You Should Know Podcast - EATING THE WORLDS HOTTEST GUMMY BEAR -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

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Starting point is 00:02:24 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Crap, crap. I'm not kidding, it's stuck, how do I get it out? Hey everybody, welcome back to the Isha No Podcast, season 2, episode 50, welcome back, my foot is in utter dismay right now, guys, it feels so great to be back in this podcasting studio talking to the best fan base in the world. There's hair in my mouth. There's so much happening at the beginning of this episode. Guys, you know it's a new episode. It's episode 50, halfway to 100.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Thank you guys so much for allowing us to get this far, but some things don't change. If you're new here or if you haven't already, you look below, you can see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that and you see that comment section is fulfilled with your name, what even more i'll go ahead and fill that out get your good karma guys we have some big big updates at the intro of this podcast we are officially
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Starting point is 00:04:09 we didn't talk about this. Unless you're in the quality club, then you would have saw it in the LA vlog. But we were on the Under the Influence podcast. We did a collab podcast with them. So many of you guys were saying, I love this podcast called Under the Influence. And y'all didn't already know,
Starting point is 00:04:23 I'm a big fan of Under the Influence podcast. So whenever we went to LA, we did a huge collab episode. It was a hilarious, hilarious episode. I've told things that I've never told before. Cam exposed things about me. Cam's hips were hurting. We had some nice nectar seltzer. It was a beautiful time.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Shout out to Under the Influence. That episode is live right now if you want to see some more videos of us also overall there's so much happening this is why i understand why y'all like this podcast there's always something happening and it's because of you guys y'all are the best in the world y'all allow us to do this great stuff also over on the koala club right now episode two of 10 minute talks with mama live is live right now. Episode two of 10 Minute Talks with Mama Liv is live right now. Round of applause. 10 Minute Talks with Mama Liv.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Y'all love that new series that we have put out. Mama Liv is killing it. Episode two, she killed it. This is the first episode where she actually read y'all's questions and answered them and her answers were so honest, so real and hopefully so helpful also a little bit of humor sprinkled into there so shout out to mama living shout out to 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:05:30 talk to mama living shout out to the koala club shout out to the discord fam that's watching this in the watch party that types in there every day and communicates with each other and it's formed relationships friendships hey i see something all flirting in the discord all right with each other i want to find who's going to be the first discord fam relationship that i i will personally of y'all flirting in the Discord, all right, with each other. I want to find who's going to be the first Discord fam relationship. That I will personally, if y'all get married, I will personally ordain you. I will be in a nice tuxedo with my legs out. I will wear shorts, especially if it's in the summertime, because I will be a sweaty mess at your wedding,
Starting point is 00:05:57 and I'll be stinking up the altar, all right? But I want to see the first Discord fam relationship. I love y'all so much. There's big, big things coming for the You Should Know podcast that we can't talk about yet. But I just want to say before it even happens, thank you so much. We're getting so many new family members here every single day. And thank you to all the day ones that have got us here and are going to continue to progress this forward. And shout out to everybody that's new and is joining the rocket ship while it's starting to take off.
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Starting point is 00:08:02 My name's Peyton. I am, okay, I can can't i can't freestyle forever oh there's this legendary kilt dance oh we got co-host cam back in the studio cam how you feeling today the audio listeners cannot hear you i was doing a lot of hand you know we get just as many audio no this is not a challenge you we get just as many audio listeners as we do video. Missed me this time. You tried to. You tried to. You tried to.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Okay, we got Ghost Cam back in the studio. How you doing, bud? And that wasn't a flinch. I'm doing good. Are you nuts? You flinched your foot. A weave?
Starting point is 00:08:37 That's a weave. Not a flinch. I literally went like this and you were like this. I could tell what kind of kid you were in school. You're the one that just didn't go by the rules.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I want to do this. I'm going to do this and hit people. If I go like this. You hit people. If I go like this. You hit people. If I go like this and you claim, er, wave, that's flinching. You would have hit my foot if I didn't move.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Yes or no? No. Are you nuts? You were trying to miss my foot. That's the whole point of getting someone to flinch. You weren't trying to get me to flinch. If I go like this. Cam.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I'm never going to punch you in the face. Oh my goodness. But if I go like this and you go, that's literally the game. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious. You try to get people to flinch. Oh my goodness gracious my goodness because if i connect with you then we're just fighting put that on ruby that's on ruby that you tried you didn't try 100 was never gonna hit your foot
Starting point is 00:09:11 you're lying second i just put it on ruby the janelle meredith i'll put it on you well you better get the taxidermy ready oh you would like a good old taxidermy trip wouldn't you be sick how are you doing bub i'm not i'm not forgiving that i'm doing good though how are you i'm great that was such a lame answer give me a little more than that how you doing today bud dude i'm doing good dog i'm doing great man is that better yeah it was a lot better sounds like i'm stranded in like nevada yeah help remember sorry you i have a big fear i don't i didn't know that the desert got cold very cold i did not know extremely cold nothing to hide around either so nothing to stop the windage because in the cartoons they don't get cold it's cartoons i but but what else education do you go off of as a kid discovery channel oh i was the weird kid that watched how the pyramids were built
Starting point is 00:10:06 you did the discovery i did no you didn't no the most you did as a kid was probably uh and and and am in a planet when you watch the animal pen when you watch the hyenas when you watch the hyenas get on the gazelles we've just started cammy you're already not talking we know what y'all love that i don't know why but you love this thing right here the crossed leg lean action y'all eat that up all right wait there was those are all like b minuses so you didn't watch what's up bud you didn't watch a hyena channel when you were a kid? Definitely not. There's no such thing as the Hyena Channel. However, I did not watch the Animal Planet Channel.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Why? That had some exclusives on hyenas at some points. I never really was drawn to it, to be honest. You didn't like aminos? No, I didn't like seeing the carcasses and the natural selection. And I just didn't like seeing all that. Like how a cute little gazelle has like nice little glazed brown eyes like my dog and then just and then just go after it and
Starting point is 00:11:12 it's no longer yeah i remember as see but then that's the equivalent to me getting a mcdouble with fries like i'm feeding myself the lion had to feed himself too i remember as a kid my brother uh we would always watch my mom would have it on it probably like sunday mornings she would let you and we would always watch the the the monkeys swing from oh no that's very i've sung free to swing from tree to tree and then i remember there's an exterminator yeah what the hell it sounds like there's someone spraying pesticides on our concrete but i remember i remember I was I was sitting on the I was sitting on the couch. My mom was sitting beside me
Starting point is 00:11:48 My brother was on the floor because he that he didn't get on the thing. We love you, Preston. I haven't seen you, Preston. I miss Preston. We love you, Preston. So he was sitting on the floor, and we were watching. Normally, it's just Monk A's swinging from vine to vine, tree to tree. And that was so peaceful, and it was so great. Do that noise again. Should I? Yeah, I like it.
