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No, no, no. I felt it on my knee. No way. I swear to god. Oh my god! Oh my god. It dripped from your beard. It dripped from your beard as if it was vomit. You have upchucks in your beard. You wiped it with Olivia Rodrigo's hand. Oh, my. That noise.

Bro, what? You can't. That literally, when you were like, it was like sandpaper. It was like, Cam Wynn, give me uppies. Give you uppies. What am I, your babysitter i bet you were a terrifying child you were so damn scary as a baby no no oh yes yeah i was a skinny hairy bastard i was big baby i was a chunky i was a chunky bastard as a kid i i pray for you lisa i pray for my mom oh my god this head oh i came out nine

pounds six ounces two weeks early wait two weeks early i think oh two weeks early is crazy yeah if i would have been on track they're like here's your i'm just like out of that nine pounds i assume seven was your head and it was gushy oh i have a big head oh head and hips they're like we got the head oh the hips are stuck i bet out of your nine pounds i bet seven was your spine literally your spine you were probably the world's longest baby guinness world record longest baby stop it you sick freak you look pretty today that's sick you look pretty you look prettier because you got a haircut but so did i and so did you we're haircut twins we should make uh not out up oh speaking of up and making it the movie no

what okay i remember in high school makeup no shut up and listen i remember in high school you feel far from me am i far from you oh my god oh my god oh my god no that actually gagged me i could no that actually gagged me. No, that actually gagged me. Sorry, I have horrible allergies. I literally tried to clear my nose. A loogie the size... Stop, Cameron. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Why does Liv laugh at that?

Why does she encourage it? A loogie the size of two nickels melted together, went straight down my throat. Holy shit. Cam, you know how I am with guttural boogers. Honestly, I think that's what

I'm going to do one time. No, you're not. I'm going to get a booger and plant that motherfucker right on you. I promise you, it's the last day of this podcast last day of our friendship i won't go to your funeral i won't go to your funeral oh you'll definitely be dead before me who are we kidding you won't go to my funeral i'll be at yours in about 20 years

he was so young and i go well y'all didn't know him yeah sorry that's a little i need to go call you that's a bit morbid i'm mama hard girl nina mama harden you know your blue-eyed baby just is just joking no i was probably like he's like he's like he's like he's like oh yeah bro well if you think about it my dad works out like he's done 28 years in prison payton's dad is i'm i'm gonna go on record saying every human being that watches this video payton's dad is, I'm going to go on record saying every human being that watches this video, Peyton's dad is physically in better shape than 97% of them. I would agree with that.

97%. I'd bet everything I've ever touched. I agree with that. That's a weird thing. And he shits six times a day. I've never seen somebody shit that much in their, he's like, it's time, bro. He's like, y'all should leave. No, he has.

No, he's the type, he leaves wherever you are to go poop somewhere else. It's kind of respectful. What does that mean? Like, that one time... You expect him to shit on the couch? No, I'm saying like, no. That one time he literally left the hotel room. Oh, yeah.

And like, goes to a different bathroom. No, yeah, it's toxic. That's like Timmy P, too. Yeah. Timmy P does it. Timmy P's like, I'm not gonna lie, guys, I... Doesn't he go to the queue? I gotta go.

You know what it's called? Yeah, the on-queue. The on-queue. He literally gets in I got to go. What is it called? Yeah, the on queue. The on queue. He literally gets in a car to shit. That's insane work. He gets in a vehicle to go take a shit. I will shit with my door open having a conversation with you. No, you won't.

If we were roommates, that would not happen. I'm not going to lie. If someone came over to my turf, you're on my turf, I'm going to shit the second I need to. I don't care if we're in the middle of a dinner. I don't care if we're playing Yahtzee. I don't care if we're walking Ruby turf i'm gonna shit the second i need to i don't i don't care for in the middle of a dinner i don't care for playing yahtzee i don't care for walking ruby i'm shitting that's the thing so whenever i was in my dating era and i have no no women like me at all and so but i remember there was a time when they did and so i would have whenever i was in a really serious talking phase i would have girls come over right i would fly them from miami okay okay mr worldwide okay

pitbull just kidding i'm just kidding but i would have girls come over like when the relationship got serious and so i would have them over and then it would always be a thing of when do i shit how do i shit olivia literally farts on my back you know the difference is y'all are married y'all are in a covenant i feel vibrations from her butt on my l6 we go to sleep lovey dovey do heavenly father watch over us turn the opposite ways little a quick little uzi clip oh my god and i go baby go to the bathroom she goes um okay how do you feel about this there's a girl i was talking to and she what happened you shit no i thought of something unbelievably scary and nasty no okay there's a girl i was talking to right and she and we were serious like i was like i could really marry this girl that's big and she was like i don't care how

long we're together i don't care if we have kids i don't care we get married i am not gonna ever poop in front of you i'm not gonna poop around you i'm not gonna fart and i was like oh you don't actually like me then no yeah again olivia uh again i will be bathing taking a hot shower relaxing the mind live will be letting loose the taco bowl from last night's dinner i think that's a form of torture in third world countries 100 that's what they do to pows yeah hundred one million but this is what i was gonna say can i get to my story you're the one talking about poop in high school right okay it was the two days before my graduation and we had like the high school like locked in night you know they do the midnight oh-ins? Oh, my God. I got hypnotized that night. That's when I got hypnotized.

That's the night my life changed. Go brush your teeth. Ryan was cranking the most. Ryan is a legend. He's unbelievable. God, Ryan is a legend. What a great friend. Didn't know what to do, so he ripped push-ups.

That story will never come out. my god never um but anyway i got a little tummy stomach virus i got a tummy virus right and i had to throw up and you know i can't shit or throw up or do any i can't really sneeze or cough in front of people i got i'm bad so i had to throw up it was almost the time to go home and i was like I can just make it till I go home. It was like the time I was waiting for my parents to come pick me up. I don't know why I didn't drive my car. I think my parents thought there was going to be alcohol involved. It was like the middle of the night, right? Everybody was going to their cars, driving.

I was just sitting there waiting. And I was talking to some people, but I had to really throw up. So I went away from people. I was like, I can wait. I can wait. I couldn't wait. It started to get where you get hot and dizzy. Not a good combo. Oh, especially for you especially for you and so i remember i

couldn't make it to the bathroom i went to like the corner of like the cafeteria where the vending machines were at where it's ducked off and i threw up in my hands what do i do with it? That was the war that was waging in my mind. What do I do with this throw? No! Oh! I put it in my pocket. No, you didn't. No. My parents came and picked me up, and I told them there is vomit in my right denim pocket right now.

Okay. There's two things about that. Yeah. You just admitted to the earth that you threw up and placed it in your pocket yeah it wasn't like a lot of there's three things so that's like a handful the second being that it was solid enough to hold and put in your pocket no there's some excrete that came on the outside of the dinner and the third thing is you just told me at 18 years old you went to a high school sleepover and you wore jeans what are we you were in a midnight lockdown and you wore jeans

yeah i was a denim boy back then that is despicable behavior that's not it shouldn't be surprising though i wear denim in a lot of inappropriate situations you'll call me at 2 p.m you just admitted that around maybe 5 a.m because you said it was close to leaving. You vomited, held it in the pocket of denim. Right in the pocket. And my wallet was in there too. Because that's my wallet pocket. Yeah. Not my proudest moment.

