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Episode Date: July 27, 2026

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to the Uschino podcast episode 2.27. Or you and do I, your mouth disgusts me after you drink. Why? Your tongue is orange. Show him your tongue. We got co-host, get back in the building, round of a block. Back in the building. Dude, my tongue is bad.

Yeah, ooh, come on now. Come on, dude. I'm not gonna lie, this short and underwear combination is very, very scary for a testicular slippage. Dude, can I, why? Why are you so bruised? No, I mean, they're everywhere. I guess when I compete in basketball, it's you get demolished.

You can't talk about bruises. That was almost a month ago. Peyton, your leg is yellow. You're a black man, your leg is yellow. That is a seven-inch strip of blue and yet. Those are huge. You know, I have huge bruises on my legs. I have huge bruises on my legs all up and down.

It's because of Columbus, Ohio. Can I say that? No, it's swollen. Don't, I just know it was that much. Don't, first of all, don't touch my sock. Second of all, don't laugh at me for my pain. That, Payton, those are huge. No, I almost broke my leg during a live show.

Oh my God, dude, you literally said, you said, Columbus, let's go! He looks like, he just got out prison. You might have I said, real quick? You hit pure theater seat. Oh, my God. So to explain this, this comes a, listen, aren't. I'm sorry, man.

It overwhelms the room. That espresso, dude, it's like that, and you're a little bit of tartar, and it just a little plaque and just makes this big concoction of, Yeah, I have dirty brown mouth right now. I got a bad brown mouth. What's like orange?

Really? It's because... Stick your tongue out and show them. It's... Do you want to see what your tongue looks like? I can see it. There's a viewfinder right there. Do you see how orange that is? That's nasty.

It looks like I just ate the butt of bevo. You said, good morning, hook him. I went like this, I said... Oh, he said... Go horns! You said, hey, Bivo! Oh, dude, that's... Oh, dude, that's, I mean, we need to pray after that one.

So this comes out after the Dallas show, correct? Yes, sir. Two days after. Honestly, great show. Dallas, Texas, you showed up and showed out, hopefully. Yeah, and we don't know yet. We don't know yet. But there's a part of the show at the end of every show we had on tour where I would go out into the crowd.

And I would party in the USA. You would with Miley. And so I almost broke my leg during a live show. So this happened in Columbus, Ohio. It was the end of the show. I went out in the crowd and I like the party and I'm rock star and I'm a drunk. You're just a big old degenerate kid. Dude, I love it.

You go, oh, dude, I love the buildup. Every show I love it. He said, no, no, no, no, you know what? I'm going to come out there and party with you. Y'all ready to party? Hit it, Tereo. You go, oh, you don't believe me? Watch this.

You go out there with them. And dude, okay. Okay, continue, and I'm going to say something. So I go out into the crowd, right? And the Columbus show was a rough one. We're going to get into a... It was a rough one. On the Patreon exclusive that's coming out...

Woo, you're getting the tea. This Wednesday, it's another review of the live shows, except for Dallas. And this is a whole second leg of the tour reviews. You'll get that on the Patreon. Patreon.com. Let's use a no podcast or the link in the description. But... It was good.

It was really good. I could never do that. But... So it was the show, right? I was... I couldn't tell if the crowd was... liked us. And that was internal because they were great. They were a fine crowd. It was all internal. That's what I was going to say. It was a fine crowd. So I go out into the crowd. I'm

parting in the USA. Now there's a certain level of excitement I expect when I get out there and like turned up and I wasn't receiving it. And there's also a certain level that you give. So when you're giving 10 out of 10, you're getting four out of 10, it's a weird visual. Oh yeah. It's a weird visual. It's like you'll know like I could stop. I could go back. I can leave right now. I can walk to the green room. You literally like, come on, let's go! They're like this. And so I'm like, I'm like, all right, I got to turn this place up.

The song ends, right? And I go, that wasn't good enough. Oh, dude. So I go, Dario, run that song back again. Arguably worst decision. Arguably worst decision of the lag of the poor. He said, you know what? You know what, Columbus?

You all were so good. That was so much fun. Dario, run it again. I literally heard someone. Oh, man. Can't see it. So the whole time he's out there. First off, love that for you.

Love that for you. By the way, you can, this whole thing is on 800 different angles on TikTok. Oh, yeah. You can see this exact thing we're talking about on TikTok. Just look it up. Literally internet. Internet, Peyton falling show or something.

Yeah. So now I stay on the stage when he leaves. He's doing his rock star lifestyle. Love that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is an incredible visual that I have. Because a lot of the shows, genuinely, it was a full-blown party.

It was sick. It was a dope. Columbus was too. People were like jumping up and down with P and like going crate. It's like a, it's like a mosh pit to Miley Cyrus. It's weird as that sounds. It's a sick moment. Now Columbus was very, very church houses.

A lot of white people in there. Yeah, they said it. And Peyton is trying his hardest to like summon the spirits out of these people. That sounded weird. The like spirit of vibing. Yeah, try to get rid. It's like, come on. Come on, let's go.

I'm in rock star mode. And then they're just sitting there. So he goes, you know what? Run it back. And literally probably 20 people are like, ah man. They were just like, and the funny part is,

I look over right when I say run it back and the song starts, there's a tatted up dude, bald, definitely not our demographic. He was looking like this. And I was like, holy shit, looks like he just got out of prison. Yeah, I mean, we resorted to prisoner jokes in the middle of a rock concert.

And I turned my and I get away from him. This is all on video. He looks like he just got out of prison. He took off. There was like a decent pop of laugh after that. And he goes, you know what? I got to take it to the next notch. I got to scale a seat.

I need to climb. They're not giving it to me. So he literally, again, this is all on video. He goes, man, you mind a bike? I think he got to move out of the way. I got to get up here. He literally goes like this. He goes, party in the U.

Oh! It's his leg. There's like seven people that they go, Oh, oh God. No, you can hear all these videos, you can hear the whole crowd going, oh, oh, dude, it is the greatest shit. And then now there is also some,

that is an insane bruise. Oh, it's swollen. It is like above the surface. No, it's, I've almost broke my leg. Dude, and there's several, I've seen several angles that are like, like this with a stage in the background. I literally, when you fall, I went like this.

I went, I was laughing so, so hard. Dude, it was so funny. And then like, All these poor girls were trying to help me up, and I'm so big, you can't help me. And I couldn't find my footing, so it took me longer than usual to get up there. So I get back up there. I'm embarrassed as far. I'm so hot inside.

And I'm like, just please, Ariel, put this song on two times or something, like 2X the speed. So I get back up, they help me up, and I'm laughing, and now the crowd's back into it. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, what do I do? I dance. I'm dancing, and then I saw a different angle on TikTok yesterday of the girl that was right under. me. As soon as they help me up, I stand up. And I'm right in the camera like this. Like her whole phone is just my garage moving. You might have to center that. I had a lot of

movement. Oh, you always got a lot of movement. Anyway. So there's an angle and it's like like the whole case is just my pelvis in that camera. And I didn't realize I was doing that. There's no way. It's so bad. It's so bad. That is so I can 100% see that just you're just like because you're not looking down at them. Yeah. And she's just recording, it's just hitting her phone. Hey, dude, you can't make fun of me. You're knee buckled. It's going pretty far on TikTok right now.

That was bad. That was full-blown. That was father, too. I wasn't rock star and Miley. I wasn't doing none of that. You've been a lot more calm since the last tour. And, like, last year you were dancing, breaking down and they did a go cam when this one, you're very much like, I can't move like I used to.

I'm kind of like pushing the narrative. Like, hey, I love that. I love the chance. I might give you a little, I might give you right here. I can't do this whole anymore. I can't do that. I don't possess none of that.

And so you tried to in that one show. And I literally about fell on, like I about fell out. That's what I'm saying. I can't do that anymore. Half a million lights like. Yeah, I can't. And it was simple move.

