You Should Know Podcast - CRAZIEST PARTY EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

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That's harrys.com slash YSK for a $3 trial set. Three bones. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Back in the studio. Back in the studio. Oh, no. Oh, hey, break it down.

Hey, break it down, Kim. Let's dance, Kim. Let's dance, Kim. Ice cream so good. Ice cream so good. Ice cream so good. Gang, gang. Gang, gang.

Thank you for the ice cream. Ice cream, gang. Thank you for the ice cream. Ice cream's so good. Thank you for the ice cream. She can make me ride it like a cat. We're like two months behind the trend. Hey, guys. Kyle Oskar back in the studio. Yeah, I'm in the studio.

Whatever. She did that at 7.30 in the morning. Who did? Pinky Doll was on a live 7.30 in the morning. Today? Doing that. Today? 7.30.

I asked you a question. I answered. You didn't. Today, 7.30 in the morning. Yeah. Why are you up at 7. today doing that today 7 30 i asked you a question i i answered slightly you didn't today 7 30 in the morning yeah why are you up at 7 30 tonight to make money oh my god hello oh my god it's 7 30 my time she was up at 5 30 you don't know where she lives i believe it's la we saw her we saw her in la she could well they saw us and we're not from there we saw everybody was there that's how earth works what's's up, buddy? Oh, hello. Good morning. How you doing? The breakfast is brewing. Cronk. What?

Eezma. Let's break something down real quick. Cam is on 10 today. I don't know what's going on with KOSK. Hey, you shut the hell up when I'm explaining how you are. We came. I was in the studio today earlier than everybody. I got Mama Leave, a nice Starbucks drink with confetti in it you call

my wife olivia i'm so sorry i got mama leave a drink from starbucks had a confetti in it and it was so embarrassing to order in front of a group of people i know you stuttered and your fat tongue was just confusing all the s's i'm so sorry i love you keep going does your head itch because your hair's disgusting oh be careful. Be careful. Sorry. Your tongue was like loose. Yeah, it's not as big as yours, so there's some extra room for do-aggle. That's what you say about most of your body parts compared to mine. Hello! Good morning! How you doing? Brew

that coffee. That's not... I'm fast today, boy. That's not... I'm fast today. I'm fast all the time. Yeah, I know. What? What? Look at your ankle dexterity. Don't do that.

No, I'm keeping it. No, you're not. Who's editing it? No, you're not. Who's editing it? Please don't. I'm keeping it. But that's a funny joke.

But it's not factual. It doesn't matter. Okay, but Cam's on 10. So much to the point where I was sitting watching YouTube in the studio, and the door's behind me. I hear the door open, and I look back to greet my friends. Hello, friends. Hello, Mama Liv and Cam Nguyen.

I look back, and it's only Mama Liv, and she's just going like this with her phone in her hand. And I was like, hey, Liv. And I thought they were going to pull a prank because they have a successful TikTok channel. So I was assuming that it was going to be a prank for the successful tiktok channel and then there was no camera pointed at me she was literally like looking at someone's phone i was like she's not interested in being here today and then i hear glass shatter i hear stone cold

steve austin's theme music and cam come they they had a theme prepared for Cam's entrance today. So that's just giving you where we're at today in Cam's energy. 100%. You'll see. Cam got off his meds. I'm not on any meds. I don't take medication. I know. Maybe you should.

Well, we love you. We want to take care of you. I love myself, too. I love myself. Is that a song? I don't know. I love myself. Because you hold me down every time I hit you up.

I never hit you up. When I get right, I promise we're going to live it. Because you hold me down every time I hit you up. I never hold you down. When I get right, I promise we're going to live it up. You make me beg for it. Actually, you don't hold me down every time I hit you up. You don't hold me down. Cam hates being on the phone with me. It is actually upsetting. You stay on the phone way past your allotted time.

I need to give you a certain phone currency currency and you have to use it like it's it's a buck 25 for 15 best friends i shouldn't have a curfew for speaking to you that's true it's not but it's just like damn i gotta like what are we you're gonna watch me eat you're all i have no that well but uh it he stays on the phone forever but okay he would want me to prop him up at a as a pillow and just sleep with him and give him those i like to be on the phone with cam when we're not talking about anything like let's just enjoy our days together just i'll keep it on the phone i have nothing you're lonely and cold you know cam often hairy naked bare i know for real i know ravishing there's part there's like it

honestly upsets me because i'm like i get to talk I call Cam literally like six times a day I call Cam a lot I FaceTime him I call you too though and don't make it seem one-sided you only call me about business you don't call me about love and friendship you don't ask me if I eat I know you don't because I know you don't as long as you're breathing I know you don't eat there's no point to eat

you're never like hey pay it up did you eat today you never say that you're right I never blow you kisses and I never ask you if you eat why if you know it would. Yeah, you're right. I never blow you kisses, and I never ask you to eat. Why? If you know it would make me feel good as my friend, why don't you behave that way? That won't make you feel good. Yes, it will. My best friend and my lover cares about me.

Why would that not make me feel good? Your lover. Your answer would always be no. Have you eaten? No. You plan on eating? Nah. What are you eating tonight?

No clue. No, that's not true. No, it's not. Are you in hibernation due to winter? I called you yesterday, and I said I gave you my payway order. I gave you my payway. So I do eat. And I said that because you should have asked me.

You never asked about my water intake. You never asked me about these things. I call you about everything. I asked you. Literally the two things you spoke about, you've never asked me. I said, how was your stool today? You're playing on eating today? How's my stool?

How's my shit? Is what you asked me. Yes, it's a fairy thing. We're grown men. Is what you asked me. Yes, it's a fairy thing. We're grown men. No, you don't. Prostate's a real thing. My shit was 14 inches long, hairy with corn in it. That's the only thing on you 14 inches long.

Ask me. You're evil. You look creepy. You look like a mummy. Okay, but don't you think that's wrong of you? No. Why? I know you're going to eat.

No, not even that, but you rush me off the phone when I'm happy. I don't know. You see, I'm enjoying this. You see, this is my one form of communication. Okay. Sometimes I allow it, and you know that. You should allow your best friend to speak to you. That's not right.

Well, okay, if the phone call needs to be three minutes why are we on at the 40 minute mark what are we like if it's if it's good confidence like i'm not taking you on a date i don't need to find i know everything about you you don't know what i'm feeling what am i supposed to say hey is there still crumbs in that corner did you find the left shoe yet what are you your mirror still broken it's about the little things that keep marriage i feel that way though i do feel that way you're all like don't touch me okay don't see you always put on this you're all you're all i have i go to embrace you because give you love physical warmth and you go don't touch because it's not genuine

if we were here after this podcast i and i would try to grope you or hug you if i tried to hug you you'd be like please don't touch me you stinky i would that's just getting muted we're keeping it though you be careful you be careful i don't have to be careful no i enjoy your hugs i enjoy your hugs gropes maybe not when. Bounce sessions, no. You never hug me, really. Because you don't like being hugged. I do enjoy being hugged. My physical mass exerts so much energy on your ribcage, you don't enjoy it.

