You Should Know Podcast - I GOT CHEATED ON! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:03 We're a co-host, Cam, back in the studio. Break the wall. Break down the wall. The run to run. I'm going to run. Maybe no, I got it. Hey, we had an absolute demolition. hit it.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I don't know if that was good, Cam. I don't know if that was what we should have done here. I tried to give you a little blood flow in the southern hemisphere. For the audio listeners, Cam just tried to be Batista. I tried. Dave Batista, not actor Dave Batista, but Battista bombs, spine busters, spear, Punjabi Prison Match against the Great Khali. You know, Dave Batista.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Did you see Batista got ranked? Did you fart on my mic? No, sir. I was never on there today. Who was on the... You were on there today. Some does not smell good here. Like, I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:03:05 If you pulled out a fart spray prank three minutes into the episode, I'd be like, this is going to be a long night. No, no, no, that wasn't me. No, some fucking snake. Okay, you want to know what it is? You want to know what it is? It's you.
Starting point is 00:03:19 It's not me. It's because you burp into the mic like so much. No. And that is years and years of buildup of lactic acid. Because listen, I, like you said, I burp into the mic all the time.
Starting point is 00:03:28 All the time. All the time. And I never get the cinch. This is like bunghole. Yeah. It's like someone pooted. I don't know. It's like Jerome farted.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I don't know. Pierce gets here pretty early. He might have got a little pleasure sedge before. Might be a little sabotage. He's like, that mother, Cam. He's like,
Starting point is 00:03:41 he's like this. Hey, hey. Hey, no, no, no, we can reach it. Hey, everybody, welcome back to you know podcast. We had calls Cam back in the studio.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Hey, this is a frame from throwing, huh? Hi, Cam. How are you doing, Bob? Tour's over, man. The domestic leg of the tour is over in real life.
Starting point is 00:04:02 It is pretty wild. That is absolutely crazy. A little sad, man. First off, we'll do a deep dive on Patreon and the Quaul Club. You know you always get that. But a little teaser, we both said, we're going to shed a thug tear, not a f***. Not a tear. Not a drop of shit.
Starting point is 00:04:17 We went back and said, like pour the shots. Yeah, where's the tequila? Yeah, yeah. That was 100% not as sad as I thought it would be. Definitely. And you don't know what it is? The crowd. No, no, that was a good crowd.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Houston had a great crowd. I'm kidding. Houston was great. It was the fact that it wasn't a first. We literally had a tour last year, ended at the same place. And that was when I started crying for no reason. Like, you couldn't, you didn't know that I, like, the tour ended or like someone passed? Yeah, I was strange.
Starting point is 00:04:51 It was strange. A little creepy. I think it was the dusty residue that came back up. You never got to mourn that, that liverless dog. and you and it just all came up Oh my God Dusty was missing something though
Starting point is 00:05:02 That was my cat Sammy That was a severe liver disease Dusty just had the Peri just had the milk glazed eyeballs It's sharp ribcage And you grab them You was real stiff Very stiff
Starting point is 00:05:14 Dude I have some pet peeves Almost like a like mortified Like post humerus Already stuffed with balm I used to say post hummus But that was not it That is nowhere near it Post Homest
Starting point is 00:05:23 Because I remember when pop smoke died They dropped the post homis album And I said, I don't know if that's the right thing to say. I genuinely cannot hear the words pop smoke. Yeah. And not think about what Pierce said to me that one day. What did Pierce say?
Starting point is 00:05:36 He goes, bro, I didn't know you liked pop smoke. I go, and he's, he's all right. Like, he's not my top five. He goes, you've ripped Poppy in your bio. Like, you love him a lot. I said, that's my grandpa that die. Yeah, the fact that Pierce went, you had a, the fact that he thought you had a pop smoke memoir in your bio,
Starting point is 00:05:56 In my Instagram bio, not like a singular post. Like, is there every time you look at it? Yeah. And he thought that was for pop smoke. Is there anything in people's Instagram bios that shouldn't be there? Oh, man. I'm not getting to some dark territory. Let's teeter the line.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Is there anything in people's Instagram bio that genuinely makes you mad? I don't give a shit when you graduated high school if you're past 21 years old. Oh, I literally don't care. If I see something that says, PHS, 2012. 12. I'm like, no, no, if you have anything from high school, school related. One year out of college, you're, you're, you're going. Actually, if you're enrolled in college, you have anything in high school, even in your Instagram, not even your bio, you're doing too much. If you are in undergrad classes, and I can do one
Starting point is 00:06:42 finger swive and see you wearing a letterman, you need to give it up. Like, it's, hey, be the big dog on the new campus. Dude, there is, I remember back in the day, I got cheated on one time, right? And I did my little FBI research, and I'm fine getting cheated on if you're going up. If you're cheating on me going, scaling up, I get it, right? Really? Yeah. I remember, yeah, Robbie knows. Like, I remember one time I got cheated on and the guy had a Rolex,
Starting point is 00:07:06 and I was like, I get it. I couldn't afford a Rolex. There was a way back when. No, but that's why you bought him. I got so many Rolexes just to be like, you're like, that b*** doesn't know what she said. No, but I remember, I stalked and I found the dude she was cheating on me with. He was like 27 or something like that.
Starting point is 00:07:25 I look in his Instagram bio huddle highlights in there. No. Now, I was more mad at the choice of man than the action of what you're doing. I don't need to see you your best plays at inside linebacker when you are currently working for J.P. Morgan.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Exactly. I don't need to see you in shoulder. There was a guy on the sideline with like a telephone here. Like that too. That's how all those gull highlights were. It was under 720P. I could tell you that.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Okay. You just sparked. something that a friend of ours, I'm not going to say the name because they said not to. A friend of ours told me something this weekend. About me? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, God, I have so many. Oh, so much.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I'm scared. No, don't say it. No, not about you. Relax. About them. Okay. And I completely disagree. And I think you are on the opposite spectrum based on what you just said.
Starting point is 00:08:20 So a friend told you something that you disagree with. A friend told me that they look. Look at their exes TikToks for motivation. Now, I said that's complete cringe. No, no. You've never got your heart broke. That's the best fuel of all time. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:39 There would be a, I go one up than that. There would be a time I would get back with her knowing that she's going to break my heart just to get the inspiration. Just to get the rush. You're like, I've been in a slum. I need a spite. I have no motivation right now.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I need to hurt. So you being, so someone breaks your heart. Swimming breaks your heart. Yeah. And when you need to really get up and go to the gym, we really make something. Oh, yeah. You're going to go to her TikTok.
Starting point is 00:09:02 It's the forbidden pre-workout. And you get, oh, my God, it's 600 milligrams caffeine. Oh, my God. That's beta Alineine out that shit in there. No. That's Cam and after the Nashville show. Yeah, that's me after a good LeBron James highlight video.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Oh, that's a crap. That's a cratum. After the Nashville show. Oh, sorry, sorry. If Taylor Holder gives it to you, say no. Patreon.com. Wow. Yeah, that was a night.
Starting point is 00:09:32 So before, like, you're serious. I'm so serious. I think that is the best. I think that is cringy and irky as hell. There is no motivation, no better motivation a man can get than a heartbreak. That's utter. Dude, you, that is, that's the number one. What else as a man?
Starting point is 00:09:49 What? You go to some Instagram rules and see other bigger dudes? I don't care. No, you have a seed And then you look into the eyes It's something that's half you You want me To go have a child
Starting point is 00:10:01 To go get a good chest pop No, I'm saying That a heartbreak is not The number one for the whole of your life Cam, if I have a kid In that moment maybe If you have a kid I would literally go to the top
Starting point is 00:10:11 The Empire State Building And No, no, I thought we were talking about the gym What? I thought you talked about the gym No, you just said motivation No, because you said No, they just said for motivation
Starting point is 00:10:22 Not to go to live They're to live for life. Oh, no, that's, okay, now we're in some dangerous territory. And I thought you were like, dude, hell yeah! Well, I'm gonna, I'll be honest. This whole podcast was built off the back of a bad heartbreak. Can I, can I, can I say that? None of this would happen if I didn't see that video.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Oh, no. It wasn't even through the grapevine? Oh, it started in the grapevine. And then someone was like, and then my, I don't believe it. And they're like, well, here's 720 pixels, iPhone 8. I was like, go, I don't. believe it! All I took was this.
Starting point is 00:10:58 And I was like, hi, this. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, Pee. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do think heartbreak is the best motivation in the world. No shot.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I don't think the, get over it. And I grow up. And I think a kid is the opposite of that. If I have a kid, I'm losing myself. I'm going to be honest. No, you'll lose yourself in certain areas. But I'll have no motivation. for me. I'll have motivation for them.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Not true. I'll be like, I'm going to be, oh, man, how much tequila gets into my body every night and short ribs. Dude, I'm going to lose it. Are you kidding me? You're going to go to the crib. Your baby's crying. You're just like, uh, hush little baby. You're just, you're driest. Don't you cry? Mama's going to bring a shot. This episode is brought to you by Wayfair. Summer winds down, get back into a routine you love with Wayfair. Refresh your workspace with desk, bookcases, and office chairs for way less.
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Starting point is 00:13:11 never been heartbroken. Bro, now I will be honest. I will be honest. I have not, I have not shared a heartbreak anywhere near. I had a very, very, very, very mild case. So I can't fully speak on. That was your fault, though. Can't, no, it's not very mild case, but there's no, how long, now, okay, real question, how long do you allow this heartbreak to cripple you?
Starting point is 00:13:32 Are you okay right now? No, the right eye is blurry. The right eye is blurry. What's your question? How long, as a man? Yeah. You don't know what I got. The heartbreak. Yo, yes, oh, yes, I do. I've seen it. I've seen, it's, it's nine. He's talking about my genitalia. Oh, God. Nine out of ten looks.
