through a couple rough months of looking rough, but then you'll have it. And then the haircut. I can't afford rough months. Hot take, I miss your old haircut. Hot take. That is, that's magma hot take.

But I actually, you just want to talk about DMs. I got a DM that said, thank God you cut your hair, I used to hate you. That was in a DM from a random person. Thank God you cut your hair, I used to hate you. Those are so real.

Based off my hair cut. Honest hatred, honest hatred DMs are the best. Oh, you got to appreciate it. If you genuinely hate me for something, I love it. Yeah, exactly.

I don't like the fake mad. That's a good reason. Exactly. But I, but it's a real thing. Because we did a podcast with B Simone. And one of the comments said, yeah, Cam looks good because they were talking about your hairline.

His hair's good, but let's be honest, we all miss his old hair. I'm not, I can't grow that back. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what. What do you mean? That's like if you have dreads and you go to a fade. That's fine. A lot of people do that.

Yeah, but you know how long you say, that looks great with a fade. Well, I mean, he looked like Diddy a little bit, but he looked great. But Diddy was an attractive guy. That is true. That is true. But it's just like, I don't know. I struggle in that gray area.

You struggle with new. to go back, no, no, not even new. If I want to go back to my old hair, like, think about me if I didn't get a haircut for one month. You call me Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah. And then if I get to maybe five weeks, you say I look like I need help. Like something's wrong with me.

You need a stylus, though. I'd have to go months without getting a haircut. No, but you can style it in between. Like, you can, white people can do a lot with their hair. White people with thin hair. I have a rug! Yeah, but you can still do something with that. You can layer it.

There's places out there. How do you layer carpet, pee? How do you layer a rug? Shea pet. It grows like this. There's people out there for that, man. I'm telling you something. I'm teaching you something.

How would you, if I, okay, at a month of growth, what does my haircut look like? What would the length be? It'd be like right here. Just a ball. You can literally gel it to where it's like, like this. Like, it's like the spiky with the tips, with the, with the blonde tips. You would look sexy. Like, I mean, talk about a slobber I'd give you.

Dude, I used to what, clean you, I would clean you shiny. I mean, you would think that you came fresh off the community. Bear Bell how new you'd look down there. I mean, I mean, you'd suck the color off. It's not much color on it. Dude, I looked at mine the other day. I was like, this doesn't belong to me. Too much color or too little?

So dark. I mean, dark. Yeah, I don't understand. Like, I got a different pigment down there as well, but it's like not, I don't get the science on that. I don't know either. That's the least exposed area of my skin to the sun. Oh, not me.

You know how I sunned it. Oh, especially when the summer comes out. Oh, my neighbors get to know me. You go. Oh, what? That gets a good shine. What? I mean, I'll imagine getting to get sunburned on your anus.

I know, you spray down there, obviously, but. And when I sun tan, I'm definitely like this, right? You might have to censor this. There's a massive hole. There's a massive hole at your testicle. There's a, that your ball could fall out if you didn't have underwear. That hole is the size of a half dollar. That is a half dollar hole.

Oh, my God. That is a ridiculous. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You have one, too? I have a hole in my testicle. Yeah! Mine's nowhere near...

Let me see. Oh! I think that's just a size comparison. I think that's just God showing us what we got. What are we talking about, man? What are we doing? No, but I have a question for you. You brought up not getting hit on, and it does hurt my soul.

Now, I was talking to live about a week ago, and we were going back and forth. About a week I go, a week ago! Wait, what's that song called? Uh, I forgot too, bro. What's it called? I totally forgot. the name of that track. About a week ago, week ago. Well, that's you know we're tweaking.

Tweaking. Run up in the spot. Get the squeezing. Squeezing. Everybody catching bullet holes. Bullet holes. Cowans got me on my bully, yo. Dumb shit. Got me on that. What is he doing now? I think he did that one. He got jumped up on a table in front of executives. That was a while ago. He went to jail. Yeah, he went to prison.

He's out now. He's out. But I think he'd, He's doing a drop the song with Migos. I think he dropped a song with Migos. I mean, you are white as a can of paint. I think he dropped a tune with the Migos. The three of Migos. Okay, what were you saying? I was talking to Liv and we were talking about the same thing.

Crazy enough, how we don't get hit on, but we're not supposed to because we're in a relationship. And I said, no, I don't really like that, though. That's lame. And it is kind of lame, but I have a question for you. I mean Sarah enjoy getting hit on. If you, let's take Sarah and live out. Now let's say we're a tandem. We're a relationship.

You and me. Yeah. Okay. We go out together. and someone hits on me, how do you defend me? How would you defend me? What do you mean defend you?

If a girl comes up and hits on you, I have to defend you? No, no. We're dating. Oh, me and you are dating. She's going in the trunk. Don't touch my man. They're putting her in the trunk,

body bag, toe tag? What? Just like that? Yeah, for you? See, now you're going to have to teach you something because I think I would be, okay, look, we're at the bar. Okay, we're at the bar.

We're dating. We're dating. I'm sitting to this side. Do you have a quickie before you showed up? That's important because it depends on my mood. It very much. Are you nicer with quickie or without? I'm more relaxed.

There's a quickie, sure. Okay, so you're more relaxed. You're sipping on your tree. You're like, you're floating. I'm here. Now on the other side, this is the problem. Say someone comes up. So stupid.

Someone comes up and hits on you. Yeah. I don't think. Guy or girl? What do you want for the scenario? Girl. Let's do it, girl. Okay. A girl comes up and hits on you.

What's up, baby? See, I think I'd be like, hey, excuse me. Really? Excuse me. And she goes, yeah, what's up? And I go, he's mine. That's my man. She goes, all right, cool.

I think I absolutely am frozen at times. See, no, that's different. That's different. If she's being mean after you say that's my man, then that's a problem. But the fact that you're coming over when I'm getting hit on is selfish. That's selfish? Yes. You know that will make me feel good.

It feels good to get validated. Feels good to know what's mine is mine. It is yours. I'm not giving her no. I don't know. You might be a little puss. No, she gets no pus. Yeah, she might get that little green.

No, that's, see, that's discomforting your. That's, you have a lack of confidence in yourself. Or maybe I have a distrust in you. Well, that comes from a sims from me. You flirt taste of shit. Well, you shouldn't have got with me, not know. Like, why are we even dating then? If you can't handle a bad, that's on you.

