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We got co Host Cam back in the studio!
We got Go Host Cam back in the studio!
How are you doing, Bob?
I'm doing fantastic.
The reason we started this last was because
Intern Pierce was verbally accosted right before we hit go
And that's why he said he was trying to say something I said no
He said oh that sounds cool. We got it went straight to it. How are you doing Bob? What have you been up to my love?
Holy what have you been up to? What have you been doing my love? Nothing much, babe. Do you like that dude should we?
Oh my god. I kind of ship that a little bit? The internet
already thinks a lot. Especially after last week you've got some allegations. No one knows
satire, no one understands the story because it happened. It was real. It 100% happened
your ex came up to us. Okay now you're right there you're the one throwing the grenades.
You're going oop let's see. And you're just throwing and everyone's like oh wait is Cam
actually bopped? Yeah no no what did he what okay?
What did he think he was to you he hundred percent thought I was a one-night stand or an ex
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying his his thought is not my reality if I wasn't a oh oh
Oh, no, I cringe myself. What happened now?
I agree with people that say this business does this ever upset you and this I might I might be putting myself under the gun
Right now under the lamp. I don't
People that say
What's happening people that say my reality I'm gonna speak my truth
There's the truth it's not your truth. It is the truth. Nope. You're what you dig it
Just be a hundred percent. Okay, I will say that I understand
I understand like the concept of right if you and me are dating I cheat on you
Okay, would you do that to me?
Exactly. I'm a bad person. Wait, you dated me you cheat on me. No, I would never do that. You're too. You're too valuable
Okay, if we're not stupid to leave you, thank you. I'd wait till we get a ring and I'd go divorce
Give me half
Half of it all you want that car. Give me that one. You can get the third floor. I'll take second below
Oh money mine. Oh, we signed your prenup, Texas common law, baby
Wait, you would actually not sign a divorce stuff
I would oh my god, I'd make you think I'm your sweet Caroline. Oh, I'd whisper sweet nothing's right in your ear at night
I'd rub the low of your hairy back. Oh my god, then right. Oh, you're gonna get down on a knee
I'm just gonna see
You would hit it and quit it. Oh, oh hey it and quit it. I'd hit it and restart the game
I'd get I'd restart with another man at level 500 because now I'm set for life. You can not don't have a kid with me
Don't have a kid with me. I'm gonna get the money and he's gonna stay with you
You are evil. No, I would never do that. I okay 100%
I would I would love you to my dying day Me too, 100% I am a loyal creature
It would be like my dream to wake up in the morning and see you with just an apron on
Making me pancakes and bacon and bacon a little bit of sizzle hit some perp peaky white nipples
No, no, no, I slap you on that kiss right on that shit
My chin a Lot of surface area.
Bro, when I got the beard, it hit it a little bit.
I never had a massive chin.
I had a big chin.
Big difference between big and massive.
What's that guy from that crimson chin?
I was, I never looked like crimson.
You never did.
Billy goat a little bit.
Billy goat, yes, Billy goat and Egyptian, 100%.
Now when I say that that I don't mean
Like modern-day Egyptian. I'm saying like oh the old school like sarcophagus like with this whole thing
I had a very disgusting go to yeah, it was all I could grow and then I started
He started eating
And I'm not gonna lie her entire family watches
And I'm not gonna lie, her entire family watches. Hey!
No, uh...
Especially...
You did.
Oh my god, you have...
Okay, the truth.
Yes, it's truth.
And then I'll defend.
You and me date, I cheat on you, right?
Her fault.
Your truth, my truth, doesn't matter.
The truth is, we were dating, and I cheated on you.
Okay, that is true.
So what does it make you feel if I go, well, my truth...
Like, this is the problem I have with it.
My truth is you weren't paying attention to me.
You weren't giving me the love that we wanted.
So I cheated.
Okay, and that's a hundred percent?
That could be how you feel.
No, that's the truth though.
But I feel like-
I hundred percent agree with you.
I agree that it is a manipulation tactic
in that circumstance.
I feel like in other circumstances,
I think we could find somewhere it would make more sense hundred percent and I
Stand at the people like you're saying like that is their truth
I did that at a bar this weekend see that's
Threading to get
Allowed to I do it I'm getting jumped you're like dude, you'll don't let him talk to you like that, man
Dude, I could be I could be enough honky tonk and if I hit a hurt
I'm just gonna feel a tug. There's gonna be four black guys right? Yeah, say hey, bro. What you doing? Yeah, you do it
They come up with you
Yeah, I give you a permission to come after them, okay
Yes, or no that I get asked to do that in college We're in seminal. Yes
No, you do we not talk about this if we didn't every did say it again because there was a lot of new people
I got asked to do that
That that's bad. I have to do that black thing where they get in a dance line with a candy can
They do a lot of sexual stuff with their tongues and every single one of them just dripping in sweat and they got bulletproof
vests on and camo shorts.
What is that called, stroll?
Strolling.
Strolling, yeah, I got asked to do that once
and I respectfully declined.
Wait, I don't believe that.
No, I did.
In what way?
I've been in circles dancing, hitting a little jig or two.
Ooh, whoa, careful.
That was obscene.
That with a hint of AI could get me.
That was I said a.
A jig or two, a jig or two, I speak fast.
Yeah, but speaks or my brains ADHD to the max.
I think once every four and we're still going to mute it just in case.
He doesn't get it just in case you want gotta keep one so they can understand the concept.
He said jig or two.
I hit jig or two of them.
Okay and then on Patreon you can actually hear him
say the N word.
So, but he.
Instantly six degrees hotter.
I don't believe that happened because was it a person
in the fraternity that asked you to do that?
Yes.
Now, but it was, I will say this,
it was not an official, like, their party,
they were doing it, it was more of like a regular party,
and there was a couple of the guys there,
and he was like, hey bro, I came jumping in the,
you know, right, and I was like, no.
Oh, I don't, see, that's bad.
They might've get kicked out.
They might get kicked out.
Exiled for that.
Yeah.
Because I went to a bar this weekend, right,
and I was, there was a dude there I didn't know, right?
But I was with, like, we had mutual friends, so I was there was a dude there I didn't know right but
I was with like we had mutual friends so I was catching up with my mutual
friends he's their current friend right so I've seen them too in a little bit
these two these two so are you like not a friend anymore what old friend I would
say so I'm catching up with these two girls okay the dude is their friend now
oh and so I was catching up with these two girls and they know me for goofy
silly little peta all right they know me for goofy, silly, little, and I'm a paeda, all right?
They know me like a little silly, goofy boy.
Little silly, goofy, little silly, goofy boy.
A little silly, goofy, unbutton real quick.
Unbutton that little G string.
G string with a zipper is criminal.
It's a illegal, it's illegal.
Oh!
What's worse?
Stop!
Okay.
So, I literally was making a joke, and I, cause I had a couple drinks in me, and one
of my friends' dads is a, urgh, I don't know what that is, a Q-dog?
Q-dog.
Yeah.
And so, and so is Nate Jackson.
And so, so, I, I really hope I, no, you're gonna get, this is a comedy podcast, I love
every one of my, I love every one of my cue dogs.
So I went, I went,
Arrr!
Like loud.
That sounded like a Scooby-Doo.
Like a dog.
Arrr!
Like, it's like you got,
like a dog you got put down.
Yeah, a dog that has tail right over.
You said, Arrr!
Arrr!
Oh, no, this is gonna come back to haunt us.
It's good, it's all good.
So, the girls got super serious.
And I was like, oh, oopsie.
Arrr?
You're like on the come down, you thought it was gonna be
this like amazing scenic moment, you hold it, you're like,
Arrr!
And you're like, arrr.
You come back in.
You're just like this.
You go, so your current friend,
does he have a tongue like mine?
So I asked, I asked
why everybody got so serious.
And she goes, he's the, he's the
capa.
And I was like, I said, I don't know what that means.
I thought that was Q-dog.
And then I look at him, I was like, aw, bro.
He go, what's next?
And I got family that are capas too.
And so I do respect the whole thing
that they got the college gangs they got going.
Yeah, it's, I mean, it's like legalized gang.
Yeah, and I'm not, but. Yeah, but it's cool.
Well, I've heard some of the traditions
they do to get in there.
Yeah.
I'm not sucking the leg out of.
No.
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my
God, okay. I'm getting straight into it. Yeah, I know it's about
10 minutes ago you asked me how my week was dude, okay, so you I don't think it went over
Your city,
but you heard about all the tornado watches and warnings,
right, like two nights ago.
Yes, I got a text from somebody saying, are you okay?
Oh, I got a call from the county,
and it was like, immediately seek shelter.
No, I didn't get that.
It didn't go your way.
Okay, good.
So it went right over my parents' house, directly over.
The tornado?
And it was a tornado warning.
So the difference, apparently watch is like like there's enough counter wind that there
could be one a warning is like one has been spotted yeah so it was a tornado
warning went straight over my parents house sirens going off right scary so me
and Liv got the text because we're in neighboring counties so as soon as we
got that we were watching freaking Sweet Life of Mormon lives Sweet Lives of
Mormon I didn't know Zach Cody got an upgrade.
I didn't know Zach Cody got religious.
Yes, his shit went left.
We were watching that and I get a call
and it's like a crazy tornado.
So we turn on the news and I FaceTime my mom.
Oh God.
Dude, we know my dad, right?
Oh yeah.
We know my dad.
He's a very- Assassin.
Yes, he is.
Okay, he's a great sneak.
But he's also very in tune. Like a he is. Okay, he's a great sneak, but he's also very
in tune, like a little more maybe than he should be for his age. Right. And he's very
no-nonsense policies. I mean, my dad's the type, he would come home, he'd park his car
in the driveway and put the crowbar on the steering wheel and lock it with a key. He's
like, ain't no a** you can take in my car. He's vigilant. Yeah, very big. Very much so.
So my dad, right, I call my mom.
She's already in the bathroom.
And the sirens are going on in their city.
Yeah.
I'm like, are y'all OK?
She's like groggy.
She's like, yeah, yeah.
All of a sudden, the phone just rips off of her face.
It goes straight to my dad.
And bless his heart, he's never good at FaceTime.
It's not like clear right there.