I'm not going to say that. And it took a lot of courage for me to do it and say this to you on the open web. Courage. Yeah. Courage. Yes. Awesome. I... I'm not... I would've tipped the...

I would've tipped the machine over on you. What machine? Oh, the vending machine. I would've killed you. I would've had to end you. If I would've walked down that hallway, save whatever reason, I was taking a piss, and I walked down, and I see a kid throw up in his hands, check his shoulder, and shove it in his pocket, you're done. What if we're at my wedding,

right? What if we're at my wedding, right? What if we're at my wedding? And you would be so happy that I finally found somebody who actually likes me. And is loyal to me and wants to be with me for the rest of their life. And my wife's pregnant. At my wedding. My family's there. My mom's there.

You love my mom. You love my dad. You love my brother. Everybody's there. Your mom's there. Lives there. Y'all's little kid is there. All my family's there. Your mom's there. Lives there. To death. Y'all's little kid is there. Oh.

All my family's there. Okay. I don't want to be embarrassed. I have a little tummy virus. And I throw up in my hand. And I go, Cam. Because you're my best man, right? So I'm like, Cam. I would take it.

You would? You put it in your pocket? I wouldn't even allow you to throw up in your hand. If I could see it on you, I would literally tap you and go, come on. Really? I'd go, come on, dog. That your day right now that is your day nothing nothing nothing can go wrong on that day for you nothing i would be i can't even think of a good enough sat word to remiss think of the biggest synonym for angry okay and that's what i'd be but it'd be for a

good cause would you make okay but you sometimes you do things for me that. I would, oh my God, I would be as angry as I was last week. Where last week? At the store with the register with the woman. Oh my God, Cam literally screamed at an employee. Okay, quick story time. I hate new age tipping. I hate.

Oh, tipping is, it is borderline bullying now. It's, it's so, it's so forced is borderline bullying now. It's so forced. It is so forced. It's so forced and aggressive. The other day, we were at the mall, okay? What people do at the mall, if you're hungry, take a guess. Food court. They go to the food court.

They eat food, okay? Multiple options. Chipotle here. Smash burgers here. Whatever the hell, right? There's not a place called Smash Burgers. Shake Shack. It was something with semesters. Close enough alliteration. So I looked at it and I said, mmm, right? There's not a place called Smash Burgers. Uh, Shake Shack. It was something with some message.

Close enough alliteration. So I looked at it and I said, mmm, Panda Express. I love that place. Why would I not? It's amazing fried rice, orange chicken. It's God's nectar. I go, it's not nectar, it's solid food. I go and I order a plate.

Fried rice, double orange chicken, just how I like it, one fortune cookie, one cup of water. I go to the, I go to the register. Don't make fun of my order. I get, when I, I swear to God, I swear to the I go to the register don't make fun of my own I get when I swear to God Hey, where to God in it. It was it was the definition of wrong time wrong. Okay, okay, I get up there She goes is it will this be it of course it is yeah, I'm done. Just eating for that's what I'm gonna eat That's me all me okay your total is 918 whatever the hell it was whatever. That's cheap meal, okay here

We go. I want you to watch me count these would you like to round up i said well no i said that's my money if if it's priced at 918 i'd like to pay 918 no okay would you like to donate to the saint jude's children foundation you know that one i ponder on children do you really i love them but i'm not gonna do it i have no proof my money's going to a kid that no you don't know what panda is doing with that money i swear to god there was a third no they did not i swear to god was it a local scammer behind the register what are you doing she then goes do you want to donate to the panda express some form of like a donation charity they're doing and i was already irritated because I'm over in the mall.

Okay. I've went to four of my routine stores. I left with zero. Zero garments were in it. No garments, no shoes, no pants, zero.

I have purchased nothing. I went to a mall and I got Chinese food. That's all I got. So I'm already pissed. So I look at her and I very politely, well, to me, it was politely y'all would have been like you're an asshole no cam's assholes are all service people i look up because at this

point i'm just staring at the card waiting to just tap it yeah and i look up and i go no i wouldn't i go back down to tap the card no you don't and then then after three, three solicited donations, there's an option to tip. And I said, I'm going to blow up this Panda Express. I said, do you want a hundred dollar bill for my, my 40 grams of protein chicken? It was, I'm still getting heated. I was, it was, I was already upset. I shouldn't have done that but I look The reason I say this is because I audibly to this woman

I go you got to be kidding and then she looks at me and I was like I was like, oh shit I said that out loud and I go, uh No, I'm good. I just I just want to pay and then she immediately rightfully so thinks I'm the worst person Oh, I never said she definitely thinks I am just evil. Yeah. She gives me this death stare to top it off. I swear to God. To top it off, she forgets my fortune cookie.

Oh, no. So I go. I then had a mental battle. It was literally a civil war of my left brain versus right. Do I spare her her day and her shift and leave but abandon my treat that often gives me good fortune or do i stand and die on this hill of i'm the worst person ever but i get my damn i want to know what's happening in the future i literally said ma'am i'm sorry about that i truly am i saw you put the fortune cookie down there's not a cookie in my bag and she grabs it and with the most smite ever drops it in my hand she doesn't even place it she literally goes and i was i

literally just walked back and i was like golly i was like i'm an ass i i'm the worst and cam saying like he was just kind of like passive aggressively going uh cam was literally like i kid you not cam is not good when he's angry Or frustrated To hide the expression On his face Cam had his fist balled At a 16 year old And then he was like this He's like

You're not good It's like I know But I know it's your job But That's exactly If I said no

To the first two What makes it think The back end's not changing But they But you have to understand It's like your fried rice Was made two hours ago The chicken's probably cold it's so much orange i just it's it's it's very mid cuisine already you have to you have to you have to write a letter to like the higher ups because they just

get told what they have to say i know but damn it i i would never i'm not gonna lie i would never the tip's not going to my pocket the money's probably not going to the kids no absolutely not you should know podcast this is what i heard that happens is that they panic express or like these companies or mcdonald whatever they have the money and they already pay it to these things and they're trying to recoup through that i heard that as well that's not bad yeah don't quote us do not quote us but i heard that yeah so you're saying like it's like they make a flat out donation yes but then they get to run this as the charity. But they've already paid like the 50K. Yes.

I swear I've heard that too. Yeah. I don't know. But I mean, that would make sense to me. Business wise. Yeah. Yeah.

I could see. Oh, also speaking of food, do colors make you hungry? I don't know what you just said to me. I actually, I don't even, my brain stopped.