But why are we even dating then? Because you want to flirt and you want the attention of others. Why are you with me with me at night? I didn't say I wanted. I said, I'll tell. take it. But you and me are dating. Why do you choose to date me every day when you want to be seen by others? Because I love you. I don't love them. I enjoy the time though. Enjoy your time with me. I love Drake, but I'm going to listen to some run DMC sometimes. Speaking of Drake,

do you got some time to waste, waste it with me? Why are you wasting time with these you chose me? Camp, you're not understanding. And we shouldn't have gotten this in this relationship if you weren't prepared what comes to dating a bad thing. Pango. You keep talking about prepared to bad. You said yes. I know I did. I said want to be mine? You said yes. That's like, okay. That means you're like making me delete my Instagram. I'm not making it. You can have the Instagram. What's the difference? When the sierral in front of my face, you're playing in my face. I'm gonna get a drink for the both of us. You're playing. I don't want you. I got bankroll baby girl. I will buy you the drink. Because I love you. I want you to save that daddy. No, I don't want me to save that any other time. And this time I'm saving. I are not saving. I buy you. I buy you. I buy you drinks. I buy your clothes.

Maybe we- I go to bed with you. She doesn't. And that should give you all the confidence in the world. That, no, that gives me the confidence of a clown. Well, maybe you should go to therapy for that. Because I can't help that. I can't help that.

And maybe- Maybe you're toxic is shit. Maybe we shouldn't be together. What'd you just say? If this is how you're gonna act, maybe we should be together. Maybe we shouldn't be together. All the memories, all the history we have, the man that you have helped me become

and you just want to throw it away, because I get you just, get jealous that you're getting hit on because you look great. I can't live like this. Memories are fine, but call this the notebook. You're going to have to read me those. Dude, the notebook is really sad. I'm trying to save our relationship.

I just broke up with you. And you're done, just like that. Yeah. See, that's the thing. Go with her little raggedy. Go with her little raggedy. Enjoy that ride in that civic. Yeah.

Yeah. See you. Oh, yeah. Pull out my mazorati. Yeah, the K-5's a lot better. Sorry, CJ. C.J is my K-5K. But aren't you getting?

a new car? Beautiful, beautiful car. Yes. Quite soon, actually. Nice. Quite soon. Uh, yeah, not a, not a cyber truck, but I'd say it's a step up from a K-5 to Huracan. If you pulled up in a Lamborghini one day, I would generally like, like, set you down. I would be like, hey man, what's going on at home? Like, did she cheat on you? If I buy a hurricane, my life, a hurricane, you're like, I want that one. You're like, give it enhancements, make it stronger. If I buy a hurricane, something's wrong has happened in my life. If Cameron Kennedy bought a Lamborghini, I would 100% like have to talk to you. Break down the science. Why?

Because I know you. Okay. Is it pure off frugleness? Literally off the, we had a 10 minute talks that came out, that comes out today on our Patreon. And on it, you said, yeah, I don't need to buy first class. I'm fine with the middle seed because I just want to save money. Yeah. That same person is not buying a Lamborghini.

Okay, that's fair. That's fair. And that's what I'm saying. If you were to buy a Lamborghini, I know it's a midlife crisis. Something's happening. How many? You're like, when did you get the papers printed?

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Oh my God. I don't even, I'm gonna start by knocking on wood. It'd be bad, bro. No, yours is gonna be. Mine would be bad. You know what yours is gonna be? I can tell you. Okay, what do you think?

And then I'll change it because I know what it's gonna be because you've already kind of hinted at it. Okay, mine is not, this is a if this happened. I do not think this is gonna happen. I will do everything in my power to not let this happen. If I get a divorce, oh my God, when is that becoming the time? Like, what the fuck? No, no, there is no higher degree of myth.

If I get a divorce, my life will crumble. Really? Yes. You think so? Yes. Why? No matter, no amount of price. I mean, that hurts, man.

That puts a f*** a dent. Half of a lot to lie. You know what I'm saying? That's a, that hurts. Right. But we'll recoup on the back in. No worries. It's not the half.

It's the. it would like be dropping, it'd be like giving birth to a 40 year old. Like I would be experiencing life so different, so deep into life. You know what I'm saying? Because I did not have the traditional, you didn't have the single phase going out. Multiple, yeah, Bachelor, oh, I got my own spot. I can talk to whoever I want. Not that I wanted that.

Like I chose Lynn, Liz, chose me. But I didn't have that. Having to do that at 40? Oh, yeah. It's like a 40-year-old rookie in the league. You'd be in like, oh, dude, he's rookie. It's like, yeah, his knee is shot. He is a horrendous athlete.

You would definitely be that weird old man in the club that's, like posted up on the bar with a beer with like a huge beer, like a pressing hard beer. Like a 40-ounce shiner bach. Yeah, and you'd be like this with a red apples ale, like just looking at the young women. Oh, yeah. And like not even like...

That's another part. I wouldn't know I'm 40. I wouldn't know I'm 40. Yeah. My eyes are still going to look 28, 29. I'm 40. Yeah, and you'd be wearing like USPA. You should have paid attention.

You'd be wearing USBA just like posted up on the bar with it. That's gross. And just like look like, like weirdly looking at women. You'd be like this. And then you would go up. Yeah. You'd be making suggestive comments and being like, I know you can't have a boyfriend working in a place like this.

What's your number? Like that's how you would talk. You'd get an accent out of nowhere. I'd go, an accent out of nowhere is crazy. I'm like, whole lot of asses. Sure would hate if you were through it on me.

What's your name? And she walks her, she's like, you creep, I'm like, you're right. And then you'd get turned down, and you'd be like, I don't care. And then you would just start dancing by yourself. A lot of shoulder. And then still just moving around and trying to find some.

Then my last ditch ever, last ditch ever. It's, I mean, 157. The dude, just cut the lights on. And I go, dude, honestly, fuck everyone in here. You want to ride back in a Mayback. Hollettcha boy. That's how I'd walk out.

And then I go downstairs. It's not a Mayback. Yeah. I go back to my apartment and I'm sad and lonely. It's a minivan. It's like the mass. Mad Kitty, Mad Kitty, Mad City minivans. I've made eye contact with Mad Kitty.

Yeah, and you would definitely like try to go like give the DJ like $4 and be like, can you play that young gunna one of them? They'd be like, bro, it's 2005. Yeah, I got, dude, still club anthem. What are you talking about? You mean to tell me drip or drown comes on right now? He's like, dude, the servers are robots. Yeah.

I'm like, what do you think my midlife crisis would look like? Now, this is, now this is some touchy territory. Okay. I think, barring the, let's just call it, the implosion of the internet. Okay. The internet just goes, see, why do you have to go to disaster mode for a midlife crisis? You could be in a great position in life and still have a midlife crisis. That's an internal thing. Well, you can give me those great position ones.

I'm making real. Okay. If the internet wipes, I mean, I, I will pray for you. I think... But that's... I don't like that one because by that time, by midlife,

I'm not gonna be doing the internet, really. No, but you as... Say you've retired. Okay. You without the internet. It's a scary thought. You literally...

I'm not. No, you said, oh, I mean, that, if you're working or not, I'm saying if there's no internet, like the whole grid goes out, you would be... It would be bad.

You used to say you'd get anxiety just thinking about people in the old days. Like, you fuck them, and you got them, I mean, you got uncomfortable. I hate that. Now, imagine if you physically had to do that.

