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Episode Date: November 7, 2022

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Nothing but ten Red Bulls. you should know podcast The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 33, the Merch Drop Episode. Make some noise! I like that. I like the little extra on the end. It had a little good rhythmic beat on it. You did really good back there to the studio audience. Guys, what you just saw in the intro is the official merch for the You Should Know podcast

that is available right now at youshouldknowstudios.com backslash shop or just click the link in the description guys I am so excited to finally be able to show you guys all this merch you see it all around me if you're listening just go to the website and you'll see it all we've worked so hard on this whenever co-host comes to the set, we will talk about it more and give you the intricacies of everything and explain the stories behind everything and the whole journey to this merch drop. But I am so glad that y'all can now go get it.

I cannot wait to see you guys rock this stuff. Great garments. Feels great. I feel so much more confident in this. But don't think that it's a merch drop episode. We're doing anything different trust me we're not if you look below you and you see that subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that and you say that comment section is

fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong just say something say anything say hey merch is here baby or hey i'm in the discord or hey I'm not in the discord it's all right you don't have to be guys follow me over on instagram at psh8 the family is growing over there join that discord I don't even want to have a long intro because you know what the deal is you know where to find us you know where to do everything at you know where to go get the merch you should know studios.com backslash shop so So let's have some funnies. Let's enjoy the rest of this podcast. Enjoy this great Monday or whatever day you're watching it. And let's get into the rest of the episode.

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I love you, Manscaped. You mean the world to me and the fans love you even more. Now back to the rest of the podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, we got co-host Cam back in the studio wearing the new merch. You should know studios.com backslash shop. Look at this. Look at those garments.

Bend down a little bit. You're tall. There you go. There you go. That's a nice fit. That's nice. You got good quads, good knees. You've been practicing.

You got mega knees. I got good quads. Don't have mega knees. If I had mega knees, eh. Yeah, all right. A little different story, but. How do you feel in those garments right now? I mean, silky.

It's Versace on the floor vibes, you know, straight Bruno Mars, just silk sonic. I mean, these are pristine garments. Super thick, but not thick to where it's like burlap. Yep. But it's still soft and just just I mean, it's just unreal We really we really did this, you know, make put make a make a pot. Okay Already here you go. I can't get on the other side of the arm. Okay, I put a little over We did this. Oh you put your foot in that we put our foot in that whole ankle because uh

These are... These are pretty... The hoodie. Oh. What's a... What about... You like that? But where'd you get that?

Yushinostudios.com backslash shop. Backslash shop. But you know what they can't tell on the screen right now? Why? That this hoodie, this isn't screen printed right here. Oh, that is embroidered. That is embroidered. Embroidered. Embroidered. Embroidered. Embroidered. hoodie this isn't screen printed right here that is embroidered that is embroidered embroidered

embroidered read it's embroidered it's embroidered it's like a machine went you can it's like a like a hard like this is good stuff right there it's i mean we it's this merch is great nothing against this nothing against this merch is great. Nothing against this. Nothing against this merch. But, I mean, hey, the season one merch is fire, too. But these were like, you know, your everyday. These are your everyday stuff, too. But these were like your everyday.

You put it on. You can mow the grass in it. Yeah, you can do whatever. But these. Oh, you step out. And these. I mean, you hear that? You know what this is?

It's Chef's Kiss kiss because we, again. Put that whole ankle in that thing. Put that whole ankle. Let's talk about this. You know, okay. You know a question I keep getting from fans, friends, family. Let's do it. Triple F.

Okay. What is the goal behind our merch? What is the, you know, what's the story behind it? What's the goal? And I said, you know what? Just tune in on Monday. We'll make it a little do a little talking point first Whoever asked that question that could be Oprah's replacement. That's a great question. Great. That's very that's very detective esque of them No, Sherlock Holmes II off the top of the dome. Normally I like to get prepared and I'm a little upset You didn't prepare me for this, but I'm just gonna speak from the heart on this merch you should now

the you should know podcast started about three years ago right as a little dream and No one watched it. Nobody Besides us. Yeah, exactly close friends out to uh one account was yours one was mine yeah hey but over the years we have cultivated a a audience that i honestly it is very rare to see in the internet space all you people watching listening and i'm not gonna. They inspired this merch because they were the ones pushing to, I want to represent this. I want to go to work. I want to go to class.

I want to go outside and wear this stuff. So I want to, I'll just speak for myself in the, you can go. I wanted to, you know, we were thinking about this. I wanted to make merch that the,

that the people that support us would be proud to wear because this is a family we have a discord that is strong as hell we have a youtube audience that's strong as hell we have a spotify itunes audience that is strong as hell and i want some way we could all connect by having this on our backs and be proud to wear it and like solidify our family you know when you go to a family reunion you all got your last names on your back got the little picture when you were all on the beach exactly it's like yeah this is our family reunion stuff and i you know it it is for sale right i can't just give it to free but i worked my hardest and sits and got on the phone with a lot of people and had some

yelling conversations to make this the most exactly to make this the most affordable accessible stuff at the highest quality and i think we accomplished that and i hope that y'all are proud to wear this whenever y'all go to you should know studios.com backslash shop and just to represent the family that y'all created and so that's really the goal with this merch just to you know really have a physical product that can unify people together that's off the top of the that was the top of the dome that was right from the heart i heard it i didn't know you didn't extend far enough and you didn't you were at a business meeting like you were trying to pitch me something i we we're in this. I already know what's happening.