Starting point is 00:13:54 How much out of the feel? Huh? On the feel? It's got some weight. The amount of comments... The amount of comments every single week, like, dude, I actually do think they're fucking. And I'm just like, I'm waiting for the day that somebody makes some smut about me and Cam. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I want some Cam and Peyton Smut. You just said that. Yeah. On the internet. There actually is, there is that one website that I'm not going to give any light to. But I check it like bi-monthly. They scare me over there on that website. It is honestly, it is nasty.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Wait until they get a hold of CJ. I think you, I think you have, you have like a cyber security, weird little wheelhouse you got up here that you hide from everyone else. What do you mean? You don't let others get into that. Yeah. But you, you know some websites and you know how to get things done. via the W-WWW. No, I don't think I know to get things done.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I know to find what I want. Oh, yeah. Like, I would never know some of these things exist. I Google myself, though. I found that because I googled myself. That website. When you showed me, popped up, when you just enter in your name. Enter my name, and then I hit images,
Starting point is 00:15:03 and there was one that was blurred out. And I was like, why is that blurt out? And then I found it, and I was like, wow, they need help. And God. Do you Google yourself? No. I never Google myself. You've never Googled yourself?
Starting point is 00:15:15 No, it's a pale, white-haired guy with the same name that's started my babysitters of vampire. But now it's starting to pop up me too, but just me in an Arkansas tag jersey like this. In a nasty triple third. I'm like, do you think it's weird that I chronically
Starting point is 00:15:30 Google myself? I don't think it's weird. Is that a problem, though? It's not a problem. I think that there's a reason. I think, like, I think, what's the reason? I think you're just waiting for one day. It's like, you're like, it's a manifestation.
Starting point is 00:15:46 You're constantly Googling yourself for the day you do Google and it goes, four, it's 30 under 30. And you're going to sit back and go like this. And I remember the times I used to Google and it was just me and my Johnson. Like, I think that's why you do it. Because there's actually no reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
Starting point is 00:16:04 See what they're talking about. Who's they? You just have little writers that just follow your every move? No, just see what the world's talking about. But what's new? Like, it's the same articles. It's the same pictures. It's the same websites.
Starting point is 00:16:19 That's what I'm saying. I do it one time. I'm good for four years. Dude, I'll wait for something to pop off, then go check. And it'll be same vampire. I'm gone. Like, I can't. You are lucky.
Starting point is 00:16:28 You have the name of only you. That's not true. There's a couple of pain hardens. But you are the only of status paid hard. Dude, the only thing that sucks is I'll Google myself and I'll see my grandma's obituary. And it's like right by the blurred picture of me naked. And it's just like, and I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:16:42 me mom doesn't deserve that. You know what I mean? She deserves a better spot in the internet. that then right by my Johnson. Now we've laughed. We've laughed at some grandma jokes. When I tell you, I actually just kind of bit down on my tongue with my back left molar. Why? That one, that was too much for me. You think so? I cannot laugh at your grandma being next to your blurred Johnson. I can't do it. And the fact that it's not even her. Is it a sheet of paper? Like the little booklet? It's the picture, like the picture of the booklet from the obituary.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Can we talk about? Obituaries? And the fact that some public school teachers need to be fired. What do you mean? When people would skip school or whatever, they'd skip school and they'd try to pull out an excuse that, oh, they can't touch this. I'm going to my grandma's funeral. And the teacher would double down and go, bringing me the booklet. What the fuck school did you go to? That has never happened a day in my life. That didn't happen, y'all.
Starting point is 00:17:34 First of all, there wasn't a movement in my school of like, hey, if you want to skip school, blame it on your dead grandma's funeral. That never happened to my school. Personally, I never did it. I literally have a friend that said they were missing a lot of school and they skipped again for another reason and they got asked this time he said I'm going to my grandma's funeral
Starting point is 00:17:54 and his teacher not an admin not a principal not the superintendent a literal like science teacher said all right bring me back to the memorial paper and it'll be a counted absence I don't think that's a problem I think that's the right thing to do I think that's illegal
Starting point is 00:18:09 why that's not illegal at all that is absolutely not the right thing to do how kids can just lie every day and say, like, somebody's dead, I'm going to their funeral. And then they're just out of school. I get that. It's the same thing as a doctor. What's the difference between that and the doctor's note?
Starting point is 00:18:22 First off, a doctor's note says, you went to the doctor. It doesn't say what you got, doesn't say anything. Right. I am not bringing you a picture of my dead grandma and her favorite hymns that we sang in the local newspaper of Denton Times in her article that says she is left by Cameron Kennedy, grandson of Little Elton. I'm, you're not getting that.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Why? That is way too valuable and way too personal. Bring a picture of you at the funeral. What if I just wanted to play Call of Duty and skip? Then that's where the problem becomes. You don't understand, right? That's where the problem lies. No, no. That is literally like you calling out for work for being sick. And then your boss says, bring me a doctor's note. Yes, what's wrong with that?
Starting point is 00:19:06 You can't do that. I think that's the whole point of doctor's notes. Oh, you haven't had enough HR. You haven't had enough in counter. Wait, wait. Every time I had to leave the school for something, I had to have proof of why I was leaving the school. That's because you were young and it was mainly for the parents. You're talking about school? And I'm talking about death.
Starting point is 00:19:23 I'm not talking about a stomach bug or a drop of a DLC and a video game. I think you're wrong on it. I think you're wrong about that. So if I, as the boss, if I said, hey, I'm sick, you're going to make me show you I'm sick. Oh, I am so lenient here. That doesn't count for here. Y'all do whatever y'all want here. Okay, let's imagine you worked somewhere else. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:39 And you go, I am sick. Yeah. You have a right to take off. You have hours. You go, hey, I can't come in today. My stomach is crazy. Well, that's different. Because you have specific.
Starting point is 00:19:50 You have specific hours, and that's different. You have hours of time off and all that in sick days. That's different. You were bringing up school and you're bringing it to work now. It's different. School is different than work. But school is our work when we're that young. But the rules are different.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And you understand that. Go peta. Yeah, that's bad. I don't get no love from the fourth camera. And we got new chairs, right? for the new chairs. Red velvet chairs. Where you got a blues clues?
Starting point is 00:20:20 Audio listeners, you can't see, but we definitely have Blue's Clues. Blue's Clues had a red chair? The big red chair that Steve used to sit on. Y'all are not cultured at all. Blue's clues had a big ass red chair. Steve from Blue's Clues had a big red chair that he, his thinking chair.
Starting point is 00:20:37 It was his thinking chair. Dude, that whole show creeped me out from being honest. I had seven birthdays in a row of Blue's Clues. Oh. Yeah. I had seven years I think so yeah you could go about seven years in my life
Starting point is 00:20:49 and there's no I think around I think I'll say five I think six I was dressed as Payton Manning I think I went to I went to I went to academy and I got one of those seat through I'm pretty sure it was a stripper jersey that they were at like clubs or something
Starting point is 00:21:04 or like strip clubs like a mesh net yeah it was like a mesh net but I think it was cheaper and then I remember my mom got like these big like blue numbers and she ironed one and eight and she put Manning on the back. And I went to an indoor soccer stadium and played football with my friends. Why the
Starting point is 00:21:20 are you dressing up for your birthday? Y'all didn't dress up for y'all's birthday? It's not Halloween. I think dressing up, I think every kid dressed up for their birthday. No, you look at me. Look at me. I never dressed up for a fucking birthday. It's me. It's my birthday. It's Cameron Kennedy's birthday, not Peyton Manning. No, but this isn't
Starting point is 00:21:37 Halloween. I'm not dressing up with something. It's, hey, come to my party. It's the NFL theme party. I'm not the quarterback for the No, no, no, no. But as a kid. I'm Cameron. You're celebrating Cameron. Okay, I'm not saying like in your 21st birthday, you're dressing up as like Queen Latifah. That's weird. I'm saying as a kid whenever your birthdays are themed of like Yu-Gi-O, Harry Potter. I dressed up every year for my birthday based off the theme. You're a little f***ing weirdo. No. No. Everybody did that. No. That's the point of a themed party. No. The party. You just said it. The party's themed. Dress up in your best? It's Peyton's birthday. It's not Yugi's birthday. It's your birthday. But I'm Yugi today.
Starting point is 00:22:15 No, you're not. I can be whatever. You don't disrespect him. You do not love him enough to talk about him. No, no, I had a yugi a party. There's cards. There's plates. There's the thing over the table.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I didn't go get red and yellow hair and wear a dual disc. Well, funding wasn't the best in your house. You got a mesh net and your mom ironed numbers on it, Peyton Manning. We're going to talk about funding. Okay, wait. I think I can go to every adolescent birthday I've ever had, and I can name them. I remember I had a magic birthday, like a magic, like magic tricks. And I dressed up as a magician.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I had a big top hat. I remember I had a basketball birthday party. I dressed up as a basketball player, a football, dressed up as Peyton Manning, blues clues, I was Steve. I'm telling you, you had two Halloween's ear. You lived a different childhood. You had a Halloween in October and a Halloween in February. This is the first time I'm hearing of people not dressing up.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Like, I was fully expecting to walk into Malachi's first birthday and he's in a costume. No, no. He's one. He might be in some cute little thing, but it's not a costume. You don't wear costumes for your birthday. So when he has his Uncle P. birthday,
Starting point is 00:23:20 you get him a little fake beard. Yeah. And what I'm like, dress him as you? Yeah. No shot. Ivy, she had her birthday.
Starting point is 00:23:26 It was a princess birthday. She dressed up as a princess, no? She had a dress on. As a princess. No, she had a dress on. She wasn't a princess. But did she feel like a princess?
