You Should Know Podcast - CRAZY POLICE ENCOUNTER -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

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Boop. Oh, my. Back in the studio. Sorry. Why did that hurt so bad? I know. I was a little aggressive. Oh, my God.

I'm bleeding. Where did my nose start bleeding? Off that point. I'd lick it off you, right on your upper lip. My legs are sore. Would you let me lick your blood? All right, Dracula, calm down. But, you know, I'm going to give you props real quick.

I'm going to shake your hand. What the hell was that? Grab my wrist. I said shake your hand. You went, what happened? Don't ever do that again. You missed. I like what you did in the intro.

What did I do in the intro? Am I giving you your flowers right now? Sometimes. You don't give me enough flowers So you put your cap back on I'm not doing it. We already have that's actually in a contract Whenever you got full time That's my first thing I said oh yeah, everything sounds good. You're never allowed to take that off in front of me again Leave it just like that no, but I like pretty don't what are you doing? Thank you, but stop Stop winking and touching my nose licking the lips. I'm not sucking blood. You're a freak back, okay? leave it just like that no no but i like pretty don't what are you doing thank you but stop stop

winking and touching my nose licking the lips i'm sucking blood you're a freak bag okay oh my god i like what uncle p did in the video in the intro what's happening i like what uncle p did in the intro it's not necessarily gonna work the same because i'm not wearing the live show shirt right now i didn't want then don't do it didn't want to twin with his creep next to me don't do it i love you anyway i like his little picture prop thing he did i've never thought of that the only reason i did is for the live show show yeah see but shut your mouth because i just want to do it because i'm gonna see if someone's gonna jump in front of their tv and someone else is gonna take a picture of them so then they can post it and i'm gonna absolutely love that and

repost it so here we go i want absolutely no one to do it yeah i want absolutely no one to do at least four people no one do at least four people i Out of like the 90,000 that watch this. So I'm going to go right here. Okay. You got a perfect little spot. I'm going to lean in, act like we're friends and whatnot. Don't do it. Just see how well you can fit in this spot.

I'm going to give you three seconds. Here we go. He's not matching with you. Count me down right now. Ready, set, three, two, one. Take the picture. Audio listeners are like, I can't do it. All right, there we go.

Audio listeners. I had to bite your style. That was sick. Audio listeners, we want to get y'all involved too harmonize ready one two three and good this is in choir practice this is not choir practice this is not choir practice when's it like do you remember your Did you cry after your last choir practice? I was never in the choir. There's so many lies and stigmas.

I was never in the choir. I sung the one song. Knowledge is power. The more that you know. Yeah, and that was your claim to fame. The farther you'll go. Cam and his contract also... We're going to get copyrighted.

Well, it's not a real song. It was from a 40 a 40 year old woman that taught music when I was eight years old Oh, I thought it's from like schoolhouse rock or something. Oh, no. No, it's not the name That's not the movie miss Lisa cams mom pulled me to the side one day And and said you know Cameron cried at his last choir recital My mom's gonna physically FaceTime you after this. She's going to watch this episode. She's going to pause it right about now and FaceTime you and go, Peyton, I never said that.

I love your mom. Me and your mom, we were over at your house. Everybody was there. We were. And me and Miss Lisa, we were on her Instagram, and we were just looking at pet monkeys for like 20 minutes. It was the best time ever. She kept showing you.

I loved it. Bless her heart. I was like, Mom, Mom, Mom. We were trying to play blackjack. I was like, trying to play blackjack. What are you doing? I liked it. She's like, but look at this one.

I'm like, okay, that's the last one. So cute, Mom. Love it. All right, so what about this one? I was like, okay, get out. One of them had a little berry basket on its back. No, having a domesticated monkey, it's probably the cutest thing ever until he turns into Caesar or Koba.

That's why you just get the little one. It can still turn into Caesar or Koba. No, it can't. Okay. It's not going to have the frame of LeBron James, but it still has the intelligence. Good. I want it to be smart. So that monkey couldn't pick up a knife and end you.

No. You're nuts. That's when you be a parent. You're nuts. And you don't be a parent. You're nuts. And you don't let the monkey get knives. If you're a parent and you fall asleep around a toddler and he bangs his head into the side of your entertainment center. Be a parent.

Childproof the house. Childproof the house. That's a thing. It is the thing. But does it always work? If you do it, yeah. Oh, it has 100% success rate. Yes.

A 100% success rate. If you If you try 100% success rate. If you put nothing. A childproof house has never had an accident. If you put nothing flammable in an area, can it catch on flames? Who's talking about flames? It's hypothetical. If you put, it's making my point. If you put nothing flammable in a room, can it catch on fire?

No. If you make everything childproof in the house, can a child get hit on something that's childproof? But that, yes. No! Yes. Okay, what childproofing is, is putting little locks on the doors and like putting the soft things on sharp corners.

That's the only thing? Or can you go extra, extra, extra on childproof? What, you put them in a cell? What do you do? How childproof? You literally just don't get products that can hurt a child in your house. Oh, so you have an empty living room.

You have a, you have floor. Or soft living room. You have floor. You put soft living room. You have carpet. That's your living room. You walk in, you go, here's our carpet room. Or you don't have a coffee table.

You don't have an entertainment center. So you have to not have a room for the child. Is your child your whole life when you have a child? Yes. All right. So it doesn't matter what my house looks like. If my child is safe, that's what I care about. I am cooking your shit!

You are literally saying you're a goblin. Stop that! Stop that. Hold my hand. Wait, that was your hip that popped? I thought that was your foot. That was a loud pop. I was never able to pop my hips.

You should. I know. I really wish I could. Oh, was a loud pop. I was never able to pop my hips. You should. I know. I really wish I could. Oh, you know why? Because it was broken? Oh, I'm going to bite him. I'm going to bite him. Please.

I'm going to bite him. Okay, if you could choose any part of my body to bite, which one would it be? To bite? Bite. Which part of me would you bite? Like, if you had a choice. Yo. Why is this a weekly thing with these freaky ass questions?

If I had to bite yeah part of your body I Was gonna say calf muscle, but it's too hairy I'll go with arm I'll just go with like outside of the tricep. I have a good tricep I look you do have a good tricep for my bill. See it. Let's see it Okay, stop it. Honestly, okay, real question. Still hot. Okay, I know I'm sweating, bro.

Those don't work. You're going to have to bring those back. You're going to bring those back. Listen, old man's wise. Honest question, and don't make this weird or make it a joke. I already hate how this is starting. I hate how this is starting. Objectively, in your point of view like like do you think i'm sexy what are you asking me dude what are you asking me who says that and why do you use sexy you could have said

am i a good looking guy am i a decent fellow you went straight to like intimate because i'm not you went to sexy because i'm not you questioned me because I'm not interested in those answers Okay eyes and a brain honestly I'm only thinking with one of those three things. I'm only seen with one of those three things. I'm only seeing with one of those three things. Stop it. But to answer your question, I'm not going to use the word sexy.

