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Bha!
We're a co-host, Cam, back in the studio.
Break the wall.
Break down the wall.
The run to run.
I'm going to run.
Maybe no, I got it.
Hey, we had an absolute demolition.
hit it.
I don't know if that was good, Cam.
I don't know if that was what we should have done here.
I tried to give you a little blood flow in the southern hemisphere.
For the audio listeners, Cam just tried to be Batista.
I tried.
Dave Batista, not actor Dave Batista, but Battista bombs, spine busters, spear, Punjabi
Prison Match against the Great Khali.
You know, Dave Batista.
Did you see Batista got ranked?
Did you fart on my mic?
No, sir.
I was never on there today.
Who was on the...
You were on there today.
Some does not smell good here.
Like, I'm not kidding.
If you pulled out a fart spray prank
three minutes into the episode,
I'd be like, this is going to be a long night.
No, no, no, that wasn't me.
No, some fucking snake.
Okay, you want to know what it is?
You want to know what it is?
It's you.
It's not me.
It's because you burp into the mic
like so much.
No.
And that is years and years of buildup
of lactic acid.
Because listen, I, like you said,
I burp into the mic all the time.
All the time.
All the time.
And I never get the cinch.
This is like bunghole.
Yeah.
It's like someone pooted.
I don't know.
It's like Jerome farted.
I don't know.
Pierce gets here pretty early.
He might have got a little pleasure sedge before.
Might be a little sabotage.
He's like,
that mother,
Cam.
He's like,
he's like this.
Hey, hey.
Hey, no,
no,
no, we can reach it.
Hey, everybody,
welcome back to you know podcast.
We had calls Cam back in the studio.
Hey, this is a frame from throwing,
huh?
Hi,
Cam.
How are you doing,
Bob?
Tour's over, man.
The domestic leg of the tour is over in real life.
It is pretty wild.
That is absolutely crazy.
A little sad, man.
First off, we'll do a deep dive on Patreon and the Quaul Club.
You know you always get that.
But a little teaser, we both said, we're going to shed a thug tear, not a f***.
Not a tear.
Not a drop of shit.
We went back and said, like pour the shots.
Yeah, where's the tequila?
Yeah, yeah.
That was 100% not as sad as I thought it would be.
Definitely.
And you don't know what it is?
The crowd.
No, no, that was a good crowd.
Houston had a great crowd.
I'm kidding.
Houston was great.
It was the fact that it wasn't a first.
We literally had a tour last year, ended at the same place.
And that was when I started crying for no reason.
Like, you couldn't, you didn't know that I, like, the tour ended or like someone passed?
Yeah, I was strange.
It was strange.
A little creepy.
I think it was the dusty residue that came back up.
You never got to mourn that, that liverless dog.
and you
and it just all came up
Oh my God
Dusty was missing something though
That was my cat Sammy
That was a severe liver disease
Dusty just had the
Peri just had the milk glazed eyeballs
It's sharp ribcage
And you grab them
You was real stiff
Very stiff
Dude I have some pet peeves
Almost like a like mortified
Like post humerus
Already stuffed with balm
I used to say post hummus
But that was not it
That is nowhere near it
Post Homest
Because I remember when pop smoke
died
They dropped the post homis album
And I said, I don't know if that's the right thing to say.
I genuinely cannot hear the words pop smoke.
Yeah.
And not think about what Pierce said to me that one day.
What did Pierce say?
He goes, bro, I didn't know you liked pop smoke.
I go, and he's, he's all right.
Like, he's not my top five.
He goes, you've ripped Poppy in your bio.
Like, you love him a lot.
I said, that's my grandpa that die.
Yeah, the fact that Pierce went,
you had a, the fact that he thought you had a pop smoke memoir in your bio,
In my Instagram bio, not like a singular post.
Like, is there every time you look at it?
Yeah.
And he thought that was for pop smoke.
Is there anything in people's Instagram bios that shouldn't be there?
Oh, man.
I'm not getting to some dark territory.
Let's teeter the line.
Is there anything in people's Instagram bio that genuinely makes you mad?
I don't give a shit when you graduated high school if you're past 21 years old.
Oh, I literally don't care.
If I see something that says, PHS, 2012.
12. I'm like, no, no, if you have anything from high school,
school related. One year out of college, you're, you're, you're going. Actually, if you're
enrolled in college, you have anything in high school, even in your Instagram, not even
your bio, you're doing too much. If you are in undergrad classes, and I can do one
finger swive and see you wearing a letterman, you need to give it up. Like, it's, hey,
be the big dog on the new campus. Dude, there is, I remember back in the day, I got cheated on
one time, right? And I did my little FBI research, and I'm fine getting cheated on if you're going up.
If you're cheating on me going, scaling up, I get it, right?
Really?
Yeah.
I remember, yeah, Robbie knows.
Like, I remember one time I got cheated on and the guy had a Rolex,
and I was like, I get it.
I couldn't afford a Rolex.
There was a way back when.
No, but that's why you bought him.
I got so many Rolexes just to be like,
you're like, that b*** doesn't know what she said.
No, but I remember, I stalked and I found the dude she was cheating on me with.
He was like 27 or something like that.
I look in his Instagram bio
huddle highlights in there.
No.
Now, I was more mad at the choice of man
than the action of what you're doing.
I don't need to see you
your best plays at inside linebacker
when you are currently working for J.P. Morgan.
Exactly.
I don't need to see you in shoulder.
There was a guy on the sideline
with like a telephone here.
Like that too.
That's how all those gull highlights were.
It was under 720P.
I could tell you that.
Okay.
You just sparked.
something that a friend of ours, I'm not going to say the name because they said not to.
A friend of ours told me something this weekend.
About me?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, God, I have so many.
Oh, so much.
I'm scared.
No, don't say it.
No, not about you.
Relax.
About them.
Okay.
And I completely disagree.
And I think you are on the opposite spectrum based on what you just said.
So a friend told you something that you disagree with.
A friend told me that they look.
Look at their exes TikToks for motivation.
Now, I said that's complete cringe.
No, no.
You've never got your heart broke.
That's the best fuel of all time.
Oh, my God.
There would be a, I go one up than that.
There would be a time I would get back with her
knowing that she's going to break my heart
just to get the inspiration.
Just to get the rush.
You're like, I've been in a slum.
I need a spite.
I have no motivation right now.
I need to hurt.
So you being, so someone breaks your heart.
Swimming breaks your heart.
Yeah.
And when you need to really get up and go to the gym,
we really make something.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to go to her TikTok.
It's the forbidden pre-workout.
And you get, oh, my God,
it's 600 milligrams caffeine.
Oh, my God.
That's beta Alineine out that shit in there.
No.
That's Cam and after the Nashville show.
Yeah, that's me after a good LeBron James highlight video.
Oh, that's a crap.
That's a cratum.
After the Nashville show.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
If Taylor Holder gives it to you, say no.
Patreon.com.
Wow.
Yeah, that was a night.
So before, like, you're serious.
I'm so serious.
I think that is the best.
I think that is cringy and irky as hell.
There is no motivation, no better motivation a man can get than a heartbreak.
That's utter.
Dude, you, that is, that's the number one.
What else as a man?
What?
You go to some Instagram rules and see other bigger dudes?
I don't care.
No, you have a seed
And then you look into the eyes
It's something that's half you
You want me
To go have a child
To go get a good chest pop
No, I'm saying
That a heartbreak is not
The number one for the whole of your life
Cam, if I have a kid
In that moment maybe
If you have a kid
I would literally go to the top
The Empire State Building
And
No, no, I thought we were talking about the gym
What?
I thought you talked about the gym
No, you just said motivation
No, because you said
No, they just said for motivation
Not to go to live
They're to live for life.
Oh, no, that's, okay, now we're in some dangerous territory.
And I thought you were like, dude, hell yeah!
Well, I'm gonna, I'll be honest.
This whole podcast was built off the back of a bad heartbreak.
Can I, can I, can I say that?
None of this would happen if I didn't see that video.
Oh, no.
It wasn't even through the grapevine?
Oh, it started in the grapevine.
And then someone was like, and then my, I don't believe it.
And they're like, well, here's 720 pixels, iPhone 8.
I was like, go, I don't.
believe it!
All I took was this.
And I was like, hi, this.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Pee.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I do think heartbreak is the best motivation in the world.
No shot.
I don't think the, get over it.
And I grow up.
And I think a kid is the opposite of that.
If I have a kid, I'm losing myself.
I'm going to be honest.
No, you'll lose yourself in certain areas.
But I'll have no motivation.
for me. I'll have motivation for them.
Not true. I'll be like, I'm going to be, oh, man, how much tequila gets into my body every night
and short ribs. Dude, I'm going to lose it. Are you kidding me?
You're going to go to the crib. Your baby's crying. You're just like, uh, hush little baby.
You're just, you're driest. Don't you cry?
Mama's going to bring a shot.
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rest of the episode. That is crazy that you don't agree with that. I think it's because you've
never been heartbroken. Bro, now I will be honest. I will be honest. I have not, I have not shared
a heartbreak anywhere near.
I had a very, very, very, very mild
case. So I can't fully speak on. That was your fault, though.
Can't, no, it's not very mild case,
but there's no, how long,
now, okay, real question, how long
do you allow this heartbreak to cripple you?
Are you okay right now? No, the right eye is blurry.
The right eye is blurry. What's your question?
How long, as a man?
Yeah. You don't know what I got. The heartbreak.
