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I just figured it wasn't the time or place. Do you think about what you're going to do whenever I do that every week? No. It is a complete random nonsense thought that comes in. Sometimes I milly rock. Sometimes I give a thumbs up. Today was a roller coaster. I haven't done a roller coaster since about 11th grade.

I like how when the Cam joins, whenever you're like, we got to call this cam, you always have something for that. How was your week, Bubba? How was your week? Come prepared. This week was fantastic because CJ came down. Editor CJ. Editor CJ is here.

Editor CJ is here. He's with us today behind the spaceship. I feel like when I look at CJ, especially when I look at him naked, I feel like I could need him. Yeah, very soft, very doughy skin on him. He has soft skin. Very porcelain, some may call it. Yeah, I think I could take a tricep and feed a family of three.

I think I could take that calf and I could go feed a country. Oh, no, he has calves of a boulder. Colorado,ado we're coming soon hello it's in bio hello but as you know we spent a lot of time together this past week as we do most weeks yes but a lot more boy to integrate not boy tongue not kissing in the dark secret seven in heaven in the closet none of that but we integrated cj into our life we him in. We got all the stuff down here. We did. We showed him some cool spots. And now he's here.

And the gang's here. I mean, what else can we do? That was a fantastic week. You ever do seven minutes in heaven? I never did. I was quite lame in the younger years. I got nasty next to a flannel and a leather jacket before and a broom. So you did like seven minutes in hell.

No, that was a fantastic time i remember her you were dirty yeah i remember and oh what the wait what did you say i remember her no no no dustpan and a broom no what'd you say you did seven minutes of heaven in a closet you did in a pantry no i said there's a dustpan and a broom in their closet? It was a big closet. Who has a dustpan? What do you mean? My dustpan my entire life has always been in my pantry. You keep it next to your food? Yeah.

I don't have a closet. She had a two-level house. Where are you going to dust most of your things? Where are you going to sweep most of your things? In your house, you don't have a centralized area for just where you're going to. It gets dusty everywhere. But a sweep. No, no. A dust.

First off, a dust pan is not for dust. It's called a dust pan. Contrary to popular. But a dust pan is the little thing. Your crumbs. Where do you get crumbs from? Food. She has her dust pan.

Or maybe they knew they had company over and they knew that their pantry was going to be accessed, and they didn't want molecules of phalange meat all over their chips. You were kissing a witch. No. She had a weird closet. I remember. Weird closet. I remember, and it was kind of messed up because it was like one of my first kisses,

and for a while after that, I related any time I had an erotic feeling to the smell of a leather jacket. I got real confused when I went to a Cracker Barrel, you know what I mean? You're around grandparents, you're just like, whoa, Nelly, whoa, Nelly. You know, I actually saw a t*** before I had a first kiss. Oh, no, he's getting there. No, I didn't. I saw a t*** of the woman I...

I don't know if you can say that word two minutes into the podcast. Nipple. What do you want me to say? Areola. A nippy. Boob, breast, goody bag. Where'd you see it? Huh? Where'd you see it? A magazine?

No, of the person that would then be my first kiss. This was in like sixth grade. It was like somebody your age? Yeah. I don't want to know about that then. I don't want to hear about that. It's a bit strange now that I think about it. Yeah, it's a weird thing to say long story short you didn't know what to

know but i'm gonna tell you that's how that works okay good morning uh pool party me being me i knock on the door i don't hear anything i walk in young woman my age at the time she's getting dressed i said oh my god i'm so sorry why didn't you speak when i knocked i said i said i said i went oh no, I'm fine, but, I was like, no, I didn't mean for that, seriously,

I'm so serious. You creep. I'm kidding, it really wasn't, it really wasn't, but that was the girl, that was the girl, like,

I was liking at the time, we were, we were texting stuff. so you were, ah, it might have been intent. No, I swear, I,

no, like, it was like the dream con. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that, but I actually answered, and she still came. No, I swear. No. It was like the dream con. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that, but I actually answered, and she still came. Yeah. I literally went.

There's nothing. I don't know if she didn't hear or whatever. She didn't hear, so I walked in. She was getting changed. I said, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Then that same girl ended up being my first kid. Yeah, I remember. Not the same day.

I didn't push an agenda. Yeah, okay, good. I'm glad you gave some breathing room. 100%. It was the next day. I remember I would look at playboy.com on the family PC.

That was the first time I got I was experimenting I was like what does that look like? Playboy.com Playboy.org .gov

It was educational informational and playful. No, no, no. I wasn't doing that. It was more I was really looking at it like a science textbook. Okay, this is going to be a really.

Where's the liver? This is going to be a really. The liver. Yeah. Strange question. We got to get off this topic after this. Why not? Did you ever see a magazine?

Like a nudie mag? Like a nudie mag. Did you ever physically hold one in your hands? Because I don't think I ever did. No, I think the closest I got to it was the first time I went to Vegas, and they were giving those cards out on the street. And I was like, I'll call Diamond. You ever call Diamond?

Hey, Mercedes. Bro, did you ever call those numbers? No. Oh, my God. See, I'm telling you, me and you. But it was an AAU basketball tournament. It's a bunch of 14-year-olds. We're horned up and pimply.

You know what I mean? I wanted to see what Diamond answers the phone, and it was a guy. And I was like, oh. And then I realized, hope diamonds okay yeah i was about to say diamond i have to pray for diamond yeah uh but my friends had an older brother when we were like 10 he was like 18 yeah and that was in the time era of that and he had he would rip sheets out and literally thumbtack it to his wall so anytime i'm going to my friend yeah he might be on a list yeah you might you might google his address and there's a red pin on top of it hello going to the net like going to my

friend's room passing his brothers yeah it always just be like yeah i'll be right there because bro i would never go in his room but there's literally just like those pictures on the wall and i'm like why the hell is he putting that's so crazy i immediately thought i was like dude if i did that because also at the time i'm 10 yeah so I'm thinking bro if I did that when I was a teenager my parents would whoop my ass yeah 100 and I'm like what's going on in this house yeah why you just got naked females on your wall that's the difference between like how I grew up and like how those kind of kids grew up bro I had Tim Duncan posters and Vanessa Hudgens and teen magazine Justin Bieber posters on my wall you know 100 what I mean? I did 100%. I did not have a single female

on my wall. Straight athletes. Oh, you didn't have... I didn't have a single female on my wall. Oh, I had a hell of Vanessa Hudgens. But it was like the High School Musical 2

and 3 and 1 posters. And you were really big into it. Oh, yeah. You were really big. What did you think about Camp Rock? I enjoyed. It didn't age like High School Musical. I don't think it sits well with me

because the first time I watched Camp Rock, I almost drowned that same day. I swear to God. It was at a pool party. And first off, bless her heart, but the girl that invited me, we weren't really even that close. It was one of those things where it's like your parents kind of made you invite everyone in the room. Because they wanted to hang out with the parents or something?

