You Should Know Podcast - EATING THE WORLDS HOTTEST BEAN! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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That was a, oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, that wasn't ideal. Now why? That wasn't ideal. Now why? That wasn't ideal. Why in the hell? Why in God's green earth would you ever think,

this is up on a block of styrofoam, and you're going to drop kick it? On a block of what? On a block of styrofoam. Styrofoam. There you go. That's what I was saying. You said styrofoam. No, I said styrofoam.

Back to you, Randy Orton. Don't ever drop. Why did you just drop kick my guy? Because, okay, technically, I wasn't trying to drop kick the equipment. I think you gave me a headache. You made my own brain hurt. I was trying to land on it and do a cool surfer move with my hips because you know I got good hip appendage.

Am I all right to be pissed off right now? I'm feeling kind of angry. I'm feeling slightly pissed at you. Why? You just disintegrated my couch to the underworld. You jumped up and you went, Co-host Cam's back. He slammed that sucker.

He said, hold on, red light! If you want to know that story, it's going to be on Patreon. Oh my god. Co-host Cam is here with a bad couch. How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. I hit a nasty jig. I tried to get both legs in it. I couldn't.

Can we talk about you trying to assassinate my niece? Let's put that out there right now. Okay, no. Cam tried to kill Janet Little Ruby, the mascot of YSK. First of all, he hates the dog. I love the dog. No, no, no. You secretly hate her.

You only love her when she's cute. You don't take her on her bad days she's never really cute you don't okay then she's a little she's adorable you don't take her in her worst moments when her ailments are very very seen but it's not just her moments it's moments caused by you they're not caused by me she's her own creature great she's a dog not a woman she Okay, so Cam got a new house, right? He's so rich. No, I'm not. Big house. Oh, my God.

Look it up on Zillow. I'm in the red now. I'm in the red. I gave him everything I have, and I got four walls. Cool. No, you got a little more than four. No, there's... That's a lot of walls.

There's four walls. On a house? On a house. There's four main walls. How many walls are in your room? Four. How many walls are in the upstairs room? Four. How many walls are in the upstairs room? Four.

How many walls are in the other room? Four. How many walls are in the bathroom upstairs? Four. How many walls are in the loft? Four. No, there's not. Three.

There's four. Three. There's four. There's no wall in the back where the stairs are. Hey, so in my loft, if we're watching the game, you can just walk outside and just fall off. That's not a wall. Holy off. That's not a wall. Holy shit. That's not a wall.

Behind the couch on the loft? That's the whole point of a loft. There's not a wall there. Holy shit. But the couch, the couch that the TV was leaning on, it was an imaginary wall. We could walk straight through it. We can just fall into the kitchen. You can't see over that?

Holy shit. It's, it's. Are you kidding me? Anyway, Cam put fertilizer in Ruby's food. No, I did not. No, I did not. No, I did not. So, Cam. No, no, no.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stop. If this was in a court of law, do I get to speak for myself? Don't. It just sunk again. Stop. Stop breaking my couch or switch it.

We already did. Stop. Let me talk. What's your end game here, buddy? You're going to make me throw a fit. You're going to make me throw a fit. I'm going to throw this couch over there and take yours. It didn't sound as powerful.

So Cam got a new yard, right? Yes. Came out sitting on like an acre of land. Oh, my God. He's thinking about buying cock-a-doodle-doo roosters and piglet bits no and so basically he was like i'm a father now about to be a father i just got a house i have a wife oh the whole shebang american dream all that stuff right why oh cut it out the muted i don't care cam's like white picket fence White white white white white white white White white white white white white Every single wall in my house is white

So Cam He was like let me do my grass outside Even though the grass was just put there two weeks ago What is there to do with the yard And there's a random tree in the back A lot of insects a lot of creatures out there A lot of what insects Hey I can speak.

All right? Let's just make that the baseline. I'm a grown-ass man that can talk the same language as you. Don't keep correcting me. You're not my professor. You're not my teacher. I can speak. Continue.

I'm not teaching you anything. I said insects. Insects. In. See, I don't have to say that. It's not sex. Oh, my God. I know you're wildly horned. No, I know you know a lot about sex.

You have more sex than I do. No. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Who has more sex? You. Cam. You.

Not well. Okay. Overall, life? No, no, that doesn't count. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,. Anytime Ruby sees anything, she's like, can I eat that? She's not supposed to eat the grass. She is big body and she practices gluttony. It's sinful. She is a walking sin, right?

God save her. Okay, the yard, there's a lot of insects. You get a new yard, you want to protect it. And I did this for Ruby. I got a big 25-pound bag bug be gone it said it kills 130 different types of insects including t uh ticks fleas and she needs that ticks fleas and grubs it's like a little worm with horns scary creature nasty anyway i fertilized the whole lawn i turned my irrigation system on it waters i did i got an irrigation system on. It waters.

I did want to get that one. I got an irrigation system. I thought that was pretty cool. It came to the house. But I turned my sprinklers on. I water it. And then the dog goes out hours later. She doesn't eat grass. She's not a herbivore.

She likes me. Herbivore. So now you're correct in my age. Is it herbal tea or herbal tea? Herbal. It's herbal tea. So it's an herbivore. So now you're correct in my H. Is it herbal tea or herbal tea? Herbal. It's herbal tea. So it's herbivore. Is it home or ohm?

What is it? H's can be said in different ways. So piss off and sit in your seat at a right angle. And if you want to crunch a couch, crunch your own. The dog goes out. She never eats grass. She eats the grass one time that has the bug be gone in it. Now her stomach's...

All right. There we go. She was throwing up. She was doing twists in twisted her neck she was really going through it last night but it's over she's good okay so i'm saying i said all that go to hell that's where you're going no okay my i have a dog experience too nothing hurts more what i thought you're gonna bring up malcolm no he's on his way out every time malcolm wakes up and my and i don't like every morning i wake up i check my phone if i don't have a text from my group family group message saying hey malcolm has passed on they

done got him then i'm like oh wow he's what a blessing he's on borrowed time you know what i mean he's playing on house money he could go broke any second that's so sad no i heard he started in the whimper when he walks now now that's sad yeah that's sad but he has bad bad back tires can he still see or no no he has great vision hearing is gone great vision great vision no you can see a mile away it's it's ears it's the ears and the legs that's the only thing and a mile away and dusty on his last breath you could be right in front of him waving Dusty had bad pancreatics. Yeah, just like my meemaw. That's what's the cancer pancreas That's a lethal part of the body to have cancer at it's not where you would ideally want it

You don't want it at all If you have to pick a cancer, it's definitely not the pancreas. Yeah, back to the dog. Rest in peace, Meemaw. I love... Rest in peace, Meemaw. Miss the milk rice. So... Milk rice? Milk rice. Oh, we talked about it. Yeah, she used to make a mean milk rice. Is she foreign?

She's German. So the simple answer would have been yes. Oh, a podcast so i was trying to give more explanation i was trying to be more charismatic learn okay so i anytime i see a pooch i'm a pooch lover you know me i love a damn pooch big time if i see a pooch even if it has the service thing on it i'm like can i touch your service animal and a lot of y'all service animals aren't service animals i was about to say what's the qualification nowadays what is it i mean so many people have a service dog and it's like you're working in the same building as me you don't need service well even if you do need service that french bulldog with one eye is not

servicing shit too tight of a vest because you overfeed him. Like, it's service animal. Oh, my God. Talk to him. Yeah, it's, oh, my God. My mom's friend. Hey, I'm lonely. Give me a service dog.

My mom's friend, Allison. She lives in Arizona, and I'm so sorry, Allison, for putting your business out there. She had a ferret dog, and she made it a service animal, and there was a ferret on an American Airlines flight. Allison belongs in hell for that. Let me, if I'm eating my bisque off with Cam's ginger round next to me and there's a ferret coming across me, I'm calling. If I'm indulging on mini pretzels and Timon from the Lion King comes into my aisle I am literally

gonna bust the window open and throw his ass out. If there's a ferret in 27C on a Delta aircraft the whole bird is going down and I mean that with all of my heart and soul.

If I would have seen a ferret on an aircraft, there's no way I don't have a conversation with the owner. There's no way. Like what could that ferret possibly- What is he servicing? What does he make better for you? Can he call out an anxiety attack? What the does a ferret even sound like, bro?

Oh! Oh my Oh! Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Oh! I'm sorry. No! It didn't go where I wanted it to.

Oh, my God. It didn't go where I was supposed to. Oh. I'm so sorry. It didn't go... Oh, man. It was like when you whip a towel or like a pillow fight and a corner kind of catches you. You can hit me. It was an accident. I don't need to hit you. Do you have a scratch corny owl?

No. I think it just. It was one of those things. We're good. We're good. It was barely. The mic caught it. I'm so glad we don't have HR here. Oh man. Saying that to say right my pooch story. Yeah. Back on track. So it was me and cj in the car we were gonna go get some late night tres leches and um and ranch waters from a local mexican spot where we go to and i was trying to court the the the manager there but she had a boyfriend don't you throw that hat don't throw the hat first off can i say that's a wicked cuisine of ranch what you want tequila and cake? It's your eye.

No, it hurt. It did hurt. It's one of those things. It's like it just can't open. It's good, though. It's just watering. That's not good. It can't open.

