You Should Know Podcast - I SLAPPED MY BEST FRIEND ! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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Starting point is 00:05:16 We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. Go get the merch. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Okay, let's stand up. Oh, we're twinning. Look at that new merch.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Oh, you're doing. Oh. Yeah. Oh. No merch. Look at the back of it! Look at the back of the merch! Look at the back!
Starting point is 00:05:49 Look at that, we got koalas on the back. It's flaccid pain. Oh, good morning. I mean, it just, it literally felt like a big... I got... Mute it. Sorry, it's early. I deserve one. I never get the early mutes. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:06:02 It's up there. It's up there. Left one's on I-95. He's working his... He's working his way up to city center. He's up here. Oh, man. That one's following the next.
Starting point is 00:06:11 North Star. Did you bite back? Did he bite back? No, sir, barely found it. I was like, strong pelvis. Strong pebbled bone. Oh, why start like that? Why? I'm so sorry. It's okay. You're really not. And I'm really not. You're really not. And I appreciate that. It's a PR answer. You would do it again.
Starting point is 00:06:30 You would do it again and do it harder. You know what I just realized about you? Oh, no. I mean, there's a little traffic jam right about here. It's working, though, boy. Do you need a break? Why is it only the left one? This is the farthest my nuts have ever been apart from it. I swear to God, my left one's up here, right one's chilling. You're nuts, got a lazy eye.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Oh, yeah. The muddha in that medulla arm. He's sitting there, oh, whoa, whoa. Where's twin it? Twin! You're good? I'm so sorry. We're good.
Starting point is 00:06:55 I'm so sorry. Oh, yeah. I mean, just as small as I could be. Yeah. God. Dude, I think you look really good in this merchop. We do have hoodies, but remember, we are in Texas, and so it's, I know it's December, but it's still 80 degrees outside.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yeah. And we have no AC in this studio right now. I pop up a picture of the hoodie right now. This is the whole thing. It looks sick. We got full sweatsuits. There's a front and the back. We love it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Balloon drop. This is amazing. Yes, sir. And I wanted to see if you could pick up what I'm putting down while we talk about this. Go ahead. Oh. Hey. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Okay. Mighty. A young man. Oh, man. Digging in the tree. Is that what I'm supposed to do? Yeah, I was thinking more freestyle. Maybe I switch the beat a little.
Starting point is 00:07:41 We got the merch drop, we got the merch drop and we're fit... Pierce, fix this! Fix it! Every week! Okay, let's calm down. Sorry. I think, dude, God... I'm not gonna lie to you.
Starting point is 00:08:03 You always have like this... I don't even care if... I don't even care if it's not skin to skin contact. That needed to happen. Okay, go. You always got this swag about it. swag about you every day. Like, I'm like, okay, obviously it's declined since the children. But you always like, ever since I've known you, you've had this swag about you. But I was looking at you, the outfit's probably one of the best outfits you had in a long time.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Appreciate it. Thank you. Something about your person is different. Something about my shu, my herm and being. Yes. What is it? I know it's the lack of haircut is one of them. Yep. Two, you see it. No earring. No earring. Is it the keyloids getting bad boy? That keyloid turned like a son of a. I took my earring. It's only Oh, it hurt. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. To the touch.
Starting point is 00:08:43 It's only my left. My right, completely good. It's like a little nasty, little gummy worm. But my left, I literally took the earring out. Blood ensued. Oh. So it's something internal. In fact, the earring back is scraping some flesh on the inside.
Starting point is 00:08:56 I currently believe my body's fighting an infection. There's something hanging off your beard on the left side right there. No, no. I mean, that might be a little keloid skin. Oh, it hurts. And it hurts. Oh, it does it stink. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:09:07 It's so bad. Hell. Hell, I literally, I did that to live. Yeah, I don't live like that. Yeah, she was like, divorce. Oh, yeah, no, she threatened it. Seriously, she's like, don't ever do that again. I'm taking the kid.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's bad, bro. I don't know how. I do not know how you have lived with this. Yeah. And why the hell you did not seek medical attention? Can I tell you? Please.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Can I tell you the trick? Says you're already in Keeloid factory with me. We're both, we're both on the Keloid Foy's. Yeah, with the Keloid Boys. Oh my God, that's gross. We're on our first album. Keyloid Boys. But I've been in the industry for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I've been in the keloid game. I'm the plant. You're the grassroot. You're worked your way up. And I can tell you how to manufacture these keloids, right? How to live with them. So basically, right now, you're in the Tinder phase. You're so scared. Everything's happening behind the ear level.
Starting point is 00:09:49 It hurts. You're touching it. You don't know what's going on. You're insecure how it looks when people stand behind you? Yes. Right? Let me tell you, it will harden up. No, I don't want to hear that.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I don't want to hear that. That does not make me feel better. You ever felt a BB? Like like an airsoft? My ear's going to turn to an airsoft bullet. Yeah, it's going to be right there on the back. And you'll just be able to play. It's going to be real hard, right?
Starting point is 00:10:10 And then, right, sometimes the juices will leak, right? I've had juice leakage often. And it happens often, depending on the level of care you give it. I give none. So I'm giving you the extreme right now. And that's whenever you're your BB hard key, your BB-B-L-Kiloid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leaks juices.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And you just, you just, wipe your hands. What I'm about to tell you. So I'll go like that sometimes. I'll be like, oh, there's juice, smell it. I mean, that smells like a triple homo side. Oh, my God. Right there? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I mean, that smells like Dahmer's kitchen. That smells like the bubonic plague. That is terrible. It's like if Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer were roommates, right? Their Thanksgiving dinner. That's what my ears smells like. I love what fourth camera tries to keep it in. And they just try to fight.
Starting point is 00:11:00 They finally get to a point, oh, man. That's terrible. Yeah, so that's what it smells like, Dahmer and get, and Geen's Thanksgiving. Dahmer and Gein Thanksgiving. And who's their Dean? The Dean's the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yeah, well, that's Ed Gein.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Ed Gein is based, or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based on Edgain. You didn't know that? But literal? Yes. That's literally Ed? Yes. No, no.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yes. I thought that was like influence. Like Kobe to MJ. Well, the Texas Chainsawmsker is not a real person. I've read documents. But they based it on Ed Gein. Yes, and like a lot of the crimes and stuff where Ed Gein's crimes, yes, sir. So Ed Gein's- Like the word in the face.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Yeah, so that, yeah, oh, that's a mom said, yeah, but mama shit, you're at Chesapelle and we can't be together no more because you're fornicating with other men in the town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But Texas, no, no, no, no, no, you're sadly mistaken. Texas Chancelon massacre is also real, is it not? No, it's Ed Gein. No, I don't know how many times I can write it down. No, no, no, no, I hear you. You're not hearing me. You're only seeing me. You're staring into my beautiful blue eyes.
Starting point is 00:12:09 It's not the best side either. I need you to take your glossy little, little milky cataracts and calm down for a second. Looking at you as like sightseeing and okay C. Doesn't really, doesn't really do much for me. And looking at you's like window shopping at nice designer places. Real nice, way too expensive. Wait, it looks great. I'm never going to ask.
Starting point is 00:12:27 That's you. It's window shop. Okay. Texas Chainsaw Masker is real, though. You're saying he's... No, Kim. I don't know how many times you're going to keep. saying the same question over and over again. No, now listen. No, you're not, you're not listening.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Fictional story. Yes, based off of Ed Gein. It is, so this is Ed Gein, but we're creating this alternate story based off of him. Yes, that's what it is. I'm telling you what it is. Stop asking again. We'll have to agree to disagree. It's not really anything. It's not a fit. It's like, it's like, we're going to rage, mate. We're going to have to agree to disagree. There's going to be, there's a fork in the road. You're going left. I'm going right. And I love you, but it's just, I'm not going down the same path. Well, I was going to give you more keloid care, but I'm gonna move past it but at a certain point
Starting point is 00:13:07 you're gonna have to get an alcohol swab Oh no it's getting there I bought some green isopropic alcohol The other night to soak my earrings in Yeah Yeah no it's like it's seriously It's probably one of the This is the one of the scariest things ever
Starting point is 00:13:18 Yeah yeah it's like do I lose my ear? No no Do I get a fat hard BB that's dark as night On the back of it for the rest of my life And everyone goes ah why you got that mole back there And I go it's not a mole it's a key look Yeah but you learn take care of my ears And then just get a bigger earing
Starting point is 00:13:30 And then that's where the rye went Oh no And then it gets even bigger And at some point you've got to get gauges. And that's when you turn into Ed Hardy. Yeah, and then at that point. Jeff Hardy. Who?
