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Episode Date: December 5, 2022

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We got goals, Cam! Go! Back in the studio Shout out to the World Cup, man I've not watched a single episode It's matches, not episodes But I'm not a You messed up my mic I messed up mine too

It's very, it's loose I'm so sorry You destroyed everything We worked so hard for Do you know how to fix it? It's, no The hinge right here It's already tight Loosen? Uh, it's, no. The hinge right here. It's already tight.

Loosen it. Loosen it. No, no. Not that one. Loosen, loosen the, the, the, put it that way. Technical difficulties this morning. It is, uh, I don't know. Still dark outside.

Yeah, when is the sun coming up? We're up with the gerbils and the, and the dogs. What the? Yeah, the dogs. Do you think pigeons sleep? Um, probably standing up. Or standing up or on a phone wire. So they do sleep? They have to.

I've never seen a pigeon sleep. I mean, I don't study birds myself, but I would assume that all creatures sleep. Will you feel my rib cage? Ooh, fish sleep. Think about that. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. How?

They just sit in the water and they just float. Do they lay down? No, they just wake up and they just go, i'm in the water i'm a little far away so they can breathe under there yeah but how do they get air through the water then why can't we do that ready for this one it was actually found it was actually found by a scientist in 1989 so it's fairly recent ask the question again. How can they breathe under... No, no, no. Why can't we breathe?

Yeah, this was found just in 1989. Ready? Okay. Because we're not fish. We're not fish. We are humans. No, I know.

I'm saying... Yeah, I know. I'm saying how... Why can't we produce our own food? Photosynthesis. We can. Because we're not plants.

We can produce our own food. Within our body. No, out of our body, though out of our body if we you can eat your poop back to oh my oh you're pissing me off no no no you can back to soccer my back is wet what it it's it's so cold and so early your back should not be wet it's because you just hopped out the shower it. It is so cold. I only have one hand exposed. I'm going to be switching off hands throughout this pod. It's very cold. No, my little toesies are cold.

You're a sicko. But shout out to the World Cup. Everybody, I hope you're... Well... How do you shout out to the World Cup? If it's not USA,

I hope whatever team you are cheering for is still in and you still get to cheer for them. But the USA made it through. They did their thing them but the usa uh made it through they did their thing they won they made it through the group stage uh they beat iran on hell yeah they did

uh when was that tuesday they beat him on tuesday so yeah they made it round of 16 not fully hopeful that we're gonna do uh make a big what is big what does it make a big splash in the pond make a You say whatever you want a big big foot mark and make water puddle you can make chicken on the grease daddy But it's fantastic to watch it really it what you suck Your suck you suck. That's what you meant to say Please please It involves what? Stop touching me. No, no, no.

Don't touch me. How much do you trust me? Put your finger, not much, honestly. Please, please. Not a lot. This is team building here at You Should Know. Okay. Sit like this.

Like this, with your legs. Stop being cool for 10 seconds. And then face towards me a little bit. Put him closer. Put him closer. I'm not going to hurt you. I swear, Cam, please please trust me you can't hurt me so i believe we're gonna talk about this every goddamn episode all right no no no put your hands down i don't need it put your legs like this follow instructions okay and then you're gonna just hit that that's so weird why

did you just feel the need to do that. I knew you're What are you calling him? Oh good? I don't know we slide me some salmon something Sam. Yeah, give me some I hate Sam But yeah, soccer's cool. Um I don't cancel them. You heard it here first get rid of her and I didn't turn out like that friends The World Cup once every four years. We haven't been in it since 2014. It will get better We did okay the crats All right Cool. Yeah, World Cup's fun Continue cheering on that. It's awesome. Go to like to you cheering on that. It's early. All right, very early. That's a burp

So oh I was by the way about the burp Cuz I I burped earlier in the podcast and a little bit of throat did come out, but I swallowed it so no one knows. Oh! Oh, what do you know? Hair on you. Oh, no, I was talking about the fact that you swallowed a little baby vomit in the back of your throat.

Oh, oh. Yeah, it's gross. You swallowed Gerber. I kind of like the taste of it a little bit. Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, that just made my spine like, it literally just went from normal scoliosis. But when you throw up that one thing. Okay, when you burp a little bit and little chunks come up, a little bit. Oh that just made my spine like it literally just went from normal Okay, but when you throw up that one, okay When you burp a little bit a little chunks come up a little bit. Oh my god stop. Just listen. Oh my god

If you hear me, I'm sorry. Yeah. No, maybe like a singular one, but the rest is the goo Do you know shit? You don't test the palate a little bit, you know a little bit afterwards You know, you have to bring it back down and you get that flavor I damn sure don't go a little taste little appetizer no no I know that's not it's not how that works okay that's the thing go no no okay you need to go you need to use to use more I don't want you to watch. You have... What's that thing called? The pig off Looney Tunes? I made mine, boy, made it better. But you have bad gastrointestinal problems if it tastes that bad.

Gastrointestinal problems. Who are you? All right, Dr. Oz, get off of... There's so much here. Didn't you not let people in the church during the hurricane, Dr. Oz? What? Right? Dr. Oz's church during the hurricane dr oz what right dr oz's church what hurricane

in in texas in houston is that joel olstein not dr oz the same to me okay what was i saying you look like a bandit right now you look like you're gonna steal something but then like possibly return it later. Like you look like a nice thief. If that makes sense. So you're like... You take that but then you like... You have that internal like struggle. Think about it. You're like, I can't. And you give it back.

But then you walk home with both hands in your pockets and you like drag your left foot. And you're just like... You alright? Am I alright? Are you alright? Gastrointestinal problems, Dr. Oz. Gastrointestinal. Gastrointestinal problems? Gastrointestinal. Gastrointestinal. Maybe read a book. Gastrointestinal.

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Gastrointestinal. What is that? It's too early, bro. What was that? Put the thing in. Put the thing in, sir? The thing I was saying. Someone's going to have a field day with this. Oh, the Discord's going to be crazy. 2,600, by the way. Congrats. 2,600. Shout out to all the 15 that actually like the podcast.

