You Should Know Podcast - I FOUGHT A FRATERNITY -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

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He is on 10 right now. He punched me right in my sternum area. Where is my sternum? Not quite sure. Out of excitement and it scared me. And so he's full of excitement. So this is going to be a Zoomies filled podcast. I love you.

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Yeah! Alright, alright, alright. I hope you didn't crash. Alright. But we're back at it again. Episode 29. You know what that is? That's one away from 30.

You know what happens at 30? Nothing. It's just another episode. But maybe I lied and maybe I didn't. You have to come back next week to figure out if 30 is just an episode Ooh big 30. Anyway, we're right back at it. Let's go. I told you get to it It's just we're gonna have you know what it's gonna be an experience this isn't this isn't an episode this is an experience Let's go you're right great you need water all right you need water. I all right? I am great. You need water?

You need water? I'm not good. I'm great. That's an inside joke. That's funny. I'll be in trouble. All right. How are you?

We'll take it to the review team during edit. It's all good. How have you been? How was your week? Do the pinky? Do the pinky? No, I don't want to do that. We said on the other episode that we're not doing the pinky. I don't want to do the pinky. I don't want to do the pinky. Do the pinky. No, I don't want to do that. We said on the other episode that we're not doing the pinky.

I don't want to do the pinky. I don't want to do the pinky. Two, one. We're not doing anything else. I said add the pinky. He said no. That's it. Can we do something?

That's how negotiations work. You want to negotiate? I said no. So there is no negotiation. You do pinky. See? If I hold my arm here for five more seconds, there will be sweat that drips onto this carpet. If you make fun of me one more time, I'm punching our son right in the face.

You say you don't like Dragon. I love Dragon, but if you make fun of me, he gets all the repercussions. He doesn't deserve that. All right, then. So give me the pinky. I want to say something. There we go. That's a negotiation.

I want to say something. In the Discord, there's like a split decision on if they like Dragone or not. Some people are like, I'm terrified of Dragone. And some people are like, oh, we love Dragone. I'm going to go, ooh, if you love him, you can stay on board. Ooh, if you're terrified, get the hell out. No, no, no. No, I love.

I'm kidding. We love all of you. But Dragone's here to stay. He is. He is a part of us. He's a part of you. We're all part of one. It's synergy.

It's synthesis. We are all together. He's here. So if you don't like him you better learn to love him that's right not like him love him because he's staying you see him he's got some more air in him he's rocking his adult small shirt looks like a little onesie like a moo moo almost but that's that he's good he's here to stay so get with it get out i'm kidding i'm i don't even foot the foot right now i don't know what's going on.

Foot to foot. Can you do the thing you did last episode and slapped upon my foot? No, you have a shoe on. It hurt my knuckles. I had a shoe on last time. And it hurt my knuckles. I had 550s on there, or a lot more. Whatever, dude. My name's Cam. I got a big ass head.

Oh, okay. Oh, there's one. Keep it up. Keep it up. He's going to be missing some of those vicious teeth if you keep it up. I got what? But, hey, we're back again. Not.

What are you doing? Your hips. Okay. Oh, I got a bad hip. Yeah, well, it's not hurting today. What'd you doing? Your hips. Okay. Ooh, I got a bad hip. Yeah, well, it's not hurting today. What'd you say? Yeah. I don't live.

Cam's wife is in the building, so I have to be careful of making fun of them. But I have no defense here. I get made fun of every week. You're so low. All right. All right. Episode 29. Yep. all right all right episode 29 um yep like peyton said in the intro uh we're super grateful super thankful for all of you being here continuing to come back bringing others with you uh this is truly a community and a family and we are just happy to keep it rolling keep it going week in

week out keep it up get your hand out of your pants. I got to buy new underwear, dude. Then get your hand out of your pants. It's like I'm swallowing them up again. It just happens. Get your hand out of your pants. We're sitting on a... Yeah, you have some hand sanitizer now? What's going on?

Because I'll be damned if you try to dap me up with that, your little poop hand, later. Do I poop from the front now? I don't know if you picked in the front the back i don't know your ass should be munching on your underwear that's the thing as a child did you i know we were all ignorant as children and we didn't really know how the human body worked i thought this you know whenever you know when people give birth right and there's a there's a cord i thought it was called the identical cord the idea yep this one's mine it's connected to me

uh i think this is the right one the idea i don't know what is identifying it through the cord because like that's you know you're related so that you're identical yeah i i quite am related to the the being that's coming out of the woman that I went 50-50 and made that with. Yeah. We're related. Are you going to cut the identical cord whenever you have a kid? The ethical cord? I didn't say that.