Okay, what's my midlife crisis? Bro, it'd be bad. I mean, it would be scary. You definitely, a beard would grow so quick, so fast out of nowhere. You'd get like a Gandalf. It'd be like down here. Yeah. I mean, the stench that would emit from your body would be document worthy.

Like, someone would have to write about it. It'd be unbelievable. Your, I hate to say, happiness. I mean, we're already there. Skyrocket down. And I don't, I think. I would hope you have enough in you to reach out to someone that could be good in that scenario, like a survivalist sum. I think you'd be a prideful son of a b-you-try to try to do it by yourself.

Do what? Survive. Wait, are we in like the apocalypse now? What do you mean survive? Bro, if I hate to break it to you, I don't know if you live in under a rock, if all of the internet goes out, it's real weird. I tried to get him to like, talk about just a, like, like, regular life, just midlife crisis camps, like, dude, when the zombies come out. I'm not saying zombies. Like, you just took this.

thing to... You know what a midlife crisis is? Yeah, but like what's the thing that caused it? It's like a 50, like you're in midlife, you're not, it's like a guy that's like 50 that still wants to be like 20 years old, he's like... Like an internal one. That's what a midlife crisis is. Oh, I thought like something has to happen and there's like this massive chain of events.

No, that's what I was like, when I get divorced, whatever you lose the internet when the zombies come out. Oh, oh, well, now to answer that. Yeah. My mid-life crisis is when I can no longer be athletic. I genuinely think that'll fuck me up. Like when I, stop, stop, stop. You're athletic now?

Stop. I can absolutely. Touch the ceiling. Touch the ceiling. Oh, that's, I didn't realize it was that long. I can absolutely like, I go, I walk into pickup. I don't even stretch. I play, I have fun.

100% sore the next couple days. But when I get to the point, I'm like, okay, it's a safety risk if I play basketball. it's going to mess with me mentally. Yeah, see, now hearing you talk about it, now your midlife crisis is going to hit you like a f*** bust, because you don't even know what it is, and you're just going to have to have the conversation with this. Then you tell me.

I just told you. I just told you you're going to be your old guy in a club acting like they're young hitting on women. Oh, but hopefully I'm never, if I, oh, it doesn't matter. No, no, no, no, no. No, but initially what I was going to say is you're going to be like 50 years old wearing Nike techs.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't see a crisis in that. Yeah, but you're going to be fat. Like, you're going to be overweight. I got that, I got that lean belly. Yeah, and then you're going to be like... I got that walk-heart gut.

You're just going to randomly walk into, like, AAU tournaments and, like, giving kids pointers, and they're going to be horrible advice. Like, it's going to be the worst advice ever. It's going to be like, you try that Spain action. You're like, back in my day at APU. Oh, yeah. How are you? And they're going to be like, get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, they're going to do. Who are you? Who am I? I play Division, too. I go, you're trying to sniff where I pissed greatness. Yeah, you're going to go to open mics and do stand-up, and it's just going to be like the worst jokes. You just, dude, you just named like that, that sounds amazing.

Everything you just named sounds great for me. I would love to wear Nike texts. I'd love to go to AAU and I'd love to do stand-up. It's coming. Hey, then that's not a crisis. That's a sign me up. Okay, great. On the realistic front, what would yours be?

That's what I was asking you. I don't know. I don't know, because my mind went way too south. Yeah, but I don't know. No, you gotta come up with it. Because I don't think I'm a go through one. Oh. Wait a second.

You can just veto yourself from this? I think I'm perfect. I don't think I'm gonna get one. I just think I'm too, I have no midlife crisis for me. I don't think I'm gonna have one. I'm too self-aware for a midlife crisis. I think maybe.

I'm way too self-aware. I think it might be something around kids. That's what I would think. What do you mean? Like if you... Like I'm gonna be like 60 trying to try to shoot up? Oh, no. I was saying something to do with your children.

Like, it might be because you're a very, in a good way, but you love your life and stuff like that. I think maybe when it gets past to like, you have to live for someone else or something, and you have to like forcibly stop doing things you want or something, that might be your crisis. Maybe if I had to think. I don't think that's a midlife crisis, bro.

I think that's parenting. Oh, yeah, but I'm saying, I don't think Cam knows what a midlife crisis is. I mean, we've got to move on from it. No, because we just got to move on. Okay, that's fair. Do you know how to whistle? There's no fucking word.

I think my whistle had a list, but it. It was dry, and at the very end was like, it was like a little hyphen. Tail end we had some. That's not a, you had nothing. You didn't hear that? Everybody shut up, no talking. That is not a whistle.

That is not a whistle in the slightest. Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't allowed to whistle as a kid. What the hell does that mean? My mom said it would bring demons into the house. So, you know, she put that in the same realm of like putting toenails in the soup. You know what I mean? That's all going to bring some spells we don't want. Your mom thought whistling summons demons.

Well, she said that and then whistling in the dark is even worse. Whistling in the dark? Because you can't see what it's attractive. It's two things that, yeah, I guess not, right? You're not being serious. I swear to God. And I always thought it was cool because my grandpa had a real racist whistle. And he put that, you know those?

Like a echoing whistle. Yeah, see, I don't know how to do that. I think whistling, honestly, that is probably the most, like, pretentious. Ever. People that walk by and just whistle one attention. If you can whistle like hymns and tunes, you can whistle?

Yes. Whistle. You're making me jealous. You're making me nervous. Okay. Oh, see, you seductively whistle. Yeah, oh, I definitely do a couple of little cat call whistle. Yeah, so see, people like that, see people that cat call whistle, honestly, if it's like the weird construction workers.

Oh, yeah. They got a hard hat. You're like, right, right. Nope. Now, people that can whistle, did you practice whistling or did it just come naturally? I don't, I really don't know the origin story of my whistle. I used to be, I mean, Olympic whistler before my braces. See, that's strange.

I had this weird bucktooth situation. It caused this little air gap. Oh, my God, I could whistle like a son of a. I didn't know if whistling came with practice or natural. I thought whistling was just going to hit me one day like my first. Like I was just gonna be like, oh wow, I can whistle. Whistling, is not even, I don't understand people who can't whistle. Bitch me, I don't know either, well, you have a fat tongue.

It's got to be the fat tongue syndrome. Tows and some situations. You either blow out or you suck in. Mine's an end. What? You can have any whistles? Oh yeah, it's just like a belly button. It's either an out of any.

Okay, let me go. That hurt my back. I don't know how to, it's here. And you just, you're like touching your lips. You just made a hole. Wait, let me see your mouth. Maybe it's gonna have more lips. Okay, that's a white people joke.

Am I like that? You don't touch them, do you just burp? I think something's happening. You don't touch it, you go, like a little, like a little fish. There you go, now just pull in, try the inward. Whoa. I plead the fifth.