I'm literally going. And I went too low. And my knee, my left knee just, it turned off. It literally was like, turn off. And it went, and I fell. Oh my God. So there's a lot of stories

that come out of this second leg of tour and you can get those all this Wednesday on the Patreon. on patreon.com slash usual podcast any tier gets the patreon exclusives dude it was so fun thank you i'm really good at my job it's so it's so funny bro all this stuff that happens i kind of want to get into some of it um maybe i'll get into it later but i have something that happened uh we just got home a couple days ago yes we did and i've been telling you i want to go see the odyssey you went i went to see the odyssey but only some of it okay okay they're so

much wrong with that one sentence. One, you went without me. Oh, yeah. I don't plan on doing things with you anymore. It takes too much. It's too much work to go do something. It takes a text. No, it's scheduling. Yeah, but a text, an initial text, hey, you don't have to change anything for me. You say, hey, I'm going at eight tomorrow. If you want to come, you can. Oh. And then that's up to me to schedule my own life. Okay, that's true. Sorry, but I went, I just don't give a shit. No, I went, like, as soon as we went, I got home, I knew there's no chance if you go. Oh, I was in Oklahoma. You were in Oklahoma, yeah.

He had a funeral. RIP. And so I was like, I'm just going. I need to go see this movie. That's fair. Okay, that's fair. Now, to the biggest disappointment of that statement, you saw some of it. Question mark, question mark, question mark.

About 35 minutes of a three-hour movie. Yeah. And I left. I left the Odyssey within 35 minutes of seeing it. You need to defend yourself right now. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. No, it's not do that.

Take a shot. Take a shot? No, you already know. It's not. It's not my fault, really. It's the movie theater's fault. So if you don't know the Odyssey was filmed on IMAX, and it's like very rare that movies get filmed.

70 millimeter film. Yes, and so everybody's saying you've got to go see it in 70 millimeter IMAX, 70 millimeter IMAX. So I said, God, okay. And so you know I've been cursed with movie theaters recently. People taking pictures with me, people talking. I said, hey, man, can you mind if we get this flash on in the middle of a film? It's crazy.

So I go see the Odyssey. And I'm like, okay, I got to find a 70 millimeter in Dallas. So I'm like, okay, let me look. Well, I'm also not good at scheduling stuff and booking stuff for myself. I've built a team to do that for me, right? Because I know I'm not good at this. But I was like, you know what, this is a personal matter. I can't get the team on it.

So let me do this myself. I go to. You go, it's weird. I showed up. We're watching Freakier Friday. I'm like, you go to a complete wrong move. And no, so I go book this movie. And it was way more expensive than a normal movie ticket.

So I was like, this has to be 70 millimeter. I'm Xx and I looked up 70 millimeter I max when I whenever I booked this so it has to be 70 millimeter it should be and there's a theater I've never been to I go into the theater right and the I look up at the screen and I'm like this screen looks pretty normal like this looks like a normal theater maybe it expands when the show starts I don't know the walls pop out just goes yeah maybe something like that I've never been I sit in my theater and it's like big seats I was like weird like elevated and like I don't know and there's buttons on the seat.

Why are there buttons on the seat? You went to another dining accidentally? No. I'm there, right? And the movie starts, right? I'm like, okay, the screen's the same size. Why am I moving? I'm moving.

Dog, these motherfuck get on a boat, and I get squirted out of nowhere with water. And I'm shaking. I'm like this with a popcorn. Like, what the f***? I'm like, it's a, you're like, what the f***? Ah!

Dog, I'm getting dizzy. My popcorn's all over me and shit. Dude, I'm-way. Dude, you know the panic in my eyes and whatever I'm shaking and stirred? Yeah, and dude, and then the movie theater starts getting cold. I'm like, dog, what the fuck? I'm like, what's going on? Now, I don't know if everybody else would sign up for the goddolle roller coaster movie experience.

I look over to my right, there's this woman and she's pregnant. And I'm like, this can't be good. This can't be good. That's a lot of movement, ma'am. She's literally like starting to like deteriorate on the spot. And now I'm not worried about Tom Holland. I'm looking at her like, well, is she okay? Do we need a call for a medical emergency on her?

emergency. All of a sudden she goes, oh, no, she, like the, like the most, like, throw up quietly. The most she wanted, oh, yeah. I was like, yeah, right. I was like, oh, bulls. Oh, she wanted everybody to know I'm throwing up. Oh, oh, you're pregnant. Cool. And so I'm I'm immediately I can't do this anymore I'm wet, I'm cold, just throw up next to me

And then this She was an attention Because she goes, sorry I'm seasick Oh my cheek I got up, I left, bro I haven't seen the first 35 I can tell you all it looks great so far For the part that I was

Not dizzy for That's unbelievable That's the worst movie theater ever. You said, it's like, you start just the opening credits, you should go, like, what the f***? He just squirted it on my Odysseus.

Yeah. Oh, Payton, I need a second. It's real life. The fact she said, sorry, I'm seasick. Yeah, I hate it. I would have hit my button and been like,

as soon as the person came would be like, she needs to leave. I'm like, I'm completely fine. That woman needs to get out of here. She threw up and she's just being an idiot. It's so bad, bro. Holy shit. Okay, dude.

Apparently someone threw up during our live show too. Really? I heard. I think it was those two drunk in Orlando. Oh, probably. Oh, they suck. Anyway, y'all suck. You know who you are and you suck.

Oh, I want to say a lot more. We'll talk about on Patreon. Let me on Wednesday at patreon.com. Yeah! Anyway, okay. Yeah. That's what happened to you. What happened to me?

So a quick backstory. Our Chicago show was Saturday. We all left Sunday morning. I had to get on a separate flight to go to Oklahoma City. So I left without y'all, right? Early. Yeah, really. I wanted to wake you up to kind of piss you off.

I said, man, let me not. I was expecting a kiss on the forehead or something. I was going to go for like a hug on the ass but sleeping out. You're just out, by the way. Was it? I woke up and I saw, like, I'm talking a full plumber crack. Yeah.

Like you were sleeping. Your shorts were on, but they were about yay low. So it's like, I don't know what that was all about. And then it was just a little bit of tiger stripes. I don't like sleeping with my butt closed. I mean, it's like a closing of fishes gills. I got to get some. restrained.

Yeah, I got to get some air flow in there. I'm like a tunnel. Jesus. Okay, so I leave. Wide open tunnel. God, I go to the airport early. Yeah. When I tell you, I don't know what we did.

Like, I don't know what we did for these airport curses, planes. Yeah. A trifecta. All happened in five minutes. Oh, God. So I go to the airport. I go to the bathroom. Now, I get in there and it's one of those like, one of the little bathrooms is just a quick one in between the big main hole.

Yes, yes, yes. It's like two stalls. Yes, yes. So I'm waiting on a stall because I got poop. right, waiting on a stall, and I'm sitting there up against the wall, and an old man walks in. How old are we talking? I'm talking like 80, 85. Okay, pretty old.

Back end, back into the air. Oh, back in, back last day, a couple. Like, I mean, it's real close to him. He's always a puppet territory. 100%. He's walking, oh, excuse me, sonny, excuse me. And I was like, okay, yeah, no problem, sir, no problem. So I turn, I'm standing looking at the stalls, right?

Just waiting to see someone walk out. The urinals are right across from the stalls as they need. normally are. Yes, yes. This old man literally goes like this. He's going to the urinal. He goes, okay, excuse me, sonny. He gets down and he goes, his pants, his belt, his underwear, all the way down to his ankles. For the urinal? Like a four-year-old, all the way down to his ankles. I mean, life is beautiful, man. It really is one big cycle all the way down. And now, now this, you can take this with a grain of salt right. I have good peripheral vision. How is he looking? At this point, I'm not.

attempting to look. I'm looking at the stalls. I'm like, please. Oh, it's not, oh, no, it's not about, it's not about what he's working with. It's about what he did. This man dropped his all the way to the crowd. No. I swear on everything. He just got a massive, massive handful of his own nuts. It just started chagely and just started fondling himself. And I went, I was like, man, I said, man, I said, come on, bro. Come on. Hey, you know, you're going to. You go. You're You're good? So that's the first thing. So then the guy leaves a stall.