Please. No, that's the answer. It's a bit overkill. It's a bit much. So sexy, no. It's a bit much. No, no, no. Not saying you're not.

But I am. Oh, damn it. I got looped right into that one. Objectively speaking, I'm a very confident man. I have a wife. I know what I am, what I like, who I'm about, what I do. No problem.

From a woman's standpoint. No, I don't care about that. I'm not answering it from mine. Please, damn. I can see you from a woman's set of eyes and you would be an attractive man. I don't care about what women think about me. I don't care. You're light skinned with a beard.

You're six foot seven. Your frame's interesting. Well, something's interesting in my frame. No, I don't care what women or other men think. I want to know what Cameron Michael Kennedy

thinks about me. Do you think I'm sexy? What I think about you? Yeah, do you think I'm sexy? I think you're related to Count Dracula. That's what I think about you. If you want to know just me.

Sexy? Yes. I'm not saying yes, no. But you're not saying no. You're a good looking man. But you didn't say no. Good looking man. Good looking fellow. I would say you're sexy as hell. I would say almost edible. Okay. Like these need to stop. It's not on the whiteboard. It's like Travis Kelsey and Kale. Hey, not Travis. So you're saying Travis Kelsey is sexy, but not me. Travis Kelsey is better looking than both of us. You know me. 100%. What does that mean?

Sexiness comes with intimacy. And we've been intimate. I don't know if I believe that one. What? People get sexier the more you know them. That I believe. You've known me more than Travis Kelsey. And you're saying Travis Kelsey is sexier than me?

He's better looking than both of us. I don't care. Slightly, it might be to the point of mine. Sexiness is not all look. It might be to the point of mine. Sexiness is not all look. Sexy, I think, is all look. No, sexiness, you can, like, just how your aura, your vibe,

how you talk, how you walk, how you handle yourself, that's sexy. That's that street shit. Like, sexy to me has a connotation of. Don't arrest me sexy comes at the cost i'm shaking like a stripper set i have to never ending trap you have to stop i'm the one saying normal shit i forgot we're recording sexy to me is that see that's that right there with what you just said is not okay because that means now they know that you do this in everyday life 24-7. Yeah.

But in real life, I touch more. Don't I not? Bro, you are setting us up. I'm confident. I am too. Then stop being weird about it. All right, you're sexy. Yes!

I'm kidding. I'm taking that back, you freak. You know what I do sometimes? Sexy? No, I'm not dumb. Okay. Sexy comes with a connotation of like, I think it's more lust, not love. No.

I'm not saying like that is the right answer. I'm saying in my brain. In your brain, how you... The way my brain works, like if I were to call... First off, I'm not calling anyone sexy. I have a beautiful... See? Liv is sexy.

Liv's beautiful. Liv's pretty. Liv's calm. Liv's sweet. All that. But like, single people or outside talking i think if you were to call someone sexy it's strictly off appearance beautiful comes with outside and inside that's just how my mind works now like i i would never call you like if a respectful person

was talking to another respect person whatnot and it was just like i don't know i get you see what i'm trying to say yeah but i can think someone is beautiful and not think they're sexy. Exactly. And vice versa. I think sexy is just strictly talking about appearance. No. I wouldn't call your nurturing ability sexy. That's beautiful.

I wouldn't call the fact that a man might be able to let his guard down more around you because you're his rock and you're his piece. That's not sexy. That's beauty. That's beautiful. Sexy is like, you're sexy rock and you're his piece that's not sexy that's beauty that's beautiful sexy is like you're sexy so you don't lust over me you're sexy no no for clarification i don't lust over you you've never never mind it's here what is happening yeah yeah too far yeah but there's there's still context so they know what too far would have been and you almost said it. It's not that bad, though.

You need to stop. Sorry. To answer the final question, I'm going to go no on sex. I'm going to have to change my shirt before we go out. Yeah, it's pretty hot. It's very, very hot. It's the only white shirt I have, though. Extremely warm.

It's not true. It's not the only white shirt you have. Why do you think you know me? Don't touch me, because I do know you. That is not. That's the only white shirt you own. Are you? I'm going to punch you in your nose if you try to tell me that literally anyone go to maybe two or three episodes back,

two or three TikToks earlier, you're wearing a white shirt, and it's not that one. So defend yourself now, you stupid liar. Defend yourself now. You run on deceit how do you feel that everything you're wearing except for your shoes is mine this shirt is not you I wore it last week that's so we can't own the same shirt we don't yes we weren't there you were not there whenever they gave me that shirt I wasn't all right so I was there when they gave it to me when'd you go two

days ago two days ago two days ago no yesterday yesterday yesterday had my days on see how liars were yesterday they get tripped up they don't know where'd you go a couple weeks ago Oh like a couple weeks ago cuz that's pinpoint I know liars work they get tripped up when they don't yeah why are you so into that island cuz you're angering me do you have you was there ever a point in your life where you thought you had to take anger management oh no never oh there was a point in my life see that's scary you being angry as a child not a good look it's because all of the testosterone was coming at one point puberty was a wild time i used to get hell i oh that's when i was in my biden prime

i'm scared because you get mad now no yes you. I get mad over very slight like you get mad over weird shit This is how your brain works. I'm gonna tell you about yourself. It's like a therapy episode This is how Cam works for all the fans that want to know and if you get close to Cam He'll be like this with you Cam his brain is very Weird and doesn't work right so in his mind When he locks in on something he's not capable of going outside of that at first yeah so if he has an idea of how something should go in his brain even if it's completely wrong but his is it's just how because his brain's so fast he can't think of

other options yeah so i'll be like no that's not how we're doing it it's not right what the hell was that second one so stinky stinky toe big head messed up hip and i bite my fingers absolutely and then give him 20 minutes and then he'll be like oh right yeah no but i thought that too though dog that's exactly he's like i thought that dude no you know you didn't you know you do that shit pisses me off I just got myself doing that the other time I think it's out of embarrassment I know I'm like something prideful no I know I saw it though you're like no you didn't it was with the backing up yes I said no I saw him he said no you didn't you hundred percent didn't see that car I said no I did I checked like I just bold faced like and I literally looked at you not look at it that's the that car no I did I checked like I just bold faced like and I literally

looked at you not look at it that's the shit that and I don't even get mad anymore bro you were just like okay yeah it's like it's no point in arguing cool his brain sucks I have a question though god we got to get into the podcast sorry that was long intro um I have a question for you okay do you ever feel like you're not here I don't I actually don't know what you're saying what does that mean like honestly like honestly i don't know what you're talking about asleep no no you're awake so like you ever in like say a mall right okay you you've been there multiple times and you're at the say you're sitting down eating at the mall i don't know why this is so specific very oddly specific but okay i'm eating at the mall say you're eating i'm eating sarku yeah say you're eating somewhere right you're sitting down and you look up and you're not there that has never

happened to anyone ever that doesn't no no it's almost like an outer body experience outer body experience has happened it's never happened to me in a mall it's actually never happened to me ever you ever just felt like you're not present nope like everything is just happening and you're not the only time i'm not present, snoozeville. If my eyes are awake and I'm awake in the middle of the day. But the truth is you're not present in a lot of situations because your brain is like, oh, I wonder how lizards work. Is their foot this way? And be like, oh, color.

