You Should Know Podcast - EXPOSING OUR SECRETS! (Ft. Markell Washington) -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

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The You Should Know Podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast episode. We don't know because this is prerecorded. Everybody, round of applause, please, one time. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. There you go. I was waiting for you. You know what I mean? We have Markel Washington on the podcast today. One more round of applause for Markel Washington. The one, the only Markel Washington. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Well, we can just do the normal voice. What normal voice? Okay. Imagine he goes a whole hour doing that. We would have to have a talk. Cut the cameras. No, I'm from the South.

This is what we sound like. Where are you from? Georgia? Georgia. Georgia. Small town called Brunswick, Georgia. That's why you're such a nice person. Yeah, that's the Southern house mentality.

No, it's 100% a real thing. Yeah. 100%. 100%. 100%. Like, oh my God. But you are one of the nicest people we've met since we've gone out to the Hollywood area. But we do have to to the Hollywood area.

But we do have to address something, Marco. Jesus. Is it about me addressing your outfits? Yes. Jesus Christ. We're at the... I'm wearing denim. Okay, let's break the story down. So we're in LA, right?

We didn't even get invited to the Streamy Awards. Our friends at RDC World were like, hey, y'all can be our plus twos. Oh, y'all weren't invited? Hell no. You could tell. Did you see what we were wearing? I was wearing jeans with holes in them. That's what I was wondering.

Oh, yeah. But yet you had the gall to go, hey, world, look at his holy jeans. So we were recording the actually we're recording the episode with leo skeppy we got the text to come to the streaming awards right after we didn't have time to change we didn't have time to do anything purchase an outfit you know not not for that exactly so we're like shit we got to go to the streaming awards we go to the streaming awards first person i see markel washington i've been a fan of you for a while i've seen you around i see you passing through like the little hallway of people i'm like markel huge fan of you for a while. I've seen you around. I see you passing through like the little hallway of people.

I'm like, Markel, huge fan of you. You come over, talk to us for a little bit. All good and dandy. I think that's the interaction for the evening, right? 10, 15 minutes goes by. Markel comes around and goes, Flashlight on. Outfit check.

My ass was tight. Outfit check. My ass was tight. Oh yeah. I was so wet. I was clenched. Chicken fries over there looking at me. Tana Mongeau is over there looking at me. Tana Mongeau. Yeah. Mongeau. Mongeau. Yeah. Explain to me

your thought process during that time. Well honestly what it was was I saw you say hey markel huge fan i say damn who don't talk about this so i could you know usually it would be like thank you guys so much i hope you enjoy the rest of your day obviously i'm gonna talk and enjoy it but i say damn who don't talk about so i dropped my legs over there my heels and y'all mind you i had six inch heels on i still wasn't taller than y'all i'm looking up like damn what's going on and y'all were just so nice and down to earth so i was like you know what great meeting you guys and then when

i went back i saw them over there i think getting a bite of food or eating or something like that definitely eating it was definitely yeah and said, those are them two behind. Let me casually go trot my way back over here. And it was so funny because when I got back over there, I think you said, dude, I know we wouldn't have worn this. My wife usually dresses. Man, the look. Insanely.

Insanely. It is gold. It is gold. She go. And no, yeah, I didn't even realize i was roasting y'all and i feel like i did add the roast to it because he told me his wife is dressed i said and here the hell we go what your ass doing here with holy jeans on but but this also this also speaks on your character even though we were the worst dressed in the entire award ceremony yeah you still get you still gave us both an eight out of ten so we did i did we passed we got a b i'm good with it but i think that was a generous score was it generous as i deserve maybe when you said i was like he's lying yeah it's like

nice and you know the worst part is that night I was getting so many messages like, I saw you on Markel's story. Oh God. Yeah. Who you wearing? Honestly, you should have knew. Honestly, you should have went and bought a blazer to go on top of the um, I think did you did y'all have flannels on? No.

Oh no. Oh, I had like a pink like button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was short sleeve. Short sleeve with the collar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No lumberjack activity. No, yeah, that was literally what it was.

And I was like, period. Ain't no way. Okay, for y'all to do. Oh, you can't. Just go. Jesus. I thought it was going to catch me. She go. Jesus. I thought it wasn't going to catch me. She said.

Okay. Okay. So now. That's how our friendship started. Yeah. And then you came to our live show in LA. Thank you for coming. That meant a lot.

It was crazy that literally I remember y'all telling me about the pod when we met. And I was like, that was so dope. But I didn't know about it then. And then I saw a viral ass clip when when you were saying that a fish wasn't an animal. Well, let's just take your vote real quick. Is a fish an animal? Markel, please be on the right side. Markel.

Yes. Thank you. Wait, no. Okay. I'm going to finally explain this clip because every day, every day I get messages, people coming up to me Payton You're an idiot. I've never met you before. Don't call me names I mean I get it. I'm gonna explain myself once and for all right, and I only do this cuz you're here

In my mind or I ever eat your ear that much again my ear itches don't ever eat shit that much No, get the hell away. No. Okay. All right, so When I was when I was seeing an right. So when I was thinking of aminal, right? I was thinking of big animals, you know what I mean? Motherfuckers. You know what I mean? You got to feed them things. That's what I was talking about.

In my mind. Everybody else was taking the clip as what the actual question said. Is a fish an animal? Obviously. But I was thinking of like an animal, like a bear, lion, zebra. They're all animals. Different. Yeah, they're all animals.