It literally stopped. Imagine my brain canal of thoughts and good energy is a semi-truck. It literally hit a glass wall and stopped. I'm not thinking right now. It is a blank shelf in my mind. I'm literally like this. No, I'm saying, do you ever like look at a color and you're like, I could eat that. Not like eat that crayon or something, but like you, it makes you hungry.

It makes your teeth, it's your gums bubble so if you're looking at crayons in a color but you're not gonna i hate the way you just said that word crayon crayons i'm seizing crayons crayons crayons crayons what am i on two tubes of airplane glue and a can of Crayon Eating a crayon Sitting by in a rayon Our minds were like right at the same spot No I used to call them crowns I had crowns on my teeth

I stuck one up my nose The fire department had to be called to the local children's corner in Denton, Texas I swear to God You stuck a crayon up your nose and they had to call the fire department? Had to call the fire department My grandma was running it It was children's daycare It was at a church in denton texas i literally stubbed it so far up

firemen had to come and use medical grade tweezers to remove a crayon from my nostril i swear to god i swear you're crying there's tears rolling down your face i swear to god i'm not kidding i don't know i guess it was the right size It was a good fit. I don't know Okay, you talk so much shit about my childhood. You were a weirdo You wanted to be Jeff Hardy you ate bugs and stuck crayons in your nose. Yeah, I know you did Yeah, I was a freak not gonna lie You as a kid. I I would think your name was like...

Luther. Like Garrett or Hunter. We love a Garrett. We know one Garrett, we love a Garrett. I love Thibodeau. Like a Luther. Luther is my great-grandpa's name. That is common.

God! I am just like... I am making my own guillotine press. I can't... Oh, shit. No, okay, I'm saying... You ever look at colors own guillotine press. I can't. Oh, shit. No. Okay, I'm saying, you ever look at colors and it makes you hungry? Back to that.

The fact that you said you look at something. Yeah. But you see the color, but you don't want to eat that object. No. How, what is your mind? Okay, so think, if I see, oh my God. So if I see like a, like a. Don't you ever get aroused by a thought of a color? It's not that, it's because you're sitting here too. Bob Ross painting thought of a color. It's not that.

It's because you're sitting here, too. Bob Ross painting ass mother trucker. It's not just because I'm thinking of the colors. It's because I'm looking at you. So, I'm saying like, oh my god, what's that? What's that? Is it indigo? What's that light purple color? Indigo.

No. Light purple. Velvet? No. What? What's that? Isn't velvet a texture? No.

Listen to me. What's the light purple color? Indigo is a shade of purple. I'm not convinced it's the light one. Okay, whatever. I think light purple is called light purple. Lavender. Violet.

Lavender. Oh, okay. When I see anything lavender, I immediately think of a pudding with a certain texture. Like a pudding that has, you know that pudding? And then you open it up and the top of it is so smooth, but you look at that side where you made the incision. And it just looks like a little crackly and nice.

And then you know it's just like wafty. And oh my God. Every time I look at lavender. Like that lavender behind you. Like that purple shade behind you on that. That makes me want to eat anything. Okay, don't look at me and say that again. It's weird. When I see lavender,

I think of white flowers. It's dead honest. Dead honest. You're scratching your nutsack. And the fact that she... And you sniffed your nutsack. My wife was shaking her head with you the entire time. She understands. You see lavender, you think

smooth pudding with crunchy side and makes you not crunchy not crunchy not crunchy not crunchy because you're not listening to me and i'm being it's hard it's literally a task you are no i'm saying like listen so i'm saying like oh my god have you ever had like a good pudding you ever had, like, a good pudding, dog? Oh, my God. Like, have a good pudding, and then you get it, and it's just, oh, my God, it happens to ice cream, too. The top of an ice cream tub, and you get the top, but you get, like, the side where the wall is, and you scoop it, and the thing in that side is, like, a little, like, oh, my.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Imagine that with a lavender pudding. Oh, my God. I don't know if talking about. Imagine that with a lavender pudding. Oh my God. I don't know if they make... It makes me so hungry. I can't eat apples. What happened? You tell me, Wolverine.

Oh, whenever Edward versus Jacob was happening, I always went back and forth if I was going to be a vampire. No, I didn't watch the movies. I never saw them. Literally time forth. Oh, my God. I was going to be a vampire. No, I didn't watch the movies. What? I never saw them. Literally time out. I never saw them.

You've never seen a single adult? No, I have now as an adult. But whenever it was hot in like middle school, I didn't watch it. You didn't watch them? No. But it was so hot. And like all the girls were like. Exactly.

I know. But I just was. I didn't care to watch. I just wanted the girls to be happy. Why you watch them? I didn't care. I just knew enough about it. And I always went back and forth late at night to see if I was going to.

Tim Jacob. But I didn't know about the teams. What? I didn't know about the teams. I was just saying, would I be a better vampire or a better werewolf? Definitely werewolf for you. Because I had a tail. Yeah.

Had a tail. Okay, let's break this down. Why are you so into my body hair? Because it's so dark and there's so much of it and it curls up and it gets wet and very dark it goes from dark brown when it gets wet it turns black it's easy to see a ton of contrast blonde hair white skin kind of invisible dark hair light skin i've i smoke a legs small back small lower back long back small lower back hairy dirt, dirt, ground beef. You've literally gone like this to my lower back here. I've gone like this?

No. Okay, but I can't eat apples. What does that mean? I can eat them in like slices. I can only eat an apple in slices. You're such a damn kid. No, it's not. It makes my gums bleed. It makes my gums bleed every time. It makes your gums bleed? Mm-hmm. No, it doesn't. How are you going to tell me?

Because it doesn't. I'm telling you something. Are you taking the stem of the apple and just sitting there scraping, flossing? How does it make your gums bleed? It's an apple. I got sensitive gums. If I were to go like this, if I were to push my tongue on the back of my teeth right now,

it would ooze blood out like a scary movie. Swear to God. I'll give you $200 to do it right now. No, that's a big insecurity of mine. I'll give you $10,000 to do it right now. One time I was... I'll give you $10,000 to do it right now. You're not going to do it.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Big Bang Hank. Oh, you can't do that. Oh, you're not going to do that. No, you wouldn't do that. You would never give up going to do that. No, you wouldn't do that. You would never give up $10,000.

You would never. Never in my life. You would have to grip. You would have to pry that from my dead fucking hands. You're not getting $10,000. No, you know where the insecurity came from? Because I was talking to this girl in Houston and she would stay. And it bled on her.

And she would stay over a lot. And so we were like, well, we were talking. Like, that was my girl. That was your boo. That was my boo, my boo. Oh, wait a minute. Tell, that was my girl. That was your boo. That was my boo, my boo. Oh, wait a minute. Tell me that doesn't sound good. Yeah, you're going to do the Super Bowl halftime.

Shut your ass up, Usher. Go back to the story. Usher, bud. My boo. Wait, no, no, no. Time out. Can somebody clip that? Can somebody clip that?