You broke my elbow. I'm just quickly, because we don't need a whole shindig about it. They already saw the commercial and whatnot. Hopefully, they're already pumped up. And they get to see it here. See it on us. Not mannequins or models, but actually co-host Cam. Peyton. We should probably come over uncle p but uh yeah uncle p but uh just to piggyback off what he said my

my thing that i am proud that we did this second time was again season one merch great stuff yep but i'm glad that we made it a focus to get just better materials. Because essentially, we worked hard on this too. I'm touching the Season 1 stuff for the audio listeners. We worked hard on this stuff too. But no matter how much hours and stuff we put into that one, that was still our trial run. First onslaught of merch hitting the inventory, hitting the shelves, and it did good.

But we took that, took feedback, realized what it could be, made the funniest stories, the most relatable stories to y'all, the stories that you just died that brought a lot of fans into the family. Yep. Made those some of the cornerstones. Of course, we have the basics, all the you should know basics. But I just love the fact that we went kind of above and beyond on the quality-wise. Because that's, you know, that's a big thing. Because if you, for y'all to buy this, we want it to last. And we want you to wear it as much as you want it to not shrink, it to not discolor,

none of that. And that's why we, you you know like you said truly a lot of phone calls a lot of different samples and we we picked the ones that we thought was the best and you know i'm really happy with it i know you are i know y'all will be so it's it's awesome i'm just i can't wait for it to you know finally get on y'all instead of just us and the wall and our mannequins right here that one giving the little it's good and there's only so much you could tell through this screen until you actually physically hold the products because that the beanie up there also embroidery embroidered it's but you know it's it's not screen printed that's it's embroidered

like stitch into the stitch into the brim and it's so like it's so screen printed that's it's embroidered like stitched into the stitch into the brim and it's so like it's so damn soft and comfortable the hat embroidered it's got a rope on it the details on this stuff trucker everything you know all the shirts super thick uh just good quality honestly like it's uh that's that's the part i'm really just proud of to be honest like i'm happy that it came out good and that we that we picked the ones we did when we were doing all the samples and stuff. So I'm hype. I'm super excited for it to, uh, start getting, it's making its way out to y'all start shipping

out to y'all. So yeah, I cannot wait. I cannot wait. Go grab, if you like these shirts about the stories, go grab the one that you've like fell in love with the podcast, because I know a lot of these are the ones that like caught y'all and made y' in love with the podcast, because I know a lot of these are the ones that caught y'all and made y'all subscribe to the podcast. Good old chicken tendies.

Chicken versus lion. We got cute. We got Gatorade. You cover Gatorade, baby. Sniffy McGee right here. Hey, y'all should be proud to get that. We got an assistant coach that might have committed a crime or two if Buddy would have came back for that TV.

With the Red Bulls and the whistle. It's so dope. It's dope. And on top of that, if you don't want to just rep the one story, which of course you should because they're pretty dope and extremely unique, but you also have the basics.

The basics. We got a regular YSK shirt. We got a co-host cam. We got a hoodie. We got the flag. The mug. Long sleeves. The beanie. Long sleeves. Black got co-host Cam. We got a hoodie. We got the flag. The mug. Long sleeves. The beanie. Long sleeves. Black and white versions. Hat.

I mean... It's wiki. I've covered all the basics. I mean, we can make a scooter. If you want us to make a scooter, it says you should know. And when you hit the brakes, it just prints it on the...

But, before we get out of the merch... scooter it says you should know and when you hit the brakes it just it prints it on the great yeah um but before we get out of the merch um i'm nervous before we get out of the merch we do hold this up yes we do have the we have four original copies of the original merch only four left in existence that are free agents and they are signed by me and co-host cam none of these exist out there only four in the world exist signed by me and co-host cam and what happens is if you order any piece of merch any piece you get a flag you get a mug a hat beanie shirt hoodie anything you are automatically entered to get this randomly sent to you randomized someone's going to order a hat and get a vintage season one never going to be

brought back into existence signed by both Uncle P and Co-host Cam's shirt in there for free. You're going to have no clue. We're not going to let you know you won. It's just going to be there. It's going to be on your doorstep one day. You're just going to be like, this is a little heavier than just a beanie. Boom. You won. So thank you

in advance. Thank you for all the support that led us to push a Season 2 merch line, that led us to cultivate the stories together and add them to physical, tangible products and not just on the Internet and TikTok and YouTube. Yep. And, yeah, so really, like P said, and then last thing, don't want to get too all mushy-gushy,

but it really is because y'all so thank you you uh you make this happen week after week like he said i want to say a couple weeks ago a couple episodes ago if it wasn't for y'all we would just be two friends talking uh talking talking yep just talking yeah so we love y'all family yes we love you all and if you're in the discord you get a discount just saying you get discord family you get a little discount you know what i mean discord but it's all right um so now we can actually get into the there's something i want to say there's something i want to say there's something i want to say my legs are crossed no

no no that hasn't bothered me okay you got it you got a little smudge on your pants right there. I've been looking at it since you said. What happened? What happened? Truth or? What happened? Truthful. You want truthful? Oh, I want honesty. I was eating a fudge pop, took too big of a bite, split right off the bone, came right

off the stick, fell right in my lap. You're like a fifth grader. Fell right in my lap. My jeans looked like that in the fifth grade. The worst part was I was enjoying the other half so much i let it marinate about two to three seconds it wasn't a full-blown let it melt down i just wasn't pressed enough about clearing it and maybe saving my denim y'all talking about me as i was pressed enough to enjoy the other half that was in my mouth so it's you know it's y'all talk about me colors cameras makes

a what a u no that's that's not an l l's don't go in that shape but um one l in an inverted l do you do this when you you know those ice cream cones they're not a cone i just lied you know those ice cream sticks it's vanilla right and then it's coated by chocolate, comes in like a little form, you know what I mean? How do you enjoy those? Do you just go for both chocolate and vanilla at the same time? Of course. Oh no. Oh yes. Oh no.