I said, I don't really want to go, but my parents, my mom made me because it was in the same neighborhood. Okay. She's like, you're going to be respectful. She went out of her way to invite you. You're going to go. Yeah. So I go, and we're literally, it's me and like 12 girls. Yeah. Shit you not. Oh, you're gonna be respectful she's been out of her way to invite you you're gonna go yeah so i go and we're literally it's me and like 12 girls yeah shit you not oh you're playing playing camp rock and i'm just like well i don't even watch this kind of stuff and i'm sitting there

just watching we go to her backyard i literally ask her mom yeah because i'm not a good swimmer at this point in time okay which side's the deep end i brought my goggles didn't want to put them on i'm around a bunch of bitties nose plugsose plugs. I hid the goggles with the nose thing on it. Oh, God. You were a full-blown scuba. Yeah. You could have looked for a jellyfish. So I wanted to seem calm before I went into Michael Phelps.

Yeah. I said, hey, excuse me, Miss Mother. Which one's the deep end? She's like, oh, this one, sweetie. Points to her left. Yeah. So I go to the right. I step right in straight underwater.

I literally step in thinking it's going to go to knees i go people are swimming around me i'm like i pop up i've had i've been in a couple of events that sounded like that too you know what i mean i pop up gasping for air around 12 other young women we go inside watch camp rock and i was just like what the f**k's going on you're like in the blanket you're like the the fire blanket the thermal one with like the aluminum they gave you like a coffee and sipping hot chocolate i'm like everyone else is like just watching dumbass camp rock okay speaking of mothers it was mother's day this weekend rock i'm so sorry it really doesn't sit well with me i don't know why you. You need to try again. I'll give it a chance. You're the missing piece. I need the song inside of me.

I need to find cum. I gotta find cum when... I actually kind of like that. Thank you. It made me cheese a little bit. I don't know why. It's only you that can do it. I don't know.

You like when I serenade you. Mother's Day. Speaking of our moms. Mother's Day. Beautiful women. Isn't it crazy? Lovely women. They had sex, right?

What? They had us. Where are you going with this? It's how we are here. Your parents had sex. Mine did. Let's keep it at that. No need to talk about it.

Oh, no. But it's part of life. Very big part of life. You're going to have sex already have love it it's pretty cool one day i hope you already have and then you procreate and then you get a whole day to yourself that is true yeah i just thought that that's kind of crazy weird thing to say about mother's day i'm not gonna lie very weird but isn't that it's like a sex holiday it's like you did it well that That's not a sex holiday. And you finished the race.

Sex holiday, your embryos got fertilized. A sex holiday is Valentine's Day. There's not, honest to God, calendar, 365, the whole thing of it. There's not too many days better than Valentine's Day. Oh, I think you think of it a lot. Valentine's Day is always a little cold in my household. Valentine's Day is a warm, red-filled, just pink. Pink and red.

Okay, now that you say this, I have a thing about holidays. And I was going to bring this up last episode, but there's not really a time to put it in. So I was, sorry CJ. There's never a time to fit it into the agenda. But now that we're talking about holidays and sex, right? Where is this going? I was thinking about holidays, right holidays right okay i have a thing about them you're so you're holidays are all scams it's not real no holiday is real it's all government

funded to put money into the government you think like honestly they've turned like even religious holidays and i'm not gonna get on serious we're gonna get off this but they've all made it to where you have to buy things to yeah to celebrate it i see there's not a free holiday i mother's day mother's day you pay for something father's day you pay for something christmas you're paying for some shit easter you're buying little eggs and treats and throwing them out in the lawn you know what i mean like name one holiday that's for free. You know, there's not a free holiday is a top ten sentence. You know what I mean?

Oh, my God. There's not a free holiday. I mean, I know what you're saying, but it's also fun to just embody it. Oh, I'm not saying that. I don't think you have, like, Christmas, you're pretty much expected to buy gifts. But you don't have, like, your Valentine's Day doesn't have to be this 250 dinner with a no but buying chocolates right flowers as money back into the government but that's sweet i don't think of government i think of wife imagine okay imagine okay imagine uh valentine's day we don't spend money tell me where you're gonna be sleeping that night under the bed

that is you ever slept under the bed i've never once even been under my current bed. What? You avidly crawl under your bed? No, but as a teen I did, about 15, 16. You were sleeping under your bed? I didn't sleep there. I might have got a little drowsy under there, but I couldn't get a full snooze. But I remember Malcolm Jerome, the thousand-year-old Harden, Esquire III. That's my dog.

He's almost dead. Good morning to you. Real lumpy now. The dog is real lumpy. Stop. He does not have cancer of the dog. No, he doesn't have cancer of the dog, but he's got some. He's got him.

He's got him, dog. He's got him. What do you think those lumps are? He used to, he was a puppy and alive and no lumps. Smooth. He would go to my room all the time and run under my bed and he would do it every day but he seemed like that was his fun my bed no other bed my bed so one day i was like what is under there a lot of cheetos a lot of chips a lot of trash and twinkie wrappers he had

a dog pantry under your bed he was running a dog like a little whorehouse for snacks under your bed oh my god do you remember like don't talk about him don't talk about such a sensitive subject yeah okay I'm not gonna lie I make jokes to cope the funny part you do you're a joker to cope er the fun I like that sounds a little not right it's one of those you perk up. There wasn't even a reason, but I did not like it when it left my mouth. But the one thing I find so interesting is you joke to cope, and I know it's a serious thing to you because you love that dog,

but your family seems like they don't give a shit. They're all just like, he's going to die. I know they love Malcolm too, but your dad's like, that old he's on his last no i feel like my dad's the worst my dad's gonna take the brunt of it joker to coper yeah that's where i get it from i don't like that uh have you ever woke up with ants in your bed ants in my bed yeah i'm thinking you know okay you hell as a kid hell. I've always been a bed eater. I always eat in the bed. I still do to this day.

CJ knows how he lives with me. I'll just eat in my bed. Oh, I've lived with you too. You're a crummy guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're a crummy guy. And so I remember one day I was in my twin bed upstairs in my room, right?

And I was laying down and I felt tingles. And I always do get tingles because I don't know if it's a lack of like water or oxygen so normally when i get sharp pains or tingles i'm like give it two minutes it'll pass but this time it was itchy and it was starting to go everywhere and i remember i vividly remember this i got my flashlight because i didn't have an iphone but i had a flashlight by my bed just so i can see any spooky characters. And so I flipped the sheets and I put that flashlight under there and it was like an army of ants all on my legs. I was like, no! And I remember doing that and I laid in the bathtub with Epsom salt.

It didn't help. The closest thing I have to that, I have two. One time I walked into my living room, there was a legion of ants just coming from under the couch. What'd I do? Vacuum cleaner, gone. You should have sprayed. Oh legion of ants just coming from under the couch. What'd I do? Vacuum cleaner. Gone. You should have sprayed.

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Why? Because you remember Dahmer? He started by, you know, bugs. Is that? Excuse me? That's, that's like, right? That's factual? Yeahmer he started by you know bugs then he excuse me that's that's like right that's factual yeah he started with bugs and then he killing bugs hey i'll get there if you let me i swear i will okay so he started with bugs then he would he went what did he start it's like the other day he did what did he start with bugs like he started playing with bugs there we go thank you and then he went to roadkill.