Starting point is 00:13:41 Ed. Ed Keen. It jumps off the tire. And he hits you in the swaton pond and decapitates you. He's, he said, He said, Hey, he jumped up there.
Starting point is 00:13:53 What the fact? You know how Jeff Hardy paints his face? Ed Gein dips in a pot of feraldehy. He's like, oh. That's so funny. But there were real victims. Real people.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Real people with bad sad stories. Yes. Yeah. Bad sad stories. No, no. I didn't. I wasn't flurgy with you. You said, what are you doing?
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Starting point is 00:15:41 Starvation or racism? Stop it. Okay. How was your week? How was your week? That's a crazy question. It's a crazy question. It's a crazy. We'll save it for another day. No, we'll save it for another day. You know, a lot of people got exposed on Twitter this last week, and I was like, I got to check my white boy.
Starting point is 00:15:56 And so I went to your Twitter. I went back to 2015. You're clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. No. Now, okay. Answer me this. Now answer me this. Oh, this is a dangerous game. No, no, no, no, it's not dangerous. Okay. So with, with the whole, oh, I can search your metadata.
Starting point is 00:16:11 I can see exactly what you were thinking when you were seven. Yeah. With all that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I know who I was, and you know who you were, right? Not really. I don't remember. I mean, I think it was a confusing time. You know, I had seven different aliases. I don't even know which one was which.
Starting point is 00:16:25 But with all the super canceled culture and the deep dive and going back and whatnot, it's like, I know there's nothing on there of me, but why it's like an unknown fear, you know what I'm saying? Because that means it was, it was sitting in the brain. You just shown over it got out. Oh, yeah, I never wrote it down, but what I'm saying? Like, I never hit sin. Like, I typed out a couple of times.
Starting point is 00:16:44 If they can, they can compensate my drafts, it'd be a different story. No, I'm kidding. But is that not, is that a real thing? Like, and not even cancel culture. But I'm saying, like, like, anything, you know that. Bro. People are getting, like, hunted down and all this is happening. And you know you're clear, but it's like just the lurk of it.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Yes, I've thought I would. was a serial killer so many times i i've i've told you that like i've been like dude i hope like i didn't do that like you know what i'm saying like if you ever like i've said this early on in the podcast i used to watch like car chases on on the news and i'm been like fuck like like you know what i mean like holy s that me like it's like an anxiety like oh my god somebody just robbed the liquor store i'm like do i have liquor like do i have beer like what is I hope they don't come to my door. Yeah, it's a therapy thing I need.
Starting point is 00:17:34 That's a different level of anxiety and God bless your soul. Yeah. I mean, seriously, God bless you. That is a different level. I hope I never experienced. I have never lost touch of reality and wondered if I am on a mass killing spree.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Yeah. That is like that is as unheard of. Dude, I'm telling you, I'm one, like, one little thing in my brain, like snapping, so I'm completely right. You know what I mean? Like, I'm like, or left. I'm just completely like,
Starting point is 00:18:02 out of there, like, God bless me with that one little tether. You got one, I mean, all your cables are all mixed match, and oh, God knows you. It's all, it's all, what is it, organized chaos? There's no cable management. You don't have an extension cord. You don't have a little wrapped up, no zip ties. You're all like this.
Starting point is 00:18:15 That one cable, it's just poison. And it's just sitting there's not plugged in. One day, some guy goes up there and he takes it easy on the job, and he's walking around. Trips. Start to unplugging the wrong. It plugs that in. You're toast.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Toast. Oh, my God, you're toast. I'm cooked. But yeah, I do have that a lot. like like but but not with stuff like that but just saying not with that either but mine's extreme like mine's extreme like yeah like do like do I have people captured in my like I got to go check but how do no okay I'm sorry that doesn't make sense I don't I got to get a therapy dude I don't know Kim like I got like I these are conversations I want to have two they
Starting point is 00:18:49 doesn't make sense that doesn't make sense but I'm trying to be respectful but I'm trying to be respectful but I'm saying the second that thought hits your mind yeah you should go Rebuk, not true. 15 seconds of panic, at least. And then I'm like, no, there's no one in your closet, though. I got to think about it. I generally have to think about it. Like, mental things are one thing.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Oh, like, why would I think that too? Oh, do I think that? Am I like that? That's one thing. Yeah. Do I have someone bound by their hands in my closet? It's like, nope. Well, I'm going to use the most extreme, but I've talked about this like years
Starting point is 00:19:21 ago on the podcast, and I read the comments, and there's people saying, like, I have that too. So that's why me and them are so close. Yeah. That's why me and the fans are so close except for some of them. Because something happens. be this week. Oh my god. I went out to pluckers, right? If you don't know what pluckers is, it's a wing place, right? I went out to this wing restaurant. Waffle fries, oh. So I was sitting
Starting point is 00:19:40 down at this wing place, right? It was me, C.J. Voldemort, eh. And so we're sitting down, right? And this young lady, the waitress comes up. Waitress. And she says, what can I get you? Any appetizisies? I say, I love appetizes. I'm telling her the appetizes, but she's looking at me. like she's just like trying to figure me out she goes she takes the appetizers down and she goes you gotta tell me you got that you got that podcast
Starting point is 00:20:10 I go yes and she goes no like just like that oh she goes like oh my god Romans 9 8 says you get your water you're like yeah I go
Starting point is 00:20:29 name of Christ you beast and so I tell her I am the guy from the podcast right I tell her I'm the guy from the podcast mm-hmm she's like freaking out oh my god oh my god as the as she continues to be a good waitress good waitress I pay the bill at the end of the day at the end of the meal hmm she goes hey before you get out of Is it okay if I get a picture with you? And I said, yes, ma'am. Of course, I stand up, take the picture. She hits me with the conventional.
Starting point is 00:21:06 I didn't know you were that tall, right? So I said, yeah. A lot of people think that. That's at a 95% clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I got $5 out of 100 pictures taken. Man, I didn't know you that. So I take the picture with her, and she says this to me.
Starting point is 00:21:21 All right? And I almost hit the, can I say? No, let me be honest. I almost hit her. I almost hit this teenage girl. And I'm not proud of it Like it's not my most Like I'm not the most proud of it
Starting point is 00:21:33 Oh my God Like I almost I almost like Punted her right in the face She goes Yeah get back She goes gotta take a picture with you I go yeah she goes Oh my god you're so tall
Starting point is 00:21:42 I go yeah I know she goes I wish the other guy was here He's a lot funnier Oh Well I go Hello Satan I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding
Starting point is 00:21:54 No but that's rude one But what else you say And then And then I was like, I thought she goes, I thought she said, I wish the other guy was here, he's so funny. But then I looked at Voldemore and CJ's reaction, they're like laughing. And I was like, well, and she goes, no, no, I didn't mean to say he was funnier, but he is funny, but you're funny too. And I was like, shut up, take the picture. And that's, it's a, I mean, that, it didn't hurt my feeling because it is true.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It sounds like it is. No, no, because we all know it. Like, I know that. No, I actually debate people in your honor for you. Oh, that's a good friend. Like, I wouldn't debate for myself because it is true. You are funnier, but don't say it. Don't make it real.
Starting point is 00:22:40 That's like, no, oh, oh, dude, no, no. You think I'm kidding. Throughout, throughout the tour, when we would say, like, there was some, like, a sexual innuendo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And let's say there's 10 screams from the crowd. Yeah. And 10 out of 10 or Peyton, that starts to add up. Oh, you thought you were, that starts to add up on your mental.