When we hit 3K. He's still a little hurt. He's still a little upset about that. Shout out to the 20 that love us. Shout out to the 20 true fans and the other 2,500 people. You're just there. Appreciate it. Thank you.

We're going to have a little fun when we hit 3K. So whether that be in a couple weeks, a couple months, we're going to do a little fun thing in the Discord. So it'll be fun. He still hurts. My mic has never been this loud. It's not. They probably can't even hear you.

It's not fixing. Okay, raise this. Yeah, I'm good. I was good back here too. I was getting some rates, but this is a lot better. I was just realizing what you were just... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, your brain's not working.

What was I saying? Oh, I have that little cold, little frail head. Back to the burps. The drum roll paint has a reset button on the top of his head. Oh, we're not doing that you do you don't there's a person personal So he has this little gushy spot He has like a little gum drop from the top of his skull. No if he ever pisses me off enough I go You know what? Hey, what's that over there? Wait, what? And he just shuts down.

He has to restart, reboot, and then he's back at it. Basically what it is, is so my head is gumdrop. My skull is built like a skating ramp. Like Tony Hawk would have a field day on top of my cranium. Tony Hawk's Underground 2 was filmed right there. The game was just 3D made on his forehead. Yeah, so I... Ah, skull.

It's early. I'm tired. So you can fill water with this dip I have it so it's a little softer than the rest of my Cranium so if you push it it connects to his everness ins his his intergalactical being Wardrobe a hydro jet hard drive plane thing. I can't believe you just said I forgot about that But I love't clicked in a while so i love whenever like i'm getting massaged and you scratch it right there who who scratches it not me i'm not giving you no head massages don't know why you said that one that's a quick veto no i have not that's a real quick veto we used to that's a timeout let me get a 30

no check the var you're a liar in our dorm room we used to. That's a timeout. Let me get a 30. No. Check the VAR. You're a liar. In our dorm room, we used to turn the lights off, put candles on. Oh, okay. You're a sick freak. You're a sick little boy. You're a weird little soft-skulled boy. You'd...

What are you... I rubbed lotion on my head and scratched your head. Look at you. You Dr. Oz Joel Osteen confused... You know, I need... Matter of fact, come here. Give me the button. Give me the button. Look at you you dr. Oz Joel Osteen confused. I need I have videos of you massaging me with oils right here my thigh pull them up. Damn I will put it you know and play with me. I have it. I will I do You're a sicko.

Slap me some salmon, dog. Koi fish. Ah! Stop. Leave me alone. What? He said leave you alone? You're crying.

Why are you? It's literally like 6, 13 a.m. Why are you crying? I couldn't cry if I wanted to right now. How do people? It's so early. Y'all are. Oh, God. How do people work this early? Why are you crying? I couldn't cry if I wanted to right now People so early y'all are oh god. How do people work this if we're not yeah, we're not dedicated. I don't know who is I'm starting to sweat. It's so cold. I don't know how you're sweating my I literally have not exposed my hands Dude, you just made you used to give me massage brown Nike socks.

Are they Peppa Pig? No, they're white. Look. That's better. I saw some dinge toward the bottom. Whenever I went home for Thanksgiving, my mom said, go get some new socks. Yeah. She probably saw the episode. She did.

She was like, don't let my blue-eyed baby make fun of your socks. Yeah. She loves me a little bit more, though. She'll say it. She won't. She doesn't.'s it's close Decent look yeah, I used to want a tail in middle school I Actually I genuinely don't know what that means I have no clue that means I sat there for five seconds tried to decode it

You used to want a tail or you used to want two tails? I used to want a tail, like a raccoon tail in middle school. You used to want a tail? I bet you did with your long hair. You looked like a full-blown little, just a little furry little rodent running around. No, like, what do you mean you wanted a tail? Like, you know those, so what benefit comes from having a tail style style

You get style from a new coat But if you get a tail you're gonna put in a cell, you know, we're gonna study you for years No, not like like like physically attached to me. You remember those kids in middle school that would like run or run to lunch Yeah, and they had and they used to yeah and they like did they had the raccoon thing connected they had the raccoon thing so not a real tail no like connected like skeleton bone tail yeah ruby's crooked broken harry potter wand so i went through this phase in middle school where I used to flat iron my hair. I swear to God. You don't know something sick and concerning?

I've never said that. It wasn't a phase. I lost a bet, so I had to. Back when I had a lot of hair, I literally bet. I don't even remember who exactly it was, but I remember we made a bet. Again, don't know who or what it was, but I remember we made a bet on, again, don't know who or what it was, but I lost the bet, and I had to flat iron my hair. And I flat ironed it, and it, like, I had very, like,

a lot of volume in my hair, as you know, very puffy. And it just dropped, and it was, like, slick. It literally was in the era of, like, the Justin Bieber stuff. Exactly. And, dude, I went to school, and they were filming me. I was like, this might be a little they were filming me. I was like, this might be a little... But imagine me. But then I did it like two more... I had to do it three days in a row. That's all I remember. Jesus Christ. I did it three days and then I

stopped. But imagine me, right? So you went through a phase. I went through a phase. But imagine me with my big curly hair and I was flat. So I just had like a bob. You looked like Jeff Hardy or something and I oh there's that weird ass straight-haired tail boy and so I used to go to

so and I would go to Hot Topic and I got the who you? I just went through a phase and I used to go- Are you Peyton or was your name like Denver or Lyle? What do you- what do you mean you flat ironed your hair, you wore a tail and you went to Hot Topic? No, no, I never got to the tail because my mom wouldn't let me but I got the studded belts that were like purple. You were Jeff Hardy. You were Jeff Hardy. You were a light-skinned, tall, gushy-headed Jeff Hardy. I hope your mom has a lot to say about this episode. But my mom believed in freedom of expression, so she would just let me. That's a big thing. That's important. Me and Liv talk about that all the time. If our kids want to dress themselves and want to look crazy, we'll let them do it to an extent. Yeah.