Starting point is 00:12:17 It was really good. You practice? No, I don't. No, I do not practice that noise. So like a quick little. And you got the good arm movement. Okay. You're painting a picture that's not meant to be some monkeys look like Like really long like spiders are there spider monkeys there are spider monkeys Cam just keep it by you bro cuz I can't have a conversation when you're off the mic you can that was a plus pop
Starting point is 00:12:41 Some off the bike some some some some like monkeys look like like off the bike. Some monkeys look like spiders. Some are like this. I've never seen a monkey that looked like that. But anyway, shit. So my brother was sitting on the floor. I was sitting on the couch with my mom. And then so it wasn't the regular monkeys that are going from vine to vine. The monkeys.
Starting point is 00:12:58 It was a gazelle. Beautiful creature. Exactly. I'm telling you, glazed brown eyes. Just elegant. Just a nice stride going on the gazelles right elegant beautiful and then all of a sudden cheetah yeah going that cheetah is flying all of a sudden gets on the hind quarters leg immediately dislocated
Starting point is 00:13:18 rips the meat out see what are you doing pressing like that press it goes runs out of the room all you hear because you get it he's running his face i just got super lightheaded he's you need to breathe calm down almost passed out okay calm down um and suppressants crying in the room for 30 minutes that's the story he took all that i cried at the movie war of the worlds what's that movie about it's about like aliens and whatnot. I was watching it with my parents. Same thing. It was me, mother, father was over in his spot.
Starting point is 00:13:52 What are you doing? People sell floss, you know? There's a little bit of beef jerky in my tooth. Did you just suck your thumb? Well, they had the meat on the thumb. You go like this. No, no. You get rid of it. Protein. you ate that beef jerky six hours ago that's not protein at this point what's the point of it being
Starting point is 00:14:12 dust it was already in my mouth it was a hard dust it was already in my mouth when i keep it there yeah because it annoyed you clearly to the point where you had to go like this on the show and then you double down and go why was why was it in my mouth at the first place because you're eating it why did i eat it again okay so if i left a burger on the table that you were eating and it was six hours later you go up and take a bite yes duh it's just the buns a little crusty but who cares the buns a brick yeah cinder block you want to get some wet saliva on it the patty is probably green. A greenish color. That's my biggest pet peeve.
Starting point is 00:14:51 I hate when people call it burger meat patties. It's a patty. It makes me sick. It's a burger patty. No. What is it? Burger? It's beef.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Burger beef. Beef burger patty. Like if you're asking for somebody's burger beef, can I get some of that burger beef? Hey, can I have an extra patty? Can I have a double patty? Ugh, bro. Can I have a triple patty melt? You sound like you're like a... Wait, so it's called a patty melt for what reason?
Starting point is 00:15:12 Calculating responses. Oh, they melt the patty? Are you dumb or nuts? Are you nuts and dumb? Are you stupid or simple? Are your hips 18 feet wide? Do you have a small cricket skeleton? Do you have a rotted toe that smells like sardines and oil mixed into a pot?
Starting point is 00:15:28 Do you have feet that look like you dipped it into a can of eggshell white? Is your head the size of a hot air balloon? Okay, now you're getting real rough. Can you keep one thought for longer than 10 seconds? Yeah, I can. I can. Hey, how much do you pay for the desk? Fuck. You suck. You're an idiot. No, it's definitely a patty. Hey, how much you pay for the desk? No, it's definitely a patty so
Starting point is 00:16:03 Oh, shut up Yeah, tell them put your put your hat put your hat back on cuz you're either to go home. Oh, shut up. Yeah, tell him. Put your hat back on because you're either going to go home or you're going to be going to your new home. Show the camera. He's a descendant of Einstein. For the audio listeners, somebody photoshopped in the Discord a picture of my face with no hat on to Einstein. And it's very historically accurate. It's extremely historical accurate. However, however man i might be smarter than i sign you're not you know the people with the craziest minds are the smartest exactly and you make fun of my mind all the time so what would
Starting point is 00:16:34 that make me ignorant no no no so i'm crazy and i'm ignorant you're crazy and you're einstein no you you have so you have simple thoughts but there it just goes fast you know what else we should do what should we do? For our Field Day Patreon event, which is already in the works. We're planning it out. That's going to be a mini movie. A literal mini movie. We're hiring a film team and an editing team.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Cinematography at its finest. I mean, I'm talking like call up. Not him. It's action movies. Call up Peter Jackson. Is he still? Did he croak? Is he the one that made Prince?
Starting point is 00:17:05 No, no, no. He made Lord of the Rings. He made King Kong with Jack Black. What's the book about the sea and the trident? Percy Jackson. Percy Jackson. Didn't he make that one? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Maybe I just got Peter Jackson. Percy Jackson. Peter Jackson's... Anyway. Regardless. Call someone up and tell them to come because this is literally going to be a short film. I think we should add a test on there.
Starting point is 00:17:26 IQ test? No, no. Just a simple. Find a general knowledge test on Google. Print three copies. One being the answer sheet. The second one being yours. The third one being mine.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Okay? Print three copies. We take the test. We each get in the same allotted time. Same scenarios. See who comes out higher grade. My burp just smelled like my armpits after I don't bathe. It's because you eat six-hour beef gristle that was stuck in your gums.
