You Should Know Podcast - EATING MY PLACENTA - You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

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Episode 61. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just said episode 61. You had a problem with that. That's 611. That's 6, my God. Oh, my God. I just said episode 61. You had a problem with that. That's 6111. My mic stands flaccid.

It's big, though. It's a big flaccid. We've been on for five minutes max, and I'm talking about it's a big flaccid. What is happening? Anyway, guys, hey, we're going to cut straight to it. It's a show, we're not a grower. That's a real thing. Are you?

What are you doing, bro? I'm sorry, go. What are you doing, dude? All right, so. Hey, can I speak, asshole? Okay, here we go. So, we're going to get straight to it, guys. Today is a very, it's a very, alright, bro. I can't even. Shhh. Shhh. Okay, he's already crying. This shows his excitement. He is already crying for what I'm about to say.

Basically, long story short, getting straight into it, guys guys your boy is full-time ysk now unbelievable we've been grinding with crazy ass schedules for the last almost calendar year legit if you think about it like may to may i mean it obviously has run episode 61 but i'm saying like well yeah year. Hell, it's been about almost a year and a quarter. All right. He carried the three. Yeah, about almost a year and a quarter. No, your mic stand sucks. Mine's great because it knows that I'm the guy.

Anyways, before we get into all the funnies and the stories and the crazy-ass experiences from this past week, I want to say, first off, thank you so, so much to the fan base, to the family, to You Should Know fam all around the world. Thank you, every single one of you, because y'all have made it a reality for two best friends to give y'all and support y'all with an hour of absolute random funniness, happiness-bringing content every week. So my second shout-out and thank you goes to my wife and family for supporting me and just being behind me, being my rock and foundation and all that stuff this whole time. They've had their questions, but they've always been behind me. So thank you, parents, you parents friends and of course Olivia love you so much third and final thank you before so we get out sobby stuff thank you thank you thank you to Little Elm High School I

told you last week that I was a teacher and it is over now quick disclaimer it is not because in my any of my students it's not because any of the admin, it's not because anything with the job. This is just an unbelievable dream come true. And it's one of those things like you just got to take it. So, and it's not like, oh, I got to take it because it could be. No, I want to take it. I want to be here.

So I am here. With all that being said, wrap it up. The school year's over. Summer is officially started. And your boy is full-time YSK to the end. Yes, sir. I want to say, I'll follow up your thank you. Thank you to Cam's wife and his family for trusting him and me to build this company

and to entertain and touch the lives of millions of people across the world on a daily basis so thank you to the to the kennedy family and i want to say thank you to the you should know family for at the very beginning the first time co-host cam ever made an appearance of getting in my throat of being like he has to be there every single week and trust me getting in my throat they're in my throat that's not what she said but we'll fly with it that's a getting in my throat it was a very weird way you worded that thank you thank you for allowing cam to be in my throat every week and i was like yo what is what are you saying no no so and so yes for for for really pushing co-host cam to be full-time uh or to even be on the podcast and so now he's full-time it's like a dream come true two best friends get to do this for a living be on the podcast and so now he's full time it's like a dream come true

two best friends get to do this for a living it's here and touch the lives of millions of people so thank you and also thank you to co-host cam for busting his ass for over a year and juggling such a hectic schedule and i you know i push him hard but i do because i know he's capable of the the world and so sometimes it might not seem like I'm graceful and showing grace of his schedule, but I've always been appreciative, and I'm very appreciative all the time and effort you've put in to this. Thank you, Bubba.

And now it's our full-time job. Shout-out to the Uchano family. Shout-out. I have another shout-out. I have another shout-out before we move on to the funnies. I have a shout-out to my brother, Preston Harden. Oh, big shout-out to Preston. One of the most talented people i know he's an

actor a voice actor a director a producer he is i'm telling you 10 times more talented than i will ever be definitely is he just won an award an award and this is i'm gonna just read his uh post it says yay for the first time ever true True Vault Escapades, his audio drama, has won an award. He earned the silver award for the Here Now Palooza podcasting festival. Shout out to Preston Harden. Big P! Preston! If you want to listen to True Vault Escapades, it's going to be linked in the description below.

I'm telling you, it is actually insane how good it is. Very, very good. Shout out to Preston. I love you, buddy. Shout out, Preston. Now, how was your week, Kim? I know you had a lot going on. How was your week, Baba? My week was good It's not you're doing a lot of shaking. I don't like a lot of movement It reminds me one of my one of my students just shake my hand like I was like, yeah, it's me

He looks like this is alright. See you coach. I was like, I don't like that. It's like I'm gyrating at all But um, no, it was actually it was actually a different. Yeah, you'd think we have a damn, like, a produce island here. I don't know. The first thing on my agenda being here full time is pest control. There's so many damn flies here. Oh, my God. It's ridiculous. I was talking, like, loud to Kim.

Garbage. And, like, I had my mouth open and a bug almost went in. Like, that's how bad it is. I literally said if that fly would have hit a hard left and went in your mouth i swear to god i would have drove home i'm not doing it i'll come back tomorrow but this week is different i'm normally super happy jolly which i am so don't preface that but uh it was kind of a it was kind of a not a low week but it's you know those healthy goodbyes it's always hard it's always hard i had to say goodbye to uh amazing coaching staff that i was a part of this whole year uh just amazing new friends that i made throughout the teaching experience other teachers

uh and then of course all my students and they were you know they were upset about it too i was upset but they it was really mature of them because every time i said it they were all like oh screw you you're lame why are you leaving us but then they're like well where are you going i was like no no no i'm not leaving go to a different school I'm doing you should know full-time they're like oh okay well that that's all right you can do that I love that I'll continue to watch so yes it was it was a it was a different week it was definitely super super high um happies a lot of it but of course the last couple days they're always tough but changes are always

you know yeah but i'm super excited i know y'all are all going to crush it in your next year wherever you are if you were a senior and you graduated or if you were an underclassman you're going back so enjoy your summer please be safe you know that kind of reminded me of something i don't like people and you're one of these people okay that are automatically negative about situations not me damn peyton you are not me if i tell like i don't like when i tell you something and the first thing you think of is like imminent danger or the worst possible scenario yeah it's because we live on earth but you don't have to bring that to me we live in reality i literally live in fairy tale yodi land and i live on the planet earth i live

in the united states of america earth i literally i have a jeep right yeah it is jeep tradition for you to put a rubber ducky in the door handle of a jeep you just got ducked yeah happy experience i know i sent cam a picture of a duck on my jeep first thing he says make sure it's not laced yeah don't touch it could be laced there's a lot of criminal activity going on they can simply lace it with a very powerful you-know-what. Put it on there. You touch it. Absorb it into your skin.

Biggest organism. Who says things like that? Someone that cares about your safety. I am. Your well-being. You're like, ooh, rubber ducky. I'm a jeep. I get rubber ducky.

And I'm like, oh, I want you to live. Grab it with gloves. Knock it off first. See if it starts dissolving. It's a rubber duck criminals don't come up to you with a blade and go hey give me it it's mine there's always a there's always an act there's always something first rubber duck seems harmless you grab it you wake up in taiwan and now you're like what the hell is going on they have your kidney in an ice bucket and you're just sitting there decrepit lonely and afraid and out of the country you're the type of person when i get a new car be like i heard the

wheels fall off and they explode yeah again safety why what did preston tell you to get preston kind of love him he said the durability is unbelievable i'm not driving that i'm not a mom i'm eight i tell press and i'm like pressing key i'm looking for a new car will you give me like something that's like nice like sexy he goes oh get like a get like a minibay no he said like a honda hatchback i was like what and he goes no bro it'll last you 15 years you don't understand he said the battery life on those is unbelievable the spark plugs and the evanescence of the conjunction. Preston, stop. Get the fuck out of here. No, but it's, okay, I wouldn't call it automatically negative.

I don't deem myself. First off. There's a word for it. You know what the word is? Pessimist. Pessimistic. That's not me. That's not me.

