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Episode Date: May 8, 2023

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We got co-host Cam back in the studio! Make some noise! I like your, I like your role. Sorry, I just got punched in the throat. By who? This, it's, look at it, it's going up. Raise it up. It's going up in the throat. But who? Look at it. It's going. Raise it up. It's going for the throat.

It needs to be back off. You need it back off. Let's see if Cam knows his technical skills. Oh, no. You're already wrong. It's lefty loose. I was in the scabs. No, it's already loose. Obviously, it's already loose.

Higher, higher, higher, higher. And then tighten that, John. Tighten it. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. Yeah, I got some grippers on me. Oh, no, you do. You do got a gripper. I do got a gripper. I like your leg cam I like the blue with the

blue with the white with the white with the blue the white and the white it's a scary night your voice is angelic it calms me when I go to sleep yeah angel of chaos but not speaking speaking of sleep i as a weird thought people that sleep i because i walked out of my dad taking a nap people that people that sleep with their arms crossed definitely spent time in prison he's definitely he's lost his freedom before bro i used my mom used my mom would actually physically get mad at me the way i would take naps i swear to god i would take naps like this like you're dead i was dead i would literally go like this or like this and she would wait she'd get home from work and i'd just be asleep on the couch like this and she would wake up she's like please stop going to bed like that yeah it's a bad visual

no one likes that it literally it's like i'm in a casket but i i get that uh prison though if you sleep like this that's definitely the opening scene to like a netflix original that's about jail like if a guy's like this in his prison bed and then he's about to fight in the self like for some soap or something that he doesn't need to drop but anyway um yeah we're getting more pg-13 on here no speaking of pg-13 no i just i have a bruise where is it would you get it from Bubba? I don't know I don't like it You know people listen bruises on white people are like green and they're like yellow and they don't look good

You know he's like bananas what we age like bananas That's kind of accurate because what a banana get they get like those brown spots and white people do Bro we look like tortillas when we're like 48. It's like there's like brown spots, wrinkled skin. Hey, but that's why I got me a queen, bro. I literally used to wash my face with, what's that one? Water. That was literal water.

And I was just like clean. And she was like, oh God, no, here's a serum. Here's a vitamin c serum after that you're gonna let that dry you're gonna go with the under eye cream you don't need bags babe i can't be looking like i'm dating an old man under eye cream after that moisturizer after that you're gonna set it with some spray no but you do have good like like natural genes no i really no i for real for real like i didn't have as bad as acne as some friends and stuff when we were going through puberty not you no i was bad yeah as some friends and stuff when we were going through puberty. Not you. No, I was bad. Yeah, you're for us. But when we were going, like you had to get

medication. But when we were going through puberty, I never had as bad as acne. Like I definitely had my pimples and stuff, especially playing basketball, literally five, six hours a day, every single day. But what did it for me, bro? We had a talk with our, we were at 24 Hour Fitness one day and our, the assistant coach for high school that knew us, obviously came and watched us. He was there, and he said – he was just giving one of those motivational, those vague blanket speeches. You can't be sitting on the couch eating Oreos, watching Flintstones all summer. What you going to do? You going to work?

What are you going to do? Ain't no more soda. Ain't no more cookies. I can't give up the cookies, but I gave up the soda. To this day, y'all know, I don't drink soda. And it's just one of those, it was so weird because I've never had a cold turkey moment like that. I literally gave up soda. Everyone continued to have acne and stuff, and I was just like a clean bean.

But now, sometimes, like whenever we give Cam soda, like Cam sometimes like fiends for soda. Like he's like, can I please, I just want to sip the Diet Coke. And I literally just sniff and get a sip. It's like I need a quick fix. Yeah, it's weird, bro. You can't have it. I'm just like, oh, that's good. We're going to the movies tonight.

Are you going to get a Diet Coke? I'm not getting a Diet Coke. I am. Oh, my God. I used to absolutely. I used to straight up steal my grandma's Diet Coke. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

She would crack one open. She would sit it down she'd take her sip and leave and i would just turn around oh my god now you have a couple of those like every episode see but that shows that my mind's where it's supposed to be because i'm not thinking about that stuff you critter i am whenever you're doing it i think look at the on that critter i think certain things get passed down like what you eat and what you drink oh a million because my dad always had sugar-free red bull and diet coke every day oh my god that's why you're doing it so i'm that way that's why you're the way you are and he would always have crown royal like when he would drink it was crown Crown. I remember one time.

That's a good man. You know me and my crown. Legally, this is a joke and this is for satire. One time I walked into my parents' bedroom and my dad had his Crown glass. It was just like a clear glass with brown in it. And I was fiending for Diet Coke. And so I ran into the room as a kid, probably didn't have no pants on. Mommy, Dad! Mommy, Dad! I was feeling for Diet Coke. And so I ran into the room as a kid, probably didn't have no pants on. Ah, mama dead, mama dead.

Pinned my tail. And I walked in and I saw the Diet Coke. It wasn't Diet Coke. I saw the, what it was, was a crown glass. And I said, ooh, Diet Coke. And I was like. And I said, ah, ah. And I was like, ah.

Like your throat is on fire, bro.ven shout out steven savage he left a baseball game with his dad one day uh like a rangers game pitch black his dad's truck was like old whatever the lights didn't turn on when you open the doors dude he said he was thirsty man reached for his dad's cup took a fat gulp. It was his spit cup from his tobacco. Oh my god Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god I literally I can't even fathom. I did that same thing and it was sweet tea and I almost shit myself Holy shit. And it was tea when I was young. I literally was like Oh He drank he drank Chewing tobacco spit. Oh, you know that shit is nasty dog imagine

drinking somebody's spit but then there's tobacco yeah oh residue in there oh i always had a fear as a kid going to picnics and like that's because i saw a commercial and they were selling these cups or these lids that you put on your diet coke cups and it stops the bees from getting in there okay the bees the big things the picnic you go to a bee farm how many bees have you seen a lot of bees you've seen a lot of bees in your existence bees are very populated everywhere then why is everyone screaming save the bees save the bees satire no conspiracy no i've i might have seen nine bees my whole life are you nuts where'd you grow up the city yeah i've seen nine every time i see i'm like oh that's a damn bee touch some grass you've never seen a bee okay i chewed an ant before but i've never seen a bee

oh no that's it's That's a weird this that's probably one of the weirdest days my life. I was trying to win over two friends I just so so during the summer. I used to go to my grandma's house I packed a bag I'd stay there for a week a new family moved in across from her two kids same age as me They had Yu-Gi-Oh cards. They play they played basketball they had toy swords i was like those oh my god those are your idols match made in heaven so i go hey can we please be friends please accept me hey can i be your friend we go out one day and they're like they're way more rough around the edges than me like they're way country and like the only time i was in grass and doing

riding lawnmowers and shit was like riding lawnmowers was like like a thing not like for sports but i'm saying you ride your grandpa's lawnmower no you go about four miles an hour you'd ride the lawnmower you'd mow the whole acre that wasn't an activity i fell off on that one too i thought my leg was gonna get chopped off this is taking a weird turn anyway we were out we were we were like sitting by this tree because we were hot and i remember they were like because the one kid was one year older. The other one was two years younger than me. And he was like, let's make a pact, whatever. And I was like, oh, God.

I was like, it's witchcraft. And he picks up an ant. He hit a you. He whoopsie-daisied me. Oh. Faked me out. Tell me why I grabbed an ant and I put an ant in my mouth. How did it taste?

Did it give you a sting? Oh, because I could chew it. Maybe. I put the ant in my mouth how did it taste did it give you a sting oh because i could chew it maybe i put the ant in my mouth and i said and i spit it i was like no i was like no no but speaking speaking of that i had this weird thing as a kid when i would ride in golf carts i would always jump out when they're moving all right tom cruise was mission impossible no let's let him park it no no, no, it was for the- It was probably going a mile an hour or two, and you're just like- No, it was for the attention.