Starting point is 00:17:52 That's normal, bro. Dude. That's like saying I eat. No, listen to me. That's like eating a burger. That's like eating a burger, right? Yeah. You swallow half of what's in your mouth and you keep the other wadded here for six hours
Starting point is 00:18:06 I know it's hard but think about it and you keep it there and then you just swallow it six hours later That's that would be I would literally vomit that would be more impressive than anything That would be remarkable that someone could keep that in there and I just did that with my tooth for 300 the beef jerky stuck in my tooth That would be that's the same 300 listen. That's the same thing. I'll do that's the same thing i did with the beef jerky in my tooth it's not because you didn't keep it there intentionally i'm just saying it's the same premise you keep doing this on this on this podcast i eat a cookie if i eat a said oreo right yes you all get the the black up here on your molars from eating oreos because i eat the oreo if i meet don't do that again don't do that again
Starting point is 00:18:43 that's disgusting do not do that again hell no get that away from meet don't do that again. Don't do that again. That's disgusting Do not do that again. Hell no get that away from me. Don't you dare say no, that's disgusting you look crazy That's They see you do this. Do you understand that what the hell was that? You should have a that's so Raven moment. What was that? Oh You do. Yeah. Well, this is a real he literally went he was sitting here and then you went like and like came back to us like my contact my contact got inside out you wouldn't understand because you wouldn't i don't have you got lasik no i don't oh my name's came i lie about my surgery procedures i never had surgery i, I just. You're a liar.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I have 20-20 vision. No goggles, no glasses, no rec specs, no contacts, no laces. Ooh, my name's Cam, I'm just better than everything that's ever touched God's green earth. Ooh, my name's Payton, I had to have mini telescopes on my eyes just to play recreational sports when I was young.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Ooh, my name's Cam and I had to sit out some weeks because I have to get a hip replacement surgery at the age of 19 because I'm built bad I did not get surgery get those nasty sweat ridden paws off me. Are you grabbing my hips now, huh? They're not that bad. That's such a, that's so bad of you. You know that? That's so unfair. That's not fair.
Starting point is 00:20:15 All right. All right. The rest of this episode, pick on Cam. Okay. Cool. 50 weeks. 50 weeks, Cam. I've been doing this for 50 weeks. 50 weeks, Cam. I've never done what you've done.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I've never done what you've done to me today. What the hell was that? Back to the Oreos. I'm cooking with fucking grease right now. You are. Your foot's in the pot. You're flipping. That snotty ass nose.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Ugh. You, at least I'm, I'm, I, my hygiene's on point. Your foot's in the pot you're flipping that's not yes knows oh You at least I'm I'm I my hygiene is on point yours is not no mine. Just has a quicker update Quicker update you see me tonight smell better at the shower every 34 minutes. I sweat so much I Swear we're gonna have a normal conversation here in a second Is it still working yeah, okay? That really hurt that was sharp. Why'd you do it that I didn't I was laughing I put my head I tried to rest it here. I missed hit this sharp thing screw you sharp thing don't ever do that. He's dusty Yeah, exactly. He's like you probably like that though huh six hour dust six hour beef you're sick bro you're sick you want to keep going you're like a character oh which one bravo johnny superman batman why are you saying it like that what the
Starting point is 00:21:39 hell is wrong with you what's wrong with you? Shoes? What? Oh, God. It's going to be that. He's off. I promise you he's only had one Red Bull. He's not had the magical Starbucks drink. He's only had one Red Bull. Now he's going for a second. Okay, now he's on the second one. Back to the Oreos.
Starting point is 00:22:00 If you consume Oreos... Why'd you just blow on the Red Bull? It's too spicy. It's too spicy? Yeah, you know whenever you get a carbonated drink? Don't owe him. Yeah, that makes sense. No, he's told us that.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah, yeah. He's told us that. He said that he... He was his coach. Today he stayed with us with the snowstorm. Yes. And he literally sat there waiting for his coach to cool it down. You got it. So whenever you open a drink and it's carbonated, it's too spicy on the tongue.
Starting point is 00:22:33 So you got to like blow on it to cool it down a little bit. Or just leave it open for four and a half hours. To cool it down? Yeah. You got to like de-sizzle it. De-sizzle. You're the de-sizzler now. No, but it's harsh on my tongue.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Define that. It's harsh on my tongue and my teeth. You're drinking red. Yeah, you definitely have cavities. No, no. Go to a dentist. I haven't gone to a dentist in six years. I know.
Starting point is 00:22:55 God, that's so bad. This scares me. D-sizzle is what you just said. Yeah, you know. D-sizzle a drink. Take a bite. I'm not chewing anything. It's a drink.
Starting point is 00:23:04 No, but if it's too spicy, you do have to go calm down the bubbles. You know what I mean? You just blew on a Red Bull, and you're trying to defend that. Yeah, it hisses at you. That's when you know it's spicy. When you open it, it goes, that's just called carbonation. Spicy. It's not hissing at you.
Starting point is 00:23:20 You're personifying your drink. It's not hissing. It's carbonation that's to calm it down normally what i do no shut up okay there's no no you just blew on a red bull spicy it's not spicy you know what i mean no you do so you're meaning to tell you're you're trying to tell me you're trying to flatten it. De-sizzle. That's what I meant when you said that. That's what I meant to say. Who does this?
Starting point is 00:23:49 Why? Every time I get a carbonated drink at home in the two liters, I open up the thing and just leave it there an hour and a half, maybe. 45 minutes if I'm in a rush. The sick part is I've seen you do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost blew a damn gasket when you did that where's the gasket no it's the same thing with talk shut up okay it blew on
Starting point is 00:24:11 your drink yes we're not leaving that okay that's not a thing what do you mean that sounds like my sister told me when I was younger to deece to uh to get all the bubbles off a coke when you pour it swipe your nose get nose grease put it in your glass that's witchcraft you shouldn't do that that's witchcraft no it's science witchcraft no it's not no yes you blew on a drink no yeah it's same thing with takis same thing with takis you open them up and you just let them marinate and if they're stale they're less spice what is it marinating in the air bro. Bro, you're really, dude, you just rubbed me the wrong way. I can rub you the right way.
Starting point is 00:24:52 You need to relax. You're on something. You are on something. Episode 50, baby. It is episode 50. Half of a century. Ha! Sorry.
Starting point is 00:25:02 That was... That was... Miss me high, hit me low. You went way too quick. Yeah, sorry. Your aerodynamic arm picked up in the wind. Don't... Everybody try it. Honestly, to hell with the Oreos.
Starting point is 00:25:17 When you get a carbonated drink... To hell with the Oreos. When you get a carbon... Don't try that. I'm telling you right now. Don't try that. When you get a carbonated drink, just blow on it. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Don't do it. And it'll make it calmer. Don't do it. Just de-sizzle your beverage. This comes from the same guy that says, oh. What do I say? Say it. Say it.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I'll believe it. Say it. Say it. Say it. No. No. Because you didn't say it, but you agreed to it. And now you don't eat it because of that.
