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Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, episode 145, the new year episode.
Round of applause, please.
Last one of 2024, baby.
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there you go There you go.
There you go.
Hey, it is absolutely... You are at a slope.
You are at a hill that is not good.
I am absolutely f***ing chill.
I am right here.
I'm so calm.
Hey, I'm not mad that you got a bleep in the first three seconds of the episode.
Because on Patreon, they just go over and hear it.
You're going to see everything.
2025 Patreon is finally here.
We have ad-free, uncensored episodes
on the Patreon right now.
Link in the description.
Yeah, well, it's not there right now
if they're watching this on Monday,
but it'll be here in the...
It'll be there in two days.
Yeah.
So, Wednesday.
No.
No, not Wednesday either.
It's not going to...
I'm going to shut up now.
I'm going to stop speaking.
It's okay.
I have a question for you.
I have an answer for you.
Okay.
You look like a badass little kid.
Did you ride your skateboard here?
You look like you just fell out of Tony Hawk's Underground 2.
You look like the level 4 character that you unlock once you learn how to ollie.
You maybe get a little rail time.
They go, here's Peyton.
And he goes, and you drop in.
You're just like do I genuinely
do I genuinely
look like a skater
right now
yeah you look like
you did
like whatever you did
yesterday
you didn't shower
and then you put that on
I look like a skater boy
100%
I see you later boy
I see you later boy
get it
he's just a skater
come
I see you later
come
oh god yuck Oh, God.
Yuck.
Yeah, you do.
You look like a bad kid.
A bad kid.
You look like a bad kid, and your outfit sucks.
How does my outfit suck?
The pants are great.
Pants are great.
But it's just, like, so wrong.
How is it wrong?
I just don't like it.
What's wrong with it, Tony?
What's wrong with it, Tony? I don't know, but 2025,
we're going into the new year, right? We are.
Let's get some resolutions out. Let's get
resolutions for each other. Oh, man.
My resolution for you is dress better.
Okay, that hurts.
My resolution
for you is throw things
away when they're finished. When they're
done, you throw it away. You have trash
cans in every room of your house.
Use them.
That's true.
Then there's your problem.
You don't have a trash can in your office?
No.
I have trash bags.
You have trash bags.
Yes.
But you don't have a can.
No.
And you wonder why any time you walk in there,
one sneeze and there's a literal avalanche of shit on your desk.
Okay, so your resolution for me is to throw things away?
Yeah.
Mine for you, my second resolution for you is get a Kleenex when you need one.
That's it.
Get a Kleenex.
Let's stop using our fingers.
Good example for your son, huh?
He's going to be here this year, right?
A couple weeks, actually, huh?
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, teach him young.
Use a Kleenex.
Not your fingernail.
Bro, he might have a bad nose in the winter.
I don't care what it is.
A bad nose in the winter.
Kleenex is here.
We're actually...
It's been a sponsor of ours.
They sent so many boxes.
Yeah, no, we have a lot here.
I don't have them at the house though.
But anyway,
my second for you,
stop being an asshole.
Let's go there, right?
Let's spread some love
in the world.
Let's have that
Tinder side come out.
Share that medium,
medium rare steak
with everybody you got.
And don't be so well done
all the time.
Okay.
You beef jerky
idiot.
Okay.
My resolution for you is
use less words.
When you're trying
to get a point across,
use less.
Less is more.
We don't need to hear you go on a filibuster.
Huh?
Less words.
Okay, CJ, you'll appreciate this one too.
My third one for you is pay attention to your loved ones.
What do you say?
What do you say?
Let's keep our eyes up.
Let's keep our ears open.
And let's engage with the loved ones around us.
How do I not pay attention to y'all?
Maybe I use so many words because it's like this.
Hey, Peyton, I saw this cool thing over there the other day.
And you're literally just like this.
No, that's not me not paying attention.
It's because, Cam, I know I don't have to pay attention for the first four minutes you're trying to explain something.
The important part is going to be the last 30 seconds.
That's bullshit.
It's like you're going to give me the whole backstory and how it affected you.
Yes.
Get to the question.
I don't need to hear the other parts of it.
You know what I mean?
Sorry that I try to share my day
and my data and my info with you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm just going to be like this.
Hey, what's up?
Let's do it.
That's going to be my new thing.
2025, I'm going to walk in the studio doors
and go, hey, what's up, bro?
Let's do it.
Okay.
And just sit down.
My next New Year's Eve is...
He's a skater.
I have so much cold and flu in me.
Oh, my God, yeah.
My next New Year's resolution for you is hang up on the first goodbye.
I don't need six of them.
I don't need an all right, bro.
See you, bro.
Love you, bro.
Bye, bro. Have a good one, bro. Just bye don't need an all right, bro. See you, bro. Love you, bro. Bye, bro.
Have a good one, bro.
Just bye.
Hey, see you later, bro.
That's it.
One of them.
Pick one.
Let's go.
You know what I mean?
Phone call should have ended 20 minutes ago.
We're still doing goodbyes.
Oh, my God.
Yours are personal.
They're so good, though.
Because I'm trying to make you a better person in 2025.
Okay.
Shit.
Okay.
My fourth for you.
Do your laundry.
You need to use your laundry.
I have somebody for that.
You what?
I have somebody for that.
You have somebody for that.
CJ.
CJ does your laundry.
CJ, man.
CJ washes my loins.
CJ, you do his laundry?
Somebody has to do it.
Him. He's the somebody
no
I pay him well
okay if there's payment
then that's fine
yeah anytime we go get food
90% of the time
I'm getting it for him
that's his payment
you clean my clothes
I feed you
you want to eat
clean
you like food
you like nourishment
well I like clean shirts yeah so take care of it wow can i
say something about you i did not know that can i say something about you you know we've talked
about in this episode before on this episode on this podcast before i'm telling you there's so
much cold and flu in my system right now i am fighting for my life take two shots a day quill
before we start it's unbelievable like i'm every time i breathe i taste orange oh god one thing
about you is i've said this on the podcast before is we never got that opportunity to be like wing
man for each other we've never just been single sexies out at a club showing a little bit of our
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Are you kidding me?
Are you
dead ass right now?
Is it darker
or lighter?
It's definitely darker.
I think everyone
sees.
What?
I'll talk about it on Patreon.
That's too much for here.
What the hell?
But we never got that opportunity to be wingman, wingwoman for each other.
I know.
I definitely would have been the wingwoman.
Yeah, but we low-key had a little interaction with somebody where you were FaceTiming a love interest of mine.
You were on FaceTime with a love interest of mine.
And when Cam had the opportunity to big me up to this woman he was so bad at it wait okay when was this who was this where oh
i'm not gonna say the name of the person yesterday in the car on facetime no yours times you could
have bigged me up and talked up to me about me and you were not good at it when on the face time are you not cam are you
genuinely think you're a good wingman 100 how but we weren't even but we weren't even talking about
doesn't matter it doesn't matter but there's times where you could have put off the story and the the
what i did on that face time was fantastic no it wasn't you didn't like it no you you didn't
you didn't perform well news to me you didn't i didn't perform well yes
how because you're just not there's opportunities for you to you gotta lie on me
no why see that truth that's not a good wingman scenario we were talking when i was done with you
there was no mud on your name no dirt on on your name. There was no mud to begin with. You were crystal clean. Exactly.
There wasn't.
But in her mind, something might have been.
And I made her realize her mind was the muddy one.
You didn't go hard enough.
So now, did I not do good?
Did I not go hard enough?
Did I not lie enough?
That encompasses the whole thing.
Wow.
You genuinely think you're a good wingman?
Yes.
Okay, say we're at a club.
Me and you.
We're at a bar.
We're both single, right? Okay. I say say we're at a club, me and you. We're at a bar. We're both single, right?
Okay.
I say, Cam, look at that fine piece of ass.
I'm like, Cam, that girl over there is so beautiful to me.
Like, Cam, but I'm too scared.
Okay, you want me to get her over here?
What?
Do you want me to get her over here?
Why are you bouncing?
I'm holding a drink.
There's probably a song going on.
Maybe a nice little tune I like.
Yeah, but she's going to think you're a little...
Hey, that'll be better.
She'll be more inclined to say yes.
Or she might call the cop.
Oh, my God.
No, you can't say that.
No, no, no, no.
You can't say that.
No.
What?
No, no, no.
She'll be like, okay.
Take my hand like this.
Okay, go.
So, you like that girl over there?
You like that piece of ass?
Yeah, okay.
You like that ass?
Hey!
Hey!
Ass!
He likes that.
Come here.
Let me spit to you.
Huh?
That's what I would say.
Well, let's keep going.
Let's pretend I'm not deranged this night and I'm normal.
Here we go.
See, that's not okay
you can't do that slowly stop okay slow start from the top right okay we're in a section at a club
right we're up top there's a girl at the bar okay and i'm like cam dude she's so beautiful we keep
keep making eye contact but i'm too scared i can't go up to her okay but you want me to go up to her
just kind of waver in here for you no do you go up to her and like like just help me like just if
you bring her in here i'll be able to talk okay i can't i just can't go down
there it's too scared okay there we go okay so now i go all right bro i got you okay i'll hold
my drink for me here's a glass of ice all right and i walk up to her okay i'm the girl now you're
the girl yeah okay you gotta be the girl though don't be an asshole okay here we go i go hey excuse me hey excuse me yes hey i
was wondering not to be weird or anything but uh my guy up there which one i think oh the the
attractive one that you've been looking at a couple times i saw that and i just i didn't really
know because he's not the he's he's not really a screamer yeller talker and crowds type of guy
he wants you right close to his ear he wants to be able to sniff your breath i did that on purpose i wanted to see if you were gonna laugh
okay back to reality he's not really he he didn't want to try to draw too much attention to you or
him but i was wondering like you would you want to come up here real quick and just talk to him
so he doesn't want to scream or yell yeah like because you're not screaming or yelling right
now you came up to talk to me. Yeah.