I don't know why. Well, my dad would always go on golf trips with his buddies. It would be like four or five golf carts full of grown men, and I would be the weird kid with the rat tail in the back of my dad's. I was about to say one of the meanest things ever, bro. No, I can't. No. I literally was about to say your of the meanest things ever bro. No, I can't. No. I literally was about to say your dad didn't want to come.

Like they're like, Mark, what the hell is that thing right there? And he's like, let's just go tee off. I had a studded belt suspenders on. Jeff Hardy sleeves. No, but dead ass. So once it hit top speed, I was always waiting for it to hit top speed. And it was going down a hill. And I'd be like, this is my time.

And I would always like tuck and roll out of the golf cart. And I would hit a bunch of rolls. And everybody had to stop. I'd be like, someone's got to go get Peyton. Like this was an active thing. And I had to have a sit down. oh my god what no finish it was an active thing and i had to have a sit down with my mom and my dad they're like you have to stop jumping out of the golf cart bro you just unlocked a memory that i have absolutely forgotten about

for at least 10 years at least 10 years 25 at least 15 years bro oh my god at my family reunion and we did it every year i don't don't ask but we did it every year that's fine i was 10 years old oh my god i was 10 years old my family reunion where it's uh over in like lake texoma and i'm driving down this crazy hill with my dad on bikes okay but i didn't have like a mountain bike it wasn't a mongoose it wasn't like a geared bike where you really have control it was like a bike where if you pedal forward you're going yeah you go backwards to hit the brake right i'm going down this hill that had to have been 30 degrees like this thing was no not 30 doesn't matter it doesn't very very downhill very steep and i oh my god I literally hit the brake and I'm going down, but it's so steep. I'm like flying down this hill.

And my dad was on, obviously a grown man bike has way more control and he's just laughing at me. And I literally thought I was going to fall off this bike to like my, like your death. Tell me why I started screaming at the top of my lungs. Oh my God. I literally was like, I was going down this hill. And I was like,

just screaming, bro. But like in hindsight, like if I was a fly on the wall, I guarantee we weren't going that fast at all. But very being young and like going backwards. The only thing you do, like there's no extra stop here.

Handbrake here, front tire here. I literally was just like, and I was going. Everything's 10 times scarier as a kid. Oh my God, I was terrified. But as an adult, and this is probably a fear I should add as a kid, but I never had this fear. But now as a grown adult, I have this fear. Now I have a fear of being kidnapped everywhere I go. I have a fear of like a white van pulling up. Somebody throws a mask over my face like getting the van everywhere.

You have a fear of being kidnapped. I have the biggest fear of being kidnapped. Top tier fear. You are huge. What do you mean you have a fear of being kidnapped? Dude, but I'm still here. You're 24. What do you have, enemies?

Why do you have a fear of being kidnapped? I feel like somebody wants me. You're enormous! It would take a small, like, like a militia to get you in a van. How the hell- Dude, that just pissed me off. That's not a fear of yours? No!

A fe- I would- Get the fuck- What do you mean? You're a grown-ass man and you're big. How do you, what are they gonna do? Grab me. Grab you.

Put some zip ties on me, say shh, shh, shh. Some zip ties and whisper in your ear, if you don't use your nugget, hit their, break the motherfucker, break his nose, elbow the next guy, and then at the end of the day, literally go hey Just scream like that's that's one thing. I never understand like this is not getting on to anybody that's been kidnapped I hope the cut you have it take that such a wide variety No, but I hope you haven't but like why don't you yell?

That doesn't help though and another thing I've always said and I swear to god If someone tries to grab you I would literally go like this I'd go I would just drop my weight I would literally Drop my How are you afraid of being kidnapped? I don't know but like I'm not afraid to get in

Like if somebody were to try to Oh my god you're sweating This is making you Oh my god I don't have a fear of like If somebody were to try to jump me I'm fine with that Like I'm not scared of that

That's scarier to me I don't know why you're not gonna kidnap me you're not kidnapping no I just unless you take a beaver tranquilizer to my neck you're not yeah if it's a little it's like then I'm just you can't do shit I'd be like I feel like that's a rational fear I'd be like oh no there's not that many bees no I just have a fear of like, I'm checking into a hotel, right? And I'm walking into the front door and then a white van pulls up real fast. Goes, skrrr. And then like three dudes jump out, all black. One of them grabs my legs.

Now I'm up in the air. What are you, John Wick? I don't know. That's why I'm not vulnerable. Bro, you are enormous. Yeah. How the hell is it? First off, if a white van pulls up, that's your first warning.

You go, I don't like that. Why is it so fast? Why is it so white? It's eggshell white. And why did you stop with so much force? Second, three guys jump out. You start walking the other way. Nope.

Nope. Nope. But when I'm scared, I shut down. You do. And that's not a good trait. I feel like I can't control my hands or feet. So if three guys walked up to you and were like, run it. What's up? I'm fine with that. Let's do it feet. So if three guys walked up to you and were like, run it. What's up?

I'm fine with that. Let's do it. Exactly. But three other guys trying to grab. But if you're trying to de-home me. I literally almost punched the shit out of Dragoon just to show you what, like. But if you're trying to move me to a new location that I don't know, that's the scary part. You fight for your life.

No, but I can't. Mike Tyson, bite that son of a bitch's ear off. Give me a break. You're so hot. Why are you hot? Like, so say somebody came in here. Say somebody came in here, kicked the door in and said, Peyton, come here.

Grabs me by my mouth and grabs my feet. That's what I'm saying. Like I'm like a hog. Unless there's machinery involved, you're not, you, another man, is not physically taking me somewhere else that I don't want to go. You're not going to pick me up and put me in your car. It's not the people that scare me. It's the situation that scares me.

I don't want to be rehomed. Peyton. Peyton. I don't want to be displaced. You are a grown-ass, large man. I am big. But I'm scared. Oh, my God.

I'm scared. That's why you'd get kidnapped before me. They can sniff it on you. They can literally, because you're walking out of the store like this. Like, they can see. They can see the frailness. That is unbelievable. Dude, yeah.

I've had, for you to be kidnapped, it would literally take, like, wizardry. It would take, they would have to put a spell on you, bro. Someone would have to pull up in an identical jeep not me you maybe you okay a more rational fear a more rational fear is leaving said grocery mart whatever grocery what am i what the hell they're giving ptsd the grocery mart he said whoa just screaming in the grocery mart. You need to get back in the church. I hope she's still alive. But, sorry. A more rational fear is getting in your car after leaving somewhere, and there's someone in the car. Like, you forgot to lock it.

Oh, that is scary. And you go, and then there's just a zip tie at your neck. Well, that's a new fear for me. Drive. No. If somebody were to be in my backseat, now every time I get in the car, I'm like, who the fuck's in here? I'm giving you a warning.

Get out. I'm just going home. No, if somebody's in my car without invite when I get in there, we're both wrecking. We're both out of there. Oh, 100%. I said that all the time. I'm hitting the reverse and we're going straight to a wall, bro

If someone again if machinery is involved that's different because in any moment they can end me No, they just get a wire and they're giving me a slight choke almost to where you like it But a slight just that just just enough to where it's not Enough to where you don't it's not enjoyable, but they're really taking the air out Yeah, and they're like drive here take this left I would slam us right into a wall. Yeah, I would literally I'd slap another car I would slam into another car and hope to God. I don't like injure them There's no there's no way I listen to your instructions like this is Simon says when I'm being interrogated held hostage Yeah, I'm just gonna go where to next no I go. Oh you said left

All right, and I literally rip a right smack into a wall. And then as soon and hopefully, I'd probably get more damage. Cam loves these scenarios. Maybe I just break check his ass. Break check him at the same time I let the seat down. It pushes him back. And I literally just start throwing backwards John Bones Jones elbows. 12 to 6.

