You Should Know Podcast - HOTEL HORROR -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

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Hey, everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. Season 2, episode 52. Round of applause, please. I like that. It sounds more whole in here. I like all the energy I'm getting. We got new faces here. We got the whole You Should Know Podcast team here. Guys, welcome back to You Should Know podcast season two, episode 52. 52 weeks in a row. What does that make?

That's a year. A whole year. Season two. We're going to celebrate that a little more whenever we get co-host Cam back on the studio. But guys, it's been a year of this. You know what I'm about to say. If you're new here, if you haven't already, you you look below you see that subscribe button is it pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that you see that comment section is it fulfilled with your name

guess what even more wrong guys let's address the elephant in the room all right my wisdom tooth is coming in my whole jaw is swollen i'm on 153 pain medications right now at like i know i always have a lisp, but like, it's going to be extra bad this episode because I can't close my mouth. Like, I'm sure you can hear it right now. This is the most I've talked in like a week. So we're going to power through it. You know what? I was going to say, let's just take a week off. I can't, I don't know if I can, I can, if I could perform under these conditions, but I was like, you know what? These people, the Uchano family is so loyal.

They come every single week, and they look forward to this podcast. It would be doing them a disservice just because I didn't feel too good to take a week off. So you know what? I'm going to push through this. This is Jordan's flu game. We got Cam here. He's going to backpack this episode, and I'm going to try my best to deliver a great episode.

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dropped this summer on you should know studios.com backslash shop shout out to the discord fam the watch parties are going crazy every single week thank you so much guys for being a great family over there on the discord y'all anytime y'all are having a not so well day y'all go and leave it in there y'all have the confidence in everybody on the discord fam to boost your spirits and everybody's a big old family over there i love you so much and i'm gonna need you guys right now to comment some well wishes for me because my jaw feels like satan himself has clamped his claws into it so i'm gonna try to push through this episode we got co-host cam in the building. Round of applause for co-host Cam. Now on to the rest of the episode.

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Walking it out and rocking with the left and the right and walking it out. And it's shake, do, tap, pop, boo, diddy, bop. We got cause, Cam. Back in the studio. You know, Cam, I don't feel good at all. I'm lightheaded. My tooth hurts. But, you know, seeing your beautiful glistening eyes and your wide hips,

it just makes me so happy to see you. I'm glad I can do something for your miserable little life. See, Cam's the worst person to be around whenever you're sick. I've told Cam, and I've been confiding in Cam. Confiding? Yeah. Or is it confining? No. Confine is to confiding in cam confiding yeah or is it confining no confine is to you know confide in someone who's trusted goes with his bachelor's degree and everything my name is payton

i dropped out of real school but i went and got my degree from miriam webster's oh my hobby is diction and syntax my mom the other day she was like how do you go to five different colleges and still that dumb you didn't learn nothing no but but but we gotta call us cam something what did i learn you learned some life skills from mama live that's true and i got i got an award from the dean at the second juco from for sociology sociology you got an award for sociology for excellence what was it oh excellence excellence at sociology excellence at sociology i have the award in my mom's house oh it is buddy huh little pal your excellence of sociology see that's just you're a bad friend cam doesn't think i can do anything good i think you can do a ton of things good just not but being excellent sociology is not one i swear to you i swear to you i'll put it all right. I swear to you. I swear to you.

I'll put it out. All right, Grandpa. I swear to you. I'll tell my mom to send a picture. No, back to him saying I sucked. I'm the worst friend to be around when somebody's sick. This man has been complaining about his jaw for four weeks. What's four weeks?

One month. That's not true either. Are you nuts? Cam, I didn't start complaining about this till last week whatever we last time we recorded and i came to your apartment after and i said you know it wasn't four it's been two last and last no last and last and there's this one so it's almost three that's why and you're okay but you don't have any sympathy towards me because i had a traumatic surgery that went wrong and i was in a coma i lost 20 pounds in a week that is great okay long story short okay this man is finally dealing with

wisdom tooth awfulness okay they're coming they're coming in he had braces for anybody that doesn't know or has already had this if if you have braces, right? The braces go on, they shift your mouth and teeth. If your wisdom teeth will come in later in life, you essentially have to get them out if you had braces because they could grow in,

they could reshift your smile, waste of all that money, it could really hurt because your teeth aren't even supposed to be where they normally are. I'm getting veneers anyway. Huh? I'm getting veneers anyway.

Yeah, he wants to get veneers. He's 24 and he wants veneers. You're a sicko. Anyway, we'll discuss that later but he's been complaining i boosted it's not for about two weeks now dude my jaw hurts so bad i'm like you're gonna have to get him out he's like dude no i'm never gonna do i can thug it out i can go through pain i've never said that yes that sounds like something i would say i'll thug it out okay maybe not exact verbatim word for word there you go it's cam lying again but. But I'm not going to lie. My wisdom teeth are growing in, and I'm the worst sick ever.

I do not know how to handle it. If y'all remember back episode whenever it was, Cam, I can't believe you helped me. I said, Peyton, there's literally a snow apocalypse outside. My car's frozen. Get away. Will you walk with me? No.

No, Cam's been making fun of me how I've been dealing with my wisdom tooth thing yes anyway he so he's like dude i'll just dug it out whatever you know pain's never been we got to keep going on dead i'm like dude it's gonna hurt you have to get it taken out couldn't mess up your smile whatever he doesn't want to listen and now it's a present day he literally is like he's the worst with it and the the absolute climax was when we were hanging out in his apartment right we're sitting there we're both hanging out we're both editing we're just sitting next to each other editing right so i look over i look over this man's two fingers scooping a jar of vaseline like it was peanut butter Vaseline and he's going sticking it up there and I swear I literally went what are you doing and he's like he's like gagging himself he's

literally like it didn't taste I said because it's not supposed to be in your mouth no that's Vaseline he said it's to help the pain idiot and i was like oh i'm the idiot no okay listen no it's because the wisdom teeth are sharp and it's cutting my my cheeks so vaseline was supposed to smooth the sharp i said you're putting vaseline inside of your existence right now that's not what it's designed for and he was like dude i just saw that it could help i'm like that's like aura gel he was like who's just saw that it could help i'm like that's like aura gel he was like who's or i said what do you mean aura gel is the numbing cream dodo and he's literally sitting there putting vaseline inside i haven't been to the dentist since i was nine

years old how am i supposed to know who aura gel is that that didn't come up into the to the medical regulations when i when i went to the store. You're the worst person ever. You're the worst. Vaseline inside of his mouth. He's just, he's like clueless when he's sick. Like him being sicker and pain equals like loss of all street smart, common knowledge, common law, everything. He's just like, uh, uh, I guess it's today, Tuesday. That's a fact because last night I left my sink on for three and a half hours because I just forgot to close the sink portal.

