You Should Know Podcast - EATING BABY OCTOPUS CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

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he looks more like Eminem. You look like Eminem. I'm not going to lie. It ruined the thing. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. You know, Cam, I wanted you to sit down because I have to talk to you about something. I think you have something inside you that's wrong.

I think there's a wire that's not connected. We all know that, but I'm talking about... Okay, well, you got wires too. What? I think my wires are disintegrated at this point. Your wires are burnt to a crisp. Mine are still there. Careful. How is that to be careful?

Dude, okay. Okay, yes, my haunches broke the last set, but that's fine. Let's explain that. How do you feel so far about this new setup that we have? I really like it. I feel safe. I feel like I'm in a slight cocoon. Like a cubicle of sorts?

Yeah, it's like I can, you know, I have my limits. The other one, I didn't have limits. That's probably why I broke it. I was just like, and then it shattered. The safety that you feel, is it safety from me? Oh, no, I'm never physically threatened by you. But, no, I'm always safe around you. That's offensive and rude. Yeah, sorry um

No more like a safe in my own kind of skin type of deal like a turtle without a shell Like the other one my shell was so large it there's wiggle. That's what you look like shirtless This is so f***ing mean. That is so mean. I look like... Do you understand? I feel like a turtle without a shell, if you could domesticate it and make it a pet... You can. That's why I said if you could.

Wait, does a turtle live if it doesn't have a shell? How do turtles work? It lives. But its shell is like its central nervous system. Did you know the shell goes all the way around? I did know that. That's insane. And it has pockets for the arms.

Did you also know that the shell has 13 quadrants on the back and we're supposed to have 13 months in a year instead of 12, but the Gregorian calendar messed that up. Is that a fact? That is a fact. Why do you know that? I have a lot of useless knowledge. Think about it.

You asked me how to post something on facebook but you know i have eternal shells tell us the world they have 13 no for real they have we're supposed to have 13 months of 28 days and not 12 months yeah everyone for real how is my life going to change now now what did you just tell me hey rewind, hey, hey. Rewind maybe 15 seconds. I said useless knowledge. Yeah. You have a lot of that. October. What does oct mean?

Eight. Why is it our 10th month? Nove. Nova. Nine. Why is it our 11th? Nova K. Dec.

December. Des. Are you saying something that's real? Yeah, it's 10. Why is it our 12th? Dec is 10. Dec is 10. Where?

Oct is eight. The prefix. Dec. Decimal. The prefix, deck, decimal. But deck, what does that mean? The prefix deck is a 10. No, you're repeating the same thing that I'm trying to expand on. Because you're asking for another definition when I've given you the definition. No, you're giving me a circular definition. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. That's exactly what you're doing. I just asked you, what does deck mean? Like, where in the world is that? I'm asking you a question. Because I don't know its origin story. Oh, that's what I'm not. That's exactly what you're doing. I just asked you, what does deck mean? Like, where in the world is that? I'm asking you a question. Because I don't know its origin story. Oh, that's what I'm asking. So that's what you say.

But deck. So that's the answer. Deck is 10. The prefix deck. No, no, no. I hear that part. If you put deck in front of something, it's 10. No, I hear that part.

Do you understand where I'm coming from? See, I understand what you're saying, and now it's your time to understand what I'm saying. Do you understand that? I don't like when you speak to me like that. I think your wife saw my butthole. I can see your keloids. I think your wife saw my butthole. That's not good. She did. She did. She saw the balloon knot. We need. And I've been thinking about that for weeks. If I, I actually never want to hear you say the words balloon knot ever again. That is foul.

A balloon knot? Yeah. Rory described it perfectly. You ever tied up a balloon? You seen that? That's a butthole. Your wife saw my balloon knot. Yours is so dark and so hairy, though.

You seen my balloon knot? I've seen your bunghole. I've seen downstairs. One through ten. Four. What can I do to make it a ten? Get rid of the shit crusties. Give it a little landscaping.

Manscape. Hello. Shave it up. I do. Then we'll be at a six. I do. Formation's still not the best. It's not the best formation.

That could naturally... The iris is not right. Naturally didn't have a... It's not even. It's not an even formation that could naturally the iris is not right naturally didn't have a it's not even it's not an even circumference it hangs left it's like an oval you have more of an oval asshole not a not a circular you don't you don't have a coin but you don't have a coin but uh because you haven't asked me yet i'm gonna flip it no no i'm not done with this i'm not done with this i'm not done with this done with this you're like we have to we can't just say your your wife saw my butthole and haven't explained no she saw you yeah because

so when i'm on the phone with cam i like to show him me i want him to know that i am i am here i like my natural primal self you get all of me you i belong to you no you don't i don't want all of you i don't even want some of you. I want very small. But I want you to know that that option of me is there. So what I do, we're on FaceTime, me and Cam. He was in his bed. And Cam looks like a... Apparently a shell-less turtle.

You look like a squishy little Leonardo. What's the thing from Kim Possible? What's that little... Rufus? You look like Rufus that hasn't slept in a month. Is it Remus or Rufus? You look like Rufus when it hasn't slept for a month like that's what you look like in bed when you FaceTime no I do look really tired I look drained and so and so we were FaceTiming late at night because I missed you I had a couple Johnny walk dogs down the throat

I was feeling myself a little warm ears tingling good morning to you hello and so me and Kim were talking and they got to that part of the call where i'm starting to feel good about myself you know what i mean and so i normally when i'm on my couch should never be a part of the call so my house stays at 81 degrees it's hot and so i sweat a lot it's so hot it's ridiculously hot and so i was like i'm hot so whenever i'm laying on the couch alone i just have a t-shirt on and nothing under me. And some socks. I always keep socks on because something about my feet being exposed. I feel like I can get attacked.

And so I was laying down, right, on my couch, booty butt ass naked from the waist down except for my feet, and a shirt, a big t-shirt on Winnie the Pooh. You are a grown ass man in your own home, your own place of sleep. That is your sanctuary. That is your temple. Exactly. In your sleep yeah that is your sanctuary that is your temple exactly in your dress like that that's where my most comfortable state is but anyway so i was on facetime with you i was out i was out and about below my little piece was sleeping though my little piece was sleep he wasn't gonna be a part of this adventure on facetime and so my butt was

out and i had to toot and so i didn't know i should have assumed because you're married and you only have one bed in your house that you would share with your wife that would make sense hello but i didn't put two and two together i've never been good at puzzles and so i had to toot and i was like cam has to see this and because when i when i fart that shit was flaking my shit winks yeah it was it i went oh my god and i happen to have it was there. It was there. I went, oh my God. And I happened to have it before I there. And literally all you hear

is Liv. Ah! Yeah, and so, well, they don't know what happened yet. And so I took the phone and I pointed it at my rear end.

I was to the side too, so it had a little gap for opening. A little creditor debit. A little sunlight. Your card got a chip? Go ahead and put your pin in. And so I took a picture.

I didn't take a picture. I put the phone up on FaceTime, and I tooted. And then I didn't even hear Cam at first. I heard Liv audibly scream. Literally. Like she was being scarred for a while. Oh, my God. Like she just saw me explode.