That's how you are 24-7. But honestly, you're never like, the world is moving without me right now. No. See, that's how I know you have brain fog too, and you just don't admit it. What if I'm not admitting I have brain fog? Oh, hell yeah. I guess you're admitting it. See how he works?

You just tried to bring me into something that never happened. Get out! Get out! I'm kidding. Bring your chair back up. That part! I'm kidding. Bring your chair back up. That part. I'm good. No, you're not.

What's not good? That part. That leg. Bring it this way. It's whatever. Did I not move it? See, you're pissing me off. Okay, but do you ever...

What do you think happens when you close your eyes? Sleep. No, no. In regular, just like this. What do you think happens? Everything. The same exact Sleep. No, no. In regular, just like this. What do you think happens? Everything. The same exact thing that's happening. If I was soaking wet, if I closed my eyes, I'm soaking wet.

No, to your eyes. I was sitting at a table. What do you think happens to you? They get covered. It's like a shade. See? What? What do you mean, see?

Right? You're looking, right? You're still looking when you close your eyes. No. What? What's happening when you close your eyes then? Actually, I think your eyes rolled to the back of your head. Wait, no, maybe not.

Oh, you turned into the Undertaker when you closed your eyes. Are you nuts, Cam? What do you mean you rolled to the back of your head? I'm saying. Shout out to WWE. No, I'm saying Why'd you say it like Cause I didn't want to lose my thought. Cause there's a lot of employees working up there right now

and they're just not on the same page. One's fixing a bulb. Hey I thought we were working on this hammer. Working on a hammer. See right there. No but they don't I think that's when you sleep they roll to the back of your head so right now when you're in rim stage four now i kind of feel them back there maybe so okay so say this right so say when i'm closing my eyes they roll to the back of my head right so if i were strong enough to keep my eyes where that but still over my

eyelids would i be able to see my brain no oh it's complete darkness behind your eyes yeah that's where your brain's at it's a socket yeah what do you got a light bulb in there just because they say oh you have an idea there's no light in there it's an enclosed capture it's dark as hell my body is dark all of ours is that's crazy dead ass i thought there was light in my body this whole time like photosynthesis or something you're special buddy you're you are you have you have light you're special no dead ass Like no, but it comes from your ears and shit in your mouth. It comes from your ears So there's something blocking my ears in my throat right now If I do like this

Why do you think they literally have? Flashlights on the thing that they stick in to make it lighter you go to the doctor to see it No, not talking that's still the surface. I'm talking about like if there's a little man, right? Like Ant-Man. There's not. Say like Ant-Man crawled into my throat. Oh my God. Well, it's Paul Reds, I mean. You need, you need to.

So listen though. Say Ant-Man crawled into my throat, right? So hot. And he were to be just living in there. Okay. Dark as hell. But there'd be beams of light no yes where my throat and my ears but that's the thing though your throat like right now there's like it's like this no no in my butt if i were to go like this right if you're if your butthole is open enough to bring in light, you have a problem. That's why I grabbed it and went like that.

No. No. I do that sometimes when I poop. You need to stop, and you already admitted that. No, it's dark as hell inside your body. 100%. Why? Because there's different tubes.

There's light coming in right here, right? As soon as you make a left turn, that light has now been diminished. Make another turn, all these little turns and drips and drops and everything, there's no light. I really don't know what's in my body. I really have no clue like once you get past like the like diagrams I don't know where shit goes the diagram I get the diaphragm no dumbass I'm talking about like on a paper the diagram of the body I thought you it there I thought you're calling your diaphragm a diagram. I was about to say

I'm, not that stupid But you know what? I mean like past like a like so you put up the picture of the of the body, right? Like an x-ray, right? But it's all flat like that's kind of like the earth That's not really how it is like obviously russia and shit is closer And like us isn't that big compared to other countries? Where's your pancreas? Is that what you're saying? Like you'd you'd massively fail that. Yeah, I'm saying, but like that's flat.

If you gave me a 3D body, like- You wouldn't know where lies leg things. Yeah, like right now I'm just thinking like right here, like right, if you were to peel this off, right? Oh, you could, that Velcro ass. That Velcro happy trail. You would just see like intestines and shit. Correct. Oh, so it intestines and shit. Correct.

Oh, so it's right there. So what's all back here in my back? A lot of muscles. A lot of... Hell yeah, there is. On every human ever. You said a lot though. On every human ever.

I need to... Strong man, Eddie Hall. I really want to get sick again. Like that... What am I hearing? Like that good sick. What are you saying? I really want to get sick again like that What am I hearing like that good sick what are you saying you ever want to get good sick again? You are literally quoted you just said I want to get sick again. Yeah, but I've never heard that good sick What the hell is a good sick like this? I kind of sick. We're like you got that extra plaque on your teeth You can't get out of bed. You're hot, you know what I'm saying?

You can't control your rectum. Like, that kind of sick. Like, am I going to make it to tomorrow? And you want that. It really builds me up. I hate when I'm... Oh, my God. No, nope, not now.

Where you get out of bed and you smell like carcass. You are raunchy. You smell like roadkill. You are, that is the slimiest shit you've ever said. Why though? You want to be si- You don't be like that and you can feel like, there's like four layers on there right now. Like that's another tooth on mine.

