You Should Know Podcast - CUTTING OFF EACH OTHERS HAIR! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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The You Should Know Podcast. We got Koos, Cam! Back in the studio! Back in the studio! Cam, that's my baby daddy. That's my baby daddy. Oh, baby daddy. You are a baby father.

I'm a father to a baby. You are. Good morning. Could have been us. It is us. What could have been? Well, yep. Starting a little controversial here, aren't we?

It's a great, it's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day. From the waist down. Beautiful day. From the waist down, you're dressed like a summer counselor. So let's put that out there. That is true. From the waist up, you are dressed like a fashion run model runway model. Nice. English is hard.

Syntax and diction. I've never been good with the drip. That's your thing. That's your thing. Are you going to say something about? Daddy P has his braids, ladies and gentlemen. Daddy P has the braids. Feel him.

Oh, feel yourself. Oh, you're going to make me have to act. You're going to make me act up, dog. You're going to make me act up. I did get my braids. You did. I did. They look gorgeous every single time.

Okay, let's just break this down. Break me down. Getting him, I'll break it back. Getting him to get braids is equivalent to getting me to almost going bald. Like, you fight it for so long. Not true. Not true. Don't. Not true.

It's not the same. Not the same. The same amount that I've been, like, pushing back my haircut. He's been saying he wanted braids since tour. I've had braids before, though. Exactly. I've done it. That's even worse. You've had it. You know you look good exactly i've done it that's even worse you've had it you know you look good you know you look sexy you know you look hot you know you look formidable you know you look eatable you know you look lickable all

of those things and you don't know stop stop stop i had the waistband it's i gotta cut off the heart and go into number four i can't right now i can't teach you i can't walk up there but you've already had the braids. Yes. And it's still like pulling teeth for you to get them. No, it's not. The reason I didn't do it is because unlike you getting the Travis Kelsey that you still need to get. I will be getting soon.

I have to. There's steps that has to happen. My hair has to get long enough. Your hair is always long. It has to get long enough. It takes a long time. I don't know. You thought these were dreadlocks. It takes a long time. I don't know. You thought these were dreadlocks when I first got them,

so I don't know if these are. I just said, where's the corn coming to play? In corn rows, where's the corn coming from? No, yeah, I did get braids finally. I did get braids. And they're sexy. It feels good, you know? It feels good.

This is the first time I've had braids. No, it itches like hell, but that's just. It's natural. Part of the game. You have to take it. You know, you go to the hole, you might get hit. Take your wins with your losses. You know what I mean?

You got to get to the free throw line. I'm saying... I need oil. It... I do need oil. It itches bad. That's the only down part about it. But this is the first time I've had braids with a beard.

And now, I really think... Okay, full beard. Yeah, for sure. At all. That's not true. Tell me more about it. Your turn. No, your turn. Go ahead. No beard, yeah, for sure. At all. That's not true. Tell me more about it. No, you're trying to talk. Go ahead.

No, tell me about my life. Go ahead, don't tell me. Because your memory is the size of a cashew, and you have had... He has had braids before when he had his 5 o'clock shadow. No, I didn't. Actually, I might be lying. I've never even had a 5 o'clock shadow.

Oh, so you woke up one day, you went to sleep naked on the face, and you woke up grisly like you live in the wilderness. Let's talk about a 5 o'clock shadow. Oh, so you woke up one day, you went to sleep naked on the face, and you woke up grisly like you live in the wilderness. Let's talk about a 5 o'clock shadow, though. Yes. I think you can only have a 5 o'clock shadow after you shave a full beard. I don't think you can naturally just grow a 5 o'clock shadow pre-beard. Like, if you're first time ever having a beard, you can't just,

I'm at 5 o'clock shadow now. That'd be pretty cool. But you can't do it, right? Okay, but no. Yes or no, can you do it? Depends on your definition of a 5 o'clock shadow. What's your definition of a 5 o'clock shadow? 5 o'clock shadow now. That'd be pretty cool. But you can't do it, right? Okay, but no. Yes or no, can you do it? Depends on your definition of five o'clock shadow. What's your definition of five o'clock shadow? Five o'clock shadow?

After like the little stubble around the whole thing? The stubble? Typically after you shave. You can't have stubble if you don't shave. If you grow in stubble before you get full coarse hair, you dumbass. You don't grow in stubble. It'd be a little counterproductive, wouldn't it? Say, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, daddy. There we go. i'm sorry i'm sorry daddy there we go i'm sorry this is my first time having braids with a beard and now i feel like i look great i feel like i i walk around with the confidence about myself that i normally don't have you know what i mean because with my previous hair a little lopsided a little dry in the back dry in the middle really wet on one side it was really bad and i it took a lot and there'd be times when we were recording i'd have to look in this monitor and be like ah it's not good but this put my dewey on i'll wake up take it off put a little oil in my in my hair i feel great but there's a story to go along with these braids now

oh god the day i went to go get my braids it was a very like impromptu will of the moment is that a saying will of the moment will of the i don't know what you're saying will of the moment it sounds official what's this what's the name whim of the moment whim on a whim whim i got it on a whim on a whim jim hoff and so i found this lady on instagram i said oh my god she seems like she's doing all right if i want want to go do this, I have to just book this appointment and do it now. I DM'd her on Instagram and said, Hey, tomorrow you're available. And she goes, yes, sir. And so I go up to the, and she's in this like big industrial suite with like, you go up into this elevator and then there's like a law firm there's the hair salon a barbershop tax

things it's one of those everybody's been in one of those kind of buildings right and then in the middle there's this big waiting room and you don't know where everybody's going because there's 18 different suites and they all have very very different purpose sessions i walk in there it's me and cj i walk into this lobby there's's like an 89-year-old white man. I didn't speak to him. I didn't even look at him. I was walking in on my phone trying to look at her Instagram to see where the braiding salon was in this establishment,

what suite it was on. For some reason, that man was standing up in the waiting room. He was the only one. Didn't work there. I can tell you that. He didn't work there. i walk in my hair is out right big fro i don't have anything in the room revenge yeah i have nothing in it because i'm just waiting to get it washed for my braids i'm walking in looking on my phone i'm looking around the suites this 89 year old white man goes you looking for the barbershop?

Now, initially, in my heart, I'm like, the f*** did you just say to me? I'm like, I could be getting my taxes done. Then I realized, I am looking for the barbershop. He was right.

Now I realized, I am looking for the far fish. He was right. Now I said, do I get mad at this situation? Because why would you assume that? Oh, man. His assumption was right. It was correct. But that is a dangerous game that man was playing. That's very, very dangerous. And I think you did the mature decision of not getting angry due to his age.

You could have yelled at him loud enough, and he probably would have had a stroke. Like, 89? And so I have to think of what's the best response with this microaggression. Like, what do I say to this man? I go, maybe, I don't know. So that's all I could give. And then the actual secretary of the place goes,

who are you looking for? That's the right thing to say. Who are you looking for? And I show her the say who are you looking for and i showed her the instagram she goes back here it was great i realized how anti-social i am in those environments she was braiding my hair for an hour and a half six words i said to her i said six words to this woman i do not know how to small talk whenever a procedure is getting done on me. You need to practice. How? Bro, we go to the same barber for over a year now.

You over like two or three. And you barely talk to him. You barely speak to him. Because what do we need to talk about, brother? You're here to provide a service on my scalp. That doesn't mean you get to be a mute little freak. But I'm not being rude. If you talk to me, I'll talk to you.

That's semi-rude. How? You're just dead silent. Semi-rude. Okay, is it rude for them not to talk to me then? No, because they have to go off you. Why? I mean, you're home.

But you're the client. They're respecting your wish. Okay, my wish is to shut the hell up. Do you think someone has more fun cutting your hair or mine? Probably mine. You're kidding. Can I fun cutting your hair or mine? Probably mine. You're kidding. Can I expose Brooks right now? You're kidding me.

You're going to expose Brooks? He's talking shit about you? No, about you. No, about me. I meant he's talking shit about me? Yes. That's crazy. Go for it.

He said, what did he say? I was getting my hair cut, and he was like, I don't know how you got brought up. He was talking about you. This is going to hurt my heart. And he was like I don't know how you got brought up he was talking about you and he goes we're talking about talking because he knows I don't talk whenever I get my hair cut and he's like yeah you're totally different from Cam and I say yeah I know

and he goes yeah he can talk and I say yeah it's a great thing about him he can talk and then he goes yeah it's like whenever you know those dead spots in conversations bullshit Brooks bullshit he goes you know those dead spots in conversations? Bullshit, Brooks. Bullshit. He goes, you know those dead spots in conversations where it's okay not to speak? He goes, I feel like Cam feels like he needs to fill those spots. Sometimes I do.

And I said, I don't think that. I think he's just a nice guy, bro. I think he just likes to talk. I don't microanalyze it, Brooks. I'm not like, okay, he's going to stop talking. Next question. I just try to keep the thing going. And we're talking about wholesome stuff, you bastard. We're talking about we're both going to be first-time fathers.

How's your wife? How's the life? And now I'm talking to him. All right, I'm not saying a piece. I'm not going to go on there. I'm going to just sit down. You're in it with the me, yeah. No, but people definitely enjoy providing service to me more than you i think it is i think it depends on the person obviously yeah but i i think there's a large majority of

people that agree with me if you're going to get your nails done your hair done some kind of service done on your body a massage i think it is more respectful to not say a word i don't want a lot of banter going on. I agree. This is work right here. Me and you, we are co-workers right now. I am paying. You are providing.

Yes. We don't need this. If you want to say how you've been doing, what you got coming up, fine. Don't need to talk about the eco-political system of the world. Don't care. Don't need. It's not affecting my brains or your fingers. So shut your mouth.

We're not solving any issues right here, right? I spoke through a 90-minute massage one time. 90-minute massage, and we never stopped talking. Oh, no. We started on, you move from here, how you like in Texas. I shit you not. We ended up on, do you think aliens are real? And I was like, I think I met my fucking match, bro.