To an extent. I'm not letting my kid wear a tail. I'm not going to lie. If tail they're not getting it you can wear it in the house though it's sure it'll be a house a house okay hold but this is the thing i am i was i literally thought about this last night again so i thought about this last night and shout out to my parents and you don't realize this stuff till you're older but i am very thankful that my parents were the way they were. Because I've always wanted to do this job. Like be a content creator. And so I used to get, I got like a $25 camera.

And I would take it everywhere. And I would literally film. We'd go to Walmart, I would film. We'd go to the airport, I would film. And they never made me feel bad for it. Bro, you want to know something crazy? Don't. You want to know something crazy I did the same thing but mine wasn't a filming one. I was obsessed Yeah, I never wanted to do like what you went to school for like journalism and broadcasting stuff like that and then this

I never wanted to do that stuff, but i was always wanting to like capture moments and stuff like i would always buy the uh disposable cameras okay i buy an extra roll i would literally uh just take pictures like my grandpa dog outside random stuff just take pictures take that roll out do the second one and then when both of them were done i'd give them to my mom and ask her if she can go to like cvs or walgreens that's fine get them printed and then i literally she'd just come back home from work one day i'd be sitting there like eight nine years old and she would drop off like 60 pictures that's fine i just get to go through them i have like multiple books still yeah and dude some of them like looking back at it now that my grandpa's passed

like some of those pictures bro it's like i don't know what made me take these or what like i why i like that but it's like dude i have some pretty dope pictures of just me and like one of my favorites is he's sitting there slumped on the couch i took a picture of me just holding like a glass of milk like there's cookies but he's sitting there slumped and i'm in like uh my green pajamas and stuff i was playing like the gamecube i used to great times they're dope i still have a little book yeah i so i think that's important i think i didn't even realize that until last i knew my parents were like very important in where i'm at now but i yeah you think but no but i don't i didn't you don't realize that kind of stuff until you're like mature another thing you don't realize is pit like this is a thing that

i i'm a huge believer in like the way your kids act and whatnot up to a certain age is like completely on the parents yeah like 100 the parents like it's them because they don't know the kids don't know any better do anything by themselves yeah until like maybe five years old yeah and that's still pushing it like they don't choose what they eat yeah for the most part they don't choose what they wear like you might say you want this one or this one but they don't go buy their own clothes they don't buy their own toys they don't choose what they eat yeah they don't choose what's around them there's home life there's scenarios what's on the tv like it's all up to the parents and that's why it's like dude shout out to every single

parent that is watching facts that's all there that's in. That's why it's like, dude, shout out to every single parent that is watching. Every single parent that's in the Discord. We have a lot of parents watching this. Yeah. I didn't know how many of y'all were parents, so shout out to y'all. It's an unbelievable job. And if your kids are watching, hey, kid. Hey, it's Uncle P.

Yeah. Turn it off. Well, I'm going to, there's going to be a timestamp that says skip this next, like, nine seconds. It's for your kid's safety. Your kid's going to be like, ah! They're like,

what was that? I have a thought, right? Okay. And I was, because I was, I went to my hometown, to Austin, Texas. Shout out to Austin, Texas.

That's not a thing. Hey! Hey! I went to my hometown, Austin, Texas. Are they in the r.o.t.s what establishment who do they represent is there a battle going on is that why you wanted to wake up at 5 30 to record this because you wanted to be a part of that group you never were allowed no um but i was driving right and on a road trip what do you have to do on a road trip drive keep yourself sane with stupid or pee that was very aggressive you're aggressive sorry so pee no you gotta get gas oh yeah that too and so you're always thinking about gas stations and so whenever i was growing

up in this small town it out like right around austin texas um there was nothing there your legs are so wide right now i look like your dog so wide you do so there's there wasn't much out there when i was growing up now it's huge like Like there's shit everywhere. Buildings, people, cars. And gas stations. Yeah. So I was thinking, how the hell does that work? How do you just put a gas station somewhere? Where do they get the gas?

You know what I'm saying? How do you- Do you truthfully not know the answer? I swear on everything I love. Because listen to me first. There's grass right there, right? Under that grass, mud. Where's the oil? Listen, don't let me finish. There's grass right there, right? Under that grass, mud. Where's the oil?

Listen, don't let me finish. That was not there. There was nothing there but open terrain and land. And they just decided, hey, we're going to put a gas station here. How do they put down the gas pumps? And then they just put a wire down or like a tube down there. And then all of a sudden magical gas pops up. How do they get the gas?

I'm about to take your beanie off and reset you. there's no way that you're this naive to the world okay well where's the tub of gas right there's huge huge tanks at the bottom that they built like massive tanks and every night maybe not every night but every night every other night so the tank's already there no they build the tank like you build a swimming pool like you're you're dumb you don't have a pool in your backyard it's grass and dirt you dig a big hole then you lay it with concrete insert pool you don't have tanks you clear the ground dig hole build said tanks build gas station how big are the tanks they're massive they're huge look it up there's literally like i mean obviously you can find real pictures too but just like the easy

cartoon drawings when that shows you how like they're just huge tanks under it that's what those like you know i don't know the best like they look like sewer drains they're always and then the truck comes and truck comes like early in the morning hours like 2 3 a.m when there's probably the least amount of traffic and those huge trucks so not regular regular 18-wheelers that have the flatbeds ones, but the huge ones that are just a big old capsule on the back, that whole thing is filled with gas. They come, hook up, drop it all into the tank, and leave.

That's anticlimactic. Yeah, I'm sorry that you're 23 and you don't know how gas works. Oh, sorry I didn't go to gas engineering school. Sorry, my name's not Kent. I didn't major in gasology 101 but i understand simple things where do you get that what would you what situation in my life am i ever gonna need to know that like where where would i pick that no i don't know exactly i don't know you're not gonna make me feel dumb you're not

gonna make me feel dumb because you have such a big ass head head, and there's so much room for unwanted knowledge in there. Yeah, I mean, I guess because I've never reset myself that I just store all that thing, and I don't lose files. The files don't get corrupted, unlike you. I found out why Cam has a bunch of hidden animosities because I have videos of him giving me oiled massages in a dark twin king-size bed. The fact that you're, like, pushing this man. I have a video.