The white plaque at the back, like the white dots. You want strep throat. And you can go like this and it's on your finger now. What good comes out of it? What good comes out of you being sick? What that's disgusting. You know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about. And you have to go and bring it back. Oh no no no no you eat sick plaque you eat your sick plaque. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah a little bit. That's the nastiest shit. You ate your boogers when you were young. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I've never been boogers have always creeped me out that's one thing i know i'm a weird guy but shit like that always

makes me feel gross boogers yeah it's just i hate it so you just have the nerve to say you can take off plaque it's already in my mouth and then it's already in my mouth for seconds but a booger upsets you back to this six yeah good what do you gain out of it i think it's that rehabilitation feeling you know what i mean it's that i made it dog you know what i mean shout out to god so you're getting you get small victories for passing a sick because i don't get many victories in life but that's those little ones like that really make me feel like i still belong you're not real you're not real i thought you would agree with me because we both suck being sick but that's why I don't want to do it cuz it sucks but that ending stage right when

you're like this I knew rip that sheet and you could still move right and you still feel you feel everything now you're like I could do a sit-up right now I couldn't go eat nothing there suck plaque you know and then you'd go you get that first bath right and all that shit seven taking baths no no no i mean like a shower oh there you go you take you in that first shower right and all that that that crust so much movement all that crust all that phlegm all that shit that's in that crack that's just been sitting there because you haven't had the energy to bathe and you just spread cheek in the shower and you let it run down the back of your leg down to your achilles tendon and then you watch it go down the faucet and you're like goodbye

sick i can see everything you just said and you know what i'm talking about very unfortunately i do and then you have to bleach your tub if you've ever been sick to the point where you're having to bleach your bathtub after bathing then you you shouldn't sick to the point where you're having to bleach your bathtub after bathing then you you shouldn't have been at your house you shouldn't have been you should be you should have been quarantined you should have been quarantined you don't get that you don't get like that i used to appreciate being sick there you go but not now it's almost like i've grown up i can't get sick now because i have so much to do and it would be really it would really hurt the company yes you just said i want to get sick i don't know so much to do and it would really hurt the company.

So you just said I want to get sick. I don't know if I want to. I really just want that last part. You can get victories in other ways. I don't think so. I promise. Go run a mile. I might not make it out. I don't think.

Go run a mile. No. It's hot. Go play a game. Go send a text. Make a call. I'm not good at video games. I'll lose every time So it's not much I can do you understand I keep going you're like Let's see go

Well hell I go yeah go get sick Speaking of this sick thing do you ever eat expired food just to see if you could take it? Not me. No. You don't? No. Why? Why?

Not like. I can ask it right back. Not like it's like from 2005 and it's powdered now. Okay. But like two or three days. And you look at it and you make good eye contact with that food. And're like you son of a bitch it's me versus you and you eat it yeah you get a little stromboli you can just go to this an expired stromboli right why do you have a stromboli you please oh you're telling that too anything that has like a pocket stop pocket. Stop. It's one of those episodes.

We're back. I looked up and caught the tail end of that. There was so much spit that came out of your mouth. I've been having real wet mouth syndrome. You need to stop that. Where does your saliva come from? Every time I get an exaggerated amount of saliva, it's always the back right here I think that's the glans and he goes it's like who takes that little river. It's that little no my Sorry Sorry.

No, my mouth's like a sprinkler, like in the back. Dude. I did not realize it. I'm keeping all this. I'm just muting it. Oh, my God. No, but it's like a small little sprinkler. It's like a little, like an award.

It's like a surprise party just happened. Like somebody just walked in on my mouth. Surprise. So the back of your jaw, it shoots spit up to the front. You're a reptilian. Like, put your finger in my mouth. If you gleeck on me, we're done. No, I can't gleeck. If you gleeck on me, we're done.

I can't gleeck. Put your finger in the back of my mouth. I'm not fingering your mouth. Just touch the pouch. Like, there's like a little pouch right here. No, no. It's not happening. Sit in your seat.

Sit sad in the corner. Go hug a wall. I feel like I could find someone better than you. No. That right here. No, no. It's not happening. Sit in your seat. Sit sad in the corner. Go hug a wall. I feel like I could find someone better than you. No. That loves me more. Oh no. Not better at your job. Oh no.

I have dying love for you. You're telling me to finger your mouth. I feel like so many people would finger my mouth. To touch your butt sweat. Yeah. It started off with the back of the knee. And I did that for you. You never did that.

I have touched the back of your knee. No you. You are a liar. No, I'm wearing pants. It's not that. I have touched the back of your knee. No you You are a liar. No, I'm wearing pants. It's not wet. I'll go up. Feel my pit. I'll go up your pants. Feel my pit Feel my pit Honestly deadass please for them. It's our live show week Like you see this shit that excites him. Oh My oh my god. It's like dreaded. You know it's locked up, bro. Your armpit hairs locked up There's two huge ones

Come on loyalty test pull up the test, please. I'm gonna hit you some six shit one finger my pit Don't say it like that. Just say touch touch my pit Go up though. I'm not no can't go down tell me the route of my touching that can make me run a route Bro looks like a science experiment. I guess it's like small like Shit, you have a lot of armpit here. You never raise your armpits up. Oh my god, come on. Oh No, no, I should not have done that it was so smell it no hell no my nose is bleeding you're nice are you like I can't believe you did that you're nasty

bro don't do that to me you begged for it you begged for it no that was disgusting I have to watch this like handful. I was having an argument with somebody the other day, right? That shit doesn't surprise me. They're like, dog, calm down, we're just in a bakery. You're like, small talk scares me. I ate great call of that. Yeah, thank you for thinking about me.

But they were trying to... You're alright. Do you need like water or head in the freezer? No, I'm just thinking about my fingers. That's all it is If you made me lick it have to be some serious cash, but how much behind me licking this finger right now no no I'll give you all my meals. Okay. No, No, I don't. Hell no. I want food. I can cook my own. But you don't have to. By the way, he gave me seven meals the other day. All of them expired.

Every single one of them. But, okay. Anyway, sorry. I was having this argument with somebody the other day. And they were trying to tell me that the fire department and the police department all work together. Yeah. Oh, together. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes.

You're one of them? Yes. How ignorant can one be? You tell me. What do you think they are? Different. Well, no shit, but they are all under the same entity. What's the entity? city of dallas okay so the construction worker is gonna pull me over too

no okay there's a police department right a fire department homicide department traffic department yeah different work for dallas city of dallas camp who shows up when you get in a car wreck both of them both of them oh i have never got a speeding ticket from a fire department before they've never chased me down with a big ass water hose say stop pull over to the right lane stop stop that's not their duty that's not their duty. That's not their duty. Exactly, because they're different. Okay, an accountant works for said company. A marketer works for the said company. They all work for a company.

They all do different things. That's not the same. Exact same. Exact same. No, it's not. Exact same. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. Say it again. The firefighters of Dallas. Dallas and rescue right Dallas Police Department Okay, I pay taxes to this city. Does that mean I'm a part of the City Council? What we all put money up? So the mayor right yeah, the mayor works for the police department to know exactly You didn't say oh didn't say the guy said whoever I was arguing with said the fire department works for the police department too. No. Exactly. You didn't say, you didn't say the guy said, whoever I was arguing with said the fire department works for the police. Right.