Oh yes. It's cold on your teeth but you have to bite into it. No, no, that's not the problem. I bite into it. But I don't bite into both layers. What do you mean? I work around So chocolate I get all the chocolate so it's just nothing but nice. So you turn into like a gerbil and you just Yeah, yeah that you see that's like I don't I just don't know All right, fudge pants all right gerbil boy Just bite it just bite it. It should take you five minutes max to eat it and enjoy no but i you get more enjoyment though if you're if you go because i like i don't like

i don't like really to chocolate but the only way i can get the chocolate out of there is if i get it out fast i don't like chocolate so i'm just gonna eat just the chocolate first do you hear yourself what's going on i don't like this so I'm gonna only eat that and then get to the part I like if you didn't like chocolate as much as you're claiming to not like it You'd bite into both and you'd get the vanilla No But I want to enjoy the vanilla. I like vanilla so much I'm willing to go through the torture of the chocolate just to get to the vanilla torture

I'm willing to go through the the physical exertion chocolate makes me shit okay well he's not lying at any time we get candy for any reason he's he's a the gummy type of guy that the starbursts uh-huh gushers okay it's not candy but gushers is a candy that's what is that a snack chips are a snack you're saying gushers and chips are in the same category so fruit snacks are candy yes that's not a fruit snack though it comes with the gelatin inside gushers are literally right next to fruit snacks in the store directly next to it oh so now we're basing what everything is based on what it's standing next to in the store because we just talked about this like a couple episodes ago we went to kroger and the hawaiian rolls were right by the goddamn baby

strollers so it's now a hawai Hawaiian roll a part of a baby necessity? That's Kroger's fault for their weird end caps. If you, if one drink and another drink is next to each other, are they not both drinks? You'd assume. Immediately. They're drinks. Cereal? What do you know?

Cereal. Oh. Snacks? Snacks. Beans? Beans. So you Snacks. Snacks. Beans. Beans. So you're telling me. Rice.

Rice. So you're telling me. Pasta. It's the pasta. So you're telling me. You're telling me. Sausage. Bacon.

So you're telling me. The milk is right by the eggs, so they're both milk. Where do you shop where the milk is right next to the eggs? Everywhere, because it's in a goddamn refrigerator, you idiot. Just because it's in a refrigerator doesn't mean it's next to each other. The only thing next to milk is milk. Are you nuts?

If you shop and your egg section is touching your milk, find a new place, because that's ridiculous. Oh, so the bacon is right by the Vienna sausage. Are they both bacon or are they both sausages? Where are you shopping? Vienna sausage is not refrigerated. the bacon is right by the Vienna sausage. Are they both bacon or are they both sausages? Where are you shopping? Vienna sausage is not refrigerated. The bacon is by the sausage. Vienna sausage is on a shelf, not refrigerated.

So, yeah, if you didn't know that, the 38-cent canned meat I had you eat, no refrigeration. The bacon isn't refrigerated. Your finger is too close to me. It's making me struggle. Both eyes were trying to go to the same point and I'm going across. The bacon is...

Get that away from me. The bacon... Is right by the Vienna sausages and they're both not refrigerated. The bacon that comes... Bacon's not... He just said bacon's not refrigerated. It's not.

The kind of bacon that I buy at my house... What do you buy? The kind that comes in the box. You microwave it for 15 seconds that's still refrigerated yes no it's not you okay shut up you know whenever you you're making me real man the only bacon you're making me real man the only bacon that's not refrigerated is bacon bits for salads i'll strike you again oh sit down bacon's not refri get a lower this clown where's your slippers and your red nose you clown where where's your face paint bacon's not refrigerated it's not listen let's talk with

reason the bake that's just out the window at this point the reason bacon's not go all right for me okay time out yes or no don't say a damn word other than yes or no okay whenever you're getting your chicken breast is that refrigerated yes where is he shopping you're pissing me off can y'all help me? Where is he shopping? I'm going to strike you. Where are you shopping? Where is he shopping? Listen. If you're buying, if you are buying warm chicken breast, you need to sue the establishment that you are going to. Listen to my vocabulary in my diction and my syntax.

I am listening to you. What is a refrigerator? A refri... It's a... Well, that's a weird way to define it, but a refrigerator... Does it have a door? No.

Yes. Oh! So you're saying your chicken breast, when you get it at the store, comes through a door? No. It is a... Oh!

Refrigeration. They're not going to put doors on those parts. You just tried to say that your chicken breast isn't cold. And you said your bacon isn't cold. I didn't say that. I said it's not refrigerated. They are.

They're not going to put doors on them. Is the lettuce refrigerated? You know when the misters hit? Is that refrigerated? That's a yes or no question. Yes. Dude. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Okay. Okay, we'll do this. You want to do that? What is a refrigerator's goal? Not what is a refrigerator, because you're talking about a door. What does a refrigerator do? To cool things down. To make them cold.

