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Well, I thought it was a good hug. No, we spent. Oh, I heard it. Wow. No, yeah, that hurts. That's Miss Frizzle. Yeah. That was pure electromagnetic field. We spent all weekend away from each other, dude.

A whole three and a half days. Dude, you were in Phoenix, Arizona. I was in Phoenix, Arizona. I was in. Well, Scottsdale. Really? Yeah, found that out when we got there. I mean, but it's not, it's not like Texas where it's like Houston,

Austin, Dallas, they're all hours away. It's kind of like North Texas. Yeah, it's like. equivalent to Plano Friscoe McKinney. So I'm in Scottsdale, okay, because in 30 minutes. Oh, yeah, yeah, like 12 minutes. So you were in the desert. I was in Austin, Texas for South by Southwest.

Yes. I haven't asked you anything about your trip. And I didn't ask you anything about yours. And so I'm so excited to hear about what happened. Woo! That came naturally. No, that was a little too smooth. The craziest part is I actually had no idea what was going to come out of me

once I started going upward. Yeah. Now, I went upward. Don't know where the twirl came from. I think I was going to. to go who but then it just went who two different kinds of appropriation there you're too vastly vastly vastly different types not at all the times they might coincide sometimes and that's fine there's a decent crossover oh i think there's a high percentage rate oh my god you've seen those initiations

oh that's a glass closet it used to just it used to just be a we're gonna beat and you're one of us yeah oh no it's like make sure you pick up no never mind yeah never mind oh i'm excited but no I could tell that it came natural because the wrist. You can always tell in the wrist. If the wrists are flowing and moving, it's in you. It's in you. And I love it. There's nothing wrong with either of those appropriations that I almost did.

I went with this one today. I do this one often. Neither one. Yeah. Like Pierce feels seen right now. It's like, yes. My foot. No, okay, I don't know what.

I don't know what's going on. Yeah, no. All right. I think we're excited. I missed you. One more fingers. I miss you. I miss you.

I know. There's never too many times we can stop fingering. You have, now you, okay, your hands, that's one thing. You were a grimy basketball player. Yeah. I think you broke your hands so much. They're kind of like, it's like calcified. Like, your fingers are rough.

Yeah. Oh, Lee. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, what's it called, bone maxing with my fingers. Yeah, you're like, every day you wake up, you're like, you go, oh, dude, that's a good one. Just crack your, you're bleeding. Yeah. How is, how is, how is, how is, how is you need to breathe?

Dude, your tongue looks like a mud pie right now. Your tongue is like a nasty shade of brown. I've been on an espresso thing before we record because I feel like that's my most sharp. Yeah. I feel like that's my most sharp, yeah. I feel like that's my most sharp is what you just said. You didn't say that's when I'm at. You didn't say that's when I'm.

You said, I feel like that's my most sharp. I think that's the correct way to say that. What's the future? I feel like that's when I'm the most sharp or I'm at my most sharp. What did I say? You did not. include yourself in that sentence at all. I said that's when I'm the most sharp.

No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Didn't you just say that? What'd you say? No, I said, that'd be the appropriate way. You said, that's when, you said it without the I. That's not true. Yes, it is.

You said, that's when it's the most sharp. Some, like that. No, that's when I'm the most sharp. That's, now that's correct. That's what I said, though. I think, and I think we're both wrong. I think the right thing to say is that's when I'm the sharpest. Now, that's, that's grammar.

That's right. Okay, who's going first, rock paper scissors. Rochambeau, as my late grandma said. Oh, yeah, by the way, Malcolm's got two weeks left on him, by the way. No, no, no. We took him to the good old puppy mechanic, and they checked the mileage on it. We're about to hit a million.

They said, they said, holy shit. That's about to lock go. They said, holy shit. He's a CS motor. He said, he's been pushing this. Got under him, and they were like, wow. He said, holy shit, he's missing a muffler. He's starting, p, p, p, p, they're like, how is he still row?

Like that's an actual thing? An actual? No, but if we're being honest. And then my mom... You've been saying two weeks for like nine months. Dude, it's... Dog's immortal. He's sipped from the fountain of youth when he was younger.

Well, I was talking to Sarah on the way back from Austin. And I was like, Sarah, when do you think it's time for Malcolm? She was like, babe, I thought November was it for him. I thought when I met him at Thanksgiving, that was going to be the last time we met. I thought it was, like, first year at DreamCon. I thought he was, I thought he was on his way out then. I'm telling you, one of those rabbits, he, one of those rabbits he found me. Barbaric sacrifice. He took that rabbit inside, split him open, and now he gets an extra 20 years.

I'm telling you. He's a 15, 16 year old lab. That dog's no younger than 24. That dog's old as hell. Yeah, I got him when I was in the sixth grade. Oh, my God. It's fantastic. See, I got my dog in the fifth grade. Dusty's been gone for years. Yeah. Dusty's been out of this thing for years. Yeah, but you, Dusty's decline was rapid. It was. That was, that needs to be studied. Malcolm's slow playing it. He is. I think it's, it's some dude that big, he's got that dog in him. Honestly, no pun intended.

Yeah. He's got that dog in him. Once he's walking around the house doing the splits, I'm like, now it's time. Dusty woke up one day, he had a little limp next day, cataracts. And it was just, literally was so, it was like, it was like, dog, your legs were good. Now you can't see, you're not eating. Now he's gone. Okay, sorry to everybody.

But so you want to go, you, you, I go first, me go first. Okay. You go first. I go first. Okay. Because I better than me. No, it's because I've been having. real bad anxiety about my my weekend.

Oh. So I went to South by Southwest, and if you don't know it's South by Southwest, it's basically it's this huge festival in Austin, Texas, where film, music, media, podcasting, pop culture, everything comes in. All entertainment. So, like, every celebrity in the world, every big, like, network conglomerate in the world, the CEOs of everything are in Austin, Texas, and there's panels, there's, there's, um, premieres, everything in the world.

Don Tolliver did a pop-up concert. Yeah, it was insane. I called you and told you you got to go. It was free too, so. But no. So a lot of the things I went to were very high industry networking things. Now, if you know anything about Peyton, I do not do well talking to people, especially strangers. I don't do well at networking things.

All South by Southwest was is networking. It was 72 hours of networking. Dude, oh my God, Panic McGee. From 8.30 to 7 p.m. I know you had that f***le funk on you. Oh, dude, I started getting a little white film on the quarters. Oh, no. You're saving that little bite for later

because you got dehydrated. Wow. You hopped out the Uber the second. You say, appreciate it, man. Dripping. Yeah, cotton mouth. It was crazy. Oh, God.

So I was invited to this Spotify event. It's like invite only. There's like a bunch of top creators. They're like creators I've watched, musicians, actors, the whole thing, right? So basically what you do is you grab a cocktail. There's ambient music. playing back in the background.

God, I love it already. I'm standing by my f*** himself, right? With a cocktail in my hand like this. That smiled at. Yeah, just like smiling at people. And then it came to a point where people were starting to come up to me. How are you in this room, right? What do you do?

How did you sneak your way in here? I remember. So it was crowded, right? There's a lot of people and there was this white woman that came up to me. No, she was an executive, I think it's Spotify or something. So it's important that I talked to her. Yes. She goes, what do you do?

And I say, I have a podcast. And she goes, oh my God, you know, Spotify, we love podcasts. You know, what's the name of it? Now, I'm panicking, and I have a Lisp. And I never really thought about this whenever I came up with the name of this podcast. It has an SH in it. It does have an SH. That's my kryptonite.

That is. That's when my Lisp really becomes poignant. You get too many words with that SH. You need a Narcan. Like, someone is a savior. You're sorry. Someone gets you a heavy S-H synod. Someone needs to stick your shit right there

and you bring you back to the life boy. Yeah, so I got my cocktail in my hand. Now, I've drank it quickly because I'm panicking. So I'm a little tipsy. All right, and I've cotton mouth. This top Spotify executive comes up to me. What's the name of your podcast? Youtha No.