You said, are you going to cut the ethical cord? That's not identical. Either one of them is wrong, but yeah, I'm going to cut the umbilical cord. That's what it's called. Can I be there? Sure. Can I help hold the scissors? Nope. Okay. I'm going to deliver my baby. Yeah cord that's what it's called can i be there can i help hold the scissors nope okay yeah that's true we're gonna have it's gonna be a big in-house baby i'm not gonna i'm not

pregnant right now so no we're talking a lot about children they're not even in existence yet i'm not i'm i can't i can't like even like you're gonna cry oh no he's gonna cry yeah i'm gonna be like snip and go to get his reactions like oh i'm not gonna be in the room i'm not gonna be in the room no you're i can't see that no yeah that's no no no no even no even if it might whoa i'll see y'all in the lobby even like i'm saying this now but i know if i ever in an alternate universe find love and then get married um and have a kid i don't know if i could be there you have to be people um people got weird morning routines the thing that really upsets me that i found out that a lot of people do and if anybody watching this podcast does this we have now an underlying beef that is it's true right

you're right yeah um if if if the first thing that you digest in the morning, if the first thing you digest in the morning isn't water, you should be on the FBI as most wanted list. People that wake up and immediately go to the coffee. I can't do that. That's foul. That's one thing that I did implement. I started drinking water.

Like, even if it's a little amount, just good old flush. Flush the toxins. Good old about eight ounces of water just straight are you measuring it nope but it's pretty easy to guess it you can guess eight ounces what are you a scientist nope just a human that drinks water that's about it yeah you can twitch that little foot all you want eight ounces isn't that hard buddy we we have uh also implemented a rule in the you should know podcast that i haven't even told you about let's say we have no i have yeah there we go uh

i will no longer be digesting that coffee what oh no yeah no i can't no i can't that's a it was an unspoken rule but now it's we we have it in writing he's not allowed to have that drink and the crazy part is there's a ton of comments like, three shots of espresso, that's it. That's kind of the point I'm making. Three shots is not, I mean, it's espresso, it's going to get you there, but it's not wild. There's some of y'all like, his three is what happens to me when I take eight.

If he took eight, he'd be crawling up the wall like the scene from the movie Legion. She's like, your baby's going to burn. And she starts crawling up like a spider. He would literally turn into some extraterrestrial being if he had eight shots. I don't know why people were trying to compete with me. They were like, I do 18 every morning. I'm like, sorry, you have an addiction. I can't fix that.

No, I mean, three shots of espresso for him is... It's too much. It's not him is – It's too much. It's not that yet. It's too much. It's like a – you need to tone it back down. I'm having a lot of nostalgia in this room right now because we have all of our college friends. I wish that they were kind of on the podcast right now

to talk about stories of college, but I was looking – What do you mean? Yeah, but I didn't prep them to come up here with stories. There is a story that I have about a college party we went to where I did make a mistake. Okay. It was multiple of those. Now we got to dial it down. I've already told the story where I was hiding in the bathtub whenever the campus police came police came in and I panicked yeah were you there for that oh she was the snake yeah she set us up

but um we went to a bigger university that was 30 minutes away for this like house party right and this was like my first like real college party and I didn't know how things worked like that was pretty good on that was really good oh you're talking about me yeah okay I knew my part was solid I wouldn't put something out here if it wasn't good so about you okay back to it so I didn't know like the social structure of college parties and what like certain things happened that i didn't know that happened again a lot of unspoken rules a lot of unspoken rules unspoken you just gotta know it and this one rule i wish it was spoken so i was i was in this party i might have had a bit of little liquid courage in

me on your college you're young you're having fun you're having fun. That's what I was doing. So the music was going, I was sweating, I was doing my thing, dancing, having my fun. But then all of a sudden it seemed like a parade of people, a train of people started to maneuver their way through the party. And then everybody started to part the Red Sea, started to just move out of the way.

And I was like, who are these people? Are they work? Is this an invasion? What's happening? I was like, I've never seen these people before. What is their job here? What are they here to accomplish? But then they started to all, in sync, synchronize, move their shoulders yeah they they were like really good like they've

been practicing this before and i'm like did did did i miss for this did i miss the rehearsal for this party like i didn't know we were in high school musical where's my team yeah are we next what's happening exact so they were all doing their thing and people started pulling out their phones flashes were on and they were looking into the cameras making a bunch of like you know promiscuous faces and I was like oh they got it they're them a lot of people like them yeah I want to be involved in that now I didn't know there was a sign-up sheet there's so there is a there is a bunch of team meetings practices tryouts I didn't know that I had to do that. Full-blown organization. Yeah, to be involved in this cool little train of dancing. The liquid courage was in me.

This was my first time. I didn't know the rules. When they were in their little circle doing their shimmies, breaking it real low, this is when I had good knees. I could get down with them. You made knees? Yeah, well, I wouldn't say I had that. You used to throw something.

Oh, my God. wouldn't say I had that well you used to used to throw something back what oh my god so they were in their in their circle and I saw the attention that they were getting the girl that I liked in the party was filming them and I was like oh no I need to be involved in this on that camera oh 100% I will be on her story tonight so as they were dancing i said this is my time to shine i jumped in their little their little train of dancing didn't know what i was doing i just followed the shoulder movements i started to you know what i'm saying i was in there doing my thing not even five seconds it was like the third shoulder roll i get picked up like this my feet weren't on the ground anymore yeah my i didn't choose to be lifted up like this i didn't't on the ground anymore my feet aren't yeah my i didn't

choose to be lifted up like this i didn't go to hogwarts why am i levitating and there someone has grabbed me and then as soon as i did that it was a bunch of oh oh oh oh and i was like oh i messed up bad like this is bad and then somebody pulled me to the side and said if you do that again we're gonna beat your ass and i, I was just trying to join the dance. I didn't know what was going on. Little did I know those were things called, I believe, noops. And they take that dancing very seriously. And I apologize to all the noops.

