You Should Know Podcast - I WAS CAUGHT CHEATING -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

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the back of my knee i think you can still feel it through the pants back at it again guys uh episode 21 yeah sir it's gonna be a good one banger fire banger all that i love that shout out to the dogs a little rabid dog in the back all right that one was so hype but uh yeah back at it oh god how you doing how you feeling how you doing how you feeling and how are you doing good good decent and good what's the decent part thrown in there i thought we just threw a decent switch up the vocab if i were to tell you that my left foot is cramping to all hell would you believe me 550s arch supports a little it really feels like my toe is going like this but yeah so what's up i'm chilling man i'm i'm i'm moving into my new apartment well everything is going good i like it i like it it's a lot uh i mean his other one was nice too but. I like it. It's a lot.

I mean, his other one was nice, too, but this one's in a better area. Like, nice area. Screaming Lady's not around. I'll miss her. Actually, I didn't say this on the last podcast. When I was moving my stuff out, I saw her for one last time. Oh. Go ahead and indulge them.

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She was swinging a crowbar at cars. I've never seen her get violent like that. It hurt to see. It was probably a rough day for her. Yeah. And I love her and i hope she finds some help yes because she deserves it anyway i love her yep and shout out to screaming lady yeah all right oh yeah i mean i'm i'm i'm excited i love this podcast don't let me forget because i have adhd

right okay undiagnosed okay cam has the attention span of a golden retriever yeah pretty much so um and he's already said that multiple times in the discord but yep join the discord don't let me forget i have i have something that i didn't tell you that we didn't write down that i want to do so yeah how am i supposed to remind you just be like didn't you have something should i not do it now no we know we can get through okay okay okay um i just kind of want to talk about something because i was having this thought earlier because i'm i'm an anxious person so my mind's at 100 miles per hour all the time constant racetrack just do you ever have those like moments where you like think about something you did as a child and you like cringe because it like yes

it's the worst and the the thing that i could my most embarrassing things in life to happen whenever i was in school and they happened in a classroom yeah like i think classroom embarrassing moments are at the tip of the peak is that expression top of the hill top running up that hill you're running up that road i thought we're gonna keep going no no because i didn't want to get copywritten but it's fair like classroom embarrassing moments are at the top of the scale of embarrassing moments in life top of the scale a lot better than top of the yeah that other one that's like class the reason classroom embarrassment is at the top is because you are not

you're not full-fledged adult yet right like now you do something embarrassing it's like oh god it's a rough tuesday like you can't help it but there you're in front of 25 to 30 other peers right and you're embarrassed and at that point in time it's crazy because people always say it like bro when you're in school like that's your life at that it really is like yeah you don't understand outside life you don't have bills you your only concern in life is school yeah if you have a significant other it's literally like a high school boyfriend or girlfriend like you know it's in the ones that dated and made it all the way props to you but it's like they're cheating you're like you don't even understand getting out of high school into real world like yeah the high school means nothing

when you get back but at the during time, it feels like a world. Yeah. Like you, like you cannot mess up anything. That's why embarrassing things in the classroom are just, oof. One of the most embarrassing things

I can remember from school is whenever you had to cough in class, but you didn't want to cough like out loud. Like say the classroom, you end up, you're like, you're like,

like literally, you're like, and then people still look at you and you look insane because you're in there to the point of almost passing out you're like okay so me first off this is really cringy and i apologize for people that like cannot stand this or like have someone that is this in your life i was a nervous laugher so if i was like getting in trouble if i was if someone else was getting in trouble it's something that shouldn't be laughed at but like any any like awkward situation or like something not necessarily

good is going on and happening i would laugh you did this in school i couldn't control it like what would happen so like if i was literally getting yelled at by a teacher i'd be like it's so disrespectful it is so disrespectful but it's because i was so nervous that something was happening i was just like my coping mechanism was to laugh and i i i straight up couldn't control it like i say so me and sanjan and stuff like that we'd get in um shout out mr parker hope everything's going well he's our business teacher right and me sanjan and torres torres would have mr parker hope everything's going well he's our business teacher right and me sanjan and taurus taurus would have mr parker going up the walls right just irritated left and right me and sanjan being taurus's friend always sitting with him we'd get looped into it so like we're getting yelled at he's screaming at us and i'm just like i'm like trying i don't know why like it's looking back i like oh yeah i you were a little asshole

no that's asshole-ish no no that is like if someone who was like disciplining you're like no another coach story that's ass hole-ish yeah it's weird i want to say like 10th or 11th grade, like, so like sophomore, junior year, right? Freshman coach at the time,

not gonna say his name, has his classroom. I'm walking to my class, right? Right. They're walking this way away from their classrooms. I'm like, where are you going?

That's not, you know, we have five minutes. Why are you going that way? Just talking to them. They go word for word, follow us. You're not going to miss this. What? Are we fighting someone? What's like, are you, what way? Just talking to them. They go, word for word, follow us. You're not going to want to miss this.

What? Are we fighting someone? What's going on? Yeah. They look as happy as all get out. And I'm like, all right, I can be late. So I turn around. I start going with them.

They walk into, can I say his name? No. Who? The coach, freshman coach at the time. No. Okay, yeah. I'm going to just say coach. They walk into coach's room.

