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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Usain Bolt Podcast, episode 146, the official first episode of YSK 2025. We love you so much. We are so happy to bring in a new year with y'all. And you know with a new year, there are new changes, but some things don't change if you're new here if you haven't already look below you subscribe button isn't pressed

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There is a Koala Prime, and There is a Koala Prime and there's a Koala Royalty. There are so, so many new things on Patreon, including something y'all have been asking for for a long time, which is the ad free and fully uncensored episodes. So on the Friday of every single week, you will get the episode that you watch on YouTube on Patreon with no censors which I'm nervous about and no ads and I hope you enjoy that and that will be on the koala royalty part of Patreon also you get all these Dr. P's you get vlogs you get so much there's too many to name just go over to Patreon and we have videos out explaining everything we love you so much We have so much excitement for this year. We're going on tour this year. Let me officially announce it. We're going on tour this

year. We are going on a worldwide tour this year. We're leaving the United States. We're so excited. We're so blessed. We're so thankful that all of y'all have come into the new year with us. We hope that we can expand this family. We love you. Now let's enjoy this new year together and on to the rest of the episode. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Cam went, Cam went. Cam, I missed you. I missed you too. I haven't seen you since last year. I still can't see you. Huh? You made a bad joke and I one-dupped it with the camouflage.

It's going to be a rough one. It's going to be crazy. This is how we're bringing it to 2025. No, it's going to suck. I'm not going to lie. Dude. Okay, so let's be honest here. Yeah.

The last week, a couple last week's episodes, weeks last of them the last couple of them we pre-recorded right Shakespeare correct so we haven't seen each other in a little bit it's been about 10 days and I missed you I missed you a lot I missed you so much because normally when I'm around you I'm like god when is it gonna end like are we am I gonna get a break but whenever I'm here with you after a long time I'm like I did miss that chin the oh oh my god we're starting the year off with my physical attributes immediately yeah but the heart does grow fond i'm like that smell the same pair of socks and that lower back hair i just need it in my grasp right now no it's so bad okay i didn't realize how attached we are at the hip unbelievably attached until i went home this

last week right for the holidays i was there for a couple days at the holidays. Unbelievably attached. Until I went home this last week, right, for the holidays. I was there for a couple days at the holidays. You were there for a couple days. You were. And so I was around me mommy, and me daddy, and me bravi. What are you doing? And me auntie. And your grandmommy. Yes. And then that one guy that was in the picture. Don't know who that was. Is that an

uncle? Who was that? Never seen that guy. I literally, I almost texted your mom and said, is that guy supposed to be there? I said said who is that guy in that picture never seen him never heard you talk about it's paul's 2025 the year we're fine we're figuring out i go you go hey you still got those guitars no no that's that's uh that's paul senior paul junior that's his kids that were there how many pauls we got i think we got two Pauls. How far do suffixes go? Excuse me?

When is enough enough? You got Paul Sr., Paul Jr., Paul III. No, the Brits are like on 30. Yeah, but that's like royalty. And they're all related. Don't they like marry their brothers and stuff? They used to do that. I don't know how the kids...

They come out looking like Ruby. Yeah, but... Oh, a little crooked. Lazy. crooked lazy yeah they have the brain of cj but i didn't realize how attached to the hip we are until i went home and we were on facetime a lot it's like a relationship and so i was literally on the couch in my living room with like all my family my aunt my mom my dad my brother and then my phone would ring and then my like the first time i was like oh cam cam's calling let's say hi we talked or whatever i think like another hour went by and we're on the phone again and then my dad goes we calling again you don't forget to say something

and i was like no we just talk probably another hour goes by and you call again and my mom was like is there something i need to know about and then it got even worse because christmas morning i opened up my gifts right right for my parents and as you're older you don't really get gifts and i don't want gifts i i'm more of a giver now i am santa peda yeah oh wow yeah sit on my you are a peda clause sit on my lap and you'll feel a treat you said i want a pocket walk it this year why would you say it in that voice now that made it bad that's what made it bad yes the joke i i just embellished that was a good embellishment but the reason of me being a kid now that's not good it's okay no that's bad but i opened my gifts right and from my parents and every gift had you in it and i said do i not have my own identity anymore so much to the point my mom got me a canvas of you oh that's hard me

that's hard look at this that. That is large, too. It is so big. That was tough. Yeah, give it up for Mama Hardin. Yeah. That's fire. It is absolutely fire. But I was like,

where does that go? Is that going above my bed? Yeah. Or is that a shared present? It's like, imagine I'm trying to lay rod and I just see a ginger man above my bed. I was about to make a crazy joke.

Say it. She's like, wait, so why, how is he? But, uh, back to, but you got a little far. Not too much. No, it's a new year.

And we're new year juices flowing in me and out of me. And we're, it's at the point we know this episode is going to go, like all these episodes are going to go on Patreon and they're going to be uncensored,

so we're letting a little more loose. Y'all are going to have fun over here. 2025! All right. Okay, back to reality, though. We have a mold problem. No, it stinks. It currently smells like hell.

You're lucky you're not here watching from the studio. Explain to them why, it stinks. It currently smells like hell. You're lucky you're not here watching from the studio. Explain to him why, dumbass. That's my fault? Oh my god. Was it your child? It was 50-50. You put it in me. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. I put it in the backpack and zipped it shut. I brought the kid here. That sounds great. I brought the kid and the saran wrap, and I wrapped it on you. That's what I did. Without context?

If I would have got pulled over, let's be honest, if I got pulled over with a big-ass watermelon, a very tightly closed backpack, explicit rap music, and saran wrap and the holy word in my back seat there would have been some questions there's definitely an investigation going on there would have been some questions but if you saw episode 145 last week's episode cam brought a watermelon it's saran wrapped into my tum tums and he said this is your baby we got to do pregnancy practice now when we record it's like six, seven-hour days of straight talking and not a lot of food.

No AC. There's a lot of external factors. Yeah, and a lot of caffeine, no food, little water, no ventilation. So we're delirious by the time we leave here. Mama Liv was here last week, and when Mama Liv is here, she goes, y'all got to clean this shit up. Yeah, she goes, this is nasty. Fix now. Yeah, so I pick up my moldy coffees off my desk.

I pick up beef jerky that's just laying under couches. Oh. No, that. That coffee, that looked like a damn, that looked like an experiment. Yo, there's definitely science going on. Oh, my God. Dude, I forgot all about the coffee until you brought it up. That shit was, that was scary.

It's like one of my sickness poops in that cup you ever had a little bubble in your poo like bubbles yeah like you ever boiled water right before you make tea you have a rolling boil of of poop liquid ass yeah hitting your toilet yeah pop one of those bubbles clear a room anyway good morning to you don't eat when you you watch this. But we were cleaning up the studio, and we had the watermelon on the set. I don't know why none of us remembered to take the watermelon out of the studio. So we're out of here for like a week, maybe? Oh, longer. Two weeks?

Yeah. So we didn't come into the office for two weeks. Me, CJ, and Pierce come in early today. We open up the studio door. It's actually before then. We're walking down the hallway to get here. And I say, why does the building smell bad? Like, it smells like burned bananas.

It smells horrible. Like, does somebody jog to work today? Like, what's going on? It smelled like the Tampa crowd for our show. Some of y'all. they swam to the show they get out it smelled horrible in that pentagredial theater oh my yeah no so i was saying there's a smell in this hallway like we have to figure out like why does the like the whole building smell bad and as we're getting closer to the door the smell starts to smell a little more and i'm like something's not right that's our smell yeah pierce starts to unlock

the studio door we open it up as soon as we open it up it is like a dragon breath just like hit our nasal cavities and we're like oh oh something's not right cj turns this corner to where the set is and he goes payton payton oh my god and i was like as soon as he said that i knew it i was like the watermelon is still here we look down at the floor it i don't even know how to describe it it's like a like a wet like a water balloon right that's got like paint on it and and it just it's it's you can tell it's deflated you ever seen a deflated water malone no there's gnats in here bro like they love it they live for this shit they're like you took our kingdom where is it literally that's what the gnats going i swear to god it was over here jimmy and they're just

they're trying to find the shit that's literally what's happening like it was right there that's what's going on so we we're immediately in panic mode because this smells horrible and it's on the carpet and the carpet has been through enough i put this carpet through hell you have you you had there's more of your bodily fluids on that previous car they could find you if they wanted to they could have they'd have your hair they'd have your spit maybe a fragment of your tooth probably some of your skin and everything else on that carpet and so the carpet's been through so much but this this was something that carpet has never experienced seen no defense could stop this in the three years of that carpet surviving here so we're immediately like okay we got to get this out because now i'm not even too worried about the the lack of cleanliness that this out because now i'm not even too worried

about the the lack of cleanliness that's going on here i'm worried about eviction right yeah this is a corporate building there is like high level lawyers that work here and like we don't belong they already don't like us we have mike ross in this building and we smell like shit we are fumigating a whole floor of this corporate building and so we go into panic mode and i start to become dictator payton i'm like y'all to get the get the watermelon up and so they're trying to pick up this watermelon cj gets a trash bag and he wraps his hands in the trash bag to try to pick up this watermelon and it literally just like evaporates in his hand like it just melts and now the smell is everywhere i'm

starting to itch and there's like a white fuzz coming out of it it was a little furry a little furry little it was like the watermelon had hair it looked like that was the watermelon that little patch yeah that look that little island right there like that no that? No, I don't. I do. It had a little landing strip on the watermelon. And so, long story short, it looked like, like I was, my initial thought was we're just going to take the watermelon out and clean the carpet. Oh, yeah. Couldn't do that. It was inside. It was a part of the carpet now.

Yeah. So, Pierce and CJ roll up the carpet and it looks like they're carrying a dead body. Walking down the hall. And so we had to make an escape plan out of here because they already don't like us in this building. And if we're carrying a molded carpet out of here, cops are coming. We figured it out, and now we have no carpet. We actually found this one. This is like standard carpet.

The other one was a little thicker, had some nice bounce bounce to it this is that shit they gave you like level one yeah level one building carpet yeah so that's where we're at now it's an update from last week oh no you forgot a beautiful part what happened i was hands and knees scrubbing the damn crime scene oh yeah we have to go to a we drove oh well you were like a little hunched over giving it a little weak ass little scrub said, hand me that. I started getting it out. We drove to Tom Thumb. Yeah.