Including fish. I get it, but you gerbils, cats, they're all animals. they're all including fish i get it but you gerbils cats they're all animals i'm allergic to feline that doesn't matter yeah actually that's the one he goes i am the opposite quite a big face that i have a prescription to that you know but okay i munch it, you get a little antibiotic and it gets you right up. So, to now,

okay, this is my biggest takeaway from meeting you, becoming, building our relationship we have. Your energy. Okay? We spoke about this

at our after party, after our live show. It is, and we're not saying this, we said this back at home, said this when Snapchatting youchat you told my mommy about you like It's not just saying it cuz you're here. You're you're in

He's like did he just say mommy. What do you call your mom mother mom mom, you know, like mommy No, that's a bit you're like mommy uppies I Don't know. I don't know where you're going. It's starting to get creepy, but I'm going to continue. I love you, mommy. No, I love you, mom. Yeah, love you, mom.

That's like calling her first name, government. You can call her rat. Rat? Yeah, she loves cheese. I would never. No, she likes it. No, she doesn't. Don't say that.

I was about to say, I feel like your mom would drop kick your ass if you said that hey rat oh 100 his mom yeah i've witnessed my mom jump on the hood of a car before what's up rat hello hello how are you now come on through it's okay yeah she was already crawling she was commando crawling on the floor you might as well michael jackson slide across how are you how are you i'm nice to meet you nice to meet you hello okay so back to the energy your energy is unmatched unheard of and it almost seemed unreal the first night so then after a couple hours you know dancing everything i was like holy shit this is real like this he's not slowing down no so where does that, why'd you say no?

I was thinking about the after party. I'm not going to say. Oh, yeah, yeah. After party was crazy. I can't say it on camera. Wait, what did I do? Oh, wait, what? Let's just say there's some clips of Mama Liv's phone that are sacred

and they'll stay exactly where they are. Please. But. I don't know what we're talking about. What? You don't know what we're talking about? I don't want to say it. You don't know you don't know what we're talking about what you don't know what we're talking about I don't want to say it you don't remember

you remember you were dancing and there was just there was a couple scenes where there was some bare ass yeah

yeah like Liv said shiny glistening yeah got it so oh my god my your energy wait i thought i had a premonition no i literally like you know when you laugh so hard and then your head i literally thought i was gonna see the video but oh god you have powers you have powers

that's so Raven you know when you laugh and your migraines or your temples just start to squeeze and press together that's what it gave he literally said wait finding the video he's like okay I remember the clip now Jesus

so the question is does your energy come from like childhood, how you were raised? Was there a certain point that this switch kind of got flipped? Or have you just always been amazing, genuine, like 10 out of 10 energy person? No, honestly, crazy enough. I was always like spirited. Is that a word? like, spirited. Is that a word? I had spirit.

You had voices. Yeah. I've always had this spirit. But funny enough, I was school captain. Dude, get the words out. was um captain at a student section in my school okay and i won homecoming king and crazy enough i literally uh we only had two high schools in our district and i switched crazy enough i switched schools because i knew i was a little bit popular and i was going to the other school to win prom king.

So I could be the first person, I don't know, to ever do it. Double king. Exactly. But then, and then, they, right, pretty iconic. I came, I switched schools in the second semester. And I was going to win prom king and graduate from there. But then after I figured out I was there for a month and a half, and then they told me, you know you can't run for a prom king because you would have had to go here

for all four semesters no what did i do went back i switched back schools swear and then i that's why i was hell right then i went back and they told me oh all my friends we aren't voting you for shit like why'd you switch schools you went went to our rival school, and you think you're going to come back and win some shit? I came back and won most school spirit, Mr. BHS, and best all around. Those are my senior superlatives. Yeah, I love that word. It was crazy.

Superlatives. I love that word. And yeah, so from, I think when I did competitive cheer, I started cheer in my 11th grade year of high school, 17 years old. And that showed me how to encourage others and be outgoing. Because at first, I would be encouraging and shit like that, but it was like, hey, yeah. It was like, yeah.

And then I feel like cheer really made me blossom into the person i am today like very outgoing optimistic encouraging you know because i perform it at two and a half minute routine on a stage i'm like you have to be able to show the judges what you're made of smiling the whole time hitting everything on everything like that and then my teammates encouraging me every time i got a new skill or anything like that. So that's where that energy comes from, just cheering. So you've always had it, but cheer unlocked it. Yeah, pretty much. That's sick. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Courtesy of Manscaped. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. How are you? Were you ever socially awkward? No, I've never had a problem socializing. No, it's just you. Okay, say if somebody in the room over there was socially awkward, what would you do?

I would approach them and kind of break them out of their shell. I love talking to people who are awkward. Because I try to like, yeah, literally, we're going to bond somehow. Do you like folding Pop-Tarts? Do you like sniffing pee? What are you into? Anything that is going to get them to open up and talk, I love doing that because I hate singling people out. But sorry, OMG.

I just had a thought. Earlier, a bitch swiped up on my TikTok and said, Markel looked foolish. So sorry. This came out of nowhere. I'm like, i am human yeah if i was to get a rebuttal which i did i deleted my comment after i let it sit there for a couple of minutes because i felt like i was that bitch because she said uh everybody i saw all the comments were so nice and positive this just came out of left field but forget that core um she literally swiped up let me get let me um pull

the screenshot up for verbatim. You have a screenshot of it. Yeah. I literally, uh, screenshot it just for self-help. Um, she swiped, she said,

Markel looks ridiculous. Y'all are crazy. I replied. Now, if I was to say you look ridiculous on your wedding day, I would be the bad guy, right? Let's just be nice.

