You Should Know Podcast - EATING SARDINES *GONE WRONG* -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

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You like that? Hey, everybody. Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 28. Round of applause. It was a little delayed applause out there. People are eating. It's 6 in the morning here in Dallas at You Should Know Studios. I'm starting to turn into a morning person with these early shoots.

Shout out to co-host Cam for making me wake up early in the a.m. Oh, what a great beverage is just sitting here, man. It's better than that cucumber stuff that I've been drinking. I just want to say happy three-year anniversary to the You Should Know Podcast. Round of applause for three years of You Should Know. I'm not going to give a long-winded thank you or anything because we're going to save that for a different milestone that's coming up. But I just want to say thank you so much. Whenever I started this podcast three years ago, I took a huge gamble. And I want to thank my family, my friends for believing in me in that gamble and trusting me that I will put in the work to make this thing go.

And I want to thank my mom and my dad. They really didn't understand at first, but they knew that if I believe in something, that I will put in the work and I will make it happen, and I'm doing that now. And I also want to thank co-host Cam. He was one of the first people I told that I was going to drop out of school and start this podcast. And once he saw that I was passionate about it, he was 100% behind me. And before y'all even saw him on camera he was helping out and now that he's really co-host cam he's been a huge part of the success of this podcast and he has

really believed in me and trusted me that uh in my vision that we're i'm going to you know make this a huge huge opportunity for the both of us So I just want to say thank you to my friends, my family, and I want to thank the fans because without y'all, if y'all decided right now that y'all weren't going to watch this podcast, the podcast would be done. So thank you for being here, and it means the world to me. That's enough of this sappy stuff. Thank you for real.

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But that's pretty much it. We have a great episode. It is early in the morning. And I'm ready to go. I'm very happy. I am living my dream right now. So thank you everybody that is supporting this and watching. I love every single one of you.

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know i had in me we went to get pedicures once by your house and i had a i'm very bad with touching my own toes right like i i don't like touching my feet and so anytime i clip my nails i have to go get it professionally done because i have like an angst about touching my toes so i had talons at this point like falcons you still do no i don't i'll pull my feet out right now i mean if we're being honest my feet are better than yours outside of my one toe you're rotted outside of my uh i mean there's there's basically like creepy pasta like stories about my toenail at this point but she so she was you know what a creepy pasta is isn't that that youtube thing well creepypasta is

like if it's like a bedtime story or something like it's a myth but like it becomes like i would like to talk about my toe i just go for it creepypasta she uh she she was doing her she was doing her thing on my foot no no no no no no no no i don't like that no no no it looks better like this because it hangs over the shoe So she was doing it And she goes Oh, that's nasty And when she goes I'm like, excuse me?

She goes, long And I was like, thanks Thanks for making me feel bad One word interaction Long Excuse me? That's two words, I guess She's like, gross

Continue? You thought I was feeling you? I wasn't That's why it hurt when you left that okay i still have a bond with my woman so i check and i'm like let me get there she is you thought i was like yep go for it you say how first of all we're getting right into it normally we don't uh how are you doing? How are you feeling? Your phone is open and it's making me anxious. If it was to be locked, it would make me feel a lot better about myself.

It makes me feel like you're not completely satisfied with just being with me right now. I have attachment issues. You need to be focused on. We're here. We're feeling great. Another episode. Episode 28. 28.

Milestones keep on coming. 46. No. Now you understand why the dropout part is a label that comes when speaking about 28 times two is now apparently 46 so it's 49 or something like that anyway it doesn't really matter math is you don't need it so yeah i've not used it once well but yeah we're feeling good uh these early episodes it's just like an extra little jolt there's just like an extra it's like. There's just like an extra. It's like we jailbroke our systems. Speaking of doing this early episode, I got the drink.

I got the extra caffeinated drink because it's 6 a.m. I'm not even a happy human. Not two. Nope. Three shots of espresso. And another beer. And another one. I had two beers.

What? Three beers. What? Four beers. Shout out Stone beers. What? Four beers. Shout out Stone Cold, Steve Austin. Yes. Legend back when wrestling was amazing. And if you still watch it now, congrats.

It's still amazing to you. But we definitely watched the prime peak of wrestling. Shout out to Mark Henry. Big shout out. We're a songist, man. Still have the little autograph from when I was like a little kid and went and saw you. Had like a little meet and greet. You have that?

Yeah. Whenever he comes, because he's going to come to the studio. I'll bring it. Yeah, that would be such a dope thing. Like, you remember me? He's going to be like, absolutely not. I'm like, well, of course you don't. But I was here and this is proof.

