You Should Know Podcast - CUDDLE BUDDIES -You Should Know Podcast -

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

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Round of applause for co-host Cam. Yeah, Cam. Yeah, work them hips, boy. Work them hips. It's a little, it's a little, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a different episode.

You're here on the intro. I just want to say on a serious note, thank you so much for joining the You Should Know podcast, trusting me and elevating this podcast to where it a serious note thank you so much for joining the you should know podcast trusting me and elevating this podcast to where it's at because without you none of this is possible so thank you for coming in here every week bringing your funnies all your hard work dedication and believing in me to know and do this of course my brother i love you brother congratulations to you sir congratulations to you congratulations here's the rose to you and here's the rose to you well i'll take i'll kiss you on the lips right now skip that part so do you want to do you want

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it opposite you know give it a little good crank a little stroke that way so so I'll let you do the countdown so I want to say it is easy in this in this industry to get caught up on the oh god right there right there that's good to get caught up no restart it is easy in this industry to get caught up on the next milestone in the next milestone but we're going to take today and we're're gonna take these next upcoming weeks to really celebrate what we have all accomplished thanks to you guys so right now we are going to if your audio listener you're not gonna be able to see the magic right now I mean it's you might want to see this so team you should know 100,000 subscribers 1 2 3 One, two, three. Woo! That is insane.

That is a lot. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, God. I'm going to have to clean this up. Yeah. Holy hell. That was so loud. I love that.

Can we do it again? That was the only one. That was the only one. Can we do it again? I love that. No one died. We're all good. What did the security guards come through?

Who was it? All right guys. Tango, shots fired. Thank you so much. Congratulations on a hundred thousand subscribers. I love you all. Now on to the rest of the episode. Oh, we got co-host Cam, boop.

Back in the studio. Round of applause for co-host Cam. I need you up Cam. You look like a sad little puppy, buddy. I told you I needed that. I did need that. Are you okay? What else do you need?

Kiss. What else do you need from me? Kiss. I like that. Come on, Cam. How are you feeling today, buddy? How are you doing? How are you feeling?

How are you liking? How are you doing? How are you feeling? How are you liking? I'm feeling good. I'm doing good. I'm feeling good. I'm doing great. I'm feeling great.

I'm feeling good. I'm Dr. Seuss. I'm in the hood. I'm with the whip, I'm with the good, I'm small! Keep going! Yo! Co-host, in the building, it's the co-host, it's me! And then the little lay is nasty. I fixed my mic stand. It's higher. It's erect. It's like this. It's like staying. It's what? Erect. That's just that's okay. Sorry that y'all have minds of 12 year olds. That's how you say it.

That's what it is. If it's you know what I mean? You know who Merriam-Webster strikes again? It's erect. Alright, sorry. Dude, okay. I've been having this thing. So, I've been running tired recently. Running tired. Like, you know what I mean?

Not like physically running. I mean just like my engine. Oh, we know you physically don't run. We know you. You haven't sprinted since 2019. You have not been. I'm going to dust him. Are you are you nuts camp you haven't ran since 2019 you have the hips of an eight-year-old war that camp I have a singular bad hip that's it Okay, but your toe does have superpowers it like that grow. It's literally grabbing the guy like

That's why you're gonna be running like this like all perfect. I'm literally gonna be like Like what like winning okay dead ass you think you beat me in a race? Yes Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I've been rented since 2019. Okay, so? So you're out of shape. Okay. You cannot run. I can jump higher than you still. We've run. Are you nuts? Can I not? No.

Cameron Kennedy. You cannot jump higher than me. Jump right now. Go, you go first. That was a, Go. That's like a swear. Don't get the seat.

I know, it's, we don't have a seat. Go. Our heads, no arms. Okay. My name's Cam. One dub down. Field day coming soon. Patreon members only. I got no muscle in my hip. It's because I'm still active. Our bodies are made to move, so I move mine.

I went on a Stairmaster at our gym in our apartment. It got fixed, renovated, and I went for about, what, 38 seconds. And you're like, seven and a half. That's pretty good. I was going for 20. Seven. 7 oh yeah if we had tails I connect mine to yours I'd let you flirt with my tail just a little bit though because because my tail belongs to live but I let you that's my tail would belong to live like every night I'd let you... That sounds a little crazy. I get your tail on the weekends. My tail would belong to Liv.

Like, every night, I'd be like, love you babe. No, but you have to go... You're half Avatar already. We'll just go... That's exactly how they sound. You're half Avatar already. Your nipples... He does have like...

Like, what's the stuff you put over like a cooking sheet? Like saran wrap or something? You're saying I have transparent nipples? I have invisinips? Are you nuts? Invisinips. I don't have invisible nipples. I like them.

You want to see them? Yeah. Show me off the camera. Stop it. She puts a hard stop to KF's nipples. What the hell were you even talking about? I was talking about my... I was...

What? He has dots? He has little dots around his nipples. You got dotty areolas? I have dots around my nipples. It's called hair. It's literally the hair follicles. They're dots.

They are dots. What are you going to run up here and take my shirt off? Sit back down. They're dots! He has dot nipples! Dots! What are you going to run up here and take my shirt off? Sit back down. They're dots. He has dot nipples. Dots. Are you about to pass out too?

Are you about to pass out? No, I'm not about to. Why are you about to pass out? That's what, oh, I am. You know. She can smell it. She can see you're wearing black. She can literally smell your secretion of fear. No, it's like I put my butt into a little kid's bathtub.

And it's like a little puddle of water on my butt crack right now. No, I do. I do. It just formulates moisture. Like kind of like a Louisiana swampland. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a little critters in there. Like a little OG Popeye. Yeah, a little critter for me.

Go grab the shrimp right at the bottom. You go put that on a sweet and spicy. Drop that little ass note deep fryer. You can put a little red beans and rice in there, too. You get a little number five with Cajun fries. A little Cajun dish. Biscuit extra honey. Uh-huh.

I see. It'll be $11.69 after tax. $11 what? Okay, what I've been saying, what I was saying is I've been running. Cam, Cam, Cam. I had. Cam. The intrusive thought won.

We. That's probably the first time I've ever done that. We're going to get kicked out. We're going to get kicked out of here. We're going to get evicted. So what I was saying is I've been running tired. I've been just like through my day, I've been like groggy and sleepy and tired. That's what you were saying.

That's what I've been saying. Oh, yeah. But I don't like taking naps.aps are hard what how is that naps are hard the act of napping is hard yeah what part of naps are like if i if okay let me paint a picture picasso so i like beethoven beethoven made music not art well it's still art, but it's yeah, your art ears not eyes your eyes are art You need this don't start something you can't finish All right, stop stop all right, just look at me when you say it Brother we're gonna have so many weird comments.