What? What is it? Because it's loud in there, so I thought you couldn't hear me. What's the name of it? You thud, no? She goes, you thud, no? She pulls out like a little pocket, like, how would one spill that?

She's like trying to be nice. She's like, you thud, what's the thud? What's the thud? She goes, oh, English isn't your native. Where are you from, sweetie? I'm actually from Dallas, I'm right down the street. No, but she repeated back to me my lisp. And now, if I would have punched her in her face,

that would have been my fault. You have been wrong. Now, is that a rude thing? Or is she at a different level of PR trains we've ever experienced? No, I think she was genuinely confused at my list because I hit her with the youth to know. Now, I mean, that's just, I mean, God, I love you. That's not the most embarrassing part, right? Hard to believe.

She repeats it twice back to me and I go, I just accept it. Yeah, youth and no. But then I look over to my right. And guess who else was listening in on this conversation? Lainie Wilson. She goes, that's not half bad. You said, no, you said no. She goes, you said no.

She goes, she goes, I'm feeling real soft and stringy, maybe 85 BPMs. You know, down on a row. She makes that a song out of it. And so, dude, you know my embarrassment, like the only recollection Lainey Wilson has of our existence is youth to know.

Oh my God. And so that was a very, troubling thing that I've been going with in how to network. Gets worse than that, though. Go away, bro. So as I'm lisping my way through networking, right, you to know, I look over at Lainey Wilson, she's looking to me like this. I'm panicking now.

I'm starting to sweat. That's when the room gets dizzy, right? I'm starting to offset the dizziness another cock. Oh, yeah. I go, excuse me. I push these bids out of the way. Move. I'm moving, right?

Now, as... Oh, I'm almost peed. I can imagine your big... Watch out. It's a concerted table. And so you know I'm panicking, right? And so they had like a little table of catering, like, snacks and food.

Now, they had sliced turkey sandwiches and muffins. Really? You don't get those two things together, but I was so frazzled and panicked. I grabbed one of everything. I'm holding... I'm holding cut sandwiches,

muffins popcorn. The cosmopolitan. I look like I'm getting snacks like a youth group. Like sermon starts in 10. So, but then I have all my arrangement, assortment of Costco snacks and my martini. I'm drunk and lisping. I turn and look. This is something I will never be able to live down.

Oh, God. If I was just a normal human being, if I was a normal human being and did not have anxiety the way I did and wouldn't have messed up in front of Lainey-Wil's and a Spotify executive, this one happened. As I'm turning to look, guess who's walking down the stairs to leave? Who? The one, the only Zach Efron.

Oh. Oh. When my f***, I'm my heart, damn. You go, God, you go, go, go, Godly, cheddar popcorn, that's all you got. You drop it. You just drop the glass. He's walking, the room gets bright on him.

You're just like, He's belining down. And if I wouldn't have freaked out with Laney Wilson in the spotlight of my executive, I would have met Troy Bolton. I would have met Zach Efron. So I run over to our agent Grayson. He's up there talking.

I run over to Grayson. I'm like, Grayson. I'm freaking out. You go, I need your help, Grayson. I go, great thing you to know. I'm like, Q, please go get Zach Ephron. Please go get Zach Ephron. And he's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

There's no like context. And so I'm telling them. And I'm freaking out. And there, Rhett and Link were looking at me like, I was freaky, like the craziest person ever. And I mean, and you have, you have at minimum, probably like eight inches on majority of the rest of that room. Yeah, it'd been both ways. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

But yeah, so I've missed out on my Zach Ephron opportunity. If you know anything about me, meeting Zach Ephron is like... You could have died right there. Oh, man. I would have sang to him. I would have recited the scripts. You go, tabah! Yeah.

And there was other, like, people of... like different networks like tubi and everything trying to talk to me about the podcast and i spent the whole time telling them i missed out on zach effron just now and that shows that shows your character it shows your personality yeah they know nothing about our show what if you were so oh my god okay in retrospect what if you were so tripping and tweak in everything you sit you see zack effron you sprint to grason throw the glasses on the ground shatter and you go can you please get zach afron please grason turns to look it's a random it's not even him you're just like please He's right, it's him, he goes,

stop. Jason's like, Pete, we need to get you out of here. Dude, it was really embarrassing. And so much embarrassing stuff happened. And I just realized that networking is not my thing. I'm not good at it. Because I don't know. Now, now, now self-degraded-degradation.

What, self-degradation. That's not the word. I think it's degradation. No, it's not. Self-degradation. Self-degradation. Degradation. Degradation.

The process of lowering the quality of, value of status of something or the state of being reduced to lower less respectable condition. Yes, that's what I don't, okay, that makes sense, right? Long, very long definition. Super long definition. Just reading one sentence. But I'm no, I'm genuinely not good at networking. That's what I figured out about myself. And it's not because like I'm awkward. That does have a thing to do with it. It's because if I network for too long, I start to lie. Oh, you got that thing. Oh, yeah. I used to be that kid. Dude, did you see Jurassic World 2 this week? You're like, dude, hell yeah.

You're like, what'd you like about it? You're like, the middle. Like you were just saying, you're just lying to lie. No, there's people thinking we're filming two movies right now. I swear to God, no, I, it's not a joke. There's people that think like, we are working on film. Oh my God, I'm like a little kid, I got a pee, dude. I was like, yeah, we're filming two movies right now.

I was like, yeah, right now we're workshopping with Disney Plus and Netflix. It's, uh... They're like, so we heard you might be on the hunt for a new studio. You're like, yeah, God, we're like, God, we're going. I want locked up in Orlando right now. No, no. You think I'm kidding. I told our agent, Grayson, that we bought a warehouse and we have cows that are going to

be outside of it to lower the taxes. Like, that's a genuine statement I told Grayson that knows us. Brother! What are you doing? Because I don't think I'm good enough for like the truth. So it's like, you're really not interested. So I got to tell you about cattle that I bought that I don't have. You have business insecurities.

Yeah, it was the... I've never heard of that, bro. You can just be like, yeah, this is what we're doing. It's going good. You're like, dude, yeah, actually just got our second PJ with branding this one, nice, decent, right off. Yeah, it's really bad. I told somebody that I live in both Austin and Dallas, Texas.

I told them, they're like, where are you from? And I was like, here. And they're like, oh, you're in Austin? And I was like, well, no, I live in Dallas, but I'm back and forth. You go, back and forth, Pennhouse, actually. You go, just ask the fun. for me, they'll bring you up. Yeah. So that was my weekend, man. It was, it was a, it was a tough time.

Oh my God. Well, God bless you. Thank you. First off, you held it down. I'm sure you did great. Just stop with the lies. Yeah, it's a real big problem. I don't know why or where that comes from. You have nothing. Literally zero to be insecure about it in the business world. I know, well, that's not true. Yes, it is. Oh, yeah, there's so much. Oh, yeah, there's so much, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. You're out, I'm telling you it's nuts. How was Scottsdale Phoenix? Dude, Scottsdale Phoenix, Tucson was a, it was a blast. It was honestly really fun. There's multiple things I'm not going to get into, and that's just going to stay there at the trip.

It was a bachelor party, right? It was a bachelor party. We were 10 deep. It was super fun. There was golfing, there's casinos. We went to a little club action. Yeah, nice. It was very fun.