Cause I went to her store. I mean, I went to her, um mean i went to her um her tiktok and the only video that i could see her in was her wedding day with them parachute uh them parachute balloon shoulder pads and i'm like i'm so sorry i'm just saying i am human and if i have a rebuttal i'm the bad guy i feel that i let's just be nice. If you have your opinion, stick to it and keep it to yourself. Yeah, exactly. You could have kept strolling. But now since you wanted to have an opinion.

You took time out of your day. Thank you. And I'm going to take time out of mine because I had time today. Grammys were over, babe. So let me just tune in and tell you about yourself. Shoulder pads. Right. Shoulder pads.

They gave very much parachute flare shoulder pads. And I'm like, you really thought you ate with that mesh, babe. You really thought you did with them screaming spaghetti noodle ass arms. But I'm not even going to get her together like that because I was like, you know what? You have to be the bigger person. And I just, that just came out of nowhere. I was thinking about being nice to the damn socially awkward kid, but I was like, no, that bitch, because she was social.

She had the opinion. She went out of her way. Went out of her way. So I wanted her to feel the wrath that I felt when I read her comments. So bitch, you feel what I felt when you read my comment. Two can play that game. There we go. And extra applause for taking it down afterwards

not not leaving the footprint yeah yeah yeah i could leave the internet footprint there you go that hold ahead you know darn but i might make a whole tiktok about it so but i won't i won't add her i won't add her that footprint that's one problem i do have with hate comments and you know so i'll like tell when people call you stupid or say you don't know to fish is an animal. Well, I am stupid. I am stupid. I'm fine with that. No, you're not.

No, I am ignorant. No, no. Oh, no. If I pulled up my high school transcript. Of what? Thinking. Thinking. That was the Lord speaking test.

We're on a psychological level. I'm starting to get it. I'm starting to get it too. I'm going to be here by the end of the episode. Thank you. We'll be there. What was your GPA? I'm curious.

In where? High school? College? Oh, you went to college? I did. Off a basketball scholarship though. Got it. Athletics still get you there.

Come on now. In high school, 2.45? 2.3? Is that bad? No, but I see judgmental looks in the room i'm saying they told me why does bitch re-in i saw that oh it's a doko oh that's not how you say it nothing's ever been called sudoku ever i think that's what you do to sedate a dog have you ever thought about putting your dog down?

That's an awful thought. Jesus. Why? Why? Damn, Milo just started living. He's still alive, but he's barely breathing. I pray to a God that I don't believe in. You got this and I got this.

Oh, okay. You know what? Since you want to be American Idol right now, You got this and I got this Oh, okay, you know what? Since Since you want to be American Idol right now Y'all had a rap battle Oh, we did Who won? Me Are you nuts?

Pick a song Like to rap on? I would prefer singing I took a warm green tea before we got here Vocal cords are spicy Okay Wait, so do you want to sing a song? on i would prefer singing i'm my i took it i took a warm green tea before we got here oh vocal cords are spicy okay wait so do you want to sing a song i have a singing battle yeah well for copyright reasons like 10 seconds okay yeah okay but do a song i know though please so pick like uh two bars and sing them you go first though no you go first you're the challenger yeah You have to go first Um Oh oh uh Amazing Grace

I don't know the second I don't I don't Enjoy Hell I'm just kidding Um Wait give me a Samuel Samuel Smith song

Uh his name's Sam And uh Let's go Why am I so emotional It's not a good look It's some self control Deep down I know This never works.

So it doesn't hurt. Your turn. Kill me. Smoke this shit. Where'd you start? Why am I so emotional? G flat. The only thing that was flat was your vibrato.

But I'll take it up a notch. And now the day bleeds and tonight it falls. And you're not here to get me through it all. A little pitchy, but it's good. You motherfucker. That was gorgeous and you know it. That's one thing I've never... Okay, genuine question. Can all black people sing?

No, I've come to that conclusion. I love it, but the... That, okay. Is that an internal factor or is that like a swift move of the chin? I've never mastered that. You have a good chin. I have a strong chin, I do.

But when you When you sing is it more of you just kind of move your shit, or is it like is it a true skill? Do you guys have a water that yeah yours didn't I was trying so hard I saw a messer with it I got some backwash in mine That's fine I don't need it I do have a question Make sure it's not the sparkling. I don't need it. Make sure it's not the sparkling because I don't want to sparkle.

You don't like sparkling water? No. Really? That's spicy and that's flat Sprite. That's Sprite that's been refrigerated and then taken out. If that one rips off the... I could get it for you. Oh my God, it's not opening again. He's opening the door.

No way. At this point, he's got a fucking pocket. Oh my god. Oh, I'm sweating. So the Lord says stay parched. A lot. Oh, shit. I feel like the episode is spongebob sandy water no that looks like backwash you don't have good saliva i have strong saliva you don't have good saliva

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h-e-l-p.com slash y-s-k now on to the rest of the episode markel you've known me for a little bit you've known me for a little bit. You've known me for a little bit. Right. Right. Why are you doing ASL? I know how to say my name in sign language. No, you don't. Spell it.

I'd put $100 right now that it's wrong. It is not factual. You think you know how to do it, and it's not right. My mom took me to a sign language class when I was six years old. Let me see. I can speak fluently ASL. You're wrong. You're so...

You need your ass beat. guys yeah you're so no that's staying buddy all right my you're going too fast that's what i said my name g-e-y-t-o-n because you didn't impress anybody yeah but y'all said i couldn't do it and i can do it back to your question guy okay so you've known me for a little bit right you see okay a big thing on the internet a lot of people think i come to the conclusion that i'm nasty like i'm a dirty boy. Like I'm gross. I have put on the internet I've gone an extensive amount of time without brushing my teeth or bathing. Right?