Cam, we can take a break from the podcast right now and I'll pull that video up. I swear. You either do that. You either admit to doing it or I put the video in the Discord. Let me see it. No. Two options. You hear that?

Ooh, power. Ooh, everybody bow down. Ooh, all watch out. Bow down. get your gold out no but for real either you admit to doing it or i i don't show you the video and i just put in the discord you're not going to give me an ultimate because in the in the video you literally get mad at me for recording you say oh we're not doing that you remember what i was talking about it's because in practice i got somebody's knee hit my thigh, and so I had a big-ass thing, and you were massaging it.

That's your leg. You said your head. That I will admit to. That I used a golf ball and magnesium. And then we dimmed the lights, and we had candles. See, that's the part. You're acting like we dimmed the lights, we turned on Bachelor Nation. We had Charlie Wilson playing in the background.

He got completely dead Legged his first like nice first time but his first time with a smart roommate him getting dead Like I said you have to roll that out. It's gonna be the worst pain ever But that's the only thing that's gonna make it better to where you can practice tomorrow He said absolutely not. This is the worst pain ever. I was like, all right, then do you want me to do it? He's like absolutely not. It's still gonna hurt and I was like, all right, I'm want me to do it? He's like, absolutely not. It's still going to hurt. And I was like, alright, I'm just going to do it. You're going to thank me later. It's right here. You know, like, I don't know if you know, but you get kneed right there. Oh. Then why'd you kiss it after? What are you doing? What are you doing? You're a sicko. So basically for all you athletes, anybody that's athletic or anybody

that just gets drilled on the job in your leg whatever stop if you get hit hit on your leg something super sore go get magnesium put a little magnesium on it get a golf ball something really hard cricket ball anything like that super hard dog toy something and you gotta just rub it out it's good you're going to grimace in pain but it'll be better the next day what was your favorite childhood dessert what like as a kid like what'd you like to eat to like really satisfy your palate as a kid like it looked where does that come from though the brain well like just stay easy everybody knows their What? What kind of lame-ass childhood did you have where your favorite dessert is fruit?

All right, Sweet Tooth Jones. Sorry I didn't suck down apple pies and sugary pastries. Fruit is good. It satisfied my sweet tooth. You ever had a good ass dinner and then you just finished up with some pineapple? Did you grow up like in a military bunker where there wasn't like access to fun things? Oh no, there were access to Oreos and stuff. I just sometimes chose fruit. Oatmeal was another option for a good dessert. What? Were you born at the age of 74?

We're like, oh, oatmeal's got to get it done for me. If you make oatmeal right, it is fire. As a dessert, as a kid, you were like, ooh, I'm going to get me some cinnamon oatmeal. You could call Lisa right now. I would literally scarf down ramen noodles, chicken nuggets, drink some water with it. Shout out to the water. Give me about 15 minutes, I'd go, mom, can you please make me some oatmeal? I've got a sweet tooth.

Your childhood was miserable. No, it wasn't. So you've never had fruit for dessert? You've never had fruit? If it wasn't a part of like a cake or a pie, no. For dessert, no. No one has. As a kid?

You're missing out. As a kid. So, okay. So then what's the definition of dessert? Something that's not good for you. Oh, here comes Professor Cam. I'm gonna pull out my wikipedias we're just gonna see where it lies dessert definition what kind of miserable ass childhood where you're eating oats for dessert a sweet course eaten at the end of a meal that's all dessert is so yes or no is fruit sweet so your oatmeal

was a sweet course at the end of your lasagna yeah oatmeal a little butter some two percent milk and some brown sugar whip it up who's like oh i just had a good old a chicken pie i just had meatloaf let me get some oatmeal my stomach might have been a blender it might have been a garbage disposal who's like hey who's like oh i can't I can't wait to have oats to top this meal off. You sick, nasty freak. Okay, I'm sorry I didn't eat. What did you eat? What were your dinners?

I don't know. Beef and macaroni and then you finished off with sour Skittles or chocolate mousse cake? Grow up. I was a kid. That's the point of the question. All right, Silver Cap Sammy. You probably had so many cavities. Oh, my God Oh, I've had a cavity in every single tooth It's that I was a silver child and I there was a fear that I might bite you if I walked around You silver capped loser. I had silver caps too. So if you had super caps, you're not a loser. I'm just getting on this guy

Per definition fruit fits the example. no wonder your hips are looking like that you just grew up on oatmeal it's one hip and it's from a devastating injury there's nothing to you are a sick freak bro so you've never once just had a meal and you have some good pineapple maybe a really good uh gala apple what the hell is that just wait that's how i know you suck a gala apple. What the hell is that? That's how I know you suck. A gala apple? Yeah, you probably just... What the hell is a gala apple? You don't even know life. I bet 90% of the human population

couldn't tell you what the hell a gala apple was. That's weak. That's a little chocolate mousse handshake. That's a sour Skittles handshake right there. So you weren't just like, oh, I can't wait to get some cake or maybe some ice cream sometimes yeah but as your favorite you were like oh i'm on oats okay first off you want quaker oats maybe it wasn't my favorite i don't even know what we were talking about and you just go what's your favorite dessert how about let's

get some let's get some structure and i won't give you crazy answers but fruit is a viable option as a that is sick as a childhood favorite dessert is fruit you understand you look like you need to be on a watch list they probably put you in like in a classroom with a monitor and they're like watch him he likes fruit for dessert yeah the monitor is probably watch how healthy that kid is watch him compared to his peers yeah but like what's going on what's going on at home is he allowed to do things yeah Yeah, I am. I'm allowed to eat fruit and oatmeal. Quaker oats as a dessert is nasty.

Fruit and oatmeal? Oh, God. If my mom made the oatmeal the same way and topped it off with some bananas? Oh, Lord. Oh. That was a sugar rush right there. Can you go into therapy about this? That was a sugar rush right there.

You're a sick, sick child. So you don't like fruit? I love fruit. My question was specific to childhood desserts. Chocolate covered strawberries? Chocolate covered strawberries. Oh, God. Is not just fruit, though.