Starting point is 00:23:36 She felt like a princess. Because she was in a princess dress. You didn't put that in blue jeans, did you? My third birthday, I was wearing a red dress. t-shirt with a walkman on what my parents like
Starting point is 00:23:46 old little walkman I literally was like your parents like raised you to be 50 like their whole thing was for Cam to get to 50 years old and that's that's what Cam is striving to be like don't you dressed up on your birthday that's weird I think everybody dressed up on their
Starting point is 00:24:02 birthday Pete I think you are like like honorably mistaken though like I love that for you and I love the creativity I love your parents I never wore a costume unless it was October 31st. I think I would, if I had the capabilities to as a kid, I would have wore a costume every day. Oh, no, I believe that.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I believe that. You've, I believe that. I had, like, I had every costume I could have, I had it. Like, I dressed, you never had a Spider-Man birthday and dressed up as Spider-Man? I literally had a Spider-Man. Did you dress up as Spider-Man? I wore a Hawaiian shirt. I wore a button-up Hawaiian shirt.
Starting point is 00:24:38 And I said, hey, let's get a look at Spider-Man. I said, y'all have fun of the Spider-Man party. Here's your goodie back. Get out. Dude, that's so strange because if I have ever a kid, they're dressing up. This episode is brought to by Factor Meals. Between busy schedules and summer plans, sometimes all I've got is a couple minutes. A couple of minutes. But Factor helps me eat smarter with tasty chef-prepared meals that are dietitian approved and delivered right to my doorstep.
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Starting point is 00:26:23 put him in costumes. You did. Now, okay, now I'm not a psychiatrist. Yeah. I'm not a philanthropist or a philosopher. You're not much of a pH. But there's something behind that. There's something behind that. We need to figure it out. This leads into a question I have. Oh, my God, ask it. What do you think my mental
Starting point is 00:26:41 ages. Oh, you're now, first off, you're split. You're the guy from split. You are multiple people. I might have multiple sclerosis or something. You're even, like, lukewarm, just just Thursday right there. What did you just say? You had multiple sclerosis? I meant to say mixed personality disorder, but I, but what did you say first? Multiple sclerosis, and that's a disease. That's not what you have, bro. No, I know, and I don't mean that. You might have that. You might have Plax psoriasis, you might have Mesothelium, mesotheloma, Spina bifida, you might have it all, dog.
Starting point is 00:27:15 You might have, you're the run of the mill. Then you walk in the dog and then you go, whoa! They go, give me back on, give him back up! They strap you down here, it's like, ah! Dog, well, imagine what I'm going to look like if I make it to 72.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Like, imagine what I look up. You're honestly going to be adorable. You as a 70, you're going to be bald as shit, big glasses, gut hanging off, but you're going to be dripped. out. You're going to be that old your teeth. The veneers will come through, though. Okay. I'm about saying. You probably have
Starting point is 00:27:45 three of them left. You're just like but you would be that cute grandpa where hopefully your grandkids would be like, oh, thank you Papa. And you go, all right now. Go ahead and pour me a little thing of brandy before you leave. I feel like I'm going to look like go out. No, put out my stogie. Pour some brandy.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Get the f*** out of here now. W.W.E's coming on. It's John C and his grandson's 40th match tonight, boys. I feel like I'm going to look like that one ugly gray dog that's got the tongue that hangs out. I feel like back to your mental age. Right. With your splits, you're even kill
Starting point is 00:28:16 lukewarm, you are right where you're supposed to be. You're 26. Really? You get easily entertained by some things. You also have some deep thoughts. Like, you're in that middle ground of building to be a human. That means a lot. I don't think you would say that. Now there's two other sides and these are the polar opposite. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Now when you are overly happy, things are going good. It doesn't have been much. It doesn't. And it really doesn't. It really doesn't. Like, it really does. Let's just be honest. I can't remember the last time. Once a month. I just can't remember the last time.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I was overly happy. Everything is gray, man. Okay, so when you're overly happy, you immediately revert to like 11 years old. Right. You want to go buy a toy and like, oh, let me get a McDouble, have fun. Let's go play and do things. Let's just kick stuff around because we can. Like, you've been quoted saying,
Starting point is 00:29:08 It has a 26thold. Yeah. Just mess it up because we can. Like, you become a little boy. That was because I'm a rock star, yeah. Now when you're sad, when you're in them deep, dark trenches boy, you're a
Starting point is 00:29:22 fucking tyrant. You literally become Fidel Castro. Like, you are immediately 50 years old with a vengeance towards everyone. People that are in your corner, people that are up. You were just like, oh. and that's just who you are and you've got to grow you have to grow with you
Starting point is 00:29:43 to understand it and understand okay he'll be okay he'll be okay but yeah you are all at once you're 12 26 50
Starting point is 00:29:51 I think that's I think that's why I'm so well-rounded it's because I have all of that in me I think I spend most of the time in the adolescent range until y'all ran on my parade like I feel like I'm overly happy a lot and then y'all come through
Starting point is 00:30:03 and then you are like oh pain's weird oh you Look at his back when he bends over. Like, it's like nothing to make me feel good. Why would you laugh so hard? Like, y'all, anytime, I get my, like, once every six months happiness, and y'all, like,
Starting point is 00:30:21 like, it's bad. No, that's not true. No. First off, but you pick your pockets of happiness that just sh-h-h-hide. Oh, I have no control. It's 5.45 in the morning. You're like, dude, you want to shock my... It's just like, my eyes aren't even open. My eyes aren't open.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah, I'm telling me. talking about, hey, hold on, hold my butt, hold my for me. Like, I'll be like, you want to rate each other's feet? Like, we'll like do that. Let me cuddle and scratch you with my big toe. Get out of here, weirdo. That makes me happy. But then, you'll shut me down. At 3 p.m. When other people hit
Starting point is 00:30:52 their little, oh, it's almost, it's almost the end of the day. We got some shit on. Oh, let's do it, boys. You're like this. Everyone go home. I don't want to see your face. I don't want to, I don't want to even think of you until next Tuesday. Get out here. And you're, and that's you. And I'm just like, what the f***? I call you. Maybe it's, oh, bro, you want to hop on a game?
Starting point is 00:31:08 You never call me for that. Because you always shoot it down. You know, no, you call me. Cam calls me, Cam calls me because you want something or Malachi is doing something. I'm always happy with the Malachi calls. 99% of the time when I get a phone call from Cam or live, I just hope that I don't see either of their faces and it's Malachi going. Okay, when you call me and I answer, what does it sound like?
Starting point is 00:31:30 When I call you? When you FaceTime me and I answer the phone, what do I say? I'll answer you to go. Not looking at me. You'll go, yeah, yeah, hold on my show. Yeah, guys, and I'm going to go over there too later. Wait, what did you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I'll spend two and a half minutes looking at you and you won't speak to me. Okay. That's exactly what will happen. Okay, that's fair. This is you. Bring, bring. Oh, it's Peyton.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Or no, no, actually, I'm calling you. Sorry, I'm calling you. So you're Payton? Yeah, I'm you. What the fuck do you want? What? Right now, you really have four seconds. I'm getting off.
Starting point is 00:32:04 All right. speak now or literally don't talk to me how am i supposed to come with oh p i love you so much when your opening statement is what the fuck do you want i do you think do you think you don't have any responsibility over that because let's take it back to nashville let's take it back to nashville what we went to nashville this last week right we went to the street called broadway we did now let me just break down nashville real quick you don't know what broadway is Basically, it's a street full of bars. It's just a great place to bar hop, listen to live white music.
Starting point is 00:32:42 It is a, it's a beautiful place, right? It's fantastic. Now, like, on one hand, you can count all the ethnic people on that street. You know, you go, Piers was like, can we stay here next time? Like, that's how bad it was. Company movement, company movement. Now, I was in my bag on Broadway. Like, I love, I love drinking.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I love having a good time. Before I get into what Cam did, let me say, there's not that many people getting married in Nashville. Now, there is, the amount of bridal parties on Broadway is a sin. Oh, yeah, no, it is, it is, it is pure. Yeah, you'd think everyone in the country that's getting married has to go to Nashville. Like, that's where you get your marriage passport papers. I think what it's starting to be is a bunch of these people just want to vacation to Nashville,
Starting point is 00:33:34 but they need an excuse. or like, I'll marry this guy. And then they'll go. No, I'm not going to go look at the shirtless cowboy and do a honky tonk off six shots of rumble. Why would I ever do that? I looked at some of the brides, and I was like, there's no way somebody locked that down.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Like, wanted to spend the rest of their days with that. She's like, yeah, I'm getting married. I'm like, what the f***? Like, which one are you with the bride? She's like, me. I'm like, oh, is the groomed Shrek? Father, forgive me. I mean, it's what happened.
Starting point is 00:34:12 But we were on Nashville, we were on Broadway, and I was excited. I was having a good time. Cam was in one of those weird bags that he gets, and we all know that weird bag that Cam gets in. No, we know the weird bag. I was not in a weird bag in Nashville. We were in a weird bag where you don't know if he's upset or he's mad. It's like, and me and Pierce say yes or no, is Cam being a little weird towards Peda? We say that all tour, right?
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yes. They rage bait the piss out. It's not a rage bait. See, look how he talks to me. Oh, my God. Yeah, look how he talks to me. Oh, my God. Oh, I almost did.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Oh, that was deep. Whoa, that's probably the deepest I've ever been. That was a little scary. That's how you know I'm not about it, for real. You said that to me that one time. Oh, no, I legit think I broke my skin. What? I did that to you?
