You Should Know Podcast - GOOD SALIVA -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

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to the promised land this year with the brand new Manscaped Beard Hedger Pro Kit. Thank you to Manscaped. Make sure y'all click that link in the description and on to the rest of the studio. We're going to get evicted. Please, God, Cam. I am the tiger. You have a good knee leverage squat. You're kicking Squirrely the Squirrely. You're kicking Squirrely. Cam, you're on the Squirrel. You're on the Squirrel. Cam, you're on the Squirrel that our lovely fans sent us through the P.O. box.

What are you doing? It's soft, right? Your foot was on it, and it was on the Vegemite. Your face might break out in hives. You're going gonna look like Might have a rash You're gonna look like 2017 Peyton I'll tell

That's one Pepperoni head That's one thing Y'all never checked me about my skin Cause you checked yourself You got what needed to be got And you did it And you got through with it

And then you did that To exponential power And it's done But y'all didn't like Peyton you look bad. I mean, it's just one of those things that if it were to happen again, I'd be like, all right, get back on it. Like, come on.

Oh, I would never. Yeah, you won't. It was tough. It was rough. It dried you out. I looked like a cornflake. Cactus. It's all right.

And it messes with your brain. Cactuses are actually quite hydrating. I don't know why I said that. Got a lot of water. Have you ever grabbed a cactus? I'm sorry. Bare hand? Yeah, bare hand.

No. You should. You should. Put it in your pants. How have you been doing, Cam? I've been all right, man. I've been, um, so it's weird because I don't remember picking up the building and putting it in Siberia, but it is freezing in here. It's absolutely freezing. It's so cold. I'm not liking how cold it is. My body is actually in pain. You have goosebumps.

I get those goosebumps every time. Yeah. You come around. Yeah. Copyright. No more. All right. You're learning.

This world is primal. Okay. Me and Cam. My grinding jaw. So normally me and Cam don't see each other for like a week before we record. Me and Cam have been apart from each other for about 24 hours now. We spend all week together. I'm going to plug it one more time because Uncle P did a fantastic job in the intro,

but I'm just going to plug it one more time. Okay, play it. Sit back, strap up, listen. Let's get a 90 second count. Here we go. What the hell was that? Do you not like us and this? What we work for?

What if I just went, that hurt my neck. All right. I'll say why it hurt. Well, Patreon will find out. Patreon will see it. Yeah, you'll see it and you'll find out why I hurt my neck. So anyway, I'm going to plug it. 90 second counter starting now. Boom. If I go over 90, Patreon will find out. Patreon will see it. Yeah, you'll see it, and you'll find out why I heard my next.

Anyway, I'm going to plug it. 90-second counter starting now. Boom. If I go over 90, everyone can fight me. All right, here we go. So, it'll be extremely hard to win. I'm talented. I'm very, very well.

We wrestled in your apartment. Oh, we did not wrestle. We didn't wrestle in your apartment? We never wrestled. Are you nuts? I got you. I got double underhooks. You would have been easily conquered. Easily conquered, and verbatim, you go, if we wrestled but had 10-second rounds, I got you. I got double underhooks. You would have been easily conquered.

Easily conquered. And verbatim, you go, if we wrestled but had 10 second rounds, I'd win. Yes. Anyway, I'm already probably at like 70, 65 seconds left. Okay, here we go. So he already plugged it. Patreon is about to be on an absolute burner here soon. Someone's walking in.

I don't know what that is. Somebody's about to be on the show. A boogeyman. No. So basically, we had D'Alaska, the Icemageddon here, which we have about once a year. Everything was frozen over, couldn't leave. We spent 96 hours in a house together.

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One out of 10. Remember, a four minute episode. No, but speaking, can I get a counter real quick? Yeah, go. We'll give you 20 seconds. Okay, well, that's rude. 20 times three. My tummy doesn't feel well.

You're ill. Did you take your AG1 today? Yes. You should be good. Okay. But speaking of Patreon, the episode that's live right now is a 25, 20-minute studio tour. We go to every corner and crevice of this studio. I don't want to hear anything about the floor.

I'm saying that because you posted your first TikTok. I did. On CamKennedy20 on TikTok right now. A lot of y'all liked it. A lot of the comments were like, I didn't know there was this much production that goes into the podcast. If you're on Patreon. Someone said they thought we were in a closet or something oh yeah i just thought you were like an extra like a spare bedroom no no we got a little uh got a little dynasty working here and it's hard to control all four corners of the empire but um no so the originally quick backstory

i originally made a separate tiktok page of my own to where after i believe it's a thousand followers you can go on live did that got the thousand followers so we can go on lives together but now i'm going to use that uh page it's kind of like not a backup by any means but like uh just not the main page where you post the actual stuff in the podcast clips but like a little behind the scenes and there'll be stuff just like uncle p's day what does he do on an off day what do i do on an off day me and mama live going to wine tasting whatever just random stuff and give y'all more uh personal backgrounds stuff like that but that stuff on steroids is going to be on patreon patreon that like the real like the hilarious amazing behind the scene content is going gonna be dirty little secrets yeah the