You know what we should do? You can tell Cam loves this. What we should do on Patreon is have like a survival course of Cameron. Oh, yeah. Take her through different scenarios and be like, how do you get out of this? It would be so funny. But I do have a fear of a lot. This is a very fearful episode.

Yeah, what's going on? Is it Halloween? I have bad... You know I have bad social anxiety. Very. But it comes out at weird times when I think I'm okay. Oh, no. have bad social anxiety very but it comes out at weird times when i think i'm okay so i was having a little angst and i was in my home i was in my apartment i was like i'm hungry i need food but i can't leave my quadrant because if i do i will be attacked so i was like i can't

leave my home but thank god they made a thing called door dash right god so i ordered pf chang's through door dash right normally they bring it up to my apartment knock on the door i don't have to have any social interaction they take a picture of at my door i just take it in thank god no human interaction this dude must have been new on the job he calls me i've never had door dash call me no i don't no i don't like that already and he goes hey payden i can't make it up to the to the door because it's like locked i can't get through through the gate You just come down and meet me. No worry. Take the food back Actually not hungry So I said fuck man, this is what I was trying to avoid so I say, okay, man

I'll be there in a second. I put on like like army gear like I put on a vest do it I like a holster. I was so pretty So I mustered enough courage up to go downstairs to go grab my food sad bro i go downstairs and i'm like i'm scared he pulls up in a blue in a blue fiat right or he said he calls up in a white van he called me said i'm i'm in a blue fiat i'll be there in a second and i said perfect i get out to the parking lot and i'm just standing there there's no blue fiat i where, where is this guy? I see a truck pull up to me and he pulls up right in front of me and he's just looking at me. And I'm like, that's not a blue Fiat. You don't have my food. You

don't have my PF Changs. He just keeps staring at me. And then I look at him back and he goes, move. I'm like, what? I looked, no, I looked down. I'm in an empty parking spot he was trying to park where I'm standing now anxiety's at level 100 I'm like sweating it could have been winter you're sweating at this point like I'm the worst human being to ever exist I suck so now I'm scared I'm frantically like my feet can't stay still like I'm like this like doing cone work ladder drills I see the blue fiat pull up he's like payton i'm like give me the damn food he's like whoa man you give me the food it's like don't ever talk to me i go up my stairs right i'm going up my stairs and i see a guy come down oh no that

i've made small talk with before and we'll get into that because i suck at small talk i see a guy come down and i open the door for him on the third floor for some reason for some reason my brain was like he's gonna he wants to leave out of the third floor door so I'm holding the door for him but I don't make eye contact with him because I don't want to talk so I'm just go go go through the door and I'm not looking at him and I don't hear him move through door three look at the third floor door I don't see him move out. Don't tell me you're just sitting there blocking. All I feel is a tap on my shoulder.

Oh no. He looked, I look, I look at him and he goes, Hey man, move. I'm trying to get down. I'm like,

fuck bro. I'm sorry. At that point, you're just like, you just run up the stairs and go back exactly like how we from binge-watchers it's exactly brother that lives in the closet he pulls the keys are out of the Sun he's like Richie so out at this point I like hate myself I hate my sister I feel when I get like

this I I fucking you look at mirror, it's just a clown. I can't cry though. And so, I'm like, I gotta go upstairs. I have two more flights of stairs. I'm on the third floor, I'm on the fifth. Just run them, run them. Hills. Well, as soon as I start walking up and I'm contemplating my whole life, I'm just like, dude, I suck.

Why am I bad in these situations? I swear to God, this is how I get. And then, I hear somebody coming up the stairs behind me and i'm like no more humans please god no more and i look it's this big ass dude and he's coming up the stairs and i'm like no i swear to god i run i i swear to god cam like no podcast i run up the stairs but you know i can't control my body when I'm scared. Very frail, a lot of movement, a lot of length. So I'm running, but I miss a step. I go, boom, hit the floor hard as shit.

And he goes, hey, man, you all right? I don't answer. I keep running up the stairs. I swear to God, when I got to my apartment, it took everything in me not to throw my fucking PF Changs at the wall. I was so goddamn mad. I was so goddamn mad Okay, I was like I get up there you just unlock your back

Dude I've never ate so angry Dude I know I literally have to plastic for I put my head in the freezer. Oh Oh my god, I haven't had to put my head in the freezer since i had an asthma attack when i was like nine i literally couldn't breathe my mom was like it shoved me in there i was like uh yo you have asthma yeah you didn't know that you didn't know i had asthma i had two inhalers. Bro, I took breathing treatments for like three years. I swear to God, I had a whole machine. I had it to such a high age, I knew how to work the machine myself.

I would pour the liquid in, plug the machine in, connect the tubes, crank it, and I'd be getting the gas. You had asthma, dog? I still have asthma. I mean, I haven't had it in about a decade, but yeah. If you pull an inhaler out in front of me, I swear to God, it's over. I had two inhalers I had a breathing of treatment machine where you'd I'd sit there just be like smoking something I don't know I was just I was like you hot boxing like medicine no yeah 100% you you you had an inhaler right I spent a lot of time in the freezer. You counted on your fingers how long it took to... Yeah, I swear.

You literally have to go... Yo. Yo, I did not... I've known you for so long, bro. You had asthma. It's not a habit. I mean, I have it, but it's not... It doesn't affect me anymore.

You are soaking wet. Oh, my God god your face is red Bro I had to check my inhal swear. Dog, I'm about to pass out, dog, for real. No, I swear. Yo, what the fuck? I'm not kidding. How did I not know this, bro? Yeah.

Yo, I swear to God, Kim, if one day, I did not know this, I swear to right now, if one day we were just working out and I saw you pulling an inhaler out of your pocket, dog, you would have to call the ambulance, bro. Oh. I swear. i might still have it hell i don't know yo i can ask lisa how the hell did this go under me look for the breathing treatment look for any a picture maybe live did you know that what the hell yeah you need to live live throw me paper towels throw the paper towels. Throw the paper towels. Find one. He is soaking wet.

I can't look at him. Can I have the fan for a little bit? You're soaking wet. Fan, you need to have an icebox. You need to have a shower. Is that going to be a new joke? Yeah. Oh.

Yo, LASIK and asthma is crazy. I don't have LASIK, but I do have asthma. No, hey, the best was like your traditional freezer where it's up at the top and stick your head in but my grandparents had a deep freezer like the big one this looks like a casket almost like do not do not do not I knew it was coming. Don't you dare. Come on. Stop that. Don't. Do not. Do not put that on. What the hell is happening here? Do not put that on me.

Don't put that on me. Do not put that on me. You just rubbed your sweaty nutsack, your testicles, with that paper towel. Do not throw it on me. Please make your ass act. Yeah, I probably would. I probably need an inhaler. No. No. Oh. You ever had like... Do not throw it on me. Please make your asthma act up. Yeah, I probably would. I probably need an inhaler. Don't-

No! Oh. You ever had like- STOP! Why are you sniffing it? You ever had queso? S- Queso with beef on it?

I don't know what that tastes like. Holy shit dawg, that was the funniest thing that's ever happened bro. You have asthma, dawg. You have asthma. Why is that so funny because i just didn't know yeah holy shit that's the hardest sweating that's the hardest no it's the hardest i've laughed in like a year bro oh my i gotta rewrite the live show your belly button looks like taco meat dude Dude, I gotta bathe, dog.

Oh, my God. Holy shit. All right. No, okay. I suck at small talk. Yeah. Obviously. I've had a whole panic.