That's a pessimistic. But you know that's not me. If I buy you a car and the first thing you say is, oh, I heard those explode. Yeah, because I want to be safe. But that's not being a pessimistic or pessimist. That's like, you know me. I'm a very happy, jolly-go-lucky guy. I would think. safe, but that's not being a pessimistic or pessimist. That's like, you know me. I'm a very happy, jolly-go-lucky guy. I would think.

No, you know. There's something in my eye, and if it's one of those flies, I'm leaving. No, it's not being pessimistic. It's like the way my dad always said it. He's like, I'm just a realist. It's not like he's an angry- guy that's just like screw earth but it's like he also knows he just knows what shit is like and he's not gonna sugarcoat okay that's fine i i would say i am very like you you know me on a on a regular day i can drop something i might be mad for five seconds but doesn't affect you bite your finger i keep going i i keep going but in certain

situations i just i it's like a fact check almost like i need to make sure this is what it actually is before i get happy okay let me protect myself i wouldn't say i'm automatically negative i don't think they're real if you brought me a mcflurry yeah i'm consuming it there's no checking i trust mcdonald's that's because of good that's because because my what what are you doing right there? What the hell is that? Oh, I eat a lot? I'm fat? I'm a fat guy.

You have a hefty appetite. That just made me itch. You hurt my feelings so bad that I had to itch myself. I had to scratch myself. You have a hefty appetite. I do eat a lot. What does that mean? That means you're not going to check what it is.

You see my foot? You can eat it. You're going to strike you. But I would never check a McFlurry. Why are you itching so much? Because there's bugs! There's insects! I can't get up. And it's so hot and the fan's only on you.

That's two weeks in a row. I turned it on oscillate. That's two weeks in a row. I turned it on oscillate. There's a difference between realism and automatically negative realism could be happy thank you we're on the same page now you're automatically negative you gave me the happy side of realism i'll be negative i'm not automatically negative i'll be negative what does that mean you know what i don't like what i don't i don't understand beaches and water

what the hell does that mean i don't understand the joy of a beach and water so you've never cracked a cold one with your toes in the sand getting beamed by God's rays of sun? I have. And then when you get too hot, you simply unplug your music, take off the shades, and jump in a body of water? I don't own a pair of headphones. If I jumped in a body of water, it would be my last day. I don't know how to swim. You can't swim.

That's so immature. Like, not knowing how to swim. Are you nuts? That's very immature. I'm not going to lie. It's an unnecessary skill to know how to swim. Oh, it's unnecessary? Yeah. Ask any survivalist if swimming is necessary. It's not unnecessary skill to learn to know how to swim. It's unnecessary Yeah, ask any survivalist if swimming's not even a word. What you just said survivalist you just specializes in survival

You mean to tell me swimming's unnecessary. It's an unnecessary life skill when my kids just avoid the water before my kids can go dad I'm going swim don't put him into a body of water. That's what you got to do. I missed that step. I guess so. How do you not know how to swim? First off, in almost any commercial pool, you can stand up and you're not drowning. That's the first thing. But I panic when I touch.

If it's higher than my kneecap, panic mode. Why? Water. Swim. Scared. Stand. Scared. Stand.

Breathe. No, but if any, I swear to God, if water splashes on my face, I think I'm under. Help! Help! Dude, matter of fact, quick story time. This man, we were all at Ashlyn. Y'all know Auntie Ashlyn's house. We were at her house.

She has a very nice pool in the backyard. And we, like, the only reason we went there was to swim. Like, the only reason. Why are you saying okay like you weren't there? Like, I'm saying something you don't know. You already know exactly what I'm going to say. I don't know what you're going to say. You know exactly what I'm going to say because you know the exact meaning.

We go to her house to enjoy a couple adult beverages and swim in the water in the pool. Fine. We are there for two and a half hours and he is bone dry. He has not touched the water yet. I'm like a damn fish at SeaWorld. I'm sitting there just popping in and out, enjoying my life. Liv and Ashlyn, they're probably on the little, what's it called? The little raft things.

Like the little floaties. Raft in a pool? Survivalist. You see where my mind's at. Bro, surviving. This man didn't get it. We got there at 7. He wasn't in the water until 11 o'clock. Because, bro, I don't understand. Surviving this man didn't get it. We got there at 7

Because bro, I I don't just her pool is not deeper than five and a half feet You are six Seven I don't need to learn how to swim you could stand barefoot in the deepest part of her pool and your nipple lines barely Cut with it, but that's not fun. I don't understand the joy of standing in wet. Cause it feels good. No, it doesn't. So you'd rather be dry, sticky cause the sweat and just outside. Yes, but I'm saying,

that's why I don't understand beaches. Cause, because. Shh, don't do that. Shh, don't, don't do that. Shh, are you gonna beat my ass King is my worst enemy. Oh Sissing is my number one pet peeve. I hate that shit One reason what is your number one pet peeve stop? I hate when I'm getting quieted with that noise

It's my number one pet peeve silence one because I can't do it I took a fucking turn. One because... No, that's hilarious. That is hilarious. That's the only reason you don't like it. No, I don't like it. It's because you can't shush other people. You're jealous. Oh, my God.

The only reason you don't like being shushed is because you can't return the favor. Figure it out. Oh, my God. Shush me. You said... Bro, you can't shush people. But the second reason I don't like... I've never put two and two together. Shut up.

You can't... Oh, shut up? You can't shush people. The second reason is because it's so demeaning and demoralizing. I'm not a fucking kid. No, it honestly makes my butthole tight. I hate it. Your butthole doesn't get tight when you get mad?

I thought buttholes got tight when you got scared. You're like, and you just kind of like... Like that. Like, you don't get angry and you go... Like, that'd be a problem. I don't get angry often. You have hemorrhoids. What is it?

What's hemorrhoid? Do you know what a hemorrhoid is? A hemorrorrhoid? Do you know what a hemorrhoid is? A hemorrhoid? I don't know what a hemorrhoid is. Okay, dog. Patience, patience, patience. What's a hemorrhoid? Hemorrhoid.

That's what you said. Yeah, you need cream and it's on your rectum. It's on your sphincter. I don't play around too much over there, so I don't really know. I hope you don't play around. You don't have field day in your ass. I hope you don't have on your sphincter. I don't play around too much over there, so I don't really know. I hope you don't play around. You don't have field day in your ass. I hope you don't have the punt pass the kick competition down there in your taint.

But a hemorrhoid is bad news. We'll just say that. Bad news. Oh, is that when we never monkeys their booty hole is inside out? Stop fucking shushing me. Stop it. Oh, I have a question for you. I'm going to do that the whole time.

Stop, stop. I have a question for you. I'm going to do it until you do it back. I have a question for you. I'm going to do that the whole time. Stop, stop. I have a question for you. I'm going to do it until you do it back. I have a question for you. Yo, that might be the most unintentional funny thing that we say this entire episode. You don't like being shushed because you can't do it back. I can't do it. I don't know how. You're like the kid that loses at the playground and takes his ball with him.

If I'm not on, no one's playing. Would you eat my placenta for $10,000? If I gave you $10,000 playing would you eat my placenta for ten thousand dollars if i give you ten thousand dollars would you eat my placenta honestly to eat your placenta you'd have to have me bound by chains with a gun to my head they do that for friendship for friendship yeah like you eat your placenta. They do that for friendship. For friendship? Yeah, like you eat your family's and friends' placentas. I've heard it. From the lost island of Anadoki?

I'm pretty sure I ate my dad's placenta once. You wouldn't eat my placenta for $10,000. If you ate your father's placenta, okay, I'm going to smack your dad, one. He'll then beat my ass in return then I'm going to beat your ass for making me get my ass beat from your father if you consumed your father's placenta a 60 year old piece of body piece of flesh

You deserve you deserve let's see You deserve, you deserve, let's see. You deserve a lifetime punishment of going to the dentist once a week to clean that filthy mouth. I haven't been to the dentist in like seven years. Okay, question though. Do you love me? Not enough to eat your placenta. Regardless of the scenario, do you love me? Not enough to eat your placenta.

Regardless of the scenario, do you love me? Yes. How much? A lot? I'm not eating. Would you say, would you say, no. Hey, Mr. Miyagi, you missed. Just answer my question. No. Do you love me? Yes. How much? A lot? I'm not eating. Would you say, no. Hey, Mr. Miyagi, you missed. Just answer my question.