The sink portal. Faucet! My tooth hurts real bad. I don't know how to function. How do you leave a sink on for three and a half hours? Because my tooth hurt. I forgot. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's stupid. God, you deserve better but only you can give it so no i'm gonna go but i i really don't want to go get my tooth out

you have i feel like there's better medicines like like to do that a tooth is going through your skull right now no but a bone is coming through your gum but that's bs because these two at the top are grown in perfectly fine. Perfect. Had them for years. This one, all of a sudden, decided, hey, we're going to just cause havoc. The Dark Lord Debobong is just inside of my jaw right now. Debobong.

What's his name? I'm not saying his name. Forsake everything. No. I'm not saying his name. It's. No, let's say his name. Oh my god debba bong. Oh My god, that's a well. No, but yeah, he's going through wisdom tooth Issues right now if you've ever been down that road, you know, it sucks And he's also terrified about the because he's gonna get the surgery. We're making him get surgery

Oh, yeah, we never took so he had a the re his main reason for not wanting to do this is because he had a ptsd he had to get a throat surgery and they messed up like slit something or like cauterized something so basically what happened was and i've told if you're an og on the tiktok whenever the the season two didn't even start i'll tell you a really quick cliff notes version so basically i had to get tonsils removed i had like they said it was one of the worst tonsil cases they've seen they said if i kept it any longer then it could have like infected my whole throat and all that so they had to do emergency surgery i got the surgery bow i was eating percocets and ice for like, like four days straight. And I was withering away. Like I was literally like in my bed, like shaking. It's funny now. It was sick. It was so scary.

And then all of a sudden, I don't know what happens. I just feel liquid running down my throat. Oh, and it's just the stitches popped in the back and it's just blood running down my throat. And so it's not like I was swallowing and it's just blood running down my throat. And so it's not like I was swallowing blood. It's like I literally couldn't contain it. And so it made me throw up. Obviously, that's not supposed to happen. So I was just throwing up and I hadn't eaten.

So I was just throwing up blood. You were sitting there. Yeah, so I was losing more weight. Boo. We had to go. We had to go to the we had to go to the doctor immediately. And they're like, OK, this happens sometimes. We're going to fix it. And so I was like, okay, bet.

And they say, just sit here. The doctor will be back in a second. I'm sitting upright, first of all. I'm sitting upright. And this doctor comes in. She has a match in her hand. And she goes, I was like, are we lying to the camera? Are we setting the mood?

The hell is going on? And so you're like, no, smells aren't the best for me right now. And she goes, open your mouth with an open flame. Towards me, I go, huh? And she just sticks an open flame in my throat. And she's like, we're cauterizing it. I don't know the word. We're cauterizing it.

Cauterizing. So she sticks the thing. It's burning my throat. And she goes, boom, you're done. As soon as we get back home, just more blood starts going down my throat. It's boom you're done as soon as we get back home just more blood starts going down it's so much more than before and i'm throwing up so much it's like lots of blood i'm just throwing up and so it gets to the point where we call them they're like it should stop oh i'm like what your mom's on the phone you're

in the background she's like it's not stopped they go it should stop and so it does stop so i'm laying down more percs that's good more percs that's nice i'm just deteriorating as a human losing 30 pounds a minute it did at night i think both of them popped and so now it's like it's like chunks this big full of blood just coming out and so it gets to a point where i'm like this who gotta go hospital it's like 11 30 at night we drive to the hospital my parents give me a white t-shirt to throw up in on the car right so just imagine it's like a massacre in the backseat of that car we pull up to the hospital. And they're like, that's my son.

There's one with blood all over his face. And they're like, yeah, just sit here. We're in the waiting room for an hour and a half. Kids with broken fingers are getting in before me. I'm like, I'm about to die if you don't let me back there. Oh, my God. They let me back there. And the nurse puts this oxygen thing on my mouth.

It's supposed to dry me out so it can close up. And she's like putting it on my, like I can't breathe. I'm trying to breathe and not throw up. And there's just smoke coming into me. And I grabbed the nurse by the wrist. I said, get off me. And they're like, no, I'm having a fighting match with this nurse. I'm like, I have to go pee.

I get up to go pee i pee oh my god bro i get up to pee i come back i pee i come back into the room and it's like a movie i see nurses like a movie i see nurses on the computer typing there's a clipboard like four nurses and then it just all starts to like spin and you know like a static tv that's how my face felt and i felt all the energy like mcdonald's spray yeah exactly i felt all the energy rush from my face go to my nose and i'm just like blank and i look at the nurse in the eyes and i go i'm about to pass out boom i just hit the floor my mom catches me before like I fuck my head up. She catches me. I wake up two days later Through calendar days I wake up in a dark room The doctor comes in and he's like yeah What if he was like, hey Payton, you know, I'm dr. Reynolds here at the Northwest Seattle

So yeah, that's why I'm scared to kill my wisdom does it make sense why i'm scared yo i've already heard that that was hilarious yeah so uh that's why i'm scared i forgot how like insane that was bullshit to be honest like that's malpractice it's medical malpractice Trying to breathe And she's like You're like It was so scary That was bullshit bro And the funniest part the whole time I'm envisioning this Like when you said there's four nurses All I could think of is it probably took all four

To like hold you down you're such a big creature And they're just like stop it stop it You're like As soon as you get one breath Just like I have a video of me Stop it, stop it. You're like, as soon as you get one breath, just like. I have a video of me. Dude, that sounds like something out of like a zombie, like. Like World War Z.