I don't know if this is the same organization, but somebody had a cane. I did grab the cane. I thought that was just like the chalice for the night. I didn't know it was an award Bad my the first so I the first and I don't think was at the first All right, so my first encounter with said organization, I was in the back and I was like, hey, is this the ROTC? I said, why? Is this a military group?

Why do they all have camouflage? Are we sending them off to battle? They all look like soldiers. I said, what is this group? Because they come out and they're camoed down. They're screaming, doing their stuff. I'm like, they're all they come out and they're camo down they're screaming doing their stuff i'm like they're going to battle like this is this is this college's platoon that we are now shipping to the other side of the world they're so cool thank you and yeah and i said oh oh that's

not this isn't military okay they're just some cool guys all doing the same little thing so my uh what's the right word my uh you gotta find it we can cut it out if we don't like it yeah but we're the one click kid we don't we don't cut a lot of stuff that's a fact um my my role in said group of collegiate basketball team is tick where where are you going? What's, where are you going? I don't know. The camera was like flushing me out. Sorry. So my said role, I'd say eight out of ten times every time we go to an event. I was the one, if not two of us, in a polite and respectful way, the token Caucasian of our group. Yes, yes, yes. You were.

With that comes responsibilities. It does. I have to uphold the token Caucasian-ness of our said establishment, but at the same time, I am with my brothers, not brothers because of, you know, we're brothers, we share the same journey.

We know, we know. Yeah. But you have a lot of eyes on you. Things can go really right or really wrong for you. Very wrong, very wrong. Yeah. Or subpar in the right direction. Like, oh, that guy's cool, okay? But you have a lot of eyes on you. Things can go really right or really wrong for you. Very wrong. Very wrong. Or subpar in the right direction. Like, oh, that guy's cool.

Okay. So one of these things happen. A whole conga train breaks out. They do their military esquire stuff. And I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool. And I can move decently. We all know this. I'm not about to just come out there and hit you with a dancing with the stars performance. But I can come out there.

And, you know, my shoulders got some lube in them. The knees were decent. Never had mega knees. But hips, you know, one of them was shaking. One of them was shaking. But I used that to the advantage. I'd let that one be the one that drops often. That could get me low enough.

And I'd just fight through the pain and just kind of wince on the way up. But so with this, back to the responsibility part. Essentially, I don't know. Every time time we went out some song breaks out everyone everyone's you know doing their stuff and then it's just like say everyone's looking this way then it's just like it's like camp yeah it was never like a let me just feel this out let me do it myself it was always like all right we've all danced it's your turn white boy and it's all like the it's literally it was never just like i could never do my own thing it was always like all right go and i'm just like and i was like so of course sweat starting to perspire heart starting to right so i have to perform right there's some nights where the entire location would be like, oh, okay, good job, go, da-da-da.

But I got about 15 to 20 seconds of dancing in me before I start to get in my own head. So this one night, the same with you, you know, let the hip hang a little bit, get low, hit the whole little shoulders one night. So they want me to do what they're doing. And I said, see, I don't think you understand. I didn't go to this choreography session. I'm not going to don't think you understand. I didn't go to this choreography session.

I'm not going to be on the same level. I didn't go to rehearsals. This will not be good. And you will laugh at me. So due to those circumstances, I'm not going to perform for you. I'm not going to set myself up for failure. Right. As I thought, at least.

So I get pressured and pretty much shoved into doing this. And they're like, no, you got it, bro. You got it, bro. And they shoved me out this. And they're like, no, you got it, bro. You got it, bro. And they shoved me out there. So now I'm right behind. As soon as they shoved me, it's like they closed the gate. Make this circle. So I'm now in, again, this is not at the same location that night.

I was there. I know what you're talking about. But in another circumstance, I'm now in this circle with nothing but 50 of these. Oh, get it, white boy. Go show us what you got. Screaming. Oh, let's see it. And I'm just like, like a full-blown fever dream.

Just panic. And this one circumstance, I was sitting here, so I'm like, all right. This is, okay, for the next 10 seconds, this is me in my own head. I'm like, all right, we got to perform. We got to give them what they want. I just don't know. I don't wanna make a fool of myself I was so deep in thought I literally went like this I Tried to just break the barricade and get out of the circle I tried to Flush my way through the smallest of crevice and get out and all of a sudden I'm getting shoved back in I'm like no dog

I really don't wanna I can't do this right now. Let me out here of crevice and get out and all of a sudden i'm getting shoved back in i'm like no dog i really don't want to i can't do this right now let me out here so i finally get out every single person if they knew me didn't know me my own teammates everyone bro you suck you know that you're a loser you suck so now not only did i not perform right but i got made fun of. Then I spent the rest of the night by myself in devastated loneliness and sad because I couldn't live up to this expectation of being the one of two, possibly three, depending on the night and team,

token Caucasians to go out and... You... Oh, oh! There's a beast right next to me. And it was sad. You have a good success rate, though. Yeah, I mean, I definitely have more wins than losses in those scenarios, but that was my biggest loss.