You're talking about you want like a fruit cocktail. You don't even like chocolate. Who the fuck doesn't like chocolate? I love chocolate. I don't like fudge. Fudge makes me poop fudge makes my intestines like please let us know like no that's a sick child oh i want quaker oats for to dessert today mom yeah after my meatloaf patty you're a sick nasty freak sometimes it was just toast with jelly on it okay that one i'm not gonna lie that made me sound very military yes but it's the truth and okay another one that is a true i i bet you

had to iron your bed sheets when you woke up no a true dessert true dessert fruit is a dessert too if you want it to be anything that's sweet at the end of the meal is a dessert per definition anyway ice cream bluebell ice cream. Oh. Pops kept that in the freezer on deck. Always had that. I love the Bluebell ice cream. Get that with some berries on top. Now.

Fuck. You alright? I'm good. Now, if I like. I still enjoy ice cream. I just bought a tub of ice cream yesterday. I was about to say, I bought you a tub and you didn't need it for a couple months. That's a damn lie. I ate a whole tub in two days. Oh, okay. it was a dip that's still in there oh that's just

it's still in there sharing with us it's all right though but you left it and you left and you left me alone yeah but i left it with you so but now if i as an adult if i eat ice cream i have to block out the next three hours because it's on the potty aren't you lactose intolerant and you very intolerant to that and you you're intolerant to a lot of you're very intolerant to that and you you're intolerant to a lot of things i'm intolerant to you you're no you're intolerant to like oxygen to caffeine espresso uh you're intelligent and hey sun is still not fully out so i have excuses dude that's sick i feel like that's not right it it's it is did i tell you

about the karen that i ran across on my road trip you just flip your head and you just go like where's the script where's the structure my mind rhymes at a thousand miles an hour and i want to go take a shower and i'm going to go and go to the to the lower power power power, rather, now, and I'm going to go to the growler. So did I tell you about the Karen that I ran across on my road trip? Somebody call the law enforcement. Somebody call 911 right now as you see this. I think Jenna Ortega and I are meant to be. Do you know Jenna Ortega?

No. Wednesday. I don't know her. Wednesday Wednesday. I don't know her. Wednesday Adams. I don't know who she is. Wednesday Adams. Who is she? Wednesday Adams.

Who is that? You haven't seen Wednesday on Netflix? It just passed Stranger Things as the number one most watched show. Good Lord. It's not as good as Stranger Things, but it's a good show. Do you like The Addams Family? Oh! I know what you're talking about, but I haven't

watched it. I still don't know her, but I know the show. I'm not going to show you. You can Google it on your own. I won't, but it's... I'll show you then. Look, this is her. Right here. Oh. Jen Ortega, one of his dads. She looks like Kira from Bachelor in Paradise

She loves me And I love her Do you think she knows who we are? Wow 15 million Do you think she knows who we are? No she's covered in blood here She's Wednesday Adams She was actually on You when she was a kid

She was on You Oh I was about to say yeah yeah you said that it kind of clicked yeah yeah she was the um i think she's our age i think she's like 21. yeah she's i love her she's so good i want to tell her you love her you should dude this what's what's going on i dm'd her she hasn't seen it is it still loud enough if i'm sitting here but yeah that's her i think she's i think she's a fan of the videos how do you know that i just hope kind of oh did i tell you about the karen you interrupted me and

you said you weren't interested in the story when i brought it up did i tell you about the karen that i ran into on my road trip that got mad at me? Oh, God, no. So I was driving back from Austin to Dallas, where we live. And I don't, you know, I'm directionally challenged. I get lost going to the kitchen. You're challenging a lot of things. Well, thank you for adding. And you have a rotted toe and a small right foot.

So I don't want to hear it. One fact about kao his one foot is smaller than the other and it happens to be the foot where he has a dead black and green purple toe that smells like laundry like it smells like a middle school locker room it would know if nobody watched watched the clothes for three and a half weeks are you done after a long conditioning session are you done am i lying yes there's not an odor that comes from that toe no there used to be i will call your wife right now she won't answer she sleep yeah okay um anyway so i'm directionally challenged right so i get lost going to the kitchen yeah so i was driving oh god you do suck with oh you suck with directions oh my god it's so bad whenever my friends came to my hometown where they've never been before they

were directing him i know how to get our first time there we said hey you're supposed to take that left left left left hang a lewis and he just oh oh so oh sorry i'm the one that grew up there for 18 years um so i was using my my maps to get home right which exit do i get off at whatever whatever and so i was looking like this still being responsible right i wasn't texting and driving i wasn't doing i don't do that and i don't vouch for anybody to do that i was focused on the road but I had to look down at my map real quick on my phone to see wherever my next exit was as I was going I saw it in my peripheral this car that was like matching my speed right and I was like what the hell and I was in the right lane not in the fast lane not even in the middle lane I was on the right because

I knew I was going slower so I could figure out where I was going but the car in the middle lane pulls up like next to me and they're like matching my speed and I see him out of my peripheral and so i'm like i'm not even going to give them any attention because like i'm focused on trying to get to my destination in the correct way then as i'm on my maps looking seeing if i'm going the right way i hear a quick beep they're honking at me you've done something wrong i thought so but maybe i thought, did I leave a cup on top of my roof? Is my gas thing open? Is my wheel about to fall off? Maybe they're helping me out.

I look over. Let's give them a look. I look over, and a woman who looks like her name might be Karen, she goes like this at me while driving just trying to wave me down and I'm Jedi and then I go like that like what the hell do you want and she goes I'm like there's no way you just pointed at your phone and waved me no no way and she goes and she I kid you not she had her husband in the passenger seat i'm assuming her husband don't know the relations never met these people he rolls down his window

so now he's in altercation mode and so i'm in altercation mode now so i roll my window down too and i'm like what and he goes don't take the drive man it's dangerous you're gonna kill people i'm like there's no way you're doing this right now. All right, Batman, trying to save the city. I go, hey, I'm on my maps. And I literally go like, I'm on my maps. I don't know why I felt the need to prove myself. I should have just been like, move on.