He would grab the roadkill, dissect it, you know, him and his dad. Holy shit. Weird shit. And then he ended up eating Dahmer. You about to. I saw the letter. I saw it. You're sick.

You're sick. He ended up eating people. Oh my God. And so there was a time when I was a kid, and there was something about Junebugs. You know what a Junebug is? Yes. Hate them. They crunch so good. Dude, my mom loves Junebugs.

Like, she'll go play with them bitches. Don't you call her Junebug? No, I call her Rat. Rat. She loves cheese. Need a rat. Need a rat. Yeah, she probably won't like that beat on the internet.

Need a Junebug. Wouldn't hit the game. That might be a loop. I am on the line today. I am on that damn line. But, no, there would be a time where I'd enjoy the crunch of killing them. Same, bro. I'd be like, yes!

You sit there. It was definitely empowering. And then me and Preston would get flies. We'd catch flies and rip their legs off and their wings. What the fuck? First off, the fact you're catching flies. Alright, Miyagi, relax.

That's a skill in itself. Then you would torture them? We didn't torture them. It would be pretty quick. What would you do if someone came and ripped your f***ing capula out and took your legs? Torture?

Think so? I think so. You absolutely torture them. Killing them is just, they're done. You said, Hi, little guy. Started picking the dead.

Can I tell you a story? Yeah, you tell me a lot. Hey, I want you to tell me what the inside of you looks like. What are you saying? That's how much I want to know about you. We are going to absolutely go past that. Last Sunday, you remember all of us were hanging out. It was Cinco de Mayo last Sunday.

Oh, yes, it was. Cinco de Mayo. Yes. I left. I was with y'all. Left, went back to my own humble abode. Okay. Okay.

You know how I get in the elevator? Yes. I swear to God. I swear to God. First off, I'm going to preface that. I swear to God, everything I'm about to say is real. Okay. You know, I get in my own elevator.

Yeah. And I go up. So I click the button on the first floor. The elevator opens. I swear to God, there's a man on Cinco de Mayo. There's a man in the elevator dressed as Superman, head to toe. He has a cape. He's holding two bananas and a gallon of water.

Swear to God. There's no way you didn't ask that man, hey, what's your agenda? I was terrified. I was absolutely terrified. You didn't talk to him? Hell no. He said, oh, excuse me. No, no.

I went, oh, you're excused. I said, what are you? To a point, I thought it was terrified. I was absolutely terrified. You didn't talk to him? Hell no. He said, oh, excuse me. And I went, oh, you're excused. I said, what are you? To a point, I thought it was racist. Because it's Cinco de Mayo. Oh, he's dressed as Superman. What was his nationality? White. Oh, my God.

He's a white man dressed as the whitest hero of them all, Clark Kent, on Cinco de Mayo. He had a gym. Holding 150 milligrams of potassium in a gallon of water. Oh, my God. I'm talking, like, it's like he was going to a Comic-Con. Like, he had the boots and everything. I don't think he's going to a Comic-Con. He's going to a rally.

Yeah, he was going to a rally. And I literally, so the thing opens. I'm just looking at him. I'm like, this is the part I knew he was going to, like, say something or feel some type of way. As soon as it opened, I went, oh. I did a little jump. I was like, oh, shit. He walked past me and said, me said excuse me and i walked in i hit that button so quick i was like close door close door button close door and i was immediately i whipped out my phone to call you but i was like you gotta say goodbye let me not let me just tell him okay

and he was the weakest looking like it's like a what was his build that's what i'm not a good that's what i'm telling you like did he have good bowl did he have a good bowl i'm saying like superman you know he's probably packing titania working superman's packing a hammer superman is this guy not so much this guy this guy five seven skin and bones, shaved head. Bald Superman. First one I've ever seen. He's definitely going to a rally. He's definitely doing something right. He's definitely going to go.

And strangest color pattern of a Superman suit I've ever seen. You know, classic. Like classic, almost royal blue. And red. Like cherry red. Yeah. This shit was like magenta and like a dull red. It was like his suit was passed down through three generations.

Oh, he went to Timu to get his Superman suit. It was a Superman thing. It was not real. It was not regulation. It was so strange. I remember for one Halloween, it was like a morph suit almost. It was like tight on him. But it had like the chain links.

Not chain, but like the little divots in the armor like it was like it was a good suit weird color i remember i had a morphsuit because i was super in a morphsuit remember those were hot middle school yeah but not and so i remember for a halloween i didn't really uh i wasn't really into the halloween like i didn't want to be over the guy that was too much on halloween as a kid because you want to be kind of cool you don't want to be like face painted up and shit you want to be like this and so i was like i was like i want i want to impress the girls hey hello and so i feel like every young man has a i want to impress the women on halloween got to got it's a nasty night it's a night it's a night of darkness it's a night of horror and terror and so i remember i got a a very yellow morph suit yellow yeah and oh and uh i didn't want to wear basketball shorts and i remember i put a couple nike socks in there

nike elite extra fabric just so i can just so if you if you had to look twice at me to make sure i was all right you know what i mean you want to check my hip health every time i know i'm going too far if i look at cj you you packed your book what age was this oh middle school probably like 14 that's the prime age that you care about that you packed a nike dry fit sock bulge at 14 years and it wasn't just i put the sock in there i formed it no you did not oh i promise you i did you made a penis mold with the sock. 100%. And I was so dumb, I didn't even make it look realistic.

I had two socks in there, Nike Elite, and they were fresh out the pack, too, so they were thick. Those girls were like, hey, Peyton, you ready to... Oh, my God! And you were just like, da-da-da-da, like, sitting there. I'm dead, man. Time out. Yo, what were you even dressed as?

The yellow morph suit. The yellow morph suit with a bulge. You were yellow bulge, man. That's what you were. That is almost grounds for arrest. That is, you should have been handcuffed. Real or fake. Oh, my God.

You wanted to be handcuffed. You knew there was going to be a cop. You don't know what I'm into. Some girl's going to dress up as a cop. No, not back then. The girls weren't doing that. You said... No, but whenever I was in middle school,

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It basically was, hey, wear as little as you can. Oh, yeah. And call yourself a cat. I've seen some things with my friends that I never wanted to see. I'm like, I don't want to be here. Do you remember that one year? Which one? Where we all went to the Halloween party.

And you recorded the line. They said, can you record us coming out? And I was like, I'm not going to lie here. Do you remember that one year? Which one? Where we all went to the Halloween party. And you recorded the line? They said, can you record us coming out? And I was like, I'm not going to lie. I said, how did it happen? You. Cam was a sniper in college. I'm not going to lie. How was I a sniper?

You were looking at a sniper. How was I a sniper? Because you were. Why was I a sniper? I didn't have a gun. I didn't have one. Why was I a sniper? Go.

Because you low-key knew what you were doing, and I respected it. I respected it. I respected it. You had a bag. It is gone now, for good reason. Because I'm six years in. You cashed the bag in. I cashed it in for a ring.

