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So you. Okay. You just made that reference to that viral TikTok thing going on from Noah Beck's movie. If you haven't seen that, basically it's Noah Beck. He did. Which is like a famous, like one of the dance TikTokers from like 2020. Attractive looking dude. Great looking guy.

Probably top five. White. Skin looks like por Attractive looking dude. Great looking guy. Probably top five. Skin looks like porcelain. You know, good looking guy. He had a movie that came out on Hulu and it was one of those rom-coms. And he was like a quarterback. And he was throwing football to like one of his teammates. And the cheerleader caught it. And he said, good catch, cheer.

And she goes, it's not my name, quarterback. I'm not going to lie. I feel like if we had a movie together, it would kind of be like that. But my thing is when I see stuff like that, I immediately think how many people are on a payroll and that went through them. No one, no one thought, let's make it a little better. Let's make that dialogue slightly better i don't think it's that bad it's not my name quarterback and she threw yes yes or no if i was playing

basketball and i shot it airball the girl caught it i was like oh good catch here she said nice shot shooting guard my name's small forward no no i'd be like oh yeah he's like oh meet me in the locker room but no i think if we had a movie and it was a sports little rom-com little maybe not a low budget film but like not what's it might be happening soon we're talking we're working bubba just dropped an easter egg that i didn't know we were dropping today it's not even April, and I don't see a bunny, and I don't see a cross. God bless. God blessed be. Blessed be thy name.

So we don't talk often anymore. That's not true at all. We don't speak at all. We speak, I would say, on average six times a day. I know, but I kind of like it, though, knowing on my weekends, I can live my own life, and you won't know about it, because I know we'll make good podcast content. The only reason our communication was less than this weekend is because i was out of state i was across state

line and my parents came into town this weekend exactly let me tell you something about what happened oh god so i was my parents came into town this weekend right okay i don't see them very often i'm a busy girl yes you are so they came they came over we went to top golf everybody loves a good topgolf situation. Good old swings. Me and my mom and my dad, we go to Topgolf, right? No Preston? No Preston.

So we're walking. We go to the Topgolf. I'm sitting. We're waiting for our bae, right? I see this lovely lady in this nice skirt type thing. She's about my age, maybe a little older, right? I see her walk past me she's walking straight past me i take a look at the boond who am i i'm a grown man what do you

want me to do i take a i literally was i checked my mom's shoes she was looking she wasn't so i looked down at the boom what's the score of that game oh wow she goes hanya oh nothing no but i can't find out my mom looked too god bless her one in the same you are your mother and father's offspring a hundred percent so i was like damn i hope i get to see her again my bay is ready they walk me to my bay the girl or were you no the top golf people my bay ise? Oh, I get it. So they walk me to my bae, right? Topgolf people are walking me to my bae. I get there.

Two baes ahead of me was the girl in the skirt. Oh, this is nice. I said, God bless. I have a direct line of view at her. I'm going to be making eye contact at her as I'm swinging this nine iron. Right? So I was swinging. I was doing my thing. That's about what it looks like right there.

I was hitting that thing. It was going about four feet ahead of me, right? So I look up because I'm like, okay, I'm going to try to make eye contact with her. I look up. Here we go. She's with another guy in this bay. Immediately, I'm turned off. I don't associate with women with men.

I don't believe that. I don't. I am a man of morals. I am kidding. I am God. So I'm like, immediately she's off limits to me. She looks like Rufus to me now. I don't even want to look that way.

She's nasty. But, I just naturally, since she was two bays ahead of me she kept we kept just making eye contact but i would turn my head immediately knowing i'm off limits you're off you said no ma'am you are in the wrong right i'm sitting down as my father is going swing swing right i'm sitting down i see her boyfriend walk past to go to the bathroom oh no she's alone now no we share we oh my god we share the same waiter because he we're all we're two basic we're two days away from each other we share the same waiter oh don't don't i look over and my waiter is talking to her i'm like okay probably ordering a beverage maybe some donut holes or some flatbed pizza.

Or maybe extending your time on the top golf. A little more block party action. I stopped paying attention. I see that. I stopped paying attention. I'm going to swing, right? I'm in my back swing. I'm in my back swing.

I'm in my back swing. As I'm looking back, my waiter is right here. I said, what's up? He hey sorry man um the girl two bays down no she likes you no and she wanted me to give you this it's a receipt with her name and number on it no no oh no i'm like you low down you dirty i facetimed her for four hours i'm kidding i'm kidding oh my god i almost farted out my heart i almost i almost shat my liver clean through my butthole yeah oh my god no but i was like i was like i i asked him i said isn't she with that guy? He goes, yeah, man, I don't know what's going on, brother,

but she just wanted me to give it to you. I showed my mom. She goes, ah, this trifling bitch. Oh, hell no. Oh, you dirty, nasty ass hoe. And then my dad was like, shit, if you don't want it. He goes, hey, what's up? He goes, just tell me the area code.

I'll remember the rest. Yeah, so that was my Topgolf experience. I looked her up on Cash App and everything. Okay. See, you were a normal, normal little boy. Oh, yeah. Living in this beautiful cinematic little life you had for that night. God bless.

That's where you f***ed it up. What do you mean? When you turned all Sherlock Holmes, you had a Cash App to look up people. That's creepy. And we're not going to act like it's not. If you get an unknown number, the best way to find out who it is is Cash app. What are you, the FBI? How do you find out who's talking to you?

You leave it unknown. Oh, no. Keep it spicy. You don't have enough experimentation or wonder in your mind. I don't. You have to. What do you do? I go, what's your name?

If she says Craig, I'm talking to Craig. And I'm, hey, it's Craig. That's all I say. What's your name? No she says Craig, I'm talking to Craig. And I'm, hey, it's Craig. That's all I say. What's your name? No, 100%. She goes, hey, it was great seeing you tonight. Who are you? That's not true.

You ever, I know people get this. You ever get a random text. And it's not just like one of those, you haven't paid your toll scam text. It's not one of those. It's like, hey, haven't talked to you in such a long time. I miss you. How you doing? How's Malcolm?

How's your pet? Like, you know this person knows you, but there's no text history there and it's an unknown number. You can't just be like, who is this? That's exactly, I literally say,

who is this? Don't have your number saved. Sorry. With a period. And they go, really? I go, who are you? Like, tell me your name. I swear to God.

That's not appropriate. It's uncomfortable. That is less invasive than going to a monetary service app to find out who they are oh my god first off cash app needs to be sued for that they need to be sued that's how you can throw in a number and it tells me the name make it the very last step because cash app you throw that number and it goes oh james williams yeah no it should be i'm sending 10 bucks i'm sending it for the red bull i'm sending it to

this number and then right before you click send it goes by the way this is james is that fine that's what it's just saying this should go james williams right when i enter their number that's bullshit that's the only way i like that's half of my birthday texas this month was because i was googling people's things on cash or looking them up on cash app let's break that down what happened why do you got so many unsaved numbers? Don't like doing it. Do you not like people? It's because I never think this relationship is going to go past this initial meet. Like, I never think, like, if I'm talking to you on a regular basis, I'm going to save your number.

Can I ask a question? Go ahead. You know, I get rid of it. It's fun. What percentage of females? No, let's not put that. What percentage of women? No, no, not put that. What percentage of women? No, no, no.

Don't put that narrative out there. It's about even. It's about 50-50. Oh, bullshit. No, 100%. Oh, bullshit. I tend to have more women in my phone than men. There you go.

Russian roulette, 80-20. Minimum. If I had a Russian roulette, 80-20. I'm thinking 85-50. I'm just saying it doesn't matter about the gender. I just genuinely don't save numbers. CJ's name in my phone is still spelled wrong. That's how I just don't.

I think my name in your phone is still Cameron SSC. No, it's not. Or what is it? That's on your Snapchat. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

How are you going to tell me what my shit says? Because I went through your phone the other day when you were asleep, and it says Cameron SSC. You went through my phone? Yes. Why'd you go through my phone? It was open. It was tempting.

Your phone is a gateway to dopamine. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. First off, okay, 20 seconds on that girl. Unbelievable woman. Nasty woman. That is a nasty woman. Don't do that.

What color was the dress? Oh, tan. Oh, man. It was like one of those tan, those tan like khaki like like what was the weather like dude are you okay no yeah but no i love my wife i can't i love my wife i'm just saying that it's a picture the mind it doesn't matter it's kind of being that's kind of strange okay i'll stop it yeah live good morning but something happened to me this weekend too because. Because, you know, I agree with you. When we spend time apart, not only does the heart grow fond, but memories are made without each other. I'm starting to enjoy it, though. Okay, but now that's where it becomes rude.

Okay. I was in Oklahoma. And, obviously, Oklahoma, three-hour drive, three-hour back, wherever we go. So my mom came with us. It was our first trip with Malachi. So my mom came with us. It led to a lot of conversation in the car. My mom drops this story on me, and my God, I immediately said,

I'm saying that next week because that is unbelievable. What happened? She goes, there's a fly in the car, right? She goes, I go, what are you doing? She goes, there's a bug. I go, is it going to bite you? Because I'm looking at the road. She goes, no, it's a fly. I go, you're kidding. I go, get the you doing? She goes, there's a bug. And I go, is it going to bite you? Because I'm looking at the road. She goes, no, it's a fly. And I go, you're kidding.