I put my head in it. What? You put your head in it. Because you couldn't breathe. Yeah, I used to have to. I'd either put my head in the freezer, or my mom would get mom would get one of those ice pack things and slap it on my chest. Yo, dog. Thank you for sharing that.

That is the funniest shit I have ever heard. It's really... Asthma. It could be anybody else. And I wouldn't lie. But the fact that it's you having asthma. What? You don't have issues.

I have asthma. You got the immune deficiency. You've been making fun of me. asthma. You got the immune deficiency. You've been making fun of me. No, you have the immune deficiency. I can still run a good mile. Easy. You have artificial breath. No, I used to.

I had to have my lungs need help. Okay, that's so funny. My lungs needed a stim. No, yeah, the fact that small talk led me to put my head in a freezer is insane. Just think about what you just said. I couldn't breathe, so I went to the freezer. Small talk is what made you literally have, like, on the brink of a panic attack. Small talk shouldn't be that hard.

Small talk's not that hard. I suck at it. You can't, though. Like, just go. Let's just make a set out of it make a Rendezvous, I don't know small talk. Are we practicing? I'm a random person at the dam at the bit local bakery Excuse me sir. Oh, how's it going fine? What am I so okay side I do like this I contact me

Try again all right. Hey, how's it going bud? We're still the bakery I'm getting hot please help wait go again. Yeah, no, we're at the bakery Hey, what what is that scone you have right there? I see it looks real nice like what flavors it? Been uh I've never had a scope before to something a different fruit different treat. What's a skull? Hey, that cinnamon roll looks really nice man man well is that an aisle four or five i thought we were at the bakery damn it i'm panicking you gotta make it easy all right okay how's your day going hey what's up dude hey what the go that's your part you just you say, hey, back to that. Sure. I literally said, how's your day going? You went, hey.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Hurry up. No, slow down. Oh, my God. Maybe you should start. Okay.

That would never happen. No, it would never happen. All right. Say we bump into each other. Oof. I'm sorry. My bad, man. Sorry.

No, you're good, man. You're good. You too. You're fine too. All right. Hey, you're good, man. You're good. You too. You're fine too. All right. Hey, are you? I think I've seen you around, bro. Your face looks real familiar.

I have a podcast. Yeah, that's what it is. You're on TikTok, right? And like everything. What's it called? It's maybe you should think. Oh, no. What is it?

It's yours, right? Yeah. What is it? It's yours, right? The podcast? Yeah, what is it? What's it's name? Yeah! What's the name of the podcast? You should know. Why are you crying, dude?

I'm scared. Bro, hey, calm down. I'm not- Don't touch me. Oh, I didn't mean to- I didn't mean- we're just in a bakery. I was just- What was your question? Bro, are you okay? No.

Why? You're actually crying. What's going on? I'm scared. Okay, dude, I won't talk about your podcast anymore. Are you waiting in line or are you just standing there? I'm not sure anymore. But you, are you checking out?

Are you buying food? I don't want to anymore. I want to go. Are you, is someone hurting you? Are you okay? Small talk is so scary. I want to go are you look are you is someone hurting you are you okay? I don't want to play this game If I saw that in person I would literally push you to the ground I would shove you to the ground and I would save our conversation. I don't play this game anymore

I would sit we're not playing a game. We're a bakery. Are you okay? Oh? You can't even give me the decency to speak? What's your problem, dude? I don't want to fight. You got something to say, buddy? You want to go? And then I'd beat the talk shit out of him. I could do that.

That's your problem. You'd go from frail to just a scared dog is a scared dog. Exactly. Don't put a small dog in a corner. What? That's not it. You put Ruby in a corner, she's out of there. I love Ruby so much.

She is out of there. Oh. Can I tell you a story? Actually, do you do this? My mind's scattered. We should have done the small talk at the end. Oh, my God. Whenever you eat a burger.

No. Do I? If you have a burger, you need to relax. You need to take like three When you have a burger Do you do this too? This is a weird thing I do with my burger, right? When I'm eating a burger

Mine has pickles on it Because I enjoy pickles on burgers You put your tongue under the pickle And scoop it while you're eating Like that You need to stop that hand motion And movement right now. First, oh.

No, deadass, you don't do that with your burgers? Oh, Discord. Oh, Discord. They're going to have a field day. What, you don't do that with your burgers? Oh, Discord. You don't tongue your pickle? I don't tongue my meat patty burger pickle, no.

Wait. I just bite it. So how much tongue is involved in your burger eating? Zero. There's no tongue except inside my mouth with my mouth closed. But the flavor's in it. Why are you tonguing a sandwich? Try it.

No. When you get a burger, put your tongue in. You just hold the burger. Right. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to. Oh! Stop it. Stop it. I'm not going to... I'm not gonna... asthma right now that's what it looks like I did put my head in the fridge imagine Lisa grabbing that big ass ass and saying breathe boy breathe she just have to sit on my chest to maybe drink liquid medicine please camp I can't have another outbreak all about sorry god you

gotta stop I couldn't take medicine I would literally be fighting her swinging my head left to right and she'd have to sit on my chest to try to pour medicine down my mouth and I'd be like stop dude should you go this way cam you were i could tell what kind of kid you were you're a little puss probably it's all right i was you had a little yugioh cards and scared of medicine all right i can't talk to any one guy i had to sprint upstairs and almost throw out my pf changs um who doordash is pf changs first off me what's wrong with that what am i supposed to do with it just go buy groceries i did no you didn't i spent 104 dollars on groceries what'd

you get meals what kind of pre-made from hb i literally bought 140 dollars worth of pre-made meals they're so expensive no they're not they like $13. What meals are you getting? The ones that I get from HB are like $6. The ones that... The fettuccine Alfredo, $6. It's like 42 grams per... The ones that you put in the oven, right? The ones that come in the little...

Right? Those are family meals. Yeah. Those are family size. Yeah. Well, I... Oh, you're a big guy? Big boy.

Big boy? Big boy. Big boy, small rib. Big boy, small rib, small something. Speaking of food, holy shit shit when we were in college right you know i was dating around i was having a good time in college as you should i remember one time i met this extent i remember this one time i met this girl and she was like peyton come back to my place and i said bon voyage of course so i went back to her she had an apartment

at the time right it was oh that's a step up right and so she had a kitchen in there she had her room her roommate's room a living room i was like oh she's doing the damn thing but i went into her room right she had an air fryer on her nightstand oh oh my god that's grimy as hell. And that screams some type of energy. I smelled like grease in her bedroom. I was like, I can't. I can't act under these circumstances.

I can't perform like this. This is disgusting. I can't even sit in here. There's fumes. And she had a big ass flag in her room that said this is your last day oh she was so scary but she was so I was like why do you have an air fryer in here she was like at night I get hungry and so I just and she had like uh imagine being so lazy that you you roll over and open an air fryer and pop in a four pizza mozzarella what and she

and she had it like you know drawers where you open i mean there's underwear in them oh my god she had just like pizza roll bags like rolled up in there so she weren't even cold soggy ass pizza like bed stand air fried pizza rolls are disgusting with your last day flag last day yeah it is your last day with those insides soggy pizza rolls dude i i was gonna call voodoo when you said you walked into a room i was gonna say a big conspiracy like tapestry tapestry whatever maybe a little maybe a little cauldron on the ground she's making potions and shit oh yeah bedside air fryer takes the cake that's bullshit and she should never do she i and that's the first time i learned about crystals because she had one of those big

crystal lights oh and i said, this is so nice. She goes, don't touch my crystals. She goes, you just touched my ancestor. What? I said, you bought that from Five and Below. She's like, no, that was mined from the ancient goals. I was like, you should probably move it away from the air fryer. She's like, don't touch it.

They speak to me through that air fryer. What are you saying right now? Why is it my last day? Is that a pink Himalayan salt over there? What is that? It says eat, pray, love in your bathroom. Put that in the kitchen. Why do you have says eat, pray, love in your bathroom. Put that in the kitchen. Why do you have an eat, pray, love sign in the bathroom?