Yeah, a wife. Yeah, this is a fair trade. Fantastic. But back before then, you had two Goyard duffels. I had two Goyard duffels. One was open, one was closed. Cam played the role of like, he was the attractive token white guy

in a predominantly black school. And he was funny, and he was like cultured. Everybody liked him. All the girls liked him, right? And so he played on that. And he was so nice to all of them. He would ask about their problems. He'd help them cheat on tests.

Oh, God. I thought you said he'd help them cheat on their men. Oh, no, no, no. And Cam never crossed that line with any of them, so it made them want a little more. It made them trust me. I like what I'm doing. Yeah, yeah. And so Cam, I remember for Halloween, like, oh, my God, anytime we were going to a club

or it was a holiday, Cam would hype the shit out of them. Yeah. It was good. You're a good friend. A good friend. I was trying to make them feel. You're trying to make them feel something. No, no, no.

You nasty man. I was trying to make them feel good about themselves. I've always done that. Yeah. I've always done that. Yes, but it worked. You did good. But I'm saying, even with guys, even when we go out now, I'll be like, damn, boy, you

look good. Yeah, you do. That shit is tough. You got that shit on. But you realized at that point, at the school year, you're like, you know the effect you had. You knew it. I will admit to this. At one point, I know the effect you had you knew it also i will

admit to this at one point i knew the effect i had at the beginning it was genuine okay can you agree yes i can agree with you okay and so anyways halloween and these girls were no close literally and so we're all in the pod and if you're a longtime fan you know what the pod is it's a legendary pod we need to just close that off and just make the hall of fame pod literally um and so coming out in a damn like a like a you orchestrated it though you said oh yeah let me get y'all on the snap you want to know why though because at first at first live like live was a good friend of mine and she was like get a little video of me yeah and i'm like i'm not gonna say the rest of the names for their purposes but all of them there's like three more that said oh me too me too and i was like y'all just walk

out at one and i'll just get it all at one yeah and it ended up being this damn like cat walk there's literally just a group of cats and mouses and they were walking out and i was like okay okay yeah all right yeah you that was your bag yeah i respect it that was a good bag and i remember i was in a nasty graphic tee with stretchy jeans on and i was just like vans In vans? Dude, that was the shit. It was. We could work with some vans. We could work with some vans. I have a question, Kim.

Let's hear it. I was watching the news, right? Oh, God. Actually, I wasn't watching the news. You were watching the news. I don't watch the news because it's a dangerous, nasty place. But I was going through the weather app, right? Because we were about to go do something outside.

We were going to go to a pool, right? We were going to the pool. Dangerous spot for me, first of all. We're going to go do something outside. We're going to go to a pool, right? We're going to the pool. Dangerous spot for me, first of all. We're going to the pool, and I needed to know if it was a pool day outside. So I go to the weather app. I check the weather app, and it said 78 degrees outside. Feels like 85. I have a question.

Who the fuck is the feels like guy? Like whose job is that? And why do we trust him? You know what i mean who's the guy that's stepping outside and is like he's like super pale he goes he's like you're like 82 he goes craig a little higher a little higher mark at 84 right now 85 you know what i mean like Like, who is that guy? That's such a genuine question.

Who the f***? Who shook a Dean's hand and said, I'm going to be the feels like? I got my degree in feeling like. You know what I mean? I got my degree on a thought. Who is that? How does that work? Genuinely, how does that work?

How do you get trusted that much? Who the f***? And why is it like universe? Oh, my God. Huh. There's a feels like a guy in every city. that work how do you get trusted that much who the and why is it like universe oh my god huh it feels like a guy in every city i'm the feels like a guy in philadelphia who goes the name's john mcmillan feels like it atlanta six like that's oh oh my god you know what i mean like how does that happen how does that work and we all we all trust it we do trust we're like dumbass we'll be talking in the group as we make message, but it says it feels like 83.

I do that all the time. I'll be like, guys, yes, it says it's cloudy and 60, but it says it feels like 66. I'm like, that's a good day to me. What does that even mean? When did we start trusting that? Do you think it's a formula, maybe? Maybe it's a formula.

Maybe it's not a guy that's just like... Wouldn't that just be the temperature then? But it's's a formula maybe it's not a guy that's just like but like wouldn't that just be the temperature then but it's like a formula they take the actual temperature with like the humidity crunch some numbers and they're like to the skin oh my god but it still had to be on a human you know what i mean because you can't just tell me it's 80 degrees with 20 humidity that equals and it feels like that feels like it feels like human yeah you have to feel something like if you go like god we're sheep we are and people run hot and cold yeah so if i gotta tell me what it feels like i'm sweating my ass off yeah i could be so devastated on the inside i'm just cold today exactly oh that is a crazy occupation there are some crazy occupations no fist yo professional fist to your profession. No fist to your profession.

Bro, a feels like it guy. It's insane. What are some other weird ass jobs? Holy shit. A weird job? I feel like there's a lot. Jobs that almost don't seem like they should be a real profession. Yeah.

I mean, cross guards are needed. That has to be a volunteer work. And they're a loving community. They don't get 1099. They get paid. Cross guards get paid. mean, they're needed. That has to be a volunteer work. And they're a loving community. They don't get 1099. They get paid. Cross guards get paid. No, they don't. Cross guards get paid.

I remember, no, we had Mr. Mack. Cross guards get paid. I hope you know that cross guards get paid. Unless it's someone that is retired that volunteers. Cam, you went to a private school. I did not go to a private school. You had got charter bus to field day and had Coney's at your field day. I went to school where we gave fades in the bathroom.

A little smoky session in the bathroom. Just because your kids wanted to act like they were from somewhere they're not? It was not a private school in the slightest. What are the jobs, though? I don't know. I feel like, dude, CJ, what are some weird jobs? Olympic lifeguards. What the fuck?

He said Olympic lifeguards. That's also got to be a volunteer that's got to be something you sign up you definitely get compensated but you have to like well there's not a pool of lifeguards you're like dude he was the best lifeguard in the southwest region let's bring him to china i think it's more of like your your injury prevention at that point like because they're not going to drown off their own volition but they're also not it's not like tear their pcl on the jumping board and be like oh we gotta go but there's not a free agent list of olympic lifeguards that's what i'm saying like it's definitely gotta be someone wants to do that for the experience oh yeah they get to be a lifeguard in the olympics probably somebody who didn't qualify to be in the olympics like a

race or a test where they where you have to you know the same way you qualify for the olympics every year and the people that didn't make it you know qualifications for the referees no but it's like the next guy that didn't make it you like you want to be a lifeguard you can show up you can be on t-bus we get your gear that's equivalent to you barely get cut from the nba team hey you want to be our ball boy yeah no no i feel like you have way more of responsibility as a lifeguard than as ball boy you're in a body of water with people that are the best swimmers in the world. What's gonna happen? Getting paid to sit there and tread water. That's all he's doing. Oh

Shit here goes the right guard aren't in the water like I don't understand. You've never been a lifeguard I can tell I actually was I was a pool monitor and that is scary I remember you said that is a pool monitor on the stand But they also get in the water has a dentist ever has a dentist ever made you moan Has a dentist i think so now that i think about it i think it's not like a oh but like a like a more of a stuff i yeah it's not a moan no i've had it did i've i've a dentist has made me one time involuntarily like an actual moan yeah because i don't go to the dentist often you my mouth is super sensitive dog you are lying to me was it a woman or a man it was a man he had strong fingers

a woman couldn't make me do that you know what i mean i gotta get some pressure back there oh my god you're moaning for a man with a mask and a headlamp on god and i remember his hands are really hairy and I could feel it through the glove. Stop, stop. He pressed on my gland back here. He was hitting a finger punch bag with your uvula. He said, ah. Oh, that guy's a creep.