You whispered.
Why couldn't he do that?
No, because he was in the back of the section, though.
I already said I was going to the bathroom.
I said, bro, just let her know on the way to the bathroom.
It was kind of like a drive-by, just so he didn't have to yell, so he didn't have to
get out.
I was on my way here.
Okay.
And then she comes to this counterpoint.
Okay.
You know I'm bad in these circumstances.
I genuinely can't go down there and shoot my shot.
Okay.
But she says this to you.
She says this.
Well, if you get him down here and he asks me himself, I will.
Okay.
This is where the wingman, this is the seat.
If you can do it.
Okay.
Give me like two seconds to compute.
What if I did that in real life?
I was like, I was like, she can't walk.
She can't.
I go.
I go.
I go to pee.
I was like, okay.
Okay, say it again.
It's got to be off the dome.
I can't overthink it.
ADHD.
She goes, well, if you get him down here to ask himself.
You all right there?
I go, you all right?
Hey, is your drink okay?
Check for powder.
And she started stuttering like that.
Sorry. Okay, let's go back to it here we go here we
go she goes if you get him down here to ask himself yeah i'll go but it's i mean you really
just can't you don't want to come into the section we have free drinks though i see you're drinking
if you get him down here to ask him for himself i will go all right you stuck up little son of a
bitch i go do you know who he is?
Okay, do it again.
She's really this hard?
Yeah.
She's this hard.
Okay, she has respect.
She was like, if you want me, you got to talk to me yourself.
I don't go to third party.
All right, go.
Go, start over, go.
If you get him down here to ask him for himself, I'll go.
He has a $300,000 car and he's a sex demon.
I go, you sure you want to miss out on it damn it okay we could be my wingman oh bro that that's tough I genuinely hold on I don't
know if you can help me and none of that is try to have it there but if you can help me through this part. Don't have a $300. Yeah, no, it's not true. But if you can help me get.
We need water.
If you can help.
I'm sweating so much.
Yeah, it's okay.
If you can help me get past this one part.
It's not how the game works.
Okay, okay.
It's not how the game works.
It's okay.
One more time.
All right.
I want to progress, though.
I'd be good in the rest of it.
No, this is it.
This is the hard part.
It's all me.
Okay.
If you get him down here to ask for himself i'll go that's not a good first thing to do i don't know what to say at that point i genuinely don't say he just broke his foot or
something he can't walk oh that's pretty good yeah she gets up there and you're not in the cast
he lied i don't know why he said that if you would that's when i take over a bit he's he's
weird okay go go go go if you get him down here to ask for himself then i'll go see honestly
normally he wouldn't mind that but he just messed up his foot like maybe like a week ago we were
playing pickup basketball he like snapped his shit through oh okay yeah and then you go she
goes up there she sees my foot's not broken i'm gonna say i don't know why he said that if you
you just told me to say that i know but listen i would have been like hey i don't know why because to make up for cover myself
okay i'd have been like i don't know why he said that uh if you would have just came over here and
told me i would have gone and then she goes oh see that's good that's good cover for you and then
she goes like this she looks at me at the bar and i go like this i'm like that struck me. I'm like, let's go. Oh, my God.
I could be a good...
Okay, now you also have to understand this, though.
What?
That's like a level two wingman.
Most of them are like, you're already right there.
I'm right there with her or her and her friend, and I'm just hyping you up.
Yeah.
No, we can do that.
What am I, your messenger?
I have to go literally do it and then bring her to you.
You're my K-Rob.
Yeah, literally.
What the hell?
Okay, speaking of 2025, 2024,
I don't know why that whole thing made me think we were at a club on New Year's Eve.
I'm not going to lie.
I literally was bouncing.
I was like, dude, the ball's going to drop.
Where's my wife?
Yeah, never done it.
You've never been at a club on New Year's?
Actually, I'm lying.
I did with RDC World.
Okay. Yeah, I'm lying. I did with RDC World. Okay.
Yeah, I kissed Mark.
What?
Yeah, in the mouth.
No, you did not.
Yeah, Burlese was watching.
No, you did not.
And then Rage was right there.
No, you did not.
No.
Okay, I was about to...
He said no.
He's going to be actually mad at that.
Oh, yeah.
What is...
I don't care.
In terms of New Year's's resolutions you just touched on that
what is what is one of the funniest like being real vulnerable now what is one of the funniest
new year's resolutions you tried to keep and you couldn't do it bro throughout the year okay i've
always as a kid i would always try to go big on my new year's resolutions oh me too way too big
like as an adult now it's like my new year's resolutions
as a 25 year old is like i'm gonna brush my teeth every day like that's that's what i try to do now
it's like i'm going to brush my teeth i have to get out of bed after my chow mein that is that is
abominable to me that there's no i i said a lot of weird stuff right say it slower abominable
that's what i think i said no but say what the word is abominable
okay there we go but i think i threw an extra i you threw in a couple syllables
but that is that is absolutely insane yeah but it's honest that you have to think of that
like you have to think to brush your teeth brushing my teeth every day is like breathing
like there's so strange there's no way i couldn't not do it. Oh, I could go a year without brushing my teeth,
and then I'll deal with the repercussions on day 363.
You know what I mean?
That's when I realized I should have taken more action.
You go, I think a brush would be good now.
It's like, there's like a layer you're scraping it off.
It's like three inches of teeth are just in my sink now.
But as a kid, I would try to do weird new year's resolutions i would be
like i would be chewing a piece of gum like on december 31st like right at like 10 p.m and i'd
be like i want to keep this gum in until december 31st of the next year and i would only make it
like two weeks and i would swallow it playing a sport or something but if I was inactive as a kid I definitely could have kept that gum in my mouth oh no you just you kept it
for two weeks always had a brushing teeth problem or I'd push it up in my gums and brush I really
was into like trying to break world records you had one piece of gum in your mouth for four till january 13th yes i'm around there didn't clock
it but i assume so oh my heaven but isn't that impressive as a kid that's very impressive yeah
very disgusting no very concerning no no you slept with it or did you put it on your nightstand
i slept with it ate with it everything you ate food with it i would put it up here i'd put it i'm sorry i'm
packing the dip yeah but that was my new year's new year's resolutions i'd be like how many world
records can i break that's kind of sick though way better than mine i would do like yo-yos i'd
be like how long can i flick this yo-yo and then you were grossly misunderstanding how long the
real world record 30 minutes 30 minutes out i was was like, my wrist hurts. You're like...
I had two that were very bad and embarrassing.
Okay.
One time I said, I'm going to do ab work every single year.
This was like very recent.
I said, I'm going to do abs every day for the whole year
and hopefully have something I'm proud of.
Can tell you didn't do that one.
Yep, about three days in, I woke up, skipped it.
Look, I saw I had love handles in a gut, and I said, damn it.
I said, time to up, skipped it. Look, I saw I had love handles in a gut, and I said, damn it. I said, time to redo, restart that.
And then the ninth grade, I said, I'm going to try to learn Aramaic this year.
Is that a gender?
That is a language.
That is a language.
What?
What is Aramaic?
Arabic.
Yeah.
It's like a subsidy.
It's like what some of the uh like bible was in originally i thought
that was hebrew uh also aramaic but yeah there's different language bibles no i try excuse me like
i thought there was i was written from all over places oh and they all brought them together yeah
but i tried i literally tried to learn aramaic and about 20 minutes into the first session i said i
probably don't need this i said I probably won't ever use this.
I'm trying to get closer to you, Lord,
and I just don't think this is necessarily step one.
And I was like, well, and I walked off.
And I was absolutely done with trying to.
I don't think this is necessarily step one.
This probably isn't step one.
Maybe not even step 10.
No, it was bad.
I think the one I got closest to was homework. Like, I'm going to do homework this year. Never really completed it, but that definitely was bad. I think the one I got closest to was homework.
Like, I'm going to do homework this year.
Never really completed it, but that definitely was one.
I might try the gum thing this year again.
Please don't.
That would piss me off.
Why, Kim?
Because when we kiss?
Yeah, that, you choke.
The fact you didn't choke on it once in your sleep is incredible to me.
You have fuzz in your beard.
Oh, do I?
It's right here.
I'm sorry.
Jaw, mandible section. It's still there here jaw mandible section it's still there that is a it's still there there's something like
infesting your okay you got it you got it you got it bro why do you think people like i think
new year's resolutions are kind of stupid if i'm being honest why that's so rude it's not being
rude i'm saying maybe not stupid i think the power that society has given it just because it's a new year.
Most people, they're going to work January 2nd,
the same job they worked at December 30th.
What's that got to do with your goals?
Because I'm saying it's a new calendar year, but it's like time's still moving.
A year is just a construct.
It's just time.
That's why birthdays don't exist. It's just time. It's still moving. Like a year is just a construct. Like it's just time. That's why birthdays don't exist.