He rips it, and it's like a POV right here. He's like, I had to wake your mother up. She was in her
pajamas dead asleep. We could have been gone. And he starts screaming at the
phone. My dad's in two hoodies. My dad is wearing two hoodies, jeans. This is 1030
at night. Two hoodies, jeans, socks, shoes. Yeah. He goes, I had to wake your mom up
because God forbid there's a tornado rips our roof off. She's half naked with no and socks on he goes. I woke her up told her to put on some clothes and some shoes
I go dad. I'm pretty sure it might just get some hail right you're gonna be okay
Peyton
When I tell you my father yeah for a severe thunderstorm what it ended up being yeah at the time tornado warning
He had a generator in the bathroom
He had water he had snacks
He had a blanket, and he had both phone chargers
He then had a wire like a portable charger yeah, you would have thought we were getting new yeah
You're thought you're taking a fall shelter. I said what are you pot like what are you doing?
My mom's in the background playing like Candy Crush.
She's pissed.
And she's like, he woke me up for this,
like we're gonna be completely all right.
And he literally rips the phone again.
He goes, you never know mother nature's undefeated.
He goes, she ain't never lost once,
and you can't fight back.
And he goes, I gotta go, I gotta turn on the satellite.
I said, no, if you went.
Dude, he was like doomsday. My question to Mike is right if your house god forbid gets uprooted what's the blanket doing? What's the generator power? What's
the portable charger gonna do if mom's naked, the car's in the street, everything's ripped off? What
is that gonna do? Yeah the generator's gonna really power the house back in the street, everything's ripped off, what is that gonna do?
Yeah, the generator's gonna really power the house back up.
I mean, it's like,
your refrigerator's two miles away.
What are you doing?
No, you have nothing, but you got your blanket.
You got a blanket and shoes on your feet.
It's unreal.
Your dad actually might be the equalizer.
Like, if you think about it,
your dad is Denzel from Washington, dude.
That is the most vigilant person I've ever met.
Dude, it's terrifying.
He'll be walking around, he's just...
It's like, what did you do in the past?
Something happened to my...
Were you in the CIA?
Who are you?
What would you do, like night agent?
If I found out...
If you found out that your parents were like CIA secret
operatives of like the top top top of the government what would you do if you
found that out? Dude first off I think they'd have to off me or I don't know
well I mean hopefully not hopefully they still love me but if I find out the
secrets blown first things first my mom is a literal mastermind. She is the greatest mind
we've ever had
because she plays this, oh honey, I would never do that.
I don't like violence.
The whole time she's scaling buildings,
tranquilizer darts, no.
I've seen your mom get cussed out
in the Chick-fil-A parking lot and apologize.
Yeah, she's like, I'm sorry, okay, God.
I don't even want my food.
She drives off.
She's already paid for it.
Good God.
Now my dad, if I find out my dad
was taking some black market contracts,
that's why he stays up late at night.
Yeah.
We think he's on TikTok on his iPad.
He's really just signing docu-signs.
Yeah, you think he's doing-
He's like, I'll be in Guam next week.
You think he's UPS packaging all day,
but he's really spying.
Oh, he's dropping off packages.
It's just not, it's not from Amazon.
Yeah, 100%.
I would flip. I'd have to, it's not from Amazon. It's not you. Yeah, 100%. I would flip.
I'd have to, I would immediately ask about stories,
but then I'd probably,
I would probably try to become a PI on my own father.
I would try to follow him around.
Oh, you know you wouldn't be able to.
Oh yeah, he would know,
he would know I'm there from 20 miles out.
Yeah, Mike's different.
He's very different.
Mike knows when I'm hungry.
Yeah, he's like, Payton, I just got a feeling.
You want a little meal?
Wanna come over here?
Yeah, you're sitting there, how the f***? Yeah, when's like Payton I just got a feeling you want a little you want a little meal want to come over here Yeah, listen there
Yeah, when I lived alone and y'all would like cook here like on Sundays
He would just call me on a random say I know you don't have food. Yeah, I look at my fridge
It's spiders crawling out the
Yeah, you go yeah, I'll be over. Yeah, you're right Mike bro that oh my god. That is let's Lord. Yeah be Kennedy's Lord
Bro, that, oh my God, that is, that's lore. That'd be Kennedy lore.
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And speaking of, you brought up the tornado
and people's houses blowing over.
God forbid if anybody's house is got yeah
I hope not, but I think an hour the one we're talking about
I think it was just major thunderstorms with some hail no I saw some videos on the news while I was on the treadmill
People's houses are literally gone. Oh, that was further away though. Oh, it's not I don't care about
Sound like that. I'm saying like it wasn't our meeting my people so good luck
No, I feel bad for y'all too. Yeah, and so
It's kind of in the same vein, right? I
Said on this podcast before I genuinely don't trust infrastructure
I've said it before like I don't trust the building in which we are on right now
I don't trust these people that build it. I don't trust whoever thought of it. I don't trust the the material, right?
But that was just me blindly saying that.
I genuinely do not trust construction
because down the street from my house,
they are building one of the biggest apartment complexes
I have ever seen.
Every day I drive past this thing
and I've seen it get built from its conception,
like from ground level, right?
To what it is now.
They're at the part where I can see the shell of this place.
Yes.
I did not know construction is just 100% wood.
It's not 100% wood.
It is 100% wood and I will put a picture up right now of it
No, there's not Cameron. That's the framing of the walls of the stairs
That's frame him. It is a hundred percent wood it what I've seen
I swear to God and I got I got out and I looked at it. I swear to God I
Looked at it. I got out of my car and looked at it and they're up there building hammering sawing
they're putting windows up and it's just wood. I see the ground it's just wood the walls just
wood. Dog I've seen some of the tenants in these apartments them can't fit in there.
You add you add two of those two of those people and an Ikea couch that whole place is crumbling dude.
those two of those people and an Ikea couch that old place is crumbling dude are you kidding me
no no no I don't trust you. It is not just wood
don't come for Ikea and don't come for our big friends
don't do that because we love them both we love them all
there's okay don't go in that apartment you're not going to get the apartments off of
the key blank. The wood is the framing.
The wood is the framing.
Do you really think, you really think, your house right now
is just wood?
Just wood?
No.
All right then.
No, because there's drywall.
It's like wood and drywall and scintillation.
First.
Scintillation.
Installation.
Installation. They install it. The pink shit, right? Yes, dude.? Installation. Installation.
Installation.
They install it to pink shit, right?
Yes, dude, I always wanted to eat it.
My mom said no as a kid.
I went up to my attic and I tried to sneak up there and eat it like a little rat.
She grabbed me by the ankle.
You were trying-
Get down!
I'm gonna make sure that you said that on camera properly.
You were trying to eat fiberglass installation as a kid because it resembled cotton candy.
Oh, I didn't know there was glass in it.
You would have been so f***ed up if you would have chewed that.
Or I would have been Spider-Man.
Oh yeah, honestly you and your track record you'd have been a f***ing villain.
Okay but how can you trust construction if 90% of an apartment building that they are
building is just wood?
First off, haven't seen your picture, still think you're wrong, definitely concrete at
the bottom. No no, I will agree with that. The bottom floor is all concrete. First off, haven't seen your picture, still think you're wrong, definitely concrete at the bottom.
No, no, I will agree with that.
The bottom floor is all concrete.
Yes.
Cam, it's 17,000 feet in the air.
They haven't put the outside on yet.
Okay, but I'm saying in the middle.
You don't build the shell and then build up.
You frame it and then you.
So what's, so okay, what's gonna go on each floor?
On each floor?
So like, I can see the floors, right?
I can see the floor. it's like hollowed out,
and it's just wood.
And I can see where the divisions of the floor
are gonna be, and they put wood stacked up on the floor.
How are they gonna put concrete
that's got holes in it?
Because you just said it's wood, you moron!
They wood it down, they put a little rebar.
It's like wood that's like this,
it's like crossed like that.
Oh, it's crossed Hollywood, little finger scissor wood, it's crossed. Holywood. Yes finger scissor
Finger scissor cross holy yeah, I don't trust it and I see them walking on eating sandwiches. That's the route
I thought you're going I don't I thought you say I don't trust construction cuz every time I drive by one of them's playing
A casino game gambling his life away one smoking cigs and one's drinking a 40 and I know they all have problems
Just like me and they're going up there, man
Cheated on me and banging the way and I don't get how they build that
without like a picture
Like they got hella memory or they're good freestylers
You're I'm a son a freestyler. It's called a blueprint a
I'm a son a freestyler. It's called a
blueprint a blueprint it shows exactly
What has to be in each spot? Tell me one time you've gone outside of construction site and seen a piece of paper Oh my god, you're so you're so just feeble. You don't know the guy there. There's one guy that is but he's like the head coach
He's like the Bill Russell, right? Yeah, he is the coach of all the workers. You know, it's a little porta potty looking
No, not people not people
Humans and the
Porta like the little trailer. Yeah the trailers
Yeah, it's a sitting AC all day with the blueprints, just checking, doing his little ruler, making sure everything's right.
Everyone else goes off what he says.
He's the coach.
He calls 30 second timeout, they're coming to turn it.
Okay, then how are they out there for four months straight
and they see the blueprint once,
they have a little team meeting before
and they're like, yeah, we can build
this whole 18,000 foot apartment complex.
I almost smacked in your hair, Jen.
They don't go, they don't look at it one time and go,
ready, break, we'll see you in November.
Okay, when is one time you've gone to a construction site
and you see them looking at a piece of paper?
They're always there.
First off, they're working when we're asleep.
They're savages.
They work before the birds even up.
Exactly.
Because it gets too hot.
We don't see their in and outs.
Okay, but any time I look-
When do people walk in and see us on the mic
and see us setting up?
Okay, I want anybody watching this
because a lot of people are gonna come after me.
I wanna see anybody-
Rightfully so.
I wanna see anybody that's watching this.
I want anybody that's watching this.
Go past the construction site and take a picture of any of them looking at a piece of paper.
I want the people that work in construction. Send a picture of your blueprint to DMZ. We
have too big of a reach. I don't know if that's contractually allowed though. No, because
I'll steal the blueprints. I'll build it myself. I definitely think I could build an apartment
complex if I had the blueprint. I think if you weren't in charge of making a blueprint the building would crumble and people would be sacrificed
That's what I think I think you'd be like dude. I went for this like funky spiral staircase
I just like didn't want to have a spine. I thought it'd be pretty cool to like look levitating
They're like let's check it out. That's pretty stark. They fall right through and they just fall down
You know I went for a quadruple wide glass framed window,
but I didn't make it bulletproof.