No. Do you love me? Yes. How much do you love me? I'm scared of one to ten. Ten. Why wouldn't you eat my placenta? Uh, let's see.

Oh. Oh, clinically insane. That's a sign of love. Parents, okay? Yes. Parents eat placenta. You call me dad. Of newborn.

You are 24. For me to eat that dust bag of a placenta, again, bound by chains, gun to skull, eat this or perish. I will give you, I'll cash up you 10 grand if you eat my placenta. You'd have to give me you for me to eat your placenta. You're eating a piece of me. No and that oh my god. You want it you don't want a piece of me inside of you? Okay devil's advocate.

You don't want me inside of you. You love me? You don't want me inside of you? Do you love me? You don't want me inside of you? Do you love me? Yeah. Scale of one to ten.

Ten. Okay. Would you eat my infected big toe? It's different. That's not inside of you. That's a piece of me. Would you eat my infected big toe? You weren't born with that. Would you eat my green big toe now? No.

Okay. I would do it to save your life. Would you eat my placenta to save my life? Dog, what are we doing? With barbecue seasoning. With the barbecue. Oh, like they're going to roast it for me. I don't even.

How do you get the placenta out? That actually just turned my stomach. That just upset me. How do you get the placenta out? What is the placenta? I don't think it'd be half bad with barbecue though, to be honest. Thank you. But. We're having the placenta party. That think it'd be half bad barbecue though thank you but we're having the placenta party that's no we're not that's to save your life to save your existence i would eat your placenta if it was barbecue okay if you know i had a year to live

you wouldn't eat my placenta so if you have a year to live yeah like regardless yeah no why because you have a year to live you don't want a piece of me inside you while I'm gone? I don't want to eat that little purple whoopee cushion that came out of you 24 years ago. Oh, it's not in me anymore? Where is the placenta? You think we're taking it to Dr. Oz? He's going to slit you open and hand me a placenta on a silver platter and sprinkle some Kinder's barbecue on it. Theoretically, that's what i had going on i

don't know what the placenta is are you dumb i heard that it's a sign of love are you dumb maybe a sign of love yeah i need a heart bake a heart-shaped cookie for a sign of love some valentine's day but that didn't come out of me dog your placenta oh this is this is that patience you're gonna get pissed off what I'm about to say. Shocker. Because you're a little health freak nut loser boy. Ooh, sorry I lack abundant life. Healthiness.

I feel like I'm going to live longer than you because of my diet. Oh, no, shut up. Get out of there. No. Because of your diet. Yes. All right, you little carnivore. Because of your diet.

Straight ground beef diet coke McDonald's number threes. Yes. You're going to live longer than me on that. Straight ground beef, Diet Coke, McDonald's, number threes. Yes. You're gonna live longer than me on that. People- When's the last time you had a vegetable? Does it- When is the last time you've consumed a vegetable? I had pickles on my quarter pounder.

Go to hell. No. No, it's because I don't understand the functionality of cooking. I feel like it's a waste of time. What?! Cooking is a waste of time. You don't understand the functionality of cooking food it's it's pointless okay well let's see it it's the oh survive eat feed feed my horse no you're a being you're a sentient being that needs to eat food

no okay i don't understand i don't like to have to cook for 30 minutes. I get my house smelling like beef, and then I got to go. That's your choice. That's your choice. And then you got to. There's plenty of other proteins. And you got to spend an hour and a half cleaning up everything and eat for 10 minutes. An hour and a half.

What'd you do? Eat with your hands on the floor? No. An hour and a half cleaning. The pot's in the pans. If it takes you. Dude, it would take. For your apartment, it would take An hour and a half cleaning. The pot's in the pans. If it takes you- Dude, it would take- For your apartment,

it would take an hour and a half to clean the whole thing twice. And you have the nerve to say an hour and a half cleaning after cooking. Bro, you cook in 30 minutes. That's not long. Bro- That's to cook a good meal.

To eat for 10 minutes and you have to spend 30 minutes preparing and then cleaning? 30 minutes to prepare, 30 minutes to clean, 10 minutes to eat? That's a good return on investment? For health, let's see, to satisfy your hunger.

Yeah, and then you're hungry again in an hour. You got to do it all over again. Yeah. That's pointless. Welcome to adult. Or you could just go to McDonald's twice. That takes 10 minutes. Yeah, and then you'll be sweating out grease and fryer extract.

I'll be happy, hungry, healthy. I'll be hungry. Hungry is what you'll be sweating out grease and fryer extract. I'll be happy, hungry, healthy. I'll be hungry. Hungry is what you'll be after McDonald's. I'll be healthy, full, and happy. I was about to say something very hurtful. Say it. No, I can't. Say it.

Nope, you have to. No, nope, can't say it. You'll be greasy, nasty, and lonely. Bro. Kiss. Pinch, poke. You owe me a kiss. Coke. nasty and lonely Bro Kiss pinch poke you owe me a kiss a coke lunch something don't ever stick your tongue out like that again Don't ever you look like a little fish that goes up to the tank You're my baby bird. No, I'm not what the hell was that? You're my baby bird strong-ass bees. You're my baby bird. You are my baby bird.

Shut up. That's too many bees. You don't think... You're not my baby bird. No. Back to cooking. You have to cook. You...

Honestly, you gotta stop doing that shit, bro. Doing what? He eats fast food probably eight times a week. No exaggeration. I eat it for every meal. Well... In the morning, Starbucks. Lunch, Chick-fil-A.

Dinner, Whataburger or McDonald's. Whataburger. Okay. So, in the morning, $7 Lunch, Chick-fil-A. Dinner, Whataburger or McDonald's. Whataburger. Okay, so in the morning, $7 coffee, make your own. At lunch, Chick-fil-A. It's Lord's Chicken. Can't say too much about it. I absolutely love it. Whataburger or McDonald's for every dinner.

Yes. You are going to not be able to walk by the time you're 33. Like, it is so, it's bad. It's really bad. No, it builds up your immune system. Builds up your immune system. Yes. You know what else does? What? Vitamins. Min really bad. No, it builds up your immune system. Builds up your immune system. Yes. You know what else does?

What? Vitamins, minerals. No, that weakens it. Good, clean food. That weakens it. Organic stuff. That makes you soft. Makes you soft.

Dude, your colon is lined in grease. Like, your small intestine is beef filled. Not good beef either. Frozen patty. Let's heat it up and grease it serve it to him on a thick ass Saturated carb bun and he's gonna eat it every time like people like yo watch one documentary You think you know everything about it watch documentary. You don't want to supersize me. We didn't watch thing I want to supersize me. Thank you document. What happened to him?

jackass He was on your diet and his life sucked my life is great god has blessed me he's about to bless you to an early an early grave as long as i'm stuffed i don't care oh my god dude you have to cook like cook that's such a waste i don't have that much time in a day first off this whole roi on cooking, like, you should... You know that makes sense. It does, but you shouldn't think of it like that. It's cooking.

Who gives a f*** what you think about it as? That's what it is. Realism. That's what you said earlier in the podcast. Realism. That's what it is. You know what else is realism? Healthy food, not healthy food.

Healthy food, not healthy food. They wouldn't serve it to you if it was gonna kill you. Health is wealth. Health is wealth. No. Yes. I can make money with being unhealthy. Okay. Which one's more important health or money they're they're mutually they're not mutually oh you son of a bitch

are you if i gave you 10 million dollars but for the rest of your life you're sick and ill you'd take it how sick and ill you're sick and ill how sick and ill don't try to find a loophole no i'm not i'm asking whatever your brain imagines oh i can still move around and do things i don't know what yeah hell yeah give me 10 million i'll have a little side pain i'll give a shit it's not side pain you're ill like i'm at like let's say flu like stuff for the rest of your life oh the bare minimum i'll eventually get immune to it i'm fine 10 million no you won't and i could go to the doctor enough to where they'll make me feel good for a period of time and i'll go back 10 million dollars you're a sad being you're a sad little boy you're a sad sick little boy you said you take 10 million over health what is wrong with you what i can go get hit by a bus tomorrow that cabbage that i ate

it's not gonna save me why are you walking in the street to To cross the road. When the bus is coming. I didn't see it. You jaywalking ass idiot. You didn't see a bus. It's an apartment on wheels and you didn't see it. You've seen every bus that's crossed the road. There are buses. Oh, sorry.