In conclusion, you're dirty. Okay, but now that you have seen me, you've hung around me for a while, do I come off as a gross guy? Seeing your steering wheel in your car, yes. Tell them about it. Your car, I mean mean your car steering wheel was the greasiest thing i've ever seen it looked like he had a damn carton of mcdonald fries and you just went like this that is absolutely what it is um steering wheel and then it just you know when you get a brand new apple iphone and you take that little screen protector off and then your just oily ass fingers just start tiptoeing. Just start just gnawing away.

It looks like you're playing that piano game on your phone. That's what a steering wheel looks like. I was like, what is wrong with your steering wheel? And then he proceeded to show me the floor. And then I probably wouldn't have noticed. Yes, I would have noticed. He told me, don't say shit about my floor. I'm like, why do you have like...

16 water bottles, receipts from the last four months of purchases. Yeah, but it looks like a baby rat family had been like feeding on the floor. It's simple, like yes or no. You know what I mean? Oh, okay, okay. Pardon, I had a parched throat. From your appearance and seeing you, I wouldn't say you come off as a dirty person,

but knowing you and seeing you. But you also haven't seen his feet yet. Atrocious? I don't have bad feet. Your feet, the lower eighth of your body looks like some sort of coffee drink. I will do this right now. Yeah, let's see. Why are you taking? There's no way.

Oh my God. There's a stench that overtook the room. Put your foot. Look at that. It's too close. That's invasive. What's wrong with the foot? That's a charge in three different countries. Absolutely not. What's wrong with the foot that's a charge in in three different countries absolutely what's wrong with the foot it's it's a lot wrong

with it why the hell is your toenail growing under the foot it's like a little helmet so he's got helmets uh your foot is so white it is you literally you always have socks on there's so much movement it literally looks like a helmet protecting your toes it looks like you can do that chris brown trim when you just and it won't hurt it looks like you can slide your toes on concrete and they crush your socks no your sock is black no the bottom of your black. There's some discoloration. Okay, well, maybe my feet are the lowest part of me. But if you just look... Peyton.

Okay, matter... You should start wearing the lag socks. Let's try that. Okay. It's so wet. As you focus on your disgusting little foot i'm gonna just i'm gonna ask our friend a question um i got a would you rather okay okay this one's not some of the crazy ones you always see us do i got one of those for later but this one's more of a pick your brain see

your not necessarily morals but just kind of how you how you would go with things. Would you rather get a $5 million check right now, taxes, everything taken care of, but you have to stop doing what you're doing? So Markel Washington is off the TikTok. He's off the socials. $5 million though, bada bing, bada boom. You can start whatever new venture, but you can't do what you're doing right now. Or remain who you are, remain what you're doing, but you lose half of everything. Half followers.

Half your followers. Half your sponsors. Half everything. And you can't grow it. You stay at that. Now, why the hell you ask shit? That ain't what he said. No, he could grow.

He could grow. That ain't what he said. What do you mean? But that makes it harder, right? If you just stay where you're at, that following. That makes the question harder, but. But that ain't what he said. That ain't what he said. Okay, we can go with that. We can go say but that makes it harder right you just stay where you're at that falling that makes the question harder But isn't that but anyone is there anyone is there okay? We know that we know that make it harder make it make you sweat Let's look what there we go Half everything you have half everything you have gone. He's just

He's my comfort blanket okay oh my ass is wet all right here we go oh my god just keep it oh wait why did i you got the hairy ass I just saw it oh no oh boy you saw it Bigfoot lives down there oh Jesus

okay it's disgusting gaming mammoth but um five M's gotta stop you keep doing what you're doing

you lose half of everything and I won't be girl popular oh that's bad hey girl hey And I won't be. Girl, who? Popular. Oh, that's Valerie. Hey, girl, hey. Hello.

Hey, how are you, Valerie? Good. I was just calling to check on you. Oh, my God. I love you. You're so sweet. I'm in the middle of a podcast right now. Can I call you after this episode? Absolutely.

Absolutely. Okay, sounds good. i'll call you back smooches damn okay um i'll probably take the five mil yeah okay you already you already know the counter quit this the follow-ups coming yeah what would you do what would you do You can't do any of this. So you got five M's. You can take a lot of time off.

Just live. Go travel a little bit. Set up some investments. Do whatever. Be taken care of. But what would you... You would eventually... I assume you would get bored with not having anything to do. Yeah.

So what do you think you'd pick up? What do you think would be your next move? You know, like, that's a double-sided question because I love entertaining. And I would say I would take the other deal and just get all of the half back. But damn, I'm a bougie bitch on a budget. So I like having the money, but I don't like to spend it. But yeah, like, wow.

It's a great one you're either good or bad buddy no that was really good cause then you had to he's like in a different mood the whole time right I'm like man

it's like who what what Mark Heldick right I don't know and I thought I thought I would get into acting but I couldn't do that cause I can't somewhat do it now

I think that would completely suit you what acting? 100% yeah that now. I think that would completely suit you. What, acting? You just did a movie. That's what I'm saying. But if you had to stop the socials and entertaining and influence your life. Oh, yeah. I would get into acting.

100%. 100%. Hell yeah. Oh, so that's easy. What did I do? I'm just an innocent bystander. Matter of fact, what would your answer be? Yeah, what would you do?

Half of the... What the fuck would you do? You see, my toes are actually really pretty. They're so clear. Thank you. They are shiny. And there was no odor that emitted. Hello.