You're very loved in the community. That night was worth about four L's. It's all right. It wasn't just a singular loss. It was like I didn't perform. It was on camera. I then got ridiculed. Then no one spoke to me.

So four L's one night, but what do you do when you know you bounce back exact words that one of uh... i think i was in two days running she probably removed yet no yet braces probably it

you have braces you teeth wore this you fix into this your wisdom teeth comes in they go back to this uh i'm getting veneers though that was a consensus like they just in sinks and they're not yeah well yeah why not you have the teeth there's no need to there's no need to rip them out of your skull and get fake ones. You don't have to rip them out of your skull. You don't have to. There's kinds that you do. Oh, you want to clip on a mouth guard that looks like good teeth over your normal teeth?

No, no, they're not clip-ons. They're permanent, but... You want to come... Dude, why is everybody so worried about my mouth? Because you have a good mouth already. You do have good teeth. You have a good mouth already. You have a good smile is what meant it was supposed to come out.

You have good teeth. You have a good mouth. That's insane. All right. So, uh... Oh, fuck. I was thinking about something, because after this, right now is the State Fair of Texas, right? And there's obviously studios in Dallas.

The State Fair is in Dallas. What's going on? I'm just excited for the State Fair. Me too. I'm going to be a glizzy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh.

Oh. Where's the phone? Is that the beast? Oh. I didn't know we leashed How to Train Your Dragon to shoot for their fourth movie in our studio. Look what is in the studio right now. That is the biggest.

Is that a cockroach or a cricket? I pray to God it's a cricket. It's a cricket. Oh, wow. Don't go get him. Let him survive. Yeah. What do you see?

You just see him sit down over there steve irwin yeah what do you do she did not just disrespect my wife steve earl you don't know the crocodile hunter oh it's a beauty right there he's doing the crocodile row do you see you see this here. It's a beautiful bass. This one's named Alvin. Oh, my God. She was thinking Steve Harvey for Steve Irwin. Oh, wow. Steve Irwin got murked by a stingray. You can go different routes to kind of differentiate those.

One's still here. One has a mustache. Oh, one's black one has a mustache one didn't oh one's black yeah and one's white australian australian australian one's american all right so the same we'll give you some googles this um the state fair is this weekend and i was hearkening back to a previous state fair that we went to uh maybe like two years ago maybe three and this was right after I got out of a relationship and I was getting to that point of a breakup where you're you know ready to get back onto the scene and it's still hurting still real hurt timid very timid but all my friends my lovely friends here were like you

got to get back out there Peyton you're a catch you know she didn't deserve you so now not when you do this but yeah so i was like all right let me i was letting my friends gas me up there's a lot of people at the fair people from oklahoma people from texas oh my god and you know there were some beautiful ladies there i didn't have the supreme confidence at the time and you know i'm already still ladies there i didn't have the supreme confidence at the time and you know i'm already still broken yeah i'm already not a confident dude sad man thank you i'm already not confident too much as it is to go up to people i don't do it oh thank you dude it's all right um but there was this lovely woman passing by right there by the concession stand and i was like oh yeah she's beautiful i would

marry her i would court her i told cam about it i told the rest of my friends about it i was like i want i want to talk to her how do i do it i can hear your eye that was unbelievable we're having that again and you would court her yeah you did tell us yeah so i told them and they're like go do it this is your chance pay and you go get back so I told them, and they were like, go do it. This is your chance, Peyton. Go get back out there. You're back. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. I went up to her, and I should have rehearsed my lines before I went up to her.

And I just, the first thing that came to my head was, hey, do you have a boyfriend or a phone number? Not the worst. Not the worst. That's pretty down bad. But is that that's a little yeah well no it wasn't like do you have a boyfriend or a phone number and if she gives you a phone number she'll have a boyfriend see it doesn't mean that well that's not that's not my responsibility yeah so she but that's not even the worst part it did work she gave me her phone number I was excited I was like oh my god I'm back in the game as soon as I walk around I turn back around all my friends are like lined up looking at me and they're like yeah I should

have waited to celebrate I celebrated as soon as I turned back around and I said, I got it. And she saw me celebrate to y'all. I texted her and I haven't heard back from her in three years. Yep. I absolutely remember that. Yeah. Remember him showing us the texts too. Like, Hey, do you think like, maybe like your phone died or something? Like it's pretty hot.

Maybe it's, and I'm like, yeah, phone died. something like it's pretty hot maybe it's i'm like yeah phone died yeah it's uh it's okay though well it's good well my lonely loneliness hasn't changed yeah it's still i saw her on my for you page like two days ago oh wow she's a model okay so now but but let's let's just let's reverse roles right right say Say you're a model. You're said model. I am a model. Okay. You're not, but I am. You're not, but I am. So you're not. But if you were, let's say you are, cause you're not right now. No, but I am. I could be if I wanted to be whatever I want to be. So you could, I could be whatever I want to be. I could do whatever I want to do. That's also not true. I can do whatever I want to do. You can. I can do whatever I want to do. No. If I want to kick you in the jaw right now, I can't do it.