First off, okay, you can tell we work with some young people. Yes. Okay. You were more on the side of, let's get a lot because it can stay in the studio. It was preserving. Yes. Those two bastards. Hey, I think we, what about those gloves?

We need a box of 80 gloves yeah i think buy that empty bottle we're gonna make our own concoctions spray it around we need febreze we need lysol this said pine saw we have concrete floors you're talking about a wood cleaner like you can tell they never clean oh never never k-rob comes up moves him goes listen get a brush get that spray let's get out of here. And I was like, and then he goes, and that comet, that'll do good. And we came back, sprayed, he was like, okay, this too. K-Rob literally says, Pierce, you're going to want to spray that?

He starts scrubbing. He goes, I told you to wait. You're going to want the comet. He goes, oh, no, no. Pierce is like, this really isn't working. I finally open the comet, do it over, and Pierce is like, this is nice yeah what the like they bro you can tell all they've done is vacuum yeah max yeah no it was generally bad so now if we're a little loopy a little uh more strange than normal it's because there's so many fumes that are inside of our if i'm like hallucinating throughout the episode, know it's from the dead watermelon and the gnat guys.

All right? I'm just saying that because I'm going to be seeing some shit. Well, that was an update, but I need an update on your week. How was your week, Bubba?

How was your last week of 2024? My last week of 2024 was very, very fun. Liv's family, both sides. Well, her mom's side was just her mom, but she came down,

spent a couple days. She left, and her whole dad's side came down, invaded Casa de Kennedy. It was fun. We stayed up. You came over one night.

My girlfriend was there. Tons of laughs. No, she doesn't like me. No, she doesn't. No, that's what confirmed that. No, you tried to hug, and she 100% denied said hug. And then her father said, don't do that. He said, you're going to have to ask me to hug a big dog.

But then she laughed. She laughed. Showed a nice pearly wife. She has beautiful teeth. I think it might, the jury might still be out on that one. I don't know. You're thinking case closed. I'm thinking case reopens new year.

Get a new lawyer. Yeah. Well, that's getting cut. That's not even on well that's not even on patreon i'm trying to play on then dance on the line that's over yeah that's over okay but yeah fun week it was fantastic uh missed my boyfriend missed my uh my other two boy the other three boyfriends yeah uh but it was fun it was overall fun it was good good vibes spending with family, and now we're back to it. Yeah, you hate it. You hate it.

At first, I was very excited because you got to it really quick. And I was really going to tell everybody to do a standing ovation, but then you kept going. And I was like, I'm talking. But when I go home, that's when I have the most realizations about myself. Like, I'm like, oh, yeah, because it's my hometown people. Like, it's not like Peyton. It like payton you know what i mean and that's what i really start to overanalyze myself and it kind of parlays with the christmas gifts i was talking about but just my daily life i think i might have a problem no you do there's no thinking what

matter of fact which problem? You have a list. No, you do. No, I do because I went to a Starbucks that was right by my hometown house, and I swear to God, I genuinely ordered an espresso martini from the Starbucks because I wasn't thinking, bro. And I said espresso martini, and like i had to cut myself off she was probably like sir what the she's like are you okay and oh my god it only if she saw you too yeah if it was one of the ones that had the camera into the car at the order you're probably sitting

there hair crazy one eye you're like let me get an espresso martini you got a hat on let your crock your hulk feet be by the wheels. She's like, we need to help this guy. She's like, call the police. No, yeah, I genuinely, and everybody was like, I didn't know what to get you for Christmas, and everybody's giving me bottles. And I said, what have I become?

Like, Dora, this is like the kid version would be like your favorite drink and like V-Bucks to Fortnite. Your family's like, here's a bottle of Hennessy and $100 to DraftKings. Now, why did I say Hennessy? Why do you go Hennessy? Now, why did I say Hennessy? You started Crown and I was like, okay. The Hennessy is crazy.

No, but you like Hennessy. I don't. Your whole family likes Hennessy. No, no. Your father, your father looks like me. We're not doing this. We're leaving all the allegations in 2024. Hey, somebody clipped the part where i was addressing the allegations and and then the top search on

tiktok was like cam saying the word no yeah that's never happened never happened leave don't you do that stupid little smirk don't you do that face never said that ever i was speaking fast and if you if you did some producer shit then maybe it maybe another thing I realized is I don't think I'm aging well like I mean it might parlay with alcohol and the you know he's saying like you look like bad like old like I've asked people how old I look cuz like so many people are like oh I haven't seen you in so long you know I was like yeah and then they'd be like how old are you now and I'd be like guess 35 someone guess 35 no no not somebody everybody everybody's 32 to 34 or oh oh my god is it his brain's going to his

brain's going to it'll be like 32 to. It'll be like 32 to 35. 32 to 35. Yes, bro. You don't look 35. You look tired, but you don't look 35. You look tired, though. You look like you need a nap. You need a big nap, wake up, eat, then go to sleep. And you look like you got to walk around with a clear backpack.

So, if you want to play that game. What are you trying to say? What's in my backpack? I don't know. What would be in my backpack? And I'll tell you what would be in yours. Tell me what's in mine. You tell me first.

I can't. Oh, okay. Okay. You want to hear what's in yours? Yeah. No, no, I can't. I'm not beating the allegations if I went through with that. No, but okay, genuinely, if you didn't know me, and you just looked at me, say, okay,

first time meeting, right? Genuine, genuine. First time meeting, me and you. I'm walking down the street, and you're like, damn, that's a sexy light-skinned guy. Never say that. Okay. You're like, that guy needs a haircut. I'd go, his socks look old, and he's wearing Hulk feet.

Who the hell is this guy? And I'd walk right past you. And then I'd turn around, and you'd be like. I'd go, yeah, that kid's a creep. And then I'd go about my day. We bump into each other. Okay. Oh, sorry, bro.

Yeah, it's all good. Sorry, bro. How old do I look? Yeah, I'm gone. I'd literally go. If you open with, sorry about that, how old do you think I am? I'd be like, where's your parent? Immediately, who's watching you?

You're not a regular person. Okay, but make it more reasonable. I don't know how conversations start. So try. Hey, 2025, you still need practice. Here we go. Oh, my fault, bro. My fault, bro.

Ours, both of us. Excuse me. What? Yeah? Are you choking? Do you need... Holy shit, he needs resuscitation. Don't touch me.

I'm not trying to fight you. I'm trying to save you. You're allergic. To what? No. What are you doing? I'm Peyton Man. What?

I'm Peyton Man. Your name's Peyton Man? No. Like, man. Oh, uh... I go, I go... Uh... Name's Cam, bro. your name's Peyton Mann? no like man oh uh I go I go uh

uh name's Cam bro Cam bro Cam nice to meet you man hey have a good day bro wait we uh

when did you graduate high school? hey bro you need something? you need something? yeah what do you what do you mean? like we look the same

do you no we f***ing don No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't at all. We look nothing alike. No, we're both tall. Yeah, it's cool. Do you use the hoop?

Yeah, yeah. No, we're at. Like college or what? Oh, so you went to college? Yeah. Where'd you go to college? Seminole State College. Holy shit, I went too.

Oh, really? How old are you? I'm 26. Oh, how old are you i'm 26 oh how old are you guess you want me to guess yeah like you it's our first time meeting right uh yeah why would you why are you narrating yeah this is so you want you want me to guess your age you want a grown man to guess your age this is a riddle this is a game do i get. Okay, you're... I'll go with 30. Really? I look 30? Yeah, how old are you?

No, I'm asking you now. I look 30? Yeah, 30. You look 31 now. You're growing right in front of me. You are aging. 30. How old are you? 25. Oh, you're 25? You're younger than me? You're younger than me? You party a lot, old are you? 25. Oh, you're 25. You're younger than me?

You're younger than me? Yeah. You party a lot, don't you? You got late nights, huh? Damn, boy. You studied hard, didn't you? That's so mean. You didn't go to class, did you? I got you pegged as a skipper.

Don't peg me. That's when I go, all right, dog. Hey, be safe, bro bro you need to be safe okay and then i would literally turn around and go dear heavenly father please protect that man from himself and all other external beasts oh you know it's funny cam's talking all this shit about me but i logged onto his computer whenever i was at his house when your family was there he was looking at like a p diddy go fund me a p diddy go a p diddy go fund me are you out of your mind a p diddy go fund me like i'm gonna give my measly money to the to the evil man of the world that has enough money for any... And then, well, I was like, help a brother out.

I said, this will help me beat delegations. And then... Oh, no, I was going to go through. What? On your speaker, there's R. Kelly going. Okay. Okay. Am I running a ring? What am I doing? What am I doing here? A P. Diddy GoFundMe bumping R. Kelly with a Mike Vick jersey on.

No. A P. Diddy GoFundMe bumping R. Kelly with a Mike Vick jersey on. Okay, I was talking with Ivy. You know, she was here. Yes, little Ivy. She's five. She's adorable and amazing. And I quickly realized something, and I never thought about it as an adult. Okay.

Do you have any literally unbelievable lies that we believed as children? Oh my God. Because I wrote something down and I am mad at myself for believing it. Tell me yours. The few that I like thoroughly believed in. If you swallowed gum, it stayed in your gut for seven years.

No, that's not true. I was terrified. I was terrified to swallow gum. I still, until you just said that, I genuinely didn't know that's not true i i was terrified i was terrified to swallow gum i still until you just said that i i genuinely didn't know that was a fake statement are you okay now what you're saying though you're saying one of two things and they're both gonna make me mad you either still believe that that gum sits in your gut for seven years yeah or you swallow your gum oh both a little bit of both most of both i believe both so you so if you believe both with a fully developed mind is it though oh yours isn't

you choose to swallow gum yes hoping it stays in you for seven years it's worse to spit it gum out on sidewalks you don't want birds to eat it okay okay were you the bird whisperer since when do you care about mocking birds and crows my mom uh becomes friends with the birds outside of her work window we need to hire a pi for your mom she's looking at birds she's touching grass with her feet she's looking at lights and she loves rubbing balloons no it's because i've always lived in like a like it's because we need a pi it's because i've always lived in a city like a city urban area right yeah and so people walk their dogs sugar-free gum is one of the most deadly things for what we were speaking about birds and now you're on canines you're tired bro i'm telling you you need a nap

okay the age thing is one you need to sleep no no no sugar-free gum is one of the worst things for dogs it's so deadly for them who the when were, no. Sugar-free gum is one of the worst things for dogs. It's so deadly for them. Who the fuck? When are we talking about sugar-free gum? Why does the gum matter? It's just gum. I'm 25. I'm not eating sugar gum. Sugar to gum is where you draw the line. Sugar to gum.