He's a creep. He needs to be on a list right now. He's in there. He's a creep, he needs to be on a list right now! He's in the stance. He says, you strapped in? Yes, sir. All right. He started putting up reps. No. He said, hey, strap him down tighter. Oh, you're sick. My God.

No, dead ass. Oh, you moaned for a hairy man with a headlamp. Oh, my God. It was for my wisdom teeth. Oh, my God. Someone clipped that. And it was sensitive. And so I remember they had my mouth open.

Oh, he was deep back there. Yes, he was. Oh, my God. So he got down there, and it was a sensitive area, and I've Someone clipped that. And it was sensitive. And so I remember they had my mouth open. Oh, he was deep back there. Yeah, so he was like, oh, my God. So he got down there, and it was a sensitive area, and I've never pressed back there. And he pressed, and I go, oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.

You did. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. You did not go, oh. He apologized to me. I didn't know you fused words in the moan. I thought it was just like a, I guess I was thinking more of a gag. You were like, oh, it hurt. It was a lot of pressure.

I've never had somebody that deep in my mouth. He said he was sorry. He tapped me on my shoulder when he left, and I was like, come on, dog. Oh, no. Oh, my. He said a good performance. He said, great game, youngin'. I, hey, good performance. He said, great game, Youngin. I'll see you back here.

You come back, man. You got a bright future. I'm dripping right now. I'm dripping. Oh, my God. He did not tap you on the shoulder. Oh, my God. I'll see you at the front. There truly is, and I mean this, there's truly things that I never, ever wake up thinking I'm gonna hear. And that's gotta be one of the top five.

You went out with tennis. Dude, I just remember his fingers were thick as shit and they were hairy, bro. Like not even on some weird shit, they dead ass were. He was like an Alaskan wilderman. And he had one of those like. Part time jobs just. And he had one of those like. I bet he could flick the shit out of somebody. Just.

He had straw like he was sitting there. And he had one of those like that he could flick the shit somebody Just yeah, it's strong. He's in there. He was so he was like delicate and rough at the same time Oh, he knew he was doing he knew what he was doing He's vetted He's a pro I was being dead out late trying to make jokes bro. Oh, it was a sensitive ass area back there What did you say? You said it was a scented area? What did you just say? a scented ass area back there what did you say you said it was a scented area what did you just say it was a sensitive area back there there's a scented ass area it was a scented and ass scented area no holy shit oh my god my chest is sweating my bad bro oh my god look at this the you should know podcast in the 1980, Frank Farian was riding high as a successful German music producer, but he was bored.

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all right here we go i have another thing for you i thought of this the other day what's up bro oh my god i'm sorry we were uh me and live we were up late watching vanderpump it's like two o'clock so i i fell asleep i'll sleep for like an hour she turns the tv off like a grandpa i wake up to the sound getting cut so i'm like oh damn and then for whatever reason i'm wide awake so i get on my phone and shit and i'm just scrolling just seeing random stuff and i thought i saw something that made me think of this. There is zero physical evidence that today is Tuesday. Oh, that's a good point. There is no structure.

I mean, honestly. That's a good point. And do homeless people know what day it is? Not even like that, though. No. No. I'm not trying to be mean. There's no calendars on there.

No. They're going to get mad at me. You had a good question. Oh my god, I'm right back to sweating! No! No! No! I'm like nervous laughing.

Is that bad to say? I can't say that? Oh my god, I think we leave it. I think we leave it. I think we run with? I can't say that. Oh my God. I think we leave it. I think we leave it. I think we run with it. Do I keep it? Oh, I think we do.

Because like, I'm not trying to be mean. Why is that the first thing you thought of when I said that? Because I was thinking about what you said. There is no structure. And especially... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like, I'm a man of God.

We both are. God bless their souls, but why is that the first thing that popped up? I can't even see straight right now. Do you know the answer? No, I don't know the answer. I mean, hell, I would assume. Okay, hold on. I don't know if we can keep going. Back to reality.

Back to what I said first. We'll circle back to your speech. Because you could be like. keep going back to reality back to what i said first we'll circle back to your mate because you could be like this is a comedy podcast this is for comedy purposes don't take anything we're saying serious oh oh we're to do a charity drive soon. Very soon. But, oh, my God. Okay.

Back to what I've... Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Quit it. Sit up. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. You're saying like we could... They're wrapped in a box. Stop. Stop. Stop. I love our job. No, seriously, stop. I love our job.

We are so sorry. Just cool it for a second. It's a comedy podcast. My initial statement caused this question. All I was saying is that there's not like... There's not like a... Just look at me. There's not like a, like a, there's not like, there's not like a pillar in the sky or like, there's not like a tree that like clicks a notch every time of day.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, obviously, the sun goes down, it comes back up, a new day. But I'm saying, if you trace it back to the beginning, we just believe the first guy that, and actually our calendar switched. From Mayans. Yes, it switched. But also, it's just like, we have literally no clue. Today is Tuesday, let alone what month, let alone what year.

Now you're talking to me. Now you're going to make me tingle. This is my bag and you're getting into my brain. There's no evidence. It's just like we are all on one calendar that our devices are synced on. We made the devices. We made the calendars. So why the hell did you argue with me that other time?

Don't go with me. One other time. Whenever I said everybody's second is different, everybody's clock is different. Because that's stupid. All right, bro. You can perceive time different, but unless you are literally out in a different gravity. So you're saying every clock takes one second the exact same that's not what i'm saying then how is everybody second the same

i'm saying one second is one second based off of what though on this earth we are all on the same gravitational pull we are we are all on the same like like our year is the same a second isn't a second is a man-made thing time is a man-made thing. Time is a man-made thing. It's math. It's just broken down. That's a man... Sure, it's a man-made thing. Exactly.

So it can be different for everybody. But I'm saying now with the... But that's... No. No. How? How not? You can't just say no.

You gotta give me proof. Because if a... Is a second a real thing? Yeah. Well, societally, yes. Okay. So if it's a real thing, even if it is just in society we have to go off of what it's that's what that's what i'm saying it's definitely it's different for

everybody no no time could be different i'm saying second has a definition so what is it what's the definition of a second one second okay exactly circular but i'm you know what i'm saying okay we can get off that because they're talking about but back to you because you have a good question i think i'm saying yeah it's strange i get off that because you're talking about it. But back to you because you have a good question. You know what I'm saying? It's strange. I think a lot of the things we do on an everyday basis is just for – Bro, it's like a program. It's just for control.