I got Oculus Vision everywhere I go. My parabolas are good. That's not the right thing. Peripheral. Oculus Vision. Go to hell. It's a bus. Oh, Peripheral. Oculus Vision, go to hell. What are you? It's a bus.

Oh, my name's Cam. I got LASIK. I can see everything. I don't have LASIK. It's an 85-foot Twinkie coming down the highway. How do you not see it? It's quiet. It's a bus.

It's a Tesla bus. A Tesla bus. You need to be slapped, bro. I almost got hit by a train the other day. Where are you at? Why are you by railroads? It was driving you live in Dallas Was it the dart? Yeah? How do you almost get hit by a dart because I didn't see it coming dude And I was driving with my mom are you looking at your phone? No, then why the hell do you not see I was focused

Focus on what in front of me it was coming from the side dude you're you you oh my god you need training you need homebound i have bad peripherals you need to be homebound what does that mean you can't leave your house like home alone no no no you can't leave your house like you're not allowed to kind of only i do that now you're not allowed to leave what the hell was that you ever have so much saliva in your throat you're tired to swallow yes dude i kind of like it you're a freaky ass you're a fucking gargoyle. You don't like panicking a little bit gargoyle You don't like panicking a little bit gargoyle. You don't like panicking a little bit. No really Why would I like to panic you don't like that little thrill of am I gonna make it past a second?

You have a strange dopamine you have a strange dopamine like whenever you have so much saliva you're throwing you swallow you spit it out first off if you're just up chucking it back and forth swallow regenerate swallow maybe that's why you don't eat too much because your gut's full with spit you're not supposed to spit your spit you're not it It's literally f***ing called spit. It's called spit. You're not supposed to run on your runs. It's spit! You spit it! No, you're not supposed to spit your saliva. You're supposed to swallow it. What are you spitting then? You're not supposed to do the action of spit, dumbass you're not supposed to spit no who the hell

invented spit idiots like you people that believe that cabbage is the the root to all hell and heaven i didn't say cabbage is gonna stop you from getting hit by an apartment on wheels dumbass you think eating three salads a day is gonna save you from eternity it's not you're gonna die at the end of the day anyway at the end of the day you creep you little shaman what do you got a glass ball you just said i just want to recap this last 60 seconds. I hate when you adjust. You said your parabolas don't allow you to see big ass buses, you're focused on in front of you, and you like the satisfaction and the thrill of almost choking on your spit.

Yeah. Because you're not supposed to get rid of the spit when it's literally called spit. You're not supposed to get rid of the saliva. I'm going to hit you. I'm going to hit you. I'm going to hit your gut. We're going to see what oozes out. Let's keep debating. I should stab you.

Let's keep debating. I should cut you open. This is a basic ass debate, but I want to have this question with you. It's basic. I'm definitely taking dubs. I hate this question, but I know you're going to say the wrong answer because you're dumb. You're dumb. Oh, I'm dumb.

Hey, look look there's a bus hit oh my god is soup is cereal soup no are you mental are you cereals cereals not a soup no you're the same type Oh hot dogs and say no keep it on task hot dogs to say keep it on keep it on task. Hot dogs a sandwich. Keep it on subject. Is, cereal's not a soup. Cereal's not a soup. What is a soup? Soup is a soup. Oh, see, that's such a bad answer.

You don't know. Soup is its own thing. Soup is its own dish. No, that's like saying deep dish isn't pizza. It's a pizza, it's a deep dish pizza. It's still pizza. Cereal called soup. Absolutely not, cereal is cereal.

Do you eat cereal with a spoon? If you, that's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza. It's breakfast. It's still a pizza. Cereal is still soup. Just because it's cold, it's not a soup. Cereal is its own thing. You're switching.

Yes. Cereal is its own thing. It is. Just like ravioli. Agreed. Ravioli is different from. Cool. Next. Like, whatavioli. Agreed. Ravioli is different from- Cool. Next.

Like, what are we- Thanks. It's its own thing. It's got its own brand. Ergo, it's its own thing. Is cereal on the soup aisle? Checkmate. Is cereal on the soup aisle?

We're not doing this aisle- Checkmate! We're not doing this aisle on the soup aisle? We're not doing this aisle shit. Checkmate! We're not doing this aisle shit. Checkmate! We're not doing this aisle shit anymore. Soup is on, can you buy dry soup? Is dog food cat food? Can you buy dry soup?

Yes. You can buy dry soup? Yes. What is dry soup? What do you buy whenever there's about to be an apocalypse, Cam? Dry soup. What the fu- What are you saying? You wanna

talk to me about stay on task? You just brought zombies into this shit. 30 days of night. You don't- That's what- It's canned soup. Yes, dry. What the fu- What does that mean? He's biting a can. It's not dry, dumbass. The can- Why are

you moving? You gotta raise it so-. It's not dry, dumbass! The kids! Why are you moving?! You gotta raise it so... When you buy a soup out of a ravioli... Liquid. Are you stupid? You buy it dry. You're about to piss me off. Is it in the wet aisle?

You're about to piss me off. There's a wet aisle? Yeah. What, do you have to put on a fucking scuba gear to go down the aisle? It's a... It's an attraction. It's a wet aisle. Dude, it's a, it's a, an attraction. It's a, it's a, a wet aisle.

You argued, submarine doors. You argued, you have to get a scoop, a damn, what's the thing called? The, the, the thing. What do you, when you, just fucking. I can't speak. I can't talk! Words are hard!

Factory reset, reset, reset, factory reset. Shut down, evernessence, words are hard, English, English, dictionary, Merriam-Webster. Why can't I talk? Why are you thumbing your ass? What the hell was that? Sniff it. What the, you son of a bitch. Why can't I talk? Why can't I talk?

There's not a wet aisle? No! Where do you get your water from? The There's not a wet aisle? No! Where do you get your water from? The drink aisle. Is it wet? No. Are you dumb?

You're pissing me off. There's products for wet. There's aisles for wet product. There's not aisles for wet product. That's drinks. Are you dumb? Okay, is soup wet? Is soup wet? Yes.

Okay, why is it on the drink aisle? Soup's on the drink aisle? I said, why isn't it? Because it's dry. Oh, oh, oh. It's dry. You just said it was wet! You just said it was wet!

Four and a half seconds ago! Four and a half seconds ago! You said it was wet. I'm gonna have so much saliva. You said it was wet. But I literally, that is called a fucking rope and drag them. That sounded crazy. That is a rope and secure the win.

I stole your queen. Because you don't let me finish my thought. You don't let me finish my thought. I absolutely cornered you and I wrecked you. You don't let me finish my thought. Let's run it back. I literally said, is soup wet? I said, is soup wet?

You said, yes. I said, why is it on the drink aisle? You said, because it's dry. You dumbass idiot. You idiot. You idiot. Go back to school. If you think soup's dry, go back to school.

You're the dropout. I'm not. We're cutting deep. We're cutting deep because you said soup's dry. You look crazy. Your eyeballs right now, they're wet. Are they on the drink aisle? No.

So they're automatically dry? You're an idiot. Listen to me, dumbass. I don't like you. I don't like you. You eat dry soup. The canned soup is dry. It's don't like you. I don't like you. You eat dry soup. The canned soup is dry. It's on the dry aisle.