You said they work together, which is true. Right. They work together. They don't work for one of the other. They are on the same team. They wear the same jersey. They're both wearing purple. No, they don't wear the same jersey.

They actually don't. One of them has big boots and a big jumpsuit with a cool-ass helmet and goes, there's a cat in that tree. And brings it down. The police department's like, freeze. How do they run? Freeze. They work for the same team.

They don't wear the same jersey. No, they don't. They're so different. But they work for the same team. They're so different. They're Czechs. City of Dallas. So are construction workers.

Okay. Are they part of the same team? They might be. You're so stupid. Cam. I don't know on the construction workers. You all right? Yes, that actually hurt me.

I think I bit something in that process. I don't know on the construction workers. Fire department and police department, they're on the same team. 100%. Cam, do firefighters get donuts probably no they don't what the hell does that even matter because it doesn't matter what they eat okay when you think that's a social stigma i'm gonna ask you a question coffee oh 10 90 90 roger we're gonna go pull them over oh so does the fire department get that same same thing on their on their walkies no that's almost like they're not the same thing then.

It's almost like the person in charge of marketing doesn't get the accounting stats. Because they're different. Different job, same boss, same corporation. Do they all work in the same building? Can you comprehend that? Do they still work in the same building? Do people work in the same building that work for the same place now? Yes.

No. Cam, do they still work in the same office? people work in the same building that work for the same place now yes no cam do they still work in the same office they count in the marketers yes or no just answer it all depends on the company answer yes or no yes or no just just objectively objectively objectively that's not objective because some work in the same building some don't yes they do cam no they don't all report to the same boss, right? Yes, and they can work from different locations. Fire department and police department don't go to the same boss. I've never been pulled over by a firefighter. You're never going to be. Because they're different.

Thank you. I've never got a parking ticket from a guy with a fire hose. Not once, Cam. And you're never going to. Because they're different. Thank you. Good doing business with you, you big ass head. So every, oh my God, every Amazon employee works at the warehouse?

No, because they- Oh! Oh, that's weird! It's almost the same! Some people pack shelves, some drive the little aerodynamic vans- And where do they go at the end of the day? And some do customer service- And who's their boss? Behind their desk- And who's their boss? In the glory and privacy day? And some do customer service behind their desk in the glory and

privacy of their own house. Yet they all get checks from Bezos. They all get paid from Jeff. Exactly. They're all getting paid from the city of Dallas. Police officers, firefighters are both first responders. Both work for the city of Dallas.

They are different departments. They can have different buildings. They can have different trees. They're street cleaners. They all get their stuff for the city of Dallas. They are different departments. They can have different buildings They can have no three cleaners. Oh, they all get their stuff from the city of Dallas. Oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god, am I right or wrong? Do street cleaners the people that go every morning and they water down the streets right and they pick up trash Yeah, where do they get their checks from? What does it say on it? Probably city of Dallas So are they gonna pull me over to and say hey your registration expired? Can you comprehend the word duties and responsibilities? But you're the dumbass saying it all comes from the same check on the name of the check

in the same check. Jeff Bezos, you said that. That is equivalent to you saying the custodian, the lunch lady, and the teacher don't work for the same place. That is literally what you're saying. They do completely different. The custodian's never going to teach you how to do a math equation. The teacher's never going to give you lunch.

And the lunch lady is never going to clean your classroom after hours. Watch this. Watch this. Oh, they're in the same building. Exactly. What happened when they taught from home? What happened then, asshole? Okay, did the custodian have a job then?

Yes! You're stupid. So they did who they work every custodian in the nation lost their job and none of them got paid school custodians no oh my god oh my god what school did they clean oh my god what about hr people huh let's do that bubba since we went to school what about the hr people when he gets caught ring wrong what about the hr people he gets caught wrong what about the hr people what about them they're never inside the school but they work for the district dallas isd there's that big ass building by the dave and busters and then there's the 40 high schools because they all get paid the same shut up they all get paid because where do they work where does hr work in that big ass building right yeah exactly so it's not the

same building so what are you saying they all work for the same boss because they are they're in the same building no they all work for dallas there's so many of the same jobs no they don't on there so a dallas teacher and a dallas isd hiring agent don't work for dallas isd they both don't get paid by dallas isd i can see you quivering i could see you quivering. A Dallas teacher, a Dallas math high school teacher, and a Dallas ISD recruiting agent don't get paid by Dallas ISD. You're crying. You're physically crying. Game, set, match, checkmate.

I'm sweaty, but it was worth it. You bastard. You need to shut your damn mouth and listen. I'll call you whenever a teacher pulls me over. You stupid idiot. What? That's Dallas ISD. You are, like, caught up on duties.

I don't know what that emotion was. You're caught up on duties. People can work for the same job and do different things. Period. Period. 101, ladies and gentlemen. No, you're wrong.

I'm a firm believer of loud. That's what exactly I'm about to say. I'm a firm believer of loud. That's the only reason I stopped wrong i'm a firm believer of loud that's what exactly i'm not the same i'm a firm believer that's the only reason i stopped i'm a firm believer of loud doesn't mean right i'm a firm believer of loud doesn't mean right i just i i let my anger get the best of me and that's how because buddy over here is 24 years of age and doesn't comprehend the word duty all right call me when a firefighter gives you a ticket call me call me doc and then i'll say you're right now call me doc now call me whenever you get arrested by a firefighter call me no no when you get called by when you get when you get tased by a firefighter call me and you're right then i'll i'll secede to your to your to your point but other than that and whenever

hey whenever whenever a lieutenant dan from the police department comes and puts out your house fire because you left your oven on they don't say you're right It's alright. Oh No, no, sorry. Hey, whatever the dare program comes to your middle school and it's a firefighter teaching you. Mm-hmm Then I'll say right other than that continue to scream your loud wrong points We couldn't we could exit our studio Go over here For a different. Oh my god I'm not even gonna say it I know what

you're gonna say there's another cultivating point I know I know what you're gonna say okay yeah we had to take a short intermission we just like cam almost passed out I'm sorry I was screaming I was screaming and so what you do that's your thing it's you're loud when you're wrong and you're wrong a lot what do you mean by that you're loud you do, that's your thing. You're loud when you're wrong, and you're wrong a lot. What do you mean by that? You're loud, right? It's my thing. Why is it my thing?

Because you have anger issues, Bubba. You have anger issues. Oh, okay. You don't have anger issues? No. I've never met a human being that bites their finger and doesn't have anger issues. That was when I was young. I've not done it in recent times.