I said, she won't shut up dude i'm trying to fall asleep the bed's making me sweat like hell you're really not that great at your massage and now you're talking about conspiracy doesn't she no she's fantastic before her oh before my girl that is that watches this that she's she is top tier okay, I wish we can talk because, I mean, she's fantastic. Okay, okay. Yeah, I think we can all agree no talking during massage. No, that needs, okay. Do not speak.

That needs to be a rule. Rape. Rule. Legislation. That should be absolutely required. You do not say something to me unless you're asking me does that feel good or is this too hot outside of that oh my god dude oh i know i've said before something about being naked in a massage room it it makes me scurry you get naked in a massage room no i go down to my undies but

some okay one time i wore or some panties a little too tight. Nice. And I said, she's going to be able to see my panty line through the blanket. So I just took them off. Wait, you were worried about them seeing your panty line? Yeah. Why? I'm an insecure, weird little man. About a panty line that you can't control? Okay, but it stems from like five years ago.

I was wearing some slacks at a social gathering, and a girl I haven't seen since high school. She says, what is that? And I said, I think it's my pocket. And she goes, no, I said,

Oh, it was my boxers. The same thing, same thing happened to me. I was wearing basketball shorts in high school. And someone was like, Payton, are you wearing a thong?

Are you wearing like tighty whities? Oh, okay. I didn't say mine was a thong. I didn't say mine was a thong. My shit was down here. You sick little. Oh no,

no, no, no. Cause you know, some draws, that has the line on the cheek? And they thought that was the end of the draw. You're wearing adult diapers? No, no, no. You have underwear that goes...

No, look. No, so you know it's... Okay, okay, okay. Why is that bulging? Why was there a bulge, dude? Why was there a... It wasn't? Why was there a bulge? It wasn't. You could see it from the back?

No, it wasn't your manhood. Oh. It was like your ass, but there was like mass there. No, I'm not going to lie. Sometimes. No, no. Sometimes when I wipe, I think I got a hemorrhoid. Let's put that out there.

Liv's got a bamboo ass. Bamboon? Bamboon? Bam bamboo ass? Bamboon? Bamboon? Bamboon? Bamboon? Oh my God. Okay. Okay.

Your braids, wicked situation. You need to speak more in public. You look like a mime and you are a mute, but you look like a beautiful mime.

Is that a biracial joke? My week. I have, okay, every time I go to Oklahoma, there's, I'm getting to the point i can't take it that state sucks needs to there needs to be a cage around the entire not even a

fence a cage because they are animals in oklahoma yeah i wrote down a few things just i'm it'd be different if i'm looking for shit that sucks. I am doing events. And simply in driving, there's things that you shouldn't see that exist in Oklahoma. First of all, you went to Oklahoma for your first baby shower. Congratulations for your first baby shower. Second one is, it actually just happened when you're seeing this. And I didn't go to the first one.

Oh my God. Oh my, get off his case. Liv posted the pictures and literally probably 30% of the comments. Uncle P not there. Uncle P not being there feels like a sin. Uncle P chose UFC New York over the baby shower. Wow. Where's Uncle P at?

And I was like, shut up. And all talked about UFC New York. I got a lot from that. Yeah. Oh my God. So tell me what you saw in Oklahoma. Multiple things I wrote down. Let's start with this.

I drove by a mall and there was church. Excuse me? I'm gonna say that again. I drove by a shopping mall and there was a congregation meeting Sunday morning and I shit you not directly over in the next part it's connected parking lot. Okay. There's a church

and a mall. Right. And then right over to vacant parking lot there was motorcyclists having practice and doing drills payton there was a coach there was a coach with a clipboard and there was pylon cones out there and these people are on motorcycles i'm like what could what are you possibly training for you saw you saw choir practice. Choir? Yes. Were they doing choir practice in the parking lot? No, there was a church connected to a shopping mall.

Wait, how did you see them, though? It was church. Like, the building. There's a Sears. There's a Dillard's. And then there was First Baptist in a shopping mall. Like, oh, their home location was with consumers. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's why i'm like this isn't happening and then right over it's a it is a like a marked

off spot of the parking lot right and i shit you not bro they're doing like drills like like like practice that's actually kind of cool was there was there a ramp that's no but there was cones and one guy was like he would slow down and try to make the curve. There was a guy like this. It was like an AAU team for motorcycles in a parking lot. What was the age? Could you tell if they were older? They were like 60.

I'm like, do they not know how to ride? What's going on? Okay. Another thing, we went to a restaurant. They had a leftover section on the menu. They had a section of their menu that said leftovers no no that's not fda approved left no no what the does that mean that's what what does that mean whenever the bus boys came to clean up the table they put that all in a bucket and they're like we're gonna

reserve that later literally a leftover and apparently those are their specials. I said, are you shitting me? Dude, this state sucks. Wait. Wait. How is that allowed? Don't know. That's why I'm saying I hate Oklahoma. What was the name of this restaurant? We got to call Keith Lee.

No, I don't think we can. I don't think we can. No, we got to call Keith. But it was not. No. Did you see what happened with him? I did see what happened with Keith Lee. Like a worm or something.

Yeah, so apparently Keith Lee posted, like he does these food reviews. Yeah. Goes to these different restaurants. First of all, Keith Lee and his wife are amazing people. We met them at the Streamy Awards. And Keith Lee watches the videos, and I didn't know that. Shout out to you, Keith. He was at this restaurant, and he was recording a video.

He was eating. He posted the video. And the comment said there was something moving on his plate. He was eating raw sushi. Fast forward, apparently somebody went to that restaurant the next day, got sick, put in the hospital. Oh, my God. What the is going on in these restaurants?

In that video, it's like a red piece of meat, and literally the very bottom is like, no, no, no, no. That's cringy. That makes my balls hug each other i'm not gonna lie that's kind of like that's why i don't eat seafood is it i'm not even i don't even see the food it was raw sushi so no no when you say that it's like there's bigger pieces of meat yeah that are still raw in the sushi like you like a california roll something like that yeah it's like imitation crab or whatever yes but this is like a big chunk of

red meat like that and literally the very bottom is like, okay. That's why I don't eat raw food. I won't do it. I don't think we're supposed to. I love sushi. California roll. Yeah, very simple. Very simple.

Give me some soy. Level one. I'm fine with that. Beautiful. People that order steaks and the bitch is breathing and it's bleeding and it's got a little heartbeat. No. You could go to a local ER, shock that thing, that cow is moving again.

There's no... Dude, I think... I know it's a cultural thing, which is great. No, it is. Isn't it? Or is that wrong to say? Isn't raw food a cultural thing in some cultures? Oh, okay. You're just talking about white people.

No. Y'all don't do seasoning we eat it dry we go hey kill it and bake it like that's how we want it we want it rough and it tastes like nothing that's what we say you go salt and pepper none of that yeah but i just stay away from anything bleeding or breathing. Yeah, it's... And I feel like that's normal. That should be everyone. It has to be. But, okay, how do you like your steak? Are we the same steak? Medium. I've grown... As I grow older, I'm a medium type of bitch.

You used to be. You used to be. Hey, give me beef jerky. Give me a 10-ounce Wagyu that's beef jerky. And that was bullshit, and it used to hurt me. Be careful. What do you mean? Be careful.

Are you assuming that? No, I physically watched you do that. You'd be like, let me get it well done. I've never said that. Yeah, burgers. I've never said that. Can you make me a burger patty out of your finest steak? I've said medium well.

Every time. You've said well done. No, I've never. I swear to God, I've never. I can't. I literally can't. I've always respected the craft of beef. You know what I've learned about you?

You are a cynical, lying man. And you're bad when you get caught. For somebody that lies so much, for somebody, you lie a lot. No, I don't. Okay, no, no. You are a liar. You're going to witness damnation. I'm going to be on the mountains of fire?

No. I do not. Okay. Your pet is going to be Baphomet of fire? No. I do not. Okay. Your pet is going to be Baphomet in the afterworld. Oh, no, no, no, no. I lie. Petty lies doesn't excuse it. And I don't mean to.

It's the right side of my brain. I don't control it. What happened? My ADHD is located over there. I can feel it thumping when I'm thinking too much. You need to work on lying more. What do you mean? Yeah.

You're the greatest liar. I'm a great liar. Which is scary. Yeah, but at least I'm good at it. If you're going to lie. That's. What do you mean? Yeah. You're the greatest liar. I'm a great liar. Which is scary. Yeah, but at least I'm good at it. If you're going to lie. That's worse. That's a worse trait, being a good liar. That makes you a worse man.

No, it makes it. That's a man. No, listen, you are being disrespectful. If you lie, if you're lying and you're not good at the lie, you're just disrespecting my intelligence. Okay. Because I can call out your lie in two seconds and you are bad at trying to keep going with the lie.

You give two counterpoints to Cam, he's shut down. He cannot go on with the lie. All right! You got me! And he's going to try a lie again and he needs two more points. You are a manipulator.

Oh my God. Oh my God. That's not... Oh my God, you're doing it now! You're trying to call me out on a lie? Five Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's not... Oh, my God, you're doing it now. You trying to call me out on a lie? Five years, Cam. No. Cam, I will hide the dead body, Cam.

Yeah, you're a sick good man to have in your corner when something bad happens, but a sick man... But I only lie... I don't lie about serious things. I'll lie about, like, little petty things through the day, like, I was there on time. But why? It's fun. It's fun? Anybody that says lying isn't fun is a liar.

Yeah, lying is fun. Lying is kind of... It's just like... I know, but you just got to get better at it. Give it a mental... Okay, I'll study lying. It should be good. Or just tell the truth.

You should love having a loyal, handsome, non-good at lying man as your right-hand man. Handsome is subjective. Handsome's true. You know I'm handsome, or else you wouldn't be there. The You Should Know Podcast. But this week, I went to New York City to UFC 309. Thank you to Metta and UFC for having me.

Yes, you did. Oh, my God. I cannot wait to hear. Oh, last time I went to New York, actual New York, not the Hamptons. Actual New York was when we went on tour. Yes. Now, to be completely honest here, I left New York being like, I don't really like it. You know what I mean?