So one hailstorm, you're kind of.
That would be, you're, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Dog, if we did this, God, this is so on brand.
If we both had to make a blueprint of a house.
My, lame, boring, I could sell it for market value,
but you can live there for 30 years. You have four walls and a roof. That's Cam market value, but you can live there for 30 years.
You have four walls and a roof.
That's Cam's house.
But you can live there for 30 years.
Yeah.
Your **** is gonna look like a dufus smurfs is moving in.
It's gonna have a driveway on the third floor.
How do you get your car up there?
You're gonna have an elevator that's like push powered or something.
Your house, you're gonna sell it four times the market value and people are gonna die.
And people are gonna buy it.
People are gonna buy it and then perish.
Okay.
You're gonna build like a ghostly mansion.
Okay?
That was rough.
You don't care about our people?
I do, but limited liability waiver.
Oh my God.
You know, I'm gonna need you to sign that right there.
First of all, if you buy a house that Peyton Harden built himself, you suck. It's your fault. That is 100% your fault.
You're at your own risk. But I could definitely come up with a cool idea.
Yes, you're very very creative. It wouldn't work. No, it wouldn't. Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm exposing you. This man on our meeting the other day said, yeah I
really want to do something. I'm just pretty sure it's like illegal
That's the type of his creativity that'd be the same your house that you're gonna buy from this man, dude I mean honestly if you think about it
It's really smart
But like I just don't really think I should put the waterfall right in the middle of living room like I understand
It's gonna drip down from the bathroom, but it's probably not gonna be like that's his idea
I really did say that I mean literally said that like so serious
Oh god, man. I thought of this thing. I'm just pretty sure it's illegal
I'm like that is a crazy one-liner to hear
We have these like team meetings and then so it's like
Like if we want it like any big idea that needs funding or something. We'll talk about it and I had one
What the legal problem? I still working on I'm talking to our
lawyers I'm sure we're trying to figure a way around it it's just hard to do it
here is the only part because that mean cuz we're in Texas here in the state no
in this building cuz that glass it hard what we shooting glass out no but it
would be it's a it would be a cool thing we get naked no you ever seen Mission Impossible
I'm really thinking about it. It's a really fun idea
I will personally fund the project if you get the okay on the legal thing for you to get
Attached to a wire and scale this building I
Will I will literally fund it with my money the surprise if you scale a building I'm gonna have all of Dallas
Down below us cheering you on and you're gonna be shaking like a I take a shot a
Shot you're gonna need like like
Medical drugs to do that you would be so bro. I don't think you understand how scared you be
Yeah, you would be death others. You couldn't pay me do that and for you, but you you are a you're a master of the craft Oh, yeah, I figured out give it all to the game. I figured out I
Want to do it like have you walk it up?
Was doing a pod like that
Thank you, Pierce.
Oh, good job, Pierce.
You wanted to do an episode from the side of a skyscraper.
100%.
And you didn't ask me about it?
Well, it would've been like a surprise.
It would've been like, it was gonna be-
Oh, I'd be like, surprise, instantly sick,
sorry, going home, bye-bye.
Oops, they're only here for a day,
sorry, we can record tomorrow, bye.
It would've been like this, we would be here,
and then these people would come in in briefcases
and suits with harnesses, and they'd be like,
come on, come on, come on, come on.
And you'd be so confused, and then we'd have a guy
with a handheld camera and run us out,
and then you'd instantly get attached.
And then you'd go,
ffff, 300 feet in the air.
Are we being-
That'd be a sick idea, wouldn't it?
Are we being...
Thank you.
That's a fire idea.
Thank you.
I can't lie, fire idea.
Thank you.
But are we being real?
I'm surprised you don't have...
Are we being real?
Yeah, but I'm surprised you don't have a new confidence
about yourself after the news.
Oh God.
Now that, now I don't even know exactly where you're going,
but that sounds like a Claymore if I've ever heard one that sounds like you just lead me right to a trap
Oh, it's not a setup. I'm surprised. You don't have like this more like kind of like walk around your chest out a little more
I'll bite what news that gingers are black
Do you hear that Bob congrats, man? First off. I'm not ginger. You keep pushing this narrative. I'm not ginger
I already looked it up on ancestral calm calm Can we that's not a race?
Incest or calm if I have what word are you saying ancestry there? We go ancestry
Ancestral it's a star
astronomical it's all right I
Looked it up if there's a reddish hint in my beard as a caucasian man that means someone in my lineage
Was ginger that means I might
come from the beautiful potato land itself. But didn't they all...the people that relied
on the potatoes...
The potato famine. Potatoes got bad. They got bad. They were eating mashed, frenched,
fried, smileys. They were eating it all
Every single slowly stopped showing up to work
That's when they started missing their kids ball games
Hey coach is gone this week next week players are gone
He had a but next week fans are gone and all those left just little potatoes potatoes started growing arms and legs. They're like
Isn't that when they had to wear the crow mask the ones that look like Satanists. Yeah, yeah, dude that that era
All on some bad potatoes, but you're your ground, but you're black congrats, I don't think I am though
No, you don't ask no don't ask no you wouldn't be allowed to do a thing
Don't even ask that no you wouldn't be allowed to ask nor thing. Don't even ask that. No, you wouldn't be allowed to ask or do no.
Say it, do it, no.
Feel it, be there, no.
You can't do it, no.
Your life does not change.
Then don't call me black.
You get cool with daft pubs maybe.
I don't know, I don't want daft pubs.
I want that truth.
If I'm black, let me be black.
Let me be black.
I can't, no, we gotta stop.
And the first time he speeds up,
I'll be like, ah!
F***.
Holy s***. Be nicer. Yeah, I can't I know we got in the first time he speeds up a guy No, holy nice sir, I go with the guy do prove it
Pierce loves those jokes man. Oh my god. I don't think anybody loves him more than yeah hundred percent relishes in that oh my god
Yeah, 100%. Just relishes in that.
Oh, my God.
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Dude, okay, I came across, I gotta, I gotta put you on game. Put me on daddy.
And then I have a question with it. Yeah, you're just, you're just hypersexualized.
Do I look good today? You like my rumps? Like my rumps, humps and lumps?
Do I have more humps and lumps? That's an honest question.
I think it's lumps. Yes.
You're a lump.
I only got one hump. I got a lot of lumps.
You're like, dude, I had one a little too high the other day.
You're like an old lab. You know how they get all bumpy?
Oh, dude, I'm not gonna lie lie and I'm sorry to name-drop if you rub Malcolm's back for about five minutes, you'll find a golf ball
He's having a hard time he's almost done
You know
The only reason I say is dusty did the same thing his just like little babies
Malcolm lap dusty in this game of life, so oh he did literally doubled
Getting closer Lee Dusty's like 12. Yes, Malcolm like 20
Staying he's like I was not a good dog. I know where I'm going.
I need to stay here. He's going to hell. Malcolm eviscerates children.
Oh, Malcolm is going to dog hell. Malcolm's going to be sitting at the right hand on a
bathroom. Oh my God. Speaking of that. Sorry, I don't know what you're about to dog hell. Malcolm's gonna be sitting at the right hand on a bathroom head. Oh my God!
Speaking of that, sorry, I don't know what you're about
to get into.
Oh, I won't forget it.
Okay, okay.
Me and my family came down to visit this weekend.
Yes.
My family came down to visit this weekend
and they wanted to go see Malachi, Cam's son.
Yes.
And Liv.
Sorry.
I go, see, see!
So, first off, the text he sent is actually crazy though before you get into it
What have you literally texted me Saturday Sunday morning goes hey, bro?
Can my fam can me and my fit can I bring my family over to see your kid?
And then like I don't respond because that's disrespectful and then two minutes later he goes and you I guess period
Are you nuts? That's a factual statement. That's that's 100%% real that's my parents have seen you for almost a decade exactly love me love me and they
love the fellowship and family I bring yes
He goes dude, yeah
A middle finger to the tongue you like not for pleasure is wicked Dude one time you said one time me and cam were really drunk one night, right?
Oh my I don't know where I have this note and he's like I gotta throw up
But he's like but he was before he can make him no no I was like
No, you did not no you did not no you did not
He said cut. Oh god. You I thought you said you had braces
Anyway, I do yours. I'm like grabbing the retainer like
Dude I brush for the first time in a couple weeks. We'll get to that.
Dude, that's...
So...
There's nothing that turns me off quicker. Like, just pisses me off.
We went to Cam's house, right? It was me and my dad pressed in on my mom.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, there's one thing about my dad. He is a grimey... That's where I get
it from. He is a grime fest.
Oh, I forgot. forgot so we're all
sitting in the living room right Malachi is on the floor on his little play thing
and a baby trying to roll over Liv sitting there with Malachi talking to my
mom we're all sitting there right you mean press them we're all spread out
all spread out just in this living room area right there's a downstairs bathroom
on the whole other side of the downstairs
Like you got to walk a little bit to get there, right and behind another wall. Yes, so you it's camps
I was massive. So you got to go left right left right down left left. Close that door
Oh, you're gonna go dead straight left. Close the door. Yeah, but it's far away. It's far away from where we were at, right?
That's fair. So we're all talking having a good time
My dad's gone for copious time. And so we didn't think anything of it because my dad would leave
every 10 minutes to go do some pull-ups. He literally would go into the, I have a gym in
my garage for live. Stop it. Don't make the jokes. I wasn't gonna say anything. And his dad was in
the middle of a conversation with us. We were talking to your father. Yeah, and he literally don't care. Yes
Can't listen to you anymore. I'm gonna do the books. He goes out there cranks 15 pull-ups comes back in
Yes, and so we're like, okay, he's in and out doing pull-ups. He's stemming. That's his step. Yes to go do pull-ups. He's like
So he's going to do we were sitting there he's gone. Yeah, like 30 minutes. We don't think anything of it.
30 minutes, he's gone.
We don't think anything of it
because he's like one of those weird dogs
you just gotta let go.
Gotta let it go.
Right?
I'm getting a whiff of something, right?
And I'm like, ooh, I was at Kam's house.
Mike's, Mizzle's, and Mum's.
Yeah, I was like, Ruby's right here
and Malachi's right here.
I was like, one of them might have farted.
And Ruby was just sitting down on my lap.
And you know, sometimes she'll fart and run away.
