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We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Hit that soldier boy. Yeah, crank that soldier boy. Dang. Lean with it.

Rock with it. Lean with it. Rock with it rock with it lean with it rock with it it's 7 p.m friday 95 degrees i ain't got no coming and no coming ain't got me uh i ain't got no coming i'm about to show some what make it look for free what and we in the studio we repping geb i don't know who that is i don't know who that i swear to god i don't mean anything by that if that is somebody. Hey, fun. Okay, question.

Might have to get cut out if you had to pick one dictator in all of history. Who's your favorite? Who's my favorite? Don't answer that. Cam, don't answer that. I'm just kidding. Oh, we're here. Zinger.

Mute it. Here we go. Cam. Hey, buddy. I was going to start Oh, we're here. Zinger. Mute it. Here we go. Cam. Hey, buddy. I was going to start off by complimenting you. On? Expressing my love to you. On?

About? Telling you how much you mean to me. But... You look so tired when you do that face. No, you know what I do look like? What? I look like an alcoholic stepfather right now. Like, I have the attire of an alcoholic stepdad right now.

No, you, what you actually look like is a, let's go, a second year junior in a public university that is so obsessed with his frat, he doesn't go to classes. That's why you're repeating. I've never heard someone repeat a year in college. You got held back in college, at uni. That's what you look like. You look like everyone at the football games knows your name. Your classmates have never seen you.

That's exactly what you look like. That is to the T. The jean shorts, the what size Nike socks are those? Let's talk about that. Too small, too small. They're like youth. They're fully extended and there's no's talk about that too small they're like youth they're fully extended there's no wrinkle in them and they're barely above the ankle let's talk about that it we don't need to talk about it your foot i just saw that his heel was at this part

like the the regular white part was at the heel okay you're making fun of my whole outfit you're talking about my whole attire but you've ignored forgot a very one piece of attire now for the audio listeners you can't see this but i have a splint a clear splint i have a halfway cast you do on my hand you are casted halfway half of my forearm is engulfed in black velcro. It probably smells treacherous. It smells illegal. Can we tell the people how this happened? Do you want... Let's do this.

This is the only fair way. We're going to rock, paper, scissors. Winner tells their side first. Okay. Okay? Winner tells their side first. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Yeah. Alright. So it's me. I won. Here we go. My finger, more specifically, my thumb is broken. Shattered. Million time for DreamCon. One time for DreamCon, the best place on earth.

Fantastic event, per usual, every year, and continue. Got drafted. We got drafted. Now, we knew that we were going to be playing in the Creator League game for about a year. We knew we were going to do it. Yes. The whole time, we were under the assumption. We are a package deal.

We don't get separated. You give up your next pick to lock in both of us. Exactly. That's how that works. Now, draft comes along. This voice, I can't. Mark Phillips, our good friend, family member. Drafts Cam Kennedy, right?

Third overall, the entire draft. Drafts Cam Kennedy. Third out of 16, the entire draft. Drafts Cam Kennedy. Third out of 16 people. Last time I'll say it, goodbye. Then, it was Duke Dennis. Friend. Friend of ours. Great guy. Very good guy. Duke Dennis says,

well, if you get Cam, guess who I'm going to take? I'm going to get Peyton. Now I said, oh, Duke Dennis. Mr. Big Drop himself. Mr. Captain Atlanta. You know what I mean? You can't do that. Yeah.

That's f***ed up. Let's call a spade a spade. And I immediately get a call from Cam following the draft saying, it's wartime. And he hangs up the phone. Oh my. And I said, it's wartime. What does that mean?

For a few days later, what was that? What was that? A few days later, a few days later, Cam goes, Peyton, we gotta practice

for DreamCon. It's coming up in a couple days. And I said, you're right. I haven't played basketball in a long time, since last DreamCon.

Yeah. It's been a calendar year. Cam has hired professional basketball trainers, nutrition staff, and stretching coaches for the Korean League. False, false, and false. He goes, so you need to catch up. We normally go to his former high school, right? We have a free gym, open gym there.

It's private. Perfect. Zion Williams is there sometimes. Pretty cool. This day, Cam goes, uh-uh, we're going to take you to this rec center. It's private. Perfect. Zion Williams is there sometime. Pretty cool. This day, Cam goes, uh-oh, we're going to take you to this rec center. Where there's no cameras. No cameras. Dusty, a little ghetto. And I said,

I said, what happened to the high school? He goes, not today. We go to the court. Cam, I go, Cam, let's promote the event. Creator League. Let's get on TikTok Live. Let's play one-on-one. A little warm-up. Just fun. Creator League. Let's get on TikTok Live. Let's play one-on-one. A little warm-up.

Just fun, casual. Just a little roller skating. A little sparring. A little spar. You don't really hit somebody. Training session. But you just get them ready for the movements. You get the movements.

I was under the assumption we were sparring. Cam. Were you? Okay. I go, Cam, let's put this on TikTok Live. I've never seen Cam shut down so quickly. He says, no, no, no, no, no. It will ruin everything. I go, Cam, let's put this on TikTok Live. I've never seen Cam shut down so quickly. He says, no, no, no, no, no. It will ruin everything. I said, ruin everything?

What does that mean, ruin everything? This is to promote the event. And he goes, okay, but only for 20 minutes. We get into the heat of the spar. Cam forgets that TikTok Live is going. Cam grabs my shirt, pulls me in real closely, and says, it's over for you racial slur and i said what i said you're lucky we're not mic'd up right now and i go what does that mean cam takes my

thumb right snaps it and i go what was that and he spits in my mouth and he goes we're not friends during creator league and then i couldn't play in greater league i had to call house of highlights and he goes, we're not friends during Creator League. And then I couldn't play in Creator League. I had to call House of Highlights. I had to call Creator League. I had to call DreamCon. I had to call the head of Warner Brothers and tell them I can't play because Cameron Kennedy. So now do you want to explain to them

how it feels that you took the opportunity away from me and all the fans to see us play 5v5 in front of a million people? I do. But first, end scene. Good job. Ten seconds of a million people. I do. But first, and scene. Good job. Ten seconds of what actually happened. We show up to the gym.

We're trying to play one-on-one to shake the rust off. Hey, you want to go on TikTok Live? Hell yeah, let's do it. Buddy over here is a handsy little rat bastard. He's playing defense, which is legal. It's fine. He just plays more aggressive than others. I go to rip through to drive to my right.

He goes to hand check, and his thumb goes, and I still have a bruise on my chest. He hit my shit very hard. His body, his mangly body was soaring with adrenaline in the moment. So he actually broke the thumb, continued to play for like 10, 15 more minutes, and then when we finally took a break and he sat down, it started throbbing. Yeah, it was bad. When I say you took almost a quarter mile around the gym of just walking in a line going yeah it was it was bad highly unfortunate it took me two days to get x-rays i was like it's not

broken well tell him well the first day he went the second we left me and cj left i take cj home he goes straight to the uh like minute clinic like ER, the quick ER. Where you go if you break something or whatever. If you got the clap. I got the clap and I'm giving it to you. Okay, so he goes there and they go, oh, it's not broken. It's dislocated, though, and it looks like it went back in the socket. We're going to need to keep an eye on it, right? He goes home.

No medicine, no splint, nothing at all. Just paperwork, actually. It's killing him the remainder of the night, wakes up the next day. It is now fat, swollen, black, purple, and blue. And he goes, a little hint of thunder. It'd be like fucking surging. He goes, hey, this is fucking broken. I'm going back.

He goes back. They go, okay, we got to get you x-rays he then has to drive somewhere else the next morning yeah still another 24 hours goes somewhere like seven o'clock way the hell out there gets an x-ray they hand him a cd floppy disk yeah that's just piss me off don't hand me a cd where am i gonna play the cd oh i'm gonna put this in my tesla ron you think my tesla that can stream twitch from the sky has capabilities to play your bootleg pirated DVD. So they give him that and they go,

here's your disc. Oh, by the way, thumb's broken. He goes, excuse me? Thumb's broken. They split him up, send him home. Zero meds still. That's the most shocking part to me. You don't get meds when you break bones. I just feel like that's not right. Unless it's like a compound fracture. I mean, yeah, I guess I didn't get medicine either when you break bones. I don't think that. I just feel like that's not right. Unless it's like a compound fracture. I'm with the compound.

I mean, yeah, I guess I didn't get medicine either. You never broke a bone? I had a hairline fracture. High angle sprain is what you had. And you tell people that you got a fracture. That's the kind of person you are. No, I literally got x-rays and there was bone fragment floating in the little sack right there. And that dude.

Sometimes I think I have bone fragment floating around in my sack too. Do you ever feel around your nuts and it's like you feel like there's metal in there do you very strange question no on the metal part that's strange no I do sometimes it feels like my veins get spider webbed though like they're clogged that's not good and I have to like rub a nut out and then it goes

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I want to say it in the moment so I don't forget. I don't want it to be out there in the world. Go say it. No, just say it. Say it with your chest. Do you sometimes, when you're like icicle strong, brick top. Yeah, hard as a rock. Sometimes are you just like, what is this today?

Huh? Like that's how it looked like yesterday like impressively or less impressive oh 100 okay but then i i do the skin test but there's a skin test how elastic your skin is that day elasticity is your way of figuring this out yeah because if you're really if you're really pumping iron, right, your skin will be tight. But if you think you're really pumped iron, but it looks optically like you're not, you'll be like Ruby's head.