A lot of had some very, very good, about 4.30 a.m. drunk Taco Bell. Oh, that's the best. I can see it in your hips. Oh, yeah. No, definitely put on a couple. What happened there? So this is, I'm going to tell one story

that actually happened like five minutes after I got off the phone with you in the airport, and that's just going to encapsulate this. entire week. Okay, tell me. I get off the phone with you. That was like our first like, it was the day of. And remember we called? I was in the airport. I was like, yeah, I'm about to take off. I was like, did you get there safe and everything? We were just like, the day you got there. Yeah, and the day you got there was Friday. Okay. So we both were just calling, making sure we were at where we were supposed to be. I get off the phone with you and I'm sitting there. I had like

40 minutes to my plane boards. And I'm just sitting there. I was actually eating Starbucks. And I had this old man. He's like, it was like a big kind of cafeteria section, a lot of tables, but every table was took. I was sitting at a foretop by my lap. I was sitting at a foretop by my lonesome. This old guy, he's sitting there, he's like, looking in, I'm like, he's got he got the protruded eyeballs. He's one of those. It was like this. I was just like, and he's sitting there. I'm like, we're like 10 feet away. You act like you need a telescope. So he's clearly looking, he's clearly looking for a place to see. Yeah. Place to sit. So I'm a nice man. I flag him down. First off, that in itself, challenging. Yeah. He's 10 feet away from me.

And I was like this. Oh. Sir, sir. He's just in there. Are we sure he wasn't blind? No, he wasn't blind. He walked right up to me afterwards. I go, sir, sir. He finally looks and I go, you can sit right here.

Because I have my AirPods in. So he comes, sits next to me. First off, I want to ask you as a grown man, right? Especially if you're 80. Yeah. Probably no. So rectangle table. I'm sitting here.

There's a seat in front of me. Seat there. Seat here. Which seat would you take? The furthest from you. Furthest from you, which would be diagonal, right? Yeah. But he sits right next to me.

No. He sits directly next to me. You shouldn't do anything next to somebody unless you have to. Yeah, and that's a beautiful statement. I'm accidentally touching elbows with this guy now. And I was like, man. So then he sits there. I pause my music real quick because he's trying to talk to me.

He goes, oh, thank you, thank you. I really appreciate that. Sonny's crazy. I said, oh, of course, no problem. AirPod's back in. Now, when I look up, there's two white children in this airport playing and crawling on the ground. I'm talking like Army bootcams.

Navy SEAL. Like they're crawling. Wouldn't expect anything else. Barefoot. Of course. One of them sniffing the ground. Tile. It's in a national airport. There's debris and bacteria from Taiwan on this floor. And this kid's going, oh, ah, come here! Like, playing on the ground. Nasty little grimley. Garrett, get off, Garrett! Go Denver stand up! Both barefoot, okay? Now I'm looking, and it's one of those things I can't look away.

I really go, I was like, you're actually looking like this. Then I look, and I'm like, holy shit, I forgot I'm not by myself anymore. I look at the old man, the old man's watching me, watch them. He's literally like, the same, I'm looking at him, he was like this at me. Just staring at him.

So I go, he goes, he goes, and I take it out, he goes, crazy little kiddos, ain't they? And I was like, oh, old guys cool as hell. And I was like, yeah, I mean, you know, teach their own. Everyone parents a different way. He goes, I mean, but just no socks and no shoes.

I mean, we just, we weren't allowed to do that. And hell, hell, we were dirtier than y'all. And I was like, oh, this old guy's cool as hell. I was like, so I'm like bantering with him. I go, yeah, it's honestly pretty disgusting. Like, I would never let my kid do that. It's actually kind of gross when you think about it. The old man stands up.

The old man stands up. He goes, those are my grandchildren. He stands up at the scene. He goes, those are my grandbabies. He sucks the seat behind him, it goes like this. Takes off! And I lit, that's the first time of my life. That was some TV shit.

First time my life, I was, when I say genuinely stuck in, like, Medusa, stoned. I was like, I was like, I just got got. Like, this old geyser just got my... I mean, just perfect. He goes, that's gross, ain't it? I was like, yeah, that's a little hillbilly weirdo

kid. Yeah, he goes, those are my grandbaby. And he took off. And he took off. And I, no other communication, nothing. I just went, holy. Such a good story. It was unreal. Like, it was the most movie, TV, like a skit ever.

Like, it's like he knew that was going to happen. That's one of those things. If that happened to me, I would have been, like, in my bed that night, just like staring at the ceiling. I told the guy as soon as I got there, I was like, y'all won't believe what happened to the airport. I was like, I just got caught by a 90-year-old. It was unreal, bro. But is it bad? Okay, so is this bad to say you went to a bachelor trip that I didn't go to?

So you were there with men that I wasn't with. Yes. Is it bad the whole weekend that I was low-key, like, jealous and thinking about what you were doing? I was doing the same with you, though. Okay. But you know I was by myself, so it shouldn't matter. But no, you were by yourself in terms of people you know and stuff, but you were still doing things like that would have been cool and fun and very informative and stuff like that.

Yeah, but you were hanging out with, you were hanging out with other guys with stuff we like to do together. Okay, okay. That's true, but you act like, first off, we were bad. We were both invited and allowed to be at both of these places. And you chose to go to the other one. It's simply off of the timeline and principle. I was like, you know, South by. You would prefer to hang out with other people.

I said South by will happen next year. Hopefully, Jordan never gets married again. This is a one-time thing, right? So, no, I mean, it was definitely a fun weekend and multiple times. Actually, you'd be happy about this. You talked about me? Other guys brought you up multiple times. Wait, other guys brought me up?

Other, like non-Jordan, non-our-friend, like other guys were like, man, I wish P was here. Did you ever bring me up? Multiple times. Why didn't you say that? What do you mean? I'm saying. You should. I always talk about my baby girl.

But you didn't say that. Because that doesn't make you happy. Yes, I told you. I thought it would make you more happy if other dudes brought you. I don't give a fuck about them. I care about what you think of me. Oh, of course I brought you up. What did you say?

The second I landed, I was like, I wish P was here, man. Don't, don't gaslight me. Do not lie to me. We just brought, bro, you got brought up in conversation. How? Multiple times I told Jordan, I was like, I was like, Jay Will. I said, Pete told me like he really, you know, he wishes he could be here, man, it's just one of those things. He just, he couldn't miss.

He was like, bro, no, I know. I wish you could be there too. We were talking to- So that's not you, that, first of all, it's not Cam bringing up that he wanted me to be there. That's you saying, no, that's you saying Peyton wanted to be here, not, I wish Peyton was here. No, but there's multiple conversations. Are you putting my ass to the fire right now? What's going on?

Well, because the whole weekend, I was like, Cam would have loved this. Oh, this is me and Cam's favorite spot here. While I was talking to other... You would have loved the shit we went to. We went to the casino. I started telling stories about you at the casino. I said, oh yeah, Payton would definitely be sitting right here playing blackjack with with us, but he'd be sweating bullets.

See how God doesn't like liars? I saw you twist that tongue. God don't like liars. He didn't even let you get that out smoothly. I was speaking too fast. I said, bro, I said, but I even talked about Yu-Gi-o cards in honor of you when you aren't there. I don't care about Yu-Gi-O cards.

I know you don't. You need to. It's fun game. It's a bad. It was just, I talked about you so much. And then a lot of the weekend, I was like, I wonder if he's thinking about me. And you never gave me the reassurance that you were thinking about me this weekend.

Brother, did you? I can say the exact same thing. I called you. I called you. That's fine. You didn't call me. That's not true. I didn't call you one time.

No. You called me back. From missing a call. Exactly. But you never reached out. If C, the phone works both ways. Oh, my God. Don't you, don't you do this. Do not do this to me.