Put that shit in the kitchen, man. Hey, where's your towels? I air dry. What? That's, mmm. It's like, do you put the lettuce under your bed? Like, why is that hair? No, she's definitely a witch.

She's definitely a sage. She was great. No, she's a sage. I love her. She has level 12 dexterity. Yeah. 100%. She's a sage. Oh her she has level 12 dexterity yeah 100 percent oh shit uh oh my god did you have this thought as a kid i cannot be the only person that had

this thought as a kid you might piss okay our childhoods were different but i was at least reasonable you were and you were living in damn fairyland oh my god okay when you first found out about colored tvs right whenever your parents would be like hey when it whenever I was a kid We didn't have colored TVs. Everything was black and white Okay, did you ever think like I used to think whenever the TVs were black and white? Did you ever think the whole world was black and white back then? No, I cannot be the only one you you You just asked me if I thought earth was black and white.

I thought so too. I did not think that. That's stupid. No, and I asked my dad. I was like, so whenever you were like, when did you first get color? Like what was the day whenever the grass was green? So one day you just go like this. Oh, I have red shorts on.

No, but when I was born, we had colored tvs you think color was invented in like the 50s i thought so i thought so all of color maybe you didn't think that not for a not for a literal second of my life okay but i was thinking it doesn't make sense why is the tvs black and white then if the world isn't black and white so i thought one day like somebody created it color i cannot be the only person who thought this way so you thought one day van goes just sitting there like color i don't know how it happened maybe technology i don't know that's so bad that is idiocracy you know a lot of people have thought this i can guarantee it i can't be the only person who's thought this i hope to God y'all didn't think that.

That's a good thought. No, it's not. Are you sure? A black and white earth. Yeah, maybe. Nobody. No, nobody. Never.

It's a serious conversation I had with my dad. That's so damn stupid. I hope your dad just smacked you in the back of the head. That is stupid. I had a crisis when that happened. I was like, wait, what? You're like bro there's no way there's no way there's no way that's so bad like so you just think

so humor me grass at one point in your mind back in the day was gray yeah black and white not gray but like in white are you ludicrous bro now i understand that was a mistake yeah back then big mistake big great thought back in the day mistake like trying to hold in a poop on a road trip big mistake i can hold my poop for about nine hours it's you were one of the kids that didn't poop at school never oh my god if i had to shit i'd literally say hey i gotta go poop and i'd go make sense you're the guy that as a grown man bare ass at 7-eleven toilets doesn't get to 7-eleven you're like fucking why do you that as a grown man bare asses 7-Eleven toilets. I don't bare ass 7-Eleven. You are fucking. Why do you lie? Okay.

No, I bare ass them, but I clean them first. I don't nest it. You don't clean it, Cam. That's not cleaning. I take the toilet paper. I scrub down everything. That's not cleaning. What do you think is in the toilet paper?

Like bleach? No. You're just moving it around. But there's not going to be loose urine on my butt. That's a wild sentence. That's insane sentence. Loose urine. There's no loose urine. Urine. Spit. Nothing. Poop particles. They're all gone. That's an insane sentence. Loose urine. There's no loose urine.

Urine, spit, nothing. Poop particles, they're all gone. They're in the toilet, and then I bare ass to the seat. It gives your ass integrity. It builds up your immune system. Jesus Christ. That's why you can't run a mile without huffing and puffing. You're the one that has artificial breath in their lungs.

My lungs needed a Kickstarter every once in a while. One day I was out, and I had to get a hit off my friend. Oh, my God. Y'all were doing a puff and pass yeah i had the shit puff puff pass that's why you would do that now it makes sense count to 10 that makes sense before college games we had a fridge in our locker room before every game are you would be like, Hey, guys, y'all go warm up one second. And he would go like this in the fridge.

That makes sense. Are you nuts? No. Where was the fridge in our locker room? We didn't even have running water in our locker room. Our carpet was green. We had green carpet, broken wood. Our showers were in storage.

Our nameplates were spelt wrong. The showers had blood at the bottom, crusted. We didn't have running water or paper towels, but we had a fridge in there. Yeah. Come on, dog. Come on, dog. Come on, dog. We had a TV, though.

No, we didn't. Yes, we did. No, we didn't. No, yes, we did. We did not have a TV in there. Cam, were you nuts? Where was the TV at? You know when you walk in, right? Right to the left yeah big ass tv yeah big tv did it work yeah we never had

it our system was bumping oh my god it was great how do you have a great how do you have like a harmon sound system it was just a speaker oh yeah it was just one big there was something where we were plugging into the wall one time no yes i i swear i'm not maybe when i left but maybe there was a legit you know never let me use it uh it plugged into the wall oh it's like an ox cord through the wall we would only play i'm getting eaten alive over here i almost punched in the face i almost gave you a stiff right just a one we would only have the tv on like whenever for like holidays and she would be there like when no one was there but did it work yeah yeah we played esp shit and that's whenever.

Oh, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would be like. Because he'd walk in and be like, Bill Russell could take all of them. Him and old Walt Melody. Shut up. Shut your mouth. You like cereal.

Ooh, cereal fanatic. What's your favorite cereal? Right now I'm going to go with Froot Loops. Ooh, I love a good Fruit Loop. What's your favorite flavor? What? Favorite flavor of Fruit Loops, but what color? That's not a thing.

What do you say? That's not a thing. Colored Fruit Loops? No, they're colored. That's not real life. What are the colors for? Colors. For children.

For decoration? Yes. They all taste the same. No, they don't. Fruit Loops. If Fruit Loops all tasted the same no they don't fruit loops if fruit loops all taste the same that would be honey nut cheerios why do you think there's a fruit flavor dumb ass they're just different colors so you're not eating a box of yellow circles

no yes fruit loops have colors flavor no one's saying they don't have colors they don't have different flavors the flavor is fruit you're saying the green and the purple one tastes the same the exact same there's no difference. Cam. So you mean to tell me a red M&M and a brown M&M taste different? Yes. Holy shit. Holy shit. Wait, are y'all...

Are you, are you... You need, you need trials. Cam, are you nuts? You need clinical trials. The green one's... You need clinical trials. The green one's sour apple. The red one is...

Skittles! Skittles! Skittles have different flavors. No, Fruit Loops. You just said the green Fruit Loop is sour apple. Yes. And the purple one's like berry. I'm about to get struck. Why?

You're about to get struck. I'm right! This one's thunder, this one's lightning. If Fruit Loops, if the colors didn't match the flavor, then it would just be Honey Night Cheerios. Are you stupid? No one said it's just wheat flavor. They can put fruit inside the flavor of the grain there wouldn't be different flavors oh my god who would like eating a box of orange spheres in little

circles that's why there's colors because they're different flavors called fruit loops are you dumb cam that's why whatever like rappers before concerts like i want like i only want red m and m's because they taste like red no because they're a blood and they can't they can't, they can't send trip. That's why they want red M&M's. It's damn chocolate with candy coating. They do different colors. Colored candies. Colored flavored candies. Yo, if you think M&M's and Fruit Loops have... You're pissing me off.