So there'll be so much skin. Okay, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? You still have room for growth. If you go and pull it, and it is almost fighting back, that's what you got. That's what you got to work with. That's all you.

If there's still a little raisin, a little silly band action going on, you can still grow more. Uh-huh. Okay. On a story short, the other day, I was like, man, what the fuck? I was like, what is this? This isn't me. Do you ever lose them? My nuts.

Like, where'd they go? Like, I lost and found. Like, they're not in my shorts. They're not in my trousers. I've never once lost a testy satchel, in my entire life i've never lost it i'm like i'm patting like i lost my key that'd be some sick shit already really yeah uh wild intro but how was dream con bubba how was your week i was gonna ask you that too it was i do i do care uh dream con was honestly it was a lot it's always amazing let me not um you're gonna take the wrong way it's literally the best place on earth the best but

because of where the podcast has gone and the growth and everything last year compared to the first year we went so the first year we went it was damn near like we were a startup business. It was fun. We enjoyed the convention. We got to enjoy it. We were still noticed by, honestly, I mean, there was honestly still a good amount of noticing. Took plenty of pictures and stuff. But it was like we could go to a booth.

We could, and then we turned around. Oh, hey, thank you so much for watching. Fast forward a full year, we grew a lot. Don't cough. Last year, we grew a lot. Don't cough. Last year, we didn't get to enjoy the convention at all. The second we stepped down on the floor, mobbing, pictures, which is amazing. We love that. No problem.

We love that. No problem. But I'm saying there's certain days where, you know, maybe me and P want to go look at the little rugs. Maybe we want to go look at the little anime posters. There's some cool things in there, too. There's always cool shit. So we went under the impersonate. Impersonate?

Impression? What am I doing? So we went under the impression of this year was going to be even worse considering we've like 4X'd from last year. So we thought it was going to be really bad, but it ended up being really good. We got to enjoy it for a little bit, but a little bit beats nothing. And it's thanks to our lovely security we have. Yes. Shout out to Kevin, Smalls, and Justin.

Y'all did fantastic all weekend. Like, honestly, really appreciate y'all. That was some good shit. Y'all helped us out a lot. Any security guard named Smalls, it's good. He's a dog. He was the one who was walking behind Liv like this. Like Liv was the president.

Liv was the president. But it was fun. How was the game? The game. Yeah, go ahead and give me your breakdown of the game. The full, full breakdown will be in 124 Extended on Patreon. Y'all already know that. Quick breakdown for full length.

I mean, it really was fun. I started off hot. I mean, if you, in a real basketball game, if I started the way I started that, there's no way I don't leave with at least 25. Yeah. There's no, actually, it's impossible. I'd be getting fake screen little layups anything but it wasn't full-blown real hooping basketball it was entertainment uh started off really hot and then about three and a half quarters of very cool just because mean, it's basketball. Long story short, I made three shots pretty quick.

They all went in, and then my teammates couldn't find me. Not blaming it on my teammates because it's kind of – I describe to someone the Creator League is kind of like Juco. Yes. You want to win the game. You want your team to win, but you want to get your shit off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And no one's wrong for having that mindset.

Like, you're coming out because, like, Plack Boy Max is trying to do good for his fans. Yeah. I'm trying to do good for our fans and everybody. Yeah. You know, every single person's trying to do good for themselves so they can give it to their community. But in terms of basketball, a very team-oriented sport,

it doesn't work like that. Yeah. So, I mean, it was fun, though. My perspective of the game, it was fun to watch on the bench. I know you had a good time. Me and Phantom were just sitting there talking literally the whole time. Two assistant coaches. Yeah, and then Duke.

It's so funny. At the beginning of the game, every time you touch the ball and a shot went up, the whole crowd was like, I was like, yeah, that's him. I literally started the game off with two threes, like back-to-back within the first probably four minutes. The crowd was pretty hype. I had six of our first seven points,

and then literally didn't even hit a shot until, like, damn near the end of the second. Only shot two more before that, and then didn't hit again all the way to the fourth. One other thing. I'm excited. On Patreon, we'll talk about more. I'm going to ask the juicy questions on Patreon. Yeah. But, so let me get into something real quick.

Yeah. We went and did the thing where we played one-on-one on TikTok Live. You broke my thumb, right? I didn't break it. I had to go to the hospital. You did. Now, there's one thing while I was sitting in the hospital, right? Mm-hmm.

My phone died. I had no phone. Okay. They put me, you know when you're in the waiting room, right? You're sitting in the waiting room for like 10, 15 minutes and they call, what? It was Jeopardy on the TV. And then they call you... I'm not answering that.

I don't know. They actually didn't have TVs. Yeah. No TVs. No, they had a bunch of magazines. It was still old. So you go and then they call you, Peyton, come on.

I couldn't give them my fake name because it's a hospital. I think that's illegal. So they take me back to the room. I'm sitting in the room, right? Cold. They sit me down and they close the door. There's no windows in the room i'm sitting in the room right cold they sit me down and they close the door there's no windows in the room i've never waited that long in a hospital like bedroom ever in my life i was literally there for 45 minutes no phone no i was windowless raw dogging

a hospital room what are the and now i think that is the worst place to not have a phone oh yeah i could tell you every single ligament and aphibia because that little statue right there that little statue i read 17 pamphlets i was like this place is hell on earth i was running around maybe i do have plantar fasciitis i was going around on that spinny chair i washed my hands four times i was there's nothing to do in here i was grabbing what i found out was used syringes i had to use hand sanitizer because i because i was playing with the syringes in the little thing and then i closed it and it said like the like the bio it looked like a fallout sign and i said i shouldn't have touched that you know what i mean i might turn into magic johnson there's first off crazy why the hell

were you playing with syringes i was 45 minutes with no phone with me in a room with no windows camp that's a prison syringes a syringe is a syringe a needle yeah yeah you why in your right mind in a hospital i thought they were new you didn't see the red nuke town sign on it are you kidding me no it's not my fault there's 45 minutes with no phone in a hospital mosquitoes are about to be running the opposite way of you my friend they're gonna be like they know something we don't but saying now what is the worst place to not have your phone oh shit like say you're somewhere and your phone dies what's the worst place mine is definitely a hospital waiting room i would probably say due

to my adhd airport i would absolutely hate not having a phone in the airport oh hey airport i don't agree with that people watching that's the best and there's so many things to do in an airport was there a bounce house we going to go play bowling? Where the hell do you go fly out of? Mom and dad pop in? What is there to do in an airport? VR. You can do anything.

You can play video games. Oh, that one did have that cool-ass phone. You can go go Auntie Anne. That's unfortunate. You can do anything. Okay, all of our terminals that we've flown into recently, because we fly Spirit, we don't have money. So you should have said, I would agree with airplane.

Airplane sucks. Airplane, if they have the infotainment system, I'm locked in. Say you're at American Airlines. They have the infotainment system. No, they don't. Oh, they don't. That's Delta. But I have my laptop.

I'm saying no technology. That sucks. Yeah. What are the worst places? I think a playground. Because if you're an adult at a playground and you don't have a phone in your hand, you're a predator. Yeah, why are you there?

Why would you be at a playground? Why would you be at a playground? It's a great thinking spot. You're either scouting or smoking. No, no, you can't say that. You're either scouting or smoking. I hope to God it's neither. You can't say that.

Don't put that on me. That's not on you. I'm saying it's a great thinking spot. A great thinking spot. What's put that on me. That's not on you. I'm saying it's a great thinking spot. A great thinking spot. What's your inspiration on this playground? Nature. Nature, right? Yeah.

And I do enjoy a good jungle jump. A good monkey bar, a slide. You would be, you'd look like a jigsaw puzzle if you tried to get in a kid size. You'd be all mangled and like rolled up. When I was home this weekend I went to Rowland Elementary School

my old elementary school there's nobody there but I was just on my phone like thinking of ideas. See that's different. That's what I'm talking about.

What time was it? Middle of the day. Oh that's not good bro. That's not good. I feel like you could be arrested any second. No but okay but I'm saying

like a secret service. It would be creepy if I was just standing there loitering with no phone. Having a phone, it helped out a lot. It definitely helps your case, but they're still like, what are you doing, soldier boy man? Okay, so when I have my phone in my hand at a playground, I'm just a thinker. I'm a creator.

I'm doing this. If I don't have a phone, I'm Dan Schneider. Like I'm a creep. You know what I mean? You are R. Kelly. You know what I mean? That are R. Kelly. You know what I mean? That is Puff Daddy over there. And Chris Hansen's around the corner with a pizza.

You know what I mean? Oh, my God. That was like a quick trigger figure. You got it all off. Why are you at playgrounds? I just told you. But let's debunk that. Let's ruin your thought on that.

I'm about to embarrass you. So you're 25, correct? Yeah. Okay. So let's say park. Well, every playground I go to has a park. Basketball court. They all have that there.

Beach. I live in Dallas. There's no beach here. You're 20 minutes away from beach. You're 20 minutes away from let alone beach. That's not a beach. That's a Dallas. There's no beach here. You're 20 minutes away from beach. You're 20 minutes away from Little Elm Beach. That's not a beach. That's a lake. With a beach.