So I thought that was enough,
but I didn't want to bring it up
because it wasn't too bad.
Good man.
Like three or four more minutes go by and I'm like,
this smell is following me.
And so I'm like, I gotta leave this area.
I go into the middle ground between the bathroom
and where we were at.
I'm in this middle ground and I go, oh
And I go Cameron. Cameron, Ruby somewhere over here. Wait, there's s*** right here.
There's s*** right here.
Cause y'all know Ruby will leave some dynamite and you'll just smell it and then you'll see it, right?
Oh my god.
I thought that was the situation.
Cam goes no way.
Ruby!
He goes that stands up goes to where I'm at.
Cam, you take it from here.
I literally get up, I'm looking for my dog.
I know the smell, it's my dog, she's a coward.
And I know her poop spots as well.
So I get over there and I go, there's not even one of her territories over here.
Like, what is he talking about?
The second I get over there, I'm like, oh my goodness, what is that?
I go further, oh my goodness. What is that? I go further. It gets worse like every step
It's getting stronger more pungent stronger volatile everything and I'm not seeing dog poop and I'm literally at this point
I'm like, oh my it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled in my life
I get to the wall that my bathroom is like this little half hallway and I look I see a
Shut door and lights on and I hear your father's phone
and I go you sick son of a I literally screamed it run back into the living room
and I go your dad's a I said oh my god it I you need to speak to this as well
dude it literally stunk my entire bottom floor of the house no no and halfway up
halfway up the stairs I went halfway up the stairs and I could not outrun this I don't understand how that's human the Malachi go
Malachi spit up on himself
Don't it was it was when I say my dad got a dead dragon like literally
And I it got it was so bad. He comes out slow walking and cackling. He's like,
he goes,
he goes,
I light a candle,
hand it to him,
give him a bottle of Febreze.
And it was so bad.
I go, bro, you need to learn to courtesy flush.
He goes, I did three times.
And I'm like,
if you courtesy flushed three times,
every time you left your butt,
you flushed,
how does my entire house smell like Chernobyl right now?
And Liv got hot.
Oh, it was pissed.
It was like, you dirty.
She's like, my child.
Dude, and Mal guy sitting there.
It was, I mean, it was unbelievable.
And then me being me, me and my dad always competitive.
I started lighting his living room up.
I hit some of these, CJ knows, when I get in this bag
and start letting loose.
Dude, and he does it like mid punchline.
He'll be like, God, I saw the craziest thing the other day.
It kind of looked like this thing right here.
He just farts.
And he, oh my God, your mom was getting mad.
Yeah, my mom hates it.
At one point I said, y'all two need to leave.
I said, you and your dad need to get out of my house. I said said Preston, Nanny, y'all can stay. They gotta go. Yeah that was that was unreal. Yeah I'm sorry.
I still genuinely don't like I'm not even being funny. I don't know how that's real. No like I my
worst poop in my life. Yeah. If I didn't flush it. So sorry if you're eating. Yeah sorry we got it. It's
it's just on brand at this point. If I did if I I did what if I didn't poop or if I didn't flush the worst poop
My life, it would not do that much damage. It's like it's radius that your dad's poops have it's unreal
My dad got a little offended right my dad got a little fitted
He was like y'all don't know what bad smells are and I said I really like what are you talking about?
He goes my dad used to smoke cigarettes I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, You know how bad that was?
You gotta move out.
He probably had a couple of Folgers black coffee too.
He said they're...
And then blow it out.
Yo, nah, nah, he's going to hell.
Oh, for multiple reasons.
Ow!
He's so deep in there.
Oh, he's so deep in there.
Oh, sh**.
Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. Oh
Man oh I'm gonna get some phone
There we go, all right, all right, I don't know what we've been talking about for the past 15 minutes. I genuinely oh my god
He's 100%
100% got a belly. Oh, yeah with a loose beater on and tidy white.
He's around his ankles.
I think he had a heart attack in the middle of that one
because I remember he had a heart attack in the bathroom.
He's fine, he made it out alive.
But I think he's smoking a cig.
Collapsed, that's too much body.
I mean, dude, if we're being honest,
I don't think we can even begin to think about that smell black coffee
poop and a marlboro red in a bath in a in a six by six room, dude. Oh
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You should know podcast.
Here's what I was going to say 20
minutes ago. So who's.
What I was going to say was I
got to put you on game and then ask
a question.
OK, I came across this
girl's TikTok page and I don't remember her like name.
I'm sorry.
Uh, it's like Julia something.
Right.
Oh, that's I've never met a bad looking Julia.
Well, I go, well, I go, there's a first for everything.
I'm kidding.
I go, see, they're going to have today.
I'm just kidding.
They're going to try to find.
I'm not.
They will find it.
I know. But I, I, they're going to type in what you say and to put Julia. Yeah. 100%. I'm, I'm completely kidding. They're gonna try to find out. They will find I know but I'm gonna type in what you saying to put Julia Yeah, I'm completely kidding them. But there's there's multiple layers
Multiple layers to what I'm about to say. So the first thing is it can't I'm first off. I'm an honest viewer
I'm an honest viewer of tik-tok. You're not you're a coward. Let's break that down. What are you laughing at?
I mean you said it big people got in that apartment complex they fall through the floor
And I mean cuz I put a name tag on it
Julius Julius are fantastic
Julia Fox Julie Julie. Oh, she is that's a woman right Julie
Transformers trial above yes, Julie. I know why that not? Uncut Jim. It's Megan Fox, not Julia.
No, Uncut Jim is Julia Fox.
Kanye's ex. Uncut Jams.
Uncut Jams.
Okay, buckle up.
Listen, the bus is dirty.
The buses are nasty.
Okay.
I don't want them to find my chicken noodle soup.
Yeah. I would have hated to be your friend, dog.
I would have been like be your friend, dog.
I would have been like, dude, let's watch like Kobe Bryant.
I would have been like,
let's watch grandma's making cookies.
I would have been like, I'm going home.
Anyway, this woman named Julia,
I said I'm an honest viewer
cause I'll watch random TikToks.
Even if I don't like it, I'll watch it.
I'll get my chance.
Yeah, you're weird to yourself.
I have physically watched him scroll through TikTok
like this.
That quick. That's okay, there's a reason.
Give it a chance to breathe.
No, each time I get on TikTok-
You could be skipping gold.
Each time I get on TikTok,
I'm looking for a specific thing.
I want my algorithm to-
How can you see anything if you're going like this?
Because if I wanted it to be basketball,
I can tell if Lizzo's on there.
I'm not watching basketball content.
Lizzo, what were you looking at?
She looks nice.
Props to her, good job.
She's been looking nice though.
This girl, Julie, right?
Comes up on my on my for you page and she does
reviews of food
No food now the second weird part is she said she starts her videos with come with me
To try said food she never leaves the bathroom. So I'm immediately, I'm just confused.
The captions say food reviews. Oh no. The video says come with me to try this, she never
leaves the bathroom and it's a one take Drake. Like she doesn't show the food, she doesn't
get in the car, we're not going with you anywhere. We're just listening to her talk about these
foods. But she literally says come with me to try. So those are the two first things.
I just don't get it right and maybe that's all
Okay, we're good. Oh, no. We're good. All right. I thought she was like reviewing it coming out I
Would have I would have literally bought a napalm strike and
Found where this woman lives if she was reviewing her
Turds after eating new cool niche restaurants. She said review
the new Cajun pasta. She goes little spicy coming in, little more coming out.
No I would have done illegal. That's not a bad idea though. That's not really.
It's not but you can't show that. Anyway. Yeah.
I go, oh god it hurts.
She, so she doesn't leave,
she's reviewing the foods, but the problem
I have, right? And she has this
like very steady, almost like a broadcaster
voice. Like it's monotone but it's not
annoying. But she never, there's no fluctuation.
So I'm like, my
idiot, she's just circling. And then it
dawns on me. dishes. She's name
Or some of the longest names
I'm gonna read these to you. Okay, so I can literally show you the video. I'm not making any of this
I'm going to read this to you and I want I just want your opinion and then I have a question. Okay
to you. And I want I just want your opinion and then I have a question. Okay. Come with me to try the brand new Yuzu
pepperoni cup ranch vodka pasta sausage.
Gladly.
The Yuzu is that like honestly,
if you asked me to describe what color that is, I couldn't even know what it tastes
like. I don't know what it is.
I don't know what genre of food that is. The yuzu pepperoni cup ranch vodka pasta sausage hole
What the fuck am I eating bro? Oh my god? Oh you cut that light. Oh your thing hit the bar
Oh, I'm so sorry. No, I thought it was the overhead. That's strange. Are we ready to record again? We're super ready
Payton's Payton's Payton's fat haunches turned off one of our overhead lights,
so you had to turn it back on.
Okay, that's the first dish.
Second one, ready?
Yep.
Again, just tell me what you even think this is.
Dubai chocolate cream cheese,
everything bagel cinnamon bun.
Seen that.
What?
I swear to God I've seen that.
Isn't that the chocolate
with the little green mother in it?
Yeah, that's the first two words.
And then there's cream cheese cheese everything bagel cinnamon bun.
Oh!
So it's a cinnamon roll with everything bagel seasoning with green pistachio cream cheese
chocolate on it.
F*** you for making that.
That is like, that is like you were, you were, you were fried and said, give me that TikTok
shop chocolate, go make cinnamon rolls, get a little bit of everything bagel and some
cream cheese.
Yeah, you gotta be, you gotta be fried out of your mind to make that. That's not weed hot, that's DMT.
Yeah, that's that.
You can't get that on camera.
You're on.
Here we go.
Next one.
Come with me, and she says it like this.
Come with me to try the new Nashville Hot
Saffron Mochi Wagyu Beef Sandwich.
Like, why are the names so long?
Oh!
No one's ordering this
I'm not going up to it. I'm never in my life gonna walk up to you say hey, dog
Let me get let me get a yuzu pepperoni cup ranch vodka pasta sausage
I can't even describe what these say where do you buy these things? Where do you find it?
And oh my god the place she lives. Yeah, it's called
Miamiapolis Wisconsin. There's a bunch of...
Yeah she's from...
They're from a different era bro.
They're multiverses.
She's like those same people that you know the ones that...
What was that family?
The Whitakers?
They lived there?
You went to school right Ray?
Ah!