I go, get the fly out of the car. I roll down the window. She's like, I can't touch it. I can't touch the fly. I go, mom, it's a fly. Like, just whack it. She goes, I have scars on my body from bugs. And I go, okay, so you need to explain that right now.

She goes, no, seriously, I can't touch it. I go, oh, to hell with the fly. He can buzz around. He can hear the story too right you have scars on your bodies from bugs she goes yeah i was a young girl i was about 10 or 11 and we were with my dad at his job and at the time he was driving trucks so he was at his loading zone so i don't know if you ever seen him when they back those big ass trucks up there's like that big like drop off like loading zone yes she said it was a five foot drop off she was there with her brother who's only four years older so They back those big-ass trucks up. There's like that big drop-off loading zone. She said it was a five-foot drop-off.

She was there with her brother, who's only four years older. So her brother's like 14. My mom was 10. And they're just sitting there waiting on my dad. Life was crazy back then. Why do you have two kids just waiting on a loading zone? Yeah, it was different. Wicked life. She says her brother simply kicked a dead cricket toward her.

Dead cricket. Already dead. Nothing that can bite you. Nothing. Kicks a dead cricket at her. She cricket. Already dead. Nothing that can bite you. Nothing. Kicks a dead cricket at her. She gets, oh, stop, Tommy, stop. He kicks it again. The best thing for her to do in that time was to jump off the loading zone.

She jumped off of a five-foot concrete ledge and landed directly on her hands and knees. Yo, Lisa. I said, are you serious? I literally was going like 85. I was like, you're kidding me. She said she didn't know what to do. She didn't know where else to go. So she jumped off, cleared it, landed hands and knees.

My grandpa, her dad, freaks out, picks her up, goes next door to the meat market and asks if they have an ice pack and stitching because her knee was shot clean open and i was like you you need to be studied there's a couple things here first of all lisa needs to practice her landings brother at her age now she still lands on her knees like i don't i don't know why she falls like that. She can't fall gracefully. The other day she came into my house, she steps on Ruby,

throws her drink in the air, lands on her back, lands clean on her vertebrae. And I was like, what are you doing? Like, what are you doing? And first of all, why is her father expecting a meatpacking place to have stitches? Life was different back then, bro. I don't know. Dude, he's like, you got a cleaver?

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abram speaking of cars there were like i was thinking about this this weekend too i genuinely you're ever in the car with somebody and you went on a road trip did y'all play music uh a little bit yeah yeah okay you ever singing along in the car with somebody on a road trip y'all just enjoy music right you're singing i one of my biggest pet peeves in the car with somebody on a road trip y'all just enjoy music right you're singing i one of my biggest pet peeves in the world is when i'm driving singing along to music with a passenger and the passenger sings too good oh okay dog you're ruining this fucking experience for me stop it this isn't a goddamn talent show bro oh God. They're out singing you in your car with your playlist. It's not even about out singing me.

Don't sing that good in this car. You know what I mean? Hey, Sinatra, just relax and enjoy the vibe. You're not getting the contract. It's literally the worst experience ever. One of our singer friends, you know who this is. We were in L.A. vibing with her. I was playing some party next door

and she was hitting octaves and notes that party's not even i'm like shut the up you go you're like biting your teeth you're like she keeps singing you go you just freak out on her god damn it can i not enjoy it it ruins the song experience it does because it's i'm not enjoy it? You turn it back up. It ruins the song experience. It does. Because I'm listening to a live action remix, and I didn't cue that up. Yeah, it's like you're running, and they're hitting runs, and the next bar's already started.

I'm like, I can't keep up. And you're like... Okay, what's worse? Someone who sings better than should be, or someone that does not do anything. Like you're vibing. You're like, oh, I got four fire queued up songs. They all flow. The vibe's hot.

And your passenger's like this. What's worse? Honestly, I don't want those kind of people around me. You have one with you every single day. It's surely coming to an end. No, the time has taken. The sand has almost turned over fully. It is.

I promise you, I'm not dealing with it that much longer. I swear to God. No, we're laughing. It's not offensive. He's getting to the cup and he's like. No, honestly, I'm not too mad at people that are dead silent in the car. I think that's worse, bro. I'm mad.

I've said this for years, and I've said it probably multiple times on this podcast. People that talk over my damn music. Oh, my God. Don't talk during my music time. If you see me enjoying this, shut the fuck up, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What about a question right at the drop oh shit

it's like hey what you have for breakfast i just go that's it dude what are some of your road trip pet peeves it's it's music people like people that sing too well oh my god i got too often or people that talk over the music mine are immediately grown adults that can't control their bladder hey i gas the car up and i go till it's on e that's when i pee if i have to fill up gas my wife yeah and pretty much every woman in my life so i don't know if you have low bad bladder issues if you if you have like if your bladder's on low power mode you fly you don't know. If you have low bladder issues, if your bladder's on low power mode, you fly.

You don't go in the car. You get in the sky where there's a toilet. Yeah. And the second one, people that get stinky road snacks, if you're a mother that opens up a cheddar and jalapeno sausage in my car while I am driving,

you deserve to ride in the trunk. That's not fair. That is extremely fair and you are one of those motherfuckers. Beef jerky. You go Diet Coke and beef jerky, and I'm just like. Beef jerky is one of the best road trip snacks ever. Yes or no, you cannot argue.

I have the greatest road trip snack, not up for debate, hands down, shouldn't even be subjective. What? Sunflower seeds. Kim, that is the most hillbilly shit ever. I'm not eating sunflower. Where are you spitting? I'm not going to have a spit. You getilly shit ever i'm not eating sunflower where you spit now i'm not gonna have a cup i'm not having a spit cup in my tesla i'm not doing that i don't want to smell beef and beef jerky and all these flavorings on tour there is one trip we had where we were like driving from like dc to like philly or something like that who was driving you and i

had i had a i'm not gonna lie i should go to jail for this concoction. Yeah, you should. I had beef jerky, Red Bull, and corn nuts. Dude, I'm not going to lie, that car smelled like a... Like, it smelled like... Like, I'm not going to lie. We could put it on the Patreon. I don't care.

Oh, you know you're doing something right when your editor's sweating. Dude, that was utter bullshit. It is surprising to me that I remember that exact smell. Dude, yeah. It was pissing me off. And, of course, you deserve the right to. Like, yeah, you're top dog, but you're sitting right next to me. It's not like you're in the back of the Chrysler.

You were right next to me. Right, right next. You're direct, direct passages to my nasal. Yeah. And you go, corn nuts. How much farther? Oh, did you see this? TMZ dropped this new report.

And you go, oh, those were good. Time for the next one. Beef jerky. It's like a goddamn cow's leg in there. I'm just like. Last thing on the road trip, people. You ever had a bad backseat person? Not even.

Backseat drivers are the worst. Shout out to Kane Brown. Backseat drivers are the worst. The ones that that just talk and try to tell you directions oh you can go you can turn dude it's like hey you should be driving if you got this much to say you get up here i literally say that to live now anytime she says anything from the backseat i go i'll pull over right now now live is the worst i will pull over on the side of the road and we can switch seats. Live is the worst. CJ is second. Right? Oh, my God. CJ is the worst.

CJ is bad, too. Or this might be too specific. The people that are in the back seat and they roll down their window when everybody else's windows are up. Now my ears are blasted out. Now it sounds like they're cooking popcorn in my eardrum. Now, all of a sudden, I'm a Navy navy seal and i'm getting rescued from an apache helicopter when i'm simply trying to drive it's like i'm like oh my yes no oh you backseat drivers let's let's say this the only thing backseat drivers should have access to is a charger

yes some people shouldn't even have that yeah the only thing you should get is charger you shouldn't have food you're damn sure should not have access to the windows. You obviously do not have access to the music. And there should be that screen that's in the limos where you don't even see it. Yes. You can't talk about the road. Just be in the backseat. Backseat drivers are the equivalent to somebody on a plane

in 32F talking to the pilot. You don't speak back there. You eat your Biscoff and you shut the hell up. And you ask if you need some headphones, you let us know. Literally. That's it. You shut up and you relax and we'll get there safe oh my god it's the worst you know oh my god i was talking to my dad this weekend and you know how my my dog's about to die

right he's he's close to he sees the light every morning but god's just like almost wait a little bit a couple more rabbits not quite yeah so i was like all right okay so i was talking to my family about my dog malcolm his health and i was like okay and i pay for malcolm's vet he doesn't like going to the vet so i have to have a mobile vet come to the house right he gets anxiety attacks if he goes to the vet, or he might try to kill another beast. So I'm just like, let's avoid that. He's on his last couple days. Let's just have him comfortable.

Let's bring a vet. Let's bring an in-home nurse. Yeah, in-home nurse to the house. So there's been a nurse that comes to the house and rubs him down and fix all of his knots, I guess. I don't know what they do. And so he had to get prescribed medicine. They gave my dog, my old 17-year-old dog,

or however old he is, medicine, pills. Now, I thought dogs were lesser than us, right? They're not humans. Not like we shouldn't care about them, but they shouldn't get the same treatment we do, right? I'm thinking Malcolm gets prescribed these pills. They bring the pills to the house, right? Mm-hmm.

