You Should Know Podcast - FIGHTING AT THE CARNIVAL -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

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Before we get started, I just want to welcome everybody back. Thank you for coming back. And I know at the end of last episode, I said co-host Cam is not going to be here this episode, but guess what? Co-host Cam came through. He is in the studio today. We will have a normal podcast. Make some noise for Coho's Cam one time. You got to stop. I don't know why we can't just do a normal round of applause. We need to have like a team you should know meeting, and we need to like – we've gotten some comments on the round of applause. People are saying we just – All right. We want to say thank you to Coho's Cam for coming through. He loves y'all so much. But I want to let you know something.

Co-host Cam didn't do this for free. Co-host Cam, he knows his value here at the You Should Know podcast. He knows that he brings a lot to the table. And he knows he can milk that for everything. He can milk it. So I want to read y'all the text that Co-host Cam sent me for him to come in this week. Because he got the week off. He got the week off, but he decided to come.

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Not the one from any other grocery store, but the one from Kroger. It's not that one. I'm not going to eat it. Also, sour Skittles. I need sour Skittles there. Thank you. If this isn't there, I'm not coming. So that's what Co-host Cam texted me before here.

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I like it. Oh, well. A little forestry. Oh, I didn't even notice the shoes. I see what you did with your lei. You put that lei together? That's your lei? Unbelievable.

If for a split second y'all thought I requested two coffees, sushi, and sour skittles, do you think I would put myself through that purgatory of a stomach ache? Sour skittles, sushi, and coffee. That's a guaranteed trip to either the garbage disposal or the toilet. I'm not doing either one. So, obviously, that was made up. I did it out of the kindness of my heart. Why would I not want to come this week, this weekend, give another episode,

and, you know, be a part of this? Why would I not want to you know it's a best job so yeah it's just it's just it it was a little good joke it was a little jokey joke no but speaking of uh you're saying recommending start requesting certain things it brought me back to this last week and this last weekend we had team you should know all came over to my apartment and we had a little fiesta with a little a little food. Watched the games at Lake Casa. Four and one Cowboys? Four and one Cowboys.

Ranked fourth in the league? We're going to the Super Bowl. This year is our year. We say it every year. This year is our year. And it's bound to work once. What do you say, Dragone? Why are you touching Dragone?

What do you say, Dragone? What's your beef with Dragone? I like him. You and Sarah. You and Sarah. I like him. He's great. I pump his head up before every podcast.

You know, people that are audio listeners, I realize that they have no idea what Dragon looks like. Somebody in the Discord said, I'm an audio listener. I thought Dragon was a dragon until y'all sent a screenshot of him in the Discord. Yeah.

He's a small, maybe 32-inch man with a vigilante mask on with a very, very violent grimace. And he just in a four o'clock shadow. That's not even a five o'clock. That's a four o'clock. That's 415. There's no. Yeah, he's a good guy, though. Yeah, sure. It's a bit big. Hats way too small for his nugget. Kind of like me. But I mean, yeah, he's a good guy though. Yeah, his shirt's a bit big. Hat's way too small for his nugget, kind of like me. But, I mean, yeah, he's a good guy. But so we had to get together.

And the way our friend group works is like whoever's available to do something, we'll just do it. You know what I mean? So I don't have a lot of utensils at my house to cook because I don't know how to cook. I don't know how to cook, right? So my friends are going to supply the utensils, right? And they sent me a grocery shopping list to go to the grocery store and get the food. The problem is it's me, right? I don't – I'm not good in public.

I don't go out in public unless I have to. Count Drake. So they sent me this list. And what I do when I get get groceries i just order them and have and then go pick them up so i don't have to go in the store and i don't know i don't have to go find this stuff right i just go on the app click what i want and then i arrive at a certain time and my stuff will be put into my car it doesn't cost more so don't call me bougie it's it's free and it's just efficient i have a lot to do lazy, that too. So when we're on a time crunch, my friend said, hey, Cam, Liv, Ashton, they all said, hey, we're going to head that way right now.

Just go pick this up from the grocery store real quick while we're on our way. So I was like, oh, shit. I have to go against everything. I'm in a rush. I have to be in public. I have to find these things. I have to defy my own personal rule book that I've made for me. So it was the worst damn experience going through this program. I have to defy my own personal rule book that I've made for me.

So it was the worst damn experience going through this Kroger. They were on FaceTime with me. I had a panic attack inside of this Kroger. Oh, my God. And the main part that pissed me off was every single item that he needed was there. Simply because it wasn't where he thought it was. He was like, oh, they're out of it. I said, hey, I can assure you they're not out of sausage find it oh no they're out it's not here they don't carry it what do you mean it's kroger what located ask an employee like i don't do that

i don't do that he was just like uh yeah y'all gonna have to get this thing too because it's not here i'm like okay but who the hell would think that the hawaiian rolls aren't in the bread section no that's bullshit why is it by the brownies that's a very valid point places are different that's the one thing i gave him anybody that shops at kroger that you're fine you're still a normal person but kroger for whatever reason if you are if you're if you are born and raised kroger then you get it but if you go to walmart and then go to kroger it's like i mean it's it's literally it's aladdin it's a whole new world it makes no sense like you need literally the magic carpet to get around kroger because it's a whole new world the the like walmart almost to us none of it makes sense. Follow me if this makes sense.

Yeah. You're going through a lot, dog. A lot of allergens are going through this nasal cavity. Every four words. It's unreal. Stop. Again, it doesn't make sense, doesn't correlate, but just see if you can like, Walmart to a certain extent almost seems like the aisles like progress in a right way, if that makes sense.