To preserve them. To keep it cold, right? Every single thing you just named, when you grab it, is it cold? That's different a refrigerator comes with a door a refrigerator comes with a door a refrigerator comes with a door that isn't a cooling tank that's the face of i'm just gonna piss cam off i'm just gonna piss him off dog you're dumb you're and you buy warm meat so who's your insides your insides probably look

like the side of a new york subway just graffitied with all sorts of different chemicals i mean it's unbelievable you you can't be healthy you made me put my you can't be healthy i'm not you can't i know you know my diet you cannot be healthy if all you consume is mcdonald's and warm meat from wherever the hell you're shopping is your vienna sausage next to your warm meat right now i'm sweaty oh my god what geez oh Oh my god. Oh my god.

You're intrusive thoughts. You're a sick bastard. Oh my god. Oh my god. What if I don't believe it out? What if that... Dude. You would somehow good lord

all right oh I'm sorry oh god, the world may never know. I hope not. Good lord. Alright, let's get off your warm meat weirdo. God, you're such a weirdo. You moved in last week. I did, I did. How was that?

God. I mean, moving, if any of you have experienced it, it's fun getting to a new place, setting things up. But the act of moving is just i mean it's this it is it's dreadful i i i was there and i uh i want to let i i'm a world-class athlete ain't i you're good you're good at what you do come on dude you're good thank you i should have done it in the you should know podcast so you can get a you should know studio psychopsis merge it would have been way more breathable fabrics but i have a i have a cut on my shin now no you went to battle for me so i appreciate it he left from moving slice on his shin claw marks on the arm someone caught him right there got a little scratch on the eye i mean yeah i don't i don't know how that happened

because i left just unscathed completely completely fine but because i did all the heavy lifting i guess they were like get the strongest person out of everybody there to go lift the heavy stuff That's what they all called me for no We called you because we had already done that and we went one two three four and we said alright now that that's done Payton can you grab the the empty Brita water filter? Dude no moving I mean, it's it's like that's it's it's fun, fuck it. She's like, it's Britta, dog. Dude, no. Moving, I mean, it's eh. Like, it's eh. It's fun, but it's just eh.

The only way I can describe it. I'm never going to do that again. No. I'm getting movers. I agree. I think it's worth the money. Depends. On what?

The money. The amount. I'm not going to go to, like, something On what? The money. The amount. I'm not going to go to, like, somewhere you can find on Google. I'm, you know... You're just going to call up, like, Jim and John? Yeah, make some shit work out, yeah.

I don't blame you on that. How much is too much, do you think? For me to pay someone to do something that I'm completely capable of doing, I'm not paying movers over... $1,000. of doing i'm not paying movers over a thousand dollars that's a lot higher than i was gonna go

oh then yeah then you don't understand the business they're not gonna be yeah we'll move everything you have for a whole day and do a whole day's work for 200 bucks i was gonna say five you think i could do it for five just five hundred dollars and they did everything yeah i would do that that's not bad yeah you you clearly are still an adolescent when you when you think of prices from things You know the world we live in buddy cost me ninety six dollars to get a full tank 96 oh, I know how to say there's no fucking way mine. It was like 80 at the pinnacle. I was like Yeah, well Your car's running on fumes

But hey, she's loyal she gets me a to be rough ride beats smooth walk Excuse me a rough ride beats a smooth walk sometimes I just do you ever just want to like bite somebody no I do want to smack people that buy warm meat though I do want to do that that is on my bucket list Smack the dog piss out of someone that claims is on my bucket list to smack the dog piss out of someone that claims Vienna sausage is right next to bacon it is

that's my intrusive thought we're not doing this again but you don't ever have the intrusive thought to just like no I don't have any definitely don't have

the intrusive thought to say what you said nope those never crossed my mind you oh no no but for real you've never like

your teeth never itched when you're talking to somebody? No. No. No, Hannibal Lecter. They haven't. You need to calm down. I need to put you in some psych services. It's not violent, though.

I just want to bite him. What do you mean? No, not violent, but you're just looking at somebody, you're just like. It's like, are you a human being? Are you a cane corso? What's going through your mind? Why are you wanting to bite people no what do you gain out of it i would say nibble why you haven't answered the why why that's the most like that's the foundation it's just an intruder like no nope that doesn't happen no just like a quick

if that happens any y'all please comment because you deserve to be in the same cell block that he is y'all just nibble on each other the whole time. Hey, Peyton, it's our typical nibbling time. It's 315. Come get a bite of this forearm. No. No, not in a weird way. You are a zombie at this point.

I mean, you eat warm flesh of meat. You chew on flesh. I don't chew. You're just, oh, you nibble. No, let me do it to you. No. What? No. What? No. Just like the, no, it's just kind of like.

If you were to bit yourself, if you're going to. Like that. Like, just like you get the, you get the forearm meat. Not in a. As you grab your wrist. This is your forearm. This whole thing is your forearm. Wrist.

I didn't bite that. You said, let me get your forearm. This whole thing is your forearm. Wrist. I didn't bite that. You said, let me get your forearm. You literally grabbed like the bottom of your hand. God, dude, he knows nothing. He knows literally nothing. Spell necessary. Necessary? Yeah, since you know everything.

N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-Y. You want to try? Spell villain. I know that one. Spell it. V-I-L-L-A-I-N. There you go. You want to try spell villain I know that would spell it vi LLA in Oh flashbacks I'm asking you never like even your wife you're never just like you're so cute babe no some people do that I see that they're like oh don't

you just want to just give him a little nibble? It's like, no. Yeah, cuteness is an aggression. I'd rather give a big ol' hug, a kiss. Your teeth don't ever itch? Your teeth don't ever itch? No! Work with me.