You can do that. If I wanted to jump around three times and then pull my pants down and say Sally out loud, I could do it, couldn't I? You could do that. What can I not do that I want to do? Could you jump off of the edge of a 10-foot pool and survive? Jump off the edge? Into the water? Couldn't do that, could you? Because you can't swim!

Oh, Cameron! What? Come on! He wants to... Ooh, I can do anything and everything. Try that one out. Do that without a lifeguard. Do that without me in the body of water. See how that one works for you, Mr.

Ooh! Back to what I was saying. Do that without me in the body of water. See how that one works for you, Mr. Back to what I was saying I Was a pool monitor I was a pool monitor in high school That's my first job, and I don't know how to swim yeah That's just like the woman that gave you your driver's license. That's sickening, but anyway she was so scared Yeah, scared for life, so I probably gave it to you. So let's just flip the script, right? Right. Let's do that. Say you are a model.

Because you're not. So we've established that now. You're not. But you could be. Ooh. Good job. You're not. So say you are.

Girl comes up to you. She looks good. Equally as good as you look to her, she looks to you. Right? That was a good math problem. Okay. There you go. I see it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. It's right there. It's right there. It's right there. Kill it. Get it. Get it.

Get it. Oh, it's gone. You looked the wrong way. You're like a damn Labrador. Okay So girl comes up to you. She's not a model, right? You are a model in this scenario. Not in real life So she comes up she's great whatever do to do I want to court this guy Do you have a girlfriend or number you go? Number give her the number right right and she turns around and she's looking at her group of friends and she goes yeah yes i would love that you'd love that i whenever i get a girlfriend i want her to be like so excited to be around me that's not your girlfriend that's a random girl but that will make me want her to be my girlfriend

but in her eyes she probably said this this guy, that was either a prank or he didn't mean it genuinely because if he immediately turns around and talks to them, like, I did it. It's like, did they bet him five bucks? Is he a lunatic? Is he weird? That's fair.

So that's kind of the picture I was trying to Picasso for you. That's fair. But yeah, no, it's been about three years. She never texted back. Nope. Yeah, still says red at 125757 i almost said her name just now um i cannot wait to go to this fair i'm going to be a glizzy gladiator i am going to chomp on a gladiator glizzy what yeah live wants a pickle pizza yeah that's disgusting i don't know why like where did you find it for you and I'll get it for you, but I'm not partaking.

What is a pickled pizza? Yeah, where do you... Are you kidding me? Well, it's a pizza with pickles. Obviously, it's a pizza with pickle, but what else? Is it literally like, is it still dough with sauce and cheese and then pickles on it? Because that sounds... Yeah, that's a dumb question. It's just a pickled pizza.

Obviously. Obviously. But is it literally dough, same sauce, same cheese, and then there's pickles on it? Yes. That's gross on it? Yes. That's gross. That's gross. That's worse than all the whole pineapple debate. Oh, I have a huge pizza pet peeve.

And if you do this with your pizza, grow up a little bit. How about that? We already know if you do stuffed crust pizza above the age of 13, grow up. You know what I mean? That's not mature. But if you get a pizza slice and you fold it to dip it in something or fold it to eat it, open your mouth. You know what I mean? I'm a big fold guy.

Oh, that's why I don't like you. That's why we got underlying tension. Big fold guy. Big fold guy. What is that? Because I don't want to have to double hand this triangle to eat it and let it... Why don't you pull out a fork and a knife and start cutting it if that's what we're doing? So you think a fork and a knife, utensils for a handheld entree is better than someone folding it, being a problem solver, using their brain and going about it that way?

It's the same amount of disgusting and wrongness. It's the same amount of wrongness. So if you get a slice of New York style pizza, the crust portion is like 14 inches. Let's not start doing exterior variables. Let's do the normal Pop It John's dominoes. I'm not folding a normal slice of pizza. Okay, well that's fine.

Yeah, I'm talking about the munchkins that are out there. No, that's different. If it's a normal slice, I'm grabbing at the end, putting the index in the middle, getting a little slight just firmness, biting it if it's a big new york style i'm literally taking it bow to bow like i'm doing towels and it's going there's a lot there's a lot like a sandwich none of the grease is dripping on me none of that's getting on the exterior it's going right into the gullet there is a lot of food pet peeves that i have and one of

them is is food that is in the shape of a skeleton you know what i mean i don't like skeleton food what you ever seen those expensive like seafood restaurants and then you see the head of the fish and then there's it's a rib cage popping out why is that here yeah like i don't want to look the thing i'm about to eat in the eye as i'm eating yeah i don't want to see your eyeballs i don't want to look at thing I'm about to eat in the eye as I'm eating. Yeah, I don't want to see your eyeballs. I don't want to look at a carcass. It's a weird dilemma. Yeah, I'm with you on that one.

Yeah, and then they bring over some Pellegrino sparkling water or whatever it is. Just give me something. Give me something out the tap. You know what I mean? Yeah, okay. I don't with the tap, but just give me some purified water, some good water. And I don't like people that make fun of me on how I eat my ramen noodles.

I don't like it. Ramen. Ramen. Ramen. Ramen. I will die on this hill. This is a hill I will die on. Ramen noodles.