Like, you know, like, not chronologically, but it just kind of like, it's like, okay, your breads and stuff are here. And then it's your pastas and this stuff. And then your rice. If it matches, it's together. Yeah, but it's like, but you're used to that style. Right. You go to Kroger and it's literally like, all right, here,

our pastas are here and the next is cat litter. Yeah, exactly. We're like, what's going on here? And then the next one is sports drinks. And then the next one's baby, like baby stuff. And Kroger's just all, it's just out of whack. Like even their, even their cold goods that you think would be like centralized. Yeah.

It's like half the meats over here. The other half is like at another location. Yeah. I shouldn't be able to buy a stroller in the same aisle as peanut butter i shouldn't be able to do that shouldn't happen and y'all didn't make it easier because you're like oh get taquito so it's like i went to the taquito section and then they're like no i want this brand and it has to be shredded chicken i was like this one's shredded chicken but a different brand you're like no it has to be that i was like it's a fucking taquito that's frozen we said we said

this brand's really good have you had it no okay let's make that happen get this brand, it's a fucking taquito that's frozen. No, we said, we said, this brand's really good. Have you had it? No. Okay, let's make that happen. Get this brand today. It's really good. He said, okay. And it was beef.

We know you love beef. It was beef, not shredded chicken. And he kept saying, there's only shredded chicken. There's only shredded chicken. We were like, okay, it's fine. Just get another one. Whatever. Those taquitos were good as hell. I ran through them. them you're welcome and those little sliders y'all made anyway it was like it was a

great experience but it's a lot of finger food some things happen so we all know my fridge right do you want to know that the public doesn't say we were very close to soliciting an image of your fridge no no no no and you he absolutely like he actually refused to let that happen that should give you just the smallest inkling of what the inside of his fridge they're gonna think i'm jeffrey dahmer it's not gonna be a human skull but there is going to be like coffee creamer eggs and beef and like quite literally like that's it like you think i'm kidding there's nothing else in his fridge nothing else in his fridge no milk no uh my question is tolerant no like anything you would have in a fridge it's not there eggs beef maybe water and then there's like

64 ounces of coffee creamer it's like what like what is your diet who are you this this is not okay but that that leads into sustainable that leads me to what i was saying so we all were they were thirsty and they're like where's the water and and cam gifted me a brita yes bottom so cam opens the fridge and he's like, why is the Brita empty? Yeah. It's like step one, fill the Brita. Step two, reap the benefits. Enjoy your purified cold water. He's like, oh, I'm out of water. It's like step one, fill the Brita up.

It takes 10 seconds. Open it, tap, close it, fridge. So he got upset that the Brita wasn't full and he was saying to fill the Brita or we would wrestle. Yes. Because he was just, he wasn't listening to me was saying to fill the Brita or we would wrestle. Yes. Cause he was just, he wasn't listening to me. I wanted water. It is not my responsibility to fill up his Brita.

I've already gifted him said Brita. He needs to be responsible. And all the way back to the square point of this, a problem solving. So I said, fill the Brita. He's like, Ooh,

Hey P it's been about 10 minutes fill the brita oh all this that third cowboys cook this hey p fill the brita or we're gonna be two fighting humans in the middle of your apartment fill the brita oh here's that one oh what'd you say i said fill the brita or we're gonna we got to get down right here. Going into combat. He said, oh, I'm not filling the Brita. So I literally went, well, you know what? All right, that's it. You wished it.

Got up, had a full-blown little spar session in the middle of his apartment. And you should know me. I'm a grimy guy. You don't want to fight me. Very grimy. God, I wish I still had it. I was biting. Bit me on the shoulder

I'll do whatever to win like a damn pterodactyl I literally was like audibly why did I feel teeth but you know okay my stamina is low I don't work out

but I was taxing your shit the whole fight and then I just won I got a win and then I was just could that's a basically sum that up it was a good battle it was a good contest good the end point was basically him in an unbelievably vulnerable position, me in a complete power zone, and that's where we ended it. If I wanted to, I would have been slicing corners left and right. I had you at the beginning.

You know my sharp-ass glass elbows. I would have ripped your skull open. Okay, but if we were actually like, bows and strikes were in it, I wouldn't put myself in that position. You wanna go right now? We're not gonna wrestle in front. It's just silent. All you hear is.

The worst thing that can be picked up is like, you're like 60, we're 60 seconds in, and all you hear is like. Like little grunts and like just like deep breaths like what the hell are we listening but that night get didn't get any uh more normal because we're all laughing out of breath or whatever cam is over there with his wife on the couch or like you know play wrestling doing whatever and live is making an audible laugh but I guess she laughed too hard and she goes over to my sink and vomits in my sink in my sink where my dishes go she was like

she got up and she was like we were like what the like when it's like when it was like a like a child like an infant it wasn't wasn't like a grown adult. It's like when you pat a baby too hard. And we were just like, what the heck? Was that a furball? Are you a feline? And then she literally had the nerve to go. I just threw up.

Like a five-year-old. She's like, I threw up. Oh, shit. I was like, don't come back next to me. I'm trying to get none of that. Oh, okay. Also, I didn't even realize. I am drinking a coffee right now, but it is not the forbidden drink. This is just a latte.

