You Should Know Podcast - EXPIRED FOOD CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

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Ask your Chevrolet dealer for details. The live show is almost here. The merch is out. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 79. Round of applause, please. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, everybody.

Welcome back to the Youual No Podcast episode 79. I'm going to do a quick intro. This intro is all about the viewers, the listeners, the supporters. Round of applause for you guys one time. The merch dropped exactly one week ago today on Monday. And I'm telling you, y'all went absolutely ballistic. Y'all went crazy. The merch is still available.

We are sold out in some things we never would have expected. Such a quick turnaround. We do, and I honestly do mean we have the best, best support system behind this podcast. That is the reason for the success is y'all. We are very appreciative of y'all. And also October 28th, New York City, the Gramercy Theater is about 20 tickets away from selling out now.

That's at the time we're uploading. I don't know now it might be completely sold out. But if you're in New York, around New York, or want to come to New York to see us do our second live show, the first one that's out of Texas, we got to see if New York's going to be better than Dallas. We do not know if y'all will be. We're hoping for it, but we don't know. There's so much energy. There was chance before we went on stage. There's lines

wrapped around the corner. We'll see how New York gives it to us. And if you want to be a part of history, click the link in the description below to come see co-host Cam and I, Mama Liv, Auntie Ashlyn, and the whole gang at the live show October 28th, New York City, the Gramercy Theater. Also, guys, I left it out last week because we were celebrating the merch drop, but there's always new people here or the people that haven't already. And you know what I'm about to say. If you're new here, if you haven't already, click the bell, you see the subscribe button, press. If you're looking for more below that, see that comment section is fulfilled with your name

you're even more go ahead and fill that out get your good karma a lot of you got that good karma t-shirt it's sold out in some colorways the larges are sold out and everything i love you guys so so much thank you hit that subscribe button share this podcast with your friends we love hearing the stories about you watching and listening to this podcast with people we love you we cannot wait to see you new york and guess what more live shows are being announced soon whoa no to the rest of the episode where is he where is my boyfriend Yo, that's not good. That's not right. I was expecting a little boxer intro.

I was sitting there boxing behind the scenes talking about some Where's Your Boyfriend. Oh, we got Co-House Cam back in the studio. No round of applause for Co-House Cam. It's back to the old days. I love it. Toby McGuire with an RKO sitting on a skateboard. No, you're good, dog.

Look at my shoes. I got new slides, and I'm wearing slides to the workplace. And they're already crusted. Yeah. You don't cherish things. No. I learned from Casey Neistat. Calm down.

Jesus. No. I learned from Casey Neistat. Calm down. Jesus. No! I love Casey Neistat. I did. When I was in eighth grade, I was very inspired by Casey Neistat, as any young concert creator was, because he was the head of the charge. And I saw him every time he used equipment. He said this about his equipment. Equipment is, I mean, cameras and stuff is equipment. Everything you use in your daily routine, I look at as equipment. And he was rough with everything. And that inspired me. That's why I open boxes the way I do. It's from Casey Neistat.

That's why I treat my cameras the way I do. It's equipment. It's meant to be banged up, used. If I use everything pristine and stuff, I feel like it's not mine. Like, even if I buy a super expensive shirt, I want a hold to be in it. Because I feel like it's mine. You, that blue shirt, the purple one that I wear all the time? I was feeling you until the last part.

Like, shoes. I hate wearing, like, nice shoes. Like shoes. I hate wearing like nice shoes. Like I like to you know put it in the mud! Get down! One, two, I'm set!

That's not quick enough boy! Get your ass down! Oh, oh, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I promise. Hey, 30 second timeout.

No, no, no, no, no. Like football coach. Football, nothing more. Nothing less, nothing more. Football coach. Let's just not, let's just moveout. No, no, no, no, no. Like football coach. Nothing more. Nothing less, nothing more. Football coach. Let's just not. Let's just move on. No, that's.

Little boy. No, no, I spelled it B-O-A for sure. But it wasn't. It was. It was. No, that's serum. That right there, that is straight up. Yeah, you better rub it out.

What is... You've soiled my brain subconsciously. You've ruined... You've ruined my... My, um... Holiness. No, he's crazy. He's crazier.

Toby McGuire on a skateboard. RKO. Randy Orton. What? Stone Cold. Stone Cold! Oh my God. Honestly, in the comment section below, what do you gain from watching this?

It's like, what do you... What fulfills you? I don't get it. We are going to. I feel like there's a small bonfire going inside my stomach right now. That you're allergic. How is your week going? You're allergic to something. I'm going to switch it.

How was your week? Wow. Does it feel good? I've been playing. I was thinking about that in the car right here. I was like, I'm going to hit him with a curveball. Let's see what Uncle P has to say about his pitiful week. I'm kidding.

That was so mean. In my 25 years of life, Cam. Oh, I've never asked you. You're 24 and I've never asked you how your week is? No one ever has. I've never been made to feel like what I say means something to somebody. And thank you for that, Cam. You're welcome.

Now let's hear it. Talk me through it. We went to the casino. We did. Fun times. I won money because I am a savant at the table oh okay calling all the ogs and if you haven't seen it scroll scroll toward the bottom of our tiktok bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom but this man redeemed himself in an unbelievable fashion thank you tell

them at the casino this uh this. Tell them in an entertaining way. I'm like, it was great. It was dark clouds. It was rainy windows. So we were at the casino and we played blackjack. We found this machine that we like a lot. It's called the Wizard Gandalf. He works for us.

Respect the Wizard. Respect Gandalf at all costs. But toward the end of the trip, we're three and a half, four hours in. I'm like, bro, can you please just sit down? Because I don't want to leave him. I've only ever played real blackjack. He is terrified of it. Again, reference the video at the bottom.

Mass anxiety. So I literally beg him. I'm like, bro, please. Like this table's wide open. She's dealing to no one. It can be you and me. We can just two man this blackjack. You don't have to worry about anybody else.

So we sit down and he's still freaking out. Like, no one else is here. No one. And I'm like, bro, just relax. He goes, I swear to God, I'm doing 100 on one hand. I'm leaving. Win or lose. And I was like, bro, just slow burn it.

Play. Enjoy the atmosphere. He's like, I can't do it. He's like, I'm going to shit my pants. I was like, what does that have to do with anything? So we sit down. We both buy in 100. It's $10 minimum.

I put my 10. I turn $100 on the middle of this thing. I go, oh, my God. Yeah. Cam was like, oh, my God, you actually did it. so we sit down we both buy in a hundred it's ten dollar minimum i put my ten i turned hundred dollars on the middle of this thing i go oh my god yeah cam was like oh my god you actually did it i go you actually did i didn't think he was gonna do it bam she flips it he gets an ace i start rubbing the table slapping it give it to him give it to him bam gets a jack black jack on a hundred dollar hand his first hand she a seven, meaning there's no possible way. She has a blackjack, so he has now won. Three to two payout, $150, just like that.

And I go, bro, that's a bet. Now you can just sit here and enjoy it. Keep your hundred in your pocket. You got $150 house money. He goes, oh, hell no, I'm leaving. I was like, what? You're just going to leave me? He goes, oh, yeah, no, good luck, bro.

I hope you do good. He walks off and just simply walks off. And I'm literally looking at him thinking he's joking, like he's going to turn back around and he's gone. I'm out of there. He went straight to the cashier, cashed out. First off, he didn't even know what to do with your chips. He said, how do I, do I just take them?

I was like, you color up. Give it all to her. Let her give you bigger chips. He's like, all right, get me out of here. And he fucking left. Yeah. You know, but that's how fake you are, though. You couldn't at least just stay and watch, hang out?

