You Should Know Podcast - EXTREME SOUR CANDY CHALLENGE-You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

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The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, we got Ghost Cam back in the studio. Oh, oh my God. What is that? It's so spread. I feel like this is like our anniversary episode. You're already on some true stuff, and everyone knows why. They they know what episode this is don't look at me so intently my eyes when you talk trying to intently tell you to stop i can't let's come here let's do what we

have to what you said i'm just listening to your instructions i i that was such a laugh this is the this is the cam episode no it's it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. I'm here to celebrate you and all your beautiful attributes, dog. I don't want you to. What's your favorite attribute about me? How's your week going? Good.

What's your favorite attribute about me? Honestly, and I've read the comments, right? And I've seen some people getting a little uncomfortable. Physical? Yeah. My favorite physical attribute about you. Stop looking at me like that. Favorite physical

Physically What you can do physically for me My favorite physical attribute is I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with your beard I'm jealous of your beard That sucks I'm jealous of your

What do you want me to say? Your long scaly back? Your sweaty bend of knees? Your crooked, broken fingers? What do you want me to say? Ooh, my name's Cam. I've never put a day of work in my life, so nothing's ever... Your George Washington hair? What do you want me to say?

It's not that bad today. Look. Have you ever broken a bone? No. Actually, I did. This is a lot about you. I did, I did. My ankle. Really? Yeah. You've never broken a bone? No. Actually, I did. I did. I did.

My ankle. Really? Yeah. You've never broken your ankle? I swear. We can call up Mr. Duke right now. It was a hairline fracture, but it's still broke. It's a fracture.

It's different from a break. A fracture is different from a break. Cameron. Cameron. A fracture is different from a break. Why is there two different names? It's the exact same thing. No, it's not.

A break is a break. A fracture is a hair. A break is a hair. A different from a break. Why is there two different names? It's the exact same thing. No, it's not. A break is a break. A fracture is a hair. A break is a break. A fracture is a fracture. Thank you. A fracture is a break. So break and break. So they're two different forms of break, meaning they're both a break.

You want to know everything that I... If it was a complete break, someone would say it's completely broken. Fracture means the bone has been fractured. Let's break this down. Broken. All right, Cam's a math teacher. He's a doctor now. He's the god of all universes.

Or we can sum it up as Peyton's dumb. That's a quicker summary. That's a quicker summary. Okay. Peyton loves to try to earn points. First off, our tally right now is like 613 to like 212. Cam, it's because of your pride. I don't think you've ever admitted I'm wrong.

I've done it multiple times. I can't remember. I can't recall. Like, two or three episodes ago. I literally said, oh, I was wrong on that. On what? Oh, I was wrong on the whole space thing. But, that's what I'm saying.

You've never admitted that. I admit that I was wrong. I still have no faith that we've been to the moon. But, yes, space is the absence of pressure, not a ton of pressure. Can I name you everything I've broken on my body to maybe for them i already know for them it could it could explain my my my body build creep walk is he said that about me today and it's honestly ruined the first 15 minutes of my day no i'm not gonna lie your walk didn't look hot it wasn't good it wasn't a good walk it's good i have so much ass right no it wasn't a good strut they just

venture to say i have more ass than you we've talked about this since we've known each other. Your ass looks more voluptuous due to your skinny cricket legs. I also have cornbread-fed white boy legs like whole milk. So the ass just blends in with it. I will agree with you. Why am I saying this? I'm on your type of time and I don't like it. The fact that I just said that for 30 seconds straight is unbelievable.

I've broken all my fingers. I've, uh, my collarbone, my back. Yo, to break a back is like, that's wicked. No, it wasn't out of, that's wicked. It wasn't off of like emotion. Like I didn't like do something to break my back. Oh, so you just stood there and got hit with a sledgehammer by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh, and there goes Cam again thinking he knows God all universe.

So you weren't in motion? No. Tell us how you broke your back. Growth. I grew like seven inches in like everywhere. You're already on demon time no i grew seven inches in one summer right and so god i know you're in pain it's so bad no i was in a back brace and everybody in school called me turtle boy my because i was in a back brace and i was like this with my tail dude i've sucked as a kid dog like honestly it takes a lot of perseverance to make it this far.

Hey, you had a hell of a grow up, though. Like, a hell of a grow up. My, my, uh... Are you saying I'm pretty now? My, I think my biggest, because when you're tall, I mean, like, a different level height as you are, uh, you have growth spurts and they hurt like hell. Dude, your knees. Oh, I know your knees were killing you. Oh, I've also, um, fractured my knee. How are you fracturing these compound things? It was a hyperextension that turned into a fracture. Oh, I've also fractured my knee. How are you fracturing these compound things? It was a hyper extension that turned into a fracture. Oh,

God. I went up for a rebound and I landed like this. Dog, I'm not going to lie. You grew seven in one summer? In one summer. And so my growth plates couldn't go. My biggest was three. Like, what? Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?

I want you to know. You want to know what I want you to know. Are you? Oh. You want to know what I want to do? What? No, actually, I don't. I don't. You asked the question.

I said no. I want to sit in your parents' living room while I watch this. See how they react. My mom's probably like, oh, Mike, he's taking off his shirt again. Mike and my dad's sitting there. He's just looking. he's just like this my mom has the tv on 83 my dad's like hey can you hear it because i think our neighbors can yeah my my mom's probably like it's my stupid ass boy and then my dad's like hell yeah yeah what's your look like no speaking of uh bro i can't get over that i'm sorry i i swear i'm not trying to linger it what i was the amount of pain i was in that summer mine was freshman going in sophomore year okay i was like six one went to like six four yeah in the summer you said you went seven and dude i would

have been like literally crying yeah no that shit was ultra painful for me and that was only three inches i missed the second half of aau basketball because i couldn't i couldn't stand up straight i was like this like all the time but speaking of like um growing up right how do you know you grew up grow up you know what i mean like birthdays well it's like almost i'm here right now no no you know what i mean i was trying to get into the thing what i was saying, you know, like birthdays is your next incremental year. Yes. Which is also not true.

It's as factual as fact can get. How, though? You're born on this day when a whole calendar year passes, and that day you're now one year older. Technically, I'm 24, right? Yeah. I'm technically 25. Because that first year, it's zero to one. So that's my first year on earth. I hear what you're saying Yeah. I'm technically 25. Because that first year, it's zero to one. So that's my first year on earth.

I hear what you're saying. So I should be 25. Okay. If that's your argument, then I see what you're saying. But you said it's not even how it works. Well, it's not. But I was... Ooh.

Go ahead. Sorry. What about you think people that are born on the leap year day? What is that day again? That's a fallacy. No, it's not. We talked about this. No, we didn't.

Yeah, we did. Because I said I had that in football, that kid that said he was like six, but he was 16, and then you were like, that's not how that would work. We talked about this. But what do you think? Like... Never mind. I was going, but you did that?

So what if someone was born on that day? Obviously, they're growing, they're 16, 17, 18, but their actual birth date is only a day every four years. Stone them. What? Alright, you Salem witch tribe. Stone them just because they're born? Ooh.

Okay. I actually saw this question for you. Okay. Is there 8 billion different birthdays or is there only 365 birthdays? 365. Obviously. You can't have an outstanding birthday you can't have an outstanding but like what do you july 12 and a half like what do you what does that mean that doesn't mean anything what there's 365 days in a year you're born in one of those 365 so you're there's only 365 birthday variations

but i brought up birthdays because i want to know do you feel this way on your birthday right let's hear it are you ever real sad on your birthday oh yeah every birthday i cry okay i'm not that sad i'm not that you know what i mean that's internal yeah you know you need to like open up your hips and allow that to happen no not that way no you're probably storing trauma in your body. No, I've always had pleasant birthdays. Actually, ever since I was out of that age where my parents would be like, happy birthday, and they would throw me a parade, after that, no one's ever done anything special for my birthday.

That's absolutely not true. I went across the country for you and your birthday. I paid for that. No, no, no. No, no. We. Okay, we paid for that. But we went.