Ah! It's educational. It is. You went to school right Ray?
It's educational.
It is.
Basically a bunch of brothers and sisters.
No!
In West Virginia.
Weird.
The Whittaker's.
I remember the first time I saw that.
I was in my underwear.
I thought- My mom showed me on a home desktop.
I thought I showed you in my place.
Oh no, my mom showed me that.
My mom showed me a bunch of things that have f***ed me up.
Your mom, yeah, she was preparing you for World of Warfare. Go no, my mom showed me that. My mom showed me a bunch of things that have Me up. Your mom, yeah, she was preparing you for world. Yeah. Golly, my mom was sheltering me. She said don't look at those
Those aren't right. My mom said look
Two more. Yeah
Come with me to try the new grilled cheese salmon corn casserole soup chowder
Like are you f***ing kidding me?
That's like a f***ing you kidding me?
This sounds like you have Dwight Schrute packed a lunch.
Literally.
That's exactly what these are.
And the last one, which is arguably the worst.
So we went to this place and come with me to try the new spicy heavy cream caviar vodka
martini with blue cheese olives a la mode.
That's a drink.
That's a drink.
No drink in the history of alcohol should be that long dude I wish
so she does not show images show the food they don't think this is real she
doesn't I can show you the video right now but I don't want to do that yeah she
doesn't show the food yeah doesn't eat the food she doesn't leave her bathroom
so I'm like is she trolling me am I a rat in a race I need to see what she
looks like cuz I can tell crazy she looks very honest and those are the ones I'll get showed it Ted Bundy you know what I mean yeah you
know what I mean she's like we can just go we have a great time watch a little
movie exactly Dahmer had people come back to the crib and such a foot knife
down knife go turn on the movie I'll be right back. No, I'm not getting from Meldehyde. Why would you ask? I definitely think Dahmer could have could have Rizzed up CJ
CJ would have been like a beer or movie in a good time. He's like fuck me call Call of Duty on
He's like fuck you throw Call of Duty and some antioxidant fruits in there, I'll stay the
night.
CJ was like, is that a frozen fruit?
And it's somebody's pancreas.
He goes, hell, they said these were healthy.
Right when he's biting into it.
Oh yeah, CJ would have got, got.
Oh my God.
But my question was oh my question was
would you like if you I want to see if you're in the same headspace as me if we open up
a restaurant and you made some cool right right like what would you name it my it'd
be like good bread like we have the good bread we don't have spicy martini, veggie pasta,
cream cheese, blue olives, all in most.
Oh no, see I hate, it's one of my biggest pet peeves
when dishes are named after the ingredients.
Yeah!
That should be in little font under.
Give me a big name, little font with ingredients.
Give me the grand pasta.
Tell me what's in it. Exactly.
Not spicy martini, Veggiatoni, Rigatoni,
some, some, some, Blue Cheese Olives Alamo.
With a half a tablespoon of this.
I don't give a f***.
Just name it something cool.
Exactly.
No one can order that without looking at their phone.
Think about that.
Yeah.
If you don't have a menu in front of me, I physically can't give you my money.
Dude, I would have a bunch of cool names, Cam.
Exactly.
Regular, okay, say we made a dope cheeseburger.
Dope cheeseburger had a good little spice to it.
It's called the...
The Sloppy Toppy.
Whoa! Whoa! Okay, we invented a new fries. You double fry them. Dope cheeseburger had a good little spice to it. It's called the sloppy top
Okay, we invented a new fries you double frying they're extra crispy they're called the power bottoms
Get some sloppy don't get a sloppy top you side order a power bottoms like that's a fire restaurant Yeah, okay couple more with it with the drink a nice martini called the dominant the Dama what the
dominatrix the hell's in that drink some red leather
What?
Okay.
I don't know if this is gonna get monetized or not. We fused two goaded appetizers together.
It's fried pickles-
Wait, hold on.
Fried pickles with a side of queso.
We whip that together, we serve it at the same time, and it's called a-
Mm-mm.
What were you gonna say? You look like a f***ing skater.
Oh my god, you look like you're wearing supers right now.
Okay, what I was gonna say...
It has to get muted.
Fried pickles with a side of queso, we put it out at the same time.
It's a shareable?
It's a shareable, it's right there, it's called the.
What?
If it's a shareable.
If you want a PG version, the swingers.
Bro, that is a sex restaurant.
That's good though, yeah, you have a freaking restaurant.
To get in, it's like a cover charge,
but it's like you just gotta show something vulnerable.
Like you don't have to pay money to be like
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All right, buddy. So I have something to tell you and you inspired me. I'll just say that.
How long was the closet and how long were you in there?
How big was it and how long were you in there?
I knew the whole time. We loved you, baby.
We love you the same.
Ain't no worries. We love you the same.
And none of this should matter. And none of this shit matters.
None of this shit matters in this world.
We're all just little specks of dust on this world, man.
We're gonna be put six feet deep and who cares about legs deep.
I'm like Tyson.
That guy's the regular Joe Smoke.
Doesn't matter.
We're all gonna die.
Okay, you have something, a secret to tell me.
You, yes, and you inspired me.
So first, I want to give you your flowers.
Peyton inspired me to be a better man.
And then I'm gonna get straight to it.
So, pretty much for the bane of our existence, I've always been the healthier friend.
And that's just obvious. Now, I have became lackluster. Some would say lackluster.
You got thick.
One more time for the audio. Lackluster.
Got thick.
No, I didn't say that, you b****. I didn't say I got thick. I said I got lackluster with health.
Little overlap on the pants.
Little, little. I had to start buying 40s.
Whenever you put on a belt, you gotta lift.
Yeah, I go,
I go,
oh.
I do that too.
Oh, I do too, if the pants too tight.
But you inspired me to slowly creep back
into my healthy bag.
And I did that by going to a food market.
So something like your Whole Foods Sprouts, but it wasn't like name brand, it was like a franchise. It was like a food market. So something like your Whole Foods Sprouts,
but it wasn't like name brand, it was like a franchise.
It was like a local one.
Like a local.
It's like a farmer's market?
But it was in a building.
So it wasn't like outside, but it was in a building.
Okay.
And I go there, right?
And I'm thinking, man, I'm just gonna get some healthy.
Bro, and Peyton can't be healthier than me.
Like he's bio age is like 80.
I gotta be healthy.
So I asked the worker, I'm being vulnerable. You know me
I have no problem talking to workers. I go hey man. Y'all got like what is something healthy that I could really get
Now I don't do his accent. I'm not making fun of him, but it kind of adds he goes egg
I go okay. I mean I love eggs. He was no no but egg. I
Said no, I heard you dog. I heard you I got eggs at the house. He goes no you need this egg
I'm like alright. They have special eggs super power eggs
Peyton This man goes to the back.
He comes back and he brings me an egg
that is as black as your mic.
It looks like a literal dragon is having a baby.
And I go, what the fuck is that?
He goes, good egg, good for you.
I go, oh, no, but it's black, and I'm not gonna eat that.
He goes, no, no, it's black,
because it's 100 years old.
He brought you a dinosaur egg?
He brought me an egg that's older than most wines
that cost thousands of dollars.
How did he get this egg?
Don't know who he is, and they was like, is this how to train your dragon? What is this? What is this egg? Don't know who he is and they was like,
is this how to train your dragon?
What is this?
What is this egg?
I'm not eating it and I'm not taking it.
And why are you just holding it in your hand?
Why is it not packaged properly?
He goes, do you like?
I go, no, honestly.
You don't want to be honest.
Take it back to the museum.
I was talking about like a fruit, maybe a salad.
So I'm like, try egg.
Brings me a six pack.
And I'm not kidding when I say this egg is black as night.
Okay.
And it's called the Century Egg.
It's a 100 year old preserved egg.
So this egg was
hatched before our grandparents were born.
And I have it here today and we're gonna eat it.
I'm not eating that.
We're gonna eat a 100 year old black as night egg. I'm not eating that. We're gonna eat a hundred year old
blackest night egg. I'm not eating that. Yes you are. That's how that works. I don't give a f***.
Oh you don't get to f*** say that. I tried that. Hot sauce I ate the little octopuses and dead crickets.
No. Let me be completely honest. Oh I'm grabbing right now. I'm lactose intolerant. That's fine. You can eat the egg.
It's fine. You can eat the egg. I'm not. Are you ready to see this egg? You're not this? You're not ready for the picture
It's not even in English, it's not in English I know
I need you to I need you to look at that so what a
100 year old preserved duck egg
What a 100 year old preserved duck egg
You have eaten duck no cam I can't do that bub
It is literally hold on y'all have to see this I
Can't I can't eat a hundred year old egg Cameron. I can't do that. Jim. I can't do that
Well, buddy, we're gonna do it together. I can't eat that we're gonna experiment. Hey, you're on your healthy cake I can't I can't I can't eat eggs. You're oh, yes, you can I don't eat eggs. I don't eat for no
Yeah, I know and I know you said that and you're on record saying that you're gonna eat this
For that your throat's already close enough my my my eyes are water. I am highly concerned. It's in styrofoam. It's in styrofoam
Why dude it looks like oh my god. I see it in there
It looks like it doesn't look so black from the outside here. It looks like a velociraptor. It's green
No smell smell a lot of styrofoam. It smells like a toy. Styro what? Styrofoam. It's foam. Foam? You said foam.
No, I replay it. Styrofoam.
Okay, all right, dude. Hurry up. Let's do this. This is the century egg 100. Okay, so it expires in 2025
So did this hatch in 1925? Yeah, like I don't know man. I don't know about
I don't know about a styrofoam plastic egg that has an expiration date. That's 100 years old wait
I'm not a hundred percent sure that we're not gonna be babysitting a toilet later. Dude, Cam, I just got unsick. I can't eat this.
We have to.
Cam, I can't.
You have to, brother.
Cam, I can't. I don't eat eggs. I don't eat eggs. Eggs disgust me. Who is this?
Oh...
Oh...
My god. They're individually packaged.
No, Cam.
This is green with black specks.
What is this?
I don't know what this is.
Cam, hand me the egg.
Oh. Why is it it a little plastic pouch?