Yo, yes, oh, yes, I do. I've seen it. I've seen, it's, it's nine.
He's talking about my genitalia.
Oh, God.
Nine out of ten looks.
How much out of the feel?
Huh?
On the feel?
It's got some weight.
The amount of comments...
The amount of comments every single week, like, dude, I actually do think they're fucking.
And I'm just like, I'm waiting for the day that somebody makes some smut about me and Cam.
Oh, no.
I want some Cam and Peyton Smut.
You just said that.
Yeah.
On the internet.
There actually is, there is that one website that I'm not going to give any light to.
But I check it like bi-monthly.
They scare me over there on that website.
It is honestly, it is nasty.
Wait until they get a hold of CJ.
I think you, I think you have, you have like a cyber security, weird little wheelhouse you got up here that you hide from everyone else.
What do you mean?
You don't let others get into that.
Yeah.
But you, you know some websites and you know how to get things done.
via the W-WWW.
No, I don't think I know to get things done.
I know to find what I want.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I would never know some of these things exist.
I Google myself, though.
I found that because I googled myself.
That website.
When you showed me, popped up, when you just enter in your name.
Enter my name, and then I hit images,
and there was one that was blurred out.
And I was like, why is that blurt out?
And then I found it, and I was like, wow, they need help.
And God.
Do you Google yourself?
No.
I never Google myself.
You've never Googled yourself?
No, it's a pale,
white-haired guy with the same name that's started
my babysitters of vampire.
But now it's starting to pop up
me too, but just me in an Arkansas tag jersey
like this.
In a nasty triple third. I'm like,
do you think it's weird that I chronically
Google myself? I don't think it's weird.
Is that a problem, though?
It's not a problem.
I think that there's a reason.
I think, like, I think, what's the reason?
I think you're just waiting for one day.
It's like, you're like,
it's a manifestation.
You're constantly Googling yourself for the day you do Google
and it goes, four, it's 30 under 30.
And you're going to sit back and go like this.
And I remember the times I used to Google
and it was just me and my Johnson.
Like, I think that's why you do it.
Because there's actually no reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
See what they're talking about.
Who's they?
You just have little writers that just follow your every move?
No, just see what the world's talking about.
But what's new?
Like, it's the same articles.
It's the same pictures.
It's the same websites.
That's what I'm saying.
I do it one time.
I'm good for four years.
Dude, I'll wait for something to pop off, then go check.
And it'll be same vampire.
I'm gone.
Like, I can't.
You are lucky.
You have the name of only you.
That's not true.
There's a couple of pain hardens.
But you are the only of status paid hard.
Dude, the only thing that sucks is I'll Google myself and I'll see my grandma's
obituary.
And it's like right by the blurred picture of me naked.
And it's just like, and I'm just like,
me mom doesn't deserve that.
You know what I mean?
She deserves a better spot in the internet.
that then right by my Johnson. Now we've laughed. We've laughed at some grandma jokes.
When I tell you, I actually just kind of bit down on my tongue with my back left molar.
Why? That one, that was too much for me. You think so? I cannot laugh at your grandma being next
to your blurred Johnson. I can't do it. And the fact that it's not even her. Is it a sheet of paper?
Like the little booklet? It's the picture, like the picture of the booklet from the obituary.
Can we talk about? Obituaries? And the fact that some public school teachers need to be fired.
What do you mean?
When people would skip school or whatever, they'd skip school and they'd try to pull out an excuse that, oh, they can't touch this.
I'm going to my grandma's funeral.
And the teacher would double down and go, bringing me the booklet.
What the fuck school did you go to?
That has never happened a day in my life.
That didn't happen, y'all.
First of all, there wasn't a movement in my school of like, hey, if you want to skip school, blame it on your dead grandma's funeral.
That never happened to my school.
Personally, I never did it.
I literally have a friend that said
they were missing a lot of school
and they skipped again for another reason
and they got asked this time
he said I'm going to my grandma's funeral
and his teacher not an admin
not a principal not the superintendent
a literal like science teacher said
all right bring me back to the memorial paper
and it'll be a counted absence
I don't think that's a problem
I think that's the right thing to do
I think that's illegal
why that's not illegal at all
that is absolutely not the right thing to do
how kids can just lie every day
and say, like, somebody's dead, I'm going to their funeral.
And then they're just out of school.
I get that.
It's the same thing as a doctor.
What's the difference between that and the doctor's note?
First off, a doctor's note says, you went to the doctor.
It doesn't say what you got, doesn't say anything.
Right.
I am not bringing you a picture of my dead grandma
and her favorite hymns that we sang in the local newspaper of Denton Times
in her article that says she is left by Cameron Kennedy,
grandson of Little Elton.
I'm, you're not getting that.
Why? That is way too valuable and way too personal.
Bring a picture of you at the funeral.
What if I just wanted to play Call of Duty and skip?
Then that's where the problem becomes.
You don't understand, right? That's where the problem lies.
No, no. That is literally like you calling out for work for being sick.
And then your boss says, bring me a doctor's note.
Yes, what's wrong with that?
You can't do that.
I think that's the whole point of doctor's notes.
Oh, you haven't had enough HR. You haven't had enough in counter.
Wait, wait. Every time I had to leave the school for something,
I had to have proof of why I was leaving the school.
That's because you were young and it was mainly for the parents.
You're talking about school?
And I'm talking about death.
I'm not talking about a stomach bug or a drop of a DLC and a video game.
I think you're wrong on it. I think you're wrong about that.
So if I, as the boss, if I said, hey, I'm sick, you're going to make me show you I'm sick.
Oh, I am so lenient here.
That doesn't count for here.
Y'all do whatever y'all want here.
Okay, let's imagine you worked somewhere else.
Yeah.
And you go, I am sick.
Yeah.
You have a right to take off.
You have hours.
You go, hey, I can't come in today.
My stomach is crazy.
Well, that's different.
Because you have specific.
You have specific hours, and that's different.
You have hours of time off and all that in sick days.
That's different.
You were bringing up school and you're bringing it to work now.
It's different.
School is different than work.
But school is our work when we're that young.
But the rules are different.
And you understand that.
Go peta.
Yeah, that's bad.
I don't get no love from the fourth camera.
And we got new chairs, right?
for the new chairs.
Red velvet chairs.
Where you got a blues clues?
Audio listeners, you can't see,
but we definitely have Blue's Clues.
Blue's Clues had a red chair?
The big red chair that Steve used to sit on.
Y'all are not cultured at all.
Blue's clues had a big ass red chair.
Steve from Blue's Clues had a big red chair that he,
his thinking chair.
It was his thinking chair.
Dude, that whole show creeped me out from being honest.
I had seven birthdays in a row of Blue's Clues.
Oh.
Yeah.
I had seven years
I think so yeah
you could go about seven years in my life
and there's no I think around I think I'll say five
I think six I was dressed as Payton Manning
I think I went to
I went to
I went to academy
and I got one of those seat through
I'm pretty sure it was a stripper jersey
that they were at like clubs or something
or like strip clubs like a mesh net
yeah it was like a mesh net but I think it was cheaper
and then I remember my mom got like these big
like blue numbers and she
ironed one and eight and she put
Manning on the back.
And I went to an indoor soccer stadium and played
football with my friends. Why the
are you dressing up for your birthday?
Y'all didn't dress up for y'all's birthday?
It's not Halloween. I think dressing up, I think
every kid dressed up for their birthday.
No, you look at me. Look at me.
I never dressed up for a fucking birthday.
It's me. It's my birthday. It's Cameron Kennedy's
birthday, not Peyton Manning. No, but this isn't
Halloween. I'm not dressing up with something. It's, hey,
come to my party. It's the NFL theme party.
I'm not the quarterback for the
No, no, no, no. But as a kid. I'm Cameron. You're celebrating Cameron. Okay, I'm not saying like in your 21st birthday, you're dressing up as like Queen Latifah. That's weird. I'm saying as a kid whenever your birthdays are themed of like Yu-Gi-O, Harry Potter. I dressed up every year for my birthday based off the theme. You're a little f***ing weirdo.
No. No. Everybody did that. No. That's the point of a themed party. No. The party. You just said it. The party's themed.
Dress up in your best? It's Peyton's birthday. It's not Yugi's birthday.
It's your birthday.
But I'm Yugi today.
No, you're not.
I can be whatever.
You don't disrespect him.
You do not love him enough to talk about him.
No, no, I had a yugi a party.
There's cards.
There's plates.
There's the thing over the table.
I didn't go get red and yellow hair and wear a dual disc.
Well, funding wasn't the best in your house.
You got a mesh net and your mom ironed numbers on it, Peyton Manning.
We're going to talk about funding.
Okay, wait.
I think I can go to every adolescent birthday I've ever had, and I can name them.
I remember I had a magic birthday, like a magic, like magic tricks.
And I dressed up as a magician.
I had a big top hat.
I remember I had a basketball birthday party.
I dressed up as a basketball player, a football, dressed up as Peyton Manning,
blues clues, I was Steve.
I'm telling you, you had two Halloween's ear.
You lived a different childhood.
You had a Halloween in October and a Halloween in February.
This is the first time I'm hearing of people not dressing up.
Like, I was fully expecting to walk into Malachi's first birthday and he's in a costume.
No, no.
He's one.
He might be in some cute little thing,
but it's not a costume.
You don't wear costumes for your birthday.
So when he has his Uncle P.
birthday,
you get him a little fake beard.
Yeah.
And what I'm like,
dress him as you?