Technically, I did. A little explosion happened. And that one had some bass some ass hair that one was a metallica it was a very it was a very fragile fart yeah it wasn't it wasn't too loud you don't think so i wouldn't consider it metallica yeah i'd consider it like a but it had bass i'd consider like a bon jovi it was like a it was like a honda civic that you put some subs in the back yeah yeah exactly it wasn't a ford and so now your wife has seen your and that's that and she's literally scarred so but uh and she saw the tiger stripes

i'm proud of my tiger stripes i think that's the sexiest part of me yeah did you just give him applause i think it was more for the topic of tiger stripes. Oh, okay. I was about to say. She's like, she's like. But how was your week, Bubba? Since you so wanted to get off the topic that was fantastic and talk about yourself. Go ahead. No, I want to talk about you. I asked you, I asked you how your week was. Do you care?

I do. It was all right. I mean, we spent some time together. Yeah. We got back from the wintry wonder shit land of Oklahoma. Very cold. It was four degrees. But it was always a great time.

We always get to see family, hang out. We got to see Gabe wrestle. He destroyed it. Always. Young man's goaded. Came back. And it was pretty cold here, too. But you, on the other hand, you didn't go.

I didn't go to L.A. You didn't go. So I said to everybody I't go to L.A. You didn't go. So I said to everybody I was going to L.A., but that was only for the power outage. Because in Texas, we're not built for cold. Our power grid is actually from the 1800s. But this isn't a political podcast, so who gives a shit? But one of the things I was very, very upset seeing. Hungry.

Interrupt me one more time and you're walking. Where? One of the things that I am very upset about that I saw when I stayed in Texas for the cold and it is my biggest pet peeve oh my god in the cold I was going to Target I know I was going to Target in my car driving that's what you do in a car normally I was gonna get some water h2 say. Twisted. I just started breaking down what drinking water is. Eternal brand. I saw this fit couple.

I was like, nice. Y'all work out. That's good for y'all. At this time, I look at my weather app. 27 degrees outside. How do you know what you're about to say? You know what I hate? When people are wearing summer attire

in the winter wonderland, who are you trying to impress? You know what I mean? And that's it to me since elementary school. Because I remember there was this kid named Seth and he came from Chicago. And it was cold in Texas and we were bundled up. We were wearing big old

Canadian goose knockoffs from Ross and a big old hat with the ball on it, earmuffs and muffins and all that. And I was freezing my little jibs off, lips chapped, nose running. And I was dying. And Seth came up to me, short-sleeved shirt, and he goes, this isn't even cold. This ain't cold to me.

I'm from Chicago. Chicago. I don't give a fuck, Seth. goes this wasn't even cold this ain't cold to me i'm from chicago chicago so i saw i saw this couple and they're in nike running shorts and tank tops walking looking around and i'm like who are you trying to impress that's what i had to say it's my biggest pet peeve do you get that i do get that i i want to ask a question about their yes okay that that is guaranteed because that's dude i have i've never been y'all have seen me in some slight moments of that but i've never been a true advocate of it i i have to bundle up when it's cold because it's uh you know so cover your body just because you're just because your manhood

isn't gonna fall out of your five inch seam nike running shorts we don't need to test it we're not this isn't a hypothesis no no no no that's one of the things my mom gets mad at me about and as an adult i've learned to listen to her you know as a young boy you're always like oh you're like mom you don't know woman my what you didn't say that no i never said that if i said that to my mom you wouldn't be here exactly i but it's just like being a kid it's just like you know you have that ego you have that pride of being like i don't want to listen to my mom and she would always say bring a hoodie in your car always bring a hoodie a blanket and all that what you know what i just thought of what if you said that to your mom you know what i imagined in my what you would have turned in to uh the brother off of um bench warmers where she like sticks you in a closet if you would have popped off on your

mom that bad you don't know shit lady you literally be like like in a harry potter there would be there would be no you should know podcast i would still be that grounded did you get grounded as a kid yeah but it wasn't what what of course he did no it wasn't it wasn't like what you would deem traditional grounding. It was more because I really, and we've talked about this, I never really did shit that was off the rails. You know, you call my childhood boring and lame. It is. The only sandwich is in Bakugan, but keep going.

Your childhood was boring. But I never did. i asked you a question did you get grounded yes what what did that entail it was that's what i'm saying it wasn't like door off the hinge and all of my shit it was really what people do that bro i can't wait to do that take a door off the hinge yeah why one of the biggest things you cherish and hold dear is your privacy. If you do something that is wrong enough, you no longer have it. You don't have a door. Hope you don't have night terrors.

You know what you could do? What? Keep the door open. Why do I have to get nuts and bolts? You don't have to get nuts and bolts. You take a hammer and a screw. Okay, why do that? And not just keep the door open.

Because then they still have the option to shut the door. They just don't respect you. What if it's a two-story house? The door is still the door. I know. But completely remove it. You can't. Okay, what did the two-story house have to do with the door?

Because you're downstairs watching a show with your wife and your kids upstairs and they go, shut the door. And you know what you do? You walk upstairs quietly. Oh, you can hear doors And you know what you do? You walk upstairs quietly. Oh, you can hear doors close? No, you check because you're a parent. Exactly.

You're doing routine checkups. If they don't have a door, there's no need to check for the door because the bitch is in the garage. I guess. But no, I just got like, I couldn't hang out with friends. I didn't have friends.

You're like, I got grounded from my tail, from my early camcorders. One of the things. Wait, wait, wait. What? Did you get grounded? No. You didn't get grounded at all?

Grounded? I don't even know what that means. That's what I don't. Did you? If you did something bad enough, let's just rephrase it. If you did something bad as a kid, what were the disciplinary actions? I can't say that. Okay.

Spanking in a loving way from parents. I didn't say that, but yeah. Okay. But outside of that, was anything ever took from you? Did you ever get your phone taken, your game console? You couldn't go to hang out, couldn't stay the night? First of all, I didn't have friends to hang out with. I didn't.

I wasn't a part of it. You said second off, I was terrified to stay the night. Yeah, no. Oh my. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Heineken Zero Zero. Heineken Zero Zero is an alcohol-free option to the original Heineken you love. There it is.

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And remember, you must be 21 and up to purchase. Please enjoy Heineken responsibly. Now on to the rest of the episode god did you do that as a kid bro i did that so much you cried oh my god it was so it's so just bitch made like i was such a punk i literally had the greatest time ever hanging out with my friends the second it's time to go to sleep you would have thought i had a parasite in my stomach i literally was like i can't i remember dude donovan call your i gotta go i would oh like so i would go to my friend cooper's house down the road i feel like i know cooper cooper was the original cam yeah we made youtube videos

together too we made youtube videos together too too We made YouTube videos together, too But I would go to Cooper's house fun time at Cooper's house. He had goats. He had a barn He had a whole nine basketball hoop everything. It was great time. That's Xbox didn't really like that part I'd make you let's make a YouTube video Let's just play Call of Duty Put these wigs on let's go walk in that forest Cooper And so I would go to sleep right i just heard what you said it took too long to register you said let's put the wigs on what the what were you doing bro i swear to god we wouldn't have been friends when we were

younger no we would not have you didn't know that about my original youtube videos good luck finding them they're gone they're on youtube you told me i would dress up in like wigs and makeup like i would have lipstick on i had a uh my first youtube video i've ever made was called grandma's cookies yeah grandma yeah preston was in it where he's behind the camera yeah i swear to god before you die that's i'm gonna happen. Why do you keep talking about my imminent death? Why can't you do it while I'm alive? It's closer to the thing. It's closer to the thing.