Right. And he just, like the class is just in so of course you got your couple stragglers putting their notebooks in there there's still students in there then you have other students that are getting ready for the next class exactly so he's just chilling in there and he is the coach like he's an assistant coach for our varsity team but the head coach for the freshman team okay okay so we walk in there oh my, my goodness, bro. I will never, ever, ever forget this moment. I was so baffled. It was unbelievable. We walk in.

Sgt. sets him up and goes, Coach, what's up? Da-da-da. Coach goes to embrace him. Sgt. goes, whips him in a round, holds him. You know, from wrestling, way back when, what was that? The master lock? Yes, yes. You get behind someone and hold them. Yeah, and they're like this?

Yeah. He goes, what's up, coach? He goes to dap him up, wraps his arms, holds them behind him. The horse comes up and goes. Right, like, like ball shot. Like, mwah, mwah. Just right, mwah. Right in his, he assaulted his coach.

This coach, it sounds so much more fluent when you say the name. Coach throws, you would have thought 20 pounds. Immediately out of the hold, grabs by his shirt, wrinkles it up. Puts him right against the wall. Puts him right against the wall puts him right against the wall you would have thought he was never employed by a school like you mother like it was unbelievable starts cussing him out in front of all these students you're gonna pay for this i swear to god don't you ever do something like this again you mother you son of a all this what all up into his face like right here he's screaming at us takes him releases him get the hell out of my classroom we ran for like a week and a half i just want to know what was

your relationship grown man no he was cool he was want to know, what was your relationship with him? No, he was cool. He was funny. He was like, we joked around with him, but it's like, that just shows you. Why did they do that? That's insulting. I am literally standing in the doorway like this. Like it was so, it was so funny, but it wasn't because that's messed up.

But then it got so intense. Like I was, I was straight up lost for words. I was like, who does that? Yeah, it was it. You're a sociopath. It was insane. It was. See, I had nothing like that happen to me. But, like, my most embarrassing, like, sometimes I just, just like i want to give up i had

nothing like that happened fight for real though like do better i'm just kidding i had i had nothing like that happened to me in high school but like my most embarrassing like classroom moment is whenever we were taking like an exam and the classroom was completely silent and my stomach was growling what am i supposed to do in that moment when a stomach growls to you it's like at volume eight but you don't realize to everyone else it's probably like a three but if they hear that three they're like oh like his his insides are not like, is that a fart? Exactly. So you feel the need to like address it.

They think you got bubble guts. Oh my gosh, dude. Something else. So funny. It's like all you hear is this. It's like it's completely silent. All you hear is. And you're just like.

Yeah. And you try to like readjust your stomach and now you're sitting like this. Another thing so funny. So friend Steven. Shout out to Stevenven savage steven savage great guy uh high character dude right right cheating finally came over him first time in his career never would have thought of it he didn't i don't know if he didn't get sleep i don't know what happened really nervous on this test he writes some stuff down keeps on a little peter oh gotcha don't you ever say nothing about me no more you understand like 147 you understand anyway do you write it down on a piece of paper and he has it with him

right right there's a substitute perfect scenario to cheat exactly subs just sit down whatever so steven's you know got his paper and the substitute substitute starts looking at him right mm-hmm Steven still going throughout the test and You know doing this thing yeah, yeah sub gets up Even goes like this like Steven sees the sub seeing him and Stephen goes literally he's like he's trying to get in the sub goes mr. savage you uh that you you cheating Stephen goes yes sir it was me I was cheating I that that was me he goes come up to the front. Yes, yes. And he just, like, and you can tell. Poor Steven, man. Steven was sweating bullets, bro. He's such a good guy.

Oh, that was so funny, bro. We gave Steven hell for that. For, like, like, poor Steven. Who says that? Like, yes, sir. It was me. I cheated. I mean, that's the best way to get out of it.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, best way to go about it. But, God, dude, that was so funny. I'm, like, two rows to the right. And I was just, like, I'm sitting there just cracking up so funny that reminded me i cheated did you cheat in high school frequently or like everybody cheated every yeah i wasn't like every single day i'm like well i'm not doing nothing i'm just gonna cheat no i can tell you from my junior year of

high school to my last day of college i did not take one test not one by myself not a one you know why you have zero integrity zilch bottom of the barrel human you are no this is my philosophy on it. Oh, I knew ever since it oh you're Something just happened to my eye. Did you see? Bro, I had like an itch in my eye and I go to like, I was giving one of these. That whole guy's like stuck. It was like, I was like. Oh, you saw that?

Your eye was inverted. It was like stuck. I'm going to have to zoom in on that. Oh, my God. That was disgusting. How do you think it felt? Now you got like something on your left. Yeah. There you go.

I thought it was like an eyelash or something. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. Your whole eye was hit. Oh my God. My reaction was so genuine too.

I'm sweating. Oh, I was genuinely concerned about that. That felt weird. All right. What the, fuck just happened to you? I don't know You turned into a mutant That's like that clip That fake clip of like the Justin Bieber

With the eyes Like the serpent eyes Like he's an alien or whatever You've never seen it Alright the moment's ruined Yeah what the hell He's in an interview And apparently he blinks and looks to the side

And it's like a serpent eye Oh jeez yeah I haven't seen that But uh Shit anyway back to cheating Yeah I cheated yeah a lot He blinks and looks this side, and it's like a serpent eye. Oh, jeez. Yeah, I haven't seen that. But, uh, shit. Anyway, back to cheating. Yeah. Um, I cheated, yeah, a lot. I'm under attack right now.

