You Should Know Podcast - I WAS HIT BY A CAR! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

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You normally have very nimble slaps. That was aggressive. A bit much. Sometimes when I give you a good morning pat, you know when we wake up in the same bed? But that's on my ass. Yeah, I came with the freakiness too today. Oh, you look good. We can play.

You look good. How good? I don't want to play with you. What does it make you feel? It makes me feel warm and alive. I was about to say warm. It's more or less tantalizing. It makes me feel warm.

You feel like electric shocks. I feel a subtle rush of blood. Good morning. Hello. How are you doing? Brewed and ready. How was your week, Boss of and ready. How was your week, Bossage and Bacon?

How was your week, Bubba? My week was pretty dope. We saw the world of... Did someone just interrupt? That's the second intruder we had today. We saw the world of Barbie premiere.

We did. That was sick. Why are we lying? No, we haven't. By the time we're filming this, we haven't. We'll talk about it next week. Cam lies to y'all.

Thank you. It is now exposed that Cam is lying. I'm not about it next week. Cam lies to y'all. Thank you. It is now exposed that Cam is lying. I'm not taking it out. They're going to know how much you lie to them. Explain yourself. We don't lie to you. I started crying. We're going to the world of Barbie.

By the time you've seen this, you already went. Okay, that's what I was going to say. Honest. It's hard for you. I know. It's going to be a real hard time for you to make it to the Heavenly Games. It's going to be real hard for you. Woo!

Outside of that, I played, I had another return to the basketball scene. You don't give a fuck shit about that. You could care absolutely less

about that subject. It's alright, buddy. Let's see. There was a lot of violence in the NBA this week. Oh, we've gotten back to boring. We've gone back.

That's what we call a retraction. You don't like you. You're just rude. Yeah, you don't like me. You think I'm rude? Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice am I? Nice? Yeah. On a daily basis, I can give you a 3.5.

Okay, tell me, give me the rating of how I am with you and then how I am with literally any other person on this earth. Any other human being. You're about an eight and a half to nine. Ten is like you have to know somebody to be ten happy and nice to them. You're like an eight, eight and a half. To me, it's like a two. I don't like you.

You treat me like whatever that is on the bottom of your shoe. What's on the bottom of my shoe? There's not much. Exactly you. You treat me like not much. I the bottom of your shoe. What's on the bottom of my shoe? There's not much. Yeah. Exactly you. You treat me like not much. Yeah. So I guess I'm boring and I suck. Have you ever seen me be mean to an outsider?

Like a person? Have you ever seen me be sketchy? Like you don't trust them, but you're not openly rude. Give me a scenario where I've been sketchy. Oh, just many people. Like the approach. Not like a fan, like an interaction. But like if we're out and something happens or something, you'll be like. But you won't. You're not just like a fan like a yeah but like if we're out and something happens something you'll be like but you won't it's not you're not just like hey like you're like that's my first

with everybody it's like are you a threat it's like imminent danger i've seen you be mean to strangers no you have not to a way over the waitress at that one diner in austin texas about the bacon prize curvy Lane in Austin, Texas. After we went to the trail lights. I asked about bacon. I asked about bacon. You didn't ask. You demanded that she goes and does her job right. I did not say that.

I asked a very simple question. She didn't hear me. So I asked it again in a slightly different tone. I'm effing paying for this meal. You will do your job. If you believe that. And then you literally scooted the plate back to her. You didn't go like this.

You went. I'm suing you for defamation. You literally can't. Okay, you know what? Two out of ten. Two out of ten. You know, I have a question. Eight out of ten, Rude.

I have a question for you, Cam. Let's hear it. Why do you never ask me how my week was? Because by the time... I am four syllables into my answer, and you're like, we're back to boring. So I'm over it. How was your week?

No, I don't want you to ask me now. Then I don't want to. Okay, I want you to ask me when you genuinely care about me. Okay. That'll be on episode 413. And exactly. That's what you call a rope and pool. That's what you call strangle him.

That's what you call four square hopscotch and you're missing a foot. That's what you that's what you call strangle him that's what you call that that's what you call four square hopscotch and you're missing a foot that's what you call that that's what you call a tetherball on the third exactly i tricked you that's called wall ball and you broke your elbow that's that's like i tricked you wall ball with a broken elbow is hell that's like not fun at all exactly anything with the broken elbow sucks yeah i know about broken bones yeah i fractured my i don't i was healthy but um because you literally had no grit in your life you're like ah anything that can inflict danger no but i actually caught the basketball you went oh no that's not what happened to me oh it's from fouling it's from grabbing jerseys i didn't get called a dirty

anyway you said come here i was gonna ask you oh it shows that you're mean to me that shows that you're mean to me that shows that you're mean to me the first opportunity i give you to be me let's go down let's go down to let's let's break this down okay okay you have a son he's being i don't have a son if you had a son if i have a son he's being bullied at school okay okay what do you tell your son tell the teacher okay happens again tell the teacher again happens again if you tell the teacher. Okay. Happens again. Tell the teacher again. Happens again. If you tell the teacher one more time, if they don't do anything about it, you get your fist, right? And you point it directly in that man's muzzle. Mm-hmm. And you take everything with him.