That's a good foot. If I were to put my hoof near your nasal... You'd have to go to the dentist. EMS. It would affect your dental hygiene. 100%. I feel like my gums would start writing. 100%.

I've never seen a helmet like that. Root canal in two months. If his hoof is six inches from your mouth, prepare. I can't with the feet. You know when you go get a pedicure and then they're doing that sanding paper on it? The pumice stone. Excuse me? It's a pumice stone.

The pumice stone on the bottom of the foot? I can't do it. I've almost wanted to kick the bitch or punch her. Exactly. Right on top of her fucking head because she'd know. And then she'll feel your leg flex up. Bitch start going hard. I'm like, watch out now, bitch.

Like, why would you go harder? Move on to the next part of the foot. Why would you remain there? Oh, shit. Like, just tap the bitch right on the top of your head. It's just like a little wake up call. Watch out now, bitch. All right. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Like, just tap, maybe just right on the top of your head. It's just like a little wake-up call. If you just said, all right.

Yeah, yeah. Let me do it. Get out of here. Like a bad dog. Okay, now. You felt me clinch. Bye. Hello.

Next part. Next part. I get my fingernails done. Oh, no. They definitely talk shit about you when you get your feet done. 100%. Oh, every time.

I've had three people work on my feet at one time. I had one on one foot, one on the other, and and a spot because you probably have to click in a spiral did you just say a spotter there was a spot like ready to catch up anybody passed out oh my god i love the preparation now how if you got your fingers done what about your toe no no no no i haven't gotten done in a minute yeah i see oh how it's like a half clear coat. How soft are his hands? Is it concerning how soft his hands are?

Wait, they're a little sweaty and wet. I got a little sweaty wet syndrome. Curl his hand. Check me before I shake his hand. Your hands are wet, you nasty bastard. It's a little clean. Do you like it a little? Do you use ketchup or some shit?

Excuse me? Ketchup. I've seen that. Like Hein hinds people put ketchup on their skin and you just said uh-huh like it's normal right people are putting tomato sauce on their hands yeah thank you thank you thank you we're on the same page y'all that bitch eat pickles for a living she don't know pickles are fantastic good picky a pickle's fantastic sliced or dill you just said, you said way is prepared

and then flavor. Right. You said sliced or dill. I thought a dill was the whole, John. That's what the question, no? No, it's not. Dill is the flavor. What's a whole,

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of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Y'all want my answer? No? Okay. No, we do. You said you had your fingers done. Oh, yeah, I did. I broke all my fingers, too, at one time. Imagine wiping your ass like that.

Your knuckles? I had help. Oh. Okay, you need to answer yours? Five million is my answer. Okay, fantastic. Ask him the question. Oh, best friend test.

Me and him. We asked everybody this. We've asked Gideon this, Mark Phillips this, Leo Skeppy this. Now we ask you, Markel. Right. Say I get, Markel, right? Say I get in an accident, right? I have no use of the hands. I can't do it anymore.

I live alone. We live eight minutes from each other. You know what I mean? He claims to be my bestest friend in the whole world. My Bubba Bear. My, my. Eli, he dead, lady. Enough.

Right? I can't. I got to clean myself. I got to get cre clean myself. I gotta get crevices. I asked him, would he wash me?

What did you say? I said, if I had to, the answer's yes. However, I feel someone has to be

higher in the hierarchy before me. Right. I feel your mom. I feel your mom.

My mom doesn't live. Would move in in a heartbeat for three to four months for your phalanges to fix itself. And then she would leave. But I don't want my mom to live with me.

That would be non-advantageous to her and to I. What advantage am I getting? Right. Well, you get to see it. I get to see it. Okay, and then I asked him. He said yes to that. He would hold for a little bit.

But then I said, what if I make a request? What if I say, look me in the eyes? Now you're trying to get like... What are we talking about? I've known him for a decade. So you want him to look you in your eyes as he washes your ass? How does he know he's getting a good spot? You do that little leg shake like the f***ing dog?

You know, your eye closes a little bit what do you know what i mean yeah i close a little bit get a little squint he'll know he's getting the good spot so my bestest friend in the whole wide world so if your best friend approached you with the same scenario what would your answer be you wipe that there, Ryan. You wipe that crack. They break all 10 phalanges. They're walking around like Edward Scissorhand. You got to sub in.

You're the sixth man. You're coming off the bench. Yeah. I'm like looking back at SJ. Would I do that for you? I would do that for you. I know, but she's weird. I mean, well.

No, no, no, no. SJ on some freaky shit. She love a good hug, and she want to be embraced and shit. I don't like that. That's good. I'm just like... No, SJ, she be trying to...

She loves to grab my butt. Wait, hold the hell on. Yeah. Wait a minute. How do you... Yeah. She's like... So you grab a bottle.

Is that a one finger job? Is that a picture? No, she'll give me a hug. And then she'll just like, you know, it starts on the back. And then she just slides down. And I'm like, usually on my phone. So I'll give her a little sidebar hug. Oh, hey, yes.

And when she's seeing I'm not paying attention, she'll just slip her hand back there. I like that cam. No. Okay. Don't get ideas. That's back there. I like that cam. No. Okay. Don't get ideas. That's their move. No, that's her move. That's her move.

I don't like to participate in that. If it was up to me, her fingers would be nowhere near my ass. And I'm like, SJ, she's like, come on, once. I'm like, why are you so eager to just grip up on the hole like that? Is that real? Yeah. SJ. You're out here

wearing no underwear under your shorts. I see your balls. Wow. Jesus. And I picked them up and literally saw everything. That's different.