Starting point is 00:25:42 This guy doesn't like avocado. Oh, no. Gross beverage. A drink. Food. Oh, shit. you don't eat it because of that this guy doesn't like avocado oh no gross beverage a drink food he has the zoomies here's a full-blown case of zoomies get away let me sit by you get away. Okay, just let me get down Get out. I can't I'm stuck. I feel like I got you hips. You're oh me hips. You look like a pretzel go sit out You're contorted you're gonna snap that couch in half You're gonna snap that couch enough. Did you just try to pin drop? I'll be normal. I'll be no. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:25 People hate us. No. Me. Yeah. To health Oreos. Okay, yeah. I'm simply not doing it. I didn't care anyway.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I think this would be a perfect time for her. No. I went to Home Depot. Bro, you need to calm down. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:43 It doesn't do anything. That's witchcraft. Ooh, it's been open for four hours. It's been open for four hours. It's been open for about 12 minutes. I went to Home Depot today because I bought a desk so I could have an office here. And whenever you move in here, you'll have your office. My desk is coming soon. So I got a desk.
Starting point is 00:26:58 And as we know, I'm not the best with reading or instructions or anything with my hands. Thank you for adding on hips so i so you're on one today so they gave me they gave me a one bag right one bag of what well that's where i continue to speak Why do you keep repeating it? I hate when this shit happens. I hate when this happens, bro. Because normally I'm the one that can hold it down and keep the composure. But your delusion.
Starting point is 00:27:44 It seems to me... Stop saying that. Stop saying that. I'm not okay. I know you're not. I know you're not. I know you're not. I know you're not.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Oh, my God. You need help. Oh no, no, no. No. I have to throw up. So they gave... That's disgusting. Wipe your hand.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It is. You want to touch it? Get away. No. Holy hell. Oh dude, it feels like I just got pregnant. So... What?
Starting point is 00:28:29 Let me finish so they gave me they gave me a bag of both nuts nuts and bolts so this is the confusing part right they gave me a bag that's stop so they gave me a bag of nuts and bolts and they're all different sizes they had little mini thick ones skinny thick ones and long skinny ones too there's so many there's so many shapes and sizes to these bolts and they gave me a screwdriver I had to assemble myself and one sheet of paper the people are not enjoying this oh god look at my right eye you're wet look at my right eye you look at the allergy so anyway sorry guys sorry sorry sorry so they gave me a bag full of nuts and bolts all different sizes and they had a screwdriver in it and i had to assemble the screwdriver itself then they gave me one sheet of paper that stopped they gave me one
Starting point is 00:29:22 piece of paper that had all these instructions on it and i had to figure out how to assemble this desk all by myself now i'm not good with instructions i'm not paying attention to you because we have to talk about something bro we have to talk about something so they and so i was like okay let me assemble this this um desk moral of the story is i plugged in all the bolts and nuts to the wrong holes the desk is all wobbly and i and so i just ended up with i ended up with a completed semi-completed desk i was wobbly that had some things missing and it was one of the biggest parts to connect the leg to the top and i was missing those those bolts so i was like okay i'll just buy the bolts at home depot i drove to the home depot haven't spent a lot of time there and i think no one does i think the people well
Starting point is 00:30:09 no no no my dad loves going to home depot is better um so i went to the home depot i think the people in there could tell that i didn't know what i was doing because the painting section they had lights and they had whole kitchens and showers in there yeah felt like a movie great store smells pretty good great establishment so i was like you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna not you know be prideful in here i don't know what i'm doing and i'm gonna let it be known what i'm doing good man i went to with this old gray man who had a orange vest on why do i feel like every home depot worker is either like a 38 year old woman or an old gray man exactly and they they have the thing going on they had like a whole airline thing in there like they had this uh older women woman and she had red red flags and she was steering this construction thing through it was
Starting point is 00:30:57 awesome um and it was making a loud noise and it beeped at me it was awesome so shit this story sucks so uh i need to get these nuts and bolts but i knew the increment sizes of them because it said it on the instruction sheet so uh i went up to the lad and i said excuse me sir i need i need uh i need screws and he said what kind and i said well i'm building a desk and he said so you so you do you know if it's drywall bolts this kind of bolts this kind of bolts I said sir to be honest with you this length bolts I had no idea there's that many kinds of nuts and bolts he was like well go to the nuts and bolts section and it should be in there I was like okay that should be semi-easy I go to the nuts and bolts section I've never seen so many nuts and bolts. Thousands of nuts and bolts, shapes, sizes, brands, colors, links, all kinds.
Starting point is 00:31:46 And I said, no, no. I said, sir, come back. He goes, rolls his eyes at me. He's tired of me at this point. Or he hates his job. He rolled his eyes? He comes over. And I said, I need an 8 by 70 something millimeter bolt.
Starting point is 00:32:01 And he goes, okay, is it? He asked me like one more question. I said, sir sir any question you have i will not know the answer to that's for you to tell me you know what he says to me he's like oh you don't know shit about nothing he said you don't know shit about nothing i said that was so clever i said all right alan you know what you don't know what tell me what you would do if someone played drop coverage on a pick and roll and you're down three and you needed to tie the game don't know shit about nothing all right bud yeah and i said yeah i don't i'm sorry and he just pointed the right ones to me i took it back didn't fit
Starting point is 00:32:34 that's why your desk is drooping oh yeah there's i don't know if you've seen his desk is like this it's like the legs are here it comes and she goes yeah that's sick i don't know if you've looked under it there's tape connecting so i guess i didn't it's a brand new desk i couldn't find the bolts that's a brand new desk and you have tape on it but it works gotcha duck uh the clear kind i think it's carpet carpet tape that's a thing yeah yeah carpet tape yeah define it tape for carpet but why it's brown right it's brown you just said it's clear you just said it was clear you just said it was clear is it clear is it brown you suck i'm starting to panic so yeah that sucks and then i was i was walking the home depot is not in the nicest neighborhood around
Starting point is 00:33:24 here i was walking out and i was wearing my lululemon shorts and they're they go right below the crotch right if i were to sit the wrong way somebody would get a show and it's they're they're high and i got skinny legs i look like a like a baby giraffe open season i don't want people that know who that is and so I was walking out and there was this dude in like a 2003 Chrysler and you could tell he spent all his money on the
Starting point is 00:33:53 speaker system in there and it reeked of marijuana and he's an older man I would refer to him as OG do rag on cool dude he rolls he just is driving by me and he goes shorts too small young blood just keeps going didn't even wait for my response that's all he said car's too old og what the you say
Starting point is 00:34:18 yeah imagine that i just get embarrassed by alan in the the Home Depot. You don't know shit about nothing. You're walking out all sad but semi-happy because you got the bolts. Shorts too small, young blood. Golly. That's a rough trip. Yeah, it was bad. Holy hell. You're itching?