Why, though? Tell them why. Too much going on. All the time. Too many smells. So many. Too many rude people. Very mean going on. All the time. Too many smells. So many. Too many rude people. Very mean.

I don't like it. But I also had the stress of work on me. And so when I have the stress of work on me, my vision is skewed. Yeah, butthole's tight. My mind is altered. Yes. So this time, UFC invited us out. You couldn't go because you were being a great father.

That's what you want to say. Opening clothes, right? That's what you want to say opening clothes right that's how it was burp cloths and bottles while john jones is landing spinning back kicks with steve bay's queen donald trump's there elon musk dana white joe rogan the whole yes yeah oh ria ripley was there damian priest aiden ross a lot of people were there brunette chicken fry talked to her for a little bit but let me tell you about this wicked new york experience i had right we land in la guardia airport la guardia first of all beautiful airport dude airports why airports why just the whole system of airports continue why okay uh like the whole okay tsa when did we become on payroll Continue why? Okay. TSA, when did we become on payroll?

They're yelling at us like we know the rules in the games, like it's not different in every single airport. That's rude and annoying. Yes. Stores, why can I buy a 48 carton of cigarettes in an airport, but I can't bring through golden graham crackers? Make that make sense. I've learned that's not true. What's not true?

Kane Brown and Nicky Boone told me, you can bring food into the airport. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, I've learned that this week. All 26 years of living, I've always gotten rid of my snacks. But I can buy cigarettes and whiskey. And you can't drink. If you buy a bottle from the airport,

you can't drink it on the plane. Why do they let you do it then? Why can you buy luggage in an airport? That's like step four. You're skipping one, two, three, and you're just like, hey, you're already through the gates. You're already on your way to the destination. You want to buy a f***ing suitcase.

Imagine you go to the airport without a suitcase. Everything, you're just holding it. You're like, no, I'm about to buy one over there. You think I'm walking through with ten bags of shopping, and oh, I need a suitcase now. Airports suck. Airports are the worst. They're the worst thing ever.

And there's so many gates. There's so many gates. What do you mean I'm at gate 58L? Where the fuck is that? Why can't I ever be? I have never been on gate four. I have never been in gate four. Ever.

And it's always a journey and a half to get there. You gotta buy the better flights. So the better flights are on the quicker gates? Is that logic? I don't know. That was just a joke, but... Airports are bad, and whenever we were on our way back from New York, a TSA agent and this New York lady were going at it. They were yelling at each other

to the point where somebody had to come in. He threatened a no-fly list. And I was like, brother, you're in the wrong. He was so mean. He was like one of the worst people to exist. And I was like, brother, you're in the wrong. He was so mean. He was like one of the worst people to exist. And he was an employee. Yes. He was a TSA agent.

No, he was the worst. If you're a TSA agent out there, I get that it's probably like a bad job. But it's also an important job. Very important. And everybody's stressed out in the airport. We want to make our flights be a little nicer. I don't mind the sternness. You are protecting all of us, and I appreciate you for your profession.

You don't have to be an asshole. That is a line that is crossed every time. You know what I don't like about TSA, though? What? When they're too loose. Oh, yeah. When it's too easy to get past the TSA. They're like, oh, it says you got something in your pocket.

They're like, get on the plane. It's like that one meme of the dude outside the soccer thing. Yeah. It's like that one meme of the dude outside the soccer thing he's like it's like people do no in new york i literally just got they're just like yeah come on literally yeah yeah come on i don't know if you recognize me but that doesn't give you that doesn't matter pat me down take me through the scanner because i want that done check me for some residue you don't know what i got i don't have anything but i want you to check me anyway new york we land in new york yes we take an uber right we get an uber all the way to like the fashion district of new

york it was 16 miles away right at 5 30 p.m in new york city the u Uber trip was an hour and 45 minutes, Cam, for 16 miles. I said, I could foot this bitch faster than this goddamn Escalade. Literally. And it was like $350. It was insane. And he had the nerve to say, tip.

I said, there you go. I go, here's one for you. Here's your tip, guy. I said, I can barely afford this ride sorry brother i go hey the hoodie i just wanted it's in your car now there's your tip but we're driving right in this uber he doesn't speak to me love that don't speak i don't want to talk we don't have to talk just drive now that's somewhere i don't want to exactly we're driving we're about an hour and 20 minutes into this drive right we're almost done we're at the 20 we have like 25 minutes left until we're finally in our hotel room oh my god we're on

the back streets of new york a lot of starting and stopping we're stopped at this like back alley for like four minutes uber driver and i said oh stinky so i'm looking like this i'm like okay brother you're coughing out loud i don't like that this is new york it's already smells weird this smells coming through the air conditioning i don't like this 30 seconds passes head movement now are you summoning demons yeah you took some bath salts before you got Head movement. Now, are you summoning demons? Yeah, you took some bath salts before you got in your car? What's going on?

30 seconds passes by. He goes, Opens up the car door, Cam. I swear to God. He sticks his head out of the car door and goes, Throws up. No, we did it. He sticks his head out of the car door and goes, throws up in the middle of the New York street. I'm literally, I'm the seat directly behind this bastard. And I'm going like this.

Oh, oh, oh. He closes the door, proceeds to drive so you gotta acknowledge what the fuck just happened here you just vomited you need to speak right now bro wiped his shit

on his sleeve I could see the streak on the sleeve and then the nerve to ask me for a tip tip

go to the ER brother something came out of you just now I would have flicked that fucker and Alka-Seltzer. I would have been like, hey, flicked of a thing. Pop it in your mouth, you gross bastard.

Here's a Tums, brother. Enjoy the rest of your day. Oh, my God. Yes or no, would we have laughed the hardest we have ever laughed? Oh, my God. No, Kim, if I was in that Uber with us and he f***ing threw up, I would have made his life hell because that is unacceptable. I would have been like, oh!

I would have been like hyping him up. Oh, yeah! Bro, it was so – The fact that he didn't even acknowledge. No, that's a little creepy. It is strange, bro. That's like it's almost too frequent. It wasn't new to him.

It's like, hey, I vomit when I take people places. It's just like it's my gig. Hey, if I'm an Uber driver and I throw up and somebody's in the car, y'all got to go. Y'all got to get out because I got to recline this seat and lay down for a little bit, bro. Like, you can't just move on and accelerate this vehicle bro he had no coos you go get out sir we're eight miles away and then i hit that in the middle of traffic and there's talking horns just like bro he was a sick bastard

what did he look like can you say that probably not no no no oh he didn't have hearing in one ear there was a sign on the back of the seat

no hearing in the right ear so well I don't know if that pertains to the throw up at all maybe it was all the hills and turns and stops we're joking i thought he was upside down okay okay they're gonna call you abliss yeah we're not abe lincoln who no we hired somebody who has one ear so it's

fine that is true yeah we're allowed to no No, we're not. That's not okay. Okay, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, okay. No, I just mean we're not prejudiced. I have black friends. That's the same premise that we're trying to do. No, sorry.

I voted for Obama. Dude, my best friend's black. I can say what I want. I would never. Oh, man. Okay, the guy the guy vomited boom you get out of the car hopefully or when it's over yeah you flick him an hour and you're about your day yeah the rest of the day was normal the next day we wake up we do we we love red bull i'm so glad they're a partner but there's so much access to red bull now We love Red Bull. I'm so glad they're a partner, but there's so much access to Red Bull now. You okay?

You got in my nose when I laugh. I love Red Bull. Okay. Stop, bro. That's so gross. It's supposed to be wet fingers. So gross. It's Red Bull wetness. It's so gross.

Next day, we wake up. Me and CJ are just walking around New York. Let's be a tourist. I didn't clip my toen are just walking around new york let's be a tourist i didn't clip my toenails before walking around new york dog i swear to god my toenail fell off we walked probably like 20 miles we walked for four hours straight and i felt something moving around in my sock the whole time it's poking me and sticking me it was my toenail i have no toenail on the pinky oh my god it's all bandaged up but it's okay it burns your toenail on the pinky. Oh my God. Put that out there. It's all bandaged up, but it's okay. It burns.

Your toenail was loose and swimming around your sneaker while walking for four hours. Yes. I thought you were going with something was in your shoe and it stabbed your toenail off. Oh no. Your toenail was the foreign object. Yes. You are a creep. And I found out, i bought new clothes for

new york too new pants i forgot to take the tag off so we're walking the middle of new york and i was like cj something is in my ass dog like something is stabbing me for like like five miles i was telling my bro something hurts bro like when i'm walking it's like inside of me right now and then so we saw this one store and she goes let's go in there it was like a clothing store we walk into this clothing store and i'm like okay this is a perfect opportunity i can figure out what's in my ass i go like this i finger my no no no no i flick it out I flake it out and there's four tags hanging off of my of my pants I never took the tags off and it was like those car it was a good pair of pants

I say what bridges you but it was like an expensive pair expensive hair pants and to get those cardboard tags on so those hurt and it was long so it was like hitting me in my like almost blood I'm glad i wasn't wearing white shorts it'll look like a crime scene so i take the tags out right i just rip them out i'm walking and the pain gets worse i said what is in me dog i i unbuckle my pants in the middle of the store to, like, flip them inside out. See? Suppository. I pull out.

There's a metal rod like this. The sharpest metal rod opened up, and it was literally just from the back. I'm sorry. It was just in me like this. What? Yeah. Was that a part of the pants? I think so so i think it was the hook that was keeping the tags on and when i ripped it it opened up and it was just

like this yeah so that happened i got in new york by my pants. I just got to get muted. Oh my God. The part that kills me is I absolutely know you were trying to not bring attention to it for the longest and you were just dealing with it. And I know that had to suck. It was the worst. So in one day of walking, you got butt by your own metal,

whatever the hell it hook and and tag yeah and you lost a toenail yes and then i'm in this new york thing more and i'm gonna talk about it more on patreon so i'll wrap this up i love it this is wicked trip me and cj go to washington square park right i don't know what it was but i've heard about it before it's like a big park in the middle of new y. Central Park? No, that's Central Park. Oh, okay. That checks out.