He's like, that's for sport. We are at practice. Hello. We are at practice. Do you guys wear underwear? I'm a big believer In the under layers of clothing

If I'm at my humble abode By myself Me and my lovely wife I might just have A basketball short on No underwear Now if I was gonna be Vaulted in the air

Doing a couple Somersault double back flips Probably gonna be Some protection Not gonna lie Wouldn't want something Just kind of, you know,

fall out. Or if it was a little dingleberry just popped right in her tongue, she would know to catch me. So, if I shit and it went on

someone's tongue during a flip, not only would I arrest myself, I'd put myself under citizen's arrest, I would not, I would never be able

to speak to that person ever again. She hates when I pass gas. Wait, he just said he would catch you if you had a dingleberry land on his tongue i would let you fall i would hope you let me fall see that's the difference like y'all like what why you're playing this loyal card i love that it's disgusting i love you okay let's talk about a loyal card your friend over there mama live oh i got a story about her she's just as nasty as me right live you told me to do something and i have never been able to forgive myself tell me i'm interested so my first apartment

whenever i moved to dallas right i was broke couldn't afford a nice place right i was living in in this y'all remember that apartment i don't know if your tattoo says philippines or philippians philippians to my mom's handwriting oh sorry mom sorry red no no no sorry mom it just gives like prison it gives very much the uh the visions wait what is it called italics what is the italics italics is that the um the font the font it gives it times in roman or when it gets slanted 12 bold it gives it gives bulge angles like font okay it gives command i yeah yeah yeah yeah it just well back to mama right so okay i lived in the hood right i couldn't afford like a nice place so things didn't work all the time right the first time that i moved in they

came over hang out with me spend a little quality time as a trio right i had to pee real bad right i had to pee real bad i was drinking alcohol we're all having a good time house warming i go to the albano some call it the toilet i'm going to pee in there right what are you holding but it's what are you i was like i was going to pee okay i was going to pee he was holding his weenie sausage got it piano i mean i was going to pee and the toilet was deathly clogged. Deathly clogged. Still haven't found the culprit to this day, right?

Just trying to plumber it out. You need to think of your actions when the context is about penis. What's the action to plumb something? Just say you tried to get it unclogged. I tried to unclog it, right? I'm trying to unclog the toilet. Wasn't unclog it, right? I'm trying to unclog the toilet. Wasn't unclogging, right? I go to them and be like, I have to pee really bad, but I cannot pee on top of this clogged toilet.

Because it's to that point of almost overflow. Like my floor would have gotten a little bit of potty. You know what I mean? So I go to my friends and I'm like, guys, I have to pee. What do I do? Mama Liv gives me an idea. She goes, go downstairs to the lobby, right? Go downstairs to the lobby.

They probably have, it's a good idea, a community restroom for everybody. I go down there. Shit doesn't work. The door handle just doesn't work. It's late at night. There's no one to call. It doesn't work. I don't know where to pee.

I go back upstairs to my friends. I go, it's locked. What do i do mama live tells me yeah use the sink she goes to the tub she says go to the tub piss in the tub why are you looking at me like that's normal it is y'all y'all pee in tubs you don't piss while you shower yep that's That's exactly what I told you, Rhett. You piss when you shower? Oh, 100%. You piss in a pool?

I can't swim. I don't go in pools. Yeah, he's definitely afraid of water. Wait, what? I can't swim. I don't go around water. His whole vibe changed. What the fuck do you mean you don't swim?

I don't understand it. No, he's like terrified. I'm talking like back... You don't swim? Isn't your dad white? He is a Caucasian male. Okay, so I feel like... Did you not take swim classes or anything?

Hell no. You didn't have like a private swimming tutor? Right. No. No, we didn't have a private swimming tutor. No, I ain't never get swimming classes, but I'm literally like the low-key black Michael Phelps. But I don't get it.

I don't get the point of swimming. I'm low-key a fucking dolphin. Wait, what? You know... What do you mean you don't get the point of swimming? Okay, what do you do in there? You get in there, you're wet, right? Splash around. Whatever.

Put your head under. You see a floating band-aid going across. Little Timmy just shit three meters away from you, and then you get up. Okay, well, you're in nasty-ass pools and stuff. You've never been to a beach. Kim, you went to a beach cam you went a nice ocean private school you were an ass to school yes you did you were a bow tie i never never owned an ascot wore a bow tie once didn't look good on me so i stopped that

never went to private school but i don't understand i don't understand the fun of pools because every time i get out i just want a cold sandwich you were as a big head ass little kid weren't you i just envisioned like a big ass head with a little bitty ass neck like that's just what it gives bobble neck pain like just and did you were you in the band because i heard you say you weren't popular earlier no i was not in the band he was in journalism and he wore a tail to school yeah you you remember the tail face no bitch you were furry no not a fur it was like furriesries. Like just a little clip on tail. He had a duct tape wallet, suspenders. You remember the cat daddy, right? The cat daddy?

Yeah. So the super skinny jeans with the Supras and the studded belts with the suspenders on them. Nah, bitch. I used to rock some Supras. Come on, though. I wouldn't touch it. Yeah, you're better than me. I wouldn't touch it. And then a little tail. You get a little tail. It was like right where your ass is? No, you put it on this like belt loop to the right. Right on the hip. You got a little tail it was like right where your ass is no you put it on this like belt loop to the

right right on the hip you got a little hip you have like the the elmo shirts like the truck fit hat like i wore a bit he bought a skateboard doesn't know how to skate he was that type of kid 45 silly bands up the arm bedazzled blazers for presentations about saddam hussein it's a fact i had a bust of Saddam Hussein. He made a paper mache Saddam. And I had a bedazzled blazer talking about him. It was a lit presentation, 98. Coach Welch's class, 7th grade.