I have a picture of me in the hospital with just wires and shit on my heart, on my neck. Cam loves this. It's his favorite thing to do. I don't know why he doesn't. Audio listeners, you're going to have to go over to the YouTube to see what Cam does every episode. He looks like a fringe girl. me jack, but my week was crazy My tooth started hurt, but I went back to Austin. I went to the hometown You did go to Austin. Yeah, that's seeing fam everybody. Yeah, I guess

Just kidding. I love you guys. I didn't really get to interact with them because I was a pain But I went to South by Southwest. Oh You don't know what South by Southwest is go do your own research yeah it's great you say great or crazy both it's crazy

it's crazy no it definitely is crazy that's how my mouth feels that's how my hair looks bro you have the head of like Mr. Tumnus from Narnia That's how my mouth feels. That's how my hair looks right now. Bro, you have the head of like Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. I've never seen that. I might resemble him, but you... Oh, is that the goat guy?

Yeah. Yeah, you do look like him. Oh, I do? Take your hat off again. Okay. South by Southwest is ridiculous. Basically, it's an enormous, enormous lump sum talent in austin texas all at the exact same time yeah tech movies music tech movies music it's not even supposed to be but there's

like fashion people like there's just content creators there's info like it's just literally an influx everyone coming to austin texas for one, isn't it like a four-day span? It took two weeks. Jesus. You know what? This picture. I was texting Mark Phillips when I was out there. He obviously can go to anything he wants. All in one room. Deservingly.

All in one room. Mark Phillips, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Redman, Dave Chappelle, and God knows who else. Oh, Peter Rosenberg. All in one room. I said, what the hell is this? What kind of a hangout is that? One beer.

What? Another beer. What? Another beer. What? Four beers. What? Five beers.

What? Six beers. I think I have a rash on the bottom of my foot. He said, and a Jack and Coke or whatever he said at the end. Your socks are disgusting. I'm not touching those. It's wet. Dude, I think I have athlete's foot.

It's wet, brown. Dude, you need to collect a lump sum of money and just hand it to a hospital, right? They check you into a room and you just go, fix me. And they just fix everything. They're like, okay, he has athlete's foot. Give you a little shot of something. That's cleared up. Anything else?

Your throat issues they give you something to where your your breastplate doesn't resemble a feline and on the ass and i was like zero two for one because my friend has the hip you mind if i just like like double down on the payment you could fix him too oh hell they'd get a lot to fix they could fix my scapular my scapular bones my left shoulder is not the same same as my... What's a scap? Your scapula. Sounds like a car part. Like, scapula. Okay. Anyway, my scapula, hips, big toe. Head? No. What are you gonna shave my skull off? Sucks about? Squeeze it down. Your brain? My brain. Oh. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's good, you had a good trip though thank you yeah i guess we uh we went up to oklahoma oh how'd that go we had to see uh we actually went kinsey p i know you're gonna

watch me uh it was her 21st birthday a surprise part we didn't throw it we showed up but the whole family threw a surprise party family friends were there it was awesome she got to finally turn 21 she got to finally turn because. She got to finally turn. Because if you know Kenzie P, you know Kenzie P, but it felt like she's been 24 for like eight years already. She's a very mature person.

Extremely mature. Shout out to you. Happy birthday again. We love you. We were there a couple days, came back, it was fun. Yeah, I'm playing defense right now. That's sick.

I think it's infected. You're turtle shelling. I think playing defense right now that's sick I think it's a turtle shell yeah I think it's infected and it's causing my bowels to open up that's what dude I don't correlate I've been Putin like water like you ever ran off faucet like cuz I think my things infected and it's causing me to poop and so I've been pooping like a faucet like a water hose it's just like yeah yeah yeah no no bro no solid it's come out i'm so sorry people eat during this what do y'all do i'm so sorry for that that's what i comment i want y'all to answer what do y'all what are y'all doing right now i i know a lot of people watch this at work watch this at work watch this at work i know a lot of people do this at school.

Pay attention at school. And what else do y'all do? Are you with your significant other? Hey, this is a question. I might have to cut this out, but come here. Do you think people, you know how sometimes it's like Netflix and chill? Stop. Do you think people do that during our podcast?

What is wrong with you? You're a little freak. That orange gel is getting your brain No, it's the basil. Yeah petroleum jelly No, I'm talking about cuddling. I just give a couple smooches Do you think people do that during our podcast? Sick mood setter. Yeah, that's nasty. Oh you're in the background. Oh my goodness me screaming Bro, I'm not gonna lie my I got stuff talking about my panties that you dude you're gonna get a yeast infection

It's bad. That's not it's like stop. It's still a point today No way we got the same draws on yeah, we really live our sponsorships, baby Shut up man, that's a man scape. I should have pulled it up like that We got the same drawers on? Yeah! We really live our sponsorships, baby. Shout out Manscaped. Shout out to Manscaped. Dude, I shouldn't have pulled it up like that. Wait, if these are getting up there, then you have something weird going on. These are fantastic. These are like a satin pillowcase to me.

No, they're great. They're great. They're great drawers, but I just dry stuff for too long. That's my problem. Oh, they've shrunk. Yeah. And so it's like twisted up. Like, you know the

you know the part the lining that goes to the crack it's it's in there right it's sunk up they know like a g string but then it's twisted you're a sick you're a freak you're a sick little boy. Dude, no. You got to just go get some new underwear at this point. That's sick. No, it's causing like burns. Oh, also, I saw all the comments talking about, oh, Cam, where's the flood?

You waiting for Katrina part two? No. You got some eye water. When I sit down, they ride up. But as a joke, i intentionally wore my i call these my hooping sweats because same thing dried them too many times they have shrunk so i only wear these to hoop in because they they genuinely are high water so your pants are like my panties yeah but mine go on my leg and yours yeah go somewhere a little more delicate they go

to my leg too but yeah i wear these and i'll i'll go like this big audio listeners he's putting his pants into his socks he's putting his pants into his socks go right there that's the hooper thing full hooper activated right there but uh oh rocket so whenever i was with my family in austin they we talked about because we don't really get to see each other very much and so we're kind of breaking down the stuff i talk about on the podcast and they were talking about I did not like the taxidermy thing that did not make me happy and then my brother said why don't you just turn into a bear skin rug you know those rugs like the bear I walked in and all this on the head if I walked in and saw your hair if I walked in and saw your hairy lower back first off the whole rug would be nine inches wide it wouldn't be a good rug to run away a human skin runway with the head at the top and you'd probably be like this or

something you have a hairy lower back the The back of your knees, if we're doing full body rug, would be disgusting. Oh, my God. That would be the sickest way to enter someone else's house. Oh, my God. You could put a nice coffee table. If you walked in and there's human skin laid out like a runway rug, and it had your lower back and back your knees hey if they do malpractice on me again y'all might have to start preparing for that oh my god that's sincere

you're like i went in to get a mole removed i ended up in a stranger's house in ohio he said you've been out for three weeks the world is not as you know i'm in a bathtub and i just practiced that nice bro the first time you said that oh it's sick that's so funny one of my biggest red flags not with like girls or anything just in any human i interact with is people that come out of the shower dressed like they they get out of the bathroom and they got full gear on. Please tell me you're not one of those people, Ken. You do that? So weird. Why?