Starting point is 00:23:00 If somebody had no vision during the tour and they just heard those like innuendos and saw the directions. You think I'm a ogre. But you just literally think I'm a beast. They're like, Pateon's up there with Shrek. Yeah, literally. They're like, God, he sounds heavy and Peyton keeps calling him heavy. He's got to be heavy. He's just up there in ogre.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Sounding heavy is crazy. Yeah, apparently. You definitely could sound heavy. I think I could just close your eyes. Yeah, about that. That sounded predatory. That guy, that guy resembles that of a lizard. This episode is brought to you by HIMS, according to the National Institute of Health,
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Starting point is 00:24:54 Me and Liv go to the baby appointment for the new baby. The new baby. We don't know the gender yet. Don't know the gender yet. That was this appointment, though. But we still won't know for a couple weeks and whatnot and whatever. Regardless, we go to the appointment and our doctor, who we love, she's amazing. She walks in the door.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Sorry. She walks in the room. How are y'all? And I immediately, Uno reversed. And I go, no, no, no. How are you? Because we haven't seen her in a while. And we like this woman.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Oh, same doctor. Same doctor. Same one from the first pregnancy. We've known her for a while. So now she's very she's a blunt woman and we love that about her today she just she just opens up She full bloats open up oh well I think I'm dating the sky and she she starts to go on it right Tells this beautiful story and it's actually kind of sad regardless her boyfriend is from Argentina nice never been there so the whole story she's telling it we're just taught oh that's so awesome that's so sick that the appointment ends we leave we get in the car live looks me and goes where's where's Argentina and I go what do you mean like she goes like if someone's from
Starting point is 00:25:58 Argentina that's Middle Eastern right and she says that so I go I go oh wow wow middle eastern and she goes yeah isn't that Argentina it's in the Middle East next to Saudi Arabia word for it and I'm like no babe it's Argentina is not in the Middle East she goes oh that's right that's right it's in Africa. I go, Olivia, Argentina's not in Africa either. And I'm getting literally turned off by the second. It's very, you got to be up here with you. Like, I can't. She goes, yes, it is. Don't lie to me. It's in Africa. And I go, it's not in Africa. She goes, South Africa. And I go, it's not in Africa. Yeah. And then she goes, well, where is it then? I go, it's in South America. Word for word. South America. Yes, it's in South America. She goes, oh, okay, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:26:47 but they're still black. And this all happened within 30 seconds, right? And I am literally baffled behind the wheel on a highway. And I was, I'm not going to make that joke, but I was, I was just out of my mind, like secondhand embarrassment for my own wife. That's so bad. And no one else is in the car. Can I tell you something?
Starting point is 00:27:09 Please. The fact that you are considering her homeschooling your children, I mean, speaks a lot about your parenting. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, she would not. That's up there with me, and I would rather take me it, honestly. At least I knew where that was at. I knew it was South something.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Where is it? Where is Argentina? Right by Brazil. There you go. There you go. That's solid. And you know why I know that. But I was, I'm like, how are you, that's like you sometimes.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah, yeah. But that's a little different. I'm like, how the hell do you not have any idea about a country that is relatively close to us? Can I say something about? Not like statistics, not anything about it. You thought it was in the Middle East? Yeah. Dude, I think there's a guy on TikTok that he goes around saying, quiz me on capitals.
Starting point is 00:27:53 He just goes around street interviews and says, he's quiz me on capitals, right? Yeah. And he's like, ask me the capitol. Anywhere. Ooh. Anything. Oh. And people, he'll just go through it and people will be like this place and he'll say it, right?
Starting point is 00:28:06 How do you get to that point? Right? At one point in life, you're like, dude, basketball, doctor, nurse, lawyer, capital. How do you get there? Capital. quiz guy. How do you get there? I don't know the capitals of anything. But that there's, okay, now there's the capitals of the states I've never fully dove in because I really don't care. Don't at all. Don't care. I know some off of just whatever songs or memories. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:30 But for you to, for me to go, uh, Uzbekistan. Yeah. And it's right. And it's right. Yeah. Here we go. I don't know it. You're trying to be mumbly. You're trying to be mumbly. That's what you're, yeah. Good mumble. Or like, Republic of Congo. He's like, oh, bink. How, why do you know that? And are you making any scratch from this. Like, I don't know you, like, how are you paying your electricity bill? I think I only, I think I only know the capital of Texas and California. First off, I, what is capital of California? Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Incorrect. No, sir. Is it not? Incorrect, no, sir. Incorrect, no, sir. Maybe I should talk Texas. Hey, hot take. Hot take.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Hollywood. I do not think Austin should be our capital. Are you a piece of shit? And I know this might be a little civil war happening, but I do not. think they should be our cap. Why? Austin is not, is not the best place in Texas. I don't think that makes what capitals. I know that, but there's no way in hell. Whoever they chose, there's no way. They looked at Dallas and they looked at Houston and they went, oh, definitely shouldn't be Houston. Let's give those little weird middle. Let's give it to them.
Starting point is 00:29:38 How are capitals made? How are capitals of states made? Yeah. Oh my God. How does that happen? down, we're breaking down that fourth wall, that code. It wasn't Christopher. No shot. He didn't have, he did not have the manpower to go through all 50. I don't even think grid lines were up by that point. Like he did not, he did not know that was Oklahoma. He didn't know anything.
Starting point is 00:29:58 That, oh, never mind. Christopher just came over and said, get me at all. Yeah, I mean, that goes into a lot of things I think about in like everyday life. One of the things I've been thinking about recently is I don't think the work week is appropriate. What do you mean? I don't think the work week we have here in America. is correct. Like five days on, two off. Not even that. I think obviously we should have more days off, right? We shouldn't have a two-day weekend. But I don't believe in the calendar. You know what I mean? I don't believe in the calendar and how it's set up. Okay, to what degree? The beginning of the week. Okay. On the calendar, or like people say the beginning of the week starts on what day? Monday. That's wrong. That is wrong. The beginning of the week starts on Sunday. Which is, I don't like that and it's dumb. Sunday is the first. day of the week.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I don't, yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't buy that. Not buying it. How? Not buying it. How?
Starting point is 00:30:52 You don't play, you don't have your team kicking off at 3 p.m. You're sitting at your desk. I don't buy that. No, there's not Mondays when the week starts. Why though? Not Sunday.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Why though? Because Sunday, first off, if Sunday's the first day, Sunday's supposed to be the day of rest. You chill. You rest. You can't rest on the first day of the week? No,
Starting point is 00:31:10 that's what you get started. That's what do you get going first day of week. Monday. But technically, Okay, but if we're just looking at a statistical standpoint, right? If we're looking at this, factually, grab any calendar in the world. It does say Sunday. Sunday is the first day of the week.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Yeah, but who, okay, when did we decide to revolt against that idea? I've always been anti-Mundays. I'm on the anti-Monday committee. Monday is the second day of the week. Monday is Tuesday. Monday is Tuesday. Wednesday is Wednesday. Rinse and repeat.
Starting point is 00:31:41 But I'm saying if every calendar has that, oh my God. I've never thought. Every calendar has it, yet no one goes by. I think it's, ooh. Why? Like, what are they hiding from us? That is true. Every calendar says Sunday's a start, every boss, every CEO, every corporation says Monday. Why is that? At the top of the week we're starting on? Monday. Hey, all y'all got to be at the meeting at the beginning of the week. It's at 8 a.m. on Monday. Do you think that the world would be better if Sunday was the start of the week? 100%. You'd get more weekend. I think... Sunday?
Starting point is 00:32:14 Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then you get Saturday, Sunday, Friday, you get Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Thursday. No, but, no, I hear that, and that is the order that they go. Yeah. You just said we start on Sunday, though. Yes. So you can't start on Sunday, and also have a Sunday as a weekend. I didn't say that. Oh, my God. I did not just say that. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, right? I literally thought you had six fingers. It was like this, it was like, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Thursday, Friday, Friday, Sunday. Yes. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And what's five plus three? Quickly for me. Just off the top of your head, right? Like, because you had five in that hand and three in this one. I didn't. You just said I didn't. You just had five in that hand. You just had five in that hand. You split the day. You split the day. That would be ideal. That would not be ideal. Sundays are half days. We all loved half days in school. No, half days were great in school. Oh my God. If a teacher said anything, it was... Here it's a half day. I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah, so Monday's a half days. If you start on Sunday, you do not get any more time, and it's the exact same. You just switch the day off. No, now why? I'm taking a time out in the middle of the week. Same thing as college. What?