I don't know what's... I don't know what's going on. I'm gonna pass out, bro. I'm so hungry. We should've got a snack. We never do. Um, shit. All my teachers knew I cheated too.

Like that's like every single teacher knew. Oh, so I say something to get me in trouble. Or get somebody else in trouble. Don't do it. There might have been a coach who was also a teacher and was good at math and knew I wasn't good at math. That's helping you. He probably did it. He did it. Yeah, he did the stuff. That's cheating. But it probably did it did he did it yeah he did that's

cheating but it got to it was like this is my philosophy on it i knew from a child i'm not gonna have a job that requires dude i don't know what's going on continue i'm not gonna have a job that requires math yeah no requires any sort of this learning okay but okay i'm not gonna need it i'm doing i knew i was gonna be doing something like this and i'm doing something like this yeah i'm not but you still like i don't need it okay i was never disrespectful to a teacher no matter what you do you should pay attention and do good in english no matter what job you have you're gonna need to know how to talk write and read this is the thing and people think these essays that no that really

does like it's annoying it translates completely it does you have to be able to clearly communicate through verbal and non-verbal written whatever like consumer reports if you're in customer service like and something happens you got to put exactly what like people are getting billed for like you know it has to be clarity like now i don't want to get this misconstrued as i was like a bad student like disrespectful i showed up to every class on time i was i never talked in class i was just i was always attentive the teachers loved me but i just didn't do like i was like i'm not doing this like i didn't say that to them but i'm just like i'm not gonna spend hours studying this to to forget it after i take this like i'm not gonna do it but with english it's like it's the school and we said it like way like one of the first episodes season two yeah it's like school it's just i don't know it's getting better

i think but it's just it's just i'm not it's just wired in a weird way i'm not advocating for any students to do this i'm just saying like i'm just my personal experience but i always get a question like payton how are you like so good at telling stories and stuff like this English class I was naturally good I never had to try and I always had like a 98 in the class like all through my even in in uh college like I got an award from the dean because I was just like good at English yeah and I was always good at storytelling but the uh I remember one time uh in my senior year of high school I was checked out high school at this point I had my scholarship i knew i was going to college like whatever and so i was always terrible at math like awful at math but all my friends were in this ap statistics class which is an advanced play it was basically a

college course yeah you can take the ap test and get credit for it i had no purpose being in that class but all my friends were in it and they were like bro just take it we got you i was like bet that was bullshit that class like it was like open format all of it you have to like do all these equations and remember the equations like bro i'm not doing this but there's a point my friend jimmy shot louie i love you and i miss you hope you're doing good he was sitting behind me and basically we had this thing of like a knock is like this number or whatever we had that but that was too hard because the equation started to get big so we had a thing is like he would bring in a fake test so he would have two tests on his uh desk and then i'd have the test they gave me he would basically write the right answer in the whole formula everything some guy handed to me and i would

literally copy it for beta like even like the scratch outs everything forbatum forbatum it's forbatum forbatum i thought it was verbatim verbatim damn it i literally copy it forbatum verbatim who's batem you're doing something forbatum who's this batem character it's verbatim verbatim so i literally caught and so it got to a point where it's like sorry it's okay it was too i did i'm glad you caught it because they would have said something where it's too identical so i remember it was like towards the end of the year we already like we had a functioning machine going and before class one day we're all inside the class waiting for the class or we're sitting there whatever

teacher comes up and she she just she knew i was cheating but she could never like bag you do it she never had the evidence yeah so she says like from the incredibles what when uh uh flash not flash flash i've only seen incredibles once so i don't remember first incredibles i don't remember the First Incredibles. Don't remember. The younger kid's name. The little baby. That runs fast. Yeah.

Not the baby. Not Jack-Jack. I don't remember his name. Dash. Dash. Dash. In the class, he was like, but he would stick the thumbtack under the teacher's butt. No.

Okay. Regardless, go. So she says, Peyton, come talk to me out in the hallway. Now, everybody in that class knew I was not smart enough to be in that class. Everybody. Even like the super smart kids hated me because they thought i was like some jock or whatever but i was like i'm a nerd i'm a nerd like i'm a nice guy like i'm nice to everybody literally me exactly but they but they never accepted me because they just saw me as like

the whatever which hurt my feelings but anyway so they that group in the class was very happy that i was getting called out my friends were like oh shit because they were involved in it so she goes um she has my test she has these tests and she goes Peyton um I know you've been cheating and I go what and she was like all right this is your test this is his test literally everything even where you wrote the answers on the paper the exact same and that was my fault being dumb idiot but and i was like and she's like i can't prove that you actually did this but it's obvious and i was like well i'm sorry me and me just study together all the time i was like that we did he like he's basically taught me this class because she was like she didn't like she was one of those that wanted to be like a college

professor she didn't like offer like extra help she was like you're gonna learn in the class or whatever he basically taught me this class we study like every night to go to starbucks together he just helps me so that's why everything looks identical she's like payton even where you wrote it and i was like i'm sorry but it's like relinked it's like i didn't cheat and she's like well since i can't prove it i can't get you in trouble but you're gonna have to sit on the opposite side for our final and that final is a big percentage of your grade so i was in the whole opposite side so me and we were trying to construct i hope he's not gonna get in trouble with this but uh we were constructing this whole idea how to do it and then we're like airdrop and but before every test she would collect the