Are you not sticky? I mean, sometimes it's a bit humid, but that is me. Like, I'll literally go into the bathroom wearing a full outfit, I'll take a shower, come back with an entire different outfit on a whole new change of clothes okay and the sickest part is i have them folded on the counter in order of what i'm gonna put them on what are you hiding i'm not hiding anything but i just like it's basically i'm like a one-stop shop like you go in there

i do every i get out the shower put deodorant on dry off lotions hair whatever i need moisturizer then i get all the clothes on lotion the bottom of the feet throw the oh i'll have socks on in there too no no coming out of the bathroom in socks and denim you belong on a list okay denim how do you get that on it depends where i'm going oh i have to fight sometimes it's a struggle but uh yeah i mean it that's that's dog i can't get like as soon as i get out of the shower the the bathroom's too humid i have to walk out before i do anything i have to recoup because it's like a sauna i like the sauna though the fact that you're good for your health the fact that you're putting drawers and socks on in that humidity?

In that what? Humidity. You're missing a letter. I don't know if your lisp is masking it, but you're missing a letter. Humidity. What's the word? It's humidity. You're missing a D.

What am I saying? You're saying humidity. Humidity. It's humidity you're missing it. You're saying humidity humidity You mean it you mean it be there you go there you go that was better. Yeah, it's still wrong How does it turn from you being a serial killer and putting on denim and socks and a sauna and then meets it? Okay, turning to the home. I say don't knock the worst part is you get clean. Sometimes it's so hot, you start to sweat. That's when it gets bad. Dude,

no, no, no, no, no. That's when it gets bad. That's sick behavior, Kev.

That is. But no, but I mean, it's good though, because then as soon as you leave the door, you're done. You're ready to go. No,

you got a rash. I'm ready. I don't have a rash. You have a yeast infection. I don't have a rash. You need new underwear. You're the one with the yeast infection. I don't have any rashes on my

body how long have you been doing that imagine what getting dressed in the shower oh i i'd say i'd say at least i'd say at least like five six years i'm not hiding anything there's something going on that you don't want i'm not hiding anything. There's something going on that you don't want others to see. I'm not hiding anything. Get out of the bathroom. Get out of the bathroom. I'm not hiding anything. I literally, it's just from. You got something you don't want other people to see. No, I mean, it's not an every time thing, but sometimes, I don't know why. It doesn't even, nothing triggers.

I'll just be like, oh, I know I'm aware of this. Let's take it in there. Open the door. Okay. Okay. I have counselors. Sometimes, oh, I know I'm going to wear this. Let's take it in there. Open the door. Okay, okay. I have counselors. Sometimes I'll open, like as soon as I get underwear on, I'll open the door completely, sometimes, because it is very hot. Oh, now sometimes.

No, because if it's stupid hot, yeah, you have to. But if it's not, then it's cool. And I'm going to just be like, chilling in there. I like the heat. I miss the sauna. You're not chilling in a 110-degree room room i miss my gym sauna dog putting denim jeans on no that's crazy no the worst is sweatpants oh my god the worst is sweatpants why you're gonna sweat again after a shower i ripped a pair before i bet trying to put it on in the bathroom no i bet

i literally you can only imagine how mad I was. Dog. I went. No, bro. You understand that is crazy. No, it is. The more I sit here and think about it, I wouldn't deem it a red flag, but I do need to stop that. Dog. Because there's not. Okay. But the other reason is because sometimes when you get out of the shower and you go out back into an ecosystem, like back into an environment, it's freezing cold.

Yeah. Freezing cold. Yeah. So I'll get out, crack the door real quick, let some into an environment, it's freezing cold. Yeah. Freezing cold. Yeah. So I'll get out, crack the door real quick, let some air come in, clear the steam, then reshut the door. No, if I'm laying down and somebody's showering in my bathroom, I'm laying on my bed and somebody's showering in the bathroom, they go in clothed, they come out clothed, I'm calling 911. Okay, well, that's different, though. That's like if someone else that's not even supposed to be in your house, they do that, what else would you want them to do?

Take a shower, get butt-ass naked, and then walk out like- No, come out in a towel or drawers. Drawers is acceptable to put on in there. If you're putting on cloth on your feet, you're putting on- With lotion. Oh my god. You're lotioning in there? Yeah.

Oh my god! I said that earlier, I'm lotioning in there. Dude, you have to try that. You have- No, no, no, no. I challenge y'all, you have to try this. Take your shower, Put your entire outfit. I've only done shoes a couple times.

Oh, no. You've been coming out of shoes. Oh, no. I've only done that a couple times. That's what I was going to say. That's what I was going to say. I was running out of time. That's how you try to make a great escape for something.

Like, you're running from something. The walk of shame. No. Here's something where you're not supposed to be. No, but listen. But listen. Take your outfit. And, no, the sickest part is i really do stack it in order of what i put it on i swear to god that's sick i don't know why i do it literally goes t-shirt yeah okay sorry socks

at the bottom yeah t-shirt shorts underwear so i'll get out dry off i'll literally go underwear shorts t-shirt then once i have those three articles on sometimes I keep the door shut sometimes I open it but regardless try this next time you do it it's it's such a weird satisfaction I do every single step that I could possibly do in that bathroom before I leave I don't know if I weirdly challenged myself one time but but I literally I said there Brush my beard beard oil in it brushed my teeth moisturizer deodorant lotion my entire existence lotion arms shoulders chest back legs knees all the way down to the feet through the socks on a

Leave-in conditioner for the hair everything I could possibly do then i leave and it's just like the second i walk out i should go that's you're sweating bro you're hot you got swamp ass okay i don't bathe in magma like she does okay whenever i get out of the shower i'm out of breath i'm hitting my hands on my knees what do you mean it's because you're supposed to be comfortable and warm not out of breath like you're what you got you mean it's because you're supposed to be comfortable and warm not out of breath like you're what you got a treadmill in your bathtub you're sitting there if i were to try to put on clothes after i would be incapacitated i would be on the floor like this now people that get clothed in the in the bathroom after a shower are on some sort of wanted list no no it's not for

that but i might it's the fbi has tapped into your phone they've realized what you've done they might they're they're they're looking into your phone. They've realized what you've done. They might be. They're looking at your phone calls. Do you ever watch videos in the shower? No. Y'all don't watch videos in the shower? You prop your phone? No, that's ADD.