Yeah.
No shot.
Ivy,
she had her birthday.
It was a princess birthday.
She dressed up as a princess, no?
She had a dress on.
As a princess.
No,
she had a dress on.
She wasn't a princess.
But did she feel like a princess?
She felt like a princess.
Because she was in a princess dress.
You didn't put that in blue jeans,
did you?
My third birthday,
I was wearing a red dress.
t-shirt with a walkman on
what my parents like
old little walkman I literally was like
your parents
like raised you to be 50
like their whole thing was for
Cam to get to 50 years old and that's
that's what Cam is striving to be like
don't you dressed up on your birthday that's
weird I think everybody dressed up on their
birthday Pete I think you are
like like honorably
mistaken though like I love
that for you and I love the creativity
I love your parents I
never wore a costume unless it was October 31st.
I think I would, if I had the capabilities to as a kid, I would have wore a costume every day.
Oh, no, I believe that.
I believe that.
You've, I believe that.
I had, like, I had every costume I could have, I had it.
Like, I dressed, you never had a Spider-Man birthday and dressed up as Spider-Man?
I literally had a Spider-Man.
Did you dress up as Spider-Man?
I wore a Hawaiian shirt.
I wore a button-up Hawaiian shirt.
And I said, hey, let's get a look at Spider-Man.
I said, y'all have fun of the Spider-Man party.
Here's your goodie back. Get out.
Dude, that's so strange because if I have ever a kid, they're dressing up.
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The You Should Know Podcast.
I told you before you even had Malika, I want to just
put him in costumes. You did. Now, okay,
now I'm not a psychiatrist.
Yeah. I'm not a philanthropist
or a philosopher. You're not much of a pH.
But there's something behind that.
There's something behind that. We need to figure it out.
This leads into a question I have. Oh, my God, ask it.
What do you think my mental
ages. Oh, you're now, first off, you're split. You're the guy from split. You are multiple
people. I might have multiple sclerosis or something. You're even, like, lukewarm, just
just Thursday right there. What did you just say? You had multiple sclerosis? I meant to say
mixed personality disorder, but I, but what did you say first? Multiple sclerosis, and that's a disease.
That's not what you have, bro. No, I know, and I don't mean that. You might have that. You might have
Plax psoriasis, you might have
Mesothelium, mesotheloma,
Spina bifida, you might have it all, dog.
You might have, you're the run of the mill.
Then you walk in the dog and then you go,
whoa!
They go, give me back on, give him back up!
They strap you down here, it's like,
ah!
Dog, well, imagine what I'm going to look
like if I make it to 72.
Like, imagine what I look up.
You're honestly going to be adorable.
You as a 70, you're going to be bald as shit,
big glasses, gut hanging off,
but you're going to be dripped.
out. You're going to be that old
your teeth. The veneers
will come through, though. Okay. I'm about saying. You probably have
three of them left. You're just like
but you would
be that cute grandpa where hopefully your
grandkids would be like, oh, thank you
Papa. And you go, all right now. Go ahead and pour
me a little thing of brandy before you leave. I feel
like I'm going to look like
go out. No, put out my stogie. Pour some brandy.
Get the f*** out of here now. W.W.E's
coming on. It's John C and his
grandson's 40th match tonight, boys.
I feel like I'm going to look like that one
ugly gray dog that's got the tongue
that hangs out. I feel like
back to your mental age. Right.
With your splits, you're even kill
lukewarm, you are right where you're
supposed to be. You're 26. Really?
You get easily entertained by some things.
You also have some deep thoughts. Like, you're in that
middle ground of building to be a human. That means a lot.
I don't think you would say that. Now there's two other sides
and these are the
polar opposite. Really?
Now when you are overly happy,
things are going good. It doesn't have been much.
It doesn't. And it really doesn't. It really doesn't.
Like, it really does.
Let's just be honest.
I can't remember the last time.
Once a month.
I just can't remember the last time.
I was overly happy.
Everything is gray, man.
Okay, so when you're overly happy, you immediately revert to like 11 years old.
Right.
You want to go buy a toy and like, oh, let me get a McDouble, have fun.
Let's go play and do things.
Let's just kick stuff around because we can.
Like, you've been quoted saying,
It has a 26thold.
Yeah.
Just mess it up
because we can.
Like,
you become a little boy.
That was because I'm a rock star, yeah.
Now when you're sad, when you're in them deep, dark trenches boy, you're a
fucking tyrant.
You literally become Fidel Castro.
Like, you are immediately 50 years old with a vengeance towards everyone.
People that are in your corner, people that are up.
You were just like, oh.
and that's just who you are
and you've got to grow
you have to grow with you
to understand it
and understand okay
he'll be okay
he'll be okay
but yeah
you are all at once
you're 12
26 50
I think that's
I think that's why I'm so well-rounded
it's because I have all of that in me
I think I spend most of the time
in the adolescent range
until y'all ran on my parade
like I feel like I'm overly happy
a lot and then y'all come through
and then you are like
oh pain's weird
oh
you
Look at his back when he bends over.
Like, it's like nothing to make me feel good.
Why would you laugh so hard?
Like, y'all, anytime, I get my, like, once every six months happiness, and y'all, like,
like, it's bad.
No, that's not true. No.
First off, but you pick your pockets of happiness that just sh-h-h-hide.
Oh, I have no control.
It's 5.45 in the morning.
You're like, dude, you want to shock my...
It's just like, my eyes aren't even open.
My eyes aren't open.
Yeah, I'm telling me.
talking about, hey, hold on, hold my butt, hold my
for me. Like, I'll be like, you
want to rate each other's feet? Like, we'll like
do that. Let me cuddle and scratch you with my big
toe. Get out of here, weirdo. That makes
me happy. But then, you'll shut me down.
At 3 p.m. When other people hit
their little, oh, it's almost, it's almost the end of the day.
We got some shit on. Oh, let's do it, boys. You're like
this. Everyone go home. I don't want to see
your face. I don't want to, I don't want to
even think of you until next Tuesday. Get out
here. And you're, and that's you.
And I'm just like, what the f***? I call you.
Maybe it's, oh, bro, you want to hop on a game?
You never call me for that.
Because you always shoot it down.
You know, no, you call me.
Cam calls me, Cam calls me because you want something or Malachi is doing something.
I'm always happy with the Malachi calls.
99% of the time when I get a phone call from Cam or live,
I just hope that I don't see either of their faces and it's Malachi going.
Okay, when you call me and I answer, what does it sound like?
When I call you?
When you FaceTime me and I answer the phone, what do I say?
I'll answer you to go.
Not looking at me.
You'll go, yeah, yeah, hold on my show.
Yeah, guys, and I'm going to go over there too later.
Wait, what did you say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll spend two and a half minutes looking at you
and you won't speak to me.
Okay.
That's exactly what will happen.
Okay, that's fair.
This is you.
Bring, bring.
Oh, it's Peyton.
Or no, no, actually, I'm calling you.
Sorry, I'm calling you.
So you're Payton?
Yeah, I'm you.
What the fuck do you want?
What?
Right now, you really have four seconds.
I'm getting off.
All right.
speak now or literally don't talk to me how am i supposed to come with oh p i love you so much
when your opening statement is what the fuck do you want i do you think do you think you don't
have any responsibility over that because let's take it back to nashville let's take it back
to nashville what we went to nashville this last week right we went to the street called
broadway we did now let me just break down nashville real quick you don't know what broadway is
Basically, it's a street full of bars.
It's just a great place to bar hop, listen to live white music.
It is a, it's a beautiful place, right?
It's fantastic.
Now, like, on one hand, you can count all the ethnic people on that street.
You know, you go, Piers was like, can we stay here next time?
Like, that's how bad it was.
Company movement, company movement.
Now, I was in my bag on Broadway.
Like, I love, I love drinking.
I love having a good time.
Before I get into what Cam did, let me say,
there's not that many people getting married in Nashville.
Now, there is, the amount of bridal parties on Broadway is a sin.
Oh, yeah, no, it is, it is, it is pure.
Yeah, you'd think everyone in the country that's getting married has to go to Nashville.
Like, that's where you get your marriage passport papers.
I think what it's starting to be is a bunch of these people just want to vacation to Nashville,
but they need an excuse.
or like, I'll marry this guy.
And then they'll go.
No, I'm not going to go look at the shirtless cowboy
and do a honky tonk off six shots of rumble.
Why would I ever do that?
I looked at some of the brides,
and I was like, there's no way somebody locked that down.
Like, wanted to spend the rest of their days with that.
She's like, yeah, I'm getting married.
I'm like, what the f***?
Like, which one are you with the bride?
She's like, me.
I'm like, oh, is the groomed Shrek?
Father, forgive me.
I mean, it's what happened.
But we were on Nashville, we were on Broadway, and I was excited.
I was having a good time.
Cam was in one of those weird bags that he gets, and we all know that weird bag that Cam gets in.
No, we know the weird bag.
I was not in a weird bag in Nashville.
We were in a weird bag where you don't know if he's upset or he's mad.
It's like, and me and Pierce say yes or no, is Cam being a little weird towards Peda?
We say that all tour, right?
Yes.
They rage bait the piss out.
It's not a rage bait.
See, look how he talks to me.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, look how he talks to me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I almost did.
Oh, that was deep.
Whoa, that's probably the deepest I've ever been.
That was a little scary.
That's how you know I'm not about it, for real.
You said that to me that one time.
Oh, no, I legit think I broke my skin.