phones in a basket i was like give her a burner phone she is so i give her a burner phone he had his real phone in his pocket i gave her a burner phone and so you're getting throwaways for math class yeah ap statistics and so and she got to a point of like not liking me because she wanted me to she knew i was cheating but couldn't prove it and so she wanted me to fail the class. She knew if I failed the class, it would like mess up college or whatever. So she was trying to get me. And so basically Jimmy would just take a picture,

airdrop it. And so I passed the final. Don't do this kid. Like, I'm not saying this is a cool thing to do. It's not at all. I'm just trying to say like my experience. Okay.

Since I remembered and you don't have to remind me, you're welcome. So what I have in store for you okay you know we all know you know uncle p here you should know you know stutter sometimes says words that are wrong you know i i have i experienced that too a little bit not as much as him uh gives us funny weird answers he doesn't know stuff thinks he does so So, scrolling on TikTok as one does. And I see the little I'm sure you've seen it. You know, like the little world star questions? Yeah.

So, like, they're basic, but a lot of people get them wrong? Do not do this to me. Yep. We are going to see. Hopefully, you just aced the test. But you don't have to be here. So, let's see if we can get some going. I have test anxiety. Bro, they already think I'm dumb because I can't spell.

Pound of cotton or pound of steel, which weighs more? They're the same. Okay, there we go. Yeah. Try me again. Did Benjamin Franklin serve one or two terms as the president? Bro, that was like in 1804. Okay, so one or two.

Was he the first president? No. It's George Washington. One or two. I don't know the order of the presidents. Did they have one or two back then? It's 50-50 guess at this point. Did he serve one term or two?

Two. He served none. Benjamin Franklin was never a president. So there you go. What did he do? he serve one term or two two he served none benjamin flanagan was never a president so there you go what did he do peanut electricity there you go that doesn't count that doesn't count oh oh oh that one's bad i can't even do that one do it do you give it to me no i i hate that all right father and son are in a tragic accident father dies the son gets rushed into the hospital the doctor walks in says i cannot operate on this child because it is mine who's the doctor

god yeah acceptable answer but still wrong. What? Still wrong. What does that mean? Who's the doctor? You tell me. Jesus. No.

His mom. Yep. Ah! Damn. I was hyped. Some months have 38 days. Others have 30. Which months have 28 days?

Months do not have 38 days in them i said 31 did i say 38 yeah sorry reread the question some months have 31 days others have 30 which months have 28 days in them february all of them who knows that like who like what what do you mean who knows that i thought they all every month has at least 28 days what do you mean who knows that i thought they all every month has at least 28 days what do you mean who knows i thought they all had 31 that's like saying if you had four pair of shoes they all cost a hundred dollars they all cost at least eighty dollars as well what do you mean who knows that they all have at least 28 days

i don't like when you yell at me i don't like when you're you don't think okay that was the way you worded it it's the point of the questions what does the e in email stand for electronic ding ding ding see i'm good with this guy, but yeah, yeah, yeah I'll go this time Shut up Let's get a couple more Give me some hard ones. These are easy I'm giving what was given to me

Or what I clicked on Please shirt down. Sorry. I've been forgetting where I'm going. A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Mexico is where would the survivors be buried?

Survivors don't get buried. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see that one. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What state did the Boston Tea Party

take place in? Massachusetts. There you go. Yeah. As I went down the list, they got a little more like, yeah. What is the nation's capital? Washington, D.C. Yeah. As I went down the list, they got a little more like, yeah. What is the nation's capital?

Washington, D.C. Okay. Yeah. Once again, it's the geography. I'm going to be fucked. What did you say? Let me see if I can get a couple more. A couple more.

What do we got? Hit me with some hard ones. Slap me in the knee and call me Sally three times on a Saturday afternoon after the tea. Okay, now they're giving me questions, but there's no answers. Well, ask them and I'll try to figure it out. Why do women go through menopause but men don't? What? Yep.

Why do cats purr? That's how they talk. We're done. Do you think, do you? I have a hot take. I have an interesting fact. I have a hot take. My interesting fact outweighs yours for

february i feel like most people know this and it's not that interesting but if you really think about it leap year one out of every four years right if you're born on february 29th which i'm sure millions of people are right isn't that march 1st what i think you're going to celebrate yeah you'd celebrate your birthday on march 1st but like technically, if you're born on February 9th. Oh, because there's a 29th on the leap year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you.

You'd only have your birthday one out of every four years. I had a kid on my football team. So if your 50th birthday, you'd really only be easy. Let's do easy numbers. Your 40th birthday, when you turn 40 years old, if you want to count it like technicality and whatever, how many times you hit your birthday, you'd be 10. Yeah.

There was a kid that I was in youth football football and he was like i'm four years old i was like shut up he's like no seriously listen yeah he would tell me we're all wait four he said something like that some dumb shit that would have meant y'all were 16 all right in youth football you were a junior in high school playing youth football no i'm just kidding i have a hot take i feel like cats should not be in anybody's homes i feel like no one should own a cat i feel like cats are good pets cat what cats are great pets the hell are you saying cats are great pets i own a dog i own a dog i love my dog shout out ruby that was a weird ass head nod for your dog. No, but cats are not. Cats are a self-sustaining animal.

