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If you shut up and let me... What is the fraction 3.5th represented as a decimal? You know, my people went through a thing for a while. Three-fifths is a hard fraction for us. So I declined to answer that one. Are you stupid? Like, genuinely, look at yourself. Ask yourself, am I dumb?

Am I dumb? Yeah. A Helen Keller top card just got sold and was signed. Okay. If it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. I swear I will. He's buying. Hey everybody, welcome back to your show know podcast episode 216.

We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yag, yang, yaga, yaga, yaga, yaga, yaga, hanga, hanga. What in the snake skin, 2009 collectibles out of the little gumball machine do you have on your wrist? What is that? What is that? That is snake skin. That's plastic and snakes.

There's money signs on it. Yes. What is that? The million dollar chain. championship belt. This is the million dollar championship belt. Now, now, now to our, it's a collectible wrist piece. It's the slap one. It's a side bracelet. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's snaps on. Slaps on. I've been wearing it every day. For what? It's a collectible. Exactly. Collect it. You store it. You don't wear it every day. Well, this is, okay. You own Rolexes and you're wearing a snap on collectible snake skin money in the, what money in the bank ladder match was that? a million dollar championship belt. What champion? What, honestly, when did that debut? I don't remember. What championship is that? I've never seen that with my own eyes.

Well, I think he came and went. I think it was for a specific thing and then it went away. And now that is bad ball knowledge of me not knowing when that, when it's very bad ball knowledge. Very bad ball knowledge. But so basically, I don't know what it is recently. I've been getting into collectibles. And like, I think it's fine. It's come from my trading card thing that we're going to get in. We're going to be scalpers and take all your kids fun. I have more bankroll than you. See, God don't like ugly.

God don't like ugly. That's not true. I'm not going to do that. But I've been like... I'm messed up. You get it out. Oh, it got real dry. Yeah.

Okay. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to take it from your children either, but we'll talk about it later. But it's one of the... Recently, I've been becoming a kid again. It's not... It's, dude, it's so fun. It's so good.

It's so underrated. I think it's because I watched the Michael Jackson biopic, and like, he was like, bubbles. Bubbles. And he was in his room with bubbles. See that girl That's not Michael Jackson You just went like country

See that girl You're at the end when you're hitting girl No no no that's how he does You didn't like a little molasses on it Like southern Georgia you said See that girl That's how he says it in the song Michael Jackson's very

Oh you don't know Michael Jackson ball Look at Darioo Daryo's very upset at you No I know Michael had some swag Why why Tell him that it's your Human nature, why, why? Keep going.

Then you do me that way. And then in that song, he goes, see that girl. Like, just like that. I mean, that is a spot-on impression. Is that really good? I wish I knew. That's where I could say. See that girl.

Now it's going to be on TikTok. See that girl. Yeah, so he was. Too white. I've always been that way. Like what way? Like Michael Jackson. Kind of he-he.

Tell me about it. No. No, he's an innocent man. So I've always been the guy that's like into my inner child. I'm open about liking high school musical. I'm open about liking comic books. I'm open about liking like sci-fi stuff. I've always been that way, but I think the pressures of adulthood and society have tamed me for a while.

I agree, and I also think it was your mild and acute case of bullying. Because I think you made fun of me for a lot of things that fall into this same. little channel. I don't think so. I think that is a narrative that got passed around that I made fun of you for your Yu-Gi-o, but I do not think I actually did. Oh, choke me and ruin my life. Oh my god, yes you did. You're out of your mind. I did not. You're out of you. They're like, hey bro, enjoy sorting through your obelisk the tormentor. I'm going to get some oops girls. Did y'all hear that? Yeah, he's playing Yu-Gi-Yo. Anyway, let's go get in the car, get the four locos. And I was just like

going through the car. I think it was the Yu-Gi-O part of it and I was like there is no value in the cards that you were doing at the time. I think that's what I was talking about. Oh, no, I mean, when swin, when, goes full circle, it's, it has to be the most rich feeling ever. You're over here, I mean, ripping Bowman packs, you're pulling a Lamar Jackson, ooh, and now you're fully invested. And you didn't see the vision before the TikTok lives.

You didn't see the vision. It's not true. Before ripping became a thing, you didn't, oh, you, oh, no, no, you probably couldn't even named. You probably legitimately could not name three people. Pokemon before Logan Paul started doing Logan Paul stuff. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's not that I didn't see the vision I saw the vision obviously I was it it's the gateway to entry I was just like I'm not sure if I want to get into that but I got into it but can I get through this and

then we can get to the cards I want to talk about cards in a little bit I need you to get that off and that's why I need to get through it you need that literally I've literally kept this on for a whole week straight that wasn't on like 10 minutes ago well because I wanted to put it on in front of y'all for the first time here because y'all would have talked me down and tried to talk me out of it before we recorded. Okay, now I have a question. You ought to call me all kinds of slurs and derogatory names. Okay.

Especially Robbie. Look, he's trying to hold it back right now. Look at that hatred. Look at that. He said, oh, look at that. No, now, okay, now you're immediately going to insult me, which it's very well deserved. Can I possibly get one wear with it? Can I get one with it?

No. No, you can collect them? Okay, can I get one? Can I let you snap it on me? Yeah, and that'll be my one way. That's a funny. It's so sad. Basically, I've been getting into like...

Oh, I want it back. Oh, you want it back now? Yes, you can slap it on me. Oh, come on. I thought I was going to get more than four seconds. No, yeah, that's all, it's how long you last anyway. That's true. So, I've, I watched the Michael Jackson movie, and I think it brought that part back in my brain

where it was like, why am I not, like, enjoying the shit? I actually enjoy. Like, I love, like, animated shows. There you go. I love all this stuff. I love nerdy, like, almost kiddie. Like, I've always liked this. It should.

And so I was like, and I've worked into a position of life where I can afford to, you know, enjoy the habits and the hobbies and the stuff that I like. So I went to Walmart and they have, not an ad, by the way, they have these belts in like a sealed collectible thing. So you can't see what belt you're getting. There's a bunch of different belts. Oh, boy, there it is. And the top two belts that are hardest to find like the rare and the super rare are the heavyweight championship belt. and then it's the Roman Reigns, like, addition.

A tribal chief belt. The Universal WWE Championship belt. And so I pulled this, and this is the first one I got, and I wore it around all day. I went to a doctor's appointment with this on. What did the doctors say? They asked me if I wanted a sucker afterwards. But what is this thing you're doing?

What is this finger thing? Just go with a fist. See, that's what I'm saying. You're talking me down off of what I like. I don't think that has anything to do with childlike, though. That's just a weird little niche you're doing. That's a weird thing.

What you call me? I said a niche, niche. You can pick your poison. Yeah. Nitch your niche. But it's saying that I've been really getting into my childhood stuff. It feels great. Yeah. But I can say you did put me on the trading cards.

Oh boy. You did finally convert me to start it and we can talk about that. I mean, we have absolutely just been. It's bad. I have spent a grotesque amount of money on trading cards. And I posted this on my story and so many people commented, welcome to the dark side. Oh, it is the dark side.

But is it not? I mean, it's like doing. It's like doing something you know you're not supposed to, but you just get a rush. It's a lottery ticket. It's gambling dopamine. But you can keep the lottery ticket afterwards. You don't just throw it away. It doesn't go right to the trash.

Yeah. You can even sell it back in bulk. I got a spot up in Carrollton. Oh wow. So, they buy it a foot for, one foot is $2. Dude, it's the best ever. So I've been getting into trading cards. And I've really enjoyed this hobby.

And me and Cam have really bonded. Like we've kind of restarted our relationship. Yeah, it feels like college again. college again. It feels good. We sat around my kitchen table and we were just like, just ripping, having fun. Rip and talking. Boys being boys. Yeah. The girls kind of ruined it. They did. Now, they were just a killjoy. They don't understand it. It's like, oh, you go get your nails that you switch every time so you can take a picture like this holding a matcha that's overpriced that you don't like because it tastes like earth. Yeah, wacha's good.

Depending on what you get to matcha drinkers. Macha by itself. Now when you go, oh, can I get the honey lavender match with vanilla cream in a swarthy? of caramel, please? Yeah, it's 70 grams of sugar. Anything that's going to taste good. You get a 70 gram sugar-covered piece of dog shit that's going to taste good. I can honestly say that...

Hey, can I get dog poop with caramel, whipped cream, oat milk, and vanilla? And it's like, oh, that's a nice treat. I can honestly say there's not a matcha I've never liked. I've liked every single matcha that's ever touched my tongue. Okay, okay. Or do you, the inventor of matcha?

You've steak and matcha? No, I think that's the Japanese. Be careful. You fact check. Is that correct? I think so. I think it's a Japanese thing. If you took actual matcha with no additives in your house,

you just ordered a bag of matcha and put it in a cup, you would not like it. Yes, I would. I have, and I do like it. I genuinely like matcha. Now, it's an acquired taste. It's like a beer. Remember when you were 13 and you tried your first beer?