Dude, you don't like me. I'm just kidding. I love you. That's going to be my goal. I don't. Someone that works for Disney, someone that has that damn mouse on their shirt is going to call your phone. And so I would go to sleep at Cooper's house, right?

I'd go to bed, and as soon as I would close my eyes, and they would turn the lights off. First of all, I've never liked sleeping in pitch black. I'd be like, can you keep one light on? Yeah, TV something. Yeah, I hate that. And so I would always miss Preston. So it was my sleeping butt. Like he had the room right by mine.

And Preston had a YouTube channel at the time, too. He would make stop motion videos. So I would just go to YouTube. You'd watch your brother's video. Oh, my God. What? You were old enough to have a phone when you were doing this? Yeah And I think it might have been an iPod

Okay iPod touch God iPod touch is legendary Dude okay how far did Cooper live? This is the real question Literally two and a half miles I know, bro. It's like I wasn't even out of my neighborhood.

I was seven doors down. You could have just got out and walked. I was seven. Literally seven doors down. I'm talking if I ran from my mailbox to David's mailbox. Yeah. 22 seconds. Like that close to home.

And I was just like, no, I can't. God, I hate that. I was meaning to wrap this to another thing when I was initially talking about the cold. But I watched a show on Netflix. I watched a movie on Netflix called Society of the Snow. I want to watch that. Oh, my God, so good. So good, so sad.

So good, so sad. It's based on the true story of the rugby team that took a flight and the flight crashed in the middle of the Arctic. And they were out there for like 190 days. Damn! Yeah, it's like the story team that took a flight and the flight crashed in the middle of like the arctic right and they were out there for like 190 days right and it's like this yeah yeah it's like the story of that and then i had a thought while i was watching this movie the answer is no the answer is no bro i love you to death the answer is no absolutely not me and you'd be the first god you'd be so fucking used to this you literally be like, I can't do anything. I can't hunt. I can't gather.

I'm so cold. You got a charger? You have an iPhone charger? I'll just keep trying to get signals. Okay, say we're in the Appalachian Mountains, where it's really cold. Is that where the cold is? Hey. Yeah.

R.I.P., bro. No, okay. Hope you lived life to the fullest. Make me feel okay. You're out of there. You are absolutely okay. Just play with me. Okay, go. Let's go.

Appalachian Mountains. We got some cuts and bruises. Okay, but wait, wait, wait. It's just me and you on the plane. What kind of... Was it a PJ? Sure. For this scenario, it's a PJ.

Just me and you. We saved up some cash. We robbed a bank. We got a PJ. We're going over the the the mountains that are cold we're in the middle of nowhere okay like in the in the show the like rescue helicopters couldn't find it yeah so that's how deep in the mountains of the snow we are plane crashes oh no pilot made a whoopsie he was texting and driving okay Okay. We crashed. Boom. We're both good.

A little sore. No, little sore. You said it like we did some hamstring curls. Little sore. I'm lucky I don't have a blade of steel severed through my body. Okay. Little sore.

Day one. An aircraft just landed on ground and crashed. What the fuck was that? What job would you give me? Would you take the role of the leader or would you trust me to be the leader in survival? I want you to listen to this. Be nice to me. I want you to remember this for the rest of our time on earth.

If we are ever in a life or death scenario, you better just strap in and listen to me. If you want the slightest chance of surviving, it's not drastic. It's 1A, 1B. I respect your opinion. I respect if you think we need to go north. But what job would you give me?

Stay close. Hold my pocket. That's give me? Stay close. Hold my pocket. That's your job. Stay close. I'm talking. We cannot be separated. Okay. You'd be the guy.

I would literally tell you, go 150 clicks to the left. I'd never see you again. I would never see you again. Why would you talk to me in clicks? That's what you got to do when you're stranded. No, you don't. You don't have to switch who you are. But you should. Go to the right, Peyton. Button but you see i already said left and now you said right

that is my literal evidence literal evidence and you don't have to talk in clicks but it's cooler it makes you really okay no genuinely okay no shut up genuinely because you're making me mad that you don't trust me you're making my belly belly button wet. I could put a theater act on. I could be your entertainment. Give me a job that I could do. You know, like back in the war? They would do that? Did you just say theater act?

Like, if you needed energy, because we have no TV. You think I want you to reenact Romeo and Juliet when my leg is purple at the bottom? We're probably just wearing a hoodie. It's negative 20, and you think I want you to give me a skit? We'd get pretty bored out of there. I would rather you go and find a squirrel,

and we're going to attempt to roast it. That's how I know, just based off that, that's how I know you couldn't be the leader. There's no squirrels out there oh oh but there's stage fronts there is

pamphlets there's no wild with concession stands and Romeo and Juliet no I could literally take my clothes off as if that's what you wanted

for the show why would I ever want that I don't know what you're into we have to it's a two man survival team yes and you want to entertain me if we're out there for 190 days you get a little bored you know how you're into. It's a two-man survival team. Yes. And you want to entertain me.

If we're out there for 190 days, you get a little bored. You know how you can entertain me? Would you kiss me? No. Oh, no. Never that. You know how your lips would be so crusted? Oh, my God.

Do you know how you can entertain me? Find fire. Find help. Find shelter. Find weapons. Find food. Why do you need weapons? Because it's us in the will it's not the

wilderness we're in the mountains yes and there was no you've obviously never seen the movie you obviously what's in the mountains you've never seen the movie i have exactly where they i'm saying where they were that it's put at the beginning of the movie there's like because it's narrated there's no wildlife out there you can't it's not livable conditions for anything so there's no wildlife okay so i retract my not livable conditions for anything. So there's no wildlife. Okay. So I retract my statements. But now I have a curveball for you.

Animals can't even fucking live out there. And you want to give me a play. You want to entertain me when nothing can live out here. That's why I would hate to be with you. You'd be so negative the whole time. You'd be so negative. I time. You'd be so negative. I'd be, I can. Let's at least tell your mama jokes. Yo mama jokes. I'd say your mom's so alive. She's so warm right now. And we're not. Find some berries. I don't need a joke. I need a flannel. Yo mama jokes.

It's just an option. I'm not saying for the whole time. Worst option you could have said. I mean worst option. But you, the leader didn't give me a job. Your job is to stay close. That is it.

Stay close and help. Since I've known you, you've always put me last. What? You've always treated me bad. That is not true. Do you remember in Oklahoma when we went to college,

right? Yeah. We were in college together. Roomm true. Do you remember in Oklahoma when we went to college, right? Yeah. We were in college together. Roommates. Supposed to be best friends. Sure were. That was my first time ever in this desolate-ass state. And what did I do?

Shut up. Oh. And then I remember everybody in Oklahoma, because you'd been to Oklahoma the year before. You knew about the cool and fun things to do. I was a small pup in a small pond. Everybody was talking about around the campus oklahoma has a state fair let's go to the state fair peyton i've never been invited to a state fair i've never been to a fair i want cotton candy and ribs whatever they have this sounds fun we're all carpooling right cam has a car doesn't offer that to me cam says i want to ride in our assistant coach's hummer because i've never been in a hummer okay he invited me he says payton come

right in this hummer with us it's to be me and like five other teammates. I was like, me? I'm dumb. I'm bad at math. I've never really understood numbers and algebra. So I'm like, I didn't account for the amount of people he said are going to be in there to the amount of seats in the Hummer. We go to the Hummer, right?