Yeah, put them in the wild. They don't belong in houses yet. I feel like maybe in like 100 years. They're not at the point of evolution. They're evolved or they should be domesticated. Yes, they are. No, because you can go to a dog. You look at the dog and you're like, okay, you're my friend.

Like, you like me. You know what I'm doing. I know what you're doing. No, you don't. A cat could be looking at you like he wants to be like loved and something you grab that cat and it's it's just all over the place now yeah it's like cats are not there you can't talk to a cat dogs a dog will look at you you go to give it one of these right behind the ear just take your arm right off has that ever happened to you no have you ever been scratched by a cat yes exactly thank you cats i've been bit by a dog you can't even talk to a cat yeah you can and who's ever talked to a cat anyone that owns a cat no but like yeah they can talk to

it won't listen to you like a cat you could talk to a cat and it looks fluent in english yes dogs take english i literally i literally don't you speak don't you speak not know what you're saying yes it does your dog yes it does knows repetition rewards and fluctuation of your voice oh my name is cam i'm a scientist i went to school before and i went to dog 101 who the hell are you if you said malcolm right do you want to get, do you want to sit on this green couch with me? He'd be like, okay.

He'd literally go, no, I'm not saying he's as smart as us, but if you go, if you tell him enough, yeah, exactly. Fluctuation of your voice.

You train him. It doesn't matter. You know, it doesn't matter. Speak English. It does. Yes. That's, that's,

that's, that's, even the dogs that touch those little scat packs with the little, uh, can a cat do that? Have you ever seen a cat touch a button? If someone trained a cat to do it, they could. That's all it is, is training.

Show me a cat that's done that. Because there's no need. There's no need for a dog to do it. Yeah. Some people are weird and want to make their dogs speak English by pressing buttons. You're saying, you're saying whenever i sit there and have therapy no let me talk i can literally look at you let me talk i can look at ruby and go she goes exactly you said you do it to a cat it's like like like it does not like you i can i literally have therapy

sessions with my dog and be like yeah today was hard man like that my gas is on e gas going exactly but he loves me and i can feel it it can radiate off if you had a cat you'd love it does a cat run to you when you open the door no it literally looks at you from like have you ever had a cat have you ever had a cat it's literally have you ever had a cat look it's literally on top of it of like a cabinet it's like looking at you like go in like it's not have you ever had a cat my then how do you know my grandma did and she had a cat and i loved that cat and i felt like i had a connection with that cat and i loved it to death and one day i was like oh spot come here his name was spot and i grabbed him and he

sliced up my whole arm and i've never recovered from that like that's where my trust issues started with that cat right there. And that's your problem. And you know what else my grandma did? God rest her soul. I love you and I miss you. She lied to me. What?

That cat. I loved it. She was trying to protect us. She didn't want our feelings to ever be hurt. Spot disappeared one day. And she said. Dead. And she said that she lived on like acres of land right like in the country

so she and spot would always go out into the country but whenever we would come it would it would come back like we'd like spot and it would go back and one day we were like she we went there and she's like spot is just not back like he just ran off there was a storm i think he just went out to the storm and do something we were like okay and she was like we can go out there and call for him she had us calling for a cat that was deceased and we did that for a year straight and she never admitted to us what happened i can't lie that's sick that's messed up like that's too much and then after i knew that the pet was dead i would let y'all do for about a week and she'd be like it was literally a man sympathy like fake cry and she'd be like it's all right like spot you know we'll get spot

yeah a year we were like we would get out for an hour me and my brother would be like spot spot and then we it never like occurred to us that he was dead we just like he ran away and then like after my grandma passed we were taught we're just like you know you just talk about memories you have like and i was talking to my spot i was talking to my dad about it which is his mom and um i was like dude like we never got to like see spot again we were just going through memories and she he was like that motherfucker is dead i said what and she was like she'd never tell you it's like tell us what it's like yeah i get hit by an 18 wheeler right there flattened she never told us she's a sweet angel huh oh my goodness out there but she she she took that with her she took that lie with her

oh my goodness let's do a discord call let's do it let's do a discord call hey we do this every episode um if you're in the discord link below we're gonna call a random person from the discord but i have somebody in mind now this person is an og like a number one like you should know podcast fan before day one before this podcast like blew up on tiktok he was there in the live stream sending gifts and like always and we've become like close like he's like yeah like my my mom checks on him and stuff like he's like a dope dude his name is apollo he's damn near family apollo we love him i've never talked to him, like, over the phone, so I don't know his voice sounds. I don't know anything. Can you start it?

I get nervous. What does that mean? I get anxious. Like, last week, I feel like I messed up. Put it up to the mic. Why is it so low? Oh, Apollo, you got to answer. Don't fumble.

It's Apollo. Apollo. What's up? That's Cam. This is Cam right here. Here goes Peyton right here. Apollo. Apollo, my dog. We're finally talking on the phone, man. This is Cam right here. Here goes Peyton right here. Apollo. Apollo, my dog.

We're finally talking on the phone, man. This is crazy. How are you doing? I'm good, man. I should probably let you know we are on the podcast right now, live. So say what's up to everybody. Hello, everybody. How are you? It's Apollo. Yeah. I guess.