We heard. Trust me. Like, I understand that three shots of espresso is not, like, insane. His body, that's equivalent to y'all's eight seven that you drink there's just some things you do that really really just rub me the wrong way it looks so cool ice cubes across the set in the middle of shooting is one of them there's just not a place in time for that it looks so cool didn. There's just not a place in time for that. It looks so cool, didn't it? There's not a place in time for that.

It's there's just not, I don't know. You're not a snow cone maker. You're not, you don't, you're not a shaved ice machine. No, don't go back for seconds. Put it down. Do not go back for seconds. I'm thirsty. This isn't cone ice.

You're not making, oh my God. You're not this. I'm not doing it again. You better not You're like a child So You know Espresso three shots of espresso in the drink. Yes, it's not a ton Get you going for some people, but his caffeine tolerance is very, very low.

Yeah, so I can't do anything right. My mom said. Someone just like cut that and just clip that part. I can't do anything right. And just end it right there. That's a clip. And just put that in the Discord, please. But i can't do anything right and just end it right there that's a clip and just put put that in the discord please oh but i can't drink i can't drink uh uh red bull anymore because y'all don't my you and my mom said no more red bull okay so peyton when he finds something he

like like he loves hard you know he goes for it he's like red that's straight allergies he's red he's like oh red bull good, makes me feel good. Next thing you know, I mean, he's taking 400, 500 milligrams caffeine a day. None of it's from pre-workout. It's all from these drinks. He's not physically exerting himself. It's like, you don't need that. You don't need that.

I don't know. It's my personality because last week I went to McDonald's six times. It's just not like there's only seven days in a week. But I didn't go for six days in a row. I had it twice one day. You doubled down. Yeah. That's insane.

I'm not knocking someone that has, you know, a more open lifestyle and can choose where they want to eat and whatnot to go to two different fast foods in a day or to eat fast food twice a day. But if you're eating the same establishment twice and you're doubling down on it, that's tough. Even if it's something better than McDonald's. I just wouldn't eat Chick-fil-A twice in one day.

I wouldn't eat Whataburger twice in one day. But have you had the double quarter pounder with cheese with a large fry and a Diet Coke? A Diet Coke, a large fry. Yes, I have had it. It's so good. Double quarter pounder with cheese with a large fry and a Diet Coke.

Yes, I have had it. It's so good. It's even better when you go burger fries burger and you mix all the flavors no you eat like a cereal killer okay well you eat like a pigeon because you eat every single fry at first you sit you serve i've won that have you read the comments i won people say they agree with you they're all pigeons you're all free you're you're a smoothie maker in your mouth you're nasty you're a garbage disposal i don't go sit hold the hold yeah you're doing you go half a fry half a burger swish i don't do i just go burger swallow oh that was good let me get some salt now fries that was good let me let me wash it down rinse repeat meals

gone done i don't go burger burger burger beef beef beef beef beef beef dry mouth half coke half coke half coke half coke half coke All fries salt salt factory salt mine salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt the ocean salt other half a coke Satisfied. No, no one should do that. Okay, but let me make it a little better with my six day Six times in one week mcdonald's experience with the day. I doubled down the day. I doubled down I didn't get the same meal twice. I didn't go double quarter pounder double quarter pounder if you would have done that i would have walked off the set because that that just crosses the boundary if you if you double down and eat fast food twice in one day first off that's already kind of crazy then if

you double down eat at the same fast food restaurant, now you're pushing like asylum vibes. Like, you know, are you being forced to? Is someone forcing your hand? Do you need, you know, blink if you're alright. If you were to go, let the same person be on shift. If you ordered from the same person at the same fast food restaurant, the same order, two separate meals. No, you're a freak. But what happened, you just skipped Cree-ture,

you went straight to Cree-tin, and that's a fact. What I did was I got the double quarter pounder about 11 a.m., right before lunch. I got the large double quarter pounder with fries and a Diet Coke. I went back about 5 p.m. dinner time. I did get the double quarter pounder again with large fries and a diet coke but i added something so you you're a cretin but it's not the same it's

not the same oh it is it's not the same order because you added something else that you still did the same it's different receipt so it's something different on the receipt so it's not the same order i got the double quarter pounder large with a diet coke and large fries but then they also have this thing it's like a 40 nugget basket right 40 nugget basket with large fries so i got two diet cokes two large fries a double quarter pounder and a 40 basket fry i mean 40 basket nugget you sick son of a bitch i don't i don't know what else the you just ate enough for a small young aAU basketball team in one day from the same establishment. You just ate two quarter pounders, three large fries,

40 chicken nuggets, and two large Diet Cokes. Yes. It's so good, though. The fact that you're still here with us right now is just... I don't get it. I drink a lot of water, though.

No, you don't. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Why was your Brita empty? Because I... Why was your Brita empty? I buy the big Kroger one, the liter ones. You know I always walk around with that.

How dumb is that? He has a Brita filter in his house, and he continues to buy the big gallon, like, maybe once. Sure, that's a big old thing, you know, keeps you accountable. You drink it throughout the day. Use your Brita to fill that up. Stop buying bottles buying bottles one stop buying bottles just to throw them away two these bottles are for the studio though not those my name is cam i'm the water intake police fix your hip my hip's been better it's seen better days but now it's been better right now. Fix your insides. No, you want to talk about food.

Your dog is the size of literally like a trap. You better watch it. That's my baby girl. You better watch it. Cam has like a little Chihuahua puppy. This big. This big. Not an athletic creature at all.

You can't win it. She has really bad hips. You can't win. No, let me go. You can't win a contest with this dog. That dog is not going to win any awards with this dog. But she's a lover, not a fighter. This dog has hip dysplasia, bad knees. It walks inverted.