I feel like it's 50-50. I'm going to get the most clear diction I've ever gotten for this show. It is ramen noodles. Nothing more, nothing less. Regardless of what it's called, I don't like people that make fun of me on how I digest it and how I take it out of the package, as one does. I'm talking about not the kind in the cup. I'm talking about the kind that comes like this, you know, like the little square, the rectangular one that comes in the little pouch, right? So I take it out of its casing, right? I open it up.

I take it out of its package. That's a good word. I take it out of its package. I grab the seasoning, open the seasoning. I sprinkle it up, and sometimes I break it so it can be like a little sandwich of seasoning, and I just eat it. Now, if you have a problem with that, mind your own damn business. i swear that's how i eat my ramen that's why you're a freak what's wrong with eating it like that because you're sitting there eating a concrete sandwich with no season like yeah your seasonings on it's gonna fall right off

yeah i heard yeah but yeah you're eating that's, that's like I eat my spaghetti with the spaghetti. I put the sauce over the noodles and I bite into it. That's not the same. They're both a noodle and you're eating one raw. But one of them's made so you can eat it raw. I think people just choose to eat it raw. I don't think it's made to be eaten raw. Ate raw. Ate. In college, remember when I would eat ramen in my bed like that? No, I do remember you almost burning our apartment down, though. What happened?

Because you tried to make ramen and you didn't put water in the freaking bowl. And you put it in the microwave for five minutes with no source of liquid in there. And all of a sudden, it's smoking. We look into the thing. The bowl is demolished and melted to the bottom. The microwave on the inside is black. And the fire alarm almost went off. I do remember that one.

Forgot about that. See, that's what happens whenever I try to do it the traditional way, I almost cause a forest fire. Okay, well first off, traditional is not throw it in the microwave. That's just people being lazy. And yes, I called you out. If that's how you make your ramen.

And it's gone for five minutes and Max is two. Ask that guy. Max might be two, maybe three. He put it for five with no water. We just went to the movie theater the other day, and it had me thinking, I have some huge movie theater pet peeves. Things that just shouldn't be allowed. Like, again, unspoken rules that are broken.

First of all, this doesn't even have to do with people, but I went to a movie theater the other day. The movie theater, dirty. That should never happen. I don't like a dirty movie theater. When I walked in there, my sneaker was sticking to the floor. It was sounding like Daffy Duck was trying to make it to his seat. Squidward is now in our movie, in the middle of it.

It was one of the most unbelievable movie theaters I've ever been into. No cleanliness went on inside of that AMC. It was bad. Zero sanitation. So I was sitting there watching my film, trying to enjoy my experience. All of a sudden, I hear a scuffle under my seat. I'm like, what the hell is going on? Did somebody drop their cellular device?

What's going on under my seat? I hear like a... Oh, hell no. And it just starts to scatter back and forth. I'm like, there is a rodent under my seat right now. I don't remember ordering the 4D version of Stuart Little on the screen. I don't need theatrics and live action play under the seat. Try to enjoy, as a 6'7 man, a movie like this.

I should never have to go through this when I'm trying to enjoy a movie ever. We should never have to do that stance in any scenario in life I already don't fit in the reclined seats now my knees are near my earlobe should never happen ever so after the I don't know where the rodent went halfway through the movie it stopped bothering maybe it went to sleep maybe it bothered another theater maybe it found a tub of popcorn I don't know I stopped hearing the rodent but then all of a sudden as i'm enjoying my movie i started to hear a smack to my right and i'm like is somebody like really enjoying their gummy bears right now like what's going on i look over some teenagers fornicating in the movie day i it's like

what are you doing if you have to spend 8.99 maybe maybe 10.99 on a ticket to get a makeout session what what are you doing with your life i'm watching vin diesel run away from the rock and fast but what about this is making you want to kiss right now yeah it's a sick place there's just certain things that shouldn't happen at a movie theater you want to know one place a movie theater isn't what a picnic site if you go to the movies with a blanket pillows in a bag full of food i don food. I don't know what we're doing. I kid you not. I went to see some Liam Neeson movie. This was a while back ago, right?

I go, this guy comes in, nothing to him, could be a good guy and everything. He's giving me sketchy vibes. He has a huge backpack. First off, what's in it? What's in your backpack? You shouldn't have luggage here. Because there's not security at the front.

I don't know what's in your bag, okay't have that much you shouldn't have luggage here because there's not security at the front i don't know what's in your bag okay so not the whole theater because i'm the type of guy like going early get the whole 12 minutes exactly see what i'm gonna go see next month you know end of the year something like that the whole theater is empty this man sits in the same row as me nope don't do that same row as me you're wrong there's 22 rows to choose from he chooses the same one i'm in so immediately i'm like all right i'm not liking this i really don't do that. Same row as me. You're wrong. There's 22 rows to choose from. He chooses the same one I'm in. So immediately I'm like, all right, I'm not liking this. I really don't. Okay, starts rummaging through the bag.

I'm like, okay, is this, I mean, I don't want to have to run out of this theater. It's not ideal for sprinting. I'm just trying to watch a film. Exactly. This man starts pulling out a four-course meal. Utensils. Utensils. Utensils and all. This isn't finger food.