It's not control of like we're getting controlled, but like a societal like so everything can function well. So no chaos. You know what I mean? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and everything goes back to Vanderbilt. Everything goes back to Ford. Vanderbilt. Who's the guy who made the school system?

Not Vanderbilt. No, who's the guy who made the school system? We talk about it with Brooks all the time. What's the guy's name? Yeah, I want you to say it. Vanderbilt. He named a school after him, right? Vanderbilt is a school.

It's not the education system. Who did it? I want a country of workers, not thinkers. Come on. Vanderbilt. Stop saying Vanderbilt. Hey, bitch, that's my answer. I don't know.

It's not Vanderbilt. What is it? I can't remember right now either. What is it? You're spooking me. Can you look it up? It's definitely not Vanderbilt. It's Henry Ford or Vanderbilt.

Ford made the car in the assembly line. He didn't make the car. He made the assembly line. What's his name? It's Horace Mann. It's not Horace Mann. It starts with a V, CJ. What is that, an eagle?

No. American school system. Founder. I'm going to call Brooks. What is it? I'm calling Brooks. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. Brooks never answers his phone, but who was it?

I think it was Rockefeller. Okay, say it was Rockefeller. Yeah, so it was Rockefeller. I think it was Rockefeller. And so basically, it's all just to have a society of workers. Bro, when you think about it, okay, do you ever do this? When you think about shit that was wrong, like objectively wrong.

Yes, like slavery. Yeah, 100%, but I'm not like, this one, don't push your neck like that. I'm not saying that. But do you ever try to put yourself in the shoes of the people back then? No. I don't either.

You should. No, no, I'm not talking about like real talk. But I'm saying like, do you think at the time of him saying that it was as messed up as it is today? Like trying to make a nation of workers as opposed to. No, he's trying to. He's trying to. Money. Up the comp.

Yeah. But it's still, it's like. I get it. Obviously, I guess it works somehow because it's still going on today. Facts. And bro, that's just wild. We don't learn good shit in school. Oh, not all and i and i got lucky enough i think it's the ones like think that like me you had a little you're a little something special in that kool-aid that

are i did not want to say kool-aid i meant to say any other drink besides kool-aid i'm so sorry sorry i didn't have extra watered down iced tea. Yeah, I'm not a big tea guy. It got ruined for me at a young age. No, but I think it's the people like me that think that, like learn that kind of stuff at an early age. It was something that, it wasn't taught to me. No one ever told me like, this is weird.

It was just like an internal feeling I had in school. Like, this is so stupid. You're better than me. I was like, this shit's great. I got an A plus on geometry. I was like, mama, look. I was like, what? I was like, Miss Kid so stupid. You're better than me. I was like, this shit's great. I got A plus on geometry. I was like, mama, look. I was like,

Miss Kidwell, why do I need to know Miss Winkler one time? Have I told this story about Miss Winkler? Love Miss Winkler. It's teachers like this. And it's almost,

was it teacher appreciation week last week? This past week, yeah. I don't want to give a teacher appreciation week to all the teachers out there. You have such a hard job dealing with these

rat ass kids and their rat ass parents and this rat ass school system that doesn't pay you enough i want to say something there's teachers out there like miss winkler miss jennifer winkler like coach kennedy was he when he was in the system not really got fired i did not get fired can't left on my own accord i thought this is i left on my own accord and so miss winkler and it's it and i want to give her flowers because i don't i don't know if i've said this publicly before, but there's one day in class, and she said in front of everybody, because she could tell I had low confidence. She could tell I was a little anxious, a little freaky, nasty, smelly, onion, Burger King-ass kid

with nasty, nasty teeth. A little gross, you know what I mean? Didn't wash my ass properly. That's enough. And so she told me, she was like yeah and so she told me she was like in front of everybody she was like Peyton one day she thought I was going to be in the MLB which I'm not sure why I think because her husband was but the effect still Miss Winkler can be a teacher all she wants yeah and so she uh she told me she was like Peyton one day whenever you're giving your post game press

conference at an MLB game I want you to tell them that Miss Winkler always believed in you. So I don't have MLB post-game, but I can say, Miss Winkler, you always believed in me, and I love you. Then that right there, I pray to God, because I really did. I had good connections with some students, obviously, a handful of students, more than the others that were actually there and wanted to be engaged. I hope to

god one of them do that to me because that that that right there is like full that is what teaching is yeah full circle not all the paperwork's not the trying to make them learn for a test that they're going to forget not even translate to the next year that right there it's connections i think yes teacher appreciation week i hope y'all had a fantastic week if you're a teacher you already know the struggle love y'all speaking, and I think this is a popular topic. A lot of people have talked about this, but I've never picked your brain about it. Okay. Subjects in school, right?

Math, English, science, social studies. Did you always associate them with a color? I don't think I always did, but there's definitely some validity to that. Okay, and I hope, I know you're not dumb, and I hope we can connect on this. Oh my God. Let's go one by one on these subjects, and let's see if we match it with the same color oh my god okay and then after this we can match like i do this with other things like months and days like i have colors for months and days and events you give months colors yeah or more like days of you know what i mean have colors yeah cj you do that. What the hell? What color is Monday?

Gray. Black. Okay. Let's do it. First one. So you're going to say the subject and then like a... You just give me your answer. No, you give me your answer and I'll tell you mine. Okay.

Math. Red. Red. Okay, good, good. Math is red. Math is red. We're good. Okay.

Science. Come on, T. Science is like like purple for you what the purple i'd say purple purple science is yellow what's what's science about purple what the hell is yellow about science science is like about purple what's you're supposed to what purple about science what the hell is yellow oh i didn't know you're an english major i was the one who got an award from the dean not you it was the only class you went to. You put all your hours into English. You get that damn award. No, okay, but science is like nasty and like... No. No, let me do science is green.

I'll change my answer. If you're in forensics, maybe you could be yellow. No, science is green. Definitely because it's earthy. No. Right? And the periodic table is green. Green is unequivocally 100% social studies.

Social studies is brown. What? You skipped black history. Oh, don't you do that to me. Green is social studies as hell. No, social studies is brown. Green gives, like you said, earth. History of earth.

Social studies. You're studying the social of the earth. Green. Times. Grass. Knolls. Mountains. No, but you're learning about the science of it which is green green is science like you know you go outside and you do and y'all did that right yo for science class you'd go outside and do experiments on like the

lawn and shit we had a we had a uh we had a group project where we committed a crime and it actually ended up seeing really bad because the only black guy in our group, but we didn't give it to him, but the only black guy in our group, his name was Charles. He was the criminal? He drew the stick as the criminal.

Your school, it was a private school, probably said, no, it was not. We literally drew sticks and we said, damn, like, you picked the stick,

but no. Science, I don't even, I can't even associate words with yellow. Like red is like anger, control, power. Yeah, which is math. Green is like calm, learning. Green is earthy.