You'll order five Crown and Coke doubles in an hour, and you'll say, oh, extra? Oh, no, no, no. I need that sugar-free Orbit. I can't do that. You know what that does to your young body? You need to be good. Sugar to gum is your die on the hill.

No, it's not because I'm, like, a health thing. The flavor goes too fast on sugar to gum. Sugar-free gum, it lasts longer. But it's bad for dogs. Because I remember one time Malcolm was breath-stuck. And I was like, bro, gum. Dad said, please don't. Dead dog.

So that's when I learned. I didn't give my dog the gum. Oh, no, you did. No, no, no, no. Oh, you gave him the stick. No, I offered. My dad quickly removed my hand and told me the effects. No, so I don't.

Now come on. He said, no, no. He said. And you're like, no, buddy, your breath's really bad. And he was like. It was a little pause. He went. No, okay.

So I don't spit gum out on the street. So I think the most appropriate thing is to swallow it. Dude, there's, dude. That's, I'm being thoughtful. You're being dumb as hell. No. This is not. Why?

It's gum. You're not supposed to eat it. There's no nutrition. You don't need to swallow it. No, no nutrition. You don't need to swallow it. No, I understand. And you just said you believe it's in your body for seven years. Yes, every time I do it, I'm like, seven years down. Every time I'm like, that's like 21 years.

You go, we'll get that at 32. You're trying to pack it away. You're like, God damn. Okay. It right there. That'd be a hell of a birthday in my 30s. You, dude, dude. Okay.

Yeah, I genuinely believe both of them, but continue with your lies, because I didn't know that. My lies? I didn't make them. I just believed them. Okay. Another thing, I definitely,

I was definitely one of the idiots. Chocolate milk came from brown cows. Now, that might be early on set, but I didn't realize it. I didn't realize it at the time. At the time, I said, well, milk is white, and all the cows I see are black and white, so how'd they get the brown one? They probably got brown cows.

Brown cows don't exist, right? No, I don't believe so. I believe if they do, the little reddish channel call it a heifer. That's what my dad called my mom. What heifer? Is that a heifer? No, a heifer is a female cow. It's a female cow.

With the big nipples, or is it just a regular cow? It just matters about the menorah. What? The menorah? What the hell is the menorah? That's what I call... A menorah? A menorah.

Well, yeah. I don't know why. I think one time in health class, they said something that reminded me of menorah? A menorah. Well, yeah. I don't know why. I think one time in health class they said something that reminded me of menorah. You said menorah. You said, I love that menorah. No, okay, yeah. No brown cows exist. I knew that.

Okay, what's one that you, matter of fact, hold on. I got one more. I got one more. That my dad would come back? This was the, now your dad's a good man. He's a great man. Your dad's been there. He's been there. He's been there for a minute.

He's a great man. Okay. This one, this is a little controversial. It kind of fits perfect with this one. Oh, God. I believed if you swallowed watermelon seeds, a watermelon would sprout inside your body and you would internally combust. That's dumb.

Why would you ever believe that? No, that's stupidity. What age did you realize that? Okay, no. To hell with you. What are some that you believed in talk calling me dumb you were probably like if you do this then you'll grow up and be him and like no you're changing to Zac Efron you'll creep but no it wasn't I never believed stuff like that I was always not gullible as you know a sheep shepherd thing I've always been that way you've not there's no way always you had a bedazzled belt you had a bedazzled belt the You had a bedazzled belt. The things I believed were. You wore Supras. You're not Tony Hawk.

The thing I believed was I had too much belief in myself. Like, like I believed if I jumped from this high distance, I would fly. Like, that's what I believe. Yeah. You start taking off. Like Lazy Town would be playing. I would would play r kelly i believe i can fly and i would put on my football pads and stand on top of my stairs and be like and i would really be like i can do it i never did it but that thought was there so you didn't have enough no not a lot but not enough i had that you never took that jump i had that block in my brain that that shied me away from psychopath like i'm so glad that little block was there. I think there was a crack in the block.

I think a little bit of psycho crept through. Oh, a little bit of light shined through that crack. No, you're psycho. That's the only way. So you just believed that you, so you believed you weren't human. You believed you could do non-human things. Well, I didn't understand the anatomy of the human body yet. I just believed in myself.

And I would sing out to my crush. I think I've talked about this. I would sing out to my crush. I think I've talked about this. I would sing out to my crush in my living room on summer vacation when my parents were at work because I missed her. And so I would sing, like, high school musical songs loud, and I would hope she could hear it from her. She was, like, six houses down. You're f***ing kidding me. I swear to God. That's not a joke at all.

Like, no pod. That's a factual statement you got you got the soup cans with a long yarn you threw it in her bedroom you're like hey sarah hey that rough name rough name no i didn't mean to that's one thing i i still no i was gonna bring this up weeks ago but I was so embarrassed. And CJ I'm sorry. There's no way.

CJ's had a love interest recently. Uh huh. And she came over one time. He's stimming out. I swear to god this is true. And so my Oh you creep. Oh you creep. And so my, so like his back. Yeah.

Oh, you creep. And so I've always wanted to test if the cup on the wall method would work. Oh. So I got a crown glass. Like one of those like little cylindrical ones. Yeah, those glasses. And it just sounded like the ocean. I couldn't hear anything.

So you're safe. I don't know what you talked about. I knew I heard something. I didn't hear something. He's like, is there a cat scratching my wall? Yeah, you're ass. You have no stability. You're probably like.

Like the door is like. You're like moving and shit. You go. Okay. No, not that. Like your itch. Okay, yeah, the itch. Because you don't bathe regularly okay no not that like you're itch okay yeah because you don't bathe regularly that's a fact you itch often yes it wasn't a it wasn't movement it wasn't pleasure okay itch good okay yeah no but i just i genuinely did that i was testing and i was lonely okay so let's break that down to hell with the lies from childhood you you tried to creep on CJ

and his love interest. Well, because I've never seen him hold a conversation with a woman for long. And so I was proud of him. And I wanted to see how it was going. Yeah, good job, CJ. If you want the update of that, we've been going through this whole love story on Patreon.

We sure have. But I was doing the end, the slipping did happen. You're like, she said, what? It's like, no, no, bad response. Yeah, no, it just sounded like the did happen. She said, what? He's like, no, no, bad response. Yeah, no, it just sounded like the ocean. What if you started giving him tips through the door?

Like I could talk through the glass? Yeah. It's just a loud echo. You're like, no, you turn around. You're like, no. You try to speak into the ether. You're like, CJ. It creeps him.

He's like, you're like, ask like it creeps him he's like he's like you're like you're like ask her when's the last time she's cried and it goes he's like uh when's the last time you cried you're like yeah oh my god bro that would be that would be hilarious yeah that's the downfall of living i've i've creeped on you whenever we live together what are we talking about but you were so boring. I was playing black ops. Bugles. I tried to use my bathroom one time and I saw something I didn't want to see.

You saw a good morning. I saw a good morning to you. You opened that door and I said, what the hell? You're like, when did you get a cane? I said, what are you doing? The Hot Honey McCrispy is so back at McDonald's. With juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, shredded lettuce, crispy jalapenos, and that completely craveable hot honey sauce, it's a sweet heat repeat you don't want to miss. Get your Hot Honey McCrispy today.

Available for a limited time only at McDonald's. One thing I don't believe now that they keep trying, and this is not to, and I'm sorry to all aerospace technicians and pilots. That was a lot of words. I'm very proud of myself I got through that.

One thing I don't believe and I rebel heavily on, on airplanes. Say it. Airplane mode. Not where I thought you were going. You said aerospace. I thought you were saying something about...

No, no, I'm done talking about space in 2025. No, I'm done. They're going to get me if I keep going. No, but I genuinely don't understand how putting my phone on airplane mode is going to save this plane. Now break it down. Let me see.

Let me see it. So... Okay. What do you think airplane mode does? Nothing. Like it just doesn't allow me to send text. You think you're so important that they say, hey, we need to get that guy off his phone so he can buckle up?

That's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense. How can I watch Lone Survivor right now? They're cooking me a steak in the front of this plane. Oh, shut up they're cooking me a steak i'm asking for thirds on the peanuts go hey can i get another diet ginger ale you're out there at the t-bone you bastard no i'm doing it doesn't make sense to me like you can play you can watch live direct tv dish tv on this airplane but me scrolling through t through TikTok is going to take us down? Are you crazy?

It might interfere with the connection. Connection to what? Connection to what? The unique connection to Lyft? You're kidding. What else does the plane do other than go up? Oh, they talk to the big-ass tower, make sure they're good for the runways.

They got to have technology to be up in the sky. Brother, it's 2024 we just saw a robot outside deliver uber eats that's fine and my phone is gonna take this this this boeing 737 down there's there's amazing hackers they might have some shit in that phone you never know not my phone no not your phone you just you got some shit but it's not hacking nothing but i'm saying they want to get rid of all interferences with their systems so it's clear cut, there's no text, there's no extra things, there's no weaker signal. It's them and the tower. They get us up, they get us going, they get us safe.

Now, if I'm putting all of us in danger, I apologize. But I've seen every stewardess that I've been on a flight with, they're on FaceTime. Like, you know what I mean? They're not doing it. Why should I do it? You don't get special rules. You just got 300 people fired.

You just lost 300 jobs single-handedly. Yeah, I mean, I just don't believe it. I don't believe in... Okay, I'll take it one further. Airplanes, right? Mm-hmm. We're spinning on this space rock, right? Yes.