But I showed him I'm on my maps. Because I don't believe in texting and driving either. I want people to be safe on the open roads. It's dangerous out here. We lose a lot of good people every day to bad driving and texting and driving so I do not advocate for that but I wanted to prove to him that I and to this Karen woman that I I was doing the right thing and they go oh well you should make it more obvious next time make him what are all right, state trooper. Yeah!

Highway patrol. Are you gonna put me on a citizen's arrest? Yeah. How about you drive your car? I would've been like this. Okay, roll your window down. I'm not your son! Piss off!

I can do what I want with this. Stick to your lane. Mind your business. I'll do the same. Have a blessed. And I don't. One. People are very, people are very bold in their cars. Like people will say things to you

that they would never say outside of the vehicle. I kid you not. Twitter fingers, it's the same, like steering wheel fingers. Steering wheel fingers are such a real thing

because there was a woman, I kid you not, she passed away three days ago, but she was still driving. She was like propped up on her it looks like her name would be beth or maggie like she was old irene yeah like that's a muriel right there muriel was driving that car and so i was about 17 years old driving right and i was 17 years old i might have been a little quick and like reckless driving i'm a 17 year old boy in a car so sorry yeah yeah definitely and so i was getting off swerving i was getting off in the exit it's one of those where there's like an access road and you gotta like i had to go all the way back over to the right and so i saw a window of opportunity and i might have banged it real quick

i didn't she didn't this muriel did not have to hit her brakes hard she I had very clear space I was just fast in the way I did it I kid you not this woman was not bless you god bless you and god bless you twice sneeze again I'll punch you you you I I kid you not this woman was not a day younger than 87. She was old. Might have been her last car ride. Might have been her last car ride. So I quickly go in front of her, didn't cut her off, didn't do anything. It was just fast, and she's old, and her cognitive skills might not be there. Oh, great heavens! So she panicked, right?

I kid you not, Muriel honks, and she's weak, right? She doesn't have a lot of strength. It was a little weak honk. I look, I kid you not, Muriel goes like this. Both. Both her fingers. She said, you just cut me off on my way to Jesus. You are making me stay in this hell of an earth longer.

I couldn't even be mad, bro, because it's just like... I was like, you were around when Lincoln was here, right? Your first car was the Model T. You had a relationship. You're from Detroit. You were there when they were being made. Yeah, you used to have to get around

using horseback. This technology... Oh, great heavens! This technology is new for you, Muriel. Oh, she, yeah. They were the most, like, like a witch's... They were pointy. She's like...

Arthritic. That hurt. She had to go ice those hands after she was done. That hurt her. I just died by this. She was at the age she ate like a muffin a day like not like not much at all but like like that old oh like three cups of coffee but like one breakfast pastry and she barely chews when she eats just quick little nibbles just this the little gnawing oh poor muriel and that reminds me i do not like small talking her bpm is probably like 31 it's just like it's it's literally fighting to pump and stay at like

yeah muriel muriel shout out to you if you're she's definitely not still here if she made it dislike she belongs at the Guinness World Records. But that reminds me. I do not like confined. I don't like small talk in confined spaces. Who are you telling? Like on an elevator, don't speak. We don't have to talk.

You look at your wall. I'll look at my wall. You just pretend that wall is the most fascinating wall you've ever seen. Count the ceiling tiles. Do something. For this 30 second ride and we'll be good. And people are going to be like, you're so mean or whatever. But it's just, no, what are we gonna accomplish in this conversation?

Yeah, it's like, no. I'm fine with a hello, maybe. But you can just smile at me. Young entrepreneurs definitely have your elevator pitch ready, that's always a thing. But if you're in a hotel and you're just going to the third floor. Just don't talk to me.

Just don't speak. Yeah, don't ask me what I'm doing here, where I'm from. Yeah, don't. It's like you don't care. You truly don't care about that. Exactly. Just save it. Exactly.

The only time I'll accept it is if you're at the age 75 and above because this might be your last conversation. Yeah. So I will entertain it. You do care at that point. You're being nice to everyone, and we appreciate that. Yeah, and I think it's cute when old people try to talk to me because it's like you've got to talk to them like a puppy it's like oh

you gotta you gotta open your mouth real wide so they reach your lips have you ever noticed when you talk to an old person they kind of mouth the words with you yeah they sit there go they're like they're like they're like glossed over eyes it's're like, God rest my grandma's soul. But she used to... When I was talking to her, she'd be like... I'd be like, are you saying it with me? They have to double the intake to make sure they don't forget it. She's like, do you want me to write it down?

Not you saying a puppy, though. Talk to it like a dog. You dudes are like, oh, you... Hey, grandma. I swear to God like a dog. You do. It's like, oh, you know what I mean? Hey, grandma. I swear to God. Little grandma. If I ever get to the age where people start talking to me like a dog, put me down. Yeah, just don't come around.

Just talk to me through text. I cannot wait. When I'm old. Imagine texting like you're talking to a puppy. You're just like, oh, hey. It's like, nope. And ultimately, you can tell old people use the voice thing when they text, because it never makes sense.

Oh, my grandma, Meemaw, shout out to you. You're a trooper. I love Meemaw. Love her to death. Oh, she'll straight up, you'll straight up be getting the Da Vinci's Code. If you know what I'm saying. You're getting Dante's Inferno from her.

It's a full, you gotta, I mean, it's in Great Babylon. It's in, it might be in Braille. I don't like, there's just words I've never heard that come through this simply from her saying, I hope you had a great time on your trip. It'll come back like bass fishing, boat, ice capture, wind deck, skateboard. It is just, it's a it is just it's a straight up it's a straight up game it's like you just got a text from the riddler and you gotta solve the clues is she in danger like oh oh god i love your old people though i don't know why so many old people

stories are just popping up weird i have another one segment oh my god so when i was in austin i was with my family right and i don't see this side of the family often they're old and they live like far away but they were in town for thanksgiving i don't know why i didn't tell this last week but because it's actually kind of sad and i don't know if i'm gonna but so sit back and prepare so i was with my grandma and my grandpa now they've been together since the great times of 1845. Like they were there when the Great Wall of China was built. Like they are much, much, much older than 1845.