Put your... What happened? Put your legs down. What happened? Alright, you Model X. Put them down. Tesla. Alright, stop.

I'm not speaking. So, basically, if I feel myself tired enough where I'm like, damn, a good little nap would be good right now. It's like... Basically, I'm saying naps have to be organic. You know what I'm saying? Like they can't, I, I'm not the person I can't go. I want to take a nap right now.

Like live, live can literally be like, you know, I, we had a long morning. We did groceries and laundry, took the dogs to the dog park, whatever we worked out. Like I'm going to go take a nap. I can't do that. I can't like actively be like, I'm going to nap from 3 to 4.30. But if I'm just sitting on the couch and I'm exhausted and I literally just like, and I wake up, that's the only time I'm there. Even if I'm in that state of like, dude, this feels so comfy. I could just get flat real quick and fall asleep.

As soon as I lay down, I'm just like, like the undertaker. I'm literally like, something must be done. i can't nap because i get dizzy when i wake up like naps disorient me like it's like i've been hit with like a smoke grenade yeah popping smoke it's like like a flashbang yeah it's like all white and there's like a ringing in my ear you know i used to say i wanted to go ahead like test us like test a flashbang. I know that sounds stupid and I know it'd be awful Yeah, why like because okay because basically a Lot of a lot of my childhood. I was like dude that like is that a real thing playing cod like playing Call of Duty I'm like yo cuz when I get hit to the flash when your whole screen goes white your audio is gone Yeah, you die every time in cod. Yeah

But in real life i'm like do those exist is that a real thing that something literally is thrown it's such a loud boom that it can burst your eardrums and it blinds you from such a bright light i'm like like that's what i'm saying obviously it would have to be a sample size yeah like something that they pass out to you like big cajun easy hit them all yeah but yeah okay so take take take the take this for example the smoke grenade take the confetti popper for example take the confetti popper for example you know how loud that was yeah but i can hear fine imagine that like 10x 10 minutes it lasts for 10 minutes no 10x like the power oh i thought you said 10 minutes no 10x

10x yeah that'd be i don't know like even that the power. Oh, I thought you said 10 minutes. No, 10x. 10x, yeah, that'd be... I don't know. Like, even that... Anybody has a flashbang, they go, P.O. Box is like the best P.O. Box to flashbang. We're like, this is for Patreon only.

Flash out! I'm like, I literally go... I get shot back into the wall. I'm like... This is... But yeah, I can't take naps, but because I don't know

if it's Wednesday or Thursday. Like, I don't know where I'm at. That's not a thing. Like i i can't take naps but because i don't know if it's wednesday or thursday like i i don't know where i'm at that's not a thing like that can't be you don't get dizzy when you wake up from naps no i just open my eyes and i'm like oh peace but it's just like i grabbed for everything i'm looking around everything's upside down you just you need you need yeah it's not normal you need help okay one thing i don't we've talked about this on uti's podcast under the influence if you haven't watched that go check it out go watch that um shut up we haven't talked about it here i physically cannot wake up to an alarm clock at all like it is my biggest weakness yeah when we uh for our la trip i i physically had to

wake him up and it's like my thing is i always tell him about a such an alarm he's like doesn't work like i'm like what do you mean it doesn't work i'm like set the alarm volume on all the way up he goes no it doesn't work it's just it's it does not there's no effect and i'm like how do you not wake up to a beacon in your ear i can't it's literally like that's when i would wake up in like see no i can't bro like it whenever my alarm clock goes off i will literally fall asleep and put my phone right by my pillow so like it's right in my earlobe and so it's like but it becomes a part of my dream like i always have so the thing with me is i never have good dreams i only have nightmares i haven't

had a good dream since i was seven that's when the world was prettier to me but now it's just sad gloomy and dark just devastated and so it's always dark and there's a lot of water in my dreams it's dark wet it's a pregnant what what does that mean i I'm not pregnant. But so, and in my nightmares, there's always a reoccurring character. I don't have like a bunch of different people in my nightmares. There's always one guy or it's Oprah. Swear to God. Like last night, I called you about this. Oprah deleted the YouTube channel.

He actually did. Yeah. He said he had a dream that for whatever reason, somehow he pissed off Oprah Winfrey and she deleted the YouTube channel. Yeah. And then she came up to me. She's like, sorry, you're going to have to go get a job at CVS. Like that was her exact words.

I swear to God. I swear to God. It's either a hooded man or Oprah Winfrey. I love Oprah. She's a lovely, seems to be woman. She's in my nightmares. That's scary. Yeah.

But then there's always a soundtrack of my alarm clock. Yeah, so take me to the nightmare. Like, insert me to your nightmare. Well, it used to, like, teenage years, I was always running. All I know right now is there's an alarm beacon going off in the entire world. There's a lot of water. Yeah. And there's Oprah.

Yeah. I don't know anything else. Imagine a back alley of like Gotham City, right? That's like the scene of the nightmare. It's dark. It's wet. No. Oprah's like, she's normal.

Like she looks beautiful. Like she's like this beacon of light in my... In your dark, scary Arkham City. Yeah. Like she's beautiful. Arkham Asylum back hallway. She's the most beautiful person person in this nightmare but she's just mean to me in it like she always is so mean to me yeah go go get it out sorry but and then the the soundtrack of the nightmare is just the alarm

and then i always that sucks yeah and then I always wake up like You've been deleted in the background There's sirens you're just wet and cold you're sick You open your eyes and you think you're waking up but in reality you just hear sir, can you help me with that? Sir, can you help and you look then you look down your CVS shirt with a name tag and it's a customer sir can you you're tall can you reach out of the top shelf you're just like and then that's when you wake up for real and but how i wake up always and this will be the last on this nightmare topic how i wake up is i always tell myself it's a it's a you're in a dream you can wake up now see every time i feel like if you have the willpower to do that why don't you simply hey you're in a nightmare let's turn it to a dream hey that's oprah she's not a evil villain figure that you unlock at level 20

it's oprah winfrey go get in her car and have a great conversation and drive off into the sunset but i really don't have control of what happens in the dream but if you if you have enough willpower to get out of the dream or nightmare uh-huh why don't you just get out of the nightmare and but hop into the dream i don't have that much willpower until the very end and it's like i'm already kind of out of it it's like so your your bpm's already like 137 140 and you're just like yeah if you felt my mattress you would think it was like like a like a what's this called a water bed i've never taken melatonin because i'm scared of the dreams i've heard live live takes i i'll take melatonin if I need to and I'm just like Liv takes it and that's when