I plead the fifth. I don't think that goes with what I'm saying. I plead the fish. Say the in. I go, dude, let me try to whistle that way. Bro, I cannot like, know this is... What if that was the heck to whistling? You just have to say the inward like this.

Oh my God, what if that... Once you did that with... I don't even feel comfortable saying that, with the word. Yes. What if that's how you unlock whistling, right? And it's a known, like you found the secret sauce. You have to say the N word to be able to whistle. And then you're just walking down the street.

It's like every white person could whistle. That's why my grandpa was like, God, Pierce is walking to his truck. Hiddle-da-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. He's been going for a minute. You're one of the jingled, you can jingle? He's like, he's like, can you hit a jingle real quick? Hit a jingle.

Hit a mic. That means he was letting him go. That means he's ripped. He was in his bed like, that's what he was doing. Don't feel comfortable making that joke in front of y'all. The only reason I have, feel good because Dary L's here and Egan Lab.

Is that a real thing? You shouldn't continue the conversation. No, but I'm saying you shouldn't continue and you're going. Okay, that's fair. Awesome. Yeah. Bro, that is some... That's funny.

No, I've never really thought about whistling before. Bro. But that's what I don't understand about you. How do you not... Ask my mom if she knows how to whistle. I think it might be a black thing. Dary L can't whistle. Don't even...

Daryl, don't lie. Don't try to fit in. Is it a black thing? No, my, dude, my wife whistles like a hillbilly. It's just the like two things. She goes, your wife used to let it ring off too i'm gonna call my mom real quick hey you're on the podcast right now quick question hey mama yes or no quick question yes or no do you know how to whistle

no paten do you know can your sister whistle oh my god no can your dad whistle can your dad whistle no no your dad my dad oh wait wait would you say my dad she said of course You can. Yes. I think it's a white people. Alright, let's just come out. Is it a white and black thing?

Do black people know how to whistle? Some of white people do know how to whistle. I'm not sure what happened with me. A kid Preston whistle? Yes, but Preston's the white is... It's like, I sure can. Coffee. Of course I can't coffee.

Doo do, do. BAM! Okay, well, we were trying to figure out the origins of whistles. We said that the gateway to whistling was the end. N-words. That's why a bunch of white people can say it. Stop. I mean, it's just, I don't know. It's country thing. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to lie.

Our sample size isn't looking good right now. We can't, we can't find a lot of blacks that can whistle. All right. All right. Love you back. Oh my God. I mean, we just got to the bottom. I think we just had a full-blown investigative case.

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Exactly and same as other people Once you scale back It's like it does I don't I think cold turkey is wild sometimes When it's a clearly bad thing Yes do it But it's all moderation Yeah

It's like that's like So I couldn't sleep the other night So I was like I'm a dabble into the gum Is I'm in the CJ's room Let's get it I got to I got That Nat is trying to be your next one neighbor

He was inside He was on the inside of your glasses I saw that I smelled like home But um So I had this thought while I was under the influence. I had this thought, be careful. Look at the ground right now.

Wherever you're at if you're watching this, look at the ground and then look at the ceiling. Okay. Every ceiling is the same size as the ground. But if you were to put everything that's on the ground on the ceiling, it wouldn't fit. You did more than the f***ing gummy, buddy. What are you talking about?

It's called the floor ceiling theory, and I think it's a real theory after I looked it up. Like more people have said this. Like right now, everything that's on the ground right now would not fit on the ceiling. And like the way we'd be able to walk around. I argue it would fit exactly the same. No, it would not. How would it not? How would it not?

Because look, there's less ceiling than there. Well, I don't know. It just looks different, doesn't it? You just said it's the exact same size. It looks the exact same size. I don't think so. I think there's like more mass on the ground. You want to know. Because look, look, if you put this chair in that couch, or this is the couch as well, I guess.

Put this couch, that couch, all this equipment on the ceiling right now. We could not walk around as freely right here. You could not. Yes, you can. Everybody right now, look at where you're at. Look at the ceiling and put whatever furniture you're on right now on that ceiling. You would not be able to walk around as freely as you can now. Yes, you can.

It's the exact same. No, it's not. No, it's not. Do you understand what is above that ceiling? Insulation. And then above that. Pipes. And then above that.

Another concrete slab floor with the exact same layout as us. Holy-h. The ceiling is really the extra basement. If you really think about it. All the ceiling is is beneath another floor. You want to talk about some real theories. Oh my God. You just came up when you just could.

So the ceiling isn't really the ceiling. It's just the second floor. Second floor. So every place we're in right now is literally the basement. 100%. You own a one-story house? No, you don't. You're in the basement.

Yeah, you're in the basement. So right now, we're on the second floor of this. Docks is removing. We're in the second floor of this building right now. And there's a ceiling above us. But really, wait. So there's people walking above us right now? Yeah.

But that's tile. No, that's the tile. Then there's the gooey. And then there's the fiberglass. So technically we're two floors below. We're in like the underworld of the next floor. That's all we are. So whenever somebody is like buying a house and it's a one story house, you should always

say it's a two story house. No, you shouldn't say it's a two story to buy it. You don't want to pay for a two story. No, no, I don't do it for the cheap. I'm saying that so it's technically a two story house. Yeah. Wow. You can go up in that attic.

And what's beneath that attic? Because the ceiling that you're looking at is not the actual ceiling. It's just another floor for the ceiling. You're not seeing the apex of your roof. You're not seeing the very top of the wooden frames. No, you're just seeing this. Holy. You're seeing this.

Walk outside your front door, look up. Looks a lot taller than the ceiling. You can jump and touch, right? Yeah, because it is. They're lying to us. You're in the underworld basement of your floor. Then how do people fall through the floor, like in apartments, they fall through?

Because it's this with nowhere near this money. It's an apartment. You know, building homes is absolutely the most fascinating thing in the world today. It's a beautiful, it's a work of art. There's a lot of new construction by my neighborhood right now, and I've been watching these people build houses, anybody that lives in a house, you're not safe.

Like, at all. Okay, we're going completely different ways. I've been watching these people build a home in this new neighborhood. All it is is wood. Yeah. That's it. And then they just put like this little fluffy stuff on the outside and then just put bricks to make it look good.

The bricks aren't actually anything. There's no concrete in between floors. It's just wood. I mean, yeah. But it's not like a bunch of layered wood. It's just like slabs across. And they build in like two weeks. Yeah, they make their frames.

They wall it off and you're good. And then you could put thousands of pounds of furniture and people on that. And it's just fine. That's not mind-boggling to you. No. You just accept. Why is that so mind-boggling? Cam, Cam, Cameron.

Yes. Imagine, I just, because it's not even special wood. They don't go to like the, you're right, it's two-by-force. Exactly. They don't go to like Wakandawood.com and get special wood. They're not getting vibranium wood. You're going to Home Depot or a Lowe's, grabbing just wood off the shelf and building homes that last for decades. Yeah.