dirty little secrets the risque moments that's gonna be on old patriots so i i kissed somebody before every podcast you get to see that person on patreon right now if you go watch the studio tour yeah that's crazy so i can't believe i revealed that but it's on patreon right now you'll get a little sneak peek at the end of the episode that's enough about patreon yeah fantastic go check it out koala club we love you you're amazing so we spent we spent a whole week together 96 hours and as soon as i got back uh missed me you were depressed no no no i was fine being alone okay and not having my ear chewed on in the morning oh that's true shout out max miss it shout out max love you buddy little mike tyson below it's all right he said we love him though yeah i didn't do that so as soon as I got back the roads finally cleared

up a little bit I could drive back to my apartment I drove back to my apartment and then the day after my parents came to visit which was last night so my parents came up to my apartment last night they're getting a hotel today but for last night that they uh they got up late it just yeah they stood they stood they stayed in my apartment vampires yeah they just they went okay we're gonna sleep now so they stayed in my apartment and um they took my bedroom i took the living room i slept on the couch right good son man good son good son if you're if you're a fan of the podcast, you know how my parents sleep. They snore in sync like a damn opera. I mean, you'd think there's a mixer back there just straight blending the snore sounds. Yeah, so they go up and down.

They're hardly ever at the same time unless it's the end of the tune. That's tough. So they go. The pitchier one was my mom. And it was so bad. And so literally like i felt my coffee table shake a little bit like it was that bad so this is the first time like i've you know had my own money really and i've everything is just through me my apartment what i put in there everything that so that i don't have to run anything by them because they're not paying for it. So you're a, what's? A man. A man.

Yeah. So my mom comes in. You know moms will always be moms. I was about to say. She about to roast you, boy. She got in there and within the first 10 seconds, she walks in. Yeah, turn around. You're spanking.

She goes. Oh, no. She goes, why does it smell like that? What does it smell like? She goes, meat. Oh, my. Cam fell on the ice. You'll see that on Patreon.

You'll see it on Patreon. My whiplash. So funny. It hurts so bad. So, yeah, she goes, why does it smell like that? I go, what does it smell like? She goes, meat. And I was like, yeah, mom.

It's like, all I eat is beef. And she's like, mm, okay. She's a nasty. And so she's literally inspecting every corner of my apartment, looking at everything. And then as the night winds down, she's going to my bathroom to take a shower. And she goes, mm.

I just hear her in my bathroom. She goes, mm. And I go, oh, shit, what? That's never a good sign. And she goes, why is it so damn dim in here? I was like, what? She goes, I can't see shit. You're like, all right, mom, I'm Peyton, not Bob the Builder.

What do you want me to put down lights? This is an apartment, mom. You want me to put my disposable income into apartment lighting? No. And I'm like, I can't see shit in here. I go in here to shit shower and shave. I'm not putting more money into the lighting. She goes, y'all got a lobby bathroom?

And I said, what? And she goes, you got a lobby bathroom and i said what and she goes you got a lobby bathroom i was like why there's a toilet right there she goes that's nasty like mom this isn't a dormitory this is where you don't have shit we don't have public restroom i was like mom what she goes i'll just hold oh my god it's gonna be 24 hours until you can check in i said i'm going to circle k if she chose a station bathroom you're a home living bathroom she doesn't love me no and you don't love yourself at that point because that's a that's a bold decision that's bad and then to make it worse so she she's she showers or whatever i have a speaker in my bathroom from five and below and it looks like it's like a little circle but it's like a flat surface because it beams light and it matches with the music.

Like it's cool. Okay. I shower with the lights off. You don't shower with the lights off? No. Sometimes you don't want to see your mess. I'm never that messy

to not want to see myself. I want to see so you want to know why you have the mess because you can't see where to scrub off. You're just like, oh, someone's here. Someone's me. Oh, my God.

My left leg went numb. I was trying to pound it out. I was like, who is someone here? Your left leg doesn't ever just randomly go numb. You should get that checked out. Do you ever just like you're laying down and you can't move? You should get that checked out. What the hell am I hearing right now?

You ever just get slight paralysis you know just know I'm fully awake define paralysis when you're sleeping and it feels like there's a dragon on nope that would be sleep paralysis paralysis is that you're here is being paralyzed that would just be paralyzed then you wouldn't say paralysis english don't make no damn sense to me it's a very hard language very hard language so yeah yeah we have that speaker in the speaker blazes it's like a little circle about 4.99 if i can blow with tax tax is probably about $6. Okay. Tough inflation.

I bought it. Okay. Five and below. So it's a little circle that has this flat surface and beams light out of it to match with the music. Really cool. I have to shower with the lights off. I don't want to see my mask. Disgusting.

So I walk into the bathroom after her because I want to brush my teeth, wash my face, get ready for my slumber on the couch. Your old couch slumber. I look at where my speaker's at. The speaker is wet, first of all. So why? It's on the whole other side of the bathroom. That's electronics.

And it's plugged in. It has to stay plugged in, too. So that's dangerous. And it's on the whole other side of the bathroom, not near the shower. Shouldn't be wet at all. Should not be wet. It's wet. No water.