I'm fake. But then I did come back later when we were about to leave, and you decided I'm greed monster. I'm the antichrist. No. I'm going to play two hands and mess up everybody else's turn. And then I lost $100. Like that.

We lost. We both lost. Because of you. Because of our third base giovante mccoy was staying on 15 he's playing sick i'm not gonna last but you know for him so whatever but gotta play you know what i learned about you from that casino trip god cam has that inherent karen in him like that that that colonial karen no i don't oh from, yes, so, so this is it. Whenever we go to the,

I wasn't going to go for that. So anytime we go to the casino, like, I mean, it's anywhere, but anytime we go to the casino, like, we, we meet people. We meet fans of the podcast

and we met two amazing fans, two lovely ladies. What were their names? Uh, Samantha and Lexi. Samantha and Lexi. Oh my God, they were great. We took shots with them.

So funny, fantastic people. But I'm always like, anybody that comes up to us or talks to us, I'm kind always like they might watch the podcast i guess cam that inherent care inside of them that's no it's let me tell the story so we're about to leave we go to the atm because we're going to cash out our our vouchers we go to the atm and this man walks over in a full police uniform. Now, immediately, whatever you say to me, sir, I'm doing. That's just how I've been taught. You do what they say, regardless.

So it's just like, it wasn't even a thought to not do it. He comes up to us, and he goes, hey, guys, I'm going to need your IDs. Immediately, my hand's in my fanny pack. He got it in three seconds. Like, literally, it was in his hand. Cam goes, why? For what yeah i go oh no he goes uh guy it's policy we got to check it out he goes why why never had to do that before and i was like cam give him the goddamn idea and cam started like each time cam was responding to him he was elevating his tone he was getting more and more

angry and i was like holy shit we've been there four and a half hours at this cam and then he said he said you have to have an id to be in the casino i said why didn't they check it at the door then yeah i was like i just wasn't going for that because i knew i knew it was bs you could tell there's some differences growing up but i know a lie when it's a lie you don't have i don't care if i don't have to give you my exactly that's the difference between us i don't care if i know I don't have to do this. It's not. I want to be safe. Here's my ID.

Give it back to me when you're ready. Outside of the casino, if that would happen, 100%. But we've been here for four and a half hours. I'm literally cashing out on an ATM. It has nothing to do with any human being. And you go, give me your ID. Look at him. No.

Why? Honestly, if he would have answered a real answer, sure, you can have it. You would have argued that answer, so. No. If it was real and at least made me think, then I would have said yes. So he was like, just, he literally said because. And I was like, okay, because you have the uniform on. Here you go.

And I went, oh, no. That's interesting. And then he goes, no, I'm just messing with you guys. I'm a big fan of the podcast. I was like, Cam, you're an asshole. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, I mean, still still shout out to you but it's a strange way to just it's a strange interaction i apologize if i came off rude but i was just it was it was weird no

yeah it's an inherent difference between me and me and you and you know what else i learned about cam cam would be a great tour guide yeah you talk so much i like detail and you lead and talk this i swear to god if you're in a group with cam right if you ever get to be in a group with cam and a big herd right i'm used to this i've i'm almost a decade in with this guy i heard he's with me especially if it's somebody outside of our friend group oh my god you do this i'd like to make them feel welcome they've been there and comforted they have been there okay me and liver talking about it you were and you had a couple drinks and you see you're even more social than you already are which is almost criminal so cam was almost defensive yeah i was like hey shut the fuck cam was leading the group right

and there's two other people that were friends of friends right and you grew up with one of them yes and so they were walking as this couple. And me and Liv were in the back. And Cam was literally walking backwards. Tour Guide 101. Work at Disney. You're good. And he was literally.

And not even a point. Like he wasn't like, oh, you know, we've done that there. Like you ever been to this? Cam was literally like open hand like this. Cam was walking backwards. He goes, that's the pizzeria. This is Romeome you see that uh that wallpaper there they didn't have that before that's you know toby mcguire uh what's it

what's it toby keith you ever heard his music he has a bar and grill here like cam they know i i don't it had to have been the couple drinks i had in me i don't know i just like making people feel at home sue me asshole but what if they would have been like, yeah, we've been. Then I'm like, all right, cool, pretty cool. You would have got offended. Yeah, I would have been like, oh, asshole. Cam is almost like a little kid.

Cam has very much little kid tendencies. No, the beauty is in the details. Dude, I bought this sick green shirt. Oh, that's dope. Dude, I bought this green shirt that literally has stitching. It's embroidered on the back collar. There's no way you're saying that.

When every week I ask you how your week is and you're like, good. The beauty's in the details. I just felt a glacier freeze mist on my right calf. Honestly. From you. The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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No. No. And I had one glacier freeze. If we were... I'm drinking it. You get half, I get half. But you were so tired... Oh, you were trying to stake me and get the second half.

Wait, what? What? Wait, what does that mean? No, you would drink the whole bottle. No, no. If that was with you, say I lost mine in combat. I was fighting off a leopard for our safety. And you had yours, and I lose.

And I lose. I could fight better than you. Oh, 100%. You could fight a leopard better than me? What would you do to a leopard? Ah. You would ah him? It's like, that's what you do with big cats.

I'm literally immediately sprawling, getting in jiu-jitsu primal, and waiting. You're starting on your back? 100%. He's going to pounce on me as soon as he goes to bite. Very quick reflexes. Get him in a half Nelson. Okay, this is what you do. Get him in a Darce.

What? Darce. This is what you do if you're fighting a leopard. I took a class. I haven't, but I thought about it. Leopard mangling 101. Anytime I'm in the zoo, I always think, how would I go against this animal? That's smart thinking.

Yeah. Anytime it breaks out. It happens a lot. Animals break out. Free time. I just run. Time to kill humans. I would 100% run.

You cannot outrun a leopard. I didn't say I could outrun him, but if I see a leopard scaling a wall or he just busts through, ate his trainer, and I'm leaving. No, this is what I would do, right? Because cats are communicative creatures. So what you do is you look at them, right? bus through ate his trainer and i'm leaving no this is what i would do right because you cats are communicative creatures so what you do is you look at them right they say not to make they say this was so much alliteration cats are communicative creatures so many c's this is what you do with cats right you look at a cat in the eyes a lot of people say don't the book says you

look at him in the nose the book who wrote this book steve erwin. The book says you look at them in the nose. The book? Who wrote this book? Steve. Erwin. Rest in peace. You look at them in the eye, and then you go, watch this. And they're like, oh, shit. And you go, that's the cat that said that. They go, oh, God, he knows.

His native tongue. It's all about octave. And then once you get to the highest octave, show them the claws. And then at that point, they're running. They're running from you. If you go, they go, God, he knows the dark arts.

A leopard takes off. No, I'm pretty sure. A leopard would bite your rib cage and get mad that there's no meat there. 100%. I have a lot of meat on my body. Bless this podcast. I have a lot of meat. Bless this.