I'm sitting there just like, what the hell just happened? He's watching an 80 year old, drop his drawers, start f***ing himself. So now I go in there, I take a halacious poop. I mean, it's a tremendous poop. Pooped every bit of that burglow. Okay, hey, okay, come on. Poop it out. No.

Toilet won't flush. Oh, yeah. And I just took a- Come on, come on. Come on. Bro. It doesn't flush. And I'm like, man, I got to get on this plane.

Yeah. So I leave. So again, there's only two stalls. When I leave, another guy was waiting on mine. Oh, Cam. He walks right into it. And I literally hear the guy go, man, what the fuck? And I went, yeah, I got to get out of here. And I just left the bathroom, went to another bathroom to wash my hands. I couldn't take the, like, I don't get embarrassed too often. Yeah, man. I went, yeah, I'm out. I said headphones on. Magendary love. I just walked straight to the next bathroom. Wash my hands. Final part. Oh, no. I get out of this bathroom.

Literally just wash my hands. I walk out, there's a seven-year-old threw up right in front of the bathroom. That all happened in about five minutes. No way. It all happened in about five minutes. He literally just tummy ache right there with his mom. He's clearly trying to make it to the bathroom,

threw up right in front of the bathroom. And I'm just like, man, I just got to get to C-12. Excuse me. And I'm just like, what? An airport is like, an airport is like a melting pot of just fuck up. Airports are the worst thing. I mean, when you really think about hygiene It's the dirtiest place ever.

I walk in, there's a guy taking the craziest the craziest altitude constipation is life. And you look at the sink and there's a guy from another part of the world brushing his teeth. He's just on a 12-hour flight and it's just like, bro. A strange woman grabbed my belongings at an airport.

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Yeah. And so me, Carol, we're sitting alone, by the way, like, just on our own section, waiting on our plane to board. And we're talking, right? We're just making jokes. We're having a good time. Yeah. And we were on Instagram, and this guy we know, he was showing his bag collection. He has a bunch of duffel bags, like designer duffel bags. Outside of our, like, wealth class, I don't know what these are. And then so we're talking about it. This lady comes and sits down. And I'm like, okay, with so many other seats, right? She's about 40 or something like that. white. And so we're talking and then Robbie go, we're talking about this bag and we're all looking at it and Robbie goes, Zeta, you think that's an Hermes or a Birkin? And I go, ah, shit, I don't know. I mean, Hermes maybe looks like a Birken. And then she goes, Hermes is Birken. What are you

even talking about? Excuse me? Random woman said that. Random woman said that. And so I'm like, I'm like, holy shit. First of all, why are you listening? Second of all, why are you chiming in? ear hustling like a son of a and then and then robbie goes excuse me oh god oh what did robbie say and so my duffel bag is sitting on the ground right it's a louis vaton yeah it is say it again real slow she goes that's like saying she grabs my bag and picks it up she goes that's like saying is this louis or louis vaton it's the same thing drops it on the ground i almost kicked that right now hold on hold on no she did not picks my that's like saying that's like saying is this Louis or Louis Vitton, you dumb ass.

I'm like, hold on. And then we got on the plane this, 38F. I know you ain't talking about him. I know you ain't saying nothing about no Louis. 38F. What you say? Can't hear you. 38F picking up my Lewis Vatoon.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. No, it was crazy. God, I wasn't there. Ooh, I want it carried out for you. I would have been like, mm, never mind. Never mind. I'm doing good. It's been a good day so far.

Yeah, dude, yeah. It's airports are all, it's a wonder, wonder of people. It's so dirty. I have a plane story too, though. It's hard we're so story heavy right now, but this is, um, I mean, lots happened. It's about tour whenever we were flying to Boston, right? We were flying to Boston. Now, I didn't know that Canadian was on fire.

The Canadian, yeah, Canada. And they're on a crazy amount of fire. And so we land in, in Boston, the whole sky's orange. Those are we landed in like the set of like dune. Right? It was nuts. Right? And so I.

instantly get like while we're over Boston like right before we land I'm getting instant like hits of smoke getting into our plane I'm like oh we're going this bird's going down so wow this is it really Boston yeah so I'm I'm like oh I'm coughing a couple of coughing on the plane and I'm looking I'm like why is it so smoky outside I guess I get allergic to the smoke it instantly my stomach up oh yeah oh and so Kim you're sitting a couple rows behind me. I'm like one of those pains in your stomach that is like biblical. Like it is like like this is the worst stomach ache I've ever had. You were like, you were gripping and I'm grabbing on to the side and I'm like this like leaned over. I start to sweat. I begin to

perspiration. I don't like persparing publicly. No public perspiration. I have a public perspiration and I have to poop. That's the three peas. And so I'm like this. This is the triple piece of sin. And now I have to, I have to like violently diarrhea. But like we're on the dissent, right? And so the seatbelt sign is on. You may not go to that bathroom. And even if I go to that bathroom, I can't poop on a plane. You cannot do that.

The four pieces of sin public perspiration is pooping on plane. I can't do it. It's a four peas. It's quadruple peas. And so I'm like this. I'm sweating. I'm like this. I look back at Kim because he's not in first class.

I look. I look. I look back at Cam and I like I have this craziest face ever Dude to explain him how he turned around Because now I might have not been in first But I was very close to it

I was the first row outside of first I'm called that second anyway He looks back he went I said oh yeah You're okay he goes No I was like text me The literal text he sent me

He said I have to Something crazy And I went oh Oh poor bum And so I get to the point where I'm looking down at the ground, and y'all know this. If anybody's been, like, sick to the point where, like, you start to hallucinate, the ground was patterned.

And it started moving. It's like, I was on an acid trip. And I was like, oh, no, I'm 40,000 feet in the air. I have to publicly perspiration and poop on a plane. And I unbuckle my seat. I swear to God, I unbuckle my seat. And I start hitting one of these. Like this.

Yeah. The flight attendant comes over and she's like seatbelt on. And I go, fuck. And so I don't know if you know this. So I get off the plane, I poop so much. Oh, you left us with tremendous speed. I ran off the plane. Tremendous speed.

I pushed over this wheelchair. It was so bad. Like, move. That was your most white moment ever. The second you heard the, ding, he went, ran off the plane. And so, and during the Boston show, there's a part of the show where we have to get off stage. I ran to the back.

I didn't even hit the toilet. No, you did. I painted that white. did that white porcelain. The lid was closed and we were on a time crunch. I got like a minute and a half where we have to get back on stage. I literally all over that toilet. You are, you are a fucking line. I'm sure we're going to get an invoice soon. You told me you went to get a high noon. Oh no. I went and I went on that bathroom. It was real bad. Peyton Stephen Harden. No you did not. Boston. Boston. What's that theater called? Oh God.

The Wilburne. Hey, I'm all over the Willburne. I'm all over the Will. It was bad. I hope to God they don't see it. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. It's like all over there. I'm just chopping it up with Robbie. Because y'all are always so tweaked on the time.

Y'all would be like, dude, we're about to go out right now. It's like 50 seconds left. I'm always just like, all right, all right, we're good. We got time. And I was like, man, I said, the green room's like right there. He's like, he's still getting a high nude. Yeah. You did not all over.

It's all in the handle. It's on everything. It almost at the sink. It was bad. Sorry, it's disgusting. Where were you going to talk about? Okay, I have something. I have something for you.

It crazy just talked about poop. I don't know if you have something for me. There's no one else here. Oh, I got something. I got something for that. What if I said for that guy? There's a man. Did you see that guy during our tour?

Oh, God. He was like in every show of the second leg of the tour. He was like in the back. He kept looking at you. It's like that one video from the club. It was just like him. He was like this. He went to five shows, didn't laugh at one.

He was like this. At the back. That's right of God. I mean, he bothered me every show. You know when I started recording the crowd at the end? It was for evidence. It wasn't for like to get the crowd. I posted it on TikTok for a reason.

He's in the bag. What if we looked in the video and you can clearly see he's like this? Every city. I'm sure we can find it. No, we need. Oh, there's to be repercussions. If we can find him in video like this. Yeah.