Okay. You know? And I want his canines to be in your pinky and your pointer finger when you get home. Your pointer finger when you get home. Your pointer finger. Did you just hear how you said that? Pointer finger. You said your pointer finger. You turned into the sun.

You turned into the hypothetical sun. I said that? You said your canine pointer finger. I said that? And I'm like, here's, you said, you're a canine in point of angle. I said bingle? I didn't say bingle. Oh, your couch is so crooked now. Oh, look how crooked your couch is. There's my haunches. That's good.

No, you have to literally move that corn, that part up. Help me. This is good. No, you have to literally move that corn. That part. Help me. This is good. It's so hot in here. It is very warm in here. You really said finger. No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

Cam, Cam, literally. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. There's a reason. Am I out of breath? There's a reason I asked you that. I think something's happening to me. Something's happening. Okay. Holy shit. There's a reason I asked you that. I think something's happening to me. Something's happening.

Okay. Holy shit. There's a reason I asked you. Put your pointer down. Sorry. So, when it benefits you, if someone's rude to you, you allow your son to take care of it. So now let's fast forward that scenario 20 years in advance, and now it's you and me. You claim you've roped me into being rude yeah

but if is being rude to rudeness is that not allowed no you were being rude i'm being you want me to be saint germain no listen you want me to be saint michael i was peter francis see that's that's your victim mentality your victim blaming and your gaslighting. Oh my God! Every buzzword. Jesus Christ. Never that. Well, hello, good morning. Be careful. Bacon or sausage?

So I'm saying, you're... So much wet came out of my mouth. You're switching the scenario. You're switching the scenario. Yeah! Exactly. I'm being rude to rudeness.

You're always mean to me. Hell no! Yes you are! Victim blaming gaslighting. That's what you're doing. Victimization gaslighting bastard. You literally asked me a question because my answer didn't satisfy your earlobes. You're starting at the starting point of today. BORING!

You're starting at the starting point of today. So then I get rude to that. It goes before that. It goes before that. You're mean before that, so I'm mean here. Tell me what you were saying to me before. What? All I do is compliment your navy blue eyes and your fat ass.

My eyes aren't even navy. Yeah, it is. Honestly, I think... You win. Okay, so this is the thing about Cam. You win. Market to pay. Every time stamp I make,

every episode I'm looking, I'm like, we talk about Cam's butt a lot. Partly because he makes us talk about it. How do I make you talk about my ass? You purposefully toot that, John, before recording. We're seated for an hour. Okay, you're a liar.

You're going to have such a hard time with our Heavenly Father. He's going to literally have a Rolodex of Cam's lies. He's going to go through a whole portfolio and be like, September 18 lies october 34 lies this is what cam does oh i'm pretty sure so cam went out of town for a little bit without anybody he i think he had a meeting with somebody i don't know he has he went out of town when i mean so i'm pretty sure and i think he had a passport with him i think cam win got a b. I think Cam got ass shots. I went to Columbia. Cam couldn't sit down on the plane normally.

He had to fly back like this. He couldn't sit down. Cam was on Delta Airline like this. Thank you, bro. I'll take the Biscoff. Take the Biscoff. You got the cheddar cheese. That's exactly. Cam got a BBO.

No. No shot. Would Cam got a BBL. No. No shot. Would you get a BBL? How much money if I were to pay you to get a BBL? I'll pay for the operation, but what on top of that would you? Hell no. First class. I don't give a damn about the seat.

I'm not getting an ass lift. Why? I'm a grown man. Would you get a. Oh, never mind. We can't talk about that. Yeah. What are you doing?

Would you get lip fillers? No. That went viral. I have natural lips. I We can't talk about that. Yeah, what are you doing? Would you get lip fillers? No, I've natural lips. I don't need to do that. A lip flip? You don't have bad lips. Oh, you do got... No.

Oh, f***. Yeah, I was about to say it. You do have little lips. No, I don't. You do have little lips. There's definitely... Look, you just got self-conscious because you like them. No, look.

Not puffing them, nothing. Just look. Yeah. They're not terribly small. It's like somebody got a pink crayon and just went across a white line. Dude, I used to call them those crowns. Crowns? Yeah, yeah.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Can I tell you about a middle school experience that I have? Sure. My mom has been doing a thing where I think she misses me. Clearly. She really wanted me out of the house, and now she misses me. Now she really wants you back. That's like back then didn't want me.