I've never understood that. Why is it called Washington State Park? Washington Square Park. Washington Square Park. I'm pretty sure it's on Washington Square Ave or something. It's on one of those streets. I don't know. I was born in Texas, bro.

Call it New York Square Park. Texas. You're not seeing a Boston Square Park. Continue. You got a, what's this one called? Clyde Warren. Clyde Warren. That's Square Park. Texas. You're not seeing a Boston Square Park. Continue. You got a, what's this one called? Clyde Warren. That's a name. Exactly.

Washington Square. What's the name? Anyway, I was walking to Washington Square Park, and I've never seen such a vast array of people in one general area. Like different kinds of people, or just a lot of people? Everybody's just doing different shit. Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay. I swear to God, everything I'm about to say happened in this order. Okay. Basically, there's like four different sidewalks that go into this big mass of concrete, and there's grass separating these sidewalks, right? Okay. And so a lot of people were in the grass.

There was a photo shoot happening in the grass, a professional photo shoot. These were actual models. That's pretty pretty cool that's hot i kept walking right and there's these benches there's people sitting on these benches and you can tell they didn't have a billing address like you couldn't send them mail god bless them okay yes they were doing they were passing around a crap pipe. Like it was a menthol, brother. Like it was a goddamn camel.

But I said, brother, like where is the respect? Sneak the crap back. Sneak the crap back. Don't pass the crap like a blunt. You know what I mean? Sneak the crap. There is children in this bar. Respect the crap back and sneak the crap back. Respect? Where's part respect and sneak respect where's new york's finest where's nyb there was so much police out there walking past the crowd i said y'all don't

care about the crack there's children here i continue down this road there is a damn mariachi band playing in the middle of this park. Loud as hell. No one's watching. I said, is this not entertaining to anybody else but me? Why is there a mariachi band and there's no quince? There's no quince. There's no party. No celebratory interactions.

They didn't even have a bucket for money. They were out there for the sport. They were out there for the love of the game. They're like, let's go get some reps up. There's a dude with 112 pigeons around him. He was picking pigeons up. People were recording him. He was kissing pigeons. I said, your mouth is rotten.

What? I just wanted to say something. It would have been insensitive. There's a man kissing birds as a street attraction. You literally thought he would have birthed these pigeons, how they respected him. He was picking them up. He did a wing spread.

I said he's doing a money spread with foul. Brother, what is happening? New York is mythical. And there's one of the funniest things that ever happened but i'm gonna save that for patreon and then you're gonna see it on my personal tiktok you six six eight you better say that's the first thing oh my god bro yeah i just feel like i've been talking for so long it's a long story long oh no it's that is absolute gold and you have even more.

I have so much more. You see it on Patreon. See it on Patreon. Extended episode coming out this week. I found out over the weekend that I am technically... You okay? No, you're fine. I found out over the weekend that I'm technically Ruby's mom.

By science. You found out you're your dog's mom? I'm Ruby's momy views me in ruby's soul i'm her mother and i found that out and it's true how does your dog think you're its mom because dino dog scientists state that if your dog does these eight things they think you are their mother and one of them is bundles up in the crotch stares at you while she poops waits uh waits for her food if you tell her to uh responds to her name plays with you willingly like brings toys to you to you okay and something else about protection like uh they'll if you if you, they, oh, if you go to discipline them, they don't ever fight back. They accept it in fear.

Okay, then what would they do if they were your dad? I guess no one loves dog dads. I don't know. Because there's literally nothing else you can do with a dog. But I think a lot of times dog dads just kind of like hit it and quit it. Like they just leap. No, it's a strange thing to say, but I dead ass i don't believe that i don't believe that science dads going out catching a squirrel coming back to his little family giving him kisses no dog dads they get to

it they get twisted up and they get out so what does he what does she live what does she view live as a oh roommate lives lives a roommate. She does the same thing to Liv. Oh, no, she doesn't. She bundles up in the crotch. She looks at her when she poops. No, she doesn't. She does that with me. She doesn't do that.

She loves us all, but if she does all eight. Are we Ruby's moms? No, I am Ruby's mom. You are Ruby's uncle, and that's Ruby's roommate. Well, Ruby does the same thing to me. She doesn't do all eight. Yes, she does. No, she doesn't.

She doesn't do all eight. What does she not do? She does not bite back if you were to try to discipline her. She would try to run from you and scurry. When I discipline her, she doesn't. She doesn't do all that. What does she not do? She does not bite back if you were to try to discipline her. She would try to run from you and scurry. When I discipline her, she sits there. No, she literally just goes like this. She does the same thing to everybody. I think that was a bogus science thing you read.

It's from scientists, so you're calling their profession bogus, not me. I'm not going to lie. Animal scientists. Yeah, dog science to be specific. A lot of y'all are getting off on some scammy shit. You know what I mean? You don't know that. What dog did you talk to?

Yeah. Morris Code, what are you doing? Did you knock on doors and get the dog senses? Yeah, he said, hey, who's your mom? He's like, over there. Bro, okay, I've kind of always thought that, though. Yeah. I understand training and view.

Like this stat we saw last night. What did we see? Some said if a gorilla understood the bench press, they could bench 2,000 kilograms. Yeah. 4,000 pounds. I know they're strong. I don't think a full silverback is getting on a bench

and holding 4,000 pounds and bringing it all the way down and going all the way up. I know they're strong. There's no way. But they don't have the wrist strength. Yeah, there's no way. No, their arms are massive. They have big arms, weak wrists. Okay, they have strong wrists.

How do you know? A gorilla could easily beat probably like Devin Larratt in arm wrestling. He's like arm wrestling. Don't ask me why I know that. If Ruby could talk, what would she say though? Like, what do you think she would say about each one of us? Hey.

Okay. Enough of the accent. What would she say about you? What would she say about me? Why are you laughing? What would your dog say about me? Your dog would say nice things. She would say,

I really really really love that guy but he is in the strange she'd say i go to his room and one time i got so scared because all the things that were in there i just had to pee there was knives daddy he had knives he had a naked woman he had food he had stains he had a very long charger, longest charger I've ever seen. He had a lot of empty bottles, his room scares me. And then his roommate's weird, he doesn't say much. I'm just kidding. Oh, she would go in on me.

What would she say about me? She would literally be mad that you eat so much more than her. That'd be the first thing, for sure. That fat, big, fat bitch. He doesn't share his food. And you'd be like like why does he kiss me so much why does he erotically kiss me i'm not gonna lie no you creepily kiss your dog bro thank you no i do not she's she smells good and she's oftentimes warm after you unbury her

but i kiss her on her head. I don't kiss her anywhere else. Okay, I kiss her on the head or something. This might be weird. Sometimes armpits. This might be weird to the viewers. Sometimes armpits. This is exactly, pretend this microphone is Ruben.

Audio listeners, it's going to sound crooked. You're going to do it, and then I'm going to show the real thing. I swear I'm not boosting at all. This is how Cam kisses his dog. You're boosting. No, my God, no, no. I never never moaned i've never moaned you never moaned i've never sniffed my dog and moaned come on cam you're gonna get me arrested you deserve it peter's gonna be at my doorstep you think i'm over here going yes you know exactly that. CJ. In moans? CJ. I sniff her, yes, because she smells great in her... She's got that little bald spot.

And you don't go, oh, Janet. I go, oh, Janet. That's a moan. No, I'm talking to her. I go, oh, Janet. No, no, that's the inflection. Oh, sweet baby. Oh, sweet baby.

That's the inflection you say? Oh, sweet baby. I'm not going... Oh, God. I'm pretty sure you've done that. I'm pretty sure I've done what? That. You better watch yourself.

Cam. Okay. Okay. We already called you a liar at the beginning of the episode. In front of me and Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. Exactly. What is the inflection you do when you say, oh, Ruby, when you are sniffing and erotically kissing her cheek?

Audio. Cam, remember Jesus Christ is watching. Yes, you spilled your drink. Oh, man. So much left. That looks like Ruby's urine. Okay, here we go. Aw, Ruby. Aw, hey, hello, shit girl. Yes,

win! Thank you! Thank you. And that last oh came out now. You did it just now. I'm not moaning. I'm not moaning. All right, well, Ruby doesn't even like you. Ruby lays with you because you're warm.

You don't even provide for her. If it wasn't for me, she wouldn't eat. Okay, can we talk about something real quick, though? No, you're not. No, you're not. Can we talk about... I've been feeding her. I have been feeding her lately.

Have I not? Because you have your chores and you don't be checking them off. When you brought her home, you put her in a cardboard box, you psycho. Let the dog lay with you. She's a dog. She couldn't get out. I didn't know what to do. Yeah, you psycho. Let the dog lay with you. She's a dog. She couldn't get out. I didn't know what to do. Yeah, no shit. Kim, can we talk about the fact

that Ruby's not as trained as you claimed her to be? Okay, for the love of God, in the ninth and final time I'm saying this, that dog could have been a scientist. She had incredible potential. Can we say, just yes or no, and we're not even going to debate it.

Okay. This will prove how ignorant you are. Don't even say anything. You are blinded by love and ignorance by this dog. Okay. Is Ruby 110% potty trained? No. Yes?

Cam, you've been saying yes this whole time. I'm glad you said no. No, she, okay. Potty trained, yes. Actually, I'm going to take that back. Is she trained to use the bathroom outside and to never go inside? Yes. When she does go inside, it is my fault.

And I take that. Do I still get on to her? Yes, sometimes because she maybe annoyed me more or something. But it's 100% my fault. She will always hold her pee. She'll be by herself today, all day. We'll go home. There won't be anything in the house.

But I'm saying... Because she'll eat it. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was when she was afraid of getting her poop. She turned to eating the evidence. Can't say that. That was when she was afraid

of getting spanked. Okay. But no, she is potty trained. I go back. Yes, 110%. Okay. 110%. That doesn't mean you don't have mistakes.