It was fun. Yeah, but I'm saying that. I mean, I didn't give you a damn. I didn't take you Okay we paid for that But we went It was fun Yeah but I'm saying I didn't give you a damn I didn't take you to the Taj Mahal No I'm saying like nothing Like I always see these videos Of like people's friends

They get them like Birthday surprise party Or like Stuff Birthday surprise party Alright Brittany Like I want I want a cool birthday

I haven't had a cool birthday Since I was a kid like We got you Thank you Next year But now I don't kinda want it anymore because I feel like I had to ask hate you I just I don't want to ask you that's two weeks in ride I knew that as soon as I said that you were gonna counter it Yeah, but I want things to just be done for me nicely It will be without me having a you don't have to ask for it and like I'm getting a house right matter of fact

Well, you kind of yeah, and so why why did I have to plan for it. And like I'm getting a house, right? Matter of fact, well. Kind of. Yeah. And so why did I have to plan the house party? Because if we planned it and you don't want people over, then it's. Well, I live in desolate isolation depression. Devastated sweaty loneliness. That's like me saying, hey, let's road trip around the country in your Jeep. What? No. That's exactly that's exactly no because it doesn't but if i'm throwing the house party i have to pay for the dishes no you don't you're

just throwing it it's at your thing you have created the event if i said hey let's all go across the country in your car that's not how the life works if you said if i said hey let's all go cross-country. You're like in my Jeep Bing bada bing bada boom bingo You We if we said hey, we're giving you a house party. Yeah, I'll be thank you guys You love me we but I can't remember the last time I've looked on the eyes like wow, they love me So hard line name it time Name it you you know that we love you every no no i know you love me all right then no i know that like that's not a question the last time i've looked you in your soggy little eyes and said oh you love me at the desk over there i showed you a lot of

signs of affection i didn't say oh you love me you should have though that's your fault so now it's my you're a crook you're an absolute crook be careful that's not you're a crook it's when you don't do it it's my fault when i do it or when i when you oh cam's having a hard time today folks a ribbity rap when you oh i can't articulate it uh-huh i've i've 17. I'm crisscrossed. I'm 17 degrees. I'm crisscrossed. When you... When it doesn't... There we go. When it doesn't happen to you, it's my fault. Yes.

When I choose not to do it, it's my fault. When you choose not to accept it, that's your fault. That's so stupid. That's a fact. That's so stupid. That's a fact. Are you going to beat my ass? Stop.

That's stupid. No, okay. But you know what I mean? Why is birthday sadness a real thing? No, it really is, though. I don you know what i mean like for why why why is birthday sadness a real thing no it really is though i don't i don't know i actually don't know why but it's it's like a i don't think it's sad on the on like the fatal part like the morbid no no no close one year closer to death i don't think anyone knows like that but it's like my family does well you know my family go poke malcolm he said poke him make sure he's still with us

but i don't it's like i think it might be a mini adrenaline dump again i don't have any adrenaline it's like i wake up gray like i wake up for you that's like every thursday though like at least two times a week and you don't think as a friend as somebody i close you're like a second brother to me past preston right preston's my brother you're my second brother yeah oh you don't think that you should do something about that if you know that right you just said that to millions of people right what do i do help what do you want me to move in with you yes i i have that would have been fun but it wouldn't have worked. It couldn't have.

Okay. Okay, also, in school, right? Do you remember... My lisp is really punctual today. You know that wisdom tooth thing I had weeks, months ago? I think it's starting to pop up again. Knock on wood. Are you for real?

Yeah. You need to get them out. You need to get them out. Hell no. You need to get them out. No, because if it just flames up and goes back down. You had braces. I'm getting veneers.

Oh, the way you just looked just cringed me to my core. You literally went like this. Watch me the whole time. You went, I'm getting veneers. And you like did some sassy ass like. Dude, what's wrong with you today? What's wrong with you? Nothing. I'm happy. You're 24 with a straight white today? What's wrong with you? Nothing.

I'm happy. You're 24 with a straight white grill. You're talking about the knees. It's not straight. It's not straight. Smile. That was the lamest, most unconfident. I said smile.

It's like Ruby. If I told her to show her teeth, you'd leave it. Smile. Smile. Smile. For real. They're straight. That didn't sound confident. They're straight.

That didn't sound confident at all. You have straight white teeth. You're trying to rip your teeth from your skull to put fake ones in for the rest of your life. One of the most... Wait until you're 60. No. That's when your teeth will be rotten and yellow. You think I'm going to make it to 60?

Yes. Yes. You better. But one of the things I was thinking about, remember back in school, right? Do you remember school? Yeah. I remember education.

I was there last year. But you remember a game called Kahoot, right? Yes. Yes. Trauma, right? Yes. Yes. Trauma. Why? Because. Kahoot was my shit.

But I would hate, right? And this happened every time we played Kahoot. So I hated when the teacher would be like, Kahoot. And then everybody in the class would be like, oh my God, Kahoot time. Celebration. And they'd pop fucking champagne and confetti. And they'd be like, oh yeah. Kahoot.

Would you rather do a worksheet or play Kahoot? Worksheet. Because no one can see how dumb I am. In Kahoot, right, it pops up when the question, how many people got it right? It doesn't say the name of who gets it wrong. It just shows you were the one. That's always the one fucking bubble, right? Always.

And so everybody would be like, who like who's that guy and i'd be like yeah right and then and then trevor next to you he's like oh it's him the screen is red no i would always put my brightness all the way down and then like you're an unconfident dude school sucks and all the teachers out there right watch it no screw you all the teachers out there that popcorn ask questions dude i, I have crippling anxiety. But do you want to know why? Do you want to know why? I did.

I did this whole year. You want to know why? Because to engagement, right? Yes. I get it. But I was engaged, and they'd pick on me. I would always look at the teacher, and I would give them that eye, right? Don't pick on me.

I'd be like, definitely staring into their eyes. And they'd be like, Peyton, what's this one? And I'd be like, huh. See eyes and they'd be like payton what's this one and i'd be like see but one thing i did first off i was teaching electives i didn't do that intentionally it was never to embarrass someone ever i never used as that but if the class knows you're going to pick on the same two or three kids that know the answers every time the four or five or six that don't and they don't even care about being there they will never even work ever they'll never try to do anything. That's an outlying circumstance.

I'm talking about my circumstance. That's all the time. That sucked for you. That sucked. That's all I'm talking about. I don't need you to go to Teachers Guild of America and defend them. I love teachers. Wow, you have a hard job

and you don't get paid enough. Congrats. Don't be a bully. How about that? I have crippling anxiety. Even if I know the answer to the question, if you call on me and I wasn't ready,

I won't forget And you wonder you wonder why I dropped out you need to open up your hips you have stored trauma not right now Okay, you do stretches and exercises. Oh my god. You fishy bastard honestly cam right? Oh, no, no How when you start with let's be honest or honest because because you put me in such a corner I gave myself a concussion you put me what you hit yourself ahead. How? I hate when you start with, let's be honest. You're honest. Because? Because you put me in such a corner. I think I gave myself a concussion. You put me, you hit yourself in the head? Yes. Three times hard.

Honestly, right? If, if you love the gym. Yes. You love the gym, right? Yeah. You go every day. Try to. You're very passionate about the gym.

Your For You page is all gym. Your Explorer page is all shirtless, half-naked men posing. Okay. It's a fact. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Majority. And then you show me, like, we're in a parking lot, and you'd be like, please look at this.

And it's a guy spreading, right? That's what happens. That's happened before. Look, he had seven plates on this. Wow. Because that's insane. Great. You love the gym, right?