Clip that? Physically? Ban that, brother! No, I was brushing my teeth we were both in the sink we were trying to be cute it was our first night brushing our teeth together

like we'd brush our teeth did you hear this bullshit Liv okay don't involve her in this talking about some first time brushing our teeth together okay that's a memorable moment it was our first so we've brushed our teeth

like she's gone in there and done her thing and then I've gone in there because I was so subconscious because my gums bleed I think I have gingeritis ginger what gingeritis

gingivitis it's not ginger rightis see how defensive he gets when anything ginger gets brought up we're at a restaurant he's like make sure there's no ginger in there gingivitis gingivitis i didn't go to school there you go but i was didn't go to france either what was that you just said ginger voice like i never said that yeah listen to me tell my story it was the first night brushing our teeth together right and we were trying to be cute it was so nice we had a great night together stop smiling at me like that good times it's the last time i was happy i'm just kidding i'm just kidding actually she sucked so we were we were brushing our teeth in the sink together and got a spit.

She spit. Norma spit. Mine was brown. She goes. Swear to God. My shit was muddy, dog. It fucking, my heart dropped. Because I've never seen that coat of spit.

I scratched myself. You didn't. Okay. I've never seen that coat of spit Okay, I've never seen that coat of spit in the sink from my mouth and then she goes oh my god And she was like she was like did you eat chocolate or something and I was like yeah She's like no you lied. Oh, you suck with the line. She gave me a segue out. She took it away from you She was a serpent, dog. And she was like, that's disgusting. And I'll never brush my teeth next to a woman again. And I never will.

It's so funny that one, literally one time of anything gone wrong, it'll cross it off the menu for you for the rest of your life. You know that about me. You will eat one sandwich from a place that's made wrong you'll never go there never ever ever again i think that's appropriate i think it's like pride or something no fear like it's it's something deep it's more fear than it is something deep but you're like i hate being like i've been betrayed because i cannot go back it's because i have been lied to betrayed hurt so many times in my life relationships friendships i've just been lied to and hurt and so anytime i get that

feeling again i i run from it you want to have therapy we should you should you need some but you can't want to kiss you i can't can i say i don't know i don't know if that's appropriate anymore. I live in fear. I'm so scared of getting canceled. You can't want to kiss your therapist. I keep that in. Yeah.

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You literally went Do you know what I don't like? I was told I got a strong throat today And I didn't know how to feel about that You were told that It was a strange You were told that you drank with strength You hit a PR on drinking That's unreal

But what I don't like And it confused me that you drank with strength. You hit a PR on drinking. That's unreal. But what I don't like, and it confused me, I like things to stay the same. I like things, I like consistency. I don't like change. Oh, do you?

So I was driving, we were driving on the way back from a road trip, right? We were driving and there was a big billboard for IHOP. And on the IHOP billboard, it said chicken and waffles at IHOP.

And I said, who the hell decided chicken and waffles as an IHOP thing keep that at our locations IHOP is international house of pancakes don't bring chicken there there has always been chicken and waffles at IHOP where did you grow up right here always been chicken waffles are you nuts Are you nuts? On the dinner section, chicken and waffles. That's how you know you're stupid and you're fabricating things. You're fabricating. You're fabricating things. Yes, exactly. Who are you?

Vivianachi? Da Vinci? Speak 2023. That's how you know you're ignorant and low stamina fabrication. Speak normal. No. Cricket? Be careful.

But no, I'm saying. Chicken and waffles has always been there. No, it has not. No, it's not. No. A little cricket. Be careful. But no, I'm saying. Chicken and waffles has always been there. No, it has not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it is not. Chicken and waffles has always been at IHOP. I don't give a damn if it's the International House of Pancakes.

Cam, that's why there was such a big hoopla when they put burgers on the menu. A burger's always been on IHOP. That's how you know you're ignorant. That's how you know you're ignorant that's how you know you're so dumb you're so dumb and stupid and you're so you're so frail in the brain I'm for you're frail in life you're for your frail frame bro for such a big head you have such a little amount of knowledge for such a small body you have such a big heart because you will fight for your points there has always been burgers oh my, my God. No, there hasn't. That's why there was such a big hoopla about it.

Oh, my God. There's been burgers. Cam, I don't know if you know IHOP himself. If you met him, hey, Mr. Hop, thank you for everything. And you got the secret sauce. But no, they haven't. You got the special menu. No, they didn't.

Bro. Next, you're about to tell me that they had margaritas after 5 p.m. for happy hour. Are you stupid? There's not tequila, but there is Angus. There's always been Angus beef. No, there hasn't. No, there hasn't. They had a steak thing.

Yeah, always. A steak day? A steak thing, dumbass. There's always been burgers, asswipe. So you're saying- I have- In high school, I used to get burgers- Fuck the burgers.

At IHOP. Forget the burgers Yeah it's real convenient For you to forget a point Because that's not what I was talking about I was talking about Chicken and waffles

And you chicken and waffles Tell me one time You've ever ordered Chicken and waffles I never ordered it But it was there at the menu Okay so how often Do you order chicken and waffles

From other establishments Often No I get it Probably not It's a good dish But it's not what I want I love chicken and waffles

One of my favorite dishes I cannot help it I love chicken and waffles. One of my favorite dishes. I cannot help it. I love chicken and waffles. If that was at IHOP, I would have had that my whole adolescence, except... Instead, I had to be forced to get the strawberry pancakes because that was the most delicious thing on the menu. That's how I know you're a stupid idiot who gets strawberry pancakes. I just told you. I always ordered a Colorado omelet

which came with three pancakes on the side then I would get another short sack giving me six total pancakes and an entire omelet. That's where your hips came from. I could eat a lot

as a kid, okay? No. You know what? Always been there. Just because you don't order it doesn't mean it's not there, dumbass. Okay, what page

on the menu was it? Toward the end where the lunch and dinner was. Chicken and waffles is lunch and dinner now chicken waffles lunch and dinner i thought we were still talking about the burger i'm not gonna lie i thought i was talking about the burger burgers at the end chicken waffles was in the specialty menu it's a specialty menu but it's been on there for 20 000 years specialty section why the specialty section why would it be instead of cre? Why would it be a specialty thing if it's been there for 30 years? If we open restaurant, we serve this, but this is our special thing and we stay open for 30 years.

Is it no longer special? Okay, listen, listen, learn a little something about marketing. Why would they market something that's just been there the whole time? Because it's not new. They market the McRib every year when it comes back, dumbass! That means it's been there! And it's returning! They might have substituted it, and it's frequently returned, but it's back! And they still market it!

Chicken and waffles has been there! You just said because they market it, that means it's never been existed. That's not true! Apple markets the iPhone every year because they make a new one! It's still the iPhone! year because they make a new one. Because they make a new one. It's still the iPhone. Chicken and waffles might have left,

but it's come back. Oh, no, you're changing it. It's always been there. No, it has not. I don't go to IHOP. IHOP sucks, first off. IHOP, I don't like IHOP. I will tell you my breakfast as a kid at IHOP.