My teeth don't itch! I, another hill. I'll die right now. Cough and bury me on this hill. My teeth don't itch. I don't ever have the nerve to bite someone. I've never, I mean, I don't, I don't just go. Just know that doesn't happen. You don't ever feel like a little baby? Ask me again. Ask me again and see if my answer changes.

My God. This is like the most invasive questionnaire ever where they ask the same thing 20 different ways. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for 21. 21 questions. Go for it. Ask. Do I bite? Nope. Mibble? Nope. Chew? Nope. Taste? Nope. Teeth itch? No. What's next ask it go for it hannibal go for it i'm sorry thanks sorry that was rough sorry buddy i just feel like i'm teething shut up you are 23 years old you are a grown man you should not you're you shouldn't be teething you need chew toys you need are you do you sit there and mew at home somebody's gonna agree with me i hope not because you i'm gonna

oh my god you need to be under investigation my most embarrassing school memory ever is i tooted in class and everybody looked at me god i thought you said you're gonna dude i remember taking glue and spraying it on the wall and blaming another kid. I don't, it's, it was a dark year. It was my first grade year. So for all that don't know, all of you, my first grade year, my first grade teacher taught ninth graders. Teaching ninth graders the year before. Freshman.

Worst of the worst. Teaching freshman. Went down to teaching little babies. Little five, six year old babies. When I say it was a boot camp it was rough so one day i was just like elmer's glue just i don't know that i guess there's my intrusive thoughts i was just destructive you didn't feel like biting somebody though you're gonna turn me into a biter and I'm gonna bite you if you don't stop. Don't bite me.

I don't like being bit. What are you gonna bite me back you freak? Get off of this conversation. This needs to end. Can I talk about the most embarrassing toot story? What are you, uh, is this, are we plugging a dentist right now? No. What are we?

Toot. Tooth! Toot. Oh, toot. Sorry, the tooth. Your tongue, Tooth. Oh, tooth. Sorry, the tooth. There's a little extra tongue action. I didn't know what you were saying.

I didn't know what you were going for. Tooth. I was. Tooth. So I. Heart. Okay. So I was in history class and I've never told this story because honestly, like still to this day, if I think about it, I get warm inside because it was so embarrassing.

Like, I don't like, I don't like public like public battles at all like anything that makes me real uncomfortable like i don't do it in the stalls i don't i don't do that in public and comfort of my own home sure anywhere else no i don't do it but i was i was in history class the teacher was going through the powerpoints on the slides right and definitely quiet all you heard was people taking notes right and it just escaped like i didn't feel like there was no bubble there was no nothing it just kind of i leaked it just seeped out it just said and everybody like it was immediate no one questioned where it came from they said babe everybody looked at me and i am terrible at hiding my emotions on my face turned beet red and i was like and they're like what grade was this uh seventh and then and then

my friend his name his name was evan my friend who we were really close or it sounds like we're not we're really close my friend evan he turns around and goes, Peyton, did you just fart? Loud as hell. And then the teacher goes, oh, we're not doing that, Peyton. And then this girl, she was really pretty. She goes, oh, it's a stinker too. Bro, I was in defense mode at this point. I was like, it was her. And I blame this nice little quiet girl behind me.

She's never talked in that class, but I couldn't go down for that. So I blame the girl that's never talked and she didn't defend herself. Survival of the fittest. I mean, if she's not going to speak up, she deserves to, I mean, it's just going to happen. Yeah.

It's tough. Okay. I'll one-up you. Okay. Probably not. My tooth story, third grade. Okay. So I'm hitting that stage,

eight, nine years old. Kids start to think, ooh, I could be more mature than what I am. Whatever. So I was like, I'm going to be a big boy. Next time I fart, I'm completely owning it. Oh, that's a big time move. Real mature.

Eighth grade? Eight years old, not eighth grade. Third grade. Okay. We're on the carpet for whatever activity. I thought it was going to be one of the farts that's like, just like an air fart. Just a little, you know? I guess I didn't understand how sound works i'm sitting on the ground there's a trombone even if it was a it's gonna bounce off

the floor and make a he's gonna sound like the band is here yeah straight up tuba so we're sitting there reading i let it rip okay full like a full-blown fart right everyone immediately looks at me and i go yeah it was me i literally said that and for whatever reason i thought that would give me like some cool points dude people started scooting away from me looking and pointing oh you're a weirdo you're nasty and it just wasn't what i thought it was gonna be i thought i was gonna get some sort of like like um i don't know affirmation i guess you thought they're gonna be like i respect that man for saying that you didn't think they're gonna be like you nasty fuck like no you know because at that age most people it's like a fart who did it who did it oh it's like a guess it's a game of

guess who yeah so i said i'm gonna just play the game for all of us i'm gonna just i'm gonna be player one i'm gonna end it i'm gonna get to the end and beat the game so i said i was like it was me they're like oh my god and they started screaming and i was like oh that didn't work and i was just like so then i was the lonely stinky kid sitting basking in my own devastated loneliness and i was just like everyone moved away from me teacher was like so there was green eggs in it like it was bad it wasn't what I thought it was a lot of parties on all of the story no matter your age don't claim a fart don't it's just something you don't claim blame it on the quiet girl behind you blame it on the quiet girl behind you I mean I I think I figured out where my anxiety came from

now this now this this is something i need a notebook as a kid and it's my first memory of ever getting anxiety whenever a kid you would get caught doing something by a kid and they went oh my mama that you don't know what i'm talking about oh my mama you ever heard that no that shit ruined me i've never heard that ever oh my mama what i just heard oh my mama what is there a choir what are they doing no i've never ruined me the point in the ooh and then we had this thing in elementary school i don't know everybody in elementary school where everybody i don't know this the school just found out what snitching was so oh everything they're like horrible time i'm gonna snitch i'm gonna they literally you could do nothing and the kids would be like i'm gonna snitch on you i'm gonna say you did something and i would be like what no no i didn't do it i didn't do anything oh mama mama

and then you were like trying to do a barter system you tried to do a barter please oh god stop dude i'll give you my pencil just shut up yo i promise dude i dude. I'm sorry, dude. Don't stop, dude. You want my chocolate milk or what? Just stop talking. Then she gave me, like, I think that's what he. So that's the origin. I'm starting to get hot. A mama mama. Yeah.