Starting point is 00:34:53 You said that to me one thought. Oh. Well, we were on Broadway, right? And I'm an, when I get in my adventures bag, I wanted to go do some rock and roll shit, right? Yeah. I want to go do some rock and roll shit, right? Yeah. I want to go do something like, I want to go jump off some, break a window.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Like, that's my fun. When I'm finally happy, I wait months to finally feel joy. And so I finally feel this joy on Broadway in Nashville. I see in the middle of the street this bus drive by. Now, it's not just a regular bus. It is a school bus, right, that they gut it out. The middle's all gone. There's no roof.
Starting point is 00:35:31 There's no side. It's just a front where the driver is And like a bag All the middle is exposed No seats in there It looked like a Fortnite battle bus Yes And there's
Starting point is 00:35:40 There's girls dancing Drinking Some gargoyle brides in there Eating some You get on the bus She's like Welcome It's like your seat's in the back
Starting point is 00:35:54 It's like Wow We're not talking about me Wow Wow My seat's in the back. I was talking about me getting on the bus. Be careful.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I was talking about me. It's Nashville. Get to the black. Get your back. Oh, but I told Cam, I said, Cam, I want to get on the bus. That would be really fun. Cam goes, not a chance in hell I get on that bus. And immediately my mood is ruined.
Starting point is 00:36:29 That, okay, first off. That's how you. you treat me and I don't think you understand that. That is not me treating you bad. Listen, you wanted to go on a Fortnite battle bus with monsters in downtown Nashville and we know only God knows where the bus is driving. They don't have a route on the side. They go straight to a cliff. Yeah. No clue. I was enjoying the bars that you were also enjoying that you picked the bars. So you have set this precedent. I have followed. I like it. We're having a great time. You hit a 180, dude, let's go take a brick and break into a place.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Yeah. Oh, maybe not. Let's just get on that bus. Yeah. And I go, hey, personal opinion, don't really want to get on the nasty big little metal bus. It's going to be hot. Don't know what drinks they have. Exactly, but that's not fun, right?
Starting point is 00:37:15 We're on this, we're the last two shows we want to have a fuck. That's just me. The same way. Now, what if I said, dude, I really feel like hooping right now. Let's go get some fives on, man. Let's go to KBs. We can play. We did do that.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Why not again? It was fun. He didn't invite us. Exactly. But what if I said, what if I do? Let's go to a video game bar. Compete.
Starting point is 00:37:37 That's going to be sick. I tried to play drunk UFC for two and a half hours. Are you kidding? I tried to do that in Dunedin. I tried to go to a video game bar and play video games. It's all in the middle of the day. And y'all two are like, I'm going back and I'm taking a nap cam.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Wanted to go get that fash we talked about by that captive woman that we talked about on Patreon. But you want to know. First off, if the Dunedine viz. What? The De Niedin, whatever. If De Niedin had a video game bar, that probably had an Atari in it.
Starting point is 00:38:07 No, it was so sick. There's no way they had a PlayStation, let alone an Xbox, let alone a PC. No, it was this bar, you walked into it, and like, you know regular bars you sit around? People were sitting there drinking beers, but each seat had a controller, and there were screens out there, and then there was arcade machines all around the back.
Starting point is 00:38:22 It was sick, and I invited y'all, but all you wanted to do is get rubbed on by a hostage. I don't know what you wanted to do. Touch yourself at 8 a.m. I don't know. Okay, first. I got, I don't know. This is where I travel with.
Starting point is 00:38:35 He's like, oh, oh. No, no, no, no. No, because you have done the exact same thing. What do you mean? You have done the exact same thing. What do you mean? But when it's us, boo, everyone sucks. Everyone hates Peyton.
Starting point is 00:38:49 When it's you, it's oops, oops. Boston. We were all supposed to go out and eat dinner. First of all, I don't want to go out anywhere in Boston. I didn't feel sick. No one in Boston liked me. We were supposed to go out, and you said, no, I'm going to DoorDash. And then we said, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:39:06 That was the vibe for everyone. You even said it, and you go, mind change. DoorDash on the way. Y'all go. Win. Oh! No. That was D.C.
Starting point is 00:39:17 No, wasn't it was Boston. Wait, what happened in Boston? Explain it. After a show before a show, I don't understand. It was, so it was the day before the show. Because Boston was the first of that leg, so we got there the night before. Next day was the show. We got there.
Starting point is 00:39:31 We were all chilling, whatever. Supposed to go out and eat. Okay? I don't remember this. Yes, because me, Cam, live, and Robbie all went to McDonald's. We ended up going to McDonald's. Remember, we were supposed to go to rest. Y'all.
Starting point is 00:39:42 We were supposed to go in the rest. Because no, we had done, no, no, listen, we had done something in that whole day. Yes. We had done something in that whole day. And then I was curating, trying to figure out what we're going to do and all, like, what we're going to go eat. I was involved in the planning of that. I said, yes.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I said, let's go eat. And then y'all, have no spines and no backbones. When I was offering stuff, y'all were just ignoring me. And I was texting in the group message, where are we going to eat? Where are we going to eat? You gave us two minutes.
Starting point is 00:40:09 It was. That's a fine. No, it was like 15. No, it was not 15. It was not. But first off, but first off, people were getting ready. No, you know, okay, but the thing is, no one was responding to me. No, and then that's the problem.
Starting point is 00:40:24 And so I was hungry, and I already don't really like y'all that much. And so I was like, I'm going to go eat by my. And then y'all ended, and no, it's not why. It's because y'all do want it to smoke. What? Were y'all not high? That happened regardless. We were waiting.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Thank you. That's because y'all wanted to smoke. That happened regardless, though. The plan was we're all going to go eat, and then because people didn't respond immediately to you, you said, ah, door dashing, don't care. It's okay. And when I don't want to get on a dirty metal bus, it's the end of the world, and I suck. And I'm in a mood. He's paid up.
Starting point is 00:40:57 It can't be Louie to pay the way to pay to. Well, it's different because Cam's on. a seafood diet you know i i i was forced to answer my door answer my door shirtless the other day at my house i like how he didn't even acknowledge the seafood diet no that was fantastic i i'm a hungry gal like i if it oh you know what that is oh you see food you eat it okay yeah no i don't think they got it definitely not bass and trout you don't think i've ever gotten that rob he's like i'm my heavier set current state. Yeah, you're thick.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Yeah, I was forced to answer my door shirtless. You forced it. How are you forced to answer a door shirtless? We had a grocery delivery of three items. Oh, yeah. I remember, I think Liv told me about this. Three items. It was water and formula and like a baby jar of food for the baby.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Ding dong. First off, I'm in my draws. Like, I'm in straight underwear. And I go, okay, just drop it. And she doesn't leave. ding dong I go oh my god now I'm looking
Starting point is 00:42:02 through the app yeah this woman hits a double ding dong you never double ding dong if you double ding dong if you double ding dong what the f
Starting point is 00:42:09 it's when firearms come out 100% so I put shorts on but I'm right there so I answer the door and this woman looks at me and goes
Starting point is 00:42:15 oh that's the first thing came in her mouth oh and I went what the fuck is that what kind of response she goes
Starting point is 00:42:21 huh and then she was what the she goes whoa and I went whoa for four ding ding don't
Starting point is 00:42:27 yeah I go thanks then I have to sign which I've never had to sign before she's using some illegal third party app I had to sign her phone that was just in like a notes app
Starting point is 00:42:36 I said that's I think that's some form of illegal activity right I get the shit as she's leaving she takes a double take she double takes your body
Starting point is 00:42:44 yes I mean it's a wonder I grab the one bag and I go thanks a lot and she goes oh yeah they're like I can see his heartbeat through his nebles my nipples are
Starting point is 00:43:00 i don't think wait so what's the what's the problem that she the problem that you had to i don't first i don't know what having to answer your door shirt she wasn't leaving you could equal you could put on a shirt just same way you put on shorts but the shorts were right by the door don't ask why you could put on you put on a shirt no man i have this thing i maybe it's the way i was raised because my dad used to answer the door, booty butt-up naked, swear to God. Mark would let it hang on the front door. Your dad's sitting there flaccid.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Yeah, opening a door to a FedEx, man. Yeah, whoever was knocking. He would check if it was a Girl Scout. Then he would put on some shorts. Sir, can we like to offer you some thin? Your dad's just like, I'll take four boxes. No, but I'm under the guys of, I'm under the thinking. If I answer my door, I can be in any state I want to be.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Now, that's true, but I'm not comfortable with my body. Now, that's a personal problem. That is. So leave my baby's food on my doorstep and get out of here. Now, I don't agree with you on that. I think you could have put on a shirt. I think, and there's one thing, I think you need to accept about yourself. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:44:07 You look for mystery. You look for mystery. You like that little gray area. You wanted to see the reaction you're going to get or you're transparent nips. Like, that's the game you play. You always are in that little. like, what are they going to say about this? Oh, that is so
Starting point is 00:44:24 so funny, but so not true. Oh, it's true. I do not hunt for mystery. Yeah, you do. No, I do not. You open that door that no one knows what he goes to. I go, and she's ding donging again, ding dong again, I go, I go put... No. I go to the door and open it, no shot. I would argue
Starting point is 00:44:41 I would argue that's you. A that is choosing to open his door but naked? It's my door. That is also it's now your murder mystery. That is Your little smut book that is being written I really want a smut book No you do
Starting point is 00:44:55 I really have you read It oh yeah there Oh my god I don't want to say it Do you remember in L.A.? I don't want to say it I don't want to say it Oh yeah no
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Starting point is 00:46:29 Shopify.com slash y-Sk. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know podcast. All right, we're back and P. Yes, sir. Two days ago, I went to a grocery store. Very simple. We had to re-up on groceries tour is over.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Spent a lot of money. Way too much fun. I saw your vlog. Way too much money. But I found something. I found a little gym, a little hidden gym. It's something you love and something I like. I'm not eating it.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Fused into one. I'm not eating anything. Oh, we're not eating anything. Something you love. I like fused together. I said, holy shit, I could go wrong. That's perfect. So I picked one up and I bought popcorn from hell.