Your mind has to be fixated on so you can't spend. Are you escaping something, bro? No. There's something in your mind that you don't want to acknowledge. That's probably like one out of every ten things. Or one or one out of every 10 showers. What the hell are you talking about? One out of every 10 showers. So basically if I'm doing something, if I just saw a TikTok or if I'm editing, whatever, something pops in my mind and I'm like, I need to shower. I stink. Or I need to shower. Just got back from the gym. Whatever. But I'm really thinking about a video. I'll be like, ah, two for one special.

So get the phone sideways, the landscape. Prop it up on that bar right there. And I'll just shower. Water's hitting my back. Oh, so it is hot. Oh, it's hot, but it's not magma. I'll be like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Just watch my video.

No, Doug. And that's that. No, it's because your brain needs to be fixated on something all the time. No. No, that's what it is. I'm not even trying to clown you. That's that No it's cause your brain Needs to be fixated On something all the time No No that's what it is I'm not even trying to clown you That's what it is

No No you're escaping No Oh shit No Okay It's time for people's Favorite segment

You know what that is Pop culture Pain in camp Do do do Pop culture Pain in camp Wow Wow Pop culture, pain in cam. Do, do, do. Pop culture, pain in cam. Wow! Wow!

You're giving it all. You're giving it your all. We can only love you more. So you're pop culture, pain in cam. Yeah, I'll go first. You recover. So, obviously, you know what time we're in. You know what month it's in.

You know what sport we both used to play. It's March Madness. If you didn't fill out your bracket, shame on you. If you did fill out your bracket, I guarantee it's already busted. But, guarantee none of y'all, not a single one of you picked Purdue losing first round. Anyway, March Madness is wild. What the fuck? What? What? What?

What? What? Bro, those eyes are creeping me out. Where did that come from what the oh? No, no, I did not like that at all stop get the hell away No, I didn't like that. I really didn't like that. I don't know why holy shit that I got into my deep No, stop, bro. You too you're stop it stop stop stop stop I don't you stop it where what the hell where did that come from Oh my god! Come pet your cute little horse! Come pet your little trusty steed! A cute...

Come pet your trusty steed! A trusty steed? Bring it in. Just go ahead and touch my mane. Oh! You! That thing is terrifying! Well just give me a little apple, huh? Dude, my... Just go put a little apple in my... Just go put a little apple in my...

Just go put a little apple in my mouth. Yeah, mmm. Mmm. You... You need clinical help. That... Where did that come from? Dude, that thing is creeping me out.

The vein in its face. Oh my... It started to smell like urinal pad in here. You're crying. It smelled so bad. Oh, my God. Dude, my heart actually skipped. I don't know.

That scared the hell out of me. I don't know why, bro. I don't know if... Holy hell. That scared me, bro. I just wanted to be a little trusty steed. Where did you get that from? No, it smelled like potty in here. Okay, I don't care that it doesn't even smell like port-a-potty.

Where did you obtain this? I just wear it on Wednesdays after bingo. It smells like potty in here. Okay, I don't care that it doesn't even smell like port-a-potty. Where did you obtain this? I just wear it on Wednesdays after bingo. Just in case I want to. He's off the orage-o. This man needs help. Send anything you can. I don't even know.

Oh my God, there better not be another one. Oh. Oh my god. There better not be another oh my god Everybody all right you are deranged Anybody anybody else want one? We're good Peyton Einstein. He would put on my man Try it on try it on you just said it smelled like piss. You've smelled me before. Go ahead and try that on. Be my trusty little steed.

Oh, oh god. No, it's a little bit of urinal cake. That's all it smells like. Oh my god, dude dude that is terrifying i don't like it dude i do duck down duck down i don't like it i don't like it that is creepy dude i want to give you a little smooch. Oh. Yeah, bend down. Yeah, bend down, I can't see you. There you go. Oh.

Oh, I wanna pet my little horsey, come here. Let me pet my little horsey. Oh, give me a little neigh. Give me a little neigh. Give me a little minute. Let me ride my little horse. Let me ride my little horse. Get off him. Get off him. Get off him. He's like Ruben. Oh, hell. Oh, shit.

It's like it gives you powers. Yeah, get that out of here. Oh, that's a... So how was the March Bracket? Don't ever do that again. So how was your March Brack Don't ever do that again. So how was your March bracket? I was too invested in that.

It's busted. That's insane. Don't ever do that again. My mouth is so swollen now from laughing. I think my lips are chapped after coming out of that. No, I spit all in there. I'm sorry. When I was going... What the hell?

You got a little bit of wisdom juice on there. Because you know that back saliva is thick too so that's that's what's on here oh i can tell you something disgusting please don't is it about wisdom teeth no okay what say it could we just cut pop culture no okay uh that's insane that you just did that that's sick but it's just hair falling everywhere. Pop Coture, Peyton and Kim, Pop Coture, Peyton and Kim, bam. Okay, March Madness, your brackets are busted. The horse situation is insane. Very fun time of the year though. Basically, almost any time you turn on a telly, there's basketball being played.

So it's always fantastic for the hoop culture. You got NBA going. You got March Madness going. I played in March Madness. Everything. Everything is. No, you didn't. Everything's winding up.

And it's. Not even close. No, not even close. No, it's cool though. But yeah, that was my segment. March Madness. Did you make it? Hope your brackets are still good.