Calm, learning. Social, bro, no. Is green not an earthy vibe? What color are trees? Green. What color is grass? Green. Science, green.

Thank you. How many things in science did you do with grass and trees? A lot. We had a greenhouse lot we had a greenhouse we had a greenhouse at our elementary school middle school and our high school and we'd go to the greenhouse i remember one for our senior prank they tried to point absolutely they tried to grow weed in the greenhouse absolutely that's impressive absolutely not you're associating a greenhouse with science you're associating botany with science is greenhouse not science what

subject would that be mla format am i cornell noting a greenhouse it's science bitch you just play you just plant the trees you plant the plants is that's that's science what is science about photosynthesis i'm saying that i'm sorry cj okay photos i'll give you that photosynthesis you're not over there taking its membranes out and searching it you're putting it in you're putting it in dirt and you got to leave class and what you freaking signed up for you can go outside and what is that with the growth of trees what is that what subject is it bro science i guess and that's green so thank you and and so what would you so social studies is brown because social studies is shit social studies is shit social studies shit triple Triple S. Because it's like,

not earthy, but no, no, no. Oh, what color's the dirt under the grass? No, because, because old Spanish trails. You and this, you and this old Spanish trail. Okay, like we used to live

on a street called Old Spanish Trail in Houston. Can't wait to see you July 11th. Tickets to the bio. Hurston. But it's like an earthy, like, like, like the grass. You just said earthy No like an earthy, like, like, like the,

You just said earthy. No, because, how'd they get around back in the day? How'd they get around? See, you're taking your own little example and doing it for,

you can say it for anything. You can be like, math. What do they use? There's red on your eraser, ain't it? Well, both. Like, we're like,

that's f*** that. That's not, you're taking the both. We both agreed that that was red, though. Yes. Okay, so. I can't really explain it. But social studies is green as shit. Hey, let me pull you that. We both agreed that that was red, though. Yes. I can't really explain it. But social studies is green as shit.

Let me pull you in. Let me pull you in. Let me rope you in. Hey, this is my fishing line. Now we got a bob in the ocean. We're waiting for the fish to take the bait here. All right? What did they travel around on back in the day?

Camel. In America? Buffalo. Horses. Buffalo. Horse. How far back were you on? Be Horse. How far back were you on? Be honest.

How far back were you on? I don't know. Oh my God, that was so hard. Horses. Horses, right? What was on the back of the horses that the regals would ride on? Carriages.

Who's the regals? Is that a family? Is that a family? You know, they ride around on carriages, right? You can't just name brown things and say it's brown. I'm telling you where my thought process is at. Dude, I had math is brown like what do you what do you i made a brown potion once in science did everybody brown did everybody's social study class have no windows oh my god

you had a classroom with no windows it was a closet it was a glorified closet no no no it was a real classroom but it just it just didn't have a window i think that is against fda regulations and i remember we were in dare class at elementary school and we had a little sliver it was in miss winkler's class and we had a little sliver window right there we saw it snowing and miss winkler said i don't care about the regulations y'all go play in the snow y'all had slivers of glass in your you were in a prison no it was like it was like literally sounds like an inmate they're like this hey help me out here like that little sliver they throw the thing and they try to fit through you know those windows above my piano in my house?

Yeah. It was like that. And it was just small inmate windows. It was snowing and we were in dare class. And he was talking about how if you, he said don't drink because if you drink and you fall asleep when you're drunk and you throw up, you'll die. What? Because he said, he was like, I know somebody who choked on their own puke. And he said, and that leads to black tar.

That's still so odd to me. Y'all had full-blown dare class. Yeah, you didn't? No, we already talked about that. We had a guy walk in for a minute and talk about don't do drugs. And then he walked his ass out, and we went right back to Kill a Mockingbird. Who?

To Kill a Mockingbird. Okay. Oh, I can't ask you. Don't you ask it. Don't you ask it. They always make me read that page. Oh. No, yeah, they're like,

now this page has some sensitive subject matter. Peyton! Peyton, would you like to read page 87? It's exactly how it happened. And I was like, I was like, man. I think it's time for a segment we haven't done in a long time. And that is people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Bow! fable's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture pay nick cam pop culture pay nick cam all right i got something okay i got something uh and we talk okay so i've got a lot of dms recently right djp you're the music guy why haven't you talked about this why haven't you talked about the drake and kendrick lamar oh beef well we have we have a like a four-part series on patreon called drake is batman and i and if you were there for the first couple episodes i was giving information that the public didn't know about the beef yeah he you would think he had a crystal ball he had a nostradamus ball on his back he'd put on his sage coat with his staff and he'd be like I just know some people that know some people,

and I got some information. But this is what I'm going to say about the Drake and Gitterglobar beef. If you want the whole backstory about it, it's everywhere on the internet now, or you can just go over to patreon.com slash you should know podcast and get the full in-depth breakdown of a lot of information that people don't know. I'm going to say this about the beef. Speak your heart, Bubba. It is starting to upset me, not because of the rappers. I'm going to say this about the beef. Speak your heart, Bubba.

It is starting to upset me, not because of the rappers. I like the rappers. I like what both of them are doing. I like the sport. I like the sport of the rap. It is so apparent to me that this rap beef is the first time that a lot of people have actually listened to a rap song. 100,000%.

And it is making me mad that these people are voicing their opinions so much. Those are the people who are the loudest on the internet. And that's pretty much with every subject on the internet. The people that know the least are the least involved and just want to feel a part of something are saying the most.

100%. And that's what they're doing. And it's fine to have dialogue. It's fine to do this. But it's just like, hey, Kendrick doesn't know you. Drake doesn't know you. You don't know them.

Just enjoy. Go back and listen to 90s rap beefs. Go back to listen to 2000s rap beefs. Like, first of all, this is new territory where to win a rap beef, you have to expose the most about somebody, which is kind of like not my favorite thing. I miss when was just like hey i'm better better i'm better at this and better at this and there's there's gonna be some foul bars in those but this is all like people on the internet right now are thinking the only way that you can win is if you expose the most

you didn't expose anything about them yeah that's not what it's about like that's what it's come into because of the internet now like who can tell us the most of what we don't know and and with and absolutely nothing has been proven about anything and it's like and it's just like it's just it's so it's i literally saw this guy on tiktok the other day all right yeah and he he posted this thing whenever drake dropped at this time of recording he dropped his newest track uh the heart part six and he was like he he made the video on tiktok and he was like uh drake's not dead he's not dead he's still alive he's still in this thing we thought he was dead he's not 24 hours later he stitches his own video and he goes well never mind. Drake is dead. I went on Twitter and it seems like nobody cares about what Drake had to say. Have a backbone.

It's okay. I'm about to go in a rabbit hole of this herd mentality everybody has. It's okay to like what you like and not like what you like. Even if you have an opinion on something and if you watch something or you listen to something and when your internal reaction was, I like that. That's fine. That's okay. Even if you're going online and you your internal reaction was, I like that. That's fine. That's okay. Even if you're going online, you're like, oh, wait, I'm a little different because nobody else likes it.