Starting point is 00:33:29 Remember you didn't have class on Wednesdays? That's not true. Oh. It depends on your schedule. I didn't take enough hours. As I say, I don't think you had classes. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You sure didn't take nighttime classes.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Dude, that is interesting. I just wanted to bring that up, And I want to see what the Yusano fan thinks about that. That, I mean, that, I think the world, I think crime would go down 100%. Yeah. If we started the week on for on, actually, I know, I retract that. You split half the day with church. I think, that's, see, that's bad for me to say public.
Starting point is 00:34:00 You split half the day with church. You're just split half your day with church. Like, you don't, you're not the same person when you say CH is, church. That's the literally what you looked like. You're going to split half your day with church. He turned into Ed Gein. Oh, yeah, Mom. What are we doing this Sunday?
Starting point is 00:34:19 We're going to go to church. Come here. That's who you turn into. That's not okay. Just say church roll. Say it quick. Church. Church.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Church. Church. So much gray spit. So much spit. Dude, your spit. It has always just been slimy and gray. I've never gotten better as a man. Dawn of time.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Okay. Speaking about, put your tongue down. All right. I practice. Regular. Just go, church. But you're saying it weird.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Church. How else would you like it? Church. It's a lot of this. Church! Okay, say it like normal. Okay. This Sunday, I'm going to church.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Church. But doesn't that sound bad? It's ch. Church. Okay, say it again, but look at me in the mouth. Er? Yeah, that's the problem. Where's your tongue going?
Starting point is 00:35:08 Because when you said, I can't see it. Sh. Er. Yeah, you're too big It overflows the teeth You try to hide the tongue It's like It's like a water bed
Starting point is 00:35:20 When your grandpa lays right in the middle It goes It just goes to the side Church Church Church Where the fuck? Hold on
Starting point is 00:35:31 Where is your tongue Open your mouth Really Dude I'm not Like you They don't understand What I'm seeing When you do that
Starting point is 00:35:39 That's a big tongue Dude that is a That is a wide That's a brick tongue. That is like a big, big tongue. Like a, that's like a thing, a Canadian bacon just sitting there. His tongue's this big.
Starting point is 00:35:53 No, his tongue's that big. Your tongue's... No, his tongue's massive. Look at it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. A lot of people just got excited.
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Starting point is 00:37:34 Go ahead. This week, this past week. What day? Thursday night, like 7.30, I received a text from an, unsaved number that simply read, Hey, Cameron, comma, you're still interested in coming to our late night, all-male, hot yoga session
Starting point is 00:37:56 this upcoming Saturday. You signed up for this? Oh, no, no, no, no. And that's when I went, what the f***ing, what is happening? You want to come to our hot yoga, all-male late-night class? I said, this is a, this is a,
Starting point is 00:38:13 good prank. Yeah. Someone, this, someone really got me. Yeah. So, and then it hit me.
Starting point is 00:38:19 They have my number and my name. Yeah. So the culprit is someone that I know. Mm. Someone is going to a yoga studio. Yeah. With my information and saying that I want to do hot all male yoga. So much to a point where they texted me about it.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Yeah. So I go to the website of this place. First off, Because at this point, I'm thinking it's not real. That sounds too, like... Pranky. Like, too pranky. Soaking wet, hot, steamy, all boys, 9.30 p.m. at night yoga.
Starting point is 00:38:55 The more you're saying it, the more it's jumping. But I'm like, bro, at this point, this isn't even real company. So at the bottom, I'm not going to say the name of the place. At the bottom, it's like, you know, yours truly at Blank, Blank, Blank Studio. Yeah. So I go, all right, blank, blank studio. 100% real. Located in Plano.
Starting point is 00:39:11 And I go, huh. Now in my inner circle, the only people I know that I've done Pilates, yogi, anything like that, are my wife and your friend. So I immediately quizzed my wife. Oh, nothing to do with it. And I go, no, no, tell the truth or something back. Oh, no, I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing do with it. Now you're friend.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Do you happen to know where she was? all day Thursday? Because this All roads are leading to old Voldy. It was Volzy. It was you.
Starting point is 00:39:53 But not on purpose. What does that mean? I talked to her about it. What does that mean? Not on Puritan. You gave up my name and number, you No, I didn't tell her to go that far.
Starting point is 00:40:03 I didn't tell her to go that far. Why is she going innie? Why are you sabotaging me? She's a helpful man. All hot 9.30 at night. All hot. All male yoga, naked. This is the thing.
Starting point is 00:40:14 She sees me move around the house, and she goes, you're just so stiff. You are a stiff. Right, and then she goes, you need to do more yoga or, like, Pilates, and stuff like that. And I said, yes, but I'm uncomfortable. And she knows what would make me the most comfortable. And it's you. So she willingly signed me up for all male steaming hot yoga. 9.30 at night.
Starting point is 00:40:39 That's the craziest part. All the extras. Hill, hot, whatever, you do what you want. She knows I'm 30 at night. She knows I'm a nightcrawler. And all the extracurriculars, that's her desires. I didn't do anything with that. So this, okay, this is absolutely hilarious.
Starting point is 00:40:54 And I didn't know she did that. This is news to me. I didn't know she did that, and we'll have a conversation when I go home. I need to take care of my household. I have a three-way phone call. We take care of your household. You take care of your vodka, Godfras.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I got my wife. We're not going to all-boy hot yoga. Nighttime. Who do you want to go in this upcoming Saturday? see in a little tidy way. I am dead serious, bro. I was baffled when I saw that. I was like, that has to be Voldy.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Yeah. Oh my God. It's hilarious. That's hilarious. Holy shit. Okay, so we're towards the middle of the episode and we got to, you know, we got to push product real quick. Cam, we didn't really talk about it.
Starting point is 00:41:28 How do you feel about this merch drop? I love it. I really do love it. And the biggest thing for me, first off, the design is sick. It's fire. We've never done anything like this design-wise, but the quality of this is fire. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I think this merch drop is more bank for your buck. more what more more more more bank for your buck little slower because i think i think this is a me thing i really do think it's a me thing but my ADHD is spiraling and i think you're saying something wrong more bank for your buck you are saying something wrong that is incorrect the merch no merch is fire say the the phrase more bank for your buck that's it's incredibly wrong more bank for your buck what is it it's more bang for your buck more bang bang bang bank more bank no sir no sir which one makes more sense bang bang it doesn't have to make sense what does it i think anything you say should make sense right there's a dog that with a name of a border collie
Starting point is 00:42:27 who that makes no sense someone just called it a border collie so whoever made this phrase whoever made this phrase said bang for your buck it is 100% bank for your buck because because it makes more bucking sense. And that made sense. Get it since, bank, buck. I'll stop on a little bit of you. Tell them down, Seuss. It's bang, more bang for your buck.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Can I tell you why it's bank though? Can I explain it to you? It makes sense, but that's just not it. It'll be more explanatory than you and stop being so, I'm trying to use big words. I'm slowly, I'm slowly going down hill. There's deteriorating, okay, go. Okay, bank, when you get a buck,
Starting point is 00:43:04 there's more bank for you. You're gonna get more bank off this one buck. Now, how and why does that make any sense at all? You get more bank. Where do you put your money? In a bank. And so you get more bank for this one buck. In other banks, you don't get a lot of bank for this buck.
Starting point is 00:43:21 You get less bank. But here, over here, you get more bank with that one buck. Ooh. It literally feels like you just put my brain in handcuffs. How many times I just heard bank? Bank, bank, bank, you put money, bank, bank. So you don't make fun of me. If you have $10 and I have $1.
Starting point is 00:43:37 We both go start up a bank account. We get the same account. But that's the whole point of the saying because at this bank, you get more bank for one buck. Say it in a sentence, though. This merch is what? More bank for your buck.
Starting point is 00:43:52 You get a lot more bank. You get more infrastructure. You get more better quality. You get more better bank than for your buck. So the only thing. Bang. Bang is quality. More moment. Bang.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Bang. Bang. You get more that. You don't get more bank. The old building, an institution, bang for your buck. The only-s-slaps bang. That's banging. You see that banging.