Dripping water from this electronic device and and it's flipped on its head your mom had a fight with the speaker she did not like that device and i go i walk in my bathroom like mom she goes what i say what happened to my speaker she goes oh that's what that thing is? I said, yeah. She goes, I didn't like the way that thing was looking at me. So I flipped its ass, unplugged him, drowned him real quick, gave him people's elbow, and left him in the corner. She goes, it looked like some kind of goddamn eyeball or something.

I thought somebody was recording me. I said, nobody gets to see this. Why does Marshal come? recording me I said nobody gets to see this I just want to put it much like we've fused a southern cajun man into your mother that's funny yeah and so it's okay hold on it's been hell thanks I told you the 24 hours that you weren't with me went right to hell anyway socks are still black ladies Jim go ahead and give him a sneak peek socks are still black Ladies Go ahead and give him a sneak peek Socks are still black I'm confident Laundry

Do your laundry Just do your laundry Something's not working You need bleach That's what I've been told You need germicidal bleach But that's the thing With the bleach

No You do it on whites And it bleeds Yeah dude it's actually yellow It's actually yellow That part's That's grimy That part is a slight

How does that happen That's like a Like a nude Like a beige-ish. Yeah, it's on my ankle. It shouldn't be like that. Your feet are white. So I don't, it's such a weird.

Your whole body's white. Oh, speaking of, is there something you want to say to me? Happy Black History Month. Really? Happy Black History Month. Happy Black History Month. Given that your wife is black and your children will be. Fantastic month.

Yes, fantastic month. Shout out getting that your wife is black and your children will be. Fantastic month. Yes. Fantastic month. Shout out to Black History Month. Shout out to all my proud black people out there, African Americans. Oh, I heard that. Shout out to Black History Month. We take this time to celebrate our beautiful history and heritage and everything we've accomplished. Shout out to Black History Month.

I should have said that intro. That's my bad. Yeah. Anyway. I want to rewind a bit Okay we can do that Back to the snoring Okay

I need you to dive a little deeper When you say Your parents are Quite literally Creating soundtracks In their sleep Yes I don't think I've ever experienced that

Give For the viewers In case they haven't Okay I've only been in a one snore household because typically the second person isn't in deep enough sleep due to the first one snoring so they can't snore can i guess who's snoring in your house yes mike 100 i knew it 100 i knew it mike papa mike love you savage mike is sitting there like the full blown mouth open okay but what do

you what do you need clarification on? I need like another example. So I know you said one and then the other. Yes. But my brain is not registering it because it's never happened for me. So give me an example. Let's do a live action. Okay, so they go to lay down. You tell me who you want me to be.

I'll present you with a snore and you be the other. You be Mark. Okay. My father. High pitch or low pitch? Very low. Grizzly bear or pelican bay? Grizzly, but it's in patches.

So it's almost like you got to go check on him, but then it's real loud again out of nowhere. It's like, oh, he's silent. Something's clogged. Something's clogged. No, it sounds like he's choking. Right when you get up, he's like. Exactly. So it's exactly like this. So. Right when you get up, he's like. Exactly. So it's exactly like this.

So they go to lay down. I'll be Mark. They're talking for a little bit. Hey, I love you, baby. What was that little camera in the bathroom? Yeah, I didn't like it. I put that motherfucker on his head. I drowned him, gave him the people's elbow and everything.

And then he gets real quiet, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. now imagine that seven hours to the night that's exactly what it is that is horrid i'm sorry they'll stop for a little bit and then then they'll just turn the volume up. They got to... Oh, God. You almost just got smooched on the lips. Let's...

So, there's a popular topic. I mean, there's a new topic we have. New, not topic. Segment. Shit! Segment! You want to wear my hat? Oh!

Oh, my God. This might be the worst it's ever been. You look endangered. You look absolutely crazed. Oh my heavens. You need, that has to remain on your head. I gotta get my barber. That has to remain on your head. I've been locked in a house. it looks like you've been locked in a penitentiary like not a house you've been locked in like a psych ward you look in you look like

you're like like your daily job is to like dwell and like make like variants of like matter and like energy it's like you look like einstein like you look like a descendant of Albert. That is insanity. That is bad, bro. No. Hell no. No um. We're not just cutting. That's bad. Don't hit him. B-A-D. Wash it. Don't chew the mic. Wash it. Something.

I am. It's curly. It's natural state is curls. So when it looks like it's been flat ironed and spit on. Imagine that in middle school. That's how I looked all the time. And you had a tail. And a belt.

And gangsta. Oh my God. You had a belt, a raccoon tail, gangsta teeth, and that hair. And a bunch of pimples. You had, and a bunch of pimples. You had to have been, you had to have been good at communication. You had to have negotiation skills. Because there's no way someone was just openly your friend.