This is a core memory for me. Thank you for not. Thanks for not even acknowledging my existence. Seeing him on this couch is going to be weird. One more. He's going to take up the whole couch. But we're both going to have to be over there there he's just like this in the middle he's like yeah so bad he's just taking up everything no but they actually um he when i went to so it was like

a meet and greet in dallas and he was doing it and there's like it's like a whole wwe little like convention thing there was like an arm wrestling thing there was like a little mat like a basically a mini size ring it's like you can feel like the the springboards and stuff like that but he had his belt there and those things are like 35 pounds yeah they're heavy like very heavy it's real shit yeah and i was a kid and i was like i was like dad and i finally pulled over i was like but dude it's yeah that's it's crazy that was a fun time yeah i never would have thought like i've told this story like when i did interviews and stuff but i would never would

like he's intimidating because he's huge and his character on on wwe was like mean such a nice guy sweetest dude ever just genuine i love mark yeah good dude yeah really good guy um can we talk about something real quick i hate when podcasts take away into topics like that i'm so sorry that oh that pissed me off the way i just did that god that sucked yeah it's like i just started doing this um you said something a couple weeks back and you know whenever somebody says something to you and it hurts initially but you think you'll get over it okay yep i didn't get over it it's like one of the same lane at night like in peace excuse me it's about your torso or what was it no but thank you for adding to it

it was um uh you said you could tell a lot by a person's car you can how's my car disgusting it is awful this i can't even like... I mean when you sit... if you were to enter Peyton's car, right? The second you sit down, when your feet touch what's supposed to be the floorboard, it sounds like Jingle Bells just started because you're straight up stomping on aluminum. Like it's like you're on the set of just... Like it's like you're on the set of just like it's basically like you're at a like a plant or something like you're just walking around like a dumpster like a yard like a trash field or

something it's it's awful there's so many just cans of beverages there's drinks there's like wrappers from food there there'll be a random like dress shoe sitting there. I'm like, what the hell is going on in your car? I just don't understand. I've never, my car has never, ever gotten to that point. Am I ever in my passenger seat in my own car? No. But if I ever get to the point, I'm just like busy or whatever, I'm going to clean it out.

He's just like, I'm never sitting over there. It's not going to affect me. The best believe his spot is spiffing and everything dusted and everything you get over here it's like the ac is broken in the passenger side there's dust on the top what is this called the uh the dash there's dust on the dash ac vent doesn't work it's going right at your face you can't move it there's aluminum cans all on your feet like it's just insane. We were driving. She felt us. It's like jarred. You're just like, what am I doing right now?

See, when I give him some leeway to make fun of me, he just takes it. If you want the truth, truth teller. We were driving to the studio one day. Jeez. And I was about to miss my turn, and I took this sharp left, and it sounded like I was collecting coins. Yeah, literally like a sack of change fell somewhere. The cans are just rumbling across.

It was so sharp, I slam into the window. It's a difficult vehicle. It's a difficult vehicle. I can't lie. I love Howard. But, man. He passed his state inspection yesterday. Yeah, who'd you bribe to get that through?

They're like, oh, your window doesn't work. AC doesn't work. Back tire's a little flat. Your transmission's kind of going in and out. Lights don't come on. But if you give me a 50 ball, we'll give you that tag. I mean, his car's going through it. And it's not old.

That's the worst part. He's making it crappy. No, the fact that... That sounded like it was pre-recorded on like a synthesizer. And I was just like behind the scenes going... What in the hell? That was when you give me the coffee man that sounded like a like an m16 or like burst fire

like that's insane bro what it was breathe breathe geez it's it is too early so wet it Oh my god, I'm so tired of hearing that. I am so tired. We are sitting on comfy couches. I feel like my nose is bleeding. In air-conditioned space on a comfy couch, and you're always just, I'm wet. I'm so- you want to feel the back of my knee? I'm sweating so much. Relax. Yo, somebody DM me. Okay, the DMs are starting to get out of control.

No, they're wild. Shout out to 11,000 followers on Instagram. Let's get it to 15. And we're about to get 20,000 on here. So, let's get to 20,000. We're at 18 right now. But somebody, a lovely woman DMed me. And she said, I'll feel the back of your knee any day.

And I said, no. no no you won't i can assure that you will not but like that's one of the things yeah that's one of the things it's like thanks or maybe i'm not sure what this interaction's supposed to be this is the best podcast ever that shit is funny that's hilarious though but no his his car sucks so don't don't let him try to segue out of that with getting out scotch-free no it's it's bad yeah it's a bad ride it's just at least knock on wood but go at least knock on wood that the that the ac hasn't started smelling like tuna yet like patty that my old car the ac would smell like tuna before it went out tuna wouldn't even come on so you're just getting whiffs of sea but it's also still at 96 degrees inside you're literally i was having to stick my head