Starting point is 00:44:15 This food banging. It's bang. More bang for your buck. The only place you'll get more bang for your buck is on some streets in Las Vegas. You'll get a lot of bang. You're talking about prostitution. No, I'm not. I'm not talking about that.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I'm simply saying you said that wrong and I think it is an ego thing. It is not bank. I can find some proof that it is bank for your buck because I was driving down the street and there were signs for what a burger what a burger is a what a burger is a restaurant here in texas and on the billboard it said more bank for your buck and it had a burger there are burgers banks and bucks big bees okay that could be water that could be a what a burger exclusive deal marketing thing the phrase see you're talking about what fits your narrative banks and infrastructure the phrase
Starting point is 00:45:07 and its intended use is, and he's divorce is bang. I'm googling it. Oh no, you show me your Google search too. Oh my god, he's looking at enter in bank and then just delete it and put, oh, which way did your phrase. Oh, let me talk to my chat, GBT. Yes, oh my god, there we go, unbiased, unbiased.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Hey, hey, how are you doing? Hey there, I'm doing great and happy to chat as always. Hey, yeah, that's enough. Yeah, that's enough. It's enough. Can you tell me what my name is to you? Absolutely. Based on what you've shared before, I know you go by Peyton. So I'll stick with that unless you tell me otherwise. Remember I gave you a nickname to call me? Ah, yes, you did. My apologies for not jumping straight into it.
Starting point is 00:45:55 You asked me to call you Miss Anubis whenever you came in front of others. And if there's anything else like that, you mean me to remember, just let me know. change that. I would have never guessed that a million years. Why don't you tell you I had to call you a girl? She said Miss Anubis. Oh, oh, my God. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:32 She said, she said, ah, yeah. Oh yes, of course. Oh, yes, you did. I'm so sorry that I did not call you Miss Anubis. Okay, all right, well that's embarrassing. Well, we're gonna keep going. Ask. Hey, it's me again. Hey, it's me again. You got it. I'll keep all the fun names and special... No, no, stop talking about that.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Stop talking about our funnick names. Anyway... Oh, gotcha. No worries at all. We can... definitely leave the nick games aside. Just let me know what you'd like to chat about next and hold it all from there. So you know, you know, I'm talking to Cam right now and he said that it's, you know the phrase more bank for your buck? Is it more bank for your buck or more bang for your buck? We're having a debate right now. Can you solve that for us? It's so biased. Absolutely. I can help settle that one. The original phrase is actually more bang for your buck.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Bang! Go Camden, go Camden, go Camden, go Cammer, go Camden. Oh. So, how about them apples, Miss Anubis? Cam funded P. Diddy's Get Out. Go fund me. I just want to put that out there. He did that.
Starting point is 00:47:53 He did it. So, I don't. You funded P. Diddy's bank. Dude, can I be honest? Bank for your buck. Just get the oil. Can I be honest about me and P. Diddy? Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Real quick. Wait. Whoa. Can I be honest? Something happened on my. home screen so I don't know why this happened or like genuinely I don't know why I don't listen to P. Diddy I do not like you bummed I don't like P. Diddy I don't respect him he's a bad person go to hell right I don't like them you know on your home screen of your phone like when you
Starting point is 00:48:23 open up your phone there's that little thing that it plays recently played or like just your music yeah a widget it's the widget's at the top yeah right now it says the weather like for two weeks it said listen to P. Diddy's essential playlist on Apple music and like I go out a lot I go out a lot and I show people my phone and stuff and like and they're like I got a bunch of looks oh my god you know what it is oh my god you freaky son of a what so you know your phone listens at all times yeah yeah yeah your phone's listening to you and voldie hanging out late night hours oh no and the things apparently you speak of or or y'all do or you say out loud to your phone internalizes
Starting point is 00:49:05 is it, it thinks the best set music for you to listen to to go with what you're doing is P. Diddy's essential playlist. I know what it is. They thought they heard P. Diddy, really they were hearing P. Daddy. And that's from C.J. calls me. He's like, P. Daddy, can I come out of my room? Like, not yet. You go, stay in there, work.
Starting point is 00:49:30 You go, headphones louder! He's like, Pete, Daddy. I really want some of that good chicken. Shut up. Work harder. That's why he's not here. Look at the fourth cam. He's not here.
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Starting point is 00:50:10 They are, yes, sir. Some people have many in their family, and some have none, or just beginning their own. But you know what, Cam? Hmm. Now's the time to reflect on what they mean to you or to rewrite those traditions and make your own. And one of those traditions could be going to therapy. That is true. It could be. Now, we've said it before.
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Starting point is 00:51:04 Our listeners get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash Y-S-K. That's better-h-elp.com slash Y-S-K. Now on to the rest of the episode. Okay, I was at the gym the other day, and I have to ask you this, because I saw, you know the typical, the bro, like, someone's about to go for a PR, they slap the shit by their friends.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Oh, Jim Bro slaps right when you're getting in PR, yes. So I am, you know the gym, I'm talking about, they won't, so it doesn't matter too much. Let's just say I'm far away. I'm like probably, like maybe 40 yards away from this happening. But I'm going to fill up my water bottle. So I'm way over here at the power racks. I'm doing some legs. This is happening of the complete opposite side of the benches by the heavy stumbbell. So you're on the other side of the gym? Other side of the gym, like 40 yards away. And as I'm leaving to fill up my water bottle, I see this. There's two men probably a little younger than us, probably
Starting point is 00:52:02 early 20s and they start screaming. I don't like that. Don't go. I automatically don't like that. It's like, hey, this isn't, this isn't that, right? Yeah. Like, you're not that guy. You're not, you're not that guy. Yeah. So, you're not that guy, pal. They're not that guy. So they're screaming and by his feet, it's like one-thirties. And I'm like, holy shit. That is a lot of weight. You know, I might scream too. If I'm about to do something, I'm assuming some sort of bench with one-thirties. Now he sits down at the edge of his bench like this. Dumbels are there, and his friend, they're talking. And it's one of those slaps.
Starting point is 00:52:38 The guy getting slapped had no clue he was about to get slapped. Yeah. He's sitting down, preparing like this. He's not looking in the mirror. He's just looking like this. And his friend literally goes and slaps his back, Peyton, this was a slap that I have never, I have never heard anything like that. And the guy had clothes on. It's not like he wasn't, I don't know how it popped so loud when he had clothes on.
Starting point is 00:53:01 He literally slapped the right out of his back And the best part is The guy, most gym bros If you're getting slapped for something You're like Like you let it fuel you His friend went
Starting point is 00:53:13 And he like shot out of the bench Literally went Like that To where the whole gym Is looking at them now He rips his headphones off Throws him on the ground Walks, this is the most awkward
Starting point is 00:53:29 Walks up to his friend shoves him like he's like why did you hit me yeah yeah shoves him and then absolutely nothing happens after that he shoves him his friend's like whoa oh and he just goes and I was like that was stupid but I wanted to ask you because that was hilarious what would it take for you to let me slap you like that in the gym I can shoot you in the face no no like in a gym movement Yeah. Let's say you have to do some sort of gym movement that like it's a challenge for your life maybe. Maybe you have to squat 315, 3405 something. What movement do you think you would have to get slapped for you to be able to push that PR? There's nothing in life. Nothing in life that we're slapping me will make me do better except for the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:54:25 I'm a good boy. No, that's too much. That's too much. I'm sorry. Oh, it's too much. Sorry. It's funny, though, right? Very funny. Bro, you got to let me slap you once. You got to let me slap you and film it. Oh, beat. Now, slash, come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Just one time. Just one palm on your back. Why? That doesn't do anything for me. You can experience that rush. I don't feel a rush when I get slapped. I get mad. I don't, that's a rush.
Starting point is 00:54:48 You take that anger out on the weight. I've never been that type of way. On the iron. Like, people that, like, lift and they're like angry or something. I don't get that. I've never. That's called push yourself to failure, boy. They go to a dark place.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Yeah, but that's when I'm, like, depressed. I don't get there. I don't get angry. I don't even go to that place when I'm... Wait, what did you just say? When I'm angry, I'm not like, I don't want to lift. I just want to get a... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:10 No, no, I've never in the gym. Yeah, I've never in the gym and, like... Like, I've never... I'm just like, bra, I'm just lifting a way. I don't care about the gym like that. And it makes me think some... Now, some of these people, they have some serious issues. Oh, deep demons.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Maybe, like, their wife of 10 years just got caught cheating. He walked in after being in alignment, making power lines all day. He walks in, his wife's getting cracked on his sofa. That'll make you do, that'll make you squeeze the fucking. The last thing I'm thinking about is weights if that happens. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm going to the gym. I'm going to go to a gun rage. I'm going to go learn out of a shoot.