No, you don't. You don't walk past my ass. Every time I'm walking past in those sweatpants, those Nike ones, you're like, damn, Peyton kind of got a wagon. Lie in front of me and Jesus. I say, damn, Peyton's kind of got a wagon. say damn payton's kind of got a wagon damn payton's kind of dragging a wagon damn payton's got a hitch trailer yeah you say oh i followed that one to the grocery store okay you said i could i could attach i could attach a u-haul to that if i'm moving you're

making me fantasize your ass to the world and it's not it doesn't happen i can't make you do anything that's not real you don't okay you've never complimented my butt i've complimented it all right case closed you're murder murders oh my god what you you would be we want to talk about books and writing books you could literally write a book on like manipulation no oh yeah you're gonna make me seem like a bad person no you're a great person but you're a damn you're a wizard with words that is one thing i'll give a damn. You're a wizard with words That is one thing I'll give you I was good at English wizard with words good English. You're a wizard with words You're oh my god. If you if you fart trying to your whole anus is just exposed to me Stop shaking you like it you're a wizard with words i hate the way you're dressed

why there's something about me you should put your feet up there's something if we go to this wide angle see there's something about all black shoes that gives me prison yard no it definitely looks like i i chose to dress like an orc yeah it's like i'm i'm literally marching to helms deep it's like either either you are working in the burger king kitchen for non-slip or you're about to go do a felony like that's how you're dressed right now honestly burger king can go to hell i'm not gonna lie really go to hell why 10 chicken nuggets for a buck 49 what is that meat oh no you're eating pigeon tail that is penguin wing like that is not that is that's bird be that's monkey

knuckle meat there's no that is that is rabbit larynx like that is not chicken nugget that's frontal lobe of a horse for sure that is that is not sanitary to eat that it's how is that profitable because it's fake it's not like's not real chicken Wasn't there 10 chicken nuggets For $1.49 Wasn't there a chicken shortage Not too long ago? There was a chicken shortage That's why the Tyson chicken nuggets

Were out of stock for a while There was a chicken shortage? Yeah because that's when I was eating Tyson chicken nuggets For every meal Because that's all I could afford I think you need to get Your blood work done though

Really? I'm O2 You need a What? I'm O2 I don't give a shit about your blood type I don't know I just made that up

I'm talking about everything in your body No I'm scared of. You need a full... What? I'm O2. I don't give a shit about your blood type. I don't know. I just made that up. I'm talking about everything in your body. No, no, no. I'm scared of what they'll find. I think a lot of your stuff goes to your gut health. I have good gut health. Intestinal digestion system. You know? That gave me little blips of the humor?

Of the whatever one? No, you don't. Your guts are awful. They're soiled. There's so many opportunities right now. Stop. Your guts are bad. No, for real.

You've never seen my guts. Okay, you're getting close. And I know that you're tiptoeing to set up this amazing home run of a shot. I'm not letting you get to it. You need a full panel done. Oh, whoa. Oh. No.

What was that? I feel, because we're getting hot. We were talking about the zoo, right? Oh, yeah. What about the cats? Big cats. Yeah, big cats. I think I've got ants in my hair.

You ever feel like that? I have never never non-related to you more holy hell i feel like i do have like little bugs in my you have ants in your hair is what you just said yeah it's ant colony there's a queen ant and they're giving orders no speaking of um speaking we're not no there's no speaking of you just. You just said you're on something. You just said you have ants in your hair. It felt like it. Do you ever feel like your brain's moving? Olivia, call the police. No. What does, okay, what does one mean when they say they have ants

in their hair? Itch. Itch and crawl. A good crawl and itch. Okay, honestly, when's the last time you bathed? Oh. Oh my god. No, no, it's been better. Yesterday morning.

And we're at today night. So, 36 hours, roughly. When's the last time you've washed your hair? Not wetted, washed your hair. Oh, I haven't washed my hair in three months. I've been keeping count. Only because my shampoo expired. Buy more.

That's a true fact. That's a good point of attack right there. You do quarterly head washes. No. You wash your head once every 90 days. Yeah. But no, it's not because I'm dirty. That's not why.

I'm not dirty. Three-fourths of an NFL season passes before you re-wash your hair. I want you to think about that. It's not good for my texture. It's not good for anyone's texture to wait three months. Three months? No, it's just been a bad run for me right now. It's been a bad quarter.

It's been a bad season. Oh, my God. So I had a friend come over, right? Oh, no, no, no. And they left their deodorant. Oh, no, no, no. The last time you washed your hair was spring. Oh, it's almost spring again.

No, it's not. What's after winter? It's literally not even October. We're in September. I don't know the seasons. I think that's a myth. Seasons? What the hell is a myth about it?

How do you figure that out? But anyway, speaking of cats, right? So you remember we were talking about the zoo. Do you remember that conversation? Yeah. Ant brain. I feel like I could do anything better than a gorilla. What is up with you and gorillas?

That's a fact. I do talk about it a lot. Every other episode, it's like, I can outrun a gorilla. I'm stronger than a gorilla. I'm prettier than a gorilla. No, I'm not going to. Well, duh. I don't.

I don't know. Be careful. But, duh. I don't. I don't know. Be careful. But no, I'm. Wait. Hit it. Hit it. Very open. No, but I was.

You can't do anything better. You can. There's. Gorillas can outperform you in most things. No, this is one of the reasons I don't watch Animal Planet because I get competitive. And they were doing a thing where they had a fake monkey in a zoo in the wilderness, had a camera on it. And I was watching the monkeys perform

in their everyday life. And I was watching it and I was like, I can do everything better than you. Everything. Can't climb a tree better than him. If I tried, a big gorilla, a silverback, weighs 519 pounds. That was oddly specific. It's19 pounds. That was oddly specific.

It's a median. That was oddly specific. He can climb better than you. No, he cannot. He can climb better than you. He can grab things better than you. No, he cannot. He can pick up more than you.

Can it type better than me? Type on a computer. Can it do a math better than me? I wouldn't put it past you. I could outrun a gorilla. No, you can't. If it was on two feet, if we're playing fair. You're limiting him.

You're nerfing him. And it's limiting me if I go on fours. No one told you you have to go on fours. No, that's a fair race. Him and his natural. You and your natural. He wins. No, it's not.

A gorilla can go up to like 23, 24 miles an hour. You can go a whopping 16. Full speed lace shoes. No. You can go 18 max. No, I cannot. You're not can go a whopping 16. Full speed lace shoes. No. You can go 18 max. No, I cannot. You're not clocking higher than 18. Yes, I am.

No, you're not. Am I prime? You're not in your prime. But if I was. But you're not. Okay. I can make better decisions than a gorilla?

Don't believe that. I can drive better than a gorilla? Gorillas don't need to drive. I think better than a gorilla. Don't believe that. Cam, what do gorillas think about? Survival. Exactly. Their entire life is designed to survive. Who believe that. Cam, what do gorillas think about? Survival.

Exactly. Their entire life is designed to survive. Who has a better lifespan? Humans or gorillas? Peyton or gorilla? Who has a longer lifespan? Peyton. Who's better surviving?

Peyton. Thank you. All right. Fuck you, gorilla. Bro, a gorilla is going to... First off, it's going to beat your ass. Straight up. Beat the living dog shit out of you.

No, if me and a gorilla were in a sanctioned boxing match, I'd beat it. Because you can't do hammer punches. You can't do that punches you can't do that can't punch back ahead very dangerous very dangerous low blows one just very dangerous you can't grab unless you're in a clinch one body shot you are screaming for your mother no gorillas don't want to faint jab and slit so you're just gonna stand there and just tyson fury and just one just one, two. One, two. Just down the plate. Yes. Jab, jab, ho, jab, ho. Jab high, jab low. Swing. Cross. Dead.

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ago wait you just said back to your week i asked you. I asked you that almost a week ago. Huh? That was so long ago. You didn't ask me that last week. You need help. Pray for him. Oh, no. I was chased by a homeless man in a grocery store in the lettuce department. Right by the salads. There's no lettuce department.