What?
I did that to you?
You said that to me one thought.
Oh.
Well, we were on Broadway, right?
And I'm an, when I get in my adventures bag, I wanted to go do some rock and roll shit, right?
Yeah.
I want to go do some rock and roll shit, right?
Yeah.
I want to go do something like, I want to go jump off some, break a window.
Like, that's my fun.
When I'm finally happy, I wait months to finally feel joy.
And so I finally feel this joy on Broadway in Nashville.
I see in the middle of the street this bus drive by.
Now, it's not just a regular bus.
It is a school bus, right, that they gut it out.
The middle's all gone.
There's no roof.
There's no side.
It's just a front where the driver is
And like a bag
All the middle is exposed
No seats in there
It looked like a Fortnite battle bus
Yes
And there's
There's girls dancing
Drinking
Some gargoyle brides in there
Eating some
You get on the bus
She's like
Welcome
It's like your seat's in the back
It's like
Wow
We're not talking about me
Wow
Wow
My seat's in the back.
I was talking about me getting on the bus.
Be careful.
I was talking about me.
It's Nashville.
Get to the black.
Get your back.
Oh, but I told Cam, I said, Cam, I want to get on the bus.
That would be really fun.
Cam goes, not a chance in hell I get on that bus.
And immediately my mood is ruined.
That, okay, first off.
That's how you.
you treat me and I don't think you understand that. That is not me treating you bad.
Listen, you wanted to go on a Fortnite battle bus with monsters in downtown Nashville and we know
only God knows where the bus is driving. They don't have a route on the side. They go straight to a
cliff. Yeah. No clue. I was enjoying the bars that you were also enjoying that you picked the bars.
So you have set this precedent. I have followed. I like it. We're having a great time.
You hit a 180, dude, let's go take a brick and break into a place.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe not.
Let's just get on that bus.
Yeah.
And I go, hey, personal opinion, don't really want to get on the nasty big little metal bus.
It's going to be hot.
Don't know what drinks they have.
Exactly, but that's not fun, right?
We're on this, we're the last two shows we want to have a fuck.
That's just me.
The same way.
Now, what if I said, dude, I really feel like hooping right now.
Let's go get some fives on, man.
Let's go to KBs.
We can play.
We did do that.
Why not again?
It was fun.
He didn't invite us.
Exactly.
But what if I said,
what if I do?
Let's go to a video game bar.
Compete.
That's going to be sick.
I tried to play drunk UFC for two and a half hours.
Are you kidding?
I tried to do that in Dunedin.
I tried to go to a video game bar and play video games.
It's all in the middle of the day.
And y'all two are like,
I'm going back and I'm taking a nap cam.
Wanted to go get that fash we talked about by that captive woman
that we talked about on Patreon.
But you want to know.
First off, if the Dunedine viz.
What?
The De Niedin, whatever.
If De Niedin had a video game bar,
that probably had an Atari in it.
No, it was so sick.
There's no way they had a PlayStation,
let alone an Xbox, let alone a PC.
No, it was this bar, you walked into it,
and like, you know regular bars you sit around?
People were sitting there drinking beers,
but each seat had a controller, and there were screens out there,
and then there was arcade machines all around the back.
It was sick, and I invited y'all,
but all you wanted to do is get rubbed on by a hostage.
I don't know what you wanted to do.
Touch yourself at 8 a.m.
I don't know.
Okay, first.
I got, I don't know.
This is where I travel with.
He's like, oh, oh.
No, no, no, no.
No, because you have done the exact same thing.
What do you mean?
You have done the exact same thing.
What do you mean?
But when it's us, boo, everyone sucks.
Everyone hates Peyton.
When it's you, it's oops, oops.
Boston.
We were all supposed to go out and eat dinner.
First of all, I don't want to go out anywhere in Boston.
I didn't feel sick.
No one in Boston liked me.
We were supposed to go out, and you said, no, I'm going to DoorDash.
And then we said, what the hell?
That was the vibe for everyone.
You even said it, and you go, mind change.
DoorDash on the way.
Y'all go.
Win.
Oh!
No.
That was D.C.
No, wasn't it was Boston.
Wait, what happened in Boston?
Explain it.
After a show before a show, I don't understand.
It was, so it was the day before the show.
Because Boston was the first of that leg, so we got there the night before.
Next day was the show.
We got there.
We were all chilling, whatever.
Supposed to go out and eat.
Okay?
I don't remember this.
Yes, because me, Cam, live, and Robbie all went to McDonald's.
We ended up going to McDonald's.
Remember, we were supposed to go to rest.
Y'all.
We were supposed to go in the rest.
Because no, we had done, no, no, listen, we had done something in that whole day.
Yes.
We had done something in that whole day.
And then I was curating, trying to figure out what we're going to do and all, like,
what we're going to go eat.
I was involved in the planning of that.
I said, yes.
I said, let's go eat.
And then y'all,
have no spines and no backbones.
When I was offering stuff, y'all were just ignoring me.
And I was texting in the group message,
where are we going to eat?
Where are we going to eat?
You gave us two minutes.
It was.
That's a fine.
No, it was like 15.
No, it was not 15.
It was not.
But first off, but first off, people were getting ready.
No, you know, okay, but the thing is, no one was responding to me.
No, and then that's the problem.
And so I was hungry, and I already don't really like y'all that much.
And so I was like, I'm going to go eat by my.
And then y'all ended, and no, it's not why.
It's because y'all do want it to smoke.
What?
Were y'all not high?
That happened regardless.
We were waiting.
Thank you. That's because y'all wanted to smoke.
That happened regardless, though.
The plan was we're all going to go eat, and then because people didn't respond immediately
to you, you said, ah, door dashing, don't care.
It's okay.
And when I don't want to get on a dirty metal bus, it's the end of the world, and I suck.
And I'm in a mood.
He's paid up.
It can't be Louie to pay the way to pay to.
Well, it's different because Cam's on.
a seafood diet you know i i i was forced to answer my door answer my door shirtless the other day
at my house i like how he didn't even acknowledge the seafood diet no that was fantastic i i'm a hungry
gal like i if it oh you know what that is oh you see food you eat it okay yeah no i don't think
they got it definitely not bass and trout you don't think i've ever gotten that rob he's like i'm
my heavier set current state.
Yeah, you're thick.
Yeah, I was forced to answer my door shirtless.
You forced it.
How are you forced to answer a door shirtless?
We had a grocery delivery of three items.
Oh, yeah.
I remember, I think Liv told me about this.
Three items.
It was water and formula and like a baby jar of food for the baby.
Ding dong.
First off, I'm in my draws.
Like, I'm in straight underwear.
And I go, okay, just drop it.
And she doesn't leave.
ding dong
I go oh my god
now I'm looking
through the app
yeah
this woman hits
a double ding dong
you never double ding dong
if you double ding dong
if you double ding dong
what the f
it's when firearms
come out
100%
so I put shorts on
but I'm right there
so I answer the door
and this woman
looks at me and goes
oh
that's the first thing
came in her mouth
oh
and I went
what the fuck is that
what kind of response
she goes
huh
and then
she was what the
she goes
whoa
and I went
whoa for four ding
ding don't
yeah I go
thanks
then I have to sign
which I've never had to sign
before she's using
some illegal third party app
I had to sign her phone
that was just in like a notes app
I said that's
I think that's some form
of illegal activity
right
I get the shit
as she's leaving
she takes a double take
she double takes your body
yes I mean it's a wonder
I grab the one bag
and I go
thanks a lot
and she goes oh yeah
they're like I can see his heartbeat
through his nebles
my nipples are
i don't think wait so what's the what's the problem
that she the problem that you had to i don't first i don't know what having to answer
your door shirt she wasn't leaving you could equal you could put on a shirt just same way
you put on shorts but the shorts were right by the door don't ask why you could put on you
put on a shirt no man i have this thing i maybe it's the way i was raised because my dad used
to answer the door, booty butt-up naked, swear to God.
Mark would let it hang on the front door.
Your dad's sitting there flaccid.
Yeah, opening a door to a FedEx, man.
Yeah, whoever was knocking.
He would check if it was a Girl Scout.
Then he would put on some shorts.
Sir, can we like to offer you some thin?
Your dad's just like, I'll take four boxes.
No, but I'm under the guys of, I'm under the thinking.
If I answer my door, I can be in any state I want to be.
Now, that's true, but I'm not comfortable with my body.
Now, that's a personal problem.
That is.
So leave my baby's food on my doorstep and get out of here.
Now, I don't agree with you on that.
I think you could have put on a shirt.
I think, and there's one thing, I think you need to accept about yourself.
Uh-oh.
You look for mystery.
You look for mystery.
You like that little gray area.
You wanted to see the reaction you're going to get or you're transparent nips.
Like, that's the game you play.
You always are in that little.
like, what are they going to say
about this? Oh, that is so
so funny, but so not true. Oh,
it's true. I do not hunt for
mystery. Yeah, you do. No, I do not.
You open that door that no one knows what he goes to.
I go, and she's ding donging again, ding dong again,
I go, I go put...
No. I go to the door and open it, no
shot. I would argue
I would argue that's you.
A that is choosing to
open his door but naked?
It's my door. That is also
it's now your murder mystery. That is
Your little smut book that is being written
I really want a smut book
No you do
I really have you read
It oh yeah there
Oh my god
I don't want to say it
Do you remember in L.A.?