Y'all, paint me to, oh, bad. I love him more. Oh no everybody, no everybody knows that. No, that's not true. Everybody knows I love- Not true show of hands people that vote right? Who love two more? No no no we're gonna vote by we're gonna vote by hand we're gonna kill me you'd kill me people that think that there's a ten million dollar bounty on my head you'd be the one to kill me no you did my life for ten million no I'd get somebody too there we go no okay vote who thinks that Peyton loves Cam

more Appreciate it boys. Who thinks they're asking? No, I would you ask it. Who thinks Cam loves Payton more? Split decision. No, wait, there's a split decision. No, the f***.

I got two. You got zilts. Yeah, they didn't, boy. Why aren't your vote? I think it's, I think it's equal. Okay, so equal, two for Cam, zero for you. I go, sounds like a dove, boys. That's what you get.

Oh, okay, no, no, no, I lied. There's something else about the weekend. It has nothing to do with the weekend, but it happened there. Okay, we got, we got, I mean, incredibly drunk one night. Yeah, of course. Next morning we wake up. Dude, let's put it on each other's foreheads. Let's see how it works.

Dude, get him butt naked, make him run in the desert. Dude, let's all get blindfolded, feel each other, and try to guess who it is. That's y'all's type of line. That is not what happened in the slightest, but we all got very, we can all watch it on the same computer. So we got, we had a fantastic night before.

We wake up and we're all kind of, you know, aiding each other, first aid, medic, right? And we're sitting in the living room. I love the morning. after with you. We put, I love, I love, I love, like, that, I kissed the small of your shoulder. You got to ask the real questions after, after you clean them out, you got to go, let me go through your phone. I saw that. Wait, what? There's this video. I love when you, I love waking up hung over next to you,

because you go, oh, you look so beautiful this morning. I love that. I love when you do that to me. Anyway, how did you do it with them? None of that. So we go downstairs and we were all talking about it. So we decided, we, we put on the dino documentary that new documentary about the dinosaurs okay have any of y'all seen this seen it on pop-up on netflix but i haven't watched anything of it why what is it it's in one word two words utter three words utter nonsense really is it about dinosaurs it's about i'm gonna say a couple of things it's about dinosaurs right yeah okay they started off saying the fair narrated by morgan first dinosaur was cracked and hatched a hundred and three hundred million years ago.

How the f*** do we know any of that to be true? You know you don't get me started. 300 million. No, but here we go, right? As it's commonly known, it used to be Pangaea, one big super mass continent. But 300 million years ago was basically like one big desert. And then it goes into the CGI field, right? Yeah.

Just a little dinosaur running around. Then it rained. Quite a lot of rain. Actually, it rained for a million years straight. What? They claimed it rained for a million years straight. When I say a good carpenter with some gopher wood made a big ass boat because it rained 40 days and 40 nights,

I'm called crazy. It rained a million years straight. Not one day of sun? And there's not a drop that fell over this? A million years. Wouldn't we, the world be water? Yeah. No, a million years of straight water.

They said, dude, that's what I'm saying. You reigned a million years straight. People that believe in dinosaurs are the same people that believe in Santa. Like, it's not, it's the craziest thing to me. What are we talking? So then, first off, the first dinosaur ever, right? When you, when you, visually stunning. It looked great.

If you had, if you had a vice in you at some point, like we were kind of fighting it, maybe a little still drunk. It's a cool show. You start hearing Morgan Freeman, you go, oh, this is nonsense. This is absolute nonsense. Propaganda. The first one that hatch is like the size of a little chicken.

Okay. Okay, and they go, yeah, that was the earliest ancestor of all the dinosaurs. And, you know, it was just that species for a hundred million years. How many years do we have? How many years do we have? They said, how old's the earth? Oh, yeah, exactly, right?

They said, that species survived by its, think of my own thing, by itself, on a desert mass con supercontinent for a hundred million years. Were they asexual? Or bisexual? You tell me? Don't, well.

Yeah. Well, they could have been. They could have been several sexual. It's either they're asexual or... They had to be dirt sexual because there's nothing else around apparently for a hundred million years. Just a lot of water.

No, not even the water yet. Not even the water. That's before the water. Oh, wait. So they, they're saying... He survived a hundred million years before a... And I'm sitting here watching it. I'm like peeping the room.

I'm like, okay, I don't want to be like the only cynical guy. I'm like, I'm like, are y'all hearing this? Or am I like, am I dragging this?

Like is this not nonsense to y'all? But I was just kind of like, no, no, dinosaurs is the biggest scam that America has gotten off on us. It is the biggest, it is the plot of bullshit.

I mean, I, I didn't finish. I didn't even finish a whole episode in its entirety without standing. I couldn't take it. I was like, I can't watch this sober.

I was like, my blood, pressures rise. I want to meet the people that actually believe this. Like, I want to meet the people that funded that project. If you want to make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just make your own spin off a Jurassic World. Do some with some little cavemen, CGI, I haven't fighting and be a cool film. Don't you, don't, whoever made that, don't you look me in my eyes and get a deal with Netflix and say it rained? The thing that blows my mind, right, we're in such as fact, prove, like, you got to prove. How do we know that? No, how do we know that it rained

for a million years straight. I'm gonna Google something. That is unfathomable. If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? That's a good question. It's a decent question. If it rained for one million years straight,

oh, I have it on think mode, so it takes a little longer. She's like, hold on real quick. If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? 1 million years equals about, oh god, 8,766 million hours of water. That would be 5.46 billion gallons per square foot. Think about what you're...

I want you to look at your feet. I want you to look at your feet. Make a knell. Make a knell. There'd be 5 billion gallons of water right there. It says on one acre, there would be about 237.8 trillion. gallons of water. Hey, grandma's farm, no shot. On one square mile, there would be about 152.2.2 quadrillion gallons of water on one square mile. That, and now you wonder, well,

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Have you watched the fruit AI dramas on TikTok? fruit AI dramas? You haven't seen Watermelina in Appalon? What the hell did you just say to me? Watermalina? Water Malina. Water Malina. Water Malina. She's going through it right now. Can I explain to you what's going on? Hayden, what's happening? So if you don't know, if you don't watch the Fruit AIs on TikTok,

basically these whole drama shows and they're like these short stories about these fruit. And a lot of them, Watermalina is cheating on her husband, right? Or who's her husband? Water Malina. No, Aplon. He's an apple. Apelon. Appalon. Yeah. And so, but I feel there's one about Watermelina, and I feel so bad for her. She's pregnant, right? So she's pregnant in her bed with Apelon, right? She's laying down, right? And she farts. And then Applon gets up and he goes, Watermalina, you flatulence lady, get out. And she kicks her out. And he goes, you'll never be worthy of raising my children. She's pregnant. And she's pregnant. And she's, and she's pregnant. And she's, and she's, She kicks watermelina out of the house. Now she's crying walking down the street until this sexy rich pineapple find her. What is his name?

What is his name? I don't know his name. I don't know his name. But he took her in, right? Found her on the street crying pregnant. She just got left because she's a flatchillance lady. Right? And so they kiss and then they're in bed, right?

And God bless her, she's pregnant. She sound like a... No, she's... Well, no. She got kicked out, so she's free. She got kicked out. holding another man's baby went straight to a sexy rich

pineapple, got in the bed with him? Yes, well, so she's in bed, right? She's in bed, they're sleeping, right? And again, she farts. Now the pineapple's not having it. He gets up and he goes, Watermelina, he was like, you're not worth of this luxury house.

Get out. Then, Aplon and the pineapple meet up and they charge her. They go, we're trying you. You're going to jail for being a flatulence lady. The hell of these people live. So the next scene is,

is Watermalina in the courtroom next to Judge Banana. And Judge Banana sentences Watermelina to like life in prison. Because she's farted. For a couple of gassy poots. They're not playing that. And I'm telling you, it's a whole big drama series, but now there's spinoffs. And I would like to show you one. I would absolutely love to watch Watermelina fart in bed with a rich pineapple.