That's fine, bro. You don't have to, like, group think everything. And he went on. He's like, I guess not. I guess he is still. And maybe that track wasn't that good. I'm just like, bro. And I just hate it.

And I'm kind of done with it because of the people. They've ruined it. Not because of Kendrick and Drake and the sport and the multiple, like, nine songs, whatever the tally's at now, but just outsiders being annoying. Yeah, it's like. And doesn't that suck in the age of social media that literally social media can ruin. Anything. Just about everything.

Yeah, it does. It could ruin just about everything. A relationship, a movie, a new video game, a new bill that's getting passed a cool new restaurant that got open it can ruin anything it's taking away people's individual individuality yes it's okay to be individual and think on your own you can fly your own flag you don't have to be with the masses yeah it's like oh they're all agreeing over here and i want i want to be a part of that no you don't have to dislike these people just like i don't agree and you don't have to say everything you don't have to say what you're thinking all the time shut up like shut up i promise we didn't ask um but

in saying that what are your overall thought processes about the the beef so far uh the one night where there was three drops back to back to back. That was absolutely insane. One of the best nights of hip hop ever. We were there for it. We spent that moment together. That was crazy. Yeah, I mean,

okay, to end it, I'm going to go with the same topic, obviously. To end it, I would say it's kind of like LeBron.

So many people want to see Drake lose so that people are thinking it's like, oh, Kendrick's amazing. Oh, this shows Kendrick's winning. It's really showing the greatness of Drake that so many people want him to lose. Yeah. Like, because what's the reason? You've been on the top for 15 years.

That's why. They want to see a new top. They want to see a new peak of the mountain. And that's really it. It's the same with Bron. He gets criticized in year 21 the same he did in year 7. It's like no other athlete in history has that. Same with Drake.

Like, everyone wants to see him lose for what? Everyone's hyping every word that comes out of Kendrick's mouth, downplaying every word that comes out of Drake's mouth. This just happens when you're on the A side. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, I mean, it's very easy for me to see that. And then, I mean, I don't really have necessarily a side or stance. Me neither.

I don't know these muffs. I would say I'd still put Drake ahead a little bit in the race. Okay. That's fine. I would. If I had to give a dial, I'd lean a little more to Drizzy right now. That's fine. I'm so happy that this is how much music we're getting from Kendrick Lamar.

Facts. Like that, it's just awesome to see because we're used to a drop from Kendrick, six years of silence, then another album. A couple features. Yeah, if that. But it's so good to see Kendrick, and it's so good to see Drake. I love when Drake raps. I just love when Drake raps. It's so damn good.

Facts. One thing I will say, Kendrick is definitely winning the beat battle. Oh, yeah. His beats are nuts. Insane. That DJ Mustard beat? Nuts. Like, I'm literally,

like, it's like even, I can't even. Bouncing, yeah. It's one of those beats where you can't even control your body. Yeah. It's so good. You're just forcefully like.

And it's a club banger, too, which is such a good thing to do in a rap. Very smart move. Is make a club banger. Very smart move. Kendrick's done a banger too, which is such a good thing to do in a rap. Very smart move. Is make a club banger. Very smart move. Kendrick's done a good job of like the creepy, saxophony, whiny, low records. And then he makes these club anthems and he makes a middle ground. I really like the beat on Family Matters for Drake.

The three beat switches. I really like that. The middle one where he's just going spazzing. Oh my God. It's like that drill beat almost. Yeah. Like. Yeah. It's like that drill beat almost. Yeah. Like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Yeah, it's really good.

In the comments right now, I want y'all to tell us who you think. Let us know. Can we do it? We haven't done this in a while. Can we do a double up? Dr. B. Let's do it. We got to help some people.

Oh, it's been a while, bitch. Favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay it in cam? Pop culture, painting camp. Pop culture, painting camp. Oh! Let's get a Dr. P. All right, Dr. P.

We got a submission for tonight. Let's do it. Dear Dr. P. Hello. So I'm talking to these two girls. Oh, and first of all, Dr. P is... That's how you start a Dr. P right there. That's what I like to see.

Girl number one. Hello. I've been on and off with her for three-ish don't love her like i used to damn it man she is everything i want in a personality but for the last year or so i have not been physically attracted to her oh that's tough so it's hard to have any intimate moments with her good morning can't get that thing get hims now girl number two personality is good but she's a little crazy and she likes to push me away at times oh i like that that's hot but she's beautiful i'm physically and mentally attracted to her oh my god but i don't know which one i need to go for and stick with it sounds bad but i

genuinely need help toxic answer dr p is always toxic first thing try both whichever one is better go ahead oh i'm just kidding i'm kidding yeah i'm kidding that's dr p's toxic side but dr p's true side is you need to be you need to step away from both of them i feel like you're at the point we have two people's hearts in your hand right playing heart surgery huh he's playing heart surgery i don't need to speak and so you're playing you're playing jingle jackal you're playing jumping jacks you're playing hacky sack with these two girls hearts right here sorry instead you're trying to do this you're doing uh which one which one's heavier which one's better which one's lighter

which one's like makes me feel like a feather and that's what you're doing and that's not right you're trying to you're trying to taste the sweetest chicken and not even not even basted enough yeah not even not even as you you know i'm saying you're trying to cook thanksgiving dinner for everybody you don't even have it you don't even have an oven you don't even have an oven or cutlery you know what i mean you got too many sides and not even an entree 100 turkey's not even in the house you got a whole bunch of greens and mash you got two liters of coke no ice no glass you know what i mean how are you going to survive yeah he's not so what you need to do is you need to take time.

You need to leave those two alone. You got to go get in your car. You got to go to the grocery store. And you got to go make a list. With this list is everything you want. By yourself, without them in mind, make a list of everything you want in a person. What do I want? I want funny, big booty, big culo.

Big culo. You know what I mean mean i want someone who gives me sweet french kisses at night i want somebody maybe you like you're getting played with what one of them doesn't like licking ears gotta take that out let's go more let's go more wholesome what if you shut the you shut up you're right so you like being little spoon and you like tooting that thing into their pelvic region whatever you're into dr p doesn't judge and one of them doesn't like being the big spoon so you always got to be the big spoon and that hurts your crotch it does we don't want that arm to never know where to go exactly you're numb at 2 a.m two minutes in you're just like i need blood you know you know so you make that grocery list you make that list, and then you go and put the two grocery stores up on there.

One's Target, one's Walmart. You shut the hell up. You're right. And you're looking. This grocery store has this but doesn't have that. This grocery store has this and doesn't have that. Once you have your own individual list out, that is when you pick. And maybe you'll find out that the grocery store store you had it in your pantry the whole time.

And that was Dr. P. I think that's right, Zaya. That was a good thing. Notre Dame. Give it up one more time for the greatest love doctor in the nation. That was... Let me get to it. Ratchet ass.

I'm still your assistant. Dr. P. Dr. assistant. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. That was one of my best analogies I've ever done in my life. That was pretty damn good.

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