Oh my god. Cam, you're stupid, dog. Cam, are you... Do you think M&M's have different flavors? You think red apples... You... Do you think red apples and green apples are the same flavor? That is an actual fruit. Fruit Lo my god you are you stupid are you dumb i'm really concerned for you are you an idiot cam you just said they think bro that's because people have money and they do stupid shit they can say hey i only want this water hey i only want orange m&ms it's literally a chocolate ball with candy coating different color

I'm talking about Froot Loops food die if I baked you a cake and I literally made two cakes the exact same I dropped red dye in one pink dye in the other they taste the exact same. No, they don't Dye is different than flavor Are you dye is different than flavor? How do you think they get different colors on the cereal? Wait, what? How do they get different colors on the grains in the cereal box? The fruit. So you mean to tell, you think people out there shucking fucking apples

and they're crunching them down, mixing it with wheat and yeast, and they make fruit loops. No, it's the same way they flavor Gatorades. There's a mastermind corporation behind that. If people were having to shuck apples and bananas and oranges and sour apples and grapes. Blend them all down, shove them with a big-ass- You're loud when you're wrong. A big-ass bag of 50-pound bag of flour and flavorings.

You're loud when you're wrong. And you're stupid when you're right. So you're saying red Gatorade and green Gatorade tastes the same oh my god they're actually different flavors oh so they are taking fruits and winding them down in there they're out here juicing the fruit and putting it in that in the cup I'm getting really I answer my question I am getting wet in regions I shouldn't be am Am I doing it to you? No, stop it. You are literally about to anger me. Bro. Answer my question.

What's the question? We're going to do one by one. I answer yours, you answer mine. Go. Ask. Ask. Ask. So you're saying for Froot Loops, they don't use... You look like a pit bull. So you're saying you're saying for fruit loops they don't use them you look like a pit bull

so you're saying that for fruit loops they don't take actual fruits and make the flavors right right you're saying that correct but you're saying they do that for gatorade that's why they're different flavors incorrect you youatic. That's what you just said. You're like, that's because it's actual fruit flavors. No, because there's actually different flavors of the drink. How do you know that? Because you can drink a red Gatorade, and you drink a green one, and they taste different. And you take a green Froot Loop and a red Froot Loop or a purple Froot Loop, they taste different.

Use your brain. You are maddening sometimes. You're stupid, dog. You are maddening sometimes. You're stupid, dog. You are maddening. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. I don't think it is. If I blindfolded you. Right.

And I threw a red M&M right down your uvula. And you sat there and. Red. M&M, tastes good. Then I took a crazy ass one and threw a white one. Yes. Oh, I could definitely tell that one. It's like white macadamia

cookies, which is my favorite. Or raisin oatmeal. Dude, that's obvious. You can taste it. You can sit there with your white macadamia cookies. Who? Don't touch me. Stop it. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what it is?

Pop culture! Payton it is? Pop culture. Payton and Cam. Pop culture with Payton and Cam. Woo. My pop culture is the Met Gala happened. The Met Gala. As our friend Rory said, he said it's famous people's Halloween. Yeah.

I know you saw Doja. Oh, God. She looked good. She looked like a cat. She's an attractive cat. I said, Doja, what do you feel about tonight? How do you think the energy is? Meow. Oh, God. She looked good. She looked like a cat. She's an attractive cat. I said, Doja, what do you feel about tonight? How do you think the energy is? Meow.

I was like, mm-hmm. You need to watch it. Dude, she's beautiful. The only attractive cat I've ever had in my entire life is Nala from The Lion King. I had a crush on her. Nonspawn, take that off. Yeah, I know. You always say that.

But, bro, the Met Gala, if you got invited to the Met Gala, would you go? Sorry, audio listeners, no. You wouldn't go to the Met Gala, if you got invited to the Met Gala, would you go? Sorry, audio listeners, no. You wouldn't go to the Met Gala? Nope. It's, okay, so people always wonder what happens inside the Met Gala, and I'm here to inform you

because a lot of people get their information from us, which is a dangerous thing. A lot of people say, I get my news from the pop culture with Peyton and Cam. Not good, but we appreciate it. Don't go to any of those

or shit podcasts. So, for pop culture with peyton and cam i'm here to give you all insight of what happens inside the med gala i'm not going to say how i know but i do know i actually don't even want you to say that because we could be get we could be bugged right now wired well it's actually an audio recording it's going to be out for millions to hear um this is what happens basically nothing they go inside until this this is what happens this is i nothing. They go inside. Until. Go ahead and say it.

This is what happens. You're about to make me go on a fucking tangent. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Yeah. So this is what happens at the Met Gala. You can't handle the truth. I hate people like you, dog. It's like my biggest pet peeve.

So they get dressed up. They go into this thing thing and it's basically like this big ballroom and there's tables of the most important powerful rich people famous people in the world and it's basically just like a networking thing you're like hey we're super famous and we're super rich what do you do how can i get that to come to my thing it's basically that's how it works or it's like hey let take Instagram pictures. And then they do drugs in the bathroom. That's what happens. And then the food I heard is bad. Now, I would love to go to the Met Gala. I would wear some cool shit.

Like I would wear like a thong to the Met Gala. I'd wear a plain white tee. A plain white Hanes. You have to be super famous to do that. Plain white Hanes till I make it. Plain white Hanes till I make it. You're not wearing plain white Hanes now? Plain white Hanes till I make it.

I would absolutely not go. I would send her a message back and decline it do you know how much the table at the met gala cost i'm gonna go with two hundred thousand dollars around 250 to three hundred thousand dollars but these people the famous people aren't paying for it basically like these designers yeah that are putting these clothes on people are paying for the tables or whatever yeah and uh what's her name anna winthor what's her name the super famous yeah yeah and uh that are putting these clothes on people or paying for the tables or whatever. What's her name? Anna Winthor? What's her name? The super famous? Yeah. So she puts it together. It's a very classy, not classy, but

not classist. It's based on the classes. The top people go. Like the kingdom order phylum? Yeah, I think it's cool. King Philip came over for 1982 in the boat i don't know what i i failed school no you just left but i have uh that's pop my pop culture right oh i got a quizzical for you okay to get you going you're gonna piss me off

you're gonna piss me off where does that dinner happen in a ballroom yeah yeah well i don't understand what you're getting behind closed doors closed doors. You can close the other. Behind closed doors. Yeah. And no one's allowed to record anything. No, there's definitely recordings in there. There's definitely. If you have these.

So basically. No, no, listen. If you have these celebrities, they're closed doors. No, let me. I'm just rebuttaling you. Because you're saying false information. So let me rebuttal you. I'm going to say it, then rebuttal.

No, rebuttal to your fact right now. Let me rebuttal to your fact. I'm going to say it again. Okay. Essentially, at the Met Gala, apparently, we'll let him rebuttal and i'll be hopefully you know taught something so apparently they do the entire ball they're at the whole event they see everyone they walk the carpet they sit at the tables afterwards there's an exclusive dinner huge right where everyone's still in their costumes and whatnot that's apparently where people take off their

costumes not get naked not on some weird stuff. But like. They're just. Some more. Where you can actually move around. Yeah. Where you can actually move. Like what's his face is wearing a big ass cat thing.

That was creepy. But you know what that's for? It's for the theme. Yeah. Yeah. The theme was after this designer. And his designer took that cat everywhere. Oh gotcha.

So you go. Anyway. Apparently after they take off their normal clothing. And they go to this really big. Very rich. Wealthy. Expensive. Only the elitists.

Dinner. No one else is allowed that's all i'm saying so no one was allowed into our party that we had here right correct are we elitist incorrect no like outsiders right the people that were invited could come i'm just saying whenever we have events only the people that we invited could come i'm just saying whenever we have events only the people that we invite can come right correct all right does that make us super like oh we got some shady shit going on no but do we have any circulating rumors and conspiracies about us no because we're not famous enough yes we already have people say i sold my soul don't say it no i'm gonna say it the people say i sold my soul yeah Don't say it. No, I'm going to say it. People say I sold my soul.

Yeah, that's ridiculous. And that's how we got our fame. That's insane. Yeah, it's like once you get to it, people can't fathom like success or like once you get to a certain thing, like, oh, that can't be like hard work or it can't be even nepotism. It can't be that. You've got to be you have sold your soul. And this whole thing, you can't record in there. If you have these celebrities on your if you're in their close friends,

with some of them that were at the Metagalli, I mean, they're close friends on Instagram. Toot my own horn. But I'm just saying to give insight, they record in there. And they just put on their close friends. No, no. I'm also playing devil's advocate. But I don't know.