Cam, automatically, selfish. I got shotgun. Cool. All right. cam gets the shotgun other teammates get into the back seats oh my god one teammates got window one teammates got middle one teammates got other window now I'm outside the Hummer I'm looking around like I thought these were bigger I was like I'm opening the door people close the doors on me I'm like oh shit

am I not invited anymore what's happening I look at Cam cause that's my lifeline he invited me I said Cam when help me I said Cam

uh where do I sit Cam looks at me and goes hey bro I'm not gonna lie right in the trunk I said huh

right in the what he I said, huh? Right in the what? He says, it's big enough for you, bro. It's right in the trunk. Lay down, keep your head down so we don't get pulled over. I'm contraband now. Cam treats me as contraband. I am last of importance in his life. No, no, no, no.

Tell them how far that drive was. Oh, yeah. It was a solid about 50 minutes. A 50 minutes, 6'7", in a truck. When I tell you his brains were oatmeal at the end of this shit, the amount of times I heard his cranium smack that hard plastic. Bro. Oh, my God.

I mean. That shit was split egg at the end, dog. I mean, and Cam goes, at least it's not like a real, like a trunk trunk, like a Honda Civic. And I go, yeah, that makes it better. That does make it better. You're so selfish. No, no, no, no. I claimed front seat for me.

The other three were just up. And then every 15 minutes, Cam goes, he hears my head hit the wall. Boom. Hey, Pete, you good back there, dog? I'm like, yeah, I'm bleeding. Yeah, I'm a firmer. Like, you're literally out of it. No, that was, what made you think of that?

That was hilarious. People don't know the shit that I've had to endure because you're a bad friend. Be all, end all, say all. Did you enjoy the fair? I don't remember it too much. My mind was out of it. I got six concussions on the way. And guess what?

No one offered to switch seats on the way back either. Another 50 minutes. I'm going two hours in a trunk. Maybe, okay, but you you gotta give yourself flowers in these scenarios maybe you're such a good sport you're such a good guy you didn't complain about it you rode your rides you carouseled your carousels you ate your ribs so no one really thought it was an issue name one name one name one time in our eight years of friendship that you've done something like that for me oh there's been multiple i I said one. Um, I've personally cleaned out your serial killer Jeep.

You did that for content. Oh, no, no, no. When did you do it? For fun? When? It was on Patreon. Okay, thank you. It was for content.

Let me think. You did it to publicly embarrass me. I called you, uh, your choice to drive back into imminent danger, but I called you in the tornado and asked what belongings, what personal items, sacred items to you would you like me to grab? That's big time if you ask me. I grabbed your laptop. If a tornado actually would have came through and wiped that,

you have no laptop. You have no ancient files. You have no money. You have no identification. I had no money at the time. You have no identification. We don't even know if you have no money. You have no identification. I had no money at the time. You have no identification. We don't even know if you paid in hard. I go with the DMV.

What happens if you lose your ID? You just get a new one, right? Oh, wow. No, no. You probably just don't. You definitely have a birth certificate. You definitely have multiple forms to identify yourself. Like an electric bill.

Yeah. Yeah. But. A credit card. Bank statements. Okay. I like this. A birth certificate. No, no, no, no, no, no. I like But. A credit card. Bank statements. Okay. I like this. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I like this. Let's say quick savage. I don't. I've never seen my birth certificate. You've never seen it? Why would I see that? Your mom does that? She has it.

Probably. But never once in my life was like, let me get that certificate. I had to use it to get on the cruise before I had a password. But anyway, back to this. Let's say someone was just a devious little bastard. Okay. They break into your house. The only thing they steal is your identification yeah they take your credit card yeah birth certificate passport electric bills phone bills driver they take

everything that has your name on it yeah then what do you do how do you get it back how do you how do you prove that you are that person i think i'm the worst person to ask with any real life scenarios do you think i'm gonna know how to do with any real life scenarios. Do you think I'm going to know how to do anything? I barely know how to wash my ass properly. I honestly believe you would sit there and binge your favorite show. Like nothing happened. I'd be like, God will figure it out. You'd be like, just happy still.

You're just like. Okay, but I do have a question. And the internet hates me for asking questions because I'm supposed to know everything. I love it. I was on Twitter the other day, right? And Twitter's the Wild West. Oh, God. Wild West.

Crazy videos are seen on there. Especially X now? X? X? Well, yeah, Twitter's called X now. Yeah. Okay, so I was going on X, which is Twitter. Yes.

And there's wild videos all the time. And I saw a video of somebody getting a heart transplant. Like what? Why would they ever feel the need to post that? Why is that on my algorithms? What's my search history that I got to go look at myself now? I have never typed Grey's Anatomy. Never?

Not once. I've never even been curious until now. And this might be stupid and I'm willing to be stupid. Half the earth thinks I am anyway. Vulnerable. I'm vulnerable, and I'm honest. Good man. I don't understand how blood works.

And now, let me be more specific. We have blood in our body. A lot of it. Do we have the same blood our whole life? Do you know what I mean? The blood circulates through the heart tell me when i'm wrong correct it's an audio podcast it doesn't it doesn't circulate through the heart the heart is what is pumping the blood yeah so but the blood is filtering through the body okay yeah so the blood's filtering through your body right it's circulating through your body right is that do i have the same blood from when I was two years old?

Oh, so you're not talking capacity, but you're talking about liquid. Yeah. Like the physical blood. Because I understand nosebleeds, right? If I get enough nosebleeds, do I make new blood? Say you do make new blood. I believe so. Okay.

I believe so. I thought that was your original question. Do I have 100% gallon tank when I'm born? And as it drastically goes, I die. Basically. That is idiocracy. Okay. When you're born, you're this big.

You think that covers all of your blood you have now as a large man? Oh, yeah. That does make sense. Yeah. Bubba grew. Bubba grew a lot, actually. Bubba was this. Long hair. N grew big time more blood needed simple no i get that but i'm saying like if you bleed out enough like you get enough cuts you scrape your leg on a razor scooter too many times

chronic nosebleeds right yeah say you got too many nosebleeds. No. How does... I don't understand it, really. And I'm genuinely asking. I should probably ask these behind closed doors. But I... Yeah, I actually didn't go to nursing school, so can't give you that answer. Your ass would look good in some scrubs, boy.

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Oh my God. I've never been a liar. Oh, you're gonna I've never known to be one. Do you think you could solve a murder mystery? Oh! Yes, I was really good at Clue. I was really good at Clue. Me and my family, we loved playing Clue. I don't give a shit about a board game.

This is real life. It depends on how intricate it is. It's an intricate, like, it's good enough to where in 15 years they could make a Netflix doc on it. It's that type. What year is it? What does that matter? It's their DNA. Science in 15 years they can make a Netflix doc on it. It's that type. What year is it? What does that matter? It's their DNA. Science now.

It is 1960. I'm not going to take you and put you back. Were you alive in the 60s? No. Then it's not the 60s. But I'm not in a murder mystery either, so sorry for asking a follow-up, asshole. Okay, it's right now. Say it's...