And Cam feeds this dog like it's LeBron James. He's buying like $100 vitamins, specials. He's putting food in the microwave and cooking it on the stove. Cam, you can't talk about anybody's food behavior when you treat that canine like LeBron James. Cam, that dog was born on the road. She was.

That proves she's a fighter. She was born. Her mother gave birth to her on the side of the highway. Her sister died. She survived. She is a fighter. She deserves a fighting chance at this thing that she knows as life. Why are you feeding that dog like that, Caleb? First off, all I do,

I feed her a good kibble. Even your wife says that's wrong. A good kibble. I give her some yogurt. I give her some vitamins. Some more vitamins. Why are you getting her vitamins, Caleb? Pumpkin puree

and a little bit of broth to go over it to hydrate her and to give it more flavor and to soften the kibble. How has that helped her? How's her knees doing? How's her knees doing? That's her knees. They're doing better. It only pops out of socket if she runs a lot and she's active.

She can't even make it on the couch half the time. She's not an athlete. She gets embarrassed. You love that dog. I love my knees. Okay. But I am honest about her. I'm honest too. she's a she you love that dog i love my knees okay but i am honest about her i'm honest she's a theater major she's not gonna she's not an athlete she's an astrophysicist and she and she proves it time and time again we take her to the dog park i'm like ruby go play and she's just like just like sniffing in the twigs and shit i'm like you're like one of those

dads that can't accept the fact their kid's not an athlete like stop putting them into sports they're not gonna play so because she's not playing sports or she's not hanging out with other dogs and jumping doing loops and stuff I should just feed her shit. You shouldn't spend a million dollars on on athlete recovery I'm gonna be surprised. You don't buy one of those leg compressions. Oh That's an idea yeah, no, it's not that right there someone that's an idea. No, it's not. That right there. Someone that has an entrepreneurial mindset. Make the Norma text for dogs. And I promise it's not for Chweenies.

Put that for a Labrador or something. It probably wouldn't sell. But anyway. God. I love Ruby. I love Ruby too. She deserves to eat good. She's a great dog. What would you do if you got like the same bland kind of food every day?

Of course you're going to eat it. Malcolm Jerome nathaljo esquire harden the third is the same thing for 15 years and he is a unit he is he he used to come to the back door with full rabbits in his mouth you want to know why because he was so damn hungry from eating that dried dirt he had to go kill another animal just for why do you think he brought it to the door as a prize that's what they do yes no he brought it to you like look i'm literally killing someone to eat something besides that he wouldn't eat him ripped it out of him bad boy no malcolm no i would not i would not i would not i would not i would not eating the same slop every day. He would kill. He kills for fun.

Because he's a hunting dog. He's a lab. Yeah. And so he'd bring him for choice. He's trying to get food. He would never eat them. He didn't like eating them. He would play with them, toss them around.

What? Because he's trying to tell you, hey, can you throw them? Look, I caught my own meal. Do you mind cooking it for me? I don't have thumbs. I can't work the oven. Do you want to throw this in there for me? Help me out.

Help me out. And you just go, give me that, throw it away. And he goes, depression. And he's sad. Just like that. Gokub is never sad. You want to know? All right.

Remember whenever we were- There's a dog ass imprint on that front couch in your house from the amount of hours that he sits there just looking. Because he's deep in thought. On how the hell he's gonna find his next meal and not eat this kibble. My parents are gonna call you and cuss you out. Probably, but I love y'all and I love Malcolm

and he is a great dog, but don't get mad at me cause I buy a 90 pack of vitamins for $15. That's three months supply for 15 bucks. The fuck are those vitamins gonna do? She has a hip and joint one have you ever tried have you right dog treat no i have not she has a hip and joint one she has a multivitamin she has the probiotic yogurt no one cares that's so bad and she has she eats out of a maze bowl pumpkin puree she eats out of the slow feeding bowl. So it helps her digestion.

She's a cute girl. She is. She has little swirls on her butt. I love my niece. Man, Malcolm has those swirls too. I don't know what that is. I think it's just like. It's her butt cheeks. The hair just ends at a spot.

So it's just like. But you remember that one time you came over. This is the last dog topic. We're going to move on. But remember in college when we would go to each other's houses and you came over to my house. I think it's like one of the first times. we went to whataburger which is like this restaurant place in texas it's like a fast food place in texas best burgers ever whataburger is you're missing

out oh my god it's great but um so i had a whataburger in my room and malcolm likes to like if i have company over he likes to follow the company he'll just come hang out and bust open doors and be like i'm here and so uh we were all chilling in one room right me and cam but i had left my whataburger in my room malcolm was chilling with us for like an hour but i didn't notice he was slowly approaching like creeping back towards the door like incognito getting away from us all of a sudden we're talking and i just see malcolm sprinting out of my room and i'm like i thought malcolm was with us where the hell did he go I'm like that's not normal is somebody at the door is he like going to tax it like what's going on I start walking to see like where is Malcolm I look Malcolm has

literally a full large Whataburger in his mouth I'm like came he has the burger came across what is it he has the burger I'm pretty sure I have this video and I'll put it in the discord of my dog stealing a Whataburger from him. But Malcolm is great. He just loves people food. He's just like me. He loves McDonald's. He loves Whataburger.

He loves a good time. Okay, one more quick dog one. Sorry, had to. But it's a tough subject for the family. But another champ, my wife's mom's dog and, you know, her dog and whatnot. But Champ was a boxer. RIP. Great dog.