Oh, no, I didn't try my first beer until I was about 18. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, oh, no, my specialty drink at 13 was an energy drink. I literally, dude, oh, my, you know how I heard my house is? I tried, it was more okay for me to try a beer before it was the monster in her. They're like, they're like beer, yeah, you can just, you could sip one in front of me. I tried an energy drink, they're like, no! Like a pudding down boy!

Your mom's like, ain't but a pink ain't going to get that, get that feeling up there. You crack a monster, just the crack, your dad's like, no, no, where is he? Bro, my first, I mean, wow, this is talk about reminiscing. my first time ever trying an energy drink. I was probably like 10. And it was a... Why were you drinking energy drinks at 10? It was at my friend's house,

and I saw my dad drink like six a day. So I was like... Holy shit. Dude, he was working hard, bro. He used to work. I mean, I love my father. I respect him. That son of a bitch worked hard, bro.

I didn't see my own dad. Like, parents are together, not a split household. I didn't see my father except on the weekends from age like five to 10. And he had to come home to me. Oh, yeah. And then he came home to me.

Just a big-headed goblin. He's like, Dad, you want to play, I was like, I choose you! Yeah, he's like, get awake. He's like, aren't you supposed to be asleep? Oh dude, I used to fall asleep because I'd lay down with my mom

because dad was gone working. I'd lay down with my mom, we'd watch a show, I'd fall asleep. And instead of like him just, I get it, but instead of him like, oh, that's my son and my wife laying in the bed, I'll creep in there with him. He'd live like this,

hey, get out of my seat, you're making it hot. He's like, I just worked a 16 hour day, get out of my bedroom. He's like, go to your own room, don't turn the TV on, go to sleep. But the drink, the first time I tried it, was at my friend's house, it was at David's house. Shout to David.

He had an older brother that was like a collegiate athlete and he had the rock star energy drinks that were in there. So one, off the name alone, I thought I drink this, I immediately get like shade. Your legs out, I'm cool. Yeah, 100%. So we took it one day, like you would have thought we were drinking like tequila.

Yeah. We took this energy drink. We're checking our shoulders. We shut the garage so no bystanders can see it. And we went, we were like, Oh, just off the crack. Oh, dude, that's got to be part of the rush. I've never heard that sound for it.

A Diet Coke doesn't make that much of a pop. Oh. Oh, and then we split, me, David, and his brother, we split one rock star energy drink, three ways. You would, I mean, the placebo effect. It could have been real, though. It could have been the 80 milligrams caffeine. That could have been my first time of life.

I hit caffeine. Yeah. We were, I mean, we went upstairs and invented a game called blankets fall down the stairs. We literally wrapped ourselves in a blanket and just jump down the stairs. You can't give a bunch of middle class white kids Oh yeah, at the age of 10, 11, no, no, no.

But yeah, it was un-like, I thought I was probably, that is equivalent. I'm not going to say that on the internet. No, that's probably an adult. The way I felt in that moment is like an adult hitting a different, hard next level. You know what? Nowadays.

For the first time. Oh, I literally, I was, I was hearing. colors. I was, it was wicked. Dude, I can't remember the first time I had it. No, I would actually, now that I'm thinking it, it wasn't okay for me to drink energy drinks as a kid. Like, they let me try alcohol, which is probably led me down the road. You know how I, backer my house was that. No, it's true. Like, they were like, yes, you can sip this to try in front of me because you're not going to like it. But I think they knew that I would like energy drinks because, I mean, I did. I mean, I mean, I still do. But they were worried, my parents

were worried about the wrong thing because I think I've told this years ago on the podcast, but we had this big cabinet at the bottom of my pantry. I mean, like a storage, like a big storage tub almost. And it was like like 10 gallon. Like it was filled to the brim of sweet and low, like sweet and low packets. I don't know why we needed so much sweetenlo in the house. But I remember as a kid, I would go downstairs all the time. I would sneak. I was on my tiptoes. I would sneak. and I would go down there and I would just rip sweet and low packets

for hours and I would leave once I was satiated off the artificial sugar getting satiated off sweet and low is a that is a new low dude who was but that was my thing

like that was would you be on a hot like would you get a little sugar high I don't think so I think I've got tummy aches you were just doing that to go back upstairs flip through your comic books braid your own hair

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Why'd your mom have an industrial, like she robbed a crow. at that point with that much sweet and low. I think she threw a party for 3,000 people. We brought all the sweeten low back. We would steal it from like places, like restaurants. Like my parents were the, the best thieves in the greater Austin area. Like I swear to God, me and my family would go out to eat.

And if there was a plate my mom liked, she's like, that plate's coming home. We had so many restaurant plates. I have never understood, A, understood those people. B, understood just the straight up boldness. To steal? Not like a thing, like a, uh, sort of. salt shaker, they're like, I'm taking the plate that I just ate the enchiladas on.

No, she would get a new plate. She was like, can I have a secondary plate to eat this on? And that plate, that's our home plate. That's coming home with us. She would go out of the way to ask for another plate knowing she's going to steal it. Well, she would say, I like this plate. Obviously, you're not going to put a dirty plate in a Michael Coors bag. You crazy? That's her Michael, that's her MK. Michael Coors in 2008 was like Louis Vuitton. Oh, yeah. Are you crazy? Oh, it was big step.

And so, oh my God, God forbid, there was a good drinking glass, like a good cup. She loved the cups. I mean, you would open our cabinets. Are you like, am I at me casino? We would only have the plastic ones from like Dickie's barbecue. Yes, but those are the ones you're supposed to take. No, we were stealing, like, like good. Are these restaurants not catching on?

Oh, the woman at table 12, she asked for secondary plate. You go back. There's only one plate. Where'd the plate go? Let me not just put that on my mom. I think my dad was probably like the, what? wanted it too. But then I started to get into it at a young age. I was stealing silverware. And then there you go. But I didn't know. The little black sheep of the family.

Careful. Okay. That's nothing to do with your skin. Your own family's black. Except your dad. Yeah. But there's taking plates. They're taking nice cups. Maybe a salt shaker that looks like a rooster. And you go, that was a good fork. I want that fork. I think you'd be surprised how many people steal from restaurants. No, I know. I know it's like, it's not like this underground society, but I've just never understood, like, I get, that is, that baffles me. Hey, can I get a second plate? I'm going to take it. It's so nice.

I'm going to steal your shit right here right now. I was always under the guise of, how do you like, you wipe the enchiladas? Yeah. Completely kill your plate, first off. If you want to steal from restaurant, you got to go in very hungry. Yeah. You can't leave any evidence. You can't leave any food.

Well, I suppose you go into a restaurant hungry. No, but like really, bro, the amount of people that go to restaurants, you used to do this. it, oh my God, you just sparked something. What I used to do? You used to go to restaurants as a group. We would all go. You would eat an eighth of your plate and be like, yeah, it was good, y'all.

It was good. And you would just sit there with us. I couldn't finish food. I think it was a, I couldn't do it. Finish is the, that's a finish line. You're not even sniffing. I'm really sorry. You couldn't even, but you'd have, you taste test.

You buy an $18, $19 meal to taste test it. You go, potato's a little salty. And said, oh, that's actually really good. I'm done. I was like, what do you? My plate's not even out yet. Yeah. That's not bad.

Napkin over it. Yeah. Dude, I don't know what that is. But then I went to the whole other spectrum. I was eating and I started turning to Camp Kennedy to where I was eating other people's plates. I've never gotten to the full point you got to. We're on the way out of the restaurant. You were picking off people's plates.

That, okay. And that's a real fucking story. Like, we were walking out of a restaurant. One time. And camp and like, you know, there's tables that people's. just left and their food's on there like the bus are still haven't come. Camel would be like they haven't touched it yet. Why can't I eat it? Bro, they didn't touch it. It was an unscathed, untouched. You're barbaric.

Cheese fries. That's barbaric. No, it wasn't touched at all. Yeah. If we were on the streets and someone went to Chick-fil-A, they ate their meal and then they dropped their chick-flay bag at the very top of the trash can. And there was an entire number two with pepper jack, unscathed. You would eat that? If we were on the streets, I'd eat a rat. Oh, if we were all in the streets, homeless. Yes. But if you're saying that if we're homeless, I think you would do that just if you're hungry enough now. Now, if I was hungry enough and I physically saw someone go, oh, there's, if he made it known, oh, there's a number two, didn't touch it, throwing it away, I'd get in that trash hand to get it. Yeah. Kim, there has to be a point, bro. I don't think so. I think it's

more impressive that I stay in 10 toes down and I'm not changing who I am. No, that's fine that you're very confident who you are. So we're Nazis. But that doesn't make it right. You know, speaking of... I think we're a bit different, me and the Nazis. I think we're just a tad off. had not a line. Yeah, I'd hope so. Speaking of Nazis and trading cards. What? You pulled, you pulled a hollow Hitler? No, but did you see that a Helen Keller top card just got sold for $3,000 and was signed? Okay, okay. First, first thing that comes to my mind, what set of cards does Helen Keller belong? What collection is that?