You can have a nine-year-old... Your nine-year-old son could be 100% potty trained. He had a terrible nightmare and he peed the bed. That's a once in a blooming thing. I've seen Ruby poop more inside than I have seen her outside. I think she hates your house. No, I'm talking about any house. No, no shot.

I'm just being honest. I'm a third party that is not blinded by her. You are blinded by her. I'm not. I'm realistic and honest. If you had to save a random human being or Ruby, who would it be? A random human being. Now that's hurtful. Now what are we doing? A human soul? There's eight billion. Yeah. Come on. Ruby's lifespan is like six more months. Dude, that's another thing. You don't respect her longevity. Okay, we got to get off

this Ruby topic. You don't respect her longevity. We love Ruby. We do love Ruby. Okay. I got a question for you, and then I'm going to follow it with a game. Okay, I love games. First question, what does your sex smell like? Now, I can understand the raised eyebrow, but... Here he goes being a creep. No, it's not creepy. You always are inquiring about my bed sheets, brother. No, I'm not.

We were speaking on the phone. We were speaking on the phone. We were talking about scents, and I just thought that maybe you would have an interesting answer or something like that. I'm not going We were speaking on the phone. We were speaking on the phone. We were talking about scents. And I just thought that maybe you would have an interesting answer or something like that. I'm not going to write it down or anything. Well, I'm abstinent. Congrats. But for a long time.

Congrats. Thanks, I guess. I guess. I don't know. Okay. But when you did, it would smell like a 5v5 intramural basketball game that happened inside of a sauna probably. Like that's when you know that was a fantastic time. Just both of us.

That's how you know that was a great time for both of us. It smells like we just jumped rope in a sauna. It smells like Jake Paul just got done with an eight round boxing match in here you know what i mean that was so much more than i was thinking you were gonna give me i thought you were just gonna say warm or boof or something no well and that kind of collects all that oh that was that times ten yeah you said it smells like an intramural basketball game played inside of a sauna. Okay. What about you?

Now, okay, I have different spectrums of sex. Sometimes it's quick to the point. We're here for a reason. Yeah. Not for pleasure. Yeah, we're here to get a job done. She laughed. And some of those times, we will get finished, and it smells like, kind of like.

Actually, I don't really want to know. Like two-week-old linen. And some of those times, we will get finished, and it smells like, kind of like, actually, I don't really want to know. Like two-week-old linen. Like, it still smells like a clean bed sheet, but it's just kind of, you haven't washed in a minute. Oh. But then other times, that's when it's nice. It's very calm love. Oh, okay.

It's just like a, yeah. Yeah. But there's been some times where I have downed a bottle of Febreze after making love because I'm right there with you. I'm trying to think of a... I mean, it smells like if you hired a vacuum cleaner, but then the vacuum... If you hired someone to vacuum your house, but then they walked in and... Never mind. I was going to say it was a murder scene.

Oh, God. But then I realized blood and iron, and I realized those smells. That's not what I'm smelling. That is not what I'm smelling, so let's change that one. Fun fact. One time I was trying to get romantic with my ex-girlfriend during our anniversary, and I was like, I want to be romantic, and, you know, there's going to be some pitter-patter happening in this bedroom later.

So we got home from dinner. I lit some candles in the bedroom later so we got home from dinner i lit some candles in the bedroom but i got the candles that they're just like those thick stand-up candles you just sit by themselves you let them drip like you it's sexy candles oh yeah right like transylvania yeah and there's no like there's no i don't know what that is there's no like thing you put them on you just put them straight down on the nightstand that's hot i had four of them on each nightstand i was lighting a bunch she came into the room and she was like wow this is beautiful and i was like we're about to go down to the good old pound not the best idea being six seven so much flame because i was in the heat of the moment right and when i'm in the

heat of the moment and i'm it's time for pitter-patter in the bedroom i'm like this i am like i'm flipping over you are a brown belt in jujitsu when it's go time and so i was flipping right i hit one of these i forgot there's four candles over here i kicked over the four candles and i started to get a whiff of some smoke and i said i am going crazy right now. I was like, I am killing this. He said, there's shit smoking. I said, this is wicked. I said, this is my MVP performance.

And I said, I am going to have life in nine months after this one. And then I started to see the smell coming over my peripheral. There's shadows and flames. You ever had to put out an open flame with an erect? I'm so sorry. It's two hands right here and another one's like, get out, get out. It's all three. Oh, man. It's two hands right here and another one's like, get out, get out. It's all three. It's like, whoo, whoo, whoo.

Oh, man. That's a lot of movement, dude. Yeah. You're like a rolling alligator. You're sitting there, whoo, whoo, whoo. It's like I'm diving on the floor for a loose ball whenever I'm having a good time. Okay, last thing on sex. I promise y'all.

There's kids that watch this. There is, and I'm sorry. And skip forward. You'll see the timestamp. last thing on sex. I promise y'all. There's kids that watch this. There is, and I'm sorry, and skip forward. You'll see the timestamp. Yeah, you will. You remember when you used to have to be quiet? The mysterious sexes? No. What?

No. I'm a solo in this one. Yeah. I'm a solo pastor. Why would you have to be quiet? Like someone's like, like relative or something might be in the next room or like a. Oh, no. Like your grandparents coming down the hallway.

Oh, no. You're going to hear me, Grandma. Hey. Hey grandma hey hey grandma hey there's construction happening in this room i'm not hanging no posters oh oh she just walks by okay well never mind i i but i enjoy i enjoy that i enjoy that like black ops sex no that's fine yeah that's good that's good it's like having like whispering ears and it's like pitch black. Yeah, no, it's fine. And then it's like, oops. Don't like that. We gotta get off of this. We gotta get off of this. Yeah, we're done. No, we're done. Okay, so the game. I forgot this is a game.

Yeah, strange and the funny part is they absolutely don't correlate. Okay. At all. The game is nothing to do with sex. I'm telling you, brother. No, I'm not afraid. I wasn't thinking about you. I was thinking about smells. Liv saved your life, brother. He said if you didn't scoop me up, I'd either be on a most wanted list or I'd be in jail. And that is a...

What the fuck do you mean? You can't. Sometimes, like, the way you ask me these things on open air is crazy. Because I love you and I'm vulnerable and I allow the world to see my thoughts. You're so infatuated by my personal business. It's crazy. It's not about yours. It's just sharing

experience it's okay brother you have my phone number i do but why not where we could crack a laugh and give it to the world brother and allow people to what's the game what's the game yeah you started it okay so the game is you've seen it multiple places it's been all over the place and i think it's going to be fantastic for us okay it is the headphone challenge. Oh my god! We are going to put on headphones and blare music and try to guess what the other person is saying. Yes! I love this game. I've always wanted to play.

You kind of just got like wrecked. What? There you go. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. That wasn't good. There's going to be a ping on top of his house. He's going to have to knock on the neighbor's door. I'm going to let you know, hey, I live here. Say, hey, my house light will be on by 6.

Here's a cake. All right. Oh, man. Holy shit. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, so we are doing the headphone challenge. We are going to be absolutely blasted by music in the ears while trying to guess what the other person says.

Whoever gets the most correct guesses wins the game. Are you excited? Yes. Are you ready? Yes. Are you slightly nervous or is it just me? No, I'm having fun. Okay, well, here we go.

First one. Okay. Play the music. Are you ready? Yes. Can't hear me? No. Okay.

Wait. He said no. Okay. Wait. He said no. Okay. My tiny nipples glow in the dark. What? My tiny nipples glow in the dark. What? My tiny nipples glow in the dark.

My pocket got stuck in the charger? My tiny nipples glow in the dark. Are you rapping? Slow down. My tiny nipples glow in the dark. My target is low in the charger. Something is low. Am I not even close?

No. My tiny nipples glow in the dark. My tiny nipples glow in the dark. My tiny nipples glow in the dark. That's loud. Oh, my God. Okay. Bro, it literally looked like you were going. It literally looked like you were going.

Dude, yeah, I know. I've never attempted this once. I thought you were playing with me at first. So I have no clue. All right. Dude, does that count as a point for you? You got it right after nine tries. Okay, maybe that's not a point. I'll count attempted this once. I thought you were playing with me at first. So I have no clue. Alright. Dude, does that count as a point for you? You got it right after nine tries. Okay, maybe that's not a point.

I'll count that as a point. Here we go. Can you hear me? I can't hear a. I can't hear anything. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. Oh my God, what? What?

Okay, go. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. Your toilet is filled with cupcakes? Close. It's close. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. Your toenail feels like a cupcake. What is he saying?

This is so loud. Okay. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. No, one more time. That time I heard enchilada at the beginning. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. No, one more time. That time I heard enchilada at the beginning. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. Something, something for cupcakes.

But what the hell is the beginning? The beginning is so, you have a lot of lip too, a lot of tongue. Be careful. Oh, no, no. A lot of tongue. A lot of tongue. One more, last time. Minnesota is known for cupcakes. your soda was sold for cupcakes what are you saying what is he saying i said minnesota is known for cupcakes what the okay this is harder

than i thought okay i didn't get a point i that's bullshit there you go oh my god and this song is incredibly loud okay let's do it. You ready? Round two. Here we go Okay Steph Curry and guacamole are similar Chef Boyardee and guacamole are similar That was close close no. Look at him. He's like a little creep. Yeah, he must have been saying it weird. Are y'all talking shit?

Steph Curry and guacamole are similar. Steph Curry and guacamole are similar. This is good. What the hell? I did it? Hey, talk normal. You were like this. Let me show you for cookies.

You're moving your mouth all weird and shit. No, I'm not being a sore loser, but I'm over here. Stephen Curry and guacamole. You're like, Minnesota Nova Cupcakes. Golly, bro. Maybe I'm just ass. Maybe my lisp helps. I think it does.

It's like a cloak. All right. All right. Okay, let's be honest. Your first one wasn't a point. Okay, now you're taking it. No, it's be honest. Your first one wasn't a point. Oh, okay. Now you're taking it. No, it's 2-0 right now.