Whatever. Like they're around when the first dollar bill got printed. Good Lord. They're old. And so my grandpa drives around, right? And my grandma, she doesn't drive, but she's the most aware, right? She's cognitive. The most cognitive.

I wouldn't say she's cognitive. She's the most cognitive. So my grandpa, he's a little hard of hearing, right? Like he can't, I love him. He can't. What'd you say? Exactly. He can't hear very well.

So it was my grandpa driving, my grandma in the passenger seat, and then me and my brother in the backseat. Now as grown men, now we're aware of the situation that they're in. They are tired of each other. They've been around each other their whole life. They're just fed up with each other. They love each other to death. Too much time together. And so old people are a little snappy at each other. Watch it, Reginald. Do your ass like I did you back in 73. And so my grandpa can't hear very well. And it's not his fault, but he's starting to.

He's a recipe for disaster. So he can't hear very well. And they're snappy at each other. So me and my brother are in the back seat, and we're making jokes at them where they can't hear but you know just brotherly we're making fun of the old people we love them to death and so my grandma was in the passenger seat and she pulls out these mints out of her purse right and she's a grandma old people always always got mint their teeth are like decaying so they always have to have a backup plan and so you know grandmas they always want

to offer you something you want a mint so they're like payton preston you want some mints and we're like oh no grandma thank you though i appreciate it so my grandpa's name his name is vernon so she goes oh that's such i dropped my phone phone. So she goes, she goes, Vernon, you want some mints? Vernon can't hear very well. Vernon goes, what'd you say? Never makes eye contact out of, he's driving. He goes, what'd you say? And she goes, mints Vernon, you want mints? Vernon goes, well, shit, I can't hear. hear he looks he looks at us in the rear view mirror and he goes shit i can't hear what she say now she's starting to get fed up they've been together it's just a pendergredial war she goes well, mince, mince, you want mince? Vernon starts to panic.

His equilibrium's off because he can't hear. Oh, whoa. He starts swerving. Miss, what'd we miss? Who missed us? Vernon starts getting a little embarrassed because he knows he can't hear. Oh my God. His equilibrium's off and he's starting to swerve a little bit.

He goes, well shit, he ain't got to yell at me. I can't hear you, damn. I don't want no damn mints. And I tell you, I was in the back seat about to call the ambulance because I was crying so hard. Now, any time in my family, since that day, if somebody doesn't hear you initially, you just yell, mints, mints, mints, Vernon, mints, damn it, you want mints?

So that's the inside joke. Everybody that watches this video... Oh, if someone doesn't hear you, you just... Mince! Mince. You gotta say it with an old, like a southern, you know,

a good old... Oh, shit. A good old molasses accent with it. Oh, that's funny. I have a crazy ass favorite. Oh, Vernon. Vernon. Shout out to Vernon, man. Vernon and mince.

Shit, I can't hear her. What'd she say? Yeah, like you asking someone further away from you would solve anything. I was literally... That's the word I was caught up on. Like, are you kidding me? You can't hear right next to you, but you think you can hear me

from the backseat? Oh, fuck. That's hysterical. You want to know something I did as a kid, speaking of mints? You want to know something I did as a kid? Sure. I don't know why, but I thought there was like a limit on how many mints. Like, you know those peppermint mints you can have know something i did as a kid sure i don't know why but i thought there was like a limit on how many mint like you know those peppermint mints you could have those red and white ones i used to love those but okay but there wasn't a limit as a kid but i thought there was so and i loved them so much so i used to preserve them so as a kid you know in the back seat there's that little like pocket behind the passenger seat and you could like put stuff in

there every there was a thing in my family every time we were in the car we would get a peppermint little like pocket behind the passenger seat and you could like put stuff in there every there was a thing in my family every time we were in the car we would get a peppermint mint i don't know why but it was just like our family thing and so i was like i never want this to end so what i would do is i would put it in my mouth and take about like eight to ten little like suck something that's just about eight to ten times i take take it out. I'm gonna I'm going to end you if you say what I would open that little pocket and put them in there. And then when I got in the car the next time new mint plus the one I'm about to get. There would be little fuzzies on them. Maybe a little paper. I was a kid. You were recycling mint. Yeah. And you think my childhood was miserable because i ate pineapple after a dinner but the mo you were sucking mints and throwing them into a poultry

and taking them back out and re-sucking them the worst it ever got is to at a point it became like that is the worst it ever got there's nothing that tops that there's nothing that i've said that tops you going but then i started to realize i can do this with more so it didn't that oh my god that turned into lollipops then oh my god that turned into fries for mcdonald's and then it turned oh my god but where it ended is i started to put chicken nuggets in there for McDonald's and it started to smell the car. How did your mom not whoop your ass by this point? I was just a little scavenger, little boy. You had a recipe for vomit sitting in the back of the little manila folder pocket of the seat. But I was just a collector.

Like, I just wanted to make sure I had something any time we went on a trip. I'm a collector, he said. You should have been collecting, like, Pokemon cards, not lollipops and nuggets. That's a – But my brain was in the right place, though. That's serial killer-esque. My brain was in the right place. You need coleslaw?

No, no, no, no. I'm not that sick. Crunchy peanut butter? I don't eat peanut butter. Oh, you don't eat – Oh, you're too good for peanut butter but you're not too good for naked chicken nuggets and hairy mints oh yeah you concern me like oh you concern me oatmeal boy as a dessert mints they're fuzzy mints i don't

like hair we have to establish that by the way all By the way, y'all are sick freaks. No, they have some respect. Dude, they were calling me silver spoon because I don't eat hair. All right. Sorry, I have some respect for myself. If I go somewhere, like, it is not – if it's, like, intertwined throughout the whole meal, yeah, I'm not eating it. Like I already said. And I said, the 9 out of 10.