Oh, don't start. It's a beach. A beach has sand. There's sand there. No, it's not. It's rocks. There's so much sand. You're tripping.

There's rocks in the sand. No, there's not. Is there rocks? No. Okay, we're not doing this. It's full-blown sand. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding.

It's full-blown sand. It's man-made, but it's... Okay, so I can go to Ashton's backyard, and that's a beach. There's not a grain of sand. There's not a grain of... Yes, there is. In Ashton's backyard, there's sand? Yes.

Whenever they were building this shit, there was sand on the thing. That sandbags hold down their equipment. Is it sand? Not out for you to rest in. I can put my feet in if I want. You're the worst. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

But why playground? It's because all my creativity my whole life has come from like childhood. I feel that. And so I always tap into my childhood stuff. That's why I watch like all my favorite childhood shows all the time. It's because it gets me creative again. It's my thing. Bro, childhood creativity is honestly hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

I don't think you had that. I used to have full-blown wars with myself. What? Yeah. I would have – I don't think you had that. I used to have full-blown wars with myself. What? Yeah. I would have... I'd go to my grandma's. I'd grab her... I mean, she was blind,

so it was her walking stick, but I would use it as a staff and I'd pretend I was Gandalf the Grey. I'd go outside and literally pretend an army of 300 Uruk-hai were coming down the road and I would full-blown sprint

away from nothing, from dust. There was nothing behind me and I was like prone sprint away from nothing from, from dust. There's nothing behind me. And I was like, I can't get back to Helm's deep. And I've run back there. I would set shit up as if it was like protection. I didn't put the staff down walking stick for the blind woman. I'd get a fake bow and arrow. I now am Legolas, right?

Bow down. I'd grab a hatchet that my grandpa used to work on trees. I'd now pretend I'm Gimli. I would have full-blown war. By yourself. No one else was there. No one was there. How long did these last?

Yes or no, was I talking out loud? A hundred percent. You had to be. Oh, these were about 90 minutes. It was a good, it was cool. Oh, you were winded at the end of that. Oh, I went straight inside, took a bath, and laid down on my cot. You needed a Capri Sun at the end.

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I have a question for you. I'm still cute? Still creative? No. Well, you told me something about yourself, and it is awfully creative. I guess that's a word you could say. Let's be honest here. Okay. Shoulder shrug with a let's be honest is never a good

thing for me my my ass is burning i'm on the hot seat okay we all have genitalia yes you have it where's this going and sometimes when you grow older as we are we're grown men you get hair down there yeah where are you going with this? Where are you going? Hair. Right. And sometimes, and sometimes, sometimes you got to clean it up, huh? So, question for you.

Have you ever played around a little bit while you're shaving your jibbly bits? You're a coward for taking this to the air. Yes, the answer is yes. How? How have you played around? What's the wildest thing you've done while shaving downstairs? I was inspired, some could say. You're not even on the mic. I was inspired, some could say. You're not even on the mic. I was inspired, some could say. And Delta was an inspiration. So while I was cleaning everything up, I said, let's see what it looks like

with a little landing strip. You gave yourself a landing strip as a grown man First off, I wasn't a grown man Man yet, not grown I was probably like 20 You're a grown man, dog 20, 20, like 4 Like 2 years ago

I'm kidding, 20 Oh my god, you were sitting on this couch with a landing strip No, it was 2021 It was 100% at Juco And it wasn't You did that in a dormitory? Yeah. Oh my God, you freak.

Oh, you were my roommate. It didn't stay to play. It was like a... I swear to God. It's like when people have a full-blown beard and instead of just going, being boring with it, going...

Like they take this off first where they have mutton chops and then they take that off where it's just a mustache and then they clean it all up. You shaped your crotch up to have a landing strip. For about 30 seconds. Okay okay the reason i'm making

funny is because i'm projecting i gave myself a heart one you gave yourself a heart it started as an arrow you have two mics on you yeah it started it started as an arrow and i was seeing black dots no it started as an arrow pointing down like i was trying to be cute and then then a heart turned into a heart. A certified lover boy downstairs. It was like a... That shit was probably jagged. Yeah, it was like triangles instead of rounded. But you got the gist of it.

There's no way. There's no way he gave you some heart. That's the wildest pubic thing I've ever done. Mine was just a straight line leading to that road of gold. A heart. Wait, so you sectioned it off. What do you mean? Like, it was a floating heart.

There was no little trail down to... No, it started at the base. It started at the base. Like, that's where the tip of the heart was. And then it went around... Your penis had a ball cap. Your penis had a certified lover boy ball cap. What are you doing?

Okay, I've done more. Was that in college? No, it was high school i think oh i didn't have oh man no oh man no you had ass hair when you were nine probably the first hair like pubic hair i got was on my nipple long what did you just say the first pubic hair you got was on your nipple yeah a pubic hair Your nipples are not your pubes What is a pube? No no no

I think these are pubes too That's a beard That's facial hair I think everything on your body is pubic So you have pubic hair on your leg That's incorrect I don't like the word pubic Yeah pubic is a strange diction no but

i've done weirder things i've i've made shorts out of my leg hair before i've like shaved like everything under here before and i was walking around it didn't look you had to it my hair turns blonde in the summer so you couldn't really tell but uh i was walking around with compression shorts of pubic hair oh the reason that one got me so bad is because I always wanted to do that. But my shit, you can't see it. Bro, back to the heart. What are we talking size-wise? You want like an accurate representation?

No, I don't want to see anything. Just give me a right here. Hold on. We talking like an emoji? What the fuck? Oh, no, I was a scruffy guy. How big's your base? You said it was about right here.

What the f***? How much real estate? How big's your parking, your driveway? Oh, you know I got a large dutch. How big's your driveway? Oh. You said, oh, it's about right here. Here's the heart.

Oh, Ruby can sit on it comfortably. No, that sounds crazy, but I'm talking about my belly. That's where it is Your bed you know no no no You're the six-inch sub pubic heart Are you Are you kidding because you know I got a lot of happy trail hair so it was like oh what see i was bringing lost for words i brought you in at first

to maybe i'm glad we bought not down your wall of judgment but it didn't work oh it didn't because my my strip was about i'd say about that wide, about that long. Just nice, simple little strip. Well, yeah, but you don't have that much real estate like I do. You have a Fiat 500. I have a semi-truck. You know what I mean? You can go under mine. You know what I mean?

What? Your shadow outcasts yours. No, no, no, no, no. That's insane. No, it's not my proudest thing, but I'd still do it. I wish, I need to get a mirror in. No, no, no, no, no. That's insane. No, it's not my proudest thing, but I'd still do it. I wish, I need to get a mirror in. No, no, no, no, that's too much.

Wait, okay, one more on this before we leave the cubic realm. One to ten, right? No, not, no, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that. One to ten. One being, I'm talking like ruby head, like skull ofy baby ass smooth like the back of like a kitchen plate okay one being that smooth yeah ten being like where's my keys i can't see through this forest where am i at where are you at on a day-to-day like right now that's such a strange question ask like the middle of the week in July. What's your hair looking like?

Not looking. I don't need to see. But where's your comfort zone? Where do you feel most at home? You ever seen a tree about to die, has a couple leaves on it? Like a tree in autumn. Like a tree in fall. Like when shit's starting to decay a little bit. It's like patchy.

No. It looks like the top of Kevin Durant's head. I had to do it. First time. It looks like the top of LeBron's head whenever he doesn't go like that for too long. Why is there patches? It's so bad. Sorry.

That's a lot. And I do apologize. I'm joking. It's a comedy podcast. Comedy purposes. It did it again. It did it again. Stop.

Don't ask me. That's invasive. You just told me your pubic region looks like LeBron Ramon James' skull if he doesn't brush. Yeah. Why is there patches? That shouldn't surprise you. You know how my leg hair is.

I am super hairy right here. That's behind the knee. That's something that's hidden at all times. My webbing is baby smooth. A little pink and red. Your webbing's smooth? It looks like chapped lips. Okay. No, no, no. We gotta stop. You're webbing smooth. It looks like chapped lips. My. Okay. No, no, no.

We got to stop. We have to get off. We. You're done. You're so done. And the fact that I say these things and there's still like people that love me like. I think this will make them love you even more. That's.

That's. You're going to get some wicked DMs. Let's just say that. Speaking of private areas. I was talking to this girl, right? So. Stop. I was talking to this girl, right? Okay... I was talking to this girl, right?

So she was staying at my house for a long time. She was like a resident. Free rent. Oh. You know what I mean? You don't need to know. But I do. I was staying... She was staying at my house, right? Okay. You know how my house is built. Dirty. So...

I'm getting scammed by a maid right now. I'll tell you on Patreon. I'm getting scammed by a maid. It is. I you on Patreon I'm getting scammed by a maid I think she's going to kill me I'll kill her So this girl was staying at my house right Resident at this point She has a key

No never She was showering in my shower I was in the bed You know what I mean As we do she gets out the shower she has a bonnet on doing her thing she comes she comes out of the bathroom towards my bed and she's like I'm like what's wrong what would you do in there like why is it she goes I don't know something in like my ear just like

feels weird like tingling in it and I I was like, oh, just ignore it. Like, you'll be okay. Like, just lay down. We're laying down, right? She keeps, ah. Ah. You're making my shit itch. And I'm like, what?

