You Should Know Podcast - GRUNGE -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

Welcome back to another episode of the You Should Know Podcast! This episode is full of embarrassing stories! Peyton opens up the show by talking about returning to basketball and revealing his food pet peeves! Cam joins the show again to detail his crazy basketball stories while making fun of Peytons middle school history.    FOLLOW ME! Instagram: @psh8 Tiktok: @thepsh8  FOLLOW CAM! Instagram: @camkennedy22 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So go ahead and do that for me. But guys, I just want to get into this episode because this last week is insane I went to the first hoop session I have been to since I stopped playing basketball I know a lot of you have seen the tiktok that I made about hoop sessions and the worst type of people at the hoop session oh it's only because there's always these types of dudes at the hoop session every single time there's always those old heads at the gym that play like their soul is on the line. Like why are you battling for your bloodline at 24 hour fitness right now? Why are you clotheslining people when they're trying to get an open layup? I promise you, not that serious. Everybody here just got off of a six hour shift at work. Why are you playing like it's game seven of the NBA finals? Everything will

be okay if this man scores an open layup right now. Let's not risk his health and safety inside of this rec center. And I know I'm about to get comments saying, oh, you don't have that competitive drive like they do. And even they say when they get called out on the court for going too hard at the hoop session, they're like, every time Jordan and Kobe stepped on the court, they went hard every single time. Hey, guess what? We're not them. And then there's always that guy that questions the score towards the end of the game. No one questioned the mathematics of the score the entire game until his team started losing. Now he wants to have a conference with everybody on the court. And it never fails that that guy will turn to me and be like, that's the score, right?

Sir, if I'm going to be honest with you, I can give less of a damn what the score is. As soon as this game ends, I'm going home getting snug in watching Netflix. Like, I have no interest on what the score is. I just want to go home. Let's just finish this up because now we're having a 15 minute meeting on whether you scored a two or three pointer eight plays ago. And I'm telling you, this open run I went to was literally an example of what I was talking about in that last TikTok. My friends came in town this weekend. They're like, Peyton, you have to come to this hoop session. You made the TikTok

about it. Everybody wants you to hoop. Just have fun. You really don't have to worry about anything at all. And I was like, damn, well, since everybody is here, I might as well go to this hoop session you made the tick tock about it everybody wants you to hoop just have fun you really don't have to worry about anything at all and i was like damn well since everybody is here i might as well go to this hoop session and just you know see what it's about maybe things have changed since the last time i went to an open run nothing changed at all i get into the gym and the first thing i see is a 43 year old man setting up a tripod and pointing the camera at the court and i'm like okay maybe his son is somewhere in here he's trying to gather up some film I'm not sure what a 24-hour fitness film session will do but maybe it will help out his career I'm not judging anybody we proceed to

start the game there's no son involved he is doing this to record himself I'm like what are you doing right now any hoop dream at 43 years old it's done I hate to be that guy. I'm not negative, Nancy, but guys, your career is done at 43. You're not going to the NBA. You're not going overseas. And this guy was no taller than four foot 10. I'm sorry. Your career is done. I don't know where that footage was planning to go. And I didn't want to be that guy. I didn't want to pass judgment upon this man. I didn't know anything about him but guys he was a bad person. This man stopped the game every 15 seconds and argued about the score. It got to a point where somebody called a travel on him. He grabbed the ball and threatened to go home. I'm having flashbacks to the fifth grade when we go to the park and somebody is mad about something and they want to take their

ball back home and no one can play if they're not having fun. I'm like sir you are 43 years old. Just move on with the play. No one really cares if you traveled or not. You have a camera set up. Where is the footage going? I'm telling you, I cannot go to hoop sessions. Please stop inviting me to these open runs. I'm not having fun anymore. And Cam, you had a really crazy hoop session story that you were telling me about earlier. And when you come on, I want you to tell that story because that is insane also guys you know me we're a family we're one you know everything about me i'm trying to get to know y'all if you know anything about me you know i'm alone 99 of the time but all my friends were in town and they wanted to go out to eat i'm not used

to going out to eat with people i eat alone i go to the movies alone i do everything alone so whenever people wanted to invite me to go to a meal together, I was like, sure, why not? Once I got to this food outing with my friends, I realized I have a lot of food pet peeves that I didn't even know about. One of my biggest food pet peeves is when somebody orders a plate of food and then they get the plate of food, mix all the food together. your food should not be touching if it's not meant to be mixed that is disgusting if I look at your plate and it looks like a bunch of baby throw up you belong in federal prison I don't care what you say about it that is not normal I'm looking at gush don't tell me to define the word gush because I just made it up but that is