How you doing? Stop winking. 98, Olivia. God damn it. Just stay on the blue. Stay on the blue. La la, bitch. We on the green.

Stay on the blue, Santa. Stay on the blue. I love you, baby. I love you, baby. Yeah, no, yeah. That was blue. Stay on the blue. La la, bitch. We on the green. Stay on the blue. Stay on the blue. I love you, babe. I love you, babe. Oh, yeah. No, yeah. That was the kind of kid I was. I don't understand swimming.

But you were a bigot-esque kid. I had a good-sized skull. He also... I forgot to mention, he also had hair that went down to the middle of his back. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Like a Troy Polamalu-esque. Somebody talked to your bitch. Yeah. No, yeah. Like a bunch... Every time I... The rest of the girls are like, Hey, when are your titties developing?

You're like, what's that? Like, girl, you got the mustache? She's like... Fain's like, I'm a boy. Hair behind the ear. I'm a boy. I got that a lot. Like this and then this.

Twirling the tail. Right. Oh my God. I don't like how every time we have somebody else on the podcast, everybody just gangs up on me. It's not even a... Oh, and here he go playing his damn innocent car. gangs up on me. It's not even a... Oh, and here he go playing his damn innocent card.

Yeah, victim card. It's not even a gang. It's he has now been... Your information has been unleashed on him all in one sitting. It's hard to take. I'm not going to lie. I get doses week by week.

We do this segment. Called Dr. P. Oh, you're going to love it. You know Dr. P. Yeah. p yeah you definitely know dr p you can help dr p you can be my secretary a guest doctor don't touch i thought i was a secretary well i can be your treasury sure i don't i don't have treasure you just struck me and i'm taking you to hr i am hr here we go sing it with me. Come on. You were there. Dr. P. Dr. P.

Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. There we go. I'm so sorry, Lord. I'm sorry. I tried to do the harmony, but you couldn't find your note, so that's why we struggled

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uh dear dr p hello this is this week's segment. Chosen at random. Let's see. Oh, God. The caption is, I'm toxic and I don't care. That's what I like to hear. This is from a female sending in. Dear Dr. P., I really like this guy, but I don't know if he likes me. I want to be with him so bad, but I think he has a girlfriend.

I have dreams about him all the time. And if he has a girlfriend, I dreams about him all the time and if he has a girlfriend i want to break them up right now we've been friends for a couple of years now but i've always thought he was fine and now i have the biggest crush on him and i don't know if i want to tell him i like him so how do i break them up right now yes and then do i tell him i like him yes i want you to go first okay what is your advice to this to this hopefully lovely young woman don't be a homewrecker i'm like don't go in there wrecking homes if the home ain't broken now if you see that it's a crack in the glass, you know, for example, Mama live in Cam's marriage, stable household. The concrete ain't bending now if you go to um payton hold on in his hand that's not a stable relationship the glass is breaking it is cracked it is shattering so therefore if it's a relationship

like that you can step in and encourage like you know you deserve better don't tell him it's yourself yet because that's the turnoff won't do that but you deserve better. Don't tell him it's yourself yet because that's a turn off. Wouldn't do that. But you deserve better for yourself. You shouldn't have to deal with that. And then once you get that, you know, you're right. Boom. After he goes, you say, hey, can we go to coffee?

Yeah. Dropping jams. I like that a lot. You know what I say? That relationship. You know what you do? You go right in there. You leave breadcrumbs. You know what I say That relationship You know what you do You go right in there You leave breadcrumbs You know what I mean

Dr. P's a little toxic I see You know what I mean You leave breadcrumbs You know what I mean You get alone with the boyfriend Right And you tell

Hey Oh girl You know You really like her He'll be like Yeah what you mean That's my girl Okay cool cool cool

Act like you don't And then You leave that breadcrumb In his mind He'll be like Why'd she ask me that? She feeling it? You're sadistic. Hey, sorry son.

The doctors are working on it. Leave that breadcrumb. You know what I mean? Oh, why she asked me that? He's only thinking about that. And you pull back a little bit. You know what I mean? Pull back.

She was giving me all this attention. Why she pull back? The attention. And then right whenever he starts getting hungry why are you hungry all right he said why is she asking that there's a couple breakfasts then you give him a little a little play with the earlobe oh you're sick little bastard right a little extra winks you know i mean you go to his highlights on his instagram story you like it the old ones you like them old highlights.

Right. I don't like that face. It's Dr. P. It's not Peyton. It's not me. It's Dr. P. Because we know, we know that these hoes want to play.

Because, bitch, if you go low, I'm going to hell. I'm going to like your daddy highlights. When he was a freshman in high school. Bitch,

I'm going to like him when he made Varsity because that's how good he was. All I'm saying is, I feel like she's justified in having these feelings. I feel like he might be giving her some of the, you know what I mean? Some thoughts. To make her able to have those thoughts. No, some bitches are just crazy and they envision those thoughts that just aren't present. I want those girls.

I like a little crazy. I want a girl to be watching me eat dinner. You know what I mean? And say, how can I poison this? You know what? But I like that. That means you care. I don't like anybody that's too cool.

You are ass backwards. No, no. Yes. You like crazy. No, the fuck I don't know. You're pointing fingers at me. She likes crazy. Somebody has to like you like crazy. No, I don't know. You're pointing fingers at me. She likes crazy. Somebody has to like you like crazy.