Let me look at it. Like, what are you doing? She lays on her side, right? I look in her ear. I'm getting itchy. I can't see anything. But, like, I can physically, her ear's, like, twitching a little bit. Like, something like this.

I literally put my pinky in her ear, and I'm scooping, right? I'm like. On the third one, I swear to God, a dead little spider pops out, and it's, like, resting on the top. Oh, my. I have goosebumps. The camera can't see it, but I have goosebumps on my legs. You do, too. Oh, my God.

I knew you were here. And I have goosebumps on my legs. You do too. Oh my God. I'm on top of her here. And I said, pack your things. Get out of my house. Gwen Stacy, you can leave right now. I'm like, you're housing arachnids in your skull. You need to leave, man. Take your bonnet and i just got my housing arachnids is that's probably the best two-word combination i've

heard in a year and and i i just got my house like fermented or whatever it's called when they check for insects what's it called what's that called when they do that? Fermented? Not fermented. What is it? Inspector? There you go. It's not fermented.

I got my house infermented and infiltrated, and they checked for bugs and shit, and they didn't check her. They didn't check her. But she was using my ex's bonnet that's been sitting there for like two years. So you typically date Spidey women. If it came from one ex, it now went to other ex. First off, bless her heart. Because you didn't say she did anything wrong. She's just housing a racket, and so she's got to go.

You have to leave. I've lived here every day. I haven't even seen a Spidey. You're giving one a house to live in. You've got a studio apartment. You've got to go right now. He's in a cave in your ear. What would you do if that happened to you?

Like, genuinely. Like, for real, for real. What would you do if that was you in that scenario? If there's a spider in my ear? Yes. You're feeling shit. You're going, and then you go, man, what the hell? And it's like this.

Next time you see me, there's going to be a toe tag on me. You've got to identify. I can't live like that they pull the shoes that paid yeah that's it look at that hair craziest answer you could possibly give maybe maybe actually the worst answer you think so yeah yeah uh i would burn the house to the ground. Oh, yeah. No. Because I don't procreate spiders. They don't come from me.

I don't make them. I don't have a spider-making kit. Yeah. So it's coming from this system. Yeah. So I leave house. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode of The You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by our friends at Shopify.

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Or a girl that has chronically bad breath. Oh, man. But not in public, only whenever it's sexy time. Oh, hell no. Give me Itsy Bitsy. Really? I'll get that spider out. Really? Yeah.

But every month, the spider gets a little bigger. Okay, so you're throwing caveats. A little more venomous. You're throwing caveats. She's got Black Widow in her ear. It's like venom comes out of her window. It's like, just grabs me. Bad breath during sexy time is an immediate shoehorn.

You would think. Recently, I was having sexy time. I was kissing a lovely girl. Don't you say it. Her breath was like tartar sauce. It was literally like Wendy's 4 for 4 mixed with a smoothie. It was one of the worst things I've ever had. Who was this? Who was it?

I can't say that. Yeah, don't say the name. But you know. Yike. No, I didn't say that. Don't say the name. You know. Yike. We were tongue punching and it didn't stop me. Her tongue was a little rough. That's the part that got me and I was like, am I bleeding? You know what I don't like? Don't suck on my

bottom lip. I hate that. Oh, no. But you don't have much bottom lip. My shit takes my chin with me. Yeah, your shit takes your whole skull. I'm just like, that might be racist. I'm like, oh, oh thanks and you're like i'm like oh damn it no i don't find my bread bad that bad i can work around it bad okay hold your nose the only time no you hold my nose with my mouth open i'm swapping spit yeah i kiss you like i'm diving in a pool. The girl would leave.

Yes. She'd have to leave. Nah. You don't think she'd be that embarrassed? No. If I went, alright, let's do it.

That'd be awful. That'd be so embarrassing. You're a second grader. Okay, what were you saying? Okay, I will agree with you, but if it's morning. If it's morning breath, I can excuse it. That's a so embarrassing. You're a second grader. Okay, what were you saying? Okay, I will agree with you, but if it's morning. If it's morning breath, I can excuse it.

That's a responsibility thing. You don't kiss in the morning. Oh, I have full-blown sex time in the morning. Well, you're married. That's different. That's true. I can't do that. Go put some Listerine in there.

Don't even turn around at me. One more would you rather, and this might be the most unhinged one we've ever asked. Oh, God. I'm feeling unhinged today. Hey, we're in the studio alone, by the way. There's no one telling us we can't say shit. Yeah, I don't know if this is even going to make it, but let's go.

I like it. You're playing NCAA football, right? Wham! You get hit in the back of the head. You're unconscious. You don't know where you are. You don't know what you're doing. Okay, you wake up.

You're on a deserted island. Okay? There's a mystery box sitting there. You open it. It says, you are stuck on this island for two years. Okay. There's enough resources to keep you alive. You're going to have to do some work, but you can survive. Okay.

One person can stay with you. Mm-hmm. And her name is Teresa. How does she look like? However. Okay. Teresa is Teresa is in fact a mermaid. But now, Peyton, the choice is yours. Do you want Teresa's top half or bottom half to be human? And you're stuck with Teresa for two years. So you either have a top half woman and a bottom half fit.

Or a bottom half woman and a top half fit. Oh, no, Cam. Oh, no. Because either one of these. Oh, let's do it. Let's hear the answer, man. You can either have. So let me paint the picture real quick.

Yeah, paint. Ask questions if you need to. I wake up at six in the morning half-cocked, right? Wham! You just get hit right in the back of the head. Okay, no, I'm saying like I wake up on the island, I'm half-cocked, right? Okay, well, no, probably less. Probably almost inverted, actually.

No, no, no, you don't know how I wake up. Well, you were transported via air and then dropped on a sandy beach. The better sleep I get... The more blood flow. Come on now. I feel that. You know what I mean? You have clean arteries. You know what I mean? You have clean arteries.

You know what I mean? Not really. And so I wake up, right? I'm looking, and I have the choice, right? You see this mystery box? You open it up. No, fuck the mystery, all that. I'm saying we're at the point where this woman is here, right?

I'm trying to imagine we got a beautiful up top, right? I look down, you got Salmon and Gills. It's just a big fin. God! Big fin with scales i don't like scales often slimy oh you're crazy a fish mouth would go crazy can i say that i think so it's a joke so without being can they talk without oh yeah. If you pick the option.

The fish can talk? Oh no. No if it has a top half fish can it talk? No. Oh then I'm all good for good talkings. You have to talk to me.

So you're going top half woman bottom half gills. Yeah 100%. I gotta be able to talk to you. You can converse. You'll have a partner. You won't go crazy.

No I'm just saying for sexy time you can talk to me i don't oh oh well leave me alone there's no there's go find the coconut coconuts get the hell away theresa that's a sick why'd you think of that please tell me that's from something and i didn't oh no i just caught your brain that's kind of age old though like that's been around. I've heard it before.

I guess. Because it's basically... You're stuck in the predicament of... Do you want to have sexy time with a woman? Mm-hmm. And no one to talk to for a year? In our case, I made it two years. Or do you want someone to talk to you can kiss and have somewhat sexy time, but no full-blown

sexy time? Honestly, it doesn't matter to me. I touch me better than anybody touches me. I don't need nobody there. But the top half, she can at least... At least she can say she loves me. Stop. Yeah, we know.

We got to cut that. We got to cut it. That's insane. I have a story for you, actually. I love stories. This happened like five days ago. Okay. So I'm going to Kroger.

We have absolutely nothing to eat in the house. My wife's like, get the hell out. Go get us food. And I go, aye, aye, Captain. You said anything you want. I said anything for you, Mrs. Mams. Okay. So I go to Kroger.

I'm getting a small order, so I'm grabbing one of those handheld baskets, right? Yeah, I love those. Next to me is the regular carts. A seem-to-be-lovely-but-an-elderly woman. She's grabbing a cart. And we know you hate old people. No, I don't. I love them to death.

You trip them all. They're oftentimes cute, but they're really, they're enraged a lot of times. Cam used to do this thing in college where you trip old people. And you say, how are your knees, bitch? Okay. Wow. The woman. cam used to do this thing in college where you trip old people and say how your knees bitch okay wow the woman grabs her cart we're both walking to the door i was clearly first okay i was however it was an elderly woman i was being nice i said oh you can go ma'am she continues to go right at me i swear to god she continues to go right at me it's like it was like a three second delay yeah and then right before she hits me i was like oh oh oh and she stopped she gives a little giggle puts down her sun shades and goes i'm sorry i'm a bad driver and i go oh no you're

okay ma'am you're okay she then turns it goes to the store right i shit you not so i'm like what the hell i walk by before i can even hit the little sushi section in Kroger, which is like 20 feet from the front door. All of a sudden, all I hear is, What is that noise? The woman takes a left into the flower section, and she's straight knocking vases over. I swear to God, four of them shattered bro shattered and then the same shit drops the sunshades the workers like what the

what is happening she goes i'm so sorry i'm a bad driver and then hugs the little worker and the worker starts patting the woman's back so she's not bullshitting she sucks at driving a car oh first question how'd you get here if you're if you're not if you can't drive a car you're definitely not driving a 92 like malibu all right because that'd be death second thing what are those sunglasses can you see let's just be let's let's be right have a light sensitivity that's fine if it is but why only when shit pops off do you release your real life what are we doing is there a 3d scanner something's not right with that in third and final i should have known to stay with that woman

throughout her entire kroger trip when she almost intentionally ran into me but then she didn't even know what happened lights are on no one's home did you not feel bad i immediately turned my head the other way and started laughing i'm not gonna lie yeah i told he hates old i don't hate old people if y'all heard how violently the vases were shattering it was like four of them bro it was like balloons tower defense it i swear to god but the funniest part is it was immediate yeah and i didn't see it. If I saw it happen, it'd be sad. But I said, okay, you're okay, ma'am. I turn around, soil everywhere, tulips.