There's not a lettuce department. Where do they keep the greens? Produce. Produce. Oh, they keep the greens? Produce. Produce. Oh, you're the, you're Mr. Vocabulary. Oh, I plan things what they are. Oh, my name's Cam. I worked at a Kroger for half my adolescence.

I know everything about fine dining. You're not better than me. Oh, my name's Peyton. I have so much social angst. I can't walk inside of a grocery store without almost fainting or spilling a jar and hurting an old woman and almost getting the police called on me.

So I say lettuce department because there's three heads of lettuce. What a shit department that would be. How many employees? Zero. Name two different lettuces right now. Romaine. And?

Caesar. Caesar's a salad. Dumbass. And don't flinch like that like you've won now. Romaine. And Caesar. Caesar's a salad. Dumbass. And don't flinch like that like you've won something. Romaine and what? There's cabbage. Cabbage is cabbage. Cabbage is cabbage.

That was so loud. Romaine. Name one more lettuce. Shut up. There's no such thing as a lettuce department, you idiot. Japanese lettuce. You're going gonna get hit japanese let me tell you about the homeless man damn yeah sorry go for it weak ass idiot so lettuce

department so the the kroger i always go to it's a high homeless population outside of it i know that because i always buy extra waters jugs to give it to them that's nice this guy didn't want one he actually made his way into the store so i there's a starbucks in the croaker i go to the starbucks first because i have to be caffeinated for my adventure because i don't you don't freak out yeah i do not know where everything's at and i hate it the way the fucking the salsa's by the strollers i hate it i don't know where to go they need a damn kiosk with an itinerary of like everything, a directory in this Kroger. So I'm at the Starbucks, right?

I'm checking out. I'm getting my banana nut loaf, thinking it's going to be a great trip. I'm beginning to put the headphones in, but as I put the headphones in, I look out at my peripheral, and I look right to my right. Homeless man. Might have been mean that I could judge, but if I were to put a lot of money on it, didn't have a home. Love that guy, though.

I remember him because I have helped him before. I have given him jugs of water and food. Good man. I thought we had some kind of rapport. Cool little friendship, baby. If you were to give that guy $30 million to tell you who I was, he couldn't tell you. I thought we had a relationship. We didn't.

Thought wrong. I'm over here. Vanilla spice latte, please. Banana nut bread. Warm. I'm hearing... In my right ear. I'm over here. Vanilla spice latte, please. Banana nut bread warm. I'm hearing in my, in my right ear. I look over.

It's him. It's him. And he's head down. Eyes up at me with the head movement. Terrifying to look at. And not only that, I was like, Oh no,

that's an attack. I was like, there is nothing friendly about that. Prepare for battle. Like, tell me that means friendship. Oh, yeah. No, that's like, hey, how's it going? So I'm like, okay, I'm not going to make it known that I'm terrified right now,

but I'm scared. I'm shaking in my boots. Never show weakness. I'm looking at the barista backstage. I'm like, hey, we see that I'm an imminent danger. Get that little warb imminent dancer get me out of here so he goes and he's just inching closer and closer little zombie steps towards me right scaring me making noise right she says peyton here's your banana banana peyton here's a banana

nut loaf and i go thank you so much grab it and i begin that's what you don't do you don't make a quick first step out because they're locked in now yeah they're chasing so i don't even know if he was chasing me or if he was running with me but i swear to god i make a quick boom to get out of there like i wasn't running but i made that quick first step i was trying to use my long legs long legs good strides good man that man he could have been an olympian arms down. To the point, a four-year-old started crying. So not only was I scared, I knew I had a friend in fear. I was terrified.

I was going through the lettuce aisle. There's not a lettuce aisle. I saw Romaine as I was running by. And he chased me. And then the police came. So you don't know what the hell he needed? Oh no,

there's no way we had any communication. There's no form of communication. No, no, no, no. He chased me. So he ran after you arms down.

Yeah. Like World War Z. No, it was probably the most terrifying experience I've ever had. I refused to go into that Kroger until they came.

Did you leave? Did you communicate with the police? Did you leave? You thought I stuck around in that Kroger until they get... Did you leave? Like, did you communicate with the police? Did you leave? You thought I stuck around in that Kroger? I wanted to be far away. That's fair. I went to a different side of town. I got in my car and I went away.

Ask me if I've been back in that Kroger. Have you been back in that Kroger? I have not. I have not. See, but now I'm just thinking if he needed something... He's not getting it from me. That's true. But what if he was trying to...

What if he had a card for you? It's oh i saw screaming lady the other day actually today i saw screaming lady today if you're an og you know screaming lady was god bless her clothed this time she was and she was she she she's always been good at finding objects. Always been good. Right. And today, she had a razor, not a razor scooter, a bird scooter. And she was in the middle of the road, and she kept trying to figure out how to use it. And I was like, if she gets a hold of that thing, call the National Guard. This is going to be bad.

There's literally going to be a World War III. I've literally seen her PVC pipe cars while she's butt naked in the middle of the road if she gets an electric scooter that can go 45 miles per hour what did you just say 45 miles an hour oh my god google it oh my god google it you think bird scooters can go 45. 45. Do you know how fast 45 miles an hour is? Yes. That's why they're death vehicles. That's why you're not supposed to get on them without a hammock.

Oh, and they just have helmets just clicked up to the handlebars? Liv, can you Google how fast do bird scooters go? Bet something on it right now. 45 miles an hour. Are you nuts? Bet your shoes and bet my shoes. Both easies. Okay. 18 miles per hour. Both Yeezys. Okay.

18 miles per hour. 18 miles an hour. Literally not even, you could double it, and it's not what you said. Do you understand? Is that the new version? The new, oh, the three. Max, like it says 25 miles per hour, but the max operating range is 18. Yeah, so if you're going max 18 downhill, you might clock at 25. Maybe it was a lime that I was thinking about.

Maybe it was a lime scooter. Oh, because the software is just so revolutionary over there at Lime. Oh! 45 miles an hour. Yeah. Could you imagine crashing like people do all the time on a bird without a helmet going 45 miles an hour? I think that's why people die. You would literally be limbless.

Yeah. People have died on bird scooters and they've died going 20 they probably had the 45 ones do you know i feel like you're so you don't you're not comprehending 45 miles an hour no 45 is what you drive like on like residential roads yeah that's why i've seen people do that no they've caught up with cars like if you're driving in front of a gas station you're probably going around that. Yeah. Bird scooters. That's why they're all around gas stations. You know something that gives me mass anxiety?

Something that will always give me an anxiety attack? Everything. Literally everything. I don't even know what you're about to say, but it's included in everything. Every single thing. That's not, well, that's fair. Everything. Hey, go talk to that person outside.

Oh, I can't. I can't. No, it's when somebody asks me, like if I'm thirsty and somebody has a drink and I have to waterfall their beverage. I cannot do it. Something when my brain and my hand and my mouth cannot compute a waterfall. You can't waterfall a drink. I fail every time. Like, give me your water jug right now.

Can I do it? I won't put my lips on. That's the hard part. Yeah, you're not going to put your lips on my every time. Like, give me your water jug right now. Can I do it? I won't put my lips on. That's the hard part. Yeah, you're not going to put your lips on my water jug. Okay, let me waterfall. You mean to tell me you can't just open your gullet and throw a liquid in it? No, I can't. Granted, that's a big-ass jug.

I'm not going to lie. The bigger the bottle, the harder the fall. That's not the saying. No, I'm telling you, I can't do it. Oh, my God. See, even the grip on this thing. It's already spilled How is this

Like in college Just breathe You're shaking it bro Oh my There's more water On the carpet Than inside of you Why are you

Just relax It's bringing me back To college Because we would all have to share the same bottle and I... Just relax. I was always sober because I couldn't watch somebody get a cup.