The vet calls my dad and says, Malcolm's pills are ready. He goes, where are they? Like, I'm here at the house. They're not outside the door. They go, go to your local Walgreens to pick up your dog's prescription. First of all, my dad calls me and he goes, what the f***? He's like, what kind of bougie shit is this? And I said, I don't know.

I don't know how it works. Oh, f***. He goes to the Walgreens pharmacy. He goes up to the window. And my dad is confused, right? He's 60. He's never picked up pills for an animal. He goes up to the window, and my dad is confused, right? He's 60. He's never picked up pills for an animal. He goes up.

He's like, I was told to come pick up some pills. And they go, is it for you? And he goes, my dog. They go, what's your dog's name? Oh, my God. He goes, are you serious? He goes, is it in your database? What does that mean?

I gave him that. I don't know. He goes, Malcolm? are you serious he goes is it in your database what does that mean i gave him that i don't know he goes malcolm and they and then they like have him fill out a form i did not know dogs had hippa yeah what medicine did they give malcolm because my god it's encrypted in walgreens do y'all know what hippa is yes hippa if you don't know it's basically like you can't like privacy it's encrypted in walgreens do y'all know what hippa is yes hippa if you don't know is basically like you can't like privacy it's a privacy thing for humans like if i get prescribed something they can't tell or whoever signs off on the pill cannot tell somebody else about their medical history yes you can't tell about the sickness or the pill who the am i gonna tell about my dog's

hip dysplasia medicine are they trying to my dog yeah it's like am i gonna snitch to the neighbor poodle your dad goes so what exactly like how should i give they go sir can't tell you that yeah keep it secret they go oh by the way what's malcolm drum's age your dad's like 119 i don't know what do you want me to say it's like so we were to say? It's like, so we were having this conversation. It's like, who are we protecting

Malcolm from? It's like, are we not the neighborhood dogs? They're not supposed to know Malcolm's got a bad front tire. Your ring camera,

there's like three Dobermans at the middle of the night. They're like, they're trying to get his drugs. Dude, I like, isn't that so strange? That is.

I have never in a million years heard of having to go to a Walgreens for dog medicine. They're feeding your boy perks. And they put it in that little bag with a receipt with his name on it. No, they did not. I said, Malcolm, you're a human, dog. Pay some taxes. You know what I mean? You've been living here 17 years.

You haven't made a dime? Are you nuts? What if you, oh my God. What if you woke up in the morning? He was on his hind legs. Top two was on the counter and he was like. Right when he's like tossing a pill in his mouth, he sees you. He goes.

He goes. He's like. Bark, bark. It just goes down. What if he was. How mad would you be if Malcolm was functioning like English, knew everything. Oh, my God. His whole life. Yeah.

But he waited until his literal last couple of weeks. So sorry. It's okay. A bit too soon to expose that to you. I would genuinely be upset because I've always had the inkling. Oh, my God. That was a three-trumpet score. I've always...

So, y'all ever seen Toy Story? Yes. Where whenever Andy comes in the room, the toys fall down. I've always had that thought with dogs. I think dogs know some shit. No cap. I think dogs can see certain things What do you mean? Like that milky layer on their eyes

It gives them extra power No Malcolm doesn't have milk Dusty was milky as well Oh Dusty was god damn almost transparent Dusty it looked like you shot a Like a small tube of egg white Like eggshell just Looked like Malachi's formula

It's like y'all spilled a little bit in his eye socket And he got stuck too, but egg white. Like, eggshell. Looks like Malachi's formula. It's like y'all spilled a little bit in his eye socket, and he got stuck. Dude, my mom's probably literally crying right now. Like, that's the crazy part. She's probably in tears. Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. Oh, yeah. But I think dogs... Pancreas. Pancreas. Everything.

Kind of just head to toe. Kind of head to back feet. Everything. Including that butt. Including that little butt. Little York kind of head to back feet. Everything, including that butt. Including that little butt. Little Yorkie butt. Okay, continue. A couple big swaddles on the back. Yorkie's always got a little bit of issues. They got a little bit of ass, too. Yorkie's.

They really do. Like, for a small build, they have a decent little ass. Go look at a Yorkie. There's like a nice, like a curve. Am I on a list? I'm not going today.

And y'all should have heard what he said off camera, what he asked me for. That's just brotherhood. At some point, you got to... Oh, no. Oh, too much? Oh, well, just keep it on Patreon. Oh, no, that's where the line is.

But back to Yorkie's ass. No, no, no. That's where the line is. But back to Yorkie's ass. No, it's not. I think they can see, like, angels, demons, undeads, and spirits. Do you honestly believe that or are you talking shit? Little talking shit, little seriousness. Which part is the seriousness? Why do the dogs always look up in the corner and go, Dude, that's the same thing.

Malcolm talks to corners. That's a corner. Yeah, Malcolm talks to them. Well, Malcolm's a double agent for the NIS. He's really a Japanese citizen that's been over here getting intel his whole life. That's what he's doing. That's what Malcolm's doing. That brother's getting a smooth paycheck in yen twice a year.

That brother is straight stealing surveillance and sending it back to the motherland. That mother is very, very vigilant. Every single morning of his life. He pulls out an encrypted little thing. He's like, all right, I'm going to go back to being a dog.

See ya. We thought Malcolm was from the past at one point. Oh, getting booby trapped on my own couch. We, we last thing on dogs. We thought Malcolm was from the past. What the f***?

What does that even mean? Like a time traveler. Because my brother had a time traveled dog. Yes, 100%. And this is not potting. I'm not potting. Deadass we thought this. Because you know,

Preston's weird. And so he keeps like, so you know, he has like old records from like 1930s. That's such a drive-by on Preston. It's like,

you know, Preston's weird. He just went straight to the next one. That's my favorite little one-liners at Preston but no I love him but he has like records from the 30s like and they smell like Civil War and like Jim Crow they don't smell good and he has like the original record players too right and so he'll play it where does he get these things dude I don't know like black market I don't know. Like, black market. I don't know. But, like, when I wake up, it sounds like I'm in a horror film because he's playing that shit.

Right? And so he'll be playing it, and I'll wake up, and I'll go into his room and be like, trying to tell him, hey, turn that shit off. And Malcolm will literally be standing up, like, wagging his tail, like, staring at the record player. Like, he loves that. Like, that's his shit oh and so we thought we're bringing him back to his he's got a reincarnated pup yeah oh okay speaking of oh my god moments i have another story real quick go ahead tell me daddy

okay we had a cleaner i love it no need to apologize i love it. No need to apologize. I love it. And I need it right now. Should we? I need that. I can tell. I need it. Look at me. Honestly, look at me today. I need it.

Go ahead. Thanks. We had a cleaner come over to the house. Nice. Life's been hectic, trying to gather sleep here and there as much as we can. So we had someone come clean the house. She cleaned it for five hours. Beautiful job.

It was amazing. Don't remember your name name so sorry about that but while she was cleaning we have this device that sterilizes washes and dries the baby bottles okay okay and there is you have to fill it with i shit you not with like half a gallon of water and it uses that the whole time to wash it and you have to put something else that catches the water for whatever sick twisted reason this woman unplugs the valve to that device. I don't know if she had to sweep under it, whatever the hell.

She unplugs the tube, puts it up exactly where we had it, but it's unplugged. So to the naked eye, nothing's changed. I go in there, do a whole thing, fill it up with this water, I hit go. I go sit down with my wife on the couch, we're playing with our son, we get him to sleep.

I go, ooh, perfect time, I can go to my office. When I say I am in shorts, shirt shorts shirt and socks i walk through my kitchen i thought i was in the nile she flooded and yes this is her fault she flooded my entire kitchen all of the water because she unplugged it the whole time it was cycling through it was literally spewing on my counter oh my god and then goes straight to my floors and i shit you not it took three towels just like you did with liv's grandpa yeah but not decorative these were real towels you idiot it took three towels to soak up all that water yeah and it made me realize the point of this is how much i hate stepping on something wet in socks that is a that is a honest to god maybe top four worst thing that can happen to me on a day-to-day

basis i don't know now i don't know if it's just my like sensory things if you say you if you say you enjoy that we're no longer brothers i am not gonna not like an overwhelming amount of water on my socks but if i get like a little wet sock you ever walk past the shower that just got done and there's some water on the floor i might take a step to the left and get a little wet on the hoof you are absolutely joking i'm dead ass serious and i don't know what it is and it's crazy that you brought that up you're not being dead ass i'm dead i'm so dead serious and i'm not saying that just to counter your thing i've thought about that for a while why i like that you're a freak there's no other what what makes, what makes you that likable?

Maybe the noise. And, and I think because my socks are so crusted, because they're multi-purpose socks, if you get what I mean. Maybe. Multi-purpose socks? Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Oh, oh, oh, that would have been, and so maybe like, some of the crust gets like a little marinated after and maybe it's like a more comfortable walk more comfortable walk with a crusted multi-purpose

sock and now some bath water oh my god you're the hunchback of Notre Dame dude you're not a clean man oh my god you know there's no way you enjoy that no way it's not like I genuinely enjoy it but it's it's more of like a foot hug. It's more of like there's something there showing me love. It's more of something like that. I used to go to my grandma's house and intentionally put stickers. You know what stickers are?