It hurts you. No, it does not. It physically causes you harm. No, but you always say this before we hug. Crotch to crotch. And that's what makes me uncomfortable. We shouldn't be swore to each other. I don't say crotch to crotch.

I can literally feel it when it says crotch to crotch. I don't say crotch to crotch. I just up from behind you grab your haunches i say hello how's it going and you go get off i think you envy my haunches because you have you have degrading haunches i have fantastic haunches ask my wife hello hello good morning to you how's the coffee live my haunches are they good she doesn't even know they're there and see and you speak to her more than me and i know your haunches i get them i could draw them haunches if i if i blindfolded in a dark room you you like a stick and stone you line up 12 haunches tell me to close my eyes and grab them i know what cam wins haunches are i know them haunches stick stones spamming what am i saying

cam's got childbearing hips i I don't have childbearing hips. Cam, you would have great, great easy birth. You would have an easy birth. I have a good hip placement. Good hip set. No, it's not good. I have a good hip set, great adductors, low center of gravity. I'm a good.

You got the haunches of a pit bull. Like wide and stout. Pit bulls are what? Wide and stout. Musculars are what? Wide and stout. Muscular. Fierce. Protecting. I get what.

You know what? What? You were your voice to shame. I get what. You know what? And there we go. The bullying happens. Oh, the bullying.

And you don't live. You. Don't you ever. You say. One of the things you would live in your friends say is um all our friends are the same friends yeah i was like what name one that's not your what are you talking about like you started out with okay like your arkansas friends okay you say you and ruby look alike they all do you say that and my mom called me the other day and because i posted posted a picture of Ruby. No, I just send. I don't know.

I treat your dog like it's my kid. Yeah, you love Ruby. I have so many pictures of Ruby. If Peyton is in our house, he is now human one on Ruby's list. She just completely disowns her mom and dad. Runs straight to him and is like, I'm yours. You are mine. Yeah, and so I send pictures of Ruby to people I'm talking to.

Like my mom, my dad, and our family group. And so I'm like, Ruby to like people I'm talking to, like my mom, my dad, and our family group. And so I'm like, oh, look at Ruby today. And she goes, she looks like Cam in this picture. So you do kind of look like Ruby. I always thought it was just because of the hips. Okay, Ruby's hips are messed up. Mine are not that bad.

I have a singular bad hip off of one injury. How many times in New York did you go, ooh, my hips hurt? Dude, we were walking 24-7. It's going to pile up. It's going to add up. You understand you have life alert hips. You have geriatric hips. You have nursing home hips.

You have hospice hips. Life alert hips is hilarious. I'm not going to lie. You do have life alert hips. That is funny as hell. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Speaking of my lower half.

Okay. I was getting a haircut yesterday right good morning the barbershop Getting it going on right spins me around to get the back line up crispy, right? The windows of the barbershop are like half window in the bottom half. There's like a mirror, okay? So for whatever reason my eyes gaze down right I see how my legs are positioned on the chair i was disgusted nasty sitting i literally okay it was like this one leg was showing in the sweat pant the other one was like that and i was it was literally like this it was so bad and i was just it's like you ever look yeah what what the hell is that what the hell is on your sock no i'm saying i was oh no this is

i look like michael jackson that's disgusting by itself that is that is that is crime that is fraud but there is blood on your sock there's either blood or almond butter it's one what the hell is that i was going to pull your pant up and show you so you could look at yourself. What is that? I bleed. Why is there...

I bleed. Why are you bleeding on your calf? That's not even... That's like your ankle. Show them. I have sensitive skin. I think...

I don't give a shit how sensitive your skin... Did you cut yourself why are you bleeding you never wake up bloody oh my god i think i touched it i think i touched i need a shot i need to sanitize my hand shot you never wake up bleeding i don't i'm not listening to you right now what is that blood show them right i did you never wake up bloody? Never in my business. You never have spontaneous blood? Only through my nose.

Only on my nose. I woke up one night, looks like I went ten rounds of Tyson Fury. But besides that, that is inexcusable. Yeah. I... No, it's just a little blood. What is that? This is a sensitive area for my skin.

Okay, now, to hell with the blood. Why are you wearing white socks with that? That is illegal. Because my pants are big and they cover them. That is illegal in its own regard. I look like I have a mean moonwalk at a bar, at a karaoke bar. I could literally hit a moonwalk. I got a mean Billie Jean.

It looks like you have a mean Seal Team 6 record. You went through a combat course in those. Dude, that's what I hate. I normally don't wear all black shoes because I feel like i'm protecting this country's freedom like i feel like i'm storming the beach any moment but but with the white socks a bloody white sock yeah i mean it's not like if you get the whole thing like it's not too bad it's not too bad with the whole thing whole thing. You look like an eight-month-old flamingo. You look like a new-to-life ostrich.

A baby ostrich. Your biggest fear. Your biggest fear. Don't compare me. Dude, honestly, this is the new thing about me. Right? Normally, I have a wet crotch. I have wet crotch syndrome. You do have WCS. Wet crotch syndrome. You know that about me right normally i have a wet crotch i have a wet crotch syndrome

you do have wcs wet crotch you know that about me when you go to play around why do you say these things what possess look at your hair my name's cam i get one haircut and i feel like i'm the hair police boom boom scissor scissor my name is payton i get my hair cut for one week and then i just say fuck it i'm gonna go back to being homeless what's wrong with the homeless nothing i love them all especially naked screaming ladies dude i saw her no you did not i saw her not too long ago again is she close this is the longest running thing of the UChino podcast ever. Yeah, it's a real omen. It is.

I want to help her, but I'm also a little scared. Oh, yeah. She's bitten you. She's not bitten me. She's tried to bite you. She's chased you. I've seen her wield a machete overhead, butterball butt-ass naked in the middle of a street. I want to know her story.

She tried to fight an automobile with a blade. Let's talk about that. What was her plan of action? Sometimes she just seems so sweet. I saw her the other day. She had her basket and it was really full, which I'm good. She's getting prepared for the winter. I'm glad people are helping her.

But then she just has that switch. Yeah. And you never know what's in her arsenal. Yeah. She goes from just regular naked woman full of you know canned goods assorted non-perishables to the sick samurai and she just turns in to a warrior yeah trying to defend her land sometimes i'm like come get in the car oh uh but i've done that for uh duane remember duane duane's different duane is different much

different clothed first difference first difference. First difference. But I want to just talk to her and really figure out what happened and how can we help. Okay, my biggest question now that I think about it is why is she only naked sometimes? That's the question. I want to get all that. It's like, I know you have some clothes. I've seen you in multiple outfits. Why are you naked?