she starts speaking in the middle of the night. There's blood on my sock. Would you like to see? It's right on my Achilles tendon. Oh my god did he get rubbed raw? No I don't have a laceration or anything. I don't know where the blood came from. These are new socks. Oh we did go get new socks. They don't look new. These ones I bought at the mall. They don't look the same. So you've been wearing the same pair for a week. That's not okay bro. Okay how can feet be i literally wake up wake up shower put a pair of socks on get home from the day that pair of socks is not getting on my feet again why because it's socks okay no no no no no no it's different we're not gonna attack me

cam he keeps his shoes on for eight and a half hours after he's already home so your feet are swampy nasty ass and you got a toe that might have a viral disease in it so i understand why you got to go change your sock this my toe might be the start to the last the last of us like real life real life apocalyptic toe right here but like if someone were to digest that they'd turn into a walker digest your toe yeah like a like a truth or dare thing it's like oh eat his toe if you ever bring that to the podcast as a truth or dare it's's like oh eat his toe if you ever bring that to the podcast as a truth or dare it's your last episode i swear i literally i put it in with like some chips or something oh my god oh my god if you think you were getting you think you're getting sour cream

and onion you just get rotted tone oh my god what do you think that would taste like oh no dude it went through a phaser it's it's it smells bad oh i know it smelled bad i think it would be like a saltine saltine it'd be like a salt mine it'd be like a little brick of salt and you'd eat oh you know people eat during this podcast yeah i'm i'm sorry for anybody that's consuming food uh that'd be if you had to eat my toenail it's only one i got nine good ones. Just thought I'd throw that out there. I had another thing about,

oh, how do you power your brain off at night to sleep? That's hard, now that's hard. I have a trick. I swear to God, and this is- What's your trick, Mr. Nightmare Oprah boy? He's like, I have a trick. You look up the Riddler, you solve one, and then when you go to sleep, you're in Arkham.

What'd he say in the Batman? He was like, a rock-a-naga? What? What? to sleep you're in arkham what did he say in the batman he was like a rockinaga what a rockinaga it was in spanish remember he was like a rock a abracadabra something on the paper no no it's spanish yeah you just went from like you just went from latin culture to voldemort like what are you what is it it was a rocka raga or a vodka opera like what are you you haven't seen batman yes i've seen batman yeah because y'all have his word abracadabra he had it

on the paper was with the cat he had the paper with the cat with the riddler gave him a note and he said a ragadaga or something help me i don't remember that part you saw you saw a bootleg like you saw a back alley arkham knight version of that movie it was the climax of the film the climax yes the climax of the film whenever i remember it was the detective it was batman and it was the penguin. And they pushed him on the wall. And they were like, what'd they do? They pushed him onto the wall. And they were like, a rock-a-daga.

What does it mean? And he was like, you don't know Spanish. Oh, yes, thank you. I do remember that note. Thank you. I do remember that note. You're welcome. So what was it?

That kind of hurt. Arrivederci or something. You're going from like different languages to different worlds to different fantasies. Yeah, you're speaking the Fibonacci sequence. I could water a small village with the amount of water that's in my butt right now. You need help. I'm not going to lie. We saw all of your comments saying that he needs to get a specific procedure for your sweat.

The Botox. No, no, no. I'm not procedure for your sweat. The Botox. No, no, no. I'm not doing it. No, not Botox. There's another one. I don't want procedures. Well, I don't want swamp ass and sweat that originates at your armpit goes down to your belt line.

Whenever I get up every episode after this, you can see my butt cheeks. They're cute. They're like right on the couch. It's like my little muffin butt. My're like right on the couch. It's like a little, my little muffin butt. My little muffin butt on the couch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If someone, yeah, Peyton's little muffin butt on the couch.

If someone were to hear that, all of our audio listeners, I pray to God that they at least for half a second thought that was me speaking to Ruby. Because that's the only time that that statement, out of a man of our stature, is allowed to be said. It's like the Hollywood... You just referred to your ass as a breakfast pastry

and then proceeded to speak to it in canine vocals. Oh, it's a little... He's got a cute little muffin muscle butt. Oh, now it's a muffin muscle muscle it's like a small steed a small steed that horse mask is still giving you hallucinations but my butt is like so like stop stop doing this like you grab your own cheeks oh what i said because i appreciate my buttocks. That's bad. Thank you, Ashley. I touched my butt.

Okay, but look, no, for real. Whenever I sit, get up, whenever I get off this couch. Okay. Yeah, but most men don't have this little cute little rumpus. So whenever I get up from the seat after every episode, you can see my little butt cheeks right here. And it's like the Hollywood stars when they put their hand on it. And wet cement and brand new cement.

Could you imagine if you, if say later down the line, we get a Hollywood star and they're literally like, all right, go for it. And you literally go. And you're just like. And you stand up. Then I'd be having to bail you out because you'd go to jail. Oh, no. Public indecency.

Yeah. No, I'd ask them to put, you know how UFC fighters, they get the curtain with their way? You're like, I'm going to need that curtain. They're like, what for? You're like, just get the curtain. So my car, we'll give you an update. All right, we're on to the Honda Rolls Royce. Okay.

Your car smells like Inferno when I was listening. You want to start roasted cars, Cam? You want me to tell you what he did? Hey, how much money have you spent on repairs in this last month, this last calendar month? He could have got a new car. He spent so much money repairing his Jeep, and it's still not working. Did you call me for what? Hey, hey matter of fact how'd you get here today hey you can make ronda the honda jokes but a rough ride beats a smooth walk

i don't walk i uber and speaking of ubering i had an uber ride from hell it was the worst and it was after i hung out with y'all it's worse than our la one oh my god no that one was just scared for the life this one was like i feel gross i had to bathe afterwards epsom salt bath oh i got in there you ever smelled like a labrador's poop yeah so you ever like it's like it was like they had a kennel of labradors that they just used the back of this car to poop in and then they got out and it just fermented in there it's it smelled like that oh dude that actually i like felt something come up it was disgusting oh no you can't say that it's the worst smelling group oh as soon as i go and i go oh god i couldn't hide it normally like to be decent you're like nice and you're just like yeah that's the location.

It was a 45 minute Uber, so I couldn't like just bear through it. I had to put a little muzzle over this little cute little snout. You're like turning yourself into a little house animal, a little house pet. Remember when in the dorm room, whenever I'd come home, you'd be like, pay it up and I would jump into your heart

take it back take it back i said payda and you jumped into my arms are you a lunatic and then i'd snuggle my little head right in your little neck, crap, it's right there in the navel. You need help. You need help. Everyone, do not pay attention to what he's saying. No, no, no. This is absolutely why. No, no, no.