Topps is Topps. But, oh, no, no, there's Topps is the brand. Yeah, I don't know. And then it's like, Tops, 25, 26, MBA. Did you just say Survivor Series? Yeah, Survivor Series. That's crazy. That is the wrong point.

We did it again! We did it again! Hellen Kelly, she didn't have to survive anything. That's Anne Frank! Who the f*** is Helen Keller? Now, can we put that down? Like, who is that? Like, writing down.

No, somebody write it down. We need a decal in the news. I know Helen Keller was blind to death, but wasn't she running from people? No, I don't think so she had, Helen Keller had no option. I think, bro, Helen Keller flew a plane. No, she did not. I know that's Amelia Earhart. I know that.

We're not doing a trifecta. And she wrote a book. I know the difference in the bronze. I'm saying she apparently flew. She co-pilot her plane blind deaf. And she wrote a book. Okay, and if you look, look it up, if you look at Helen Keller's top card that just sold, it was an auto. What?

She did not. It was an auto. And you could say, it'll be great pinmanship. Great pit. She said. No, it's, it's not even signed. It's like in just regular, like... Oh, it's not her.

It's fake. It's propaganda. There's no way shot at that. It went through the verification check. What? I mean, what collection is she a part of? Seriously. Look, I'll show you.

Helen Keller. Tops Auto card? What? Who else can you pull from that set? Tops tweeted it. Here, this put this picture on the screen. This is it. Doesn't it look like...

Oh, no. No. Dude. They are up. Dude, this is not, that's not okay. Tops, whoever owns Tops is, they're doing some, they're doing some. What?

What? This looks like my four year, my five year old nephew drew this. This is not, she was blind in death. I understand that. So, like, I get that.

Do a nice picture of her. Don't try to autograph it. It was her. That's super messed up. That's, like, what if, just because she's blinded,

like, I understand that's her fame's from, but why would you mean? make her do penmanship. Bro, Steve. Get a beautiful picture of her. Put her thumbprint some ink. Stop it, that's wrong.

That's wrong. That's wrong. They're thumb her own card. Stop it. That's wrong. That's more right than this. It's wrong because Stevie Wonder was just at the Michael Jackson movie premiere. Yeah.

So should he not go? Should he not go? That's different. How is it different? Because he can hear. He can hear. Yeah. She can write.

She can't see her here, but her hands work. So like, who's to say someone? didn't print out her will and say, I get everything you've ever owned and I'm the beneficiary. Write this, it's your tops auto. Oh, wait, you can't even hear what I'm saying. That's f***ing. You're a bad person. That's not a bad person.

That's me being genuine. I think it makes the card more. It makes it unique as hell. Exactly. So that's why you should want the card more. I'm going to buy that Helen Keller Top card. No, you're not. But that's what I'm saying they're fucking wrong because they're capitalizing on her to flex their

capitalism muscles. First of all, can I answer something before you go. I'm so sorry. Why was she famous? Now, I'm not saying she shouldn't be. I agree. Did she do something? She flew!

What'd she do? She did indeed fly a plane. I told you! She flew. She's by death and she flew a plane. I just flew Delta and nobody has a tops card that is a Delta pilot. What made her famous though? Okay.

Talk to me. Talk to me. In 1994, while on trips to South America, she was given the controls of the plane and flew for about 20 minutes. No, let's wait. The pilot guided her by touch. No, hold on. Let me say this. I mean.

No, they were like on some Wolf of Wall Street. They were like, let's make her do it. That's what I'm saying. They're making her the jester. They're like, oh, go get it. Why are you writing? I'm taking notes. We're deciphering who it is.

Helen Keller, 1994, flew plane 20 minutes. That's what we got so far. Now we still got to get to On Fron. But this is, no, on Fronk was a victim. This is a curse inside of our podcast. So, and to be quite frank, just to be clear, she's famous because she was blind and deaf, and that's it. Was she the first blind person? No.

No. What? The first blind person? Why else would she be famous? You think blind was like a new drop from a plug? There had to be a first of everything. And you think, what's her date of birth? You think the first...

At least 1950. That's like saying, oh, that's like a... That is like if someone was famous and black, you go, were they the first black person? There's got to be first of everything. There had to be a first black person. Blind? Yeah.

It's not the 19. That has let's two generations out. Okay, but you guys... You don't think there's a single black person. I'm not talking about black people. I'm not going to go to black people. I'm talking blind. You said black.

Black and black. Not together, but I'm saying, Stevie Wonder's black and blind. There you go. But you think the first case of blindness was in the 50s? Well, I'm just saying... No.

What else would... What else would Helen Keller be famous for other than being blind to death? Like, I understand she was blind to death and they're saying she did a lot with it. That's just... great. But what was the initial thing that made Helen Keller famous? And so you cannot, you cannot make me feel bad for thinking that she's the first blind person. Blindness goes back to before Christ.

There's blindness? Or she's the first duel? Okay, I agree with you. It might be, because she's the first one that was squared. Like it was like two of them. It was both. She was blind and death. Right. That's just honest as facts. Yes. Blind and death. So, okay, so that's what my thing was, that's why Helen Keller was famous is because she might, in my brain, I thought she was the first blind and person and then what made her like Michael Jackson level of famous was that she was doing all these things she was writing books she was flying plane see that's the part we need to uncover that's why she's a top card but there's a yeah okay now she deserves a tops card I'm saying the auto's a little insensitive in my opinion she wrote it she oh yes she did she did you're

right why is she originally she didn't just spawn into fame that's what we're trying to uncover here no she was the first one so they're like what the what's going on but you don't just she doesn't she doesn't become a household name off of being blinded I'm sorry. She became a household name because she was great and she did a lot of things. Who was that first news crew to pull up on her? Who's the first people to discover? I don't know who the scooter brawn of blind to death people are. I don't know.

I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. We need to go to the conception of her fame. Is there anything else? Yeah, give me more Helen Keller stats. I mean, she was born, first of all, you were wildly mistaken in 1880. She might have been the first.

There we go. Now she's getting, her case is going up. She's definitely not the first blind. But you know, genuinely. Like, we've Googled it, and she was known for just being blind to death. Some fun facts. Mark Twain was her friend. She was friends with Mark Twain. That's how old she is.

Mark Twain hit the hard R in that one book, didn't he? And then she learned to hear from music, apparently. Okay. You know what? No, no, no. State your sentence again. Yeah. State your sentence.

She learned to what? Say it again clearly. Well, like, she learned to hear music. Like, learn to hear from music. Like, you're saying. that she learned to hear from music. So now, okay. Yeah, Helen Keller's stats are absurd right now.

She was the first blind and deaf person. Yeah. She wrote a book. Yeah. She flew a plane. Yeah. She was the first blind and deaf person with the tops guard. Yep.

And she then learned to hear. Yeah. So she gained it? Yeah. She's the first deaf person to learn to hear. This is a thing that happened? She deserves, she deserves the greatest. Yeah.

Last unique thing, similar to us with you, Payton. She could actually tell her friends apart by their smell. And she had the gnaws of a great day, of a bastard hound. That's normally something that happens. Oh, yeah, that's obvious. But, I mean, this whole segment, I mean, I'm not going to lie. I gained more respect for Helen Keller. I did after this.

To be honest. Is there a Helen Keller Museum? If there is, we have. Oh, I would love to go. I would love to, I would love to, I would love to figure. figure that lore out. And Anne Frank, now she was fully, we had 2020. Now, Anne Frank, Anne Frank could see and here, I believe. That's why she was graded the. Yes. Thank you. So she, I think. And she made it out all right. She, yeah, and she wrote a book or a journal, that's all

Anne Frank. That's all Anne Frank. She wrote a journal. She hid from you know who and she did grade it and she survived. Well, that's fantastic. But okay, well, the history with YSK, put the board up. There you go. And we can leave that in here. Honestly, in the next studio, we're just going to have a picture of Helen Kellynne. It's going to be up somewhere. And a picture of On Franca, we're going to have all their stats listed on her. So every time we come into work, we can see the difference. We might have to throw Amelia in there because we keep trying to lob her in there for

Amelia. Amelia Earhart. I thought that was Helen Keller the whole time. Dude, it won't end. Amelia Earhart could see, she could hear. She flew. I think it was over the Atlantic. Over the Pacific.