disgusting to look at and then when I called them out on it they had the nerve to say oh payton don't get mad at us because you have the palate of a four-year-old hey hey you can't say anything about four-year-olds your plate looks like a bunch of baby food mixed up together you're nasty separate the foods all right and then the next day we go out to a pizza place and i love pizza i'm a pizza connoisseur anything pizza i know how to eat it i know what to do don't be doing extra stuff with the pizza that's rule number one but what one of my friends did brought back high school memories and I'm traumatized from it and if you do this with your pizza you should never be allowed to eat a pizza ever again in your life this man orders a single slice of pizza it's on a paper plate as they normally do he puts the pizza down grabs nap, and starts to dab the pizza with the napkins.

What are you doing? You knew what you signed up for whenever you ordered that pizza. Don't start degreasing the pizza. That's what makes it good. Now you got napkin bits on your sauce. That's never okay. You don't deserve to ever order a pizza ever again. And they're like, oh, well, Peyton, I don't want to break out.

I don't want the grease. Order a house salad. How about that? Don't go ordering a pizza if you're worried about your health condition. Pizza is for the grungy people like me. Pizza is for the people that don't care about their health and they're willing to make that sacrifice. Don't start dabbing the pizza with napkins.

That's federal. I know in the first episode, I talked about driving and how I had the bad experiences with the building on fire and the fire trucks just blocking me in, but I don't know why I have really bad luck with driving. Every time I'm behind the wheel, something bad might happen. I was driving this weekend and just for backstory, I'm kind of new with contacts. I know I've been wearing them since I was about 17 years old, but I'm only 23. Anything before that time, I was still wearing glasses. Like I was the kid on the court during basketball that was wearing the rec specs. I had the goggles on. Judge me if you want. I don't

care. I'd have gave you buckets. So I was leaving Target, just driving down the road. And all of a sudden this right contact just folds inside of my eye. It doesn't fall out. It's just kind of stuck in the back of my skull. All my contact wearers know what that feeling is like. It feels like somebody just stuck paper mache into your eye socket. I don't know if you've ever had to drive with that discomfort, but everything else in the world that road the cars beside you Nothing else matters. Your right eye is blind. All you see is just water. You're crying. It's black. You're in pain and you're just like Oh my god, what is going on I started swerving across the roads trying to pull over because I can't see out of my right eye and to the people that think I'm lying I have a picture of it right after I pulled over but when I was driving I was swerving

into three lanes of traffic everybody was like honking at me and I didn't care I don't know why I'm telling that story but I just don't want to feel alone. And I'm hoping that somebody watching this podcast can relate and has had a contact problem while they're driving their vehicle. I don't know. I need to stop exposing my life so much on this podcast. But, you know, since we're here, I might as well expose it more. I was that kind of kid that always wanted a cast or crutches. And I know I cannot be the only kid who wanted a cast or crutches I

thought that was the coolest thing in the world maybe it was the attention because everybody was getting their cast signed and they're like oh what happened to you that's probably what it was but I remember I was playing Pop Warner football as a kid and that's where like all like the little kids play tackle football it's probably not the safest thing for your brain and that's probably why I am the way I am now but I was into the tackle football I was always one of the biggest kids and I was putting that shoulder right into these kids esophaguses that's what I was doing but I remember as a kid playing football I was always getting injured like these kids would try to take my knee because I was always bigger than them or they would their helmet would always just like land right on my elbow and then it would

be like a funny bone thing but I thought it was broken but I remember one time this kid's face mask went right into my elbow near the funny bone region I thought I was gonna have to get it amputated I was a little dramatic but I really did want that cast so I was in so much pain on the floor I was like ah help help my parents took me to the hospital but once we got to the hospital I was like oh I'm green now I'm about to get an arm cast I'm gonna be the coolest kid inside the school. And I remember my mom looks at me and she's just like, Peyton, do you just want to cast? Is that all you want? I was like, mom, I would never do anything like that.