All the, like, real, like, OGs of the podcast and, like, the real, like, ride or die fans, like, that watch every episode or any every live stream, they know who Apollo is because he's there. Apollo, when did you first, like, find out about the podcast? So, it was sometime in, like, the last year or so. But for for sure the first time i saw you live was on your birthday and that was when i was like yeah i like the vibes and and i and i and i've been a ride or die ever since yes sir my dog like every time like i see your name like pop up in a live stream like i'll be getting hyped because it's like it's like a comfortability because like he's been there before like the stuff really like blew up and stuff and it's and like everybody knows who he is bro my mom is a fan of you i just want to let you know that you know i love it like honestly i i wanna i wanna meet your mom in person one day because you know it's all about the good vibes and and honestly like like for real

your your energy is is like like good for me and sometimes i'll be like yo i'm not feeling it right now and then like you're live and like i just feel better honestly damn man that means a lot thank you for saying that um yeah it's crazy like it's just literally just me being weird and like hey and the thing is like because i'm a weird individual everybody knows that but like whenever i'm being weird on live or i'm like he'll know like oh he's about to start sweating or like a panic attack like he knows so it's like a comfortability yeah no he'd be cracking me up too on live like you can see it on your face i'm like oh he's stressed you know i always got the jokes yeah no he'd be cracking me up too hey apollo in the last i'd say in the last uh let's see maybe like five or six episodes or it just it doesn't even matter really timeline

but what's one of the funniest things that's happened that you just you just love your favorite podcast moment 100 i'm trying to be in the sauce oh no okay thank you have you ever tried them absolutely not yeah that's my dog he said not only a no he said absolutely not yeah okay well then it to me it sounds like you're going to have to just go ahead and bite the bullet. You're going to have to try him and see the pain that he went through because as a day one fam connected to the podcast, I don't know, you might have to suffer just as Peyton did for that one. Hey, Apollo, this is what –

I could do that if I might record myself, I guess. Oh, 100%. Yeah, this is – this is what I want to do, Apollo. I know you live in Maryland, right? Yes, sir. So if you're ever in Texas. Shout out DMV. Yeah, facts.

If you're ever in Texas in the Dallas area, this is what I want to do. If you're ever here, I want to bring you to the studio and actually have you on the podcast. Have to. And we'll hook you up with some merch and all that stuff and all the good stuff. We just want you to see the studio, and then I'll have Mama Harden come up here and say what's up. She loves you. Honestly, I would love that. That would really mean a whole lot to me.

And by the way, again again my birthday message that you sent me like i was home like i told my i called my best friend i was like oh i told you my man payton looked out for me on my birthday and like i really appreciate it of course man like i had it marked down in my calendar and i was like i gotta i gotta remember to send apollo a video message day one of course man you don't need gotta thank me for none of that man because your family, you're a part of you should know we love you

and we appreciate you, man. I love you too, bro. Honestly. Yes, sir. Well, we're going to get to recording the rest of this podcast. It was nice to finally talk to you on the phone.

Appreciate you answering. All right, bro. I hope you have a good rest of your day, man. Yep. Keep being you, Apollo. Y'all be good. All right, bro. Yes, sir. You too, bro.

All right. What a guy. What a guy, bro. Shout out to you. Bro, I got goosebumps. That was nice that he said that. Apollo's dope, bro. Yeah, man.

Always has been, always will be. Apollo's dope. Yeah. Damn. See, that's what I kind of talked about in the intro is like, I didn't think the podcast would like touch people like it helps people out and so when he said how you how you were telling me like it's weird because it'd be different if our like niche niche however you want

to say if our niche was like you know supporting messages motivational stuff yeah keep going which i'm not saying like by no means take don't take it as like oh we don't do that like we don't want like we love to do that through what we do exactly but like that's not necessarily the exact intent but for so many people to reach out and be like you know like that you know i was having a horrible day and i just i put my airpods in and watch the podcast on my lunch break and just flip my day around it's like it's like wow it's like insane thank you it's like that's crazy like we're really up here just telling crazy stories that we share together and experience and like ends up being that so it's just it just goes to show like whatever you do give it, give it your all. Like, give it your all, enjoy it, and take it for what it's worth.

Like, you are where you're at for a reason. Simply put. Like, if you think your job is pointless, it's not. You're there for a purpose. You're there for a reason. Do that job. Even if you think it's pointless, it's best to your ability, as best as you can.

And, I i mean that's just that's what it is so yeah so shout out to all you guys watching we love you and uh we're gonna get back into the funnies real quick we just have to get it are you what's going on um good old good old lives calling oh you can call her on the pod no no um here this is the last topic here and this is me coming like confessing something like it's i have a bad thing about lying to people and it's not intentional it's just like when i'm put on the spot wow it's when i'm put on the spot and somebody asked me a question i i'm not good with that like spontaneous so i'll lie immediately like yeah you've seen that movie right yeah i'll be like yeah bro the ending was crazy, like that fast.