Well, this isn't the Watermalina one. Oh, what's the spin off? This is a different one. Now, this is a good story. We're gonna throw it up on screen so you can see it. I love these fruit AI dramas on TikTok, and I want you to react to it. I have never heard this. I have never seen this.

Why are you seeing this? Is the better question. Hit play. No, it's really good. It's really good. I did not know they were like still a human body. Yeah, they're human bodies. I thought it was like a whole apple or something.

That is a woman just that's an orange. I want you to play it. The bell pepper man? I want you to play. He's got to be spicy. I'm going to the park. Okay. Do whatever you want.

Aren't you coming with me? No. Okay. See you later. Mandarin doesn't care about me anymore. Mandarina. She doesn't sleep with me anymore. She only cares about her beauty now.

She's neglected our marriage a lot. Sis. Hey, strawberry. Oh, iPhone 17. Oh, this is my story. What a neglectful wife. Mm.

Mm. Oh. No. Oh. iPhone 17. I want to meet you. Strauss. Shut!

Call me. Did you hear that? Yes. She's a real one. I thought she was a... Oh, yeah! The twist! No!

No! Oh! Hey! Here, there. Oh, God. I think I've rubbed for something. It's the best shit in the world! Oh my God, where did you find that?

You know, it's all over my four. all over my 4U page. Oh my God, I'm so captivating in like 60 seconds. No, it's so captivating and there's hundreds of these stories. There's hundreds of them and a lot of them now, they need to tweak the storylines right now because a lot of it is cheating and like figuring out. I saw one where it was this banana and this apple, right?

And then the apple went and left and she was cheating with a potato. And then so she left, but she was pregnant, right? And then so she was on the table. All these little fruits being knocked up. What? And then so she was laying on the table about to give birth And it didn't make sense that what she gave birth to was a french fry.

And so he figured out, that's, he goes, I'm an apple. You're a banana house. They're a french fry. And then they found out he was cheating the whole time because the kid snitch. It's so good. And there's like whole like conversation pieces on TikTok about it. Like you can go and watch reviews. And there's a 38 part Fruit Love Island going on right now.

And I'm on like episode eight. It's so good. It's so good. They made a mini series? Like, I thought it was just one-offs and one-offs and one-offs and one-off. No, Cam, it's a 38. I got to watch that. No, Ken, I have to watch that. And the best thing is getting in the algorithm of that

because you can watch people do assumptions of like, who do you think is going to pair together? Is it going to be apollina? It's going to be watermelon. Like, you don't know who is going to get together. And so you guess. This is fucking incredible. It is so fucking good.

How did you find that, though? Like, how did that get on your page? Well, okay, because there was a thick-ass strawberry that walked across the screen. It was like, Strawberry didn't look half bad. Stop very, like, decent. No, she was double-cheeked up. She was double-cheeked up.

She was a triple agent. Yeah. She was a triple agent. And then Bell Pepper, winked psychotic at the end. He broke through the door. We're putting hundreds of thousands of people onto this new show right now.

So, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can we please find a way to have, like, can somebody that makes those AI fruit things? Oh, my God, please make something about us. Please feature us in one of us. Just feature us in one of the episodes. Oh my God.

Just have those Strawsberries a little fine watching us in the background or something with Strawsberry. That's the storyline. It's us. We leave shooting and you go back and we both

see Strawsberries and we go to eat lunch something and we start fighting over. Oh. There's no way I'm this happy over a strawberry bell pepper. No, it's crazy the things that

Oh, she's a snake. Dude, I love how invested you are because I was nervous. At first I was pissed And then I was like, oh, okay, she's really a good, like she's a girl's girl. She's a fruit's fruit. And then I was like, oh, no, she's a double agent. She's a double agent.

Then she's triple agent. Yes, yeah, they sprayed pesticides on that fruit. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's got some worms, for sure. Yeah, it's crazy that that strawberry got it done for me, to be honest. I get turned on by strange things. Really? Yeah.

I got a question for you, though. Oh, God. What is the strangest thing that turns you on? During the height of puberty When I'd sit there and play my games The controller hit it the right way It'd be It'd be a little dangerous

And there's absolutely Nothing that is supposed to get me like that I'd literally be playing Call-Dia You'd be like Oh God, yeah, he's still there No, any time Anytime your player was getting hit It was like blizzing you're like

No it's never one for the vibrate function But I was more... Wait, what are you talking about? I was more quite literally At the peak when just pheromones or I mean testosterone's probably put in like 11 Yeah, like a young pup. You're getting to that big dog. I'd literally be sitting there playing cod and I'd be like, bro, mother, oh yeah, still got a . . . It'd be time to... Really? Yeah. That's just, okay, what about now as an adult? Now as an adult, um, mm. Good patterns.

Like really, like in, in, like, fashion and life. No, like a, okay. Now, I know. Oh, God forbid. Lives got some flannel on. You're like, look at those checkers. I go, oh my damn. No, I swear to God, I never, I actually think I've said it on the pot.

I would never care about a lawn. Dude, it's something about when you have your own lawn. No. And you see a diced up lawn and that is like, I'm talking to the nines. You go, mother. I'm not talking about things you like. I'm talking about generally what gets you riled up. Like, get you going.

Oh, with my wife. With my wife? With my wife? Okay. Well, let's see. How do I say this while protecting her image? Liv's got some goody bags upstairs, right? Yeah, it's getting weird.

Here we go. See, no, you can know nothing about where you answer this. You can answer this in a PC way. I'm trying. Like, that's a bad start. Okay, so it's like a, it's like a stack of perfectly cooked pancakes. top. And it's... I don't want it. Okay, it's hard. Well, I don't know. Okay, basically she'll sometimes when she's walking around the house, she's very much in that, in that housewife, that mom

kind of bag of fashion of clothing, basically like a tank top with nothing under it. Oh, so you're like good morning mother. Yeah, good morning mother. Oh, that I get you go with a little bandana up top. Turns around a white cammy. She's like, hey, babe, have a good day. I'm just like, yeah. It's nice. Weird thing. I like my ears getting played with now. See, and you, that's, that is so far. I don't think I've ever, I've never felt arousal for my ear. Oh, dude, you've got to get hit the right way. I mean, so there was, so the thing is, my body gets really immune to stuff fast, so you got to ramp it up. So at first, my girl would just play with the outer rim of my ear.

Like, why is you playing with your ears? Well, I'd be driving, she would always be playing with this rim right here in my ear. And I'd be like, I leave like this. Like, that got me going. Oh, my God. Then we got, now we're into inner ear parts. We get to, but it's not like we're doing that to get started. It's like you're just doing that.

And it's getting me started. She's giving you a wet willy, and it's turning on the engines. You're kicking the old thunderbird up off a wet willie. That is some weird. No. It's a sensitive part of your body. You're sitting there watching Apelina. She's just like right in the ear, and you just go, oh.

Hold on Strawsbury. I'm coming for you. There's no way. Oh, yeah. God forbid she starts twisting the ear and gets a little keloid crust off me. You hear that little crack? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

You're like, that odor starts hitting the room, boy. Okay, so I went through a bad, bad spell, probably too much straight. Too much straight of not taking the earrings out. And I started, I started getting on your level. And I remember I'd be in public and I'd live like this. Yeah, I'd go for a little quick dig and I'd go, Oh, I mean right now, that's pretty pung-y. That is pretty pungent.