It's a Southern thing. But you know the little, they're like these little balls with spikes on them. What are you about to say? And I would literally decorate my socks with them. Oh, you're a killer you are you are on multiple lists you would inflict sticker sock paintings on yourself never hurt because it would just get on the cotton it was like a decorative piece it didn't hurt your fingers

picking it up that was a little harsh on the digits sensitive ass hands i'm surprised you didn't stick yourself right then and there but i I've always had a thing with my feet. I've always had a thing. Like, I can't cut my own toenails. Oh, we know. You always come for my feet. Your feet are just as crazy. Go feet for feet.

Oh, no. If we went foot for foot, I'd lose. But it's not like a, it's not the 73-9 Warriors versus the Charlotte Hornets. It is, like, it is. It's Golden State versus Cleveland cleveland 2016 you happen to be cleveland i'm saying i i just i have to it's a it's a sensory thing i don't like my toes being spread apart too much or close too close and i don't like my nails getting played with your nails are too long not anymore no yes they are not anymore you got them cut i got them cut because

i found a lady that cuts my toenails, and it's only her I can go to because she knows my sensitivity. She knows how to get under that hook and really pull it up. And she doesn't make me feel bad for it. Because the last time I went there, there was a chunk of nail, I swear to God, about yay thick. And it was resting on her forearm for no more than three minutes, but she never even looked at it.

She never made me feel bad about it. Dude, I love her and she put lobster on me. What? She got like a Walmart bag, put water, soap, and lobster in the bag and put it on my foot and wrapped me. I swear to God.

You are either sadly mistaken or that place needs to be shut down. She put lobster on your feet. Water, soap, lobster. What'd she hand you? Champagne. She gave you a glass of rosé with sea creatures on your feet.

Yes, that's a part of the service. This is not iCarly. And that was not a lobster. There's no way i swear to god do you do you hear how big was this lobster do you know what a lobster looks like not the put mr crabs in my shit like a full lobster that's a crab that's literally a crab his name's not mr lobster it's mr crabs idiot they didn't put Larry the Lobster in my shoe. It was pieces of lobster.

So they decimated a poor lobster. Yes. You could have grilled this. Took his remains. Yes. Nope. What is the benefit? What the fuck?

I didn't go to Footology 101. Creep, I'm not Dan Schneider. What's his name? I just saw whenever she was she was putting the walmart sack on my toes that there was chunks of lobster floating around in there it was the white meat now did she now did she specifically and explicitly tell you that was lobster she doesn't speak english then it wasn't lobster cam*** was. What kind of nail shop goes, oh, we got a customer. Oh! Oh, that was

no, yeah, that, no, that, that came down, that's a little cattywampus, and that's a personal foul by me, yellow card. Oh, we have a customer, go get the lobsters. Cuts his neck off, and then goes and rips him to pieces and goes, I think you're starting to be add some water and some Dawn.

What the f*** are we doing in this foot salon? Yeah, and then Epsom's on the tub. Where are you, where is the, I think you're starting to be add some water and some Dawn. What the are we doing in this foot salon? Yeah. And then Epsom's on the tub. Where are you? Where is it? I'm going. Where is this place at? I'm going to go and document one by my house, dude. Yes. I need you to look at me. There was an NFL player in there to get the same thing done. Wasn't lobster. I need you to look at me. That

was it. Lobster. I swear to God. Google it. Google it. Dude is lobster on the feet. A part of a foot thing. I don't know to God, Google it. Google it. Is lobster on the feet a part of a foot thing? I don't know. I've got to use Google Chat GPT to shit. There is zero benefit. I've heard the little itty bitty ones that chew the dead skin. No, there was no live fish in there because I would have had an intrusive thought and I would have stomped.

That's why I don't do it. But there was dead. It was like little lobster pieces that you can go get at Eddie V's. I swear to God, it was lobster in the thing. And I felt it between my toes. I was going like this with it. I was playing with it. Little foot in there.

I was toe-f***ing that little lobster. I said, come here, Larry. Dude, did you find anything? However, spas that offer fish pedicures should also consider using only diseased, free fish reared and controlled facilities under high standards of husbandry and welfare. Yeah, this shit was... Is that called a manicure or a pedicure? Pedicure. This shit was off the freeway.

He said it was bits of a dead lobster. This is not no high-tech lab with studies. No. I'm not singing. Me neither. with studies. No. Me neither. Thank you, Pierce. I deadass. Okay, for Patreon, right now, we will... If it's cut up, how do you know it's a lobster?

Because I... And she didn't say it. She doesn't speak English, Cam. Exactly. I'm saying you thought it was lobster. It's not lobster. What was it then? Bass?

Not lobster! I swear to God, it was lobster. I swear to God. Cam, we'll put a friendly way to... I don't even think it was lobster. I swear to God. Cam, we'll put a friendly weight on it. I don't even think it was fish! I don't think it was food! I'm telling you, they put lobster in my toenails. I'm telling you something.

It smelled like hell! No, it was already bagged. Lobster, a bit of warm water and some Don. Is there a secret recipe to beautiful feet? And lobster. I went to go get lobster this weekend, right? I went to a went to go get lobster this weekend right i went to i went to a restaurant to go eat dinner lobster dinner but i just got the calamari because i don't like fish god your child so i go up to the i walk i go up to the i go into the restaurant

i go into the restaurant right and I walk up to the host. It's me, my mom, and my dad. I say, table for three. It is a Saturday afternoon. A little heavy in there, right? There's people waiting. Now, there's people coming in and out of this restaurant, just got done eating. There's people coming in, putting their number in, putting their name in, people sitting down.

She goes, it'll be about a 30 to 45 minute wait. Why? That's a very normal thing you hear when you go to a restaurant. Right? They give you a wait time. They definitely give you a wait time. I don't know if it's the weed. But as she said that, an epiphany happened.

How do wait times at restaurants work? How can they give me a gauge on exactly how long it's going to take for me to go sit down and enjoy cuisine? You don't know how long that they're going to be sitting at that table. You don't know how long they're going to be there. You don't know when they're getting up and when their cuisine is done. I think it's a ballsy estimate. I think it's a very ballsy estimate. But majority of the time,

it's on statistics and science. Okay, but deadass, how does it work? Is there a quadratic formula? Like, how does it work? Maybe, maybe when they seat people, they hit a button like, oh, this table's seated.

The ones with the look. There's never a button. Dan, don't just start saying things to try to explain it. There's not a button. Don't just start saying things to try to explain it. There's not a Diet Coke Trump button on the thing. What? There's 100% buttons and tablets and everything at the front. He has to say that this table is occupied now.

Exactly. They don't have running clocks on these tables. I'm not saying a running clock, you dork. I'm saying when they click Occupy, it might have a time under it. I just said they don't have times. They're not hitting a shot clock, you f***wagon. I'm saying it might be linked in to where when they hit it, it says this table started at 642.

It's not a countdown. It's not a T-minus. It just says they look and they go, okay, well, they were here about 30 minutes ago. On average, a family stays 40 minutes. That's not true. You don't know. I said ballsy guesstimate that's what i said that's what i stand on okay but let's try to figure it out because it genuinely does not make sense to me how can they get that so accurate and at top golf

they gave me a rough estimate it was they said 15 minutes guess what i got my bay 15 minutes how do you know when they're done swinging that ball? It makes more sense. The top glove, there's a timer. Let me take that one back. Restaurants, you don't know. Like, say Pierce walks into a restaurant. He's little.

He's going to be quick. You walk into a restaurant, it's going to be a long day. How do they know whenever people are going to be done? Pierce is going to get water and the Caesar. I'm getting every appetizer times two with six Diet Cokes. Exactly. And they have wait times at buffets. No.

Yes, they do. Well, I don't go to your buffets. My buffets are a little up here. You don't? No, no, no. There's buffets where you got to sit and wait. That's simply due to tables not being... And like Brazilian steakhouses, right?

You're not ordering off a menu. There's eight people coming to you at all times. With shacks of lamb. And they're cutting all intruding my space. My plate looks like someone threw up on it because the salad bar is mixing with the chow mein. With the beef juice. How do they know when people are going to be done?

When it's just a revolving door of gluttony coming through. How do they know when people are going to be done? When it's just a revolving door of gluttony coming through? How do people know? You understand what I'm saying? The people at the steakhouse, you're in the middle of a conversation, they go, skewered lamb? They just summon themselves in your ear. You're like, yeah, so work was really tough. Would you like the beef brisket?

You start slicing it off. You go, you f***ing Dracula? Dude, they are invasive. They're invasive. yeah, so work was really tough. Would you like the beef brisket? You start slicing it off. You go, you f***ing Dracula? Dude, they are invasive. They're invasive. Oh, my God. So make that make sense. How is there a wait time whenever just a revolving door of sin, gluttony, and overeating? How are we figuring that out?