It's just time.
Like it's all going.
So I don't think you have to wait for this ball to drop
and a number to be different at the end of the day.
It's to set a goal and kill it.
Technically you don't, but it's easier to set that goal.
It's like easier to start a race when there's a starting line.
Yeah, but why don't you start it March 12th?
It's weird.
May the 4th be with you.
Because it's just easier.
If it's a social, huh?
June 10th. I said June 10th
Did you?
I said June
Do you know what Juneteenth is?
Uh
It's black
Uh
It's
Now Juneteenth is
Why do we celebrate Juneteenth?
Is Juneteenth the day
Is Juneteenth
It's not the day that slavery was
Is it?
Is that what it is?
You didn't complete a sentence
Well is it Complete a sentence Is Juneteenth the day that slavery was... Is it? Is that what it is? You didn't complete a sentence. Well, is it the day...
Complete a sentence.
Is Juneteenth the day that slavery was abolished?
But, like, was that the day in that year?
Now?
In Texas.
In Texas?
It's whenever the slaves...
Juneteenth is a Texas thing?
It's whenever...
Well, no, it's like a national thing, but it's when the slaves in the South, like in Texas...
Oh, they heard the great news.
What?
No, I thought that's what it was.
No, I'm not saying.
I'm so sorry.
No, I'm dead ass.
I thought.
They got an ESPN notification?
No, but like, don't laugh too hard.
This motherfucker ain't laughed that hard this whole episode.
He started cackling at the slave joke.
No.
No.
No. He started 20 started 2025 off hot oh man
he said
relax CJ
god damn
oh golly
could you imagine CJ in a black shirt
oh no
he'd be sitting there
he's like CJ had a black church. Oh, no. He'd be sitting there.
He's like.
He'd be sweating his ass off.
He'd be like, why does she keep interrupting?
He goes, why does that guy have a throne?
So you can make one and I can't.
Why?
I've been to black churches.
Oh, so that's why.
Oh, it's just saying the pastor typically sits in like a throne.
The one that I went to.
The two that I went to.
What the hell is on me?
Okay, I'm glad I got to educate you on what GNT is. Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I really didn't know.
I didn't know.
No, yes.
I did not know that it was only a texas thing though or you said it's
national yeah because i thought it was everywhere i had definitely seen some parties in the dmv
like through juneteenth now that sounds crazy but i have old teammates from dc maryland and virginia
and i remember seeing they had like a whole like party for juneteenth it was sick you know i got
a you know i got publicly drunk one time in Arkansas holding a bottle of Patron in my
hand at a party that was 97% not me.
And I loved it.
I absolutely loved it.
It was so much fun.
Oh God.
Public park music,
explicit as hell,
loud as can be chicken wings on the grill. Not this. No explicit as hell. Loud as can be.
Chicken wings on the grill.
Now, this.
Oh, damn it.
I'm dead.
No.
But you have to hear me, though.
You have to hear my heart.
I'm being honest.
Like, I'm not making.
I'm saying it really was the first time I'd experienced something like that.
And it was fire.
It was so fun.
Me and the team.
Me and the team.
We go to this.
It's also my first time at a Darty.
It was called a Darty.
Didn't know that was Webster's.
Did not know that was in Merriam-Webster.
Darty, standing for day party if you couldn't put it together.
So we had this function at like 1.30 p.m. on like a Saturday.
We go to this lake, bro, and it was badass.
Like, I don't know who even put it on, to be honest,
but there was so much food
all the food was good and then one dude was manning the grill and he had hundreds of wings
hundreds of chicken wings everyone brought their own drinks and someone had like a like a sandgen
that big speaker he has but it was even bigger and just blaring music in this part imagine 200
i love how this is like so riveting to you.
It's like, that's just normal.
Yeah, but that's no. You're like, dude, I've never been in something like this.
Never been, I've never.
Everybody had a cool handshake, dude.
I was like, dude, I learned so many daps.
CJ sucks.
I'm laughing so hard.
Bro, that shit was live though.
That was fun.
It really was.
Don't, don't.
That shit was live.
It really was.
Just say it was, use your words. Oh, my words. So I don't that shit was live what it really was just
say it was use your words oh my word so i don't say shit is live that shit's dope in my nine to
five in my day-to-day life i don't say that put that on your put that on your mom i put that on
my mom i've heard you say oh my god i've heard you say that's live doc take cover they're getting
you right now because it is live i've never heard you say that's live since like we're in seminole bro i've heard you say that so long so i've said it yes but it's not
your regular nine to five in seminole shit was pretty live okay speaking of like events with a
lot of people in it or like you just go to a lot of different things you just go out uh-huh yep
humans earth you always there's always a particular smell, right?
You always get a lot of pheromones.
You get a lot of smells.
You're speaking of me in particular or like the society?
The society.
Oh.
You just go anywhere and you get a lot of smells.
A lot of funk.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Oh, God.
Is there a particular smell that most people don't like that you like?
Like what's a weird smell that you like?
Ooh.
Hell of a question.
You know what I mean?
A lot of people are going to say gasoline. That's normal. Yeah gonna say gasoline that's normal i'll put my my nose in the nozzle um oh oh shit
oh say it's okay why what
no
oh Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.
Same.
Oh, yeah.
Same on that one, but not on that.
Okay, do you have one off the top of your head?
Yeah.
You ever driven past a chicken nugget factory?
What?
Like, you ever driven...
A chicken nugget factory? They they just mass produce nuggets they don't make any other
kind of shit you've never driven past like a tyson factory i was on a highway and a tyson
gut truck spilled it shut the whole highway down smelt like biohazard i swear to god the sheriff
came because it they literally had they had a dude in a hazmat suit.
It was a full-blown gut truck.
The things came undone.
Guts.
All on the highway.
And I was stuck in one spot for two hours.
This can't stay on the YouTube.
You got to mute this.
It can go on Patreon.
I was driving on the highway.
We can move on. That was muted, but patreon gets to know what it is why don't say anything no no no this is to you in your heart and i hope you open up and listen why would you ever share
that with me why would you ever ever in your god-given mind, think that is appropriate?
I had to play like Mario Kart going through them.
It was sad.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I'm just as much of a victim as those things.
Oh, no, no, no.
We're not making it seem fun like a game of go-karts.
I would have been on my hands and knees praying.
I did.
I prayed a lot.
They arrested him.
They pulled machinery on him.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it was that evident.
It was broad daylight.
No, he was literally middle of the day in Texas right by TASB.
I would have done unthinkable things to him.
Now that's...
Oh my God!
That clip could bury me!
No, I would have done things
that people read about,
if you know what I'm saying.
There can't be a video of that.
Yeah.
Yep, that's getting cut.
Okay, so...
What's a weird smell that you like?
God, I can't think
besides the one that we agree on.
That's not even a weird smell.
I like that 9 to 5.
Me too.
A little bit of Gatorade.
A little bit of work ethic.
A little denim too, yeah.
A couple hard movements.
A couple Levi's.
Come on.
A good lunch break too.
Like burnt leather.
You got to get on track here oh a hair oh my god oh my god i smell that something do you like no i can't i literally can't say this
like flat iron hair yeah bro i love that no i love that smell like burnt hair i love it
not burnt hair but like flat iron hair but there's there's sometimes where
flat iron a curler whatever the case may be even a blow dryer yeah it's you did it enough and the
job's done doesn't smell that bad but then you overdo it it's bad yeah but a smell i like that
is probably no one else would is certain cheeses like like a warmed up cheese sometimes sometimes
it makes me vomit gag gag viscerally.
But then sometimes I'm like, that's not bad.
Yeah.
It'd be a cheese.
I can't think off the top of my head. You know what I really don't like?
Like when you and CJ come from outside.
Oh my God.
Outside white people is bad.
It's bad, bro.
It's bad.
It's like a German shepherd.
No, it is.
It is.
It's rough.
Like CJ came in from a mile run yesterday.
Okay.
Now, you tell me if this needs to.
Dude, this whole episode might have to go.
No, but it's.
This is.
This is honesty, though.
This is honesty.
And it's kind of a learning moment.
Okay.
Why do.
Just say why.
So you don't have to.
Why do.
Oh, no.
For the why. No. Not why. I said why. just say white so you don't have to why do oh no for the white no
not white
I said why
um
why do white
yeah
people smell worse
mm-mm
mm-mm
see now I knew that
it's gonna get cut
yeah no I knew it
no I knew it
but with that being cut though
am I
am I telling a lie
why do y'all smell worse
dog you could be outside
for four hours
you'll come in smelling great yeah I'm outside for six minutes it's like i smell like a gator
it's so embarrassing y'all have the same sweat glands as puppies yeah what the hell but okay
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I saw something, and I don't know why these things keep happening to me,
but luckily they do, because I have enough boldness to where I will just watch the whole situation.
These are those situations where you would literally have to be like,
and you would drive off.
100%.
I saw a father and a son absolutely crash out at a gas station, at an Exxon.
At each other?
At each other, bro.
Oh, I love a good family feud.
And I'm not making this up.
Not a single detail am I making up.
I pull in to pump my gas.
There's a truck next to me, old school pickup truck.
There's like a 20-year-old son that gets out of the driver's seat and his pops is in the passenger.
He gets out.
Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
He's trying to put in his rewards memo.
Beep, beep, beep.