No, I'm saying it's just watering. The You Should Know Podcast. Back to my pooch story. Okay. So, anytime I see a pooch, I want to touch it, right? I love a good pooch. I don't care if it's fat, short, little. Especially if my god i heard you like him young okay so so it was me and cj we were driving to get a tres leches and a ranch water nasty that's what we'd like that is

nasty and i was there and i wore all my jewelry because i wanted to change her mind on her boyfriend sorry didn't work because i got nervous when she talked to me so we're pulling up to this red light the car next to us right there was already parked to the left lane it was already in the red light right it was already at the red light i see from the distance as we're pulling up big pooch out the window like like a german shepherd ass pooch so cute though i love a good germy i love one. Like a real worthy service animal. And there's nothing I can control. It's like how some people feel with babies when they see a baby.

Like, I want to suck your feet or whatever. Y'all weird adults. Don't y'all do something with the feet? I think the expressions bite the feet. Sucking toes on an infant is creepy, dog. That is jail time. That's not what I meant, but I don't understand how people like babies. Stop.

I don't understand how people like babies. I. I don't understand how people like babies. I don't get it. They're so cute. Wait until you see my son, hopefully. Let's hope he's cute. You're going to see this eventually, and hey, I hope you're cute. You know Uncle P won't lie to you. I'll be like, you looked like that ferret on the plane.

Here you go. So as we were pulling up, I saw it, and I go, oh my God, CJ's a pooch. Just like that. I roll my window down, and I'm going right next to this thing, and I start to go my God, CJ's a pooch. I'm just like that. I roll my window down and I'm going right next to this thing and I started to go, hey pooch. It looks at me and it goes, and it's like trying to get out of the car. I'm like, oh, genuinely I did.

I was like, oh shit. And I like backed up and was like doing this and it was like dead. Like if it had the opportunity to, it would have taken everything from me. It would have taken my legs and my nipples. It would have taken everything from me. It would have taken my legs and my nipples. It would have taken everything I own. And that's like, there's nothing more degrading than that when a dog is trying to attack you.

Oh, my God. Like, it hurts your feelings. It 100% does, but the only thing you can parlay on it to make it worse is when the owner doesn't give a shit. They didn't. When they don't stop it, they don't try, they're just like, they literally went like this. Like, they looked back at me and then they rolled the window slightly so that dog

couldn't get out. And then there was the Taco Bell dog, a little ass chween, Wawa, in the front passenger and he was looking at me like,

what the fuck? Sin. The You Should Know Podcast. Yeah, that was the worst ever. Do you think you've had more sex in your life, or have you cried more? Okay, no, no, no.

Actually, before... I'm going to do a series of those. I'm going to name two things, and I want you to tell me what you think you've done more of. Okay. You think you had more sex, or have you cried more? I've had more sex. 100%.

So is that lack of emotions, or are you cried more? I've had more sex. 100%. So is that lack of emotions or are you just an animal? You just don't give a shit? No, it's easier for me to like... It's easier for you to have sex than cry? I'm crying right now. I can't be like that. Wait, like happy or sad cry because i happy

like i i laugh cry all the time does that count i say let's add it and i think you're still no no if laugh cry if it's sad cry then definitely sex okay because i can't cry bro like it takes like i'll bottle three years worth of shit that i should cry about wait for a super traumatic incident and i'll let all that three years out for like 10 minutes and i'll be like all right because i'll look at myself and be a clown you look in the mirror you're naked you're flaccid and you're crying it's like who are you okay i like this game okay what's up what else do you think you've blinked more or breathed more inhale and exhale or blinks i would say breathe because your eyes are closing your sleep so i'm pretty sure that takes up most of the time like that however the disadvantage have

you ever seen how many blinks you've had in one breath you're blinking right now and you have no clue you're like that's a good way do people blink more breathe more in their life what are you thinking what are you thinking take it outside of me, just people in general. Well you're a person so let's put it back inside you. That's kind of why I'm talking to you. So... Wow. Wow. Blink or inhale, next to it. Oh my god. Take it.

What? What? And you just spit. Your mouth does wonder. Oh, my God. No, no, no. No. No, no. I did not mean to.

No, no. No, no. No, no, no. Okay. Back to it. You got a lot of limbs. What am I saying? Back to it.

Okay. You blink or you breathe more? I'm going to go breath. Because I have to breathe. I don't have to blink. Yeah, you do. No,'m going to go breath. Because I have to breathe. I don't have to blink. Yeah, you do. No, I don't have to. You literally have to blink.

I can stare for a long time. I can't hold my breath for a long time. If I do that, I'll die. If I open my eyes for a long time, I'll be okay. If I hold my breath for too long, it's the end of my regime. It's the end of my conquest. All right, next one. Ready?

Yes. Do you think you've hidden more light switches? Okay. Or knocked more? Oh, God. I'm bad at both. What does that even mean? What does that mean you're bad at hitting the switch?

Okay. No, because you know I keep all the lights on. You do keep the lights on. When I leave for a month, my house lights will be on because I don't want my furniture to get lonely. But you never knock either because you don't go places. I was going to say, I don't want my furniture to get lonely. But you never knock either because you don't go places. I don't want my furniture to get lonely whenever I'm out. Your furniture doesn't have a soul or emotions, so I think you're clear. They get to watch TV and they get to see.

That's fairness to my pots and pans and my furniture. That's only fair. You don't own pots and pans and your couch doesn't give a shit about a TV show. And knocking, I don't knock on doors. I'm always afraid you know i'm not a communicative kind of guy but what what is there to be afraid of what's on the other side you're choosing to go to that hotel it's not a mystery door in the forest no but i'm saying like i remember for when i worked at orange jury fitness they wanted us to do door-to-door

door-to-door gorilla marketing sales yeah and they were like go to the other's businesses and like hey you want a gym membership and i said no i can't do that you got to fire me or you got to get somebody else to do it and so they're like you can do it and i was like okay i guess i can i just kind of would open the door and throw the like the little business card like come work out yeah you run off okay light switches or knock final answer i would say would say light switches. I genuinely don't knock. I don't want to talk to any of you. How many light switches have you hit today? What?

Two? Four. No, I spend a lot of time in my bathroom and closet. Because I have different lighting. I have different lighting for when I shit. I have different lighting for when I shower. And I have a different lighting for when I brush my teeth. I make that one special because it's rare.

You know what I mean? You have different modes of ambient lighting. Yeah. Depending on what you're doing with your body in your bathroom. Now that you live in an actual place, you can start doing that with yours now. Oh, okay. Okay. So let's hear your thing.

What does a shit lighting look like for Peyton? Shit lighting? It's bright. It's bright. Oh, I thought it'd be opposite. No be opposite no no it's super bright I oftentimes poop in pitch black yeah but I'm not ashamed you know what I mean I like this okay so I'm ashamed of my genitalia my god-given gifts fed to where that's why I poop in the dark? Yeah. And you just go like this. I'm like, thank you, Jesus. Another day with him, huh? With him.

And I'm like, he's floating today in there, isn't he? But, and, and, in just case anything splatters, I get to see it. It's none of your business. With the shower, with the shower, all the lights are off in in my bathroom except for i have a dome light right above my shower it's like a spotlight and i can sing the weekend loud as shit and i it's way too late you know i have that video when we were in la when you were singing uh in the shower what song were you singing oh my god it was some weekend song but then you came out and you were

in your your uh underwear and you were going crazy to key clock i want to post that video on patreon so bad but all my genitalia is yeah there's some movement and then lastly for whenever i shout when i brush my teeth it's, pitch black because there's so much blood. It looks like someone got capped in my sink. I'm like, did somebody just have a tooth extraction in here? Or did I just try to floss for the first time in the quarterly year? You know what I mean? Jesus Christ.

Okay, so your final answer was flip the switch? You do a lot of bathroom techniques? Are you real? I think so. Are you a real person i think so all right last one okay have you listened to more music by hours we go hours listen to more music or watched more tv listen to more music i don't believe that for the slightest why i do not believe that in a shadow of a doubt. Why? What makes you think that? Every single night, your TV, every single day, your TV is on from the moment you open

your eyes to the moment you just said you keep it on for your furniture. For my furniture. You said, I keep that on for my appliances, my furniture, so they're not lonely and sad. I don't physically watch it. I'll turn it on, flip it on a good channel, and they'll be like, enjoy. And then I'm upstairs listening to The Weeknd butt naked thinking about my ex. In the pitch black while you're brushing your teeth and bleeding. There's no way.

All the movies you watch at night. Because you've got to think, majority of the time when you listen to music, it's in your car. Majority. No. I listen to music in the shower when you listen to music, it's in your car. Majority. No. I listen to music in the shower. I listen to it when I'm just doing daily things. How?

I listen to a lot of music. Why do you think DJP is DJP? I have a huge music serato. You used to drive music. What? Serato. Is that disease? What is that?