He just passed away recently. So, Lolly, this goes out to you. Love you. I know you're going to watch this week's episode. So, you know, Champ was great. But he was another dog that all – that man ate – that man took nine of my 12 inches from a foot long sub from subway and ran with it and when i say it was like it was like to the fight to the death to get that back from him and he just he just ate the whole thing he's notorious my question is what were you going to do with that

if you won oh i mean that's a great question i guess it's just to like it's a pride pride thing yeah like you are not gonna take my sandwich that was a great dog he was but yeah so shout out to champ hope you missed love him good dog shout out to the whole family over there our oklahoma family and what's the what's the group called uh the tribe shout out to the tribe yeah they're gonna appreciate that shout out to the tribe um we got more recap because this last weekend was the texas fair and we me and kim and the whole ushino team made an appearance and we knew going into the fair like we're probably going to run into some fans i would say how many fans do you think we ran into? It was a lot. It was great, though. It was the best. It was great.

But. I'm trying to. I was trying to. No, go ahead. I was trying to give you a number. I thought you were just dying off the car. You're like, I don't care to talk about this. No, no.

That's why I like. Because I was trying. I was in thought. I don't know. I couldn't put a number on it, though. I don't know. It was a lot. It was way more than I would have.

It was fun. It was dope. Everybody was so cool. And there was those one. I would have. It was fun. It was dope. Everybody was so cool. And there was this one. Okay, so we had one fan interaction. We were having a great time with this one fan. Took a picture with him, talking, chopping it up. Then his either girlfriend or just the girl he was with,

I want to put a whatever on it. So then she was like, oh, can we get a picture? So then they switched. We took a picture, right we it was toward the beginning as soon as i say the next part you'll know okay and this other and you know state fair of texas on texas ou weekend hundreds of tons of like literally over a hundred thousand people easily like easily a hundred thousand people so a lot of drinks a lot of food a lot of alcoholic beverages right oh boy was there he's this mom comes up to us out of nowhere and she's like did y'all used to play excuse me what i mean what'd you say ma'am y'all y'all played right i was like

i mean you're not i know what you're asking but no to that but yes we did so out of the kindness of me I'm just like I mean yeah we we used to play yeah we played basketball before she's like oh you're on the thunder you're on thunder where's you and I was like no ma'am not once not that's not us she's like proceeds to to go, like hit me on the arm. Like, yes, you were. I said, you see, Diane, if you don't just back. But she was like. Adamant that we were NBA players.

She swore that we were NBA. I mean, like. Because we're tall and people were taking pictures with us. The first thing that she saw when she was under the influence is two tall individuals taking pictures with someone else and she just swore we were in the nba and i was like ma'am like i've never even sniffed being close to the nba but thank you i guess in the in this alternate reality that you're currently in and then she just walked away like she just walked away she exited the conversation quickly middle of speaking and she just walked away. She exited the conversation quickly. Middle of speaking. She just turned around. Yeah. I guess it finally kicked in that we weren't pros.

She's like, I don't care. It just walked off. And I was like, all right, where's the Fletcher stand? And I just started to walk out of it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of some of the cool – because I always want to give love to the fans. Oh, I mean, they were all – Everybody was so –

I'm just trying to like say some some like ones that stood out uh but yeah we met so many of y'all and and there was a the funniest thing happened this story and this is proves our point that if y'all see us in public you do not hesitate ever no matter what we're doing let me speak for myself because cam has a wife and a fan so i don't want maybe think so okay i just don't want to speak for you but i could literally be doing anything you can come up to me and grab me away away from anything because i love y'all okay i don't know about the grab oh i'm saying me you can whatever but um so what was i saying one of the interactions i know but what oh it was right when we were getting there,

we were getting drinks from this stand, right? And Cam had gotten a map as soon as we walked in because we were trying to figure out where everything was or certain stands were. And we were done. We were waiting in line, and Cam was done using the map. And Cam was like, I don't want to throw this map on the floor, but there's no trash cans around here.

And I go, Cam, go behind this booth and ask this lady sitting right here to throw this map away for you. kelly goes okay bet cam gives this this young lady the map with that she didn't even hesitate didn't make any kind of like facial expression she's like okay okay sorry real quick the only reason i asked for her to throw it away is because the trash can was inside of there yeah you could just walk back like i couldn't get to it that's the only reason i asked yeah obviously they're not gonna think you're a dick i was like geez that sounds like no no no it was like in a restrict like where they're cooking so he asked she's not even like she just grabs it and goes like normal interaction we're just sitting there waiting in line and you take the rest of it because this

involves you we're just sitting there so at first like i was like hey like do you mind like you mind if i use that trash can you throw it away she's like yeah of course and she just sits right back down and we're sitting in i mean first off to paint the picture for any for all of our viewers not from texas the texas state fair i don't know what y'all's state fair looks like guarantee it's not as big as this one like it's the texas state fair is just i mean yeah the cliche like everything's bigger in texas but it's enormous. Like, it is enormous. So, anyway, said that to say the lines are really long. Yes.

So, we get that, and she throws it away. We're sitting there, like, another 10, 15 minutes pass. And when we get to the front to order our food, we order it, and the woman that took our order, not the woman that took my trash, but the woman that took our order was like, hey, do y'all mind if she can get a picture with you real quick? And I'm, like, looking and i'm like looking i'm like who we couldn't see her and then she was like come here and then she came around and it was that girl it was a girl that took the map and i was like like and then i go and i go didn't you just throw away the map first she goes yeah what the hell yeah i was like i was like, of course, let's take the picture.