You would never give up the gym. No. Okay. What if... you would you would never give up the gym no okay what if every time you had to go to the gym you had to put your nasal in my crevice and sniff every time to go to the gym would you still go to the gym and how passionately would you sniff what kind of a damn question is that I have to sniff your crotch yeah just go to a hobby of mine the webbing better myself the webbing no i give up gym you really i turn into calisthenics

you go cam so for calisthenics no i give it up i don't i'm not i'm not lying i'm not lining your webs in your crease with my nasal cavity To go and pick up some dumbbells My mess doesn't have to be out I would build a home gym I'd do calisthenics something No you can't do any physical exercise That's bullshit

You can't do any physical exercise without sniffing I'm asking You put me in these sick scenarios Because this is what I have to do To make sure you still love me. I do love you. Comment right now, does Cam love Peyton? Yes, Cam loves Peyton.

But to line his crack. Ask me one. You don't even like the gym. Anything. Okay, okay, here we go. Here we go. Yes. All right.

No, that's creepy as hell. I don't like that my mind even thought of that. You're disgusting. Yes. All right. No, that's creepy as hell. I don't like that my mind even thought of that. You're disgusting. Ask. Every time you want to watch YouTube, you have to lick my armpit. Yes. Wait, is it a deep lick, like a ruby lick? Yeah.

Oh. A deep ruby lick, like a... Would you... Okay. Follow-up. Would you give me the... I like that. Would you give me the decency of cleaning yourself?

You never know what I'm doing. But since you love me, would you clean yourself before? And would you shave? That's not the point. My armpits will not be shaved. Okay. And you don't know what I'm doing. If I just came in from a hard day of labor, if I just came in from the gym and you want

to watch YouTube, you can either wait till I bathe or you have to lick. Lick. Would you like give me words of encouragement while I do it? I'm not even, I wouldn't even enjoy that. So I retract my question. That would make me feel more uncomfortable. You're licking my armpit. That's not that bad.

Okay, here we go. You either have to give up. Okay, do it. Do it. YouTube or fast food? Holy shit. Do it. YouTube or fast food? Holy shit. Oh my. That's his two apex meccas of pinnacles of his enjoyment.

I'm about to expose myself, right? Oh my God. Apex or... Apex? YouTube or fast food? Okay, before I answer this, to give the viewers a lesson of how much I love fast food, guess my monthly bill for fast food last month. Oh my God.

Last month was June. Yeah. You spent $1,300. Up. Not too much up, but up. You spent more than $1,300. You could have a second apartment. $1, but up. You spent more than $1,300. You could have a second apartment. $1,850.

Dog, you could give me $1,850. And I would cook every single meal for you. No, I have meals. But they become boring and they make me poop. That's good. It's cleansing you. No, but it's like a sour poop. What the hell is... You ever have that poop that's good it's cleansing you no but it's like a sour poop what the hell you ever have that poop that stings a little bit oh yeah no i know what

you mean that's not it's like a thrill though kind of but that's not sour yeah it is it's more it's like it's like a lightning i saw this question on the channel i saw this question on a different podcast right can you taste your poop not like that not like what is he saying like when it's coming out you're in some human centipede shit talking about can you taste your poop honestly dog no you smell it smell is like 70 of taste though so now i know what you're saying i can honestly say i've never smelled my own poop like every time i poop i don't smell it i swear you're lying i swear not when i'm doing it when i read when i re-enter the bathroom that's what i'm like oh he was here because you have

toilet spray and all this no i never i live by myself why would i spray my own this is my ground decency this is for who yourself this is my territory of self-respect i'm a lion dog i'm a lion of this this is my territory you don't spray your toilet and you spend nineteen hundred dollars a month on on fast food you don't spray your toilet and you spend $1,900 a month on fast food. You don't have enough self-respect. Sometimes I piss on my walls just as I claim territory, dog. You don't have enough respect for yourself. I love myself. You can love yourself, you don't have enough

respect. Like when I move into my new house, guess what I'm going to do? Piss on the staircase. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Why? Why? To claim my territory, dog. It it's already yours this isn't the wildlife yes this isn't hunger games you don't have to claim anything is your dog gonna be at my house yes she smells that oh this pain's like try it or you can spank her little cute i would

never hit my knees if she poops on your floor when she stays the night with you and i hit you i'd be like fix your dog you would hit me oh my god do you remember this if my dog sorry poops on your floor when she stays the night with you? No, I'd hit you. I'd be like, fix your dog. You would hit me. Oh my God! Do you remember this? If my dog poops, you would hit me. Yes. Fix your dog. Be a dad. I would hit you.

We'd be two fighting motherfuckers right in front of you. And you'd lose. No. Oh my God. You know there's so much open space upstairs? That's how you gotta break it in. We got an MMA. We'll get some mats.

That'd be fun. Let's do it. Patreon. Okay, do you remember back in college in Arkansas, right? When I came and visited. This was when Ruby was a wild beast she was very young untamed untamed very small our relationship was still on the rocks who oh me and ruby i was gonna say we were pretty solid your dumb ass went to an airport two hours away when there was an airport 36 i don't know because i never knew arkansas existed before you went. So I was not supposed to know.

Oh, the O'Hare is closer to where you're at. I had to drive two hours through hills and bumps and rivers and valleys. It was definitely Liv. I drove you back. Liv drove to get you. I drove you back. Bullshit. There's an airport spit away. It was, oh, at the time I was going through a bad breakup of that too.

So I would take a video of the mountains and I tagged it on Instagram as Colorado to make it seem like she was missing out. And literally, she know I was in the asshole of America. I was in the middle of nowhere. All right, back to Ruby and you being untamed. You remember y'all gave me that guest room that y'all had, right? Yes. You remember that? And so me and Ruby were still on the rocks.

She didn't sleep in the crotch yet. I didn't really, I couldn't get her vibe. And she didn't really spend too much time around me. I leave that room five seconds, right? She doesn't even go in that room when I'm in there. Doesn't even say hi to me. Doesn't come by, hey, what's up, P? And make me feel at home.

Don't even look at her in the eyes the whole time. I leave that room for five seconds. Her little crooked ass walks in there and takes the most violent shit on my bed that i have ever smelled on the bro i knew she shit because when i walked into your house i was like oh no there's either a body y'all are hiding or your dog shit we looked the whole house oh guess who she chose the visitor's bed i love ruby to death hey Hey, she would, you know, if she could talk, she would be like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I had poo-poos and I had to.

Speaking of bathrooms, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, if you, I've never used an airplane bathroom. I've seen Liv do it. I've never done it. I feel like that is a threat. They're so small. Really? So small.

Right? It's like small. I've never even. I've never even. Would you let me massage you right now? What are you doing? I've never even walked on a plane, dog. Think of a plane.

Walking on a plane. He really doesn't. It's terrifying. Both times we've been to LA, there and back, four plane trips that I've been on flights with you, I've never seen him stand up. I won't stand up for shit. I've never seen him.

But he's that kid I had to poop during second period and I had to hold it all the way until I got home. I don't shit in public. I have decency for myself. Talking about decency. I would literally go and bare ass a 7-Eleven. Yeah, dude. Oh, my God.

Liv, is his ass bumpy? No, my ass is not bumpy. Thank you, babe. She gave him a little cheese. No, she thought about it. I don't know why. My ass is porcelain. Let me see. I was thinking. You see? I told you how he acts off camera.

He gives me rhythm. You do give me a little rhythm. Yeah, but I feel like walking on a plane is dangerous. No. I feel like walking on a trolley or like a high speed dart is dangerous more dangerous than a plane i don't like walking in any moving thing i like the ground to be still when i walk you're not there's no ground have you ever in a plane yes there is a ground there's no you're not on ground there's a floor i'm saying like you're you're in air you're talking about the. There's a floor. I'm saying, like, you're in air.

You're talking about the floor. Like, just the floor. That's the ground. I guess they could be synonymous for this, but... Can you say, I'm wrong? Sure, I'm wrong. Now look at the camera and say it. I'm wrong.

Speaking of walking, right? Speaking of walking, have you ever felt i i i i i i i went this i i i felt this way the other day right i was walking inside of a kroger right i was walking do you ever walk and feel like you're going nowhere no are you sure like your walk dream your dream walking in real life it's only you have human experience, dog. I know there's a lot of people that see this and you want to be Mr. Cool Guy. Relate to something. I'm not being cool at all.