The coolest thing was seeing other people help Screaming Lady. I was driving behind this car one time. Screaming Lady was in the middle of the road. And they stopped in the middle of the road and rolled down the window. I was like, that's risky move. That is a. Risky behavior. That's.

And they handed her a pair of sneaks. And I said, that's sweet. That's fantastic. See, I never know. What were you about to say? I was going to say how she grabbed him. I was going to say, what size is she? Like, you never know what size she is.

Update on Preston. My brother. Now, you never know what size she is. Update on Preston, my brother. Now, this is a known thing. If you've seen Preston, you know Preston, you've heard of Preston. He wears a 15 wide. Bro's got big old feet, can swim really good. Kid is the dad of a duck. Love Preston.

One of the most talented individuals, I'll continue to say. We love Preston. Very talented. Found him a pair of shoes. That 15 wide's regularly. Hocus. Hocus. They sell 15 wide. It's a really good shoe, too. That 15 wide. Digitally. Hocus. Hocus. 15 wide.

It's a really good shoe too. Hocus is a very good shoe. So he'll be stylish, comfortable, and in a 15 wide. There we go. Round of applause for Preston. Were you allowed to buy it in USD? Or was it through like a third party cryptocurrency website? No, I didn't buy it for him.

Oh. Somebody will. So you just found them. Yeah. It's my job. Good. Good job. I guess I Have a question that I had coming up here to the studio The bat the moon now I thought we had it figured out cuz I asked about the moon often I thought I have a good gauge on what that thing is. I'm locked in right

The moon doesn't emit its own light, correct? It is powered by the sun. The sun has to hit it. Plugged in. Yeah, right? Yeah. Sun has to be behind it, right? What happens like today when it was outside?

I was outside today, right? And it was sunny outside. Sure. But the moon was there and the sun was on the other side. How the hell is the moon lit up? I think I solved some shit. I think I figured it out. What?

That they're lying. Oh, yeah. Well, that's been... That's a projector. Okay, it's not a projector. It's a big projector. It's not a projector. It's a moon projector.

It's not the moon, though. What is that? It's not the moon. What is that? Oh, so we have three moons. Oh, we're on Tatooine. No, no. Like, there's 17 moons.

Thank you. That was so good you That was so good That was so good Oh my god What a hell of a reference No no no I'm saying The moon itself

I think is just a facade Oh What do you think They would make that up for Peace So we have a Nighttime friend Yeah I'm not gonna say it here

Money No that might be on Patreon That could be the next Conspiracy episode too You know we already have Our topics for it But We do?

Yeah. Well, okay. Someone's behind another one. Oh, somebody gave me a conspiracy. What is it? My mom and my dad and my brother, they were talking about Winnie the Pooh. I thought you were saying they're the conspiracy. I was like, oh, you're adopted?

There's definitely something going on. You're adopted? I think so. It was Vegas. No, my dad definitely has a second family in Vegas. He goes to soccer games or something out there. He's funny. He's going to get so mad. He's going to get so mad.

He's going to get so mad. He's going to be like, damn it, boy. No, but yeah. It was about Winnie the Pooh. We're talking about it more on the Patreon, but it's about Winnie the Pooh and Igor and all that. Be careful. Igor. Yeah.

What's the other person's name? Igor. Igor? Oh, Igor's. It is Igor. Wait, who's Igor? Igor. Oh, Igor's... It is Igor. Wait, who's Igor? Oh! No.

Your legs are fascinating. They're so light. What's the most fascinating part about my body on you? To you. What's the most fascinating part about your body on me? I'm projecting. I'd go with your either your

your dipped in silk hands or your or your just flexible skinny legs. I thought it was going to be my back. They're so oh shit you're back.

Your hunchback's Igor I think. Is he from the hunchback? I think I'm the only controllable. I think I think most, oh shit, you're back. You're hunched, that's Igor, I think. Is he from the hunchback? I think I have the only controllable, I think I have the most, It's hunchback Notre Dame. I think I have the most controlled hunch ever

because I can lock it in whenever I want. It's like, it's not like I'm just walking around hunched, but I can make that bitch a shell if I wanted to. I could get protective.

I'm like a damn armadillo if I wanted to. You said I could get protective. You just go, oh no, not today. You're just, you're just getting your shell. I used to You just go oh no not today

I used to die once beaten on that bitch. It's like we're good. We're good. Just wait about wait about I Used to dissect roly-polies they were fascinating creatures as a kid to me you used to dissect really high collections of their back scales. Oh What the oh I had collections of their back scales. Oh, what the... You just said you ate roly-poly. I don't know if we could say that. You used to eat roly-polies. What planet are you from where you ate roly-polies? I think that's why y'all are married. Because you used to eat ants.

Blueberry. I did one time for clout. It's a nasty group to get clout through eating insects. Yeah, that was sick. Which one tastes the best? Fire. Comes with a Chilean spice. to get clout through eating insect. Yeah, that was sick. Which one tastes the best? Uh, fire. Comes with a Chilean spice. Your hair frightens me.

It makes me itch. What? This is the thing that I want to... Dude, the top of his, it almost looks like an actual fro. This... Oh, this, bro, he looks like a toddler. Like when a little baby wakes up and just runs in with a diaper. Oh, my God.

What? Oh, my God. What, my kid? No, no, no, no. What? I don't have a kid. Without being too much on... Be careful? Yeah, no, but If you were in a diaper

And you ran With no shoes No socks Just in a diaper With your hair Why are you grasping your face Why I think I heard a pop actually

Did you just get locked y'all What was that What Okay Basically if you were in a diaper With your hair out like that Holy shit I'll do that for your birthday I Don't want that for my birthday For your housewarming I you were in a diaper with your hair out like that, holy shit. I'll do that for your birthday.

I don't want that for my birthday. For your housewarming, I show up in a diaper and a bib. Hey! And a pacifier. What is a pacifier? Is that a fake nip? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Fake nipple. Keep him satisfied. Listen, right? Monsters. But it's perfect. Who you monsters yeah what do you what who do you think would be the better monster dude i used to have a monster encyclopedia i asked for it when you're dude it was so it was dope i think that's why you are the way you are it was dope that's why you degrade me in public it was a sick ass it's because as a kid you were bullied i sucked yeah and you're taking that out on me you're like that out on me.

You're like, that's the younger version of myself is Peyton. No, I definitely... Oh, look. Okay, I read about monsters in my own sanctity of home. You wore tails to the public. Yeah. Difference. Because you didn't have the gall.