In Earth? Yeah. On Earth, rather? Do you think the airplane, shouldn't it get to its destination faster or slower if it's going against or with the wind yeah what are you thinking oh you think if it's going with the wind it gets faster if it's going against it gets it gets slower should it be the same is it the same no wind is definitely a thing. So you think going with the wind? Yes. You go faster. So you mean to tell me if the earth is going this way and the plane's going this way, aren't

you not just chasing your destination? We're going faster than the earth. I understand that. But if it was going opposite, if the earth's going this way and we're going against it, we'd get there quicker. No. If we're going against it, we'd get there quicker. No, if we're going against the Earth, it's going to get slower at the gravitational pull. Now you're talking bullshit.

I'm saying, let's do simple physics. Let's take out the speeds. If you're going like this and the plane's going with it, say your destination's here. You're going with the rotation of Earth. Stop using your hands. Say it with words. With the rotation of the Earth. That's slower. That would be slower. Theoretically. No. If you're going with the rotation of earth stop using your hands say with words with rotation of the earth yes that's slower that would be slower no theoretically no if you're going with the rotation of the earth you're going faster because you're going with the wind wind and rotation don't

exist there's no wind in space where does wind come from beautiful question there's no wind in space the earth is rotating regardless hold on wind hold on i want to continue this where the f**k does wind come from yeah that just bothered me that is that's a little dark and scary who's blowing on this dog it's like god's like no genuinely that's actually a fantastic and how is there only wind some places oh Oh, my God, no. Where does wind come from? Do we have wind walls? Is wind like the all-knowing? Dude, wind. What is wind?

You're cooking. Wind is terrifying. What is wind? Why is it just there? I've driven in Oklahoma before. You've seen the big fans? That is true. That's what it is.

That's what creates the wind. Oh, no. They're getting energy from that. That's bullshit, by the way. No, it's not. No, it's not. They're getting energy. The wind energy? Wind. That's bullshit, by the way. No, it's not. No, it's not. They're getting energy. The wind energy?

Wind turbines. Wind turbines? The thing spins. It spins gears and mechanisms. That looked wild. It spins gears and mechanisms, and they get energy. Cam, I've bought a five and below charger, and it barely works. You think that little spinny shit is going to power the earth?

Well, that spinny shit is multi-million dollars. Your five and below charger was probably a recycled cord. It's just big metal big metal that does things with a lot of electronics and technology and no there's not electricity in there you think it's hollow that's the point you make a greener earth you and how does that make it a greener earth if it's just a big ass dyson out there there's technology inside of it they use thick ass-ass metal to protect it, Nimrod. You think, you think that shit is hollow.

You think it's a big little... The thing we get on the 4th of July. And they just go... It's sick in the ground. I think it's bullshit. I think there's some kind of laundering going. It's like a mattress farm situation. I don't know what that is,

but how powerful could that be? Very powerful. I feel like that would blow your clothes clean off if you stood in front of that. You'd be like, take me. And I've never seen one of them move fast at all. Because it's so big, it can't move fast. If it moves fast, it'd get rid of the mountains in front of it. It'd be like.

How much energy can it bring if it's. So do you believe in solar panels? That's the ones on top of the houses. Not necessarily, but yes. The ones that you see. They have solar panel farms. Yeah, but so you don't get power at night. No.

It's a solar panel. You get it when the sun is on it. It heats up the pad, charges the pad, takes the juice down the cord, and now you can plug up your iPhone. So you're dark at night. Or we're charging. Let me ask iphone so you're dark at night or we're charging let me ask you that is it dark at night is it changing because we have solar panel farms no this guy gets a isolated view of the sun everyone else is dark he gets this beautiful beam of light

just because he bought solar panels yes it's dark at night in the house you're kidding i'm saying the house okay dude you're really getting so if so the solar panels it's for energy for the house yes it's not your sole source of it though and why you have it because you store it and then you can use it but your house is still powered through electricity bitch you mean to tell me you think if someone has solar panels on their house it's a greenhouse at night at night time in winter, they're freezing cold because the sun's not out. There's still sun in the winter. Oh, man.

Let me rewind maybe eight seconds. At nighttime in the winter, they're cold? That's my question. Now we're on the same page. Welcome here. Oh, my God. I'm genuinely not getting it i never understood it i thought it was just like some hippie dippy bullshit hippie like we're better than you hippie dippy but yo yeah hey son what's up no they're like scientists that's who i believed was in it like the people that are just trying to prove something we got too much money and we're trying to prove we're better than you we care more

like those same people that are like no straw i something. We got too much money and we're trying to prove we're better than you. We care more. Like those same people that are like, no straw. I'm putting my lip on that glass. Those are solar panel people. Hey, I'm not going to lie. You give, give me a goddamn straw at the restaurant. Every single time. Don't you say, or the turtles that were trying to be greener.

I love the turtles. I had one. Both of them got murdered. I care about the turtles. I want a straw. I want a straw. I will not. You're sick, man. Oh, a straw. I want a straw. I will not. You're sick, man.

Oh, paper straws can burn in hell. Paper straws deserve hell. Paper straws suck. Oh, and I know people are probably going to clip that and make me feel dumb, but one of the first things that people have turned against me on the internet is for the Froot Loops thing. Probably one of our biggest things right yes the fruit loop flavor thing everybody calls me stupid it's been like over a year since that's happened i saw people coming up to me every day being like oh do you really not believe the fruit

loops are the same flavor i was just scrolling through the good old tick tock right very liable source oh it's really liable whenever reliable yeah it's really reliable when fruit loops themselves posted a video it's from the official fruit loops account verified and everything and they go through each one of the colors and they have flavors on them so round of applause for Peyton and say sorry daddy you were right nope oh let me see that purple nope let me see let me read it first oh no because you're hiding something I'm not oh then let me see it fruit loops oh hold on let me read it fruit loops official verified account purple lavender blue dessert blood bell i thought that said desert dessert blood bell orange mary mary gold green penelope hydroglonga and then red rose yellow limon, limon. See? Fruit loops.

Okay, let me see the post. What the hell does lavender taste like? Purple. Okay, so this clearly says on the first page, garden party edition loopy. Does that sound like a real box? Sure doesn't. So then it says fruit loopsops but make them fancy so we're gonna do a little fun trend

this isn't the product we're selling no they're just making the name different which flavor are you wishing let's break down that wishing you could you could try. Which flavor? Because it doesn't exist. Which one do you wish was real? Which one do you wish you could try? No, they're just saying they're renaming it. That's what they're saying. They're renaming the flavors. I talked to Froot Loops.

So, garden party edition, and let's revisit. Lavender flower, a bluebell flower, a marigold flower, a pinna pinnellope hydrogena flower, I think, and a rose. So you just tried to get the world back on your side,

but they're all in daddy's backyard. You're not winning shit. I knew I could sniff bullshit from a mile away. Oh, okay. Honestly, now, round of applause for me for being detective and breaking that shit down honestly that has to hurt and i hope you don't i hope you don't feel bad about that but you lied and i don't i've talked to fruitless before they've dm'd me they

have yeah and i said am i right and they said yes sir oh they said yes sir yes they showed you that much respect yes they said i did recant the sergeant sir they said that, sir? Yes. They showed you that much respect? Yes. They said, I did recant the sergeant, sir! They said that? No, they did not. Yes. No, they did not. Yes. No.

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not okay whoa no no no no no no no no no no no no not like that i am okay i've had a lot of ideas for my funeral right i want to be taxidermied i want merch like i want a marching band i want everything but then i was scrolling on netflix and i saw a show called is it cake or not oh my I want like six different me's lined up one of them's actually dude I think I think you could go to jail for even for even muttering that wouldn't that be cool

wouldn't that be cool someone bites into your thigh and they go they go they're just tasting the embalming no no okay i i was that was a joke saying i want the real me lined up but i dead ass want a cake version of me and y'all can eat me you're kidding no the final wish is for all of us to eat you no the cake me eat my cake oh i know, I know. Your final wish is for someone to take a pie cutter

and scoop out a bite of that ass and eat you in all black at your deathbed. No, wouldn't that be so cool like a cake? People do that

for their birthdays. Dude, you're... No, no! No, you're Guardian. No! No, just my face. No, your Guardian angels are tired. They are tired.

They are overworked, bro. Your angels are, they need an answer. No, no, no. Y'all are making it weird and dark. I'm not. I'm excited. Not that. You're excited.

We need to get this, brother. No, no. I'm making it. Everybody slow down. I'm making it exciting, right? Because I don't want my funeral to be sad. I don't want it to be sad. That's fine.

I want everybody to have a fun time, like party, open bar. Like everybody goes crazy. But you want someone to eat that ass cake. No, just my face cake. Just that face cake. No ass cake? No, no, no. And then like, no, I just want my face, right?

Like I want red velvet. And then it looks like me, like get one of the Netflix people and they'll eat me up. No, y'all are making it weird. Could you imagine at his funeral? Could you imagine in the background off that Don Julio, and we're just eating his face? He's just sitting there like this. Off that Don Julio.

Could you imagine? Stop dancing. You're dead. You're supposed to be dead. Well, technically I wouldn't be like this. I'll be stuffed You're supposed to be dead. Well, technically, I wouldn't be like this. I'll be stuffed, and I'll be like this. Hey, okay, dude. It's like a, and we have a step and repeat.

It's like a meet and greet. We could sell tickets. Y'all could come. The only thing. What? The only thing. Thank you. That would make this better.

Yeah. Yet, it would tarnish your name and reputation for the remainder of history. Hmm. Is if at this funeral there's this there's tickets yeah signed merch for you and all of a sudden the weekend comes on right beautiful song maybe some lights all the lights cut off we got some neon lasers god bless and everyone's sitting there dancing right for whatever reason i'm just looking at that casket staring at him like,

damn, he's really gone. He wants me to be happy, but I'm sad. And all of a sudden, you just go... And you just take a f***ing whopping peek. If you went like this... And went back down,

I would never forgive you for the remainder of our lives if you were that weird and that down bad, you threw a funeral party, and then you bust out and you're like. That would be the best prank. And then you go, I'm here. I'm still alive. Everyone's like, oh, my God.