She starts whispering that. She's in the back of your ear. You go, no, no. In the middle of the public. I've never heard that, though. A mama mama. That's very strange. You hung around some freaks.

Can't lie. And that's, you know, I know you hung around freaks because when out when my people found out what snitching was yeah go ahead and get every last drop good lord you just got parallel to the floor to finish the drink it's not that good promise you when we found out what snitching was we would try the absolute hardest to not be a snitch. Your classmates and your peers, Ooh, I'm a snitch! I'm a snitch! Ooh, ooh!

We were like, I see shit. I ain't snitching. And then it was for years. You know what snitches get? Stitches. Get lifted ditches. Found with hitches.

And like, they just kept going. I've never heard a 16 bar rhyme scheme off that. Oh yeah, no, we were different. But something uh this week a very awkward situation i was at sonic right you know what sonic is america's america's diner is that yeah i've never i never heard that never heard before okay a little bit of sushi in there yeah i guess i've eaten sushi my fingers smell like like wasabi or soy sauce but with the green stuff that is wasabi yeah but it's not it's really horseradish it's dyed did you know that i think it's wasabi it's it's horseradish wasabi horseradish is making but uh uh it's sonic right and um you there's a booth that you order in, right? And the lovely people come on the rollerblades.

And so I was ordering my food, right? And I went up to the drive-in part. There's a screen with the menu, right? The screen was off. But the light-up button that you pressed to order was still red. So I was like, this is an active station. It has to be. I pressed the button.

It's an active station. Lady says, welcome to Sonic. How can i help you you know what i get double burger with bacon please and large fries and a diet coke always large fries and a diet coke she says okay um that'll be whatever whatever i'll be right out i said thank you so much i get on my phone i'm in my car for 35 minutes yeah it doesn't take that long to make a burger not at all you slaughtered in the cow exactly what's going on you're heating heating breathe just just breathe so i was i was waiting in my car i was on twitter for a while i went on tic tac get a drink i was i was on TikTok for a while. You... I'm so sorry.

What are you doing? I'm so sorry. You're going to... It's still there. Dude, it got on my foot. What are you doing? You're going It got on my it got on my foot if you don't calm the hell down Settle down Jeez geez oh my god I hope my god I hope that I hope that picked up on the camera that last little it was like a mist it was like a misting gun it's like just liquid I'm in peril. Fix yourself!

You're like stuck. You're like this. My contact is messed up. What the hell? How? Now you're... This is giving... That one video. Our greatest video.

The chair, the fan. You just snorted. For no reason. Open your eyes! Oh my god. The microphone's microphones what I'm so so is my ankle and now you don't have any more water I'm so sorry stop apologizing and just fix it dude okay miss piggy if you

if you snort again, bro. Breathe. Let's take it from the top. I feel like there's watermelons seeds in my throat. What the hell does that mean? I don't know, but it's uncomfortable. I'm about to hit you. I'm about to hit you. There's so much water. I felt like Shamu.

Let's do a breath lift. Real quick. Let's do a breath lift. I feel like I'm going to pass out. Into the nose. Just, let's do breath work. Real quick, let's do breath work. I feel like I'm going to pass out. Into the nose, four seconds. Out to the mouth, six. Ready? Here we go. Ready?

Go. Excuse. It's in there. It sure is. Something's in there that shouldn't be. Bro, the worst part, why that just pissed me off off so bad is I actually, I tricked myself to about 10 seconds of peace and I closed my eyes trusting that you would do it with me and all I hear one second into my peaceful breath work is, I need to see somebody.

Yeah, I told you I'm going to psych services. They'll take care of everything. My throat hurts. Oh my god, bro. Sonic. It's okay. So, I, uh... Jesus.

What's in there? What's in you? A seed. What does that mean? Might be a plant that comes out in a minute. You're passing your just nonsense onto me. Like, I'm starting to itch now. I don't know why. I'm just itching.

Oh my god. Why do people even watch this? Why do they watch this? This just sucks. Get it together. I don't enjoy myself. Get it together. I don't enjoy myself. Get it together. Sorry.

From the top. Here we go. Ready? Three, two, one. I was waiting in my car for 35 minutes, right? He's going on TikTok for a minute. Please stop looking at me. Bro. Please stop looking at me Bro If you

Don't speak My tears are warm This is not enjoyable I'm not having fun right now I'm just I'm just hot We haven't said a damn thing in like eight minutes. You're crying.

Why are you crying? I'm panicking. Calm down. Calm down. I'm telling you, you're passing your delusion to me. I'm starting to laugh for no reason. Everything's warm. Calm down. Everything's warm. I'm it to laugh for no reason everything's home everything's warm itching now bro all right now I'm getting upset now you got me itching

dude you your face is wet bro I just watched it here hit your stash roll down the goatee you are literally moisturizing your hair follicles with your tears right now. Breathe. Dude, move the mic. Take it away from you. Move it. I can do it. No, you can't.