Starting point is 00:55:45 But there's some other people due to social media. Yeah. And due to the gym culture, there's a lot of people that have really good lives. Yeah. Really just stationary living. And they are, I mean, it is main. character, energy. They think they really think they're fighting the boss monster. Going to the gym is important. Let me say that. So we're going about, I'm about the dog on the
Starting point is 00:56:06 gym, but going to the gym is important. Like, I think it's very important for everybody's live. You should do it, right? I understand people that don't want to go because there is a lot of gym meatheads that, like, can ruin the vibe. Oh, yeah. Like, it's like, bro, like, I've never been, like, the competitive, like, if you're in a, if you're in a public gym and you're, like, being competitive with other public gym members, it's weird, that's super weird. Like go to a gym like, you know, yeah, go to a competitive gym. Yeah, like an influencer based gym. I'm saying, but like bro, we're at planet fitness dog. You know what I mean? You're like, you're looking at somebody else and you're like, one 20s, I'm lung alarm. Yeah. Like, no. And it's like a lot of
Starting point is 00:56:48 judgment looking like, I get that. So don't be that person in the gym. But also you got to understand because I used to be very like, I don't want to go to the gym because other people are like that. but then you get to a point where you realize a lot of people don't give a shit in the gym like a lot of people there are always the weirdos so it goes everywhere but a lot of people just are worried about themselves exactly oh I would argue to say 80 to 85 percent you're gonna have your weird couple bad apples but that's that's in any
Starting point is 00:57:13 profession yeah any profession it is you need to let me slap you oh my god I slap you to oh my god I slap you for the intro no and we see how wired you get you know we already have a spanking thing but that is true oh my god you only You don't know about that. Oh my god, yeah. Do you all know Peyton gets spanked by four grown men every day before he does the intro? Well, it depends on how many are in here.
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Starting point is 00:59:08 One more time for the people in the back and the people that are listening. Shopify.com slash YSK. Now on to the rest of the episode. Speaking of sitting down for a while, have you seen this trend on TikTok? It's called raw dogging boredom. Yes. If you don't know what this trend is, basically there's a trend on TikTok because everybody's dopamine receptors and their attention spans are so bad, right? So basically there's a trend where you set up your phone, you record yourself, you sit in a room with nothing on.
Starting point is 00:59:43 You have the lights on, obviously, but nothing, no electronics, no games, no nothing. No music, nothing. You have a timer next to you and you just sit there. for like, what, 15 minutes, five minutes? Oh, people do for an hour. I've seen somebody go an hour and a half. I never thought I had a problem until I watched a video of somebody
Starting point is 01:00:04 raw dogging boredom for 30 minutes and I started to have a panic attack. Oh, yeah. Watching it. No, no, oh, I could have, oh, I loved you to death. I could have told you. That would send you down a spiral.
Starting point is 01:00:16 What's the long as you think I could rod dog boredom? See, it's hard with you because I have a realistic answer, but if we were to put that up and test it, you are a very prideful man and you would beat it. No, I don't think so. I think you know. Not with that. I'm so bad. Like, because you're very competitive. You would hear, if I say 29, you're going to, you're going to absolutely make sure you hit 30. I don't think so, bro. I don't think so. I got an 85 inch TV and you literally went the next
Starting point is 01:00:39 week and it got an 86 inch. That takes no effort. That takes no effort, right? That takes nothing out of me. That takes nothing out of you, but that's who you are. Raw dog and boredom, though, I can't do that because I will literally start hearing voices. There's people climbing in my walls right now. I will panic. When I saw, when I saw the first video, it was an hour. It was a guy sitting in a chair like this for an hour. Yeah, dude. And I immediately thought I was like, I was like, I think I could do that for sure because I already like have a lot. No, you cannot. Oh yes, I could. It'd be hard. With nothing to stem with you, you can't grab anything. You can't. Like I'm saying, it'd be terrible. I don't think so. I don't think so. Oh my God. We need
Starting point is 01:01:14 to put this to the test. Should we put this to the test? We can absolutely put this on Patreon. I don't even have to be with you. You just film it. I'll give you $100. If I can raw dog for an hour. Yes, it's a dollar a minute. I can do it. It's a dollar a minute. That's not a dollar a hour. This, oh.
Starting point is 01:01:34 $2 a minute. No. Brother, hey, man. 60 minutes in an hour. Yes. 60 divided by 100. That's an uneven. That's an improper faction.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Not even how you want to go about that. Yes, it is. How many hours are in, how many minutes are in an hour? How many minutes are in an hour? You just said it. 60. Yes. How many dollars would I have to give you a minute to get you to a hundred dollars in an hour?
Starting point is 01:01:57 Yeah. So it wouldn't be one because that would be $60. Correct. Wouldn't be two because that would be $120. Correct. So it would be like 1.05. Yeah. And you wouldn't do 60 divided by a hundred. What would you do do? You do a hundred divided by 60. Why would you do that? Uh-huh. It doesn't make sense to me. Because then the answer is going to be one point whatever. Uh-uh. 60 times equals 100.
Starting point is 01:02:19 No chance. No chance. 100 divided by 60, 1.6666666, 6.67. There you go. Yeah, 100 divided by 60. You need to give me $1.66 cents Yes, to get to that. For every minute. Now do 60 divided by 100.
Starting point is 01:02:37 60 divided by 100. 0.6. So if you gave me 60 cents for every minute, do you get to 100? 1.66. How many 6 did I say? You're not going to be able to ripling you that. 1.6 times 6.
Starting point is 01:02:50 1.6 times 6. 1.6 equals 96. I just have some change to give you after. No, 1.66, you shi-bag. Okay, 1.66 times 60, 99.6. Exactly. And some of those are gonna be 7. 66, like, you have to do 7. So I couldn't pay you.
Starting point is 01:03:08 That's not true! Oh my God! No, but you raw dogging. Back to you raw dogging. Raw dogging boredom. I go back to you raw dog in the fucking out of me. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's a 51.38 for your head top. See? Here we go. Dean, I can't. I worked even that. Oh, perfect. Back to you raw dog and me with boredom.
Starting point is 01:03:34 I'm like this. You're like, oh, my God. This is terrible. I mean, week two of being roommates. That's how it went. I was like, I'm tired of this guy already. You raw dog being boredom. Can somebody write smite about us? Please. I want to read it on VATeron. No. that would be that would be hilarious they don't even let us into that website anymore like the website of me oh they don't let us into it no they don't it's because you have to have uh like a you you have to put in your id and stuff i'm not doing that oh don't do that whoever makes that website will take that image of your id and then they go be you you do you think about that anyway you don't need a passport isn't a passport more advanced than a driver's like people need passports to get to id fraud no i'm not saying no you don't need it but it's more high up to get a passport
Starting point is 01:04:16 yeah yeah yeah i understand that what's the point of all the other pages than a passport It's for, like, your stamp and sticker collection for when you travel. Yeah, but I traveled, and they didn't give me a stamp nor a sticker. I think you have to ask for it. Matter of fact, I'm like, I asked in Canada, and the guy said no.
Starting point is 01:04:30 And I went, this is plain. I swear to God. Wait, so. I swear to God, we were leaving Toronto. We were leaving Toronto. Yeah. And I said, Toronto. We were leaving Toronto.