I would order three orders of bacon and three orders of butter, and I would just dip the bacon in the butter and eat it. I swear to God on my grandmama's grave. I don't know why your mom didn't slap the shit out because my mom didn't go with me it was my dad chicken waffles has always been there you're so stupid and ignorant i almost grabbed the phone i almost grabbed the phone on your ass no we're gonna let the people let the people do it let the're going to let the people. Let the people do it. Let the people do it. Oh, yeah. Let the judicial court of human.

Yeah. That's how wall works. It's a shady business. Do you think so? Okay. I'm not going to lie. How can people get convicted? Some people get convicted.

Some people don't. Ooh, evidence is better, but it's like, come on. That seems like it makes pretty good sense to me. I mean, it makes good sense, but you know good and damn well there's people that have killed people that are not in prison. Yeah, it's not a flawless system. There's no flawless system on the earth. I don't think they work hard enough. I'm just kidding.

They're up 20 hours. I don't think... I think I would... I'm joking! I have three different types of poops. I have, like... I have a hearty one. I have one that falls out. And I have one that types of poops. I have, like, I have a hearty one. I have one that falls out.

And I have one that literally makes me sick. And that's the one I'm going through right now. Like, I feel like there's a silver tube in me right here. And it's just like blowing cold air on it. What? Yeah. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Now that you say it, I might have three poops, too.

Yeah. I have a normal. Why did I say poops? Poops. I have three poops, too. I have three poops as well, okay. I have a normal. Why did I say poops? Poops. I have three poops, too. Poops. I have three poops as well, okay? A normal poop?

Yep. Long john and shotgun. I hate those. It's clogged, and then I finally go, and it's like. Oh, my God. Do you have the poop right here? Oh, my God. People hate us.

People hate this. Why are we? I hope you're not eating this. Where you're like this, and you have to grab. I've never sat on a toilet with my legs that. I've never been that knock-kneaded in my life. Do you want the code? If you're getting like, if you really, grab something. I've never sat on a toilet with my legs that... I've never been that knock-kneed a day in my life. Do you want the code if you're getting like... If you really want to get it out, it hurts?

That hurts my hips. Fuck, that hurts my hips. I can't even make fun of you doing that. No, this is the code, right? This is the code, right? Oh, it's going to make me shit. I might shit myself. We can take a break if you poop, Bubba.

I already pooped today. What's wrong with taking a second poop? I poop two to three times a day i don't that's how i know yeah it lives crazy i don't know if that's female work or just my wife she said she poops every time she pees that's sick action that should be good for you but back to you one poop a day is not good either i i like bare that's like like four no i could bear minimum i could shit more than that but i am more of like i'm a you know i'm an efficiency. I hate when things are not like this. So I'll store it until midday, end day. And just release all at once.

You're going to be dead at 38. 38 max. Some people say I live like Elvis, dietarily. Like I get clawed. Elvis ate like peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Fried. Okay. You eat double quarter pounders chipotle bowls

any anything from water burger no and diet coke i eat one thing from water burger you eat two things how could we get married if you ask if you act like you eat one thing from water burger tell me okay put put that on tell me what you eat water burger so you know you tell me no tell me what you eat sweet and spicy bacon burger large fries that's the only thing you've ever ordered that's the only thing that's not what you said

I said you eat anything but then you said I only eat one thing so we're both wrong obviously you don't eat anything I'm right I'm not saying

I've only ever ate one thing I only eat one thing I didn't say ever I've had other things I've had the honey butter chicken biscuit but I don't like it

I've had the totitos don't like them totitos is not a thing and how do you not like honey butter chicken biscuit you're really fighting for your life how do you not like a honey butter chicken biscuit i appreciate i appreciate a honey butter chicken biscuit but it's not like my thing why are you looking at me like that like i like you just got broken up with you're literally like this it's not my thing no i only eat a honey butter i only eat a sweet spicy bacon burger anyway i don't know what i was talking about it doesn't matter but oh my god i have a big fear i've talked about this a lot on the podcast but i do have a big fear i have a it's like an irrational fear of mine like i I genuinely have this fear.

In my mind, I'm going to guess three of your fears. Okay. And I guarantee... I swear to God it's one of them. I guarantee it's one of them. But tell me. Oh, you want me to say them? Mm-hmm.

It's either water... Careful. It's... It's you as a person. It's either water... Okay. Something to do with water, something to do with snakes,

or something to do with water, something to do with snakes, or something to do with social interactions. All three of them are deep fears of mine. But my biggest fear is snakes, bro. No, it's not. I told you. And it's not just like I'm scared of snakes. I told you. It's not even like just snakes.

Like I'm scared to go in the wilderness and I'll see a snake or, like, see one in the... You don't go in the wilderness. Well, like, going to a snake exhibit in the zoo and seeing a snake. That is a big fear of mine. I'm talking about, I'm scared on a daily basis, and I check frequently of, like, faucets, like, under my sheets. I'm scared in my daily life a snake will pop up. You need to grow up. Like, I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I open up my microwave. Boom. One snake. I'm scared.

I go in my closet, move some coats across. Two snakes. Bow. Two snakes on me. I'm scared. I open up my toilet. Four and a half snakes popping up on me. Snakes are my biggest fear, just popping up irrationally. i'm i swear to god and i'm thinking about it too much i would think there's a snake under

this shirt right now you should probably check it would blend in no no no stop can't like i generally it's not a funny joke like a it'd be like a small water moccasin okay you know all right have that have that joke i'm live scared of people breaking in i'm gonna dress in all black and break into your home i know where you live you can't i use a lock i use a lock garden no you don't okay i don't do when you're there because i wouldn't mind if they broke in when you were there that's crazy no because you know that i would defend the house i would defend it with you no i have a better chance of defending like han solo and chewbacca guess who's chewbacca be careful if i literally this is what i would do. If I was at Cam's house, right, and somebody broke in and we were chilling, right?

Ruby's in my crotch. Don't you dare say you'd throw my dog. Don't you dare say you would. Don't you dare say you'd shot put my dog. Out of everybody that's in the house, she's the most expendable. You would not shot put. You can throw a pillow. Why are you throwing my dog?

Because they would be like, there's a flying hound. But maybe she can bite an Achilles just enough to. Ruby can't bite shit. She can bite an Achilles just enough to distract the perpetrator, and then that's when we attack. They literally go like this. I'd much rather a criminal crush my dog's spine than you, a lover, throw her to her doom. No, you're a lover of Ruby, and Ruby is in love with you. I'd much rather someone that is trying to physically end my family, kill my dog,

than you toss her like a shot put. No, but that would, it would harm her a little bit, but she would be safe at the end of it because they'd be like, ah!

She'd be mangled. And then I'd go like this, Peyton time! You broke our couch. I'm almost certain you broke the couch. Peyton time! And then literally

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That's treason. And I honestly don't give a shit. Wow, that's a first. Ow! What the fuck? Get your bony ass wrist off of me. And you think you could beat me in a fight? I'd beat the brakes off your little goofy ass.