That is pretty pungent. But dude, it hit this all-time high where the keyloid net, like bacterial stents was gone and it was pure just metallic oh like a like a 2006 bike you got it's outside of the thunderstorms for 20 years be careful that in your bloodstream you start peeing like that it's like smell like metallic when you pee that's where i'm at right now it's bad i think i might have like crossed that threshold though yeah the other day i pissed it literally smelled like an aluminum cam it smelled like i drank a soda then ate the can after it yeah it smells like sheet metal's getting burned in there yeah oh yeah it gets going yeah but that's just i just wanted to know what's the

weirdest turn on yet. Can we, can we, we've never done this. Can we go back and forth on this? I need somebody to confide in, like confide in like therapy wise. I got you, baby girl. I want to go back and forth. And I want to see if you agree with me. Please, I think you're going to get hype. Like, all right. We're both in relationships and we've never like really had relationship therapy. Yeah. Oh, okay. What is the worst part about being a relationship? Because I got to be honest. Like some relationship pet peeves. I got some. Okay. That's good. Dude, I, I, I, And I didn't know this. I've never really been in a relationship.

This is my first one. And I love my girl. Like, it's great. Yeah. Except for this. Oh. Oh,

I hate every night. I got to go fill up that water bottle. Oh, welcome to the f***t club, buddy. Right now I'm making a six-part sleep cocktail. Wait till you graduate to that. What's a sleep guy?

Oh my God. I'm doing like tart cherry juice, the small cubed ice magnesium powder, four ounces of water and a vitamin C pack on top. I tell this kick rock. Yeah, I go, you're lucky I don't bring you a seven.

Oh, dude, it's the worst. I never want to thought about this. Why does every girlfriend need water so bad at night? Like, why do they become so... I have to do it for you. Go! Your own dream! It's like, hey, you know you're going to be thirsty before you get in this room. Yeah, you're not...

You stop and go get that water. Yeah, you're not fetching it from a well. Go to the fridge and hit the thing. Oh, and God forbid, you bring back a water bottle and you don't put in one of those tin can aluminum things that they, like, die for. Dude. Oh, my God, dude. Okay, I don't know.

I don't know if you experienced this, and it's not. It's not terrible. Anytime we leave the house. Come to the mirror, we're taking a picture. And that's just something with that. I don't, like, it's not a bad thing. You got memories.

There's 700 pictures. There's 700 pictures in Liv's phone. Of me here, holding her here with this smile. And then she's holding, she's holding my little white son. And she's going, and it's 700. I was like, at what point are we just going to, are these all going to blend together? Yeah.

Like, there's no difference. There's no good in 40. I'm wearing the same thing in 40 of them. Like, this is, like, stop taking pictures of me. At least give you the decency of a different background. There's a new mandate. Ask me if I want to be in the picture.

Because I'm not, I'm not just going for it anymore. I'm not going for it, bro. You know what else I hate? What? I hate, oh, this is it. I hate how if I'm hungry and I go get food and I don't bring something back, I'm a domestic. Like, I don't understand, like,

well, I'm the worst person on earth. If I decide to get myself food, you weren't hungry. Okay. Okay, I'll level with you. Did you even tell her you were getting food though? No. Because why do I have to? That could be, you don't have to, but that could be some shady shit.

No. Oh, you're rolling the dice, buddy. But why? Because she's gonna go like this, oh, I'm so tired of sleep. You're gonna let your guard down, she's gonna go, sleep. Like you need to, you gotta announce it. Hey, I'm pretty hungry.

I am going to get food. I'm a grown man with my own car, my own money. I'm gonna go buy food. Do you want something? Then if it's no, there's nothing. But if you just go, You're not the wrong. I'm just saying it's an open end. No, no, but the thing is, I'll go spend hundreds of dollars on groceries.

I have packed this house with groceries. You like eating groceries. I don't. So I'm going to go get this. I like grease, yes, fry oil. I'm going to go get this double quarter pounder, and I'm going to come back. I come back in the house, hot a meal. Where's mine?

Eat the f*** apple that I just bought you. Eat your kimchi. What are the hell it is? Yeah, you're so hellbound on your meal prep. Eat that. Oh. So you brought up food, right? Yeah. Brought up food?

This might be, this might be my number one of all of them. Okay, tell me. What is it? We're going to go get food. We're going to DoorDash, whatever it is. Hey, babe, what do you feel like eating? Oh, I don't know. Oh, no, I've played this game for eight years.

What do you feel like eating? She goes, no, really, it doesn't matter. You pick. Oh, dude, oh, no, you're about to get me real mad. Oh, you're ready? Oh, you're ready? Oh, here comes the pitch. Yeah.

I go, awesome. Jersey Mike. She goes, thinking Taco Bell. Dog, you should have said what you wanted. Just say the tacos. Oh, wow. Oh, oh. Oh, I thought I asked you for an hour.

Oh, God, dude. Oh, my God, I'm not seven. I'm not seven. This isn't the back and forth. I think my knuckles bleeding. Oh, wow, that was a dense house. Oh, wow, that is very dense. Oh, his hands hurting so much.

It's hurting my wrist. After touching that his hands up, boys. Oh, God. That house is thick. Oh, no, his hand hurts. He broke his wrist. Oh, oh, wow. No, they didn't nerve.

I don't care about where we go, babe. I don't care. I don't care. where we go. All right, let me get this. Oh, I'm not really feeling that. Oh, fuck you. Oh, wow. I've fully canceled a reservation before because I swear to God. I literally said, where do you want to go? She said, I don't care. I think I did, uh, I think I did like an Italian sponsor. She was like, oh, babe, we had pasta earlier this week. I said, I'm staying inside. I said, we're not going. So you can take Malachi. I'm going to stay right here.

Dude, last thing. Oh my God. That just reminded me. Why? Why, if you want to go to Starbucks, right, or if you want to go get ice cream and we go, I'm like, okay, I'll drive us to go get ice cream. And you order and you look at me, what are you getting? And I say, nothing. Why am I the worst person ever? Yeah, I'm now evil. He's like, really, you're going to make me eat this by myself? You wanted it.

You wanted it. Not me. I go, I want nothing. She goes, all right, Adolf. And I go, oh, that's not fair. I don't want the coffee. I don't even want to be in this car with you. But I drove you and I'm swiping my card.

And I'm the worst person ever. It's funny. That's how I feel. That's how I feel. Can we do this like once in a mother? No, no, we need to. And I'm not going to lie. You said you had one more.

I'm going one more too. Okay. Olivia is my absolute best friend. I love her more than anything. So this is a 50-50. Yeah. The amount of phone calls I get a day from my. my wife. No, no, no, no, it is bad. No, it's bad. No, it's bad. Now, you need to put her on a research.

Now, the reason I say is 50-50. I love the fact that if you have a problem or something, you are calling the leader of our covenant, the spiritual leader, the man of the house, you're like, you, you, you, you, you rely on me. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. I love that. And I feel like I have to fill that sense of, of need. Yeah. It gives me purpose. I don't need you to call me. It said, for you to tell me of a dingleberry. And it's hard time coming out. I don't need you to call me to tell me that Taylor got broken up with on the show. I don't need you to call me to show me my son when I kissed him on his head this morning when I left. I don't need that. I don't need. Oh my God. Oh my God when you have a kid. Oh my God. I know it's going to be some years. When you have a oh my God when you have a kid, dude. Oh, oh wow. Oh wow. When you have a kid, when you have a kid, if you have a kid, if you have a kid,

If you don't every five minutes go, God, that kid's amazing, you're an absent father. You're an absent father. You might as well pack up and leave. Because it is, we will be, we were on, for God's sake, we were on her birthday staycation. And she goes, have you talked to Bubba? And I said, no. I said, I've had three old fashions and some with you. I said, no, I haven't talked to Bubba.

And she goes, why do you do that? And I was like, do what? She's why do you not call your son? I heard this conversation. Because I'm here with you. He's 40 minutes away. I was like, I don't need to. He's with someone we trust.