He goes, Dad, did you change the
number? No, I did.
How you think I'm going to change my number?
Why? Beep, beep, beep.
This shit's not working.
Come look at it. Dad gets out of the
passenger. Comes out. Big
gut. Just OG dad the pasture comes out big gut just og dad he comes
he comes out bro it literally was like some shit you and me the first thing he did was
he literally was like dude i swear to god you gotta think where gas pumps are in the car that
man ended up at like the hood he literally was like and shoved his ass
and then he goes beep beep beep beep beep beep he goes and just looked at his
beep beep now he starts hitting him with like a foot of air each time he's like
puts the number and it's just and he goes now you watch the truck and don't move he starts walking
in as if he's about to complain to the Exxon people that his number isn't working.
As he's walking in, the son goes back to it.
And I didn't hear what he said, but he's saying something under his breath.
Because he's looking straight down.
He was like, what the mother...
And his dad literally goes, what the f*** do you say to me?
And he starts walking back to his son.
And I was like, dude, this is getting kind of intense.
This isn't even enjoyable. Yeah, like oh oh and he walks back up to his son he goes to grab okay this is the part bro you can call bullshit if you want i swear on everything
he goes to grab his son and the thing we always joke about literally happened
he went to bring his shirt up and the thing we always joke about literally happened.
He went to bring his shirt up and the kid went, he stopped his hand.
I swear to God.
And I was, dude, it took every fiber in me to not call you because I was like, I have to tell this on podcast.
He literally went, he's like doing their shit and he went, and the kid went his hand it was like it was just they're fighting and then the kid the kid goes what are you doing stop and then the dad
was like get in the truck he goes go get in the truck and his son walks around the front gets in
the passenger he said no you drove idiot you're still driving then they took off never got gas
how low was their gas tank they never got
an ounce of gas
now they're gonna be
stranded on the side
of the road
that was like
it might have not been
son and father
cause that was intense
boyfriend girlfriend
there was two men
well
boyfriend boyfriend
yeah but dude
it was
I literally
I
what
literal tears
were coming out of my eyes
that's so funny
cause the thing
we always joke about bro but it wasn't on the fist because he wasn't going
to punch him.
Just wrist.
He was going to like grab his shirt and he literally got him like on the forearm and
it was the moment we joke about.
Dude, I love watching like a public dispute.
Oh my God.
I love it.
As long as no one's getting harmed, I love it.
Oh my God.
When couples fight in public, is that the best thing ever 100
dude it's like oh my i start taking sides have you ever been involved in one oh no i don't fight
publicly oh my god no no you know me yeah i'm gonna cause a scene no but what if you what if
it was no no uh a scene to that extent no which one Which one? Remind me. Remind me.
Remind me.
Remind me.
There's a lot. There's a lot.
To that extent of like the whole place?
Where people are looking, yes.
Oh, a couple people looking maybe, yeah.
But I'm talking about like there might be like cameras out.
Oh, no, no, no.
You don't fight like that.
No, yeah.
I'm just saying, but like no, no.
Oh, yeah, no.
No, I've never been involved in a, hey, I'll be like, hey, I'll lose.
I'm going to the car.
Like I'm not.
You won't do it. When you get to the car. Yeah. She would come in. You. There've never been involved in a – Hey, I'll be like, hey, I'll lose. I'm going to the car. Like, I'm not – You won't do it.
When you get to the car, she would come in.
You!
There would be a bite mark in your, like, middle console.
You'd be so worked up.
No, I love watching in a –
Oh, my God.
You strike gold when you find a public breakup.
Oh, my God.
And somebody walks off in tears, and somebody's just, like, viscerally mad,
not knowing what to do.
Because now you know the next six months of their life has changed oh it's gonna
be phone calls back and forth a little bit of commudgence for somebody else a little bit of
hey how's it going it's like i want to get one of your phone numbers and just get updates i want to
be flying on the wall exactly i love taking sides on on a domestic like breakup i love it i love it
it's so good it's nothing better so good. It's so good.
There really isn't.
I went to the mall yesterday,
and I saw one.
Actually, forget that.
Question.
Yes.
How the hell do they get cars in the mall?
Hell of a question,
and I've always wondered that.
Brother, we were in this big-ass mall in Dallas, right?
We were in North Park.
It's a big mall.
Huge.
Every entrance of that mall is a sliding door. Yeah. Every entrance, right? And the hallways are packed and skinny, right? Some of them.
And there's stairs in the middle of the aisles, right? There's just Maseratis and Range Rovers
in every corner of this mall. To hell with the sports, the little coes, there was the damn, like, the G53.
It was like souped out, big ass, like.
Suburbans in there.
Yeah, like.
How do they get cars in the mall?
They have to have like a back door, like a secret door.
Okay, but you think about it.
But they're all over the mall.
They're scattered around the mall.
How are they driving them past these certain parts?
Oh, they definitely.
Okay, come on.
There's benches in the middle of the mall.
Come on.
There's kiosks.
Come on.
Dead ass.
Come on.
Come on.
They're definitely doing it
when the mall's closed
and you can move kiosks.
Cam, there's a pond in the middle of the mall.
Hey, there's probably not a car right there.
Yes, there is.
There's one right next to the water.
Where the Neiman Marcus...
They went the other way
and they ended up at the water.
There's stairs on that way. So look, this is the mall, right the water. Where the Neiman Marcus... They went the other way and they ended up at the water. There's stairs on that way.
So look,
this is the mall, right?
So you know where Neiman...
Paint the picture.
So y'all don't know this,
but you know where Neiman Marcus
is in North Park.
So there's a Neiman Marcus.
You walk out the door
of Neiman Marcus,
there's a big ass pond
in the middle of the mall.
With that weird little temple.
In the Santa,
it's in the sky.
And the woman
with the 15 foot long selfie stick.
And so you're walking out of Neiman, stick and so you're walking out of neiman right
if you're walking out of neiman you look in front of you there's a pond right to the right it's the
doors sliding doors weird definition of pond but right and there's a car right there sometimes okay
if you go to the left right if you go to the left out of neiman you walk a little bit there's a car
there but then there's stairs to go down like like big stairs. Yeah. How's that car getting right there?
First off.
How do you get past the pond and past the stairs?
First off, the pond, go around it.
Stairs, go over it.
With a car?
Cars can't go over stairs?
It's a new car.
Hey, they have professional drivers.
There's professional drivers for malls?
There's mall professional drivers?
There's professional drivers for the car places.
They're not going to let you get it. They're not going to not gonna let skater boy hot behind it hey go park it over there
no they're gonna have can you think they're bringing a rolls royce over some stairs in the
middle of a mall they might how didn't you explain it they did tom cruise it down from the ceiling
i had what's your theory my initial thought was disassemble. Pack it up, put it there, or build a car in there.
That was more of my childhood thought.
Realize it's wrong.
So wrong, it's incredible.
Or maybe they like take the wall out.
Take the wall out.
Or something.
Like, genuinely doesn't make sense.
I've seen people barely be able to fit in those doors.
You've seen them.
I have.
Now, there's stairs, and the car can go over it. The are my bigger thing stairs easy pond easy the doors how the vehicle's getting inside them all that's
where i would venture to say we got to ask some questions maybe they go to nordstrom where they
have like the four doors they open all four at the same time no because they go right through
there's poles and you have to drive through the. Is it easier to disassemble a pole or a car?
But you have to drive through the clothes.
Does he think things are immovable?
Removable.
Unmovable.
Correct.
Do you think they can't move a rack of crewnecks?
Not in the middle right there.
For a Maserati.
This is very, like, local talk we're having.
But right there in the middle? No, they can't. There's an escalator right there. For a Maserati. This is very like local talk we're having. But right there in the middle?
No, they can't.
There's an escalator right there.
Dude.
Do you think cars drive in straight lines?
You think they can only go straight?
They can only go north, only go south?
It's a sharp turn.
They have a wheel.
Dude, you're wrong.
They have a wheel and they can turn.
They can go down steps and they can avoid ponds.
I have another question.
Ask it.
It's about space though.
Oh, God. Did you another question. Ask it. It's about space, though. Oh, God.
Did you know space?
They say, first of all, getting a little iffy on space.
Getting a little iffy on what's out there.
They're saying it's a lot of satellites.
Don't believe it.
Don't believe it.
Don't believe it.
You know what?
Don't believe it.
You know what I mean?
Don't believe it.
If my American Airlines flight's getting delayed, but they're just going to space anytime they want, f*** off. You know what I mean? It's not happening. If my American Airlines flight is getting delayed, but they're just going to space anytime they want,
you know what I mean?
It's not happening.
I was reading an article the other day, right?
I was on the pot.
I was letting it go.
To the point, you ever had one of those poops where you're sitting there too long, your legs getting numb?
A little bit.
One of those.
I was just doom scrolling, right?
I was like, do I text her or do I read about space?
I went with the space route.
Smart man.
So I was reading about space space and did you know they say
space is negative 275 degrees fahrenheit yeah how that makes sense no it's not yeah what that makes
sense oh yes because because what the sun it's in there it is in there so how is it hot here
and it's cold there if it's closer to the sun?
We don't have, they don't have it.
There's not an atmosphere in space.
You're just in a void.
We have an atmosphere, allows for things.
We have carbon emissions, heats of world.
We have lava magma in the middle.
Middle lava magma before crust mantle crust again.