Don't believe in yourself. You cannot do it. You need help. You're blurring. This is a simulation Like this isn't real right now I don't feel good Okay I was sitting for 35 minutes

In the Sonic And I got tired of waiting Right Cause that shouldn't take that long And I was like Maybe the screen isn't working Maybe they

Didn't pop up on the On the register And it't pop up on the register. It didn't pop up on their thing. And so I started to leave. I put my card in reverse. I didn't pay yet because I didn't put my card into the thing. Because I couldn't. This sucks.

This is so bad. Everybody unsubscribe. We don't deserve this. This is so bad. Oh my god. Go. It's your fault. How?

Go. Dude, you're getting me to cry for no reason. Like, go. You have to pull it together. You literally have to. Dig deep. You can't do that, though. What am I doing?

I'm just sitting here. I sit right here every week. I see you. What am I doing? You're supposed to dude this is insane you're under attack this is

y'all need to pray for this guy I mean seriously this is alright here we go I need a napkin you need a nap so I started to pull out. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry to everybody. Listen, I genuinely am. This cannot be enjoyable to watch or listen. Fuck. So, I put the car in reverse, right, without paying, without getting my food. And I was looking back, revers, right? Trying not to. You passed it to me. What is happening? This is like, this is like that one of what's-his-face and Jimmy Fallon just laughing.

I can't stop. This is the worst. We're going to lose all the fans. They hate us. Oh, my God. All right, dude. This is going to be hard. It's going to be hard trying to get back serious.

But we literally have to, though. I'm trying my best there. Your face is... It is drenched, bro. It looks like you are washing your face in the morning. It is that wet, literally. You're about to apply serum. You're literally...

It's wet. Okay, come on. So, I put my card... I promise to God I'm gonna try my hardest. I promise so I put my guard to God. I'm trying my hardest I put my voice my mic so low. I was putting my car in reverse Oh oh my god I don't know I'm so now I'm sorry at first I was getting pissed off with y'all this I mean dude why does anybody watch this shit you have to dead you have to get that story we're not gonna get we're not gonna get through it

all right it's almost over okay I'm, I'm serious. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. OK, then shut up. If I laugh, I have to do something. Like, I have to do something. All right, so I started to leak. It took a long time.

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Oh, okay. No, bro. You have to get your finger, get your grubby little paws out of my face. Tears are literally dripping from your face. Dude, you have to stop telling the story That's the only way we're gonna get through this You have to

Oh my god, your belly button's wet Oh my god Oh my god Holy shit Dude, you're Oh my god Get up Dude, you're... Oh, my God. Get up.

Dude, oh, my God. I was put in the car first. Okay. So I wasn't looking where the... I wasn't looking where the people were coming from, right? Okay. So I'm looking back, and I was trying not to get dizzy. Shut up. And then I...

I turned back around, and the lady's on roller skates in front of my booth like this. She has my food. And then she goes, and I pull back in. I'm like, I'm sorry. I got a real important phone call. And she goes, oh, I'm so sorry. Here, it's free. So you gypped her.

That was an accident. I didn't mean to. That was so not worth it. Yeah, no, that definitely wasn't. That was, I mean, that was a million dollar investment for a nickel climax. But good, dude. My stomach hurts. Oh, yeah, no, we're going to be chiseled after this.

But that's ridiculous that that just happened. Why does anybody watch this bullshit? That is ridiculous. We lost, we've worked so hard for everything we've gotten, we just ruined it. You have to go to the next room. You have to. Absolutely have to. Should I go to a movie tonight or should I just eat a pizza and drink beer at home?

Depends on the film. I don't know yet. I've watched everything because I'm so lonely. I have nobody. I'd go pizza and beer then. Some more loneliness. Just continue it yeah Fuck it

Just don't Don't try to break the chain I'm gonna die this way Because as soon as you go back It's gonna be even worse Okay Shit That is a good point

I got real sad When I left y'all's apartment It's your take Because it was so quiet I told you yeah Okay Can I move in Alright

No you can't Alright No no Definitely not Don't ask me to watch y'all's kid When y'all have one in You want to Yeah. Okay. Can I move in? All right. No, you can't. All right. No, no, definitely not. Don't ask me to watch y'all's kid when y'all have one in. You want to, but yeah, it's fine. Okay. Okay. My body, I'm like.

I have to shit. Stop lifting your shirt, bro. Oh, my God. It's going to stop it. Oh, my God. It's wet. Like, your belly button's a little hot tub. We're back to your ear right now. Just a little lint pool

It's a little hot tub that that pieces of lint just check into No, I'm telling you this it's insane right now. No, it looks like there's like smoke in the air. I don't know come on Come on Why does any but I'm just okay. we gotta apologize that was i'm so sorry please if this is your first we're gonna put a time stamp because to skip this part yeah like if you're if you're if you're true to this not new to this if you want to suffer through what just happened to us i mean go for it but if you're new and i'm yawning i'm okay i want to apologize if this is your first time

especially if this is your first time I am so sorry yeah this is not how it normally goes just literally click previous episode yeah

I mean I don't I don't know what just happened clean your house to this episode like put it in the background or something

I don't know what just happened this sucks fix your shoe OCD I don't I was so excited for this sucks it fixes you ocd i don't i was so excited for this episode too and it sucks oh my god it's not a bad episode we just caught the craziest like laugh bug contagion virus thing all right we gotta go okay do you all right

do you remember in college when i thought i bought a cheap tv but i just ended up bringing home bricks see there's some there's some of these events that i don't like yes we need to be transparent but to a certain extent you need to save yourself i didn't know so i was at a gas you need to save yourself. I didn't know. So I was at a gas station. You need to save yourself. Do you want to do this? Yes. You're willing to tell them?