out the window to just survive and breathe i'm like come back in just a war zone that video of chernobyl inside your car there's a video of cam suffering inside of my old car and that's in the discord yeah whenever it first started so you have to scroll but let me say we can we can re-throw it in there i literally have to go outside and i'm trying to talk outside the window about how bad the experience is but we're going 80 on a highway so i'm like this i get choked up from the wind because we're going fast and it's just like it's like am i am i am i like a captive right now what's going on we're just going to the mall some of the best stories bro came out of that like good lord that's one of the quotes that

came from the office that like really resonated with me is you don't know you're in the good good old days until you're out of them yeah until they pass yeah then those are really the good old days bro yeah it's insane fuck i miss those we sit here for two minutes we're like this just like thinking like we're just like yeah it was really good we start getting sad we're just like bro okay do you think i was more awkward back then or now really yeah i think i've gotten worse you've gotten worse but you understand that you are awkward and what so like the first okay so the first thing for any addiction or problem or whatever is like what are you doing you're crotch diving what's first step to anything is like admitting it right oh oh like if you always chase your just like anxiety with like how can i fix it

whatever like it's always gonna be in the back of your mind because you're you're worried about fixing it but if you're like okay i have it let me face this head on not to get into all like yeah like life skills and coach whatever but like if you tackle stuff head on you can still live with it but because you're facing it and you're not afraid of it at that moment it's gonna get better and progress so that's why i say you're better now than you were back then because back then you were oblivious to it you thought you were completely fine and you just weren't now you understand it you cope with it you live with it and you're more on the regular side of that spectrum so we were looking we had a day where we're all at cam's house we're just chilling in his bedroom and talking and like

reminiscing and we're looking at all the snapchat memories from college and we there was this one day we all decided to go out to like this little lounge club thing i think it was somebody's birthday and i had on the most disgusting fit of all time like what's the guy uh what's the guy that dropped that song snapbacks and tattoos yeah yeah he literally like he had on this like the the uh short sleeve hoodies it was like a short sleeve tan hoodie a black bandana on hood inside club with like jeans with distressed paint uh black vans and he was posted like this like like he just he thought he was killing the game i thought i was going back in right now it's

just like yikes i posted that shit on instagram twitter it's gone now you're not gonna find it yeah i thought that was a fresh you might see it you might you might shit i remember my the the girlfriend i got after she went through like she was like pay night it says you crush on you for so long but then i saw that picture yeah she's like oh we gotta get you trying to serve with like model looks yeah she was like it was. Great times, yeah. Hey, Draygon kind of looks like you right now. Deflated body, but a fucking huge skull. Touché. Touché.

No, stop calling him Cricket, man. I might have a nugget, but hey. You got a melon dog. It fits our large, very above average human frame. Yeah. If I had this and I was walking around at 5'8", it might be like, oh, oh, oh, oh. I got to always stay balanced. But no.

Big head, yes. Big body, of course. So it's symmetry, you can call it do you remember the worst heckle you've ever gotten during a basketball game because i think i know yours i know mine but i think i know yours it was in college it was an away game which at uh i'm not gonna say the school but uh it's like the older gym, but it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you had the – Oh, yeah. I know it's – This whole –

So, like, in college, especially in JUCO atmospheres, when you go to – Basically, every sport is at every other sport because you're so close. Like, it's not like a university where, like, the softball field's on the other side and you don't even – Like, they're doing their stuff all year round. JUCO, you're, like, all in the same dorm. If baseball's you're like all in the same dorm if baseball's playing everyone goes watch baseball if softball's playing you watch softball volleyball basketball you know so every away game and the craziest of fans like

nine times out of ten was either the football team or the baseball team so we go to this away game and this baseball team like they had our printed out rosters they knew our first name last name stats what we looked like they had our pictures out rosters they knew our first name last name stats what we looked like they had our pictures every time there was a break in like actual going like a free throw taking the ball out of bounds they would pick somebody and just demoralize them and try to just go after them so this you know beard is still nowhere near complete by all means but we're getting there you know just time back then back then none of this no side hair just a goatee and it was the first time getting it so I

didn't really understand full-blown grooming procedures in that man's where yeah didn't have manscaped in my life but uh didn't know where to crop it off and just call it quits so some could say I resembled a billy goat or some you know uh mr mr tumness off of narnia it was quite okay it was not that long i wasn't like she was touching your nipples if you went down like no no i could get a good neck scratch if i went right there but so due to that we're playing this away game and this baseball team is just, hey, goat boy. Hey, Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. All you heard was, bah, bah, bah. And I was just like, because you can't, like,

you got to stay your head in the game, got to stay focused. So at one point, I just stare. And, like, so some crowds, they do that. And then when you get acknowledgement from it, it's just like a peace treaty. Like, you laugh at them back, and they're like, ah, we ah we got him to laugh cool dude so i i attempted the nice approach yeah so we're at the free throw line i turn around i'm like i'm like ah y'all are funny they're like you suck ass oh billy go bad and it got way worse and i was like okay i'm never sticking out that olive branch again like never

going for peace so yeah our i don't yeah that was bad what was yours mine weren't that bad they would just bring up like girlfriends or ex-girlfriends or they would talk about malcolm my dog they'd be like dude they would know like so they would find your name try to find your insta and then research your life and use it against you our soccer team my senior year they were they won state in 6a texas which is crazy insane so we were one state and in the playoffs you know that that's a crazy environment so our soccer team was in playoffs and um our student section was just rowdy like we were just like a sick group and i was a group of individuals i wasn't involved in

this because i don't agree with this but somebody on the other soccer team their dog had just passed and there might have been a chant of that dog's name. Oh. Yeah, it was rough. I was like, I can't be involved in this. That's rough.