No, matter of fact, you're not even truly a detective. I'm just paid. You're yourself. Oh, God. Why am I involved? You're just paid. Okay, to make you involved, let's say it's, it's, no, matter of fact, you're not even truly a detective. You're just, you're yourself. Oh God. You're just, why am I involved? You're just paid. Okay. To make you involved, let's say it's a loved one.

That's a little morbid. Say it's a loved one and you're trying to, you, you really, you devote your life. Yeah. Who killed Preston? Yeah. Oh God. Who, what? You know.

Do you think you could find out? Yes. With a loved one yes if it was one but if it was like somebody i don't care about i would lose interest at a certain point like dude this is hard you'd lose interest not lose interest but like you have grieving loved ones and you're just like fuck man it's like you're like dude i would circle back a couple times i'm out of there man that is the most evil shit i hope you are never a police officer i hope you never make it through the core there's no way that you just said you would lose

interest on this podcast there's no way you said that mean no it's not mean it's just it's comical you're like i need to go get my big mac at that point i feel like i'm doing algebra 2 homework i'd have flashbacks i beg dude this is too hard so you okay so you think loved one we're not gonna say names because that makes a little too yeah but loved one pass it murdered there's slain there's nothing on this earth that wouldn't have me figure it out see i like that determination but is that yes are you just are you how much are you plucking your own but do i have hello do i have full access to the scene like am i in there behind the crime tape let's say okay i'll give you your parameters you show up again it's getting a little real you show up your loved one is dead in the house so you you take it upon yourself to examine everything take all your pictures because you know

the police are coming so you want to do it on your own yo okay first of all if the first thing you do when you see a dead loved one in the home is start taking pictures

no I'm saying you might have some involvement no I'm saying the cops are coming I'm saying cause start sweeping the fingerprints no no let's pretend

let's pretend I am a detective not a detective but you truly want to you don't even know what you're asking no I do I'm saying let's pretend that you's pretend. I am a detective. Not a detective, but you truly want to. You don't even know what you're asking. No, I do. I'm saying let's pretend that you don't want to leave it into the police's hands. Like say you're like, I have to solve this.

I'm going to get this revenge. Right. So before they show up and say, sir, you got to leave the scene. You try to get all the evidence you can. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like you see it. You're like, what the hell?

You see something that looks different. You take it all. You jot your notes. You take a picture. So that's all you have. That's so weird to do though that's very strange you walk in no okay that window that wasn't there the other day uh netflix isn't logged in someone logged out is this a dispute over is this a dispute over this like no so you have access boom do you think

peyton hart you're not a detective you didn't go to school for it. I didn't go to school. Well you did but you dropped out. Yeah. And failed. You, can you solve it? Yes. If a loved one, yes. I have to ask this. I knew you'd say yes. Yeah.

What is your first step? Wait, there's like a right answer? It answer it depends no there's a right answer no that's not it's subjective what would your first step be not touch anything okay that's a I'm talking about your active first step on like what is step one examine the scene okay dog if you say what that's like the intro that's like before before chapter one. You said, what's the first thing you would do? That's like the preliminary reading of the book. Chapter one, your first thing you did to try to find the person was? DNA. Oh, because you have access to getting DNA.

So you have a buddy that works down at local. And you say, hey, John, I need this swab. I'll detail your car for you on the back end. You don't have that. You're Peyton Hart. You're right. What do you mean DNA? You're going to put in a petri dish.

Go get a lab somewhere. Oh, I can't do DNA. Maybe I can figure it out. I don't know this. Your sole basis was someone else's job. You were going to do someone else's job. Go through their phone. That's a good first step.

That's a good first step. That's a good first step. You don't know the password? I know my parents' passwords. I didn't say it was your parents, it was Preston. You can't even listen. You don't have good listening skills. You don't even know who the dead person is on the ground. You're a horrible detective.

Get the hell out of this. Leave it to the cops. Oh, no. Now I could figure it out. Not well. Yeah, no. You would Oh

Oh Oh my god What Oh my god You'd be dead set on an answer You'd go get revenge On the wrong person Oh my god

At that point I wouldn't care Is that bad to say That's a little A little different Bro that'd be That'd be crazy Yeah Don't you

Okay Last thing We can move on Whenever you watch shows like that I don't Like Fool me once Stuff like that like do you ever feel like i binge that in about two days me and live and i'm like going to the gym the next day and i'm kind of just like like i become like my vigil my vigilant goes up like 10 points you genuinely don't know me as a

person then i'm vigilant all the time all the time i feel like i'm when you saw me i peek behind this couch when we're recording and I lock the building in the middle of the sky. That is true. But I'm saying, do you get a spike of it after you watch shows like that? Like after watching Taken, Mysteries, Thrillers. I take more nights out of the cabinet. Can you please say it?

Can you please say it? What? You just brought it up yourself. What? This man sleeps with blades. Oh yeah, I have a blade on my left side of my bed i have a blade on my right side of the bed and then i have a blade under the bed and then in my bathroom i have one in the in the middle drawer now i gotta switch for the drawer with the knife which where the knife goes in i gotta switch that now if someone can break in, climb, navigate three stories to your middle, I don't think they care what you're doing. They're clearly there for you.

And you think you're just going to be fucking tomahawks throwing. Yeah, right. That's weird? That I care about my safety? No, it's weird that you're sleeping with kitchen knives. Cutlery is what you're trying to say. Cutlery, cutlery, thank you. That's creepy.

What do you have to protect yourself? A dog that's hips don't work? Cool. My honor. Yeah, see how your honor works. Oh, see how your blade throwing skills are. All right, 101. I've never seen you even hit a bullseye in darts.

I've never played darts. Exactly. And you think you're just going to pick up a knife, throw it, make it perfect. Why do you think I'm throwing knives? Oh, so you're going to walk up to him and stance and try to get a little slice and dice? Yeah. Okay, he goes, freeze! Your hand's mine.

Your hand's mine? Why is he saying freeze? Is he a cop? I don't know what he is. Okay, I was thinking about being a kid. Last week I thought about being a dad. I thought about being a kid because i miss it man life was so simple it's really not that far it's just bro these sentences like they get me last week i was thinking about being a kid it's like what it's like a normal human being would

say last week i was reminiscing on childhood last week i was thinking about childhood memories last week i was thinking about being a kid it's like you don't get to be a kid again it's like that that already happened no i was thinking about being a kid right and like the fun parts of it and then i remembered about the traumatic parts of it because that was a lot of my childhood being bullied but. You honestly don't care. You would have bullied me. No, I wouldn't have. I never bullied you. But one time I did excel in school.

It was at lunch. Because I remember being a rapper and being able to rap was the coolest thing in my middle school. And the cool kids used to make a lot of noise at their lunch table. You got sniped. Sniper, yes. And so the kids, they would be... I don't think I've ever heard you slap. I don't think I've ever heard you snap. I don't think I've ever heard you snap.

I don't snap. That's such a weak fucking snap. I've broken all my fingers. I don't have much strength. That shit sounded like a match. I am a little ashy right now. So I'd hear that beat right and i'd be over there sitting alone right i'd be sitting alone eating an apple and i'd be like this and i'd look back right so i'm in lunch eating alone. It's not free.

Yeah, you're good. I'm eating alone, right? All the cool kids are having fun. I hear this. I'm eating alone. God, you can't do that again. It's that neck movement you go, I'm eating alone right here. Okay.