There's wet soup in the wet aisle. Premade soup. There's wet soup in the wet aisle. All the soup is together. No, dumbass. You sack of coins. You are an idiot. Inside your brain, there's a little ass monkey with the little things

going just bad thought just because you yell doesn't make you right and you speak over me i am a huge advocate of loud does not mean correct however you said soup is dry it is there's you buy it dry. Some soup. And some soup you buy wet. One example. The Chef Boyardee soup. You buy it dry. You keep it in a bunker for 18 years and if there's an apocalypse,

there's wet soup that's pre-made that whenever you grab it, you can go like this and see it move. Wet soup. If you buy a can of Chef Boyardee, you can literally shake it and hear- What the- That's ravioli, dumbass! What is Chef Boyardee you can literally shake it in here what the that's ravioli dumb ass what is chef boyardee there's soup and there's ravioli there's different kinds you act like he's a one can man there's he's a great chef you act like he's a one can man he's a master of his craft

exactly and he makes wet soup and dry soup there's no such thing as dry soup what the hell is a dry soup is a dry soup what is it you buy it in a dry aisle. Go to a fucking gas station. You're buying gas station soup. They have Chef Boyardee at gas stations? No, yeah, for six bucks a can because they're desperate and they got a bad package order. You're buying soup from a gas station. This conversation's over. Whatever, dog.

You're buying soup. You piss me off. From the same place you purchased petrol. It's not dry. Yeah, it is. You can't buy it dry. Dude, I swear to God, if you went up to a teller. There's not soup that you can have.

If you literally walked up in a gas station and you said, yeah, let me get 20 on pump six. Let me get a $5 scratch off in this can of Chef Boyardee. Yeah. He has every right to punch you in the mouth. There's no way. There's not soup you can add water to that comes dry that you add water to it. No.

You are born rich. You've never added water to soup. That's ramen noodles. That's soup. That's ramen. Is ramen not soup? Ramen noodles is soup. I got him.

Dry soup. That's not dry soup. You lose. That's not dry soup. That lose. That's not dry soup. That's the only thing. And you were not talking about ramen this entire time. I won. I got it.

You're number one. No, you didn't. You said there's no such thing as dry soup. Then why is the soup on the wet aisle? Why isn't the wet soup on the wet aisle? Huh? Wet aisle, I guess. Because it is.

Huh? Huh? You submarine? Little scuba? Little navy seal? Huh? Whatever, dog. Why isn't it on the wet aisle?

You just feel better because you were naturally born with the gene to swim and I wasn't. Oh, because I got to it on the wet aisle? You just feel better because you were naturally born with the gene to swim and I wasn't. Oh, because I got to shop on the wet aisle. Because I put on my dolphin fins and went in there and got the wet suit. Whatever, dog. You're an idiot. Speaking of gas stations, you're stupid. You're an idiot. My name's Cam.

I teach the youth, so I think I'm smarter than everybody. My name's Payton. I have Blistex on my sphincter and I throw it at Cam's face. It's not like it's the first time Cam's ever touched my sphincter. You literally, like, you can't keep doing that i don't know how many times i've tell you you cannot keep doing that why you can't why are you ashamed of me your sphincter i don't know where that's so explicit It's so explicit. Is it? Yes. That's literally... Do we cut that out? Speaking of gas stations, I feel reserved.

Have you ever got scammed by a homeless man? What? I got scammed by a homeless man. Have you robbed you? Almost. So I didn't know there's like this little... I didn't know that there's this group of fake homeless people. Yeah.

So there was this one guy. That's why I only give him water or food. I'll never give him money. I didn't know. So I've never been in a position to really help people. Now I'm in a position to help people. I respect that. Honesty.

You can always help people. So I was going to this gas station, right? And this guy, his toes were out. And I could tell. I thought, based on his toe structure, that he was homeless. I don't think you can say that, bro. Based on someone's toe structure, you could tell he didn't have a roof. That is unbelievable that you said that.

No, you keep it. Ah! You hit my burn! Burn! Based on his toe structure, I thought he was homeless. I gotta cut that. No, you keep it. Ah! You hit my burn. Ah. Based on his toe structure, I thought he was homeless. What does that mean? Like, they were, like, his hooves were out?

Yeah. Like, talons. Like, it's like if you were... It was curled over? Yeah, like, if you were to see, like, if you were to take your foot, right, and then throw, like, a butt... Like, mine? Yeah.

My actual foot? And then, like, throw chalk on it it and then kick a wall seven times like just based on this like like the condition of his foot i was like oh he's down bad right and so i was like i want to help this man i want to bless him right he goes hey man anything will help and i go oh okay uh he's gonna give like five dollars and i looked at my wallet i had a hundred dollar bill oh my god and i was like, give like $5. And I looked at my wallet. I had a $100 bill. Oh, my God. And I was like, I'm put in the position to help this guy. I'm going to help him. I hand this man $100.

I should have known something was wrong when I hand him a $100 bill. And when I hand him a $100 bill, and his face doesn't light up. It seems like you're used to that. You shouldn't be. At all. I'm not used to that. In one transaction. Is that...

I mean, is that... Is that... Is that close to it? Is that... That's too much. You're out of here. That's too... Okay.

Well... Oh, fuck. That's so fucked. So is your hair. It's so bad. Dude, your shit is long. Thanks. See, bro. Everything.

But if you're homeless and I paid you $100, but you would think... You would think that it's like Christmas morning. Christmas morning, and I was happy to do it. But his face, he was like, oh, thank you. I was expecting a bigger reaction. I was like, like he was like, oh, thank you. I was expecting a big reaction. I knew you were like, wait a minute. Why aren't you lighting up?

And so I hand him the $100 bill. He doesn't really give me much reaction. I'm like, okay, I don't do it for the reaction. I'm just trying to help this man. I go and get my goodies. I go back home. I have to go back to that gas station later that night because I was going to give me some beers, right? I was going to have a good night, go to get some beers.

I'm walking back to the gas station. Homeless man's gone. I'm like, oh, where did he go? Right? You think relocated for the nightfall? Maybe. But then I see in the distance, somebody walking towards the car, right? Like walking towards the parking lot. And I'm like, that silhouette looks very much like the guy that I gave $100 to. The homeless man gets in a Mustang in front of me. He has a nicer car than me. And now he has your $100. My pride. Oh my God.

And all of your dignity. Oh, I would have rear-ended his ass. Apparently, they're like this big homeless game where people are pretending to be homeless just to get money. I'm not going to lie, bro. As bad as I feel for you, it's slightly your fault. That I was trying to help somebody? I don't know.

I feel like you're obligated to ask a little more questions at first. You just handed him $100. When am I supposed to get 21 questions? How did you get here? Why are you here? No, I just maybe get to know. What was his name? You don't even know it. No clue. You're just like, here's a hundred bucks. Yeah. I looked at his toes. No, yeah. No, he was

selling it for sure. No, he's a hell of an actor. That might be his full-time job. If he had his hoof out and he was getting hundos and he hops in the Ford, the GT, a coupe. No, he's, that's sick. Like's not okay but you're you're equally bad you're equally as dumb i honestly feel like i could beat any animal in a fight other than like a lion absolutely not are you nuts you lose to a gorilla 100 i'm 6 7 215 pounds a gorilla is

the strength of 20 men doesn't care about you can't ration out with it he would rip your arm off like you ripping like a drumstick. I feel like I can outrun a gorilla. You can outrun a gorilla? 100%. How fast do you think a gorilla is? Slower than me. Slower than you.

All right, Usain. How fast are you, buddy? Okay, no. You're so damn fast. If there's conditions on these animals, right? A gorilla can only use his big legs to run. Oh, so. He can't go forward. That's cheating. How is that cheating? Because that's like me bringing to run. He can't go forward.

That's cheating. How is that cheating? Because that's like me bringing up machinery. You can't do that. I got you with gun versus gorilla. I got the gorilla. In a sanctioned boxing match, I could beat any animal. In a sanctioned boxing match, a gorilla is going to grab your shoulder and snap it off.

That's not a sanctioned boxing match. Hey, guess what? They don't comprehend because they're a gorilla. You don't have any faith in yourself. Faith in myself versus a gorilla. I'm not weak. You're not even stronger than me. Oh.

You are not stronger than me. I couldn't beat you up. I didn't say that. Kim, I'd grab your manhood and twist it. That's an insane sentence. I will win the fight. That's insane. Oh, sanctioned boxing match.

And you're going to grab and twist? You slimy bastard. No, any animal. I feel like a panda. Easy. Pandas are soft and cuddly. A gazelle. A gazelle.