That's very rough. Yeah. It's like, come on. We're playing sports right now. What are we... It's like, I have to deal with this in real life. This is real.

No, but that just goes to show, like, when you go play someone else, they do not care about all about you they want to win and as they should i'm not saying they should be out there oh we've already won because we play for fun like none of that no you should you should try to beat me but that just goes to show like if you're having a bad day you got to leave that outside the four lines of your court field whatever because the opponent does not care and for the athlete audience we have because i

know we have a lot of young athletes that look up to us or they ask us for advice and stuff like that. Let me tell you this real quick, and then we'll get to the funnies. Maturity as an athlete is very important, especially if you want to make it to the next level. Whether that's heckling coming from the stands or it's people talking trash in the game, if you cannot let other people's words

or anything happening outside atmosphere affect your game yeah or you can't let it shut you down because you're done you can't let other people start taking bad shots and you try to go hero ball because then you're done yeah you just can't you have my my favorite approach don't get twisted i always like there are certain some times where i was like if they were talking and like i'm gonna talk back yeah like you're like defending myself talking back but there's other times where i was like you know this guy's a clown he's just trying to throw me off i'm gonna just let my game do the talking and just go from there you know yeah but you know me and i was like a little grimy like dirty like i was i'm talking

you're like oh you want to talk yeah yeah i'll give elbows i'll grab your jersey like and never get caught type of dude but it was never a thing where I would let myself get thrown off. And that's probably why a lot of coaches, you know, liked me. Because I wasn't the most skilled guy. But I had a good head on my shoulders. So, for the young athletes. Also, I remember in college at my second JUCO, I had just gotten this chest piece. And I was feeling myself.

I was a little bigger back then. And so, I was feeling myself. And I got it bigger back then, and so I was feeling myself, and I got it purposefully outside of the chest a little bit so it would hang out of the jersey, and I remember we were playing one of the top JUCOs, I'll say Trinity Valley, and they were in our conference, and they were shooting the Netflix special there too,

so there was Netflix cameras there. It was crazy, and I was feeling myself, and there was a lot of beautiful women in the first row of the crowd, Netflix special there too. So there is Netflix cameras there. It was crazy. And I was feeling myself and there was a lot of beautiful women in the first row of the crowd. So I was like, I need to show them this chess piece. And so I did a thing like LeBron James where you put your hand inside of your jersey. Wipe your hands off yourself. But I did it directed at the audience.

And this one dude, big old football player, he said, yeah, I got tattoos too. Your shit sucks. And I was like, yeah, I'm done. I'm sorry. You know what? I was like yeah I'm done I'm sorry you know what I was trying to yeah yeah I thought I was being slick too

just walk away that's hilarious did you sit in a pool of your own sweat and fail your driver's license test four times I got a 98 out of 100 first attempt

I fought oh my god four times like what are you doing I've fought Oh my god Four times Like what are you doing I think I had one of the most horrendous Driver's license tests of all time It sounds like it If it took you four attempts

I would have I'd be walking At that point I'm just These are signs Cars aren't for me Yeah cars aren't for me If I'm taking any test four times it's true that I just don't know that subject at this point no it was awful so I took you hitting the pole on your

on your parallel no what are you doing you know I get dizzy when I reverse bar but that's not it it's not a thing it is for me um so whenever I was taking the driver's license course I didn't actually take the in-person class I took the driver's license course I didn't actually take the in-person class I took the virtual online class because I didn't want to show up to a class and do all that because I'm not a studious person I don't really like class I don't do that so whenever I was taking the online class I would just skip through the pages and like you know didn't do anything so when it came time to take the permit test I just went into the DMV you failed the permit test i just went into the dmv you failed the permit test four times oh my god i thought you're talking about the actual drug the permit test for some of our young audience if you

haven't taken that yet it's literally like should you drive over this when it's icy like if the road's icy should you slow down it's like yes so i so i took the first time and i failed it i was like oh okay maybe i just you know i have bad test anxiety so i was like it's a very real thing yeah so i was like oh maybe i just you know had a bad anxiety i'll take it again the next time yeah i took it i took it again you failed i got a worse grade than the first time so i was like okay now my ego's a little hurt. I'm a little sad. I need to actually focus up. Yeah, I need to focus up the next time I take it. I take it the third time.