I wanted Heelys. Never got them. I just had to settle for Zevias or whatever they were. Oh, I used to really want Heelys. And those kids would roll around the middle school with them They got banned. You wore, what were they? Supras? I love Supras. I had all gray Supras. Supras the car though also I don't know. I'm talking about the shoe. Lil Wayne made them popular. But is it Supra? With truck fit. Big fat tongues. Truck fit used to be or Diamond Supply Co. Oh my mom would be hot if I tried to buy that.

That was like a PacSun exclusive back in the day. And then a truck fit, and I had a truck fit hat. It was polka dot. It was nasty. You're disgusting. With my bedazzled belt. Not bedazzled, but... Your charm belt?

No, no, no. It was a studded belt. It was like a fake BB? No, no. It was just like the studded skater belts. Oh, yeah. Remember those? Yeah, you didn't skate them.

I had a neon green one. You didn't skate. And I had super skinny ripped up jeans with my big supers. But you couldn't skate. You couldn't skate. I tried, but you couldn't. That. I had a neon green one. You didn't skate. And I had super skinny ripped up jeans with my big supers. But you couldn't skate. You couldn't skate. I tried. But you couldn't. That was good on a longboard.

That was really good on a longboard. No, you weren't. See, that's the thing about you, bro. You don't know shit. Show me one picture. One picture of you skating. I can't show you a picture of me having my first Oreo. But I had my first Oreo.

But I've seen you have an Oreo. Next. Horrible point. Next. You don't believe in the unknown dog that's the thing about I'm not saying I have to see it to believe it so it sounded like no I'm saying you never skateboarded it's almost Christmas what day did you figure out Santa wasn't real Santy was that a hard day for you Brazilian Santy say come what day did

you figure out Santa wasn't real sin I've okay my one of my friends growing up her his mom did a fantastic job of lying to us. Oh, yeah. So I believed longer than the usual, kid. So his junior year. I'm kidding. I was about to say, boy, you just explained everything. I'm kidding.

I want to say. We've talked about this. I want to say the tip. What? We talked about this because I got a strongly worded dm from my mother one time oh she said thanks and i was like ruined it kids gonna figure out one day bro that's true i think i i think mine was regular age like what would you say regular ages if i had to guess i think mine was like 11 oh shit is that late that's late that's late boy you about to drive i was about to

drive at 11th fourth or fifth grade that's four years before your permit, dog. That's crazy. Okay. That's Zoe's age. Does Zoe still believe in Santa? No. She. Oh, shit.

Oh. I don't think she does. She did about a year ago, up to a year or two ago, and she's 12. I think it was like 10 or 11, but I don't know. I think like 4th grade-ish, 5th grade-ish. But I also had an older brother that I lived in the house with. Not always. Yeah, I didn't kind of makes it tougher.

But I remember I was in the shower one day. My brother walked in. He was like, tooth fairy, bro. And I was like, God damn it, bro. Cried in my mom's closet. Wait, what? My mom has an unnecessary amount of boots in her closet. I want to put that out there.

Did you ever wear them? What? Did you ever wear your mom's boots? Did I wear my mom's boots? Like, did you ever put your mom's heels on when you were super young and walk around the house? Did you ever wear your mom's boots? Did I wear my mom's boots? Like, did you ever put your mom's heels on when you were super young and walk around the house? Are you explaining something? I did that once. How do you, you never did that?

Just to get the extra height and you walk around and it's like. I know. I think I put a bra on maybe. Okay, I didn't do that, you freak bag. That's weird. You put a bra on? Yeah. What bra would have stayed on your skinny little frame?

That shit, you would have went. No, it just. Oh, my God. You could step into a bra. You could pre-strap and go. You could step into it. Shaking into a bra is crazy. No, but I don't know.

No shake. I don't know if you know how bras work, bro. There's straps on the shoulders. Yeah, you still could have stepped into it. That bitch just had my belly button. You still could have stepped into it. I was like six years old but i just i was a curious kid same my mom left her heels i don't know where i don't i don't know i've never seen leasing heels that's what i'm saying it's not like heels that we're thinking like some pretty print whatever it was like

like it was like elevators yeah like platforms platforms but it was a it was still a heel though it was like a thick heel. It was like three or four inch height difference. And I put them on and I was like, oh, oh, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack. Just started snapping my ankles. It was bad. You were trying to play bad.

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Visit betterhelp.com slash YSK to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash YSK. Now on to the rest of the episode. I'm not going to lie. I lied a lot as a teenager. Why? Oh, my God.

To, like, fit in. What? Oh, my God. But so I can impress my peers. Oh, my God. That's one of my biggest. Oh, you didn't lie as a teenager. Everyone did.

But if you did it to fit in, you're the type, bro, new movie hell yeah and it's great what happened no but it was more like i was supposed to be in it what i would lie and say like i got casted in like a disney thing all the time that was my go-to live fresh off summer break what i'd be like disney's talking to me about being in wizards of every place i swear to god i was supposed to be on sweet life on deck like 12 times you're fucking drooling i was supposed to have a bunk on sweet life on deck i was supposed to be on that show for all my fifth grade like four seasons in a row like dude your agent didn't get it done you're like i don't know, man.

They're still talking to me, though. You're a loser. And, like, whatever you. Why did you do that? I don't know. What possessed you to say those things? Because I wanted to be an actor. An actor.

Like, work on it. Don't lie. I know, but then, like, you know when you get called out of school to, like, go to a dentist appointment? I was going for an audition it's like they hold auditions in fluverville texas out of here they think you're getting ready to read in lines you're about to get your molar extracted from your skull i had to fill my six cavities up with silver caps. I'm talking about being on Hannah Montana. My biggest lie, though. Oh, my God.

My biggest lie, and I never got caught, was I won the Danimals Disney cruise. That was my biggest lie. Because they never, no one ever knew who won that thing, so it was me. I tried so much. I tried so much to get that cruise you're you're a loser dude i bought so much damn damn animals bad bro i don't know but you know no i don't i never did that but i used to really try you remember in high school musical too right and you could you could send in like tapes of you dancing and they'll put like a part at the end of the movie with you and so i had my mom record me on the the i flip what was it called you remember

that camera that was like it was a square little box like a phone almost it had the red light yeah and it had and you could flick out the usb so i i had my mom film me dance to be in the high school musical contestant winner for high school musical contestant winner for high school musical too. And I would vote on what shirt Chad would wear and all that stuff. I think we know everything we need to know. And so, and so I told my peers and my classmates, like, I think I won because Kenny Orchega, the director of High School Musical, reached out to my mom. He never did. Of course he didn't. And so all the way up to the movie, I still thought I had a chance.