Serato. No, exactly my point. You don't know English. I don't know. I would have just called it a collection. Yeah, sure. You drive. You used to drive a lot listen yeah and you drive now i don't there's so many times i'm at your house for hours on end because you're and i don't hear music because you're at my house oh so i ruin your musical vibe you run a lot for me i have had like a weird like

misfortune like uh trilogy recently what let's run that back i've had like a lot of misfortunes happen to me and like it's so weird things will go really great for me right it seems like i can't miss like everything is going good and then one thing happens and i know in my brain like i'm about to have a week of shit you know i mean something it's gonna go bad bad bad bad what are those what are those knobs is it like something that happens to you something that's out of your control no something that happens to me it still could be out of my control but something that happens to me like i can't give you an example because it'll get too personal but like something will happen i'll be like shit this is the start of the down of the downturn right now like it's about to be a snowball effect

we're like trading like i'll know like that you're candling and then you boom like like i'll be driving to my car something will happen i'll be like damn now it's about to be a week of this you go you literally go well all right i gotta clear next weekend 100 and it helps it honestly does because i've i've i sit and reflect a lot so i know the patterns of my life it happened this last week right you gotta write a book it happened this i am it happened this last week right i was finally finally finally going to clean my car i was like yes i could clean my car it's so nasty it's gross and i thought i was gonna have a lovely woman come stay with me and i was like she's gonna ride around in the car let me make it somewhat presentable because if you look at my car on just a normal day crime scene toenails fingernails chips doritos

there's literally like just munchies like it's like somebody opened the munchies and you're like it was disgusting. Yeah. Enough water to survive a hike. The people in the back. Bullshit! No, no, no. I've never seen the backseat. There's like always makeup in the backseat. Or there's your energy drinks that you drink in the thing. Like I don't

drink. There's things that I know that are not mine in there. And it's okay. Holy shit. Or there's snacks that are from the studio that I know you eat and you left in the back. I'm being honest. It's okay. You've done it. Out of everything in your car. I will say I've done that.

Out of everything in your car, what percentage is from other people? It doesn't matter. There's stuff from other people. What percentage? It doesn't matter. That definitely matters. I've never left anything in your car. Holy shit.

Oh my God. Name one thing I've left in your car. You've intentionally left things in my car. I said, hey, grab that. You close my door and you go like that and you run inside your house. You go, eh. Yeah. Run off.

Outside of that. That's one right there. Outside of that. Don't go back on your word now. No, just genuinely leaving something in the car. You leave bottles and you leave chip trash. That's not true. You're a chip-eating son of a bitch.

That's not true. Anyway, I was going to clean my car, right? And so I went to the car wash. The lovely people at the car wash for fans of the video they said you're paid you go ahead and get it that's for free so i get there get a free car wash and they give me the expensive shit where they wipe down your car for you and i was like i felt like a king cj was in the car with me right now it's time to vacuum the toenails the fingernails and the munchies that just are all over the floor and you're trash so it was so much stuff you can barely see the

floorboard in my car it's awful so i'm starting to vacuum cj was doing jack shit the whole time sitting in the passenger seat it's a fact he was sitting there on his phone i can 100 see that i was vacuuming i was vacuuming it took like 10 15 minutes i was in the back i did everything floorboards perfect and now i was just getting miscellaneous stuff like cup holders little creases in the seat just dumb stuff but it was completely done now under my screen on my Tesla's that charging pad right it's like a little slope my mailbox key was there so I started to vacuum around there CJ grabs the mailbox key off so I can vacuum more it's like thank you you're finally doing something making your life worth something so I was like perfect and so I can vacuum more. I was like, thank you. You're finally doing something. Making your life worth something. So I was like, perfect. And so I'm vacuuming, I'm vacuuming.

But now I've been doing it for so long, I'm just kind of like going. Like you're mindlessly vacuuming. I look away for like four seconds to start to vacuum something else. I saw a little speck. I was like, let me go vacuum this. I go back immediately to that spot

and I'm not even looking. All I hear is... And I was like, what the was that? I vacuumed up our mailbox key because CJ didn't have the patience to just leave it in his pocket until we were done with our activity for the day. So now the IRS can't contact me me i don't have means of mailbox and now i have to pay hundreds of dollars to get a new mailbox key holy shit that's the kind of luck i go through whenever i'm on my spree of bad shit happening to me you knew that right there was gonna trigger just an awful week oh my god yeah i I was like, seven days of my life, CJ. Appreciate you, bro. His Evo Pekka was more important than your mail.

Yeah. I was like, what's an Evo Pekka? An Evo Pekka. It's off the game he's playing. Oh. It does sound crazy. If you have no clue what it means, you sucked up your mail key and it's gone forever. Aaron Hernandez.

It's a comedy thing. No, it is. It is. I didn't make up the joke. and it's gone forever. Aaron Hernandez. It's a comedy thing. No, it is. I didn't make up the joke. I'm there with you. I'm there with you. Allison also had a huge crush on Aaron Hernandez and she said something whenever he... I can't say it here. Maybe on Patreon. My mom also thought Aaron Hernandez was fine.

Did he have that effect on most women? He was a good looking dude. My mom is extremely attracted to Dwayne Wade. Dwayne Wade. Every time she gets a chance, she goes, he's so handsome. And I'm like, hey, what about Mike? I'm like, stick to Mike. What is your mom's type?

I've never thought about it. I don't know. I have no clue. Who's your mom's crush outside of Dwayne Wade? That's a sick crush. I think it's Dwayne Wade crush outside of Dwayne? That's a sick crush. I think it's Dwayne Way. She likes Dwayne Johnson as well. Everybody does.

She likes Dwayne. You're Dwayne. You got Lisa. Let me put that out there. All right, Lisa. She's a big fan of George Strait. Big fan of him. Music and looks.

She has no consistency. There's none. I mean, she's just circling shit. She's all over the place. I don't know what the hell my dad likes outside of my mom. That means that's a sign of a good man? Good man. Is it?

Because I know what my dad likes. You mean my dad is the same? I am my father's son. He's just like me. He's on a documentary. You're just like him. Oh, yeah. Wait, he shares the same type of appreciation?

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The You Should Know Podcast. I have something. Okay, you just said a story. Okay. Honest to God, I couldn't breathe for a little bit. That would piss me off to no end, knowing I ruined my own mailing situation. I mean, it was really that bad. It was me.

You lazy sack of coins. No, it was definitely you. It was definitely you. And can we put this out there? K-Rob is a walking vending machine. You know, K-Rob, if you were watching last episode, K-Rob was the guy sitting right there. Big dog K-Rob. Love him to death.

One of the funniest guys ever. K-Rob has about $40 of coins on him at all times bro he stayed in my house for three days i'll be walking i just see pennies dimes nickels all over my floor like he just shits out coins dog it's like who carries that many coins in 2025 grown man shit when your pockets are lined with copper and and you know penny okay there's another strange fact you know pennies cost more to make than they do in value really it costs more oh yeah what's the cost of copper yeah yeah it costs more to get the copper to the manufacturing plant cut it out print it everything man hours all that shit costs more than one cent per penny

now stupid i have like i don't know if it's because but no because i was doing this before i was doing okay in life okay whenever like the cashier like says here's your change and they give me coins i either say no i don't want it like because what am i gonna do with that or i take it and i literally just throw it somewhere like i don't keep it that's bullshit i swear i'll put in a little tip jar no i feel like that's more derogatory to be like hey you're working hard you're working hard, you're getting paid shit on the dollar, and I'm going to give you a penny? You know what I mean?

I feel like that's wrong. Okay, if it's one cent, I literally might throw it. But the dime, the nickel, I'd keep. I keep silver. No, that doesn't surprise me. I keep it all. I actually, I've picked up multiple pennies.

Cam, do you not think that's a little strange? No. It's money. It's currency. What do you do with that? It can be spent. It can be spent. But do you spend it? Do I little strange? No. It's money. It's currency. What do you do with that? It can be spent. It can be spent. Do you spend it?

Do I spend it? Yeah, I have coins. I need to go... Do you have one of those big Pepsi plastic things? I did, but I cashed it out when I moved because I needed the money. Not in this recent move. When I went to Arkansas, I literally stole all of my parents' coins throughout the entire house, put it inside my collection as well, went to Walmart, put it in the change machine,

and I got a receipt for $78. throughout the entire house, put it inside my collection as well, went to Walmart, put it in the change machine, and I got a receipt for $78. Took that to the customer service, 78 bones in cash. Do you ever look at yourself after these moments and really reflect? You're like, dude, come on, man. I'm not happy with myself. It's like sometimes it's embarrassing to be around you when you do those things.

Jesus Christ, no. No, bro, because we just got off a tour, and, you know, tour's good. Yeah. We'll go to, like, a restaurant, and he'll be like, hey, can I get half off the side of the spare... I'm like, Cam, dog, come on, like,

we work really hard. But that's me. Just let me be me. I get it, bro. Know that you love me, and that means everything that comes with me. Did you just lick your own armpit? What the f*** did you just do?

No, I feel like I have, like, a smudge on my lip wiped it oh my god i literally saw this and i was like you're that is next what's the strangest part of your body you licked uh you've tried no you thought about removing a rib cage didn't you no i mean but you can't no you ever Not like tried. How'd you do it? You know, I never tried. But I was just like, how do some people do that? I was like, they are either blessed or they're curved. Stop. Oh, yeah.

No, there's no shot in hell. But I used to be able to bite my own toenail when I was young. And I know that's unbelievable. I know that is outrageously disgusting but I'm dead ass serious yeah so yeah it was it was a crisscross maneuver and I used to be able to go like this and get it close enough and one time you did it no one time one time I... And you did it? No, one time I actually ripped the toenail off of my left big toe with my mouth. How old were you? Probably about 10.

Probably about 9, 10. So I was fully sentient and conscious. I knew that wasn't good. But I guess I was just testing my flexibility. I want to know the psychological breakdown of from the conception of this thought, what made you do it to then say, I should try it to then trying it. And then the feeling right after your toe was in your mouth. I'm glad. Yes. So I used to do this often. I would, I would often, uh, due to movies, I would act like I was bound and handcuffs and stuff. And I was a hostage

and I tried to get out of it myself. This is all in my own bedroom by myself with no friends. So I used to oftentimes do this maneuver here, do this, and then I got to the point where I'd get to the point where I'd put handcuffs on my hands. So I had a replica pair of handcuffs that I got from the store. I'd handcuff myself in that position, and then I'd have to start moving my limbs to get out of it. And then one time I couldn't break free, but I was still in this, and I realized I'm awfully close to my foot. So then I said, can I do it? The answer was yes.