I can relate to sleeping, eating, lifting, funnies, jokes, movies. I have never once thought I was just and not making fun of you. No, obviously you can see you're going somewhere, but you're like, I'm not covering as much ground as i usually do you are in a realm of your own you're in a realm of your own what the sooner you realize that easier it'll be for you

do you know that i was thinking about something else, but I forgot. Fucking fidgety McGee over here. But in that Kroger, right, whenever I felt like I wasn't walking, right? Uh-huh. I was doing the self-checkout because that's all the options they had. I was in the self-checkout, and my intrusive thoughts have been getting ripped. My intrusive thoughts have been getting ripped. My intrusive thoughts have been getting real bad to the point i literally can't control them like there's no you know when you think of something before you say it and there's that there's like a tunnel system right like a small voice that speaks to the bigger voice and the

voice gives you to your ears and and then you think about it. Right. It goes from brain to decision to mouth. Yeah. Right? Mine just kind of goes. It's just like a full flight. It's like the dam has been broken.

And so I was at the self-checkout, right? It's like, bitch! Oh. Like, you can't stop and think. That's scary. Yeah. So I was at the self-checkout, right? And it talks to you. It does?. Yeah. So I was at the self-checkout, right? And it talks to you.

It does? Yeah. And so I was going, right? Blink, blink, blink. Put in my card just like that. I go and... You never put in the card like that. I always put in my card like that.

So the card's just balancing. Like this. And then once it gets a little firmness in there, I just push it up like that. Is there something wrong with how I insert my card? Everything you do is wrong. I can't tap. I don't have that function. Oh, yeah.

He's like the... of 1812. Hey, tell them my bank, huh? Give them my routing number. 714, security codes 312. So, I put it... I put it... Oh, my God.

So, I put in my card, right? I put in my pin, right? I put in my pin. How long is your pin? You just said, I put in my card, right? I put in my pin, right? I put in my pin. How long is your pin? You just said, I put in my pin? Is that your loyalty number? He said, it says, I've crossed my fingers. It says, approved.

It's like, thank God. I take my card out. I put it back into my wallet. Then the voice goes, and she goes, thank you for shopping with us. Don't forget to take your receipt. I audibly yelled, don't tell me what to do to this machine. And when I say, everybody around me looked at me like I was evil.

It's getting bad. No, that actually, you might, there might be something like trauma. I don't know. Somewhere deep. I don't know. Like that. You were about to say something.

No, there's something I want to do to you. You know that space between your eyebrows, dog? Yeah. I really want to go like that. Can I? No. It's going to leave a hurt mark. No, I'll do it light.

Please. Why? Why is that funny? oh oh oh oh oh oh no oh look at his spine oh my god you're so scaly oh my god the way he's mounted that couch back I Huh? What? Oh god Yeah, I felt more when it was there Oh shit no nothing beats Oh it's too it's so fucking hot yo I'll give you five grand right now if you smell my ass. Hey, that's demoralizing, babe. I'm not sniffing your ass. First off, five grand is way too much. That sounded weird, but I meant like I don't want you to lose five grand because you know I'll sniff your ass. Really?

You won't on camera? I'm not doing it on camera. No, it doesn't count. Holy shit. Okay. It's so hot. It's way too hot to laugh that hard. If you want to know what we're talking about, it's on Patreon.

It's part of the casino vlog. I was making myself throw up in the car. Oh, my God. All right, Cam. Honestly, dog. know what we're talking about it's on patreon it's part of the casino vlog i was making myself throw up in the car oh my god all right cam honestly dog one a conspiracy i had right that's not a conspiracy but it's a question i have about life right in the world okay and i think i'm a smart human oh i don't i don't know oh you're an asshole too well and you're an idiot okay exactly yeah so you know time zones right right? I get that. I get time zones. Okay. Pacific, Eastern, Standard, and Central. And Western. Central Standard.

There you go, degrees. Alright, so there's obviously different time zones, right? Yeah. So, right now, in New York, right? It's a different time. I believe one hour... It doesn't matter. Okay, yes. And in LA, it's a different time.

Correct. It's different times all over. Correct. Is it still the same day everywhere? No. So it's like Tuesday in New York. Okay, well, today's Saturday, buddy. So there's not a 96-hour difference.

So it's a different day. No, I'm saying for us and like Australia. The United States. No, dog. I'm talking about the U.s time zones technically they would uh one of the places like one of the coasts would hit the next day before the other one so i don't get that when did it start what's the start time so how is it not sunday what you know what i mean it's not sunday because it's two in the afternoon but i get it the biggest difference

is two hours i believe on the west coast okay but why is the days the same then? I don't get that. Why, who, why is it, how did, like, when did, who, how? You know what I mean? Like, at what time, like, they didn't have Twitter back in the day, right? No, what? So, like, now we can be like, hey, everybody, we're gonna put out this mass thing tomorrow's Tuesday. Like, I get that. Like, if we were to start the days today, right? If we were to start the calendar week today, we could tweet out be like today's monday tomorrow's gonna be tuesday everybody would know why that's the new rule exactly so when did it start how did somebody in la know it's monday and somebody in new york know it's monday back when they started the week right without like without the internet how that's a

genuine question i hear what you're saying but it's almost pissing me off so i don't like how did you like how did the calendar become universal like how did we how did everyone know like hey today's tuesday it's like tuesday today and how did everybody know that that's a decent question bubs yes but i don't i did it i asked a good question That's actually really good Cause it's way back when But like even

I'm talking I go straight to like I know Sorry but I know You know the answer? Yeah Pangea Everybody was together

Okay So they had Not that long Are you nuts? The calendar we go off today was not even in, the person was like centuries out of being born

that even made the calendar we go off today. So Jesus didn't know it was Wednesday? So they just kind of lived, right? Like they didn't have no concept. Oh yeah, fun fact about Peyton, that's one of his deepest fears. Jesus? No. No. Who who not a person oh is if he lived back in the day that's one of his deepest fears so like we'll drive say to arkansas we've made that drive and we end up on i-40 and basically

for three hours you're driving in a straight line and there's nothing but trees and he looks and he'll randomly like i'm i kid you not we'll be driving and he just looks out the side and he goes dog like what yeah and i'm like what you see something he's like no people used to live like like that yes bro what do you mean he's like look at it like there's nothing there's no there's no entertainment there's no nothing friends you can't go bowling you can't go not even that it's just like there's no strategy. You can't go bowling. You can't go eat at McDonald's. Not even that. It's just like there's no strategy. Yes, there's a lot of strategy. No, idiot.

There's no like... Then don't call me an idiot when you use the wrong word. Don't you yell at me. Don't call me an idiot. There was no order back in the day. There's so much order. No. Literally, they can just be like, you know, we got street signs.

We can walk. We know this. Take it right on West Elm Street, right? Yeah. Everybody knows. Grass. Big tree. Try to take it right at the big tree. Yeah right? Everybody knows. Grass! Big tree. Try to take it right at the big tree?

Yeah. That's orders. That's directions. No, it's not. There's so many big trees. How do they know which one it is? They had maps. And then how do you go local maps?

And there's no homes, right? There's literally voyagers that scout the land and draw their best depiction of the map. That's how maps are a thing. They had pencils back then. No, they didn't have pencils, dumbass. You think they had a number two sharpened pencil with an extra pink eraser at the Declaration of Independence? You're the one that said they wrote it down. Ink, feather.

Feather and ink. Where did they get the ink? They made it. You can make ink back then without a machine. How'd they make ink? From like squids and stuff. Oh my God. They made it. You can make ink back then without a machine. How'd they make ink? From like squids and stuff. Oh my God. So somebody in the middle of Iowa was like, let me go grab this squid for the ink.

Listen to yourself. You're wrong. So you think that writing wasn't a thing? You think writing wasn't a thing at the time of the Declaration of Independence? No, I'm talking before that. Oh, now you switch. It's real convenient. There was civilization in streets and everything.