That is a hell of a point. Thank you. And it might be the weed. Because that is no regular person thinks of that. Most nine out of ten regular people go, another weight? You go, well, hold on. How is this being done? You pull out a pad.

You're like, well, if that table got here. Exactly. That's drugs. Yeah. Or drug. And like there is a, whenever we were... Is that all? Okay, I'm going to move on, but I do want you to get your point across.

I don't know. That is a fantastic point. Thank you. The revolving door of gluttony. Bro, it genuinely doesn't make sense. I think there has to be an industry secret. Like, I'm telling you, you might not agree,

because you are very much... You have to prove it to me. you have to prove it to me you have to prove it to me but there has to be like data backed estimates it's not the fact they get it right so often is scary scary to me but it has to be estimates there's like there's no other way there's no there's not a scout team that it's in the windows they're like he just got his fourth entree he's about ready he's got about six minutes last bite he's gonna swig it down there's not a scout team that's like in the tunnels of the restaurant right it's more of a all right they got here 30 minutes it's a party of two they might do one appetizer shared two entrees they're up and at it's a lot of good guessing that's a lot of guessing what if every what if every waiter and waitress was like

undercover though like they were like secrets like What if the hostess was really the most important person? They always put... Hostess have to have good communication skills. Those people have to have a strong backbone, too, because you always get the people like, Oh, now we're really? Yeah. And it's like a 17-year-old, and she's just like, yeah.

They're always stern as... But what if every time your job and duty as a waiter for your section was to update the hostess? You know how they always come by chirping and shit? And it always looks like a little high school drama. Oh, did you see Jesse? And they just go back. What if in reality they were like, fat ass got another dessert. Fat ass got a dessert.

Add 10 minutes. And they just walk past. And she's like, did you go to the table and eat fat ass desserts? She goes, excuse me, sir. It's going to be 12 minutes, not six. And it was just small updates. I mean, that kid kid has a problem it's like drive-bys i mean it could be it but those are the things i like to think about that's a fan that's a fantastic theory thank you and the internet makes that is fantastic give me some love thank you that's fantastic but you said

that the hosts are like the people that are most important i have a backbone and a shit talking mouth but i went me k-rob cj and billy we all went to this restaurant now there's one thing about that group right yeah it's a hell of a group we enjoy the finer things in life we we are all on the same page of we can spend money on good dinners. We always are okay with that. So K-Rob found this steakhouse. Let me describe this damn steakhouse, right? Go for it. This steakhouse was a person's home. What did you say? It was a person's home.

A house. A little. Where there's a bed. Yes. And a dryer. Yes. There was a front door, a back door. It was a person's home.

In a neighborhood? Yeah, it was on a street where there's neighborhood. It was a person's home. You are absolutely lying. I swear to God, right? So he said, K-Rob was telling me was telling me he goes dude there's a steakhouse i heard it's it's really low-key no shit it's low-key they're playing but they're paying hoa fees going they're kids upstairs playing modern warfare what do you mean low-key and so but it's

a house that's been there since like the 70s but the guys i don't know where he's hopefully he's alive if not god bless you he had okay steaks what am i supposed to lie because he's dead what so he doesn't it can't hurt him can't so we i'm like okay k-rob i trust you because that's one of the things i trust him on he understands steaks i love a good steak right we go to this steakhouse right oh we literally pull up to a steakhouse a house of steak i'm like shit this is the dude's house imagine being the poor bastard that like you say y'all were drinking before you're in the uber black you're on the way there you fall asleep you wake up you're walking through someone's garage you're like man this may really do things different out here like That would be a mind-boggling.

So we walk. I was trying to find the entrance of this house, but it was generally the front door. So I walk up to the front door, right? Yes, I am tall, right? Yes, I am a big guy. I'm 6'7", 6'8", with shoes on, I found out. Thank God. Pretty.

We walk to the front door. Where does your hand normally go for a door handle, right? Like, if you were to just assume on a normal house. Yes, so you're walking up to a house. You're walking up to a door. Grab that door handle. Right there. You want to know where this door handle was?

Here. No way. I literally, it was about a foot and a half off the ground. Like, that was a special made door. Now, I don't know what the owner of this house looked like. He might have been. Oh, you're walking into Bilbo Baggins' crib. Who is that?

He's a hobbit. Right. He might have. Been a hobbit? No. You ate tartar with Gandalf? I'm trying to be sensitive here. Yeah, he might have been.

I don't know the correct... Honestly, probably might have been. Like, for real, for real. Probably. Because why else would it be 18 inches off the concrete? Right, but no other door inside of that house was that tall or that low. So I'm assuming somebody either fucked up on the infrastructure or... Oh, they got a smart pet.

They got a hell of a hound. That motherfucker pees and comes back and walks in. So, nothing happens. Nothing just happened. Wait, what the f***? What was I moving?

Generally, nothing... Generally, nothing just moved. Yo, it was the f***ing commentary after you said nothing just happened. Like, Jay, look at this. Tell me. Like, my hair, I take my hair, I take my hat off my hair, and my hair is in the same spot. It is mushed. Okay, yeah, so we were at this person's house, right? The steakhouse.

I'm down here to open the door, right? There's literally a picture. CJ, put it in the podcast. There's literally a picture of me opening this door, right? Are you serious? It was labeled as fine dining. I am in a nice, like, slacks. You're done up. You look good.

Quarter zip, collar, jewelry, all the things. Okay. Diamond, diamond, diamond. And so I'm walking in here. I'm wearing dress shoes. I'm walking in thinking it's a nice place. The hostess stands in the living room. I swear to God.

The hostess stands in the living room. And you're talking about hosts and how they're the most important people backbone i thought i was walking into a party i swear to god i said me and k-rop looked at each other we're like something's going down in here because the the lady at the front nice steakhouse by the way it was supposed to be she's wearing a jacket the zip up jacket wasn't zipped it was right where the belly button region is her front porch was out and she was wearing just a little brawl oh a lot of spillage yeah and not only that loose milk not only that lollipop in the mouth oh no look at me oh no i said who's this who's going on like what's it

what's what's her job right yeah i say uh table for four she looks us up and down swirling the lollipop in the mouth so follow me i said oh my god we're walking through this motherfucking hallway, right? Like, I'm seeing pictures of his family. I'm like, what's going on? We walk into this one area of the house, right, that's been cleared out. There's like eight to ten tables here. And a fire. It was a big house. Golly.

Eight to ten different tables. A fireplace going. Low ambient little piano music, right? There's one guy. And cracked windows. there's one guy eating by himself right his back is to his he's cutting into his steak he looks back at us he's in a full suit he looks like a like the most conventional waiter ever oh like but he didn't work there but he he looked at us back here and i was like we're keeping an eye on that all night right someone is glued to him right i'm positioned at this table we sit down it's only us

for it and that weird the already went back to the front and so i can have a clear view of this guy's backyard i see kitchen staff walking through the backyard because i guess the kitchen's in one of these rooms now walking back and forth and i'm like what is going on this like like 18 year old girl comes by she like skips to the table doesn't walk to it she skips to it and i'm creeped the f**k out i'm like hey you should be she's like have you ever been here before and i said has anybody like yeah like it was like a get out situation we order we get our stuff right they have calamari they have old fashions i'm like where are these glasses at how is this regulated exactly i have to go poop right but i don't poop in public so i was just gonna go to

the bathroom and be a lady and fart so i i'm like i'm like i'm just gonna go explore this house and find the potty i walk through more hallways of this guy's house there's pictures there's newspapers there's like a lot of weird shit on the wall that's in an old person's house right oh i start i'm turning one corner and i see a bathroom sign men's bathroom women's bathroom you got two restrooms oh no no no no no no no but i hear some chatter over there i hear time like i'm like are there other people in this house? So I walk past the bathrooms. I look.

It was the biggest group of old white people since Cam's last family reunion. Like, dog. It was like white haired, powdered. And like, and I'm telling you, it was like, get out. All you hear is like chatter, like ambient chatter. Oh, God. My black ass turns the corner. They like it was like silent and i said that i walk into i walk back into the bathroom i fart a couple times wash my hands and i go back to eating hey and that food was ass too it was not seasoned. CJ loved it.

Oh my god. Oh my god. It was absolutely terrible. Oh my god. That was perfect. That was so good. Yeah. They all said you said,

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It's all the listeners. We're actually really nervous right now. I'm fidgety. We're going to play a game together, right? We always do trivia on this podcast, but I want to up the ante. If Peyton's coming in with a game, I always make it a little too extreme.

You do, always. We're going to be doing the extreme hot sauce trivia game. Oh, God. We're going to ask each other five trivia questions. Each time we get a question wrong, the hot sauce is going to get increasingly hotter. These are actually, the ones I'm holding right now are some of the three hottest hot sauces in the world. Oh, God. No, no, no.

I'm not ready. No, bro. I'm not ready either. And you are doing this one. You are absolutely doing this one. I am. This is the first time I've ever done a spicy thing on the podcast. Three years later and all the mean comments talking about why does Peyton never do the hot sauce?

Well, I'm doing it now. We got the two mild ones up there. Even those, they say they're mild. We open them up, they smell like poison. The whole room is immediately hot. Okay, Kim. Woo, boy. You're going to go first.