I'm so bad at it. And it happened to me the other day in the grocery store because I'm a tall individual, right? Like I'm large. And so obviously people assume like basketball as soon as they see me. And so there was a guy in the grocery store and he had a bicycle helmet on. I don't know why. He was an older gentleman. And he goes, hey, man, you you big dude where'd you hoop at and

I was like Iowa yeah I spent like three years out there and then I moved to Florida like that quick my one of my funniest moments is somebody back in uh in Juco someone said hey bro you heard that new Lil Yachty song I was like yeah I started fake singing the song. Fake singing the song. He literally goes, no, not that one. And I said, I swear to God, this is where it got even worse. Like, I'm already dead in the water. I could have ended it. I literally go, oh, no, that's just how me and What's-His-Face sings it.

Oh, doubled down on the line. I went back to my room, and I was like, I'm a loser. I was like, I'm a loser I was like I'm a loser I don't know literally like that actually happened bro like after every time I do it I literally put my head down I'm like what why did I do that like what am I what's wrong with me it's like I didn't want to say that but yeah it's like who just controlled me insane like oh that's as soon as you said that I have not thought about that in a minute. I told this story before, but one time I was walking out of the studio, and the studio was downtown, and this group of guys were here for a convention. They were all in working suits or whatever, and they came up to me,

and they were like, hey, working suits. You know, like blazers, ties, working suits. You can do anything in it. You don't have to work in it. But they had suits on, and you could tell they had, like, lanyards on. You could tell they were here for a convention or something. And they stopped me, and they're like, down the street, they stopped me, and they go, hey, we're not from around here.

We're just looking for a drink. What's the closest bar to here? And I'm like, yeah, if you go down this street, and you take this right and your next left, there should be some bars right there. God knows where I see them. Okay, that one with directions, and it's so bad,

because why don't we just be honest and be like, you know what, man? I don't really know. I think it's a quicker interaction, and it's truthful. I don't want to let them down. Yeah, I feel that. It's a sense of, like, your fate is in my hands.

Yeah, that happens all the time. Hey, do you know where so-and-so's office is? Oh, yeah, it's right at the end of the hall, hanging left. That could be the bathroom. That could be an emergency exit. But by the time they get there and they come back to you, you're gone. I'm gone. I literally pitter-patter out of there.

I feel like we're not the only people that do this. If you do this, leave a comment saying you do it too because I don't want to feel alone in this. Yeah, that's insane. We have to touch that the third one because i have something that oh pisses me off did we not talk about that no damn where's my mind been um all over the place i don't know if this is just me but i got a lot of not just you it's not just you i got a lot i'm passionate about this one go i got a lot of phone my voice cracked in it i didn't hear it oh i got a lot of passionate about this one. Go. I got a lot of phone my voice cracked in it

I got a lot of I Got a lot of phone pet peeves like stuff that people do when I'm on the phone that just irk me to my core like down Past the mall. Okay, that's okay. I thought you were going somewhere else with that. No, no, no like the weekend We're gonna whatever. whatever yeah but there's something that you do every time i'm on the phone with you and it just pisses me off that too i forgot about that literally i'll be talking to cam on the phone like facetiming him and whenever you're on facetime this is a visual experience i could regular call you if i wasn't trying to see your

face i'll be facetiming cam and he'll literally literally just go have me in a spin cycle I'm like cam I'm getting dizzy stop and he's like oh bro I'm sorry three seconds goes by keeps doing it but the main thing that you do whenever I'm on the phone with you that irks me is you do like if I'm regular calling you you will not tell me if there's somebody in the room or if i'm on speaker or not cam you don't know what i'm about to say like i'll literally be like hey cam what's up and like saying something like just joking around stuff like being loud like saying weird stuff that i just you know my weird you remember we used to have that code we used to have a code someone else told me about it and i adopted it

and used it with we did have a code basically if someone was in the room and you didn't want to make it awkward and like to where like hold on don't say anything so-and-so's in the room yeah that's where you don't have to say that you immediately when you answer the phone you just say uh it was like hey did you see this uh did you see the score to the game last night and we just said oh yeah yeah something to do the game was like did you see that game last night yeah and then you immediately just be like oh yeah it was crazy but then you know you know not to say that bro but you would like i would call you and like facetime you and be like what's up you big head basslet and then you would literally go i'm like hey my mom yeah you're like say what's up to my mom and i'd be like

okay like what the hell and you literally your mom would be like like just staring i'll be like cam what the hell okay hold on before you go there nope my last pet peeve whenever i'm on the phone is whenever i'm regular calling somebody and there's bad reception and they're trying to fight through the bad reception hang up and try again later god my mom bless her heart it's like i don't want to hear it she will i'm like hey just stop just stop okay back in in arkansas right there was a strip about a mile and a half on the way home that simply phone didn't work don't know what it was i'm still under attack by the way so my mom there's a strip back in arkansas it was like a mile mile and a half long phones

just simply didn't work don't know why don't care didn't ask questions so it'd be often times where we'd be in a car like i'd be coming back from practice going home to live all that stuff and my mom knew like i wasn't in practice she could call me real quick just check up talk right so every single time every single time we'd be driving i'd hit that spot and i would tell her hey i'm about to go through the microwave zone and you remember the microwave zone and you and me would just be like all right bet call me to the house click done anyone else all right all right yeah just call me later click my mom every single time i'd go hey i'm going to the microwave zone i won't be able to hear y'all just call you back she's like no it's fine I'm like all right yeah I can't hear you

you still I go mom I told you it's not gonna work she goes I can't hear you I just I don't know if you're talking or not so many times I would literally be like this I'd be like I couldn't do it oh my god she would do it every time oh but my number one phone pet peeve if apple tells me my music is a little too loud oh one more time oh don't find the developer who signed their name to pass that into existence, and I will beat you with my bare hands. My ears, my car, my music. Do not tell me it is too loud.