And then one time I think I just went the full nine yards. Very nasty. Very crazy. Haven't done it at all in adulthood. I don't believe it. Oh, I swear to God. Because you are weird with your toes. You like playing with toes.

No, I don't. I like playing with Liv's toes. Oh, God. I'm just kidding. No, I literally can't. I physically can't. And I swear to God, if we went to Cam's childhood home with a blacklight, we'd see shit that would put him in prison.

I once fed my friend too many M&Ms, and he threw up on my carpet. And the only person there that was supervising us was my visually impaired grandma. So I had to clean brown M&M vomit without truly knowing how to clean. There was a massive stain on my carpet. It looks like I just set it on fire. Can we go with your story? Yeah, anyway, back to the stories. There's so much I want to say, bro.

It's so insensitive. Say it! Yo, dog. Let me put that. I gave him three packs of M&M's. And we just went to say bro. It's so insensitive We just went to the library we weren't doing anything cool I said here here's another here's like no I don't care about I'm talking about your toenail thing. I still kick you like you're gonna brush past that You try to cover it up with the M&M story. No, I mean like these Show you exactly what happened. I gave you the breakdown. I feel bad for the stuffed animals you had in your room. Never once.

Never once. Don't believe it. Never once. Everybody. I swear to God, never once. The floor? So you, oh my God, so you. The couch?

The couch. The floor, the couch, anything you could rub on. No? The floor? The floor. The floor? Oh, I was burnt up. You had carpet burn on your knees.

Not my knees. You had carpet burn on your knees. Not my knees. You had carpet burn on your Johnson? You were ass naked? My Johnson... Humping the floor, your carpet? My Johnson looked like... By the end of that. Sorry.

Can't say that, can I? Oh my God. Enough of me. Yeah, I bit a toenail. You were sexing your ground? Not to completion, but just... You were butt-ass naked, rubbing your Johnson, your very sensitive skinned Johnson,

on carpet? Yeah. With nothing in between you? You know, sometimes I had denim jeans on, and you know I didn't wear no drawers with my denim. That's like you're having sex with sandpaper. Like, that is horrid. What was the treatment plan afterwards?

Nothing. I wouldn't go that long. You act like, I would just do like a couple times and be like, that's what it feels like? That's cool. But shit, how do you think I got so good at kissing? That Randy Orton action figure got some work in. The best I ever did, I used to wrestle with a bear.

Me too. And then I'd make out with used to wrestle with a bear. Me too. And then I'd make out with- Oh, don't say me too. You'd wrestle a bear, then you'd make out with Randy Orton, and then you'd go and worship Zac Efron on the wall. I heard voices in my head.

Here we go. Your story- Holy shit, Peyton. Oh my God, I'm gonna go, but I don't want to leave that. That is abysmal. You can never say shit about me. I think putting your own toe in your mouth beats just humping the floor. I think everybody did that. You were butt-ass naked. No, I didn't want to leave that. That is abysmal. You can never say shit about me. I think putting your own toe in your mouth beats just humping the floor.

I think everybody did that. You were butt-ass naked. No, I didn't. You're putting that on me. I didn't say I was butt-ass naked. So how the hell is your Johnson directly? I didn't say it was directly. Holy shit.

I said that? Yes. CJ. You said sometimes you were like that. No. No, CJ. Say the truth. I didn't say that. I didn't say directly on it. I said you had it there. No. No. Say the truth. I didn't say that.

I didn't say directly on it. I said you had it on your knees. You said not on my knees. I said your Johnson was on the carpet. You're wearing basketball shorts and you're going to pound town on a floor. It's going to go through.

What are you doing to your floor? Going crazy. I was talking crazy to that floor. Okay. Oh my God. My mom put the little carpet sprinkles on there so it smelled like she just got we got off a first date. I was like you clean that floor. Okay. And then, oh, my God, when my mom put the little carpet sprinkles on there, so it smelled like she just got off a first date. I was like, you cleaned a knife for me.

I was like, you care about me. You got ready for me. Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And my dad, when he would vacuum upstairs, he'd be like, why is this area so hard? No, no, no, no, no. Quickly, quickly. Here no quickly quickly i'm joking

it's a comedy podcast back to the cashier in the never happened so this i never not to completion i never got to complete i did okay okay okay i three stroked it get up he's gonna play you and i go where's Randy? I used to make... You were sucking on your own toes, dog. You were making out with male action figures in the floor. Okay, we gotta get out of our childhood. Back to the cashier. You said cashier.

You said coins. You said shit that pisses you off. I had a Karen moment. I don't often like exposing myself, but this one was just above and beyond. I go to a gas station, and there was three different things that I noticed in this gas station that all pissed me off. All I bought, once again, all I bought in the gas station and there was three different things that i noticed in this gas station that all pissed me off okay all i bought once again all i bought in the gas stations two celsius it was a two for five special i go up there i buy it five dollars put my card on it it says approved everything he prints a receipt and asks for my signature why do people have to sign off on small purchases why is that why do we have to sign off on small purchases? Why is that? Why do we have to sign off on any purchases?

It said approved. You got your money and I lost mine. Now give me the merchandise. So he asked me to sign a paper, sign a receipt, credit card purchase, $5. So that pissed me off in itself. Then I look around and everyone is in a dress code at a gas station. The workers or the people? The work. Oh God, no.

If the people were in there, I would have sprinted out. Yeah. All the workers are wearing the same shirt. That's a uniform. But why, what is up with society in like- Uniforms? Yeah. I know you work here.

Were you high when you thought about this? No, I'm saying just in general, dress codes like, like the other places in this building. Yeah. They don't have dress codes. Yes, they do. No, they don't.

They don't have dress codes. They have norms and standards No, they don't. They don't have dress codes. They have norms and standards. It's a code. You can't... No, no. All these were clones, Peyton. They were all the same. Why are we wearing uniforms at a gas station?

Because you're a team. Oh, they don't act like a team. No one likes each other. They weren't even speaking. And there was no music. Some teammates hate each other. But they don't have... You're... We're working at a gas station. Maybe just the shirt. Maybe just the name tag. speaking and there's no music some some teammates hate each other but they don't have to you're

it's we're working at a gas station maybe just the shirt maybe just the name tag i'm talking from head to toe they all had a same stupid visor on they all had a collared shirt with a name tag slacks and shoes it's called a dress code in a uniform why why is there somebody who's never worked a regular job validated though validated validate what why are they wearing at a gas. Validate what? Why are they wearing it at a gas station? Because it's still a business. I understand that. I'm not taking it away from the gas station. You think you are.

I'm not. You're looking at them like, you buy a multi-million dollar house and you look at these people like the scum of the earth. No, I'm not. These are the people that make the world go round, Cam. 100%. Not you.

I appreciate all of them. I'm saying, why are they having to be dressed from head to toe? Like, why is it not just the shirt? Why is it not just the shirt? Because it won't look good. If somebody's wearing a collared shirt with Nike it not just the shirt? Because it won't look good. If somebody's wearing a collared shirt with Nike Elite shorts, it's not going to look good. It doesn't look professional.

Wear your own pants and wear non-slips. They are their own pants. You would have thought a boss went to JCPenney bought seven of the same things and handed them out that morning. Did you ever work a real job? You work at Hibbett Sports. I work more real jobs than you. Yeah, probably. Okay, so the same thing with? Yes. You work at Hibbett Sports. I work more real jobs than you. Yeah, probably. Yes.

Okay, so the same thing with teaching. At Hibbett. At Hibbett Sports. Holy shit. Okay, it's a sports store. At teaching. There's norms. I don't have to wear the same thing as every other teacher.

Because that would be unrealistic to have 80 people. It's unrealistic to have seven people in a gas station looking at you like clones. It's not. Holy shit. I think, I don't understand. Two are working. Are you understanding what he's trying to say?

Two's working the cat. Yeah. Okay, okay. Why is the guy that's stocking the drinks the woman that's making the amazing pizza and the two guys that are in the cash register wearing the exact same thing head to toe because that's the uniform of the business holy shit but i get that i'm asking you why though like because just tell me that does that truly like head to toe i understand codes but why would you would you ever have someone head to toe head to toe man no yes i would be willing i'd almost be willing to say there's not another job that is head to toe every employee most most players and that's not that's not true they can wear they can wear the same shirts they wear the same hand they have freedom of. They can wear... They wear the same shirts.

They wear the same pants. They have freedom of accessories. They can wear headbands, headbands, So no one was wearing a watch. No one was wearing earrings. No one was wearing a necklace. I didn't look too far into the ears.

Alright. But, head to toe, exact same. And you said NBA... Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. They all wear the same thing.

That's not true. What? They all have the same cap? Can't. There's literally Halloween costumes as Chick-fil-A workers, and they're wearing khakis with a red polo. That's the unit. You might have got me there.

Thank you. Okay, Chick-fil-A. But Chick-fil-A is whatever. Anyway, dress code's annoying for me in this circumstance. Last thing, I turn around. I was paying, who was it? My dad. He needed cash.

I go to the ATM. Why the hell in this gas station? Guess what the ATM fee was? First off, we're going to talk about that. Like $2? $7.50. We're at a casino? $7.50.