But you have... I don't live! All right, we're good. Redemption arc, here we go. It's got to be 2-1. They've got to tie it up. How's the music? Is it good?

You're good? Yes. Can't hear anything. Alligators are really ashy. What? What is he saying? Alligators are really ashy. Something, something, something with Ashlyn.

It literally looked like you said, like, I care about Ashlyn or something like that. That's what I thought you said. Okay. Okay. Okay. Alligators are really ashy. Dude, he's making his mouth smaller, bro. No, I'm not. You're like, okay, talk normal.

I'm insecure about my mouth. Talk normal. Wait, wait, wait. It's about to build back up. Why are you screaming? Okay. Alligators are really ashy. There was so much spit in your mouth oh my god there was so much spit in your mouth okay go it's not fair to play this with somebody that has a list

sorry go go alligators are really ashy oh um my elbows are really ashy? Close. Close. Close. Okay. Alligators are really ashy. Allegra is really ashy? One more. One more. Okay. Alligators are really ashy.

It's always the beginning for me. It's like the way you start talking, bro. Something's not right there. Something's not right at the beginning. You lost. What is it? I said alligators are really as*****. Hell, it's all... Dude, I'm not kidding.

When you start, there's something weird going on. What time did you have to start it at? All right. If I get this one right, I win. You win, yeah. Golly. Okay, I got to come with some shit. If I get this one right, I win. Here we go. He's so happy, too. Golly. Okay, I got to come with some shit. If I get this one right, I win.

Here we go. He's so happy, too. You little... All right. Okay, you ready? Surprisingly, Bowser has small nuts. Surprisingly, Bowser has small nuts? Did I get that right?

Okay, this proves two things. No, no. First off, show them how loud the music is. Okay, pause it. I can't cut for it. This proves two things. One, he's great at reading lips. And two, I am great at speaking.

And then when we go, it proves two things also. I'm not the best at reading lips, and his mouth is different, bro. Your shit doesn't work like mine. No, bro, you just are not good. The reason is you're trying to hide it. No, I'm not. No, no. This is the thing.

I grew up being so antisocial. The only way I could talk to people is if I intruded on their conversation reading their lips. I'd be like, oh, they're talking about something over there. So I got good at it you were always the one yapping that's the difference I had to

be involved in a conversation by being far away and reading what they're saying okay give me one more check I've already lost but I want one more check we each do three

we each do three that's fair shit go to like 45 seconds my own game I get I get swept swept swept. Got the music. Okay. Ready? My best friend has a bigger snake than me. Okay. I got the beginning of the sun. Okay. My best

friend has a bigger something than me. Oh, okay. My best friend has a bigger snake than me. One more time? Yeah, okay. My best friend has a bigger... It's not head. It's not head. You didn't say head. Okay, I'll go again. I'm about to f***ing guess what it was.

Alright. Santa Claus is really close to us. What? What'd you just say? What? Did you switch your sentence? Yes, you did. No.

No, I didn't. Yes, you absolutely did. No, I'll go again. I'll go again. Say it again? I got you. My best friend has Santa Claus right around the corner. My best friend has Santa Claus wrapped around the corner?

Close. Close. Close. Close. Close. Close. Okay. My best friend doesn't know that he's an idiot. My best... What'd you say?

How do you not get your clothes? You were close. My best friend has Santa Claus wrapped in the corner. No. My best friend doesn't know that he's the biggest idiot ever. Did you say something mean at the end? He said my best friend. You're switching his sentence.

He said my best friend's some kind of biggest idiot ever or something like that. He said that. How many times did you change? Every time. This mother f***er. You almost got the first one. What was the first one? I don't remember what I say.

Oh, my best friend has a bigger snake than me. Snake? I was like, I know he's making fun of my head, but he's not Santa A. Is that something about Santa Claus behind the corner? Santa Claus is like right around the corner or something. That was hilarious. And then the last one I heard, something idiot. I like god dang that was a fun game that was a fun game i got absolutely good job for you it's all my anti-social people there's something we're good at brother

hey there's there's a light at the end of the tunnel i don't understand a lot of things we know this it's a very very very don't don't this. Don't add on. You're piling, and I don't appreciate it. You are under a hell of a pile. It's the simple things in life that don't make sense to me. God damn. Here we go. And that's why I'm so fascinated by it. Now, instead of getting on me and making fun of me,

let's explain to me, right? Let's do it. Batteries, right? Batteries might be the most fascinating piece of equipment and technology ever cool yeah bro explain to me how batteries work how can this little ball thing that is magnetized go into something and it's powered for so long. Hell of a length. Like, incredible amount of time. And it pisses me off. Why do batteries in my remote, TV remote...

Why is this pissing me off? How do batteries in my TV remote last me for 12 years? 12 years... They're designed to. I can just do this. 12 years straight, never have a problem. Low output of electricity. What's in my phone that powers it?

A battery. How does that last me two hours and I gotta stick a dongle in it okay what what is that okay so your battery first off is in your phone it's corroded corrupted old and overused that is a tired battery a brand new battery out of a pack for remote is like a nice young employee eager to get in the workforce your phone battery is like a year away from eager to get in the workforce. Your phone battery is like a year away from retirement and they don't care anymore. But that doesn't make sense to me. I can turn off my phone. I can turn off my phone, right? Not use it. I'll turn that thing on and I still have that two hour window. No matter how long I use it, I can never turn off my TV remote. That's always going 24-7. But it doesn't, it is so, okay. But it's being used.

Even whenever my TV is on and I just leave it on when I leave my house, that remote's still on. Is it? Yes, it's still being used. No, it's on. It's not being used. I can say I'm using my TV, right? I fall asleep, a full night's sleep, eight hours.

I wake up in the morning. The first thing i do is turn off my tv how does that remote still work if i fall asleep using my phone right and i wake up and i try to look at my phone dead phone gotta charge it okay so there's multiple things first off the remote is a little piece of plastic with little little prongs that the batteries barely give electricity to and it can last a long time your phone is the simple greatest invention we have it is a computer in your pocket and it has a an led screen you have multiple applications running you have background app refresh on you put your little loser and it's doing so much more it's not even comprehensible

okay but okay that's just one example remember that, but, okay, that's just one example. Remember, that's the example. No, okay, that's just one example, though. Remember toys as a kid. Oh, more plastic with little dongles, little wires, that require an ounce of electricity. But I'm saying, whenever I would have toys as a kid, I'd use AA batteries. I remember my parents would buy me toys,

and then they would never come with the batteries, is bullshit first of all why sell me something if it doesn't work yeah if i gotta go get another piece of utensil from another company first that's a sidebar money scam i'm saying why would those those toys die so easily but the same battery that's going into my roku tv remote that's on 24-7, 365. Your Roku TV remote takes this much electricity. How? Whenever I can click. Your little rock-em-sock-em dino bot that's going.

That takes a lot more. I would only use that for about an hour and turn it off. But it would still not have the lifespan. On my TV remote, I can do way more than I could with my kid robot. No, you can't. Yes, I could. All I can do with my kid robot is go like this touch a button and it goes i'm robot and that's it and had like red eyes that's robot that's all i could do with my roku tv remote netflix hulu channel 7 fox news i can watch has nothing to do with the batteries everything you

said has nothing to do with the batteries it's's all on the remote. The remote is clicking a button. That's all it's doing. But it's signaling to space and back. It signals six feet to your TV. It's not going to space. What are the satellites for? The channels. That are programmed in my remote. How does?

The channels aren't programmed in your remote. There's buttons. Yes. There's a Netflix button on my remote. You cannot do anything. You can click it and it opens that application. Exactly. How does it know? It's pre-programmed to open that application

because the sensor in the remote is going to the sensor in the TV. All you're doing on the remote is clicking buttons. Your phone is used for everything. Go back to the toys. Your toy did more, too. No, it did not. I couldn't watch Netflix with my robot. You're not watching Netflix through your remote.

You're watching Netflix with a TV which is powered through your wall. You're not using the batteries to watch Netflix or YouTube or Disney or Hulu. I think it's a different kind of electricity. A different kind of electricity. What the hell does that

mean? There's different. You got blue bolts. You got green bolts of electricity. Your braids are too tight man your brain you when you you get a new haircut and you turn stupid on me you're not i need a collar she did she twisted you too tight different electricity like a like there's different voltage yes yeah different requirements of how much is needed isn't there different type there has to be different types of electricity. Like, electricity that comes from the sky can't be the same that's in the wall outlet right now.

What are you saying? Like, lightning is electricity, correct? You think f***ers are in the field bottling up lightning. I didn't say that. I didn't say usage. I said the different types of electricity. Electricity is electricity.

It is stored in different forms ergo different batteries humans are humans you're white i'm black okay there's we're all humans yes i get it exactly so it's all electricity is electricity but there's lightning electricity there's wall electricity there's robot electricity and roku electricity different types no it's different forms it's different storage units. Sod liquid gas. Water is water. You got Dasani.

Dasani's, ooh. But you got Dasani. You got Skyra. You got Fiji. Different companies, they're still using water. Yes, different types. Holy shit. They're taking water.

Water is H2O. I don't care if you add cinnamon, vanilla, caramel, salt, whatever it is. Water is water. But it makes it a different type. Holy shit, dude. It does. They're taking it. No, deadass it does, though. Deadass salt, whatever it is. Water is water. But it makes it a different type. Holy shit, dude. It does. They're taking it. No, deadass it does, though.

Deadass, though. Oh, my God. It is. So the electricity. They wouldn't sell different brands. Holy shit. You know so much about business, but you can't understand the concept of they don't want someone to monopolize. How do batteries even work, though?