Cam. No, you couldn't. Oh, my God, this weekend. I would brakes off your little goofy ass. Cam. No, you couldn't. Oh, my God, this weekend. I would beat the goofy out of you. Cam. Golly. This is the thing, right? I have no drip.

I have no style. But I have more style than Cam. I would like to say you do have drip because now that makes me seem like bottom of barrel. Bottom of barrel. I skipped the words. Fucking sue me. Wait, what did Jay-Z say? He said, the monkeys are jumping at the pot can't the monkeys

don't believe in the barrel i can't say that literally can't repeat that it's a bar it'd be like no okay but me and cam went shopping your fingers disgust me dog what is. What? Why'd you say Liv? How do you like... How do I what? Freepass? Hold his hand. Oh, her cute little stubby little hands and my little long...

Liv does have little ass hands. And she always talks with him. It's like there's no wrist. It goes from forearm to hand. She's just... She's living like this. She's like, I went to the thing and then we did the... Whenever she does this, that's when I can see the size of her hands.

Do it, babe. Real quick. Do this. Liv's going to get on the podcast in a minute. She's so damn sexy. But that's the thing. When y'all flirt with each other, I get it. Y'all are in love.

Y'all are whatever. No, I'm grossly in love with that woman. I know. I know. I know. Stop. If there was a beetle on her back, I would take it off with my teeth if I had to. Oh, my. I would literally spit that Of my teeth if I had to Oh my

I would literally spit That beetle on the ground Turn around Look at her and be like And then And obviously When you get a haircut Or you wear a backwards hat

It just I hope that picked up On camera See this is Nasty Stop There's children that watch it And then y'all used to do that

Raja Raja Raja Raja That's That's cringy I'm not gonna lie I literally think My penis went inside Of my body And then y'all used to do that Raja Raja. Raja Raja. That's cringy. I'm not going to lie to you. I literally think my penis went inside of my body just now. Like, it literally went. Like, oh, it's like watching. Mine did the opposite.

I don't know if this can stay here. Huh? I don't know if we could. Stop! Both of you. I literally like. It's like watching your parents flirt. Oh, I hate it.

I have to close my ears and close my eyes. I love y'all, but goddamn. But me and Cam went shopping this weekend. We did. I was trying to help Cam get out of his comfort zone with outfits. Cam, like, Gymshark and graphic tees. That's what Cam likes. Okay, I have...

You're not going to paint me out to be this villain. Am I wrong, Wes? This villain of fashion. I can put it on. You can. Okay. But you don't me out to be this villain. Am I wrong, Wes? This villain of fashion. I can put it on. You can. Okay. But you don't get out of your comfort zone. It's a hard thing to do.

I know. Neither do you. Yes, I do. With fashion, sure. With other things, you do not. Yeah. I'm talking about fashion. Okay.

That was almost like a Gatorade mixed with like a... The fact that you scented and sniffed your burp and then tried to analyze it. Do you ever... Federal prison. Do you ever fart and try to get like, ooh, that might have been chilly. Don't ever tuck your lips to the side like that again. I've never seen you do that, and it concerned me. Do you ever like... Oh, my God! Can I get to the damn thing?

So we were walking to the store, and Cam was like, Peyton, please help me find something to get out of my comfort zone i was like i got you the first thing i see is a leather jacket bro okay you wanted me to buy this leather jacket like i just got off the set of season four of sons of anarchy i don't drive a motorcycle oh no oh wait a minute no one drives a motorcycle you can't drive a motorcycle no one's done that you drive a motorcycle just like you drive a car oh no i think the term is ride a motorcycle dumbass that might be the term but you are driving the motorcycle you are taking the motorized

vehicle in bike motorcycle form and you are driving it you are giving it gas you are turning it is still driving you might it might be slang to ride it you drive it though don't get it twisted what do you do whenever you get on a motorcycle sit right like this you're riding that john you're controlling it ergo driving what is driving what is it ever said hey you want to go drive motorcycles just because they don't say it doesn't mean i'm not right you drive a motorcycle you drive a bike you in in theory no you don't drive a bike honestly what is a motorcycle a big bike it's a motor bike you pedal a bike are you from the pendergrinian war of 1894 you pedal a bike this one has a motor gasoline and a battery okay so you drive it okay okay so a lime scooter right motorized scooter what do you do you drive that john or do you ride it you drive it you you

arrogant bastard you drive you're drunk what is it to drive define drive miriam webster define it drive drive drive define it drive drive it you have you have a steering wheel and you have a pedal that goes like this. That's driving. You have a brake and gas, an accelerator and a shift gear. Do you have that on a motorcycle? Didn't think so. You have gas.

You have brake. I said pedal. Dumbass. Okay, a pedal is a pedal. On a motorcycle, you can't be, so you do it right here. It's the same thing. It's a different format. You're still

giving it okay okay I want you to go to a local saloon I don't like those they scare me it's way there's way too

it's too many just burly fellows and I want you to go to a group of burly burly fellows a couple women that are bigger with one long braid helmets

and they have tattoos and slap down an ipa and go who's ready to drive and then i want to see if you're still alive at the end of that okay i'm not it's universally you can you ride a motorcycle but you're in a discussion shut your big head big head mouth you drive it that's why your nipples are transparent okay just because i have invisinibs doesn't mean you don't drive a motorcycle. You don't know much about shit. Have you even touched a motorcycle?

I guarantee I could go farther on it than you without falling off, 100%. Your dexterity and your lack of sensory balance is phenomenal. The only reason you would be able to last longer on a motorcycle is because you have weighted hips. It'll help proportionalize the bike. Exactly. Don't get mad at me because you don't, you don't have good balance oh sorry hippie you drive hippie hippie really hippie that's what we've stooped to now hippie that's that's that cut deep hippie at the live show please call him hippie don't call me hippie that one hurt me i don't know why

that struck deep hippie and because you have that gargoyle ass toe that can grip on it on the you want to talk about feets you fucking falcon you can literally pick up a capybara and take it with you what's a capybara is that a drink at starbucks you're so i knew you dropped out i mean it's just i knew you dropped out cam mean it's just i knew you dropped out cam how do you drive motorcycles the term you ride it you ride it you ride it you ride you're on top of it you want to ride a car you get on top of the hood you're riding the car you drive the car you ride the motorcycle dumbass so just getting on top of a motorcycle it just magically by the grace of Saruman,

in a spell from the Wicked Witch of the East-West, it's just going to take you to A to B. No, you give it direction, you give it acceleration, and you drive the motorcycle. You get on top of a regular bicycle, right? Yeah, it doesn't do shit unless you pedal it. You're still riding that, that john because it's moving that's where the ride comes from you ride a roller coaster that's why you say you're riding passenger in a car because you're not driving it thank you i went that's exactly thank you no you're riding because you're not doing anything the guy on the back grabbing my hips hippie

he's riding you would be riding skeletor i am driving the motorcycle no you're stupid as shit bro if you what is the definition of drive you never answer me because you don't know because you're stupid ass idiot you don't know you you think you have all this big diction and big words you can't even give me the definition of you can't even give me the definition of the word drive i'm telling you yes you do you can tell me the width and the circumference of the Nile River because you have useless fucking knowledge.