They weren't going to contact me and be like, hey, you won. So I remember watching the whole premiere day. I was watching the whole High School Musical and be like, at the end credit scene, they're going to put my audition tape in. And it was some Puerto Rican kid it wasn't me what did you tell your classmates when they saw that same Puerto Rican kid they asked me you were him and I was always a generous kid I said I told him to give it to him because he needed it more so you still still lied and said that you won but you gave it to the other guy. Yeah, I had a massive anxiety attack about seven months ago because the kid who actually won the Danimals cruise made a TikTok about how cool the experience was, and I was like, it's over for me.

They're going to call me. Evan from Math Class is going to call me. Evan. What? Bro, your anxiety is no longer a mystery to me it is it's all cause and effect it is all cause and effect oh my god that is that is that's putrid somebody from disney right y'all i know y'all seen the podcast please put me in something please don't please don't you don't want that you don't want him dancing on anything you produce.

I'm a better dancer than you. No shot. I am. I'm a better casual dancer than you. Sure. I'll give you that. Club setting? You got that.

Yeah. If it's a real, if we got to do something, I got that. Even that? Who are you? You do jiu-jitsu. Hit a move. What move? Give me a move.

Hit a move. He said. that was hard that was trash and i'm more creative with my dancing i got the vampire what's one we made up in new york at the grammar at the after party we i mixed like the i mixed something mix the vampire with the string pool i think maybe that's a nice the string pool is nice that's like that's a string pool was a tier I'll give you that. That's Avengers Endgame right there. Mixing those two. No. That's Infinity Stones.

Nah. Sorry. You want to be Thanos. But you're not. You can't be. I have a question for you. I'm not playing that shit up. Fox comes out just to steal your rations. Then you go back to the factions. Yeah, my name is Peyton and I'm really cool. Yeah, Kim's here and he has nice drools.

Cool, cool, and I got a who. No, you can't cross this bridge. What was the ending? What was the ending? I don't know, but the theme was Richie Terabithia. Good storyteller. The whole story, the whole skit was like Dora almost. It was like I was with you.

I was on this journey. And then you just turned to Liam Neeson at the end. You said, you can't cross the bridge. I auditioned for a play in high school. I swear. Okay. Lie some more, lie boy. I swear. What play more Lie boy I swear

But then I got What play? Annie No no no It was something about New York It was something about New York Not Annie It was something about New York

Is Annie in New York? I don't know But a kid named Pedro Got in He's a great Bro But I have a question for you Kim I'm so nervous

You better agree with me Because if you don't It's gonna really piss me off You're gonna lie What? I can feel it No Do foods have a different taste

Depending on the different shape? Like if a food comes in An alternate shape Than it normally does Does it taste different? No What? No

The Spongebob Cheez-Its Tastes like Cheez-Its You've ever had The Spongebob Cheez-Its? Yes, I've had them I know And you put them on your tongue And it's a different cheese it's more salt absolutely not it's rigid it's more salt damn yes it is it's rigid that's why an uncrustable tastes different than a peanut

butter jelly sandwich gets in the square and it's concealed like a nasa spaceship or there's actually different ingredients in it dumbass oh shit what a pb and j is a pb and j listening agrees for a pb and. Peanut butter and jelly. What's it? Uncrustable. Turn it around on the box. I'd have to read everything. There's more things.

That's like saying a Chick-fil-A sandwich and a chicken sandwich at your house are different because the one at Chick-fil-A, they serve it in a different shape. No, did you ever cry when the ice cream truck missed? And then your dad was like, oh, we can just go to the gas station. They got the same shit. I was like, no, they can't, Mark. If it's the same food, it tastes the the same i don't care what little shape or cookie cutter you put over it kim a cookie for example if you make chocolate chip cookies at your house

homemade you make them right you put one just a plop you put another one in a olaf cutout you put one in a ball they taste you get a cookie ball and a cookie and a cookie flat different taste the exact same dude you have no imagination or taste buds, bro. You got numb tongue syndrome. And you live in Fairyland. You're waiting to be rescued by Peter Pan. You live there. You're Alice in Wonderland. You obviously never had Pierre Escargot teach you French.

Who is that? Exactly. You had no life, dog. Just because you can watch Disney Channel, lie to Evan in math class, and eat Spongebob on your tongue doesn't mean you were cool and creative. Shit tastes the same. No, it doesn't. A cheese is a cheese.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Say it again. Okay, okay. All right. Go to the movie theater. Okay. Get a box of popcorn. Yeah.

Big buttery tub. Mm-hmm. Go home, make some popcorn. Mm-hmm. Same. Is it the same? You don't have the butter they have. You stupid simpleton.

Okay. Oh! Your mind works. Your mind works in reverse. I got them. You ordered. I got them. They're both popcorn.

One is made different. Okay. First off, they're the same shape, dumb sack of rotten coins. Wow. You are a stupid, slimy idiot.

Okay, got this. Watch this. Watch this. Ready? Listen to me right here. Quick, listen. Open your right ear to me and my mouth. Here we go. Good morning. Wow You are a stupid Slimy idiot Okay got this Watch this Watch this Ready Listen to me right here Quick listen Open your right ear to me In my mouth

Here we go Good morning How's my waffles Here you go Watch this Watch Right You go to Chick-fil-A

You get sauce from Chick-fil-A You ever got sauce from Chick-fil-A Sauce yes Good sauce there Great sauce You ever gone to your local store And they sell it in the big tubes Yeah

You try No it's not, it's not. No, it's not. It's not deliverance to Jordan, dumb bitch. Exact same sauce. You're pissing me off. You're pissing me off. You're making me warm.

But you just argue just to argue. You just argue to argue, bro. You just argue to argue, and that's why this relationship is on the decline. Be okay. It's the exact same sauce. It's not the same popcorn. That's why they taste different. The sauces taste the exact same.

Look at your posture. You're about to strike me and I'm your friend. You almost did a seated jumping jack. That's how crazy you are. That's how your mind is. And now why do you go to name calling? Bro. You just called me a bitch.

I did? You said it's not delivery. It's disorno, bitch. Oh now why do you go to name calling? Bro. You just called me a bitch. I did? You said it's not delivery. It's disordered, bitch. Oh. Yeah. Stick out your tongue and move it around. Do you not eat things different? What?

Like, Jesus, dog. If you take a honey bun and eat a honey bun regular, or if you take a honey bun and mush it down into a singular. It tastes different. Put a honey bun like this in a bowl. Go like this with a honey bun. It tastes the exact same. No, it this in a bowl. Go like this with a honey bun. It tastes the exact same. No, it doesn't, bro.

Yes, it does. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. A waffle. Okay. Here we go. Waffle in a waffle maker, right? I got one for you.