I fail again. I'm like, oh, no, I'm just dumb. Like, this isn't for me. I need a moped. I took it the fourth time. And when I failed it the fourth time, I shed a tear. I was like, I'm actually like a worthless person. Like, this is bad.

And so I ended up taking it again. I passed. I get my permit now it's time to take the driver's test further down the line further down the line I take the driver's test I have crippling anxiety bad anxiety I didn't know what to expect whenever I was taking the actual driver's license test I pull up to the DMV the DMV lady gets into the passenger seat of my car I didn't know. No one instructed me what to do once she sat in the car. I thought as soon as she sits down, time to take the test. So as soon as she sat down, she didn't even put her seatbelt on. She closed the door.

I put the car in park. No, you put it in drive. So much hair just came out of nowhere. I put the car in drive. As soon as i do that she grabs my form what are you doing whoa whoa she grabbed my form she grabs my form she's like nope nope we're not doing that and i go yep i'm so sorry now it's texas in the summer i have on a sweat i have on sweatpants and a hoodie why i don't know it was a bad leg your sweat to hide your sweat so already i have anxiety sweat now i have heat stroke yeah it's where you have stranger gripping your forearm telling you you've already done a no-no so you're sitting there so she gives me a little briefing of where we're gonna go what we're gonna do i'm like yes ma'am i'm so sorry

there's an intruder we have an intruder in the studio so she she gives me the briefing of what we're going to do where we're going to go i'm like okay yep yep yep at this point a little bit of sweat is formulating on the brow right right right over the forehead region pits tsunami i'm feeling real bad now my butt's starting to sweat a little bit i'm on a leather seat real bad so i i begin we're gonna go on this road the road is 45 miles per hour remember that 45 miles per hour on the road that we're driving on it's rush hour traffic school's about to let out we're right by a school oh my dude that's the worst the same thing happened to me so she goes okay we're gonna wait for this traffic to pass a little bit before we go on the road because i don't want new drivers to be on this chaotic road i'm like okay so now i'm sitting in the car with

this stranger that just grabbed my forearm for about 15 minutes until the traffic dies down does that calm me down not at all because it's dead silent i try to turn on the music she's like no we're not doing that for the test so like you can hear your sweat going so we get onto the road, right? I am white knuckling the wheel. Like I am gripping for dear life. I am in a panic. I am sweating so bad. I'm shaking a little bit.

My lip is quivering. Real bad situation. So we get on the road that's 45 miles per hour. I kid you not. I drive 25 miles per hour on this road and I'm just perfect posture sitting up just. So it gets to a point where I'm driving about four minutes, 25 miles per hour on a 45. She looks over at me and she goes, do you normally drive like this? I'm like, nope, nope, no, I don't. Absol absolute brain freeze at that moment you just you can't even

speak and then she looks over it she looks over at my forearm that's on the middle console she sees sweat dripping out of my forearm onto the middle console she goes are you all right i go no i'm not i'm not i'm not all right she goes all right well just just pull back into the dmv we can uh reschedule this one because i don't i might die with you behind the wheel just just pull back into the dmv we can uh reschedule this one because i don't i might die with you behind the wheel and so we pull back into the dmv i hit the brakes hard i'm like one of those she's like oh gosh all right yeah you know we're gonna reset she hits her head she's like okay yeah we're gonna see you next month this is uh this has been horrendous yeah and so uh she like like slowly gets out of the car she's like who the hell did

i just take on this driving test um she comes back and she gives me my papers and i think it's one of those things that she just didn't want to have to relive that experience she's like yeah she accuses your driver's license just be safe and i'm like oh thank god she passed you she passed me she needs to be under investigation you could have been oh my gosh no she passed him when he was driving 20 that's like that's as illegal as going like 20 over going 20 that's that's so dangerous yeah she passed she passed me i think she just felt bad she had better not be employed i was having heart palpitations yeah what that's like the um uh all right yeah i'll just say that's like that's like uh i don't know all football fans but tua recently oh yeah that's like he's hurt and y'all just said go again he's good to go yeah and they put him on a plane

in insane speaking of florida i I want to shout out to all. Well, not shout out. That sounds bad. But fuck. Prayers and thoughts to all of the people in Florida right now. I've gotten some DMs and y'all have reposted y'all watching the podcast and like no energy. Like electricity. Yeah.