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Go to Shopify.com slash YSK. That's Shopify.com slash YSK. Now on to the rest of the episode. I saw a cool thing though, that speaking of cool things is all this is really cool. and stuff that just when you hear about it, doesn't make sense. But did you hear about the kidnapped dogs that escaped in China?

Dude. I'm going to start, I think I'm going to take legal action to question your sources. I'm going to start doing deep dives into your metadata. It's that hot British dude that does the news. Now it's a hot Brit. What's his name?

Dylan or Ethan or something like that on TikTok. So I watch his stuff. To hell with Ethan. There was kidnapped dogs that got away. Yeah. So now I only watch this video once, but this is what I heard. So there is a group of like 17 kidnapped dogs in China and they were getting transported to essentially what would be like a meat place, right? It's not funny, man.

These dogs are victims. Huh? Yeah, but I didn't want to say the word. Yeah. A meat packing place. Yeah. But the story is a good ending. The story is a good ending.

I'd love to hear it. So there are 17 dogs that were kidnapped from their home. So basically they would go to these people's houses. They would kidnap the dogs and they would take them on a truck to this meat pack. I don't know what's funny. That's not funny, bro. You're going to get canceled this episode, bro. I thought they were strays on the street.

People are breaking into homes and stealing their dog. Yeah, they're just taking. I don't know, in the homes or outside those, but they're going to these neighborhoods. Like, they're just taking dogs. They're kidnapping. You can't kidnap a free dog. No, but this is a, this is a, this is a very dog. villain we're working with. I thought this was like the whole industry because they have like a like a place. They're taking them to like a factory.

Allegedly this is what the news story is. Can I get to the news story? It's not funny. These are victim dogs. Oh, they're victim dogs. And so basically like 17 dogs were kidnapped right and they were taken on this truck like 10 miles out. On the journey 10 miles out the 17 dogs escaped from the truck. There's video of this. There's video. There's video. The 17 dogs escape from the truck. They jump out on the. side of the highway. Now it's not just all one breed of dog. Like there's not just German shepherds, right? Yes. There was a German shepherd, but then there was also a corgi, and the corgi was the leader of the escape. Yeah, he was. Shout out corgis. And so these dogs jumped off the truck on a busy highway, and there's video of them, like just a pack of dogs

and they're like this. They walked 10 miles back to their original homes with no help. A bunch of these people tried to stop on the side of the road to help the dogs and they were like, nope, we're not getting in no more trucks. And they escaped and went back home. So that's a feel good story. Those dogs deserve a doggy medal of honor. A doggy purple heart. First off, that corgi in there, that corgi was probably dropping some game. It's always the little one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I got it up here. Big guy, you're the muscles. I need you to hit that lock. When he hits the lock, you get ready to parachute those big ears. We're all going to get out safely. We're going to circle back. Yeah. Bro. It's beautiful thing. There literally could be a film about that.

Now, it could be like a Pixar movie, but obviously different circumstances, like, which one? I said there could be a Pixar movie about that, but obviously different circumstances. Like, they got taken and they were about to go to the doggy pound. The doggy villain, yeah. The doggy pound. We're going to take all the dogs. Oh, dude. Yeah, now the laughing came from pure shock.

No, you're going to get canceled. I mean, there's a lot of stuff to say, see all a lot of jump cuts this episode. I'm not. Everybody points to who it's for. That's complete. That's, hey, that's fine. I'm being honest. Speaking of things that are cool

that I also might not subscribe to, have you seen there's a death clock? A death clock? There's an alarm clock that accompanies, I'm going to show this to you, and C.J. will put this on the screen. There is an alarm clock called the death clock. So basically you put in your age

and then it tells you when you're going to die? And it's on pre-order right now. This is an app. Oh, no, it's a pre-order. Oh, no, no, it's a physical. It's on pre-order. Explain this to me. How does it work?

So, perfect. How it works, we got it to FACU. It starts with questions. Answer a few questions, basically about your age, all these certain things about your physical. And then you simply hit go. You hit the red button. And it starts your countdown to what you're going to die.

I do not want that. I do not want that. I mean, that is actually the most terrifying thing. Like, that's the number one thing I don't want to know in my life is when I'm going to perish. That's what I said, who in there? Who, like, first off, I don't believe that there's absolutely no science behind it. Well, you can't actually, too.

This is all pseudoscience, fake. Yeah. But why are you selling this? Because people will buy it. People will love that kind of stuff. That's why they go to mediums and, like, the psychics to see whenever, like. Those, that's, that's the target audience? What?

I thought, who the hell in their right mind would buy a death clock? No one in here'd buy a death clock. Robbie would. You would buy a death clock. You, you know, like, have you heard Robbie on the Patreon exclusives? Yeah, but that's, okay, yeah. Do you do, no. Yeah.

He's into some weird stuff. You're a target customer. I don't know what that means. That is not motivation. But then you can hit the gray button to switch back to your regular clock. It shows you, oh, it's 6.32 in the afternoon. Imagine that, hold on. Imagine that.

You're like, uh, 6.30 p.m. okay. Hope. I got 120 days. Oh, seriously. It's like, why don't even look at the regular clock if you know what your time is going to be? Like my, why, I feel like if I knew when I was going to die. First off, the first thing I would do. Oh, it's so scary. I don't like that.

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? Oh my God, that's like the most anxiety-ridden question of all time. We have to answer it. I mean, I know my answer for a fact. I know my answer for a fact. When? 100% win. 100% win.

Yeah. Wait, what did I say? You said when? Yeah, 100% win because if I know how, like, say it's in a car, God forbid, like I'll never want to get in a car. Exactly. Like every time I'm in a car, I'll be so nervous. Exactly.

And if say this answer comes from God or whatever, it's foolproof, right? then there's no denying. You can be like, oh, I'm never getting a car the rest of my life. You're still going to die by a car. Yeah, dude, oh, my God. You might be walking to something like that is, that's terrible. I'd much rather know when. Like you're in your living room and then a car just comes to go,

eh, eh, and you go, what the hell? Yeah, it's definitely. If I knew I had like 50, 60 more years left, then yeah, I can really consolidate my time and start making wise business decisions. Exactly. I can start saving a lot less or a lot more or whatever I need to do. I'm not even going to lie.

Now, if I got the win, okay, let's roll for you this. This is so sad. This is like gives me anxiety. Is it really? We can stop if you need to. No, it's okay. But you know, actually before you do that, I just got a note from a producer off camera that the death clock that you were talking about, if you unplug it, it still ticks.

That's what I was going to get to. It's like once it sets, it never stops. It's just like a, think of the same mechanics in like a clock. Yeah. It just never stops. Those might get, obviously they'll go off on, I mean, that's battery, but some are sun powered. It's like, that's, it's genuinely creepy.

It's like some black meat. It's like that one movie. That one movie came out where all it was, I don't know if it was Tooby. I don't know, I don't know. Shout to Tubby. I don't remember I watched it, but it's a friend group. They're at this party. They all download an app.

And it's essentially death clock. They all download an app and it just randomly says, oh, you have 40, 40 years and 18 days left. And one girl got, like, you have two days left. And the whole friend group, like their heart dropped and they were trying to figure it out. And she was like, what do you mean I have two days? It's wrong. Try to uninstall. I redo it.

It said you have two days. Oh my God, I would ring myself dry If I knew I had two days I would be put up like a wet washcloth Like hung dry and wet like I would just be nasty I mean there would be no more That's okay now start shooting it out that doesn't even come out there Like how much?

Oh my God Oh no Oh I'd have to Oh yeah two days But that's what I was going to roll play you with Oh Say we walk into this place We walk to death

death clock incorporated the hand us our envelope okay now this is gonna suck I get mine I'm like alright let's open at the same time you know you go first

because you're your anxiety written right I open mine whatever 50 53 years and some change okay I go your turn you open yours and it says

four months God that's so sad that is so sad that's why I would never ever ever do some like this yeah honestly it actually makes me

uncomfortable But so at first I thought I was getting, I thought I was getting God, Grandpa's being an unc. Yeah, yeah. This is a real pre-order. Like you can genuinely pre-re-re-re- Please don't buy that. Oh, hell no. Not you.

I'm saying like the audience, yeah. Do not buy that. Like, that's awful. Like, why would you- And they're also developing a prototype to where the, the clock rusts with you as your time goes throughout the years. That part's kind of sick. You look over, you're feeling great. You just look over your dark brown.

You go, oh, no, you hit the great button. It says, one year, you're like, oh. No, I would not. It's actually creeping me out. I hate that. I hate that so much. That bracelet's so sick. It reminds me, thank you.

See, like, it looks cool, too. I'm starting to lean into it. It's like Ben 10. Yeah. It's like Ben 10. You're just like, this is cooler than Ben 10. You wish you were, what is that faint?

What is this? It's just how you hold these up. No, it's not. I'm going to go get another one today. You are? Yeah. What if you hit the ultra rare? Oh, excuse me?