This woman's just hitting shit with her cart, and I was like, she needs to leave. Dude, I think that's a cheat code for old people. She needs to leave. What, can't drive? You can literally do anything you want. Someone goes, she pops open a can of pickles. She's like... The amount of misdemeanors that I am going to rack up as an old person is going to be astounding.

Bro, it was... That's hilarious. How did she get there? Bro, you think I'm kidding? Because as soon as I saw that, I said, holy shit, she actually might not be seeing correctly. I stopped doing nice things for old people i used to do meals on wheels with my grandma what meals on wheels with my grandma you know what meals on wheels is i could only guess a car service bringing you food yeah for

old people what do you mean you did it me and my grandmama what do you mean you did meals on wheels you were driving said van with meals for literally i was in like the back seat and i i they went they wanted to because it was a very old white geriatric party and they wanted the little black kid with the braids to like show inclusion and they were like go knock on now we get to check off that box go knock on luther and gertrude's door and so i was like oh my god i'm fighting i'm trying so hard and it's i remember but i remember so i i went to this one nice old white lady's house and she was like oh thank you boy i was like boy is out of style man the name is peton. Boy is about 50 years too late. Boy was gone a long time ago. I was like, you're welcome.

Enjoy your next two weeks in life. And so I remember I was in this real, real country part of the neighborhood, right? Like of the city. And it was nothing but cowboys. I'm pretty sure I couldn't get gas at that town later than 5 p.m. Like, I'm not allowed to. You definitely shouldn't. So I remember I went up to this house, and I didn't see him.

It was like one of those wooden houses. You have to climb up the steps, and it has a big porch and a rocking chair on it. It's like one of those, and you see a wild hen go by. It was one of those, and a cat that smells like shit, but it's looking at you with intent. Before I can even, I went up like two steps. i didn't even knock on the door get out move boy i said i look back in my sweet poor little grandma she's like she doesn't know why is she bobbing she was old you know they have the rickets when they're old? The wickets? The rickets. What is a ricket? My grandma had the rickets, dog. She was like... That's what that's called. I don't know. I think that might be offensive.

The rickets. We can't. I'm just saying what my grandma did. I'm not saying anybody. My grandma, she was so happy and stuff and lightning bolt legs. She was so white. Thunderstorm thighs. she was so happy and stuff and lightning bolt legs she's so white thunderstorm thighs and i know get out boy and i said i dropped in their food literally that's the end of the story what if when you heard that

you looked okay let's paint a picture this might not make it through post let's paint a picture right please be careful. So you're walking, you hear, Get out, boy! You're too good at that. That was strangely good. That was like I bought an emote. That was ancestry.

That was ancestry. That was the spirits of your people. Get your ass out of here, boy! You do it twice as a team. Yeah, that was too far. Collectively, we could agree, right? I probably shouldn't have rinsed and repeated fight it. Don't let it win fight it fight it What if oh you're still fighting oh when you lick and do that teeth shit you're I was gonna I would be down that because I'd be down that you got I I'd be down to know She wouldn't like it though. You would let it go. Oh, yeah

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funny i bet it is to you it's not it's not jumping over the line it's like you're straddling the line here we go i say you go up i'm not gonna say it again for obvious reasons. But what did the guy say? Nope. Get out of here, boy. Nope. Get out of here, boy. Okay. That's what he said. He says that in a very racist Southern Alabama accent. Boom.

You go to drop the food. You quickly gaze, like a quick gaze. You look up at the window. In the window of the house, what would you have done? In the window of the house, you saw a fellow black man. But he went like this. Right when you saw him just went and went behind the curtains what would you have done okay now get out now we just gotta put it all together just bear with me i'm sorry get out of here boy you look up he's like

you know what funny part is i imagine pre You look up, he's like... You know what the funny part is? I imagine Preston doing that when he's 90. Okay, that's too much. That's too much. Yeah, we gotta get out of there. Okay. That was a fun pocket to be in, but God, is it scary.

Oh, man. Okay, you brought up grocery stores, right? Yeah. Bad drivers. I don't brought up grocery stores, right? Yeah. Bad drivers. I don't go to grocery stores often. But when I do, I always get this weird sense of apocalyptic nature. Like, everything is weird to me. All the meat hanging up.

And I'm like, God, this is barbaric. I like it. But there's one thing. There's one thing that I realized. Okay. And I have a question. Why does it taste like pop tarts? I have a question.

All right. Why is yogurt considered a food, but a smoothie isn't? If yogurt's food. Yogurt, you can't drink through a straw. You can't drink If yogurt's food. Yogurt you can't drink through a straw. You can't drink yogurt through a straw. Are you, are you, are you innate? Are you?

I don't know what that word means. Have you ever drank yogurt through a straw? I'm not saying I do. Because you can't. Okay, can you pour smoothie into a bowl and eat it like with a spoon? Yeah. So in the contents of a bowl, it's the same thing. No.

You can pour a Dr. Pepper into a bowl and you can eat it with a fork. I could. It'll take you longer, but you can do it. That doesn't make it a solid. I could put... That doesn't make... They're both not solids. Yogurt's not a solid.

Smoothie's not a solid. They're both gelatin liquid. First off, smoothie is certainly more liquid-based. 100%. 100%. gelatin liquid first off smoothie is certainly more liquid based 100 100 tim if you just put bananas strawberries ice a little bit of milk liquid there's liquid in yogurt you're saying there's not liquid in yogurt you said i don't i I'm not, I, yogurt, first off, do you know origin of yogurt? I'm lactose. Okay, Andrew Yogurton. I'm just kidding.

Okay, deadass though. Yogurt is not, no one's ever had yogurt via straw. I was in the hospital. They gave me yogurt in a straw. No, they did not. No, they did not. No, they did not. Kim, what's the difference between yogurt and a smoothie?

What, literally, what's the difference? One is a drink. How? It's a drink. A smoothie is a drink. It is served to you drink how it's a drink a smoothie is a drink it is served to you in a cup with a straw ergo drink you've never had a smoothie outside of a straw what smoothies are you getting dog can't smooth what smoothies are you getting you ever go to smoothie can you pop the lid and you drink it like that you do what you drink it like that

you drink it out of the cup because it's a drink? Okay, okay. You drink it like that? Yeah, drink. Okay. Remember Danimals, Disney Cruise, as a kid? Yes. And you would take it, and then you would pop it and drink it like that.

And what does it say? Pop it and drink it like that. It's a yogurt. Smoothie. It says... Oh, my... The smoothie's the flavor. It says yogurt smoothie.

The smoothie's the flavor. Yogurt smoothie's the flavor? What the hell does that taste like? Smoothie's the flavor. Dreams and ambitions? What does's the flavor. Yogurt smoothie's a flavor? What the hell does that taste like? Smoothie's the flavor. Dreams and ambitions? What does that taste like? Yogurt smoothie's the flavor? Smoothie's the flavor.

Are you out of your mind? Cam, I deadass because it had all the smoothie flavors in it. What's a smoothie flavor? Enlighten me. Bananas are flavor. Yogurt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're yelling at me. You're making me panic. Yogurt smoothie. Yeah no, no, no, no. You're yelling at me.

It's making me panic. Yogurt smoothie is what it is. Smoothie is not a flavor. It's a concoction. So when you got the Danimals Disney Cruise yogurt, what did you buy? Yogurt, right? You bought Danimals, which is a yogurt smoothie. It's the brand.

Danimals is the brand. Of yogurt smoothies. Damn, there's no such thing is a yogurt smoothie. It's the brand. Danimals is the brand. Of yogurt smoothies. Damn, there's no such thing as a yogurt smoothie. I'm bitching to say that's not even right. They didn't even say smoothie on it. You use a thing and you popped it. I remember Dylan and Cole Sprouse. They would pop the thing and they'd drink it on,

and then that's what you do. You could drink yogurt. I could go drink yogurt right now. Yes, you can drink yogurt through a straw. Remember the long tubes? And you'd rip it and you'd go. That's not a straw. That's a go-gurt. Fantastic device.

A go-gurt's technically a straw. Technically. It's a plastic package and you rip it off and you slurp through it. Your basis. Yogurt. Too thick to be served via straw. So it is not. You've never had a smoothie that's too thick to drink through via straw. So it is not.

You've never had a smoothie that's too thick to drink through a straw? Deadass, you've never had? That's a thick smoothie. They made it thick. So is it? Yogurt's just a thick smoothie. No, that's human error. First off, a smoothie is also multiple things concocted into one. Boom, smoothie.