Everyone starts crying. That would be the best prank ever You'd be mad if I pranked you At a funeral I'd beat your ass Why? I would absolutely devour you Good morning

Good morning But what would be wrong with that? That would be such a good If I was filming it At least put it on Patreon Dude I would have shed a gallon of tears Yeah

Over your dead For you to pop You'd drop them and go Gotcha I'd probably throw up On spot I'd just be'd probably throw up on spot I'd just be like and throw up right on you

yo what the fuck man these are my whole clogs and I'd go and I would just slap you did you imagine your mom no she would be in on it I wouldn't do that to her I was about to say

you'd be lucky you'd ditch oh she would no there'd be no more Peyton yeah that would actually be my funeral she'd actually kill you she'd go oh no hell no

I was already in that headspace come here and she'd be just no that'd be a more Peyton. Yeah, that would actually be my funeral. She'd actually kill you. Yeah. She'd go, oh, no, hell no. I was already in that headspace. Come here. She'd be just... No, that'd be a great prank. Your dad would be like, you stupid motherfucker. He'd be on my shoulder. Bro. That'd be a great prank.

Y'all wouldn't be happy about that? That's sick. No. But it's for the content. That's not a good... It's for the content. No. That is not...

That is never acceptable. I spent thousands on these cameras. Yeah, that's what his ass would say. He'd be like, hey hey don't stop the party now we got it rolling I got these guys for another hour no

you sick bastard dude I'm here for fun though everything should be fun why do y'all take things so serious oh my god no no no it's fantastic

that was hilarious until if you said wouldn't that be a good no that'd be terrifying you're speaking of death my mom came up to me

the other day now that sounds weird my mom came up to me the other day. Now, that sounds weird. My mom came up to me the other day, and she goes, you need to watch your dad. I said, what? I said, what? Is Mike okay?

That's my first. I said, what do you mean, watch him? She goes, if anything happens to me. I said, what? What is happening? I go, mom, what are you talking about? And she goes, I think your dad might be trying to put a hit on me. I said, all right. I said, Lisa, first you need to sit down down and you need to tell me what's going on she goes

she literally looks at me she goes 30 years i said what what do you mean 30 years i go what what about it is dad trying to kill what's going on she goes 30 years i've done this family's finances all of a sudden he wants to know how to do it. He said, you need to teach me everything. You need to teach it to me fast. Where's your book of passwords? She goes, if something goes south, you better question your father. Wait, what? And I turn around and look at my dad and he's on his phone looking stuff up and he goes like this. And I said no no no no you need to go over here too you need to sit down and then obviously he said yeah right joke or whatever my mom was like oh no yeah i'm kidding whatever they walk out of the room she turned down she goes watch him and i was like what is going on she

thinks my dad might be putting a hit out i'm not gonna lie that is like step by step snapped right there like i've watched enough snapped in my life. What is snapped? You've never watched snapped? What the hell is snapped? It's like a relationship. It's like one of those murder shows.

Like those murder investigation mystery shows. What channel was it on? The Lifetime. B-E-T. No. No, because I didn't know if it was...

I didn't know. I didn't know if it was... No, it was majority your people. No, I didn't know if it was reality. Okay, there we go. My people. The Lifetime for sure. Yeah, 100%. Yeah know if it was reality. Okay, there we go. My people. A lifetime for sure.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, the guy's dead. Yeah, no, the guy's the worst. But it would be like the wife would take out the insurance money or like do something like that and then immediately put a hit out on somebody, on her husband. I'm not going to lie. Don't do this, Mike. Don't do it.

Have you not followed up with Mike? No, yeah. She said he was joking. He was just trying to get more technically sound. But the way she delivered it to me, I was like, what are you saying to me right now? That is like a thing you have to think about. Not really. You don't have to think about it.

He's like, you need a put and be if you need to get out. No, I do go pretty far in relationships. Like, I'm like, looking back, I've done some down in relationships. Like I'm like, I looking back, I've done some down, bad things. Like what? This is vulnerable. Oh God.

And the picture is out on Instagram. What? So there was a relationship I've been in, right? And the breakup broke me. It hurt me. Oh, it shattered you.

It shattered you. And we are still living with the residuals today right and i did something one time that i've never said out loud because how embarrassing it is but you know fans go through my instagram right and they'll like an old picture and that picture is still up there that i forgot about one time and i was like 18 19 years old i i my ex wasn't talking to me and i missed her a lot and she was like posting on her instagram like living the best life you know after a breakup they'll pose like videos in clubs or like out in these adventurous parts like damn on the beach yeah like they're doing stuff like i, I'm sitting here sad. I'm sad. I'm sad as shit. Smell bad.

And I was like, well, I want her to see me doing good. Right? And so I swear to God, and you can go find this picture. I can put it up on the screen. I went and bought an outfit for an Instagram picture just for her. And I bought, like, this rainbow furry jacket. Do you remember this jacket? I bought that, and I bought like this rainbow furry jacket do you remember this jacket I bought that and I booked a haircut and then I went to my old elementary school with Preston and had him take a

photo of me on the wall and I was wearing like these like skinny jeans with like rock star boots and I was trying to take the coolest pictures ever just for her to look at that and be like damn i do miss them she unfollowed i booked a haircut bought an outfit and went to a elementary school to try to win my expat and she unfollowed me why the elementary school they had a good blank wall but what you couldn't go in nature well like no but the outfit fit the blank wall did you make it know when you were in the elementary school oh no no no oh my oh my god what was the caption oh my god rising inquiries all 22. Was that even right? Oh, rising inquiries all 2022.

My brother with the money bag. Hey, I got you. I saw it. So you got a fancy jacket, a nice little fade. You went to your old stomping grounds and then you became the f***ing Riddler in the caption.

All for this girl to see you, miss you, and hopefully approach you via phone or text. Yeah. And she unfollowed you. Yeah. It actually did the opposite effect. She's like, he looks so bad, I'm doubling down on me leaving him. Is he in the elementary school? Get him out of here. Get him out. Where's my new

guy? Let me kiss him and post that. Okay. That hurts. What would you do? What would you do if you broke up with your girl three days later? Video of her kissing someone. Oh, the video of her kissing was when we were still together. So I see I've opened wounds unintentionally. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, my God. No, you're shitting on yourself. Yeah, it's tripling. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, my God. No, you're shitting on yourself. Yeah, it's tripling. Oh, my God. The You Should Know Podcast. Okay, I have something to bring up with you, and we were saving it intentionally. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.

And you do know exactly, and it's bullshit, and we're going to talk about it right here, right now. It's not. So I went to P's. Oh, you shut it. I went to P's house. Okay? I'm hungry. Why did I even think I'd find something in your pantry? to p's house okay i'm hungry why did i even think

i'd find something in your pantry don't know but i'm hungry and i said let me check feedback and i saw something that is a disturbing no it's be unacceptable in three just plain wrong it's very normal there was an entire bottle of ketchup in his pantry yes so i'm gonna repeat that there was ketchup used ketchup yes in your pantry yes so do you immediately know where i'm going with this yes and it's not weird to have it in there and i don't care that what a social norm is it is very okay and normal to keep your ketchup in your pantry it's a very normal thing do you like things expiring after a week that's not how it works That's not how it works. So when you open ketchup,

if you want to keep it good longer, you put it in the fridge. Cold doesn't mean good. Cold means preservatives. It means that we're going to preserve this longer. Ketchup is okay. You can literally store ketchup anywhere. You can put it in the pantry. It'll be 100% fine. In the pantry's fine. If you open it, you take off the tap, it is now revealed to oxygen, you put her in the fridge the pantry it'd be 100 fine in the pantry's fine if you open it you take off the

tap it is now revealed to oxygen you put her in the fridge you're acting like the cap wasn't on it for first off we don't know what the hell's in your pantry there's probably all sorts of fumes and ghosts and shit you got you got spooky ketchup you got ghoul ketchup no it's 100 fine i don't like putting cold ketchup on a warm hot dog or a warm bergie. That's not good for me. That doesn't taste good. But it's good for you. No, it's not.

First off, the taste doesn't change. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Temperature doesn't change the taste. Holy shit, no. Temperature doesn't change. You act like the temperature's giving it a new chemical compound. Cold coffee and warm coffee taste the same?

It's coffee. Does it taste the same? If compound. Cold coffee and warm coffee taste the same? It's coffee. Does it taste the same? If you got a cold- Does it taste the same? If you got a cold black coffee and a hot black coffee, it's black coffee. Does it taste the same? Yes. All right, that's how I know you're wrong.

It tastes the same. The temperature's different. A cold hot dog, hot hot dog. Does not taste the same. Dude, it's a- Why would you prefer one way or the other if it tastes the exact same? Because the temperature. You prefer the temperature more.

Because that goes with the taste. Regardless of that... Oh my God! Deflecting. It goes with the taste. It's temperature. Nothing is changing about the said ingredient. A cold Rice Krispie and a room temp Rice Krispie.

It's still a Rice Krispie. One of them's harder to bite. So you get the room temp. Who eats cold Rice Krispies? I don't know.pie. One of them's harder to bite, so you get the room temp. Who eats cold Rice Krispies? I don't know. It was the first thing that came to mind, and I'm hungry. So you're saying it is strange, it's wrong to keep ketchup in a pantry after it's been opened?

No, it's not, Cam. Okay, first of all, whenever you buy ketchup, where is it at? It's on the shelf. Because it's not opened, you dumbass. Where do you buy pickles? Sh is it at? Is it on the shelf? Because it's not opened, you dumbass. Where do you buy pickles? Shelf? After you open it.

You can put pickles in the pantry as well. This fucker likes warm pickle chips. Who am I talking to? Cam, this goes for the same person. Just because you have a lot of money, you have this weird-ass little butter container just sitting out in your kitchen. Oh, that weird thing that everyone uses. It's a butter dish. There's a butter flipper in the refrigerator for butter.

That's where you keep butter. Oh my God. That's where, because you don't go out and you go, hello, excuse me, sorry. Can I get one stick of your butter? No, you buy it in two or four packs. You take one that you want to use. Is it, is it more fun?