Now I'm hot. You're all I'm. She's going to hate that I said that. She never wanted me to leave the house. But she's been like sending me pictures all week of just like old memories. And there's a memory that i forgot right there's a picture of me and this is swear to god this is real there's a picture of me in elementary school on a random day i dress as james naysmith i just went to school as james naysmith and i stayed in

character i remember that day now oh if you sit in character i stayed in character the whole day the whole day hey The whole day. That's getting sketchy. Hey, boys, come play my game. That stayed in character. No, I was naive. I didn't know. Yeah, you shoot in the plum basket.

That's iffy. I had a mustache. I fake mustache. I got from Party City. Was James Naismith, did he have like a getup? Did he have like a... Yeah, I put a pillow. him. You have an outfit? You know that...

He was thick? What? That boy is built like a toaster strudel. Oh, I saw him. I thought he was a guy. That boy is built like a rubber ducky. That boy had a little thing on him, yeah. There's the hip.

Hippie. Hippie. Hippie. I told y'all. And he always asks, he sends me text messages and written out contracts. Please take the hip part out when he hits. No, I do not. Your hip hurts.

You have to take a break. That was my back. That's what the break is. In the middle of the episode, when you see us take a break, it's him icing his hips. I have to take a lap around the building. He has to warm up the joints. But yeah, I dressed as James Naismith, and I got a Party City mustache, and I accidentally wore it upside down.

Swear to God, and I had a tie. It was my dad's tie and my dad's blazer, i was wearing denim like 501 boot cuts and i'd go around the hallways every day and i walk with my hands behind my back and i'd be like my name is james naysmith i created basketball and and then and did you just click your heels you said my name is i created basketball dude i don't know how i made it out. No, I have no clue. We need to get your mom and all of her resources and just study it. And just literally start from school. Like the FBI trails with the yarn.

What made him do this right here? How did James Naismith lead to a tail boy? How did tail lead to suspenders? Suspenders to Ninja Turtle. Ninja Turtle to sex mongrel and juke? But but what like I'm about to expose my dad Address update. No, that's what I'm saying. I always do a divine though. I was just creative dog Like I just wanted to be an actor and oh

They loved me. It was miss Winkler's's class that's what she made me feel the most dude it's like you went to it's like you did 13 years in one woman's class the only teacher i've ever heard you talk about miss winkler miss winkler you're still watching sweetie thanks miss winkler miss winkler she's like the epitome of it like what a teacher is supposed to be she like made you feel good in your personal life she was also hard on you and she was really smart and she was a that was my first like teacher crush sorry if that's weird if i pulled 20 of my students from this past year 19 would say that sucks yeah it's hard for you as a like for camera kinnies to garner respect you know what they sitting in low blows today I'm sorry

I'm cutting deep No it's because If you don't remember for What episode are we on? 86? You don't remember for the past 85 episodes? 87?

You don't remember the past 86 episodes? Every comment is You should lighten up on Peyton You should lighten up on Peyton So now Peyton Now the bull lead Has got a backbone

And I'm coming back Oh so it's interesting It is interesting Cause you just said And now the bull lead has got a backbone. And I'm coming back. Oh, so it's interesting. It is interesting. Because you just said that doing it back because it was done to you doesn't make it right. Oh, when did I say that? That looked like a little guppy, didn't it? You could throw that in a fishbowl and that motherfucker would start swimming dude it looks like someone did a like a whole pump of dial hand soap and it was just sitting

there you know what's the problem with me i've been finding loose like cartilage in my mouth i don't know what it is i i think you're nervous too i think so like i'll wake up in the morning i'm spitting out about 13 parts of my mouth taste buds and everything you know do you have do you have little um nubs right here i think so yeah those are my chewables yeah right there i love those things those are my anxiety pillows i bet yours are disgusting mine looks like a chewed piece of bubble gum my shit is not on it looks like brain matter mine's probably perfect rounded rounded. Looks good. Glistens. And that's why people don't like you.

I'm just kidding. I did that first. Oh, my God. You know, yeah. I'm really. Oh, oops. I'm really. Try again. I hope.

I hope. Player one. I hope we do an Austin show. I hope we do an Austin live show. Because, one, it's my hometown. It is. Five, one, two. I want to do something

really special what was that camden throwing up gang signs i've been doing i want to do something really special for the austin show and i want to find some of my old elementary school friends and bring them on stage and do a live q a with them that'd be sick so austin texas y'all gotta show up if we do a show there. Show up and show out. Yeah. Paint that. Paint that. I did not mean to say that. I did not mean to say that. I did not mean to say that.

I did not mean to say that. Oh, shit. I did not mean to say that. I'm leaving it in. Holy shit. Wow. Bro. Wow. Oh, my God.