Just relax. That's so slow. It's like cinematic. What the hell is that? A canal? Catch the spillover? Please, I hate when you say that. Please, what?

I'm going to be so wet. You're going to spill. Like, you're going to spill. Wait. Tip the shit back. It was like three inches from your mouth. And why are you closing your eyes that's probably why you suck at it you're sitting there stop shushing me just waterfall it right now we're in the middle of a desert you you're butt-ass naked, you're super hot, and you're ultimately tired.

Go, you have to drink to stay alive. You're butt-naked, go. I don't know why, but... Are you like... No, I don't. Here we go. Here we go. You're shaking. Why are you shaking? There's so much water. that was so quick why I don't know how you oh you have zero finesse oh my god

I don't know how are you just go slow it? You just go slow. You just go slow. First off, you were literally like this. Two hands. There's water in my butt. I'm so wet. You were soaked. Look at our couch! Help me. How do you do it? Go. Go to the side so I can see it. Oh, it's a camera. You can see it. Go. Tilt. Tilt. Your mouth is on it! Wait, let me try it again.

No, it's not. Touch the chin. Alright. Touch the chin. Well, you have more chin. Oh, do I chin joke? You have more liquid. Skinny.

Touch the chin. I don't know if I can do this yes it can you bastard yes it can yes it can touch it I'm so wet for balance and for oh. You were like, you just like drowned yourself. Okay, let me try. Let me try. Pour slower. Think slow pours. See, it can do it. Slow pour. You're not trying to.

I can't say that. Stop deep throwing the bottle. I don't even want your pheromones Your breath on that You're literally like this If this is the bottle You're like That looks crazy That's what you were doing

Screenshot it Oh Alright Just pour slow Pour slow You're almost got Your lip's touching my bottle Okay bro

Okay bro Okay bro Okay bro, okay bro, okay bro, okay bro. You look insane. You- Your fucking spit just went in my bottle. I literally watched it. You spit on the ground, it went straight into the fucking bottle. That's your- that's your gallon of water.

You look primal right now. Likeanderthal ish that is so you're still your water take the damn water you literally just spit and it went straight You look insane! Don't. How do you do it? I cannot. I can't with you right now. You look like Heath Ledger when he played as Joker. R.I.P. I think I peed. Oh, no.

I need to swim. I'm not going to lie. For a koala club thing, we might, like, toss you into a pool. Just kind of see what happens. Like, not let you die. Not let you die. Like a four-foot pool. Like almost ten feet. Like a four-foot pool, but we make sure that you into a pool just kind of see what happens like not let you die not let you die like a four foot pool like almost

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to download the app. Now, up to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. In case y'all can't see it, he's literally sitting on a tarp, and he's still soaking wet. Yeah, I'm wet as shit. That is unbelievable.

I can't. Remedial. No. And my butt is wet. Like I told you a couple episodes ago, it was that last episode. Whenever I said it feels good to pee on yourself. That's so. Because it does.

It doesn't. It feels like the first, like my craggistar niche. You did not just sniff. Take a whiff. I'll kill you. Really? I'll kill you really i'll kill you really yeah i feel like there's just vast differences between my love for you and your love for me you've been speaking like yoda this whole episode you've been speaking like old like british literature you're like i feel like there's vast differences he was the one that led the

charge because you to be what his once was is what I thought I once who is. Because I have high diction and syntax, I was really good at English. Dude, you and this English shit. It's not taking... Oh, my God. I'm going to buy... I'm literally going to go online and purchase an English test. It's because...

Just because you're academically... Do I score higher on the English test than you? No. Who's grading it? An English teacher? Online. It's multiple choice. No. Are you? No. Who's grading it? An English teacher? Online. It's multiple choice. No.

Are you stupid as shit or dumb as hell? Wow. That was really good. Wow. Oh, see my ThinTek. You had to add the lisp? Am I wrong? Okay.

Oh. Okay. No, I'm saying. Be careful. Okay. No, I'm saying. Be careful. Okay. No, I'm saying because if we were to give like an essay, right? A creative essay. And we give it to an English.

All right. Thank you. That's what I was good at. If we were to take a multiple choice question. Multiple choice question. That's how you know you're not good at English. Because there's rarely multiple choice questions in high level English. There's literally.

High academic English? No, there's not. You've never been a part of high English. Yes, I have. You've never been a part. You've never got Yes, I have. You've never been a part... You've never got passed a comp two. How do I get an Honor Society Award for English in college in? Remedial?

In what, comp two? No. Oh, what class were you in? Oh, you went to school for English literature? No. You've never been in a high level English class. You want to think you have. You've only been in comp two.

Whenever I was in college, my major... Was what? Broadcasting. Broadcasting. Broadcast journalism. I had to take journalism classes. Okay. Which is all writing. I don't fucking remember. Weren't that high level? It wasn't because

I was working on this. You're welcome. Thank you, Sawyer. No, but what I have learned about myself is I'm very bad at carpentry. What? Carpentry? Carpent,

carmentalizing. Carpentalizing. You know when you put this shit in your brain? What are you saying? Car, cars, vehicles, motors, carpentry. No, you know what I'm talking about. No? You're not talking about. No?

You're not talking about shit. You're saying, I'm getting carpentry mirrors. It's a word that's in there that I can't get out. When you put the thing in your brain. Let it loose. When you put it in your brain. Carpentry. Like Tesla, when you put it in your brain.

What are you, a surgeon now too you did high surgery classes no what is a scientist if you think about it what is that a real job is a scientist a real job no like what do you do like make potion all day like like someone to come up to me and be like what do you do science and I'll be like all right do you have a beaker at your desk like a triple beam balance do you have a desk that's a good point but that's the thing that's something that I'm carpentizing on my brain

I can't do it good at English my ass oh uh carpentizing don't tell me try to work on it I know what it is. Get it out. It's not carpentry.

You're saying car-pin. That's not it. Car-mentalizing. Car-malizing. You're car-malizing that gooey, sticky, shitty suck brain of yours. Your brain sucks. Car-min. Car-pimp.

Who's car-min? Who is car-min? You You're gonna think I'm lying I really can't do it It's giving me shakes Slow down It's giving you shakes It's giving Please

Don't you touch me You were just sniffing and digging crotch with that finger Don't touch me It's giving you shakes Carpimentalizing it Help me somebody please I know the word I'm gonna make you

Carpiment Carpimental This is like Tell me the first syllable This is like me watching Help me somebody please I know the word I'm gonna make you Car-ment Car-mento This is like Tell me the first syllable This is like me watching Like someone really struggle At something This is exactly what's going on

Exactly what's happening Exactly what's going on This is like me watching Somebody struggle No shit But this is bad But you're 24 And you're a god in English

Give me the syllables The first one What? Oh okay Okay Commentalizing What is a commental? He said the first one What? Oh okay Commentalizing What is a commental? He said the first one was commental

No I said it was cum Give me the first of the second Compartmentalizing Carpimentalizing I'm bad at carpimentalizing things No? I think it feels like I'm listening to someone that's like melting Compartmentalizing things. No? I think it feels like I'm listening to someone that's like melting.

Like your whole existence. You're just like fading. Wait, what is it? Say it for real. Car. It's not a car. Come, seal in. This sounds, this is wicked.

Come. It is a compartment. Compartmentalizing. Compartments. I live in a compartment. No, you don't. You live in a shit apartment. That's my thing.