Go. You know they got waffles, right? Yep. The Eggo waffles. Okay. You put them into the toaster. You heat them up. You eat them, right? That's a waffle, right? That's a waffle. And then You put them into the toaster, you heat them up, you eat them, right?

That's a waffle, right? That's a waffle. And then they came out with the stick ones. And it's the same waffles just in a different form. Tell me that is the same. It tastes the exact same.

If the stick said waffle stick cinnamon gooby glooger ones, it might taste different. If it's plain waffle from Eggo, plain waffle from Eggo. One's in a rectangle, one's in a circle. Tastes the same. It tastes the same.

You try to overcomplicate life to make up for your simpleton-ness. I feel like when you were a young kid, right? You stuck your... Shit. You just fart. You about to throw up? What's going on? I don't know.

I'm having an emotional reaction. I don't know what just happened. Quirk revealing his childhood is not there. I don't know, I'm tearing up. That's what happens, you know you got numb taste bud syndrome. I don't know what's happening. Oh my God. All right, go, the That's what happens. You know you got numb taste bud syndrome. I don't know what's happening. Oh, my God.

All right, go. The room's getting dark. It's okay, bud. It tastes different. Okay, no, it tastes the same. Don't you say it. It tastes the same. You're like, please.

It tastes the same. You're like, mom, I want the ice cream truck. It tastes the same. Ice cream truck slaps, though. I know. And then you try to go to the gas station. It's because you're getting different things. Dumbass.

You see how I can't even... A Snickers ice cream bar off of the... A Snickers ice cream bar. Stop. A Snickers... A Twix ice cream bar. There we go. Off of the ice cream truck. Okay. Twix ice cream bar from the gas station is the exact same product. No, you try to go get... It is literally...

You try to go get... It is... Okay, how do you think ice cream trucks work? Let's start there. I don't care. How do you think they work? It's not even about that. Oh, you don't care about logistics. Again, simpleton. You see it. You take it for face value. You don't think about what goes on the back end.

I'm talking about the enjoyment of it on my tongue, dumbass. You don't think about the CFO in the early, early, early mornings and late nights that he has to make sure that ice cream truck works. I'm talking about it when it's on your tongue, shitbag. You ever try to get the Spongebob ice cream from the guy in the ice cream truck? Yes. Eyes all askew on the Spongebob. Always a little, just, right? Not quite there. And then you go to the gas station

and you try to get that same Spongebob ice cream. Tasty's XM? Yes, it is. Tasty's XM. I don't know what to tell you. If this isn't helping you, if it's not curing you, we can move on. They taste... That's like saying buying a payday from... Don't eat that!

This isn't 1984! We have choices now! You look like a ripe pineapple with your hair like that. Like, you look... Oh, my God. Dude, you make me wet, dog. An uncontrollably amount of wet, dog. I need to walk around with a pamper on when I talk to you.

That is a crazy sentence. That is a crazy sentence. That's a crazy sentence. You can buy the same thing at two different spots that taste the exact same. It doesn't matter. Yes, it does. It's a stupid ass idea. That's why hot dogs taste better at football games.

No, man. Yes, it does. Hot dogs taste better at football games. At outdoor sporting events, hot dogs are better. That just means you can't cook. You cook for shit. You can't cook. You can't make a hot dog.

You can buy them from fucking anywhere and it's going to taste better at a football game. Have you ever thought that maybe they use different hot dogs? Have you ever thought maybe they use different butter for the grill? Have you ever thought they use different... They butter grills at concession stands? Maybe. Oh, sorry, I didn't go to private school, preppy.

I didn't either, scumbag. Oh, sorry, I couldn't afford advanced education, GT. Sorry, I didn't have to sneak across the rain. It's really hard for you, huh? Fuck it. Were you good at English? Yeah. The train tracks. I don't know. We didn't have to sneak across the rain. It's really hard for you, huh? Fuck it. Were you good at English? Yeah. The train tracks.

I don't know. We didn't have trains. I was thinking of The Outsiders. I just... It's a great film and book. I have... Shit tastes the same, you idiot. The You Should Know Podcast.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Dogs make me sad. Why? I don't know. Because they're imminent death? What? Probably the saddest thing I could think of.

No, it's just because they don't get it. They don't know. No, they don't. They don't know anything. They don't have soul. It's like I was looking at my dog the other day. I was looking at my dog the other day.

He's old. And I was just thinking about his life. Exactly. No. Exactly. My dog's going to live forever. That's not true. Yes, he is.

Nope. Yep. Sorry. Either will Ruby. We're taking like a month off on Malcolm Coe's. I am. It's going to be Liv's and Cam's podcast. I was looking at him.

I was like, bro, you don't know what the moon is, dog. Like, that shit hurts. You want to know something worse?

Like, he doesn't know that Australia's real. He doesn't know what a dinner plate is. Yes, he does. He knows what his dinner plate is. I go,

Malcolm, go eat. He's like, okay. He doesn't need off a dinner plate. What do you feed him? There you go, Cam.

You have the ego of a fucking god. You think you are a Roman emperor. He doesn't need off a dinner plate. What do you feed him? There you go, Cam. You have the ego of a fucking god. You think you are a Roman emperor. He doesn't eat off a dinner plate. What does he eat off of? A dinner plate. His dinner plate. I think that's worse that you are actually providing that information.

You feed your beast off of a dinner plate. You want to have this convo? You want to have this convo? There's a chance. There's a chance I've eaten food at your house off the same plate that malcolm no he has his own so you never wash it no he has his own he has an outside one and inside one dinner plate yes you throw his dinner plate throws kibble on dinner plate his dinner plate on a plate he put his kibble on a plate it's a dog plate is it a bowl no sure it's not a bowl what differentiates a plate from a bowl like night

the curvature what's the difference between a plate and a bowl yeah does a bowl? No. Sure it's not a bowl? What differentiates a plate from a bowl? Like 90... The curvature? What's the difference between a plate and a bowl? Yeah. Does a bowl have to fully go up? Or can a bowl go like this? It's a bowl. Can a bowl go...

Don't do this. Can it have a little curve on it? That's a bowl. Okay. So it's a bowl? No. It's a plate with a little curve. If you turned it, you would spill.

It's a plate. That's not a plate. What's the difference between a plate and a plate. Is it a pasta plate? Is it a pasta plate? What is it? Is it a pasta plate? I don't know. I didn't go to...

Whenever Cam was in school, his mom took him to etiquette class. No, I went to a cooking class once. It was great. What? Yeah. I had to wear an apron and a headpiece and everything. I swear to God. I was young. I made myself chicken tenders, creamy. Wear a headpiece and a good night's sleep. I swear to God. I was young.

I made myself chicken tenders, creamy corn, and mashed potatoes on the final day of the class. That was our course exam. I swear to God. I can have the picture. I can find the picture. I swear to God. I was in a full-blown apron. I made chicken tenders, creamy corn, yeast rolls, and mashed potatoes.