There's your perfect brackets left. Oh, no, duh. There's never going to be a perfect. You know the odds of a perfect bracket hasn't there been one they did i don't know i don't know if there's ever been a perfect bracket but you know the odds of a perfect bracket it said and i don't i don't okay i don't know if i believe this this said you have a better you have better odds okay of picking one grain of sand from earth one single grain of sand from earth okay and then me telling you go pick the same grain no there's no chance then to make a perfect march that i don't believe

that i said that's impossible there's no chance that's that's you know how much grains of sand there are bro think on earth think about one minuscule like man-made beach and then think about it would take a million lifetimes to even get that piece of great like yeah phoenix vegas hey i got one for you sahara exactly bro hell no there's no way there's whoever said that it's stupid that's what i said i said there's no way um for my pop culture um it's not too fun um you should know podcast alumni uh bj flores we see he's good now yeah jake paul's boxing coach in season one of the you should know podcast i had him on had an interview really cool dude and like 40 subscribers at the time and it was right when jake paul's boxing career was taken off and he decided to come on

the podcast um go watch that if you want to um he was involved in a robbery yeah in uh somewhere some country um he's he survived he got a little pew pew to the leg but he's fine he got out of him that's crazy uh so he's good so we just want to send love to bj flores you're you should know family so you know we got you uh yeah um i feel like i should have came with something happier i mean or i i probably should i probably should one more time i probably should have let you go first yeah you always anybody if everyone if anybody ever approached you like a good and bad news don't ever take the good first no no you want to end on a good note. Yeah. Hey, you got the new job. Your dog's dead.

Like, that's a horrible. No one would ever want to hear that. Rather, rather. Hey, I hate to tell you. Buttercup passed away. No. But you got the promotion. You did get that promotion.

Gives a shit about Buttercup. Exactly. I mean, that's how that works. I wanted Buttercup gone. Okay. See, now you got some little skeletons in the closet. Speaking of Buttercup, Malcolm. I went to see Malcolm. He's not doing one. He's not? No, that's how that works. I want a buttercup going. Okay, see, now you've got some little skeletons in the closet. Speaking of buttercup, Malcolm. I went to see Malcolm.

He's not doing well. He's not? No, he's fine. I was about to say, that dog's immortal. No, he's fine. He just is a little slower. Yeah, he just can't see. He's glazed eyes.

No, he can see fine. Oh, he's got glazed eyes. He can't hear very well. He's got glazed eyes. No. His little ascot he wears. His little bandana. It stinks.

You didn't say anything, actually. You said, I went to go see him. Oh, I just said he's old. That was it. anything, actually. You said, I want you to go see him. That was it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Great story. I genuinely don't think he knows who I am. Like, I think because we spent, since sixth grade until I moved to college, we were together

every day. And then since college, I haven't seen him all that often because I've lived away from home. So I think he knows, like, oh, that's the guy that comes in every now and then. But I don't need, like, I don't. I like him. He smells kind of like me, but I'm not sure who he is. Mom?

I don't think he's realized. I'm the one who raised him. I taught you what you know. Dude, their dog doesn't go in the kitchen. No, no. He knows better. He's not allowed in the kitchen. He literally will get it to him and just be like.

Yeah. Dude, that's hilarious. So we had barbecue. T he loves tennis we had barbecue and we had it to the house we had like brisket sandwiches we had ribs wings did you make the wings no no no dad he does that for special occasions whenever we go to austin yeah uh and some round rock donuts oh my god my mom said you should bring some round rock donuts to them i said no um but uh so we had ribs right and brisket sandwiches and we didn't like completely finish it we're popping i didn't because my tooth was hurting and i put in the trash can downstairs malcolm's old and feeble

and the trash can is in the kitchen he knows not to go in there you know he doesn't go in there that dog is an assassin he's a sneaky assassin so we all went upstairs we're talking watching the games or whatever and we heard something downstairs we're like and we're like oh malcolm's probably just trying to get up on the couch because it takes him two minutes to try to get the energy and so we go downstairs and we're looking for malcolm and normally he greets us at the bottom of the stairs like malcolm malcolm we couldn't find malcolm we're looking for Malcolm and normally he greets us at the bottom. Malcolm, Malcolm. We couldn't find Malcolm. We're like, all right, maybe he's maybe he's kicked the bucket.

Maybe he's done. Maybe it's time on Earth is over. We look over and he's in the corner of the house, like the deep, dark corner that no one ever goes to by the table. Yes. OK. And so we're like, Malcolm, what are you doing? And he's just back to us. And he just looks over and he's

like and we're like you good Malcolm like did you get bit by something we look down he has like four ribs under the thing and we're like Malcolm you stole ribs and he goes and then we take the ribs from him and we're like okay boom and we're going to step he has like a little palate over there we go to step where he's at we step on the pallet and something just sharp pokes me in the foot he hit two more ribs under the pallet he had like a refrigerator of ribs under there he's like throws the thing over he's like they're not gonna that's his stash and then he goes back for more he's a sick dog i get busted with this i always got my stashash. He's a little sick. Mouth is a little sick bastard for that one. Oh, speaking of South by, I didn't even say this.

Speaking of South by, the last time we all went to, no, you weren't there. The last time we went to South by together is we went to the Future concert. Yeah, Double Homicide. I was more talking about how somebody in Future's group tried to beat my ass. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody from Freeband just didn't like peyton that day

yeah they didn't i literally was just standing there enjoying march madness i was like dirty snow in the styrofoam and then all of a sudden i get hit by a water bottle what the hell what's going on he's like move your big and i look up and it's just futures people on top of a rafter and they're like and i'm like am i wearing the wrong thing is the future not like black yeah yeah of course we know you're wearing black uh yeah so that just reminded me of that how did that remind you of that i don't know how did that how did your dog hiding ribs remind you of getting a water bottle thrown to your head three years ago how does that happen because you want to talk about me and my miraculous mind how did that happen and you brought up a topic

that we spoke on 25 minutes ago. Because I was thinking my orange gel was starting to get to the brain. Oh, it's infusing into the gums. It's getting into your central nervous system. I haven't bitten down in 48 hours. Like, my mouth has just been open for 48 hours. I can't bite down. Smoothie King.

Vanilla Hulk add cinnamon? I'm about to. But that's not going to fill me. That's just going to make me poop. It's like 1,100 calories. It'll fill you up. Speaking of a trip I went on, I think I went to one of the most horrible hotels that a human being can check into like it was the sickest hotel i have ever been present in how where

i oh god i don't i don't want to give the location because if i give the location people will find it because if you go through this town, you know not to stay here. There was no sign on the outside of it. It was like one of those marquees that you put the letters in and it said hotel. They would have done better doing like a picket sign in the front. But I was doing a long road trip and I was so tired. I was like, I have to stay the night here. Like I have to or I'm going to pass out on the side of the road.