And mom, I know you're watching this and I know you probably don't remember that time in the hospital, but yes, I just wanted to cast. But manifestation is real because I remember that next year in like eighth grade playing basketball in practice whenever I was guarding somebody I would always grab a little bit of jersey I was that annoying player I never got caught but if you were playing offense against me I was grabbing that jersey and there's nothing you could do about it but one time I was grabbing a kid's jersey and I decided to go with the two hand grab but this kid like twisted in a way and my fingers got caught up in the jersey.

All these fingers, all these fingers on this hand, broken. It was the worst pain that I have ever been in in my life. But I remembered my dad showed me like a Kobe motivational video like the week before. And I was like, there's no way I'm sitting out of this practice. I gotta be the greatest player I could ever be. So I resumed practice the best I could with all these broken fingers on my hand.

My phalanges didn't work at all. And my coach was like, Peyton, your finger is pointing northeast, south, and west at the same time. You need to go to the hospital. I didn't realize how bad having a broken bone felt, especially all your fingers on both hands. I have a picture of especially all your fingers on both hands. I have a picture of me in a cast on both hands. It was the worst thing in the world.

Have you ever had no access to both your hands and still tried to live a regular life? It is not ideal at all. But to all the kids out there watching, no, you don't want a cast. No, you don't want broken fingers. You don't want crutches. It's just so inconvenient. It doesn't do anything beneficial to your life you might get a oh are you okay can i sign that but at the end of the day it's not worth it and i'm done exposing my life for now

uh cam if you want to get on the podcast let's talk about something else dude cam we got cam back on the podcast they enjoyed you so much in the first episode. So, you know, thank you for coming back. Appreciate the invite. Pretty much the funniest dude I know. So, you know, anytime you want to be on the podcast, you know, just let me know you're on it. Say what? So I talked about my week a little bit. What'd you have going on in your life?

I mean, it was a solid week, you know, just chugging through life. That sounds so depressing. It's supposed to be a good thing. You know that, you know the TikTok you made? Y'all remember the TikTok Payton made about the hoopers and like the different kinds of just crazy, unnecessary people there are at hoop sessions? Oh, they go way too hard?

Way too hard, way too just flagrant felons and all that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I experienced twice. First one, we're hooping at 5.45 the morning don't ask why i said yes showed up unbelievably early but i mean it is kind of lit to like have a two-hour hoop session and be back in your house by like 8 30 so anyway we're hooping this dude is massive he's probably six five ish i'd give him like 245 250 very large person okay just listen to the man's attire cut you know how people do the muscle like they take a t-shirt they

cut the sleeves off but they cut all the way down here you know all the ribcage expose yeah yeah just slab just thickness like it's his he was this wide like his whole body was just solid. The tank top says B team. This is a grown man. So he's repping a tank top saying, I wasn't even on the best team. It literally says B team. He's wearing those, you know, like baggy, baggy, like almost like the ones people jog in to sweat, those type of sweatpants.

He's wearing those. Running shoes, for his basketball shoes, by the way. Running shoes, baggy, sweaty sweatpants material, literally huge. A B-team cut-off tank top, and he had a football mouth guard at a 6 o'clock in the morning hoop session. Why? Why? Wait, the kind that goes over your mouth the one you bite down on and it's covering your lips so he literally it was like he was covering and it was black and i'm just sitting here like so and he so we weren't on first game like you know you pull

up they always whatever they go off the board and we were on next and i was like i was like please let this guy lose like i just because and then sizing up like pick up There's never true bigs and tall people so I'm always ended up guarding like just the biggest guy under the team I'm like Like please don't let this man's team win. Of course they win we go on it's just he's reckless He's throwing bows and stuff. I actually caught one. I literally sat there. I was like I was like I was like making sure my jaw was still connected. I was like, oh I didn't get back on offense. It was horrible

So that was one the couple days later normal time hoop session normally thing Well, I'm thinking everything's normal and we get there and there's this little guy he's probably like Five six just like super hyper normal attire like looks like a hooper everything's got tats all over him so then and he just hit like the reason this guy the other one is crazy for obvious reasons right he looks crazy he is crazy every like he was everything you thought he was gonna be his attire said sicko yeah and b team just that blew my mind but so this guy the reason the second one is different because he looks like a normal guy you'd see at any pickup session in any city in America and