Yogurt is multiple things concocted into one. Yogurt. What? Fruit. Milk. What? Ice, milk What? Ice cream, something That's a smoothie

No, that's yogurt Fruit, milk, and ice cream? Put that shit in a garbage disposal What are you gonna get? A smoothie It depends on how you blend it It's all the blending That's all it is

The difference between yogurt and a smoothie It's just how you blend it You're really sad. Have you never had a blender in your life? I own a Vitamix. I own the upper echelon of blenders. Okay, and there's yogurt setting, there's smoothie setting, and there's ice setting. Brother.

Brother. It does not matter how you blend it. It matters what's in it. If you don't put liquid, it gets thicker. More liquid you put, more thin, more runny. That just depends on how you want it. It don't put liquid it gets thicker more liquid you put more thin more that just depends on how you want it it doesn't matter you can like thin yogurt oh my god yogurt thins the skinny shit the ozipic yogurt you can have that no that just means there's no sugar no fat and no carbs and it's lighter or there is carbs there's lighter yes i'm thinking you're gonna

say jello smoothies and yogurt is all the same shit. That's not. Jell-O is not a drink. Shut your ass up. If you go like this with your Jell-O, you never mix up your Jell-O? If you do that enough with ice cream, it'll melt down and it'll be liquid. Exactly. If you do that enough with yogurt, guess what it is? A smoothie.

No. Cam, if you mix yogurt up like this, it's a smoothie. No. How? First off, you can leave yogurt on a counter for hours. There's going to be a little bit of liquid in it. It's still going to be. What yogurt are you getting? Real yogurt.

Smoothie little scientist. Smoothie. Kim, they're the same shit. No, they're not. Why is one drink and why is one food? It's technically not food. Because they're different. Because they're all liquid gelatins.

No. They don't have food in them. What is gelatin about yogurt? I don't really know what gelatin is. Don't they have dinosaur bones in gelatin? What? Yogurt is a food because it's not a full-blown liquid. Neither is smoothie.

It's not a full-blown liquid. It's thick. So you're saying smoothie and Diet Coke is the same thing. Is that what you're saying? They're both drinks. How? How are they even remotely close to each other? I'd venture to say a smoothie and Diet Coke is closer than smoothie and yogurt.

Because they're both drinks. You don't believe that. They're both drinks. They are drinks. That's just branding. That's all that is. You live under that iceberg. You know the iceberg of conspiracies?

The top one, the little friendly one. You literally have a one-bedroom apartment at the bottom of that iceberg. But you can't sayacies oh the top one the little friendly you're you literally have a one-bedroom apartment at the bottom of that ice but you can't say anything other than when you the way you eat it what the what have you said you said they're close okay what's an acai bowl if you were to take an acai bowl right and you were to take the granola the fruit out and you just have that base of acai what is that is that food or liquid that's smoothie but you eat it with a spoon right because you put everything else in it so that's technically food is acai food if you took the acai and everything that's in the bowl and you threw it in your blender what would it be if you took yogurt and threw it in a blender what would it be

exactly you're taking anything. It's like smoothie. So anything's a smoothie. Let's take a tenderloin and put it in there. Now a tenderloin is a drink. You could. That's how smoothies work. You're proving your own thing wrong. A smoothie's a liquid.

You just proved it wrong. Because anything you put into a smoothie becomes a drink. You said it, not me. Yes. I don't like when you have that much intense eye contact. Yes. No, but listen. You just said it.

Listen, take my acai bowl. You said it. Listen. Okay, this is my last point. You can take Ritz crackers, you put it in the blender, and now you're drinking them, which means a smoothie isn't food. This is my last point. This is my last point.

An acai bowl, right? You eat it with a spoon, but you're calling it a smoothie. And you said the reason it's not a smoothie is not food because you drink it through a straw. Obviously the hell not. Because I'm eating it the same way I use my yogurt. I eat my yogurt. I'm eating it the same way I eat my yogurt. And if I were to put a straw.

You're a f***ing lactose! Why are you eating either one of these? And if I put a straw in a yogurt and suck it up, then that's going to be a smoothie technically, isn't it? It's all drinking food. Thank you. Current case Judge Judy, cinema! No. No. No, no, no. Oh no.

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The reason you eat an acai bowl is because they don't blend everything down. They want you to have chunks of fruit, chia seeds, everything. People literally have... We're done. People literally have that same shit in a blender. We didn't go to overtime. Judge Judy hit the gavel. Okay, regardless. Do the Olympics make you emotional?

No. I almost cried watching a 28-year-old man do the pommel horse the other day. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. What's the pummel horse? You said that chronically wrong. You're still saying it. Pummel horse.

There you go. Pummel horse. Closer. A lot closer. It's the one where it looks like a little horse, and there's the two things on it. And they straddle it, and they go back down, and they do the cool little flip.

Oh, the guy that has the glasses. Steve. Steve. Steven. Steven. Steven, he's lit. They kept showing, because he's a specialist back down, and they do the cool little flip. Oh, the guy that has the glasses. Yes. Steve. Steven. Steven. Steven, he's lit. They kept showing up because he's a specialist. Yeah, I saw him on Twitter.

He basically only did – you saw him on tour? Tour. I thought you said he sold tickets to pummel in front of people? Twitter. That's wicked. He only does that one event. So the USA was getting down to the wire. They were in a very close standing to win a medal and to hit the podium.

And he basically – did you see the whole buildup? If you only saw it on Twitter, you probably only saw the routine. I saw he was sitting there for like four hours. Bro, locked in. Like his other teammate just did a crazy routine. He was so locked in. He literally couldn't even like congratulate him. He was like this.

And then his teammate was walking by and stuff. And he could hear the rest of his team like getting hyped. And he went. That's dope. Bro. He's an assassin. It was like a movie, bro. It was like a whole build-up.

The time was there. Chalked his hands. Big-ass breath. Did his whole point thing, whatever. And he got on it, and he killed it. And then he got off. And, bro, it was... I literally was like this.

I said, he did good. I saw them lift him up and stuff. Bro. Yeah, it was dope. He reminded me literally was like this. I said, he did good. I saw them like lift him up and stuff. Bro. Yeah, it was dope. It was, he reminded me of like Peter Parker. Yes, yeah, he does. Like he doesn't have the physical attributes as the other competitors did, but he damn sure did his one job, and for that, they, you know, they won bronze.

There's one thing about the Olympics is it makes me feel like the most American I've ever felt. Oh my God. Like I will USA bald eagle screech till I die. 100%. Constitution. I'll cheer for anything. Hashtag. Oh, I was going to say, never mind.

But Olympics. Olympics come around once every four years. Fantastic. I did a little deep dive, right? I haven't watched any. What? Just once every two years. Four years.

But it's every two years. The summer is every four years. In two years, they'll have the Winter Olympics. But the real Olympics are in the four years. It's just summer. It's all real Olympics, but you can't do... No, but why is everybody so excited right now? Because people typically like the summer ones more.

Oh, because they're real Olympics. So I went on this thing and I was like, you know me, I'm competitive. That's why I watch Animal Planet. Very. That's why I watch Animal Planet. So I went and I was thinking, what Olympic event do I think I could go into right now? But then it led me down a further rabbit hole. I was saying, I'm a weird guy, right?

Everybody thinks I'm weird. I am weird. And so I Googled the weirdest Olympic games of all time. Oh, my God. I'm going to read this list, and I want you to tell me how you think I would do at these individual games. Oh, my God. All right. I got the list of the weirdest Olympic sports of all time.

Tell me how I would do. These are honestly crazy. I was going to say, i hope i even can like comprehend what it is there okay first one it's a be nice and not partial here because i feel like there's gonna be some room for some races okay the first one is solo synchronized swimming so you're synchronized but alone you would drown. Let's just keep it simple. Clear and cut, the active lifeguards would have to rescue you.

So you'd finish, how many people was there? Eight? You'd finish eight? 100%. You don't think I would do good in the dancing part? Dancing in water? Yeah. You'd be like, going down. Okay.

Next one is the live pigeon shooting live did you say live they were killing pigeons on television live pigeon shooting it's a 1900 the most shameful event in history the object of the of the sport, as you may have guessed, was to kill as many pigeons as possible. God damn it. What sickos. Contestants were eliminated if they missed two in a row. Holy shit. They really wanted straight up

out there. Hello. Good morning. You would finish eighth. You're not making the podium. Hopefully, you can make the podium on one of these. Okay. I don't even know if you've... Have you ever shot a firearm?

Yeah. Yeah, you did. Your grandparents. Yeah. You're not killing pigeons, though. And this is the weirdest one, and I genuinely want to know how you think I would do here. Poodle clipping. Poodle clipping.

Okay. Honest to God, if if you are you allowed earbuds does it say that much uh it's well i'm pretty sure earbuds weren't existent in this time it says this is a paris 1900 oh yeah well there's olympic world champions in pigeon killing and poodle clipping. And it says it didn't. 128 competitors performing in front of a crowd of 6,000 in the Boys de Beluga Park, where they had to clip the fur off as many poodles as they could in two hours. Oh, it's not even a fashion contest.

No. It's just get the job done? Yeah. Oh, no, you'd be good. The winner, Avril LaFolle, won gold with a total of 17 click poodles. 17 click? 17 in two hours? It doesn't seem...