Because fun does matter. Is it more fun and more efficient? If you are going to spread butter on a bagel toast waffle, and it's brick hard, and you go, or if you go, but cold butter tastes better. Dude, it doesn't taste any different. Tim, I don't understand why you're thinking that.

It doesn't. Cold pizza and warm pizza taste the exact same? Dude. Cam, just answer me. Yes! Stop trying to be right. No, it don't understand why you're thinking that. It doesn't. Cold pizza and warm pizza taste the exact same? Dude. Cam, just answer me. Okay, stop trying to be right. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Cam, that's why cold pizza on a hangover is better than hot pizza.

If you warm up, if you re-warm up a pizza, if you re-warm up a pizza, tell me it tastes the same. It does taste the same. No, it doesn't. You're just trying to be right, and I can't have this conversation. The texture and the temperature. Texture affects taste. No, it doesn't. You're just trying to be right, and I can't have this conversation. The texture and the temperature. Texture affects taste. No, it doesn't. Bro, you are insane.

You are ludicrous. No, it doesn't. No, it does not. No, it does not. A cold apple. A cold apple. And a room tip apple. A cold apple and a warm apple.

Exactly. Does it taste the same? It's a f***ing apple. It doesn't taste the same. It's an apple. If you go a cold apple with a bit of my little cold butter and my warm ketchup, it tastes different. What are you saying? Dude.

Literally, you just said a sentence that had eight different things in it. The taste is the same. Okay. Listen to this. The temperature is different. Listen to this. You pull an apple out of the fridge, right? Okay.

Cold apple. And then an apple inside of an apple pie. Is that the same? Does it taste the same? Oh, well, that's different because it's a apple pie there's cinnamon there's crust there's all there's different ingredients you dork oh oh oh ingredients make it different a toaster strudel you got your toaster strudels right yeah where do you store them in the freezer right you can eat those like that right yes where are you going with it?

But people do what to them? You toast them. Does it taste the exact same for whenever you eat it out of the freezer for when you toast it? Cam, stop with the pride. Yes or no? Does it taste different? Peyton, with my soul on the line. You are insane, bro. To my head, it tastes the same. Heat expands flavor. See, now you're a phlebotomist.

Now you think you're a scientist. Heat expands. Yes See, now you're a phlebotomist. Now you think you're a scientist. Heat expands. What is it, iron? It does, it does. That's why you can taste the goo more inside of the thing. That's why you warm up an Uncrustable. I know you don't like those.

If you warm up an Uncrustable, you can taste the jelly more. An Uncrustable is another perfect example. If you bite into a hard-ass Uncrustable, you don't get the same flavor you do when you teat it up. Dude, the flavor's the same you get different consistent okay consistency texture temperature those are all three just adjectives that is not regardless if you heat it up or it's frozen that bitch is bread peanut butter and jelly yes if you heat it up what is it it? Say it with me. Bread, peanut butter, and jelly. So what changed in the compound of the snack? You get more flavor when things are heated up. That's just science.

That is literal science. Kim, that is literal science. You get more flavor. Yes, when you heat something up. No, you think. You think. Imagination, you shepherd sheaf wolf. Eat a raw steak, right?

A raw steak. And then you cook it medium. Is it going to taste the exact same? Steak's different. Now steak is different. Now steak is different. Hey, you can run off all you want, you little jack wagon. Hey, we were talking about ketchup.

Steak is different. That is a raw thing. And first off, first off, if we're being technical, you can eat a raw steak. No, you can't. But you're probably adding stuff when you cook the steak. No, I'm saying the same thing. You just cook it medium. You get more flavor. And you get more flavor

if you cook it, correct? A steak. This is how food works. Not ketchup. Not an Uncrustable. Yes, ketchup tastes different warm and hot. Dude, it is ketchup. So, okay. There's nothing in it. There's nothing in it.

The fat is breaking down in the steak, releasing juices. That's what happens. That's the same thing that happens with everything, brother. Ketchup has fat? Ketchup has fat? Not with fat. I'm just saying with the flavor compounds. Dude, so you can heat up ketchup.

Yes. You can heat it up. Okay, a chocolate chip. I have spicy ketchup. A chocolate... You stupid... heat up ketchup. Yes. You can heat it up. Okay, a chocolate chip. I have spicy ketchup. A chocolate... You stupid... A chocolate chip. Yes.

If you ate a chocolate chip out of the bag... You ate a chocolate chip. Or if you melted them down, and now it's drizzled chocolate on top. It's going to taste different. It is... Dude, you're so... A straight chocolate chip is chalkier.

You're saying I'm... Chalk! that's texture not taste you idiot you can taste texture oh my god you can't taste chalk first off you can't taste texture you cannot taste you can taste chalk it is you can't you cannot taste texture because i can go get styrofoam i can get two different types of styrofoam two different textures there's no taste because it's not food see what are you telling me i don't eat styrofoam because you're being the pride types of styrofoam. Two different textures. There's no taste because it's not food. See, what are you talking about? I don't eat styrofoam. Because you're being the prideful. No, I bet you would.

You'd take a big-ass bite of some styrofoam, you Neanderthal. Oh, you. Oh, shit. No, I know where you're going with that one. You are being prideful now. You brought up steak. Let's stay on ketchup. You brought up steak. Stay on ketchup.

Rich. That's rich coming from you. You went to steak. I agreed with you. You're not agreeing with me. Texture does not determine taste, period. Certain textures do. Oh, my God.

Chalky. Oh, no. Chalky leaves a dusty film in your mouth. Dude. It does. It's just a fact. I'm not even trying to be right. I'm just saying facts.

But what's that dusty film? You're arguing. I'm saying facts. What's that dusty film? Chalk. Chalk. So you're eating chalk. You're eating sidewalk chalk.

No, it's the chalkiness of whatever you're eating. Okay, where do you keep your hot sauce? What? You like a sriracha. Where do you keep it? First off, I don't even like sriracha. I never bought into that. That's a cultural thing.

Never bought into sriracha. But my hot sauce, after being opened, goes in the fridge. Okay. Goes in the fridge. Well, that's strange, too. That's absolutely so weird. Dude. That's absolutely so weird.

Have you? Okay, do you know what they used to do olden times? They would dig underground, cover up their meats and stuff, and throw it in the earth before fridges were here. That's how they kept shit cool. Yeah, we see you have pagers. What are we talking about? Are we saying a bunch of random old facts? The preserving of it't i'm not saying i do it cold i like it cold it

keeps it fresh i'm longer i'm saying i don't like cold ketchup on my warm food so that's why i don't put it there because it tastes different it is a different taste everything is fine until that it does not taste different you don't't prefer cold. Taste is the same. Cold ketchup, warm ketchup. It is literally the same. Okay, you know what? Hypothetical. Let's imagine you didn't have heat sensors in your body, right?

You can't tell if something's hot or cold. Okay. Okay? If someone went like this, put cold ketchup in your mouth, you went, pretty tomato-y. Yeah. And then again, hot ketchup in your mouth. Can't tell the difference in temperature. Is there going to be a different taste?y. Yeah. And then again, hot ketchup in your mouth. Can't tell the difference in temperature. Is there going to be a different taste?

Yes. Yes. I'm going to say it because the flavor expands. Flavor expands. It becomes more palatable. It's not glue. This isn't steel beams. It's not your house cracks.

It doesn't expand in the heat. It's fucking ketchup. It's literally a condiment. It is ketchup. I want to see what they say. In the comments right now, does heat or coldness affect the flavor of things? And Cam, we are going to have a punishment on Patreon for whoever loses. Is that fair?

Honestly, the world loves you. It's not about me. Oh, but it is. It's not about me. Oh, we feel bad for that little boy right there. We're going to go with him. Okay. They love us equally. They're going to say yes or no. Or they're going to say Peyton or Cam, who won this? It's not about me. Oh, we feel bad for that little boy right there. We're going to go with him. Okay. They love us equally.

They're going to say yes or no. Or they're going to say Peyton or Cam, who won this? K-Rob, go. No, no. You have to say the actual one. No, no. No. No.

I just want to know. Peyton or Cam, who won this? On does things taste different. The coldness. Yes. The winner for me is Peyton. Okay. That's one.

CJ? I'm with cam okay piercey thank you that's two out of three in this room it's all right it's all right so we're gonna see what the comments have to say but speaking of cold things right i was thinking about the whole cold temperature all that i don't agree and i don't like or trust people that vacation in the cold why that's an oxymoron that was big that was real big for elmo how in the hell is that an oxymoron vacation is so synonymous with heat for me vacation you well that's all i'm talking about you yes for you other people like the cold okay i'm just talking about me what the f**k do you say i'm saying you said it was for you because it's a podcast i'm talking about me yes but that

that doesn't mean they're weird it is strange that's so strange who vacations in an uncomfortable environment that could be comfortable for them who you hate the cold no one is ever comfortable in the cold no one the cold you always say my house is too cold, and I love it. I'm still sweating in my house. It's 64. I got sweat stains. That's a problem with you. And you're like, where's a hoodie and a blanket? I genuinely don't think you could be comfortable in the cold.

Yes. How? Bro, being in the cold is nice if you're layered up. How can you be comfortable? When you're on a nice, warm day, you walk out and be like, damn, this is nice. No one's ever walked into a blizzard in aspen about to go on a skiing vacation and be like this is nice oh my god we vacationed in the cold and i know we did not we went on a trip okay what's the difference between vacation and a trip yeah a trip has an agenda vacations don't

i'm taking a trip to go do something what were we doing we're recording we're filming chilling no we were filming holy shit is it not on patreon you are spinning the net dude this guy could be working with mike ross and harvey dent specter that specter harvey Ross and Harvey Dent. Spectre. Spectre. Harvey Dent. That's fucking... What's his name? He's like... Bro, a vaca... First off, now you're... What's the definition of vacation? There's no agenda.

Well, I don't know the textbook definition. I'm speaking about me. Vacation is like no agenda. You're getting a relief from everything. Like, I'm just going... It's a planned thing. A trip is not planned. You don't have to plan a trip.