All right. No, no, you're answering first. Oh, shit. Are you ready? Oh, my God. Okay, so explain. I just have to have my spoon ready. Spoon ready. And this is, you're answering first. Oh, shit. Are you ready? Oh, my God. Okay, so explain. I just have to have my spoon ready. Spoon ready, and this is the first one right here.

If I get one wrong... The first hot sauce is only a four out of ten. Here you go. It's called barbacola. Okay. So have it in your spoon ready. We're going to start off easy, alright? Please, please.

Please, please, please, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait let me tell you something oh god oh are you ready yeah my butt's starting to sweat for real like i'm no my my abs are clenching bro i'm not ready for this all right what is the world's largest retailer oh jesus christ It's an easy one. I really hope that it is as it should be and I'm going to go with Amazon. It's Walmart. No way! No way!

Eat up, boy! Eat it. Walmart's bigger than Amazon. No way. I didn't make the quiz. No way. Do you have factual proof? Cam, you're not going to do this.

What's the world's largest retailer? The answer is Walmart. Eat up. First one. Oh, my God. And the fact that we don't have like a binder, like a chicken, a wing, nothing. Oh, my God. For this to be four out of ten, those are going to kill us.

Let's go. Oh, my God. All right. Three, two, one. Oh, my God. You took so Three, two, one. Oh, my God. You took so much. I'm not taking that much. Not bad.

It's not good. Oh, it's always when you swallow. Oh, level one complete. Level one complete. Good job, Cam. I'm not going to lie, though. Level one, I would order that at a restaurant. Yeah. I'm nervous to lie, though. Level one, I would order that at a restaurant. Yeah.

I'm nervous. I'm not good with spices. I would order that at a restaurant. I like spices on food, though, not in a spoon. Okay. This one's easy. This one's easy. What was Justin Bieber's first single?

Oh, my God. That's not easy. You bastard. Yes, it is. What? That's pop culture history. No, no. That's not easy, bro.

That's not easy. Yes, it is. Come on. That's not easy, bro. That's not easy. Yes, it is. Come on. That's not easy, bro. What is Justin Bieber's first single? You're overthinking and that's where you're getting messed up. Oh, my God. It's not baby, is it?

Is that your final answer? Baby, final answer. It's wrong. It's one time. I know it was wrong. I'm going to tell you one time to eat the second hot sauce. Let's go. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. All right. Give me a countdown again. You ready? Three, two, one. Second hot sauce down. Bro, it's so hard to just swallow it. Nothing else in there

okay not bad it's hot but it's not it's nothing both of those i would get on food okay now if you get this wrong if you get this next one wrong you're getting into the super spicy one of the three world's hottest hot sauces oh my god and the crazy part is this immediately it's probably both of those combined. This says the last dab with three X's. As if I'm going to do this and I'm done for. Oh my god. Alright. I'm

asking fairly easy ones. No, you're not though. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay. Which country has the highest life expectancy? Switzerland. What's the answer? What's the answer? What's the answer? Hong Kong. Life expectancy. Switzerland. Pour it out, pour it out. What's the answer? What's the answer?

What's the answer? Hong Kong. Hong Kong's not even a country. Yes, it is. Hong Kong's a city. I think it's a city in China. Hong Kong's a city. That's what it says on here.

I didn't make the question. I mean, it's still the wrong country, though. Damn it. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no, Peyton, no. Oh, no. Damn it up.

Oh, my God. Oh, no. When you pour, give me that one. Oh, my hand's shaking. Oh, my God, it's thick. It's like a paste. Oh, my God. Show the camera.

No, no, no. Show the camera to the poor. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh No no no Show the camera to the poor Oh my god Oh my god Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no

I don't wanna do it I don't wanna play anymore Oh my god My mom always said You play stupid games You win stupid prizes Give me a countdown Alright

Holy shit My stomach already doesn't feel good, bro. Ready? You should get more answers right. Ready? Three, two, one. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Got the next one ready for you. How are you feeling? I haven't even swallowed it yet. You're letting it bake in your mouth? Oh. Oh. Oh. When it goes down your throat.

No. Pause. When it goes. When it goes down your throat. The spices are living. They are living. Breathing spice. Oh. Oh. your throat. The spices are living. They are living, breathing spices. Oh.

Oh. Oh, no, the mouth. Oh, Peyton. Peyton. You ready for the... Oh! Oh. Oh, Peyton, Peyton, Peyton.

Question number four. Question number four. What is the last... My heart's racing. Question number four. What is the last My heart's racing. Question number four. What is the last book of the Twilight novel series? What the f***? Hold on.

There's a 30 second timer. 29. Okay. Oh. 25. Oh. 24. Oh f***. 23. Oh my god, the last one. It's not New Moon or whatever.

What's the last book of the Twilight Album series? Come on. Hey, this isn't good. We need more. Dude, I need milk. Can I have that milk? It's mine. Give me my milk. Where need more. Dude, I need milk. Can I have that milk? It's mine. Give me my milk.

Where's the milk? That's my milk. Hey, I'm not even kidding. The last, uh, come on. The last book of the Twilight Nights. I'm serious. Oh, it's, oh, um. What's the last book of the Twilight Nights? I can't even think. Oh, it's... What's the last book in the book? I can't even think.

Oh, my God. It's like a New World Order or something. Don't rub your eyes. Come on. Come on, you guys. Okay, hold on. For real, lock in. What's the last book in the Twilight novel series?

It's like Twilight. It's like something about a new moon. Jacob Lautner's shirtless. Taylor Lautner. Final answer. Is it wolves and shit and they have a big battle but it's all a scene.

Breaking Dawn. No. No. It's Midnight Sun. What? Oh, the books. It's not even a cinematic film. I'm not kidding.

What's your favorite movie? Here you go. of cinematic film. I'm not kidding. Put your feet. Here you go. Oh, no. This is the second to last hottest one. Oh. Oh. I can't, dude. Dude, I need that milk.

I need that milk. I need that milk. Give me the milk. Oh, God. This one's going to do me. I tried to give you an easy one. This one's going to do me. Okay, hold on. Oh, my God.

I'm not even boosting, bro. That bitch is... My tongue is on fire. Oh, my God. My tongue is up in flames. Mind over matter, Cam. Oh, call the fire department. And it's not for me.

It's for my tongue. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Is it more... Does it make...

Does it make more sense to take a sip of milk now or after? Just wait after. Wait after. Here we go. Bitch, this is the fifth question. This is the last dab of Apollo.

Is this the fifth question? Oh, bro. When you get that third one, it's a different world. It's a different world. You ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. What company was initially known as blue no no no i have to do this oh you have to do that one okay oh i thought you've done that one oh no not yet all right here you just got to get through it mind over matter my goal on this one is swallow quick go go go

three two one go oh god there's a lot of lip That was a lot of lip. That was a lot of lip. That's good. Oh, God. Why are you taking so much? Why are you taking so much? Why are you taking so much? I'm committed to the craft. Okay.

All right. Oh, my God. Hold on. It's subdued. Very subtle because I think I swallowed quick, but I also think it's going to absolutely ruin my insides. Ready? Your fifth and final.

Okay. Where is it? This is scary. Where is it? No. Where is it? It hasn't hit me yet. Where is this sauce?

This is going to come out of nowhere. I need it to be here. Okay. We're just going to go past it. Go. Go past it. Here you go. Hold the hot.

Oh, shit me. Kim, I want you to hold the hottest hot sauce we have right now because if you get this wrong, this is what you're going to have to eat. Here you go. Hold the hot. Oh, shit me. Kim, I want you to hold the hottest hot sauce we have right now. Whoa. Because if you get this wrong, this is what you're going to have to eat. Here you go. Okay. Oh, God. Okay.

Ready? Ready? What company was initially known as Blue Ribbon Sports? Wait. Oh, it's coming up. It's coming. It's coming up. It's resurrecting! It's coming! It's coming up! It's resurrecting!

What company was initially known as Blue Ribbon Sports? Are you kidding me? It's common knowledge. It's not? Blue Ribbon Sports, the only two me? It's common knowledge. It's not? Blue Ribbon Sports, the only two blue brands I can think of initially, has nothing to do with blue. Thanks for the hint. I'm trying out.

Come on, Cam. Blue Ribbon Sports. It's a ribbon and it's blue. Asics. It's Nike. F*** me! He got... He went 0 for 5. He got Oh Oh

He went 0 for 5 He got the worst scenario possible You're spitting all over the milk Oh I haven't opened it yet Okay okay okay I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you brotherly tips Oh my f***

I'm getting numb Oh my f*** My face is feeling weird Oh I'm not even kidding Drink the milk Oh Drink the milk Oh my face is feeling weird. Oh, I'm not even kidding. Drink the milk. Oh, drink the milk. Oh, my mouth is... My fucking tongue.

I'm not taking that much, by the way. I am not taking that much. You have to do... I'm not taking shots of hot sauce, brother. I don't... Oh, my God. It's on my lip. Oh, my fucking hand tingles.

Oh, oh, oh. Your tongue gets super slimy. Oh, my f***ing hand tingles. Oh, oh, oh. Your tongue gets super slimy. He spit on me. Okay, okay. I need a quick little crack. Oh, this is gross. Save some for me. Oh, okay. Oh, mother f***ing bitch. Save some for me.