I get it now. That was the final. You're miserable. No, I'm not. Your insides hurt. Your heart hurts. No, they don't. Your heart hurts.

You don't know any better, Bubba. No, they don't. At six years old, you were strapped down getting your eyes fixed. That's when it started. I don't have laces. You couldn't breathe on your own. I had asthma. You didn't have any imagination.

I had the big- didn't have any imagination. I had the big ass breathing treatment machine. I know. Your mom sent me a picture of it, I think. Dude, I had to go get it from the closet and plug it with juice. You had an AC unit for it to breathe. That's insane, bro. Holy shit. Can we do a...

It's a little early. Have you ever had bologna? Excuse me? Have you ever had bologna? Raw? Yeah. By itself? Yeah. Can we do a... It's a little early. Have you ever had bologna? Excuse me? Have you ever had bologna? Raw? Yeah. Like by itself? Yeah.

Can't say. You've never had bologna fold over? What the fuck is that? One piece of bologna, one piece of bread, and you fold it over and you just eat it. No, we had groceries. We had like The good ones too Like Snacks and all

I'm sorry I couldn't afford Mesquite smoked turkey breast I had bologna fold overs And then I had a block of cheese And I'd cut it off With a butter knife And I would just eat Blocks of cheese

No Oh Maybe I don't know I didn't know the logistics At the time I didn't know I was getting there

I just knew I was hungry I wish we wouldn't get cancelled Now I'm thinking about my grandma and my grandpa Did you ever watch Golden Girls when you were young? No I was born I wish It'd be great

No I watched like kid shows I don't know the Golden Girls I watched What's the guy's name? The old detective. Matlock. I watched Matlock. I watched Chuck Norris.

Did you watch Gunsmoke too? I watched Gunsmoke, Matlock. Bazinga? What's it called? Golden Girls. Walker, Texas Ranger. With Chuck Norris. No. um walker texas ranger with chuck norris no like those that's a breeding ground for that

that's a breeding ground on to this thing oh shit holy hell um it's a little early in the episode we still have more uh topics but i think we need to get some dr p in from the best love doctor and we haven't we didn't help people last week last Last time we helped people was before New York. Yes. Yeah, so I think... They were upset. I think it's time for... to help the world. Dr. P! Dr. P!

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here we go Dr. P hello I have a question for you I have an answer for you I'm in an 8 month relationship say that again I'm in an 8

oh I just I'm in an 8 month relationship congr. And the past week we have been arguing about the same thing. What is it? And I'm starting to lose feelings. I'm not too sure if I should just end things or hold on to hope. You don't like that person. You're ready to get out. How long have they been arguing about it? It says for the last week they've been. Oh, shut up. Seven. Shut up.

No, but that could be taxing. Seven days straight arguing about the same thing. So that means neither one of them are willing to budge. If you're arguing about the same thing for seven days straight. Look, you've been together for eight months. That's a solid relationship at that point. That is. Exclusively eight months, I'm assuming.

And they've had time talking before that. So together, maybe a year. Maybe a year. A year under your belt with this person. You're still learning this person a year. You don't know if you're going to marry this person. Some people might. But if argument, and seven days is a long time to argue about one thing,

but that's what a relationship is. Sometimes there's going to be things where you both are headstrong about this thing. But that's where the love and compromise comes in. Dr. P's not being toxic today. the love and compromise comes in dr p's not being toxic today that's where compromise comes in you got to be willing to give up a piece of what you believe in and the other person has to give up a piece a piece of what they believe in to come to a common goal of happiness in your relationship that's great that was a great thing yes i think you said police you said if you give up a. But I'm saying that's great advice.

That is. Because that's what a relationship is. Okay, so say they can't. Then I don't think that person's for you. Because if you don't find... I'm trying not to get myself out of it. Roadblock. I'm trying to get myself out of it.

Roadblock. All right, here. I'll just say the question again. Revamp your mind. Does he end things? Or should he hold on to hope? I'm going to leave that in their hands but i will steer you in a direction to self-thought and reflection all right nostradamus i am fucking

good right now i am i am cooking with a kettle and grease right now i'm using a cast iron pot right now chicken beef stew um if you can't get over this one week and you're not willing to give up anything or your partner's not willing to give up anything to find a common goal of happiness and staying in a relationship, then I think that person's not for you. And I think that you're going through a good thing to realize that, hey, I don't love this person enough to give up this piece of myself or that person. And you leave. That's big advice.

That's big advice from dr p the best loved doctor in the world he is the greatest multiple degrees from multiple established universities he's the greatest but that's that's big secretary cam i really don't give a shit about what you think about most things but how do you feel about what i just said oh my god i'm honored uh don't ruin it oh um oh yes um well i I think that if it's been a week about the same thing, I think he needs to put his pride aside. Or the other person. No, no, no.

Hear me. Hear me. I think he needs to put his pride to the side, tell her directly, directly to her face, how he's feeling in the exact moment, and then read the room. The ball's in her court. So basically... But how does he say it?

It's like an unsaid ultimatum. So basically, he goes up to hell with the argument. You can even let that person win if you want. But you tell the woman right there, hey... We're men. You tell the partner there, hey, we've been arguing about this for a week. You're not budging. I'm not budging to hell with the argument.

But I've seen how you've acted in this week, and I don't know if I don't. That's bad. That's why you're secretary. But that's me. Because what you're doing is putting all that on them. You don't know that person's doing the same shit they're doing. Why are you saying, hey, just because I'm coming to this right now you have to like that's not fair no i'm saying i'm saying he no i'm not saying it's either you you say you're wrong or we're done i'm saying he needs to say

we have to stop why you say we need to talk about it collectively that's not what you said though you said you didn't let me finish you came with they ended it with a question no i did not i didn't even end it you cut me off you did end it you dumb ass yes you did no i didn't okay this is what you need to do that's why your secretary sit down sit down yes you have to say and i sort of agree with you but you went left you started off when you just killed 16 pedestrians what you have to do is you say hey we are not agreeing on this sounds like what i said but look and then you say i feel like to make this end to make this argument end and for us to continue to be happy so we both have to find something to meet up on

you're coming to that standpoint right then that i'm willing to give up something then you sit you don't say if you don don't do this, that's what you said. He's like, well, if you're not doing that. Because that's making an argumentative. I articulated it wrong, but I agree with you on that. We need to settle this now so we can be done with this. And then you see how they play. Exactly.

But you don't give them the saying, if you don't do this, because that puts them in a defensive position. I didn't mean to say, if you don't do this. Well, that's why you're the secretary. Okay, yeah. I stumbled on my words. Sorry, I forgot you were good in English.