I'm telling you, deadass, this is my seventh grade year. I'm sorry. All right, so year 7th grade? I had a bag brace on so I didn't want it to eat with me because I had a broken back call me turtle boy so I'm eating alone right probably applesauce

I loved apples back then but it always made my gums bleed you were eating it wrong I had gums so I'm eating alone right at lunch the cool kids are making a lot of noise all here's this i start feeling the vibe a little bit and then i look and everybody's oh they're rapping right they're rapping and then all the girls come and i always wanted a girl to like me. I was like, that's why you can stop

I'll tell you wanna bring it back So you're it's all I see all the girls go and I'm like, that's my key to get one of those do anything for some tail and so I'm like tomorrow at lunch I'm gonna go freestyle with the cool kids. You thought this was your hero arc? It was just my moment. They could overlook the back brace, the nasty teeth, and the long hair, and my smell. They could look over that if I could spit a mean 16 bars right now during lunch.

So I go home, right? I go home home and i've watched eight mile i go home and i'm writing down raps but that shit wasn't good yeah nothing was good i was like this is not going to get the cool kids to look over the back brace it's not going to get them to look over it so i was like how do i do and then i remember at the time fast lane came out by emin and Roysta Five Nights. No, you didn't. And I was like, I'm going to rap that. I'm going to rap that.

And I'm going to have the meanest verse out of everybody. So next day comes. It's lunch. I'm sitting alone with my back brace, smelling like ass, nasty teeth. And I hear it again. And I'm like, this is my time. Keep it going. So I walk over to the cool kids and they're like, what the fuck is he here?

And so I go, I got something for y'all. Oh, they're like, okay. Catch me in my Mercedes. Mom and I size baby screaming shady till I die. Like a guy with paradise lies crazy. So I spit it to the shady till I die. Like a guy with paradise legs. Crazy till I spit it to the fullest. Till I'm Swayze and you only live once. And them kids are like, that's not you.

They gave you zero credit. They said you don't have a Mercedes. They're like, leave you full bar. Beyond all recognition. They're like, what? They're like, what you FUBAR, f***ed up beyond all recognition. They're like, what? They're like, what are you saying, dog? And they didn't talk to me for the rest of my middle school years. I sat alone the rest of those years.

I actually have a video of me sitting alone at graduation. You want me to put it on the screen? Here it is, right there. You think I'm kidding? There's literally going to be a video on the screen right now of me so graduation day my senior year high school like we all got hurt go ahead how were you by yourself you were a division one prospect you didn't have a single pal no one knew you didn't have a buddy like the basketball team knew i was good but the other people like who gives a shit and so i was i remember like graduation was at

the university of texas like we would travel down to austin to the frank irwin center sick on buses but before then they gathered all the seniors and wearing our caps and gowns everybody's taking pictures crying oh my god it's the day we're gonna miss you i'm sitting on the bleach i'm sitting on the bleachers you'll see the video i'm literally like this somebody recorded me and put it on the internet that video got back to me i was like i can't wait to get out of here bro oh imagine okay imagine they thought that was your bars and they accepted you yeah and then the next couple weeks they're like i got my boy turtle spitting right here they're like an underground

and then out it's right like cleaning out my closet scene you're known as turtle and then I would just rap like cleaning out my closet have you ever been hated or discriminated against I have they'd be like what is he going through

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Are you alright? Why do you look tired? My cheeks, they're starting to cramp. You know you can't hear you. The mic is... My cheeks are starting to cramp. I'm so sorry. But, uh, okay.

We're very honest on this podcast. We have to walk out of the studio if there's a hallway and then to the bathroom oh my god somebody seven and a half people took a dump outside in that hallway it might have been the worst smell i've ever smelled and then on the way back bro what are you talking about on the way there on the way back well it's the way there that woman there we turn the corner and there's literally a woman and i go oh my god it was her and i said it like i didn't think she heard it but then she laughed i told you you're losing your seat you're your superpower so i think she i think it was her it might have been literally ripped ass because i said oh my god no but if one human could could could illuminate the whole floor like that you gotta go to medical procedure you gotta go get that looked at

she needs a medical it was you no it wasn't live if that came out of you i don't want to be your friend olivia if that came out of you that i don't know that went through two walls live it smelled like it smelled like that went through foundation it it smells like we took a whole construction team and we're like y'all don't have bathrooms this hallway's for that and then they like stuffed it together and then burned it. That's what that smelled like. You're saying that came from your anus? I need a...

God, no wonder y'all shit in y'all's guest bedroom. Yeah. She's a monster. Okay. I love her, though. But there's something we haven't done on the podcast in a long time. And I want to do it right now. You should get your mouth ready. we're doing a food challenge again i love those i do too but this one this is

going to be the worst food challenge that we have ever done dude my heart is sinking it's it's bad no please don't bro oh my god my God, I'm so happy. In this brown box, right? I got something. Please. Not only do I think it's going to taste the worst, but it is visually the worst thing that we have ever done. No.

I see liquid. There's something in liquid. Dude. We are going to eat. I'm going to throw up. I will literally vomit. Baby octopuses. Oh my God. And if you look at the bottom, you can see.

You can see, like, the whole octopus. It's not a piece of an octopus. It has the whole head and the tentacles. Look at that. Look, you can see its head right there. I can't do that. We're eating baby octopuses. I can't do that.

Oh, my God. Peyton, Peyton. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at its tentacles. Peyton, I can't do that. Peyton, I'm Peyton. Look at his tentacles. Peyton, I can't do that. You gotta get the trash can, sorry. Peyton, I can't do that. Peyton, my neck is itching already. I can't do that.

No, this is... And I made sure that it is good to eat. So basically, it's baby octopuses, but this will make it better. In sunflower oil with other natural flavors. We got the trash can. We got the trash can. It does.

Cam, look at that. Payton. Take a look. Examine the bottle yourself. Payton, I... Peyton. I'm losing my sensory motor skills. I can't even talk. Peyton, I can't.

Peyton, bro. I can't, bro. Hey. No, no. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. No, I'm literally not kidding, bro. I can't.

I cannot do it. We got plates. Peyton, I can't. You're not listening. Take your plate. Peyton, you're not listening. I'm hearing you. Peyton. I can't. I cannot do it. We got plates. Peyton, I can't. You're not listening. Take your plate. Peyton, you're not listening. I'm hearing you. Peyton, I can't do this. I can't.

I'm freaking out. You signed a contract at the beginning of the year that says food challenges all on the table. I said, what are you allergic to? And you said nothing. There's no such paper I've ever signed. Peyton, I can't do this. All right.

Give me the octopuses. Bro, I haven't moved. Give me the octopuses. Dude, I can't do this. I don't know what you're... I cannot do that. I literally cannot do that, bro. Yeah, I'm doing it.

You deserve to, bitch. I've done the... No, I... No, bro. This is like... Bro, they're good. They're ready to eat. Bro, this is my breaking point.

Like, I can't even lie to you. It's calamari, bro. You eat seafood all the time. Here we go. Oh, to eat. Bro, this is my breaking point. Like, I can't even lie to you. It's calamari! It's calamari, bro, you eat seafood all the time. Here we go. Oh my gosh, I can't, bro. Oh, this is bad. No, I can't. This is bad.