I'm on both sides. Yes. Do I believe a lot of that is people with way too much time on their hands and definitely have done a little something before they research yes do i also believe there's definitely some crazy evil things at work yes there's that's everywhere though i agree it's everywhere i don't but the thing i don't like is i hate how everything now is a conspiracy like i hate when there's award shows immediately it's like oh look at that look at they move their arm this way and that's what that like that shit pisses me off and now the whole will smith slap huge conspiracy i hate that huge

conspiracy it's just a dude that got mad and slapped somebody apparently he went up there slapped him medical company was a specific one was the one that sponsored the show tons of people drew into them and it took away from something they were actually doing on the back side that had to do with whatnot and there's literally conspiracy about everything i do hate that but some of them are pretty like yeah because you wow yeah if you're a good enough storyteller you take enough drugs you can you can your mind can go anywhere and you can make these things out of everything but let me tell y'all another thing because this is what i like to do i'm like now that i'm in a position where i'm learning more

things and i'm more into the industry and i know more people i have more insight and i'm not going to be those people like i'm hiding from i'm gonna tell y'all how shit works so these these musicians and these record labels they know that these conspiracies are going to come out if they do a performance right any you know like the the um the famous saying is any publicity is good publicity. So they're like, we know people are going to make a conspiracy about it. Let's make some shit where we can sprinkle in something where it's like, make this arm movement and people are going to say it's a conspiracy. And then they're going to clip that, clip that performance and put it everywhere. Now that performance with your song that we need to get engagement is going to be on this site, this site, this site.

And if they want to use it, they have to pay us to use it in their video genius so a lot of this shit is planted so you can you can make these conspiracy videos about it okay another thing and obviously like i already told y'all i was playing devil's advocate but another thing that irks me is when they're like dude then why don't they allow recording stuff it's like bro like i'm sure lebron doesn't want to be recorded when he's having eight to nine drinks. Exactly. As he rightfully can and wants to. Exactly. Because then anything can be held above his head.

Yeah. Like, you don't understand. These people are worth millions and some billions of dollars. They deserve to, like, they can't go to an Applebee's. They have to have these crazy things. Yeah. So they deserve, you know, to have fun too. It's like the other day I saw a video on Twitter of Zendaya and Tomlland eating at a restaurant and there's like people recording them like no one wants that yeah

so yeah no recording no phones and we want to have a good time with that regular people can go to a party get blasted fall out on a couch and you can record it and put it on your story and like snapchat 300 people see it 200 people see it it's like oh suzy went crazy at the party say billy eilish does that she's done everywhere she loses sponsors she loses all sorts of you're a role model for kids and you're getting i'm a regular human i want to get drunk you know what i mean so i did you can tell that this conspiracy shit is like one of my biggest pet peeves but that's pop culture this i think that was the most insightful pop culture that one's not too bad to get your info from the rest of them don't you should know podcast all right bumped if if you got abducted by aliens what was the what would be the first thing you said you made the wrong

choice you're like i promise i'm not worth you. It's like, there's still Oprah down here or something. You're obsessed with Oprah. You're obsessed. Your obsession with Oprah needs to be stopped. She's in my dreams. She's in your nightmares. She's in your dreams. If you got abducted by another species, you're going to bring up Oprah.

No, I'd be like, hey, y'all. You would say y'all made the wrong choice. Hey, y'all messed this one up. And then they'd literally go. And then you'd go what? What would you say to that? No, they'd be like like all humans smell this bad he smells like another meat what is this meat no you say y'all made the wrong choice you're horrible i literally say why i just be like why me why me that kind of

goes hand in hand like no no as the billions of people you pick the worst choice literally been abducted and you still don't have confidence. You've been abducted by an alien species and you're still just like shameful. You're like, you've made the wrong choice. Like, why does his tongue come out so much when he talks? He said, there's a lot of, it's real crowded in there. You need our mouth. No, if I got abducted by aliens, I'd be like, y'all really messed up your first round draft pick, dog.

This is a bad choice. That's all you'd say., I'd be like, y'all really messed up your first round draft, Big Dog. This is a bad choice. That's all you'd say. I'd literally be like, tell me. I'd say something like that. Oh, you would try to take control of the conversation if you got abducted by aliens? No, I'd definitely scream, cry, piss, poop. But then after all four of those, I'd be like, why? Tell me.

What do I need? What? I would be intrigued, kind of. No, no. If I got... You'd be like, no no you made the wrong choice I promise to god someone's like we got Kevin Hart down here if y'all want to like he's a cop what you're like what is comic you say he's a comic you're just like yeah y'all could have got Elon

or something you got Peyton that's a first round pick for them Elon yeah but you got Peyton from the you should know podcast good job He has the marking on his head. He has the spot. He's got that dip. Bro. That's what I'm saying. You've made the whore. Like, what information are you going to get out of me?

What would they get out of you? What benefit? Sweat. Be like, it's so foggy in here. Now he's so hot. It stinks in here. Are all of your beings this slimy? You spent all this time and resources to get Peyton.

Hey, Zilon, I thought the ribs were supposed to be wider. He's so frail. Bro. That's horrible. Why? Are A- Damn it. Yo, you made the wrong choice.

Yeah, you made a horrible decision, guys. Hey, I hate to break it down. I don't know what y'all talked about in the conference room before y'all got here. Peyton should have been on the top of the wrong choice. Yeah, you made a horrible decision, guys. Hey, I hate to break it down. I don't know what y'all talked about in the conference room before y'all got here. Peyton should have been on the top of the leaderboard. I am absolutely not worthy of first round pick. That's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, my God.

No, I'm dumb. Stop. No, I'm an idiot, though. I dropped out of school. I barely got through high school, guys. I do a podcast. Send him back. Get someone else.

No, yeah, I'm dumb. That's bad. Speaking of you being dumb thank you speaking of you being dumb you pissed me off the other day this man sent in text spelled the word wrong four times in a row swore to god it was right we looked it up i sent him the screenshots some of the receipts are still wrong so you're gonna spell again spelling isn't a necessity for me you're gonna spell it spelling's a necessity for life it's for everyone you're gonna spell again and you're gonna to spell again. Spelling isn't a necessity for me. You're going to spell. Spelling's a necessity for life. It's for everyone. You're going to spell again. I don't like this.

And you're going to spell wrong. Welcome to the Spelling Bee Part 2, my friend. I hate spelling, dog. Spelling doesn't make sense to me, dog. If you know what I'm trying to say, just read it like that. Are you ready? No. Are you ready?

Sure. I want you to spell the word liquefy. I can do that one. That's easy. Go for it. L-U-I-Q-I. L-U-I-Q-I. L-U. I'm starting to go fast to impress you.

I don't need. You're going to impress me if you spell it right. L-U. No, wrong. Wrong. Liquefy. Liquid. Liquefy.

Like I'm going to liquefy. No, I know what it means. Do you? Liquefy. What part am I getting in theify. What part am I getting? The Q? What part am I getting wrong? The Q?

Liquify. Think. Liquid. Yeah. Liquid spelled L-U-I-Q-U-I-D. What? I'm sorry. Liquity.

Liquify. Liquify. Go slow. Is it the Q? Dog. L-I-K. There we... Lick. No, that's like.

Like-ify. Lick-ify. Darfick ofclo. What? The f... Darkif ofclo? Darkifofclo. Stop.