Starting point is 01:04:40 And I said, hey, man, like, I don't really, this is my first time. Can I get like a sticker or like a stamp or something? Yeah. He goes, ah, it's in the movies, kid. Don't do that. And I went, one, 27 years old. my own kid, don't call me kid. Two, what the
Starting point is 01:04:52 you mean you don't do that? Why, I don't have a booklet? So that's what a thing, so hold on, whenever they gave me my passport, because I'm freshly in the passport game, I'm not a passport, bro. You're not a passport princess, no, passport junkie. I don't want to be a passport princess so bad. Oh my God. Any sort of a princess I'll take. The things, do you, oh, oh, so I got a passport right and I was like, I was looking through it
Starting point is 01:05:08 and it was a bunch of blank pages. Yeah, and I was the point of all this. Weird hills and like pictures in the background, too. So strange, and then so I still don't quite understand it if it's not mandatory to get a stamp nor sticker. Yeah, I don't That's a hell of a point. Why are you giving me a little tiny buck That's good for 10 years
Starting point is 01:05:23 When I don't even have to prove that I've used it And there's really no difference between my passport Or my ID Except for the picture I literally look like a flight risk And so it's like, yeah No, I think there's a hot take I think they do that on purpose
Starting point is 01:05:34 Yeah, I do not look safe I think they do that on purpose Yeah, I'm like this Yeah No, it's They go no jewelry No emotions Right, why?
Starting point is 01:05:43 No teeth, no smile And I'm, you think you I literally look like this I'm like, yeah, it's like a humiliation ritual to go across other countries. But then I also think they do that because if they ever really just don't give about you or your plans, they can be like, oh, look at this guy. Yeah, exactly. No, flag him.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Exactly. The hell, let me smile. Let me show what I'm happy about. Have you ever been, have you ever been? That should be my passport picture. They'd be like, oh, Pennywise is here. Have you ever been pulled for an extra screening at TSA? No, only little play with a giblets once.
Starting point is 01:06:13 I like when they put a bunch of it. I mean, dude, and he was. My guy was careful, but he definitely felt it. Okay, now let's be honest, right? And it jumped, but he can't judge. You and you're jumping pain. Yeah, dude, it's like I get doing double dutch down there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:29 But when it comes to TSA agents, should you have the more strict and the more rude person doing the jiblet grab and touching? Yeah. Or should you have the nice sweetheart that's like third week on the job? If it's me, I want the sweetheart. If it's somebody else. You want the rude?
Starting point is 01:06:45 I want the rude? Oh, you're a terrible person. Oh, but I'm honest. I think it's got to be a sweetheart. I don't think you can have the ogre of the group grabbing people's genitals. Oh, we got the radar detector went off. But that's good. That's what you need. That's what you need.
Starting point is 01:07:00 You get the right person. I'm so sorry. Now, I'm so sorry, sir. First off, I would love your consent. The machine did go off and says you have a radioactive penis. And I have to go down there and just make sure there's no weapons or anything that could be a risk, right? Is that okay, sir, do I have your consent to touch? I don't think that's how it works.
Starting point is 01:07:16 I don't think... Okay, I'm going to go ahead, though. But no, I don't want some grouchy... I do, though. But I'm saying... I feel like you could talk down this sweet TSA agent. You can't talk down the mean one's like, laptop out the bag.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Exactly, but why are we talking them down? You don't have anything to hide? Oh, my God. No, I'm saying not for me, but if somebody does have something to hide, then... That's why you want him to have the hard rude one. Come on now. That's fire. That's fire. And if you're, if you're screaming me in the TSA line, you don't, I, oh, God, you're lucky. Can I be able to airport? Oh, I think it's like the privilege of like a lot of TSA agents like know us, right? I don't like that when I'm recognized in the TSA line that they just let me go past the security. I'm like, how many people are you just letting go past. I've got, oh, I have gone on so many flights without going through detectors or the little put your hands up there. Most flights during tour. Robbie got on a flight out of our country without a passport.
Starting point is 01:08:16 think about that he left our country into another land into another country a passport without an ID and he and he had an open warrant I mean it's like God you wonder why people are turn into criminals yeah it's too easy you're making it they're like oh I've seen you made that funny video you're good to go they're like yeah 2001 was a long time ago yeah oh we're good I'll never happen again yeah yeah and I got but recently I did get swipe for rest of I've never got that little gunpowder, little sniff swipe thing. Yeah, but it's really quick.
Starting point is 01:08:50 And then they did not even run it through a test. They literally were like this. They go, oh, that's pain hard. They looked at it. They go, bit dirty, but I don't think it's anything to do guns. Good to send them. Yeah, that's about it. Okay, what is that, though?
Starting point is 01:09:00 Literally, what is that? How are you swiping my palm? For residue? For bomb residue? Yeah, I don't know how that works. You think I didn't wash my hands after I made a napalm strike? You think I made it in the backseat of the Uber? You're like,
Starting point is 01:09:15 I literally made it? an RCXD in the Uber. Sticking dynamite C4. Play more 10 minutes ago. And I just go straight. I'm like this. Oh hey, how's it go? You don't think I'm going to hand sanitize? What about that?
Starting point is 01:09:27 Maybe it's that point one percent that doesn't get... Literally, it has to be. You're out of your mind. You think I should have a frag on my hand. What the hell? Yes, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, we talked about that on Patreon.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Robbie said he had a C4 in his bag, but he was referring. Screamed it. In an airport. He's got... C4 in my bag and he was talking about the energy drink. Robbie gave me a full bottle of water to go through DSA. I got the big black object in my bag. I go off.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Yeah, careful now. Careful. Oh, yeah. No, he, no, you always have golden crotch. They always stop you, boy. The Ushinot podcast.
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Starting point is 01:11:17 I'm bucking.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Now, I'm going to tell a story. Do you mind if I tell a story? Go tell a story to get us out of here. I'm going to tell a story. And I'm giving you permission to roast me. Okay. Me and Liv, we're talking about our childhood after the baby appointment and y'all's own childhood? Our own childhoods.
Starting point is 01:11:39 And how we compared and contrasted and it led me to this story that I forgot about. Oh, God. Your childhood stories are scary. So we, there was a day in school where it was like, it was one of like a standardized testing. I hate those days. Worst days ever. And for whatever reason, our unit, you know how you got grouped up by your last names? Right.
Starting point is 01:11:55 So our unit, this is probably third grade. Our unit got sent to the computer lab. Don't know why. We have a classroom. We got sent to the computer lab. I love the computer lab. Yeah. Especially back then.
Starting point is 01:12:03 They're circular. There's like a desk that like eight computers and just like that. So good. What? NFL Rush. You played NFL Rush? Isn't that the game where you do the kickoff return? Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:12:14 I love that. got past the snow. Oh my God, I love that game. Anyway, this test, I don't remember exactly what it is, but I remember the premise of it was essentially you had to keep getting questions right to keep taking the test. Okay. It sounds familiar. It's one of those. Like you take it and then once you get past them, maybe it's like 30 they have to have to report to the state, whatever the hell. It's like if you keep getting them right, you basically your test prolongs. It keeps going. Something like that. It's one of those tests. So subconsciously, everybody knows that because we did the year before.
Starting point is 01:12:45 So it was kind of a, who's last man standing? Right. Because that means you're getting the most right. That means you're smartest. Like that was the title, right? So it's starting to dwindle down. There's like 10 of us left. I'm like, and me, it's a whole full-blown competition.
Starting point is 01:12:59 I'm like, all right, top 10 is not good enough. I'm like taking my time intentionally. I'm like, okay, the answer is C. I need to let him weed themselves out a little bit. And I slowly read it. I'm like, oh, there's two more down. Top eight. I'm like actively trying to finish.
Starting point is 01:13:14 first. It literally ends up being me and this girl. I will never forget that it's so funny. Fake name. Her name's Gabby. Fake name. Me and Gabby. And she's at a different table. I'm at a different table. We're like in line with each other but facing the opposite ways. Okay. So like I'm looking straight. She's like parallel with me, but looking this way. Okay. So if we look inward, we can see. Careful. What did you just call Gabby? You look at that N-word. Is that what he just said? Is that what he just said about Gabby?
Starting point is 01:13:54 Come on, man. You're better than this. Inward! In-W-A-R-D, inward, inward, inward. That is crazy. But that's a real word. That's real. That's a triple.