In multiple cities of repercussions. Yeah, go ahead. Anyway, I got home finally. Late, late Sunday night. And I walk in and the house is crazy because, you know, my wife is. been there with the kids and whatnot and everything. And there's a book with all my son's books that I haven't seen this book before.

It's a new book. Let me look at it. This book for Malachi. Oh, no. Was that butt or face? Can you tell which end you're looking at? This is a children's book. No, it's not.

That has a collection of or faces. Carrie Lavelle's going out. Whoever that is, Kerry Lavel, whoever wrote that, it's going out. And so, I picked it up. Who bought that for your kid? That was my exact first. I said, who the f***es this? I said, no, make yourself known right now.

He doesn't even know all his colors. It was Lolly. Yeah, he came and said, yeah, he goes, Rero, but you want him to look at it? Anyway, so does, what? So I look at this and I go, this. I really want to keep it. I think I'm crying. I really do want to keep it, but I'm not sure we can.

We can't, I think we can. We'll figure that one in the pose. So anyway, This is a literal book of butts or faces. We're gonna play. Oh my God. Okay. Buts or faces.

Here we go. So butterface. Butterface. That's what we used to call. That's bad. In high school. Oh, she's a butterface. She's a butterface, yeah.

All right, here we go. That's bad. All right, here we go. First one up. And I'm gonna say, it's gonna be on the screen. So you'll play along with this. Here we go. That right there's what you're looking at.

Do I not get the animal? Oh, no. You just get a little, quick little picture. That's face. It's a butt. It's a butt. Of what? The first one's a butt.

Of a Cuyuba dwarf frog. See, oh, that's so lame. I thought it was like animals we would know. Okay, I know the next one. That's definitely a zebra butt. That's a zebra butt, he says. Okay. That is the butt of a zebra.

Yo, you thought it was a zebra. It's an Okapaki. See, no, it's a guy. Zebra. Look at that next picture. That's demonetized. We can't have that. We can't have that.

I can't have that. I don't want to know what that is. Look at your face. That might have to get censored. Depending on what that is, what is that? I pray to God that's a face. I pray to God they wouldn't put that in a kid's book. It's a face of a star-nosed mole.

Star-nosed moles need to get extinct. We need to hunt them like wild dogs. I don't know what that is and what the purpose of those to this earth is. A star-nose. Oh, I know some people that would love a star-nose. Oh, look at that thing. Look at that. That looks like a demigorgian.

I hate that. Okay. Is it a butt or a face? It's like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. That's a butt. Think about this. A Prometheus Moth Caterpillar's rear end has a smiley face built in.

Can I see this book? We think we're, we think we're sexual creatures. Can I say this? First of all, Lolly needs to stop watching your children. Lolling needs to stop watching your children. Second of all, whoever's buying this for kids You know how they got rid of certain books in schools They need to get rid of this book for children

Like I don't ever want I don't want my nephew reading We need to put out a f***ing So we didn't sort of go-fut me in a citizen to rest for Carrie LaVelle And I'm not gonna your kid's like what 18 months old 17 months old he doesn't even know what butts are He doesn't know what that like this book isn't for his age group Like what is this This is the dumbest book ever

This is so stupid I'm sorry I hate this book Oh my God I hate that I'm so glad you had the exact same Reaction as me I literally picked it up and I said you're out of your mind

Because I saw that and I said this can't I said this is I said this can't That can't's not a good book That is insanity Oh my god There's a sequel What is it? Is it a second one?

Is it kicker throat? What is that? What is that? What do you mean there's a sequel? I hate this Butterface revenge of the butt. She doubled down on this.

Carrie Levelle's a sick person. Carrie Levelle's a freak. I mean, she makes a, is this, is this, it's your cat? What is it? Like, I don't know.

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He's a underground rapper. I don't listen to that. He's not, he's not a, I mean, he might make music. I don't know. He sounds like a rapper. He is walking the entirety of our country by foot with a shopping cart and he's streaming the entire progress. There's a guy walking our country? The whole country. He's, he's seven days away from finishing his journey. See, I hate people like that. I, it's so dumb. I, I'm not going to shout to HM Blaze, H&M. whatever. What does that mean? With a shopping cart?

What does that mean? It has his lifeline in it, like a generator, a tent. Like he's literally, he's done 2,600 miles. 2,600 miles on foot like this. With a cart. He's not just walking for that. He's pushing a-

guy. Is it for, why? I think he's doing it for charity. I don't understand that either. I don't get that. What about that is charitable? I don't get people, so the people don't, donate to him and they get me, oh, keep it, keep it going, blazy, blaze, whatever.

So is he famous already? I mean, he's just streaming it. I have, I've never heard about him before. He could be. I don't know. Is there, is there any context to this? There's, oh, no, no, I, I wanted to like, A, that's a remarkable fee. Yeah. B, I, I, I don't think that's remarkable. I don't respect that. The charity I do. Let me put that. I don't, I don't, I will never. Oh, I will never. I will never watch somebody walk across the country and be like, wow you're great I don't get it oh I would you're coming from that guys I would never tune into that show either no no it's not tuning in I don't think that's cool oh yeah I would never be the guy walking either I'm not saying that either I don't think it's cool

that he's doing it I only you're I don't wait why why no no honestly I don't think it's cool it's like and I don't believe you I don't believe you I'm sorry I don't believe you oh dude and let me double it down let me double down on Did you see the girl that was kayaking across the ocean? What? There's this girl and she just got home. There's this woman and she kayaked across the whole ocean. Oh, and she live streamed the whole thing.

Oh! Oh, is it Starlink a bitch? Oh, and then apparently, like, she had all of her food in the boat with her and she slept on there. And she lost, she used the bathroom on. Yes, and she lost track of time, but she had the track of time through a sundial or something. I'm on butchering how she did this. But then, oh, okay, let me say this. And she, like, achieved something.

She's like the first woman to do this. I don't want to take away from her. Congratulations. Congrats, yes. If it's real. Okay. Can I put my conspiracidal bag on? Let's do it.

You're faking it. How are they faking it? You're faking it. How does that make sense? Because she, first of all, first of all, if I'm rowing my boat across the ocean, for months on end, you're either going to lose a tremendous amount of weight or you're going to be so sunburnt and sun-deprived that you look like a raisin. Oh, yeah. She got off the boat to a mariachi band in Hawaii.

There's so many people. And then she came off the boat, right? And you would think, like, if I'm been sitting down for six months under the fucking sun for four months. I'm like, oh, oh. I get off of a. Help me. I get off a four-hour plane and I can't stand up straight. I'm a hunchback of Notre Dame for four-hour plane right.

You look off the boat, she was like this. And then she attended a party that was for her. If you don't get off and immediately, immediately go to the emergency room. Yeah. You have to have doctors on standby. I would need a fucking banana bag the size of a civic. And she had a speech to the people, which is fine. you know, I know it's...

She did it standing. No, you didn't. She would have been in that... It's been a tremendous... There's no way. And dude, okay, but... And not one shark, bitcha! Not one shark, not one...

800-pound male tuna. Are you crazy? I mean, nothing. The sun didn't scorch you to hell. It doesn't make sense. I agree. Okay, I'm kind of like... I like to give people their props and be good for you.

I know you do. I know you do. I have a soft heart. But, dude, at some point, it's like, what, You're liar. And you are a liar. It's like how you... You are a liar.

And I'm not saying that with certainty. I'm saying it because I know I couldn't even attempt to do that. It might be some jealousy. 100%. But, okay, in the conspiracidal tinfoil, how do they fake it, though? Like, how does one go about faking it? Same way we went to the moon, man.

Oh, oh, no, that's not. That's 100%. But like, if you're, say she was live streaming 24-7. I don't know if she was, and if she was, I can't name one person that watched that all the way through. So there's always a crack. Dude, I know people that go on these marathons, these sub-athons, oh, and they're not on screen actually that whole time. Oh, yeah.

It's been proven. People have only eight-hour streams. It's literally pre-requished. Yeah, it's not true. And they just look at the chat. They're like, oh, I do that's hilarious. Anyway, back to you want me to do what? They're sleeping in the bed.