Easy. Why the hell are you fighting a gazelle? If it wanted the smoke. If a gazelle wanted the smoke. It'd probably upkick you and dip. By the time you could open your eye again he's gone and ostrich easy into the plains easy ostrich you're terrified of terrified but i could be one and fight i'll grab that no come here go to sleep and he would literally peck you right here his

beat goes through you're now gasping for air bleeding have you seen giraffes they can fight you're more scared of a giraffe than a gorilla. Giraffes are taller than me. Hell yeah, I'm more scared of a giraffe than a gorilla. A giraffe! I feel like a giraffe would take you to a book class. Like you could take a giraffe to a fucking Barnes and Noble and like hang out with it. What is he going to do?

Gorillas are more like humans than giraffes. I can go out one-on-one with a gorilla and be like, hey, you know me, Peter. Giraffes, I don't give a-on-one with a gorilla and be like, hey, you know me, Peter. Giraffe? I don't give a shit. What? First off, holy shit. What gorilla is named Peter? You've never met a gorilla? You can't ration out with one. Are you nuts? Oh, you went to zoologist school? I've seen

a gorilla do magic. Oh, you have andragogy? You have enough of that? Who is that? You have enough appeal to box a gorilla, and in the middle of it, you go, hey, timeout, dog. Yeah, it would understand me more than a giraffe. Have you seen giraffes fight? Ruthless.

And it sounds like you're hitting bricks together. They're just whipping necks. That's all they're doing. And that would hurt. A gorilla's going to eat you. Doesn't mean they could both hurt me. I'm more scared of a giraffe. I feel like a giraffe could stomp on me, hit me, bite me, grab me.

You 100% chance, 100 without a doubt have a better chance. 100% without a doubt have a better chance at beating a giraffe than a gorilla. You are insane. Kim, imagine you're in a zoo. You mean to tell me, you mean to tell me you'd rather fall into the gorilla pit yes a pit of you'd rather fall in to a pit of that over a just a you've never seen a mad you've never you've obviously never seen a mad giraffe first off if going to give names, a gorilla would be like Anubis, like Titus. That'd be his name.

A giraffe would be like Melvin or Connor. That's their names. That should tell you all you need to know. Cam, you've never... How tall am I? 6'7". How tall is a giraffe? Probably like 12 feet.

Exactly. How strong are you? Very weak and frail. How strong is a gorilla? 20 times the strength of a strongman and you're not even a strongman. Cam, I could talk to a gorilla. A gorilla is, you're gonna talk to him? Yes, I'll literally, and I could scare him.

I'm the king of this jungle. I'll go like that, he'll be like. All right, Nate Diaz, no. He would literally go, ah! Ah! Ow, fuck. Ah! Oh, my shirt's ruined. Bro, a giraffe, you're like, what is he gonna do to you?

Hit me with the head. He's gonna swing his neck at you like a big ass, like an OP monster from a game. Yes, a gorilla's gonna grab you. He's just gonna mangle you. Like there's no contest. He's literally gonna grab you and just, like, he's literally gonna mangle you like there's no contest. He's literally gonna grab you and just mangle you. He's literally gonna go...

Like I'm talking he would literally be like... Like he would go... He would go nuts bro! It's a gorilla! Okay and then a giraffe sees me being little and he either stomps on me or just knocks me. Exactly! Which looked more fierce? This or just like just beating your ass. Okay but I can also if a giraffe sees me I can't talk to the giraffe. If I say oh giraffey. If I say oh giraffey please don't hurt me. He doesn't understand me. If

I go oh gorilla man please he'll go okay paydayday oh gorilla man he'll go yeah you seem like dinner yeah i can just kill you like trying to fight a giraffe is like like playing like double dutch you just gotta miss his neck over and over you underestimate your ass you underestimate the shit out of a gorilla i don't but i feel like I have a better chance with a giraffe. A better chance with a giraffe? A better chance with a gorilla. I'm getting hot. I'm sweating. Oh, God. There's no way you just...

Holy shit. There's no way you said that, bro. Maybe my thoughts are a little whack. Maybe they suck ass. Speaking of my thoughts being whack. Oh, my God. Okay, there's this thing... Transitions on point.

I've... Have you heard of apps where you can like record yourself sleeping and see if you say anything weird dear god no i've been having a problem recently of like waking up on the other side of my room no and i've been really scared of what i do in my sleep oh my god i record i downloaded the app where you could record yourself sleeping oh my god and these are insane, Cam. Like, even like, honestly, I'm scared of myself. Are you ready? I'm sorry, Dragone. Are you ready?

I really don't think I am. I thought that was you. No. You went no That was the first one right You're having weird ass nightmares No Second one What the f- You literally went- Let's just go, let's just go, let's just go, let's just go, let's just go, let's just- Where are you going?

Where- I don't know, I don't know where you want to go that bad, but count me out. Count me the hell out. No, it's tomorrow. It's tomorrow. It's tomorrow. It's tomorrow. It doesn't smell good. What are you... Whatever happened the day next

or whatever you had going on the next day, you were hella anxious about. What are these deep-ass breaths, bro. You're like It's tomorrow it's tomorrow That's creepy shit, there's one more don't be another deep breath Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off. Play that one again. Oh my god, I almost got a hernia laughing. Oh shit. You said, you said, what are we saying?

Get off, get off, get off. Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off. It's so clear. It's so clear. It's so clear audio. It's like you're like, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off. Bro, that reminds me of Liv's shit. Yo, Liv says crazy shit when she's asleep.

Bro, I'm telling you. She'd be asleep for an hour and then I'd go, who's that over there in the corner? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, hell no. What? Wake up, man. I literally go, nope. Nope.

Wake up. Holy shit. I am dripping wet. Your chest. You would have thought we swam. Oh, wait. You can't swim. Your belly button's disgusting.

You need to fix it. Stop eating beef. It looks like that. Comb, comb your hair. Holy shit. No, bro. My sleep, bro. I don't know what's happening in my sleep.

I was like, get off, get off, get off, get off. You literally said, let's go, let's go, let's let's go let's go let's go super deep breath tomorrow tomorrow it's tomorrow it's tomorrow it's tomorrow get off get off get off get off what is that whatever whatever the hell you got you had going i don't want a part of it i feel like i literally signed me out to like i do not want to be there i don't know what's going on bro, and it's actually concerning Yeah, I feel like you it's a back of my knees are absolutely soaked. Holy shit. That is disgusting Are you know something? I hate no so me and live with cleaning. Okay? Yeah, I guess so me and live are cleaning the other day right okay, and I go under the sink to my

What's that thing called the? The the loose Larry what is the um what the the circle thing it spins the drawer for the no it's a circuit it's like that an agitated uh it's like all that uh what are you saying it's like an angry allen or what the it's the it's the thing that spins you put all the things on top of it and it spins under your sink yes you know come on dog you know what it is i'm about the whole story is about to be ruined the thing you set like it it saves space it saves space it spins it's like a i honestly don't know what the hell you're talking about it's like a a loose like sarah or so who are you talking about talking about? It's what it's called!

Under your sink? Why is Sarah under your sink? She's not under there, dumbass. You know what it's called. You know what it's called. I swear to God, I have no idea what you're talking about. It's like a... Who's Larry and Sarah?

You've got a small school under your sink. I don't have kids under my sink. It's the thing. It's the thing. Okay. One more time. The circular thing. it has a base it rotates you've seen it you put cleaning stuff on it nothing spins under my sink bro then you suck first off i'm using adequate storage space by using the fucking did it come with the sink just Just stop. Okay.

Lazy Susan. Who the fuck is that? Lazy Susan. Who is that? Lazy Sarah. Okay, honestly, no bullshit. You're pissing me off. That's a thing.

Lazy Susan is a thing. No, it isn't. A Lazy Susan isn't a thing. It's the thing that spins. Susan, Sarah, and Larry. Okay, I had the names. I thought it was like an agitated Aaron or something. It's a Lazy Susan. You have a small building under... Like, who is that? You have a small corporation of people.