No way. But then imagine, my lisp is bad now. But imagine a gap right there. So my tongue my tongue had a lot of leeway hey chow hey chow uh you wanna your hand gets your hand gets caught to mad he's just like get the hell away troy palomalo i was good at sports though he had luscious hair that's what you had that's what you had going for there's no way you were just average with all that going on like you had to be good at something yeah i was and i was tall tall good at sports i guess that i guess that just and i knew you were gonna say that i absolutely knew you were gonna say that you are a deranged you'll never know you're a deranged i hate when i do that

because i'm gonna have to bleep it out you're a deranged individual so um we have this new segment on the podcast and it's pop culture time. We need like an intro for it. Like, what are you doing? Why are you drinking it off camera? You can drink that here. Yeah, we need a little like a pop-up on this one. Yeah, it's like.

Like. Pop culture with Peyton and Cam. Pop culture with Peyton and Cam. Pop culture with Peyton and Cam. Pop culture. Do-do-do-do. Woo. Wham. And then we go into it.

Yeah, somebody make that. Someone make that. Give us some ideas. Give us some animations of us going like this. If you're good on a keyboard, if you're good with your phalanges and your metatarsals and you can make some, you can Boosh Run like your baby boy a little bit.

You can make something work. Go ahead and send us it in the Discord. We'll see what we can make. I'm not going to kiss you, actually, but we can go into pop culture your topic or my topic first i'll let you choose buddy my topic first i'll go first so do you know who lotto is i do tada to you if you're single i am too uh but apparently him he has beef and diet coke breath so he probably want that um oh you had to check it real quick i just snotted it yeah you so many bodily fluids that just like i it's they're so expendable i don't understand it they're they're constantly

it's like you can just trade them in for stuff so it's like you're a little currency so lotto she gets dragged because the internet's not real people get mad at everything in the world they always want more nothing can ever be right so So she was wearing a cheetah print thong, right? Shout out to her. And apparently she wore it twice. Like every other human, they wear underwear more than once. Yeah, they don't just wear it and throw it away. So apparently people on the internet were clowning her, whatever, whatever.

So she was like, oh, whatever. And so she put it on eBay, the cheetah print thong. Her underwear. As kind of like a joke and say say i can make money off whatever so she put it on ebay for 89 cents right to start the bid the way ebay works it's a bidding website realistically how much do you think they went okay celebrity underwear i'm gonna go i'm gonna take the high number well i'm gonna take a medium number safe bet i'm gonna say they went for like 50 50 bands hundred thousand dollars that's insanity hundred thousand dollars right but then somebody someone a very a one percenter if you make six figures you're in the one percent already a one percenters yearly salary yeah to a thong yes to a

cheetah print thong that's been on another human being's butthole and they just paid six figures for that and we're not king shame whatever you're into i'm just saying yeah whatever you're into you got a hundred i'll give you something much more valuable for a hundred this is where i'm going with it right but a hater came along and added ebay on twitter and said isn't this against your policy they said oh thank you so much and then they took it off so she didn't need to get the bag hater of the year sn Snitch. Like how do you hate somebody so much? Like let them get their six figures. Like $100,000 for underwear.

Like whatever. Don't be mad that you can't sell your dirty, holy, brown, stained drawers for $100,000. Now. Give this instance. Snitch. Say you were walking down the street, right? You know there's a lot of rich businessmen on the street.

I'd walk to my car butt ass naked for $100,000. How much if a grown man came up to you, looked you in the eye and said, take everything off me for $100,000. How much, if a grown man came up to you, looked you in the eye and said, take everything off me. $100,000. You can have it all. I'll literally walk

with my manhood in my hand to the rest of my, to the remaining of my walk. If you have $100,000 in cash, one hand will be

on my manhood. Okay, deadass though. Deadass if a man came up to me. If a man walked up to me with $100,000, one hand would be holding my manhood,

one would be holding the briefcase and I'm walking. I damn might strut i might i might hit a little skip jump in a loo back to my car we're getting right in ron to the honda you don't need money that we're getting right in ron to the honda i'm cranking the heat on and then we're driving home with a hundred thousand dollars i don't need money that bad i don't need money that bad bad but for a hundred thousand dollars cash non-taxable in my hand i'm walking bare butt booter buddy butt naked back to my with just your shoes on everything's gone they can have my shoes socks underwear shorts sweats okay okay imagine this though like realistically you're thinking of like a hypothetical land imagine we walk out right now right a man that looks like

the guy that we talk to that helps us with everything right he has a suit on nice looking gentleman he says hey man you go oh what's up shakes your hand normal meeting or whatever i'm clinching right now i'm playing defense oh he's turtle showing a little groundhog day oh oh some things just got to stay up gotta check my draws it's too loose up there things just need to stay up there. I've got to check my drawers after this. It's too loose up there. Things just fly out when they're not supposed to. So imagine no integrity upstairs.

Imagine. Oh, you can't say about integrity. You're saying you're holding manhood for a briefcase. Anyway. Briefcase of 100 grand. So you're saying we're walking out here. We leave the lobby. Man in a suit that looks like the guy we know.