Starting point is 00:47:15 It's the hottest I told you I'm not eating anything The first one is literally called Popcorn from hell I'm not extreme microwave popcorn Have Kicking day
Starting point is 00:47:34 So there's three packs in here Not eating And as a gentleman and a beautiful broad I was going to allow you to pick Oh you're eating it There's a spontaneous combustion kicking Carolina Reaper or popcorn from hell
Starting point is 00:47:49 I had Oh no I had the Carolina We still have an episode to record I can't eat all this right now We're not gonna be able to finish the pod Oh we're gonna finish We might just have a little
Starting point is 00:48:03 A little bit of delusion running to the pot Popcorn hell The one of the flavors is literally called popcorn from hell Okay so So it's Habanero is the least bite I see Ghost Pepper is medium. California Reapers the most. What did I eat at the news?
Starting point is 00:48:19 Carolina Reaper. Yeah, I'm not doing that shit again. Okay, so we're either going... Well, the one I pull is Carolina Reaper. This is the world's hottest popcorn. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Dude, I can smell that.
Starting point is 00:48:33 It's horrible. Even the scent is, like, kind of toxic. I don't... Oh, let me see it. No, now this could actually ruin someone because that just looks like buttery popcorn. Oh, my God. Just say gourmet on it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 No, no, don't put your nose on it. Holy shit. Don't put, like, don't take a big whiff. Cam, I can't eat that. But it looks good. You can't even lie. I can, now I feel like I can smell two blocks down. That's open me up.
Starting point is 00:48:56 That's like a dirt tech. I forgot to tell you there's one more wrinkle. What? I'm gonna be giving you a quiz while you eat the world's hottest popcorn. My brain's already at half speed now. Brother, I don't do hot. I'm about to crank you down to a quarter. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Dude, now I've never seen this many bulls. I've never seen this many black specks on a popcorn. No, a lot of black, a lot of red, but the corn looks good. Okay. All right. Do I, do I, should I pop one before the first question? Let's do that. Yeah, let's do that.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Let's do that. Give it a good taste test. Carolina Reaper popcorn. Okay. What kind of quiz is this? Simple knowledge quiz for teens. Are you smarter than a fifth grader gets me every time? All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Carolina Reaper popcorn. Give it a couple. That thing is I'm starving. And you're hungry and you love a good corn. No. No, no, no. No, no. I've kept it on the left side of my mouth.
Starting point is 00:49:54 And it's like, I feel like two-faced right now. This is, this is bad. Read you the question. Okay. What iconic company does Steve Jobs start it? Apple. Yes, okay. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Here we go. What is the largest mammal in the world? K-Rob. Oh, no. No, it's a blue whale. Save that. No. Okay. What year was Joe Biden elected president?
Starting point is 00:50:29 Completely wrong. Here we go. Wait, am I supposed to eat it after each one that I get wrong? Oh, my God. Every time you get one wrong, you eat another piece. Oh, my God, starting now. You have to get five right to end the quiz. Starting now. The bad thing is I'm starving. In what city can you find the Eiffel Tower? City?
Starting point is 00:50:47 No way. I gave you a lob. I'm trying to let you recover. Yes, there we go. Oh, this leg is a wrecked. Oh, this is a guaranteed piece of popcorn. Name the five great lakes. There's great lakes.
Starting point is 00:51:00 You think one of them's an ocean. Chicago. Chicago Lake. The whole internet said that the Chicago Lake was a lake and not an ocean. It's the Lake Michigan, and Superior, Ontario, Huron, and Erie. Go ahead and take a pop. Huron. That boy on that hair on.
Starting point is 00:51:20 No, your grandma's poor, hair on. I think there's a pimple forming on my nose, right. No, you need to go to the right side. Your left side is blazed. Oh, God, he did two. What a real one. I'm starving. I'm gonna do a little more.
Starting point is 00:51:29 How many nights of Hanukkah are there? 12. Eight, take another. Pierce, you should have helped me. Ah! Okay, here's a lot. I'm trying to get to the finish line. Do we live in?
Starting point is 00:51:43 Milky Way. I was about to say, you gotta eat the whole bag. My lips are numb. Okay. Okay. Feels like I just drank half of Jack Daniels. Where was the game of checkers invented? What the fias?
Starting point is 00:51:56 China? Egypt. Dude, the... Just the sense getting to me. Water. I got a little bit. I got a little bit. Oh, that's over after it.
Starting point is 00:52:09 No, it's not. No, it's not. You're sweating, bro. Which country did the Olympic start? France. Grease, take another pop. Hold on, just give me a break. Slow down on the question.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Your lip is watering. Dude, my shins are wet. Oh my god, they are coinciding. I said one piece. You're getting handfuls. I'm hungry. Oh, oh, oh. Like a massive kiss. How many stars are in our solar system?
Starting point is 00:52:37 Are you kidding me? There's gotta be more than six there's only one it's the sun what about the dipper in the they're all far far away like george lucas the big dipper the little dip the north star
Starting point is 00:52:56 oh they're not with us we just see them I think we need to put out a pole on that one oh here we go how long is a giraffe's tongue oh wow crazy thing is this supposed to be simple knowledge I got my mouth, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Your burb got my mouth. You still owe me two pieces. Chest pain. What? Really? Egypt for checkers and stars for our solar system. All right, I'm going to throw you lobs. We've got to get you out of here.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Which country is the world's largest population? India. China. Take another piece. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel bad. I just watched you go from last. to cry. I watch you go from laugh to tears. Oh man, oh man. Here we go. How many bones do sharks have? One. Zero. Take another piece.
Starting point is 00:53:49 That's so oppressive. Yeah. Oh my god. I mean, I'm giving you the simplest. They're on the spines? I'm giving you the simplest. I'm giving you the simplest. I literally feel like I'm on an acid right now. Which direction is jet lag worse? Like east or west? Traveling east! There we go! There we go.
Starting point is 00:54:21 There we go. One more. One more. Oh my God. I got a... How many time zones are there in the whole world? Come on. Think, think, think. How many time zones? How many time zones in the whole world? GST, PST, N-C-T, N-C-A-H-T-V-M-LB? in our genia careful oh whoa oh oh there's water everywhere oh no don't no don't it's a good ball cap don't ruin it good ball cap what was the question last one how many time zones are there in the whole world think of your whole day oh my whole day think of a whole day 24 hours how many times those 24 give it up for payton ladies and gentlemen
Starting point is 00:55:09 it up for Peyton. Carolina Reaper popcorn while taking teen knowledge quiz. You got, oh, you got way more wrong, but hell, you made it out alive. Now, immediately post-game interview, scale 1 to 10, how hot is popcorn? I didn't ask for its flavor. How hot is it? I can't tell if I'm peeing or bleeding out of my penis. Oh. Don't touch your face, bro. Yes, no, you got to stop touching. Got to get the digits away from the nose canal. Oh, my God, you touched it. I'll give you $30 if you lick the juice off my knuckles. Oh, that's got to be a kink. That's got to be something deep-rooted.
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Starting point is 00:57:06 I don't feel good. I'm so sorry. I was already a little under the weather when we came in. No, I heard that, too. You have a little gurgle in the throat. Yeah, now I'm really messed up. Can I ask you a question about about coitus? Yeah, it's your favorite thing to talk about.
Starting point is 00:57:20 No, no, no, no. I just have a very thought process behind this. What's going on? Now, back in our younger days, right? Yeah. Oh, so much better at it. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Now, is it bad? Because I was talking to live, and I just opened up, and I was vulnerable with her, and I told her that when we got down to the old scoop, boot, and buggy, It was time to do the, do old tango. I told that I used to eat clean meals before I'd go out to her grandpa's house for something. I used to prioritize my nutrition if I knew I was going to get some. Now, there's a couple of places I could ask. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Was it for like, like, you know you're about to do a lot of cardio? You don't want to catch a cramp? It was more of blood flow. I said, I don't want a lot of grease in the valves. I need to make sure I'm eating clean. And my blood can just oxygen. Everything can work properly. And I can be at MVP performance.
Starting point is 00:58:17 We want to a natural honey pack. Yes. A little bit more salmon. Yes. A little bit more tomato and omega-3. God bless. Hell, I said, fish oils. I said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:28 You're cooking it up. I said, hell, throw some lest glutamine in there. Let's really get to blood. No, that's weird. You never did that. No. See, you're just blessed. You're blessed beyond the least.
Starting point is 00:58:37 I think I was just, but at that age. I was so athletic. I mean, I could go through a brick wall. Like, there wasn't much that was holding me back. I probably couldn't go through the wall, but I could jump decent for a white guy. You know what I'm saying? I could get up there a little bit if I had to go.
Starting point is 00:58:51 I was talking about, I could snag a good rebound. I was talking about I could go through a wall. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. And it'd break. Stop, stop. Like a shoe horn. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:59:02 But yeah, I used to eat real clean. That's so strange. At what time did that stop? High levels of insecurity. Probably last year. I'm kidding. As soon as Liv was bagged, as soon as I said, ah, this, this. He's not going nowhere. She's not going nowhere. I say, give me a, give me a quarter part. Is it weird? I used to spray cologne before the act.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Now, that? I'd give me myself a little spray, one, two, just so I can smell myself. Now, I've seen things that you, I, can I drop a bomb? Can I drop a jewel? I'm very nervous that you're about to say. Can I drop a jewel for the people? Yeah. Okay. You know, I'd say everything online. It doesn't have any new court is. Oh, I have seen this man. Get sweaty. This is meet and greets. This is before public. This is maybe we're recording.
Starting point is 00:59:45 We got sweaty in the studio, but we got to go to the mall afterwards. Right. He literally... I think this is public knowledge. Takes Cologne. Yeah. And sprays your bare...