It's about the same. It's about the same. Compartmentalizing. There you go. Compartmentalizing. Compartmentalizing. But what is a scientist? Like, you think about it.

Like, if I were at a bar, right? And I would never do this. But I was small-talking somebody. If I knew that power. You can't. And I was like, hey, dog, what's up, man? And he was like, hey, man, I don't know how that works. Here, let's go. All right, you're a scientist.

Yeah, let's go. Oh, I have a big head, so I have goggles, too, with scientists. Do they go to work with goggles? Like, they put it in their time sheet, and then the goggles are hanging with it? Like, in a lab coat and shit? All right, you're a scientist at the bar. Let's go. Public education's failed you.

I went to a private school. I did. No, you didn't. St. Francis Elementary School. Oh, elementary. In Austin, Texas. They taught you pre- No, it wasn't elementary school!

They had high- You just said elementary. I lied on that. It was. I went to elementary school. You were yelling at me for your faults. You just said elementary. I said elementary. You said no! No, they had an elementary school and a middle school and a high school

all in one building same story no no that's where you go to pray no we did pray in there and for everybody's birthday so we have chapel in the morning and you'd sit crisscross applesauce on the ground i can't believe i'm remembering this holy shit and there was an old white lady at the top of the school the top of what school she sat on the top of I can't believe I'm remembering this. Holy shit. And there was an old white lady at the top of the school. The top of what? The school. She sat on the top of the building. What do you mean at the top? Because she owned it. She was the principal. But it wasn't called the principal.

She was like a duchess. Yeah. And she was gray. And she had a big black coat on every day. She was really giving Hunger Games. You Should Know Podcast. You Should Know is sponsored by More Labs. Woo! Peyton, I don't know about you.

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It was like that plastic. Oh, yeah. Cheap gym. Yeah. They wanted a gym. It was like the most, it was the cheapest private school you could go to. It was those for that, if you don't want to be a murderer or a robber or a gang member, private school.

That's the one I went to. Okay, nice. Pretty cool. So I sat there and Miss Gray,'m gonna call her gray she's gray she was up there and she has a thing chapel and we pray didn't know what i was doing i was like i'm neo and so that's what i did i'm neo is what you just say i'm neo if i was bald that's why i love her. I feel like I'm hungry. And so I sat down at church and at chapel every day for the morning announcement. Pledge allegiance. Is the pledge allegiance a little cult vibes? What? Doesn't the pledge of allegiance give cult?

I love America. I thought you said, isn't the pledge of allegiance by Old Spice? And I was like, I hope not. No. So we did the pledge of allegiance, but it always gave me like gang affiliation it's like it definitely gives Colt it's like standing up in your life yeah it's in the country you always have the ROTC talking to a future re Navy what's up what a civilian like you know about God too literally and so anyway

god damn stop interrupting i'm not you're interrupting yourself so i was sitting there in chapel right did i say that already seven times and she would be up there and for birthday she would call you up and then she would she would you'd go up there and she would sit by you and she'd be like hey it's everybody's birthday but they ain't do no happy birthday should they say something german or something and German or something. And then she would grab your hair in front of the whole school, and she'd go, Ach, bleep, lach, no, like something like that in front of everybody. But I had a bus come. She would grab my top spot.

I don't know what. I think the police are here for me. Yeah, they are. There's sirens in the back. They're getting you. That story was a fever dream. You just said a gray woman grabbed you on top of a school in a lunch line and while you were saying yelling carpe diem doing the pledge of allegiance with rotc kids

when she was holding on to your gushy spot in your head and you prayed and said i'm neo that that is what i just got from that i hope you understand that so to trip to backtrack about 10 minutes you suck at english that was the worst story ever. Worst essay. I got an academic society award for sociology. That's why I'm good at brain. Keep that in, CJ. Keep it in.

But goddamn, that was rough. Keep all these laughs, too. Your brain is rotted. My brain. No, I'm good. That's why I'm good at brain. Whoa. You paused yourself.

Well, you can... Other people's brain. You're part pig. You're part pig. My grandma's favorite... Not elephant. Favorite animal was a pig. She had so many pigs around her house. Not real ones. people's brain you're part pig you're part pig my grandma's favorite uh uh elephant favorite animal was a pig she had so many pigs around her house not real ones plastic ones i think do i even need to be here for this like are you what is it's like you're conversating with your

you're conversing with yourself like i don't i actually i'm i'm fucking lost i don't know what else to say i'm so lost right now i am it is beyond me i don't know what else to say. I'm so lost right now. It is beyond me. I don't know what is happening. I don't know. You could do this, Dolo. I promise you. You're talking about elephants, Miss Grey, I am Neo, cults, praying, St. Francis, plastic gym, elephants, pigs. Your turn.

Gushy spot. My turn what? We're going to ask you a follow-up on that? Just give you something to say. The hell do I even say that? Wait, you go. Me go. Yeah, you go.

What do you want me to do? I don't know. Tell me, puppeteer. English lord. No, what I was saying is I got an academic society award in sociology. It's hanging up in my mom's house. No, it's not. I had got an academic society award in sociology. It's hanging up in my mom's house. No, it's not. I had a fathead of myself in my house.

I was playing football for the Pflugerville Panthers. My brother was playing tennis. We're in a fever dream. Peyton Manning and Emmitt Smith were on the other side. You know that. Preston's tennis picture is legendary. Because his glasses were like the UV ones, so they got dark. He still wears them.

I love that. No, but in that picture, because it was like an action shot, and it was outside. What are you laughing at? You're crying at something. I need to know. That's a deep laugh. What are you laughing at? Can I tell the story that I told you before with Preston's feet?

About what? Oh, yeah. It's a running joke. My brother has so big. He has huge feet. 15 wide feet. Preston, I love you. So my brother has size 15 wide shoes.

That's bullshit. God bless him. He can't find a shoe to save him. That's like a foot the size of my forearm. So it's his birthday coming up. Everybody put happy birthday present in the chat. And so my mom called me. She was like, I need to get you brother some shoes.

And he said, he said, I don't know what to give him. And she said, she said, can you look on Nike? She said, can you look on Nike? She said, can you look on Nike? Get it out. She said, can you look on Nike? I said, okay.

And so I found a pair that I thought would be cool for a present. I sent them over to her. You're disgusting. She said, you don't have from his size she until I googled big shoes near me. And one of the top stores was called... That's a cursed Google search, bro. Big shoes near me. And one of the top searches, the website was called bigshoes.com. And I found the shoes on there.

And the crazy shit is, they still didn't have a 50. Why? Yo, Preston could swim fast as a fuck if he wanted to. God bless him He deserves so much more Oh Oh Preston Oh my god

Oh my god They didn't even have it on bigfeet.org Bigshoes.com Holy shit Hooves.net That's a good one. I'm lightheaded. Okay.

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oh yeah you told me what you got. Yeah. Better than shoes. Okay. Oh, God. Here we go. All right. I feel like, dude, I have to eat. I have to eat. Speaking of eating, I'm still recovering from my wisdom tooth surgery. You are.

And so I'm on a soft food diet. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry at the same time. For my wisdom tooth? No. What you did two days ago. Okay? Two days ago, he's still recovering, right? Eh, still recovering right and whatever boom i bring a box of donuts i can't eat donuts okay i want you to repeat he just said he's on a soft food diet i bring a box of glazed donuts there's not a single sprinkle

there's no maple bacons there's no croissant doughnut, there's no cronut. Tell me doughnuts are soft. It is a nut of dough. It is a literal... What's the first word you said? Dough. Nut. Dough. Nut. You said a nut of dough.