I'll call him later. She goes, yeah, I guess you're just different. And I'm literally like, yeah, I guess we are. I don't know what. I don't know if that makes me a bad dad. I don't need. It's definitely a motherly thing. And that's not a shot against women,

but I don't need to see my son. But that's how you are with everything, though. You're very like not that way. Bro, if Pierce didn't talk to me for a year, I would throw a parade. I bet, God, thank you, Jesus. Oh my God, you do listen to my parents. I'm kidding.

If Pearson talked me for a year, and on day 366, he called me, I'd be like, what's up, you little shit? Like that, you're right, if that's just me as a, like, I don't, I am the least as a person. Did you say as a black man? Did I say that? Yeah, you said, just me as a black man? I did not say that.

I said me as a person. No, you didn't. You said, you said, me as a black man. I was just, don't think. If I did, I don't think it was supposed to slip. I think that just might have been internal, but I don't think I said that. Did I say that out?

You go, Dario, you feel me, right? I go, come on, dog. There's no way I said that. If I did, I wasn't supposed to come out. You said that, I want to take my black ass. I'll see y'all in. I'm taking my black ass to sleep. No, but that I am the, I might be the least in need of reassurance.

Yeah. Now, outside of my wife, my wife, I do, I like reassurance from her. Because it's a different thing. Everyone else in my life. Parents, friends, family, like, I do not need you to tell me we're still good. We're locked in. It's like, because in my mind, if we didn't fall out. Yeah, we're good.

We're good. But we say all that to say that we, we ask. I adore my wife. I love her to death. So that's probably going to get clipped. And then there's going to be comments, the woman activist. love you. Yes, I love, I love, then you shouldn't be with her. Then you should get your own water, do it every day. I'm just kidding. No, but I love all women, not like that. I love my wife.

I don't love all women. There's something I don't. No, there's actually a lot of ones that suck, but women are great. Watermalinas out there, all the water malinas out there. Oh my God. You flatulet ladies. Dude, and the strawberries, if you didn't look so good, you'd be a witch. But I want to say dude, yeah, my girl is my best friend. I would love to, I wouldn't rather it with anybody else, but, I mean. Can I say one more thing, though? We should definitely do that once a month. No, that feels good. I feel seen. I feel like liberated.

Dude, it's mostly the type for our whole friendship. I've been single-telling about being like me being a whore and stuff. Yeah. And that was the first time we've been able to like really. Why, it really is.

That's a, that's a revelation for us. It's unbelievable. Does it feel good? Yeah, no, it felt really good. Now, I'm worried about whenever this video plays in my house.

Yeah, I was kind of, I was immediately thinking about the backlash from that too. Oh, you know what I was doing? No, let's gonna have a PowerPoint on that. He's gonna go, go sit down real quick. Like, so would be like this. No, I love making your drink, babe.

I love making your water. You got to know, you got to know the go-to, though. Babe, it's a podcast. You know, we're making jokes. Oh, yeah, we're making jokes. You know I don't mean that. Come on. Come on.

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a better than a product and insurance plan now on to the rest of the episode god damn it's a high level reader now it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is that was off beat pop culture pay in a camp pop culture pay in camp pow wow I get way to talk about this oh god you're beaming have you seen this story about the

dolphins kidnapping the man to grow this under water city? What? There's a story going around about dolphins kidnapping a man to build an underwater city. You haven't seen this? Not at all. Oh my God. Like this is like the biggest story right now. Underground city for the dolphins or for the humans?

Underwater city. Underwater. For the dolphins, I assume. So basically what happened in Florida, there was a man found it like on the shore of a beach. Dehydrated, disheveled, right? The sheriffs came and picked. him up. As soon as they picked him up, they said he was like super dehydrated and all messed up. He started drawing diagrams. He said he saw these diagrams whenever he got kidnapped by dolphins.

He said these dolphins kidnapped him and took them 40 feet underwater to where they were building this underwater city. He said these dolphins had a leader. The leader dolphin, his name was Gerald. It's not funny. Yes, it is. Gerald? Yes. And so they, he said that they communicated with them in clicks. Yes. And he said, and so obviously you're thinking, how the hell was he 40 feet underwater and could breathe? Yeah, yeah. He said that they built these water bubbles around him for him to breathe. Gerald built the human Floridian man, a water apparatus to breathe. To breathe. and basically they kept him down there to help build this underwater city. He said it was like hours, hours.

They kept him down there. And he said, that's a piece of city you're knocking down three hours. I know, Gerald, you don't got better blueprints in this. The hell? So then he said that his work, what they needed him for, what they brought him down for was done.

So they brought him back up, right? He said that they were going to call him back down whenever they needed him again. Does that mean? They're calling back down? Yes. Gerald's like, pink, munk, munk, pink. See, you think you guys like,

Oh, starts walking to the beach. So you think it's crazy. Obviously, to anybody, when you first hear that's nuts, this guy is crazy. Yeah, he's on heavy, hard drugs. Well,

the medical staff took him in, right, to treat him for dehydration and obviously mental things and see what's going on. Where was this guy at? What's wrong with him? They tested him, right? For dehydration,

they were treating him. they said he had no signs of mental impairment, no mental disorders or disabilities, and nothing was wrong with his brain. They said they found seawater like in his lungs. Then they said they found like, I forgot what it's called like corals or something all inside of his body showing that he was in a deep part of the water. What in the hell? Yeah. So how do you feel about this? I now I have to deep dive You know me, I have to go home and deep dive this. Whenever I heard this, obviously, I was like, this guy is insane. Who the f-named the king dolphin, Gerald?

That's my, that is my biggest thing. That's the craziest part about this? That arguably is the wildest thing. Not that there's an under-water dolphin world. No, that's insane. We're gonna touch on it, but why is the king named Gerald, of all names? Dude. You couldn't get some sick, clicky name?

I don't know, but Jerry, I mean, would you not respect to Gerald? I respect any fucking dolphin, but like, Gerald makes you kind of lame. I'm like, oh, wow. I, okay, at first, I was like, this guy is crazy. He makes me like Titan. But once the medical staff treated him and tested him, and they said, we don't know how all this salt water and all this stuff is in him,

and they have no signs of, like, mental problems at all, I'm kind of believing this Florida man, building this Dolphin City underwater. Dude, it's Florida, bro. They always got some... Florida always has crazy shit. They probably invented a new drug that doesn't pull up on the scans or something like that,

because there's no way. was abducted. First off, had they had they abducted him? Dolphins don't have arms. If you know anything about dolphins, dolphins get what they want. Oh, they get what they want. They're cute little creature, but they're cute, but they are violent. Yeah, but they take. No wonder they needed an

opposable thumb and hands to build the city. They don't have their own arms. Yeah, but they're slapping bricks together like this. They're just like, have you never seen the stories of dolphins like helping people up to shore or like saving people from drowning? They can move humans if they want to move humans. No, they can. But like, I'm was he already like significantly off the shore, treading water, swimming, practicing, praying,

doing whatever he needed to do? Does it matter? Does it matter how dolphins are talking, built a breathing apparatus, or building a city, and abducted a human? That's the question you should be asking. Where was he swimming at?

No, they're all linked. I'm saying, how'd they get, bro? He was probably in the water, and then they're like, oh, we need him. Come here. I believe it. What do you feel? I mean, obviously, I don't believe it off the rip, but I want to.

You know me. I love a good, I love a good little freaky. I think if there's any sea creature that could do that, it would have to be dolphins. They're so smart. They seem very sweet, too. They're not. Well, I mean, they kidnapped them. And they do other things.

Fully abducted. Do your own research? Oh, they do. That's why I said, they'll get what they want. Oh, they're a little predatory. Oh, that's a great point. I've seen videos. See, dolphins take.