Was it plasticware or silverware? It was glass Tupperware. This was his leftovers from last night's dinner. That's how he thought he was in his living room. This man's pulling out, I kid you not, one, two three like containers of food like he's at a taste tester right now brings out the little pack that has his own little cloth with the utensils right I'm in the middle of watching Liam Neeson try to save someone per usual I'm just getting Brussels sprouts just from the left of

me it's such a bad experience at this point. This man sitting here cutting some sort of meat, going full-fledged in. I'm like, sir, this isn't a restaurant. This is a movie theater. It's just if you do that, first off, how'd you get in? The movie theater sucks apparently because they didn't stop you. They didn't ask any questions. Second off, why'd you sit next to me?

Thirdly, I don't remember ordering a to-go service of brussels sprouts and turkey yeah i shouldn't smell vegetables at the movie theater i should never smell vegetables at a movie theater nachos popcorn maybe some candy that's all that my nostrils should have to deal with while i'm watching this film it's i mean it's Also real controversial. People are going to get mad at me for saying this. If you have kids, leave them at home. Leave them at home. If you can't get a babysitter that night, you're not seeing the movie. Yeah. If you're not watching Minions or Paw Patrol, why is your kid at the showing of Insidious 3? Yeah. Why is he here? Of course, he's going to scream and not stop crying. Take him out. Yeah, I don't want to feel a little size two feet

hitting my reclined seat. I didn't pay for that. I didn't pay for this experience. Yeah, I also didn't pay to hear Candy Crush the whole time. Put your phone in your pocket. Yeah, that bright ass iPad. I don't want to see that. The kid stays at home, huh?

The kid stays at home. The kid leaves some... That's... Okay, if you want to go on a limb and you're trying to make it work, you know I respect that. You're trying to be super mom, super dad. I get that. I respect it. If he or she starts crying, either you take care of it or I'm taking care of it. Cause at this point I didn't pay for this. Hey, shut up. Yeah. Like control your kid. Silence your kid. Silence your kid. It's like, this is PTSD. Having me. me i didn't we all went through that stage i am no longer an adolescent i don't want to argue i don't want to hear arguments i don't want to hear no i will snitch i will call the the usher to escort you out i'm sorry it's like it's like a a low-key snitch show the usher comes in you're just like you're sitting here it's a roji it's

that one it's that one yeah it's like go to the movie watch the movie yeah unbelievable i mean pet peeves they just they're everywhere but a movie theater again you buy your ticket you watch the film then you leave and talk about it and that's it's not a cheap experience i'm paying a car payment to be here like i want to enjoy it it's a one two three exactly you buy it you watch buy it, you watch it, you leave. It's not a picnic. It can be a date, but it's like, come on. You know, your first date shouldn't be the movies.

I know you want to feel comfortable, but you need to talk to the person. Movies is a terrible first date. It's awful. You can't talk. It's bad. It's horrible. Yeah, I don't want to hear gummy bear manufacturing in the background. Just swap and spit when I'm trying to watch this film. Yeah, sticky floors, rodents, Brussels sprouts, big bags, kids.

Shouldn't be at a movie theater. Yeah, leave the blanket at home. Wear a hoodie. You can be comfy if you want. Leave your blanket at home. We're not on your sectional. This isn't your living room. This is public.

All right. So before we get out of here, we were very passionate about that. It's because you're in my space. I'm in your space space um ashton will you throw me the big remote please we're gonna do a discord call all right cam pick somebody out of the discord right now if you want to be a part of we tried to call sarah she's a day one to the to the podcast in the discord but she did not answer so we're gonna have to find a replacement right now so cam's going through the discord right now and he's gonna find us somebody to um replacement right now so cam's going through the discord right now and he's going to find us somebody to um to call if you want to be in the discord the link

is in the description oh we got shelby is this shelby hi how are you guys we're good how are you i'm doing all right well sorry we were trying to we called you but then we realized that we had some technical issues so it was on our end so but we're glad to have you on how are you doing i'm good i'm good i'm glad that you fixed your um technical problems thank you you know it takes big brain activity here you know i dropped out of school i'm not the same uh yeah you know i did have oh no no he fixed it but thank you for that one yeah peyton typically uh yeah he's what just happened she's still you still all right we heard some of those uh yeah so uh what is what how are you enjoying

the discord so far what is your favorite part um i am my favorite part you know is you know stare crying about how you don't give her enough attention okay that's fine because we just tried to call her and she didn't answer she didn't answer so that's crazy that's you know what i'll get on her about that do they do do that what what is your... I will. Because, you know, she's out here acing all these tests, and, you know, you won't even hang them up, man. Right, yeah. Well, I... I don't know what you're talking about.