And people could just walk on them and put, there's not even a weight limit. There's no weight limit. Like your house doesn't come with a, hey, like it's an elevator. Like, hey, 20,000 on the top floor, nothing more. Exactly. They're just like, hey, whatever the f*** you want to do right here, you can do it. And no, it questions it? No.

Just would. Yes. Is wood the strongest asset in the world? No. You are highly, highly underhand. made the strength of wood. I've seen bridges crumble. Bridges and those are made of concrete, brick. Like the most hardest substances humans could possibly find. Definitely not brick. Bricks made an oven, buddy. You didn't know bricks made in an oven. Every brick was made in an oven.

Bricks are made in an oven. How many ovens do we got? It's big oven brick. Is there an oven brick factory? Is there brick factories? Yeah, it's like an Amazon warehouse and there's a million ovens lined up and they're just making bricks in it. But how do bricks are made? How are bricks made? How are bricks made? in an oven. I know what I'm saying? What starts in there? Like, what do you put? Egg yolks in there,

a little bit of powder and then you got bricks? I don't know. The actual make the chemical makeup, but it's like a... No, no, no, because years ago when I said about the gas stations, it didn't make sense, right?

Where's the gas coming from? Now the thing I'm saying about houses, how is there no weight limit on the second floor of houses? Because all it is is wood. Cam, literally in Taekwondo classes, they have little scrawny sixth graders breaking through wood pieces

and now we can put. put overweight people and deaths on it. And it's fine, in many fridges. There is differences in woods. There's differences in density of woods. And those six-year-olds hate to break it to you, buddy. The s' was pre-cracked. Let's keep it a beat.

No, it was not mine, was it? Oh, your board was pre-cracked? Chuck Norris would not do that to me. Oh, Chuck Norris would absolutely do that so you could buy the $139 class you went to. You're pre-cracked or it is, I mean, the thinness, whatever. Cam, okay, but I can, I can, Literally the Home Depot would that you go and buy off the wall.

I could break that in half if I wanted to. I could give you Buckees. I could give you a Phanos's thing. You're not snapping a two by four with your own hands like this. Cam, if you put it on one end and one end in the middle was, there was nothing supporting the middle. And I went like this for literally like an hour, it would break. First off, that?

Yes. That's how houses are built. Because there's nothing in between. So, okay, you as a person, right? This is a perfect example. You as a person, let's say how much can you, how much can you pick up, wait, deadlift? Couple hundred.

Couple hundred, let's call it, let's call it, we'll boost you. Let's call it 400. I can pick up 400 pounds, sure. Okay, you can pick up 400 pounds. Now, if we grabbed 10 of you, and we put you all right next to each other, you can pick up a lot.

You can pick up 4,000 pounds. Yeah. So that's the same with the wood. One beam by itself, yeah, a frame for a house is a 2x4. two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four. And it's stapled with other two by fours and it's a big frame. No, it's not. It's hollow.

I just saw it. I just saw a house. I was, I'm watching houses get built camp and it, I can see through one side of the house to the other. I can see from the bottom to the top. It's not done. You think they're selling boneless homes? It's not completed. All they do is add like that, that fluffy pink, and then they put bricks.

And that's all they do. in carpet in wood. Where's the floor? Where's the floor? I don't know. Yeah, just because you don't see it. Doesn't mean it's not there. But that is mind boggling to me

that could just last decades and no one's questioning that. And we're just walking on it. Beauty of engineering. It's not engineering. Engineering, there's no computers. Engineering isn't just computers. Engineering's building things.

I thought that was architecture. That is architecture as well. But engineering is computers. Engineering is not just computers. What do you not understand about that? Why are you sitting like that? This is a crazy stance. Engineering is computers.

I walked into an engineering class because there was this girl that I had a crush on and she was at engineering and they were on my computers all day every day. You could have walked into any of my business classes. I was on a computer. Does business is business only computers? You can't do business without a computer.

In the modern age? That is the dumbest I've ever heard ever. And you don't have to do that. You can't do business out of the computer. Not really. What in the hell? Where are you going to get the docu-sign? You don't need a docu-sign.

What do you need? I can walk up to you right now and say, you know what? I have this brand. I'm going to give you $30,000 to promote it. You have to. You have to sign a contract. You don't have to.

Yes, you do. No, you don't. Because that's not real business. And a contract doesn't require a computer. Yes, it does. No, you could write a contract. No, legally. You know you can do that.

Yes, you can write a contract on a napkin. And if it has the bullet points, it can uphold a court of law. Okay. But where'd they get the napkin? Not a computer! A napkin! A napkin!

Napkin's paper, right? A napkin. It's paper. It's not copy paper. I don't know the breakdown of a napkin. It's not paper. So napkins don't get made in a factory. The factory is run by computers.

If you want to play that game, let's keep going back until, oh, I don't know, computers didn't exist. World kept spinning. We had medicine before computers. Did we? Holy shit. We had medicine before computers.

Can I say sports before computers? We had theater before computers. We had art. That's not business. That's not business. If I make a song and I sell tickets... How did you make the song? I'm talking about Beethoven.

If I could go... I'm not too convinced. Speed it up. Now... If I can do that, and a hundred people buy a two-shilling ticket to my concert, I leave with 200 shillings. Those are agreements. And business agreements.

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dot com slash y sk that's q uo dot com slash y sk quote no missed calls no missed customers now on to the rest the episode oh my gosh yeah go ahead speaking of the whole route and everything of a business and school and computers okay crippling ADHD i went down a investigative path you investigated something the other night what'd you do sicknesses you sound sick that was that wasn't a Q that wasn't a thing. John Jones on your shirt. Huh? It's just mind bogging to me. What? Nothing. What? Nothing. John Jones shirt? Yeah. I'm 28 years old wearing a John Jones shirt. No, I got you

the shirt. You did. I said, you bought it. It's a beautiful shirt. Thank you. What's mind boggling? Nothing. Go ahead. I don't want to do that. You're going to docks me? No. Oh, go ahead. What are you going to say? No. Go ahead. Go. So I was researching the most potent and strongest illnesses you can get over the last 20 years. And it's not, it's not COVID. Okay. It's not Ebola.

Polio. It's not polio. It's not smallpox. And it's not the swine flu. It's the beaver fever. That is the strongest. And I have evidence. That is the strongest sickness.

I got a case of it in 2009. What does that mean? I got a case in 2009. 17 years later, I had a flare up. I saw him at Coachella. Yeah. I saw human beings. falling out, passing out, crying.