First off, do you think I would catch another man my own size and just be like, ugh, how was your night? That'd be the biggest back rub there's ever. I'm like, how's your night? You long torso. I'd literally have to scratch your back like this. Hey buddy. How was your night out?

You know you say, come to Papa Peta, and then you go like that and I- Come to Papa Peta. And I'd give you this. Oh, if I give you flashbacks? That never happened. That never happened. You give me a little bottle of milk, huh? Cancel it.

You don't remember doing that? You never tucked me in? Okay, this is dead ass. I tucked you in. Thank you. Okay, I used to tuck me in at night. I tucked you in. Okay, you said I used to tuck you in like it was a habitual thing.

I did it one time because you weren't feeling good. You did it for celebrations. For celebra- Ooh, we won against you-know-who! You said, let me see that report card. All A's. Mm-hmm. Get in there. First off, that's how you know it's a damn lie because you've never had all A's. Let me see that report card. Mm, three F's. That's better. Oh, tuck you in it's a damn lie, because you've never had all A's. Let me see that book card.

Three F's, that's better. Tuck you in there, buddy. Oh, D's get degrees. You said, hey, can I brush your teeth for you? Oh, brush your teeth? I tucked him in once because he was sick, and he was like, oh, thanks, bro. And I literally said, it was just like a nurturing moment came out. He was like my son, you know, your son's son.

So, you're a little boy, you know your son son so you're a little boy you're you're you're a little bro your son son so i threw the blanket over and i was like hey you'll be good you'll get back in the morning yeah you tucked it in my thighs tucked it okay you didn't you didn't tuck the covers of my thighs oh just the upper body between your legs and tuck them in your thigh no no you're right here and i went like this. Uh-huh. Yeah, stop that. You're a freak. Get bigger. You're so small.

Who sits like that? You literally went like this. You went, uh-huh. It's like that game. You're trying to fit through the little cutouts. You're like, uh-huh. And then you're just randomly like, uh-huh. Like, what the hell is wrong with you?

Sit like a man! Who's next one? Sorry, my name's not Cam. I don't have big hips to take up all this radius. Thank you. I went to school. Radius is not the right word. Yes, it is. Are you?

Radius goes this way. Yep. Mm-hmm. And the circumference is half of it. It's literally opposite. The radius is half. I'm disliked. The circumference is the total.

Radius is the full parameters of the boundaries. Are y'all all stupid? Circle. Circle. No, it's not. Radius is the full. Yes, that's half. No, no, no.

Yeah, radius is half. Radius is half. The circumference is all of it. Yeah. Ooh, my name's Cam. Yes, that's half. No, no, no. Yeah, radius is half. Radius is half. The circumference is all of it. Ooh, my name's Cam. Yes, it is. I got a bachelor's degree in everything. Know all because I'm Cam. No one can tell me shit about nothing.

I'm smart. Ooh, big brain, big head, big hips, big toe. Damn it. You do think you know everything. You think you know it. I damn sure know that radius is half the circle. Look at him. Look it up!

Look at Akrie. Look it up. Look at you guys, like, ooh, oh! This is the worst thing ever, when you physically know you are right, and they're calling you stupid when you know you're right. No one called you stupid somebody look up radius

So half from the middle watch out guys cam's gonna hit somebody Hey, it's weird. It's almost like that's what I said Sorry, don't hit me or look at your wrist like that's what I said anyway the override so she was in the choose using directions and I didn't know you could do this. Dude, yeah, I'm wet. So I didn't know. I am wet. I'm perspirating. That's cool. I'll give you that one. Take a little whiff.

Call me paid. No. First off, and that word that you said? Wild. Uber ride. Alright, don't ever climb me again you're shaking oh my god your ass was like oh you were shaking holding on for dear life terrified okay anyway shit the uber. So she had her maps up.

I didn't know you could do this. But she changed the voice on the thing to her voice. Oh, no. She was giving the directions. That's creepy as hell. Because she talked to me, hey, are you paying this for the Uber? I was like, yeah. And so I knew the voice. And then as soon as she put on the maps, she said, okay, Cynthia, time to go.

I said, hold on. And then she's like, make a right turn on Live Oak. I said me first off that's just weird yeah it's strange i wouldn't want to hear myself give myself directions she doesn't like other people telling her what to do i guess i respect it and so in in uh in the uber normally they have like radio playing right like they got like smooth little tunes she was i could tell she would give me earthy vibes. Yeah, like granola. She has tapestries in her room and a lot of plants and essential oils. She drinks kombuchas and makes potions.

Yeah. But in the... Her acceptance letter from Hogwarts that came in two months prior. Exactly, yeah. And so over the ox, was playing um like meditation music oh no with a lot of chimes no but the chimes weren't in rhythm it was like bing bing bing and i was like oh shit and it was like like it was like a waterfall too it was insane she was trying to unlock your little chakras and In their opinion, she was like, I know you sweat back there, boy.

Don't ever. Don't ever do that. Do it again. She was like, I know you sweat back there, little boy. Boy, them hips be moving. Boy, I tell you what. I know you're sweaty. Yeah, that was bad.

That was bad. She asked me if I wanted Q-tips, too. One of them was a little dirty. I'd be like, hey, excuse me, Cynthia. I would literally say, hey hey excuse me cynthia i know i literally say hey excuse me cynthia all i want is to get home and if you can't do that i'll get out as soon as we left she went down the wrong way on a one way went head on with the car she goes oops i'll try to get you there alive first thing she said to me oh you know what man no worries no bother i'm getting out i'll just walk the toll road yeah i'm getting i'll get there tomorrow i think it's uh i think

it's time cam i think it is time foot hug foot you you're deranged. The fact that I heard that sizzle the whole time it was in your hands. Get the mic out of your sweaty ass pit. Go wash your hands right now. I'm not talking, swallow the rest of the drink. Do not touch me. Please do not touch me with that. It's so, do not touch me with that.