I have to just check into this place. It was like $20 to stay the night here like i have to or i'm going to pass out on the side of the road i have to just check into this place it was like 20 to stay there so i was like oh i can afford that i was decided to be frugal frankie yeah you should have you should have not you should have been freelancer frederick at that point and just kept it pushing and so i go to the i go into the lobby i say hey i just need a room for the night they're like okay bet first of all okay bet like not okay how can your name anything not good okay bet they hand me a key that's sick it's not a key card it's really a physical key you have to twist it to the door and to open up the room i go up to the room now the first thing i do when i go into hotel rooms the bathroom that's an important sanctuary place i need to know if the bathroom is good i check i go into the bathroom

normally when you go to a hotel bathroom towels are folded up white towels folded up maybe a little swan a little duck normally but you know those are hotel towels fresh on top of the thing folded up nice for you there was one pink towel hanging over the shower like it was getting dried out never been into a hotel with a pink towel. It's like one of them just peed here on their break or something. There's one towel, pink, hanging over the shower. No, no. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. I can't stay here. That right there would have been enough for me. I'd be like, who the hell? Whose beach towel is in the middle? We're off a highway. highway there's no water in sight someone has a beach towel right here no it's awesome that's enough for me it's like okay guess i'm not bathing tonight it's not a problem for me really so i walk i walk further into the hotel oh my god i walk through to the hotel the wallpaper is like

folded at the corners like it's coming off of the ceiling like it's like it's just a folding off the wall and I was like they should probably get some glue to put that back up together should probably fix that now you know fixer upper unit you're not even supposed to be here but the guy was like we could use that 20 bucks holy hell and then so you know how hotels it is they're joined rooms, it's double doors. Yeah. So you open your door, there's no other door.

Yeah. This one, it was one door, it was unlocked. I could have just walked in. I could have got slain in my sleep. Oh. It was one door unlocked. It didn't have a lock on it. No, it did.

It was broken. It had a lock. It wasn't locked. No. No, bro. So I could have gotten slain in my sleep i would have barricaded the door i didn't care at that point i was so tired and so i go to lay on the bed and i was like i knew i probably shouldn't go under the the sheets i shouldn't because i god

knows at this point yeah no but as soon as i lay on the bed i couldn't tell if the mattress was wrapped in plastic or they just had like newspaper under there but it was crackling it's like oh this might be a fixer-upper for real like was it plastic i don't know i didn't figure it out i just slept on top of the thing i did not want to figure it out you literally probably like this just laying there and so i wake up the next morning i'm like okay i'm just i'd i'm gonna wait a little bit get myself together for hit the road now So normally you know in the mornings housekeeping comes by and it's a nice little knock on the door It's a pleasant little voice housekeeping. Can we help you? I? Swear to God all I hear is do do do and you need something

What? Do I need something do I need you need something you're gonna fight me if I said, what? Do I need something? Do I need, say, hey, you need something? Are you gonna fight me if I say no? I said, no. He said, no, I'm fine. Is this your pink towel? Matter of fact, do you need a contractor to fix that lock or what?

Are you good? Your wallpaper? And so I'm like, I gotta get out of here. I go down to the lobby and you know in some hotel lobbies they have pamphlets of what to do in this city they had one pamphlet in this whole drawer of pamphlets and it was a guy holding a monkey and I said what is this I wanted to make conversation because I need to figure out where I'm at I said hey y'all got like a zoo like nearby and they're like no we had a guy i said a guy you had a guy i was

like you like well you had a guy like yeah if you paid extra he brings his monkey to the parking line you could take pictures with it and stuff i swear to god they had a monkey guy i said what do you mean had and they're like oh no he got arrested for it it's like exotic animal trading. They had an exotic monkey trading, gambling, little underneath the surface, route running exotic animals. Yeah. They were a drug front. They were 100%. They were money laundering.

Yeah, that is Ozarks. Yeah. Is there a Wendy working here? Wendy Bird. That is. What. Yeah. Is there a Wendy working here? Wendy Bird. That is... What do you mean you have a guy? Does he live on the grounds? Is he literally just chilling in his room,

bathing in pink bath towels, waiting for a call to go get 20 bucks to take a picture with his chimp? If it was a cute little chimp, that'd be crazy. If it was a cute little monkey. If it was a full-blown chimp. You need to call local law enforcement. Everybody needs their money, bro.

No, not like that. You need some? That was the sickest part. I was expecting housekeeping. Housekeeping, he said. You need some? No, hell no. No.

For you to leave, please. Maybe a towel. Yeah, yeah maybe if you got any other white towels preferably not pink beach towels holy no it was the sickest hotel i've ever been in bro that's not that's not okay you shouldn't that's not okay no i stayed because i knew this was gonna be a great podcast topic i was like this is great god is giving me a like a story right yeah well what if god didn't let you come out of that, huh? Put me as a rug. Imagine that hotel with your hairy lower back runway rug.

It would have fit really well with the ambience. Oh, shit. That's disgusting. Yeah. But everyone needs their money, so. No, that's sick. But, all right. Last thing.

I'm going to wrap this up. Here we go. I was asked this would you rather question, and I know your answer's gonna piss me off. I just absolutely know it. That's not a lot of faith in me. Okay. Would you rather use boiling hot water straight from the stove as eye drops?

Nope. Minimum five eye drops. Oh, God. Or would you rather gargle soiled, chunky old milk? Mm-hmm. Minimum 30 seconds. I'm lactose intolerant as it is. Give me the boiling eye drops. Easy money.

That might have been stupid. Easy money. Boiling water. For my eyes? Boiling water in your eyes. That's your strongest muscle in your head is your eyes first off it's not second your sclera would disintegrate i went to school with the sclera in middle school i went to school with one what does he have to do with this

we have math together that's in your eye we went to math that's in your eye it's gone boiling what five do you understand what boiling is? Do you understand how nasty chunky milk is? Imagine that. We didn't say drink it. You gargle it. Oh, a little bit's going to seep down your throat passage, Cam. What do you got?