What if you hit the ultra rare? I'm wearing it. See, bro, that like, But it's not. But it's not. But it's not like a top card, like an auto, numbered auto, like a numbered auto, like a number of Helen Keller. Yeah, it's not.

Prismatic Rare Helen Keller is crazy. I would buy that. No, after- No, I'm gonna, no, I'm gonna buy that. No, no, whoever sold that low balder badly, three bands, we just figured out she was deaf and she learned how to hear again. She flew a plane, she wrote books. I'm actually see if that's up for sale. That is a, if you bought a Helen Keller tops, if you bought that right now.

I'm gonna buy it right now, actually. I'm gonna buy it right now. If it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. I swear I will. He's buying a prismatic rare tops Helen Keller auto card. I'm buying an autographed Helen Keller's top card right now. Watch this. I'm going to buy it.

It was part of the American Heritage Series. They had Martin Luther King Jr., Abraham Lincoln. Well, see, now you say that, and I'm going to look crazy for not buying MLKs. Oh, if I get my hands on that MLK, woo. It's a one-of-one Helen Keller cut signature card from 2025, Transcendant Baseball, sold on eBay for $3.5,000. The card is a part of Top's expanding cut signature subset that include celebrities like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Weird place to be put in. It cannot be a part of the same collection as there was only one of this card in existence making resale pricing impossible to predict.

Wait, so it's not for sale. Oh no, whoever got it? They're not selling it. It's a one of one. Somebody said, was this a blind or silent auction? I mean, I mean the internet, dude, comment section is where whoever bought the Helen Keller top card please DME on Instagram at the Peyton Hardin and I will buy this from you. Please, I want to buy it. It's me. It's right here, $250,000. What do you say?

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One more time, RocketMoney.com slash YSK. Now on to the rest of the episode. Um, speaking of childhood stuff, I've been really, I never grew up flossing my teeth. Like never. I never grew up flossing my teeth. You'd never fly. You didn't even have like the cool flosses where you put it like super far and then whip it off? I had good parents. I had them. I didn't use it. Big difference. Yeah. And I super gap teeth so I could just really go and get everything out I needed. Oh my God. But, um, I started getting into flossing my teeth recently. There you go. Like I'm really into it. Like I kind of enjoy it.

I love how you're learning like new. to you things, but it's like something as simple as flossing. Yeah. Brushing two times a day. Well, I still don't do two times a day. One time a day, it's at night. It's like a nightcap. It's like my nightly routine.

That pisses me off so much every time you say that. Why do you not brush your teeth in the morning? It's not your business. Because I don't like the taste of my energy drinks with the toothpaste. It ruins it. Like the first thing that touches my mouth is it'd be pure like adrenaline. Have this question for you about flossing. Okay.

Since I'm new into flossing. Yes, novice, rookie. Do you floss your teeth before you brush them or after you brush them? Oh, 100% of floss before type of gal. No, sir. No, sir. I got to floss after. Why in the hell would you floss after?

Why would you floss after? Because it's like brushing by itself is just a chore, right? Getting yourself to that sink every night is, I mean, that's awful. It's not a chore. Yes, it is. It's hygiene. And it hurts my shoulder. So I'm in there brushing, right?

And then so after I brush, I'm like, okay, I did it. now I deserve a treat. It's like always you think you got everything, but you don't. So whenever you floss, you get that nice piece of ground beef that's been sitting in there all day, and you just get to eat that because you thought your eating was done for the day. Okay, so you're an absolute Neanderthal that's disgusting and terrible, terrible practice. You floss before. Why?

To where you get all that shit, your seasoned ground beefs, your little rice crispy, whatever the hell. You get it all out. Then when you brush, you are properly cleaning all the surface area that's not hidden by seasoned ground beef. No, if you floss before, then the blood just mixes in with a toothpaste. Dude, you need, you don't, you're not flossing enough. You don't bleed? No, if you go a month without flossing. What about 26 years?

It probably looks like a murder scene in there. Oh, Cam. Oh, Sarah came into the bathroom one time. She goes, oh my God, what happened? What happened, babe? She's like, where did you get stabbed? Where is it? Where's the knife?

You go, no, it's right here. It's like pouring out of your mouth. Yeah, yeah. That's why I don't like, that's why I don't like flossing before I brush my teeth, because then, because I love the taste of my toothpaste. I have the Disney Princess one. But that doesn't matter. Yes, it does because now it tastes like pennies.

Okay, okay. This is a piece of debris, right? Say that my chest is my teeth. So weird. My chest is my teeth. Here's some seasoned beef. You're brushing, right? Brushy brush, brush you brush.

Okay, you're done brushing. Then you decide to go, oh. So what happens to all that? It might be very tiny. That's how it happens. Gingervitis, you nasty? That's how it happens. I got stage four gingeritis at this point.

You can't live like that. Now, the correct method, my method, hopefully majority of people watching, you floss, everything's exposed, then you go brushy, brush, brush, and everything gets clean. No, I'm saying what you pick out of your teeth

after brushing is what makes brushing worth it. You're like, oh my God, I was still hungry, I got a piece of corn. Peyton, you are 27 years old. You don't need, nor do you. deserve a treat or a prize for brushing your teeth. I'm a kid at heart. You don't deserve anything, let alone old season ground beef

from your own mouth after brushing. You're tripping. I mean, I have this piece in my back tooth right now that I can't wait to see at 10 p.m. tonight. I mean, I can't wait to talk to it. Right? I play with it all day and I say, you're gonna get it later. You know what I mean?

I'm gonna get that little slater. Yeah, and I'm new to brushing, and I didn't know that this was, you're not new to brushing. I'm new to flossing and I didn't know this you're supposed to do this either i have those um toothpick ones like the plastic ones yeah i didn't know you weren't supposed to use a different one for every tooth and i swear to god i do this i have a picture of it i got and sarah took this picture because she was like why is all this

floss on the counter i was like because i'm starting to floss babe and she was like why is there so much and i said because i use a different floss for every tooth because i thought it was nasty because i thought it was just a transfer of power it's floss It's not medicated. It's not a... Yeah, see a look. This man really used. What is that?

Six? You were... How many back teeth or bottom teeth I have? Our top teeth. Because I don't floss in between here because I can just suck that out. Dude, you're a goblin. What do you mean you can suck it out?

Because as a former gapper right here, I still have a little bit of a gap and there's enough in there for wind so I can just go... And I'm like, ooh, good. Dude, I saw it, dude, literally last night, Liv's dad? Mm-hmm.

lost his teeth with a piece of mail on FaceTime. Oh yeah, you gotta do that. Male. He literally took a piece of mail. He went like this. Yeah. I mean, even saying that out loud, it might, it's like nails on a chalkboard.

A good corner of a piece of paper is so good. Or a fingernail you get in there because it's sharp and it can dig in. Oh, I can do that right now. Dude, sometimes I like to scratch my gums, dude. Oh, dude, if I could get my nails and if I had enough lip flexibility. That's called an infection. Gingeritis. plaque, tartar!

You have nasty mouth! You've swamp mouth! You just said you like to itch your gums! No one else's gums itch? Itching your gums? What do you have, what do you have psoriasis? No, like every day I'm like, oh, I could really get in there like a... Like a look of a back scratcher.

If they had a tooth scratcher... Payton, if I even touched a nail to my gum, it is sensitive enough to where I want to go, ouch! Oh no, I have... Owie! And you're over here getting in there? I have calloused gums. Oh my god, dude. I'd hate to be your...

dentist. I don't have a dentist. I'd refuse you. We have the right to not serve anybody. You'd be my first one. I'd go, I can't do that. Oh, they'd make a ticket off of me. Are you crazy? They'd love to have me. There's so many problems. They'd be like, oh, go get the anesthesia. We're going to put you under. We're going to fix it all. One fail swoop. You wake up a $40,000 ticket. I hate the dentist. I'm not going. Oh, do you have to go to the dentist? That's the same thing is getting the bull. And when you get past 40, it's the same thing. I'm fine with that. You can get there now if you get. I don't care. I'm more open about my bottle than my mouth. I mean, you could play around in there.

You could pick a camera in there. I don't care. A camera. Yeah. Well, that's what they do for bolinoscopies, right? Why did you look at Dario after it? You said, you said, you said, you got you. Why did you look at Dario?

You said, Bolidosopies. What are you talking about? What? He did it, not me. I'm shedding light. I didn't throw up a B. No, you didn't throw up the set, but you said, that's what they do for bolinosopies, right?

He looked over there all crooked. Bro. That's funny, man. You have to go. Oh, my God. Speaking of new things. Yeah. This is a real new thing.

You know the WMBA got their version of Wimby? Brittany? Britney's back? Oh, puts Britney to shame. Really? This young woman is named Hong Wu. I think I said it right. She stands at 6'11.