And they're like, this is the only thing getting me through Ida. What's his name? Ivan ivan ian jerome we shouldn't be making drago but shout out to y'all i pray that all y'all are safe and everything goes speaking of a hurricane i had a hurricane inside my apartment oh he did it was absolutely did so it was insane oh my that was so it can't but the crazy part is it never even hit like the rain never got to and we live like 30 minutes from each other never touched us once it's like it was just like we're gonna attack peyton right now in his apartment destroy his apartment and then just sit back up and leave i'll put the video inside of the discord and maybe on instagram follow me at instagram at psha um came out of nowhere literally i know so i was laying on my couch watching the jeffrey dahmer jeffrey dahmer show

throw up that smelled horrid that smelled awful okay quick side note do you believe when people are like oh when their farts smell just outrageously bad that means they have a clean inside like a clean system i do believe that because my ex-girlfriend she ate like really healthy like she was on a she was a health nut she was all never mind she was a health nut and when she would use my bathroom number two you would have to clear that whole floor like it was awful see i mean my again weird side note but my farts have been real bad recently like are you like rotten thing but i've been on i've been not eating good but you know i've been dabbling in the bacon the

grease department a little bit i'm not like there's nothing healthy that i've been consuming i think it's it takes time it's not a recent thing okay because you know my diet right yeah we all do beef and air beef air a couple supplemental meals of bacon a couple primes, and that's it. And they don't stink like that. See? I don't know. So I think it's a good sign.

Like, I'll die at 36, but, like, at least I don't stink while I'm here. My mom's not going to like that joke. Sorry, bud. Hey, don't you ever. Yeah. Back to it. So, yeah. So I was laying on the couch watching the Jeffrey Dahmer show.

I know. And I watched. What the hell was that? Bro, at first, I thought you were like... I thought you were like getting mad because you kept sniffing or something. Dude, I... Oh, my God. I can never bring...

Like, we can't do these in the morning. My intrusive thought won. If we do these in the morning... Yeah, that was full-blown Zoomies attack. Like, what in the morning my intrusive thought one in the morning yeah that was full-blown zoomies attack like what in the hell was that you what possessed you to do that your inner demon just just tried to make an appearance on the podcast it just came out i thought you were going like i literally thought you were saying why is this happening to me? Because you kept sniffing, and you just went into a full-blown monologue. You'd be like, Ryan.

What on earth just happened? I was in utter disbelief. Okay, I'm making it an official ban. We're never doing an early morning episode. When we do early mornings, I feel obligated to provide some coffee, bring them both. And he's just not allowed to have, I know I've said it before, but no more empty threats. Sorry. You can't have that ever again.

I'm sorry. Oh my God. I don't know what just happened. Me neither. I don't feel safe. Did you poo? No. It smells like poo.

You probably did when you had your little exorcism over there. All sorts of bodily fluids and gases probably came out. I am moist right now oh i was like i was laying on the couch watching the jeffrey dahmer uh show and it was bright outside like 98 degrees sunny no clouds middle of the day yeah and so all of a sudden i'm my window so i'm laying here and my window's right here right where this like kind of TV is but it's like facing this way right I mean The TV's here in the windows right here, so I can't really see the window all of a sudden. I just hear I'm like somebody's slapping my glass

I look back and it is just like all you can see it approaching a storm just like this curtain of gray and and and and wind and rain and it just it just overcomes and just sadness and it's sort of have you ever slapped glass before doing it it goes like ripple effect now it's like yes yeah exactly that's just our time i have like floor-to-ceiling windows that take up like the whole wall in my apartment. And it's just. Shut up. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. And so it's just going boom, boom.

And I'm like, damn, damn. And I'm like, okay, that's weird. And I was like, let me just turn up the Jeffrey Dahmer show to like. I don't want to act like it's not here. But all of a sudden, my couch starts shaking. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no. This is bad. And I'm moving.

Full blown invasion from Mother Nature. I shouldn't be moving when I'm laying. That should happen unless i'm causing we're under siege right now like she's trying to take this entire complex with her yeah so i'm like holy shit that's weird and until that happens for about 45 seconds i'm like okay i need to actually look get up and like evaluate the situation i look over half my apartment is in water i'm like no no and I get over I get up and I'm trying to like figure out if my my balcony door is open it's not now my ankles are wet I hate when my ankles are wet and I didn't cause it to be if I didn't tell my ankles to be wet don't be wet you know what I mean no you don't you like when your ankles are wet I mean I wouldn't say no but

it's not like an overarching like part of my hierarchy like if if i don't tell you to get wet and my ankles are wet the day's ruined it is i hate like some you had some past trauma from that one maybe i do where were your ankles wet before i don't remember i need to probably talk to somebody about that like pure like deep emotion i don't like it hey where my ankles are wet i don't like it it. It makes me sad. I will never forget the seventh grade. That was deep-rooted. Maybe that's why I can't swim. Ooh.

Therapy session. Here we go. Dr. P. First thing is admitting. Find the root of the problem and then face it. And so I grab like 10 bath towels and I'm just trying to sludge this water out of my apartment. You and for all the OG listeners who's heard the other flooding Olivia's grandpa's bathroom. He has this thing where his instant thought is, okay, there's water everywhere where water's not supposed to be. Instead of trying to find maybe the problem, then clean it up.