Peyton, I can't. Oh, it's the liquid, like the way they're moving. Peyton, I can't. We're gonna eat baby octopus. It's a full octopus. It's a baby. It looks like a... I'm so sorry.

Oh my God. Grab you one. Payton, I can't... There's one floating. Just grab that top one. Payton. Grab it. I can't even put my hand on it.

Come on. Oh my God, you're gonna have to put it on the plate for me. I can't touch that. You can't grab it? I can't do this. I'm not kidding Olivia I don't want to hear shit Squidward I Can't do this, bro. I can't this is literally like if this is on fear factor I'd lose I'd have to go home

Well, I'm not gonna force you to do anything, but I can't do There's covered in sunflower oil, bro. If I can do it, you can do it. Oh, then it'll be so good. Go for it. Yeah, grab my little head. Look at this. Look at this.

We're eating baby octopus's dog. No, we aren't doing shit, dude. I literally can't. On the count of three. I cannot. And they have, like, dude. I literally can't. On the count of three. I cannot. And they have like the suction cups on them still. Now, I'll go first. Does that make it easier for you?

No, bro. Hold it up. Show the people your octopus. I think that's a butthole at the bottom. Here we go. I'm going to eat mine whole. I'm going to put the whole thing in my mouth. I don't even.

You take a leg. I'll take the whole thing. I think something's crawling on me. Why'd you say that? Why did you say that? Why? You sound like you're crying. You sound like you're crying.

I'm about to cry. I literally, I don't know what this, I've never in a million years would ever expect to do this. I can't do this. It's the beauty of the food challenges of You Should Know. All right, you ready? I can't. All right, you just watch me.

No, hell no. If I'm doing it at the exact same time, then I'm immediately going to regret it. You putting the whole thing in your mouth? Okay, then let me go first. No, I can't. You can't have everything you want. I'll go first.

The only way we'll do it at the. I'll go first and put the... The only way we'll do it at the same time is if we both put the whole thing in our mouth. I can't. I can't do that. All right, just watch me first then. You ready? Okay. The more...

Look, it's dripping down my... All right, ready? Baby octopus. I love Squidward. I'm gagging a little bit Yeah It looks like Something shit In our trash

No I will Literally I might Throw up Count me down Cause I can't do it If I count myself down No I might throw up

Okay Baby Octopus Enjoy it buddy You gotta cut me down Three Two One Oh

No I think it inked in my mouth dog honestly the flavor is not that bad it's the texture you feel the tentacles you feel the suds oh oh no it looks like it the tentacles, it's the bad part. The top part's pretty good. I'm not eating its skull. The squishy little gummy top. Okay, I'm just gonna go... Oh, you can't feel the cups.

It's like stuck on my tongue. Those cups work. I can feel the sweat going down my body. It's like... Oh, dude, I'm shaking. No the sweat Going down my body It's like Oh dude I'm shaking No no Oh he's about to swallow it Swallow it Oh my god

Oh my god Oh my god Flavor's not that bad Flavor's not You know me I like food Cam actually swallowed A food shot

Now Cam What if I lose my drink Okay So the hardest part for me You swallowed Now you just bite the head. It's easier. Absolutely not.

Just bite the head. I can't bite someone else's head. I can't do that. Bite the head. Bite the head. Bite the head. No, I morally can't bite the head. Bite the head.

I ate an arm. I ate two arms. I ate two arms. Just take it. Just go like that. You don't have to put it in your mouth. Dog, I ate two arms. Nothing's going to pop out.

You're telling me to bite his face. It's a little bit of ink. I'm not going to ink myself. I ate two arms when I couldn't even touch it. Four minutes ago, I could. Nemo. Nemo? Blue Rose.

Here. I eat. Come on, camp. No, I can't. No. Try it. Dog, okay. You are an example for the youth.

And you're getting physically closer to getting shrunk. Like, you're not listening to me. You're not. I met you halfway. I can't bite the head. Oh, wait. There's one little piece. No, the cups stay on. Those things work. not listening to me you're not i i i met you halfway i can't bite the head oh wait there's one little piece no the cups stay on those things work what's that he spit a little eye out no yeah his his retina is definitely on the floor right now bro oh my god if y'all could see this

from this is this is foul from two little bites of two arms, my spit is like brown. Why am I still holding him? The more I move my tongue around, more cups start to come to the forefront. More suction cups start to come to the forefront. I applaud you. Granted, you just kind of chewed him and got rid of him. But you put that whole little bastard he inked in your face and in your mouth. That sounds sexual.

Cam, I am honestly a little disappointed in you. Bro, I literally froze. You put the whole thing in your mouth. I'll give you that. Okay, but there's going to be comments. Who won? Peyton or Cam? There's octopus inside of me right now.

I'm disappointed in you. That cost $50. Put it back. 50 bones? I can't let you do that. All right, Cam, I'm I'm gonna do one more shot Millions of eyes On you right now

Are you just gonna Put the whole thing In your mouth? Go Go Move the Whenever you do it Move the plate away

From your face Alright Cam It's gonna Go for it Cam's gonna grab His huevos Yes Let's go Cam

No you grab another one And swallow Swallow some I'll swallow Exactly what you swallowed Two legs You have to bite off Cam's gonna grab his huevos. Shit! Yes, let's go, Cam. No, you grab another one and swallow. Swallow some. I'll swallow exactly what you swallowed. Two legs. You have to bite off two legs and swallow them. This one's mangled.

This one's got a few things. That is a gnarled octopus. This one's got... Oh, what the f*** is that? What is it? What? I think you inked. No, they ink. No.

No, like, I'm not kidding. What is that? It's black. Yeah, there's black stuff coming out of them. Here, look. Two legs. Oh, my God. I know you're not enjoying that.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Oh, his head came off. Oh, my God, you decapitated him! No! And you're not going to do it again. mm-mm mm-mm oh his head came off oh my god you decapitated him! no! and you're not gonna do it again! bite down the body will fall, keep the two legs in your mouth

legs are in there take the head go the head, go the head I can't swallow oh my god his head's in your mouth bite it, bite it, bite it I swallowed mine you have to feel it, I swallowed mine your mouth He's got a gumball of squid in his mouth. You got squid skull in your mouth, huh?

Oh. Oh, my God. There's more. Get back in. Absolute liar. No, there's more in my canines. No, no, you're an absolute liar. The head was so much worse.

The head was so... It's got a gnarly little gummy. Dude. What if we get superpowers? Oh, why is it moving? You don't deserve paradise. Oh, Peyton, the head was so much worse. I conquered a fear, though. There you go. See, you just taught people to face their fears.

Holy shit, that took a lot of talking. I appreciate you. Yeah, look. All right. It wasn't $50, by the way. It was like $7. I just knew money is your driving factor. Damn you.

All right, round of applause for Peyton and Klaus Kim eating baby octopuses. My lips are so oiled. No, they are greasy little bastards. Dude, they... Who eats that? I don't know if that's culture. I don't want to say that. The head was so much worse.

Yeah. Dude, I decapitated. Yeah, I did too. I literally went for a little piece. I ended up saying... It took the whole brain. Took the whole... Yeah, I can't have a fun time with the octopus all right i think it's

i don't know how we're gonna move past because my breath stinks of of like the pacific ocean this was like the north sea it's like the atlantic all right now i think it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture painting camp pop culture painting camp wow pop culture while you're burping up octopus brain you got the frontal lobe of an octopus in your mouth right now yeah i trust me oh my god i got his like kneecap or something what did you swallow yeah i swallowed but it was like that resolving shit that just was staying, like the cups. But you swallowed the legs? Yeah, two legs.