I don't want to say it
I don't want to say it
Oh yeah no
Yeah we can't
But hell that was one too boy
That was a wick
The fact that it was dedicated to
Crazy dedication
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All right, we're back and P.
Yes, sir.
Two days ago, I went to a grocery store.
Very simple.
We had to re-up on groceries tour is over.
Spent a lot of money.
Way too much fun.
I saw your vlog.
Way too much money.
But I found something.
I found a little gym, a little hidden gym.
It's something you love and something I like.
I'm not eating it.
Fused into one.
I'm not eating anything.
Oh, we're not eating anything.
Something you love.
I like fused together.
I said, holy shit, I could go wrong.
That's perfect.
So I picked one up and I bought popcorn from hell.
It's the hottest
I told you I'm not eating anything
The first one is literally called
Popcorn from hell
I'm not extreme microwave
popcorn
Have
Kicking day
So there's three packs in here
Not eating
And as a gentleman and a beautiful broad
I was going to allow you to pick
Oh you're eating it
There's a spontaneous combustion
kicking Carolina Reaper
or popcorn from hell
I had
Oh no
I had the Carolina
We still have an episode to record
I can't eat all this right now
We're not gonna be able to finish the pod
Oh we're gonna finish
We might just have a little
A little bit of delusion running to the pot
Popcorn hell
The one of the flavors is literally called popcorn from hell
Okay so
So it's Habanero is the least bite
I see Ghost Pepper is medium.
California Reapers the most.
What did I eat at the news?
Carolina Reaper.
Yeah, I'm not doing that shit again.
Okay, so we're either going...
Well, the one I pull is Carolina Reaper.
This is the world's hottest popcorn.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Dude, I can smell that.
It's horrible.
Even the scent is, like, kind of toxic.
I don't...
Oh, let me see it.
No, now this could actually ruin someone
because that just looks like buttery popcorn.
Oh, my God.
Just say gourmet on it.
No, no, don't put your nose on it.
Holy shit.
Don't put, like, don't take a big whiff.
Cam, I can't eat that.
But it looks good.
You can't even lie.
I can, now I feel like I can smell two blocks down.
That's open me up.
That's like a dirt tech.
I forgot to tell you there's one more wrinkle.
What?
I'm gonna be giving you a quiz while you eat the world's hottest popcorn.
My brain's already at half speed now.
Brother, I don't do hot.
I'm about to crank you down to a quarter.
Oh, God.
Dude, now I've never seen this many bulls.
I've never seen this many black specks on a popcorn.
No, a lot of black, a lot of red, but the corn looks good.
Okay.
All right.
Do I, do I, should I pop one before the first question?
Let's do that.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Give it a good taste test.
Carolina Reaper popcorn.
Okay.
What kind of quiz is this?
Simple knowledge quiz for teens.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader gets me every time?
All right, here we go.
Carolina Reaper popcorn.
Give it a couple.
That thing is I'm starving.
And you're hungry and you love a good corn.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I've kept it on the left side of my mouth.
And it's like, I feel like two-faced right now.
This is, this is bad.
Read you the question.
Okay.
What iconic company does Steve Jobs start it?
Apple.
Yes, okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
What is the largest mammal in the world?
K-Rob.
Oh, no.
No, it's a blue whale.
Save that. No.
Okay.
What year was Joe Biden elected president?
Completely wrong. Here we go.
Wait, am I supposed to eat it after each one that I get wrong?
Oh, my God. Every time you get one wrong, you eat another piece.
Oh, my God, starting now. You have to get five right to end the quiz.
Starting now.
The bad thing is I'm starving.
In what city can you find the Eiffel Tower?
City?
No way.
I gave you a lob.
I'm trying to let you recover.
Yes, there we go.
Oh, this leg is a wrecked.
Oh, this is a guaranteed piece of popcorn.
Name the five great lakes.
There's great lakes.
You think one of them's an ocean.
Chicago.
Chicago Lake.
The whole internet said that the Chicago Lake was a lake and not an ocean.
It's the Lake Michigan, and Superior, Ontario, Huron, and Erie.
Go ahead and take a pop.
Huron.
That boy on that hair on.
No, your grandma's poor, hair on.
I think there's a pimple forming on my nose, right.
No, you need to go to the right side.
Your left side is blazed.
Oh, God, he did two.
What a real one.
I'm starving.
I'm gonna do a little more.
How many nights of Hanukkah are there?
12.
Eight, take another.
Pierce, you should have helped me.
Ah!
Okay, here's a lot.
I'm trying to get to the finish line.
Do we live in?
Milky Way.
I was about to say, you gotta eat the whole bag.
My lips are numb.
Okay.
Okay.
Feels like I just drank half of Jack Daniels.
Where was the game of checkers invented?
What the fias?
China?
Egypt.
Dude, the...
Just the sense getting to me.
Water.
I got a little bit.
I got a little bit.
Oh, that's over after it.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You're sweating, bro.
Which country did the Olympic start?
France.
Grease, take another pop.
Hold on, just give me a break.
Slow down on the question.
Your lip is watering.
Dude, my shins are wet.
Oh my god, they are coinciding.
I said one piece. You're getting handfuls.
I'm hungry.
Oh, oh, oh.
Like a massive kiss.
How many stars are in our solar system?
Are you kidding me?
There's gotta be more than
six there's only one
it's the sun
what about the dipper in the
they're all far far away
like george lucas
the big dipper the little dip the north star
oh they're not with us we just see them
I think we need to put out a pole on that one
oh here we go
how long is a giraffe's tongue
oh wow
crazy thing is this supposed to be simple knowledge
I got my mouth, bro.
Yeah.
Your burb got my mouth.
You still owe me two pieces.
Chest pain.
What?
Really?
Egypt for checkers and stars for our solar system.
All right, I'm going to throw you lobs.
We've got to get you out of here.
Which country is the world's largest population?
India.
China.
Take another piece.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel bad.
I just watched you go from last.
to cry. I watch you go from laugh to tears. Oh man, oh man. Here we go. How many bones do sharks have?
One. Zero. Take another piece.
That's so oppressive.
Yeah.
Oh my god. I mean, I'm giving you the simplest.
They're on the spines?
I'm giving you the simplest. I'm giving you the simplest. I literally feel like I'm on an acid
right now. Which direction is jet lag worse?
Like east or west?
Traveling east! There we go! There we go.
There we go. One more. One more.
Oh my God. I got a... How many time zones are there in the whole world?
Come on. Think, think, think.
How many time zones? How many time zones in the whole world?
GST, PST, N-C-T, N-C-A-H-T-V-M-LB?
in our genia careful oh whoa oh oh there's water everywhere oh no don't no don't it's a good ball cap don't ruin it good ball cap
what was the question last one how many time zones are there in the whole world think of your whole day
oh my whole day think of a whole day 24 hours how many times those 24 give it up for payton ladies and gentlemen
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if I'm peeing or bleeding out of my penis. Oh. Don't touch your face, bro. Yes, no, you got to
stop touching. Got to get the digits away from the nose canal. Oh, my God, you touched it.
I'll give you $30 if you lick the juice off my knuckles.
Oh, that's got to be a kink.
That's got to be something deep-rooted.
I'm thinking about it.
Oh, oh, no, oh, no.
Oh, those are acidic, burps.
All right, give me a break.
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The You Should Know Podcast.
I don't feel good.
I'm so sorry.
I was already a little under the weather when we came in.
No, I heard that, too.
You have a little gurgle in the throat.
Yeah, now I'm really messed up.
Can I ask you a question about about coitus?
Yeah, it's your favorite thing to talk about.
No, no, no, no.
I just have a very thought process behind this.
What's going on?
Now, back in our younger days, right?
Yeah.
Oh, so much better at it.
Right?
Yeah.
Now, is it bad?
Because I was talking to live, and I just opened up, and I was vulnerable with her,
and I told her that when we got down to the old scoop, boot, and buggy,
It was time to do the, do old tango.
I told that I used to eat clean meals before I'd go out to her grandpa's house for something.
I used to prioritize my nutrition if I knew I was going to get some.
Now, there's a couple of places I could ask.
Okay.
Was it for like, like, you know you're about to do a lot of cardio?
You don't want to catch a cramp?
It was more of blood flow.
I said, I don't want a lot of grease in the valves.
I need to make sure I'm eating clean.
And my blood can just oxygen.
Everything can work properly.
And I can be at MVP performance.
We want to a natural honey pack.
Yes.
A little bit more salmon.
Yes.
A little bit more tomato and omega-3.
God bless.
Hell, I said, fish oils.
I said, yeah.
You're cooking it up.
I said, hell, throw some lest glutamine in there.
Let's really get to blood.
No, that's weird.
You never did that.
No.
See, you're just blessed.
You're blessed beyond the least.
I think I was just, but at that age.
I was so athletic.
I mean, I could go through a brick wall.
Like, there wasn't much that was holding me back.
I probably couldn't go through the wall,
but I could jump decent for a white guy.
You know what I'm saying?
I could get up there a little bit if I had to go.
I was talking about, I could snag a good rebound.
I was talking about I could go through a wall.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, no.
And it'd break.
Stop, stop.
Like a shoe horn.
Oh, sorry.
But yeah, I used to eat real clean.
That's so strange.
At what time did that stop?
High levels of insecurity.
Probably last year.
I'm kidding. As soon as Liv was bagged, as soon as I said, ah, this, this.
He's not going nowhere. She's not going nowhere. I say, give me a, give me a quarter part.
Is it weird? I used to spray cologne before the act.