No, it's hard. It's a little dime bag. Are we gonna eat a raw egg? I can't eat this cam. It's yolky
No, I think I think it's I think it's boiled. I think it's boiled cuz it wasn't a spoiled eggs on I've shells cam
Yes, they do and see I've never had a slimy. Why is yours wet? Oh, don't smell it. Don't smell it
Don't don't don't smell it. Don't smell it't don't smell it don't smell it don't smell it
No, don't smell it, bro. I'm telling I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you out. I think you know the rapper I'm trying to help you. It's wet. Oh my god. It's oily Cameron. It's
Cameron it literally looks like they put clear coat on polish on I know this eggs mummified don't smell I told
Oh my
Mmm. Oh my
Don't sell it don't say you're gonna kill the dragon I
Think I think it's I think I think it's hard-boiled. I'm gonna smell myself. I'm giving a decent pressure, and it's not popping It's hard-boiled camera. Oh, I'm terrified. Why is it so dense my god? It's a hundred you see
Yeah, this this this off of a bit. Oh my god, where did all the polish go? Oh my god. Oh my god. It's dry now my dried up mine dried up
My dried up. I would dry up a hundred year old duck egg. Oh my god. Mine's gone, too
Let's go. I'm just not smelling it. No, it smells not good. Get it off of me. Get off of me
I'm not gonna lie. Y'all need to look at that one more time. Yeah, that's what we're like
I feel is there an instruction manual on it no please I
can't I wouldn't be able to read it I can literally feel my ovaries baking oh
me too um oh my god liar this one is eight grams of protein there's no
different than the most holy thing in the world my god this guy this guy
probably watches our show I can't eat eggs I can't eat eggs I can't eat eggs
Kim oh they have the nerve to say cage-free. Yeah, we didn't lock the dragon in a castle who got his offspring
cage free, okay, look just pooped out from from a literal mythical creature look
Oh, man. Oh man. I have this policy with my dietary restrictions. I have a policy
I cannot eat eggs unless I cook them and even when when I cook them, I make them like burnt.
Cameron.
Oh my God, Peyton.
What?
Give it a little knuckle, like a firm knock on a door.
Not a punch, not a knock out.
Give it a little knock.
Look at the heck.
Oh. Cam? Oh, what is that? No, what is that? No, what is that? Look at the heck. Oh Oh Kim oh
What is that? No? What is that? No? What is that? No? What is that? No? What is that? Oh?
This
Oh my god, it's buoyant. That's not the right word, but oh my god. Look at this. Oh my god. It's sponge. Oh my god
Dog toy I'm eating one of Ruby's toys. Oh my god. This is like our Kong
This is the thing. I put peanut butter and treats in her
Oh
Me sideways. Oh my god. It's different levels of black. Hey, no, there's nothing wrong. I'd love them all but oh
recoil hold on
Yeah No, there's nothing wrong. I love them all but oh this recoil hold on Yeah, yeah, well, dude that shouldn't be like that shade that booty meat bow bow bow bow bow
They're fucking booty cheeks pain pain. Okay. I don't we I don't think I can behave this way brother
I think we just have to know it. No. This is the worst smell. I've ever smelled. No, it's pretty
It's it's this is worse my father. No, it's honestly it's it
Don't look at the top
Don't don't look at the top of it. Oh my god when you start to create it. Oh, it looks like it has a little hairs
Oh my god
Don't look at the top. Oh my god. Yours is clean. Yours is clean mine's hairy
This one no mine's got a little feed in it this yet. My got a little duck thing
I can see you know dragon am I eating a dragon why is it like why is
it looks see-through it looks translucent it's it smells so bad dude it smells so
bad son of a stinks oh no I I'm not no pod no pod I don't know if I can do this
dude I genuinely don't think I could do I don't know if this is good but we have a
world tour coming up hey I'm not gonna lie, brother. I would normally let you slide.
But you grilled my about the octopus.
The inside's brown.
The inside looks like magma.
It's like brown and orange.
Cam, Cam, layer it.
Look at that layer.
Oh!
Oh no!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Guys, hey!
No!
No, there's goo in it.
Oh my god.
No, that's snot.
It's like, oh my god, the dragon needs to sneeze.
It's like a little green Twinkie. Oh oh my god the dragon needs a sneeze little green twinkie the dragon needs a sneeze no this smell is getting worse
I'm hallucinating no I think I'm you literally gave me the toad no I'm not
I'm like oh I'm like oh I think I might throw up I think I'm I think I might
throw I'm gonna start clacking I think I'm Kim why she's red I don't like there's no consistency in either mine super black and green. You're super
Exposed the membrane look look look it's dripping
Mine's dripping can't don't worry. There's four more
I can't I can't oh my god. I can't escape it. I can't escape it.
What I mean this looks mythical. No people that do this people that
Stop, I can't I gotta stop. Dude why is your so
Textured I'm dude it. Oh my god. It's like a it's like a poop. It's like a diarrhea green Nutella on the inside
It's like a it's like a poop. It's like a diarrhea green Nutella on the inside
No, this I really didn't think why is it so wet I listen to the small man about being healthy no
Dragon mine has snow in it
We can eat this no literally look I know same can we eat this he sold it to me
I'm not a oh
I'm not no minus skin. No, I'm not even skin. No pain. I'm not even kidding. It's like a little condom I just put this up to my nose and it smelled like I was sniffing propane
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
I'm gonna I'm gonna throw up sorry. I'm going to throw up.
You're going to witness throw up.
You're going to witness on it.
I'm not going to lie.
Get ready to pass the bag to me.
Get ready to pass the bag to me.
Get your bag.
Get ready.
I'm not wasting crash bags.
Get ready to pass the bag.
Here, you get this bag.
Give me your bag.
No, no, just wait.
Oh, my god.
OK, I'm just going to go for it, honestly.
I'm just going to go for it.
Oh, my god.
It literally smells like a butthole.
No.
Ah!
This is what they have to suck to become a...
Is that what you were talking about?
I was wondering what fourshack...
I didn't get the joke, sorry, but I laughed.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
It's changing colors in my hand.
It's like one of those holograms.
It's eyes falling.
I'll go first.
I'll go first.
No, we gotta go at the same time.
No, you go first. No, no. No, it has to be separate. Oh my god, I'll go first. I'll go first. No, we got no you know, no, no, I know you separate
Give me a countdown for ten. I swear to God if you start at five, I'm not doing your go first
Yeah, start from ten three
Well, dude, I do this ready I think my heart's good
For no, give me the bag if we're going up to the bar four three Two one 100 year old egg go
Cameron I
Smell it in your breath
You just exhaled in and went in me you exhaled in and went in me you exhaled in a win in me In the arms of the camwin
Oh, it stinks
Okay, uh uh, we're gonna have to meet your gags
We're gonna have to meet the gags
Oh, look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at me my eyes
Oh, sh**
Hey P, am I...
Am I gonna lie bro? First off, no offense to your profession Oh APM I
First off no offense to your profession your delicacy
Okay, okay, so two things to warn you oh every time I breathe inward it hits my roof of my mouth Okay, so some the two things you have to worry about
Don't warn me please please don't yes fair. I can't I know I can't spin to your spitbag
I need a new I know if you get that we don't have another bad. I don't give a it's going on the floor, okay?
It's gotta go
Give me a you hit me on foot. I didn't touch the bag of my spit
I went straight in the bag find me a different bag. Oh, man. Oh this one's bleeding this one's bleeding
It was stabbed all right. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. Oh, thank you
Thank you guys so much for coming out.
See you next week and I'll try the egg.
Oh my god my hands are sticky.
I want everybody to smell this.
No, no bro stop.
Peyton stop bro.
Stop.
CJ is going to hell.
No CJ is a demon.
I can't, I just smelled you.
I think there's too many allergies.
He has too many allergies.
He said, no, I smelled you.
No, I can't even smell it.
I just smell Peyton.
I mean, Peyton fumigates, too.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
No, it's, dude.
You ever been to like a beach at like, at dusk?
What the fuck?
What does that even mean?
When the sea hits the sand, and you get a little bit of,
a little bit of seaweed, a little bit of children's feet,
a little bit of play bucket.
Oh my god, it's something those stupid white people that bring their dogs. Oh my god. Well that okay three. Yep. Okay
If this is too bad, i'm beating him up
Ready all right. Hey, dude, I don't think it's no it is one more time. Here we go. I'm like i'm
No, it's no, I mean i'm not gonna lie to you bro. It doesn't get better. I love you to death, but it doesn't
Here we go. A'll sip of the ready
Okay, a couple couple quick reminders. This is a 100 year old egg the century egg. It's a delicacy. It is black as night
It's Christmas themed it's from a dragon and here we go
Peyton on the count of five you are indulging in the delicacy ready. Good luck, brother five four three
two one big. Big bite, big bite, big bite.
Big bite, there you go.
Oh, what a dog.
What the, is that olive in the mirror on me?
No, dude.
Ow!
No!
Oh!
Bro, in the bag.
You. Oh There's some in there. No, no, there's like, there's some clear.
CJ, you can't like clear it clear.
Get out of here.
Oh, it's just I had to swallow.
I had to swallow.
There's a piece that was in my retainer.
There's a piece of my permanent retainer.
I just had to swallow.
Oh my God.
You're sick.
Get away.
Get away. Get away. Take it outside. Come here. I just had to swallow
Patron yeah, you're getting the whole thing
What the fuck is he having his hand so I brought us drinks, alright? The same guy said...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I'M NOT DRINKING ANYTHING!
He's a hundred year old dragon piss!
What is that? I'm not drinking that!
No, this is just straight up to a...
This is a reward, okay?
I need something in my mouth. I'm about to...
No, no, you need to calm down. There's a glass marble. We have to shoot in there.
What?
There's a marble in the drink. We have to pop a marble into the beverage what is this what is
this so you guys says take off the opener take off the opener from plastic
cap place the opener at the at the top of the bottle and press down with your palm.
So right here look, no no no this.
You look like a f***ing Neanderthal that just developed a tool.
You take this, go right here, or no right here, you were right and then we gotta push
firm.
And then it says hold for five seconds because of my spew out
Strong it these marbles out
What is happening wait is it this with your oh here we go here we go look look huh oh
Okay now you bring it here, okay now. We got it now we got it. Sorry it took us minutes now. We're going here
That's it's what's everything in that egg now hold it hold it hold it Oh, you see the little face that marble my god. Why are we drinking marbles cheers, bro?
Cheers, this is like we find out this like Komodo dragon piss. I'm gonna do it
I can't I can't take that egg is in my permanent retainer still know that we're gonna talk about that texture here in a second
Every time I breathe I'm tasting it
It's still my mouth. Cheers. This is Hawaiian blue
Ramune Ramon
What the?