The simple form of a battery. How does this little ball have electricity in it? You know some are rechargeable, too. Excuse me. Some excuse me some rich and you can use a potato as a battery wait what yeah you could stab rods in potato it's not strong enough to get you like an led flashlight but you can maybe like charge a toothbrush but anyway you use potato i don't understand that part but batteries it's a little thing in there stored electricity okay how do you think do you think a double a battery and a triple a battery is different electricity no okay it's smaller usage because they're both duracell okay so do you think a double a duracell and a triple

a energizer is different electricity no there we go because go. Because it's both AA. Double A Duracell, triple A Energizer. Energizer buddy. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. The thing that keeps going. Different companies, different type of battery.

Are they the same or are they different? They're the same. Okay then. So electricity's the same. Some have double, some have triple, some have little C1s

to go in hearing aids for my grandma. That's just the same. Some have double, some have triple, some have little C-1s to go in hearing aids for my grandma. That's just the size. I'm saying types of in the sky. It's different than the ones in here. When did you get in the sky? I said. You're fascinated with lightning because you were struck by it. Because you said there's not different types of electricity.

I said, yes, there is. The type that's in the sky is different than the type that's in the Duracell. It has to be. Because that's hotter than the sun. Oh, my God. I'm just fascinated how batteries work. Dude. How is this?

Like, how is this? Don't be that remote, see? How does it? I don't understand how it works. Like, dead ass. How can? Okay, look at this. On this remote.

Simple. It's simple. How can... Okay, look at this. On this remote... Simple! It's simple! That, you click a button, and it pulls up Netflix. That, you can actually watch it on a screen with lights while you can text to space. Some remotes have screens on them. Oh, my God. It's a small screen that just says words.

You're not playing Tetris on it. But how does that last so long? Because that, you can't play Clash Royale. But it's always on. Oh, my God. It's a small screen that just says words. You're not playing Tetris on it. But how does that last so long? Because that, you can't play Clash Royale. But it's always on. Oh, my God. It's always on. You have to account for the differentiation of how long it's on. Bro, you have to account for the differentiation of what it is doing.

What uses more power, that remote or that phone? Say I got this phone. You answer me. Listen, I am. Say I got this phone. You answer me. Listen, I am. Say I got this phone. I bought it straight from this Apple store. Yep. And I put no apps on it, no photos.

I bought it straight from the Apple store. I set it down. I get this remote. I put two AA batteries in the back of this bitch, and I set it down. If I go to bed, I wake up, the phone is dead. Absolutely not true. It'd be dead faster than the remote? Yes. How? I can click this button

and go to Netflix. I have to download an app. Say I don't download an app, though. First off, you're concerning me with not understanding that that is a tool. That is not, that is like the crossway from entertainment. I genuinely don't understand how that works.

How I can click this little white button and Netflix will pop up. There's an itty-bitty mother... Itty-bitty motherboard. There's an itty-bitty motherboard inside there. It is programmed for certain things. You can't see it. It's protected. Evendura.

Evendura? It's a Spanish word. Those are the cheap-ass batteries that you got? Evendura? This came with the remote. I've had this TV since I lived in Houston. I've had this TV for like six

years, bro. That's fine. Right now, it's not doing shit. Yes, it is. It is doing shit. Your phone is always on. This is always on, too. Because, Cam, if it's not always doing shit, how can I just randomly click it any time of the day?

2 in the morning, 3 in the morning, 1 p.m. at noon and lunch. I can click this button and it will do something. When you click it. But it's always on. When you click it. It's always on. When you click it is when it's being used. If you want to say it's always on, it probably is scientifically.

But its usage is 0.00001. Your phone, whether you're doing nothing on it, your phone is always updating the time. There's an app on your phone, the clock app, that the second hand is always ticking. Even if I deleted that app? It will still do it. I can delete the time app.

Because there's so many things happening. It's updating feeds in the background of your apps. There no apps i said i downloaded no it's upgrading the weather updating the weather i delete the weather app now what then your phone's gonna last longer but it'll survive it'll die before the remote and i can click this button and i'm watching pinky blinders are you kidding me that doesn't make sense that doesn't make sense you need help and we all love you but batteries they're fascinating. We'll get off. I'm going to strap a potato to your ass and see how much I can make you fart and whistle. We'll get off of this and go into something else.

Oh, my God. Speaking of... Okay. I went to the gym. Okay. I went to the new gym, right? Oh, yeah. I went to the new gym.

I have a new membership. Your gym sucks, by the way. Yeah. It's like a hospital waiting room. Yeah. It's awfully gray. I think their color scheme was like gray and beige. My gym looks like my Instagram Explorer page.

Yeah, your gym is like a resort in Miami. And my gym is like the west wing of Medical City. We have to find out who is the hiring agent for my gym because they are a creep. Yeah, no, they knew what they were doing. Yeah, it's like. No, I went there because it was a closed gym to our house. It was nice. It was a good facility.

But I went to the new gym, right? Everything, first off, everything I tell you, 100% true. When I tell you, I went to the gym, and you know this gym has a basketball court, right? That's my new warm-up. It's so much more fun than walking. 100%. I go in there, beats on. I shoot around for about five, six minutes.

I'm starting to breathe heavy, which is embarrassing, but it's time to start my lift. I go and claim the hammer strength inclined bench press. I sit down, get my music right, warm-up set. It is time for me to start my first working set. There is a man in front of me, okay, at a regular bench, just a flat bench, like barbell. I know what a bench is. Okay.

I'm painting the picture because it is a wicked picture. He is in front of me and to the left. So maybe a total of 11 feet between us. Nice. This man's looking around the gym like this. Don't like that already. Already hate it. Already hate it.

You look like you're a villain and you're trying to strike when the time's right. Yeah, you're looking for something. Don't do that. Lift the weight. He's looking around left and right. Peyton Stephen Harden. That's me. You are not.

You're literally not going to believe What I'm about to say But I swear to God it happened Alright I'm sitting there So I'm being vigilant I'm looking at this I'm like what is he about to do Yeah

This man is Checking his shoulders To make sure no one's watching He picks his ass No He picks His ass Mmhmm

Peyton Picks his ass. He did a scratch and sniff. Oh, no. Oh, but it's better. He did a scratch and sniff on 10th lane, and he used it as pre-workout. He scratched his ass. Sniffed and he went. Then he got ready to do his lift, bro. He scratched his butthole with his hands. No gloves included. Checked shoulders. Oh my God. And he went. And then he leaned back, grabbed the i started bitching i said he needs to be in a straight jacket i almost told someone on him

i almost literally told on another adult i almost said hey that guy can't be here get rid of his membership get rid of his membership oh my god and for whatever reason my so i'm watching this guy the rest of the time just making sure he didn't do it again i don't know if it's like a one and done thing. He needed to get that. It was his PR. Oh, my God. He had to get that off.

I go to leave, and I ask for something. I ask about like a special class or some shit. She was like, let me scan your membership. They scanned my membership. I didn't even know this because I just opened up the barcode and scanned in. She goes, have a good day, Mr. Crane. Excuse me? I said, what?

What was that? She goes, oh, I just said have a good day. I no i heard that part thank you you too uh what'd you call me though she goes mr crane i'm i swear to god i go mr crane who's i'm well who's that i'm not my name is cameron she goes no i know last name crane i say have a good day mr crane i said well that's not me though that's where you're not understanding me. I've never been named Crane once. Never had an alias. Never had a nickname. I'm not a construction equipment. She goes oh well it says right here. My name

in their system says Cameron Crane. Like where the hell did you get that information? Not gonna lie I kind of like that name better. We all when we all okay that's mean. We all went for the three day pass. Yes. Did they not scan our ID? Yes. Who is Cr scan our ID? Yes. Who was crammed?

Who made that up? And why are you f***ing with me? I'm a newbie in your gym and you're already messing with me. It was the guy. He had too big of a watch on. You can never trust somebody with a 55mm. That bitch looks like a rifle scope. You can just go and put a lens on it. Look through it.

Shoot that son of a bitch and then go and tighten it back up. The Look through it. Shoot that son of a bitch. Then go and tighten it back up. The watch was that big, bro. Yeah. I'm talking like that. If it's taking up half of your hand, you shouldn't be wearing that watch. Okay, wait. I like the guy that was using his tail as pre-workout.

No. If I ever started a workout program, that would be in the instructions. You sniff it. You sniff your tits. You get that animalistic urge to just do something, move something. Maybe that's what I need to do to start lifting weight. Dude, we should do...

No, no, no. We should do a whole workout where you have to literally smell bad, sniff your gooch, and see if any of us PR. What if you went to the gym and hit five for five PRs? Oh, Cam, either. I would bottle that shit up and sell it. If we did that on a leg day because that's when I get real sweaty,

Cam, if I did that, anybody walking past me would smell my hand. Oh. Like I would be driving, and then the air conditioning hits my fingers. We're passing out behind the wheel. We're done. You see a lovely lady friend. You're going for a hug. Your hand's like this. You're like, hey, how you doing? He goes, oh. conditioning hits my fingers. We're passing out behind the wheel. We're done. You see a lovely lady friend. You're going for a hug. Your hand's like this.

You're like, hey, how you doing? He goes, oh. Oh, my God. It's like she goes. You know my cologne trick? My business cologne trick? Oh, yeah, yeah. This one.

Yeah. You just go, how's it going? He's like, what the fuck? He's just mad. He'll never forget me. Oh, my God. You'll be like, hey, you're the guy that smells like ball sack. Yeah, and so that's even more of a, what?

We're sharing it with the world, but we should do that. Smell like ball sack? I already do. No. Oh, okay. Far fit. Did you just go cross high? Maybe.

I think your eye just wiggled a little bit. Oh. That one. Well, it's because I told you when I be patting my braids, my eyes wiggle. I think I've been going too hard. You're hitting too hard or they are too tight. I think I'm developing a lazy eye. eye went to sleep and talk about some batteries i feel the attachment on the back you started i can start to feel the wire dude if payton went blind

this is what yeah golly but if you did man oh if i went blah i'm never gonna say it yeah i don't oh i was saying that could be our physical product what we make gym like pre-workout gym supplements it smells like my saturated but all the flavors are like ball sack but like they're like they're funny like berry ball sack ball sack berry yeah uh tangerine nice they're never gonna do that from florida with must i don't know why i just fused in drake in, but from Florida with must. Well, you know, Drake did make that. Who made that song? Sang.