And then there's us in our Kia K5s driving around.
In space?
Nothing.
There's nothing.
But think about it.
Ten million dollars.
Ten million dollars.
You put on a G-string and you go to space.
But you're warm enough.
Somehow.
Do I have a helmet?
Yeah!
You never told me if I could breathe.
Do you have a helmet?
Like, can I breathe?
Brother, if you went up past the atmosphere with a helmet, you'd pass out, first off.
Then if you left our world without a helmet, you pass out, first off. Then if you left our world without a helmet,
you would literally go, like, it'd be bad, quick.
That's what I was asking.
You just said a G-string.
Okay, let's get rid of the thong.
Okay?
Stop thinking about the tiger stripes.
Let's say you're a full-blown astronaut.
Your eyes look lazy right now.
Let's say you're in full-blown astronaut gear, helmet and all.
They go, hey, we're going to send you up there for one day.
Cool.
You have this big magical string that's going to keep you safe.
It's anchored right here in Utah.
And we're going to send you up there, $10 million.
You just got to tell us what you see, take a couple cool pictures on your Nokia.
Okay.
And then we're going to pull you back down.
Yeah, cool.
Why would you do it?
Why wouldn't I?
$10 million?
Cam, I would-
To go to space on a string.
Cam, I would do a lot for $10 million.
Stop.
Ask me anything if I'll do it for $10 million.
Anything.
Yes.
Would you let me put your tongue in a cheese grater?
Yes.
Circular cheese grater.
Yes.
For 10 M's, I'll get a new tongue.
I need a new tongue.
My tongue causes me- You go, I'll do that for four. Yes. For 10 M's, I'll get a new tongue. I need a new tongue. My tongue causes
me... I'll do that for four.
It causes me problems now.
Okay, take a golf ball club to the back
of the head as hard as Tiger Woods can ever... We can't talk about
this.
That's bad. You need
more grounding.
No, I don't think so. No, the space thing's
fine, but you you saying I would do
almost anything for $10 million,
that's unacceptable.
Look him in the eyes.
Well, you know what?
You know what?
Oh!
I'm kidding.
The You Should Know Podcast.
All right.
In the spirit of New Year's, New Year's Eve, it's a new year.
Three, two, one.
Happy New Year!
Now, if you were single, if you were single and it was New Year's,
no, you wouldn't want to bring good wishes on the both of us?
No.
All right.
I'd literally go like this.
Come here.
Do your kiss mouth.
I'd go, fling a mint. I was just like. And I'd go go like this. Come here. Do your kiss mouth. I'd go.
Fling a Mentos.
And we go.
You go.
Oh my God, we should try that for Patreon.
Flinging Mentos into each other's mouths before we kiss each other?
No.
No.
No, doing the Mentos Coke challenge in our mouths.
Do you want to blow your esophagus through your back?
You literally go.
You're just like. No. Okay, but what was but what was you thinking some freaky stuff okay what i need to watch that all right in the spirit of
new year's uh a new year's eve party and whatnot there's gonna be some drinks there and i know
you like to dibble and dabble right i love to dibble and dabble i want to see if you can tell
me the top five most famous cocktails in
the world according to
eastdrops.com. I don't even know
cocktails. I don't know any cocktails.
What? I don't know any cocktails.
Start guessing. Is a margarita a cocktail?
Ding, ding, ding, dumbass.
Yeah, it is. And it's
number three in the world. Okay. Margarita.
Damn.
Martini. Number one. Hey! Number one and number three. Okay. Margarita. Damn. Martini. Number one.
Hey!
Number one and number three.
Okay.
You got number one and number three.
What else?
Oh, soda water.
What?
Soda water?
Soda water.
Just soda water.
Isn't that the name of a drink?
No.
What's it?
That's tonic water.
That's soda water.
It's tonic water. No! You water. It's tonic water. No!
There's no alcohol!
Oh, I thought tonic was alcohol.
Tonic's the sparkling water.
What's the water, then?
Water!
Tonic water. Sparkling water.
Isn't tonic the name of a drink? Oh, man.
I'm getting ready
to punch. Whiskey sour.
Whiskey sour? Why'd you say punch. Whiskey sour. A whiskey sour?
Why'd you say that?
Whiskey shower.
A whiskey shower.
No.
Gin and juice.
What are you...
Are you serious?
Laid back.
Sipping on gin and juice.
Laid back.
This has double fits.
Sipping on gin and juice.
Laid back.
No, wrong. You're not... That's not even the i need a clean that's not even the name of a cocktail cocktail you got martini at one you got margarita three
espresso martini good guess no still a martini it's already number one um club club soda what
the dude you've named free you've named more water than you have cocktails.
What is going on?
You know what I'm trying to say.
You're saying water.
Tequila water.
It's called a tequila soda.
A T-S-L.
Tequila soda line.
Tequila.
No.
Tequila.
No.
Tequila.
Wrong.
Moscow Mule.
Now you're naming stuff. That's not on the list, though. Uh-oh. But there you go. Red Bull Vodka. No. The K-Law. Wrong. Moscow Mule. Now you're naming stuff.
That's not on the list, though.
Uh-oh.
But there you go.
Red Bull Vodka.
No.
Old Fashioned.
Number four.
That's why I got you.
There you go.
Old Fashioned.
Old Fashioned.
Jaeger Bomb.
No.
Irish Car Bomb.
No.
That's offensive, isn't it?
Wasn't that part of the potato famine?
No.
They started blowing things up because they were hungry?
I thought it was Mark Wahlberg in that race movie.
You know what?
You read his rap sheet, Mark Wahlberg?
Mark Wahlberg?
Criminal?
He's done some things to some people.
He's a Wahlberg.
He's allowed to.
If you were part of a certain demographic back in the 90s.
No way.
You ran into Wahlberg on the street.
Google it.
Wow.
Google it. Do you still like his movies?
Alright, finish the list.
Martini at one. Blank. Margarita at
three. Old Fashioned at four. Blank at five.
Think other drinks. Name of drinks.
Poppin' drinks.
Someone's here with us.
Yeah, um, another drink. Yes drink yes tequila water dog damn you
cranberry vodka no cranberry tequila no orange oh a mimosa no damn it no you're good you're
doing good though you're almost give me a letter uh m another m triple m m was in moscow mule M, another M, triple M Moscow Mule You've already said that
No, think of
Think of that
You'll get it
You'll think, let's get it
Come on, ready, 1, 2, 3
Mexican water
Mexican martini
Mexican drink
Think of it as a different name
Mexican punch I'm getting a mexican right no that's what you need to switch
like think that and think of a different word ready one two three memphis what mexicans one
stop i love one two three stop slow down hold on think what What's the Mexican word? Hispanic word for boy.
A Spanish word.
Spanish word for boy.
Miho.
Okay.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Miho Mule.
No!
Dog.
A Miho Mule.
I'm about to give it to you.
You got one more guess.
Ready?
One, two, three.
A Mojito. Mojito ready one two three a mojito
mojito mojito mojito mojito bloody mary that is on number nine how did you just randomly go to
that you said bloody mary that's number nine you gotta get number five uh i thought i did i just
did okay no you got number three. How many more are left?
You only have one more left.
You're trying to get the fifth.
Martini is one.
Mojito, two.
Margarita, three.
Old-fashioned, four.
And then you got Bloody Mary.
Tonic.
Dude, I swear to God, if you say it one more time, I'm about to just say the same thing.
Give me a hint.
Give me a hint for this last one.
It's mmm.
Mmm.
Like a race.
Oh, no, no, no. No, because this isn't good. like a race no no no no no no no no no no no this is yeah yeah oh no like
literally think of them like say like say that you'd be close it. Like, say it right now. And you're pretty close.
Hennessy.
What?
No.
What?
Hennessy?
No.
Now, that's a great guess, but no.
No. Come on.
You got some guesses.
You got some guesses in you.
Crown and Coke.
Now, you're doing something that's funny, right?
You're doing it.
I love a CNC.
Oh, oh.
What'd they give us?
What?
Not a rumple.
When we were in LA, what'd they give us?
What'd they give us?
What the hell was that?
They didn't give me any of that.
No!
No!
What?
Why'd you say like... I'm dead ass.
I don't know what that's saying.
That's not saying.
Okay, what we're going to do is we're going gonna cut out us saying it. Oh, oh man. Okay, no, no, no.
You're wrong. Stop pootin' on yourself. You know what I'm gonna say?
Number five's a Negroni. What the f-
What'd you just say?
It is almost February.
I have been called a lot of things. It's a Negroni.
No, I don't like how much it's a Negroni.
I don't even know what that is.
I think you like that drink, though.
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Number six was a Cosmopolitan, followed by Daiquiri, Pina Colada, Bloody Mary, Manhattan.
Okay.
Holy shit.
If you had to guess what the most sold beverage of all time,
what do you think it would be?
Water.
You think so?
100%.
Water.
Not gross sales, not money they made, just the amount of sold.
I mean, bro, you buy for $4 at a Sam's Club, you get 40 bottles of water.
Yeah.
40.
You know the Sam's Club CEO?
He needs to stay safe.
Why?
He's a good guy, it seems like.
Are you learning us something new?
No, because if you think about it, and I saw this on TikTok,
people were talking about it.
The price of the Sam's Club food has never changed.
Like the hot dogs and the pizzas, never changed.
Always been like $1.50 or whatever.