Starting point is 01:14:10 That was three of him he just called me. Even Darius. Daryl stood up. He's gonna go for it. I in W-A-R-D, I'm not defending myself again. If we both looked inward, we would make eye contact like this, right? It's down to the last two of us. We're just clicking away. And every time we click, we're like this.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Now, at this point, under my breath, I'm starting to verbally accost her. Okay. And I'm like eight, and there's no reason. But in my mind, I wanted to be the king of. of quiz. I wanted to, I wanted to be on top of that podium. The king quiz. The king. So I'm sitting there like, I'm like, I'm like, you know what I mean? That's smart. You know that smart? You're not smart. Stupid. I'm sitting there talking to my breath. And out of nowhere,
Starting point is 01:15:00 the golden moment finally happens. Now I, I cannot wait to see your reaction. Gabby looks, she looks at me, I look at her, we go back, and all of a sudden I see her hand raised. And I go, this boss I'm sitting there like oh you better you better be done teacher comes up she goes
Starting point is 01:15:18 I'm finished with my test at that moment so the whole the whole rest of the class is still in their seats but they're like on like click picks or whatever it was called
Starting point is 01:15:29 like the color games at that moment I scooted my seat back through my feet on top of the desk through my hands behind my head and audibly went
Starting point is 01:15:43 Godley it feels good I'm like eight years old and I'm let you have to imagine I'm like oh God it feels good I should not the teacher comes by and goes it's my feet off the desk
Starting point is 01:16:05 and she goes all right you're the last one close the application and that's all I got from I thought I was going to get A standing ovation from my peers. Oh, I was cheering. I, oh my God, I was so, so dramatic. Oh, the more I learned about you, the worst kid, I know you were. I was one of those kids.
Starting point is 01:16:23 I was one of those kids. You got called out for GT because your parents paid for it and you're like this. They did not pay for it. You used to sharpen your pencils in front of your crush. Oh, I 100% did that. And I used to bring the football to school for recess. And if I wasn't all-time QB, no one was playing football. No, no, no, what happened?
Starting point is 01:16:42 No, no, no, don't touch me, don't touch me. You didn't deserve friends. I go, I go, hey, bro, hey, we're gonna play some seven on seven today, right? I'm all-time QB, so we really only need six and six, right? I'm gonna play both sides to throw the ball every possession. They go, why are you always quarterback? I go, go, go find your own . Oh, dude.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Dude, why? Why? I'm kidding. No, you're not kidding. Well, at what point did you realize you were a bad person? I'm kidding about the all-time QB, but I, what? You were like, if I'm not playing, you're not getting the ball. 100%.
Starting point is 01:17:11 The fuck, it's my ball. Why would I give you? Dude, you're the worst. You're the worst. Be better at sports and get picked. I'm eight or nine years old. I bring a PlayStation, you're going to play without me? Yeah, a cold day in hell.
Starting point is 01:17:23 And you used to raise girls because you would lose all the guys. No, the girls used to race me because they liked me my big head. No, you were terrified because you liked winning. No, no. Yeah, no. No, there was a girl that joined the dunk contest. Yeah. And I absolutely put her in a blender.
Starting point is 01:17:37 I remember, yeah, yeah. I dunked on her ridiculously bad. Knees got cut up from the wood chips. Yeah, Cam, you're a bad, you're, I think I would have to take. I need her in the back of the head. What the . You just call me? I said, I think I need her in the back of the head.
Starting point is 01:17:50 That's not what you said. I think I need her. Look at that neater up there. I said, that's like four of them. He's getting real close. I need her in the back of the head after I looked inward. I'm just kidding. If you're this far, if you're this far, put Woh,
Starting point is 01:18:06 be careful in the comments for Kemp. crazy accusations. I mean, I mean, you can slow down enough for you. They put this in like 0.25. Had a little reverb doing it. Come on now. I'll be saying. There's going to be a whole disc track of me straight ripping, straight ripping the word. Did you actually say it? No, I'm saying with technology. If I find out, you actually said it came, I'll look at you different. See, that's the thing, though. Someone could easily make that. That's why today's world is terrifying. Yeah, they could easily make it. Just get a couple of millers in girl. I go, just get a cuff. No.
Starting point is 01:18:38 No, no, no. That's a joke. Cam wouldn't do that. I hope not. If not, I mean, Dario, you're taking the spot. I go, no, no, no. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'm just kidding. All right. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, we're paying in camp. Pop culture, we're paying it camp. Now, this is pre-recorded because this is, you know, Thanksgiving holidays and such a good person. I give people so much time off. So this pop culture might be a little outdated for whenever this
Starting point is 01:19:14 comes out. By the way, still, go get the merch right now. I'm sure it's selling like absolute hotcakes. Go get it right now. Link in the... Yeah, most bang for your buck. This script show. I still don't think that's true. Mine makes a lot more sense. And if you're in Texas and you see that Waterburger sign, go take
Starting point is 01:19:30 a picture of it. It's bank for your buck. That makes more sense. Change it. Mandela effect, maybe. Makes more sense, but doesn't make it right. And I'm missing a newbis. That is crazy that I got exposed. I really, I thought I changed it. Like to like my beautiful black king or something. Miss Anub.
Starting point is 01:19:47 That is, that is the wildest. Like, I genuinely never would have guessed that in a million years. Miss Anubis. Yeah, that's so funny. You're a six, seven, man. Yeah. My pop culture, we're 12 days away from whenever this episode comes out to John Sina's final, final, final, final wrestling match last time in his jorts.
Starting point is 01:20:07 man I am when is it December 13th at Saturday night's main event that's his final wrestling match ever the last time you'll see him in Jords he said he'll probably make appearances in WWE but you'll always see him in a suit you'll never see him do any entering activity you'll never see him
Starting point is 01:20:23 in the Jorts he's going to be in a suit I'm sad man he just did whenever this is filmed he just did his last Monday night Raw Madison Square Garden it was a fantastic show him Shamus Ray Mysterio They were tag team, and then Dolph Ziegler came back. I mean, it was like 2010 all over again.
Starting point is 01:20:43 That's far. I still don't know, by the time this recording, still don't know who John Cena's last opponent is, but sadly it is looking like it's Goonther. It is looking that way. Why? No, I think that they're going to hit you all. They're going to hit you all with a curvy.
Starting point is 01:20:55 They're going to hit you with a curvy. But they've done the... They're doing that right now. They're doing the last time as now tournament to see who John Cena's last opponent is. Oh, that's fire. They're doing a tournament, which is great. I think that's fine.
Starting point is 01:21:10 I think that's great writing. I love that. Dolv Ziegler came back. Our boy, Javon Evans, he's a YSK family member. Shout out to you if you're watching this. He faced Gunter on Monday. He lost. Dolf Ziegler lost.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Zach Ryder came back, lost. So I'm not sure who, all the nostalgic people that came back, that would have been cool. It's not going to be them. So I think it's shaped up to be Goonther. I don't know. Bro, no, there's no way. They got to do something that's not about it. Guantor's a star.
Starting point is 01:21:45 Guantor's a star, but there's, no, no, no, you're talking, you're literally talking about. And he's put in that, he's put in the years. I mean, it's fine. He's a great wrestler, too, I guess. No, I don't think it is. You're talking about somebody like John Sina. Yeah. That's unreal, bro.
Starting point is 01:21:59 I don't know. There's no way. It's wrestling. It's WWE. Never know what might have. He's either, he's either, he's either, he's either the goat or on your Mount Rushmore. If you're a true WWE fan. Like not your
Starting point is 01:22:10 personal. Oh, John Cena? Yeah, yeah, of course. No, he is the greatest of all time. That's what I'm saying. You can't give him Guter! I don't know. You just can't do it. I don't know. It might be great. We'll see. No, I'm not going. I can't afford those tickets. Oh my God. What do we do to get you there? Simey money.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Don't like the way he said that. Where is it? Where is it? Location wise. I don't know. I don't know. But he's got Survivor series before then, and then he's because he's going to face Dom. He's going to give Dom his Interne Continental Championship Act. And then he's going to go up to Saturday Nightman event. It'll be it.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Are you going to cry? Yes or no? You're going to cry. Oh, I'll probably shut it. You're 100% going to cry. Oh, so many people are going to come out and clap for him. He's going to cry. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:49 It's San Diego. Oh, my. I got family on San Diego. Really? I go, really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:58 Yeah, yeah. It'll send me money for it. Oh, my God. Oh, we got to get them there. I don't know. We'll see. but yeah that we only got a minute left on this hard drive so that was a great pop culture sorry you didn't get one no i was i was i didn't want you to say that oh no we got a minute left on the hard drive oh yeah well but that was
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