I'm talking about back in the day when there was just grass and trees and sticks, dog. When Columbus came over, when all those explorers came over, how do you think they made the maps? What do you think they did? I'm talking about before then. When there was no homes, right? When you look out and it's desolation. Yeah, they can draw with stone. On what?

Stone. That's how you make fire. That's not how you make fire? I've never been closer to coming over there and smacking your hand. Almost as if you were a bad adolescent. You were a Boy Scout. Stick your hand out.

You were a Boy Scout. Stick your hand out. I was not a Boy Scout. Yes, you were. You can tie a mean knot. I can tie a good knot, but I was never in the Scouts. How did you make a fire in the Boy Scouts? How did they teach you to make a fire in the Boy Scouts?

Stick your fucking hand out. Don't ever. How'd they teach you how to make a fire in the Boy Scouts? I was never in the Boy Scouts. I don't know how to make flame. They told you to go like this with stone. It's called a flint. You can't pick up a rock and pick up another rock and go.

Right? Too soon. No, I'm just kidding. It's called a flint. You can't pick up a rock and pick up another rock and go... Right? Too soon. No, I'm just kidding. There's literally hieroglyphics in caves thousands of years old. And you think, ah, they didn't have a ballpoint pen. You prick. Cam, I have letters from my high school girlfriend that are faded.

I put them in a drawer for eight years. It's called preservation. They know how to do it it you know what mummification is holy shit you're saying since 1312 yeah whenever there are hieroglyphics yes god who just said let's put it let's put let's put that on some foil dog let's preserve that foil exactly there's no preservation that doesn't make sense methods of's different methods of preservation. Name three. Name three. Mummification. That's how they would preserve the bodies.

I'm talking about the right glivis on the wall, dog. Stick on topic, dog. First off, what if it's faded because you threw it in your nasty-ass Bakugan-filled backpack? That's better than the wilderness walls, dog. It's in a cave. Wilderness walls. In a cave. There's no fire. They're not throwing stones at it. There's no erosion coming down on it. No It's in a cave. Wilderness walls. In a cave. There's no fire.

They're not throwing stones at it. There's no erosion coming down on it. No water's getting on it. Listen to yourself, dog. It's in a cave. So if I go to a cave right now. Name two caves. Interspace Cavern.

That's one. That was so quick. That was a chess match. You knew I was saying that. What? Cavern? What? Interspace Cavern.

I don't know what that is. It's in Austin. It's underground. And you can lick the wall and it tastes like vanilla. That's damn weird. It's cold down there. It was under my grandma's house, rest in peace. It was under my grandma's house.

And me and my brother tried to dig to it one day. Didn't get too far. You got about 18 inches probably. Not even, dog. Because we had the little kid shovels. Oh, that's so sad. And then, anyway. So you're saying if I were to go draw inside of the Interspace Cavern right now,

in 5043, that's going to be there? You don't know. If I were to go draw inside of the inner space cabin right now, in 5043, that's going to be there? You don't know. If I were to go inside of a cave right now, there's writings on the wall inside the pyramids. And when were those built? Oh, conspiracy now. You don't think that they've been like, let's sharpen that up? No.

Bah. Bah. There might be, but there's definitely, when they found the dead sea scrolls thousands of years old they were allowed and they took it to interpreters that still spoke the language how long was it until they found it like how many years since it was written to when they found it how many years was that thousands i have a letter from my high school girlfriend nine years ago and it's gone faded okay your high school girlfriend probably wrote like an inmate. Okay, first off, it's not...

Beautiful penmanship. It's not eligible. It's not eligible. Eligible. Legible. It doesn't matter. It's not the right word. She wrote it on number two pencil.

Okay, she wrote it with a number two pencil on a sticky ass piece of paper that you threw in your Bakugan filled backpack. That's better than a scroll found in the sea thousands of years ago, dog. It wasn't found in the sea, dumbass. You just called the dead sea scrolls where'd they find it underground oh my god cam you're so dumb you love that you love that how

do people keep things cold before refrigerators preservation different method they didn't how the how they heat it up dog the microwave on there hit number two and what's the sun they kept things cold by digging into the earth and they just put it's colder they would eat mud meat no they didn't stick slabs of beef into the dirt and let worms get on it they would wrap it up with certain things what cloths furs from animals just because your simple 21st century mind can't understand how people lived back then this all goes back to his fear you see how passionate he is about it? He's terrified if he had to wake up and actually be a hunter-gatherer.

Cam, I would last way longer than you if I was a hunter-gatherer. You are insane. I would last way longer than you if I was a hunter and gatherer. Insane. Cameron! Insane. Which way is north? On a map? From here? You suck. From here? No, you suck. I'm done. From here? I'm done. You suck. From right here? You suck. From here? No, you suck. I'm done.

From here? I'm done. You suck. From right here? Yes. Where's north? Up. Not up!

Give me a map. What were you going to say? That way. That's on the map. What would I have? Directionally, right now, where is north? Would I not have a map if I was a hunter and gatherer, maybe a compass? So they don't have, they don't have number two pencils, but they have a compass.

Yeah, all you need is rocks to make a compass. We made compasses in second grade, and we made them out of rocks, dog. What year were you in second grade? It wasn't the 1200s! I can tell you that much! Exactly! And you say they have worm meat that they bake in the sun. You live in Minecraft.

Shut up. You live in Minecraft. Shut up. You live in Minecraft. Shut up. And they had special pins that could write in the walls that it's going to be available for the public in 3033. No, it's a ploy for money, dog. Get out your head out of the sand, dog. You're a weirdo. Oh, when you're old, oh, you're going to tell the greatest campfire stories.

You know, I was there when the pyramids went up and it's not real. It's a money ploy. Who am I going to tell? I'm not going to have kids. I'm going to die alone. That's so sad. You shouldn't have said that. You should not have said that. That is sad. Give's not real. It's a money ploy. Who am I going to tell? I'm not going to have kids. I'm going to die alone. That's so sad. You should have said that. You should not have said that.

That is sad. Give me a hug. It's true. Give me a hug. Y'all are going to abandon me with your family. I can hug you? Stay down. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're crazy. You just mounted me. You asked for it. Stop that. All right. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, Cam said he's got something for me. Oh, do I?

Oh, no. Buddy, I've lied to you. About what? About this surprise. Yeah, okay. You're consuming something. I'm not eating anything, though. Oh, you are. No, Cam. Oh, but you are. I'm not eating anything, though. Oh, you are.

No, okay. Oh, but you are. I'm not eating anything. Oh, but you are. You've bamboozled me in front of the world two times now. It's your turn. My turn to eat something? Yep.

Cam! I can't. You know I'm bad with stuff. You're good. You already look pale. You already look yellow. All right. Close your eyes.

Oh, no. Is it going to bite me? No. Is it going to bite you? Don't put a snake in my hand, Alec. What right. Close your eyes. Oh, no. Is it going to bite me? No. Is it going to bite you? Don't put a snake in my hand, Alec. What? Unless it's yours. There's no way you said that.

Shut your eyes. I am. Please don't hurt me, Cam. Please don't hurt me. Cam, Cam, Cam, please don't hurt me. Open. What the hell is that? One of...

World's most sour gummies. Cam! Cam, I have bad saliva glands. Cam, I can't. I will spit everywhere, dog. They're so bad. Cam. They come with a neutralizer for the water.

No, dog. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shit that comes with like helpful things afterwards, I'm not eating that. Auntie Ashlyn, can you do us a favor and grab the waters, please? My jug is up there. No, no, no. Water bottle. I brought you one.

I brought you one. So, even though I should make him absolutely suffer in purgatory by himself, I'm going to do it with him. So, this is the one-up sour gummy challenge made by Faze Rug, I believe. Yeah. up sour gummy challenge made by Faze Rug, I believe. Yeah, people have not had the best of time with this. So basically, in this pack, there's six extremely sour gummies. I can't, Cam. The rules say mix neutralizer with six ounces of water and set aside. How much is six ounces? Is that like two cups? I didn't go to school. Drink some of your water first. That's all I'm saying.