You're in Vegas. For me to access my money. It was $7. I could have got another Red Bull. $7.50 ATM charge. They all look like clones. And I had to sign off on a $5 receipt. Yes or no, did I leave angry? Yes or no, was I cussing in my own car?

Yeah, 100%, because you are a Karen. And if you watch the live show that's available to buy right now, I have a whole story about how Cam cussed out a 16-year-old at Dollar Tree because they wouldn't give him a discount at Dollar Tree. You're just not a good person to service people. I'm a great person. We learned this back in 2018. Don't say that. I love service people. Don't say in 2018, you cussed out the Kirby Lane worker in Austin, Texas, because you didn't want bacon. No, you're just

being nice. I did not. And you said, I didn't ask for that. It's exactly what you said. I did not cuss her out. I did not cuss her out. We can call Jordan Williams. I asked, but he's going to hype the story. You can call Olivia. She's going to hype the story you're gonna olivia she's gonna hype it here ashlyn she's gonna hype it call the other ones we can't call her i literally asked stop don't unfold i asked multiple times how much would this cost how much would this cost i never said i wanted it then she then brought it to me and i said hey that's not what you said holy you didn't even give this woman the decency of eye contact he let cj i swear to god on malcolm jerome nathaljo escarhard in the third's life on ruby janet whatever the hell he said he literally didn't look at it he says i ain't

asked for that literally like that i ain't asked for that we all went cam why did everybody at the table go cam it came off i'm not saying the lady the lady worked she goes oh oh i'm so sorry she was this little sweet ass little girl she was and then cam said and we got the bill right and we were all doing separate checks at the time and can't we got the thing out and cam was going to tip and he goes why would i tip her when she brought me the wrong thing holy shit i did not say that you didn't say that i did not say that and i did i will admit i was mean in the in the moment i didn't mean to be i didn't mean to be but i was and i immediately apologized uh probably not to her but to the group and it was bad but but you still deny it six years later i because i didn't cuss her out i never said i never used one cuss word that's all right in your

brain but the tone was cussing you should know podcast because that sounds like it gave you anxiety was that your knee that was impressive that was my knee one thing that gave me anxiety right because i feel like that story gave you anxiety like all the people working looking the same right ocd yeah one thing that always gave me anxiety and i think i might have talked about this before on the podcast in school i hated the timed multiplication test oh my god i loved them it was the worst and i saw on tiktok the other day you know when you go on your for you page and you're scoring through and and one of the videos is like, 90s kids. Y'all remember this from school?

And so I was going through and it was so fun. It was like the little rainbow umbrella thing that you would do in gym class. It was like the bendy pencils and then the next slide was literally that multiplication sheet and it said one minute

and I literally threw my phone. Genuinely, just thinking about it, I'm starting to get hot flashes. It makes me anxious why oh my god you're rubbing your wrist dude because in school i was always the last one i never finished it i never i've never in my life gotten 100 or even finish those oh my god oh my god can we do one now you're out of school you're a grown man. This is your redemption arc. Please let me give you a multiplication test. Holy shit.

We got one minute? Yes. Cam. We might have to end the episode after this. I'm starting to get hives, brother. Oh my god, you literally said... Oh my god, you said... No, no.

Come on, please, please, please. No, because in school, they would flip... We're not in school. I'm your teacher. In school, they would flip. We're not in school. I'm your teacher. In school, they would go, and then I was next to the smart kids, and then I would never finish it, and then they would always finish it. I would be on the second line, and they'd done it, and they were sitting there like this, and they would look at me,

and I would be going like this, and I would use that mark on the paper. They used to literally make me stay after school to do these, bro. They would literally make me stay after school to do these until I got it in under a minute, i never did but the teacher just wanted dinner so she let me go home and i failed art class that same year all right let's do it all right good man good man so how do you want okay i don't have a paper printed obviously can i just like just say them just say them okay cj do you mind keeping a one minute timer we're gonna see how many he can get in a minute i I'm not feeling good.

Oh, you got it, buddy. You got it. Now I smell my classroom, my childhood classroom now. Okay, this is deep trouble. No, bro, it ruined me, bro. I would go home and cry about this. Holy shit. I swear to God, dude, I hated it.

I hate school. I hate it. We're going to do a classic 12 by 12 multiplication. Dude, I'm starting to get panicked. Or do you want to do 20 by 20? What? Okay. We're going to keep it 12 by 12. 400. Classic I'm starting to get panicked. Or do you want to do 20 by 20? What? Okay. We're going to keep it 12 by 12.

400. Classic. 20 to 20 is 400. Good job. Okay, we got a one minute timer. Fuck. Behind the camera. He's going to give me a signal when you're done.

We're going to see how many you can get. CJ, you got the timer? Wait, you want stopwatch or timer? Just a minute. CJ doesn't care. Holy shit. Pierce 2 over there. Stop, stopwatch or timer?

You shitting me? Sit on your hands. Big calves. All right. 12 by over there. Stop. Stop. Watch your timer. You shitting me? Sit on your hands. Big calves. All right. 12 by 12 table. Here we go. Is your gums bleeding? I hope not.

Bleeding bottom? No, just weird. Here we go. Don't like your mouth. 12 by 12 multiplication table. Ready? 3, 2, 1, go. 9 times 3.

27. 9 times 6. 54. Okay. 7 times 7. 49. 10 times three. 27. Nine times six. 54. Okay. Seven times seven. 49. Ten times three. 30. Eight times nine. Oh, shit. 54.

72. There you go. There you go. There you go. 11 times eight. 88. Okay. Oh, I'm good now. 11 times three. 33. Seven times five. Five, ten, twenty, twenty, twenty, thirty. 35. Seven times three. 21. 7 times 5. 5, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. 7 times 3. 21.

6 times 4. 6, 4, 6, 12, 18, 21. 6, 12, 14, 6. Shut up. 6, 12, 18. 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24. It's close enough. 6 times 7.

7. 6 times 7. You're good. What did he say? He said 20 seconds. You're going to focus. I'm never good with the 7s. Go! 6 times 7. Skip. What did he say? He said 20 seconds You're gonna focus I've never good with the 7s Go! 6 times 7

Skip No you can't skip 6 times 7 6, 8, 12, 18 Dude I can't do 6 times 7 6 times 7 7 times 5 is 4

7 times 9 is 3 Help Help No stop That doesn't count It's with my cap Dude it's the 7 and 6's

That's the one that always make me stop on, dude. Every time they made me stop on that one, dude. Don't laugh at me. I'm sorry. Sit up. Sit straight with some girth. Sit up. Seven times six.

You tell me. I need paper. Seven times six. What's six times one? Six. Two. I need paper. 7 times 6. What's 6 times 1? 6. 2. 12. 3.

18. 4. 24. 5. 31. No. 32. No.

30. Yes. 30. 36. 6. 6 times 6 is 36. And what's 7? 42.

Yeah. That's how you teach right there. What's 9 times 9? 81. What's 9 times 3? 21. Right. 27. There you go go i thought that was a different one all right you're doing good okay i was better i'm telling you it's just a seven that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it get rid of that get rid of that trauma that's how you do it i got a question

though okay i was thinking i saw this i saw the guy in my neighborhood, actually. My new neighborhood. What did he look like? Don't know. I don't know what he's doing, where he's going to, or where he's coming from. But I'm simply moving an Amazon package from my front porch in. There's a man. It's 90-something degrees outside. He's in a three-piece suit walking in the middle of the street. So not only is that strange enough, right? Yeah. But I immediately thought,

holy shit, I'm hot right now and I'm in a tank top. I know he's dying. But then I took it a step further. How the hell were people, everyone, like society, was in the corsets and in all these suits

before AC was even a thing? Let me say something about that. That's a great point, but I think the standard back then was smell like ass. It to have been it had to have been you absolutely reek because it was no way you like i don't think because there was not a lot there was no colognes and perfumes back then i think there was clones of perfumes but there wasn't air conditioning yeah right and all the deodorant probably was and they worked outside or or there was just no one to see anywhere and they smoked cigarettes so the house smelled like cigarettes bar and an

ass yeah and then if you walk into a certain store it smells like a harbor. Like sea? Okay. I don't mind that smell. You don't mind. You know me. You don't mind the smell of freshly caught bass?

You don't mind a red snapper? You've been working hard, baby. I get you. Oh, that little bit of 40-hour work week tent. That little 9 to 5. Tight jeans. Non-slips. You smell like blue collar.

You smell like... Oh, no! No, I... No, no. Sometimes... No, man. TJ knows what I'm talking about. Okay, would you rather 9 to 5 or like a nice gym sesh?

Oh, no, I'm not a creep. Okay, good, good. I go, yeah, me neither. I'm just kidding. Can we expose you? What? On Patreon. About what?

Cam the... No. No, shut up. Go hug my wife. Go give my wife a kiss. No, no, no, no. I think some of the closest people to me don't express their love for each other enough. So sometimes I try to force it and it comes off weird.

It comes off weird. Okay, I won't be graphic here. Okay. Cam does this thing with Liv, right? I'm going to interject if you lie on my name. I'm not going to lie. All right, go. God, I wish Liv was here because she agrees that it is weird what you do.

It is. You make your own life uncomfortable. Because the main two people are you and her. Okay, but me and- And you're both so close and near and dear to my heart. Thank you. Me and Liv have known each other for years as long as I've known you. I know everything about Liv.