Yeah. They're sleeping in bed. Yeah, no, I know. That's insane. Cahe-ho. Oh, I know. Hear me out, hear me out. If you, if you did streaming and you got big enough, I think you would do that.

Hmm. Oh yeah, you give me enough capital. I am lying to you. I'm sorry. Dude, it's like, it's like a gifted comes in. It's like, it's like P, you're so funny. And by the way, do you have an almond joy in your pocket right now? And the peer recording, you're like, dude,

fruit loops are all the same. Anyway, man, it's so bad. Yours would be like an under, like an under budgeted pre-recording video. Yeah. Dude, speaking of live streaming, did you see Streamer University? Man, wow. A lot happened there. Sick.

Are you okay? You sound like a robot. Wow. A lot happened. Really cool. Fun, sick. I'm human. Is this Earth?

Calm down. I think I was in the middle of catching my breath. No, dude, streamer you was. It was insane, though. The whole time, maybe it's because I am like a supreme psychopath. Oh, God. And like, what's the word when you love yourself, concede? Yeah. Maybe it's like I'm so involved in myself.

Anytime I was watching anything from Streamer University, I was imagining myself there. Could you imagine me at Streamer University? Oh no. Oh, no, I could not. You'd literally be like, yeah, we can do that. You go into class? The class? I'm going to go to my room. I don't think I would leave my room. I think I'd be the only person in Streamer University to never leave my door room. No, there was another woman. There was a woman. She actually was, she's like in her 50s. Yes, but that's different. Yes, Mrs. Puzzles. Yeah, I just love puzzles.

You're 27 sexy and a bachelor. You should be outside in the room. No, I don't think I could do Streamer University. I don't think you could either. With the most certainty in my entire heart, soul, and life. If you don't know what Streaming University is basically Kaysanat, one of the biggest streamers, takes a bunch of these streamers. He rents out a whole college campus and has them live on there for five days.

That's insane. Dude, okay, now, okay, you got in that bag that conceded. Can I get in the Karen bag? What? Uh-oh. I would be, you like, oh, you black people, calm down. Stop throwing things. I go, you're out here.

Just fucking. Houd and hollering, man. Put it down. Put it down. It's 11 p.m. No, that is not the round of. You got funny, Mike. It's not so funny.

So funny when I hit that invoice, huh? No. I am saying, not from that stance at all, the sheer destruction of property, it always, it slightly upsets me. Oh, no, yeah, it does. It honestly does make me a little heated. I'm like, why can you not?

Like, to me, there does not have to be a correlation. of let's burn everything down and have fun. Yes. They're setting off fireworks. Like, this is a real building. And they're not going to pay shit. No.

Well, somebody's paying. Oh, Kai. Yeah. They're going to get on a plane and leave and be like, dude, there's blood on the wall. There's f***lead on smelling words on real kids' dorm rooms. Yeah, no, it's crazy.

There's a fireworks set off. It's like they broke desks. Dude, somebody came in there. They started smoking weed. Yeah, there's smoking weed. It's like, are we to, riot? So our friend, Mark Alwazza. was there. Dude, he killed. He killed it. I want to call him real quick and I want him to see, I want to ask him how he thinks I would fare at

Streamer University. Oh my God. He ate too. He got best clubbed. I'm saying that. I hate that you've been saying that. That eats. Honestly, that eats. You've been saying that's so much. You literally were on stage from a thousand people and you're like this. Clock it. Yes, because I'm a bad. Okay. So I can't be a bad. Your call has been forwarded to him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Worst case. Where's this now? He didn't he didn't not answer. He said oh f***- Oh Do we test it do I call him you go? If he answered you know he answers your call if he answers your call if he answered I'm not talking I'm not gonna speak if he answers your call I'm not gonna speak Here we go if he answers your call. Do you just call him? Just call him de friend him just call here we go oh my god, oh my god

Please don't answer. Please don't answer me either Looking good. Oh, I think he got... The person you're trying to reach is... He banged yours quicker. I think he did pay mine quicker. What the f***. No, dude.

And they were setting off like fireworks and sub-istream university. You don't have to destroy things around you. But, oh, and where you would definitely, you would definitely not do good, is all the self-pranks on you like pouring chocolate and hot sauce and water. No, don't pour things on me. My skin's bad. I don't like that.

So I'm like like, oh gosh, bro. You'd be like, I gotta go clean. I don't find that fun. I don't find that fun. I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun. Stop yelling. It's like, bro, get a little quieter

and stop pouring objects on people. Yeah, yeah, dude, we were on that, we were on that bus with the streamers for a little bit. Oh, man, I still have that video. I don't know if I put it out, but it's bad. I'm too old for that. Dude, I mean, it's, it was like a, like a ninth grade lunch room. Yeah, I'm too old for that.

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And so back to the fireworks, though, whenever I was watching the live stream there blowing fireworks, I was so enamored by the art of fireworks. Dude, no, they're an ancient thing. I don't understand it. They are ancient. I have no, they're beautiful.

Yes, I get that, but I'm saying like, I don't understand how you put gunpowder in a tube. You attach a string to it. and you blow it up and it's a cat. I genuinely, I cannot fathom how that works. I don't know, no, who's the first guy that did it? That's what I always, I always reverse engineer.

Yeah. Who's the first guy that like snuck into the factory thousands of years ago? Yeah. He goes, I'm going to add some of this blue la pooh-zuli. Drops that in there. And then it's a blue bomb. Yeah. And he goes, how do I take the bomb out and it's just pretty?

The thing is, is I don't understand. And, okay, so I know fireworks are a tube with powder in it and a string and a wick, and you light it on fire and it blows up. That makes sense to me. Yes. But how can one of them, it's the same material and some of it goes, and it doesn't blow up. And then some of them, you do it and it goes, and then it's a cat.

And then some of them spell out names. And I don't understand. There sounds like a revolutionary war in cannon. And there's nothing to it. And then some of them are little bitty and they just make dietic. Dynamite set. Like, I don't understand it. God forbid we try to decipher the double bomb,

like the double exploding ones. Yeah. They go, pshu. I don't get it. I mean, it has, it can't be insane ingenuity, but it sure,

it's way too much. I think it's the most underappreciated technology we have. It's more impressive than AI. It's more impressive. Fireworks are more impressive than self-driving cars. I literally was about to say, we have vehicles that can stop at a curb. open the door. You get in, it says

hello, Payton, on the screen, and then it drives off and takes you to a different location. I can understand. Gunpowder turning into a American flag. You're not being... A thousand feet in the sky. You're not being from first off. There's never a thousand feet in the sky. My experience of good fireworks. Not a thousand feet. And they go off to the beat of some songs.

You just said a firework. Yes. Something that is literally ancient. Yes. Is more impressive than a full self-driving car. That is stupid. That is stupid. No, it's so far. Something's picking you up.

That's the closest thing we have to teleportation. I can understand that. I can understand there is a man or a woman, sorry, in a factory that made a computer that's just tracking. I get that. That's all AI and it's tracking. You can't just glaze over. They made a computer and AI technology and it's tracking metadata

and they give me A to B. Yes, but that makes more sense. You have no idea how that works. That makes more sense than a bunch of loose powder turning in, to a guy samurai sword in the sky multicolored. You do not, you're not listening to yourself. You just, you're AI techie, whatever. Yeah.

You have no, you have no, you have no, f***ing idea how any of that works. Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave it to you. Make it, I want you to do it in your best way, explain a self-driving car and then explain a firework. Okay. Do it. Self-driving car, go.

Self-driving car. It is a vehicle that is programmed in very AI native that has a ton of metadata that has been collected over tens of years that is running from a center somewhere else offsite and it goes, it can pick you up, stop amongst real human drivers that can turn, move, break any given time and get you from A to B safely. Okay. Now explain how fire. That is a, that is a, that is a, no, now explain how fireworks work. And now explain how fireworks work. You take a tube, you put powder in it, you add some colors. There's probably some lacing, maybe some glued where things go off at certain.

times, you close it, you put a wick, and you light it. And then what happens? And then it shoots up into the sky to the beat of fireworks by Katie Perry. It blows up into a four fiesta right on beat. And that's incredible. That is incredible. It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I cry every time I see a firework. Dude. I cry every time. Really? Every time. A haka gets me, but a fireworks never moved me. A what? A haka. Oh, if you want to see, you want to see me literally ball crying? What's a Haka? I don't know what that is. You're not being serious.