I haven't. You know, sometimes I just don't want to argue anymore. It's okay. I don't want to argue. it's okay i don't want to i have a story i have a story it's because i talked to me i i was uh i i yeah i was uh like that like yeah i think i gave up all my screaming powers in that last bit too but um so i was chased in a car by this girl I was talking to. Her ex-boyfriend chased us in a car.

Oh, my God. Yeah, when I was 16. Oh, my God. It was so scary. Some need for speed shit. Hot pursuit. Actually, I think I was 15 because I didn't have a car. Oh.

And so she was the getaway driver. And you're getting chased. By this. Who I would assume is an older boyfriend. He was like 19. No, he, first, how old is the getaway driver. And you're getting chased. By this. Who I would assume is an older boyfriend. He was like 19. No, he. First, how old is the girl? 16.

You sly dog. Come on, dog. I've been pimping. Been pimping. So what happened was. 16-year-old girlfriend drives new 15-year-old boyfriend off. Yeah. Gets chased by 19-year-old ex-boyfriend.

Yeah. That's a disgusting story. And he was like in a Buick, too. And it had like subs in it. So I was like. He's like. Behind you. so i was like go faster i was so scared so what happened was i met up with her at this football game right it was a high school football game it was my first football game too always dangerous when you're dealing with football games god everyone tries to pop off i've heard stories

about him that he's crazy right like he would like he's just like aggressive and mean and scary and so i was a little boy who's mean so i was a little boy and i was scared and i hadn't had many physical altercations at the point and the ones i had i have lost hell of a track record i wasn't too confident in fighting this older gentleman if the thing if the time had come the time had come he's gonna cough my tail drive faster no i and at this time i didn't know what fashion was so i had glasses at the at that time and i couldn't see so i was wearing rex specs it's like my casual eyewear i just got choked by my own chain you You did not. Don't. No, bro. You are lying.

You were wearing Rexpecs. It was the same ones I hooped in, so the elastic band smelled bad. How did you... How were you even talking to girls? How were girls physically even speaking? I've always had gay. I've always been able to get past the ugliness. Bro, if you had on Rexpecs and denim at the same time. No, I was wearing big cargo shorts.

I went to like shins with the lead socks. Oh my God. You were, you were, you were Wiz Khalifa with, with Rexpex. You were like 2012, 2011 Taylor gang Wiz Khalifa. And I was soaking wet, 84 pounds. With the tail. I was a disgusting man. This girl was beautiful though, right? I don't know how I got her. I don't either. Hell, at least we can, I don't know how I Got her I don't either Hell At least we can I don't know We can

She's married We can join teams on that She's married now We're good friends But So we Not to you She said one round of that

Was a fail So I met up with her At this football game I was nervous I had my rick specs on They were fogging up It was fall In Texas

It was very humid Rick specs were fogging i was sweaty and nervous i had my tail so i started this football game and when i went up to go say hi to her she didn't seem happy to see me i was like what's wrong she goes he's here i immediately knew who she was talking about her crazy ex-boyfriend that was me and i go i go no please no i'm scared you want to go we don't need to support like i had no intention on seeming masculine and like i could solve this i was like we have to go and i go where is he she goes i don't know i lost him oh that's like now i gotta check my surroundings like a

wolf on the loose and you're just like bait and you know i'm paranoid i've always been paranoid so i'm looking around i'm looking around she goes oh looking around, she goes, oh my god, there he is. He's at the top of the bleachers, right, and he's literally just staring at us. And I was like, oh my god, she grabs my arm, she goes, we gotta go. I'm like, holy shit, now we're in danger. We're running out of this football game. I didn't even get to enjoy one play. My heart's beating right now.

My goggles, I lucky I had the goggles on so I could run, I was very aerodynamic. I didn't have to go like this with my glasses. There's no passage. So I was gone, on so I could run. I was very aerodynamic. I didn't have to go like this with my glasses. There's no passage. So I was gone, right? I was gone and they magnified my eyes more in the respect. Did your tail like fly in the wind? Or was it like tucked? Did it go in the wind? At that point it went in. You were tucked, you were scared? Oh my god. So we get into her car. Now her car sucked, right? It was like, you know, your first car's supposed to suck.

So this shit didn't work. I was like, babe, drive it, drive it, drive it. We see him, right, moving out of the football game, chasing us, doing, this guy was an athlete, right? Football, basketball, track. He was 19, still in high school, yeah. He probably had a superior test off. So he was, boom, going, going, going.

He gets in his car, right? We peel off. We're driving, right? And we get going. He gets in his car, right? We peel off. We're driving, right? And we get on to a freeway. Fast speeds, right? In a shit car being chased. In a shit car. So her shit started rumbling, right? You can feel the wheels about to go like that, like lay down.

The car's about to lay down. She's driving, right? But looking through her rearview mirror. I'm like, you got to look forward. I'll look in the rearview mirror. Hey, the road's that way. The road is that way. As soon as I turn around to look at him, he looks at me and goes like this.

I'm like, oh, no, he knows who I am. We've made eye contact. He has a weapon. We go. I was like, man, we can't keep driving. He's going to catch us. You suck at driving. We have to go.

We have to lose him and go into a restaurant. idea great idea awful idea because he can't hurt me with people around one would think but no so she goes okay bet the closest restaurant was a whataburger i'm like duck through here we had to do some maneuvers bust a ue at a light he gets stopped at the light thank god we take theui. We go into the Waterburger parking lot. We run in there. I say, to hell with you. Everybody's to themselves at this point. I run into the men's bathroom and I'm in a stall. I put my feet up on the toilet like this so he can't look under. I stayed in that bathroom for 20 minutes. I don't know where she was at or what she had going on but i was here for me my goggles were foggy my tail was tucked i come back out i come back out she's in a booth she's hiding like this

and she goes he's here who the hell is this guy aggressive man he's in jail now no dead ass he's in jail i really want to say his name because the guy sucks but um i see him literally coming outside his car he gets out of his car he's looking in the window of the waterbreaker um i don't remember how it ended but i remember we were safe i could make up an ending but i don't remember how it ended i was so scared my memory got fogged it was almost as fogged as my god yo who is like who did she date she was one of those girls you know that liked the the oh god i think she was trying to fix herself by getting with like the total opposite of the spectrum the creep yeah that's not you were that's like a that's like a movie like that's not okay no one should have that much like vendetta against the next

girlfriend in high school ever i just think to chase you on a freeway locate you after being stopped at a stoplight find tail boy in the bathroom definitely had some parental issues that's why i got like that he's in jail and you belong there so wow wow i hate that guy he knows if you have if you have an iphone in prison hey guess what i'm free huh oh my god what are you gonna do from in there he gets out finally i have security now so it doesn't matter you've grown yeah no more tail and i could fight so um not him well honestly oh my god i don't do like people say i go through a lot of weird stuff right that I'm just a weird guy you are I don't I feel like I don't do things that are that weird no you do like what you don't do things that are weird no you don't think anything you do and you're in I'm gonna give you one more

chance I'm actually gonna give you one more chance you just got off yelling I'm in a very you gotta get up we gotta get a very relaxed state I'm gonna give you one more chance okay you had the nerve to just say you don't do anything weird. Not weirder than the average person. You don't do anything weird exiting your vehicle. A daily habit. Every time. Not that I can think of. You don't wipe your feet every time you get out of your car. Every single time you get out of your car, you don't wipe your feet. We're in the drought of Texas. The concrete is cracking how dry it is.