Stop. Why would you, you're dripping, you're drooling it. You need help. Not on the 400-ounce jeans. Just get this a little closer. It's a little team bonding here. It's a little wet. Sorry. It's time for people's favorites. Sorry. it's time for people's favorites it's all over my armrest it's all over my hand if you would have collected it what the hell is wrong with you that's that's

like how I say thank you you know how I say thank you pop culture hey nope nope nope nope nope nope I wasn't ready i'm so sorry but it is time for people's favorite segment you know what segment is pop culture pain in camp pop culture pain in camp we we are simply talking about one one thing topic nothing else if you have not went and watched love is blind season four oh my god from these creatures from seattle you have to watch this season basically love is blind i'll give you a quick 20 second wrap oh my god this is the cheese touch i went to just stroke the armrest as i normally do it was so wet yeah, it's disgusting

Yeah, basically love is my mouth is sticky shut up. Love is blind to wrap it up in 20 seconds It's a dating reality show to test if love is blind people go in have these dates through pods Where they cannot see each other it's like 12 guys 12 girls They physically can't see each other and within I think a week week and a half time they end up proposing to each other There's five Couples that make it through then they finally get proposing to each other. There's five couples that make it through. Then they finally get to see each other. They go to Mexico, all that stuff. Okay, boom.

Seasons one, two, three, they're all good. Season four, this season, off the top, one word to describe this season. Insane. I'm going to go cringe. I physically got a cramp in my calf muscle from literally watching it in the bed with Olivia. And I went, oh, oh, because I was cringing so hard. And I went, oh, and I had a cramp. No, I think there should be a rule on these.

If it's not a singing show, you don't sing. Oh, my God, it's not American Idol. It is not American Idol. There's so many damn people that wanted to be musicians on this. Do that on any other season. No other season. No other season. No other season. I guess everyone in Seattle just walks around and they're just like,

it's the perfect thing. And the fact that the other people Okay, the fact that the other people that are receiving the song aren't cringed out. One of the girls She was laying like this. She started crying. She got moved

to tears. I would have been on the other side like this. Like, hey, stop. She finishes. I'm like, thanks, Mariah Carey. So, what's your credit score? I'm just kidding. If I choose you, can we buy a house comfortably? But no. So basically, they test

each other out and they end up going, but this season, we're not going to spoil it for you, but there's several individuals that just, just please, please take an hour out of your day after this hour, watch an episode a day of Love is Blind season. I swear on everything, you're probably not going to want to even turn it off right when you start it. Like that's, it's so, it's, it's, it's like a car wreck. Honestly.

There's a character on, let me say the character, cause I i don't want to be like i don't know him as a person he might be great uh there's a character on this season he doesn't blink for six and a half episodes he literally goes like he doesn't he's like yeah i like you too she's like she the girl physically said to him physically said to him you need to blink It's creeping me out. He went you're creeping me out Now I guess I'll tear your motives on that show I don't know it's like I don't know if you're trying to marry her eat her like this is like are you? Dahmer what's no that you're you'll I mean again

We don't know them at all on a personal level outside of what we get to see on TV. But, I mean, y'all got to watch it. It's unbelievable. Favorite character and least favorite character? Favorite character, I'm going to go huge fan of Brett. Huge fan of Brett. Big black dude, yeah, yeah. Huge fan of Brett.

He's great. I like him. He's just a solid, solid ass guy. Like, he's a grown man. Like, everyone else is like, they're getting caught up in, oh, I picked this girl. But then as soon as I saw this one, I'm oh i should have went there and then brett was like i knew who i wanted i picked who i wanted i got who i wanted i'm staying down yeah solid man i like bad times he was he got upset about it and he was like i saw that big of a deal like he was

like mature like i like brett a lot i like paul i like paul too which one is he is he the scientist yes he's a cool dude i like paul he He reminds me of... Like Paul gives me vibes... Is someone here? What was that? Is somebody here? He gives me like Clark Kent vibes. Prepare your katanas. He gives me Clark Kent vibes.

Like he's a super-brain. Yeah, like he's super smart. He's cool though. Like I feel like Paul is just a good guy too. Those are my two favorites. Least favorite? Least favorite bro? Be careful Cam.

Don't say it. Least favorite by far is arena iriana arena whatever her name yeah micah and her mic mic mic okay you're not far enough i'm not far enough micah is levels above this girl like this girl is low i do not like her based off the show super based off the show super superficial. Yes, like she's she's just your typical like I Don't know I don't know I don't want to like categorize anybody say anything too much. You don't spoil it for you Just go watch the show. It's hilarious. First off. It's hilarious. Like it's not meant to be funny You will cry laughing at some parts. You will physically catch craft calf cramps. Oh, that was a hard one

That's a hard word for Ooh, that was a hard one. That's a hard word for Elmo. That's a hard word for Elmo. You will physically catch calf cramps. I miss when you used to give me a massage. From how hard, shut up. From how hard you cringe. Like, it's bad, bro. Like, it's crazy.

And so, but when you go, this isn't spoilers, because you know, you're in Mexico. What? They're leaving. Episode five. You're in Mexico, right? They're leaving Mexico. Okay, so yeah.

So when... We haven't seen anything in Seattle. So they... Super quick. When they propose, they go to Mexico for a week. They enjoy this amazing paradise. All the couples get to see each other. But then they have to go back to their hometown and live with each other for three weeks meet the parents meet the parents

meet the friends family that's when it gets really tested and they all live in seattle do you believe that you are who you hang around yes okay and you could tell when michael was in the pods with girl we don't like liz what's her name irene irene irena irena and you could tell she started going down to her level right she did when you meet micah's friends at hometown same exact way like they're just like evil i wouldn't say that well not evil but they just don't give me good vibes yeah yeah so i'm just like damn but i love i love uh reality shows you know what i also do you know what you try y'all tried to get me to do is go on that show not that show no actually we are we are actively it was love island love island producers reached out to payton like full of that story huh i haven't publicly spoken about

that i'll give you a quick rundown love island was drooling over peyton like they wanted him on the show completely he went through the interview process everything they told him what little clothes to buy to do his interview every like they really wanted him on the show yeah and after like him talking with us and his family and whatnot he was like man i can't i just don't want to step away from the pod for that long it just wouldn't be it doesn't match me and like love island is way more like raunchy like risque in the first episode of what they do on love island one of the challenges like hey you have to lick whipped cream off this girl's chest. Can you imagine me doing that to a stranger? I don't know.

No. You'd literally be like this. You're like, hey have you bathed? My mouth is a sensitive area to me. Other guys are just like... So they're in the interview process for Love Island. Oh god it's crazy I'm talking about this publicly. Next time just cough on me. Sorry. Yeah, it's just the windows, though. We look, there's a guy. During the Love Island process, so the first interview, like, she FaceTimed me, the producer from Love Island, and she was like, take your shirt off. I said, huh?