So it has to be somewhat fashionable. I guess you got to get at least a nice fade. Okay, if you, I swear to God, what I mean is this, or when I say this, if you were allowed AirPods, right? Say they did that in 2024. Yeah. You were allowed AirPods, and you Say they did that in 2024. Yeah. You were allowed AirPods and you had a two hour shuffle

of Abel in your ear, you'd get gold. You think so? You'd win gold. I think there would be about 14 deceased poodles. I'd be like, that's the artery

I shouldn't have hit. You'd be like, dog's just like, argh, argh, argh. It's dark, Kim. It's hot in here, man. It's getting warm.

Okay, but you know what? I don't advise that. That was a bit much. But you know what? I was thinking about whenever I was looking at that list of the Olympics. I think the Olympics are... Shit sport makers. That's what I thought.

I think the Olympics are too boring now. I think we need to add field day games to the Olympics. Dog, they're playing sand volleyball twos with a live crowd with the Eiffel Tower. No, I'm being honest. It's sexual. That's lit. Very sexual. Win that match, you get sex.

Oh my god. Let's talk about one more thing in the Olympics. It's prostitution. No, not like that. From partner. So, blackmail, but not prostitution. If you don't lose, you don't get sex. Okay like that like from partner oh like so blackmail but not prostitution if you don't lose you don't get sex okay that would suck don't think blackmail and those two things go along with each other probably not anyway um so a stat came out i believe bleach report okay put it on instagram but i can't i'm not gonna search for end of the show but it was it was uh how much an athlete makes for a gold medal winning in their country.

Okay. Okay? To give you a baseline, the United States, there's a fucking creature on you. There's a bug on you. It was crawling on your jersey. I'm so sorry. I watched it go from collarbone down to elbow. Why'd you wait so long?

I was like, is that moving? Okay. To give you a baseline, American athletes, if they get a gold medal, $53,000. Nice little bonus of $53,000. Obviously, most of our people that are representing are sponsors. They're multi-millionaires already. Sponsors in their sports salary, if it's super niche, whatever. But $53,000 if you win, okay?

That's nice. I believe one of, and this isn't me being insensitive, one of the smaller Asian countries, because I don't remember which one, so I'm not going to say it. Pakistan. One of the... I learned that last episode. One of them, they give their athletes, I believe, $800,000 American dollars if they win a gold. Because they only have three gold medals in their country's history.

Wow. That's dope. There was one country. I really wish I remembered. There was another country. Zero. You don't get paid a brick? You don't get anything. You don't even get a dollar. Damn. And then there was one country. I really wish I remember. There's another country. Zero. You don't get paid a brick. You don't get anything.

You don't even get a dollar. Damn. And there was another country. I swear to God. There's another country for gold, silver, and bronze. If you win a medal for this country, your prize is a three-bedroom apartment, a two-bedroom apartment,

and a one-bedroom apartment. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. They're handing out real estate for you to win for the country. I swear to God. That's sad. Why? Bro.

I'm sure there's not a lot of funds there. Low-key lit. Low-key lit. Give me $800,000. Michael Phelps could have been a hell of a realtor. He would have owned a town. He would have came back and been like, this is all me. Start renting them out right now.

Passive income. Get it rolling. No, he would have named Pennsylvania Michael Phillips. Oh my God, it's Phillips, not Phillips. Who's Phillips? Why was he in trouble for a little bit? Would we win? I'm sorry.

Why was he in trouble for a little bit? He smoked some weed? I think it was weed. That's it? I think it was Mary Jane. That's whenever weed was taboo, wasn't it? Very taboo. He was top of the world, representing our entire country country it was illegal in all 50 he was he was

kissing blunts okay what were you gonna ask i was gonna say would we win the olympic games of singing the united states no singing against other countries in the world no would we win gold we wouldn't win gold no bro we have i think there's some brits we have they get adele oh we don't have adele i was know what I mean? They get Samuel Smith. They have Samuel Smith? Damn. Holy shit. We have Beyonce?

Beyonce's not really a... She's a five octave singer. Yeah, but she's not like the vocalist that would represent America. No, but we have Beyonce. Like the artist, she would probably. We have... Ariana's up there. We have Ariana.

We have... Mariah Carey. Yeah, we have some. Sound? Sound and culture? We win. But art of being handed a blank song, you have two days to, it's not your song,

you just have to sing it. If we saw Whitney, if Whitney was still here, I think she's the best vocalist of all time. Whitney, she's lit. She was lit. She was lit. Not to be impartial here. She was lit.

That's a fact about Whitney. She was. Sorry. Okay, well, you know what I was thinking about the Olympics? I think they should add, like, fun games back. Not back, but they should. Next four? No, but like, oh, maybe.

That'd be pretty lit. But like field day games, like the egg spoon. Like, imagine people training their whole lives to carry a spoon and an egg. Like, and imagine. And you think it's boring now. No, that'd be so lit. Tug of war, because I can relate to that. Like the water balloon game.

You know what? Matt, you know what this should be in a limit game? How can you relate to the balloon, water balloon game? I've played that before. I've never held the bow and arrow and hit something. Bro. Did you see that with the bee? Did you see that?

I would literally, I would make bees extinct. Yeah. My life purpose would be to eradicate bees. It's like, you have a beehive, I'm coming to your house. And then the world would end. Yeah. Do you believe that? Yeah.

That if the bees are gone, we're gone? I believe we'd slowly start going. I don't think it would be immediate, but we'd slowly start going. I also think we'd find an answer. 100%. We're human beings. We're in human beings. I was more speaking globally.

But I'm thinking, you know what they should? Like, deadass, not even a joke, or podcasting, what they should add to the Olympics is the hot dog eating contest. Those are prime athletes. And it's entertaining. But I kind of think, entertaining, yes. I kind of think it's a disservice putting them next to other olympians you think so yeah why because it's almost a train what do they do eat what do runners do run you could say the same thing no no no no oh no you

could i'm saying runners have to physically train three, four, five days a week. You have to physically train to be able to do a hot dog eating contest at the Olympic level. What do you physically train? Your throat. Where are they going? I don't know what their throat work is. I don't know. You don't know what their throat work is?

Uh-uh. Would it not seem like a disservice? I'm not going to lie. Never mind. Too much. Imagine Frank. What's his name? I don't know.

Joey. Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut. He should be a gold medalist. Imagine Joey Chestnut on the boat next to LeBron, Simone Biles, and Chase Budinger. I don't think it's – I think you're disrespecting just because the craft is different. He's at the elite level. If you're at the elite top level of any craft, that takes work.

Not anybody can go do that. You're an Olympian. No. Some people might say swimming is easy. But I'm in wrestling. I'm in like that. I'm in canoeing.

People are like, canoeing is easy. All physical things. Eating a hot dog is a physical activity, Cam. That's like saying, no, bro. You're disrespecting

Lord Chestnut. Lord Chestnut. So you're a glizzy follower. I'm a glizzy gladiator follower. You love a glizzy gladiator goblin follower. I love watching 40-year-old men put dogs down their throat and drink water.

Like that one guy on YouTube, the bigger black guy that mixes like 18, like two liters in a big-ass wine glass and he goes like that. Yeah, that's not an athlete. Olympics is not just athletic. It's very skill-based.

That's a skill. To be able to eat that many hot dogs is a skill. Okay, if they do it and then don't get their stomach pumped after, that's like saying you go play a basketball game, you don't go get ice, and you don't go get treatment after. That's stupid. Yes, it is. Cam, what's the difference?

No. What's the difference? That's recovery. that's recovery that's saving your life that's recovery too that's saving your life they have to pump their stomach or they'll be you don't have to they don't pump their stomach not every time that's insane what is this shit's like after those hot dog ink like imagine the i'd be imagine the green room bathroom after that Like the green room after a hot dog eating contest. That's just vomiting shit. Your agent walks in. Just ill. How do you find out you can do that?

How do you find out you can throw 18 glizzies in two minutes? You know, there's a magician on America's Got Talent that removed teeth where you could swallow pool balls. That should be a misdemeanor. And I'm not going to lie. I love David Blaine. He scares me. Let's talk about the Davidid blaine the chris angels of the world yeah is that all foo gazey no chris angel yes david blaine is legit he's gone into he doesn't do magic anymore just like body

he does like paralysis he does like what's it called it's um it's called endurance uh performance yeah so he does like endurance things it's like he keeps a frog in his stomach for 48 hours and What's it called? It's called endurance performance. Yeah. So he does like endurance things. It's like he keeps a frog in his stomach for 48 hours, and he like taught his body how to do that. So then he's in front of Drake. That's poisonous.

He does it, and he'll spit him out into little wine glasses. If I could shake David Blaine's hand, I'd be okay. What if you could shake Criss Angel's? I'd be cool. I'd be like, you were my childhood. He'd be like, thanks for scamming all of us. Yeah. Have you watched Criss Angel Mind Freak recently? No.'d be like, you were my childhood. You'd be like, thanks for scamming all of us. Yeah, I'd be like, have you watched Chris Angel Mind Freak recently?

No. Somebody's like, uploading the episodes on TikTok. That shit is ass. Bad work. It's ass. I will always respect it,

but like, it's... I remember going into the game room of my house, which was really just a guest bedroom that we had arcade games in with carpet floor, but I used to go in there

and watch Chris Angel Mind Freak on the computer by myself. That's normal. I did that too. I would then close the application and play Farmville. A lot of Farmville spent in your house. Farmville was so good. Oh my god. That note, that journal I found the other day that I told you about. Oh my god.