Okay. I gagged, bro. Dude, no, I gagged on the head. I really didn't even try to. Because I tried my thought process quickly before we get in there. I'm going to put it in my mouth and immediately just chomp it until it's mush and then I can't. It's so bad. You should have taken it like a pill.

Yeah. I think if I would have just swallowed the whole head whole, but then I can't. It's so bad. You should have taken it like a pill. Yeah. I think if I would have just swallowed the whole head whole, but then he could have grabbed shit down there and made a mechanical octopus body. He's like. You turned into the guy from Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. Hell no.

But I'm not going to lie. I could have made it ten times worse because he was sitting there on the edge of your tooth. I could see inside of his brain because you were holding the top of the brain in your mouth. The inside of his brain was poking out to me. Why are you saying something like that? You looked at it and said it when you were doing it.

I'm a good friend. Bro, you literally said you have a gumball head in your mouth. And I went, ugh. Yeah, I think that didn't help either. All the adjectives you kept throwing. Pop culture. All right. So, I talked about this on Twitter, at DPSHA.

And I think I love the twitter you should know uh podcast fans because that's where i get like just my wild thoughts off just like in the moment i live tweets like sport events and like stuff i'm doing and the fans on there are awesome still burping i know it's gross but uh one of the things i tweeted was the ted tv show on peacock it's one of the best things I've ever seen. Have you seen it? I have not. Well, that's a lie.

I saw five minutes of it in the background, but I have not clicked start and watched it myself. It's literally, it's just like a real-life family guy because it's from Seth MacFarlane, obviously. And did you know that the Ted movie came out like 12 years ago? Yeah, it's old. That's crazy. Dude, I remember going to go see that.

It was like 2010, 11, something like that. I'm bad at math. Whatever, 12 years ago. 11, 12, something like dude i remember going to go see that it was like 20 like 10 11 i'm bad at math whatever 12 years ago 12 something like that yeah can you put that down no we're gonna keep that up there they're just floating but i can't it's our little aquarium now we have an aquarium i literally keep making out like i'm not trying to oh so the ted tv show it's so funny it's so funny i thought it'd be corny like It's Seth MacFarlane. I know. That is true. Seth MacFarlane, I don't think he's put out anything bad. I'm not a fan. And now, growing up, when we were kids, we never realized that all the movies we love, half of them are remakes.

Like what? Like Batmans. It's new Batmans. New Spider-Mans. It's all the shit's new. The new superhero movies. There's movies that are written on books stuff like that but now i don't i don't like i guess i don't like seeing that like for the new when the robert patterson batman came out yeah i literally

was like i'm not looking forward to this it was a fantastic movie but i was like i grew up with this batman this is my batman that was a remake too though that's what i'm saying but i i didn't like it because of that i ended up watching it that's what i'm saying but i i didn't like it because of that i ended up watching it it was fantastic i think remakes are more popular now than they ever were hollywood i think hollywood's gotten lazy but i think that's what i agree but that's why i'm just like but this isn't a remake it's a prequel oh it's a prequel it's a prequel it's to mark walberg's character in high school and so it's i thought this was literally a remake just like no it's heads with the kid in high school it's prequel it's mark as a teenager oh i'm definitely watching no it's lit bro i'm

definitely watching i literally thought it was ted with a different kid no oh it's a prequel yeah never mind hell yeah that's it's so funny um it's once only one season out right now yeah and seth mcfarland said that he's like i don't plan on making a second season unless the fans want it and it's the highest streaming thing on Peacock ever. So they obviously want it. It's great reviews. I think it's like a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. Damn.

It's fantastic. I'll definitely watch that. I don't have Peacock. So, you know, I don't have it for too much longer. I'm coming for a boys game. Boys night. No, I don't want you here. One of the reasons I have it is my parents got Peacock to watch the playoff game,

and they're going to cancel it, and I was it is because my parents got Peacock to watch the playoff game. And they're going to cancel it. And I was like, please, no. Peacock is lit. I didn't know. Peacock is lit. I feel like you keep saying it's lit, but it's not. It can't be that lit. It has Yellowstone, The Office.

The Office. You can watch that 100 times over. I already have. I'm watching it again right now. I would definitely have it on in the background. All the time. I still have that same feeling with all the main parts of the show. Dude, I immediately think Seminole.

I immediately think Seminole. Yeah, it was great. We just had that shit on the second the series finale ended. Right back. Season two. Oh, yeah. We always give season two. Season one.

But yeah, but Ted 2 is so good as a prequel. It's called... Wait. I mean, Ted 2. Ted the series. It's a prequel. It's called, wait. I mean Ted 2. The Ted the series. It's a prequel to Ted the movies. And Seth MacFarlane is a creative genius. He's so funny.

And comedy now is hard to make in the climate we're in. But he's still so good at it. So good at it. The animation. I'm going to watch that. The animation in it too. Can I please come over? Sorry.

The animation in it too is so good. Like it's like Pixar level. Ted looks fantastic. You make it feel like it's a real bear that's in there. Liv, do you want to go over to Peyton's tonight and we can watch two episodes? I said no. But yeah, is there anything in pop culture you want to talk about? One of the four that I always choose.

What? When this is out two nights ago ufc 297 would have happened also on patreon there's a little kind of i guess vlog i mean it's vlog but we're not going anywhere you'll see basically it's us hanging out in a very uh a dope little sports bar that's close to us we're doing fight predictions funny talks whatever the hell so go check that out on patreon well Well, it's not out yet, but it'll come out this week. But that would have came out. Obviously, we're recording the day before. How excited are you for it?

I'm excited for the main fight. I'm excited for the main, the co-main, and the first one. Two middle ones I don't really care about. The first fight on the pay-per-view, who's who? I don't even know them if I'm being 100% honest but

it's 19-0 versus 17-2 so it's two like very promising prospects I just like watching fights the next two fights that's what I'm saying bro

they're fighting I really don't care who it is the girl is a championship fight I want do you know her name Bueno Silva

I want her to beat Raquel Pennington and then the main event is Sean Strickland versus Dreykes Duplessis. And I don't really care who wins on that one. I know it's going to be a bloodbath. Yeah, I just know it's a personal fight. I love when it gets personal because I'm not involved in it.

But I know that there's, like, real implications behind it. And one of them is a psychopath. And if he loses, I'm excited to see how he acts. And if if he loses I'm excited to see how he acts and if he wins I'm excited to see how he acts because he's a psychopath.

I kind of like fights where I don't favor like one of them. Yeah. Where it's like I appreciate both for their talent and skill it's the highest level

and it's a championship fight but I'm kind of just like I don't care who wins. I like those fights. Because sometimes when I watch someone that I'm truly rooting for I get like too invested in that person I don't even watch the whole like it's fights. Because sometimes when I watch someone that I'm truly rooting for,

I get too invested in that person. I don't even watch the whole... It's weird. Yeah, I get you. I get you. But that was... Pop culture, Payton and Cam. Pop culture, Payton and Cam. Wow, Cam, get us out of here.

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