It's a sang. From Florida with love. Pretty sure it was either an old song or it's just a sang. The guy scratched his nutsack for pre-workout. I'm not gonna lie. I might try that next time I go to the gym. We 100% should. I'm gonna document it.

That's another reason to never go to Cam's gym. Why? Ever. Freaks. Yeah. Yeah. I it's it is literally old people and apparently asshole scratchers so you should know podcast uh i think it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture painting pop culture painting cam Pop culture, painting camp. Pop culture, painting camp. Boo! Can I address the millions of people around the world?

That are dealing with what? No. Oh. Not dealing with anything. That owe me an apology. Millions? Millions of people. Owe you an apology on what?

I say things on this podcast, it gets clipped it gets put out to tiktok instagram whatever all the comments defiling me as a human being yes one of the things i said months ago it got clipped from patreon and it was i said it was from our conspiracy episode. I said months ago, I believe that aliens are not in space. I believe they're underwater. That got clipped and put on TikTok. Everybody was killing me in the comments. Just roasting me.

I'm like, who's the biggest idiot? Why does he even have a platform? Suck my d***. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I love it. And I was like, I was like,

just wait and watch. Time will reveal itself. Maybe I don't deserve one. Come to find out, this past week, the government came out and said, there's aliens underwater. Shout out to the one and only. So now all you clippers out there, clip this and put my clip from months ago where I said aliens are underwater and everybody was making fun of me.

And I need my commudgens. I need everybody to say, Peyton, I am so sorry. My royal braided up, sexy light skinned queen. I need it because I deserve it. That's all I wanted to say. Aliens are underwater. Talk your... That was the worst.

Talk your shit. And redemption. There we go. Oh my God. That was all on my lips. Dude, no. At one time, you looked like this. This is what you looked like.

You're like... And there's spit like hanging. Like there were drapes in your mouth. I have white mouth syndrome. Syndrome. Syndrome. Okay. For my pop culture, a deep, deep dive into pop culture will be on Patreon.

They're going to talk about in the incredible UFC 309 event. They went to in person, everything. And the crazy NYC story. And the crazy NYC story. That is on Patreon. But for my pop culture, I showed you the other day and you made fun of me, but I'm starting to,

I really am starting to think, and this could be a hot take and I want to bring this one up because you are more, you're more into music than me. I think if Travis Scott delivers another fantastic album, like he's upper echelon.

Like he can be like in some conversations. I think he's already upper echelon, but. No, he's upper, but I'm talking about like forever upper echelon like he he can be like in some conversations i think he's already upper echelon but no he's up i'm talking but i'm talking about like forever upper echelon like another fantastic album meaning that you think utopia was a fantastic album was a very good album bro it was a good album it was an okay very very good album it was so hard coming off astroworld which is one of the best albums almost ever. But that is the only reason Utopia... That's like LeBron. It's kind of like LeBron.

LeBron played all right. Well, he had 28, 10, and 11. Yeah, the only reason you're saying he played all right is because you're comparing him to his own stats. And that's what makes people great. That is. That's what makes Jay-Z Jay-Z. That's what makes Eminem Eminem, except for his newer stuff. That's what makes jay-z jay-z that's what makes eminem eminem except for his newer stuff that's what makes drake drake you can compare it to yourself and if you can keep doing

that that's what makes you great but utopia is a good ass album it is i'm not saying it's a bad album i'm saying i and i i love travis scott you know i've been to astroworld i lived in houston i have so much travis scott like stuff like i like I went to Space Village in Houston like I'm a huge Travis guy I whenever Utopia came out I listened to it two or three times I like to digest albums before I make an opinion on it at least like after the third time I was like I don't think I'm gonna come back to this and I haven't I've never come back to utopia and that's a personal thing like everybody takes in music differently but me and i think my music opinion is pretty okay very good i just there's like a couple songs but off of an album like that's not a good album to me like that's

the same reason we love kane brown's album not because it hasn't come out yet but when it does it's fantastic so good when we're listening to it like 90 of the album i'm going to go back to like that is fire the drake albums 90 of it i go back to uh gunna's album 90 that's not true like 40 of it i go back to which is still good but like if i'm downloading two songs it's probably not a good album. See, but that's crazy if you pick two songs from Utopia. That is wicked. That I can genuinely, like, just in my rotation, like, every time I'm going to bang that. Like, that's my eyes and telekinesis. Or like my two.

There might be another one I'm missing, but. There definitely is. That shows you how much I don't go back to it, though. I know. Telekinesis. That's a great song. My eyes. What's the opening track? I don't. I like the opening track. I compared it to theinesis, My Eyes. What's the opening track?

I like the opening track. I compared it to the opening of Astroworld, Stargazing. Which is an insane, insane song. Astroworld's just a phenomenal album. It's one of the best albums. He's never going to beat that, I don't think. That's going to probably be his best one. I hope he does.

But if he thinks, because I don't even know he's planning on dropping an album. I didn't know that either. You're telling me something right now. Yeah, I did not know that. And apparently he's getting ready. He's going to drop some solos first, like snippets and stuff, and then it'll lead, like, to the album rollout.

But I just think if he drops another one, bro, it's going to be crazy. And apparently Playboy's going to be on it. Can we, can I, real quick, Playboy Cardi, you can't not, like, I don't listen to him personally. I don don't either but every time he's on no i don't like actively listen to him but i'm saying if he's in a song or if he comes on it banks i gotta read the lyrics before i listen to the song any of that demonics i don't miss i'm a man of god brother

sorry you can have a great beat i'm a man of god before that beat that's very true but one more pop culture and i think we might debate about this they are dropping or they're they're opening a basketball version of top golf oh my god i saw that do you think that's a great idea i think that is a horrendous i think that is the worst idea that ever the concept is beautiful it's gonna go so bad beautiful but they don't understand hooping culture. It's not golf. Oh, my God, no. It's not a quiet man's game. You respect your opponent in golf.

There's a reason why bowling alleys work, top golf works. What's that thing where you slide up the ramp? Ski ball. Ski ball. There's a reason those three things work. Hoops ain't one of them. There's too many dudes, and I saw this on Twitter, with basketball, there's too many people that have a false perception

of their skills in basketball to where it will be way too competitive and way too, like, angry. You can't go on a date with most dudes at a Topgolf version of basketball. No. A basketball version of Topgolf. I was just about to say, bro, you can go to pickup where there's, it is literally straight men in a gym. And there's fights.

There's screaming. There's cussing. There's brawls. Now add their girls watching. Add some food and drinks. You're going to have ambulances just parked in the way, just waiting there. It's literally a great idea. We're definitely going, though.

Oh, yeah, we're going to go. We're definitely going to go. But I can already tell it's going to be too much bullshit. Oh my God, yeah. And it's especially where you put them is important. I'll let you tag along on that. Because if you go to a place where it's like streetball culture is like heavy, which are the best spots ever.

I love going to those. You can't put those type of places there because then they're going to go there. And those are the most, like streetball dudes are so competitive. That's what makes it great. If you put them in an establishment, though, where it's supposed to be fun, date night vibes, it's not going to be fun. You're going to see a chair go across. You're going to see someone bleeding on the ground.

Four of your basketballs, they're gone after the first night opening. You know how many dudes are going to take one too many and feel like they're back in junior high and be like, can touch rim yeah now you got a cracked skull yeah and your broken legs a split femur oh my god too many dudes are going to do one-on-one they're going to break like it's not going to be okay how does it is it just little half courts or like is it designed for one-on-one is it designed to just shoot i think it's just shooting i saw the ai model of it and it's basically like it's just like these like all around little bays. It's inside. It's all indoors and it's just like bays, right?

And it's got a hoop and a little bit of wood, right? And you just shoot and then you I guess there's going to be different modes of games you can do. I was about to say there has to be something more than just it's like. It's basically a bowling alley but with basketballs. Yeah, and that's a little like. I mean it looks great. It looks cool. It's a great concept

but realistically it's not gonna work hers up best for y'all whoever launched this idea i actually thought about it too like whenever i was like in years ago years ago whenever i was like super like what do i want to do that was one of the ideas was opening a thing like that yeah but like obviously i didn't have the capital or like resources for it but i'm like it would be a good idea and i didn't even think about that part of it it's so much easier to think monday morning quarterback these business ideas but bro before i understood how much money it took to make video games and movies and stuff like that i wanted to make a video game that was you started in high is essentially 2k mixed with gta so you

started in high school you pick the college you might not want to say this i kind of like it already i mean but it's it's too it's 2k is kind of like that now but like the idea of park before park was all out and stuff but it's like actual gta like you the money you make from your basketball like your vc your currency from your contract you can spend on cars on cribs on stuff like that you can go out you can do illegal things if you want to as your second life but if you get caught then you get suspended from the nba and like all sorts of stuff like that that's can go out. You can do illegal things if you want to as your second life, but if you get caught, then you get suspended from the NBA and all sorts of stuff like that. That's fire.

It would have been so fun. You don't need money to start that up. You pitch. You pitch to Bethesda. You pitch to EA. I thought I pitched, but hell no.

I mean, I damn sure would have made it by myself. Yeah, you're going to have to. That's the thing. You're going to have to, but that's a good idea. It's not a bad idea at all.

Yeah, I thought it'd be fun as hell. Somebody steals it. Imagine you have a Draco in your car as you're pulling up to the arena and you're have to, but that's a good idea. It's not a bad idea at all. Yeah. I thought it'd be fun as hell. Somebody steals it, comes out. Imagine you have a Draco in your car as you're pulling up to the arena, and you're just like, yo, what up? And you go out there, you drop the... Go sing the song. I don't know why.

I swear to God, that was second nature. I didn't even mean to. I didn't even mean to. Don't pull up to any establishment with any Dracos, please. I said, Draco, pull up to an establishment, and then I made a deep voice. And then I dapped up. That was Pop Culture Payday Cam. Pop Culture Payday Cam.

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