Now, that? I'd give me myself a little spray, one, two, just so I can smell myself.
Now, I've seen things that you, I, can I drop a bomb? Can I drop a jewel?
I'm very nervous that you're about to say. Can I drop a jewel for the people? Yeah.
Okay. You know, I'd say everything online. It doesn't have any new court is. Oh, I have seen this man.
Get sweaty.
This is meet and greets.
This is before public.
This is maybe we're recording.
We got sweaty in the studio,
but we got to go to the mall afterwards.
Right.
He literally...
I think this is public knowledge.
Takes Cologne.
Yeah.
And sprays your bare...
Yeah, I'll spray my...
That is...
I'll spray my snail trail with that...
I mean, I got to.
I mean, I could start...
You're sitting there...
I could start a third world war with my...
Like, it is...
I could... I could literally make the blind see
with what...
what comes out of this, this rectum.
Now, you know what I mean?
I mean, you're just looking down.
You're looking down that old male snail.
I could have cleared.
You're going,
Yeah.
That?
Dude, I could have cleared out a soup kitchen
during the Great Depression.
That's how bad it would have stunk.
You know what I mean?
Like, people wouldn't even want to eat
and that's the only thing they could do.
I just don't understand, two things.
Yeah.
One, performance.
I really don't get it.
Dude, I don't know what it is.
No one's smelling your
Fart Star.
Oh, do you be surprised?
And second, second, is how does that not?
Yeah.
Physically, physically, tangle or sting.
Especially if I got a cut.
If I spray strong enough right here, I'm like, ah, dang, like, it's, it's seeping into my vein.
Yeah, no.
Like, I'm spitting up a bergamon.
You're spraying it on your bare.
I got, ooh, dripping off my...
Like, it is...
It is, it is bad.
But you would rather that, you would rather that...
I don't know.
Than the other way.
Because I've had a girl that...
No, there was a girl I was talking to deeply, heavenly.
We were getting to that point of contention
where if you really want to be with me,
you got to be with all of me, right?
She was in my suitcase, right?
She was in my suitcase,
and she pulled out these pairs of shorts.
Oh, God forbid.
And I was like, if we're going to do this,
you got to know all of me.
You want to be...
Join this fan.
family. You've got to do initiation.
It's like getting jumped in to the rolling 60s cricks.
Getting loked out.
And she goes, she raises them off.
You take the shorts. You go, she's like, she's like,
no, okay. But she goes, she goes, she picks them up and she goes,
Peyton, are these clean? And I don't know. And this point in life, where I was at,
I don't know if it was clean.
I don't know.
Odds are.
And I said, and I was like, this is really going to test if she's here for the long haul.
Oh.
And I said, take a sniff.
Now, normally, when people sniff test some clothes, you can get a sign of sweat, a sign of must.
If you, but if you sniff test my shorts.
I actually, oh, my God.
I was actually thinking I just had a response.
Yeah.
You get physical responses.
It smells like the room where they embalm people.
I mean, it's never smelled that.
It smells like trench warfare after three days of consecutive rainfall.
Yeah, it smells, it, oh, it smells like Captain Phillips when he got lost at sea.
It is, it is bad.
Yeah, careful.
Yeah.
But she ended up smelling them.
and there was a visceral sign of disgust in her face
and I saw the moment where she looked in my eyes
and was debating, is this the last time I ever see these eyes again?
No, oh, oh, yeah.
I, but here's the thing, I would argue.
She stuck around until I farted in the car.
You ever farted so bad?
Yeah, yeah.
You drive like that.
With that leg up?
With that leg up?
I think Robin was in the car when that happened.
Robin was there.
It comes out.
immediately he's getting pushed back by the fence.
Oh my God.
It goes, it's right there in those Tesla vents.
And it smelled so bad in there.
Like normally when you smell a bad fart in a car, big react.
Oh my God.
It was like both of them.
It was K. Rob and her at the time.
They went like this.
They couldn't even react.
It just scrunched their face up.
It was not.
And it made me self-conscious.
I was like, I didn't know I could produce that.
Now, God bless her, I'm going to air my wife out.
God bless her. Your wife smells like shit sometimes.
No, hey!
Get live after a Pilate session?
No, oh, no, yeah.
No, I didn't know you're talking about workout.
Oh, God, her sweat's putrid.
Oh, oh my God, you can make a gas bomb out of that.
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, it's bad, man.
Oh my God.
Dude, it's something to do with her father's jeans.
Anyone that shares his blood when they're done sweating, it is, I mean,
sweating. It is, I mean, it's rank. It is rank. God bless Zoe's heart too. Oh, God. Oh, dude,
when they work out, it is, I mean, it's seriously bad. You know, one day, I went out of my way
to do her laundry. That's how bad it was. She got home from workout. Yeah, her, she had a whole thing
of laundry. Yeah. So the sweaty nascals were sitting right on top. Yeah. And it was so bad
that I went, and I'm doing laundry today. And I literally did her load, so I wouldn't smell
that. Yeah. And God bless her. Like, and that's the thing. Her body odor, never bad.
Never onion, never burger, none of that.
It's like she could sweat for two days straight.
But if she is making her body sweat, it's physical exercise.
It is, I mean, it is suing.
It's like the rust just goes into her blood.
Something about laundry I was thinking about, I think we are in prehistoric times with laundry.
Like, I think we have so much advanced technology that we shouldn't still be doing laundry like that.
Like, I feel like a pilgrim every time I do, and I don't do my laundry.
I was about to say, you never, but you literally have a nice wash and dryer.
No, no, I have a nice lawn.
But you understand what I'm saying.
I have a nice laundering.
You don't even know what it is.
You're just like, I got, it's nice.
I go, what brand you're like, I'm like, I got a nice laundering dryer.
Yeah, there you go.
It's great.
But I feel in 2025, I mean, we got robots making me sushi.
We got a little robot bringing me a coffee in an airport.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing to clean clothes.
And I still got to air dry some of my nicer garments.
There's no mode for nice garment.
Like nice garment mode.
Don't air dry.
On the dial, it just says expensive.
Yeah, you just clean it.
Like, why do I still, and why are my clothes shrink?
I don't know how to not make my clothes shrink in the dryer.
That's just, I mean, that is, that you're probably drying way too hot.
I have to.
They have an air fluff.
No, you don't.
I have to.
Or they will stay wet.
You have multiple rounds.
Now, I agree with you on that.
I don't think that.
I don't have time for that.
But I challenge you.
I work way too hard.
I'll wait for war until I do multiple cycles.
I challenge you to explain a more futuristic way for our clothes to be done.
Outside of click a button, throw a pod, throw all your clothes, they're all clean.
I feel like some Timmy Turner shiny teeth and me whenever they would throw.
What?
You never heard shining teeth and me?
My shiny teeth and me.
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth, my shiny teeth that sparkle, just like the stars in space.
And this was Timmy.
No, that was Chip Skylark
Why the hell did you say, Timmy Turner?
It was on Timmy Turner's show, fairly odd appearance.
You remember Chip Skylark?
He could have got it back in the day.
He made me question my sexuality.
I never had a desire of a man,
but I even tried after that.
I thought we were in a safe space.
Y'all never checked the undergarments of like your G.I. Joe.
See what he was working with?
What the f***?
Dude.
Ow!
What was there a holes there?
And that's why I went to go figure out.
I was like, what he's working with?
Look the same as mine, just a little nubby.
Unnecessary.
I'm sorry.
CJ's like, I still check mine.
Literally all I remember from Timmy Turner is large fried chocolate shake!
You over here.
teeth my white and chip sky lark
i saw cj kissing one of his dolls
in his room i walked in he was making out
with a little doll he had
like a little action figure
he had the cool
he was the donatello
he got mad at me
he said knock
okay
i would you rather
alright we're still go okay we can still go
no i'm just like
you you have a skill of saying
and then it's just
gone. There's no way.
Oh, yeah. You said something
that literally sucked the air out of this
room. Yeah, but that's like, you go, you go,
I got a wood you're at.
Like,
isn't that big of a deal. You spill your
entire beverage. Oh, my God,
looks like melted butter.
Your urine ever have a fizz in it, like a, like a beer coat.
Dude, it looks like a, like a Guinness, like a warm
Miller. Dude, I pissed and it looked like a
Guinness the other day. My piss was
near brown. Like, it
It was so orange, it was brown.
I said, I need water now.
You ever pissed and smelled what you ate?
Oh, yeah, asparagus.
I got an asparagus.
No, not asparagus.
I was like, that's number three.
Now, I've never smelled that.
I had, now, baloney one time, believe it or not.
I had a baloney foldover.
And I pissed and I said, that's about as liquid form as that can get.
I said, holy shit, I can even smell the little red tape you're pulling off the edges.
I never understood the body.
Do you understand that how weird that is?
The body?
Why don't I pee out of my butt?
Like, genuinely.
Like, I don't understand that.
And that's a good question.
It's a good question, right?
We're talking about urine and poo-poo.
We're talking about the body cycle of releasing what we ate.
Yes.
Why, when I drink, it comes out of the front, and why when I eat it comes out the back?
How does my body know this is liquid, this is solid?
Because it's extremely smart, and one hole's yay big?
One hole's yay big.
Mind is not that big.
No.
I'd argue your body is way bigger.
No, no, stop.
No, stop.
Can I see you that?
No, stop.
I said one holes, yay big, and one holes, yay.
Cam, there's not that much differentiation in the holes of my front and my back.