He's just chilling over like he's just sitting on the sideline waiting for his turn right. I'm like alright, so We lost we actually were on we lost the game so we go sit down I sit down check my phone everything and then I'm just watching the hoops and Bro is a menace not like he's out there just killing people but like not there like so he's his attire nothing's crazy about it but he's he's more of like the the stereotypical like going way too hard so the first play he literally gets in this stance that is like i don't I don't even have the knees to do this Ultra low stance like

For the audio listeners this man's butt is on his heels right now like just unbelievably low and he's just like I Don't know how many like you know true hoop fans there are but the Colin Sexton meme where he was uh When he was like this Like super intense, so he's doing that. He's clenching his fists on defense. I'm like, what the hell is going on? Like, just play deep. He's literally sitting there,

and just going crazy, right? So like two plays happen, and then, it was like a dead ball or something, and the other team's checking in. So he picks up 94 feet. First off, if someone ever guards you 94 feet in a pickup basketball game they either think you suck or they're not all there in the head that's just simple no one does that like ever nobody does that unless there's like money on the line or like a ball is life video yeah picks them up 94 feet like i swear i

probably y'all probably think i make this up i swear to you i don't this man again for the audio listeners i'll try to give you a good representation he literally went like this i'm not gonna do it because it's gross but he literally licked his knuckles and then punched his hands together no do it no that lick it. He literally went like this. He went, and he licked like the second digits, not the outer knuckle. He literally was like this. He went like that hard, but it was knuckle to knuckle. He was like, and it was knuckle, and then he got in his stance again.

And I was just like, dude, oh my God. Me and the two friends I was with we used to just start balling i was like this guy is insane like an absolute loony oh jesus no and then of course last thing and of course the people like that are never good it's like they're it's like that's their that's the thing they bring to the game it's like if he didn't do that he would just be running like just be running back and forth brings nothing on defense nothing on offense and he's just out there but of course when you and you then yeah but no knuckle on knuckle contact is insane that's crazy that is insane

but you know what's gonna happen is like you're gonna get hate comments about that because even on my tiktok i think like any normal human is going to agree with that. But I was reading the comments and be like, this guy doesn't have any work ethic. Bro, the old heads, they were like, oh, God, the competitive nature is just gone in today's youth. I'm like, bro, I'm here to just enjoy myself. It's like it's different if I'm sitting here complaining about my collegiate practice or my yeah you know bro's going way too hard and practically no i'm he's trying to get me better and he's trying to push himself and we're working together for one goal it's like this is a this was at a middle school at 6 a.m and the guy has a football mouthguard in like who are you

trying out for what's going on you bro you know what you just reminded me of i know this is like totally up top off topic but in middle school i had one of the most embarrassing things in my life happen to me. I believe it. I feel like my middle... Everybody had those grunge years. Whenever you just looked like a demogorgon. Looked terrible. Grunge, he said.

Bro, can we get a definition on grunge? What's the origin of grunge but no like i had i had long hair like my hair was down to my back and it was curly and i didn't take care of you like ryan has long hair but he takes care of it and looks good i looked terrible my teeth spaced out a little troy palomalu vibes a little bit just without the flow without the flow without any upkeep and my nfl you know body body. My teeth were literally throwing gang signs. It was bad. It was hard for me to smile.

I looked horrible. But the embarrassing thing that happened was, you know the yearbook team, they always go around the school and pull you out of the class to interview you and stuff like that. Dang, y'all had that in middle school? Yeah, yeah. But I got called out a couple times every time they interviewed me they wanted to talk about sports and like basketball and stuff like that

because that's like pretty much all I did who you were yeah and so I was doing that and that was literally every interview I had was sports but then at the end of the year when we got our yearbook I looked into the yearbook I was like oh I want to see my interviews and my mom was excited to like see my interviews oh what they quote you about you know like stuff like that I want to see my interviews. And my mom was excited to like, see my interviews. Ooh, what'd they quote you about? You know, like stuff like that. I opened up the yearbook, go to a page and see me in my quote. And I'm like, okay, cool. I read my quote. And the question was, what is one of the most exciting things that have ever happened to you in your life? I was like, wait a minute. They never asked me that. So, okay. I go to my quote and it says, the most exciting thing that I ever done in my life

was help my aunt deliver a baby. It's like, I didn't say that. No, not only did I not say that, none of my aunts have kids. Damn it. Do you know? Dude, that's why I like, like screw you yearbook committee straight up don't ask me a question and then a not use it b put different words in my mouth and c especially

don't mix and match the questions and answers bro it's a horrible the repercussions that came with that people were like on snapchat like taking videos and like pictures of that quote. And you're like, why would a human being ever say that? And I'm like, I didn't say that. Yeah. I never said that. Back to that. That's like, that would be a weird thing to say as like a middle schooler.