Why are you laughing? What are you laughing for? Her name's Hong Wu or Hong Zoo. Hun... Somebody's got a laptop. Yeah, look it up for me. I believe it's Han. You sit her in 611.

HUNA. No, it's not. I go, oh, that's right. It's Chebacca. I don't know. I'm just kidding. No, Hunwu. Hunzu.

Okay, anyway. Bro. She is, she is the whimby. She's on Britney Griner. Really? How tall is she? 6.11 for, that's literally equivalent to like 7.4. Brittany Griner was massive.

She was 6.8. Did they just have a draft? I know they play like four games. It's preseason. She's 611. She had 20. Yeah, I mean, and you wonder why. I mean, it's a rough time.

It really is. How many games? You played 28. games in the summer when no one's at a TV. Well, I think, I think the NBA should lessen their games too, but 28 games is absolutely. Yeah, I mean, it's like, Drive Nation's going to play more than that. What are we doing? It's Han Shu. Hunshu.

Han Shu, yeah, XU is the last name, right? XU. Something like that. Hungzhu. Okay, hungu. There you go. Are you, are you just 100% better? I'm just saying, at least give her the respect.

You don't know if that's right. You don't know if it's you. If it's XU, it's Zhu. I took Cheney. What the? What the f***? What did you say, Daryos? What did you ever name dropped like that?

So, it's, so it's you. Dario, fuck you. Yeah, honestly. Hidden alias, 007. This motherfucker comes into every day with some new info. Like, be somebody. Literally, have dignity, backbone maybe. Just stick to Daryl.

Drop the whole Stephen act. Drop the Zodiac. Drop all that. Sounds good. Yeah. Okay, so tell me about Hung Zhu. 6-11, formidable, right? Big, strong.

22 minutes, 20 points. I believe off the bench, pre-season action. But here's the best part. When you hear 6-11 WMBA, you think what? She's catching it down low, dirty work's done early, bow to the nose, I'm going up. She's catching and turning at the room. She's hitting mellow, like, mid-post work?

No, she has no mid-post bag. I'm talking post. She meets the ball with one hand, catches it, reverse pivot straight to the fade. Where'd she come from? With touch, no clue. She's a rookie? She's a rookie?

I believe so. Six. And so, wait, if she just got, wait, if they're, if this, wait, hold on, backtrack. They're in the draft right now. They're in preseason. I think the draft, yeah, that's another thing, dude. I mean, there's, like, this is incredible. That's literally March Madness of Women's ends.

You got two weeks till you're drafted. You got two weeks till preseason. Then you start your first year. So she came from my mind is just shit. So she's a rookie. I believe. How old is hungs you? Yeah, how old is hungs you?

26. Is she a rookie? She's not a rookie. She's 26. That's not true. Arvias Sabonis was a rookie at like 33. I think he fled a war, but I don't know, but outside of that, but he was, he was a rookie at like a five-year career. Literally, rookie to retirement, five years. Unbelievable. No, yeah, she played back in 2019. Played where? She got drafted. In 2019? Oh my gosh, so she's not a rookie, but she's back. She had a hiatus. Did she have a hiatus? Did she do like a seven-year sabbatical? drafted 14th overall in the 2019 WNB draft. And what league was that? The WNB? WNBA draft. She played for Liberty in 2019. Yes, she did.

2022 and 2023 with a breakout 2022 season after returning from a two-year hiatus due to COVID. Oh, so she had a – oh, she got sick. Yeah. Okay. Well, okay. Nice. I got a question. I got a question.

She grew. Yeah, hell yeah. She was drafted at six. was drafted at 6-9. She's now 6-11. And she's, I'm talking that two-year I-8 is, she didn't go over there and just watch sitcoms. She's put in work. I mean, she is skilled. No, I'm not kidding. Post, fades, shimmy, right-should, left shoulder. This episode is brought to you by GLD. I'm obsessed with GLD, Kim. Let's be real. Buy men's jewelry used to be a night. A. Mere was low-quality junk that you couldn't be proud of.

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What? What did you say? Stop walking past a tree. How fuck walks past trees? I'm a grown man. I'm a grown man walking past a tree. If you walk outside, you're probably going to pass a tree. Trees are more scarce than you think.

Not really. Not where we live. A lot of concrete. A lot of trees. Name one tree. in my neighborhood. Are you out of your mind? Do we have trees in our neighborhood? Yes. I don't have a tree in the- Like in your front yard, your neighbor's front yard. I have two trees in my backyard So think about that you own two trees and you just thought there was none in your whole neighborhood

Technically, right? Okay, I've been walking past the tree. Okay Trees are anomalies to me like the whole science of a tree is fantastic. Okay, what do you mean? Because trees are plants, correct? Yes. But if, like, my girlfriend loves plants. And so she buys plants and she, like, loves watering them and taking care of them. You got to put all these specific rules on plants, right? And sunlight, certain water.

You don't want to drown it. Draming your plants. Exactly. But if trees are plants, why do you not have to put in any work when taking care of a tree? Because they're elite. That's what I'm saying. They're like the grand sages of the forest. How do trees live so long?

How do trees live at all if you don't have to water them, feed them, take care of them, put them in sunlight? Pete, first off, it's a tree. Which is a plant. Yes, but it does a lot of its work by itself. And yeah, you don't go out there with a pot of water. Exactly. So how's it hydrated? Anytime it rains.

Anytime it rains, water hits the tree. So if I were to put a plant outside right next to my tree, the plant would die. Because plants are tiny. Plants are very ridiculous. I've had big plants. I've had big plants. Not the size of an oak. There's little trees.

You have not had big plants that are comparable to a tree. There are plants the same size as trees. I didn't say there was it. Open your ears. I said, you don't own them. But I'm saying, but you're saying because it's so big, it takes care of itself. Size doesn't matter. It's about the motion of the ocean.

You know about that, right? Yeah, I do. I'm a bit heavy subscriber to size doesn't matter. Motion in the ocean. Yeah. Motion of the boat. The boat. And should be two minutes.

I said, get and get out. Get done. I'm just kidding. Okay, explain that science to me. Bro. A tree. Okay. That's like saying,

why do we got to take care of dogs and dogs are dying the street? But if a hippo is out there, it's a hippopotamus. That's not true. That's completely different. They're the same thing. They're both animals, right? Some are really big. Like,

you just said size doesn't matter because if you get a small tree and a big plant. It doesn't matter. You said that. But you just said that. Trees don't need manicuring and take. Why though, that's my question. The science of a tree is phenomenal. Plants and trees both have roots, right?

Yes. Plants and trees both need sunlight, right? Yes. Plants and trees both need water. Yes. Then why the f***es does a tree not need a person? What? That's like saying humans and babies.

Humans and babies have skin, right? Yes, it's a super different version of it. A baby tree still doesn't need a person. Because it's a tree, it's gonna grow into it. There, some plants, some plants that you do too much water, it drowns. It's too sensitive. You can do that all you want. Why is it?

You look hideous. You were absolutely idiots. What the fuck? Bro, a tree is on its own. It's big, it's root system. If you shut up and let me rip... I mean, you can speak to me without speaking to me like that. You can speak to me without destroying the set or without interrupting me.

And you know... I didn't interrupting. Holy shit. Did not interrupt. I interrupted? You want to put your bare on the line that there wasn't a singular interruption. I interrupted? You want to put your tiger striped on the line that you didn't interrupt me. Oh, put it on the line. Oh, oh. I don't hear go in. I mean that it's so dark. Pull it out. No, no, no, no, don't put it back now. Don't put it back now.

Coward? You know she jumped at her desk. Oh yeah. No. She definitely went, oh, ow! Yeah, sorry. Okay, listen without being so emotional. Okay, but don't say, dude, oh my God, but the way the answers work, though, the way answers work, sometimes it takes a little bit to get to it.

I'm going to try my hardest to put it just quick. Yes, yes, yes, yes, this is, but you say, okay, but I- I go for one thing, you go, no, but you're changing pants. They both you water, buffy sunlight. Why don't it both need a person? But the thing is, I debunk a point, and then he says the same point, like we're supposed to just scrape past it. No, I debunk that, so stop saying it.

What the hell? How hell are you debunking? You said you have a defense. You said trees are big and plant your needle. Because I've debunked it because it does not matter. Size doesn't matter, but you keep going back to it. So I want you to say what you're going to say without saying it. How does that work?

Say what you're going to say without saying that. Okay. A tree is large enough, not about size. It is large enough. It is self-sustained. Hey, I didn't- You just said size, didn't he? Oh my God.

Oh my God. And I literally said, let me go. I said, let me keep going. I said, let me keep going. Okay, without size, a tree is self-sustained enough. And hey, I don't know if there was a gap in our friendship. I didn't go to four years of botany. I don't know the scientific terms.