Not bad drinks kind of like a hey no liquid is coming out of mine is yours
broken
oh my god it's the marble that they make you drink in portions
well they are they I mean we are used to being gladness is true
that's really good it is good why am i drinking a marble? Dude, there's zero, zero fat night. Oh, 20 grams of sugar. Well, they had us.
This is good. Well, thank you. That was the worst thing ever. That was the worst
thing ever and I'm never gonna do that again. And honestly, Cam, oh cam I hope you know this I don't play to get even what
do I do no no no I'm the one that's I'm like I'm negative 10 I'm trying to get
back to even I played a win and cam next week you gave me one thing I'm gonna
give you four what wait till next week I'm I'm telling you as a God-fearing man, I'm not consuming four wicked fear factorized things next week.
I made you eat one.
Grant is 100 years old.
He's 100 years old, is that f***ing-
He's 100 years old, that counts for a couple.
Like that was a racist egg.
Like that was a racist egg.
Like that egg did not like me.
Oh my god, that egg did not want to be eaten by you.
Yeah, he's-
Oh my god!
Yeah, that's why it fell out of my hand.
He said, get out of here, Blackie.
I get out of here.
Quack, quack.
Get out of here.
Get out of here, Blackie.
Dragon.
If Pierce ate that egg, you'd become like
old Captain America.
Yeah, he'd go home and there'd just be a new
white, pure, white, cocaine white gown in his closet.
Wow.
Okay. there should be a new white pure white cocaine white gown in his closet. Wow. OK.
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today. Now on to the rest of the episode. I have a question and it reminded me because I still have a hundred year old egg
Hey, can you put it down?
I don't have a question right because that reminds me of brushing
Yes Eggs get into you it is I'm seeing things so
I have a hundred year old egg in my perm retainer, so I'm gonna have to go brush my teeth, but I had a thought right
And I'm very have to go brush my teeth, but I had a thought right and I'm very passionate about this
Do you brush your teeth in hot or cold water?
100% cold water and see that's strange to me because I feel like that's counterproductive
No, I'm not gonna lie my friend made me brush first off
I don't know why I let him make me brush my teeth
Yeah, he made me brush my teeth the hot water one time
I felt like I was getting like poison, You know, sudden up in my mouth,
it's like I just cussed and I was seven.
Someone had a bar of soap.
Oh, oh.
Oh, that's why he made you brush your teeth.
Get it out of there, Cam, no evidence.
He said, come on, bro.
No, cold water, 100%.
Don't tell me anything else.
It has nothing to do with the temperature.
It's all about the toothpaste and brushing.
That's why you're on to me about my bi-weekly schedule of brushing my teeth.
I'd rather brush my teeth bi-weekly than brush it with cold water because if you brush with cold water, you're not getting into there.
It's the...
Yes, you... the temperature of the water has nothing to do with the thistle.
Yes, it does.
That's not the right word.
Whisker. What am I... bristles.
With the bristles.
Bristles, yes.
No, okay, 100% because when I do choose to brush my teeth... Very rarely. Yes, it does. That's not the right word. Whiskr. What am I? Bristles. With the bristles. Bristles, yes.
No, okay. 100%. Because when I do choose to brush my teeth. Very rarely. But when I do, I'm with hot water.
That opens up the pores of your teeth and you get in there. The pores of your calcium? Of your gums and stuff.
That's like washing your face. You're supposed to do it with warm water. Open up your pores, right? And then get the soap in there.
Because it's skin. Exactly. Dirt bag, it's not bones.
It's not calcium.
It's not teeth.
No, it's not.
It's literally not.
Kim, Kim, you're supposed to brush your teeth with warm water.
Cold water, bad.
Warm water, good.
OK, you're supposed to brush your teeth two times a day,
not once a week.
Two times a day, good.
Once a week, bad.
You don't follow the rules quite well, do you?
Yeah, huh, you sissy little son of a bitch?
Yeah.
You want to get on rules?
Dude, I honestly believe.
I think you'd be better off if you brushed your teeth
with a red oak branch.
I honestly think if you walked outside,
went up to a tree and went,
and then just, at the end.
One thing I did find out is,
I don't floss my teeth with regular floss anymore.
I do a water pick.
But I genuinely thought this whole time,
water flossing was better than
using normal floss. I think it is. No, I found out it's not. The water pick made me bleed.
Oh, it makes me bleed. Oh my God. It's like I swallowed glass. But if I breathe too hard,
I bleed. Exactly. Because you're brushing. See, you're so... Oh my God, dude. You argue
semantics even in your regular life. The honest to god fact that you just tried to get on this podcast and tell me I'm wrong
for cold water when I brush these twice a day.
Well you have veneers.
No I don't.
Those are veneers.
These are real teeth.
I could rip one out and you'll see the root.
You're not going to see a bolt and a hanger.
You're going to see the root.
You are going to see a hole in my mouth.
You understand that that's, I think it's scientific. I think you're not allowed to say that. I think you are gonna see a hole in my mouth. You understand that that's it is I think it's scientific
Let me see I think you're not allowed to say that I think you are voided from this conversation
I think that brings back to your ancestors you telling me what I can and can't say
I can't drink out of that water if I do
That is like me that no that's just not allowed are you supposed to first off brush
I don't even I would say it's safer to brush in boiling hot water
Than to in cold water. I'd are I would know I think I think actually brushing in cold will up your enamel I think it like breaks down your enamel. When did you go to tennis school? Well, where was I?
I've known you for your adult life. Where was I? I just fall in a cliff for a year
You just went studied the human mouth and came back. I think I think you're so negative towards your mouth
I think that's where the promise of my mouth. Yeah think you're so negative towards your mouth. I think that's where the problem is.
I love my mouth.
I'm in fear of your mouth.
I love your mouth too.
I know you do and everyone hates yours.
You know what proves my point?
Oh, no, some people love my mouth.
You know what proves my point?
Cam, for a whole week's been, I think I have a cavity.
I think I have a cavity.
It's just you brushing cold water.
No, it turns out it was a bad piece of ham
stuck in a molar.
It really was too.
Bad piece of ham just stuck back there. In conclusion conclusion the temperature of the water that you brush your teeth
Does not matter so well read it. We do you coward read it?
Read it you big tongue big well it
Well it says the temperature of the water used while brushing your teeth is all up to your personal preference
but never use hot water. Are you f***ing kidding me? Hit it!
Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin! Go Kamwin!
That, that, oh before you, oh before you speak spike McGruff
That right there that right there is a dub with minimal vocab
Minimal points argued I set back let him demolish his own kingdom. Okay. Can I I'm gonna dress this I'm gonna get
In a pop-coat. I'm on my high horse. I'm gonna address the comments real quick. What can you say?
I'm gonna address the comments real quick. Go address them.
Address me as King while you're at it.
Wow. Now, okay. Now, let me cut the act real quick. No, I didn't say another word. I said King.
Here we go. Now, I've seen the comments recently, right?
Yeah. As I've been up here the past year, like all 2025, honestly,
I have been feeling that I've won 90% of the debates.
I feel like from our studio audience,
they felt the same way.
Oh my God.
And I've been reading online
that I've been winning the debates.
Yes. Right?
Yeah, I'll be partial.
But then I read the YouTube comments. And all of them, especially this last fat. All of this recently, they've been saying
Peyton hasn't won any of these debates and it literally has thrown me for a loop. Comment
section. I see you. But then I got to thinking accountability isn't my middle name. Oh, it never has never will you could try to pay for it?
They're not gonna give to you, but
factual
Hard-proof evidences and study is right
This is what I found out the YouTube audience the ones watching right now and the Spotify audience listening
Hey, how you can't get us back on the charts, please?
All the people watching right now, they
Know us right? They see us every day. They have a predetermined. They may have seen us for years
They know us for years like we're family at this point. We hang out every Monday cousins and then patreon
We're on all these other things
They've been accustomed for years of me being wrong.
And so they've had an attachment to that,
of me being wrong.
Attachment to it.
And so whenever I start to get this stride of wins,
they can't accept it.
Because if you go over to TikTok
with the 10,000 pages that clip these things,
if you go in the comment section of those,
they all say, wow, Peyton's body in cam recently.
Peyton's been on a winning streak.
Instagram's been saying the same thing.
Clips, I win.
If they watch the full length because they have biases
and attachments and favorites because of this whole,
because this whole Peyton in cam thing, that's what it is.
So, okay, for the record record for our beloved family just came
out of his mouth for our family I don't know yeah you don't know your Earl Paul's
and everyone else's RIP Paul actually did I recently did you get the guitars I mean
it is no but I think I think I put him on the wall I think I think my mom
talked about it on the wall near Paul wall
That's go to the church. I'm giving me a grill boom boom
That's a bit much honestly blessings to you and your family
That's more of a thing I think my mom said ain't no Paul jokes. I think she actually said that then I'm sorry
I'm sorry mama, but back to the issue at hand so what I'm hearing
YSK family and koala club family deepest of family we share blood
Peyton is now to satisfy and itch his own hairy
Pimple infested back I have no pimples on my you have a very clean back. I said that to be rude
he is taking the opinions of
outsiders. People with no biases, yes.
Just like a judge would. He is taking the opinion. We trust the judge, don't we? That's not the council.
Not the people walking into the courtroom.
Not the friends and family. shut the f*** up.
Not the friends and family, right?
We trust the b**** in the g***** in the gavel.
And that is the, I would argue that's the only example that you could take that fights for your cause.
If you go to basketball, are you going to trust the random f***ing guy that doesn't have any biases?
Are you going to trust the analysts that have been around the sport for 20 years?
A.K.A. the family?
No. If you go to boxing, are you gonna do the
random drunk guy in a bar that's eating cactus jack pickles? No, I wouldn't. Or are you
gonna listen to the boxing professional? No, no, no. They are the drunk hecklers.
They are. Because they have biases. They play for, they support a team.
Team Cam or Team Peyton. They've been around around the biases but they know the sport I can hate the Celtics if I've
been around basketball I know Tatum anyway all this to say no no he's
taking the opinions of outsiders more than y'all all this to say Peyton versus
cam tour do not go in there being like oh oh, I haven't liked Payton's argument.