Arizona iced tea as well.
I didn't know they had that there.
I didn't know they sold that.
No, I'm not saying they sell Arizona iced teas at Sam's.
Arizona iced teas have never changed their price.
They're still 99 cents a can.
Is that a fact?
100% factual.
Hmm.
I don't think that's true.
It's a 100% fact.
Did you ever trade Snapple caps?
Oh, no.
We used to trade them in middle school.
I used to keep them in my back pocket and read the facts throughout the day, though.
Me too.
We would trade them fact for fact.
My fact was better, but I want your fact.
Who had the best fact at the end of the day?
That's ass.
I could make the Snapple noise very good, or the V8 noise as well, before I got my braces.
You ever had a...
I could do it.
I could always do it.
That was like my party trick.
I'd literally spawn up and I'd go...
And I'd hit you with that.
And I'd walk to the people and be like...
Should've had a V8.
No, I did that in school, in public.
A lot of people didn't like me.
A lot of people.
Dude. We wouldn't have been close. A lot of people didn't like me. A lot of people. Dude.
We wouldn't have been close.
At all.
We wouldn't have been friends.
You would have thought I was lame, and I would have thought you were from the woodlands.
Like, the actual forest.
You would have been so hairy.
You had a tail and suspenders.
Yeah, well.
What are you looking at?
I'm trying to see if I have to shit or not.
Okay, before you shit.
This is perfect
You remember the other day
Liv was
She was complaining
Rightfully so
Which day?
She's pregnant
She's pregnant
And her stomach was hurting
Her back was hurting
All that right
Okay
All the stuff
Now we know Liv's dramatic
Very
Very dramatic
The most almost
But
I was starting to sit there and think
I'm like man I wonder how bad the pregnancy is.
And I have a very profound respect for her, and I want her to be good.
Okay.
But I was like, I know my wife.
She kind of drags things on a little bit.
Okay.
So I said, I want to try and see what it feels like. But then I said, it'd be even better if you tried
and felt what pregnancy was like. So CJ, go let the four pregnant women in right now.
He's going to rub some bellies with some gloves and he's going to get to feel some baby. why do you sniff and look up and down i'm kidding you're not feeling me
but i do need you to take your shirt off huh i need you to remove your clothes
i need you to take your shirt off is there people coming no no people are coming i need you to take
your shirt off you stand up you're gonna test to test me being pregnant? You are going to go into 2025.
You are leaving not knowing what pregnancy feels like in 2024,
and you're going to be a new man in 2025.
So what am I doing?
You're going to become pregnant.
I need you to take your shirt off.
I need you to remove your shirt.
The beanie can stay if you'd like.
Oh, man, that hair.
Oh, man.
It's beautiful, though.
Okay, so then I need you to catch that real quick.
What?
Are your hands ready?
What's going on?
What?
You ready?
Okay.
So, we're going to give you a baby, and then you're going to have to go through a little
series of things, all right?
So, stay.
What is going on?
Put that right there.
Put that baby right there.
What's happening?
You're going to be pregnant, buddy.
This is a thick watermelon.
Oh, come on.
To hold that plastic there now?
And rotate.
I've never...
I've never thought I was going to be...
Hold that bottom part, too.
Okay.
I never thought I was going to be pregnant.
Ah, it's cold!
They're going to see my lower back hair.
That's fine.
Tuck that there.
We're going to get that baby nice and secure.
My stomach hurts.
Oh, yeah.
Welcome.
Okay, is it already just without your hands?
Yeah.
Just keep going, though.
Yep.
Keep going.
Dude, it's like my cervix hurts.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, this hurts.
This hurts.
Now we're gonna go right there, keep it nice and safe.
Ow!
Dude, it's like pushing into me.
Like dead ass, like my pee pee's getting cut off.
My little meat's gonna fall off.
Okay, so now.
Do I sit down?
You can sit down.
Yeah, hey!
Okay, wait, stand up, stand up, stand up.
Stay standing up, actually. Stand up, all up, stand up. Stay standing up, actually.
Stand up.
Alright.
So, now that you are pregnant, we're going to run you through a series of challenges
that could be just deemed hard for our beautiful and amazing mothers out there.
Okay?
My stomach hurts.
So, first challenge is simply...
First challenge is simply called pick it up.
Okay.
Okay.
Have fun.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, my God!
We love all of our mothers.
Okay, so now, good, good job.
Hey, challenge one complete.
Here we go.
Put your foot up here.
Okay.
Take it off.
What are you doing to me?
No, not my toes!
Okay. Okay.
Oh!
Okay.
Your toenails sucked!
Okay, so now sit down.
Second challenge is sitting down.
You gotta be in a comfy way. You gotta
sit. Oh!
I'm starting to get attached
to the little guy.
You feel that baby?
He is in, like, my spine is, like, going in there.
Bubba, relax.
Okay, second challenge called Socks and Shoes.
That ain't happening.
You got to put your sock on your foot and your shoe
and get ready to go throughout your day as a pregnant woman.
Dude.
Yeah.
It's like pushing into my...
It's so funny because these are all the exact same reactions that pregnant women have.
My cervix.
All right, socks and shoes.
Talk him through it.
Talk him through it.
I can't barely breathe.
All right, you got it.
You got it.
Oh, man.
I just heard a thread rip in your sock.
You're like pinky toenail got caught.
It was like, oh, my God.
Okay, my sock wasn't so wet.
I've had it on for five days.
See, and my hand was inside of that.
What are we doing?
It's not the only thing your hand's been inside of.
Okay.
That's wet of mine.
Okay. Sock wet of mine.
Okay.
Sock on, shoes on, there you go.
Alright.
Look at us, bubba.
So now...
I can't wait to see ya.
Oh.
I'm really starting to get a little connection with the little guy.
I bet you are.
I wanna get him little shoes.
Imagine you had that for nine to ten months.
Okay.
So next thing.
I'd be a bitch.
Next thing.
I need you to lay down on your couch.
Okay.
Facing the cushions.
Which cushions?
Facing the only cushions.
You're facing the cushions.
You're facing the cushions.
I'm confused.
This would be facing the world. That would be facing the cushions. I'm confused. This would be facing the world, that would be facing the cushions.
There you go. Don't break your glasses.
There you go.
So...
Alright, there we go.
This is simul-
Ow!
This is simul-
He's in my ribs!
Dude, this little bastard won't stop moving in here this is simulating rolling out of bed in the morning these are very simple tasks so i simply
need you to move and assist your own body to where you get flat on your back and then roll to the
other side and get up out of the bed okay okay begin ow you little bastard you're heavy you Okay. Okay. Begin. Ow!
You little bastard, you're heavy.
You definitely got your dad's hips.
Okay!
Cam!
Cam!
You did half of this.
You're breaking your glasses.
So many creaks in the couch.
Okay.
I had to poop all of a sudden.
Oh, yeah.
Last challenge.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Last challenge.
And then we're just going to let you get some thoughts on being a mom.
I can burn them.
You go.
Last challenge.
I need you to stand up.
This is for all of our warrior titan moms that can't put fitness down when the baby comes in.
I need you to perform a deep squat.
I can't do that.
I'm pregnant.
I need you to give me a good ass to grass, a good squat.
All right?
You got a baby.
He's low hanging.
Come here, boy.
Come here, bud.
Okay.
What we could have had.
Didn't like your face on that one.
Here we go.
Don't grab your junk.
Okay, baby's good.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, deep squat.
You might pop out if I do this.
My water might break.
Here we go.
You're back. You're back.
Give it up for P.
Give it up for P.
All right, immediate get right on your mic post-game interview.
How does it feel being pregnant?
Go.
Sucks.
Can't breathe.
Can't move.
Wait, but the best part about birth is giving birth.
And I want to hold my hand.
I got you, babe. Damn, he's definitely got your head.
I got you, babe.
Yes!
He's so cute.
I just gave birth.
You trying to grab him? I was trying to get chest.
I was getting the skin.
Get you some skin.
What are we going to name him?
Why did you give me a watermelon?
Is that?
Okay. Okay. No.
That's accurate. Accurate size.
For me? Oh, size. Accurate size.
Oh.
What are we going to name him?
Peta.
Why was that so hard for you to
guess? You went, I feel like I'm still pregnant.
Oh. Oh, man.
So that was roughly six minutes.
Oh, he's in my nail.
He's a part of you.
Dude, I can understand how you get attached to a baby.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, shout out to all the pregnant ladies.
I still think that period simulator is bullshit, though.
I've tried that, and I've talked around.
We have early onset erectile dysfunction now because of that stim pad.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, wait, let me take a break and take this off.
Dog, you're moaning!
Is this the placenta?
We get to cook this thing we're gonna send that off to the company
make them make multi-vitamins out of it oh why the you should know podcast
okay i have a question for you on the topic of like babies and like weddings and all the
beautiful things that they come with all that because i'll never have a wedding okay we talked about this last episode okay but i've been watching
a lot of movies with weddings in them right beautiful and you know growing up a lot of the
people around me are starting to get married have kids of the whole thing crazy to me i'm like we're
still kids we are like i'm like how are we doing that we're kids in love and so i was talking to
a girl i'm with the high school with right And I was talking to my parents about this as well.
I didn't know it's a thing that people invite their exes to their wedding.
What?
I didn't know that was a thing.
Oh, no.
Wasn't a thing of ours.