Starting point is 00:59:55 Yeah, I'll spray my... That is... I'll spray my snail trail with that... I mean, I got to. I mean, I could start... You're sitting there... I could start a third world war with my... Like, it is...
Starting point is 01:00:06 I could... I could literally make the blind see with what... what comes out of this, this rectum. Now, you know what I mean? I mean, you're just looking down. You're looking down that old male snail. I could have cleared. You're going,
Starting point is 01:00:19 Yeah. That? Dude, I could have cleared out a soup kitchen during the Great Depression. That's how bad it would have stunk. You know what I mean? Like, people wouldn't even want to eat and that's the only thing they could do.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I just don't understand, two things. Yeah. One, performance. I really don't get it. Dude, I don't know what it is. No one's smelling your Fart Star. Oh, do you be surprised?
Starting point is 01:00:41 And second, second, is how does that not? Yeah. Physically, physically, tangle or sting. Especially if I got a cut. If I spray strong enough right here, I'm like, ah, dang, like, it's, it's seeping into my vein. Yeah, no. Like, I'm spitting up a bergamon. You're spraying it on your bare.
Starting point is 01:01:09 I got, ooh, dripping off my... Like, it is... It is, it is bad. But you would rather that, you would rather that... I don't know. Than the other way. Because I've had a girl that... No, there was a girl I was talking to deeply, heavenly.
Starting point is 01:01:23 We were getting to that point of contention where if you really want to be with me, you got to be with all of me, right? She was in my suitcase, right? She was in my suitcase, and she pulled out these pairs of shorts. Oh, God forbid. And I was like, if we're going to do this,
Starting point is 01:01:36 you got to know all of me. You want to be... Join this fan. family. You've got to do initiation. It's like getting jumped in to the rolling 60s cricks. Getting loked out. And she goes, she raises them off. You take the shorts. You go, she's like, she's like,
Starting point is 01:01:58 no, okay. But she goes, she goes, she picks them up and she goes, Peyton, are these clean? And I don't know. And this point in life, where I was at, I don't know if it was clean. I don't know. Odds are. And I said, and I was like, this is really going to test if she's here for the long haul. Oh. And I said, take a sniff.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Now, normally, when people sniff test some clothes, you can get a sign of sweat, a sign of must. If you, but if you sniff test my shorts. I actually, oh, my God. I was actually thinking I just had a response. Yeah. You get physical responses. It smells like the room where they embalm people. I mean, it's never smelled that.
Starting point is 01:02:46 It smells like trench warfare after three days of consecutive rainfall. Yeah, it smells, it, oh, it smells like Captain Phillips when he got lost at sea. It is, it is bad. Yeah, careful. Yeah. But she ended up smelling them. and there was a visceral sign of disgust in her face and I saw the moment where she looked in my eyes
Starting point is 01:03:13 and was debating, is this the last time I ever see these eyes again? No, oh, oh, yeah. I, but here's the thing, I would argue. She stuck around until I farted in the car. You ever farted so bad? Yeah, yeah. You drive like that. With that leg up?
Starting point is 01:03:30 With that leg up? I think Robin was in the car when that happened. Robin was there. It comes out. immediately he's getting pushed back by the fence. Oh my God. It goes, it's right there in those Tesla vents. And it smelled so bad in there.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Like normally when you smell a bad fart in a car, big react. Oh my God. It was like both of them. It was K. Rob and her at the time. They went like this. They couldn't even react. It just scrunched their face up. It was not.
Starting point is 01:04:00 And it made me self-conscious. I was like, I didn't know I could produce that. Now, God bless her, I'm going to air my wife out. God bless her. Your wife smells like shit sometimes. No, hey! Get live after a Pilate session? No, oh, no, yeah. No, I didn't know you're talking about workout.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Oh, God, her sweat's putrid. Oh, oh my God, you can make a gas bomb out of that. Oh, oh, God. Oh, it's bad, man. Oh my God. Dude, it's something to do with her father's jeans. Anyone that shares his blood when they're done sweating, it is, I mean, sweating. It is, I mean, it's rank. It is rank. God bless Zoe's heart too. Oh, God. Oh, dude,
Starting point is 01:04:42 when they work out, it is, I mean, it's seriously bad. You know, one day, I went out of my way to do her laundry. That's how bad it was. She got home from workout. Yeah, her, she had a whole thing of laundry. Yeah. So the sweaty nascals were sitting right on top. Yeah. And it was so bad that I went, and I'm doing laundry today. And I literally did her load, so I wouldn't smell that. Yeah. And God bless her. Like, and that's the thing. Her body odor, never bad. Never onion, never burger, none of that. It's like she could sweat for two days straight. But if she is making her body sweat, it's physical exercise.
Starting point is 01:05:14 It is, I mean, it is suing. It's like the rust just goes into her blood. Something about laundry I was thinking about, I think we are in prehistoric times with laundry. Like, I think we have so much advanced technology that we shouldn't still be doing laundry like that. Like, I feel like a pilgrim every time I do, and I don't do my laundry. I was about to say, you never, but you literally have a nice wash and dryer. No, no, I have a nice lawn. But you understand what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:05:44 I have a nice laundering. You don't even know what it is. You're just like, I got, it's nice. I go, what brand you're like, I'm like, I got a nice laundering dryer. Yeah, there you go. It's great. But I feel in 2025, I mean, we got robots making me sushi. We got a little robot bringing me a coffee in an airport.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Yeah. That's what we're doing to clean clothes. And I still got to air dry some of my nicer garments. There's no mode for nice garment. Like nice garment mode. Don't air dry. On the dial, it just says expensive. Yeah, you just clean it.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Like, why do I still, and why are my clothes shrink? I don't know how to not make my clothes shrink in the dryer. That's just, I mean, that is, that you're probably drying way too hot. I have to. They have an air fluff. No, you don't. I have to. Or they will stay wet.
Starting point is 01:06:29 You have multiple rounds. Now, I agree with you on that. I don't think that. I don't have time for that. But I challenge you. I work way too hard. I'll wait for war until I do multiple cycles. I challenge you to explain a more futuristic way for our clothes to be done.
Starting point is 01:06:43 Outside of click a button, throw a pod, throw all your clothes, they're all clean. I feel like some Timmy Turner shiny teeth and me whenever they would throw. What? You never heard shining teeth and me? My shiny teeth and me. Shiny teeth, shiny teeth, my shiny teeth that sparkle, just like the stars in space. And this was Timmy. No, that was Chip Skylark
Starting point is 01:07:06 Why the hell did you say, Timmy Turner? It was on Timmy Turner's show, fairly odd appearance. You remember Chip Skylark? He could have got it back in the day. He made me question my sexuality. I never had a desire of a man, but I even tried after that. I thought we were in a safe space.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Y'all never checked the undergarments of like your G.I. Joe. See what he was working with? What the f***? Dude. Ow! What was there a holes there? And that's why I went to go figure out. I was like, what he's working with?
Starting point is 01:07:52 Look the same as mine, just a little nubby. Unnecessary. I'm sorry. CJ's like, I still check mine. Literally all I remember from Timmy Turner is large fried chocolate shake! You over here. teeth my white and chip sky lark i saw cj kissing one of his dolls
Starting point is 01:08:09 in his room i walked in he was making out with a little doll he had like a little action figure he had the cool he was the donatello he got mad at me he said knock okay
Starting point is 01:08:24 i would you rather alright we're still go okay we can still go no i'm just like you you have a skill of saying and then it's just gone. There's no way. Oh, yeah. You said something that literally sucked the air out of this
Starting point is 01:08:40 room. Yeah, but that's like, you go, you go, I got a wood you're at. Like, isn't that big of a deal. You spill your entire beverage. Oh, my God, looks like melted butter. Your urine ever have a fizz in it, like a, like a beer coat. Dude, it looks like a, like a Guinness, like a warm
Starting point is 01:08:58 Miller. Dude, I pissed and it looked like a Guinness the other day. My piss was near brown. Like, it It was so orange, it was brown. I said, I need water now. You ever pissed and smelled what you ate? Oh, yeah, asparagus. I got an asparagus.
Starting point is 01:09:11 No, not asparagus. I was like, that's number three. Now, I've never smelled that. I had, now, baloney one time, believe it or not. I had a baloney foldover. And I pissed and I said, that's about as liquid form as that can get. I said, holy shit, I can even smell the little red tape you're pulling off the edges. I never understood the body.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Do you understand that how weird that is? The body? Why don't I pee out of my butt? Like, genuinely. Like, I don't understand that. And that's a good question. It's a good question, right? We're talking about urine and poo-poo.
Starting point is 01:09:37 We're talking about the body cycle of releasing what we ate. Yes. Why, when I drink, it comes out of the front, and why when I eat it comes out the back? How does my body know this is liquid, this is solid? Because it's extremely smart, and one hole's yay big? One hole's yay big. Mind is not that big. No.
Starting point is 01:09:58 I'd argue your body is way bigger. No, no, stop. No, stop. Can I see you that? No, stop. I said one holes, yay big, and one holes, yay. Cam, there's not that much differentiation in the holes of my front and my back. That is, that's easily, that's easily a dust star.
Starting point is 01:10:12 No, I can, if mine was like that, I could, I could see my heart. I'm talking about, okay, now granted, you're not getting. I was like, what's like? I was like, I'm saying, I'm saying when you poop, you've never had a poop that big. Oh, no, I've had some dingers, don't. Sorry, everybody's cheating. Yeah, this is wicked. Let's just get off the nastiness.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Let's be honest gentleman here. You go, why do I not piss out of that and poop out of here? No, it's an honest question. I don't understand the body. I never got that far. But how does the science of that work? Is there a membrane here that's like, we have a regulator being like. Yeah, there's a guy that literally blocks off the code.