Starting point is 00:34:35 Bad. You need to bathe. Sometimes it's my... Never mind. You need to bathe. You want to do a new segment? New segment? Not new.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Pop culture. Pay in Nincamp. Pop culture. Payton in camp! Pop culture! Payton in camp! Doom doom! Excuse me. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Oh my god bro. I feel like I'm breaking down. Bro this sounded like a molotov hit me. Bro this sounded like a molotov hit me. Bro this sounded like a molotov hit me. Bro this sounded like a molotov hit me. Oh my god, bro. I feel like I'm breaking down. Bro, the sound of like a molotov hit the ground and went sharp at the beginning. I just stepped on a frog. That's it.
Starting point is 00:35:14 No, hell no. That's from your rear end. You need to close it. You first or me first? You first. Me first? One or two? One.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Okay. You got the better one. Yep. First thing on pop culture with Peyton Nick Ham this week oh did you read the comment that said yes please never burp again I was eating breakfast I'm so sorry and it just happened again I forgot about it I'm sorry um here goes another one though What are you doing? You can't even drink There's caffeine in your beard. There's caffeine in your beard. Okay first thing pop culture painting cam episode 50 Creed Creed 3 coming to theaters very soon Michael B. Jordan he recently got his Hollywood star of Fame walk of fame walk of fame star screw you star on the walk of fame you're a dirtbag how about that he recently got
Starting point is 00:36:12 that this past week uh shout out to him speaking of dirtbag his star is gonna be real dirty real quick there wasn't a single polished star there however it's still very cool he got his own little plaque creed three are you a cre guy? Did you like 1 and 2? I'm trying to be careful with what I say. Rocky shouldn't be in there. I agree. Yeah. But I like the plots of Creed.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Don't like the acting. There is a... Now, I'm not going to say how I feel about this. There is a popular sentiment going around that says Michael B. Jordan cannot act. That's why he has very few lines in every movie he's in. Oh, don't talk about my man. Oh, your man? Your man, Liv?
Starting point is 00:36:46 All right. I'm just kidding. We're very mature in our relationship. We can both agree on when a male or female looks good with each other. And he's very good looking. Okay, whatever. She likes him, not me. She doesn't like my hip.
Starting point is 00:37:04 You don't look the same. Okay, so Creed 3 is coming out i'm a fan of all action movies pretty much a huge fan of the whole rocky series so when the first creed dropped of course i watched that creed 2 it was decent i liked it i i genuinely like how he lost and had to come back i hate when like movies every oh this sucks no you could care less it's your segment all right ti it's your segment this isn't my segment this is my turn exactly in our segment yikes go focus labrador brain you go you got three more oh i'm wobbling so uh i really do like i really do like how he lost i hate when movies just everything goes good the whole time that's not life but yes
Starting point is 00:37:45 Creed 3 coming out very soon Michael B. Jordan all the ladies love him all the guys despise him just kidding I like him I like him too there's nothing wrong with the guy
Starting point is 00:37:52 but you just said he can't act so anyway I did not say that I said that's a popular sentiment Peyton said Michael B. Jordan can't act clip it put it on the news
Starting point is 00:38:00 send it everything no I'm just kidding but excited for Creed 3 whenever it comes out we'll definitely be seeing that giving our little review yep you swallowed that that's gross but your turn go the weekend is so we as you know a few months ago a lovely fan Alexis bought me and cam tickets to the weekend in that
Starting point is 00:38:23 literally is probably one of the best gifts i've ever gotten in my life because i love the weekend and i would have never been able to afford those tickets especially bringing uh my friend along and it was the best show i've ever seen in my life beautiful acoustics beautiful movie now on february 25th he put out a movie version because we were thinking when we were watching the uh the live show like this has to be put into a movie there's like side screens where it was like, it was, you know, like any sporting event. There's the live thing.
Starting point is 00:38:50 And then there's like a Jumbotron or, so this is an AT&T stadium. So there's tons of screens. They put more screens out there on the set. But like the footage on the screen, it was like 8K. Like it didn't look like live footage. I was like, dude, that looks like a film.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Like we kept saying it as it was happening. We're like, dude, this is insane. And we literally said the night of, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if they turn this into a movie or something. And so on February 25th on HBO, they released the movie version that was filmed at SoFi Stadium or the live concert that was filmed the SoFi Stadium then this today on Abel's The Weeknd's Instagram he announced that the audio version of the live show is going to be released as an album and it's already going to be out by the time y'all see this so and sonically that show was amazing too Alone. Alone Again. Oh. Oh. Yeah, Alone Again. All the transitions.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Alone Again. Yeah. All the transitions. Just the live version of Call My Name. It's going to be... I cannot wait to listen to that tonight. Yeah, it's going to be insane. Y'all have already heard it.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah. So, yeah. That's it for Pop Culture. So good. That's it for Pop Culture Payton and Cam. Pop Culture Payton and Cam. Ow! The You Should Know Podcast.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I got a question for you. I love these. Okay, if we had a magic box right in front of us, it could restore and bring back any inanimate object you've ever lost in your life, what would you choose? I don't lose much. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:40:24 I keep everything. What are that mean? I keep everything. What are you saying? You keep everything? Like if you were to go into my shower right now, there's like 17 bottles of empty body wash in there. That's a problem. No. That could be diagnosed.
Starting point is 00:40:37 No, no. That could be diagnosed. And if you go in my pantry right now, there's like 30 empty cereal boxes. I just don't like to throw things away. What are you, a hoarder? No, no, no. Hoarding Harry?
Starting point is 00:40:48 Harry the hoarder? What are you doing? That's excessive term. I just like to keep it for there. Henry the historic hoarder. That's who you are. Oh my God. No, you did have that decrepit bowl of cookie dough dip in your...