There's nothing to wipe off in his shoes. Get off me. He closes his door every time it goes like this. Like there's mud or some shit. There's nothing there. And you're drooling. Why are you drooling? I don't even realize I do that.

Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. People don't even see this shit. I need... Oh my God. You don't wipe your feet when you get out of your car? Unless there's something on it. But you don't, but it's like warming up. You don't scratch your back unless there's an itch.

Like there has to be a cause and effect. I gotta explain myself. There's no explanation. There's no earthly explanation. Because it's the vibrations. Turns car off, shuts door. No matter, we could be going into a concert to play basketball, go shop or eat food Every time I'm like every time it's like there's nothing your your the shoes could be brand-new dead stock

Like there's nothing on the bottom. It's like he could buy a pair of shoes put them on in the car They've never touched sediment ever and he goes It's like what is that dude? It's like I can't't get started it's so oh my god that and all the cans at the bottom it's so annoying because i can't get started if i don't do that what the hell does that you can't get started you know what i mean no it's like you go like this what are you racing you lining up it's like to heat up my feet i know it doesn't make sense right now it never will it never will but it's like a thing i understand that but that that automatically cancels your statement of you saying i'm not weird it's not weird do weird

things it's not weird it's just a different way to start it's a weird in your own way it's like how you stretch before you work out i'm sick that's like a universe that's a but that's a thing and whenever before i drive i go like that to the wheel to make sure I get a good grip. But you're not driving a Harley. Like, there's nothing you can rev in your car. It's scary, though, when you lose grip on a wheel. I don't want to do that. And it's just kind of like a, it's like gripping my feet on the ground.

It can be a security blanket. It can be your little whoopee. That's fine. But it doesn't mean it's not. Like, you're rearing your own weight. It's a good thing. I'm not saying it's bad. But you cannot walk i'm normal i'm i'm joe schmoe no you're not i'm weird no one does that i'm not the only one that's weird i didn't say you're weird what do i do you're

actually cringy i'm cringy yes what do i say that's cringy the other day whenever you left the studio and i got sad and i asked you cam i don't know what to do for the rest of the day. I kid you not, Cam looks at me, dead serious face. I'm pretty sure you squinted your eyes a little bit. And you go, Just Vibe. Just Vibe! What is wrong with Just Vibe? Who are you, Sean White?

No more. I mean, I guess that's not like... Tony Hawk? Relax. Rob Dyrdek? It's not... I mean, it could be cringey, but it's not like... That's not like- Tony Hawk? Relax. Rob Dyrdek? It's not- I mean, it could be cringy, but it's not like- that's not a weird thing.

You might as well go like that after we're kissed. What do you want me to- Hey, just- What do you want me to do? Who are you, dawg? You want me to give you a play-by-play? Hey. You want me to give you a depth chart

on what to do today? You should go do laundry, watch a film, walk your dog out that you don't have, cook a skillet, eat the skillet, do this and that, like, just vibe. Or talk- Do whatever your, cook a skillet, eat the skillet, do this and that. Just vibe. Or talk. Do whatever your soul is calling you to do.

Or talk like your regular self and say, I don't know, bro. Just hang out. Just do something. Just relax. Just vibe. I don't know, bro. Just hang out and relax. You want me to say a nine-word sentence when I can say just vibe?

Nine words. Nine words. Relax. That's a syllable. that is a syllable i said nine words you idiot relax relax that's syllables nine words i don't know just go home or whatever no i don't know just hang out and hang out. Hang out is one word. Hang out is one word. Hang out, then it's eight.

Seven. Five. What's happening? I don't know. Just hang out and what did you say? Relax. Relax. Seven.

Where'd nine come from? I had nine at one point. Relax. That's syllables. I only went through that for a little bit. But my thing is, why don't I consolidate verbiage? Where'd nine come from? I had nine at one point. Relax. That's syllables. I only went through that for a little bit. But my thing is, why don't I, like, consolidate verbiage. I forgot you have asthma and you need to relax your breath because you don't use the asthma pump anymore.

I'm just saving you and me both time. Just vibe. It means they're synonymous. You made me angry, though. But that's, okay, that's you. That's your fault. I said something. You recepted it, received it in a certain way.

You suck. In a certain way. Just vibe. Just hang out hang out that's like that is literally pot and kettle pot and kettle what's a pot and kettle like kettle and pot like you know you're saying you just said it opposite what is a pot and kettle kettle and pot it's not kettle and pot what is that i don't even know what you're saying like at all like the pot caught like if you were a lazy person and You called me lazy It's example if you were lazy and you called me lazy right and I'm like that's like the pot calling the kettle lazy That's like the pot calling the kettle black. You've never heard that. Why are they bringing race into it? It's it's saying it's like I can't articulate this right now. It's like you're the same thing.

It's like, oh, that's convenient. What the hell is it? It was kitchen utensil. It has to do with this. A pot and a kettle is the same thing. No, it's not. They're different words. A pot and kettle is not the same thing.

Bro, it's like. A kettle you make soup in. A pot you don't. Pot you make pasta. Pots to pot. You kettle pasta? You're really about to. A kettle you put popcorn in.

You don't even own a kettle. You don't own a kettle. You don't own a kettle. But I know things. No, you don't. You don't own a kettle. It's like... How have you never heard this?

Because I'm not... It's... You don't talk like that. That's probably slightly true, but it's just saying the same thing. That's pot and cattle. Shut up. Oh, I'm just going to get past you right there. Just shut up and go.

Excuse me. Oh, four days. Oh, God. Dude, I honestly think I'm smarter than you sometimes. Hell, okay. Hell, man. I think I have more think i have more like how quick my face went from happy i think i have more hell i have more useful knowledge in you no yes let's go let's okay bring up something you do ask me a question i'll ask you a question ask me a question first useful knowledge like how do you do something what is this where is this useful knowledge useful yes ask me a question i don't know you asked me for prop up it'll spark prop up you asked me um um bit harder than you thought huh

oh who invented who invented the cars? Yeah. This is how simple my question for you would be. No. You don't know. Your turn. You don't know. Your turn.