Starting point is 01:10:56 He's like solid. You got to go that way. It tries to creep. He's like, nope, keep it pushing. Liquid. He's just down there. Do you genuinely not? No? I'm not a scientist. No, I don't know. I'm not a biomed major.
Starting point is 01:11:07 Okay, because that's the thing. I thought you were going to be like, oh, you're so dumb for asking that question. But I guess I'm not dumb because it seems like nobody knows why there's a, why liquid comes out the frying, liquid doesn't come out of the back. I feel like liquid is so hard to control. You ever seen a dam? You ever seen a river? Yeah. Like, go? Imagine you're, I'm drinking a, I'm drinking a 42-ounce limelade, right? How the hell is my body controlling? Hey, that's going to come at your urethra. Oh, how is that not coming out the back end? There's got to be different smaller pipes. Yeah, but how does it know where to go?
Starting point is 01:11:40 Isn't that crazy? Because the body's brilliant. Your eyeball is seeing refractions and then reflections of different beams of light and putting together an image all at the exact same time. That makes more sense than your bowel movements. No, but hell it doesn't. Seeing makes more sense than your bowel movements. Explain the eyeball.
Starting point is 01:11:57 There's cords. There's cords. Yes, you ever seen some? HDMI? What is it? What is it? Huh? What are we got the red, green, and white back there?
Starting point is 01:12:06 So we have our ball, right? Yeah. And then there's cords going back to it that send signals to the brain. Okay. That's easy. That's self-explanatory. Okay, so what do we see? My stomach doesn't have a aircraft system telling it where to go poo-poo and pee.
Starting point is 01:12:21 No, it doesn't. You eat or drink all down here. It all hits a big shack of goo with poison in it. Yes. And there's waves. It breaks down. But why does water go to my bladder and food doesn't? Because your body's not big enough.
Starting point is 01:12:34 How does liquid go to my bladder, but food does it instantly? I can instantly drink, like, chug. I can instantly chug water, right? And it goes to my bladder. I can feel that. I can eat a 32-ounce, a 78-out steak. You're not eating a 78-ounce steak. I could try to get a 78-out steak, and I'm going to feel it in my gut, like, not my bladder.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Because it has to break down. Okay, but explain to how does it get there. Imagine it's all in the same pipe. This one's moving slow, and it's breaking down. The water and all the drinks just going right past it. Why is it not going to my butt? Because it doesn't need to. Your Johnson is made for pleasure and for pee.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Your butt is made to remove waste. I think one of those has a similar reason. I think y'all just need to be a little more open-minded. Where does a smoothie go? Where does a smoothie go? Smoothies liquid. Clear. Clean cut. So you piss.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Yes. I've never pissed out. I've never pissed out of Vanilla Hulk. Yes, you have. No, I have shat of vanilla. Yes, yes. Actually, you can't poop it too, yeah. I have to poop after a vanilla Hulk because of the dairy. See, why does that work?
Starting point is 01:13:42 Well, you're lactose intolerant. Exactly. Your body gets a drip of milk and goes, hey, shut the fuck down. Shut, shut off, shut off, shut off, evacuate 2319. That's what your body does. Okay, but do you understand? Okay, but do you understand?
Starting point is 01:13:55 Do you understand my question? If I drink milk, I don't have to pee ever. Oh. I just have to poo. I have to go number two. because it's like drinking it's like it's like drinking chloroform for your body it's like someone gave you a Molotov
Starting point is 01:14:07 and you just go and they gets down there you're shit I think I just asked a question that no one's going to be able to answer I think if there was a singular doctor right here a singular doctor would go you're wrong this is why this explains it
Starting point is 01:14:23 yeah but the regular human doesn't or the regular human doesn't and the regular human doesn't go why don't I pee out of my butt yes but that's why don't I poop out of my yes but also that's what that's what makes me better than everyone that's what whoa that's what makes you because you think because I think why don't I piss out of
Starting point is 01:14:41 my is all the all are like yes wake up yes go to sleep yes drive my car yes eat everything you just said you do every day every day you wake up drive your car more than us and you eat a lot nice your car better to drive now I found this would you rather online I found this Would You Rather online And I want to see what y'all think All right
Starting point is 01:15:06 The quick The quick insult Nice your car Better to drive Would you rather Cameron Kinney Oh God Would you rather
Starting point is 01:15:14 Get a sharp tooth pain Every time you drink water Like sharp tooth pain No no sir Or Get randomly slapped By a different stranger Every day
Starting point is 01:15:24 Randomly slapped Every day by Like I'm talking about Like slapped in the face Just meow Randomly slapped Every day 100%
Starting point is 01:15:30 But you can't retaliate back. You can't fight back. I got to be a simp to some slaps. Really? Kim, but imagine you go to a wrestling convention. You go to a weightlifting competition. You know some strange in there is going to slap you. I don't think you understand the psychosis
Starting point is 01:15:45 problems that that will cause. Have you ever had a molar that feels like someone's literally taking a DeWalt and a drill? Oh, I know that. And drilling into your tooth. Have you ever had that? Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:01 I had, I think I had four root canals before I was nine. Oh, you have. I had four mini, I mean, I was Jaws from 007. Root canals? I had four mini root canals. Like, I had so much cavities. They went in and sawed my shit down and put me on a little bit of that laugh dust. Lisa gave you nothing but Red 40.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Oh, my God, and all I got to do is going to treasure chest and grab stickers when I was done. You got a, tooth pain? Fun thing. You should have got a little more than that. Maybe a sticker. Payton, I will take a slap. From a random stranger. Have you ever been.
Starting point is 01:16:31 slapped in the face? I think that's a problem. No, I have. By who? I have been slapped in the face. I have been slapped in the face. I have been slapped in the face. It doesn't feel good. It does. It hurts your eyes, your eyes water. I drink this multiple times. You can go without water. You can go without water. No, you can't Diet Coke a little brayer. You pray to Diet Coke, make, oh, thank you, the Lord of Diet. No, this is a necessity in my everyday life. I can take one slap every 24 hours. That's going to suck. Everywhere you go, like, imagine this. You go to Ruby's funeral because God knows it's coming.
Starting point is 01:17:07 You're sitting there, my sweet Ruby, just a random. She's five, and she looks 40, and she's not aging well, Canada. You got to go get her check. I need to take her more walks. You've got to. Show her some love. Imagine you're at a funeral, right? You're sad, right?
Starting point is 01:17:21 All of a sudden, just, you just got to eat that. Imagine that every day of your life. You don't understand how taxing that is going to be on your brain. You have bad days, right? Yeah. you have bad imagine getting you're just getting
Starting point is 01:17:33 randomly slapped on a bad day and you can't retaliate that would suck but I understand the decision I make I can you can go without water no you can't
Starting point is 01:17:42 I can't go with somebody slaving me every single day my facial structure will change this is the money maker I can't no it won't it's a slap it's one slap every day
Starting point is 01:17:50 you haven't been it's gonna hurt it's gonna hurt it's gonna sting might be little red might be embarrassing then you go to Vegas right yeah
Starting point is 01:17:56 they're doing power slap the same week you act like I'm being like physically I have to go to a fight No I'm just saying but the probability of a game stop Let a weird little slap me You don't know who it is You don't know who it is or when it's coming
Starting point is 01:18:13 That's fine I'll spend my whole day at Comic Con And they're like Oh you're here I'm saying because they're in cosplay Matter of fact you drink water Every day
Starting point is 01:18:27 No I don't I don't I've gone week without water. Yeah, back when you were in a little self-made purgatory, but now you have a water bottle right there. You drink water at lunch. Yes, I can drink water earlier. Look, Cam, but you understand, it's just the amount of water you drink. So say I just chug this water bottle. I have my water intake for the day, one little toothpane. I'm good, now I'm good for the last day. First off, little toothpake, hell no, you said shooting pains. It is. 16 ounces of water is not enough for the day. My God, that's why you smell what you eat. That's why you smell a double quarter pounder.
Starting point is 01:18:58 one bottle of water, and you're like, I'm good to go. I drink more water than the average human being. Exactly. No, with that, doing that, 16 ounces of water. You don't understand how little people drink water. How unhealthy are we, Bubba? Like, KRO, I genuinely, I've known KROP for years. I've never seen KROB indulge in H2O.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Like, ever. Like, I've never seen it. And I'd be willing to pay KROB to drink water. Like, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Like, I've genuinely never seen water in your hand. and first off we are we are we are underestimating the piss out of tooth pain I can take a slap if you had to slap me or if I got an immediate tooth pain right now
Starting point is 01:19:38 you're slapping me like that's you've never you've never you've never really been slapped and I don't think you've ever really had a f***ed up tooth like a bad tooth have you seen my teeth no yeah but like I am way more traumatized over tooth pain than a slap oh I've been slapped so hard one time my I thought I had a lazy eye that yeah then who the who you messing with In what age was this? You ever slapped, like, in the ear? Like, somebody trying to slap you in the face that you in the ear?
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Starting point is 01:21:40 I love him the death. You brought up K-Rop. I have a question. Yeah, should we put him on a mic or no? The level of loudness he gets in public? Yeah. Oh, he sucks. Do you think that is do you think that is like it's called for? like do you think he can justify like and to double down he uses his outdoor voice indoors
Starting point is 01:22:02 and and he does speaker phone out in public yeah he'll take a call on speaker talking loud as hell in front of everyone yeah no in uber i want to say at a table at a meal at a restaurant like i want to say this about k rob k rob i think he gets off i think he get i think i think i just You only think he gets a little, I think you get a little freaky in the phone booth to people hearing what you have to say. No, that's, that's not, I don't get pleasure. I think you just don't understand my lineage. We are loud speakers. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:22:37 No, no, no, but it's different. Kirov is different because, like, literally, Kareep does this thing where he's the last one aboard a plane. Yes. He makes it a point to be the last one aboard the plane, which is selfish whenever we're trying to leave. That's not selfish at all. Yeah, it is. Yeah, because we're trying to leave and we have to wait on you. Your shit says group four goes group four.