Like everyone's just, you said middle school, right? Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's like, I mean, the girls already hit puberty, probably fresh out of it. Guys are starting to hit it, you know? And you're just, everyone's like, dude, football girls you're just like i delivered my aunt's baby like what you know i think you're a creep can you imagine like a 12 year old like under the womb being like come here it's like push keep going like no like that's that's ridiculous that's not

all right that they did that no but it's it's, it's, it was the worst years of my life. And Oh, I want to tell, I want to tell an embarrassing story, but like, I've kept this a secret my entire life. And I don't know if I want to put this on the internet. Should I do it? I'd say since you already brought it up, go for it, bro. It's so, it's so bad. If you can bear it. Because you saying hitting puberty and that just like reminded me of this. Oh, Lord. Oh, God, this is bad. And I'm getting hot right now thinking about it. This actually might be my most embarrassing moment ever.

So it was like one of the first days of like eighth grade. And I was just hitting puberty, like just hitting puberty. And, uh, I was sitting in the back of my science class with some friends, like people I was trying to get to know all of a sudden I, I get it. I get a whiff of a stench. I'm like, Oh God, that smells a stench. I was like, I was like, Oh my God, that smells I was like I was like oh my god that smells absolutely awful what is that smell then as time progresses the smell starts to get a lot worse and I'm like who smells like that but I go and like reach for something no no never okay never reach if you can't see it it's a quick life rule never reach if you can't see it. It's a quick life rule. Never reach if you can't see it. Continue.

I go to reach for something, and I go, oh, God, it's me. I'm the one who smells like that. But this is like, you know when you're first hitting curveball on the story? I thought he was going to grab something disgusting. You just got to whiff that old armpit right there. No, bro. You know when you first hit puberty, like, you smell bad. 100%. And you're not like.

Were you using deodorant? Not at the time. See, that's what it is. Because I was just. It sneaks up on you. You don't know. Yeah. I didn't smell like that before.

Then it gets to the point. Once I open the armpit, the floodgates are out there. Everybody. Somebody goes, why does it smell like McDonald's? I was about to say straight onions. I already know it. I'm like. Oh, my God. i'm like oh i'm like oh my god you know how quick that pit got tucked i was like i was like oh my god oh my god i go can i leave to my teacher i leave i go to the

bathroom get the get the soap out of the bathroom. God, the man gave himself a military shower. Just start bathing. In the middle of seventh grade science. I just start bathing in the bathroom. Yeah. You got to click it and it's on for like five seconds. You're just like. Bro, it was so bad.

And then whenever I get picked up from school from my mom, I open the door. I sit down and she looks at me me and goes please tell me you didn't smell like that the whole day oh i know your mom wasn't playing either i was like mom your mom borderline might whoop your ass for smelling like that in public for a full day no my mom doesn't play with that yeah no my mom's a sweetheart though but we went we went straight to target and she was like you need to start wearing deodorant like that is unacceptable i was like mom i didn't know now you say that i don't remember like the i don't remember my like crowning moment to deodorant yeah i don't yeah like no that was that that was traumatizing and i thought that yearbook thing was my most embarrassing thing until you brought up the

whole puberty thing and i'm very like i borderline might delete that from this podcast if i had to put a vote on which one would be more embarrassing logistically i'd say yearbook because everyone was like you know everyone has access to it you know you might have just had four or five kids that really like left that classroom like dear god payton was that was disgusting and the rest of them might just be like i'm glad to get out of there let's go to the next class it's one of those things that like it's so embarrassing that like as a 23 year old i still like if it pops up in my mind i'm like oh shit you know i'm saying you cringe about it but hey that's crazy i am gonna regret putting this out but thank y'all so much for watching cam thank you for of course getting on the podcast again i know you

guys loved having him on the first episode. He's going to be back for some more. He's in town for a while. And Cam's not like a permanent co-host because he doesn't want to be, but I would love for him to be. We're going to have different friends come on. I think the next episode we're going to have our friend Ryan come and talk about some stuff. But guys, subscribe to the channel, like this video, leave a little comment.

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