Have you ever had a soft nut? Whoa. Have you ever had hard dough? Yes. It's a doughnut. You can eat it. Oh my God, shut the hell up. The first thing that they said...

I smell cigarettes. You're having a stroke. You're having a stroke. The first thing that they said on my smell cigarettes. You're having a stroke. The first thing that they said on my menu for the first week and two weeks, they said, no pizza because it's hard crust. What is crust? Tell me. Answer. What's crust? Dough.

Baked at 350 in a pizza oven by an Italian, you idiot! Sorry I don't get the instructions how to make donuts, but I'm sure it's not cold you're bro don't how how are donuts hard it is a it's a it is a donut i'm not literally i can take an entire glazed donut mush it into a size of a cheese okay sorry strong man award sorry mark henry has nothing to do with my physical attributes it's all the fact that it is Push it into a size of a cheese cube. Okay, sorry, Strongman Awards. Sorry, Mark Henry. It has nothing to do with my physical attributes. It's all the fact that it is so soft.

Okay. You can eat a donut without chewing it. Is there a difference between dough and the finished product? Yes. Okay. Point proven. A donut is soft, you frail bitch. Like, it's...

I don't know what else to say at this point. That pissed me off to no end the other day. Cam, I will die behind this. A donut is, I'm not saying you're eating walnuts. I'm not saying that. But it's not soft. It is a donut. To the regular consumer, yeah, it's soft.

You don't have holes in your skull. You had two. No, my wisdom teeth were big. Oh, big tooth. Yeah, big tooth, big mouth, big feet, big heart. You don't know anything about any of those. You small, cold-hearted fool. What?

You're literally going to die on the hill if donuts are hard. You're the same person that brought me tropical smoothie 48 hours out of surgery saying, try out no no i brought myself a flatbread to bask in your embarrassment that you can only drink and you had to use a spoon to drink your smoothie the whole time i've been recovering straw and you'll get dry socket the whole i'm past that stage and i think yeah you should be your dad also did the same thing. He ate a juicy amazing burger right in front of you. Yes, and my mom went laying dead with me because she said I didn't smell good.

Donuts are hard. Not hard, but if you rationalize it to the other stuff, it's not on the soft spectrum. Bro, it's literally a flaky soft sweet donut. No, it's not on the soft spectrum bro it is it's literally a flaky no it's not so it's not sweet donut no it's not what donuts have you had in your upbringing what what palette of donuts did you eat tell me there's not a golden something from like freddie flintstone shut up hips tell me there's not on the outside of a donut, it's not a golden crust. No, because I don't cook mine over a campfire. All right.

They're soft. Cool. Cool. So you're saying I could have gone to Kane's Chicken and got a bread and ate that. Tell me it. A toast from Kane's? Yeah. You're so stupid.

You're so stupid. No, you're just the world's worst and little softest little patient. Oh, hoes in my hay. I can't eat for weeks. I'm soft. You need 74 hours to recover after you throw up. I need one day. I need a full 24. I don't need 74. I'm soft. You went to the hospital

for a stomach virus. No, I didn't. You had to be put on an IV for a tummy ache. No, I did not. You had to be put on an IV for a tummy ache. No, I did not. You soft bitch. No, I did not. Your own mother doesn't like the way you smell.

She literally created you and she won't even lay next to you because of how bad you reek. Soft or not, I don't give a damn. We're off to soft. Your own mom won't lay next to you. You got LASIK eye surgery

at six years old. I don't have LASIK. Because you didn't like, your mom didn't like the way you came out in your eyes. Do you think a fucking a medicine practicing doctor a medicine practicing doctor a physician is going to

surgeries my eyes at six year old. You oh you have been hiding the fact that you can't breathe on your own from the world. I had asthma when I was young. I no longer have asthma.

For an English major, a wizard of Englishry, you would think you could understand that. Once had, not now. K, you can't swim You can't swim You Get self-conscious when you go to the barber because you can only get certain haircuts cuz your heads too big Has nothing to do with the size of my head. It's the lay of you started weightlifting seriously to mask the size of my head. It's the lay of my head. You started weightlifting seriously to mask the size of your skull.

That's not true. You flex six degrees to strangers when we do the same job. Wait, what? You went to school for 12 years to get eight degrees and paid $90,000 a semester. I paid nothing.

Just to get the same job as dropout here. That paid for it right there. You and me both, Bubba. Yes or no. Yes or no is one of your biggest accomplishments, your degrees. Yes or no. No. Oh, you're a liar too.

May God strike you. No. God will strike you. You stinky coward oh i still love you though i can't carpentalize that donuts are soft you dumbass do you think you can talk to ghosts do you think you can talk to ghosts yeah first off assuming they're real they're in a different dimension no you can't talk to them you can talk out loud and hope they hear.

Maybe they can hear, but you can't. No, you can't. Who are ghosts? Who are ghosts? Who are ghosts? What does that mean? How do you pick to be a ghost? Don't think that's how it works.

You don't pick to be a ghost. What's a ghost? Dead person. Spirit. Ghosts aren't dead. Ghosts aren't dead. Ghosts are not from dead people. What are they?

Like spirits. How? How'd they get there? From who? God. From where? God. Okay.

Ghosts are not people. So you think someone at one point, a woman gives birth and she goes, and it literally goes, it was just a ghost just gone in the matrix. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You don't give birth, but It's just a ghost. Just gone in the matrix. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You don't give birth, but it's more like created. So there's witches in a cauldron. No, that's a person.

They create tornadoes. Isn't that how I still think that. That's how tornadoes were from witches. I used to think. I just ripped my underwear. I used to think thunder was God taking a shower and he dropped the bar of soap. And it was so loud. It went.

That was my feeble adolescent mind. You just said ghosts are alive. No, they're not alive. They're ghosts. But they're not dead people. Like my grandma's not out here floating. Hope not. Because she's dead.

Yeah. Ghosts aren't people that were around. What are they then? You think they get conjured? Yeah. Someone's just't people that were around. What are they then? You think they get conjured? Yeah. Someone's just like... The Conjuring! Volume 2!

Out September 3rd. Coming to DVD, dude. What is a ghost? A ghost. If they are real. Because we don't know. Because apparently there's some mediums. No, my brother... No, my dad saw a ghost. What are. If they are real. Because we don't know. Because apparently there's some mediums. No, my brother saw.

No, my dad saw a ghost. What are you? Okay, but look. The mediums. People that are mediums. That claim they're mediums. You know what a medium is? Between the high and the low.

Okay, yes. But they can speak to outer world. Yeah. Scam artists. They speak to ghosts. Yeah. And they'll go with people. Like famous people or people so like people will

hire them they take a belonging of theirs they can channel into their channel and they can speak to people that are dead in their life okay let's try that we're not medium no say say your phone is from i don't play with you don't just try it don't play with voodoo because i can be the same thing i can lie to people too okay yes i'm not saying they're validity but i'm saying okay so you're talking about a scam artist i I'm talking about ghosts. I'm thinking... Okay, answer me this. If a ghost is not a person that has died,

and it's their spirit, their soul, that is still around, their physical failed, hit old age, can't pump whatever the blood, all I get, physical died, spirit. If it's not that, what is a ghost to you? I'm thinking, like, every time I think of ghosts, I think of pirates.

So, like, I think every ghost is a pirate johnny depp has nothing to do with this conversation no i'm saying like they're figments like they're real right they're i don't know but say they were real say there's a ghost around right okay right here ghosty ghosty ghosty he wasn't a person he didn't have a family yes he did he didn't have a relationship with anybody so that's what i'm saying where did he come from that's what I'm saying. Where did he come from? That's the part we haven't discovered yet. But they're not real people. They're just people that...