Says, hey, man, how you doing? I'm so-and-so. You say, oh, I'm Cam. Nice to meet you. He goes, hey, man, I'm not going to lie. you doing i'm so and so you say oh i'm okay i'm nice to meet you he goes hey man i'm not gonna lie i got a weird thing and you say what he said i got a weird thing and then he sniffs you a little bit okay now no listen bro that's not too far of a person that's gonna spend 100 grand on some draws might sniff you whatever they do behind the closed doors when they get my clothing that's up to no but save this whole scenario and you give me your answer at the end shakes a hand normal meeting he goes hey man i'm in it i'm in it i'm in it

something weird and he goes and you go huh he sniffs first off back up write that in there get back but you might mess up your bag he says i got something for you he has a briefcase right he shows you a hundred thousand dollars you don't know what it's for and he goes i need everything and you say yes sir you don't know what that means i need everything okay i go what is that okay you say continue to play on what do you mean everything i need everything off of you what does that mean like my car keys my phone my wallet no. You can keep all your personal belongings. I want your clothes. When you say everything, you mean everything, right? Like head to toe? No.

Like I can't even keep my undies on? And I want you to start with your hoodie. You want me to start with my hoodie? Do I keep my underwear on or no? Start with your hoodie. Okay. Are you taking your hoodie off at this point? Okay, I took my hoodie off. Oh, hoodie's off. Hoodie is tied around his waist. Hoodie is tied tied around his waist he's wearing it as a scarf it whatever my hoodie is now his it's

his it's not my it's his hoodie his hoodie is around his waist his hoodie's on his way he goes he goes in these sniffs again now what are you doing what's next what else you need is that real money how do i have how do I have proof that it's real money? No, it's real. How do I have proof? He lets you hold it and put it up to the sky. He has a Rolex on. He has Gucci loafers on.

Make it all be fake. A Tom Ford suit. But you can tell. People are around here and he smells good. Okay. So is it guaranteed real money? Guaranteed real money. Yeah.

What's next? No funny business. What else you need? He goes, I like this shirt. Have the shirt. It's your shirt. You should like Yeah. What's next? No funny business. What else do you need? He goes, I like this shirt. Have the shirt. It's your shirt. You should like it. You own it.

He goes, and then he asks you, you have it off for a little bit? He goes, nice. And then he goes, are you cold? I go, I'm real cold. Nipples are hard. I'm real cold. So creepy. It's about 40 degrees outside.

And then he goes, he goes. What's next, boss? He goes, repeat the same thing with the lower half of your body. Okay. You're not doing that. Shoes, socks, sweats, or what? What do you need? Sweats?

All of it. All of it? Draws and everything. It would literally be this quick. I've been taking the socks off, taking the pants off. I'd get to where I'm just in the underwear. I'd get to where I'm just in the underwear, right? I would then ask him, are you sure about this? I'm going to need the briefcase in the underwear right I would then ask him Are you sure about this

I'm going to need the briefcase in my hand Before this last part happens He goes no He goes no Then I go I can't do that I can't Okay so you have some pride What if as soon as I take my underwear off

You just dip With my clothes like a freak bag And you don't pay me You wouldn't be allowed 50-50 You can hold the left handle I'll hold the right handle But as I'm taking it off

As I'm hitting this. You're not wiggling. Oh my God, he's wiggling. As I wiggle it off to hand you said underwear, you need to release all tension in your hand. I get briefcase, you get underwear. Have a great day. Okay, but then you got to realize there's a lot of security and police out here. That's what I thought about. There's a ton of cameras, a ton of humans down here. So you're risking the fact

that you might get put on TikTok one. Two, you might get put on a list. You can't go within 100 feet of a school. You can't take your kids to daycare after that. Yeah, I wouldn't do it. For 100 G. Okay, good, good. As you walked me through, I wouldn't do it.

There's too much to- It's so weird. There's too much to risk. But now let's say we're inside. Let's say we're inside.'s say we're inside we're not doing this scenario but uh other people are so uncomfortable during that yeah now if if you got a little cringe i'm sorry about that but a 100k for nothing 100k for five minutes of work no work actually just i don't know i just said okay did you hear that what'd'd you say? I said, okay. I thought you said unky. Unky.

Oh, dad. So, I think me and you, we've been around each other long enough. We're connected in the minds. Yeah, 100%. With telepathic. We might not agree on everything, but we're locked in upstairs. We're locked in. We certainly don't agree. Like, you go left, I go right.

I want you to hold my hand. And think about something. I want to play. Get in the middle middle why are you so aggressive okay so now we're intertwined physically uh-huh so i want to play a game okay i'm gonna stop twisting i can't play this oh cam yeah i did not like that i I did not enjoy that. He said, I don't care. I'm telling you,

somebody's in here. You need to leave. My neck. Security, go get them. So now we're connected physically, right? Physically. Alright. So anything I feel in my brain passes through my arm,

it goes to you. They say you're supposed to stare at the forehead too. I'm not. It's like a whiteboard. I'm going to look at your lips. Well, yours is covered. Okay. So I'm going to name three categories,

and based off those categories, we're going to try to say the same word that associates with that category. Okay. Starting off with aminals. What? Aminals. What are you saying? Aminos?

What are you saying? Animals. Animals? Yes. You said aminals. So on the count of three, name an animal. If we're locked in? What are you saying? Animals. Animals? Yes. You said aminals. So on the count of three, name an animal. If we're locked in, we'll get the same one. Ready?