You got the strong jaw? Oh, you got strong throat? Why are you choking? Oh, strong throat. You got strong throat? Oh, you're going to close your passageway? Oh, a little seeps down and I vomit one time. At least I can see for the rest of my life. I like the X-Men.

I want to wear the cool goggles. The cool goggles. Alright, Cyclops. You be Cyclops. I'll be the neighborhood milkman. You call me Dairy Boy for all you want. I'll be Dairy Boy for the rest of my life. I can see you insult me and give you repercussions. You're just saying that because you have pretty eyes. That's the

only reason. Bro, you're going to be fine. If my eyes were poop brown, I'd pick the milk. I scratch my cornea good the next day. I can take a little bit of warm water, Cam. Warm water. If you can drink it, you can take it in the eye. Not how that works. Why'd you brace yourself for contact?

Your vision would be destroyed. I have glasses. You enjoy what you're seeing right now? Do you enjoy what you do? Yeah. Wouldn't be like that anymore. I wore goggles my whole sports career. I could wear them again for podcasting.

All right, Rick Specs, Cyclops, you wouldn't be able to see. Cam, yes you can. Why can you take boiling hot water with tea and I can't take it with eye drops? It's going in your throat. I wouldn't wear a cup. A whole thing. Multiple muscles. Multiple.

You know how thin your. Think about how thin just your eyelid is. What do we do? I open my eyes. It wouldn't be on the eyelid. I can still blink afterwards. Exactly. Think about how thin and sensitive your eyeball is.

There's one little grain of dirt and it'll have you like this. Oh, sorry Milky Way. Sorry Dairy Boy Blue Bell Guy. Yeah. I don't like dairy. It makes me poop. Do you know the pain I have off of one ice cream cone? I'm out for three and a half hours.

That's if you eat the ice cream cone. You're just gargling the milk. It would be disgusting. Oh, my name's Cam. I got strong throat. I could close it off. So whenever you do Listerine, nothing goes. You don't swallow your Listerine.

All right, Salsa Boy. You don't swallow your Listerine. No. Oh, good throw, Cam. Everybody, good throw, Cam. You swallow your Listerine. No. Ooh, good throw, Cam. Everybody, good throw, Cam. You swallow your Listerine. What the hell did you just said you swallow your Listerine? 74% of the time, probably.

Why are you? That's not good. It's not healthy. It says do not swallow. I don't do it on purpose, but I don't. So whenever I spit it out, a little bit always stays, and I'm like, I don't feel like spitting again. Maybe that's why they had medical malpractice that listerine was seeping into your throat cavity for so long it gave them a false layer that's because i thought they're supposed to

scissor that it was it was just listerine cam in a past life wanted to be a milkman he wanted to go door to door and hand out oh i wanted to be a milkman yeah hey how's ice cream sandwiches huh i don't like them oh why not why not? Because it makes me poop. Exactly why I'm going to take them. I get to enjoy all ice cream in the world. Exactly why you want to do that. Blue Bill, Ben & Jerry's. Oh, I enjoy ice cream, not poop.

Maybe vomit. It's going to be disgusting. It smells awful, but if you plug your nose, it won't be that bad. 30 seconds. Lifetime of vision problems. Ultra pain. Yeah, I think I'm going to go with that one. All right, college boy, what class did you read wherever they were like,

oh, if you put boiling water in your eye, you're done? It's an eyeball. Yes, strongest muscle. It recovers the quickest. It's not even – is an eye a muscle? I'm going on a limb. I'm going on a limb. It's an eye a muscle.

Okay, Cam, you have to say I'm right if the eye is the strongest muscle in your brain. Is an eye a muscle? There are six extra... There's six muscles that control all the movement of the eye. These muscles are the superior rectus, inferior rectus, lateral rectus, medical rectus, lateral rectus, medical rectus, superior oblique, and inferior oblique.

The muscles of the eye are designed to stabilize and move the eyes. So the eye itself is not a muscle, dope. It's the strongest one. No it's not. Okay Cam, you're wrong about this one. I could set a timer for 30 seconds, we could just sit here and it'd be done, that's it.

My expirial rectum is gonna be exploded if I do the milk. Your expirial rectum? It was up here, buddy. Wreck this. Whatever. You're dumb. How can you, I'm dumb? Yeah.

You're picking 30 seconds of discomfort and possible throw up over vision problems and excruciating pain. Matter of fact, let's say you don't even lose your sight. Let's say it's crazy painful. So you mean to tell me you'd rather go through something that's crazy painful than just crazy nasty.

And one's going to be certainly longer. I can take pain. Can you? How's your jaw? How's your jaw? It hurts. My life is pain. Okay. I cut deep. You're stupid. I don't want to hear it.

No, you suck. You suck. More people will agree with me. I thought for once. I thought for once. For once. We would just say the same thing. Me too.

Milkman. Dairy boy. All right, Cyclops. Ray Charles. That wasn't... That thing is disgusting. That thing is terrifying. It literally made my heart speed up.

No, it is terrifying. It was creepy. Look at the eyes, bro. That's the worst part. No, that is in the veins in the snout. Audio listeners, you have to go to the YouTube. Oh, my Lord. You'll see it somewhere.

Guys, thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Thank you for bearing with my list. Oh, congrats on one year, buddy. One year. Scrate at it. Scrate to it. Not missing a single week. 52 straight.

He had a bad jaw. Sorry about that one. If you're here this late, me and Cam have been going back and forth on this. I want to just take the season two off and just keep going up numerically rather than going season three episode ones i don't want it because we've worked so hard to get these numbers up so i just kind of want to leave it at whatever he will in the future he wants to be able to see episode 102 yeah but not season three episode four yeah season three episode five so tell us what y'all think yeah it i mean it literally doesn't matter but just what y'all prefer just two different opinions

whatever you prefer whatever you think would be cool it'd be a part of too because y'all are 100 a part of it yeah and um whenever i do get my wisdom surgery i'm not missing the podcast i'm gonna schedule it to where i can come making sure we're gonna deliver and he's just gonna have to recover what do you say big guy yeah and a lot of you are now you're gonna ask get the wisdom to video on the patreon no i do not want to be filmed so just let me have this part of sanctuary to myself, guys. Thank you, please. I'm sorry. This week's secret code, special code, confuse the casuals, drop it everywhere on all platforms.

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I love you all. My jaw hurts.