And you don't have... And there is an agenda. I and there is an agenda i'm taking a trip for something a trip is for something there's an objective on it vacation objective was to relax no we filmed we were working no no we filmed us relaxing no we did not so that happened both at the same time first of all you you can't relax in a in the snow you can't relax there's no relaxing in the snow you are unbelievable you can just be cam let's go what if someone said the exact same thing about the heat they'd be lying exact same thing about they'd be lying k-rup just said that i don't care what k-rup said they're not lying cam that's like them saying you're lying right now you never you know you never answered this point You can't name one person who, when you walk out on a sunny day, people go, oh, wow, this is nice.

Nobody in the history of human existence has walked out to three feet of snow, gone like this, and said, wow, this is nice. You don't know enough people from Michigan. Have you ever heard of anybody doing that? Yeah. Name one. Name one person. My brother. He said that. Cam, don't just try people from Michigan. Have you ever heard of anybody doing that? Yeah. Name one. Name one person. My brother.

He said that. Cam, don't just try to argue for the podcast. Don't argue for the podcast. My brother. No, beat that ass. When he said that. What fucking year did he say that? Because we live in Texas.

Of course, we're not going to see people. What do you think about people that live in Alaska? They live in cold mountains of Russia. That's why they vacation here or to Miami or LA. To get away from that shit. But because they can switch it up. Why did we go to Colorado? Because switch it up.

Because there was weed. No, it's fun to switch it up. We are always. I didn't want to go. Oh my God. I did not want to go. Oh, we bound your hands. Yes.

I didn't want to go. I didn't want to go. I didn't want to go. I said the only way I'll go is when we film. There is text messages. No one vacations in the cold. No one, like, I don't understand that. That is a psychological problem. Did you have fun?

No. Oh, my. I woke up with a sore throat every freaking day. I did not have fun. It was still fun. Yes, you did. No, because there was alcohol and it was fun and a lady i like that was the only reason it was fun i could have been i could have been anywhere

you said first off but you can't say a bold state like a uh all-encompassing statement like that when we don't have the reach to hear other opinions there is people it's not like we're in front of millions right now but i'm saying we don't know the reach to hear other opinions. There is people. It's not like we're in front of millions right now. But I'm saying we don't know all their things. Someone could literally be the exact opposite of what you're saying right now. No, I'm saying I don't like vacationing in the heat. We can only speak, and this is why this works. We can only speak on our experiences and make them seem like it's everybody's, right?

So no one we know, and you can attest to this, has said, oh, this is nice to three feet of snow. No one can relax. You cannot relax in freezing cold weather. You cannot do it. I don't believe that. How can you relax when your Ghibli bits are shriveled up? Because they could be building snowmen, snowball fight, building a fort, making an igloo. I said relaxing.

It's not relaxing to ski. It's not relaxing to throw snowballs. It's not relaxing. So there's an actual definition of relaxing. It's sit and do nothing. This is relaxing. To you. That's not relaxing.

Relaxing is no activity. You have to be doing an activity in this cold to have fun. You have to. No, I'm saying in the cold. So you have to be outside to relax based on that. You have to be in the cold. Cam, are you i'm saying i'm talking about being outside this whole thing is about being outside in the hot and the cold okay so yes that's what i'm talking about so people so what if some people can't relax outside in the heat what if my aunt had balls they don't like it

she'd be my uncle i'm saying you can't no one no one do this. No one just sits in the cold like this. You can't relax in the cold. But no one just sits there like that. Like ever. You go to a beach. There's a nice breeze. It's not blazing hot. You're talking about the way I'm showing him to sit.

I'm just talking about. I'm saying there's things to do. That's what I'm saying. You can't relax in the cold. You have to do activities in the cold that you're all that's just say you're wrong no that's all but that's all subjective to who anybody that's all subjective i'm talking about our experiences have you ever have you ever met anybody who's relaxed in the cold i'm gonna go sit out in the cold you can't relax out there

you can't relax in the cold you can't vacation in the cold yes you can that's so why is there there's literal vacation spots that are always in snow to do activities you can't relax so so you can't vacate so you can't do activities on vacation you can i'm saying relax why are you hell-bent on relaxing that's what i'm talking about that's your only argument people like to go to cold places yeah and they're psychopaths that's what i argument. People like to go to cold places. Yeah, and they're fucking psychopaths. That's what I've been saying this whole time. That's strange. They like the cold. That is strange.

That could be weird, but they could say the same thing about people that enjoy heat. No one just sits on their front porch in the cold. No one does it. No one does it. I beg to differ. If there's people that are doing that,

we need to fix the prison system. We need to lock them up. That's not that. It's all about duration. If they just sit there all day with their damn husky and they're just like, just freezing, that's not that it it's all about duration if they just sit there all day with their damn husky and they're just like it's just freezing it's weird but it's the same thing if someone's in 110 degree heat no you can sit out there with a book see but you're not allowed to have a book when you relax yes you can that's an activity no it's not

holy shit i'm talking about physical activities no no no no no you can't talk about skiing snowball fighting the way you just said snow we would have to go in 110 degree heat and go like this what's more likely somebody to sit in 110 degree weather or sit in negative 42 with freezing snow okay negative 42 if we did equivalents negative 42 would be like sitting in a buck 40 like you're either being about to die freezing or you're about to melt i'm so so confident that I just smoked his boots. He was nervous, bro. He didn't know what to say. No, because you won't allow certain things to be brought up.

In the snow, you have to sit there like a jackass to do nothing. But in the heat, you get a book. You might have a beer. You might have a nice little chair. Who the fuck goes to the Sahara and goes, This is a great vacation. Strike me now. No.

No one does that. You're more likely to do that in the heat than in the cold. No one wants snowflakes in their team. No one's going to do that. I will agree with that. More than likely, more people like the heat than the cold. But you can't say nobody. No, you said you're not allowed to vacation in the cold. It's not a thing.

It should be fucking illegal. That is strange. That is strange. It's easier to vacation in the heat because you have to do activities. Now, that I agree with. Thank you. But it should be illegal. No, I like cold.

I want to switch it up. I'm fucking hot. I i always sweat i need the cold i need snowmen and a beanie i need it i'm always drenched in sweat always and i don't know why i'm about to have surgery dog let's talk about insecurities real quick oh i got two of them i got two of them and sometimes a half. No, last episode, last episode, we were doing the birthing bit. Oh, yeah, my ass crack was sweating. I sweat, and I don't know why.

God, I think it's you. I think my blood pressure gets so worked up. My body's just fuming. Is there anything that I do that makes, like, do you have any insecurities for me? Like, maybe I'm not insecure about it. Ankles. Ankles, number one. This mother****** could never be an assassin.

He'd be pulling up on a target. He would turn around, the target's already gone. And you'd just be like, ah, I gotta go get him. And he'd just run around. Ankles, for sure. You'd be insecure if you were me about my ankles? Oh, yeah. No, 100%. No, it's like a damn good icebreaker.

It's a damn good icebreaker. You just walk up. You don't even know what to say. You're waiting for them to do the ankles, but they don't take the bait. And you just go like this. You're like. You start hitting a little jig. And they go, what's up with your ankles?

You go, oh, thank God. Name's Peyton Harden. Like, you get straight to it. No, there's so many times I've been on dates, whenever, like, it's a dead point of conversation, I'll be like, have you hurt my ankles yet? I swear to God. I swear to God.

Your ankles is like a wingman for you? You have wingman ankles. Yes, and it works. And then we can start talking about childhood. Because that's when I first figured it out, and then I go to WWE. From WWE, I go to the Supras. Supras to the back brace. Back brace to sports.

Sports to college. College to here. Full circle. What else would you be insecure about me? I don't know. I know you have a list about me. I don't know with you. I'm never wearing open-toed shoes.

I'm always putting on socks in a boot okay i'm not gonna lie if we're talking strictly toes bro no it's not bad no your toes are scary no they're not yes they are my weird toenails and that's just yeah they're sharp as shit there's a strange tint and like a hue of yellow it's not like it's not like a soil toenail there's a hue of yellow that might be john like a soiled toenail. There's a hue of yellow. That might be John. And they are there. You can't hide your feet.

No, no. That's just a lack of cleanliness. I just don't wash them and I don't cut them. Okay, I guess that'd be mine. Yeah. I guess I'd be like, damn, am I good? Yeah. Oh, my stench?

But you typically smell good, though. About a year ago, it was getting real experimental. I had a ripe era. It was really like, what the fuck? Now it's pretty good. I smell like that watermelon that was on the ground. No, if I were you, I'd be insecure about my earwax. I'd be doing one of these all the time.

Cameron. That's really bad it's like you sweat through your ears bro I probably do I'm call me Mr. Sweat Cameron Sweat Kennedy I don't know what

dude I don't know what it is and it's so annoying okay ankles a year old stench and then maybe maybe downstairs region. Oh you should never be insecure about that. No not

not performance based more of like you were saying sometimes it represents like a torn slice of beef and like a like a cut up hand is what you said before. I don't think I've ever said that. It was like mangled fingers downstairs. what you said before. I don't think I've ever said that. It was like mangled fingers downstairs.

And you said you got a rash down in the... You got a rash in the wedding. No, it's raw. It's not a rash. It's raw. See, but why, though? I think it's jock something.

Jock strap. No, it's like... Jock crotch. Jock crotch. I got jock crotch. I would be... If I were you... Oh, God.

Here we go. Like, you naked is like a shell-less turtle. Like, it's a rough look. You know what I mean? It's so raw. You naked is like the crickets from Men in Black. You're so long and skinny, and you just go.

You don't believe that. I look good naked. You immediately gain, like, a foot in length. Like, you get, okay. Now, that was the worst thing. Height. Let me say height. How are we feeling?

It could be, thank you, brother. When you take your clothes off, you immediately get taller. And you look like a Slenderman. But I look like Mr. Krabs. When he lost his shell. Oh, shit. Okay. 100% would be your trash. That's not about me.