They are real people. Their only purpose on this earth was to be a ghost. Yeah. Was to ghost. Was to ghoul. Yeah. Climb out of walls. I think it's time for people's favorite segment.

You know what that is? Pop culture, pain and camp. Pop culture, pain and camp. is? Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. I got one. Go for it. I don't even know if you know this. I might be breaking news to you. Trayvon Diggs.

Torn ACL practice today. Damn, the Dallas Cowboys are doing so good. I'm not going to lie. He got cooked on a route last week and somebody picked it for him. I'm going to say this about Trayvon Diggs. It's not a hot take. I agree with you. He's not that good of a cornerback.

He's not. He's a great gambler. Yeah. Fantastic gambler. That's why he had the most picks last season. That's why he got burnt the most last season. He gets burned on a lot. Majority of routes.

A lot. Like literally six, seven out of ten. He's dusty. He's just a ball hawk. Yeah. So will it shape the entirety of our whole season? I don't think so. Will it hurt not having him?

Of course. We'll get less momentum plays on defense. Dude, we had so many last week. It's unbelievable. But, okay, tell me if I'm like – tell me if this is – Stupid? Probably. Yeah.

Like, I didn't enjoy either one of the first two games. Well, the first game we ran through New York. It was 40-0. Second game was 40-10. It's going to be tough. Dallas. Or 30-10. A Dallas podcast.

Well, never mind Dallas podcast. A podcast based in Dallas going to New York October 28th. I'm literally on stage. I'm bringing, hey, how'd that fucking ass whooping feel? Both of them. Both New York teams. Oh, yeah. Damn.

We ran through New York. 40-0. Jets 30-10. 40-10. One of the two. Cowboys to the Super Bowl, baby. I tweeted it. Oh, God. DPS we ran through New York. Giants 40-0. Jets 30-10. 40-10. One of the two. Cowboys to the Super Bowl, baby. I tweeted it. Oh, God.

DPS H8. Yeah. It's not going to happen. I tweeted every year. It's not going to happen. Every year after the first game. There's a conspiracy theory. Oh, speaking of conspiracy theories.

On Patreon this week. It's going to be out this week. Not going to give you the exact date, but this week guaranteed. Since the NFL started making logos for the Super Bowl, the last two years that they've made the logo in the middle of the season, they start marketing and advertising for it. The colors of the logo have been the two teams the last two years in a row. And guess what this year's colors is?

It was purple and maroon. two teams the last two years in a row and this year guess what this year's colors is it was purple and uh purple and like maroon the ravens so they were saying either ravens 49ers super bowl or uh i can see 49ers or somebody vikings trying to think of another maroon team it was like a reddish maroon the The Washington football team? No. Our Vikings are NFC. Vikings are NFC, so it was AFC. Maybe Chiefs because it was red.

Maybe, yeah. But if that is... It's a shit Super Bowl. That's crazy. Yeah. Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl, though. You can't say that. You've already...

It's cursed. We're not going. You think I have that much power? I appreciate you. A hundred percent. I used to think... This might be so stupid of me. I mean, it is.

There's no might. I used to think when I was younger that anything I did could change the course of history. Same. I literally used to think that if I was at a live game, at a live basketball game, this was the scenario I always used. And say Mavericks were coming out of a timeout or something, and I was close enough to where the players could hear me and if I screamed at the top of my lungs

and I said, Dirk, use a pump fake. Oh, no. And he goes out there and he thinks about what I said. It could change the course of history. Like, what if he didn't use that pump fake? Doesn't make the shot. We don't win the game.

But because I say that, what if he uses a pump fake? It's complete narcissism and delusion it 100 is i was very young very because i was thinking more of like if i shattered this stranger's window okay that person goes on to be an evil like narcissist delusion warlord narcissist delusion narcissist arsonist like shattering windows setting fires to people yeah what all right genghis khan is there anything for pop culture anything you're looking forward to Like shattering windows, setting fires to people. Yeah. What? All right, Genghis Khan. Is there anything for pop culture, anything you're looking forward to in the world, in

the country, in the world? No. Outside of that, pop culture. I'm trying to think. Who's supposed to be dropping an album soon? Oh, no, no. Drake. Screw the albums.

Drake. Yes. He pushed it back when he was in Dallas. September 20. Oh, my God. He was in Dallas and he pushed it back. To what? October 6, I think. What the hell? I was about to say, he was in Dallas. September 20th. Oh, my God. He was in Dallas and he pushed it back. To what? October 6th, I think.

What the hell? I was about to say, he said September 22nd. I knew. Tomorrow. I kind of knew because it doesn't make sense to drop an album in the middle of tour. But he had 922 in his hair. He pushed it back. The album's done.

I feel like he's saying, he said the album's not done. He's pushing it back because of the tour. Because you can't, like, that's strange. To be on tour and drop an album. That's strange to do. Especially if you're Drake. Like, if. Because you can't, like, that's strange. Be on tour and drop an album? That's strange to do. Especially if you're Drake. Like, if you're a regular artist, like, whatever. You can do that.

You're Drake. Anytime you drop music, the world's stopping. Everybody's listening to it, no matter what genre you like. Outside of Drake, that'll be fun. Looking forward to that. But I'm also looking forward to the two fights that we're both going to watch together. The DAZN card of Logan Paul and Dylan Dennis. I feel like it's going to get cancelled.

I really hope not. And then Tyson Fury versus Francis Ngannou. Oh yeah. Which it's not like I can't wait to see it because it's just two bad men but I don't it's not like a real boxing like. Why is your wife on the floor? I'm not quite sure.

You alright? Oh okay. I can't see all right lives on the floor that was people's favorite segment all right that was people's favorite segment you know what it was pop culture painting cam pop culture painting cam oh cam get us out of here tell them what they can expect on patreon merch live show live show, all that good shit. Koala Club, Koala Club, Koala Club. We've been loving the interaction. I hate the fact that y'all still don't pick me in those drafts. It honestly makes me sad.

My last pick was very bad. It was very pressured by you. Very pressured pick. If you want to know what I'm talking about, link in the description below. Go join the Koala Club. It's an amazing community of all of the people, all of the best people. But this week's code to confuse the casuals, leave it everywhere. Leave it on Instagram posts, Instagram stories.

Leave it in the comments everywhere. It's going to be HBDP. Happy birthday, Preston. Happy birthday, Preston. An amazing member of the family. It is Peyton's older brother. He is the one and only. True Ball Escapades.

He's a voice actor and a physical actor and a great director and writer. So if y'all need any of that, his YouTube, Atomic Wolf, is always linked in the description. So y'all go...

Unbelievably talented. He won a couple more awards recently for his show. Shout out to Preston. It's sick. Shout out, Preston. Have a happy birthday. Have a blessed year. we love you so much yeah we'll get you some shoes uh hooves.net bigshoes.org we'll find something for you unbelievably size feet dot us

dot us but that was episode 79 you should know podcast we absolutely love every single one of you remember there's probably only 20 25 tickets at the time of this recording left for the live show um they're opening up we just talked to our touring agent and a lot of y'all are saying like the meet and greet sold out i he said that they're doing this is not 100 100 confirmed be sure to keep updated on the ticket website that they're opening up more meet and greet tickets and if we find that out we'll definitely let y'all know via follow us on other platforms instagram they're both linked below but But Gramercy Theater, New York City, New York, October 28th. It's coming up soon. We will see you there.

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