And she was like, oh, I'm sorry. I was just nervous. I just didn't want to say anything. I'm like, we're standing in a line. Yeah. Just sweating. Like, not talking like, please talk to us. But, no. And then she took the picture.

And I don't know if that was, like, her mom or her aunt or maybe just a friend. But it was something. And she was like, you know, she's like, yeah, she's a big fan of y'all, da, da, da. And then she took it. She ended up posting the picture. She's, of course, like on the shorter side. Especially compared to us. Not in a derogatory way at all, but she took it and she posted it.

She was like, never once have I felt more like a child on this day. She was great. She was like right here on both of us. She was so sweet. So shout out to all the fans we met. But I do have a negative story from the fair. So me and Cam, we and Cam went to the fair. And my objective at the fair is I wanted a corn dog.

That is what I wanted from the fair. We went scouring through the fair looking for this corn dog. We finally get to this booth that sells the corn dogs. I can't express to you how excited I was to get this corn dog. So we're standing- All that excitement turned to anger. So we were standing in the line.

You would have thought I was like a 12 year old child. I was literally in the line like, oh, I can't wait to get this corn dog. I know it's gonna be good. I'm standing there, I have the tickets in my hand. I counted them out, I'm ready. Cam goes, he hits me on the chest, goes, Peyton, Peyton, Peyton.

I'm like, what, what? He goes, look behind the counter. I'm like, what? I kid you not. The man making the corn dogs was bare hand holding the glizzy. White knuckling. White knuckling the glizzy like this. Not like lightly holding it to dip it.

Like he's gripping these things like pliers. He had two corn dogs, two glizzies each hand. And just sitting there like a menace. Bare handing my glizzy. Oh my God. It was unreal. It was unreal. It was unreal.

So Peyton immediately. Oh, yeah. That's outrageous. That's outrageous. And so I literally was like this. I was like, oh, I thought he was showing me something cool. And I see this man white knuckling my, not like even on the breaded part. It hadn't even been breaded yet.

It was a plain hot dog in his hand. Like raw dog. With a stick in it. Just in his hand. He's just grabbing it. I was like. My corn dog experience. Yeah, it's ruined.

Peyton literally was like, oh, hell no. Let's go. He was like, like no I'm not eating that so again the lines are long y'all can say what you want we went to the other side of the booth proceeded to buy said corn dog that was not made from him so we didn't see whoever made this one but we at least had the peace of mind that that guy didn't hold our corn no oh hold on i'm sorry i had to get ahead oh and the guy that sorry sorry hold on so i kid you not this dude was bare handing a glizzy like we're about to eat like bare handing a corn dog that we're about to eat no like no sanitation to make it worse in between switching hands to put one corn dog into this hand grab a

new one i kid you not he goes like this before grabbing a new corn dog he goes and grabs the second corn dog i'm like yeah like i is this is an fda approved event like at all like this that's violating furbo we can see you yeah it's that's not that's not okay because it's i don't care that it was the back of your hand. I don't care that you did it with the back of your hand. That's spreading. You need to go wash your hands right now. I should have said that. You should put gloves on.

Yo, hey, go wash them. Wash your hands. Like that, it's unbelievable. Even if you did that with gloves on, take them off, go wash your hands. I was just so astonished at the fact that he saw me see him do that yeah like i ordered a corn dog i didn't order an allergy infested meal like this that's disgusting you're barehanded where has your hand been all day where's your supervisor how are you allowed to do this who's running this corn dog stand who is in charge of this operation

because that's that is just it's it was appalling it truly was like we're sitting like i can't i you had to have been a fly on the wall because we had the excitement whatnot we finally because it was uh fletcher's corn dogs like known corn dogs we get there hyped up and the price was like phenomenal compared to the rest of the food so we get there and then it's just like all of that excitement was just like, are you kidding me right now? You're over there just barehanding. Barehanding a corn dog that you're serving to the general public and wiping your nose is crazy.

Then to top it all off, the guy at the register that took our tickets hated life. He's mad at us because he's working on this weekend. You signed up for it. I didn't fill out your W-4. I did not fill out your application. W-9. Huge W-9.

You chose to do this job. So do it with, I don't know, maybe some good attitude. Or just don't be mad at us. His first question, what do y'all want? The car behind. I want a corndog. You only sell one thing here. Where's the Fletcher's corndog stand? you quite literally don't sell anything else besides that and drinks.

I want a corndog. I would actually like to order that man back there to put on a glove. Yeah, I want some gloves and maybe some hairnets and a couple caps for your employees. That's what I came, no, give me a corndog. So, obviously, I didn't give him that attitude back. I was like, oh, what's up, man? We'll take two corndogs. Okay.

He brings the first, so, again, there's zero communication. Communication is a two way street. I, he asked, what do I want? I say corn dog. Example A. Yes. Communication, two way street. He then proceeds. Tickets. I go, okay. Rip. Here's seven. Boom. Two way street. Then he, then it's just silence. So I'm like, okay, well, there's a long line behind me. I should probably go to the side. I kid you not, I'm just like crab walking to the side. It's not like I just up and left. I'm crab walking to the side to get out of the way so the next guy can order.

And he literally goes, hey, hey, hey, where are you going? And I was like, what the hell? I'm moving six inches to the right. Like, what do you mean, where am I going? He's like, do you want your corn dog? I was like, what the hell? I'm moving six inches to the right. Like, what do you mean? Where am I going? He's like, do you want your corn dog? I was like, you think so? I just paid you for it. You didn't say where to go.