One, two, three. Orangutan. Want to try it again? Are we now trying to meet based off of that one? That's cheating. Okay, just random one? Yeah. One, two, three.

Caterpillar. Caterpillar. Who? Who? I thought you were sticking with the primates i said proboscis monkey who is that a proboscis their nose resembles a squash stop doing that with your hand let's go all right that one more time okay okay okay ready one two three rafrican elephant what are you doing you're you just went from what the hell you went from a stop that you okay we'll make one easier we're making it easy yeah all right you're you're pulling my hand I'm in the middle I'm leaning you're standing up straight a type of fruit okay ready this is simple easy you know me I know you. Be real. All right. One, two, three.

Watermelon. Passion fruit. Passion fruit? Like the song. That's a song. You said fruit. That's a fruit. If you would have said songs about fruit or songs with fruit in the title, I would have said passion fruit.

You just said fruit. Okay. Do it again. Hold on. I got to think of one. I'm running out of fruit. What? You said passion fruit.

I get confused about fruits and vegetables. Because which one has a seed? Go! Which one has a seed, for real? Fruits! That's supposed to be rooted. Okay. One, two, three, black pepper.

You just said black pepper. Because I was trying to bait you in with the seed what's the first thing a fruit you think of with the seed pepper and which pepper do you use most frequently black pepper you say i was trying to bring you in you suck uh that was the worst that was so shit okay black pepper okay i don't i'm not touching you for the last one okay i'm not touching all right maybe that's the problem we're too close we're the we're the furthest thing we're so far that we almost made a whole revolution and we're back together that's you said black pepper for fruit you said black that's a fruit you said it has a seed does pepper have a

seed does pepper have a seed? Does pepper have a seed? I don't even know! When you cut a damn bell pepper, what is inside of it? Hollow? A bell pepper! Black pepper! It's just the same pepper! It's the same one?

A crunch? God! Black pepper is not a seed. It's the same one in a different font, and a different color. You, black pepper. You went so far in the wrong direction that you really thought you were doing something with that. Okay, easy. A type of ball.

Easy. If you say the wrong thing. Okay. One, two, three. Basketball. Ping pong. Look over there. Are you mental?

Do we have a ping pong table in the studio? I don't care if we played ping pong today. What? Why would I... Our foundation is rooted in basketball, and you say ping pong. That is a good point. What is up there? It's just empty staircases leading to doors that never end. You open the door, it's another staircase.

You are in a labyrinth of your own mind. That's a good word you you don't you that wasn't but you're not you're not you're not majority stakeholder in your own brain i i promise you're not you you do not have more than 51 of equity it's it's it's so it's so belonging to somebody else i I'm an abandoned stock. There's a hair in my mouth and you know I hate hair. I hate you at this point. I hate you. And you rub it in.

You just said ping pong for ball. I was looking at what you're looking at. Ping pong for ball. But you said ping pong for ball when our entire existence is co-founded in the sport of basketball. The only reason we know each other is through basketball. Okay, but what I was originally- The only reason we know each other is through basketball.

What I was going to say originally was pickleball. But you want to know why? Who the hell says pickleball? But I was going to say that based on what we last talked about. Peppers, pickles, fruits. Dude, you think this is like a Dr. Seuss book? And it's not. Fuck.

I went with the weird little enunciation. I was overthinking. Yeah! It was like so much overthinking that it was underthinking. Again, you made a full circle. Passion fruit was a good answer. We both like Drake. Bro, but you said fruit.

Passion. Fruit. I said watermelon. That's good. I could have said pineapple, oranges, bananas, strawberries, grapes. Passion fruit. I said watermelon. That's good. I could have said pineapple, oranges, bananas, strawberries, grapes. Passion fruit. You are crazy. Ooh, my name's Cam and I don't think outside the box.

You don't even have a box at this point. You're like, ooh, my name's Cam. I don't think outside my teepee in my brain. I sleep under a knitted teepee with a little campfire and a pot of nothingness just boiling ready to spew out. I've taken a lot of losses recently. Was that not a surprise to you? It's very normal for you. What losses have you taken?

Okay, I've been single for a while, right? Yes. I've been trying to get to know some women because I'm lonely. I just want a girlfriend, a wife want i want to i want to have somebody to experience this life thing with what was all that and so i'm an i'm a i'm a i'm not a normal human i have a lot of problems oh we know oh we know oh we know we love you we do we love you we're here for you but we know so one of the things for this thing from normal for i mean very un very abnormal.

Very. Thank you. You're welcome. We still love you, though. Love you. One of the things that I ask girls up front now that I'm meeting them is, what are some of your biggest icks about me? Like, what are some icks about me that I could fix?

Because I think I would have a lot, right? I sweat a lot. I probably don't smell the best. Yep. And I eat beef only and Diet Coke. Beef, secrete fear you yeah swiss army knife so i was talking to this girl and i was like hey is there any icks about me like anything like you don't like about me i thought she was going to say yeah sometimes you smell bad you stutter a lot and your lisp is really irritating. You only smell bad when you're backed in a corner. But I'm always in a corner.