Or is it because it's in Africa? Is that why you think I can't? You can't tell me the definition of the word drive. I tell you what I did. Listen up with your big ass ears. Define drive.

Instead of getting lazy as a kid, maybe you should get your ears opened up. My ears are fine. Your ears are small. My ears are not small. I don't know all right all right that's crazy no you want the definition of how to drive

and drive and ride no no just drive i know what to write is to write is to be on something when you don't do anything what are you doing no are you no are you stupid as shit are you dumb as hell writing you ignorant bastard you big hipped nasty toe big little tongue perfect teeth i have eight degrees when i end up at the same job as payton and i make fun of him for because he has less of an education than me but oh guess what we still have the same occupation oh guess what whenever i shit i have to get on tiktok for 45 minutes oh i pick my toe with a blade and have my wife have to look at that. Are we even talking about Harleys? You know what?

You've opened the can. Ooh, I got all that, right? Ooh, I got a 500-square-foot apartment, and I can't vacuum my own fucking crumbs. I got to hire someone to come and sweep, sweep, fab and lo-so, and now I'm good to go. Ooh, mister, I i gotta charge my car because it's more expensive than yours oh that's all i could think of oh you want to you want to go yeah go give it to me ream me oh my name's cam god forbid i'm in the middle of doing a task and anything around me happens because that's going to take six and a half hours for

it to get done. Peyton can go on an intercontinental trip around the world. The task still wouldn't be done because I got one phone call. Then that led me to go on TikTok. God forbid there's an unfinished puzzle around me. Got to finish that too. Want to watch Hobbit? Ooh, don't feed me that yet. I got to count the caloric intake of it. Want to go lift leg day? Look at my ass in these pants. Ew, not good enough. I'm going to put on my wife's yoga pants with the scrunchy ass.

I can't. Yeah, get me hips. Get them. Get you. Okay, you want to talk about hips again? No, I love you too much. My name's Cam. I had the fire department called on me.

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guarantee. The link is in the episode description box. Go check it out. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. All right. We got Mama Liv on the podcast. Give some love. This is the first time on the real podcast where we've switched seats.

I know. So y'all are going to see that we've switched spots. This couch sucks. I have not told them, but there going to see that we've switched spots. This couch sucks. I have not told them, but there's a reason that I have gracefully invited my beautiful wife back. And y'all are going to have another math question today. I'm about to leave. Yeah, that's harassment. There's no reason for me to be over here so that people can talk shit about me again.

Oh, that's the girl that don't know math. Yeah, I only have a GED. Stop saying that. Same. And I dropped out of being a teacher because I didn't know how to teach. Oh, that's the girl that don't know math. Yeah, I only have a GED. You stop saying that. Same, and I dropped out of being a teacher because I didn't know how to teach. Well, that's not true. You were a great teacher. It was all the politics and everything behind it.

All right, what are we doing? You're doing math questions? We're doing a math question. This one's so bad, it's a break the bank one for one. Okay, what level of math is it? Yeah, come on. Level two. Like what grade?

What grade, dumbass? No wonder you stopped being a teacher. Fifth? Kindergarten, first. Fifth grade? Oh, hell no. That's. Like what grade? What grade, dumbass? No wonder you stopped being a teacher. Fifth? Kindergarten, first. Fifth grade? Oh, hell no. That's long division. Hell no.

You're 25. I'm only certified K through... Six. Oh, that's true. Numb skull. Long division, right? No, we're not dividing. You think I'm going to bore you with division?

We'll just do what we did last time, where I just guess and finally get the answer. I'm actually trying to get it for my pride. Okay. Are we ready? No. Viewers at home, if you want to, go ahead and work along with them. See if you can get it before them. Ooh, my name's Cam.

I'm the teacher. He is teacher. Simple, simple question. Here we go. Let's go. Simple to you. A thief with a hooded ski mask and he drives an SRT pulls up into... I was like, what the hell?

I was really listening. I was like, okay. I was like, be careful. Okay, but you know what the thing is? The thing is, if it's a word problem, don't listen to all the bullshit. Just focus on the numbers. Okay, the numbers. The scheming.

Yeah, the numbers. Okay, here we go. Yeah, we got this. A man walks into a store and steals a $100 bill from the register. What's the store? Peyton, remember not worrying about this. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

My bad. A man walks into the store, walks into a store, not the store, a store. A man walks into a store and steals a $100 bill from the register without the owner's knowledge. Good thief. He then buys $70 worth of goods using that $100 bill. Okay. And the owner gives him $30 in change. How much money did the owner lose?

$60. That's unbelievably wrong. Okay, so it's $100. Even if you do- $100 minus $70 is $20. Oh, Liv. Wait, wait. That's where I got Okay, so it's 100. Even if you do quick. 100 minus 70 is 20. Oh, Liv. Wait, wait. That's where I got the 30 from.

Wait, 10 minus 70. You didn't say 30. You said 60. No, but 30 plus 30 is 60. What's 10 minus? Where the hell did the second 30 come from? 10 minus 2 is what? What the fuck are you talking about?

Just hear me out. Okay, my fault. 10 minus 2. My fault, OG. 10 minus 2. 8. Answer it. Like, what? 80 what 80 okay he has 80

dollars left over what because he had a hundred and he's wait wait wait wait wait he had a hundred and 20 got removed i need bupropofen no he had listen this is what happened right i'm gonna break it down the story he robbed it give me all your money he took a hundred dollar bill yep without the guy knowing without the guy knowing i don't need to know that part he had a hundred I'm going to break down the story. He robbed it. Give me all your money. He took a $100 bill. Yep. Without the guy knowing. Without the guy knowing. I don't need to know that part. I just want to know the, give me the numbers.

And then he bought something for $30. Okay. Right? What happened? Okay, say it again. Yeah, say it again. You're adding too much shit in there. I read it verbatim. I know, but no one cares.

No one cares. You're talking about 20. What's 10 minus 8? 80. What's 10 minus 8? 80. What's 10 minus 2? 40. Okay, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Yeah, relax. Stop adding all the bullshit. Give me the numbers. Say the numbers. A man walks into a store and steals a 100. Wait, what is the store? Winco, jackass. What's a Winco?

Is that a casino? You haven't had their box mac and cheese? I don't eat mac and cheese. It makes me gag. That's true. You're so... It's a blue box. A man walks into a Walmart, steals a $100 bill from the register without the owner's knowledge.

Gotcha. He then buys $70 worth of groceries using the $100 bill. So he has $30 left over. The owner gives him $30 and change. So he has $60. Yep. That's the answer. Dumbass. Wait, wait, wait. how much money did the owner lose 130 160 no wait what 160 no because they bought 170 with the groceries no they bought

a 70 with the groceries yes 100 so listen fuck me so listen listen so he goes gets 100 right yep yep so he took $100. The store's down 100 bands. $100. The store's down $100. Then he takes $70 worth of groceries. He's down $170. Then he gives him $130.