He said, man, you get it right here. I was like, all right. Okay. So he brings the first corn dog out, wraps it in the little whatever, like parchment paper, goes to hand it, right? We're going to imagine the mic is a corn dog. No, we can do the phone. Yeah. Goes to hand it right we're gonna imagine the mic is a corn dog no we can do the phone yeah goes to hand it as he's going to hit like it's got this is like an olympic torch pass off you

have to have it secured before you take your hand off or all anarchy is gonna break loose he literally goes like this the corn dog drops hits the counter rolls to the floor. I kid you not, this is his reaction. He tosses the dog! Tosses it in the trash can while eye contact. You mean to tell me you have enough skill to make the corn dog in the trash can while not breaking eye contact or even blinking with me, but you can't pass it off to my hand, another grown man hand.

You can't place it in my hand, but you can shoot it and make it no problem i might have just broke my phone and then i get upset because this is called scam this is my brother this is my dog and so i see the people behind that are working that are seeing this altercation go on i look at them i'm like hey what's this man's deal and he knows he messes up so he doesn't even look he's just like i'm like hey what's this dude's like are y'all forcing him to be here and they he hostage right now? I'm like, hey, and that dude doesn't even have,

he's barehanded my glizzy right now. So then he goes for the second dog, and as you could only assume, like the most attitude. Yeah, he's just like. Like the worst attitude you could have for a corn dog salesman, that was him. Like two handing it to me like like it's just

this divine creation and i'm like all right bro like thanks yeah so i grab i'm like it and then then he gets the second one gives it off i still am like all right man you have a great day he just turns around yeah and then to make it worse the cherry on top i i'm like hopefully this corn dog is good it might have been the driest piece of food that I've ever put into my mouth. I was like, hopefully this will just make it better that this corn dog that I've been looking forward to all day, that this man's barehanded and we dropped it on the counter. He threw it away. He's having a bad attitude.

I'm like, hopefully this is going to be worth it. It's good. It better be good. I eat it. I'm telling you, it was like I put ancient peanut butter into my mouth. I was so disappointed. I ate about into my mouth it was i was so disappointed i ate about three bites of it threw it away and i was like this ruined my fair experience for about an hour and a half like at least give me a good corn dog if you're gonna put

me through all that give me a good corn dog you'd think bare minimum i'm at least gonna enjoy my cuisine oh my god i mean i did i i'm getting caught up into the rapture right now it wasn't it wasn't the worst let me close this so we got the light situation taken care of i was i was being summoned up in the rapture and uh we got it taken care of uh i'm so thirsty i'm parched i'm parched i always talk about this i hate going into places that smell like potty yeah like it's it's really inconvenient it is people are gonna why did you just bring that we just took a little pee pee break and the restroom's supposed to smell like potty but i i just i hate the smell of potty like that's the number one thing i just especially like if it's like a restaurant or something i

don't like restaurants that don't smell like restaurants they smell like potty they smell like outdoors or anything what's your worst like restaurant experience that you've had i mean bro it's hard to top app dude oh my god on it okay it's earlier this week i have not even told you about this earlier this week okay for lunch we tried to go to one of our favorite Chinese restaurants. It's closed, whatever reason. Ah, dang. Okay, we're already over here. Let's find another one. I'm really feeling Chinese food.

We go to this Chinese restaurant. Not going to say the name. Going to save your business. Because this was, this is just unbelievable. First thing, we show up. You know, nice big letters, everything. Oh, okay, this looks promising. We walk up to the door on copy paper, like not even a sign, nothing.

Literally, it's on copy paper. It says, and it's just like with a pen. Like there's nothing professional about this. It says closed on Mondays and Thursdays, and it's taped on there. And I'm just like, I don't like this already. Like luckily it wasn't a Monday or Thursday, but why those two days? Mondays and Thursdays. You're just not, you're just like, I don't like this already like luckily it wasn't a monday or thursday but why those two days mondays and thursdays you're just not you're just like i don't care what happens those days i don't care about people that want to eat on mondays and thursdays first red flag so we walk in the

restaurant and immediately there's only booths which isn't a big deal but they're only on the perimeter okay kid you not the entire middle of the restaurant there's nothing there there's not a host to stand there's not a single chair table nothing just booths on the perimeter so i'm like all right this is already weird again so there's no hostess so we stand there and we're just standing at the front like hello and the woman behind the register goes okay you can sit wherever you want so i'm like okay i guess i can take care of that go to this booth she's like oh but but you order here first i was like is like am i in a kfc or like why am i going like is there no waiters but she's like yeah you order up here then you go sit down all right well all right sure fine so we go up there this is our first time so oh okay our

lunch special is very good you know uh all that so we go through the menu. I'm like, okay, let me get the lunch special, the orange chicken. I go, okay, and then I'll have a drink, please. She goes, oh, no. I was like, yes. I was like, I need a beverage. Yes. I'd like a drink. She goes, no.

We call it the Coca-Cola man, and our thing's broken. Kid you not. Our thing is broken. I broken so maybe this is what you should be doing on your mondays and thursdays but anyway all right then can i just have a cup of water all of a sudden my tab goes from 895 to like 1076 and i was like i said i just want some water she's like yeah yeah pulls out a bottle of azarkaa. And I'm like, you don't just have like a cup with like some form of water in your restaurant? Like how are you cooking back there? I know you got water.