Don't ever do it again. Every single time I get in the car, your music's too loud. Your music's too loud. What's the exact words? Your volume's too loud your music's too loud or what what's the exact words your uh your volume it should turn down or something oh my god that's mine it's unbelievable do not tell me what i should do with my ohos oh is that eyes or ears oh oh that is spanish it's like eyes oh i was about to say i thought it was eight oh ohes is also people that don't know how to end the call they're people that keep trying to drag

on the phone i'm semi it's annoying when it happens to me but then i do it to other people and don't realize it and i go oh that was 30 that was 35 minutes so you're trying to leave yeah sorry so i apologize for that if you got people in your life that do that um make them apologize to you too but since the last ones was eh last week's rather sorry wait last week's was last week what trying to spice it up a little bit your boy's gonna try something again camp i can't keep doing this i can't keep doing last week was the seaweed right so this week you know last week i said hey there's no meat and everything there's meat this week it's in a package again cam stop giving me packaged meat this one is a lot more universal a lot more universal is it something i've had before

no that's why i got it i remember you saying you haven't unless you've had it recently but you haven't had it and i was gonna okay please god no cam whatever you're about to pull out of your you're gonna eat it no matter what it is it's it is it's it's in almost every average household you just haven't had it and you probably think it's gross but you're gonna try it right here there's packaged meat on your lower back right now i do not want you're gonna it. It sounds like it's in foil. It's not. No, it's not. What is this?

He's going to eat, and y'all are going to be like, oh, I have this every day for lunch. Good for you if you like it. But some people like Vienna sausage. Some don't. He's going to eat tuna. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I will walk out of this podcasting studio tuna

okay i don't know what i don't even know what to say it looks flat there's stuff in there it's pretty it's tuna is tuna fish yes there's it's fish in a bag. So you're basically, it's fish in a bag, no draining. So there's going to be some liquid too. I can't keep doing this. I just got slapped with a tuna pack. I can't keep doing this, Cam. We have to take a break from doing this food stuff for a while. It is, it's open.

Oh, it's pushing out the top I Can't I can't keep living like this cam we got to do a smell test first oh Cam oh That what I smell coming this direction in my nasal cavity cam oh No Oh no, Cam! You have to. You have to. What is the inside? You have to. You have to.

Look at the inside. You have to. Just go for it. Do you want a fork? Look at the inside of this. Do you want a fork? No. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Eating the tuna. You're going to pick it up like it's a quarter? Get a fork. Honestly, that's low-key my bad too. I didn't, I mean, they don't, I can't just be like, all right, give me a fork with that. Bro, look at the inside of this.

I guess you're going to have to. Look at that. I guess you're going to have to. Damn, it smells so bad. Just go for it. It's not that bad. How is this? Okay.

You know how they have. Hold on. You know how they have like the tuna. It's like urban garlic and ranch and buffalo. Like all the same brands. Starkist. Yes. Starkist brand.

And they have all those flavors. I was like, let me get flavor one. Like, it'll be good. I was like, no, no. He needs it in the purest natural form, even it's clearly not it's in a bag is this fda approved yeah it's good go for it bro it looks like somebody just go for it i'm looking at intestines in a sack right now like a what would you even call that i don't know how what the terminology is for chew like a scoop of chew. His hand is shaking.

Go for it. Ready? I can't get a good grip. Traditional countdown. Ready? Three. Look at the excess on my face. Three. This is so gross.

Two. One. Go. It's on your shirt. It's on your shirt. It's on me. It's on my body. It's all over your hand.

I can't get. Bring the trash can again. No. Bring this with Cam. Just go. I will spit this on the floor. Don't. Just go for it.

Chew and swallow. One bad taste will be bad, but that's it. You don't have to do more if you don't like it. Can I get it off my finger? Yeah, eat it. Swallow. Just swallow. We're right here. Hold on. Hold on. We're right here.

Hold on. Hold on. We're right here. It's sitting. Just swallow. Trash can? It's sitting in my throat. Oh, so you swallowed.

That's disgusting. It looks insane. I can't even lie. Like, it's just sitting there on your hand I can't keep It looks like little grains of rice Stop talking about it Hey It's in my mouth still

Like it's like It's in my body But it's in my mouth You have now tried Guacamole Vienna sausage Seaweed And

Tuna I can't keep doing this bit We can't keep doing this bit we can't keep doing this bit y'all like it can you give me like y'all will get it a paper towel oh they're back here let's just uh uh it's crumbling i'm gonna be throwing up at you bro it's like in my throat okay let's just get let just get him a code. Confuse the casuals.

What is it this week? TIT. No. T-I-T. No. Tuna is tasty. No. ATG.

We'll see who's real. ATG. If y'all want TIT. TIT. ATG. Apollo the Go that's that's fair too apollo everyone else do atg apollo do tit only apollo can see it but apollo the goat is the secret code of the day guys thank you so much for watching this episode of the you should know podcasters tuna all over my my my body right now um if you haven't already hit that subscribe

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