So stop. Oh, I didn't interrupt you at all. I was six words into my explanation, he interrupted me. Because you broke your rule. Did he say size? Philly own chance. Did he say size again?

That's what you're doing. Bally on pets! That's what you broke the rule. There's not a rule. You're not God and you're not my death. There's not a rule. I want to explain it and you're not letting me. Wait, okay, don't use a point that we've already debunked.

Stop saying size. Dude, what are you, why do you think you've debunked to anything? Because he just said, no, I'm going over here. Because he just said, turn. Don't sit on my desk, that's about to snap right down the middle. Don't snap my desk. Because you, because you just, because, listen to me, because you just said that size didn't matter.

You said that. You said the size does not make the maintenance different, right? You said that. Because you said there's little trees. And they still only people. I argued against that. Against that. Okay, what's your argument then?

Some idiot-bitty-made plants need like four ounces of water and eight hours of sunlight. Okay, my response is, what about a little bitty-made tree? Because it's a baby tree. It's going to be huge. That plant is only going to grow to a foot-long little ficus to make you feel like you're in a Tai Chi garden when you do your desk work from home. But the answer is they both need to grow. So why does one need to grow by itself? If they're both small.

That's the question. Because one is going to be a great mountain of a tree. Do you think trees don't need people? They're trees. They are foundation. These little sh-made plants that give you your baby cherry tomatoes, they're very sensitive. You can drown it.

It's in a little pot. A tree's root system is impeccable. They can withstand tornadoes and hurricanes sometimes. Are you fucking bloods? Are you stupid? Like genuinely, look at yourself. Look at yourself. Ask yourself, am I dumb?

Am I dumb? Yeah. Answers no. How do you think I'm dumb? How do you think I'm dumb? Every plant you own is plastic and it's from IKEA. It was made in Switzerland. You don't own a real plant.

You insensitive. Do not talk about my plants like that. If anything is, if any plant you own is real, it is from Sarah. Absolutely. Back to the stupidity. What did I just say? What did I say that makes me stupid? What did I say that makes me stupid?

What did I say that makes me stupid? I'd love to hear that. Who called him stupid? What? What are you talking about? I'm talking about... Dude, fuck this. You just made me look at my own chest and ask you if I'm an idiot.

You did that. Oh. Oh my God. Look at that. That's from our ground. That looks like an accident. See that girl? On Patreon exclusive, I'll play that for you.

Oh. Well, we never got the answer to that. For any of my... And you know what's weird? to see across the street from my house. I'm dripping. There's a place called a nursery. And I was like,

hey, Sarah, I'm thinking about going to doing charity at the nursery across the street for like the old people. And then I went over there, not an old person in sight. It's nothing but plants. I didn't know a plant home was called a nursery.

And I guess, guess what, there wasn't in there. Not a single tree. Because trees are Gucci on their own. That's what, yeah, I wasn't arguing that. Trees are Gucci. You're not going to see it. Robbie, Robbie, was I, was I arguing that at all?

No, no, no, you were saying, I'm going to be honest, boys, I think we've lost the plot somewhere. Yes, because of him. It's because of him. Yes or no, did you bring up my girlfriend? What the fuck? Dude, you are, you are, this is rage bait. Why do you keep doing that thing to Terry L? I'm not even looking at Dario.

No, honestly, Friero. Honestly. Like, what are you talking about? You keep saying jokes and then you look at him. What joke? I don't know what you're doing this? Ha ha-ha-ha-ass. You, I'm not fucking talking about jokes.

Move on. Move on. Okay, no, no. Okay. We're over here talking about trees in the study of that. I have to bring something up. Yeah. Have you seen the commercials for the Gatorade lower sugar?

Gatorade lower sugar? Isn't it just Gatorade zero? Oh, no, no. They're making a thing called Gatorade lower sugar or less sugar. It's 75% less sugar. So still sugar? Yeah. So you're just making a low sugar version.

That's so stupid. That's dumb because they already have a zero version. That's like making a Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper zero, and then a Dr. Pepper 1. Why are you doing? That's terrible. Is that the one that Anthony Davis and all? Not Anthony Davis, but Edwards. That's good.

I think CC's on the commercial. C.C.? C. C. C. C. I think she has a Gatorade of you think of. I was thinking about Sabathia.

Cici Sabathia? You never played baseball a day in your life? You go to see, that's good ball knowledge. No, I couldn't tell you what C.C. Zabathia did or looks like. I just know the name. Off of his name alone. What's his ethnicity? Not too far off.

What is he? I think he was either Dominican or Cuban. Oh, okay. Cool. It was a black man. The gatorade. I think it makes sense because it's for post-workout. You get replenishment of electrolytes.

What word? Say that again? You get what? Replishment of electrolytes. You get replenishment of electrolytes And then also it's good post-workout To have an insulin spike So it's good to have some sugar post-workout

Okay, so then why not get the regular Gatorade? Hey, who brought Dr. Mike on the fucking podcast? Like, who the fuck? Did, honestly, look at you, look at each other Both of y'all I mean, I like, what the fuck you all? Like, he speaks Mandarin. I mean, he went to insulin school.

I did three years in computer engineering Just let me pull up the fact about Hong Shrew real quick. Oh, all of a sudden it's taking me two minutes just to get her age. I mean, I, I, you know her name, you know her name, you know her native tongue, but you can't look up her age in less than 10 seconds.

Jesus Christ, and then you, actually, okay, with the actually thing, if you get, if you can't get your hands on some, on some gummy bears, which has Dextros, which is really good for the post-workout recovery, you might as well grab the Gatorade lower sugar. I mean, an insulin spike is, I mean, it's absolutely gonna fill in your glycogen cells

and you're gonna be fantastic and well rested. Yeah. And you said the name right. Dude, there's nothing like this feeling I'm having right now. Who are you looking at? Just blank space. I lost it. There's nothing like that.

There's nothing like that. That's better than nothing. Oh, oh my God. When you get lost in a spot. Like lost in the fabric of time? Yeah, and you're kind of just sitting there

and then you feel that little like that weird tension in the back of your eye socket. I mean, there's nothing better, man. I try to chase it sometimes, but then it kicks you back into gear. You know what else is a weird feeling

I really like? Holding on to a poop. Just holding on. Now, sometimes. Just feeling that one of, like trying to breach the port. Oh, yeah. He's like this.

Who's in there? Open up! And you're just, I mean, you're just on the back side, you're just holding eggs, repairing window, zombies. You're just in the repairing window. He's like this coming out the hole, look, dude. He's, he's just knocking on that front doorway. And he's like, this knocks. Yeah, it's like sinners.

Like, he's like, don't let that. You know what I mean? You got to let him in, dude. Now you're, I've never seen that movie. I need to watch it. You haven't seen Michael B. Jordan. No. It's one of those things when something, get after it in that scene.

See, you're so like... No, it was very talking about in pop culture. You're so freaky, bro. You're so freaky. No, because she's the wife of Josh Allen, and people literally ask him, was like, what do you think about... Because they have, okay, their actors are professional. Exactly. Spoiler, but she spits in his mouth. Stop talking, I wouldn't want to want to see it.

Oh, then you're still going to watch it. I got it on my server. Yeah, but Cam's so freaky. I logged into his HBO Max. He's, he only has watched the second season of Euphoria because he heard about the Sydney Sweetie thing. That is not true at all. First season says unwatched.

Second season, he's caught up. I didn't even know where Euphoria is stream dead. I've never seen the show. You're like, I just look it up on Twitter, the good scenes. That's a lie. I saw the first probably like 15 minutes of Euphoria. I saw three flaccid penises and I turned the show off. This episode is brought to you by Ridge.

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I genuinely think you are probably dumber than most American high schoolers. And we're going to, you know, no, no, no, we're going to put that to the test right now. I'm going to give you a GED test. Okay. I'm going to give you a GED test. GED. I got my GED. You got a GED.

You didn't graduate high school? No, I did. Then you got a diploma. You got a diploma, not a GED. The general education diploma. That's not what GED stands for. But it sounded good. All right.

We're getting straight into it. So this is high school level questions. Am I a freshman or a senior? I mean, this is, why does that matter? Because junior year was the hardest. That's a fact, though. Junior year sucks.

It was science. It was a biology. No, God, no. It was APS history. Who took AP? Dude, you. I took APS history. I took AP and B.

Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you nuts? AP. So, okay, this broke it down, actually. I just went to the first website. This broke it down. Real life math, practical knowledge, logic, stuff you learn to school voc. Oh, we got categories. Come on. Let's go. If something is 25% off of $80, what's the final price? No. I'm not doing that. No, I'm not doing that.

What do you mean, no? That's not math. I mean, yeah, it is. That's not high school. That's real life. They didn't teach me. They didn't teach me percentages in high school. Payton. They didn't teach me that. If something's 25% off of $80, what's the final price? Why are you using your cat? You don't get a calculator.