Like, come on. She's like, okay, here's a bottle of water. And I was like, oh my. I was like, all right. Sure. I'll pay $2 for this bottle of water. 16 ounces. No refills.

I'm swindled into buying bottled water or I'm not gonna have a bed for my entire meal. Are we in Vegas? Like, what are we doing? I'm like, okay. So then she's like, okay, now take your number to your seat. I'm like, okay.

Where is it? Where's the number? She's like, oh yeah, that's right, nevermind. Mind you, there's like five people in this entire restaurant. I'm like, do I really need it? Like, I get that's protocol, but you know me. They already have their food.

It's just us. Do I need a number? But she didn't have it to give it to me. She's like, take the number. I'm like, okay. Where is it? Sure. She's like, oh, sorry.

I forgot. We don't have them. I'm like, okay. This is just too many things going on. So we proceed to go to the booth, right? Decent customer service, though. The food came out pretty quick. We go to the booth, and I'm looking around.

Mind you, we're in October. I'm looking around. You'd think it's December 25th. There's Christmas decorations all over the place. All over the place. They got the elf on the shelf. All over the place. Little wreaths hanging up.

I'm like, damn. Okay, they're really pushing the agenda. They're, you know, they're going for it. They're ready on the shelf. All over the place. Little wreaths hanging up. I'm like, damn, they're, okay, they're really pushing the agenda. They're, you know, they're going for it. They're ready for the winter. So then we're sitting there. This is all like back, it's just like back to back to back to back to back. When I tell you she turns the corner with the food, I'm like, okay, yep, that's us. It's just no one else eating.

Turns the corner, sets it down she served our cuisine on a dixie paper plate that you buy from walmart they got him in a hundred that many funds maybe you should open up on monday and thursday to where you can afford plates let's start there that might help okay dixie plate right she? She sets it down. The food is maybe pushing 400 degrees Fahrenheit. It's like I'm getting a diffuser. It's like I ordered a facial with it. It's going to melt through the paper plate.

It's literally like steam's coming up in my face. It's clearing my pores, right? So then I sit there and I'm like, okay. Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry. You got silverware?'s like oh yeah we have plastic forks kid you not we have plastic forks knives and spoons as well as sauces in your fortune cookies up there you got to go grab it all right let me scoot out this let me scoot out oh the

booth I go let me scoot out this booth This booth was at like a 70 degree angle. You're literally sitting like this. I kid you not. You're literally like this. Like, you're getting dizzy while you're eating. It's like, it's not even like, even if a booth was at a strict 90, that's not really comfortable because no one has amazing perfect posture at all times. Like, you want to have some slight bend back.

I was like this. It's like you're just, you're practicing. Like you're clean. It's all in the hips. Your core was activated while you're eating. Oh my God. Okay. So I scoot out. First off, I go up there.

There's no knives. So I'm about to eat this chicken and go through this whole meal with no knife. I'm going to have to sit there and try to just gnaw it down with a shank, basically a little spork. So we start eating and everything. And the egg roll, okay? I go into my egg roll. Center block.

And I was like, oh! You got a dentist back there? Like, I don't know if I can do this. I mean, it's just like everything, every single thing is piling up. Well, I'm glad you never take me there. I will never be back there again. Going to keep you hidden so you can hopefully still be doing good with whatever your business is. Yeah, keep that money laundering, whatever you're trying to clean up that money for.

Yeah, it's unreal. The merch. The merch almost done. Follow me on instagram at psha and i like to sprinkle in the background of the uh of the story some merch and you might see some stuff here and there so you got to keep your eye out at psha in the discord i showed you um the hat this is i i haven't mentioned it but this is the hat a part of the merch it's embroidered embroidered embroidered embroidered embroidered i don't know but it's an embroidered and embroidered embroidered embroidered embroidered I

Don't know, but it's an embroidered hat. It's really nice got a little rope right here This is really good quality stuff. Yeah, so this is the first part of the merch if you're on the discord You already you would have seen it But yeah, this is the first part It's the quality on the merch is so good like the shirts that we have and the hoodies all that it's it's so nice but um can't wait for y'all to have it and to see it yeah if you're a fan of the podcast you will like it hot commodities you will like it you will like and we will have household essential it's going to be good stuff um code for this week to confuse the casuals get your good karma all that let's go with mis not microsoft information systems i've never even known that yeah it's all right uh

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it's gonna be dope y'all are gonna really enjoy it that's the goal at least no they will they're like hey we hate this this sucks alright Phil if you do that

we hate you we spent a lot of time on this but it's gonna be awesome but yeah I look forward to that follow me on Instagram at PSH8 we hate you there's no hi we we spent a lot of time on this yeah but it's gonna be awesome but yeah i look forward to that um follow me on instagram at psh8 join the discord down below subscribe to the channel leave a comment confuse the casuals even if you're part of the discord leave a comment right now in my ass remember one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to christmas and i'll i can't flip my shoes and he almost broke the mic but i'll see you

next time bada boom bada bing, the chicken goes sting. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, quick PS for all the fans that stayed to the very end. We got a little shout out. Zoe, my little sister, happy birthday. This past week on Thursday, it was your birthday. So hope you had a great 12th birthday. Happy birthday, Zoe.

Keep hooping, keep doing your thing, keep grinding. We love you. Liv loves you. Your whole family loves you you know that team you should know loves you uh everyone your mom your dad everybody loves you a lot so know that have a great year hope 12 treats you amazing and it's better than all the first 11 combined so happy birthday love you happy birthday