You don't know what a Haka is? Not only do I not know what that is, I've never heard of that, ever, in the history of words. Now, I don't know if this is insensitive, if it is, if it is, if it is, if it is, this is genuine ignorance, but the, like, Pacific Islanders and stuff like that, when they come back home from, like, a mission or something.

Oh, I got that. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. I cry at, you cannot show me one that I have not cried at. You cry at that? It has nothing to do with you. No, it has nothing. to do with me. It has nothing to me. But honestly, it means nothing to you. The movie radio doesn't mean anything to me either. You cried at radio? They put his in the closet and started

making fun of him, throwing footballs at him. Hell yeah, I cried. The movie Garfield's fake as fucking he got lost and he was roaming the streets. I cried. Someone's uncle James coming back from serving a year as a technician in the war when he comes back. I cry. He's not my uncle. I cry. I'm a soft heart, man. That's fair. That's fair. Haka's, I never watched one without crying. I swear on it. When I watch Hawks, I get like, oh, this is like so cool. Something like I can't imagine like the hell enrich this culture. Exactly. I don't get emotional. I get moved to tears because I'm like God, they love like I like my mom would never. Usually what you get whenever you get home. Hey Cam. Yeah. Like I know they love me tremendously.

Like that's the culture is what I cry. It's insane. Yeah. See I don't are just different cultures are so weird. Like our American culture, it's like our American culture is like And by the way, what the f f*** is the point of a coozy? It's simple. It's to keep your hand. And so you don't have to hold the cold can. It's all, it's like a condom for your beer. A cooosies, the point of a coozy is to keep your hand from being cold.

Yeah. Because you drink, you're supposed to drink beer really cool. What did you think it was? Oh. What did you think it was? I thought it was supposed to keep the drink cold. Now would you like, like to explain that one? How would that work?

Like a thermosite, like a thermosite stainless steel? The coozy was 10 cents mass produced, like warm. It's to keep your hand. People that buy coosies are just lame. From freezing. If anybody has a coozy and uses a coozy, I automatically

think you're a loser. I'm sorry. Oh, dude, my sister has a collection about 200. Oh, loser. No, coosies are lame activity. Cusies are not lame. What are you talking about? It's like, it's not a haka, but it's cool. A coozy's Coozy's cool. Dude, bro, people use coosies all the time. No, I understand that and it's wrong.

That's not wrong. It's 100% wrong. It's such a, just because something simple doesn't mean it's wrong. Coosies are wrong because, one, there's never been a drink that cold. By the way, there's never been a drink that cold. I bullshit you not. Yes, there has. Secondly, you only really need to use a coozy for the first like two minutes of a drink.

That's it. And then after that, it's cooled down. Hey, thermo hands. I don't know what you got going on in your paws. If I have an ice cold beer, that beer's cold for a while. No, it's not. And then second of all, you can never have a coozy that keeps your drink just stationary. I've never been able to sit a drink down with a coozy and did not fall over.

Okay, the seating is a little, that needs more development. But first off, you don't know my skin. You don't know my skin? And I've held beers that have been freezing cold for 30 minutes. And people that use coosies and then put it in a cup holder, like, you're just dumb at this point. Like, you pick one. I hate that. Coozies are, what?

Did you ever run in with a coozy? I just hate it. I see people wearing, like, have them at shows. And I'm like, dude, get the f*** out of here. Okay, now, wait, wait, at shows. Yeah, like at our live shows, people are using coosies. Now we have a problem. They third party brought in a coozy to our live show.

They backpocketed a coozy. No, that's creepy. That's sons of anarchy behavior. Very Harley, very Harley group behavior. It's bad. Dude, no, oh my, okay. I actually thought of this because in the airport of a gentleman moaned when he sat down next to me. And I just thought about this. I hate that.

Would you rather, every time you sat down anywhere, have to moan like at a decent rate like a like a like a oh like a oh like every time it's a a matter where you're on i like that or okay every time you stand up from those seats you have to obnoxiously clap every time oh every time you sit down oh or i'm not gonna lie one you know my answer One gives a freak and one gives attention. And there's no other way to look at it. And you know I'm completely fine with the first one. I'm completely fine with that.

Oh, yeah, dude. And I'm not going to lie. I like to get off moans anyway. I'm a natural moaner. If you hug me too hard, I'll moan. I've never hidden from a moan. I hugged you and you made me bleed from your defense and you still moaned. I don't like being hugged.

You're so strange. You're completely wrong, by the way. There's no. I don't like attention. You know any time, like, y'all like my friends are too loud in a situation i'm out of it i cannot be around okay you go you go to malachi's first recital yeah you go to his band recital yeah sit down it's quiet room you show up late because that's what you do and you go like this oh yeah it's fine sorry about it you got to hear it and you know

maybe one of them teachers might like it never matter much wrap you're out you okay now even your attention fear aside you're out of your mind yeah moaning publicly has so much more repercussions with it. No, sir. And I'm not a loud moaner, first of all. No, no, but I said at a decent volume. You don't get to pick your moor. You don't get to, no, you don't get to, uh, you have to, it's like a five, six out of ten every time. Yeah, but my five, six out of ten moan is, it's, I'm grunting. No, imagine. I'm on like a caveman. You get, uh, you get, uh, you get, uh, you get, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a, that's became very much. You sit down on a bus.

You get on a subway in New York. There's four women around you. Just sit down and moan. Creep. Now you're about to have a again fight because you're a creep. No, no, no. I don't think that way. I don't think if I'm like looking at somebody while doing it, then they cause a problem. I'll know at this point if I'm sitting beside somebody, my eyes are closed.

You just think I'm thinking about something crazy. You know what I mean? That's your line of defense. And I'm not, I'm proud of my moan. I'm not mad at it. Can we hear your moan? Yeah. Which one?

What's a different environment? Am I something in me or am I in some way in some way? There's absolutely no way you said that. There's absolutely no way you said that. Give me this something's in you. Oh God, yeah. There's no way you said that. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I've been called worse. I've been called worse. I'm 100% clapping. Really? Bro, you can. At that point, people just don't like me. You're already loud and obnoxious as it is. So I think that it fits in well.

And I'm already like openly like, hey, I'm fine with you knowing about it. But now you're, you teeter the line of openly being a creep. No, no. Yes, yes. No, because moans aren't always like could be taken as that. Give me a monotone. Give me a, ooh, that's not a moan. Yeah, it is.

If you ever did that during fun time, I'd hope she got up and left. No, that's what, I mean, most of my moans are about, I'm baritone. I'm not. You're not up there with the tenors? No, dude, no. I'm riffing with the tenors. Really, you're high. Oh, I'll be like, live!

I'm riffing with the tenors, dog. I'm saying, no. Oh, ha. Oh, good night. You moaning your wife's name, that loud. Oh, Liv! Oh, oh, live! You know what I think about?

I can't imagine you doing that. Every week when I drive home in that traffic, every single week, I go, my kids are going to see what I just said. Yeah, that's fine. They have a good life. Oh, I mean. It's fine. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

It's not like, what are you gonna do about it? No, no, no, it's great. And I'm gonna openly show them. I'm gonna grab popcorn. We're gonna watch together. This episode of the Usen-O podcast is brought to by booking.com. You know the other day, something happened to me. I was lounging around and a friend posted on their Instagram,

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I saw this. I want to read you something. You talked about school. I want to read you. Banned school lunches. Like no longer. Did you? I saw this list of school lunches that started from the 1920s all the way up to now that are

now banned. It is the craziest thing what people used to eat at school. Oh, oh, 1920s. It's just buffalo ear and corn husk. You're not far. You're really not far. You're kidding. Let me get it for you. Okay. In the 1920s, right, the entree was pickled pig's foot. It was you. You. I would have been It was pickled pigs foot. Pickled pigs foot. Oh, dude. Raw milk. It was unpasteurized.