Liv knows everything about me. She's seen me naked. Exactly. That sounds weird out of context. That's out of context. But I'm like her brother. We're tight. We don't even think whenever we're around each other. That sounds weird out of context. That's out of context. But I'm like her brother. Like, we're just, we're tight. We don't even, you know, think whenever we're around each other.

That's just Liv. That's my dog. You know what I mean? She says, that's Peyton. That's her dog. You know what I mean? Me and Liv never hugged. We don't hug.

I've known Liv for a decade almost. I don't like that. I don't hug Liv. When I see her, it's a dab of what up, Liv. Or when I'm leaving, all right, Liv, I see you. or i'll call her derogatory names that's just how we are because that's my sister dog i understand that and cam will literally like say live something happened she's a little sad right and cam's picking me up lives in the car cam's getting me from my knocks on my door we'll be walking to the car and he'll be like he'll grab me he'll stop me he'll be like hey Peyton when you get in the car just give give a hug what he's going through it you know give

a hug and I'm like Cam me and Liv don't hug and he'll go yeah bro but she'll appreciate it she will no she doesn't think about how much more she would appreciate getting a hug she doesn't someone that doesn't ever really know but she'll know it's not real cam and she knows it's not attention to me and you're calling me names cam to yeah cam to that i'm sorry for trying to be a peacemaker and then no it's not peacemaking you're making it awkward that's not us it's not awkward if you don't go and spill your guts in the car just hug her say hey love you but that's not us though because that's not us that's not our relationship me and live don't hug ryan and live hug cj and live hug pierce and live hug peyton and live we dab up you're the only one that doesn't and that's us she doesn't hug me

either she thinks it's weird when you hug that's us she thinks it's weird because you're long and you're skeleton sharp i'm just kidding and then like so me And then, like, so me and Liv will, like, we'll all go out to eat together, right? We're leaving. We're full. Whatever. Good energy, good vibes. We're, like, laughing on the way out. I'll be like, I'll dap up Cam.

I'll dap up Ryan, CJ, Pierce. Liv's last. I'll be like, all right, Liv, go ahead and dap her up. Come on, man. Cam over there. Come on, man. Give her a hug, dude. That's your sister.

Don't you want her? Don't you love her, dude? Okay. Dude, smell her. Feel the back of her neck, bro. It's the softest thing you've ever felt. Okay. Let me record.

Like, dog, relax. I'm like, go ahead. I'm like, go ahead and get you one right there. No. It started decades ago. It did, but when you come into the room at 1 a.m., feel the back of Liv's neck. Okay, that's because that was the first time I felt,

and it was incredibly soft. So soft. It was really soft for no reason. But I simply want two of my lovers to love each other as well, and I know you do. I know y'all are brother and sister. There's no doubt about it, but I don't know. It's just I'm a very affectionate, like openly affectionate person when it comes to that i just

i think i i just think it means more like even though subconsciously even though you don't think it i think a hug like even side hugs but like just a warm like embrace of someone else's body that cares for you it just means more than that bro that's all i'm saying not and it comes off weird not to us i know and that's i just gotta i gotta come to grips okay but do you realize i have mounds of evidence that prove you are weird you said you cam has said in lines you never said that cam said exaggerated by a singular word and i'm saying it's not true cam said when we're older i want you to come over oh yeah i did say this i've always wanted to do that i want you to kiss my wife okay on the cheek okay i said i

don't know what it's called the thing that like the french the french and the british and stuff they do the little i said i think that would be dope as hell once we're 25 years into our friendship you're married as well we all come over and we greet why the hell would i kiss your wife no we don't we don't have to do that but i'm saying i've always i've just loved that i think that's i think that's dope it's very formal like no wonder y'all got that chair in the bed i was wondering what that chair in the corner too much is it it's funny no that's funny that is funny that's pretty funny no i don't know i guess i guess i am, but you're paying me out to be like a creep.

I'm not a creep. Whatever you're into, it's not creepy. Don't say it. It's not a fetish. Don't you say that like it's a fetish. If it is, I don't fetish shame. Don't you fetish me. I don't fetish you.

That's not my fetish. What's your fetish? I can't say it. I'm just kidding. Car wash? A little Lamborghini going through the car wash? What is it? Wait, mute it.

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Never been one into fetishes. Just into crisp love. Yeah, you're vanilla. I'm so sorry. No, it's not vanilla. No, you are pretty vanilla. No, I'm vanilla. But it's not vanilla.

Dude, I can't. It's vanilla. This is a Patreon. patreon like things we talk about on patreon but i can't imagine like i physically can't envision you having that kind of fun why what kind of fun just like the natural like how malachi got here yeah why i can't dude it's strange i can't imagine you always dude ah that's gotta be patreon that is it has to be it has to be pitch and then i want you to like show me okay and i'm the creep i want you to show me what you do speaking of creep bro they found out more about diddy what we talked about the full diddy thing on patreon and we talked about a little bit on here. They found, like, underground tunnel in his house.

I don't know if that's true, but I saw it on Twitter, and I just read headlines like the rest of you, so I don't know shit, neither do you. But, like, I heard that there's, like, tunnels under his house. What if it was, like, three miles of tunnels under his house? See, no choppo. That's what I'm saying. What if it was, and it led to, like, had two getaway cars, and it could pull out?

Are we going to find out that Diddy is one of the creepiest people of all time? I'm not going to lie. When he showed up to a party via helicopter and left via boat. That's kind of fire. That's super fire. He showed up in a helicopter and left on a boat. I said, he's doing things he shouldn't. Absolutely.

There's no way in hell that he's living an honest and a lawful life. There's no shot. If you get dropped off by a bird and you're leaving on a yacht and this expensive million billionaire party is just a little pass-through for you, you're committing sin. You're doing something wrong, period, end of story. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're doing something against the commandments. That is breaking every part of our Constitution. Okay, so I say that to say, what if you found there's tunnels under my house? Would you first question me or would you be like, dude, let's go explore the tunnels. Show me the tunnels. I would not even tell you that I found them

and I would go in there by myself. Now, I'd have to go with a couple things. Flashlights, some sort of defense, some water in case. But I'd go down there because if I found prisoners or if I found hostages, kidnappees, whatever,

I'm reporting you to the local law. Genuinely, what do you think you would find in my underground tunnel? If I went in your underground tunnel, what do you think you would find in my underground tunnel? If I went in your underground tunnel. What do you think you would find right now? What would you find? Let's do this. As big as a football field.

As big as a football field? Holy shit. But it was narrow. Just as long as a football field. 100 yards of tunnel. Break off rooms? Yes. Oh my god. Four rooms.

There's four rooms in my underground tunnel. What would you find? The first room would be nothing but folders. It'd be papers, filing cabinets. It'd be all your wicked ideas you've ever had. And you wrote them down and you threw them. And then you had someone collect them and they stored them there. The second room.

I'm good so far. Good so far. The second room would be a lot, and I mean a lot, of like, we'll call it a utility room. There'd be a lot of boys and a lot of pork grinds. And it'd be both like, they'd be split right down the middle. One wall would be shelving of pork grinds and one would be just everything to do with sex. I don't like this narrative that this running joke we have on the podcast. I'm some sex deviant.

Third room. I don't like this. It's not true. I'm so awkward. Third room would be... Oh, my God. I feel like third room would be, like, illegal. Like, animals that shouldn't be domesticated, but you have them. Like, you have all of them. You have, like, a lemur and, like, a white tiger and stuff like that.

And they're all in there. And there's this weird little, like, kind of fat-looking weird zookeeper down there. He just stays down there and takes care of them. That'd be in the third room. That's Charles. Yeah, and he's just like, hey, I'm going to go. so that'd be a third room and then the fourth room would be uh human beings that you kidnapped you don't think i'd do that i don't if you have a hundred yards of tunnel that i've never realized you don't think i'd have like a cool like dj studio in there like something fun

like why does a dj studio in in the office you could boot CJ out. Make that a DJ studio. For you to have a hundred yards. First off, that's millions on millions of dollars to make. You don't know how much I have. If you got millions on millions on millions, then f***. Okay. There's no way if you have a hundred yards of tunnels, you're not doing something crazy bad and illegal and unlawful and unethical and bad. I think if I had an underground tunnel, it would strictly just be like a safe house.

Like I'd have a safe house. I'd be lit. I'd have a safe. I would have a safe in its own room. You'd have a safe outside the safe house. No, I have a safe house where I can live in if something happens. So I got like non-perishable. Oh, you know, you got to do the same thing.

You got four rooms. What would your four rooms be? A safe house. Okay. One of them, I got beans and rice and whatever is non-perishable and hungry man's. Very perishable. Lean cuisine. Very perishable.

Very perishable. You have to eat like lima beans and like white rice. A radio and a DVD player. Like that's what's in one room. The second room. That'd be so lit to get a huge DVD collection and just have it for when the world ends. Not really. So a second room would just be a safe.

Like I'd keep all my important things in there if something happened. You'd have a whole room for just a safe? Yeah. What is this, black mirror? You have one, is it a never ending safe? It's like the Bruce Almighty safe? It's just a big door with a safe. It's just the door, it's the safe code and then I put watches and clothes and money and passports. You want to protect your clothes and your jewelry on the chance of an apocalypse.

I have collectible items as clothes. I have a couple collectibles. What collectibles do you have? My Vegas pants. It's a collectible item. Okay. So that really needs to be protected when the world is ending. Got to be dripping.