Because I want to save the other people. I promise you no one has done this. I promise you. I promise you. You have not done this. I was a victim. Scammed in other ways? Sure.

Just go. Just humor him. He's just digging his own grave i mean he can't spell all these other things these are proven but if he's if he's if he's willing if he's willing so i was i was in college with you it was my freshman year of college i was 18 i had no money right so i was just living off the school stipend whenever i got that stipend check and i was like oh i can take care of myself i can go maybe eat out, go to McDonald's, maybe get myself some clothes, go to a movie. A little Stephen special.

A little Stephen special. A little Stephen special. Great cuisine. So I don't know what that was. I got my stipend check, right? And I was like, okay, I'm going to go to the local gas station, fill up my tank for the week, right? I got a little money. Let me go fill up my tank, treat my car real nice.

I pull up to the gas station right I pull up swinging as I get out of my car to go inside to order my gas as I do there's a man at the corner of the gas station outside and he has this big box a tv box plasma screen I look at him we make eye contact right he knows I'm interested in why you got that box on you as I'm walking up to the gas station door he goes hey man let me talk to you real quick and I said the man with the tv wants to talk to me I'm gonna go talk to the man with the tv I got the stipend money feeling real good about myself no I go what's up man he's like hey man I just got an extra one of these um it's a it's a tv and also some speakers that come with it i'll give it to you for a discount and i said oh okay

this is two times this tv is two times the size of the one that i got in my dorm that's sitting on my refrigerator tv sucked thank you uh really bad so it's awful television well that's i'm about to upgrade show cam that i got a big ass tv now you can't make fun of me and it comes with speakers so i'll have nice audio that comes with you're gonna be in my room all the time watching my tv so i go yeah man a discount that sounds great how much he goes nah 200 it will do for 200 and i said big tv speakers 200 sounds like a deal and i just got my stipend. I can do that.

Let's party. So I was like, you know what, man, let me go get my gas, fill up, and then I'll get you the money. He says, sounds good. Fill up my gas. I get the money. I go to the man with the TV box. Hindsight is 20, 20 looking back.

I should have opened the box right but i thought if i was going to get scammed the box would be empty right there'd be nothing in it or yeah or you know opened or something but but okay but i was young i was broke new tv i was getting made fun of for my little tv at home that sit on my refrigerator i'm gonna get this this cheap tv from the man at the corner of the gas station yeah i pick it up it's heavy real heavy heavier than a normal tv so i was like that's a little weird but i remember he told me it came with extra speakers so i was like oh my god i can't wait to flex on cam i drive home i'm bumping music i'm feeling good i got my new tv i pull up to the. I walk into the dorm TV box, TV box in my hand. Cam goes, what's that? You just got a new TV. And I said, I sure did. He goes, you go, you go to

Walmart. And I said, no, I demanded the gas station was selling the TV. Cam's like, what'd you say? Man at a gas station sold you a TV? And I was like, not just that, extra speakers with it. Cam goes, open the box. I go, no problem, we can set this thing up together. It could be a roommate bonding situation. I tell you I opened that TV box and it was house building properties in there. It was bricks inside of this TV box. It's like, you know, whenever you're going down a roller coaster and everything inside of you sinks, it's just out of you. It was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. Cam, when I saw the

stuff that you put, build a house with inside of that TV box, that was my money for the month I spent on this TV. but okay before i give you my you know my point of view the one thing i'll i'll give this scammer one shout out he had so if it it'd be obvious if it was just heavy at the bottom you know it'd be like whoa this doesn't feel right you know he had the bricks like i don't even know how he jerry-rigged it, but they were, like, so he had, like, lined at the bottom. But then it was, like, he had, I don't even know, it was, like, the styrofoam blocks. But somehow it was, like, tied or, like, stapled or something

to where there was weight, like, on the sides of the box. He's done this before. Yeah. So it's, like, I'll give him that. But you bought a TV from the corner of a gas station. For cheap. With speakers. And, you know, nice big speakers, right?

Yep. How are they fitting in the box that's just designed for the TV? There's just things. There's steps that should click. There's cogs that need to be working. And yours are just like this. They're stuck behind stipend money, upgraded TV, speakers included, and your cogs, they just weren't firing.

So I'm not going to lie. I blame you, though. Oh, no. If you wouldn't have made fun of me, I wouldn't have felt pressured to buy that TV. Oh, no. Oh, no. Absolutely not. My TV was the size of a cereal box, and you always let me know it was.

So I wanted to get this big TV from the gas station, man. I'm sorry that you had to stand to enjoy your programming and you couldn't do it from the luxury of your bed. But that doesn't mean you buy a gas station TV. I don't even buy, I would not even buy a candy bar from someone selling it outside of gas station, let alone a television. Well, we all make mistakes. At least we had bricks

we did have like seven bricks but i i it was one of those moments like when he pranked me with the chip he wanted to laugh but he was so just like like wow i like i feel his pain it was kind of the same moment for me like it was an instant a quick laugh it's like when it's like when one of your family members are like if your mom or grandma were to fall like of course it's funny because they fell but then you're like oh wow there could be some damage yeah and that's pretty much what happened here i was like i was like man this guy's an idiot i want to bust out laughing but i was like i i think he's about to throw up you know i got more of your laughing than your sympathy though okay but in my mind in my mind mind. It was a quick laugh.

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