I always feel like I'm under attack. You said I live life like I'm being hunted. I'm always over my shoulder. That's kind of sad. Well, I can't help it. I'm here for you. No, you're not. No, I am.

I always have your back. Whatever. If you're ever being hunted, they got gotta hunt two of us. Put her there. Your hands, I don't know how a hand can be that like clammy and that cold at the same time. Like you're getting hypothermia. But they're soft. They're very soft. Thank you. That's one thing you give about me. I got soft hands. Very soft hands. So, that's very creepy to say. I thought she was gonna say like,, oh, you smell bad. You sweat. You're real weird and wiry and your brain doesn't all the way work.

And your, your kitchen sucks. Your kitchen sucks. You constantly look like you've been electrocuted, but I don't know. Your favorite color is black. She goes, I really hate the way that you hold the steering wheel. Oh my God. You do. You know, that's she, that's a good woman that is a that is a brave honest that is an honest woman she said you suck the way i cannot i cannot believe

i've never showed them or told them how you hold the steering wheel she said i was so attracted to you until i drove passenger side and it made me feel like i was wearing the piss she said i lost every bit of attraction to you for five minutes that's dude but i'm like i feel like a pilot the way i hold my seat you've you've no unacceptable i change it up but my comfortable spot is like this yes he literally like queen of england like teacups it you know like old men in movies there's like that little knob that it's like connected and they just they make turns like this they're like and then he literally is like giving this weird like eagle like falcon symbol he's holding it with like a combined two fingers

and two thumbs and then his pinkies are out like he's just at a tea party but i'm the pilot sickening i'm the pilot of this ship you are it's a weird hold it like this freaky pilot but it's easy it's easier to control because you know my depth perception's off it is like i'll hit something immediately like i almost hit a car every time i drive you'd think you're drowning like that's it's bad you're very you're not quite my job lock jaw oh that's the worst don't don't do that it's gonna keep going worst. Don't do that. It's going to keep doing it. Oh, yeah, don't do that. How am I supposed... Okay, how am I supposed to hold the wheel? Like this?

What's the right way, cool guy? He said like this. What do you got, hydraulics? Why are you laying down? I might as well if I'm going to hold it like this. Just go like this. Bam. But I don't have a good grip fix it okay okay but like this look no that is disgusting she's that's hilarious and then she deserves

her flowers for saying that because that's a fantastic ache okay that's been aching me for ages you've never said nothing about it because you are the pilot of the ship thank you you can drive how you want to but you suck when you drive okay but some also sometimes whenever it's so cold in here so so sometimes my leg goes numb see you told me that the other day yeah and i didn't agree with you because that doesn't happen to me okay but sometimes i'm sitting too long because i'm six seven right on my car so it doesn't fit too well okay i've i've i started to pinch a nerve right and the leg starts to go numb. No, that's 100% true. In the car, 100% true.

Exactly. So sometimes I start driving with two feet. One on the gas, one on the brake. See? And I'm driving like this. I'm just like this, basically. You're like a shitty act out of the Three Stooges or something. From like...

It's like, no. You never do gas brake at the same time? We have to. Yeah. Our leverage... We don't have good blood flow in the in the extremities and we're forced to have to double double pedal it go one on the brake one on the gas and just sit there like a little like a child yeah it's never been

never been trained but you also know like my brain goes backwards sometimes it does so sometimes quite often so sometimes i forget what the gas and the brake is oh you're sitting there i do a lot of burnouts that's sick so she said the way you drive makes me vomit it's she's spot on that is a brilliant woman at least she didn't say how i smell sometimes i do smell like a wing stop see but some but when you don't smell like breaded chicken it's it's you smell good like when you like if you're not giving off italian shop like a like a dipped beef like if you're not giving off portillos then it's you're it's decent it's solid it's typically manscape preserve which is fantastic shout out to manscape she goes you're such a sweet guy you're so nice you you're very drive like a

you're so nice you check all the boxes and and i just hate you for the way you drive so um i'm gonna drive myself back have a great life yeah and you just go what do you mean what's wrong and sometimes what's wrong with sometimes i drive like my body but you know i mean like perfect you shouldn't say that no you shouldn't say that i want you to think about what you just said that's the proper pronunciation. Just say good posture. I always say good posture. Sometimes I drive.

Like my body's. Like that's a normal word. It's not your mind's in the gutter. No. No. No. No. Sit down.

Sit down. I don't think anything on you cricket boy is deemed fat. You- that's twice now. You get off- don't touch me after you say that. Don't you dare! You're a- you're- you're sick. Get your little Fortnite dance sitting down somewhere. What is wrong with you, bro? What the hell is wrong with you bro what the hell is wrong with you dude you're not you're not healthy like you just can't be no whatever i have to i have to pee so bad i have to piss so bad i'm not going in there with you i didn't invite you okay what the hell well i would okay i need you to hold my hand to go pee okay but when we

pee by each other drain the lizard shout out to episode whatever it's like two yeah um because when we when we pee by each other in public bathrooms we use the urinals right beside each other you do checkmate you do something that's real weird i don't enjoy what do i do that's weird when i pee every time every time you're you're using a urinal right beside me, all I hear is you spit in the urinal every time. You're supposed to. You don't spit in the urinal? I do not have that much liquid in my body. If I'm already getting it out one end, it can't come out the other.