Should we save it? Bro, let's save it. Save it for next episode. We'll save it. Holy shit. I want to talk about something and it's going to take a little bit. Let's go for it. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is pop culture pay and they can't pop culture pay and they can't bow all right it's been a while since we've done this together it is one of the things of our has i apologize huh you said it's been a while i said Oh. It has. One of the things we used to do, like, whenever we were friends, right? Like, really close brother's friends.

And we're not so far anymore. Yeah, we are. Damn. Well. We used to really cherish Marvel movies. Going to on a premiere day, we'd go eat. God. We'd go to the movie together.

We would watch, like, little, like, YouTube videos before. We'd watch the getting you ready, what you need to know going in. Yeah. And we would sit together. We would watch little YouTube videos before. Getting you ready. What you need to know going in. We would sit down. We would watch. We would interact. We'd talk for hours after. We haven't had that chance in a while because Marvel went down in green.

Very much so. Like, scary. Bad. But this weekend, we went to see the new Deadpool vs. Wolverine. Is it Deadpool vs. Wolverine? I think the new Deadpool versus Wolverine. Is it Deadpool versus Wolverine? I think it's Deadpool and Wolverine. Okay, the Deadpool and Wolverine movie. We went to go see it, the newest Marvel movie.

Very good. Let's just start it off at the bat. We give a rating. One through ten, what would you give it? Like an 8.8, 8.9? Yeah, I would say 8.9, 9. Yeah, very good. Very good movie.

It was one of the best Marvel movies I've seen since the Avengers. I think it's definitely the best Marvel movie since the Avengers song ended. Oh, yeah. Nothing will ever beat Phase... What was that? Phase 3 or Phase 4? I don't remember. Nothing will ever beat that.

But there's movies in there that this Deadpool movie is better than. There's movies in that phase that were worse than... Oh, like Solo ones. Yeah. But it's... Bro, honestly, it's not better than it. There's movies in that phase that were worse. Oh, like Solo ones. Yeah. But it's, bro, honestly, it's not better than all the main ones. It's not better than Civil War. It's not better than Far From Home. But that's also because we didn't have...

It's not better than Infinity War. That's because we didn't... Because that was the whole world. Those movies were the shit. It's hard to compare anything to something that built up for 10 years. Exactly. Those were the shit. Those were the best movies ever.

Oh my God, it's so good. But I will say this, and I tweeted about this on Twitter, at the PSHA or X or whatever you call it. The Deadpool Wolverine movie is the first movie that I've laughed out loud to in a movie theater in years. So good. So good on the humor like i appreciate the hell out of that like i know that's the deadpool like his uh shtick but they they were swinging like verbally throwing haymakers in this room and it was so good all

the jokes at fox uh well don't spoil anything oh yeah i'm not gonna say the jokes at Fox. Well, don't spoil anything. Well, yeah, I'm not going to say the jokes, but those, bro, even the jokes of just saying the names, like real names and stuff, bro, there's so many. It's so smart. And it's so fast. Yeah. I think that's what makes it better. And I've started to realize this. If you go back and watch Avengers Endgame,

you can tell that movie was made for a theater experience. Yes. Because when someone enters in the movie, if you were watching were watching your house it's literally like four and a half seconds because they know it's gonna be like a crowd pop yeah but in this deadpool it was like yeah it was so quick it was so quick which made it even better because you'd have that one guy that's behind us like belly laughing he was such a good laugher 10 seconds into it god he was so good i appreciate him um i think this movie not only was it funny but it it it was really nerdy too like if you like knew like the whole marvel universe if you've been invested for all

these years and you know like the behind the scenes shit too that's been going on like it made the movie so much better and it was a lot of fan service in it like there's some things i saw like what they're there yeah bro isn't it i mean you said it you just said earlier it really dawned in isn't it crazy at the end of the first avengers thanos was there at the end of the first yeah in the end of the movie yeah and it didn't come out until years later that's they had that that's written out for a decade something like the whoever whatever team was behind bringing that from comic to screen, they need to retire right now and they need to be given the world.

Yeah. They never need to work another day in their life. They probably won't have to. Oh, yeah. But it needs to be like, hey, you did the greatest cinema ever. Speaking of, that deserves just everything. Thor being so, not Thor, Thanos being involved in the Marvel Universe as the villain.

Oh man. It was supposed to be Kang. But something happened. We got a new one. RDJ's back baby. That reveal was badass. It's RDJ. You know it's going to be.

That reveal was so that was some Marvel shit in real life. Yeah. The way he did it just... He's such a badass, too. He just exudes man. Yeah, he's so damn cool. He is Iron Man in real life.

I would go on a date with him. Not like that, but like a dinner. Yeah. I don't think I could conversationally keep up with him. He's so smart and witty. So smart. So intellectual. And he's like suave too with it.

A little good looking too. Are you excited to see him as Doom? How do you feel about him? I mean, obviously, yes. But I kind of, I don't, I don't know. I kind of had mixed feelings, to be honest. Because that's Iron Man. Because that's literally fucking Iron Man.

Yeah. I'm not even saying that. It's actually Iron Man. Like, it's the same person that played Iron Man. Yeah. I'm not even saying that. It's actually Iron Man. It's the same person that played Iron Man. So I'm like... But you just watched... I can't say too much, but the movie we just watched, kind of the same thing happened. And I don't like that.

You didn't like it? Who are you talking about? The movie we just watched, whenever they were at the other place. He was somebody else and they talked about it. That person was somebody, another character. Yes, a it's also deadpool it's not a it's it's a marvel movie it's a part of the same universe i know but that's the point of the deadpool movies is to be funny is to do shit like that like but there's gonna be a yeah that's him now. Yeah, but I don't know. But I feel like RDJ as Iron Man is LeBron. It is Shaq and Cody.

It is Tom Brady. Nothing gets better than that. So it's almost – I'm not mad at it. I'm excited. I know he's going to kill the role. He's a fantastic actor in anything he ever does. But it sits weird with me. Do you think they're not going to talk about it or like make a thing about it like a little in your window it's like if we

stopped this but then just started another podcast like literally yeah but that's what i'm saying i don't think they're going to pretend that that didn't exist i think it's going to be the universe shit because in one universe he said he saved the universe and this one he's gonna end it you know what i mean see that's nice the multiverse and the whole the time variance that's all that's a lot to keep up with they talked about it god lee that is a lot to keep up i love how they dealt with that in the dead for real dude did you ever try to watch loki like season i can't once they started going to streaming services and like you have to watch these to keep up with yeah it was a lot and it's bro like i think owen wilson was in it or like

really it was either owen wilson or matth, like, I think Owen Wilson was in it. Really? It was either Owen Wilson or Matthew McConaughey. It was one of the two in low-key. I just started watching the YouTube, like, hey, before, this is what happened in low-key, and this is what happened in black web, or whatever these shows are called now. Bro, yeah, it's, that whole thought, though, if that were to be real, is terrifying. Is it multiverse? There's just thousands and thousands of us. Yeah. I believe in God. That's terrifying. Yeah. terrifying yeah but yeah i am excited to see him as it it's just weird with me but the multiverse thing that that i didn't even think about that that could be

you know if they play it as that if they spin it like that that'd be i just i'm i'm waiting for the day that she's invasive i'm waiting for the day that they go okay we're gonna stop the multiverse we're gonna they have to they have to okay, we're going to stop the multiverse. We're going to – They have to. They have to because there's no consequences to any of these movies now. Even when we were watching Deadpool and Wolverine, I was like, okay, this is good. Literally, the next movie that could drop, something could happen to where none of that that we just watched happened. That shit has to end.

It should have ended after The Avengers or maybe a movie or two after. But like I'm just saying, it's too – and they talk and they talk about that in spoiler alert they talk about it in deadpool bro they need they need to do something where someone goes and like destroys the tva destroys the whole time variance and just keeps the one time yeah they have to like they have to because there's no consequences to these movies anymore yeah it's what made Avengers so good there was. It is getting like, it's kind of like, what show is that? It's kind of like Suits almost. Like Suits is good.

There's an underlying working story the whole time, but it's like every other two episodes just starting a new case. And then it's like. You know what's so strange to me? You never finished that show. You told me not to. You said the ending was ass. I said skip two seasons

and then go to the last season. Why the hell? Now think about what you just said. If I'm being told to skip 20 episodes... You're involved for six seasons. Yeah. Skip two.

And if you go skip... Skip a fourth of the whole show and just go to the end. Nope. I'm just going to stop right here. I'm going to waste my time. You didn't want to see what happened to Harvey? You told me what happened. Nope. I'm just going to stop right here. I'm going to waste my time. You didn't want to see what happened at Harvey?

You told me what happened. Yeah. I kind of forgot what happened again. Is it spoiler alert? Yeah. But Michelle came out 10 years ago.

No, yeah. They're making a new season. They are. I saw that. Yeah, whatever. I'm not excited for it. You need to watch Breaking Bad. I tried.

Last time I tried, there's a woman wrapped up outside of my apartment. That was that? Yeah. That's when I started watching. It was episode one and I started screaming outside my window. Woman tied up. tried last time i tried there's a woman wrapped up outside of my apartment that was that yeah that's when i started watching episode one and i started screaming outside my window woman tied up that'll trauma bond you you know what i mean anyway uh go watch deadpool wolverine it was fantastic movie nine out of ten and it is hilarious that was pop culture pain in cam

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