Drip or drown. I'm not drowning. What are you dripping and drowning for? The undead outside? You me who you drew yeah I wouldn't knock you and knock a zombie off if that's all you it's prison holy shit it's pretty close your holy shit you'd have sex with the zombie if the world is in yeah that dirty talking be crazy oh my god this is bad it's a dirty episode okay and then okay the last room um i'm in my dj room i'd have parties of one

i i feel like you are sadly mistaken that the world has ended. No, it's there right now. I'm not saying the world is ended. Holy shit. So you'd invite people over to your address, say go down that ladder, walk a football field, and take the room on the left for the party. Yeah, only people I trust. You are a better man than me.

No one would ever know about my tunnels. Ever. You would never have an idea. Yeah, because you're a creep and you have things that one would ever know about my tunnels. Ever. You would never have an idea. Yeah, because you're a creep and you have things that you don't want people to see. I'm fine with everything. Yeah, I would have artillery down there. I would have a multitude of guns, firearms, ammunition. Well, you don't know what's in my safe.

Because I built that to only go in it if the world ends. Yeah, you don't know what's in my safe, though. You said pants and jeans and watches. So I think when that shit happens, you're going to have to get out of your tunnels and come to my tunnels for true protection. I want to try something. You know, I almost bought an off-the-grid survival book off TikTok. TikTok, that was.

Why? Just to be prepared. White and bored. That's why. That sounds like a recipe for that purchase. White and bored. Let me get a survival book on TikTok. All right, brother.

That's only something you would do. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I was not expecting that. That was funny shit. White and board. That's what y'all do. What would black and board buy?

What would they buy? You can't make those. Why can't I do that? It's not fair or fun. It's not fun or fair. Y'all made the rules, huh?'s what the comment that's what the comments say too that's what the comments say all right what are you gonna say i want to try something let's try it i want to bring back another food challenge holy shit right and this has been sitting behind this this has been sitting behind the couch for about a month now and i forgot it

was here until today when i look back there it's there It's not too bad, but I want to try it. No, bro. I want to do, I think I have an inkling. Spicy bean boozled. It has the hottest beans in the world in here. It starts off at Sriracha, then goes to Jalapeno, to Cayenne, to Habanero, to the California Reaper. So we're going to do this right now. Please, please, Lord, please, Lord, give me a just and fair spin. And at least allow... Are they all spicy?

Is it even a game? No, they're all spicy, but it's just levels of spice. No, but what's the good flavors? That's not even how bean boogers work. No, no, no, no, no. It's supposed to be... That's not even a bean... That's just a...

You're gonna suffer, Pac? It's supposed to be... The red one is either strawberry or blood. It's stuff like that. It's like... The green one is either green apple or boogers. It's supposed to be a red one is either strawberry or blood. It's stuff like that. It's like the green one is either green apple or boogers. It's supposed to be a good you don't know. I want to read how many warnings are on this. Oh, my God.

One, two, three, four, five, six. There's warnings everywhere. Let's try this. Oh, there's more warnings on the inside. Give me the inside, please. I want to see the inside. Here we go. We're going to do this. We have our board here.

We got our board. We're going to flick this. And we're going to pick a bean. Cam, I think it's only right that you go first. No, no. You rat bastard. Okay, I'm not going to lie, bro. right that you go first. No, no. You rat bastard. Okay, I'm not going to lie, bro. You got to go first, bro.

I wasn't prepared for this. If you don't trust me, you can grab my bean whenever I go. You can grab my bean for me. Come on, Cam. Stop reading. Bro, this is saying don't drink water. Don't drink milk. Yeah.

It's part of the fun. Come on, buddy. It's like telling you to suffer. Come on, buddy. Oh, my God, bro. Got all the beans in here. Please, God, just give me a just, give me a fair spin. You have to point your spin at the camera. Oh, my God, bro.

You have to do a flick. Oh, my God. Cam's first spicy bean. What is it going to be? No, that's's first spicy bean, what is it gonna be? No, that's not good. I should've kept it! Hey, it's a good spin. We got a good spin. It's cayenne.

Let me see what it looks like. It's like red with red speckles. Don't you dare give me the California one. I can't see it. That's red with red specks. It's like this, right there. Okay. Holy shit.

Spin yours. Can we go at the same time? Yeah, let's go. Oh my god. Okay, I got the cayenne bean. This guy sucks at spinning. How did you do that? Here we go.

Move your skin. Bro! There we go. Yes! There you go. Yes! Sriracha. No! No, no, no! I thought it was the other side of the arrow.

You're such a... Sriracha, here we go. This is going to be so bad. I'm going to try to get the right bean here. I want to see everything you do. I don't trust you. Show the picture of the Sriracha. I got the sriracha. Okay, so mine is the least spiciest.

Cam has cayenne, which is the middle. So it's not too bad. Cheers, brother. I'm watching you put it in your mouth. Oh, damn it. Here you go. Cheers. Cheers, brother.

Cheers. Enjoy. Oh, mine is spicy. I don't do well with spicy. Oh, brother. Cheers. Enjoy. Oh, mine is spicy. I don't do well with spicy. Oh, my God. You're faking again, aren't you? Show me. How do I get

fooled? It's hot, Kai. It's hot. Bro. It's hot, Kai, it's hot Bro It's not Bro, you can't do hot things, bro Why aren't you doing at least one? I did No, you didn't You faked it

How is it? It's very hot, bro My throat. No, I like that. If we... Oh, my God. Can you please do one? Just be honorable once.

Do one bean. Okay, we both do one. Oh, they're so sticky. What are we going to do? I have the spiciest one in my hand. Oh, bullshit. No, you're a fucking magician. You're going to switch some shit.

Nope, I'm not doing that. I have the spiciest... Don't care. not doing that. I have the spiciest. Don't care. Don't care. I have the spiciest one in one hand and the least spiciest in the other. Nope. Come on, it's fair. No, it's not.

Let me do it. That's fair. No. Why? Because I thought of it. I thought it was fair. Come on. No.

You're a magician. I'm not. And you used to practice Criss Angel textbooks. So, no. I'm not. Come on. You fooled me again on the eating. Left or right?

Ready? I'm not doing that, bro. You I'm not. Come on. You fooled me again on the eating. Left or right? Ready? I'm not doing that, bro. You're a bastard. Come on. Really? You get to pick. No, that's yours. This one's mine?

Yeah. Perfect. You get to spice this one. Bro, you're doing it. I'll do this one. That's bullshit! You pick. No!

I pick you to do a good one This is a good one No a hot one That was fair I didn't do any tricks That's bullshit I was fair Cam No you weren't

Come on I have the least spiciest Cam has the most spiciest He has the California Reaper This shit The first one's already in my mouth Here we go

Cheers brother Alright finally swallowed it Oh god I should have swallowed it Here we go. Cheers, brother. Alright, finally swallowed it. Oh, gosh. I should have swallowed it. Here we go. This is going to mess me up because I can't even eat hot Cheetos, bro. Okay, just to be a man, just to be a man for me, go one step up.

No, that's not fair. People put sriracha. It's not f***ing fair that you lie and deceit me every time we do a food challenge. Go one step up. Jalapeno. Jalapeno. At least jalapeno. No. People put sriracha on their f***ing bagels and eggs. I don't.

It's not hot. I'm eating the goddamn California Reaper, and you're eating sriracha. People put that on ramen willingly. I don't. At least, bare minimum, eat a jalapeno. Alright, bro. Bare minimum. And then I'll feel better, and I'll eat this.

You were fun at parties. Here you go. Just drop that son of a bitch, or you're going to fake me again. Oh my God, no. Come on. I'm not putting this in my mouth until I see yours in it. Dude, you're so not fun to be with. Okay.

Come on, cheers. I saw a throw. I saw a toss. What? It's this one. Open your mouth. Show me the bean in your mouth. You fake swallowed. You're a son of a... Where'd it go?

You're a son of a... Oh my god. What the hell with you? You're such a liar. You're such a liar. How is it? You like it? Oh. Oh. Oh, man. Oh, man.

It was a late onset. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh man. Oh man. Look at my right eye. I'm sweating. Oh. Your knees went. Yeah, no, my whole body. Oh my god. Oh my god.

He said that it's hot. No water yet. Bullshit. Oh, my God. It's in my throat, bro. Oh. Ow. Oh. My whole body's wet, bro.

You're starting to lose color, dog. I don't like this. Flashbacks? Yeah. Cape, you spent a lot of money on this. Oh, my God. You all right? No, I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I don't know if I can swallow this. I'm not going to lie to you. You've got to swallow. I don't know if I can. Cape, look. Cape, you spent a lot of money this week. I'll give you $1,000 if you do another one.

Why would you do that? Oh, my God. I just lost feeling in my face. I lost feeling in my face. This is, Kim, look at this bean. That's a thousand dollar bean right there. You're the devil. You're Lucifer. Come on, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.

You gotta swallow it though, you're not getting the thousand. You got to swallow it, though. You're not getting the thousand. No water. Don't cheat me. Why did I do it? Oh, my God. My head's not. Oh, my God.

I can't swallow it. I don't even give a f*** about the money. Oh, my God. Where's my f***ing water? Get it through my water. Get it. No, get my water. Please get my water. Please get my water***ing water? You threw my water. Get it. No, get my water. Please get my water.

Please get my water. I'm getting hot, bro. Yeah, CJ, get it. Give it to me. Give me water. I can't swallow this f***ing money. I can't swallow it. Give me my water now.

Oh my god. You f***ing bastard, you. You're not coming to the righteous kingdom, dog. Oh Bastard you Righteous kingdom dog You're not Okay My shit is ablaze You just drank my spit of groundwater!