I have an apartment complex. You have an orphanage under your sink. I have employees working for me. A lazy Susan. Who's in your sink? It's the thing that, that, the circular base, you put all your things on it to where they're not stacked up. You have grab around them a shelf it's called a lazy susan no it's not what is that i just said is that the brand you think someone's dumb enough to make a brand called lazy susan i don't know what you're talking about that's the it's the thing pissing me off and you're making me mad at myself and i don't like that you're mad at me because you're making me mad at myself and I don't like that. You're mad at me because you're making up names of children you have in your sink? You have employees? It's a real thing.

Explain it better than the spitty thing under the sink with Larry, Susan, and lobsters. Who is this? I didn't say anything about Stephen. I don't know Melvin. I didn't say anything about Stephen. Melvin was the giraffe. I said, I think I said Noah, Aaron, Lyle, and Susan. You got One Direction under your sink.

Okay, listen. It's not a boy band. It is a lazy Susan. It is a real thing. Holy hell. It is a real thing. Just listen, real quick. I'm listening, and that's making it worse.

It's a circular bass. You plant it on there. The bass can move, okay? Just imagine that. Imagine like Dragone's head. It can just move. You set all the things on it to where there's now five or six things on this one platform There's a bug in your mouth

Five or six things on this one platform and they rotate I hear you that is a lazy susan No, it's not just because you don't have it doesn't mean it's not a lazy susan You know what it's called cam what humans call it not a shelf spinny show spinny shelf it's better than roseanne or whoever i never said i never said roger i said a lazy susan is what it's called your name in it kathy that's beyond the point it's beyond the point okay that's beyond the point tell me the point so you've never seen a lazy susan never i i camped for the life of me. We spent so much time on this.

And I don't even think you know what you're talking about. It's a lazy Susan. In the comment section, do you know what a, if you have a lazy Susan, unsubscribe from the podcast. If you, don't do that, because it's very common and you live under a rock. You are Patrick Star's neighbor. You are Patrick Star's brother.

You are Patrick Star. You live under a boulder. Under the sea. If you don't know what a lazy Susan is. How do you not, how have you never, okay. Not owning one is understandable for you because you clean with spit in a rag. You clean wood with Windex. We all know that.

Lazy Susan. Y'all know what it is. He sucks. He doesn't clean. To hell with my story. You suck. The fact that you think, in the comment section right now, people are going to agree with what the hell you just said.

That is baffling to me. Lazy Susan. This right here. Find it. For the audio listeners, you're not going to be able to see it. A spinny shelf. What's it called on there? Does it say Lazy Roseanne?

It says plastic kidney cabinet Lazy Susan. Oh. Large Lazy Susan. But that's the shit that pisses me off. It's not Lazy Susan. Barrel-inspired Lazy Susan. It's a Lazy Susan. It's basically just a piece of-

So you said the brand name. Dumbass. That's not the brand. A Lazy Susan. It's basically just a piece of... So you said the brand name. Dumbass. That's not the brand. A Lazy Susan isn't the brand name. The Lazy Susan is the piece of equipment. Dude, you are... That is the article itself. That's the machinery.

I'm not going to lie. You might be one of the dumbest people I've ever met. If we made a Lazy Susan, it would be the You Should Know Lazy Susan. You Should Know is the brand. Lazy Susan is the piece of equipment. No, it's not. Are you stupid?

The piece of equipment is Spinny Shelf to go to school spinny shelf i was driving you nine spinny shelf i have a question for you and we could probably agree on this i want to agree with you because you're starting to piss me off because i'm going to hit you i'm way too sweaty for you to touch me i'm not you're like me though it's. It's so hot in here. I was driving on the road as one does. Yeah? I was looking around at the different restaurants and fast food places. Of course you were.

Bet you didn't look at Whole Foods or Walmart. Oh, sorry, I'm not rich. I can't afford Whole Foods. I don't go to Whole Foods. Then why would you even say it? Because it's clean, healthy eating. How would you know? You don't buy there.

Because I see stuff about it. Where? On the internet. Hmm. Everything on the internet's real nope exactly it's more real than mcdonald's you don't know that are you in the lab when they're making it that's the thing it's not from a lab vitamins are made in labs ours is from an argentinian field i i think there i was looking around and there's some fast food restaurants and I need to know who's keeping these fast food restaurants alive. Who's keeping these still in business? Oh, I have a hunch on the one I think you're going to say. Say it.

Nope. You go first and I'm going to tell you what I said. Long John Silver's. I was going to say Arby's. Oh, if you're eating Arby's, you belong under the prison, under federal confinement, never to be seen in the light of the day. If you're eating roast beef sandwiches, if you're eating... You suck. Like, how do you look at an Arby's and choose a beef and cheddar over a Chick-fil-A sandwich?

Exactly. Or a patty melt from Whataburger. Let me one-up you on the Arby's. Long John Silver's. Oh! If you're ever in the vehicle with me and you offer to take us to Long John Silver's, I'm going to pull the e-brake on the car.

This bitch is turning into Tokyo Drift. I'm somehow going to remove you from the vehicle and continue driving in your personal vehicle. Dude, you live in the middle of Wisconsin. Where is there an ocean? Where are you getting bass? From what lake is this L2 combo from? And why is there crunchies? What is that?

How can I order a hush puppy and you're you got it within five minutes we live in a desert yeah we are in the sahara and you have the nerve to offer me long john silvers where is that see me from that's bullshit like how are they open like that's a perfect how how literally how is keeping that place alive logistically unless like there's one employee and he's the damn manager, the delivery boy, the cook, the chef, the teller, the custodian. Unless there's one guy working at every Lone John Silver's, how the hell are they open?

A lot of people are going to argue with me about this one. Carl's Jr. It smells like bathroom. Yeah. Who the hell is Carl? Like where? Why is he? I've never eaten there.

Ever in my life. Not once has it intrigued me to go there. I swear to he I've never eaten there ever in my life not once have is it intrigued me to go there swear to god I've only seen two ever I have only seen two of them they shouldn't be around none who's keeping these places alive to even have one who is where did this originate who's Carl senior that's what I'm saying who is thank you who's this pop your shit sucks Carl like it is ass I've been to Carl's Jr. one time. I walked in. It smelled like El Bano.

It smelled like potty in there. The fact that Carl's Jr. folds and sends coupons via daily mail tells you all you need to know. Like, they are desperate. They are sending you paper coupons in your mail. You might as well say give me free food Yeah, like we can't we can't sell this to anybody. What is a number one at Carl's Jr.? Couldn't tell you me neither. They absolutely couldn't tell you their fountain drink choices. I couldn't tell you I'd what are they known for? Like I always see Carl's jerk

Fuck I always see Carl's burger like a like a Mario star with like eyes or something. Who is that? That's their mascot. Yeah. What is it? Did they partner with a game? Who the hell is Carl? What do you? Your establishment. Here's the real test, though. Okay.

Which one would we go to if we had to go to one of those three right now? Arby's, Carl's, Long John's. I know my answer. Say it on the count of three. One, two, three. Arby's. Carl's. What the fuck?

We just roasted Carl and you're picking Carl's over Arby's. First of all, seafood makes me throw up No, long John can burn like I'm talking take every everything about that establishment third I'd rather perish and he long John Silver's I would rather eat literally a whole kernel sweet corn out of the can without draining It before I eat long John Silver's the reason I'm not going Arby's is because Arby's reminds me of a foot I can't something about it reminds me of feet like of like of like er like like a minute clinic like medical like you have to get your stomach pumped. However curly fries Oh, so you've eaten there. Yeah. Oh my god. You're a nasty boy I knew it is a solid it's like a six out of ten. Holy shit. It's a six out of ten

Oh my god, it's just I don't like the consistency at all. Oh, my God. Brush your teeth. It's a little, I mean, okay. It's been years, but I'm saying, like, the curly fries are gas. The sandwich is decent. You know what is a good slept-on establishment? Oh, be careful. Schlotzkies. Schlotzkies is gas. Anything that's, any fat, I can't eat from a place that starts with schl.

Like, I can't. What is it? Oh, because you can't say it. So you can never go there. You get picked up in an Uber. Hey, where are we going? Uh, that place. We're going right here, dog.