Starting point is 00:41:04 Oh my God. Peyton, we had the first Sunday of NFL football, we all got together, made like finger foods and stuff, we made a cookie dough dip. This man had that bowl of dip in his fridge last week. I just have a hard time letting things go. I almost threw up. Dude, that thing was archaic. Like, it was fossilized you
Starting point is 00:41:26 could take a spoon the spoon would bend if you went to dip into that no that's why i like it literally went and just bent that's why i keep old playing cards the same thing with body wash old what is that how is that the same thing because what if like thing in like 2007 73 that bottle of soap is not going to look the same. So I'll have them all. Henry the story hoarder. What is your problem? No, but think about my thing. Think about my... So you ever go to your grandma's house and then she has old Kelloggs in there and you're like,
Starting point is 00:41:56 Wow, that's so crazy. That's from the Pendergree to the war. No. My grandma throws away boxes. Okay, but she's not going to make money like that. You're not either. No. Think. Someone not going to make money like that. You're not either. No. Think.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Someone's going to buy your empty Applejack box. I still have the Reese's Puffs box from when he was like, Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs. Peanut butter chocolate flavor. Exactly. I still have that box. Doesn't that mean something to you? You're going to sell it on eBay?
Starting point is 00:42:19 No, but for my kids. That means nothing to me. You're sounding a lot like Lisa. You should keep that snot rag. Your kids would love to see that. I have my first pillow ever still. Ever. I still have it.
Starting point is 00:42:32 It's in a closet, though. I don't bring it out for show and tell, but I have it. If you did, we'd fight. If you did, I don't know. We'd be on episode 50 right now. If I came to your place of sleep and you showed me your first pillow in your existence yes we'd fight I have a box in my and my parents home of high school memorabilia that's different that's high school memorabilia that's same thing with Reese's Puffs box your first
Starting point is 00:42:53 pillow ever you didn't even know what a pillow was you couldn't spell pillow you didn't know how you used it you didn't know why it was there but if you sniff it now you're like that's childhood you're sick you smell your childhood you don't want to smell your childhood home you could be diagnosed right now no yes you're being excessive yes you could you're being excessive with me you're being excessive with yourself no you have 16 bottles of body wash in your shower and they are empty how the hell do you have that much shelvage in your shower first off why do you have that much shelf space you in your shower first off why do you have that much shelf space you just buy new shelves to put more soap boxes on it you buy new shelves yes you need to be smacked you need common sense whacked right into you no i think that's sentimental
Starting point is 00:43:35 sentimental if you have relics in your home you're living in 2023 and you have artifacts look i have from the babylonian. Do you remember in college we had, we found wristbands that were matching? I still have mine. Do you have yours? If I did, I'd burn it. I would burn it just to take a small piece. It hurts my feelings. It should.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Why? Why? Like I don't throw away like- You have cedar oak and this one and citrus timber. You ever mess up on your laundry and then your shirts are too small? I don't throw it away because I want to remember that day I messed up that laundry. The only too small of a shirt I have right now is something memory-wise. Everything is memorable.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Everything means something. If it touched your hands, it means something. I think it's cute. I think it's clinically diagnosable the cookie dip was five months old because that wasn't my thing had its own microbiome in there there was probably species unheard of living in that no because I wasn't my bowl that's why i kept that one if you took a petri dish and scooped some of that out you could become a million prop the cure to
Starting point is 00:44:51 cancer that's why i have this in that bowl oh that's why now you're a scientist no you're a physician but you never know what you work on on part-times in your lab you never know what something could mean later you ever throw something away be like i wish i kept that i'll never have that problem because i kept it have you ever opened my glove compartment oh my god every mess every receipt i've ever owned you have like a you literally have like a book receipt from juco and i'm like what are you gonna do with that what do you still have the book we're gonna go back contact him hey can i get a refund on no but i think the book's gonna change over time the book's getting henry the book's gonna change over time you're never gonna need it again but what if you're never gonna be in comp two
Starting point is 00:45:31 ever again but what if somebody will need it oh you're gonna help them you're the community outreach program to give them your book receipt which by the way doesn't include the book i have my first i have the movie ticket from star wars the force awakens i had that for a while too it's fantastic film what's the difference in a Reese's puff box because that though okay point proven you have decrepit food that's crazy look at you that's the agony from the inside no my draws have swallowed me. I need to get new panties. I know. New panties.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Oh, you're going to take him shopping for panties? You know what I thought about that's gross? What? We have a woman in the audience, so she can help with this. I kind of want to get her on the mic for this. But we'll see how this goes. I was thinking i walked into the victoria's secret the other day and you know how men's underwear comes in like packaging and like like vacuum sealed like you have to open it there's just loosey-goosey women's underwear in the store is like in a drawer
Starting point is 00:46:40 and you just pick it up and there's hands all over it and nasty stuff and can't you try it on someone literally could have licked like this freak their beef jerky sucked their digits go in there thumb some panties pick them all up oh too small i can't make these work and then put it back in the drawer and then now that's on your body it's all dangly bacon collared panties oh my god oh my god if someone goes in and tries it on. Oh. Are you allowed to try on? Yes, you can. Are you allowed to try on?
Starting point is 00:47:11 They have fitting rooms. I don't know. They have fitting rooms. They do have fitting rooms. What's it for Victoria's Secret? What do you fit on other than panties? There's clothes in there and bras. You can probably try on the panties, too.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Let's just talk about the bras. I personally... Someone puts their nips on merchandise, it needs to be purchased or burned. No, because you can try on shirts. Shirts is fine. Bras? It's the same thing.
Starting point is 00:47:34 It's on the nips. Same thing. What if someone has nipple discharge? They go on and try yours. You pick it up and now there's goo and cottage cheese. But that's the same thing with a shirt. Okay, you go up and pick up a bra and there's cottage cheese on it.
Starting point is 00:47:41 You want that? You're going to buy that? No, I'm saying the same thing with a shirt though. Especially with your nips. What's wrong with my nips you don't have pretty nips i have translucent nipples you gotta have what do you mean oh you like them don't you you got avatar nipples what does that even mean avatar nipples oh they're creature like what the hell is oh the tail my nipples are normal my nipples are normal my nipples are normal my nipples are no no now it's no
Starting point is 00:48:16 no you do guys way to defend me you got strange nips they're normal my hole right here gets hairy i I shave it. Normal nips. No, that's why whenever you're shirtless I don't like to look at you because I make eye contact with them too much. What the hell does that mean? It's like we're having a conversation being your nips. Your hairs go like up. Yeah, it's because when I first started shaving I shaved up so now they're like pointed. The hair grain is upward. Bad move. If you're going to shave your chest, always shave down so it'll lay flat.