That was a really good Dr. P segment. Dr. P. Dr. P. I just squished my nuts. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

Dr. P. That was fantastic. That was really good. That was good, doctor. Thank you. Thank you. Don't touch me. Can't even get a damn handshake. Oh, good old Dr. P. That was fantastic. That was really good. That was good, doctor. Thank you. Thank you. Don't touch me. Can't even get a damn handshake. Oh, good old Dr. P.

Love him. Good old Dr. That is not your job. Sorry. What did you just say? Can we disagree a lot on this podcast? I mean, yeah. Majority of it's you and your hard your hard head i have beef jerky between

my teeth oh that bounced off my knee that's like a how did that even hit your knee you spit up it shot that your fat tongue it literally it discoursed the plane of the beef jerky it said i have a lot of pet peeves that i need to know if people agree with me or not oh god and if they do these they need to stop listening, watching this podcast. Okay. Can I share some of mine, though? Yes. See, I want to agree on some.

See if we have the same pet peeves. Okay. You better agree with me. Okay. One of my biggest pet peeves is because I get it a lot now is when people tell me that I look tired. Don't say that to me.

You are lucky I'm even here right now. It's like, yeah, I haven't slept in six days because of my anxiety and now you tell me I look tough. All right, thanks. It's like, you're lucky

I had the energy to take the sheets off my corpse this morning. And yeah, I look tired. I'm surviving. You're like, I'm alone every day. No shit.

I get too scared if I go to sleep. Why'd you have to add? Oh, I'm so sorry. I hate that shit. Oh, that was so specific. I get it. Hey, you look tired. Yeah.

Don't I? Oh, okay. Okay. What's yours? I hate when people stand too close to me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, you are going to get a series of grunts if you don't step back.

My personal space is valuable to me. You've got to give me six and a half inches. You've got to give me. Way more than that. Six and a half inches is this. That's so close. Give me six and a half feet. There you go.

Give me six and a half feet. If you go. Give me six and a half feet. If you are too close, Mike, like a sidewalk hog, someone that's just all on top of you. When you're in line, when you're standing in line, and somebody, you can back the fuck up. I can hear you breathe. I can, you and me can get on breath cycle if I wanted to right now. I shouldn't see the speed of your lungs right now. Like your scrotum is too close to me right now. Back up.

I can smell your genitalia that is an insane sentence i did not mean i i know your dental health you are too close to me oh my god i oh my god oh i got another one people that bring guitars to parties first of all who got you here who brought you here why you should not come into this function with luggage why do you have a guitar case? This is a Super Bowl party. Put your instrumentation in the trunk. This isn't Zoey 101. We're not, like, I don't know who you think.

You're not James Franco. We're going to sit down and watch the game. Like, what are you? Oh, my God. Like, immediately, I see somebody with a guitar case. I want to exit the facility immediately. If someone brings an instrument to a kickback. Oh my god.

And then the people that try to get like super like earthy with their instruments to be like different. If you bring a goddamn ukulele to this party. If you're sitting on this love sack with a goddamn ukulele burning hell how about that no one wants to hear your tunes we can download your mp3 it's like are we at a ritual right now why what is this stringy no it that pisses you off right oh my god it's the worst i i don't think i've ever even i've been at one one time a guy pulled up with a guitar and i was like all right and they smell like george straight and you know they don't use lotions. Oh, no lotions. I smell like tobacco. It's just,

it's sick. They smell like Marlboro and Campbell bag. God, yours are unbelievably specific today. I thought we were going to just bro. All right. I'm gonna go more. Your route.

A soup. Um, like bro, excessive yawning. Like if someone's, if someone's yawning to the point where it is obnoxious, it's like, go to bed. Leave.

Go home. You never do like... Oh, my God. It's like, what are you... You never catch a yawn attack? No. An excessive yawn. That's bullshit.

That's irresponsibility. What number of yawns is an excessive amount? Anything past two. Oh, my God. I'm a good three yawner. I'm good for three yawns. You're like, oh, shit. One more. Bro. Oh, my God. Oh, if you use an arm when you yawn. past two oh my god i'm a good three yonder i'm good three yonder you're like oh shit one more

bro but yeah oh my god oh if you use an arm when you if you if you're doing a bedroom stretch in a foreign land if you're doing an arm yonder in front of other people you're like i'm known for a good body on i'll give you one of these one time i hit you one of these that's a good yarn right there You're talking to me now. It's like, go put on a Snuggie and go to bed. Oh, my God. My biggest thing, my biggest thing with other people, this is my last pep you I'm going to say.

My biggest one, when the passenger thinks they can touch my stereo. Do not, do not. You cannot control my tunes. Oh, my God. Cam, every time he gets in my car, A-Bro, can I play you this one song? Please, please, please. He's good, too. You have a great sound system.

I'm just trying to enjoy the moment. Who has a better playlist, me or you? You. Don't touch my shit. Don't touch my shit. If we're all aware that I am more talented than you on Ox, you sit in passenger, put on headphones if you need to. Okay, that, I'm not going to lie.

We can go up to my goddamn temperature. Holy shit. Oh, oh. If you, if someone touches my thermostat, Holy shit. Go to the the backyard we're boxing like there's no the entire event is over oh my god don't touch my thermostat if they try to talk have conversations when i'm clearly enjoying my tunes oh you deserve duct tape on lips oh my you don't deserve freedom of speech you know what that you know what that reminded me of unsolicited recommendations if you if you, okay, this cruise line is cool.

We're going here. Go to this spot. That's cool. If I'm eating somewhere and you have the nerve to say, oh, dude, whatever. That's a cool sandwich. This other spot down here. I don't want to know about your hidden gem locations. Yeah, you're not impressing me.

I don't give a shit about what cool spot you found. Let me enjoy my meal. It's like, I i want this and i didn't ask for it i did not ask you to tell me what's better than what i just spent my hard earned money on is that an ego thing that's got it i mean i don't know it's like i didn't ask you i didn't ask you just let me eat my blt i don't care we love ending the podcast on hate oh my god dude let us know your shit was so specific i just like there specific I don't get mad about a lot But certain things really Do not talk to me when I'm enjoying this tune That shit irks me Keep your guitar at home

Alright guys Leave your pet peeves in the comment section below Maybe we'll talk about it on a future episode Send more Dr. P requests Cam get us out of here Dude I can't. A guitar is just like floating in my head. Dude, that's so.

Oh, my God. All right, guys. Holy hell. Don't ask to wear my sunglasses at a party. Jesus Christ, they're mine. That shit pisses me off. They belong on my fucking face. Bro, it's funny because people actually do that to you.

All the time. Hey, bro, let me wear those. No. Holy shit. I was not Dude I can't stop thinking about guitar Alright Guys Holy shit

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