Give me the other one. Okay. Drink some of your water. Oh, Cameron. Get it down to about halfway. Cam, I can't. Are you doing it with me? Mm-hmm.

Yes! If you deceit me, you will die. That's all I have to say. Mine was pre-crack. Somebody drank this. There's something in this. No, there's not. it tastes like a pole it tastes like like it's got a little bit of iron in it go a little more get halfway

okay so you start with the neutralizers you put it in your water for when it gets unbelievable to where your glands are falling off you neutralize it cam that doesn't seem safe is this fda approved i hope so i don't know neutralizer anti-soured candy drink powder, bro. If they have to do like this, it's going to be bad. So the challenge is, it comes with six. The serving size is you pop three in your mouth, and you try to not make a face for 30 seconds. My mouth is so wet right now.

You pop three in your mouth, and you try to not make a face for 30 seconds. I don't have nothing to prove. Huh? i don't have nothing to prove huh i don't have nothing to prove but because i knew you would take that route my challenge for you is you have to at least keep them in for 30 seconds cameron i don't neutralize they're on deck it's so white guys it comes in like a vacuum sealed package i don't like this all All right, let's go. Refer to detailed caution warning.

Under no circumstances should anybody consume more than three gummies at once. So we're each going to take three. So we're going to do the max? Yeah. All right, open up. All right. It's so dense and heavy. Dude, the packaging, it's brains melting.

Yeah, and this one, a man's skull is split in half. I'm lightheaded, dog. All right, here we go. I'm opening. Oh, my God, I messed up. All right. Take your three, put them in your hand. Take your three, put them in your hand.

I swear I will punch you in the mouth if you bamboozle me. We are doing this together. You're lucky I'm even doing this with you. I'm getting my timer ready. All right, I'm setting my timer I cannot 30 seconds I can't, Cam

We have to put these in our mouth Keep them in our mouth for 30 seconds Cameron, I can't The goal is to not make a face Okay Okay? Okay 30 seconds on the timer

Show- no, hell no Show me your hand You sn- oh my god, no Okay, here we go Alright, here we go Wait All right, here we go. Wait. Cameron. I got all three in my mouth.

My hand shouldn't be glistening. Neutralizer on deck. We have to stay 30 seconds. I feel so wet. If we make a face, that's fine. We got to keep them for 30 seconds. I feel like my lips are burning. At the end of the 30 seconds, you have three options.

Chew them, swallow them, or spit them out. It says that on the package. So they are swallowable. Swallowable. How can I drink this? How many can I drink this? After you're done with it. Are you lightheaded?

No, my heart is racing. I'm a tad dizzy. My heart's racing a little bit. Okay, here we go, guys. World's most sour gummy. One-up challenge. 30 seconds. I swear to God, I'm putting mine after I see you.

Just count down. Three, two, one. I don't know. My mouth is like watering right now. I'm sorry. I feel it in my asshole, dog What the fuck is that? What does that taste like? Oh my god What is this? Fucking cake batter in the thing Oh my god, this is so good.

It's so sweet. Oh no. I feel looped. Definitely, definitely way easier than the spices. But they were sour. Okay, since you want to play that game, I'll give you $100

if you take a spoonful of Vegemite right now and you swallow it. No, I can't. I physically can't. It'd have to be higher. How much? It'd have to be. I cannot swallow it.

Name a price. Name a price. Name a price. I can't swallow it, though. Okay, 30 seconds. You could tell me a million, and I can't swallow it. 30? I would fucking vomit.

30 seconds for $100 of Vegemite. Man, up with themite. $100. You hear my wife? Yeah. Up it. Would you do it for $100? 30 seconds of Vegemite. I can't.

You get LA close. $100. Since you want to do that, $100 for 30 seconds of Vegemite. Let's do it. Since you want to play games, I always got stashes around the studio. $100 for 30 seconds of Vegemite. Let's go. Let's do it. Oh! Oh! Ha, ha, ha. So do you want to play games? I always got stashes here around the studio,

hidden stashes for any time you want to do some corrupt things like that. $100, 30 seconds of a full spoonful of Vegemite. I need more, bro. I'm not going to lie. No, you already agreed. You already agreed. No, I did not agree.

Yes, you did. You said, let's do it. Go to 150. No, you agreed. That's not how negotiations. 150. 150. 150. 150 on the shake. This is agreement. No more higher, no more lower. 150. Go to 150. No, you agreed. That's not how we negotiate. 150. 150. 150 on the shake. This is agreement. No more higher, no more lower. 150.

150? Yes. I don't need it that bad. Alright. You know this is gonna be worse. Come on. I got you some napkins. Actually, you'll get those when you deserve them. 30 seconds. Give me a...

Show the camera. Show the camera. Oh my god. It smells like there's, like, ostriches running around the studio right now. Hey, I'm not going to lie. I'm going to need to go get the trash can because the second 30 seconds is over. It's going all in. Somebody get the trash can.

Ready? Oh, my God. Show the spoonful to the camera. Oh, my God. Spoonful of Vegemite. Here we go. 30 seconds on the timer. Ready?

One, two, three. Yeah, get a little. Look at the camera in the eyes huh yes yeah just hold it you got 20 seconds left nope nope nope nope show your teeth yeah switch it around a little bit You got 15 seconds left 50 seconds left No, I did not I did not wait no hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it Not yet, you got one second left! There you go.

Hey, while you're at it, go and sip this cake batter drink that you gave me to wash it down. Dog, I actually gagged. I actually gagged. Here, here. No, stop. Ha! Ashley, you want to try? Everybody, make some noise for Coho Scale!

Bet you don't try to bamboozle me again. Look at my eyes, bro. Oh, my God, bro. This is the... Oh, no, Bubba. All right. We're going to let Cam take a break. Then we're going to get Auntie Ash and her mama Liv on the podcast.

The You Should Know Podcast. All right, we got Auntie Ash andon and Mama Liv on the podcast. Round of applause, please. This set hasn't been so full in such a long time. Cameron, chill out. That shit sucks, bro. The veggie? Yes, it sucks.

You're being dramatic. He's a very dramatic guy. You take it. Take a spoonful. I would never do that. Exactly. Breath work. Breath work? All right, Wim Hof You take it. Take a spoonful. I would never do that. Exactly. Breath work. Breath work?

All right, Wim Hof. Okay, I have a question. Knowing y'all's rationale, it's not the best. Ashlyn, you're leaving me hanging. I didn't know what that hand sign was. And Ashlyn literally went, oh. No, we're supposed to just dab each other out. Peyton said, knowing your rationale, and it's not the best.

And Liv goes, like, golly. Okay. I have a would you rather for you. Oh, God. All right. Last time we were here?

Yes. I mean, me and Liv were on the same team last time, but I didn't like being lumped in that category. Idiots. Wow.

I'm sorry. No, we're math. It's okay, Nug. Our math, we're up here. You know what I mean? We are. Idiots. Sorry.

You're not the best math teacher, as we all know. I'm smarter than you. You know what? Sorry. You know whenever we did that last challenge and we shook hands? I went like this afterwards. No, you didn't. I swear to God.

I don't care. That doesn't matter. No, he's getting that $150. What are we, nine? I don't care. You're paying. No, take the backsies. Liv is going for that money.

Give that damn money. All right. Now, would y'all rather be stranded in the ocean or in a jungle? Ocean. I'm going to go with ocean. You're so fast on that response, Tom. Ocean. You'd rather be stranded in the ocean?

Yes. Where as far as you can see in every direction is water. Yes. I was on the swim team in the ocean. I was not on the swim team, but as far as animal-wise, I'm not going in the jungle with lions and tigers and bears.