Starting point is 01:22:57 And so, look, I could be, I could be, I'm in a plane, right, sitting next to Cam. We're at the front of the plane-ish area, right? And we've just seen 30, 40 people go past, 60 people, 70 people go past. And when it just becomes redundant, it just, you don't even see, it's like a blur. From down the hall, we're not even in the plane. Boys, what are we getting into up here? What kind of plane is this? You say what kind of 787?
Starting point is 01:23:22 Now I heard this is 26 years old. You're going to get us there. How long you've been flying, bub? I witnessed Krob going to the cockpit of a fucking aircraft. I literally saw that. She literally told me to the flight attendant and I just go in. She goes, sir, are you supposed to do that? You need to ask first.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I was like, hey, am I good to be up here? They're like, you're in here, are you? Sure. Yeah. Like, my confirmation said this is a Belmar 448, but when I got on, it clearly looks Boeing. boys. What are we, are we lying to someone? Who's it? What's going on? And another thing about K Rob, he's too loud. Way too loud. Like, it's not, it's unacceptable. You do your phone on
Starting point is 01:24:00 speaker phone. No, but why though? It's going to say it's shoulders. No, it didn't, you know, he gets off. He gets off to it. No, I just get tired of doing this. That's his cake. And then he'll do this. And then he'll be in my house, in my home, in my house, in my living room when I'm doing something. You know, get on the phone and put it right here. Put on his chest and just talk. That's, that's honestly optimal. Like, you just go like this. What's up, bro? You know, normally you got a little bit more lean to her, but
Starting point is 01:24:28 you just set it right there, you can just talk away. And another thing that K. Rob does. Another thing that K. Rob does. I don't like how comfortable he is touching strangers. Okay, now, now listen. That is a problem. No, no, no. No, no. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:24:43 I need to work on it. I really do. I've always been, like, a close talker and a close, like, interactor. No, he would. Oh, my God. He'll be breathing down this close to you to talk to. Carol again, dude, I've seen, we were in Nordstrom trying to buy clothes in this lovely, like, 50-year-old woman.
Starting point is 01:25:02 She was beautiful. She was beautiful. He comes over. So, so we were, we were, there was a shirt that we found, and we were trying to find the right size. And the size wasn't out in display. So we asked this lady to come over that works there. And we were like, hey, can you see if you have these sides in the back? she pulls out the scanner
Starting point is 01:25:22 and she's scanning the shirt I swear to God K-Rob gets this close to the woman where my hand is in her ear he could have stuck his tongue out and gave her a wet-willy
Starting point is 01:25:34 like it was that's how close he said now if you look at the barcode though it's right there's one number off and he has the goal to put his crust of his elbow on her arm
Starting point is 01:25:44 and he's scrolling on this woman's machine what happens to he click look over there she was struggling She didn't know what she was doing You can't do that you don't know You've never worked retail in Chicago
Starting point is 01:25:56 In Chicago In Chicago Oh yeah Oh he's like After that good old Cubs game Now that's borderline Illegal what you do I have I will say
Starting point is 01:26:05 My number one problem that I have Is I'll grab people And I just That's his move right there That's his move boy We went Just a little Just a get dead
Starting point is 01:26:13 Pinscher on them boy In Nashville In Nashville We're leaving Kane Brown's house I touch somebody I did First of all
Starting point is 01:26:22 First of all We walk into Cain Brown's house We're walking to Cain Brown's house He got this close to Cain And this close to Walker Hayes Like literally he could It was like that scene in challengers With Zendaya
Starting point is 01:26:35 Remember I touched somebody at Cain's house Nick Nicky goes Mickey goes I need y'all two to pick a number K Rob goes What four? What is it for? No okay break that story
Starting point is 01:26:44 Now slower Break that story That's insane Like this describes who K Robb is We walk into Cain's house And we're doing a big old hoop session, but Kane's, like, filming some stuff, too. And there's one mic left until Walker Hayes gets there. And let me tell you the personnel that is in this house.
Starting point is 01:26:58 Kane Brown, Walker Hayes, Adrian Nunez, Tiana Robillard, Taylor Holder. Who else was in there? There's, like, some other people. Everybody in their mom was in this house. Yeah, I knew who Kane Brown was. And we're recording and everything. And Nikki, who we love Nikki. Shout out, Nikki Boone.
Starting point is 01:27:16 She's like, she works with Kane. Yes. she looks at me and P because there's one mic left and she goes y'all two pick a number and we didn't know what she was talking about but she just said y'all two pick a number obviously trying to decide
Starting point is 01:27:28 what she wants to do with something yeah which that bothers me she doesn't even no no no talk about she hasn't even like really talk to Robbie before ever. She's not talked to me but I'm going to tell you one thing you're my boys and I wouldn't about to let us get in some weird
Starting point is 01:27:44 but we know Nicky I don't care I don't care. Anyway, listen, so they have, I mean, they literally, I think all they have is like the formal, hi, I'm Cody. Like, that's all they have under their belt. If that. Like, it's all they have at this point in time.
Starting point is 01:27:59 It's all I need. And she goes, she goes, one to 50, boys, y'all two pick a number. Karob goes, no, what is it for? What's the number four? First, yeah, from a distance. He's about 20 feet away. What's the number four? Now, he says it's so loud that everybody hears it.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Oh, no, no, no. The first one was like moderate. He literally goes, what's it for, what's a four? So Nikki just kind of glazes that over and goes, y'all, it's one to 50 pick it. I swear to God, Kerrob goes, what's it for? What's it for? I need to. Hell, I need to know.
Starting point is 01:28:27 And he said it's so loud. Peyton jumped. I jump. Peyton, literally, like, T, T, T's like this. I think there's a problem. Adrian's like, Nicky was literally like, what the fuck? It was, Kara, it was so, I literally was like, no, dog, it was because I'm bringing you around. I'm like, the first impressions aren't.
Starting point is 01:28:45 important. It was funny. No, I agree. Sometimes I'm a little hyper-aggressive. But that's K-Rob, but it's funny. Let's, let's ease people into the full K-Rob. You know what? And you know what? Metrolene. Metrolien. That is fair. I am a strong personality. But at least you're true to yourself. You are, I do not switch up. You are undoubtedly, K-Rob, and anywhere you go, you are Cody Robson. Like, you are not. I'll never, for what? And that's fine. Okay. And then, at, As we were leaving Kane's house, Nikki was giving us a ride. Nicky was driving.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Nicky was driving. K. Rob was passenger. Again, they don't really know each other at all. This is the first time they've been around each other in person. I don't remember this. We were talking about where we should go on Broadway or something. He's like, Nikki was airing a grievance about something that happened on Broadway. K. Rob goes, Pat and move, reaches over to the drive.
Starting point is 01:29:45 He's driving. And Nicky's a fragile, little woman. K. Rob's a big guy. Krobs's rubbing her shoulder. He goes, now tell me, why would you... Now, what are you thinking about with that? He goes, now, Nikki, it's all right. Nicky, hell, let it go.
Starting point is 01:30:00 Let it go. And I literally see Nikki that she's like... In pain. I'm sorry. I don't remember doing that. But I do believe I did it. 100%. As we were leaving, he walks up to Kane, he goes...
Starting point is 01:30:14 He goes, Bro, I just, something about you, just good old country. I just look at you. I just feel like we could just get down. Yeah, we can just rest, right now. I need to just give you a single leg right now. And he said he was down. What's the golfer's name, the white dude that you have the shirt of?
Starting point is 01:30:28 John Daly. John Daly. So, this is the last story. And then we'll go into the extended. We'll get into the extended. Kane has a golf simulator in his house. So we're playing the golf simulator, right? Very nice one.
Starting point is 01:30:40 And then so I said, Kane, he has so many golf clubs and some of them are really expensive. gifts whatever i don't know and so i said kane which which golf club should i use and he goes any of those over there in natural cane fashion doesn't give a yeah any of those over there i said okay bet the one i grab he goes oh not that one not that one he goes john d just gave me that's a gift krop again out of nowhere give me that thing grabs the golf club he goes jd i know jd kane goes kane goes oh and he goes no seriously i know JD gave this?
Starting point is 01:31:16 I know him for real. Arkansas boys. JD, I know. No, sure. No, shit. Cheers. I'm dead serious. I know JD.
Starting point is 01:31:22 Kane was like, okay. I have a club from JD too. Do you really? Yeah. I didn't get it directly from him. But it was given to a friend of mine that's good friends with him. Giving it to me. Oh, he gave it to a friend.
Starting point is 01:31:37 Your friend was in a hard time. Pondit. You bought it from the pawn shop. No, I didn't buy it. He just gave it to me. We brought K. Rob Mon just as a little glimpse of what you. get over on the Patreon. A teaser. So if you want more of this and then we also have Pierce on the mic, CJ on the mic, we get the full crew. It's honestly just like this. Just imagine
Starting point is 01:31:54 two more voices and it's uncensored and we can say, and there's music and we say whatever that we want. It's the best time over on the Patreon. So click that link in the description, patreon.com slash you should know podcast. Cam, get us out of here. Appreciate each and every single one of you coming back to episode 179 of the You Should Know podcast. We absolutely love you. This is the first episode in some months that I am not going to plug the tour tickets because the domestic and the Canada stop, they are all completed. We completed all of the shows. However, stay tuned for more information coming soon about our endeavors over the pond. We're going to go to a couple other countries, right? As soon as we figured that out, you already know the first
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