Starting point is 00:48:47 I'll give you that, but my nipples are normal. No, but I'm saying I personally know a girl, personally, that has tried on panties at a store. That's sick. I don't understand why in the store that that is even allowed. Yeah, that's disgusting. Why are they in a drawer like someone's living here and it's a garage sale? Yeah, why aren't they vacuum sealed? That's disgusting. Why are they in a drawer like someone's living here and it's a garage sale?
Starting point is 00:49:06 Yeah, why aren't they vacuum sealed? They need to be vacuum sealed away from environment, away from sticky fingers. Think about it. If you go anywhere, that's how girls' panties are. That's sick. Disgusting. JC Panties, Target, all of our panties are just out. Why? What are they going to do?
Starting point is 00:49:21 Put them in a 12-pack like we do our Calvin Klein's. Yeah. There's stuff like that if you want to buy a pack, but sometimes you don't. Thomas. put them in a 12 pack like we do our Calvin Klein's yeah Thomas boy shorts cheeks okay that makes sense but there's different variety there's boxers boxer briefs there's uh like speedo type there's different ones of those they're all vacuum sealed airtight okay but the thing I'll give the defense to them. I won't. But there's like,
Starting point is 00:49:48 women's panties are so many different varieties. Some of them are super skinny. And so the fit is going to be wider. As it is with male underwear. No, there's just boxers, different types. Boxers, briefs, Speedo type. But I've bought boxer briefs in Tommy,
Starting point is 00:50:01 boxer briefs in Calvin. They fit different. They 100% fit. Yeah, but we're – It's a different make. No, but that's not – I understand the panties thing. You need to, like, look up, see if it would work, see how big the band is,
Starting point is 00:50:15 if you want it thick, whatever. Like, if you want, like, granny panties for comfort, if you need a thong, whatever the case may be. But it's like it's the same in our thing. It's the exact same, but they just close ours. But I went to Ross the other – I haven't been to ross in a while i went to ross the other day and they had men's drawers on a hanger that is sick behavior that is sick that's really gross you ever smell the shoes in the in the in stores before you put them on just to check no okay me neither then yeah there's so many no there's so many intricacies
Starting point is 00:50:47 of your life to check at the wear and tear it's like you just get a quick little whiff if you if you were building a human being and you took all of you like it would overload like their their motherboard physically couldn't handle all of your intricacies thrown onto it. It would fry. The chip would fry. No, that's why you're such an amazing creature. It's like science. Because you know in science class, they tell you not to sniff.
Starting point is 00:51:12 No, you are science. Listen, to not sniff directly. And you waft it. I just waft the shoe. Why are you sniffing sneakers? I like to sniff anything before I indulge. That's safety. Is it?
Starting point is 00:51:27 Yeah. Yeah. You can sniff a shoe. You don't smell anything. You put it in there, there's still a nail stick straight through your foot. You can smell nails. It smells like pennies. You ever eat pennies as a kid?
Starting point is 00:51:36 No, but when you smell pennies, it tastes like blood. Try tasting them. Taste a penny. Okay, as a kid, you never put a quarter in your mouth? You didn't have a curiosity bone as a kid. Apparently, I had a clean mouth. That doesn't make you dirty. You're sucking on copper.
Starting point is 00:51:56 It was shiny. It wasn't one of the gummy, gritty ones. You're sitting there sucking on Abe Lincoln. Yeah. Oh, whoa. Like, you know, you never saw a penny, a shiny penny, and you were like, I just want to pick it up and bite it. No. No, you don't bite it.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Are you weird? That's hard on your teeth. You just suck on it. Like a Jolly Ranch. What are you, like an orc or something? Well, I don't know what that creature is. What is an orc? Lord of the Rings.
Starting point is 00:52:20 How do you not know Lord of the Rings, but you know what copper tastes like? Because I can taste copper. I can't taste Lord of the Rings. You can watch it know Lord of the Rings but you know what copper tastes like? Because I can taste copper. I can't taste Lord of the Rings. You can watch it and it makes you a much more normal movie. You've never, okay,
Starting point is 00:52:30 you've never had the thought of like, I want to see what that tastes like for a penny. Or maybe I don't. Shut, no, shut up.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Cam, you're acting like I'm the weird one. Have you ever done it with nails? Do you ever put a nail in your mouth? No, that would hurt. I don't want to hurt myself.
Starting point is 00:52:42 I'm just curious. Bro, I'm fighting. i'm fighting i'm fighting say i need you to i'm fighting i am fighting holding myself back i don't want you to i want to talk no it wouldn't be talked to be physical altercation how are you not i never put a coin in my mouth I've never put a coin in my mouth Ever But why? I can ask you the same thing Why? Curiosity
Starting point is 00:53:10 That's sick That's the same thing You eat Play-Doh as a kid Glue Play-Doh looked good Coins shiny Coins looked like metal Coin shiny
Starting point is 00:53:20 I want Play-Doh look like dough Eat Coin look hard H hurt, no. Okay, why do you think you need to bite everything, teeth man? You just suck on it. Like a good slushie, you just swish it around. You're sick.
Starting point is 00:53:34 No, I'm curious. I don't do it as an adult. First off, I don't care how shiny it is. If it's laying on pavement, you just put 10 million different things back here. I have respect for myself. I would wait for it's on a countertop or something. Like, you ever go to a Denny's as a kid and your parents take you, ooh, penny, mouth, and out.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Denny's is fire. No. No. Why? Why? Curiosity. Exactly. No.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Somebody in the comments right now. Do it right now. I don't have a coin. No, I told you as an adult I don't do it. Oh, okay. But as a kid. Why? Then let's dive in.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Why? Because you realize that's not rational and it's not good and it's not but i i have a formed brain at the time kid world was special to me now dark gloomy sad world creepy people hunt me back then peace but wet all the time anxious so much i sleep hoodie no pants back then i sleep nothing nowhere yeah you know what i mean no whatever i'm just that's so strange you suck on change all right there's nothing that's so strange to me that you weren't curious as a kid i was curious i was curious about other things but what did you what i would have probably rather ate an ant a physical ant than put a coin in my mouth. You would rather eat an insect than put a penny in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Yeah, that's my curiosity. You're sick. You're nasty. This is another. I'm nasty. Yeah, king of the jungle boy. You're sitting there sucking on five cents. You're sucking nickels.