He just goes, towels, towel, towel, towel, towel, towel. Water's still coming in he just thinks this this great wall of linen is just gonna stop this flood great wall of linen is hilarious he just sits there and just thinks that's it that's gonna be the secret code later that is funny as hell that's what that's your thought process you're just like towel towel it's like band-aids over a gushing wound and he just thinks that's the he's like all right i'm good now i can lay back down yeah oh find where the water is coming from assess it fix it golly no but he he sent a video did you put that in discord y'all might get to see that you'll probably get i'll put in the discord because i mean it was but the crazy part is we were on the phone like an hour before all of this happened so that's why it was like like you said completely sunny we're talking about

stuff just getting stuff squared away and then he calls me back he's like hey are you in this tsunami like i am and i'm like what so i look out my window butterflies rainbows sunshine i'm just like oh chilling and i'm like what are you talking about shut up? He's like alright watch this and he sends me the video It's literally his glass The towels are literally lining his baseboards like the windows. I'm just like Jeffrey Dahmer's Just munching on a forearm like it's I mean, it's just a wild scene going on Shit, oh my shoe came off Leave it on i know you said it came off like so

like like you're like you're moving or something like you like it fell or something you're sitting there fidgeting with it my ears it's why are you itching just breathe why are my ears like oh there's like like a coat on grimy boy i just showered before I got here Wait let me see It's grease I think it's from my hair Funkmaster Flex for real

Okay I don't I'm sorry for y'all I apologize Okay Cam said he had a surprise for me And nine times Oh do I

Oh do I Nine times out of ten When Cam said he has a surprise for me and nine oh do i oh do i nine times out of ten when cam said he has a surprise for me it doesn't end up good for me so what do you want you're welcome you're welcome so you know our bit i'm there's no even secretive like i said you're gonna suffer because he made me chew on cactuses straight from hell literally satan's minions were in were in that chip like it was the hottest it's unbelievable and if you think i'm exaggerating like look up other people eating it like it is sorry it's horrendous they started putting um so like they already had the warning labels on the actual packaging packaging but they put it on like the shelf yeah like where the chip is so because of that because i had fireballs in my mouth you're gonna eat some more canned meat camp no yeah you are we

agreed that you agreed that i that you're gonna eat what i bring and i went through y'all's comments i saw not an overwhelming amount but i saw a couple that stood out so you're eating good old sardines no i'm not yes you are you are eating fish in a can no cam i can't cam i can't do that i don't care i truly don't have at it buddy why is it not cold it's for you to find out what even is a sardine I truly don't. Have at it, buddy. Why is it not cold? It's for you to find out. What even is a sardine? Oh, no! Oh, no, no, Kim.

Those are... Oh, my God. Oh, God, look at this. You're about to spill on your pants. That looks... Oh, is that oil? Is it just sitting in... Oh, it's sitting in... Oh. It's sitting in like musk.

Oh. That's bad. You dripped some on your shoe. Oh, my God. There's like a metallic layer over it. It's literally like... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Your ankles are wet. Not only are they wet, but it's wet from sardine gut oil. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is bad. Oh, my God. It looks like uncooked steak. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. It's making me shiver. Yeah, that's... Yeah, no. You're eating it, too. That's the best part. Dude, it smells like me shiver. Yeah, that's... Yeah, no, you're eating it too. That's the best part. Dude, it smells like... You're gonna suffer. I suffered.

You're gonna... You are dripping sardine guts oil funk. What are you... What are you, checking the authenticity? Pick it up. Dude, it's literally like little fishes in here. Yeah. It's like little tadpoles that are inside of here.

Yeah. Enjoy it. Oh, God. I literally see a face. I see a fish's face in here. He's looking at me. Don't make eye contact. He's looking at me.

Where did... Okay. Where's the nearest body of water where you get this from? Don't know. There's no river here. Good old Wally world Walmart had a supply and I said this is possum hip inside here. Yeah, that might be monkey knuckles But hey, you're gonna go for it and that's my revenge. Oh god. It's literally got scales, bro. Oh

It's nice and tender it's falling right off the is Is there there's bones? Oh? There's bones in here. There's bones cam cam cam this is bones in here i'm about to throw up right now no you're not you have to eat it first you're you're eating a skeleton you're eating an organism you're eating an organism please don't get trash can you haven't even been please don't get trash can the trash can, Cam. Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam. That's a torso. That's a guppy torso right here.

That is a guppy's torso. Bring it in front of me. Oh my God. No, I'm not going to lie. That looks like straight up cat food. My knuckles are white. There's like white residue that's going. It's at scales. It's at scales.