All right, last one. The hottest one. Here we go. The hottest one. Get on that spoon. Not that much. Not that much. Bro, please don't eat all that. Don't eat all that.

No, I have to. No, no, no. No, no, no. Deadass. I'm a king. Don't eat all that. Take like a tongue. Like a, I have to. No, no, no, no, no, no. Deadass. Oh my god, my king. Don't eat all that. Take like a tongue, like a tongue hit.

Oh god. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Oh, give me that. Give me that. Come on. Three, two, one. The hottest.

Cam, no! You're not supposed to do that much. That was... Oh! That was bad. Get the trash can. That was a bad decision. Oh no, why would you do that?

No one told you to drink that. You're not supposed to drink that. You're not supposed to drink that. You're not supposed to drink that. You're not supposed to drink that. You're not supposed to drink that. Oh! Get the trash can. Oh no, why would you do that? No one told you to do that. Grab napkins. Look at the amount of spit. Oh. The amount of spit going in my tongue.

Get the f***ing trash bag! It's just like your tongue's in hell. Your tongue's sitting next to Lucifer. Look at my eyes! Look at my eyes! What the f***? Bunch of hell on your tongue! Oh, s***! Bunch of hell on your tongue! Oh shit!

Oh, oh, oh, oh! You alright? Oh my god there's so much sweat, lift up your pits. I'm good. Oh god. Oh! I've been here before. I'm not... Oh, oh, oh! I'm not doing... I'm not doing this right. You're not doing well. Oh! Oh You're not doing well

Did we just have a hot make I'm just gonna have to get blurred out. Okay. Okay. I'm starting to die down. I'm starting to die down, man. It's just your lips too. My dad has something I can do to it. No, you have to. Oh, but you gotta. I'm not doing it. Yeah, you are.

Yes, you are. I'm not doing it. Yes, you are. You don't have to do as much, but yes, you are. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Hold on.

Okay. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, my God. I genuinely don't think I'm going to be able to do this, Cam. You got it. I want to end the episode. No, you got it. I want to end the episode.

Are you ready? Uh-huh. Okay. Oh, my God. Dude, I've never had, like, actual hot sauce before. Like, I've done, like, the sriracha and stuff like that, but, like, spicy, spicy, I don't do. Dude, hot Cheetos to me are too spicy.

Oh, don't let it touch your lip, bro. It hit my lip. Don't let it touch the lip. No, it's straight to the mouth. Bring me my milk. Yeah, I said I only had one milk. I had my own. Oh, yeah. No, I know. Oh, my God. I was so nervous, but then you gave it to me. You're a good man. You're a good Samaritan. the mouth bring me my milk yeah i said i only had one milk i had my own oh yeah no i know you

oh my god i was so nervous but then you gave it to me you're a good man you're a good samaritan all right all right brother wait hold on dude i'm i'm genuinely i know you're starting to cry he's got water in his eyes all right okay uh grab the first one that's not the first one that's the first one and honest to god i'm gonna tell you right now and for everyone at home that first one that first one's like if you went out with some friends, it would pair really nice with a house margarita. That first one's real good with a house margarita. We just don't have a margarita. There's no binder. Listen to me. Listen to me. Genuinely, hot Cheetos are too spicy for me, bro. And I just smelled this and I'm starting to gag. Oh my God. Oh, that's good. That right.

Okay. Do like a little bit more. I got. No, no. I got a little bit. No, I got enough. You have to do. Okay. I'll go with you. I'll be an honest man. Just tell me when you're ready, Bubba.

I'm ready. Okay. Here we go. That's all the heat. All right. You ready? Yes. What the are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Put your you doing? What are you doing? Put your phone down. You're not asking questions. You don't need a phone. What is... Let Siri open.

Oh! Oh! My! You tyrant. You can't just be an honest man. Do it. You're good. Here we go.

I'm having a panic attack. I know you are! And I'm sorry, but here we go. Okay, first question. What was the first Disney princess movie? 30 second time. Can I get multiple choice? No, no.

I'm between two. I'm between Cinderella and Snow White. Okay. Are either one of those right? One of those is the correct answer. I'll give you that Don't look at anyone Don't

Stop Stop You look at me I just did that on my own Cinderella Incorrect answer You got it It's Snow White

With the little Dwarves Alright first one You got it I'm literally I'm literally having a panic attack You're starting to touch your heart He said Alright first You got it All of it Just do all of it Look at me I'm literally having a panic attack. You're starting to touch your heart.

He said, you got it. All of it. Just do all of it. Look at me. I promise you. Don't talk to me. Don't talk. I don't want to hit you.

You scared me. The first one is good. First one's good. You're good. No, you have to. You're not. You're not tonguing it. You're putting it in your mouth.

Go for it. You're a grown man. That, if we're doing that, it's bullshit. It's like barbecue. Take all of it. Take all of it.

You're going to do that with all of them. There you go. That, I'll accept that from each one. That one's very earthy. It's like hard to swallow because there's a lot of taste. Oh, my God. I need napkins. I need napkins.

Oh, my God. My tongue is still on. What the? Spit in your bag. Spit in your bag. On my lips. Oh, I told you. Don't let it touch you don't i told you that's why i only went to do the tongue test i told you don't let no you gotta ask me a second one

here we go are you ready you got to prepare the second one prepare that i got you he's moving to the second hot sauce second out of five here we go second question get your spoon okay i got the second hot sauce. Second out of five. Here we go. Second question. Get your spoon. Okay, I got the second hot sauce. Show me how much you just got. I got enough, Cam. You're not my fucking regulator for hot sauce. I'm doing it. You're not my father.

You're not my boss, and you're not God. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my God. What are the floaties in there? Where is the famous painting the Mona Lisa held? France. Where?

Bitch, France. No, it's... Okay, what is the building? There. You're already there. It's a building there you're already there you're already there what what is the famous one where you said it come on you know it's in movies everything i got you brother i'm here for you it's in paris it's in paris it's in paris you got the city right but it's looking for the building where is it held not the state not

the city you already said that it's in paris very famous museum very famous i've never heard of this i got you it's in movies it's literally i don't watch these movies. Come on. Night at the museum. No, come on, Bubba. I'll give you one more shot. Think of it. It's got a funny, funny little name. Oh, I'm not going to be able to get this, dude. Oh, the Lerve.

The what? The Lerve. Now, eat up. Cam, you can't ask me shit like that. The Louvre. You got it. Tongue, get all that. Get all that.

I highly recommend a slurp. Okay, talk to us. There's a lot of floats in there. A lot of herbs, spices, a lot of grass. My hand's numb. It feels like there's fish in my stomach. In a weird way that's relatable. It's like something's floating. I don't know why that made sense, but it did.

That's so accurate. I think I'm high. made sense, but it did. That's so accurate. I think I'm high. Are you okay? Your eyes are starting to get low. Your eyes are getting low. God, please. You look like your brother when he drinks a Coors Light. I can't even have fun.

I'm starting to lose feeling. Okay. I'm having a panic attack. What is this one? The last dab? This is where it gets bad? The last dab, triple X. I'm not even going to lie to you.

Oh, my God. My lips are chapped. That's where it takes a po-vault Okay Here we go This is where the spice Really kicks in Third question

Here we go Third question Where is it? Oh it's thick Oh you gotta go a little more There you go You gotta Hey

Don't do this though You were going like this You gotta What the f*** is that smell? Yeah that's that No it's No it's Mmm

It smells like Tire engines What? He's losing it. He said it smells like a tire engine. Okay, here we go. It's honestly starting to mess with my equilibrium. Oh, then you better get this one right.

And look, you're going to slurp all of it quickly. Big slurp. Don't tell me to slurp. Here we go. I don't feel good. How many colors are there in the traditional rainbow? What the? 30 seconds.

I got this. Okay. Red, blue, green, purple, yellow, seven.

Seven is the correct answer. Yes! Yes! Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. So just by that... Thank you, God. You still might have to do that, but you...

Thank you, God. But you have eliminated the last, the most spicy. Thank you, God. Here we go. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Next question. Oh, no.

So Peyton has officially eliminated his chances of experiencing the hottest one, but that one is still an ass-whooping sauce. Here we go. What is the official animal of Scotland? Oh, I know this. Oh, I know this. Scotland. 30 second timer. The goat.

The goat. No! What is it? It's a unicorn. That's not even a real animal. That's bullshit. It is to the Scotts. It is.

That's not fair. You asked me Justin Bieber's hit single, lead single. Who didn't know that? Me. I didn't know anything you asked me. Oh, God. Here we go. Okay, here we go.

It's the TV before we get there. All right, brother. I'm so sorry. Unicorns are real to the scots apparently bro looking at bro this is literally ranked 10 out of 10 hot like yeah this is the hottest no no yeah no it's it's you're about to experience something that's a little extraterrestrial you're gonna have an outer body hey honestly just just for them give it one more whiff get that central nervous system ready give a little whiff of that spoon oh boy it's literally like new colors come when i smell this havana three two one all of it oh yeah oh oh just wait just you're good talk us through it. He's going f***ing mad.