So the one instance, if that thing is just right on top and it's perfectly i'm gonna take my spoon or utensil scoop the entire subjected area get rid of it eat the rest there was a little app mentioned we got on that video i was checking it right before we started recording um and i was looking at people who stitched that video and somebody stitched the video and there was this dude and he is a sick nasty man if you're watching you probably only seen that tiktok of us but if you're watching this you are on the watch list you are my enemy now the what he said in this video he said man hair has never bothered me man you know what i do he said if i'm eating something there's a hair in my mouth i'll pull it out like this oh i'll look at it just throw it away keep eating the way it out like this. Oh. I'll look at it. Just throw it away.

Keep eating. The way he went like this, too, like he was grazing it across his lips. Oh, he did a video? Yes. Like he stitched. He stitched. He said that. Okay, no, that's different. If you're willingly like.

That's the people on your team. Yeah, no, no, no. That's your representatives. No, he is on. He's left field. He's his own team. If you're eating DNA and then you just pull that out and you're just all right with it no that's that's different i can't lie that's let's fuck let's wrap this episode up this was actually

a really good episode that's past me that's i couldn't do that if the hair is if the hair is in my mouth the whole meal is done no no the hair is in my mouth you that whole meal is ended no that's we never we never discussed that we never discussed that's what comes with this job makes that's if the hair makes the travel to my mouth and i it's done that's what absolutely that's what comes with this job if you make a hot take the people that agree with you and then their variations of it that is on you now on my team that's what happens with this job that's what happens it's not on my team it's what happens it's what happens so that's like someone saying yeah i take mints and i used to rub them in an anthill. Those are the people on my team.

I got to claim those people. You're a sick, prideful boy. But those are the people we put on the front lines to get rid of easily. They're cannon fodder for sure. But that's still your team. They wear the same jersey. I guess. We'll rep removing hair.

But to pull it and floss your teeth with it oh well dude I It's how calm you... Dude, the sun is still not up. We just did a 50-minute episode. The sun is still not up. You never said this outfit was good, bro. I think this is a nice outfit. You didn't say that, though. Alright. Your outfit's good.

I like it. I've always told you you like that jacket. I knew you got it from me. Shout out to... There's so many edits on this video, bro. Do you like that jacket? I knew you got it from me. Shout out to... There's so many edits on this video, bro. Oh, announcement. So, it's not a season three drop.

We're not even in season three, so don't think that's what it is. It's not a whole new drop. It's not a new exclusive line. None of that. But, as we mentioned last week, we are adding... What? line none of that but as we mentioned last week we are adding what like anywhere from one to three new products to the season two merch drop so same same place www.youshinosudios.com backslash shop so same place link in the bio one to three new items added here in the next about two weeks. We will more than likely drop a promo code with it to bring great awareness to these amazing products.

And just know that one's going to be real, uh, real. Come on, hit me. Come on, sit up. Hit it with me. Let's get three in a row and then sit back cool. Ready? Set, go. We're not at the same.

Ready? We all know you aren't born to the best rhythm. I have better rhythm than you, and you know it. And you know it. And you know it. And you know it. And you know it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, listen, listen, listen. No, no, listen. We could call every single mutual friend that we share. I'm about to get real serious with you. I'm about to get real serious with you. I'm about to get real serious with you. We could call every single mutual friend that we both have on our phone. I might cut this out because it's going to be.

Every single one of them would say that I dance better than you. No, dance, yes. That has nothing to do with rhythm. I thought we were talking about dancing. No, you simply don't listen. I thought you were talking about dancing. Did we say rhythm, though? Did I say rhythm?

Yes, but we're hitting a dance move and you're talking about rhythm. I said I have better rhythm. So what's the rhythm part? Like being able to just naturally catch a beat that's instinctual for me you can i not catch it i'm not saying you can't i'm not saying you can't i'm not saying what are you mine's more instinctual yours is taught you have to be like you have the thought of like a one and two and no i don't no i don't yes you do i can have a natural like i can hear i can always just i can hear a natural sound but do you go on the downbeat or the upbeat either that doesn't matter yeah but naturally that's the thing it's all right if you

know you know all right back to it my name's cam I don't get pulled up. Let's hit three That's sick, that's sick Let's hit three when I say go you start with the push out right on go you push That's that's still I'm talking about but all right that's to make you on the same go to push up bro just a natural ready set go one two three all right so the whole reason we did the little bush run like i'm baby boy is because one of them is going to be very uh christmas oriented very very nice very holiday spirit-esque and it is a trademark a staple of the podcast since its origin and prior to the origin of you should know studios but be on the lookout for that next week we are going to wrap up the amazing giveaway of the shirt there's one more to be given out remember it's not like who orders most frequently who

orders most recently just random order any order we have it in a spreadsheet, and we literally go... Random. Random. Gives us a name. So that's it. So next week will be the last one, and then here in about three weeks will be the more exclusive giveaway

of the entire performance package brought to you by Manscaped, our amazing, beautiful, lovely partners at Manscaped. They love us so much. They love y'all so much. So they gave a full-blown performance package that has all the goodies. Amazing gift for any man that watches or an amazing gift to give for any woman that watches. Comes with underwears, comes with the exclusive newspaper, comes with the ball toner, the lawn mower 4.0, comes with the everything else.

Comes with all of it. LED light, waterproof, waterproof ceramic blades it's amazing i won't nick you it's amazing uh no it's for our fans so that is any purchase 50 or more that'll be in about the next two three weeks really close to around christmas time probably a week before so we can get it to you by then and uh yeah so those are amazing but be on the lookout for the couple items added to this season 2 merch drop Christmas oriented items and it's going to be great so thank you so much for watching this episode of the

you should have a good job Cam special code get your good karma special code confuse the casuals leave it everywhere take a guess mvm mints vernon mints mvm leave it uh it's gonna confuse the casuals thank you so much if you made it this far in the episode we love you one out of ten don't make it home to christmas flip and i will see you next time I got the ears. Sweet, sweet ears.

Throw me away. Ooh. Huh? Did that sound good? I'm not going to lie. You got a little thing on you, boy.