Okay, okay. $80, $90, $100. Wait, $80, $90, $200. $200! No. Fuck! Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Fuck!

So. And you went the wrong way. Go back to the $60. Go back to the $60. Do that again, but go reverse.. Go back to the 60. Do that again, but go reverse. Do that again, but go reverse. He gives the $100 back to the dealer? No. Dealer?

What are we playing, blackjack? The cashier. So he stole it. What the fuck? What's a cashier? So he stole $100. What is a cashier? He stole $100, spent $70 of it.

Correct? He stole a $100 bill. Guy doesn't know. He then buys $70 worth of groceries using the $100 bill. You helped me. He gets $30 to change back. $30.60. How much did the owner lose?

$140. What? No. I already said $160. He said no. Oh, $130. No. Listen to yourself.

He didn't lose no money. You're fucking tricking us. You're fucking tricking us you're fucking tricking us they weren't even at no damn store what yeah they were at a they were at a blockbuster renting movies

first of all this guy sounds cheap as hell cause who's fucking stealing just a hundred dollars I'm sorry alright criminal mastermind grab the whiteboard

y'all know you need it grab the whiteboard get a whiteboard alright they got the damn whiteboard alright two'all know you need it. Grab the whiteboard. Get a whiteboard. Alright, they got the damn whiteboard. Two elementary math problems in a row and they have to use a whiteboard. I don't think he spelled thief right.

No, it's the thief theory. The thief theory. The thief theory. We got this. The I before the E and sometimes Y. So look. Look at you. He knows. I did. I told you I have my GED. First off, the I before the E but not after C is the most flawed rule in the whole. I said after Y, dumbass. You said it's sometimes Y.

He said sometimes Y. But the rule is I before E except after C. Are we doing math or English? That's the most flawed rule in all of English language because there's more on the opposite spectrum. Whatever. Someone just made that up because of Ryan. Okay, so look. Burglar had $100.

So look. They're at the store, right? The thief comes in and then he's like. He ain't got no arms. Oh, sorry. And so he's like, I want $ store, right? The thief comes in, and then he's like. He ain't got no arms. Oh, sorry. And so he's like, I want $100, right? So he takes $100, right? Store is down $100, right?

Yes. Then. That's backwards. It's backwards. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. They're down $100, right?

Then he sees produce, apples, pine pineapples he's a mac and cheese cranapples mac and cheese right blueberries all that so the so the dealer i mean the thief so the thief my god you have a gambling problem so the thief spends a hundred dollars no he doesn't he's been 70 70 dollars right the thief's been 70. 70, right? Take away the 70. What does he have now? He has $30. Woo! Okay, now. Right. Then. Right. The,

what happened next to the story? Oh. And then the. He gets how much in change? The store gives him another $30 in change. $60. That's how much... What?

How much is the store down? $60. Wrong. Oh, so wrong. Still unbelievably wrong. They are down $130. Wrong. Wait, no, no, no, no.

Her face, she's like, what? Okay, because he... Erase the theatrics, strictly, strict to numbers. Oh my God, no. Her face. She's like, what? Erase the theatrics. Strictly stick to numbers. Oh, my God. Strictly stick to numbers. He gave him change because he didn't know he stole. Right.

That's what I'm saying. He gave him $30. He just gave him free money. So he's down $30. Wrong. Wait. So $100 is wrong. My animation's out.

He's down $100. He's down a hundred He's down $200 Wrong $150 Wrong $170 Wrong Wait a minute

Hold on Is it more than $200? Wrong I'm negotiating A negotiation I didn't even say that That's not right A negotiating

Okay this shit's really Pissing me off And why the fuck Did you pick word problems? Yeah Cam you know I'm dyslexic. That's not, like, it's making my head hurt. I have a list. You're 25. You're 24. I have a list. I don't give a fuck. If I'm going up

there trying to figure out some math, I'm pulling out my phone and calculator. And I have a list. My calculator. I have a lisp. What does that have to do with your addition and subtraction? It makes me nervous. Erase the theatrics. I'm telling you it'll help. I am. Look, $100, right? Okay. $100. You're down $100. Yes.

What the fuck are you doing? They're back. You're like. They're not back up nothing. Yeah, they are. Who's back up 70? The store that he sent $70. Oh, yep.

Yeah. They're back up. Because he paid. He paid them. Yeah. Why would he? Okay, first of all, why would he fucking steal money... Sorry. Why would he steal money from the store if he's just gonna

go and buy produce? Because he needed the money for the produce. It's like he's giving it right back. Yeah, to pay for the produce. So look, that's exactly right, though. Oh, 70 minus 30. 70 minus 30. 40, 50, 60... $40! He's down $40!

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! How many numbers are there? Wrong! Wait, no. Let me, for real. $70.

So, 30. That's a 30 difference. Am I right so far? A few moments in that there. The $30, right? Are we on the right track? We're with the $30. To get you on the right track, erase your board.

Erase your board. Erase the damn damn board this is bonkers okay it's alright look how I'm sitting the thief theory this is how you make me feel the thief do what's crazy I really don't understand this just do numbers okay hundred dollar takes $100 for the register so they're down a hundred negative hundred okay the register he buys $70 worth of groceries. So now they're at negative $30. With that $100. Now they're negative $30.

Who's negative? They're not negative $30, Peyton. Yes, they are. He paid them back. He paid them back. $70. So that's $30. Negative $30.

Who's negative $30? The company. Whatever. Okay. The company's negative $30, right? All right. And then he gives them another $30. 60 fucking bones

He's down $30 down 30 Fuck it. He down. I love my little cretin. I'm so funny. I'm lost. I'm going to say it one more time slow. Okay. I'm going to close my eyes. Say it slow. Did that help last time?

Yep. No, it didn't. Liv had to guess to get the answer. 100. Okay, here we go. Oh! They're only down 100. I have no idea how I got that.

$100. How? dollars correct answer because he only took a hundred from them to begin with you didn't make up money he didn't take more he took a hundred how much you down a hundred that's very true yes not true good shit wait the answer is right but y'all got it wrong hear me out professor kennedy coming to work man steals a hundred dollars you're down one hundred dollars yes okay he goes up to the register he's buying his groceries with the same hundred dollars so he gives that same hundred back to him so now it's even keel but they lost seventy dollars worth of groceries and then he gave him 30 and change 70 and 30 is a hundred oh i would have never got that on my own. Nope.

Me neither. See, why the fuck? Oh, I hate word problems. I hate word problems because this is what happens to kids. This is why they drop out of school because they be asking them bullshit ass questions like this. I rest my case. Don't go to school, kids. What?

Okay, okay. The Usual Podcast does that because- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Go to school. It's really nice. Hey, Joe Biden, if you want that, at least give us a shout out. All right, guys. I'm going to go take about 800 milligrams of ibuprofen.

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