I can see both sides. Yeah, no, no, no. You go in there with who you prefer, right? We'll
give you the rules at the show. But you can switch up halfway the show. I'm going to get...
My goal is to have, at the end of the show, have zero team cam people in the crowd.
If you do that, I will strip butt naked and go to prison in any scene.
Oh, no one wants that Yeah, it's there over there
Stay over there, dude. I can't what quick you see how quick you can turn a joke of mine into just a downfall
But real quick before we get out here cuz I want to talk about this. I think it's time for people's
Favorite same way you know what that is pop culture painting can't pop culture painting camp pop culture painting camp
Talk to me daddy baby girl Bruce who's my favorite artist full-time the weekend
Who just dropped the movie the weekend right the weekend dropped?
this movie
Hurry up tomorrow
Right. There's a lot of memes going online
Right stop doing the it because it's
on the mic. It's one more drink. He's like a toddler, dude. So, so there's a lot of reviews
online, a lot of TikTok accounts, people clipping the movie theater all over the place. It just
dropped. Making fun of them. Bunch of people saying this, that, bad, bad, bad. Now, yes, The Weeknd is my favorite artist of all time.
And people, what I'm about to say,
people will be like, oh, you're biased
because it's your favorite artist.
No, there's been things The Weeknd's done
that I've been like, don't like that, that's not good.
But, hurry up tomorrow,, the weekend's new movie, is one of the smartest movies I've
ever seen. I'm not gonna lie, that's big. That's a big thing. Not only for the weight
of the statement you said, but you actually, like, you love the in and outs of film. Yeah.
Like you love, like, you're watching the movie as a consumer, taking it in exactly how they're
intended, but you're also like, holy, that was crazy productions.
Holy, wicked visual effects.
So that's a big statement from you.
But there is an asterisk on that.
It was not made for anybody to just go see.
This movie was made for people
who have been following The Weeknd for 10 years.
Who've been here since trilogy, Thursday, all like trilogy all the way to now. And you know
that the weekends ending his weekend persona. He's ending it. He's just gonna
go off the Abel Tessifay now, his legal name. Is he really in real life?
Yes, that's why this whole thing, because Hurry Up Tomorrow was the last, the album was the last album in this newest trilogy
and he was like, this is the last thing
of the weekend that's putting out there.
He had this movie go alongside with it
because in the album you can follow along
and be like, okay, he's talking about kind of
all of his time with the weekend.
If you follow the story of the last three trilogies,
you'll understand like this was like all leading up to him ending the
character right? But to really make it like a thing for the fans that have
grew up with this character he put out this movie and there's things in it that
if you don't if you just know The Weeknd from Blinding Lights out of time the
guy in the Super Bowl commercial,
you might be like, what the f*** is this?
I don't... like who... like why is... who's Jen Ortega?
Who's Barry?
Well I'm saying like in the movie.
Oh yeah.
Are you crying?
Are you genuinely crying?
Oh my god!
Okay, sorry, I'll wrap it up.
Um...
What the f***?
Alright. Anyway.
If... a lot of people are like...
Dog, he's crying, dude.
He saw the movie.
He went with me.
What's going on with you, dude?
Do you need five minutes?
He's crying.
What the f*** is going on? What the f***'s going on with you, dude. Do you need five minutes?
He's crying
What is going on?
So yes people are not understanding let me be honest I'll make this real quick because this episode is long
People are not understanding. Do, you look bad, CJ.
Dude.
People aren't understanding this movie.
They're like,
they're like, what is, who is Jenna Ortega in this movie? Who is the manager in this movie? Why are these people? If you're following The Weeknd, you know,
I don't want to spoil it, but
these characters in this movie, it's a one-man movie. Abel is the only character
in this movie. The other two people are projections of different sides of
him. His manager is the part that uses drugs and partying and sex that fueled
the beginning of his career and that he uses, I don't know if he uses it now, but uses
in his performance to be the
weekend, right? They're like, hey, you got to be the weekend, you got to be the star, you got to be
this, here's the drugs. That's just a piece of him. Then it's-
Jenna.
Jenna, who, I don't really want to-
Another side of his is a woman?
It's, so her name-
Oh, it's like a girl that he's doing this for?
No, no, no, no. His name is a character of, and I forgot the, what's her name girl that he's doing this no no no no it's it's and his name is a character of and I forgot the
What's her name in the movie and?
Animal which is like yeah is which is the feet which is
Define by definition the female version of like a male
Like the female version of a male ego or something like that and so it's basically his soft side
That's trying to confront him this whole movie.
Be like, hey, you gotta stop.
This sounds fire.
And it's really describing his whole career
in this hour and 45 of these two different sides.
Spoiler alert,
spoiler alert, spoiler alert.
Here we go.
Anima, the manager,
and makes The the weekend confront himself
She ties him up and she's playing his songs to him being like eight
I know blinding lights is this huge hit and they're playing blinding lights and he's like, but listen to the lyrics
He's like, what is this about? Is it actually about this poppy record or is it all the things you've confronted?
Then there's a part of the movie where he's going down
Like whenever Anima hits him and knocks him out and ties him up
He goes he's like looking into himself. It's like a nightmare. He goes like to this elevator
It's in darkness, then he sees this woman in this in this tunnel
That's completely black and it's supposed to be Valerie and if you're the weekend fan, you know who Valerie is
There's a shot where Jenna looks like the girl from the covers of Echoes of Silence
Like it's all
That you only get if you've been following the weekend for ten years the whole time
I was like I was sad. I was like dude all these references and all this sounds and is
Fantastic, but if you only know the weekend from blast two albums
Yeah, like all this pop like you don't actually know you're in what's going on. What am I watching exactly?
It doesn't make sense in terms. In terms of film do you think
that's worth it to make a standalone movie? There's not gonna be a prequel.
It's not a trilogy. You think it's worth making a standalone movie that
takes 10 years of fandom to understand? Yes because you understand this
character that's so big, The Weeknd, one of the biggest pop stars ever, genuinely
changed the genre of R&B when he first came out
The one of the highest selling stars in the world. He's ending that that character that made all this
I think that's a perfect thing here for clarification real life. He's doing this. Yes real life. He's ending the weekend
This was I don't think it's in the movie. Yes, and then he he the weekend
Like Anima and the weekend for an Abel form
into one at the end of the movie. You see like there's like a shot where they
fade together after he like sings hurry up tomorrow while tied up which is like
his way of apologizing for everything he's done facing all his demons. You
listen to the last album of the song or the last song now and you'll be able to
understand and they form into one at the end of movie he walks away from the
burning hotel and he gets back into his green room and it's the first shot of understand. And they form into one at the end of the movie. He walks away from the burning
hotel and he gets back into his green room and it's the first shot of the movie but he
looks different. He looks broken and disheveled but he has this glimpse of like, hey, I'm
going to be able to healthily go through the rest of my career. I don't have to feel these
toxic ways to make this good music. I think it's a great movie.
I'm not going to lie, bro. I would buy a ticket right now. Yeah the way you just described that it's so good
If you look at it if you look at it going in there knowing this is this movie is just a love letter to fans
For the people that have been here for ten years. This is watch it
This is for y'all every time in this character dropped an album since I was a freshman in high school
I've downloaded it immediately and listened to it front to back. Yeah, I have to go watch it
But yeah, I want everybody to go go into it and people like his acting his acting he genuinely
Was a good I think it's his voice because he's a saw he has a super soft Canadian like voice
So it's hard. He doesn't have that like bass in it, which makes some
Like deliveries like not what we're using
But there is some vulnerable scenes in this movie where he's crying or he's like screaming like I was like that's great
Like it looked great to me. I don't know bro. I think it's a great movie before we get out of there
I think he like
Amazing artist but the reason is bro bro he is such a such a like
generational creative mind dude it's crazy it's unbelievable it's insane like
the concepts the the meaning of his music to do all of this in a decade span living it this real
life even when he was in uncut gems yeah It's like he said that that was kind of like
a part of him as well.
Like that wasn't too far fetched in terms of acting.
Yeah.
And like it's just so crazy how he genuinely.
So smart.
He can blend real life and artist and performative stuff
but at the same time there's a part of me
that I think he's so good at this.
Yeah.
Like what if he has all of us convinced?
Like what if this really is all,
like that's not his real life, you know what I'm saying?
But he's that good at portraying it.
Like that's wicked.
The fact that that's up for question.
But the fact, but even in his interviews,
like when he's just being completely honest by the way,
he's like, yeah, this is like, I had to end that.
Because he's like, it's, If I want to go make these sad songs
I got to go tap back into that and I was doing things in my personal life to make myself sad to make myself
Go do this and it was me up
So I could go make these songs and in all that's in the movie all of that's in the movie. It says it's it's fantastic
I would say go in there with that lens. Sorry if I spoiled something but there was a spoiler
Fantastic. I would say go in there with that lens. Sorry if I spoiled something but there was a spoiler
Hurry up tomorrow. Thank you the weekend. That was great. I'm gonna go see it again 100% I am too and that was
pop culture
Pop culture pay in it came bow I
Get us out of your camera. We need to figure out what the hell happened CJ during that movie
Yeah, like he's trauma bond his trauma bond to that movie. Yeah, you were actually crying bro
That is unbelievable a lot of like XO XO people like the ones that are like like live and die by the weekend
Which I'm close, but I'm not like I have I'm not that parasocial
But they're like the during that movie seeing that your character died character die. You know what I mean? That's nuts.
It's crazy.
All right, appreciate y'all so, so, so, so, so, so much.
Come back to episode 166 of the You Should Know podcast.
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As we said, and no pun intended,
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our number one fans, number one family. We are a family.
It's way more than just appreciation from y'all. It is a full-blown unit and we absolutely
love y'all. We post near every day in the koala club. So we love y'all. If you want
to join that, be a part of that community. Second link. Everything else is below that.
Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code. Take a guess, buddy.
It's called OY.
Old egg ignorant eggs.
One hundred being the O, year egg.
Hundred year egg.
I feel like I'm living like you.
I feel like my head's on your head so whenever you move your hands it feels like you're...
We're like conjoined twins.
Now if they were to split us down the middle...
No!
Well, okay.
We absolutely love y'all.
We'll see you all again next week.
Better get back to that mic.
And remember one night at 10 o'clock, we're gonna make it home to Christmas, and we will see you...
Hello?
Next... Yeah!
You have a big scar on your tongue.