Go. I had to say that in German class if I wanted to go to the bathroom. Darfick ofclo. Lickify. Slow down. Lickify. L-I-K. No. what part am i getting wrong liquid spell liquid i tried l u i dog just give me an easier one try a different one i don't want to play this one

anymore i don't want to do this one go to a different one bro go to a different one i don't want to liquefy is l i q u finish the rest id oh liquefy where'd you end off at l i q u l i u q holy shit are you dyslexic no are you you're switching i'm gonna swap go to a different word this is going to like go to a different oh my god i don't care about that okay liquefy is l-i-q-u-e-f-y liquefy what the fuck there's an f in that bitch liquefy five oh i think that was a ph list boy maybe it's ch okay go to another one i'm sorry okay we're gonna go to a simple color okay oh i'm great with colors. You can taste them. Fuchsia.

Fuchsia? You spelled fuchsia. That's mean. Oh, I'm great with colors. Fuchsia. Fuchsia. F-U-S-H-A. Close.

Yes. That didn't say right. Try again. Fuchsia. Fuchsia. F-U-Y. F-U-I. F-U. Oh my God. F-U. Yes. F-U. That sticks. That sticks. Okay. F-U-I. Fuchsia. F-U-S-h-a that's what you said the first time what's wrong and i said close and honestly i was bullshitting you because it's nowhere near it wait there's nowhere near it what give me which part am i messing up at f-u start from there f-u that's where i get lost. F U. Don't be nice though. F U. F U. Keep going buddy. F U I. Wrong. F U S. Wrong. The confusion on your, you literally went, FUSHA. F U U? FUUU. No. FUSHA. People are going to think I'm trying to make a joke, but I'm trying so hard. Fuchsia. F-U-S.

Okay, give me the next letter. F-U-C. What the hell? Fuckshot. Fuckshot. Who knows that? What book? Fuchsia.

What? Thank you, teacher. Fuchsia. F-U-C-A-H. F-U-C-A-SH. I'm so hungry. F-U-C-A-H. F-U-C-A-SH. I'm so hungry. F-U-C- H-

A. No! That's Fuchsia. Dude, my hands are numb. I'm about to pass out. That's not good. You're smelling toast. Is your left arm hurting? Is there food in here? Fuchsia is F-U-C-H-S-I-A. You smelling toast Food in here your left arm hurting Fuchsia is F U C H S I a

Fuchsia that's bullshit. No one knows that no one in a regular day life. You go to the northern to a normal person Can you go to a normal person they sip it smells fuchsia You can't even say it. My hands are numb, dog. No, relax. Calm down. Here we go. This is an easier one. This should be easy. If you truly work through it and sound it out, you'll get this one. Sacrilegious. Come on.

Come on. Chop up the syllables. Okay, chop up the syllables. Sacrilegious. That's like seven syllables. Sacrilegious. Say it in a sentence. That was sacrilegious. Didn't help. Sacrilegious. Say it in a sentence. That was sacrilegious.

Didn't help. Sacrilegious. S-A-C. Yes, go for it. Get the gold. Win on this one. Win. K. Wrong.

It's sacrilegious. Not sack like a potato sack. That's how I figure things out as I find things I know. Okay. It's not K. Start over. S-A s a c yes r yes a no s a c r yes e no religious religious religious is spelled r e g l i o u s religious sack s-c no oh fuck oh my god i'm i feel like i'm about to get like put into a locker you probably will s-a-c you're bullying moments are s-a-c-r yes r oh wait two r's i was repeating the other one s S-A-C-R. Yes.

A. No. E. No. U. I. Ding, ding, ding. S-A-C-R-I-L.

Yes. E. Yes. Your E? Yes. G. Yes. I.

Yes. O. Yes. Q. S. S. Yes. Oh, yeah. I? Yes. O? Yes. Q? S? S. Yes! Oh, yeah.

Kiss. Ow! There's one more word. Last word. Ready? Yeah. We'll get A. If you get this one right, I'll get you the double quarter pounder.

Thank God. Really? You'll buy it? Sure. Yes. Ingenuous. Fuck you. Ingenuous.

Ingenuous. E? I'm really fucking... sure ingenuous fuck you ingenuous e i'm really fucking like i'm am i this dumb like people are gonna think i'm joking dog like i'm really trying what about a few ingenuous indigenous indigenous i indeed what are you spelling indigenous indigenous is what you're spelling i said ingenuous what's the difference what's the difference isn't that kind of saying like y'all and you all ingenuous to be ingenuous not indigenous not aborigines that's offensive no you're being offensive i'm about to pass out i'm seeing like i've seen seven of you

which one am i indigenous i indigenous what's the word? Say it in a sentence where it's from. Your last time. Indigenous. Bro, shut your damn mouth. Say it louder so I can hear it. Ingenuous. Okay. I ingenious.

I N G. Spell it. Actually spell it. I N G E N U Oll it. Actually spell it. I-N-G-E-N-U-O-U-S. Say it again. Say it again. I don't even know. I-N. I can't even look at letters right now.

I-N. Okay, let me close my eyes and spell it. Ingenuous. Yes, lock in. Here we go. Get it right. Double quarter pounder on the house. This is so good.

Put your taco meat stomach hair away. I- Yes. N- Yes. G- Yes. N- No. on the house so good put your taco meat stomach hair away I yes in yes G yes in no

I can't go anymore I'm about to pass out just say it ingenuous I-N-G-E N-I-O-U-S sure bro it sounded like

you could have spelled onomatopoeia and I would have thought it was the right thing this motherfucker he said indigenous what is wrong with you wrong say the answer because

i'm really about to pass out bro oh my god guys this episode oh my god it was there's a lot there's a lot to unpack but the first thing you already know we're gonna say june 30th you look like you we just you exerted yourself like you just ran from a wolf. Dude, I can't feel my hands. What do you mean? Can you drive? No. What? All right, guys.

We love you. June 30th, Southside Music Hall. Live show. Thanks. First ever. Come on. Come on, dog. You're like a pretzel, bro.

Your chain's in your mouth. Get it out of your mouth. Get your chain out of your mouth. All right. June 30th, Southside Music Hall, Triple D, Dallas, Texas. You Should Know Podcast, first ever headlining live show. Tickets are available right now. We have already sold an unbelievable amount.

That was a lot of unbelievable. An unbelievable amount. There's still plenty left. You've got to get them, though, because they will. What are you doing? You're drooling, spitting, sliming everywhere. Stop it. Huh?

I don't know what she said either. There's a whole bunch of delusion going on. It's really hot. Got to get your tickets now. The link's in the bio. We would love to see you there. We're going to meet every single person that comes to the show. It's going to be a fantastic night.

We're working on details for the after party. All sorts of stuff. It's going to be fantastic. Got to be there. Summer merch coming extremely soon be on the lookout for that whole new drops

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lawyers are on their way they're writing up the affidavit the whatever the, the prenup, whatever it is we need right now. They're writing it up. They're coming for your money and everything you own, including your 2006 Civic. Anyway, that's not us. The real ones, PSH8. The PSH8. Y'all already know that.

Confuse the casuals with this week's good karma. Let's go. I need food. MWC. MWC. MWC. My wet crotch. It can be a two for my wet crotch or made wrong choice for the aliens.

They made wrong choice. WMC, confuse the casuals, leave it everywhere on all posts. What? Made wrong choice. You said W confuse the casuals, leave it everywhere on all posts. What? Made wrong choice. You said WMC. Oh, MWC. Yeah, my wet crotch. Made wrong choice. WMC, not MWC.

Where's the R? Made wrong is with a W, dumbass! Made wrong choice. Yeah, that's on me, dog. Confused the casuals. Made wrong choice. My wet crotch. You pick.

Get your good karma. We love every single one of you. You can see he's going through it. He's already took the shoe off. Can't wait for you to see this episode. We'll see y'all next week. One out of ten club beers on my own with Christmas

and I'll see you. Oh, fuck! We'll see you in the next one.