Justin Bieber is the biggest thing who has since Michael Jackson. He is massive. And it is genuine, but my son got a case this weekend. Your son fell in love of Justin Bieber. He sat there and watched the whole Coachella performance. Yeah. Weekend one, though. Is there something, no, I generally think they put something, when they

made Justin Bieber, they put something in him. I'm telling you, because there's a, I have the, like, I don't remember really. I have a vivid memory of the first time I watched Justin Bieber. It's the strongest. It's the strongest. It's- Fudd Ruckers in Destin, Florida.

And I remember there was TVs going. And it was like the second tower just got hit. I'm telling you. Like we're all eating. And then every TV changed to the baby music video. And everybody, adults, kids, everybody went like this. And watch the, I've never seen a place go silent. Everybody was like this.

Like, we just got like, like, what a spell on us. Yes. And yeah, I've never experienced something like that. And I can, that's the closest thing we will get. to feeling what people, our parents felt about Michael Jackson. And I'm glad you said that, and I'm looking right at y'all when I say this. I don't, I don't care if you put my feet to the fire. I don't care if you clip this.

I don't care if you cancel me for this. I am standing on this fact. Here we go. If Justin Bieber did an era's tour, it's better than Taylor Swift. This message is brought to you by Cam Kennedy. That's at Camkin 22, or no, that's the Cam Kennedy on Instagram. My World. My World 2.0.

He goes, oh, it was so good, I got you. sequel, My World 2.0. Oh, y'all love that. Let me do the acoustic version. Oh, you love Christmas trees and hot chocolate? Yeah, Christmas album. Okay? Yeah, he's got that.

After that, what do you need to turn into? Beliebers. Here's Believe. Unreal. And guess what? After that, yeah, I found my purpose. Hold that for me. Yeah.

We're going to chop the hair off. By the way, acoustic version of the Believe as well. Yeah, we're going to chop the hair off, get yatted. We're going through some changes. Oh. Not too fond of that one, but it was decent. It was an experimental project. After changes, you know, I like my hair.

Let's grow it back and give my hair some justice. Drop that. Oh, that's a good album. I like that. Then he took a four-year hiatus and dropped a back-to-back heavyweight champion classic swag. And swag, too. Swag is a good album. Swag is a good album.

I just don't like the way it was mixed. 2009 to current day, all hitters, better than Taylor. Now, are you going off this saying, preference are you going off this saying your definitive Justin Bieber would have a better heiress tour than Taylor Swift I think off of propaganda and her tours she's already done it's it's almost impossible but in terms of subjectively with a with a t-she of some facts I would argue there's equal amount as girls at their peak prime equal amount of girl listeners listen to Justin and Taylor

okay so many more guys will listen to Justin Bieber before Taylor Swift. That's different. He's a guy. So he can pull more? If we got equal amount of girls. I don't think so. Girls are,

girls are, like, are ready to die for Justin Bieber. As they are for Taylor and their Swifties. So equal, let's call it wash, at their peak powers. Right. But he has more dudes as well, because he's a dude.

Taylor's not pulling guys along with her girls. Justin's pulling guys with the girls. I don't know, man. I don't know. You're not making a bad kid. case about this, but I think Taylor Swift is such an anomaly of a human being. Not so like saying, like, I'm like a huge fan. I do respect her. I think she's a great writer. Like, I think she, her pen is matched. But I've never seen ticket sales like that.

Yeah. Like the way she can move a product of ticket sales, hard ticket sales is like nothing I have ever seen. And I don't even, I don't know if that goes for a talent thing, a marketing thing, an aura thing, but I do not know if Justin Bieber can sell a hard ticket the way Taylor Swift can. Now tell me, this man does, he bites the style of an era's tour. Yeah. Like promo. Isn't that already kind of confessing if he's biting the style of Taylor Swift doesn't kind of put him behind a little bit?

No, she just did it first. She was the trailblazer. Yeah, that gives a point, doesn't it? But it's not about who does it first, about who does it best. I don't always agree with that, but I think there is a coming up with something. think I think that is a... You get a point for it, but I don't think we should just... Like, I don't think we should ignore Steve Jobs

because there's better technology now on a MacBook that he didn't come up with. But he came up with this tech. Like, I don't know if I'm getting about the technology. But with the... That's in his company, though. I'm saying that's like sports. Like, you don't...

Just because some... Bill Russell, like, he won it first. He was the first to coach in him. It's like, he's not the greatest. He's just not. It's different, but yeah. But yeah. But anyway, if he did that, like,

saying, like, believe will be on there. My world. old hits, new hits, everything, era, the whole, like, it would go, and he caught a bad, like, the whole, with COVID and all that stuff. It was unfortunate. Can I say this, though? I do, Justin Bieber, as much as I love, I am a, like, you know me. Since I was a kid, a Justin Bieber stand, I will die behind my bebes. And how, but I, let me say this. How many guys do you hear this? Let me, let me say this. He is not a good performer. Like, Taylor, like, a great performer. He's good. He's good. not a great performer. Like, that's just been his thing, his whole career. Like, as a kid, yes,

because you're in that machine and they're forcing you to, you know, they're doing it. Like, you have to do this. Did this dance move with the thing. Like one last only girl. They did that for him. But like you could see Justin Bieber now. You can see Justin Bieber now. Like Coachella, there was a good performance, but he's not a, Taylor Swift is a genius performer. Like the of her swimming under the state, like the different sets and the, Like, that all goes into making a good show. Justin Bieber can give you banger after banger after banger, but can he perform it and take over an arena or stadium like Taylor Swift can?

I think Taylor Swift takes the cake in performing. She is a phenomenal performer. Yes. I mean, like, bar none of phenomenal performer. Justin Bieber, I like his music more. I would rather sit there and listen to a Justin Bieber concert regardless of his performance. I do not think he could put on a show the way that Taylor Swift. does. Put on the show, probably not. But the overall tour and if he decided to make a massive

production behind it. Exactly. I would go. Oh, who's okay, super quick. Yeah. Able or Taylor in terms of performing? Well, I cannot answer that. I can't, I'll say anybody. The weekend. The weekend show is, that is a actual trip. Able Tesefay, if you ever come across, can somebody just one of our 9,000 clip pages? Abel Tessifay, my name. is Payton Harden. I will get exotented on my forehead just for a little bit of acknowledgement, man. I don't care. I'm marked out. I'm a fan. I'm a super fan. I love you. I listen to all the time. I have all of your finals, man. Please don't go away. We went to your old house. Sounds creepy. I did go to your old house whenever we went on tour. Now I'm just kidding,

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Now on to the rest of the episode. I have a game for us, right? Oh, Lord. We haven't done a game in a while. And a lot of this episode, we were talking about, like, our friendship and stuff like this. And I want to get into a deep dive of our friendship, but add a little twist to it. I have not seen you hold your beats in a year, year and a half. I found these actually. in a backpack.

I'm surprised I still work. I think I wore them like twice. Oh my, I mean, just an, I want to play the headphone confession game. Oh,

God. So we're both going to wear these headphones. The other person has to say a real confession about our friendship. We've been friends for 10 years and we're about to spill our secrets with some headphones on.