Like, she asked my name. She's like, take your shirt off. I said, all right. So I got half naked in front of this stranger I don't know and she goes oh yeah nice she goes she goes give me a little turn I'm really ruining the I'll never be on this show again uh or any of the shows she casts but uh she was like give me a little twirl I actually had to turn around she goes oh you got a nice ass and I was like I've been told and she was like I like you I like you and then so we skipped a

bunch of the process because it's like a long process to get on the show and so I ended up going in front of the executives at Peacock I think and um it was supposed to be a 30 minute it was like three and a half hours yeah and we like it was so many levels to this and they asked the most I can talk about it more on Patreon because a little too raunchy on here but the most invasive like nasty raunchy questions and then they were trying to hate to break it to you reality tv is it's real but not really they build storylines and characters and like oh this would be your character you'd be like the the shy nerdy jock but that was how to get girls i was like okay i'd literally go no i'm gonna go on the show and be cameron michael king you can accept it or not and she goes I heard you like High School Musical and I was like I do and she goes

What's your favorite song and I said at the time it was working out from a High School Musical 2 in the kitchen You remember that scene? And so We she pulled up the music video and she was, you have any pots and pans in your house? And in the music video, they have pots and pans, and they're banging on it as instruments. She goes, go grab some pots and pans. I'm like, hey, I'm done. I jammed out to it.

And so, yeah. But that shows way more. And then they tried to get me on, oh, this really no one knows. They tried to get me on Million Dollar Island right after I said no to Love Island. They tried to get me on Million Dollar Island which is basically Survivor. And they're like, Oh hell no.

You're not a swimmer. You'll be the first one out. No. They're like, all right, have a great day. They're like, well we don't film for another two months, could you learn? I said, no. Yeah.

The Bachelor. The Bachelor. We want to get him on either The Bachelorette, he can't be a Bachelor off of it. I couldn't be The Bachelor. He'd have to get on The Bachelorette, be a fan get him on either The Bachelorette. He can't be a Bachelor off of Rhett. He can't be The Bachelor. He'd have to get on The Bachelorette, be a fan favorite, and then everyone would be like, let him be The Bachelor, let him be The Bachelor. So we're trying to get him on The Bachelorette or Love is Blind.

But I don't think he would do good in Love is Blind. I think he would, he would, no, he would deeply connect with someone, but like, Just be the appearance. No, not like he's superficial and like, and shallow. I'm saying he would be, like, Love is blind is just not his cup of tea. Like, he's great emotional level and all that stuff, but I just don't see him on that thing. Like, I just don't.

But the thing is, I have too many trust issues to even go on Bad Tricks. I'm not going to sit there and, like, fight 20 other dudes over this one girl. Bro, I will not either. And first off, I would never go on the show because that's completely against who I am. She's just like, oh, but I like Conor. I'd be like, go get Conor. And first off, I would never go on the show because that's completely against who I am. She's like, oh, but I like Connor. I'd be like, go get Connor. I like Gabe and Denver as well. Like, show me that you want me more than them.

And I would literally be like, I don't. Bye. I would literally be like, you know what? I don't know why I'm here. See you, Sabrina. And that would literally be the end of my show. I would look at the camera like this. And they'd be like, do you have any,

like when you, when they get in the Tahoe's and they drive off and like, everyone's crying and stuff. I literally be like, Hey, is there a flight going to be delayed? Let's go guy. Like I gotta get back.

That's another thing. I don't want to be insensitive, but how the hell are these people crying over somebody they met 36 hours ago? I know, but no, but people like are genuinely crying. But here's the thing though. Here's the thing.

This is the thing we won't get. When that, another reason I don't think you do good on love is, uh, I know but no but people like genuinely cry, but here's the thing though here's the thing we won't get when that Another reason I don't think you do good on love is love is blind is because most of those people have like failed relationship after failed Relationship at the field you've had like two failed relationships, okay? You've had a lot of first dates and then never went to second So you had first second and thirds that never went to fourth but like true relationships. You've had like two failed ones Okay, and it's not even like i'm not gonna get here i'm not gonna get but i feel like these other people have had multiple multiple layers of failure and it's yeah it's like a ditch not a last i'm getting close but they want they want to try something completely new like you could still live regular life and

find a good woman yeah like these people do like like dude the world's evil it sucks let's go for a different route. Like, I would never do this in my normal life, but my normal life has not led me. They just want to build careers. Or they just want to get a free branding out of it. It's okay. But that's it for this week.

Did you know, hold on, last thing. Marshall from Love is Blind, season four, and Justin from The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise, they're cousins. I don't know them. I'd have to see pictures. Justin's a light-skinned guy that... I don't're cousins. I don't know them. I'd have to see pictures. Justin's a light-skinned guy. I don't watch Bachelor.

I haven't watched it since Hannah's season. I told him to watch it. Yeah, they're cousins. That's it. We have a song of pop culture, pain and camp. Pop culture, pain and camp. You should know podcasts. Dude, one thing I, like, my favorite thing to do is I'm driving on road trips and I'm like.

Which you suck at, by the way. You suck at driving. Are you nuts? Oh! Am I nuts? I suck at driving. You are horrible at driving. Cameron Michael Kennedy.

Peyton Stephen Harden. Stephen. Stephen. Whatever. Look at your arm. It's Stephen. It's not Stephen. What's on my arm?

Anyway! Ooh, you shouldn't jump like that! You suck at driving! Are you kidding me? Cam, are you nuts? You're a 07 Honda Pilot, you got a Freddie Flintstone that thing down the runway. Are you nuts, Cam?

Okay, I don't care if my car has 300,000 miles on it. This man, we're parking at Target. He literally is backing up. He hits the city titty at Target. What is a city titty? A city titty. Cam, what is that? The thing on the ground in the parking spot. The big red ball? No, not the big red ball. The piece of concrete at the bottom of parking spot. Oh, a curb. It's not the big red ball. The piece of concrete at the bottom of parking spot. Oh, a curb. It's not a curb. It's a city titty. Well, no one ever said that in the history of mankind has ever called it that dirty mind. Yeah, well, no one ever in a Jeep that's very lifted off the ground has bumped and hit one either. So what's your point? Kim. Oh, Merriam-Webster strikes again. Oh, your carology 101. Kim, you would think that you have one eye

closed every time you drive. You've never drove straight for more than 30 seconds. You have to swerve. You can't drive in a straight line. All right, Dale Earnhardt Jr., you have a Jeep, which is already rough, and you literally go 95 down the highway, and it feels like we're in the damn Millennium Falcon, going light speed, rattling, and shaking and stuff. I have physically had bruises on my knees from the amount of times I hit your door. Kim, every time I'm in the backseat of your car, you can ask me.

No, no, no, no. Every time I'm in the backseat of your car and you're taking a turn, I have to put the two finger safety on the back of the seat. Because you don't know how to turn properly. You can't do it. Yes, I do.