How would I say it? Wait, what is it? I can't look back there. You're like, uh, schlotzies. Schlotzies. We're going to get sandwiched. Schlotzies. Dude, I can't eat cold sandwiches.

They make me gag. Ooh, schlotzies is fire. You're like a sourdough bun. Oh, fuck, you know. Like ham and mustard, some black olives. Hell no. You know why I have a bad thing with cold sandwiches? I went to Subway.

A woman put her hair extension in my footlong. A full hair extension. It had to be on purpose. She did that with malice in her heart. You can't make that mistake. I saw the clip and everything. That bitch was long. It took up the whole footlong.

There was a hair extension including the clip in your sandwich? Yes. I swear to God. Did you see that at home or at the restaurant? At home. At home. I the clip in your sandwich. Yes. I swear to God Did you see that at home or at home at home? I rewrap sandwich get in car drive back to subway I walk up to her very nice very approachable. Hey, did you make this sandwich room? Yeah, of course I saw you 20 minutes ago. Cool. Okay, here you go. I Would rock her shit with that sandwich. There's no way on earth There's a fool like that's not accident

It can't be for you to land a 12 inch object on a 12 inch sandwich perfectly, like that's, there's no, there's no like, like probability, like oops, it fell out. No chance. You absolutely laid it on there. You went like this and said, fuck his sandwich. But I'm more concerned with the fact that they have glass panes and you didn't see it. What were you doing? I don't know.

I was a boy, so I was probably playing. Probably. Hey, calm down, buddy. Hey, relax. We're here at Subway. Get your weird ass out of here. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture. Payton in camp. Pop culture. Payton in camp. Woo. Pop culture. Let's just do NBA. Just NBA?

No, we got to give them something. I'll go with the NBA route. You go. There's literally sediment. There's floating do NBA. Just NBA? No, we got to give them something. I'll go with the NBA route. You go. There's literally sediment. There's floating germs and sediment and bugs here. We got to get that under control. Hey, P.O. Box, send like pest control stuff. Help us out.

All right. My thing, you already know. Basically, you're going to get this from me until about early June. It's the NBA playoffs. LeBron James, okay, my favorite player of all time. The greatest player of all time, he's down 2-0. He's down 2-0 to the Denver Nuggets. Nicole Yoka just playing out of his mind. They're playing unbelievable team basketball as well. Lakers lost the first game by six,

second game by 580. I need you to show up more. I'm going to just give you a quick little update on that. Rui Hachimura, you're going to get paid, my brother. You are playing absolutely fantastic and love you as an addition to the team. Bron did not play the best second game. That's one thing. One thing I hate about Michael Jordan fans, stands, I should say. Like, it's like your daily purpose is to talk down on LeBron. I'm a LeBron stan, and I don't talk about MJ. I still appreciate and respect MJ.

I simply think LeBron's better. MJ stands, every waking breath is to diminish LeBron James. And it's so annoying. That's true. It's so annoying. Yeah. Like, you and me, if we talk to an MJ fan and we're like, bro, LeBron's better. Yeah.

We would immediately say what LeBron is better at. They immediately say what LeBron sucks at. We don't talk about their guy. We talk about our guy. Yeah. Because they know a defending argument for MJ is about our guy. Yeah, because they know a defending argument for MJ is not that strong.

Yeah. It's just not. Just championships. If he played six years, if he came in, in a six-year span, went to six, won six, and dipped, goat.

Yeah. Absolute. He played 15. No. Left twice. Okay? Didn't do anything before Scottie Pippen.

Literally nothing. Playoff record before scotty pippen one and nine one and nine talk your shit like get it off cam nba last thing then you can go no you're good nba is the only sport where you get penalized for going all the way rather than not going at all yeah only sport yeah you go to nfl you if you even go to the super bowl hell yeah they went to the super Bowl. They made it. NHL, hell yeah. They were in the Stanley Cup.

Yeah. NASCAR, if you finish second. Dude, that guy's real good. Yeah. Baseball, you go to the World Series. Hey, they're a hell of a team. And I swear to God, I think it's only for LeBron James. Oh, for sure.

This entire narrative is only for LeBron. Yeah, for sure. How the hell is going to the finals and losing not at a higher standard than not even making the playoffs? Yeah. Explain that to me. How the hell is being in a contest and coming in second? Anything. How the hell is being in the National Spelling Bee

of the top 30 spellers and you finish second better than not making it to the final rounds? I agree. How is getting paid the second highest in your job not better than getting paid what everyone else does? And let's keep this an open discussion for all the Jordan fans that hate LeBron because there's a lot of them in the comments section.

I will literally give a PowerPoint presentation of LeBron versus Mike as a Patreon video. Patreon, there you go. As a Patreon video. Patreon's in the link in the description below. I love it, Cam. That was a great one. I'm very passionate about it. Probably a little too passionate. As a Patreon video. Patreon's in the link in the description below. I love it, Cam. That was a great one. I'm very passionate about it.

Probably a little too passionate, but... I'll be quick. I'll go movies. Upcoming movies. And I'll see if you're excited for them. I am. First one is... This one I'm really excited for just because of the people.

Dude, if you say the one I think you're going to say, I'm going to be really hurt. Because I think it looks ass. Killers of the Flower Moon? What the hell is that? What is killers of the flower moon so Martin Scorsese film with Leonardo DiCaprio? Oh? It looks absolutely fly Name kind of pissed me off We sound like folk tale like weird

I think the one I know you're gonna say that the one that looks like it's gonna suck what white boy my man can't jump To or the remake already know that's gonna to say, the one that looks like it's going to suck. What? White Man Can't Jump 2 or the remake. I already know that's going to suck. Which one are you going to say? The Justice League one. Dude, that's going to be phenomenal. I think that's going to suck. Cam, I've already heard it's one of the best.

They have a 60-year-old Batman. Not just him. With the OG nasty colors. He's going to be in for probably the end fight sequence and then a big cameo at the beginning. I don't think that's going to be good. This is exactly what's going to happen. He's going to make an appearance. I think Flash will be good in the movie.

But I'm saying... But fuck Ezra Miller. Yeah, but I think... I just don't... I don't know. I'm not sold at all. I heard it's fantastic. They're trying to be Marvel.

I heard it's one of the best DC movies that's ever been made. Bro, that's what they said about the last three. Batman vs. Superman? Sucked ass. Sucked ass. Sucked ass. Sucked asshole. Like, horrible. They don't make good movies.

They make great comics, but they have bad movies. It was very bad. Do you think it's because... Christian Bale? Do you think it's because the sexiest, best Batman there will ever be? Okay. Okay? Ben Affleck literally looked like Ben Affleck wearing a Batman suit.

With the Batman costume, yeah. It was so bad. But I think it's because of the Dark Knight. They set it so high with the Dark Knight. It's impossible to come back from that. It is. That's arguably one of the greatest films ever. Yeah.

And Marvel had such a good plan. Dude, they're genius. With their Phase 1. Genius. Or Phase 2, whatever that was. Just think about this. The first Avengers movie, Thanos was teased. Yeah.

Just let that sink in that's why it was so good though it's because they had this planned out for so long like a literal think about a think about if we had a decade of of podcasts planned a decade yeah and then we distribute it and get it down to a t yeah like marvel is impressive but this is where they messed up at this new phase of movies is not good. Guardians of the Galaxy is good. You're tripping. These other movies, the shows have been shit.

Multiverse of Madness was solid. That's the part I don't like. That's the part I don't like. Because Disney got involved. Yes, that's the part I don't like. Disney got involved. If it was strictly movies, you know everything would be fire. Yes.

But the fact they're spinning shit off into shows, like, bro, what if someone doesn't even have Disney Plus? Yeah, literally you. So you go to a movie you're like going to a movie wandavision is like up to date in that movie yeah loki's up to date in that movie moon night's up to date in that movie the eternals is it's like yo that's that's literally i just said like 60 hours of you have to be such a marvel head or like that's your job to be that hell of free time it's like i can't watch literally have hella free time it's like i can't watch all that shit it's ridiculous it's ridiculous but good pop culture good pop culture that was pop culture paying in camp pop culture with payton in camp all right guys thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the you should know podcast

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