Starting point is 00:54:57 You're sucking nickels. And I have the curiosity of the animal planet that I look at a little ant. Let's see. I can put that in my mouth and talk how I was crazy and I ate a bug, get some street cred. No one's giving you any type of credit for sucking on dimes. That's how you get put in special classes
Starting point is 00:55:12 if you're eating animals and stuff as a kid. If someone looked at you biting a quarter, you're getting shipped to Alcatraz. You're not in public education anymore. I just sucked on pennies and dimes. I had quarters too big. You'd be joint you'd be the change coin kid okay but i had i can i can see you physically in a corner like this
Starting point is 00:55:31 put it in a satchel like a like a weird dusty coin bag i had going three force portions and you're trading your coins for like the lunch milk but i had empathy as a kid to know that oh chocolate milk and But I had empathy as a kid to know that all chocolate milk and copper Oh, I had empathy as a kid to know that's a living creature I shouldn't put that in my mouth coin anybody free game you practice kung fu by yourself No, I wasn't karate for one day kid made me bleed I quit You need you need sustenance I'm gonna go to I'm gonna Sonic and I'm getting a large double patty. See, you're welcome.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Double patty bacon burger. Large onion rings. Large fry. Large Diet Coke. Easy ice. Go back. But I do have some food for us. Go back.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Kim, I got a surprise for you. No. We haven't done a taste test on the podcast in a while. A fan sent us something to try. It was actually co-host Reed and Kristen. They sent food over for us to try. I'll have you have a very small window of opportunity. Need I remind you, I tried the world's hottest chip
Starting point is 00:56:39 and you lied to me. I was physically in pain for half an hour okay I'm gonna twist it up in a panty region panty region is sick last time with the hot chill no no I bamboozled you you did this time I'm gonna do this with you in my hand right now in my hand right now I got the world's hottest gummy bear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's name is, it's name is Lil Nitro. I'm slightly excited because you will be, I am sniffing
Starting point is 00:57:26 Grabbing every gummy bear. I am touching both of them I'm physically not doing this until I know that's gonna be a red regular gum no no no no Oh, you're ripping in half. Yeah, there's only one give me the box It's so cute. How spicy could it actually be? Lil Nitro, the world's hottest gummy bear. Rip it in half. And you're taking the bigger half.
Starting point is 00:57:54 This product is extremely spicy and has the potential... This product is extremely spicy and has the potential to cause skin or mouth irritation. Lil Nitro is intended for adults only and should be kept out of reach of children and pets. Little Nitro is not to be consumed by those... Little Nitro is not to be consumed by those with any heart or respiratory conditions.
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Starting point is 00:58:36 How many Scovilles is in it, Cam? Nine million Scoville unit chili extract making him 900 times hotter than a jalapeno pepper. Oh, look at him. He's so cute, though. Do you dare try this fiery gummy bear? Here, Kim, look. Kim, look.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I'm splitting it in half for both of us. Please don't cut yourself. God, you're not. You're cutting towards yourself. You have no home ec skills. You're getting that half, okay It's all over my hands. I cannot touch my face this bro. You can't touch your face Alright, I'm literally gonna go like this I have to just I can't I can't do this
Starting point is 00:59:20 I'm gonna throw it straight back the second you spit yours out. I'm sitting run. All right I'm sorry. I might just go straight for the pill swallow. No, you have to chew. Okay, ready? Bro, we don't even have anything on set. Okay, ready? One, two, three. Show me your hand right now.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Show me your hand. Oh my god. Nope. Oh. Oh my god, nope. Oh I swallowed my, I swallowed my, is it bad for you? Swallow it bro, swallow it. I can't. Oh Oh shit! Oh! Oh! Oh! I need a drink bro, why? Will you get me a water too? My lips are a little spicy from touching my hand. Bro! Get the trash!
Starting point is 01:01:10 Why don't you get the trash Give me it Don't touch your face. It's over there by the door. Gabe, you want another one? I have mine still. Why are you doing this? Wait, step here. oh So sorry Eat that right now. I can't. I can't. Oh! Cam, I'm so sorry, bro. Don't rub your eyes.
Starting point is 01:02:10 My whole chest. Give me more water. Go get more water right now. Give me the water. Pay attention to the camera. Dude, I'm getting itchy. I touched my face and it was on my hands. So I understand your pain. I'm getting itchy. I touched my face and it was on my hands. So I understand your pain.
Starting point is 01:02:25 I understand your pain. My face is a little hot right now, too. I'm so sorry. It was just a little joke. What the fuck, bro? I'm never doing it again. Ah! Hey, ah!
Starting point is 01:02:45 Water! Get it! I'm not kidding. Live! I'm so sorry. Hurry! Cam, you're being a little extra. I'm so sorry bro.
Starting point is 01:03:08 I didn't think it was gonna be that bad. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't feel good about this. I'm so sorry. Yeah, shout out to co-host Reed. Oh my god. It's in my nose bro. Should I close it? Should I close it should i close it
Starting point is 01:03:34 bro i thought it was gonna be a little easier than the hot chip because it was a gummy it was this big i'm so sorry camp i don't feel good about myself water's not my mouth i'm literally like, I'm so sorry. Here you go. Here's some more water. Bro, bro, bro. Actually, I need one for myself. It's a little hot in here. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 01:03:53 I'm not kidding. I'm so sorry. I'm not. I'm so sorry, Cam. I'm so sorry. Like literally, if water's not in my mouth, it's horrendous. Hey, guys. Thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. I'm sorry to Cam.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Our new Snapchat show is available right now. Our new Snapchat is available right now. First link in the description. Patreon's still available. Mama Liv episode two is available right now. Everybody go follow Coase Cam on Instagram. He just hit 10,000 and follow him for doing this. Bro as soon as the water's not in your mouth, it gets miserable. We love Koala's Cam. I do feel bad. I thought it was going to be easier than the hot chip, so I apologize. But go check out our episode on Under the Influence. Shout out to the
Starting point is 01:04:44 watch party. Shout out to Patreon Koala Club. We out to the watch party shout out to patreon koala club we love you so much one out of ten claw bears don't make home oh the secret code is uh co-host cam chc for him being a brave soldier think what he does for y'all i love y'all so much uh one out of ten claw bears don't make home to christmas and hopefully co-host cam is here next week and he doesn't quit i love y'all so much see you next time

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