That is, that's easily, that's easily a dust star.
No, I can, if mine was like that, I could, I could see my heart.
I'm talking about, okay, now granted, you're not getting.
I was like, what's like?
I was like, I'm saying, I'm saying when you poop, you've never had a poop that big.
Oh, no, I've had some dingers, don't.
Sorry, everybody's cheating.
Yeah, this is wicked.
Let's just get off the nastiness.
Let's be honest gentleman here.
You go, why do I not piss out of that and poop out of here?
No, it's an honest question.
I don't understand the body.
I never got that far.
But how does the science of that work?
Is there a membrane here that's like, we have a regulator being like.
Yeah, there's a guy that literally blocks off the code.
He's like solid.
You got to go that way.
It tries to creep.
He's like, nope, keep it pushing.
Liquid.
He's just down there.
Do you genuinely not?
No? I'm not a scientist. No, I don't know. I'm not a biomed major.
Okay, because that's the thing. I thought you were going to be like, oh, you're so dumb for asking that question.
But I guess I'm not dumb because it seems like nobody knows why there's a, why liquid comes out the frying, liquid doesn't come out of the back.
I feel like liquid is so hard to control. You ever seen a dam? You ever seen a river?
Yeah. Like, go? Imagine you're, I'm drinking a, I'm drinking a 42-ounce limelade, right?
How the hell is my body controlling? Hey, that's going to come at your urethra.
Oh, how is that not coming out the back end?
There's got to be different smaller pipes.
Yeah, but how does it know where to go?
Isn't that crazy?
Because the body's brilliant.
Your eyeball is seeing refractions and then reflections of different beams of light and putting
together an image all at the exact same time.
That makes more sense than your bowel movements.
No, but hell it doesn't.
Seeing makes more sense than your bowel movements.
Explain the eyeball.
There's cords.
There's cords.
Yes, you ever seen some?
HDMI?
What is it?
What is it?
Huh?
What are we got the red, green, and white back there?
So we have our ball, right?
Yeah.
And then there's cords going back to it that send signals to the brain.
Okay.
That's easy.
That's self-explanatory.
Okay, so what do we see?
My stomach doesn't have a aircraft system telling it where to go poo-poo and pee.
No, it doesn't.
You eat or drink all down here.
It all hits a big shack of goo with poison in it.
Yes.
And there's waves.
It breaks down.
But why does water go to my bladder and food doesn't?
Because your body's not big enough.
How does liquid go to my bladder, but food does it instantly?
I can instantly drink, like, chug.
I can instantly chug water, right?
And it goes to my bladder.
I can feel that.
I can eat a 32-ounce, a 78-out steak.
You're not eating a 78-ounce steak.
I could try to get a 78-out steak, and I'm going to feel it in my gut, like, not my bladder.
Because it has to break down.
Okay, but explain to how does it get there.
Imagine it's all in the same pipe.
This one's moving slow, and it's breaking down.
The water and all the drinks just going right past it.
Why is it not going to my butt?
Because it doesn't need to.
Your Johnson is made for pleasure and for pee.
Your butt is made to remove waste.
I think one of those has a similar reason.
I think y'all just need to be a little more open-minded.
Where does a smoothie go?
Where does a smoothie go?
Smoothies liquid.
Clear. Clean cut.
So you piss.
Yes.
I've never pissed out. I've never pissed out of Vanilla Hulk.
Yes, you have.
No, I have shat of vanilla.
Yes, yes.
Actually, you can't poop it too, yeah.
I have to poop after a vanilla Hulk because of the dairy.
See, why does that work?
Well, you're lactose intolerant.
Exactly.
Your body gets a drip of milk and goes,
hey, shut the fuck down.
Shut, shut off, shut off, shut off, evacuate 2319.
That's what your body does.
Okay, but do you understand?
Okay, but do you understand?
Do you understand my question?
If I drink milk, I don't have to pee ever.
Oh.
I just have to poo.
I have to go number two.
because it's like drinking it's like
it's like drinking chloroform for your body
it's like someone gave you a Molotov
and you just go and they gets down there
you're shit
I think I just asked a
question that no one's going to be able to
answer I think if there was a singular
doctor right here a singular
doctor would go you're wrong this
is why this explains it
yeah but the regular human doesn't
or the regular human doesn't
and the regular human doesn't go
why don't I pee out of my butt
yes but that's why don't I
poop out of my
yes but also that's what that's what makes me better than everyone that's what
whoa that's what makes you because you think because I think why don't I piss out of
my is all the all are like yes wake up yes go to sleep yes drive my car yes
eat everything you just said you do every day every day you wake up drive your
car more than us and you eat a lot nice your car better to drive now I found this
would you rather online
I found this
Would You Rather online
And I want to see what y'all think
All right
The quick
The quick insult
Nice your car
Better to drive
Would you rather
Cameron Kinney
Oh God
Would you rather
Get a sharp tooth pain
Every time you drink water
Like sharp tooth pain
No no sir
Or
Get randomly slapped
By a different stranger
Every day
Randomly slapped
Every day by
Like I'm talking about
Like slapped in the face
Just meow
Randomly slapped
Every day
100%
But you can't retaliate
back. You can't fight back. I got to be a simp
to some slaps. Really?
Kim, but imagine
you go to a wrestling convention. You go
to a weightlifting competition. You know some strange
in there is going to slap you.
I don't think you understand the psychosis
problems that that will cause.
Have you ever
had a molar that
feels like someone's literally
taking a
DeWalt and a drill?
Oh, I know that. And drilling
into your tooth. Have you ever had that? Yes.
I had, I think I had four root canals before I was nine.
Oh, you have.
I had four mini, I mean, I was Jaws from 007.
Root canals?
I had four mini root canals.
Like, I had so much cavities.
They went in and sawed my shit down and put me on a little bit of that laugh dust.
Lisa gave you nothing but Red 40.
Oh, my God, and all I got to do is going to treasure chest and grab stickers when I was done.
You got a, tooth pain?
Fun thing.
You should have got a little more than that.
Maybe a sticker.
Payton, I will take a slap.
From a random stranger.
Have you ever been.
slapped in the face? I think that's a problem. No, I have.
By who? I have been slapped in the face. I have been slapped in the face.
I have been slapped in the face. It doesn't feel good. It does. It hurts your eyes, your eyes water.
I drink this multiple times. You can go without water. You can go without water. No, you can't
Diet Coke a little brayer. You pray to Diet Coke, make, oh, thank you, the Lord of Diet.
No, this is a necessity in my everyday life. I can take one slap every 24 hours. That's going to suck.
Everywhere you go, like, imagine this.
You go to Ruby's funeral because God knows it's coming.
You're sitting there, my sweet Ruby, just a random.
She's five, and she looks 40, and she's not aging well, Canada.
You got to go get her check.
I need to take her more walks.
You've got to.
Show her some love.
Imagine you're at a funeral, right?
You're sad, right?
All of a sudden, just, you just got to eat that.
Imagine that every day of your life.
You don't understand how taxing that is going to be on your brain.
You have bad days, right?
Yeah.
you have bad
imagine getting
you're just getting
randomly slapped
on a bad day
and you can't retaliate
that would suck
but I understand
the decision I make
I can you can go without water
no you can't
I can't go with somebody
slaving me every single day
my facial structure will change
this is the money maker
I can't
no it won't
it's a slap
it's one slap every day
you haven't been
it's gonna hurt
it's gonna hurt
it's gonna sting
might be little red
might be embarrassing
then you go to Vegas right
yeah
they're doing power slap
the same week
you act like I'm being like physically
I have to go to a fight
No I'm just saying but the probability of a game stop
Let a weird little slap me
You don't know who it is
You don't know who it is or when it's coming
That's fine
I'll spend my whole day at
Comic Con
And they're like
Oh you're here
I'm saying because they're in cosplay
Matter of fact you drink water
Every day
No I don't I don't
I've gone week
without water. Yeah, back when you were in a little self-made purgatory, but now you have a water
bottle right there. You drink water at lunch. Yes, I can drink water earlier. Look, Cam, but you understand,
it's just the amount of water you drink. So say I just chug this water bottle. I have my water
intake for the day, one little toothpane. I'm good, now I'm good for the last day. First off,
little toothpake, hell no, you said shooting pains. It is. 16 ounces of water is not enough
for the day. My God, that's why you smell what you eat. That's why you smell a double quarter pounder.
one bottle of water, and you're like, I'm good to go.
I drink more water than the average human being.
Exactly.
No, with that, doing that, 16 ounces of water.
You don't understand how little people drink water.
How unhealthy are we, Bubba?
Like, KRO, I genuinely, I've known KROP for years.
I've never seen KROB indulge in H2O.
Like, ever.
Like, I've never seen it.
And I'd be willing to pay KROB to drink water.
Like, I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.
Like, I've genuinely never seen water in your hand.
and first off we are we are we are underestimating the piss out of tooth pain
I can take a slap if you had to slap me or if I got an immediate tooth pain right now
you're slapping me like that's you've never you've never you've never really been
slapped and I don't think you've ever really had a f***ed up tooth like a bad tooth
have you seen my teeth no yeah but like I am way more traumatized over tooth pain than a slap
oh I've been slapped so hard one time my I thought I had a lazy eye that yeah then who the
who you messing with
In what age was this?
You ever slapped, like, in the ear?
Like, somebody trying to slap you in the face that you in the ear?
Equilibrium, God.
You try to f-my-evalibrium.
No, that's...