It's at scales. Oh my God. This is fish bait. Yeah. No, it literally looks like you dipped your fingers into like a garbage disposal. Cam. Oh my God. Is that hair?

Like, do these things have- All right, ready? Hey, hey. Oh, it's full. God damn. It's tender. It's falling off the bone. I want a new piece.

It's been nice and seasoned. Oh. Oh my God. It looks like you're bone. I want a new piece. It's been nice and seasoned. Oh. Oh, my God. It looks like you're feeding a feline. Look at that. That's its gills. That's its gills. That's its respiratory system right there.

Who eats this? You, but yeah. Who decides one day I'm going to go to Target and I'm going to be like, I want fish guts. Like, who's doing that? That was me, but Walmart to get some payback on you for making me eat fire so you know we're just gonna get through this together ready i don't feel well yeah you're tearing up you have a tear on your left eye oh my god all right you're not having a good time anymore cam he's crying he's actually he has not even bit into it i'm not having a good time

anymore man yeah well i didn't have a good time and i suffered for 30 minutes so this yeah there's a dude it's like a whole fish family here no it is yeah you're you're about to eat the bubble guppies or the bubble guppies whatever yeah you're it's it's bad oh dude it smells literally like like like like horse shit it's like a horse it's like a shit in this can. No, yeah. In this scenario, you are the cat, and we're feeding felines. Hey, whoever buys this is keeping this market open. You belong under the prison with no daylight. I might screenshot the few comments that said sardines.

Maybe get sardines and show y'all some love in the discord. My nose is running. Yeah, and your eyes are too. You ready? Here we go can't five wait wait four no just wait for i'll run and get water no no no no that that napkin so i can dry my hands off right after you're gonna just grab it right now right now ready five four three two one go for it i went i went for it with the chip. Go for it. Go for it. What was that hanging? Go for it. Go for it.

Do not dump the whole thing. Oh, my God. This smell is horrendous. He looks like he took a liver shot from Muhammad Ali. Here. Oh. Damn it. Breathe.

Breathe. Why can't you see? It's always the revision. Here. All right, describe it. Start giving. Oh, my God. A chunk just fell out of your hand.

Okay, I'd say we... Oh, there's chunks everywhere. Oh, my God. I can't grab it. It's fighting back. Why would you do this to me? Because you made me bite Arizona pretty much. It's not fair anymore. I was chewing on the hottest thing ever.

So, literally, hottest chip in the world. You made me do that and suffer. I need a beverage. Oh, you need some help. You need more than a beverage. You need a dentist visit. A piece just fell into my drink. No, it didn't.

No. It's floating in there. Hurry, get it out of the first drink. Hey, the way that fish looked, it might start swimming around in here. Get it out of the first drink. You're good to go. It's like the smell is stuck in me. Some smell it's it was no the smell was outrageous the smell is like it's like following me it's like not leaving no it's it's inside of you every time i get i try to get

some o2 it's there it's not that's uh that's not okay i feel like my vision is blurred bro it's like in my left side of my mouth right now like i hate throwing up yeah your tears have cut your tears have your tears have uh expired yeah dude i think i'm never gonna eat that a day in my life by the way i think i pooted i think you did too shit you're probably sweating pooting choking everything yeah go ahead and get you some good old prime and we'll uh we'll call it quits dog truce i'm not shaking that hand i need water that fish infested hand you got water right there i don't i don't know why i said that i don't need it i'm that was me with the chip i was straight delirious dog we how far is this gonna go i don't know we can we can call it truce for a

couple couple weeks the next thing we have to make a truce the next thing we try we do it together that was supposed to be the last one so I don't I can't shake on that it's in my fingernails cam it's in my fingernails it's in my fingernails get it get it get it get it get it get it for me get that sea world infested hand away from me. Dog, it was literally, I ate fish bait. Who's keeping this market alive to eat that? Who's choosing to do that? Oh, yeah. That was kibble.

That's not good. Dog, my hands are like glossy. Yeah, they are. No, that's the oil. Oh, my God. There was bones in there. Yeah. I ate a skeleton.

Yeah, you ate bones, 100%. That's disgusting. It's probably a natural floss going on in your system right now. It might puncture something going down. Oh, it's slipping and sliding down there. Oh, God, it's alive in there. It's swimming. It found a new life.

It found a new fishbowl. Oh, God. The podcast isn't over because... Oh! Yeah, I don't know why you did that. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for watching this episode of the you should know podcast that

he survived he's still alive it's like still on my fingers easily that's the worst thing he's eaten so shout out to the vienna sausage lovers clearly it's not that bad when you compare it to fish with bones sitting in a pile of oil i'll eat vienna sausages every day of the week there we go we've converted him baby no you haven't but i would would rather it than that. No, we've converted him. That's like saying, would you rather be waterboarded or stabbed a hundred times? Neither is good, but you got to pick one.

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