Stewed prunes and tomato stuffed with cottage cheese. That was the, like the meal of the 20s in school. And it was banned due to spreading severe stomach viruses. Yeah, no shit. I'm getting a little reverb. You know, it's nasty. It's nasty.

In the 1930s, we got a little, Well, because Great Depression now, so we really got budget cuts. It's hit the school's hard. Molded bread crust. No, it was horse meat sandwich. He was eaten during the Great Depression because livestock shortages. They would have raw onion and peanut butter on the side,

salty vegetable broth and lard pie. Lard pie, salty broth, onions and peanut butter and horse. And honestly, the only reason it was banned is for massive calorie count. It was over... I was not saying these are healthy portions. It was over 3,500 calories. And that one meal.

This is grade school. Yeah. The kids eating this. 1940s. We get a little better. We had a spam sandwich, ketchup soup, and glass bottle Coca-Cola. What in the actual hell is ketchup soup? What is ketchup soup?

I don't know, but it was banned for lacking nutritional value. And the spam sandwich was banned following. Parent complains about high sodium and kids were getting really sick. 1950s. They were weak back then. 1950s, you could tell drugs are starting to hit the streets. Because the entre was lamb brain Pickled pig salad

Bread with butter stick and sugar And a tart cherry juice If I hear another pickled pig If I hear anything that's pickled or pig Again A lamb brain That sounds like this was our education It sounds like Fear Factor

That sounds like an episode of Fear Factor To go to the next level And an attempt to win money For a televised show You have to eat Lamb Brain and a pickled pig foot Yeah. And they were just like, here you go, Johnny.

Here you go, Sue. Well, the lamb brain was banned due to extreme brain parasites and diseases that started to form. We're getting to the 60s now. We got guinea pig testicles, hard-boiled eggs, tomato juice, and candied cigarettes. What did I tell you I would have been homeschooled as f***? We were eating nuts.

Yeah, well, and it wasn't for our... Ginny pig, no, what is that? A little bitty. Is it that big? Yeah, probably. But it wasn't banned because. because of us. It was banned because the animal welfare community started to step in here. Candied cigarettes with a side of guinea pig testicle.

And the hard-boiled eggs were banned because students started to hide them in teachers' belongings, causing terrible odors in the school system. Dude, life would have been... Wow, man. We're here, you want me to keep going? Oh, please. Oh, wow. In the 70s, we had quail nuggets, suspicious chili. Hey, can I have some of that suspicious chili?

Can I have your suspicious chili with a side of a mystery meat? Yeah, and then deep fried twinkies on the side and a black coffee. Kids were dying at 40 years old. Dude, we all wonder why our grandparents just a little throat off. Holy shit. Yeah, that's my heart art was flying. They were like, wow, not get you. Okay, that's sorry.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Whoever's behind this wall. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. They were letting it fly. Ain't nobody being racist towards me.

You're hitting quail eggs and deep fried things. Suspicious Chili. If you have a black coffee, a bowl of suspicious chili, quail nuggets and a candied cigarette. You had to be racist. Well, yeah, the suspicious chili was banned because the cafeterias were secretly mixing in random animal parts, like rat possum and pig nose.

I mean, I'm genuinely getting a little buildup. I'm getting some buildup. In the 1980s, we're almost there. We're almost a crack. We had a pink slime. What? I don't know. Oversized chicken patties, fudge brownie, and Dutch chocolate whole milk.

In the 80, or the 90s, we had, here we go, we're getting to modern times. So our parents were eating some of this. My parents are more in the 60s. Oh yeah, I'm looking to say, y'all are eating quail nuggets. You're not? It's a suspicious shilly? Oh, dude. Guinea pig testicles and horse meats?

Oh my God. Oh my God. Think about leaving the playground. going into lunch and you're eating a Clydesdale. You're eating a horse. You're eating a horse. Wash it down with black coffee. Little side order of a guinea pig nutsack.

Yeah, some of the horse meat in here, it says it had hair in it. I mean, I'm fighting, bro. In the 90s, right, this is something when some of y'all were in school back here, pizza luncheables, normal, dunkeroo's, and squeezable juice drinks. And now we're back to normal life, boy.

We're back to a normal life. A lot of these were banned because of the high sugar contents and the lack of nutritional standards. 2000s, we had deep-fried tater tots is when we were school. Mini turkey corn dogs. Yeah, we did. Fruit roll-ups. Yeah, we did.

With tongue skin tattoos. Remember those? Bro, I would take this sugar in Red 40 over that other bullshit any day of my life. Yeah. And then in 2010s, this one Michelle Obama stepped in. Oh yeah.

So I got a little better. We had regular food. There we go. There we go. I mean, which one is the worst? Brother, literally everything 1980 and prior, that is the, that's some of the craziest shit I've ever heard. Yeah.

Like a sleeper one's black coffee. Yeah. We were giving black coffee to kids. Yeah. No, it's crazy. You had a guinea pig nut sack. Yeah. You had horse meat sandwiches.

Lamb brain. Two different, two different eras of pickled pigfoot. Well, and suspicious shit, literally everything, that all sounds like that one guy on TikTok. Oh, that's an eight. Oh. Well, the 70s was like a prime time for music and it was also a prime time for food. What was the 70s again? The quail nuggets.

And so I thought it would be a good idea. I don't know if I can take this from it. I was already getting revered. You don't have to do it. You'll give you an option. Option one or option two. Option one is you eat the quail nuggets. Option two, I get up and drive home.

Option two is a mystery box. Which one would you like to pick? I want to hit your Willy Wonka sound in so bad. Option one or two. Come on, get which one? It's quail nuggets. Yes, but. Now I have, now I have,

I have an idea. No, no. Are you doing this with me? No. I mean, why? But you don't know what option two is. Give me the mystery box. So you're going option two? Well, option two is you're not eating the quail nuggets. You have to eat whatever the audience puts in the comments right now from that era. From the eras I read, the comment section is going to pick what you do on the next episode. out. Put which era of school lunches you want cam to eat. This is torture. This isn't real. This is not happening. This is not happening. You're like the head man in squid games. Like you're a masked man making me do things. What is what is the crazy part is? I didn't even have the quail eggs here. I just want you to f*** yourself. There's not even a box, is there? No. So now you just agreed to something. Welcome to Brank Wars. Mother. Oh, dude, I am evil, Mr. Beas. You are evil, Mr. Beas. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Okay, now give me a moment and don't speak. So right now in the comment. I'm not too happy with you. Here we go.

Hello, dearly beloved viewers. This is Cameron Kennedy. And I do want to remind you of all the good laughs that we have curated together, you and me on this platform, all the amazing memories. and the stories that I've shared, and I didn't have to. I'm basically telling you this to look in your rearview, just remember all the good things and take it easy on me. I would really like, you know, maybe just a cup of black coffee or a spam, a spam sand, which wouldn't be half bad either. And just don't do anything extreme, please. I love you from the bottom of my life.

They could give you the 90s. If you give me the 90s, I will kiss each and every single one of you. That's your first one. And Kim doesn't read the comments, so I'll be able to lie. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, every single one. So make sure to up vote. Make sure to upboat right now. Do you want to know the worst part about this entire thing?

Huh. Because I actually brought a food for you to try today. Really? And for me to try today. Oh, you're eating it with me? I'm in it with you. Oh, so it's not bad. I mean, I love it.

I don't think you're going to be fond of it. Okay. But I got back from this leg of tour, my dad was at my house, and he was eating this. Okay. I completely forgot that I killed it in childhood, and I loved it so much. You killed it? I ate this all the time. Oh, okay, okay.

Okay. Oh, so it's... It's a big paper plate. Okay. What's the food? Salteen crackers? I don't know what's going on. So peanut butter crackers, homemade peanut butter crackers, and then the tweed. I'm not doing that.