Your mouth is so wet. He's crying. He's crying. He's crying! He's crying! Oh, he's crying! Oh my god. I didn't even hit it hard... No no... Oh my f*** I'm starting to get a smell!

Oh my god what's that smell? Oh my god! Oh my god your body's putting off endorphins! Oh... Get the f fuck off me. Oh, fuck. Oh, my hip pierced. No, you're not.

He's crashing out. Oh, his hands haven't stopped moving yet. Ah, shit. Oh. It's not moving yet! Ah, shit! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh my god! No, it's in my chest dude. Oh no, I told you, that breathway is getting real tight.

I'm like a dog. You want some water? I got my water. It's in my bag now. Spin it, spin it out. Oh, you nasty bitch. In the bag. In the bag. Oh. Everybody quiet.

Where'd my hat go? You threw that bitch like two minutes ago. Oh shit. When air gets on my tongue it hurts. Oh I told you. It's hard, it's like you need to not breathe. Okay. Describe it Bubba, you only got one more question.

I can't dude, my chest hurts. I know. You keep moving, the fidgets moving. The fidgets help. The fidgets help. Oh, you got it. You got it. Yeah. Put it in.

There you go. Yeah. Where's my spoon? You said what? Where's my spoon? Threw the spoon away. Oh, yeah. It's in the back.

All right. So it's fair to say on this last one, if you get it wrong, you'll just go straight to the tongue. Yeah. No, we got to go because he won't be able to survive. I'm having compulsions. What? Compulsions? Contractions.

No, you're not. Okay, you're good. You're good. You need to... Why are you grabbing your Johnson? Okay, here we go. Here we go. Last question.

Yep. Kim, please. The questions are predetermined, brother. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Last question. Yep. Can't please. The questions are predetermined, brother. Can't please. It's kind of like yours with the, here we go. Can't please. You got it. Can't please.

I'm not getting your son a birthday gift. You heard that? Here we go. Which country invented tea? What the fuck was that psycho little smirk? I thought Boston at first. I thought Boston, but it's not right. Boston Tea Party.

London. No! I just saw my answer. Yes, it was! It was China! No, the fireworks. Oh, God, what is this? I'm starting to pass out.

Okay, brother. Okay, here we go. Last one. Last one. So, you can punch me in my face. I'm not taking that. Oh, yeah, you are. Yes, you are.

You have to. It's a part of it. I did it. It's good. Honest to God, you already did it. Yeah, there you go. There you go. So, you're. You have to. It's a part of it. I did it. It's good. Honest to God, you're already. Yeah, there you go. There you go. So you're going to go just.

We'll call it even at two drops on the tongue. Two drops on the tongue. Two drops on my ass. I'm taking one. You're doing two drops. Two drops. That's still less than what you would have. Here you go.

Oh, his body is glistening. Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, his body is glistening. Oh, shit. I'm not well. I snorted. I got like a hot loo. I'm not well. You got it, Bubba. Here we go.

Two drops and you're done. Two drops and you're done. You're like crazy. Two drops and you're done. Oh like crazy two drops and you're done oh I know you're my whole body is hot you saw the pits

yeah roll those slacks oh lord Jesus have mercy on me blessed be thy name Havana Havana here we go you look

incredible okay take that. This is the last one. Oh, God. Yeah, shoes are coming off. I know. I feel that pain.

I wanted to sit butt naked. Okay. I feel like I need a damn hug. Yeah. A hug from an ice cube. Oh, my God. Your feet have jaundice. Your feet are so yellow. Oh, my God. Don't make me laugh. Oh. Oh. Oh my God, your feet have jaundice. Your feet are so yellow.

Oh my God. Don't make me laugh, please God. Oh. Oh. I just had like a second wind. I just made eye contact with my moose knuckle.

Oh. Okay, here. How'd it happen to him? We gotta get, you threw him. God bless. We gotta get out of here. Okay.

Correct. Your final answer was London. Correct answer was China. Which country made a T? Don't ask me no damn trick questions, Correct. Your final answer was London. Correct answer was China. Which country invented tea? Don't ask me no damn trick questions, bro. The questions are over, brother. You're already at the last part. He doesn't know where he is.

Open that tongue. Open that fat little tongue. Or yeah, go on the plate. Get a good dab on the plate and then just slurp it with the tongue. Why is it so sexual for you? What? Wait, what's the last question Why is it so sexual for you? What? Wait, what's the last question? It's over.

Which country invented tea? You said the Boston Tea Party, which led you to London. There you go. There you go. That's good. That's good. Mind over matter, Bubba. I genuinely don't know about this, dude.

Hey, honestly, if you want, never mind, never mind. I'm just going to do it. I'm going to do this little dab. No, you're not. I'm going to do. I know. No, you're not. I'm going to do... I know. Yeah. Oh, it's like dragon breath, isn't it? Oh, my God.

It's like incendiary rounds and black ops. Hey. Hey. YouTube. At this point, I don't even know this is entertaining. At this point... Oh, I got to stop talking. You got it.

Ready? Last one. Final one. Hot trivia. Challenge complete. I swear to God, I just heard my grandma's voice. She's dead. In three, two, one.

Absorb it. Absorb it. Absorb it. It literally tastes like I'm eating matter. Oh, f***! Oh, no! Oh, God, no! You look like a Louisiana fisherman.

Get up! Don't spit on the Greg. Take him to his bag, take him to his bag, hurry, take him to his bag, take him to his bag, hurry. Take him to his bag. Run the bag. Don't want that on the concrete, thank you. Oh.

What? Switch back. Oh! Oh! Don't break any electronics. I need a punch. We're going to punch the punch. Give me your milk. Give me your milk. Punch the thing.

Get in his bag. Get in his bag. Bag on aisle two. Get in the bag. Oh, God. He swallowed it. Worst decision you could have made. Yeah. Punch in my head***ing bag. Oh, God. He swallowed it. Worst decision he could have made. Yeah.

Hold it in my hand. Punch something. Punch that f***ing... I'll give you my ass. I mean... I don't know. It's back there. It's my windpipe. Where's my f***ing milk?

It's right there. You just set it down. Bag him. God, your bag has some weight. Get out of here. Okay, you're good. No, I'm not. Don't tell me what I am.

You look like you're hunting for crawfish. You're good. You're good. Wiggle those knees. Okay. Uh-huh. Okay. Okay.

It's in my head You got it Bubba It's in my head I love you, you got it It's in my head I love you, we're here We're here I know What the f*** is that cracking noise?

Oh my god, what the f*** was that? It's my knee Oh my, that was your knee? P, P, you're good bro You're good Oh my, that was your knee. P, P, you're good, bro. You're good. Oh my God. Hallelujah.

Yeah, get your hands off your meat. Thank you. Is everything, are you okay? Itches. Are you okay? Yeah, itches. Scratch that dry-ass head. Oh. It literally feels like there's somebody felt growing my forehead right now. My beard.

Ah! Ow! Oh! Punch something. Punch something. Not the fan. Not the fan. No, not the fan.

Oh. Oh, watch out for that bag of mush. Not the fan, not the fan. No, not the fan. Watch out for that bag of mush. That's what's wet on me. That's the milk. That's the milk. Ow. Do you want me to get us out of here? Wait.

Okay. You want some money? What? You want some money? No, because you've never paid me before. I'm not doing it. I promise you I'm not. I can't. I can't. Do you want some money? No. $2,000. No, no. I've heard that before and I've gotten zero ACH deposits. So I'm going to go with no. We can suffer together. Okay. Oh, but what you could do, what you could do, hear me out. Split that in the fourth, a little 500 ball for one of those little rats.

$500. Full spoon. Whoa, whoa, what happened to two grand? You're not worth two grand, buddy. Not on your best day. $500. Not the hottest one, but that third one. Third one, $500, full spoonful.

And this is going to go on Patreon. Nothing to it. No questions. You just got to slurp that one. Third one, $500, full, spoonful. And this is going to go on Patreon. Nothing to it. No questions. You just got to slurp that joint. $500. $500. Full, spoonful. Right now or do we do it tomorrow?

Right now. Right now. Right now, this exact second. Shake my hand. Shake my hand. Come here. Wait, before you do that, actually come here. Shake your hand.

We're going to go to, this is going to be on the Patreon. If you want to see Intern Pierce. $500. Oh, my God. We got two. Oh, on the patreon if you want to see intern pierce 500 oh my god we got if you want to see intern pierce and editor cj commit to hell in the mouth it is going to be on the extended in the koala club on our patreon we absolutely love y'all thank you for coming back to episode 154 of the usual podcast if you plan on doing this at home, have some milk, water, maybe some parental guidance because it's not for the faint of heart. But confuse the casuals.

Get your good karma with this week's secret code, TSH. TSH, bubba. Think through the madness. You got it. The hot sauce. No, that shit's hot. The hot sauce. That shit's hot.

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So if you want to get on the stuff early in Uncensored, go over to the Patreon, and there's Patreon exclusives like Pierce and CJ eating it. Oh. Remember, tour's coming soon, I guess, if I make it to tomorrow. Tour's coming soon. You already know Koala Club always gets the

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