Oh, my. You just need to tread water. If you can tread water. Oh, just tread water. First of all, you're stranded. Until the National Guard just scoops you up with a little life vest. But there's more boats in the ocean

to where people are like... Than people in the jungle. 70% of earth is water. Right. You're just out there. You know how many people. As far as your human eyes can see is just waves. There's more boats that come by than there would be like people in the safari.

Do you know how many people get lost in the jungle and how many people get found in the jungle? Oh. What is the statistic on that? What is it? How many? Do you? How many? Yeah.

No, she doesn't know. Wikipedia knows. Ashlyn doesn't. Okay. Look. Honestly. I know honestly i know first of all live you can't swim i know that how do you know that can you no yes i can't swim my mom when we were kids little doggy paddle just because your ass can't swim we're not oh no that doggy paddle that doggy paddle that doggy paddle shit ain't working in the ocean no she almost she said she said doggy paddle shit ain't working in the ocean. I promise you that. No, she almost... You're shredding water. She said doggy paddle works in the ocean. A doggy paddle is shredding water.

Do you think this is like a chlorine pool? You think it's Sanjian's backyard? What do you think is... You're in the ocean. That current is going to swallow you up. You're done. Only if it's a rip current. When did you become Ocean 101, first of all?

When did that happen? Are we together in this? Are we both in the ocean together? What does it matter? That's even worse. No, it's not. One death or happen? Are we together in this? Are we both in the ocean together? What does it matter? That's even worse. We're one death or two. Okay, so in the swim team, they teach you how to, you know, swim. Ashlyn, you were never even on a swim team.

Yes, I was. Lantana lightning. What did y'all have to do? Laps? Laps? Okay, I'm still... Why are you saying I can't swim, Peyton? I thought you couldn't swim.

You almost drowned in Mexico. You almost died in Mexico. No, I didn't, Cameron. No, I'm still... Why are you saying I can't swim, Peyton? I thought you couldn't swim. You almost drowned in Mexico. You almost died in Mexico. No, I didn't, Cameron. We had to make it like 40 yards out to that white raft. Your ass almost drowned. Your ass almost drowned. You want to turn the pages on me? You looked like Ruby.

You looked like... Ocean. Let's get into the logic of this. In the jungle, I can find berries, fruits, trees. Do you know what's just poisonous and which isn't? Taste it, figure it out. Okay, you want to play poisonous. What are you going to eat?

Huh? Let's say you're just, let's say you're Aquaman and you can tread all you want. What happens when you're hungry or thirsty or there's a, I don't know, lightning storm or tired. Or 20 foot tidal waves. Drink the water. You drink the salt water. Okay, my thing is we are not going to have to be like hungry because we're going to be

found more quickly than you guys are. How long do you think you can tread water for? 24 hours. 10 hours she can tread water. She is an Olympian now. My wife just said 24 hours. Olivia, you can't even sit still for 24 hours. Yes, I can.

Don't come for me just because your ass has ADHD and you tapping and clapping all damn day. I can sit still for 24 hours. That doesn't make her point better that she can do this for a day. I said 10 hours. Your cardio is amazing. We could go into the ocean. I would throw you overboard.

You would be gasping for help in under a minute. No. Oh, my God. I grew up in the pool. It's a pool. I'm just. I grew up in the pool. It's a pool. I'm just saying. I was a water baby. If shit gets scary, you grab the brick and you get out.

No. Oh my God. When I'm in the ocean, I jump off the boats and do the little dive thing. Oh, with the life jacket and the crew around you and no waves? For how long? For how long until you're like, oh, I'm a little tired. Until we have to leave. Yeah.

Do we have life jackets or not? Because you said we're stranded. How do we get you jumped out the boat i don't know okay then we can have life jackets then we're straight ashlyn we are straight what are you gonna eat you're gonna chew on the life jacket i'm not gonna need that because we are exactly so your soul stance on this is you're gonna get found y'all have no survival 101 just i have hope i just hope i'm a damsel in distress and they just save me. What are you going to shoot your flare gun at? Oh my God, she said, what if a dolphin comes up?

Hey, Ariel. Or fish. Hey, Ariel, it's not how life works. Yes, it is. Oh, you're going to go to the bottom and sing songs with shells and shit. What are you going to say to the dolphin? What are you going to say to the dolphin? Help.

Ashlyn, we could hop on that fucking dolphin and just... That's what I said. Oh, you're going to hop on the dolphin like a jet ski. Like you're living in Miami and having a fun summer. You're in the middle of a treacherous body of water. But which body of water? The ocean. Why does it matter?

In Hawaii, they have big-ass sea turtles. If I threw you in a pond, you're dead. You're not treading. You cannot tread water for 10 hours. We need to try this. Ashlyn, I would bet everything I have ever earned that you can't tread water for 20 minutes straight, let alone 10 hours.

I venture to say you can't. I bet $1,000 I could tread water for 20 minutes. We said 10 hours. Bet $1,000 you can do it for 10 hours. Misconfident. You would turn into a raisin and be dead. Ashlyn. Okay, we want to hear y'all's logic,

because y'all still have not given us why the jungle. You can't even sit in a movie theater for two hours without falling asleep. What does that have to do with the fucking ocean? And you're going to tread water for a day. What does that have to do with the ocean, though? She's focused. What are you going to drink? What are you going to drink?

Water. Which one? In the ocean. Oh, they didn't. Salt water, huh? It's still water. If it rains it's still water if it rains you don't understand life you'll die take a sip no come back up take a sip and you come back up refreshed and ready for round two oh my god so when it rains you just put on your back with your mouth open we got the life jackets we got the life jackets jackets. So that you never clarified if we have life jackets or we have any of that.

Okay, what's your argument saying we can't survive in the jungle? Yeah, what's against the jungle? You guys cannot survive in the jungle. How? Why? You. You're nervous. I'm nervous, but I'm not.

But I can't swim. So your reason is that he's nervous and we're saying you can't tread for a day. You guys wouldn't make it. You guys wouldn't make it in the jungle. Why? You're talking about I can't sit still. Cameron would go crazy. I'd go crazy finding survival materials, building a—

You ever watch Survivor? See, that's what you're going off of. You're going off of a damn TV show that's not realistic at all. You just said you can tread for 24— You'd be a Navy SEAL. 10 hours. And that's fine. A Navy SEAL 16-6. Cam was a Boy Scout. No, he wasn't. Ashlyn actually was a Girl Scout. Oh, because tying knots and selling cookies will help you in the ocean. You know we did more than that. Oh, did you? Name three things you did as a Girl Scout.

Learned how to sail a sailboat. Okay's one you know cook cook that's cool what are you gonna cook in the ocean no no let her name the third thing name the third thing you know how to put up a sail on a boat hold on you can put a sail up on a boat you can cook food what's it there and you know where north is what the hell is any that going to do for you when you're treading water? Oh, you're just going to swim north until you run into what? Greenland? Yeah. Until we see land.

Y'all are going to get eaten by the damn tigers and lions and bears, so it's fine. Actually, naked and afraid is not accurate because they have people watching, making sure the animals don't get too close to you and whatnot. You don't have that in the jungle you're going to. No one's there to watch like, watch your back. No one's there to watch your back from a back whale either. Like, killer orca. They'd look at you and go, look at that sweet ass meal.

That shit is free. That's not going to put up any fight. My thing is, if a whale swallows us, the fish is going to. Oh, my God. You're going to survive? What are you, Noah? Is that the guy in the ark? Actually, did you guys gonna survive. What do you know what you got an arc? I see that article about the woman that was swallowed by a whale. It's real and she survived because there is a Food in this whale stomach and she got it and she come back up out of the whale

Oh, there's just a little supermarket sitting there waiting. You got a small studio apartment in the whales good. Yes And his pump is right out of his little hole. Oh my gosh You're shooting out the hole you're gonna right out of his little hole. Boop. Oh my god, she's shooting out of the hole. Oh, you're going to shoot out of the hole. When they open their mouth, it's wide for the krill. So the krill can come in. So when they open it up for the krill, I can see. Hey, Steve Irwin, Ashlyn, how many times

have you even been in an ocean? Quite a bit. Oh, how many is plenty? Maybe six? Over 30. Over 30? Yes. Which ocean?