That's not a TI-84. That's not a TI-84. 80 times 0.25. It's $20. Okay, so what's your final price? $20. Payton, if something's 25% off of something that's $80. I'm not getting a joke.

If something, there's no... You're the joke. You're the joke. You're grown-ass man. You are the joke. We're making fun of you. If something's... 25% off of something that costs $80.

What's the final price? It's not 20. It's not 20. P. Oh, my God. 60. Thank you. Oh, man.

Oh, oh, oh, because the paper's going to grow a face and talk to you. Oh, don't worry, guy. We'll get you through this. See, that's what it will always help you in that room. That would always get me in math if there was like multiple choice. And then the first thing I got on my calculator was that 20. I'd circle that 20 and move the. Okay.

Okay, last one from math. What is the fraction three-fifth represented as a decimal? Whenever, you know, my people went through a thing for a while, three-fifths is a hard fraction for us. No way! So I declined to answer that one. I refuse. Next question. My God. I go then, I'm like, next question, there's 40 acres in a hole. No, no, no, no, no. That's so good. Come on, God, you surprised. stress me. That's greatness. Oh, you're suppressed.

That's a good chain. Oh, here you go. Oh, good chain. Oh my goodness. Don't dam me up. You fucking colonizer. Here we go, we can leave all that in. Here we go, that's great.

That's great. Okay, okay. Okay, that's fine. Let's get back to it. What does GDP measure? This is practical knowledge, but can you be more specific? General death. some points.

GDP. GDP. Okay. We'll break it down together. Guys don't play. Guys don't play. Is your final answer. You gotta go like that.

You gotta go like that. Guys don't play. You had it money. GDP. Okay, I'll give you. General. General. Gross domestic product.

Now, can you tell me what that is, Sir Harden, trying to get your GED? I thought we were talking about GED. Oh my God, dude. I said you are attempting to get your GED. You're not supposed to have any help, but I'm still helping you. You're still failing. This is your, why are you mouthing my words?

That's how much I was trying. You're still failing. Think about this. I didn't answer yet. Every high, you wouldn't have answered at all. You said, guys, don't play. You would have been so wrong if I didn't help. I'm your guardian angel.

Don't make me do quizzes on tour. Gross domestic. I might have to. I might have to. Honestly, you deserve it. Things available right now. You should know studios. com.

Gross domestic product. What does it mean? gross domestic product. It's how much domestic product you gross in a year annually. We'll take it. Yeah, we'll give you half a point. We'll give you half a point. I mean, it's so right.

No, no, nobody, nobody, stop, stop, stop. Nobody applaud for him. Okay, if you double a penny, one penny. Two pennies. Every day. Correct. If you double a penny every day for 30 days, is it over a million dollars? Non-applicable. They got rid of pennies. Hit it!

Go pay it up. Go pay it up. Go pay it up. Hey girl. Okay, now I actually answer it. Locked in. If you double a penny every day for two days? Yes. Is it over a...

No, for three, for 30 days. If you double a penny every day for 30 days, is it over a million? No. We weren't doing math. Over a million dollars? No. It's wrong. It's well over a million.

It ends up being $5.3 million. Wait. I'm about to be a penny collector. I think I've seen that many pennies on the street. No, you double one to two, two to four, four to eight. four, four to eight, eight to six. I can do that right now. I can do that right now for 30 days.

I'll never have to work again. Y'all never see me again. Oh, I'm going to be the Penny Police. You can't do that. I'm going to be the Penny Pursor. I'm going to be the Penny Person. The Penny Purson. The Penny Purson.

I'm going to be the Penny Pleasure. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, don't look too. Imagine somebody being born in 2026 and their name was Penny. Like, isn't Penny? Like, isn't Penny? Like, what does that mean? Like, you wouldn't name like somebody born in 2026,

Muriel, right? No, but it's, hey, life's all on the wheel. It's all coming back. Oh, you're going to see a couple glattuses in about the 2030. If there was like a 26-year-old bad gladys, oh, she could get something. That's what I'm saying. It gives her even more aura. It's mysterious.

I used to have a thing with women with gaps in their teeth. I'd put my tongue in between it. Here we go. Hit it. I would. You just don't want it to be sharp. C.J. knows. Common GED questions.

You're running a race. You are running a race. You pass second place. What place are you in? Second. There you go. Good job. I've done that one before.

Didn't get tripped up. Yeah, I've done that one before. Okay, here we go. What is the capital of Canada? Oh, Montreal. Wrong. Toronto. Wrong.

Ontario. Wrong. Niagara Falls. Wrong. Buffalo. Wrong. That's New York. The capital of New York's Buffalo?

No, I'm saying Buffalo's in New York. Starts with an O. Ontario. Already said that. Still wrong. Still wrong. Starts with a no, second letter T. Ontario.

Still wrong, Ottawa. Never heard of it. Ottawa. That's okay. Oh, that's where they were asking us to go on tour. Yeah, that's fair. Tim Horton's made me scared of Canada. If five, yeah, oh God, if five machines takes five minutes to make five items,

how long do a hundred machines take to make 100 items? You're never going to get that out of me. You're never going to get that out of me. Might as well skip it. I mean, you're never going to get that out of me. get a valid answer out of me. And you might as well not even try to do that. Payton, it's so simple.

You gotta think, every single American high school is supposed to know and be able to answer every single question. Now the Canada one, I don't know why that's on this website. I really don't know. I don't know why we had enough to know their capital, but. We had a candle question? Someone get a medic.

Someone call a mobile IV spot. We need a stick. Did you not just say a candle question? Canada. It was 30 seconds ago. Canada. Canada. Canada.

Oh, Canada. I think I'm done participating. No, you're not. I dropped out and I'm going to drop out now. Last one then. Go for it. It's simple. Yeah.

If five machines. No, can you do it? No. It was funny what I said. No, I'm not playing. I'm about to get mad. Don't get mad. No, you're questioning my intelligence.

For me and all of the people. For me and all the people. Oh, yeah. Please work through this one. I hate your puppy dog eyes. Oh, you're gross. Please work through this one. Like, you would never get some of me.

Oh my God, I'd already have it. I wouldn't have to get nothing out of you. I'd be like, okay. All those tiger stripes. That dark canal. That tough. That tough.

Dingleberries. Five machines. Yeah. Just hear me out. And think it's simple. Thank you. There we go. Matter of fact, flex on them real quick.

Give them the power. Give them the power. Okay. Five machines. Takes five minutes to make five items. So it takes one machine. a minute. Okay?

I'm getting it. So how many, how long? One. Would it take 100 machines to make 100 items? 100. No, that's the obvious. Come on, you already knew that. That's the obvious.

No, why 50? No. 150. Why are you going up? 500. That's so no, no. Five machines make five, so 100 machines make 100. Okay.

But the time, the time. Oh, five times, 500 times. 500 minutes. Dude, I'm done. Thanks guys, somebody coming next episode of Usenau podcast. Cam, what's the secret code? He said, thank you guys.

Coming back, episode podcast, secret code. What is the answer? Five minutes. Takes five minutes. Takes five minutes. Five machines made five items of five minutes, so 100 machines would make 100 items in five minutes. The process, one machine can make one item in five minutes.

If Pierce is here right now, I'd beat them up. What? You go ahead. Come here, Pierce real quick. Oh my God. Okay, appreciate you all come back to another episode clip. I thought you were about to do the Patreon.

Oh, no. Appreciate you'll come back to another episode of the Yushnow podcast. I need, for the sake of me and the other gentleman here that have to deal with this, I need you to put something maybe just a little slightly mean.

I'm gonna do my first negative CTA. Put a little something slightly mean towards Paid away in the comments. You can't. Let's spice things up. Oh, yeah, you can't. Honestly, he has, He has immunity.

He has the Ben 10 on him. It's not Ben. No, that's Ben 10. Honestly, until you pull the ultra-rare Prismatic Belt Watch, I'm calling that Ben-10, boy. I'm not... If you're the...

Ben-10, boy. If you're Helen Keller's cardkeeper, hit me. I'll buy it. Like, for sure. Oh, my God. Maybe, depending where you are, location, we fly out to them,

make a vlog out of it. You purchasing the one-of-one serialized Topps Chrome Prismatic Secret Rare Helen Keller Auto. I can't wait. That's gonna be so... Cool. I can't know, I'm so serious.

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Royalty. You got a two and a half hour episode two weeks ago. It was a half hour episode two weeks ago. It was unbelievable. It was a nutcase. It was ridiculous. Too much Robbie in it. Too much, yeah.

Yeah, according to some, yeah. Go, go to know without Rob on that one. Remember one that two longerers. I was like it on a Christmas and we will. We'll see you. Next time. Hello? Yeah, the answer is five minutes.

No, he doesn't have his diploma or GED or a collegiate degree. No. All right, goodbye.