Do you know? Yes or no? No. Stupid idiot. Stupid. Who invented the cars? Henry Ford. No.

That's your fucking ego and pride. How can you say you don't know? Shut up, shut up, shut up. How can you say you don't know something and then tell me I'm wrong? I already knew. You literally just said you don't know. I said, but okay, not knowing the correct answer doesn't mean you don't know wrong answers. Is this algebra class?

Are we doing PIMDOS? That made sense. You just said PIMDOS. PIMDOS is funny as hell. Math sucks when you use the right rules. It's the worst thing ever. Not knowing the right answer, okay? Stay with me, Bubba.

Doesn't mean you do not know wrong answers, okay? Do you think you're Aristotle, bro? You are not a philosopher. I know it sounds very Harry Potter-esque. But that makes sense. I know we don't know. We'll shout answers and we know both. It's contractual jargon. But it's not.

You know what I'm saying? Yes. Just because I don't know who created cars. Who made the... Henry Ford. There you go. Can you go to this? No.

Henry Ford. Who invented cars? Henry Ford. Wrong. Who is it? Do you want to look it up? Because I don't know either. I will gladly say I don't know. New question. Who invented cars? Henry Ford. Wrong. Who is it? Do you want to look it up? Because I don't know either. I will gladly say I don't know.

Alright, new question. Who invented peanut butter? Don't know. He was black. That's the only reason I... Okay, no. We got to come up with a question. Okay.

Okay. A useful question. It's hard. They're hard. A useful question. Okay. What's the deadliest hunter of all time? What?

The deadliest hunter. What am I supposed to say? Genghis Khan? What am I supposed to say? No, it's an animal. It's an animal. Yeah, the deadliest hunter that's an animal. What is it? That's useful.

How the hell is that useful? Because if you go outside and you see this thing, run. What are we, in the bird box? If you look at it, you die? No, but it can get you. Guess. What is it? Since you know everything.

That's not useful. It's a dragonfly. They have the highest kill percentage. They have the highest, the highest KD. What is this, Call of Duty? I'm telling you. They're a dangerous insect. You just said the dragonfly is the dangerous hunter.

Google it right now. Since you want to Google things, Google it. I bet you did see that, you weird little peasant. Because I... That's useful. Because I need to know what... What's the deadliest... Can a dragonfly kill you?

Yes. No. Flies in your throat. And he pulls out his blades? The same way I... The same... It slices you up? The same way I... It slices you up. The same way I fly...

We're done. It was a great episode. What's the deadliest land mammal? Human being. Nope. Yes. Hippo. Human being.

It's a hippo. Are we a mammal? Yes. Are we on land? Sometimes. It's us. It's a hippo. Deadliest.

It's us. Google it. Human being. Google it. Who's at the top of the food chain? All mammals. Deadliest though. We're. Google it. Human being. Google it. Who's at the top of the food chain? All mammals. Deadliest, though. We're at the top because we're the most smart.

Who's killed the most people? Because there's more of us. Doesn't mean we're the deadliest. So you, with everything you know, everything you're capable of doing, versus a hippo, with everything they know, everything they're capable of doing. I will lose one-on-one with a hippo. I didn't say one-on-one. If you're in a, yeah, if you're in a coliseum and it's you versus hippo, nothing? Sure, you lose. What are you saying?

I'm saying, you said deadliest. You didn't say one-on-one. You didn't say strength versus strength. We have created nuclear bombs. Listen to me in the simplest form. Did a hippo make a bomb? Listen to me in the simplest form. You don't do that when I speak. Deadliest land mammal. Human. Are we a mammal?

Yes. Get me butt ass naked. Right? Put me in the wilderness. Right? I have nothing on me. I'm just a land mammal. Right?

Get a hippo. Take its clothes put it put it in the forest hippos don't wear jeans hippos never had a pair of work slacks and you put a hippo right okay me and a hippo land mammal land mammal i'm losing you're losing every time you're losing every time take you butt ass every time. Take you butt ass naked, drop you in a city, okay? Take a hippo butt ass naked, undo its belt and its bespoke slacks, drop him in a city. You win every single time. No I don't, Cam, I don't care. We could be in Palm Springs, Florida.

So you can't walk into a Cabela's or you can't walk into a firing range. Cam, that's like saying you're putting different stipulations on it. You can walk outside, right, in a city. No I didn't. Just say everything is gone, just land. Exactly,'re putting different stipulations on it. You said walk outside, right, in the city. No, I didn't. Just say everything is gone. Just land.

Exactly. If it's just out here then. I already said that. Here, put it in here. I already said that. Put it out there. That's a specific case where I have to have a weapon. That's so much new.

Yours is a specific case where you're butt naked in a forest. The only stipulation where a hippo beats you is if you're with the hippo by yourself and there's nothing around. You think, so based on that, they're the deadliest right yes so they would kill all humans yes okay so if a hippo comes into dallas yes all of us die we're extinct that okay put one but one human with 80 hippos we die that doesn't matter you're putting these these irrational stipulations on the other person that one other has the upper hand. Exactly. If the argument is mano y mano. Deadliest land mammal. Yes. That's the stipulation. Stop saying other things. But you but you're not you deadliest land mammal. Yes. All that all that means all the thing we're trying to categorize

is who can kill more. That's what deadliest means. And a hippo can. Yes. And you know you're wrong. You're not listening to me. I am. You're saying because we built things, we can build things, we can do different things. Exactly.

But I'm just saying mammal to your purest form, right? Now you're saying that. That's what I said. You're going to let deadliest land mammal. I didn't say with a gun, with a nuclear bomb. All that deadliest means.

In an empty room. There's no, you can't use your intelligence. You can't use other things you've crafted. You can be as smart as you want. Put Bill Gates in there. It doesn't matter. He's dead.

In where? In where? Anywhere with the hippo. If you put Bill Gates in a firing range with the hippo, Bill Gates wins. He grabs an M60. He uses his opposable thumb. And he turns that hippo into fucking hippo jerky and he wins every time that's what i'm saying if you're allowed to use what we have our brains

we win we win all right oh my god all right guys when we do pop culture next time i'm tired We win! Alright, guys. When we do pop culture next time, I'm tired. I think I actually blacked out at one point. We'll save it for y'all so we can have it. Sorry we didn't get to people's... Sorry we didn't get to people's favorite segment.

You know what segment that is? Pop culture, pain and camp. Pop culture, pain and camp. We'll see y'all next episode with that one. Yeah. All right, Cam. Give us the outro. Get us out of here.

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