Yeah, they're like, oh, take a picture of 20 bucks. That dolphins is just looking at it. Wait. Just waiting on a t- Anyway, but this so okay, my thing is, do you know what they need to do? Like for, okay, dude. Yeah, what do they need to do? For once in the, in the history of mankind, no punk government law enforcement, no officials, no permits,

someone needs to strap, or Gerald's the King. Someone is this, what, do we got the name on the guy? No, it says Florida man. He's nameless, okay, we'll call him Mike. Someone needs to, I'm talking. GoPro on his ankle, ankle monitor on the other ankle, GoPro on the head, some, like, as much information

grabbing technology we can put on Mike. As much surveillance on the Florida man? And throw his back to the Dolphin City. So you're saying that the government... Do you want to see it? So you're saying the government should put surveillance on this Florida man. No, I'm saying, do not get the government involved.

Who should do it? Independent researchers? Yeah, third party. No. Bro, because if the government does it, we never get to see it. I want to live through Mike and meet. King Gerald myself via GoPro footage. You're already a step behind.

I think the government is working with the dolphins. I think the dolphins of any creature you should work with in the sea, it should be dolphins. Really? Because they're double agents. They are double agents. They look sweet and shy. They'll get what they want and they know what they're doing. Yeah, they're Sergeant Brody.

I mean, they. Sergeant Brody. I finished. You did? Season three? Season three. I think I'm done. I think I'm done.

You like Brody that much? No. I kind of thought that too, though. I was like, wow. I was like, I was really invested three seasons deep, and now he's... Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert for a show called Homelander. No, that's not it.

It's just Homeland. Just Homeland. Can I say something about the Escape Pod real quick? No, can I say something? I talked to CJ about this. They mentioned us. They did? During an ad read.

What? I was like, really? I was like, you can't talk about us for a second? It's like, no, I appreciate the nod, and I'm like, I'm actually. you a big fan of them. I have a big fan. I like their shit. And so I'm in comments like, oh my God, how do you feel about the escape pod mentioning you? And I was like, good. Like, I want to go watch it. So I went and watch. I watched the whole episode. It was like at the 54 minute mark. So I watched the whole thing. And then they were doing an ad read for like

like something about a Rage A product. They're like download. And it's like, by the way, love you should have fun. That's like crazy. Wait, what do you might have to mute that too? Isn't that like a credit? Yeah, yeah, we'd have to mute it. Oh, I didn't even mean anything. No, no, but I was implying racism because you assume that because Ray J's not good with his finances. Oh, no, no, I was saying that. Like, I already had the before you said Ray Jail.

Oh, no, yeah, no. No, but they were doing like an ad read and then it was like for headphones or something. And it was like, yeah, you can listen to the You Should Know podcast. I appreciate those very sweet. Oh, that's cool. Talk about me a little more hat guy. Yeah, come on, hat guy. I sit there, I laugh.

I'm cheek to cheek behind the phone. Yeah, I was DMing both of them. and I felt like I was cheating a little bit because I was saying the same thing to both and I was like He said, I'm going to opinion and you Also Leo Skeppy It's like the new thing

I just call out people at the end Dude yeah funny enough So Leo goes to the Leo Skeppy goes to the same gym As our head of operations K Rob and our editor CJ They ran into him at the gym And so KROP face-time me with Leo Skepe on the phone

Now Leo said Ooh you weren't excited enough whenever he flipped the phone and I said okay I'll try again they flip the phone and I got super excited and he goes no show me your and so I refilled my chest to Leo Skeppy as you should in a public gym as you should and I witnessed a guy behind going like this so they said oh dude it's bad oh oh oh weird going on um oh I have something else to say about that book I got tell you off camera not about Leo but about something that happened south by southwest oh yeah it was crazy um you're ready to get us out of here and that

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I'm making sure that my Travis Scots are showing and I make so much money. I hold my shoe like this every time no matter what you do. It's just going to be like a, cold clothes out here, but I have a question. Okay. This is new? This is interesting. Plants breathe, right? Like, plants are alive, so they breathe. So isn't that, like, against what vegans want?

Isn't that, like, a factual statement? I don't think, A, I don't think they breathe. Plants breathe. Plants have lungs? No, but they breathe differently. They breathe, like, through their stem pores, or I don't know what it's called. Yeah, but I also don't think the, I don't think, the end all be all for a vegan is if something breathes.

I thought vegans don't eat things that are alive. Yeah. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think vegans eat things that are alive, correct? I don't think, yeah, they eat a lot. I mean, what's the whole purpose? Do you consider a russet potato alive? Is it a plant? It's a potato.

It was, when if it was in the ground, it was alive. That's like where, like, what does a potato, is, does a potato know it's a potato? Does a potato have a conscience? Oh, so souls is what you depict on. Like he said. I don't know what sentience. They'll say that to me. Like I know what sentience is.

Like you're a living thing. Like you can like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to take a step. I can walk. I'm moving. Hunt and gather. Reproduce. Like you're, potato and a baby giraffe.

So you're saying, so you're saying if there's a dumb pig out there, it doesn't matter. No, it's still a pig. It might be a little dumb. But pigs don't know their pig. All species got people that little. Yeah, we got care up.

But pigs don't know their pigs. Pigs know their pigs. You think a pig knows it's a pig? You think animals. don't know it's an animal. No, I don't think a monkey wakes up and it goes, oh, I'm an orangutan. No, I don't think so.

You're out of your godforsaken mind. Oh, oh, how do you know that then? How do you know a snake goes, I know I'm a snake? They don't talk to them. Slyther, it'll fly me thknit. So crickets know other crickets? Them, you saying they know what they are,

I don't even think that is of importance. You just said that. You said that's what makes a scintial being. No, sentient, and not cential. and awakeness being caught like a cricket knows oh it's like woke a cricket knows it has to go eat this plant whatever to survive no it doesn't it does not know that why do they eat why does anyone it's second nature you don't think monkeys get hungry yes they know they get hungry which means they know they have to go eat which means they know when they wake up they got to do there's a checklist

so how does a plant i know plant knows they need water plants know they need sun that's they know A russet potato knows it needs sun. That's a point. You keep saying plants. What do you think? Venus fly traps? Yes, they eat. They know they need to eat.

Venus fly traps. So they know. So they have a conscience. If they know they need to eat flies and they need to grab stuff, when anything comes to my mouth, come here, mm-hmm, lunch. Yeah, that's a, I went, I went potato. It's not all.

So you're saying, so you're saying Venus fly traps are the same as monkeys. That's what you're saying, because they both know they need to eat. No, but that's, that was one example of monkey knows its family. A monkey has family. A monkey can feel love and sadness. No, they try to put on punch to make us feel bad. Punch doesn't know what's going on. Punch is adorable.

Punch is a cute animal, but it doesn't know. A monkey absolutely knows its mom. No, it doesn't know. A kangaroo knows its parents. It jumps in that little skin pouch. No, it doesn't know that's my mom. It knows that's a natural connection I have to this thing. Because it births me.

It doesn't know what mom and dad is. It does not know what that is. That's an American thing that we put on ourselves. Oh, that's an American thing. Well, I don't know. I think you are out of your. So they know their birthdays? So kangaroos know their birthdays?

If Ruby had puppies, you don't think those... Who's Ruby? They don't know Ruby. My dog. If my dog Ruby had puppies, you don't think those puppies would know rubies the mom. No, they would know that's my food source. You're out of your mind. No, that's a fact. They know that's a fact.

They know that's a fact. That's a fact. How do you know that's a fact? Who proved that fact? I've talked to animals. Oh. So clearly, they clearly... So does my dog think I'm its dad because it's never met its parents?

My dog has never met its parents. No. It knows you're its care lover and provider. Exactly. They don't know what mom and dad is. They know where their food sources and their survival sources. Hit it! I think you are... I mean, I think you're so dolo on this journey. I think you're... I just cooked. I cooked with hot... I don't... I don't... Well, who took the condom off my mic? It's gone again.