No, that is. I would be insecure about my living space due to trash if I were you. I don't have that much trash in my house. I have areas of combustion. No, you have areas that are like nuclear. You have areas that you need to really assess should i walk in here what are the hot spots in my house for trash office it's literally it's like bing bing bing there's one each floor office kitchen bedroom specifically

bathroom closet specifically bathroom closet there's there's goo on the ground there's a year old t-shirt that's like you pick it up. It's like this. It's like a plate of glass. Like it's so tough and hard. It's like you starched it. You're a creepy goblin. You sick bastard. I hope you wouldn't pick that up. Office, kitchen,

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Okay, so it's 2025, right? You hit me. It was one of those knees. Just one of those. Okay, 2025. We're here. It's the start of a new year. You know what we're not leaving in 2024, though? What? Games. Do you want to play a game with me? I love games. I simply call this... Oh, sorry about that one. No, that was projectile. I think that was a bit of the cookie I had earlier. I think that was some cookie. When did you get a cookie?

Not my cookie, but that cookie. It was cookie. It's the morning. No, yeah, it's about 11 a.m. No, I either have parasites or a bad sweet tooth or a mix of both. Didn't you have a worm? I'm going to get my stomach pumped. We're going to play my stomach pumped. Yeah.

We're going to play a game. Let's do it. It's called the secret word game. So I'm going to give you clues, and you have to guess the word of what I am saying. Okay. So you just simply get clues. Yes.

And you got to guess the word. Okay. Are you ready to play? I'm so ready. All right, here we go. So secret word game, the first word for you to guess simply has these clues okay candy run orange wagon what candy run orange wagon yes oh candyland no that was good decent guess that was good that was good that was good thank you thank youcent guess. That was good. Decent guess. That was good. That was good. Thank you. Thank you. Decent guess.

Now, they don't seem to think that was good, but I appreciate that. Candy rush. No, not candy rush either. So we have candy. Yeah. We have run, orange, wagon. Candy run, orange, wagon. He just said it's easy. Yeah, not to me.

What does that mean? Candy Run Orange Wagon. Candy Run Orange Wagon. Do you have any clue? Get one more guess, and then we'll move to the next one. Let's see if you have any clue. I was thinking like Kool-Aid Man or something, dude. Like that's initially.

Harriet Tubman was the first guess, and then. Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman? Deadass was the first name that came to my head. I want to see if they know it because it's pretty. Yeah, what is it? Okay, what do y'all think it is? Wait, repeat the words.

Candy Run Orange Ladder. Candy Run Orange Wagon. It's a crow. Correct. Crow? Correct. Like a bird. What? We'll go to the next one.

We'll go to the next one. We'll see if you get it. How the hell did that have to do with foul? Candy run orange wagon. Don't get it. Okay, we'll go to the next one. Here we go. What?

Word two. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Gambling. Apples. Megan. Eggs. Now, if you think about this one, think gambling, think eggs, Megan, and apples.

Oh, strip club? Now, what are we doing? Where is your mind at, brother? You went like this for the boondocks. Gambling. Oh, that's weird. Even 24. Gambling.

I hear it. No, I hear it. Megan, eggs. I genuinely don't weird. Even 24. Gambling. I hear it. No, I hear it. Megan. Eggs. I genuinely don't know. Apples. I'm not getting this at all. What is it?

No, don't say it. Don't say it yet. Candy run. What? Gambling. Shoot here. Do the motion. Okay.

Gambling. Gambling. Apples. Apples. Okay. Megan. Megan. Megan. Eggs. gambling shoot here do the do the motion okay gambling gambling apples apples okay megan megan megan eggs eggs right there come on i swear to god gambling gambling apples megan eggs waffle house i okay hold on new someone else not k- time. Someone else. Do you repeat the words again? No, just say it. Go for it. Try. Gambling, apples.

Megan and eggs. Put all four of those together. What do you get? A game. A game. Correct answer. Game, yeah. It's a game.

Okay, Megan, she's playing for apples and eggs, and she's gambling. It's a game. What the f*** does Megan have to do with this? Okay, you're pissing me off. She's a game. What the f*** does Megan have to do with this? Okay, you're pissing me off because this... Megan's... She's player one. She's gambling for apples or eggs. That's a game. Okay, that was a hard one, but...

What is... I'm genuinely so f***ing confused, dude. What is happening? Like, I'm so bad at this. Like, I don't... I don't... Okay, then focus, man! It's 2025!

I don't get it. Focus! Okay. Here we go. God, now you're making us look bad. I don't get it. Focus. Here we go. God, now you're making us look bad. I don't get this game. You're making us look bad. Okay.

I'm kidding. One time for me. Just one time. One time. I'm not panicking at all. I just don't get the game. Okay. Okay.

You ready? Yes. Okay. Berries. Do the hands with me the whole time. Okay. Okay. I got you. Berries. Lightning. Okay. Berries. Do the hands with me. Okay. Berries. Lightning. Okay. You got it. Lightning.

There we go. Umbrella. Okay. Berries. Yes. Lightning. Yes. Umbrella. Yes. Excellent. That, now that, that's a, that's a good ass clue. If you think about it, what is an excellent lightning umbrella keeping you away from berries? Oh, that's fire. But think about it. What should it be? I would focus on the berries. Dude, what the fuck is happening? Dude, I genuinely don't...

I would focus on the berry. Focus on the berry. Yeah. But just think about, okay, you're... Oh, the flash. Decent guess. Decent. Wrong.

Wrong. Very wrong. Like, incredibly wrong. But it was decent. It was good thoughts. Don't know how you got it. I mean, Barry. Barry Allen and the Lightning.

Barry Allen, Alan Barry. Here we go. So, look. Dude, I'm not understanding this at all. Like, no. I don't even really like it. Like, I'm so far this at all. No. I don't even really like it. I'm so far out of this. Dude, I'm not even like...

I can't even make jokes about it. I don't even understand it. Okay. I'm not involved. I'm not in the same room y'all are in right now, bro. Loki's starting to get mad like dude this is bullshit okay this is the last one yeah please end it here last one okay just imagine imagine yeah you're in a storm there's lightning sure yeah so you have an excellent umbrella that protects you from the lightning.

You're trying to get the berries. Umbrellas don't do that. I'm saying it's a good one. It's an excellent umbrella. Yeah, titanium. Umbrella that's excellent, protecting you from lightning while you're trying to get the... Oh, yeah, that's easy. What's the secret word?

Farming. Farming. Farming. Farming, finally. I said focus on the berries. That's why I said farming. What? If a third person gets it.

CJ. Blue. Correct answer. What the f***, dude? No, no, no. What is this? You were hard, but you should have gotten crumb. I should have gotten crumb.

I don't know what the f*** we're doing. What the f*** is this game? Give me three words. Make it easy. Like a three. Do you want to keep going? I don't even know if this is staying, bro. What the f*** is this game? Like a three? Do you want to keep going? I don't even know if this is staying, bro. This might be a Patreon exclusive at this point.

Because I'm not a contributor to this game at all. This might be just on Patreon. Okay. Here, here. I'll tell you. We'll succeed. Dude, I don't get this game at all. So, the secret word game

was simply take the first letter of all the clues and that's your word. And all of us knew it and we wanted to see if you were gonna lose your shit or keep your cool. You're tricking me, dog. Candy, run, orange, and what was the last one?

Wagon. Crow. C-R-O-W. Where the fuck is the bird involved? I'm still not getting it. Crow! C! I swear to God, I don't know what's going on.

C-R-O-W. Candy, run, orange, wagon. Oh, yeah. C-R-O-W Crow, Crow, Crow You're tricking me. Yeah. Barry's Lightning Umbrella Excellent

Blue This said the flash and farming. What'd he say on the first one? What'd he say for the gambling one for game? He said shoot and die. What'd you say? Harriet Tubman for an orange running candy wagon? Wait, I'm not an idiot.

Y'all talked about this. No, they picked it up. You're not painting a good picture for yourself, brother. No, y'all talked about this. Oh, no. Y'all saw y'all whisper. No. Look.

No, we were whispering because we were trying to figure it out. Dude, like, honestly, it's a great joke but i'm angry dude like i'm not having fun right now like that that honestly made me so mad bro because i thought like i hate being left out like i i genuinely hate it that was the point hey we We brought 20-25 in just pulling a fast one on Buffy. Give me some more. I got high, dog. I'm itching, genuinely. That was so f***ing mean. I'm not gonna lie. Please never do that to me. I almost felt bad at the end.

Because I could tell you were really about to shut down. Dude, because I was like, I didn't know if I was messing up the podcast. I was just being dumb. No, we got you. You were about one click away from control with all delete, you know what i'm saying you were almost done when did y'all have the meeting oh is it you turn the corner to fart maybe poop yourself and i just said hey get ready now is it well now i'm i need like a break and then we're gonna go on patreon we got a bunch of people on fourth camera uh this is gonna be the second extendo on patreon for 2025

25 second one of the year. You get like another hour and some change over there, fully uncensored. We play music. We have fun. We talk about some stuff we can't talk about on YouTube. Beautiful. Go join the Koala Club. There's all three tiers.

You get great stuff over there. It's the first link in the description. I'm doing Cam's job. Nope, you're fantastic. You were killing it. I was going to let you ride. But like he said said first link right there all the other stuff

is also linked the Twitch the Discord the Facebook the Instas they're all down there but Patreon with the new tiers

and the new look for 2025 is the first link in the description below we absolutely love y'all and thank you for coming back to episode one photo six

we will see you next week but until then Confused Casuals get get your good karma with... Secret code. First secret code of the 2025 game. P-V-F. Peyton's very flustered. Now that was good.

You pulled that out quick. But I was simply going pantry versus fridge. That's what I was thinking. Pantry versus fridge. Pantry versus fridge. What team are you on? I already know you're going to pick Peyton, but the real answer is me, and I know that in my heart,

and that's fine. I'm not going to lie. Am I undefeated in 2025 so far? Cam got so flustered during those debates, I've never seen him like that. You only allow the certain, you only allow the points that you have cornered into to be spoken about. We have the same microphone space, baby.

We love you. I'm 2-0 or 3-0 so far this year. Let's keep it going, see how far I can be undefeated or how long. He's spoken about. We have the same microphone space, baby. We love you. I'm 2-0 or 3-0 so far this year. Let's keep it going. See how far I can be undefeated or how long. And remember, one out of ten quality bears don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time. No, it goes in the pantry. Happy 2025.

Cam's flustered. No, no, no. Put it in the fridge.