You spit that? I thought you f***ing poured it! Oh my god! This day can't get worse! There's so much gooey saliva. You're so wet! Look at- oh! Hey, no bullshit, feel the back of my knee. Feel the back of my knee.

Oh! Feel the back of my knee. You the back of my knee. Oh! Yeah. Feel the back of my knee. You have hairs growing out of your skull now. I'm starting to snot. I can't swallow it. It's not that bad. I can't swallow it. It's so chewy.

It's just my throat's on fire. Oh! All right, here we go. Oh. That's probably going to make it worse. That's not... You don't drink your energy drinks with spicy things. Oh. Here we go. Oh. That's how you don't drink your energy drinks with spicy things. Here we go.

Okay, are you on? You gotta swallow it or you don't get it. Oh, God. I can't swallow it. My body's not letting me. It knows it's toxins. Get it down. $1,000. I can't swallow it! You alright, buddy?

Yeah. Look at my snot. Oh. Is it that bad? It's just so hot, bro. It's not even a big thing. My tongue can't swallow it. Take it like a pill.

Oh, good idea. Take it like a pill. There you go. There you go. There we go. Oh, that's not. Hey, Editor Ceejic, you cut out the part where I said $1,000. You son of a bitch. Oh, my God.

Hey. One time for Cole. It's Cam. I mean, honestly, there's going to be a point where I strike you. I don't know. I can't see. Oh, that's hot. We haven't done this in a while, but I think it's a good way to end the episode.

I think it's time for people's... My tongue is so hot. Spit juice just went over the studio. Is that what was on there? Yeah. Well, you drank my spit. Oh. One time.

KKM, you good to do the next segment? I would go for it, yeah. Come here. Oh, I thought you were hitting me. Oh, God. The You Should Know Podcast. Okay, let's go. I think it's time for people's favorite segment.

You know what that is? Pop culture. Pop culture. I tried to snort back my snot and negate a loogie. This week's pop culture. No! This week's pop culture, I just want to talk about some of my favorite things I've been watching on Netflix. It's starting to go away.

He's high, dog. Okay. Okay, all right. Sorry. This pop culture, i want to talk about some of my favorite netflix things that i've been watching i was going to talk about i don't like you you look like ruby whenever she's had too much fertilizer i feel good um emily in paris the new season just dropped i still haven't watched it so good i think it's one of the best seasons selling sunset it is so bingeable. There's so much drama.

The real estate's beautiful. 10 out of 10. I know reality TV is semi-fake, right? Yeah. But I like when they can mask it well enough. That show doesn't mask it well enough. I still like them. It's fine.

You can. But be honest. But Emily in Paris is fantastic. Well, that's a fake show too, prick. That show, she's fake. It is. It's a character. I know. I'm kidding. It's so good. I still want to watch that though. I love that show. That show, she's fake. It is. It's a character. I know.

I'm kidding. It's so good. I still want to watch that though. I love that show. I think it's one of the best seasons. The start of the season, I didn't really like. Emily in Paris? Mm-hmm.

OG first season of Too Hot to Handle when we all binged it as a group. Emily in Paris. Really? Yeah, I love it. Emily in Paris? Stranger Things. Emily in Paris. For me.

Actually, let me not. Holy shit. Let me not. Let me not. Let me not. Just put down the pipe. I think it's because I'm 25 now and that show came out when I was a sophomore in high school. Yeah, it's insane. Like, it's starting, it's lost its magic because of how long it's going on.

You know what I mean? I was kind of talking to CJ about this. Like, in its prime, like, when we were in high school. Bro, fast. And that was coming out. That was the show. Like, that was it. Or the show.

Yeah, that was it. Like, that was great like that was great it was something new innovative we've never seen before but it's like i hate bro graduate 24 now and they're supposed to be seniors yeah i love it though it's a great show that's like og toby mcguire that's why i don't like the original spider-man i love him for what they did but brother's 28 trying to be a sophomore while he was cast casted. It's like, I don't like that. Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man, period, end of story. Can't change my mind.

He is. He is. Who do you think is the best Spider-Man? Totally. What an idiot. I think it's the nostalgia speaking. It's 100%. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

But there's some more things I've been watching on Netflix, but I haven't. It's been so long since I've kept this list. Recently, this week on Netflix, they dropped a lot of new stuff. They dropped 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street, which I can't wait to watch while I'm a little. Do you have like a Netflix, like an alert button or something? I'm just on it all night,

every night. I spent 14 hours in bed last night. Honest to God, congratulations. That is sexy. I deserve it. That is sexy and well-deserved. I have a question for you.

It's still pop culture. We're shifting, more of sports, but I have a quick question. We don't have to go too much into it. Do you think when it's all said and done in terms of polarizing he's just twitch no i went well do you think when it's all said and done in terms of uh name image like the name image and likeness popularity polarizing and talent that caitlyn clark could be the mj of the wmba yeah i think she already is holy shit i think she already is who's done more for the wmba than her ever holy shit so you in

front of a panel right now you would stand by the fact you think caitlyn clark's the goat of women's i'm gonna say i am ignorant when it comes to women's basketball i am i don't know if you said toward know many of the – Okay, I'm saying if you said toward the end of the rear – Rear? Toward the end of her career, she'll definitely be the GOAT. That's one thing. But to say after one season, knock on wood, what if she had a Derrick Rose

and she plays for four years? God forbid. That's what I'm saying. Knock on wood. I still think she'd be on the Mount Rushmore of WNBA. Holy shit. Who's done more for the WNBA than her? She has done more than anybody ever has.

Ah. You got your Maya Moores. What did they do more than Kayla? Multiple MVPs, multiple championships. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying for the league. For the sport, for the league. That's where I think, okay. That's what I said, for the WNBA,

no one's done more than her. I saw someone else debate this. Do you think that Kaitlyn Clark, it was like perfect timing with technology and how the world is being ran and her ability? It was like a perfect thing. Yeah, but I think that'saitlyn clark it was like perfect timing with technology and how the world is being ran and her ability and like it was like a perfect thing yeah but i think that's with everything i think that's with any monumental thing someone's timing and what what you bring exactly basically someone tried to argue if caitlyn clark came out in the 2010s she would just be an amazing player yeah it wouldn't be on social media exactly i mean yeah that's what

you can't knock her for that no that's that's everything though and it's not like she's the one like recording everything putting putting it out there. Every single news outlet is doing it. I've never been in, I've never seen, like I've gone on my Instagram story and seen people at a WNBA game. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. But now, when Kaitlyn Clark's in town.

There's 17,000 people. Everybody's story, they're going to see Kaitlyn Clark. I've never seen WNBA jerseys on the street. Do you? When I do, it's Kaylin Clark jerseys. It's an Iowa Hawkeyes or it's an Indiana Fever. Didn't they sign a billion-dollar licensing deal? Who? The WNBA.

Don't know. Didn't read that much. Can you look that up? Did they just sign a multi-million-dollar or billion-dollar TV licensing deal? Do you think that didn't happen? My breath is hot. Oh, my God. I just breathed. I think this is the record of muting F My breath is f***ing hot. Oh my God. I just breathed.

I think this is the record of muting F-words. I'm so sorry. That was unbelievable. I'm so sorry, CJ. I literally just, I kind of felt it. I put my tooth like that. Yeah. To breathe down, felt it on my chin.

But anyway, would you say, and to stick on this last point, the other athletes in the WNBA hating on Kaitlyn Clark, is it pure jealousy? Are they? Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Former players and current players. Everyone's talking about the league is established. Not one person brought this popularity. Not one person's making it go up in numbers. And I don't agree. Let me say this. I think it's a story being told to push product. That's the same thing they do in the NBA.

That's the same thing they do in the NFL. It's the same thing they do in the UFC. It's the same thing they do in WWE. They're pushing a story to sell the product. 100%. I think that's part of pushing the story to sell the product. I'm saying, do you think personal, not in terms of business, personal other players that genuinely just don't like her?

I don't think there's anybody that genuinely doesn't like Kaitlin Clark. Shit. Unless I hear one of them say, I genuinely don't like Kaitlyn Clark. Gil's arena, I forgot who it was. She's retired. She used to hoop. She was just like dog walking Kaitlyn Clark. What'd she say?

She's not that good. I was better. All these other girls are better. She's not good. She didn't do it by herself. Like genuinely saying that. And Gil's arena was like defending her. Like, no, you're tripping.

Well, yeah. Is that also just competitive? But why is that a problem though because in the nba if some if that happens we'll champion it we'll be like talk that shit like we like that why is it with the wmba we're like oh that's not because it's a it's a right because i don't think the same thing happened to lebron but i'm saying in the nba exactly no one was like oh be nice to lebron no i'm not saying to be nice to caitlin what's wrong with it no i'm saying in the NBA, exactly. No one was like, oh, be nice to LeBron. No, I'm not saying to be nice to Kalen. What's wrong with it? No, I'm saying, do you think it's jealousy?

No, I think it's competitiveness. Okay. It's a sport. Did they sign the deal? Right now, it's $60 million per season, and it ends in 2025. And it's $200 million per season. Or $2.2 billion for the full-time. Yeah, so they signed like a billion-dollar, $2.2 billion deal.

They just have to switch when they play, bro. The summer is a hard time to play. They play in the summer. Everyone's traveling. Some people have breaks from their jobs. Kids are out, like, hanging out. It's always going to be hard. Let's go into, that was...

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