Toothane is criminal.
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I love him the death.
You brought up K-Rop. I have a question.
Yeah, should we put him on a mic or no?
The level of loudness he gets in public?
Yeah. Oh, he sucks.
Do you think that is
do you think that is like it's called for?
like do you think he can justify like and to double down he uses his outdoor voice indoors
and and he does speaker phone out in public yeah he'll take a call on speaker talking loud as hell
in front of everyone yeah no in uber i want to say at a table at a meal at a restaurant like
i want to say this about k rob k rob i think he gets off i think he get i think i think i just
You only think he gets a little, I think you get a little freaky in the phone booth to people hearing what you have to say.
No, that's, that's not, I don't get pleasure.
I think you just don't understand my lineage.
We are loud speakers.
Yeah, okay.
No, no, no, but it's different.
Kirov is different because, like, literally, Kareep does this thing where he's the last one aboard a plane.
Yes.
He makes it a point to be the last one aboard the plane, which is selfish whenever we're trying to leave.
That's not selfish at all.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, because we're trying to leave and we have to wait on you.
Your shit says group four goes group four.
And so, look, I could be, I could be, I'm in a plane, right, sitting next to Cam.
We're at the front of the plane-ish area, right?
And we've just seen 30, 40 people go past, 60 people, 70 people go past.
And when it just becomes redundant, it just, you don't even see, it's like a blur.
From down the hall, we're not even in the plane.
Boys, what are we getting into up here?
What kind of plane is this?
You say what kind of 787?
Now I heard this is 26 years old.
You're going to get us there.
How long you've been flying, bub?
I witnessed Krob going to the cockpit of a fucking aircraft.
I literally saw that.
She literally told me to the flight attendant and I just go in.
She goes, sir, are you supposed to do that?
You need to ask first.
I was like, hey, am I good to be up here?
They're like, you're in here, are you?
Sure.
Yeah.
Like, my confirmation said this is a Belmar 448, but when I got on,
it clearly looks Boeing.
boys. What are we, are we lying to someone? Who's it? What's going on? And another thing about
K Rob, he's too loud. Way too loud. Like, it's not, it's unacceptable. You do your phone on
speaker phone. No, but why though? It's going to say it's shoulders. No, it didn't, you know,
he gets off. He gets off to it. No, I just get tired of doing this. That's his cake. And then he'll do
this. And then he'll be in my house, in my home, in my house, in my living room when I'm
doing something. You know, get on the phone and put it right here. Put on his chest and just
talk. That's, that's honestly optimal. Like, you just
go like this.
What's up, bro?
You know, normally you got a little bit more lean to her, but
you just set it right there, you can just talk away.
And another thing that K. Rob does.
Another thing that K. Rob does.
I don't like how comfortable
he is touching strangers.
Okay, now, now listen.
That is a problem.
No, no, no. No, no. No, I don't know.
I need to work on it.
I really do.
I've always been, like, a close talker and a close, like,
interactor.
No, he would.
Oh, my God.
He'll be breathing down this close to you to talk to.
Carol again, dude, I've seen, we were in Nordstrom trying to buy clothes in this lovely, like, 50-year-old woman.
She was beautiful.
She was beautiful.
He comes over.
So, so we were, we were, there was a shirt that we found, and we were trying to find the right size.
And the size wasn't out in display.
So we asked this lady to come over that works there.
And we were like, hey, can you see if you have these sides in the back?
she pulls out the scanner
and she's scanning the shirt
I swear to God
K-Rob gets this
close to the woman
where my hand is
in her ear
he could have stuck his tongue out
and gave her a wet-willy
like it was that's how close
he said
now if you look at the barcode
though it's right there's one number off
and he has the goal
to put his
crust of his elbow
on her arm
and he's scrolling
on this woman's machine
what happens to he click
look over there
she was struggling
She didn't know what she was doing
You can't do that you don't know
You've never worked retail in Chicago
In Chicago
In Chicago
Oh yeah
Oh he's like
After that good old Cubs game
Now that's borderline
Illegal what you do
I have I will say
My number one problem that I have
Is I'll grab people
And I just
That's his move right there
That's his move boy
We went
Just a little
Just a get dead
Pinscher on them boy
In Nashville
In Nashville
We're leaving
Kane Brown's house
I touch somebody
I did
First of all
First of all
We walk into Cain Brown's house
We're walking to Cain Brown's house
He got this close to Cain
And this close to Walker Hayes
Like literally he could
It was like that scene in challengers
With Zendaya
Remember
I touched somebody at Cain's house
Nick Nicky goes
Mickey goes
I need y'all two to pick a number
K Rob goes
What four? What is it for?
No okay break that story
Now slower
Break that story
That's insane
Like this describes who K Robb is
We walk into Cain's house
And we're doing a big old hoop session, but Kane's, like, filming some stuff, too.
And there's one mic left until Walker Hayes gets there.
And let me tell you the personnel that is in this house.
Kane Brown, Walker Hayes, Adrian Nunez, Tiana Robillard, Taylor Holder.
Who else was in there?
There's, like, some other people.
Everybody in their mom was in this house.
Yeah, I knew who Kane Brown was.
And we're recording and everything.
And Nikki, who we love Nikki.
Shout out, Nikki Boone.
She's like, she works with Kane.
Yes.
she looks at me and P
because there's one mic left
and she goes y'all two pick a number
and we didn't know what she was talking about
but she just said y'all two pick a number
obviously trying to decide
what she wants to do with something
yeah which that bothers me
she doesn't even
no no no talk about she hasn't even like
really talk to Robbie before
ever. She's not talked to me but I'm going to tell you one thing
you're my boys
and I wouldn't about to let us get in some weird
but we know Nicky
I don't care
I don't care.
Anyway, listen, so they have, I mean, they literally,
I think all they have is like the formal, hi, I'm Cody.
Like, that's all they have under their belt.
If that.
Like, it's all they have at this point in time.
It's all I need.
And she goes, she goes, one to 50, boys, y'all two pick a number.
Karob goes, no, what is it for?
What's the number four?
First, yeah, from a distance.
He's about 20 feet away.
What's the number four?
Now, he says it's so loud that everybody hears it.
Oh, no, no, no.
The first one was like moderate.
He literally goes, what's it for, what's a four?
So Nikki just kind of glazes that over and goes, y'all, it's one to 50 pick it.
I swear to God, Kerrob goes, what's it for?
What's it for?
I need to.
Hell, I need to know.
And he said it's so loud.
Peyton jumped.
I jump.
Peyton, literally, like, T, T, T's like this.
I think there's a problem.
Adrian's like, Nicky was literally like, what the fuck?
It was, Kara, it was so, I literally was like, no, dog, it was because I'm bringing you around.
I'm like, the first impressions aren't.
important. It was funny. No, I agree. Sometimes I'm a little hyper-aggressive.
But that's K-Rob, but it's funny. Let's, let's ease people into the full K-Rob.
You know what? And you know what? Metrolene. Metrolien. That is fair. I am a strong personality.
But at least you're true to yourself. You are, I do not switch up. You are undoubtedly,
K-Rob, and anywhere you go, you are Cody Robson. Like, you are not. I'll never, for what?
And that's fine. Okay. And then, at,
As we were leaving Kane's house, Nikki was giving us a ride.
Nicky was driving.
Nicky was driving.
K. Rob was passenger.
Again, they don't really know each other at all.
This is the first time they've been around each other in person.
I don't remember this.
We were talking about where we should go on Broadway or something.
He's like, Nikki was airing a grievance about something that happened on Broadway.
K. Rob goes, Pat and move, reaches over to the drive.
He's driving.
And Nicky's a fragile, little woman.
K. Rob's a big guy.
Krobs's rubbing her shoulder.
He goes, now tell me, why would you...
Now, what are you thinking about with that?
He goes, now, Nikki, it's all right.
Nicky, hell, let it go.
Let it go.
And I literally see Nikki that she's like...
In pain.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember doing that.
But I do believe I did it.
100%.
As we were leaving, he walks up to Kane, he goes...
He goes,
Bro, I just, something about you, just good old country.
I just look at you.
I just feel like we could just get down.
Yeah, we can just rest, right now.
I need to just give you a single leg right now.
And he said he was down.
What's the golfer's name, the white dude that you have the shirt of?
John Daly.
John Daly.
So, this is the last story.
And then we'll go into the extended.
We'll get into the extended.
Kane has a golf simulator in his house.
So we're playing the golf simulator, right?
Very nice one.
And then so I said, Kane, he has so many golf clubs
and some of them are really expensive.
gifts whatever i don't know and so i said kane which which golf club should i use and he goes any of those
over there in natural cane fashion doesn't give a yeah any of those over there i said okay bet the one i
grab he goes oh not that one not that one he goes john d just gave me that's a gift krop again
out of nowhere give me that thing grabs the golf club he goes jd i know jd kane goes kane goes oh
and he goes no seriously i know
JD gave this?
I know him for real.
Arkansas boys.
JD, I know.
No, sure.
No, shit.
Cheers.
I'm dead serious.
I know JD.
Kane was like, okay.
I have a club from JD too.
Do you really?
Yeah.
I didn't get it directly from him.
But it was given to a friend of mine that's good friends with him.
Giving it to me.
Oh, he gave it to a friend.
Your friend was in a hard time.
Pondit.
You bought it from the pawn shop.
No, I didn't buy it.
He just gave it to me.
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two more voices and it's uncensored and we can say, and there's music and we say whatever
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