I thought you were talking about how my seat cover pops off. Oh, my God. You have a secret compartment for narcotics in your car. That's a bad car. That's not a bad drive. You could be a mule. And you could go to jail for the way you drive. You suck at driving.

Cam, who's been to more accidentes? How many accidents have I been in? I just, just okay maybe one oh yeah maybe one time when we were leaving a restaurant i just backed into a car yeah you literally backed into a truck you went okay can it i hit one girl i hit you you want to kill me no no no no no no no no no no no no no i hit a woman in her car. And it was so awkward, man.

I literally was driving. It was a red light. She's already stopped. And I swear to God, me and Sandra were in the car. And we're just sitting there talking. And I was like, my car was going about a mile an hour. Like, I literally was stopping. And I just never came to a complete stop.

I literally was just going like this. And I just went. And I was like, did I just hit her? And she literally goes, and I was like, oh God, I hit her car. That's a one time thing. Cam dearest. You don't think I'm a better driver than you. Cam dearest. Cameron, we could literally take a poll right now. Everyone would say they'd rather ride in a car with me. Your wife is yelling at you every time you drive. Is it on accidente? No, it's because you can't drive. I think he's afraid to drive.

Thank you. Cameron falls asleep when you drive. You do fall asleep when you drive. You got narcolepsy. No, that's one thing. It's like I'm a car narcoleptic. That's why I don't... It's gotta...

No, let me tell you this. I'm not gonna lie. It has to run in my veins. I told my mom one day about it. She was like, yeah, oh, I did that and your grandpa. I was like, what the hell does that mean? No, Cam, whenever we're driving long road trips cam will be driving if it's quiet for a while you'll just see him like this i i literally get so comfy behind the wheel that's horrible it's honestly terrifying but i i get so comfy behind my wheel i'll hold the wheel at the bottom

just like this i'll hold the wheel just like that at the bottom i'll hold the wheel at the bottom like that and i literally my other hands are here and i'm just like that at the bottom i'll hold the wheel at the bottom like that and i look at my other hands right here and i'm just like this it's bad and then i think turning the ac on will help make it cold to stay awake then i just get super my heart rate's like 33 no you know what else you do that makes you a bad driver it just makes you an unsafe drivers when you pump gas you leave your car on no i don't you're trying to bomb you're trying to blow the establishment i did that one time because we were in a rush and then you were like you want to see a funny joke car was running pumping gas you started hitting the hitting the gas he's lying and cam goes funny

joke right funny joke funny joke what am i a pyromaniac? I'm like, ooh, fire. No. Okay, regardless of all that, if I got in a wreck, my car would just be mangled. If we got in a wreck in your car, I'd have a blade stuck through my neck, a random ass boot would hit me in the head, a turkey sandwich would fly in my mouth, a cape would go over my skull, there'd be a random ass computer in the back that slaps the back of my head. A table would just form out of all the crap in your car. Sorry that you don't have space for utensils and fun in your car. Ooh, sorry that it looks like a hobo's been living in the back of your Jeep for two weeks. Sorry you have a Honda Pilot and you got a Rolls Royce ceiling.

Sorry that you have a Jeep that has a whole wardrobe in the back. Chronicles of Narnia. You have a little thing back there you just jump through and go to a different portal. You're a bad driver. You suck at driving. You're a bad driver. I'm better than you. Are you nuts?

I bet. What did you get on your driver's license test? I failed three times. It doesn't matter. He failed three times. I got a 98 first try. No, it was before I even got on the road. Don't care.

It was the paper one. Don't care. That was before I got on the road. You, what the hell did you just say? I failed the paper quiz three times. I cried every time. You failed. You, what the hell did you just say? I failed the paper quiz three times. I cried every time. You failed? Okay, let it be known.

Attention, what are they saying? Oh, just because you studied extra longer, big brain Jimmy Neutron, idiot, crazy, stupid, idiot, dude, freak. That's it. Y'all all suck. Oh, here he goes. Here he goes. Here he goes.

I literally, there's no studying required. Kiss his feet. It says, what do you do when there's a yellow sign that says yield? Kiss his feet. What's going on back there? You yield. What's going on? What's going on back there?

What's going on back there? How does she feel? It was self-taught. So I just didn't do shit. I didn't pay attention. And so when I went to the DMV to take my shit. I didn't pay attention. It's dumb. I went to the DMV to take my test. I didn't know how far back this was or what this sign meant.

So I fell. I literally went to the class, didn't study, took the test, passed it, went straight to the day I turned 15, got my permit. The day I turned 16, got my license. There he goes. The cam's better than everybody. Smarter than everybody. And my dad's a fantastic driver.

Mom, Lisa, you're... She likes to think. She goes, I've never been in an accident. That's like, I'm a fantastic driver. Mom, Lisa, you're... She likes to think... She goes, I've never been in an accident. That's like, I'm a fantastic fighter. I've never lost a fight. You've never been in a fight, Mom. She's like, I've never been the cause of an accident. Dude, driving with her...

Oh, my dad. Oh, my God. My mom and my dad will be sitting there, and my mom will literally... It has to be like Moses clears the highway for her or clears the road for her to turn out and she's just like oh and my dad's sitting there go go and she goes mike enough i don't need that from you that's just like he goes just drive the damn car

i love your parents oh i love you no but it's hilarious when my dad was teaching me how to drive bro dad gets so frustrated with you oh my god he's like hey stop i literally i i would have went with my dad 10 times over before my mom because it was like opposite really my dad would like kind of let me fail and then like if he had to whip the wheel back or be like see if this was real life you would have just hit a car right there or if we weren't in an empty parking lot you would have backed into that thing this is how you parallel park look here my mom's just like oh go dear heavens oh christ she's like cameron okay i'm like i'm done i literally was like i'm going back to the house i'm done you just you just sparked the hell was that you just sparked another debate in my brain

honest to god put all the podcast jokes aside real life right cam i'm gonna need you to be honest with me and don't you i don't want to hear a word from behind the camera i don't want to hear a single peep back there cam honest to god be honest with me look at me with those beautiful beautiful muffin little eyes look at me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, look at me. Can't look at me Notice me The two eternal juggernauts would come down and battle right my city Notice me he's like, you know, it's kind of cool Devastated sweatiness.

All right, go. Honest to God. I will give you, matter of fact, shake my hand. Shake my hand, no, just shake my hand first. I'm talking, shake my hand. I'm giving you the honest, my God, he hasn't washed his hands. Oh my God, I do have the cheese touch now, that's sick.

I'm gonna give you honest answer, 100%. Even if I'm in the wrong of your debate. Why are you having a power struggle when we shake hands? Go, I don't. You're like, like, come here. Come here, payda. Come here, payda. Okay, go.