As a grown man, I'm venturing to say 9 out of 10 grown men spit in the urinal when they're done peeing. Maybe if I'm inebriated, like if I'm in a club bathroom. Yeah. Well, yeah, cuz I got a lot of like but I okay, but if you have good saliva, then you just you spit What is that? What did you just say? Good saliva? What does that mean? What do you mean good? saliva, yeah, like if you like you pee you're done peeing you just It's it's a clear check. It's good saliva. You don't have good saliva?

I've never spit and been like, oh, not too good today. You're graying your saliva? So you don't have good saliva? I don't know! So if you take a piece of gum or a breath mint, there's no mix, there's no concoction. Because it's supposed to clear your palate. If you have good saliva, you can pop a Tic Tac, clears your palate. Kim, I'm not out here gauging my saliva intake or outtake or the measurement of the texture.

Do you have yuck mouth or do you have good saliva? It's a black or white answer. Do you have yuck mouth or good saliva? Is it a texture thing? No, it's visible, it's clear, and there's no taste. It's tasteless. What are you, loogieing it or is it just off the mouth? If you can just spit and it's good, you have good saliva.

No! Oh my god. What? Like that's not, it's good, you have good saliva. No! Oh, my God. What? Like, that's not, it's white. It's foamy. It's foamy and white. You have bad saliva. It's like, it's like it just, like Dawn soap just came out.

Yeah, literally, like the Dawn Power Wash. It's still there. Point proven. It's like a chemical. Exactly. Mine is silky smooth and transparent with no taste or flavor. Do you do a workout for that? How does that happen? It's just good saliva. I have a clean palate.

Your insides are probably going through a factory reset and chemical transactions. No one, I swear to you, no one that's watching this video is going to be like, I get what Cam's saying. They're going to be like, Peyton's right. No one's grading their saliva. You might not grade your saliva, but if you did, I'd receive an A+. But if you don't grade it, due to your good saliva, I have great saliva, actually.

What does that mean? Good saliva. I can eat something and I taste it for what it is. You can eat something. There's always remnants of beef. There's always Diet Coke. Your saliva's foamy.

It's gray. It's still there. It's Don Power Wash coming out of your mouth. Mine is a pure form of just solid spit. That's what good saliva means. And when you're done pissing in the urinal, you spit. You just cleanse the whole, you cleanse your temple.

How do you have that much liquid in your system to where you're getting it out of the lizard and it's also coming out the mouth portal? Lizard's done, mouth portal ends it it's like the final transaction like that's that's what i came here for you're all connected so we should be all going through that same system how is it going like this that's what i could that's what i came in here for here's the payment like the toy it's like that's a tip yeah that's the tip that's a tip it's like thank you transaction thank you for your your service toilet. I don't thank you urinal

I don't even like to open my mouth in bathrooms Okay, who do you know spits like this? What I mean, oh, I heard that oh your phalanges out of there, but Sick boy. Oh, you're a sick little boy. Don't ever do that again. That's why you have bad saliva. You just double sucked your pinky for pain. You open your mouth in the bathroom?

No, you don't have to open your mouth to spit. Spit with your mouth closed right now. Try it. Closed? Don't spit. You spit like it's like a three-year-old there's nothing in there at least i'm not spitting chemicals i'm not spitting germicidal bleach you my friend you're spitting i could clean my socks yeah oh my god you should

try it you should try it there's probably a chemical reaction that'll happen in there and cleanse the sock how do you not know what good saliva is? Because no one does that. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I understand that's not a known saying. But you said it with conviction like, oh, he's going to get what I'm saying. He's going to pick up what I'm putting down. You're a freak.

Who's like, oh, yeah, I got good saliva. Who are you in the mouth to be saying that? Who doesn't spit after they pee in the urine? Who opens their mouth and takes all the poo particles, piss particles, and now is just releasing other toxins up into the urinal okay who has crusty socks and double sucks pinkies you can be that guy you can be double suck pinky man i'll be good saliva you're a freak you can be double suck pinky boy i'm bleeding nasty little boy because you sucked it again again your saliva just dissolved the skin right off. Caused blood.

Whatever, dude. Oh, your scalp itch? Probably used your saliva. Dude, you, I mean, you are a descendant of Theodore Roosevelt with the haircut. It is unbelievable. That is like British patriarchy wigs right there. That is bad. I have bubble guts. Saliva.

There it is. The chemicals are it is chemicals it's sitting there quite literally bubbling whatever you're great episode whatever dude you great episode i guess guys thank you so much for coming back to the episode of you should know podcast um subscribe to the patreon there's a new 25 whatever minutes yes make sure you subscribe to the patreon uh everything you need every answer minute. Yes, make sure you subscribe to the patreon Everything you need every answer you've ever wanted to know was the mind calendar correct to do does lights come from outer space I think it's a bio Why is the ocean blue?

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