You got to guess what we're saying. All right, you go first. Oh, I'm going first. Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. Here, let me, uh,

you got the music going? All right, let's do it. I preface this, me and Kim have known each other for about 10 years. I cannot hear anything, bro. I can't hear a single thing. Okay. We went to college together, by the way. Are you talking to me?

No. Okay. This is 100% true, and I've never told them this. All right. So when you say it, I'm just guessing. Yes. In college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you weren't into her. somebody i got in college and you had a crush on a girl yeah close

this is so because it's true because i liked her they're crying laughing she loved cam too and i said he's not the one he doesn't like you okay in college me no was that in college i told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her what the hell That's how you were blocking in college you told that you told you told you told a girl that liked me that you I didn't like her you had a crush her no I had a crush on her whoa what the I thought you take pause it I thought you said you told the girl you had a crush on me and that I didn't like her day no you straight up and said you told her you know the girl I'm talking about too

Wait, which one? Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so she, wow. So she came, because, wait, wait, wow. First of all, first of all, first of all, we all had a crush on her. Right? Exactly.

And so she came up to me one day. She confessed with the tongue that she liked me? Yeah. She said, she said, she's like, hey, I really like here, do you think he's interested to me? And I go, I'm going to go, to be honest. No. That is, that is generational. Oh wow. And you know what makes, it's all good. Everything happens. Yeah, no, it's not like you're mad about it now, but it is fucked up as a friend to do.

That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. And the crazy thing is, like a, like a month or two after that, I asked her on a date. She said no. Oh my God. And I didn't tell you about it. That's insanity. I can't have it. Oh my God. Take those.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I know the route you're on. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Okay, hold on. Yeah, leave it loud. Oh, all the ears. There we go.

Can you hear what I'm saying? You can't hear it. It's so loud. The heaven's a show loud. Okay, there we go. You ready? What? Are you ready?

Yeah. Okay. During one of our first road trips in college, I fake went to sleep so I could listen to you spit game on the phone. I feel like he's whispering. Is he whispering? Due to my lack of, my lack of flirting. One of our first road trips, I fake went to sleep to listen to you spit game on the phone.

On a road trip, you faked being asleep to hear me spit game on the phone? I am dead. Serious. You're trying to take no. I literally said, I said, yeah, bro, I'm out of here. I'm going to go to sleep. Wait, wait. That's concerning because I know whenever you used to be asleep, I would get my bag.

Oh, I heard some crazy. I said, yeah, I have no shot. I said, how does he possess one? How does he possess these skills? Was I saying nasty? Oh, it was so gross. I was so gross. It was so gross.

I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what does that even mean, man? And I was, bro, a whole time. No phone. I couldn't blow the cover. And I was just like, I turned to the wall. You were in the other bed. And I was just like this.

You were like, oh, what is that? You're like, I can go in there? What part of the body is that? I was like, he doesn't even have that car. What's he talking about? The crazy thing is, I used to while out. Whenever, I thought Cam was asleep. Oh, do you know, hey, Cam, you go take a shower?

Oh, yeah, that genuinely opened my eyes. I was like, I'm never doing that again. I was like, I'll just straight up asking. No need to sneak. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay, any other things you heard. Oh, wow.

Okay. Okay. You know, a couple months ago, Cam said his phone number got leave? It was, this is probably why. You ready? When we're in public, when I'm in public, and fans come take pictures with me and ask for my number,

I give them yours. Okay, something in the beginning about, at first I thought, Miami or Vegas or some city. I think you just said, you give people my phone number when they ask for yours. are you out of your mind the amount the amount

the amount of reach out fake spam call hey camp dude oh my god oh my god it all makes sense probably one no no no oh my god they all say blame Peyton at the end

and I always try to think I'm like what the hell are they talking about because you know fans come up and they're like hey I'd love to build and connect I got this business can I get your number and I'm like yeah sure I just give me yours Peyton, the amount that I get, that quite literally say, Hey, bro, don't even want to be like that and not trying to be weird. Hope you have a great day, bro, blame Peyton. Why are you doing that?

Give my home address next time, why don't you? Oh, dude, yeah, he's not here, but this is where he's at. You can go take a picture there. What is wrong with you? Why are you giving them my phone? Just make a fake number. I feel bad. And you don't feel bad about giving a mind.

No, because I don't feel bad about actually giving my information out. No, because I know your answer. No, I don't answer. I see it and I go, oh, God. You started you at the beginning. Oh, I was answering. That's why when you made that story a couple months ago, and you were like, dude, I think my phone numbers are like,

I was like, oh my God. Sorry. Can we, can you put yourself in my shoes? How pissed would you be if I did that? Oh, I'd be infuriated. Then stop it. Why, that's exactly how I feel. Stop.

Sorry. The last time I did it was this last couple weekends ago, but, uh, WrestleMania. That was the last time I did it. But they were really convincing that they had something, a good business opportunity.

And you went to business school. I'm not getting, I'm not getting business inquiries. I'm getting, hey, I'd love a FaceTime. Hey, my dog's name's Gerald. Hey, this is my friend.

I'm getting harassed, Peyton. Harassment. Okay, I'll give them, I'll give them CJ's number next time. There you go, we're Robbie's. CJ definitely won't answer. Oh, no, CJ will find, where you live.

CJ will get that number, do some biotracing, to get an IP address and be like, don't do it again. Okay. Oh, you're, no, yeah, you're out of here. Hold on, you're out of here. All right, I'm ready. One time you beat me in an argument so bad.

One time you beat me. Oh, yeah, there we go. One time you beat me in an argument so bad, I went home and I rehearsed it in the mirror, but I altered it to where I won. One time we were overseas and you beat me so you went back? Nope, that was close. Nope.

Close. Yeah, let me see your mouth. Okay. One time you beat me in an argument. You're hiding on the mic. I can't. One time you beat me in an argument so bad, I went home, redid it in the mirror, but altered it to where I was the winner.

One. Oh, we're just cheating? No, I'm going to say it, but I can't say it because I'm starting to say his lyrics. He was like, surf, sir. Yeah, he was like, surf, sir. One time we were doing something and I beat you so bad that you went home and looked in the mirror and flip-flopped. Is that wrong? So close, so close.

You got it. One time, you beat me in an argument so bad. Okay, sorry. One time. You beat me in an argument so bad. I beat you in hoops? So bad. So bad.

I went home. You went home. Looked myself in the mirror. Looked yourself in the mirror. I altered the outcome. And you're like, I'm fat. Is that what you said? I altered it to where I won.

Oh, and you convinced yourself that you won. Yeah. Take them off. I said one time you beat me in an argument so bad that I went home as a grown man. I looked in the mirror. I redid the argument, but changed it to where I won. This was like a year ago. On the pod.