I used to. Yeah, it's fun. I used to be crazy. You don't marry crazy. Yeah, but I'm... No one wants to marry me. They see my lifestyle. They say, your toenails have a helmet.

You smell like McDonald's. You can't swim. No one wants me. You're peeing tubs that's enough thank you for that i need you around not that fucking bag no they don't nobody wants your ass them toe turtle helmet uh toes get them fixed first we gotta be honest and realistic here it is 2024 clean the damn steering wheel and then maybe somebody won't show ass.

Throw the damn receipts away. Hello. Clean them damn water bottles. I'm getting a chef. Now what? It's like, it's like I go, he goes from fast food

to just, I gotta have someone cook for me. Just, just cook one chicken. Right. One chicken breast. I set taco shells on fire last time i tried to cook well uh one more to end it would you rather every time you say hi hello

how you doing any introduction you immediately sneeze afterwards or every time somebody asks you a question you have the urge to fart can i get a picture you get approached a lot, so it's always going to be, Oh, you're Markel, how's it going? You're like, hey. Or, Markel, is that you? Yes. I think it's a fair question. Either shitty britches or you're going to be sneezy Washington. Sneezy McGee. Why you snailed me?

The silence. Well, I fart anyway, so probably the sneeze. Oh, wait, you're a farter. Yeah. He farted on the plane today. Here. He stunk up the whole aircraft. We almost had to switch planes.

I saw your kneecaps going to go under the seat. It was so bad. Right. One was in the damn almond and the other... You were sitting like crisscross Indian style. Yeah, we were 35 Right. One was in the damn almond and the other you were sitting like crisscross Indian style. Yeah, we were 35E. We can't afford those

up there at Ushado. You know what I mean? Oh. Yeah. This seems to happen quite often. And you're getting a chef. Priorities.

Right. Let's think to move up to 15 first. You said your kneecaps are bleeding. Yeah, someone else has to make your green beans. Wait, you fly first class all the time? No, no, no. He's like, no, no.

I just get… I get my Delta comfort point. I mean, my Delta SkyMallet's point. So I'm a gold medallion member right now. So therefore, even if I buy basic basic economy they still upgrade me to comfort hello first class yeah it's not my fault i i booked through expedia for our trips why would you do that because you get flying hotel all wrapped in one all wrapped in one package deal cheap or well that's what your ass got that's the problem well that's that 35e

was it what was the airline? American. Yeah. Not a problem. Mages literally love to delay their flights. Every American flight I've been on in the past three weeks has been delayed. And this woman was eating a wretched burrito behind us in the middle of the flight. Oh, that shit was rankin'. It was a burrito. It smelled as if someone was just vomiting.

But it was... No, 100%. And I hate when bitches like that start to talk. It's like, where'd you get a burrito, but it smelled as if someone was just vomiting. But it was... No, 100%. And I hate when bitches like that start talking. It's like, where'd you get a burrito? They gave me a Biscoff and half a Canada Dry. You have a fucking number eight from Taco Bell. What is happening? Sorry.

It's all right. Cam class on the plane lands. All right, guys. That is very, very Caucasian activity. He stands up. He's like, shit. That is... We all Caucasian activity. He stands up. He's like, shit. That is. We all made it.

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, man. He's high-fiving the other person. No, I can see that. All right, guys. One more time for Markel Washington. Thank you so much. The one and only Markel.

Thank you guys so much for having me. It's been a great time. Next time we'll do something for, you'll teach me how to dance or swim on your TikTok or Snapchat or something. That would be great. Honestly, you should just get those turtle helmets cut first. Did I say it looked like you can slide on concrete? What were you about to say, Cam?

I'm never doing another guest on the slide on concrete. No, it literally said he could just run. You know how the soccer players do the knee slide? Yeah, he literally did it on the toes. All righty. Give us a secret code. Okay, secret code is... M-E-U.

Take a guess. Markel eats... Absolutely not. Markel's energy unmatched. Markel's energy unmatched. M- energy on that that's your secret code get your good karma confuse the casuals leave it everywhere leave it on the videos patreon everywhere give uh give some love to markel in the comments he's fantastic we love him see him all uh we're gonna be i don't know when this is coming out but if it hasn't happened already we're gonna be in austin

march 1st it's almost sold out so get your tickets right now get your tickets now markel's gonna be there i will all right guys remember one out of ten koala let's see if you can do it you gotta flip your shoe you gotta flip your hoove up in the air what you gotta flip that hoove up in the air and do what yeah oh that's easy yeah here we go one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to christmas hello what's that it's your turn wait dude wait put it back you didn't tell me yeah it's in like the middle of the sentence he's got One out of ten qualifiers. Don't make it home to Christmas. Hello? It's your turn. Wait, dude. Wait, put it back. You didn't tell me. It's in like the middle of the sentence.

He's got a good point. I told him on cue. Didn't tell him the cue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of our fault. All right. One out of ten qualifiers. Now your long ass foot. Damn turtle helmet.

Hell of a damn helmet. Raggedy ass. We'll see you next time. Finger on his toes. I'm starting to think It's your aim Right One more time

You know I threw bitches Not shoes Peyton let me throw ya Wait Dude my panties Are twisted up Right now

I can grip A lot of things Get it Oh no He said come here Right Get over here. Wait.

I can grab you. One second. Dude, wait. Just chill. Just chill. Come here. Come here, dude. Come here.

Paige, come here. How is that possible? It literally felt like somebody just went... Just snatched your ass up. Oh, we're still recording. All right, guys. Thank you. See you next time.

Oh, man. Oh, there we go. Got it.