But what is your favorite part of the podcast? What's your most favorite thing that we've done? That y'all have done? C. You and your laughing has got me down by four i'm trying to fix it because y'all always make fun of me in the discord everybody's talking about i sound like a phone on silent i sound like an eraser everybody's making fun of me i'm trying to fix it no i do it too it's okay i i do it too that's why it's funny okay good then then we're in this together you have to start defending me when they make fun of me i i try you don't help me out there i have to start

the riots and i have to tell them to go back into freaking time out, man. Yeah, the Discord gets out of hand sometimes, but I love you. It's a big, happy family over there. It is. It's great. Cam, do you have anything? No. Shelby, so as you've seen in the past on the full podcast,

whenever we get someone in a Discord call, you can ask us any question. It can be a would you rather it can be a hey what you know what made this or what about this whatever do you have anything for us or any question that you've ever wanted to know exactly hey does your show like socially awkward is it different in front of a camera rather than like when you're on live um yeah okay so like in my regular day live i'm way more quiet like i don't i don't talk that much but like obviously on here like i have to or it would be like a silent podcast but yeah i mean i'm very awkward everywhere i go that's gonna stay with me no

matter where i go but uh i'm i'm normally very less talkative like if we're in an environment and i if cam's not there really i'm silent so cam's the co-conspirator here like the main conspirator yep yeah that would that would be my role. His life coach is... I'm kidding. You can lead him in yoga. You guys should try goat yoga. Excuse me? What is that? I think I'm not going to try yoga with animals.

I'm so serious. Just bring some goats into the office and call it a day. Do some yoga. Bring some goats into the studio. That would be insane. That would be absolutely wild. And if you aren't supplying said goats, not too sure where we're just going to get our hands on these farm animals.

Don't live in Texas. You've got to at least see some kind of goat. See? I'll call up some people. Goats are far and few where we are right now. That makes sense. Go on Craigslist and just look up running some goats. Surely someone's crazy enough to do that.

Imagine a goat going through FedEx. I'm sure someone is definitely renting goats out there. They're like, all right, bring it back by six. I mean, people around me would. So where is around you? Where is this at? The bum effing nowhere. I literally, well, I live in Maryland,

but I live on the eastern shore side, and that's what we call it. And I literally live in like middle of like soybean field oh damn all right wow yeah i bet there's some goats there's a lot of farm life out there um but um we're about to drop the merch here in a couple weeks art can i plan on you getting some you should know merch you know you know I think some of us in the discord should get a chance to you know get a free sample but yeah I'll buy something I'll probably get a sweatshirt honestly oh I'm gonna take I'm gonna take care of y'all in the

discord don't worry I'm gonna give you a little something so I can't I can't I can't say it here on the podcast for all the people that are on the discord we got got it cooking, though. We got something for y'all. You got to trust us. It's in the kitchen. You know, the water's still boiling. If you get what I'm saying. Then I'll just say I'll buy a sweatshirt, but I want a handwritten letter in there. I got you.

I got you. You got it. I got you. Well, thank you so much for being here. I'll bring it and I'll put it on my fridge. Oh, hey. There we go. That's even better. Every time you go to get some of that goat milk you're gonna see that handwritten letter i would not be drinking goat milk all right we're just kidding but yes we got you on that but um so i just want to say thank you for joining the discord being in there and and you interacting. I see all y'all stuff, even though you don't think I do. I see everything.

And I love y'all. And I appreciate you, Shelbs. Appreciate you guys. You guys, I want you guys to know this, that you have created this amazing community of these people who genuinely do care about each other. A lot of us who interact with each other actually have added each other on different platforms and are already talking about meeting up so i want you guys to know that whenever you guys feel like quitting this don't because you

have a lot of people standing behind you and you have created a lot of friendships that are like yours and cam's thank you you're gonna get me all emotional shit i gotta get a little sobby because i love you guys so much thank you you guys have done a lot yeah god damn that was hey that was absolutely the best way the this episode could have ended and we just you know, Peyton has now put on his sunglasses to hide his tears from the camera. I want you to know that, Shelby. But that was very, that was awesome. Thank you so much for that. And that, you know, that is the point and that is the goal of why we do this and why we, you know, created the Discord and just the steps that are going to keep coming in the future and everything. And, you you know we plan on a whole meet and greet for everyone but that's amazing to hear that y'all

are already talking about it amongst yourselves so that's awesome thank you so much for those kind words you guys are don't stop doing what you're doing i love you guys very very much we love you too shelby y'all have a great week. All right, you too. I'll talk to you soon. Yep, go get those soybeans. Bye. See you. Bye, Shelby. Bye.

I banged it a little too early. I'm sorry. My finger twitched. I'm emotional. My hands are shaking. He's out of there. I'm sorry. That was great.

I mean, that was awesome. Thank you so much. Shout out to the Discord family. Shout out to everybody who watches the podcast. We love you so much. I got to end this before I become an emotional wreck. But thank you to everybody.

If you haven't already, hit that subscribe button. Join the Discord so you can be a part of this great family. The secret code today is goat milk. Soybeans and goats. S-B-A-G. S-B-A-G. S-B-A-G. Soy beans and goats. Soy beans and goats.

Shout out to Shelby. Shout out to everybody in the Discord. Shout out to Shelby. Remember, one out of ten clubbers don't make it home to Christmas, and I'll see you next week. Cam is not going to be here next week, but it's okay. We have some prerecorded stuff, so technically he'll be here in all the Ashland stands.

Y'all will get heard too. So next week will be great. I love you so much and I'll see you next time. See you, Dragoon.