What argument is it? No, no, no. Oh, not on the pod. No, it was off the pod. Like, it was like a real argument. Oh. And like I lost and I was like, oh, God. And I went home.

And I sat there in front of the mirror and I was like, oh, you must. Prideful. Oh God. I was like, no, honestly, you know what? Honestly, in the mirror as a grown man. I think that's early onset schizo. Dude, it might be. It was bad. I mean, that's early signs and you're getting voices. And I literally was like, oh my God, I should have said this. You know what? This is how I feel. And then I switched it to where I want. Not potting by yourself in a mirror is crazy to get an argument off that. I mean, that's nuts. I mean, that's absolutely crazy. I mean, imagine you're doing that and your son walks up and he's like, oh, no. I'm pretty sure. pregnant. Like it was that recent. Oh, wow. Man, that was bad. All right. Last one.

That's, I mean, that's sad. That just shows you I'll be body. I mean, arguments. All right. Here we go. In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. Wow. Wow. I mean, wow. Okay. Start over. In college, I muted your alarms. Oh, yeah, your tongue. You're telling you. I was like, he's not a spay in English.

You said, I was like, in college. I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. I mean, I am in college. That is concrete. In college. In college, yeah. I think I saw like pudding. I think I saw alarm.

I think, okay, alarm. Yeah, yeah. In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. You set my alarm for an appointment. You pushed my alarm for an appointment. No. In college, in college, you pushed my alarm for an appointment. In college.

Yes. I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. What are you saying? In college, you pushed my... I muted. Muted. Yeah. Okay, this is a bad start.

Now I got to get the ending. Yeah. You muted my alarm, my property. Okay? Say it again from the jump. In college. Yes. I muted your alarms.

You moved my alarm. Because they annoyed me. Because you had ointment? That's, I'm not getting the last part. It's ointment, appointment. It's something because they annoyed me. It annoyed you. I'm not going to lie, there's more to me.

No, it's more of a confession. You got it right. You would mute my alarm because it would annoy you. Yeah, well, it was because you would set your alarm to practice way too early. And so I went in there and I turned it off. And then I went to practice and that was the practice you were late to. And you had to do punishment the whole two hours. Do you know the amount of cuss?

This is, I, like, I need a break. After we finish this episode, I need to go, like, hang out by myself. You have sabotaged, you have sabotaged my collegiate. I don't give a shit. I told you to change it, and you were like, why, it's mine. I like, it wakes me up. I was like, it's waking me up, too. Who are you to tell me to change my alarm?

It was waking me up, too. For practice. Too early. We can get better. You can stretch more. loosen out that back there's a crazy movement for the back

said loosen out that back wow loosen out that back okay yeah this is it was at one time when Tully was like I feel like I'm in court

I feel like I'm in court like I'm fine like there's like evidence that's been brought to me that is so yeah it was at one practice when you walked in late and you were like

so confused on why your alarm didn't go off Peyton I got shit spin splints after that. Like that's the part you don't know that that's hurt. Our practice were like two and a half hours long and and coach Tully in a gym from the 30s. Coach Tully said can't pee can't he said can't he bring your banns over here. And he goes this white mother. He said this boy you was sleeping I know you wasn't on it.

He was sleeping I said I said coach I don't I genuinely don't think about it when have I ever been late he said let me think today get your dude I did okay the bleachers weren't the biggest I did bleachers all practice and then I did towel pushes on the side and then I did bleachers and then I did towel pushes until the practice was done the whole time I was like this I was like

I was I mean like that's probably the first time I thought about quitting in my career honestly you could have changed the trajectory of my life if I butterfly effect if I get so mad and my pride takes over and I start talking back to coach he talks me I quit

the team. Yeah. I don't continue playing basketball. I probably come back home. I don't further my relationship with Olivia. I don't have Malachi. I'm not a father and I'm single and I'm probably fat with like a bald head. Yeah, that's true. All because of you. But I think you worked because I think I convinced you that day when we went back because you were so tripped out about the alarm. I said, let's just set them at my time so at the same time it's extra loud. We got double alarms. I think that's what I ended up doing. I don't quite remember. You are a master of manipulation. You are a, a, a owner of the dark arts. That is insane.

I really like that game because those are some truths I had for, I mean, when I say, wow, man, I've been sitting there. Does it feel good to let him off? Yeah, I feel good. And I don't really, I feel bad about the alarm thing. I feel bad. It was funny, like, a couple of years. It was funny afterwards.

Now the girl, that was. That's the one you should feel bad for. Because she ended up getting in a relationship with the guy was not. They ended up fine. I think, yeah. If we're talking about the same. I need off camera. Oh, you know what I'm talking about.

I don't know because it... You know. Everybody that went to that school. Everybody that went to that school. Yeah, it's one of two in my head. That's insane. Yeah. It's all good, though.

It's all good. I mean, I was like, man, it was a hunting field out there when I was on the prowl and I saw... This is an easy kill. He said, oh yeah, he thinks you're gross. He said, actually he's disgusted by you. Because you're nasty. I think I went... Word for work.

I think I went dumb and I was like, I think he likes your best friend. Oh, I'm just kidding. That was a good episode, man. It was fantastic. I mean, I'm, it's in the past, can't change it now. I'm kind of hurt. I'm kind of hurt. That is unbelievable.

Yeah, man. Sorry, brother. Wicked. Love you though, man. I love you too. I love you, too. I love you too. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, no, but my point's a little more interesting. I beg to differ. W is actually two Vs. It should be called double V. It should be double V. That we learned in the second grade. Now saying ancestors for a W. I learned that before the second grade.

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whatever they were called, white lady would go up there, and she would say, if somebody's birthday, you'd call up, and she would pinch your hair, and she'd go, loksh, leave,

loks! And I was so excited for that. Until it was my birthday, then I shaved my head, and she just palmed me. And she goes, lox, leave, looks. And I was like,

it's not the f*** same. That's a true story. I was wearing a sweater vest. Would you go to a psych ward for school? St. Francis in Austin, Texas. Shout to you. All right. But it wasn't like a rich private school.

It was like... It doesn't even sound American. Luxleave Loz. No, it was German, I think. I'm going to Google that. MCW. Monkey Civil War is what I was going for. Isn't that so interesting?

That was incredibly interesting. Monkey Civil War. Leave it in the comments. Thank you for getting this far. This man is... I'm convinced he's a double agent. You have a double life. You went to a German St. Francis private school

for pre-K. And a woman grabbed your ball. head while you wore a Carlton sweater vest and she said, Luxe Giv Luxe Leip Luxe. Yeah, we'll talk to her. I doubt she's still with us, man. She was old at the time. That was like 2000, what, 3, 4?

Yeah, it was a while ago. Alright, guys. One out of 10, Glock Bears don't want to have Christmas and we'll see you next time. Alright, see ya. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna get him help. I'm gonna call him right now.

Anybody else German in here? We're gonna call. Dario?