You wouldn't let your wife invite her ex to the wedding?
Why the hell would he be there?
What would he gain out of that?
And what would we gain out of that?
He's not a loved one. If you loved him that much, do you sure you want to marry me am i sure i want to marry you why is he at my wedding i think that's insecurity no but why is he there because you love him no we
don't no we don't love him why you don't love okay you don't have exes though i don't love my ex
but i don't like yeah i don't have that i didn't have like a long
i'm bringing my ex are you really a hundred percent that is strange why that's almost like
an ego burn no oh you can come to my day and watch me get with my new bride and remember
reminisce all the good things we have not all exes end on bad terms but it's still an ex that's like
rubbing like dirt in a wound no it, you can end up amicable.
Big word for Elmo.
Big word for Elmo.
Okay, listen to me.
You wouldn't invite an ex to a wedding.
No.
Why?
First off, I had a fucking wedding, Peyton.
I literally had one.
I am married.
And no exes were there on either side.
So don't say you wouldn't.
It didn't happen.
Okay.
There was no exes there.
Okay.
Say I had an ex, right?
Yeah.
Not that one. Okay. Okay, I had an ex, right? Yeah. Not that one.
Okay.
Okay.
I had an ex, right?
And we were like, it ended amicably.
Okay.
But we ended on good terms.
We're still cool.
Like if this girl needed anything, I would take care of it.
If I need anything, she would take care of it.
We're cool.
Like we don't hate each other.
Like I'm happy that she has a boyfriend.
Yeah.
Oh.
And she would be happy that I got a girlfriend or married.
And, like, we're friends.
Like, my mom would still tell her happy birthday or Merry Christmas.
Like, we're cool.
So why would a mature adult relationship, I am marrying this woman.
I am marrying this woman.
I love her.
There's no woman that comes above this woman.
I love her.
Okay.
This is just a cool friend that we had coitus for a couple years.
Exactly.
Do you think that would make your wife feel some type of way? But would ask her i wouldn't just be like hey guess what sharon's
coming and what if she said no oh then that's fine but i would marry i think i would marry a woman
that would be okay with it oh my god no no that's weird would you want okay if you like the mature
side obviously you're gonna ask me i am the mature side of you. No, ask me what you're going to ask me. I am. The mature side of you, obviously, your partner has had sex before you.
More than likely.
Yeah.
But.
Solid.
Would you want.
Nice.
Would you want a guy that had sex with a woman you're about to marry.
Dude.
On and off every day for two years to just be sitting in a pew.
Yes.
I don't care.
Are they friends?
Who are you?
Does he look better than me?
I don't know.
No.
Yeah. If they're cool ended on
good terms like they're like a part of each other say they were like high school like lovers like
they're high school and they went a little bit into college but they just ended amicably i'm
having a hard time at work stop saying that bro i don't see the problem that's strange how that's
strange i think that is i think you're insecure i'm not insecure
at all it sounds insecure i'm just saying i don't think i really don't think that would go over too
well i really don't think with who with a with a woman why why why why and why i'm saying okay on
the chance no no no we're gonna do this what does it bring to the wedding we're
friends should we care about each other red flag it's a red it's a red flag to care about your ex
bro to be friends with them and care about them and you're about to marry someone and if she got
in a car wreck you're the first one she's calling you're going to say first one what if she calls
you first and you said if something happens to her. If she's in my neighborhood and she got in a car wreck, yeah, I'm going to be there.
That's nuts.
I'm supposed to let her just be hurt in a car wreck?
No, but your number one is now your fiance that you're about to marry.
Yes, I'm not saying I'm doing it behind my fiance's back.
But that is strange how you're not seeing it.
I'm not seeing it.
I genuinely don't see it.
That is strange. Okay, then where's the line?'m not seeing it. I genuinely don't see it. That is strange.
Okay, then where's the line?
Like, where's the line?
What do you mean?
Say she gets evicted.
I need a place to stay.
I come crash with you and your wife?
Oh, my God!
You'd let your ex come into you and your wife's home?
You're a sicko!
If I'm asking my wife, yes.
Hey, stop with this asking your wife shit,
because she would say no
you don't know my wife this is this you don't either this would go to you this is going through
you you're the only one if you got to say yes you got to say no yes holy i'm a good guy that
makes me a good person that makes you a bad person to your new partner not if i'm asking my wife i
said you are you are choosing there There's no asking. Then yes.
Holy shit.
I'd be like, hey, so-and-so is going to stay with you.
Hey, my ex I had from 24 to 26, great times.
It was fantastic.
Okay, what if it's a-
She's going to stay in the guest bedroom, by the way.
Have fun at work tomorrow.
But this is how my brain works.
Say it's a high school ex, right?
You're going high school.
Listen, it's a high school ex, but we dated all four years of high school, my developmental years, right?
And then we're at a hometown bar.
I'm engaged, right?
We're cool.
I introduced, this is my high school ex.
It's like, funny, funny.
I learned how to drive with this girl.
That's funny.
Like, we'd share memories all together.
You're watching too many movies, dog.
That's all I have.
You're watching too many movies.
I've never been in a relationship.
Your girl would freak.
Bro, I'm going to marry a mature girl.
Oh, my God, you're such a...
And I'm saying I would be okay with that on the other end.
It's not one-sided.
I'd be okay with it, too.
Oh, my God.
I don't care.
You're marrying me.
Dude, you don't even like CJ living with you.
And you think your girl's ex is going to come in?
She's not going to live with me.
I said if she needs... If she got evicted and needed a place to stay until she could figure it out.
You don't know.
That's not a timeline A to B.
It might take her two weeks to find a new place.
It might take her two months.
But ideally, I would front her some money and just be like, go get a place.
Oh, but that's not what we said.
That is not what we said.
I said she's coming to your house.
You said yes.
And you said you wouldn't mind the problem.
You wouldn't mind if your girl's ex moved in with you.
No.
What, are you going to play NCAA with the guy?
If he's cool.
Oh, my God.
I hop in Discord, bro.
No way.
You got among us?
No way.
No way.
Y'all are very insecure, bro.
Don't you dare say it.
I am very secure.
We've ran into lives exes
in public multiple times yeah and they're they are uglier than me but that's he's 60
i'm like bro but regardless if he's a good guy if he's a good guy they ended on good terms
and my i would trust my wife like i'm gonna be there it's not like like they're moving in
together i'm there our daily life isn't gonna change we just have a step kid now a step kid
that used to see that you're that's an immature thought bro that's just gonna happen no but that's
not this has nothing to do with immaturity this sounds like it with rights and wrongs this is
what's wrong about that that is strange how that is? That is strange. No, it's not.
Put...
Bro.
I am a man of Jesus Christ.
And that is perfect.
And if somebody...
If my neighbor needs help, I'm helping my neighbor.
Help thy neighbor.
That's fine.
Yes, help thy neighbor.
And as long as you're helping thy neighbor, you're not helping that neighbor.
That neighbor's going to be homeless, is what you're saying.
No.
Okay, say me and your wife dated.
What?
Just say me and your wife dated. No. I was invited to the... i wouldn't be invited to the wedding as much as you love me i wouldn't be invited to the
wedding that but that's not but would i love you as much if you were her ex that's a question for
you to answer but that's what i'm saying would you it depends on how long you dated a year i don't
think but that's the thing a calendar year A calendar year is what we had together. If that calendar year was spent dating Liv,
you'd think you and me would be this right now.
Take this situation.
I'm married to Liv right now.
I got her pregnant.
Why are we doing this?
But you knew someone else.
But you were friends with Liv for a year before I met her, right?
Okay, so I was friends with Liv for a year.
And then you met her.
And then I met her.
Say in that year before I came to school, the same school y'all were at, y'all were dating.
And then I came to the school, became your roommate, and then started dating Liv.
Liv would never invite me to that wedding.
Why?
You think you and Liv would end on bad terms?
No.
Exactly.
But you're this whole, if it's good terms, it's good to go.
No.
Yes.
No.
Dude, y'all are crazy, bro.
That is not insecure.
Yeah, it sounds like it. And it's not immature. I want no dude y'all are crazy that is not insecure yeah it sounds like it's not
immature i want you 2025 you get secure i am very secure exactly but it is a wedding to i think it
is a lot easier to say this is a hypothetical if you had a woman right next to you and you're like
babe i can invite my ex that i dated for three years no i wouldn't just bring it out they would
have to have some kind of rapport they would would have some kind of relationship. They would have to know each other.
The fact that you're...
Okay, now what if they didn't?
Then that would be weird.
Just randomly one day bringing up an ex on her wedding day?
No, I'm not going to do that.
Exactly.
I'm saying there's a rapport there.
But why are you making your ex and your current friends?
Because she's my friend already.
That's my friend.
See, now that...
We're cool.
But that's where I think...
But that is... It's like a... where i think but that is it's like a
it's a morals thing there's like a line you can be like i would go across my wife's wishes if she
is completely uncomfortable with her being my friend then it's fine wouldn't that sound my
friend then okay but i'm saying i'm saying i feel 96 out of 100 women would say yeah you're like
why do you need to be talking to your ex i get get it. Why do you need to talk to her? I know I get it. You have other friends.
Yeah, that's one of them.
Okay, but you used to do the same things you do with me
and tell her the same things you do. No, I didn't.
I didn't love her as much as I love you. That's why we're married.
But you did love her. You just didn't love her as much.