You don't even know, and you think you're going to just get a krill appetizer and you're gonna tread for a day question in the indian ocean i have been in so i've been in each 15 times i'm still in my question roughly that's a lie question what what's the longest you've ever swam six hours what do you mean like you're isolated what are we talking about swimming like in the water your middle name is Lye Ashlyn Lye

Singletary okay wait wait wait what do you mean by swimming swimming straight what's the longest you've swam just straight like in the pool

okay two hours swim practice Ashlyn no you haven't swim practice two hours Ashlyn if a coach if a coach puts you in a body of water

and you swim for two hours straight he deserves to be in prison that's not real you had a water break you got up from the bathroom you stretched you did all sorts of shit and you swim for two hours straight, he deserves to be in prison. That's not real. You had a water break. You got up from the bathroom. You stretched. You did all sorts of shit.

Show me your gold medal now. Yeah. Yeah, Olympian. Okay, I would say I've swam for like 30, 40 minutes. 30 minutes straight. Whoa, it went from six hours to two hours to 30 minutes with the water break. And you say you could tread water for half of a day. I did, but that's swimming laps in a pool for 30 minutes straight.

No one said, no, we're not having to, like, swim anywhere. We're just hanging out in the water. Oh, you're just hanging out in the middle of the earth. Yep. As far as you can see, it's water. Yep. And someone's just going to magically pop up and save you. Who talks like that?

That's how I envision y'all. Wow. Yeah, we're going to tread for a day, and then if krill come by, we're going to take out our little mini slather plate and just put the shrimp cocktail on it, dip it in there, eat the krill. It's okay. Y'all can see us on the other side when y'all get eaten by the lions and tigers and bears.

People that get lost on land get never found. First off, this isn't the Wizard of Oz. We're going to run to the tomb, man. All of those things are in the jungle. The closing note is, if we get lost in the ocean, they're going to find our body in some animal or they're going to find us alive. They're never going to find y'all because y'all are going to-

They just put millions of dollars of R&D research into this ocean gate thing and they lost them. And they're going to go find you. That was not regulated. Y'all are going to decompose. Neither is the ocean. Y'all are going to decompose in the jungle if you get lost. Yep.

Ashlyn, you act like there's like just search teams in the ocean 24 hours. Why don't we just try this? Postcards? She said let's try this. Let's just try this. You're going to be a widow. Hey, let's go to a pool. Let search teams in the ocean 24 hours. Why don't we just try this? Postcards? She said, let's try this. Let's just try this. You're going to be a widow. Hey, let's go to a pool. Let's go to a pool.

Okay. I have a pool. Let's go to a pool. Shameless plug. Hey, let's go to your pool. So y'all go to find the jungle. What jungle are you going to go to? I was just in-

That doesn't even matter. I was in El Yunque in Puerto Rico. Somebody mute her, Mike. What the hell did you just say? Ashlyn, you just said a disease, but nonetheless. It's a rainforest in Puerto Rico. Look it up. And you survived, huh?

Pretty easy? It was with a guide. It was with a guide. Oh, but you just walked and you kind of just found yourself, right? If you got lost, you wouldn't survive. I'm not saying we're going to survive and I'm going to build this amazing fortress and I just turn into Steve from Minecraft. I'm saying we have a better chance of surviving in a jungle

Then you do that's your in the middle of the ocean your opinion No, anything else you know what matter of fact if we were on a bridge right and we fell off the bridge right I I would bet money you couldn't even swim to the near shore That's a fact. Both of you. Oh, that's a lie. Swim to the near shore. If it's life or death. Oh, death.

Oh, my God. Life or death. Hold on. Hold on. I will swim to the near shore. How far is the shore? 300 yards. I can do it.

Yes. We can take breaks. You still have to swim during the break. Yeah, we can take breaks. You're just going to during the break. Yeah, we can take breaks. You're just going to drown during the break? You're just going to do a 30-second timeout? Again, back to what I said. Someone would fight me between that time.

I used to do the mild lap. When's the last time you did that? Ashlyn, what pool has the capability of you swimming one lap and it equals a mile? Were you swimming in a pond? Nope, that's not what I said. I didn't say that. Word for word you said in swim team I used to do the mile lap. That is exactly what came- There you go. That's better.

You do laps, you know down and back is usually one some depending on the pool size Sometimes it's down and back four times to equal one full lap Yes Honestly, I'm not gonna lie. Honestly, I'm not gonna lie. You've never swam a mile straight. You've never swam a mile straight. you've never swam a mile straight. No chance. You've never swam a mile straight. You've never swam a mile straight. I will sign the LSU over you.

If you ran the fastest mile you could run on a track, at the end, when you cross that line, you're gonna be gassed, you're gonna be tired, and you're gonna sit down on your ass. And y'all mean to tell me that you could run that in maybe, for y'all, I don't know, I don't wanna be rude, let's say eight minutes, you run a good mile okay 644 644 first off she's an olympian who are you 644 is not an olympian i used to run track we can go to a track by now you're not clear in a seven minute mile yes i am we can go right now i'm not i'm not even gonna argue that i'm not

we always had to run miles as warm-up. I said those 10 years ago Ten years ago, and I still run to this day. I can run a mile under seven minutes She's an Olympia dog. We have a we have a we have Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps in a body Oh, I like to see that okay push it to 64 going to push it to 644. No, she didn't say that. She didn't say that. Oh, I thought she said 645. 644 was the best recent mile I've ran. Yes. Okay. Recent. Hey, after we do that,

let's find a body of water, and then I want you to tread for, oh, 10 hours. Cool. I want you to tread for 10 hours straight. You can do the mile first. Ashlyn, if you tread for 10 hours straight, if you tread for 10 hours straight, I you tread for 10 hours straight, I will simply take a singular shirt, a singular pair of shorts,

a singular pair of boxers. You can have everything else I've ever owned. Time out, time out. Before you respond to that. If you can tread for 10 hours straight. Respond to that. I will become a homeless nomad. Before you say anything to that,

you said let's run the mile first, and then you'll get in the water? Like, we're going to do the mile video first? Oh, I thought you meant like back to me. I'm going to run my mile and then go get in the water. Oh my God. I was going to cause violence in the studio if you would have said that but yes i can run a mile under seven minutes i believe in her regardless if you can

that's good that's impressive good job you're not treading for 10 hours no shot i don't know who you are all track athletes whether you're a former track athlete or a current one can run a mile under eight i can't do that. Just because, especially if you kept up with running afterwards, at practices, we used to have to run miles for warm-ups, and it would have to be timed. Hey, I used to be able to dunk on anybody in front of me. If I tried to dunk by myself, now my knees shatter.

When have you picked up a basketball? When's the last time you ran? When's the last time you tread water under a timed circumstance? I tread water every time I get in the pool. Ashley, no you don't. No you don't. Ashley, no. Ashley is a athlete, dog. No, she's not an athlete.

She's a habitual liar. I'm so wetting. Alright, liar. Ashley, you were in a pool yesterday. Yes. I want you to look me in my eyes. Did you tread water yesterday? Yes.

You're lying! No, I'm not. Ashley, yes you are. Oh my god! Why would you have treaded water by yourself? Why? I'm chilling, talking to my mom. She was on the floatie, and I was like this.

Dog, I don't know what to say. When y'all get on a floatie, you're not. I'm going to strangle you, dog. You have to be on a ledge. I was just like this, talking to my mom while she was on the floatie. I'm a strangler. Ashlyn. I'm a strangler.

No, you're not. I'm going to hurt her. Can we be your agent for the 2028 Olympics? Yeah. Can we be your agent? Facts. All right, guys. Thank you so much for- Oh, my God. I'm going to hurt her. Can we be your agent for the 2028 Olympics? Can we be your agent? Facts. All right, guys. Thank you so much. Oh, my God.

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