Yes, you are. I'm not. Yeah, you are. We hate this. No, I don't know. If my father curated it, he was the first. I don't know who in his lineage did. But what I tell you, I didn't know you grew up this bad.

I thought you had a little more. I thought you had more options. Show the camera they can see. Good old sandwich, like a like a like a sandwich cheese. Good old peanut butter. I don't eat cheese, bro. You have to. I might eat a pickled pig foot next week.

Okay. And you won't eat this for me. I see you swollen that spit already. Disgusting. I have eaten. children octopus for you. I hate it too. I took a bite. You can't do this? Get your saltines. Get your saltines. Oh yeah, family heirloom you got to do at least six. I'm just you and your family. Oh I like crackers though. Give me another crack. Okay.

Okay. So yeah, it's pretty much... I feel bad for the people that watch the podcast and they like do the food challenges we do. This one won't, I'm telling you, but I'm not eating this, bro. I'm done out. You have... All right. Cheese is disgusting. I'm allergic to cheese. If you don't eat this, if you don't eat this, then you, I don't know. I'm allergic to cheese. You're gonna kill me.

You're not allergic to it. Very end up. You're not allergic to it. If you don't eat this, what do I get? I get a free dub and prank war or something. This isn't, you know, this is, you're just not being who you're supposed to be. Oh my God. Not being whom's supposed to be?

Yeah. What am I supposed to be? Supposed to be a ride or die and try something when I bring it. Oh, I've never been a writer die. Oh, you'd snitch on the gang at heartbeat. What? My god, it was him. The guns in the second drawer. I've been phony.

That's a crazy set. So you literally just peanut butter your cracker. Yeah, it's on there. And you just top it with some cheese. You just rip it in half. Yeah. Oh, your fingers are dirty. Okay. Oh my god.

This is disgusting, bro. You just get... I don't know what to open this. There's a line on it. And you just go right there. Peanut butter cracker with cheese. And now... I really don't like cheese, bro.

Oh, you didn't use all of it. Oh, no, you just got to cover the square, bud. Just got to cover the square. I mean, that cheese is moving crazy. I mean, this is not healthy. It's moving crazy. And that's it. And now he said the origin for my dad, at least,

he said, yeah, I started doing this so I didn't have to pick the cheesy peanut butter crackers or just the regular peanut butter crackers. You said this covers them both. All right, so welcome to Cam's childhood and let's do it. Cheers, bub. Cheers, Bub.

Government sent this to the house. Cheers, Bob. Mm-hmm. I got this after 11 p.m. It's okay. Cheers, Bob! All right. Enjoy.

Oh, give it more than a little gerbil. Oh, my God, dude, when that cheddar hits, oh, that little American. It's American. No, I know, but that cheese, that cheese, that American hits? I knew a washer-downer of a cracker. Oh, son of a, that's good.

It's on my finger. It's on my fucking finger. Oh, you gotta get you, you gotta get it more, get a bigger bite. Why? I did it. Talk us to it. Talk us to it. Gross.

No, it's not. I hate peanut butter and I hate cheese. I'm strange guy. I think I'm sweating. Oh, you are. I don't know if that's cheese or peanut butter. There's something that's staying on your top lip. It's on your top lip.

It's on here's a big thing of something. Oh, my God. It threw up a little bit. No, it's in your beard a little bit. Oh, a little bit of peanut butter in the beard. Just right here. And just itty bitty milk. Yep.

Yeah, you see it right here. Yeah, just it's anything at all. Oh, just itty-bitty amount. I'm trying to make you freak out Oh, I was saying oh no. Oh, oh, it's working. Oh, it's working and in it and it. I'm not having fun It's disgusting Presage to come back episode 227 grab you some peanut butter grab you some crackers grab me some cheese and try it that what was that? It's gross Oh, you're having to just do dry saltines. It's crazy. We absolutely love y'all. Go to the koala club. It's a crazy community. All of our exclusive and extra content lives on the Patreon and anything we

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You Should Know podcast. How are you doing? I'm doing here still. I'm going to somebody died. No, we were calling you because we were watching you be the best cheerleader coach ever. You know, I had to really set the tone. I had to let them know I needed the bad if it was on the flow. Oh, okay. And we were thinking like, okay, streamer you, it looked like something that I would absolutely hate being at.

One hundred and ten percent. We were calling you. you think so that's what we were wondering how would i have acted how bad would p have been at streamer you um he would have been terrible honestly i think he would have y'all would excel in the basketball league but in the whole social aspect of it he which i got overstimulated day one and it took montana and ryan uh ryan i was in my room and i was on live And Ryan was like, stop being a fucking get up and shake some ass. I said, oh.

But that really got me up. But if I was overstimulated, he would have been fucking getting stuffed in lockers and trash can. He would have been starving itself in his fucking room, not coming out. We would have, you would have, we would have had to do a wellness check because that's how overwhelming he would have been. But it was a lot of pretty. Oh, wait, no, Greg, he's off the market. I would have been looking nowhere. Take that one back.

Thank God. He ain't got. Trying to look for nobody else. But, yeah, I just don't think that would have been his move whatsoever. Only thing I would have asked him or wanted him to do was then be on the basketball team and then go back. Yeah, I was watching it. At first, it's just too, if somebody would have poured some buffalo sauce on me, I'd have been like somebody's got to clean this up. I'd have been freaking out.

You tell, it was so funny. Everybody didn't address me as coach, Markell, because I sat the tone. I would have ripped somebody. Tom's was out. They threw hot sauce on me. I saw them starting that up. They did a hot sauce flour.

They started putting Jason bouncing. You know how they be doing the thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah. They started posting his photos everywhere around campus. I was like, they are ruthless. And then they had put lotion on the bed, suburb baby. He stayed up three days in a row.

He didn't go to sleep. Oh, my most wanted person. They put hot sauce all on his bed, and then they said, oh, you're dead or you done or something like that. They wrote it in a Zaxley sauce on his wall. Oh, my God. I said, Jesus take the wind right. And then he had to wear a couple of disguises and try to go incognito, but they found him. What do you think Kai's cleanup bill is after that week?

Oh, my God. The floors alone. I think, and then they broke a couple of chairs and bookshelves and shit like that. It was borderline like apocalyptic. Yes, yes. It was little, listen, I would think nothing short of, because just speaking from my dorm alone, we had three floors,

and they were pouring milk on the floor, so then when that dried up, you know, that sour milk, orangutan. Oh, God. Yeah, so, and then it just smelled, like, bouncing determination. And I think, realistically, for all three,

it might be like, I don't think anything under 100 grand, Jesus Christ, man. Poor guy. That's going to be deep cleaning, cleaning the bathrooms. They started opening the bottles of tone and dumping them in the toilet, and then they would put the whole bottle in there, open some chips, pour the chips in there, and then piss on it.

No, no, no. That's freaky little white boy behavior. What are you all doing? What gets y'all excited? That's some freaky little guy going on. on a streamer you man. Exactly. I'm like they just was really just taken it from a zero to a 10 every day.

Yeah, that's foul. Yeah, we were calling because we were having a debate on how well or not well I would do. And I think you've solidified that I would have hit the nail right on the head. Yeah, yeah, you would have, you would have done well at all. People would be like, is Peyton that streamer you? Right, literally. That's funny. Well, I'm proud of you.

You killed it. Yeah, you did great, friend. You did great. Thank you so much. Well, I'll text you. Yeah, we'll talk to you later. All right, y'all boys, have fun. All right, bro.

Bye, bye, bye. Well, that solidifies it. Yep, there you go. All right, guys. Secret code for this week. Confused the Casual was get your good karma. B.S.L. Oh, BSL, bad school lunches.

Bad school. I mean, it shouldn't be bad. It should be horrific. Yeah. Oh, my God. Remember, in the comments, pull what you want, Kim. Please don't. Don't forget that part.

Remember everything else? Remember when I take Wal Bears, don't make home to Christmas and we'll see you next time. And and picture on this Wednesday for the breakdown of Lake 2 of Tor. No, yeah, the comment, no, the comment section is broken. Yeah, it is. Said it's not up. Okay.