Exactly. So, no. Okay.
Just like that. While you're rocking your kid.
Okay. Sure, she won't come. Yeah, exactly.
That's so strange to me. No, that's
strange to me, dog. You're watching too many movies. Dude, she won't come. Yeah, exactly. That's so strange to me. No, that's strange to me, dog.
You're watching too many movies.
Dude, CJ, is that weird?
Would you invite your ex to your wedding?
No.
Yeah, but go into why.
Why would you not?
He doesn't have a mic.
Bring a mic over there.
Just turn that one up.
That's strange.
There's no way.
No, it's not.
The concept is not. Yeah. But the facts is what make it strange. No, it's not. The concept is not.
Yeah.
But the facts is what make it strange.
If you dated this girl at a level where you were telling her you love her,
at an age where you-
I tell people I love them off a rip.
Okay, yeah.
You're a love mom.
Because I'm confused.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, because I'm confused.
You go, I'm just alone.
Don't get me.
You have a really nice smile.
I love you.
Yeah, like I am. I love you.
Yeah, like I am in love with you.
But if you do this relationship, went to a point of sexual coitus,
you were saying you love them, and your lives were entangled together,
then no, bro, absolutely not.
If this was a girl you dated, like y''all were in, like, med school together,
and you went on four coffee dates, like, studying, trying to see,
so, like, y'all were attracted to each other, but nothing ever worked,
even if you kissed or whatever, but it was weird and never worked,
that's different.
That's not what I'm talking about.
CJ, why wouldn't you?
I mean, Cam kind of already said it.
It's just, like, it's that, like, certain boundary that you just, like, can't cross.
It's like a certain something where it just takes it to another, like, it's level it's not like a friend that was more than a friend but but if your partner was say you met your you you met your girl's ex right
just at a bar like you lived in podunk arkansas everybody knows everybody y'all probably all
related so you meet you meet your girl's ex right you'd be like why do y'all look so alike and then and then and then you know like all drink and hang out together it's like a high
school like all cool like damn this dude is cool i get why you like them type you know what i mean
like i give you like this is a cool dude and then you realize like oh there's no weird energy here
he has a girlfriend now he's married or whatever. And then she,
and then the wedding's coming up and then y'all just talking about like,
yeah,
you can come to the wedding if you want.
It's just that simple.
That's fine.
But like,
how often does that happen?
How,
what you just said,
the real question,
you meet,
you go to your high school town.
Everyone's at the old dive bar.
We got a bucket of beers and we're playing ring on the hoop.
Hey,
we're getting married.
You want to cut that?
That's not real.
It doesn't happen.
It does happen. No, for some people some people but that that does not happen as often
first off uh uh this was a great relationship i wish you nothing but the best that doesn't happen
nowhere near as much as oh you changed up oh i'm not saying it's cheating but like when people
break up no a lot of breaks can just be situational but i'm moving across the country
hey i want to go explore this thing exactly but it'd be okay but those breakups this it's still
it's it's very seldom like what you're saying i don't just very amicable i don't think so
if you got invited to your ex's wedding what would your real intentions be at that oh i'm
breaking it up anybody if anybody here uh what's his
exactly you're talking about my ex that's different i was thinking hypothetical if my
ex got married and she said hey you want to come to the wedding you'd go yeah sure
so now reverse the role yeah she'd do the same thing no that's different that's different
it's different you keep saying that's different
Spinning your watermelon baby
No it's not different
No it's not
That's strange
No you got backed into a corner
No because that relationship is different
Y'all bringing up a very specific
But that's you
That's you
Some of my only ex
I know
Your first one.
Yes, she could come.
Well, she wouldn't want to come.
What do you know?
My Houston ex...
Two down!
Two down, what?
Two down!
We need to prove the other two?
I could call all of my exes right now and they'd answer my phone.
Except for one.
Exactly.
But that's fine.
I'm telling you, bro.
If there's a girl sitting right there, you've been dating her for two, three months.
Yes.
Are you going to pick up your phone and call your ex and chop it up?
Like, what's good?
You want to get on Madden?
She would be insane.
If I have an ex that just wants to get on Madden, I'm getting her back.
She's coming back home.
She would not accept it, wouldn't agree with it, wouldn't love it.
Y'all just need to get more secure in y'all's relationships.
Brother, this is, I'm telling you, because it is, bro, you know.
We got to get off this.
This is too long.
You know for a fact.
You know for a fact.
No, y'all tripping.
That would not go over good at all.
Y'all tripping, bro.
At all.
All right.
Well, do we have anything else?
Oh, man.
I think that was glorious.
What an episode.
A lot of weird in your windows.
We had a, you became pregnant.
We had a hell of a hypothetical.
Way to end 2024.
Way to end 2024, bring in 2025.
Am I saying that right?
Yeah, you said it right.
2025.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are the years real? Those are made up, right? Yeah, you said it. 2025. Yeah. Okay. Are the years real?
Those are made up, right?
According to the Mayans,
but...
I thought that's...
I thought we stopped
going off them
because they thought
Coney 2012
was a real thing.
Coney 2012?
Remember that?
Coney 2012?
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't it real?
No, we're still here.
I thought Coney 2012
was like the end of the world.
The Mayans just thought
Coney 2012... 2012 was the year that the world ended according to their calculator.
Yeah, but that was Kony.
No, it wasn't.
No, Kony.
2012 was the Mayans.
No, it was not.
Yes, remember they made a movie called Kony 2012.
It's just called 2012.
Kony wasn't in it?
No.
Kony was doing illegal stuff over there.
He wasn't worried about the world ending?
No.
Remember?
Dog, Kony 2012.
And they said your iPhone's gonna go backwards or something.
What?
And the water's gonna get real high.
What?
CJ remembers that.
Mm-mm.
No, he doesn't.
No, Kony 2012.
And remember it was on Netflix.
2012 is the name of the film.
Kony. Kony 2012. Yes, and it was like the. 2012 is the name of the film. Coney.
Coney 2012.
Yes, and it was like the posters that were up in the bathroom
that were telling you to save the kids.
No, it was save the world.
Because the water's going to get too high.
And you turn off your phone.
I remember that.
Coney 2012.
It's like the sand's going to get hot.
Hey, in 2012, when the world was supposed to end,
it was supposed to end at 6 p.m. Central us yeah i intentionally was at my grandparents i took a nap
i was like if it's gonna if i'm gonna die i'm gonna be asleep i literally took a nap and i
woke up it was like 7 30 i went outside and looked i said wow oh this is it the day you finally ask
for that big promotion you're in front of your mirror with your Starbucks coffee. Be confident, assertive,
remember eye contact, but also remember to blink. Smile, but not too much. That's weird.
What if you aren't any good at your job? What if they dim out you instead? Okay, don't be silly.
You're smart. You're driven. You're going to be late if you keep talking to the mirror.
This promotion is yours. Go get them. starbucks it's never just coffee well okay say
the world was ending in one hour what would you do i would drive as fast as i possibly could to my wife
what 100 you would leave me you could get in the car with me but i'm going to my going to your
house i have to go to my wife. I have one hour
before the world ends.
Okay, say Liv was here.
Oh, we can all just chill right here.
I'm not dying here.
Where do you want to go?
A Ferris wheel?
You want to do something cool?
Hey, guys, it's finally over.
Yes, we got to do something cool.
No one's going to be watching
your live stream
if the world's cracking into two.
Somebody would watch my live stream.
Someone definitely would.
We got to get funnel cake or something something something fun funnel cake like it's
like a death row meal what you got to get like your last meal i would just go to the caf grab
some cookies fat ass water dude you're big throw on a game show wait bro if we actually knew the
world is ending in an hour we'd be sitting here crying for an hour. You'd cry? Dude, first of all, I'm not wearing
clothes. I'm not dying with garments on.
I was going to suggest we should all get naked.
But if my wife was here, that's a little different.
Honestly, first thing, we're taking CJ out early.
We're like, hey, you don't get to end it with us.
No, you're not here, bro. This isn't for you. Get out.
No, that
would be some shit. Dude, I would
confess a lot.
You wouldn't take it. I feel like I've stolen so much from you.
I keyed your car one time as a joke.
Wait, what?
Are you serious?
No.
The world's still happening.
Dude, 2012, Kony.
Remember that.
Stop saying that.
I swear to you.
It's just 2012.
The Mayans thought Kony had something to do with it.
Their calendar, no.
So Kony and the world ending was happening in the same year.
100%.
2012 was a great year.
Hell of a year.
Hell of a year.
Summer 2016, though.
Oh, nothing beats it.
Nothing beats it.
I would sacrifice CJ to go back to summer 16.
Why?
Dude, I would.
Easily.
To go back to that summer.
The weather was good.
Music was good.
Movies.
I'd feed him to the wolves.
I want to go back, too.
Oh, no.
You don't get to.
Oh, that sucks, bro.
Who would have the best time being raised by a pack of wolves?
Oh, me.
Me.
I would try to learn their language quick.
Let's talk about this.
Once you learn the language, you can infiltrate the leader and then run the pack.
No, they would eat you for the meat.
No, I'd get skinny quick.
Impossible.
You would have done it by now.
Let's get out of here, bro.
Oh, well, well, well.
Thank you for coming back once again for the last episode of 2024,
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Same place, same location, same time, just a different year.
Next week, it'll be our first episode of 2025.
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