Honest. All right. All right. All right. All right. Honest to God, Cam. Yes. Who's a cleaner person, me or you? Who's a cleaner person?

Yes. Cam. Honestly. I'm going to give you an honest answer. I'm going to give you an honest answer. Oh, my God. Honest answer. Oh, my God, Cam.

This is, here we go. Oh, my God. In all aspects of life my God, Cam. This is, here we go. Oh my God. In all aspects of life, or what are you talking about cleanly? It's just all aspects of life. Who's the cleaner person, me or you? All aspects of life? Who's the cleaner person, me or you? Me.

All aspects. Cameron! Cam! Cam! Look, no, listen, let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk and then you can remove. Go ahead.

If he would have said, strictly based off of like sweat and whatnot, I've been known, I'll go to the gym, I come back, I'm drenched in sweat, I need to get in the shower immediately, I'll literally lay on my carpet, be on my phone, drink my protein, all that before I shower. That's gross, right? He will shower immediately. He's cleaner in that aspect. That's why I asked.

Specifically why I asked. I'm about to get on your ass. This is why I asked. Specifically why I asked. I'm about to get on your ass. This is why I asked. I'm about to get on your ass. Okay? Because, first off, you're the one that's gone three weeks without bathing,

not me. But that is one... It was a sad time! That was a test trial, yes. But the reason I say all aspects of life, my room will forever be cleaner than yours.

Cam! Cam, are you nuts? Cam! You can... You have another room. You will always be cleaner. My car will always be cleaner. Cam! You have a dirty- You have a- My room will always be cleaner. My car will always be cleaner. Cam!

You have a dirty toenail blade on your counter, Cam. Toe fungus on a blade in your room, Cam. Payton, Payton. We were in your apartment last week and your luggage from Los Angeles was still out. But was it neatly put up in there? No. It was a suitcase sitting in the middle of your living room with dirty clothes on it. Cam, you are a dirtier person

than me. Cam. What? What? That's because I have so many responsibilities. You want to put stuff in there? Your stuff wasn't in my car because you used it. Oh. Cam, you're not. what's in my car?

In the back of my car right now is brake fluid, antifreeze, oil. Kim, you piss me off bro. I got a super under, you're pissing me off. Kim, you lay. My car, my car, always cleaner. You lay in your bed with outside clothes on. You say environment is on my person,

I'm laying down in my bed now. That is the dirtiest thing a human could do. You have ecosystem on your body, now it's where you slumber. Listen, I'm laying down in my bed now. That is the dirtiest thing a human could do. You have ecosystem on your body. Now it's where you slumber. Kim, that's very dirty. Kim, do you do that? Yes or no? Yeah.

Dirty. That's one thing. That's the dirtiest thing you could do. That's why I said. Okay, great. You got outside clothing. You have a skillet. You have a skillet of two-week-old ground beef in your fridge.

Oh, my God. That came out. And you want to talk about dirty. Cam, that shit's going to grow hands and start crawling out. Cam. And it's going to fight back. Cam, yes or no, do you have an infected toe? Just say yes or no.

Yes. Yes or no, do you pick it with a blade? Yes. Yes or no, is that blade right by your bed? No. Yes. Yes, it is. No, it's not.

It's not. It's on my dresser. It's on my dresser. It's not on my nightstand. Close to your bed. I mean, it's not it's not it's on my dresser it's on my dresser it's not close to your bed i mean relatively so you have ecosystem body on clean bed next to dirty toenail blade yes dirty cam yes or no did you go 21 days without bathing your body maybe no oh oh oh we talk about power we talk about power right i said yes to all those yes or no did you go 21 days without bathing yes yes or no was it over a month that we were in Los Angeles? We have now been back for over a month.

You have not put that stuff up. Can I say it again? We have been out of Los Angeles for over a month. Yes. You still have not put that stuff up. So? We're going to LA again. Yes or no?

Yes or no? Yes, because we're going to LA again. Okay, I'm an efficient person. I'm going to keep going. I'm an efficient person. Yes or no, is your car disgusting? Yes. Yes or no, is there two-week-old ground beef in a skillet with a spatula,

no covering, in your fridge right now? Yes or no, did you open a two-and-a-half pound of ground beef, use half of it, put the other half in a freezer, not in a container, not covered? What are we talking about? Yes or no, is there more diet coke in your body than there is water i mean it so so look bring it in it all comes down to your your turn that's why i said are we doing all aspects if you would have said just body just bodily cleanliness and when you're on your p's and q's you have me yes or no you're very attention oriented yes or no like that did when you pooed your pants and you need new underwear you took

the underwear off my body and put it on yours yes or no did that happen no that i shit myself took your underwear off your body and put it on me no you said a little cozy warm you said good fit yes or no did you have an erosion of crumbs in your bed when we were in Juco? Cam, yes or no, yes or no, did you fill up your gallon, your gallon water jug with tap water from Oklahoma in a bathtub? Oh God. Yes. Oh no. Oh no. But that just makes me efficient. Yes or no. Yes or no. Are you on the verge of getting a yeast infection from your underwear? I have tight panties. So it boils down to y'all. Cleanliness is I guess it's a very subjective thing. Very subjective because if you take in all aspects of life, it's me hands down.

Just body and sweat and dirt and grime and laying with my ecosystem in my bed sure I'll give it to him gladly But cam I have a surprise for you for a hundred thousand subscribers, I went and got you a gift Oh god alive so key scooch a little bit. I want to hand it to you like dead ass No, no, I know no no no no no no it's a gift No, you got to trust me like no bullshit. You trust me like I'm looking at you It's anything hot bro. We have to box and it's going straight to patreon. Just put your hands out It's anything waiting your anything if anything if it's anything that has afield level, we're fighting. I promise you it's not. They're going to record it. They're going to record it.

Yes. And we're fighting. Okay. I promise you. Look at me. I'm dead ass. Look at me. I'm dead ass.

It's a gift. All right. Open your hands. Oh my God. If it's anything. Cam, it's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not the heartbeat. It's not. It's nothing. It's me. No, it's me. All right. Am I closing my eyes? Yes.

I'm really starting to sweat. I hate this. It's for 100,000. Close your eyes for real, Cam. Don't ruin it. Hold on. All right. Ready? One, two, three. Happy 100,000. Close your eyes for real, Cam. Don't ruin it. Hold on. Alright, ready? One, two, three.

Happy 100,000 subscribers. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I see it. I see it. I see it. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I see it. Oh my God. Oh my god. Dude, my nipples are hard. I don't know how that correlates. My nipples are hard. Oh my god.

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