What? It's too damn hot. No, it is steaming in here. I think it's because we got these new lights. What? You drink so aggressive. lights oh god oh shit I always enjoy laughing with you until you do that Why are you standing up? You're having a hard time with that jacket, dude That's a thick ass hoodie let me see is that your wife what are you wearing holy shit Holy shit There's so many pictures of Liv

It looks like she's either going on tour Or she died Time out What is that? Why do you have a collage Of your wife on your chest? That's actually pretty sick Holy shit

That's my baby girl Is it your birthday, Liv? Oh, no My birthday's in January Oh, my God You have a collage of your wife's On my bird chest Oh, my God

Can I have one? Not of Liv No Not of Liv You sure can Did you make that? No, no, no. She did.

It was a gift. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. That's fire. Let me see it. Show it to the audience real quick. So, audio listeners, Cam just de-hoodied, and I just see Liv's face six times. That's sick.

Wow, that's dope. Love must be right, huh? Real. Love must be nice. You just said four different things. Love must be right. Real. Nice.

Oh my god, that's fire. I do like it. It came out really good though. It's like actually really good. It's a sick shirt. That's really good. You can rub it and it doesn't just dissolve. There's a lightning behind it.

It looks like she's going on tour. Mama Liv, she just announced her own solo tour like 10 minute talks coming to us uh like a diner near near you or something like she does like the live show the day after oh that'd be fun that's fire her 10 minute set is at the after party yeah can i get the story behind this bro i you gotta ask her she just gave me that hoe it was like yesterday that's fire i wish i had endless love and somebody to give me a shirt with my with her face on it you heard it here first people make collage shirts of yourself like you're going on tour send me the po

box send a strong worded message as well with a lot of flirtatious don't do that i like that vernacular move the hoodie out of the way i like that a lot i like that a lot i like that no this is hard to live that's fire no she literally was like she's been telling me for like a month she was like uh yeah i got a surprise coming in for you it's gonna be so cool oh no yeah it must be nice to have uh endless love and laughs it was hilarious it literally came in she was just just like, all right, ready? One, two, three, look. And I, dude, it was so funny.

I had no clue. You have to put it on TikTok. She's surprised. I think she did, where she made a video. Oh, you're going to put it on TikTok? Yeah. That's sick. Speaking of being alone and sad and lonely and not having anybody that loves me.

You deserve. You know what? You deserve it. Give it to me. All of it. Give me it all. Not me. Give me everything. Not me. You deserve the world, though. You and your aggressive You deserve it. Give it to me. All of it. Give me it all. Not me. Give me everything.

Not me. You deserve the world, though. You and your aggressive slurps. You deserve it all. Hello. Good morning. You deserve good love, warm hugs. You know what?

Good hunch grabbing. How alone I am, this is what I do every night. This is my nighttime routine, right? Okay. I'm laying in my bed and I'm wearing socks, of course, because it makes me feel vulnerable if I don't have socks. It is so wet. You know when you get out of the pool and you touch air and your body instantly gets cold? That's what happened to my feet just now.

Oh. Take a weave. No. Please. Take a weave. No. Dude, the size of our feet when we have shoes on is disgusting. Hello.

It's really gross. But anyway, I'm slim like this, right? I sleep like this with my feet in front of me, right? Crossed. And every night, I'll just- You sleep like a corpse. Why? I'm like, good night. I'm like a fucking vampire. But I sleep like this every night i'll just sleep like a corpse why i'm like good night i'm like

a fucking vampire but i sleep like this every night and i do this until i fall asleep and i wake up with sore toes and i found out it's called cricket feet i got cricket feet do you have cricket feet? Fuck no. Cricket feet? Yeah, I have cricket feet. So you go... Hold on. Yeah. Show them your sock. Oh my God, the heat's going to be off of me.

Show them your sock right now. Show them your fucking sock. Oh my God, that takes down insurgents. You took down foreign insurgents with those socks on. I should not have done that. I knew I had these socks on. You stepped on an IED with those socks on i i should not have done that i i knew i had these you stepped on an ied with those i can't say that michael was in the war rfb i tripped the landmine point them up so that camera can see you oh my god yes or no in the comments right now vote who has the nastier socks

cam or payton finally i think it's cam and i'm not gonna lie bro go to patreon no mine's weak oh my god my foot stinks oh oh my god it's that forbidden so can we finally show them the toe on camera no okay no but uh yeah we definitely get demonetized we lose every ad shit bro look at that we need a foot cream company for you. That's the sponsorship we need. But that's the thing. Cam always gets on me. Cam's a projector.

He's self-conscious. That's the thing about him. We are learning more and more by the weeks, guys. Cam had a shit childhood. Cam was lonely during his childhood. He takes out every shot up when I'm speaking. Cam takes everything out on me. And now we're finding out

he's dirtier than me. His feet stink like ass. His sock looks like he went through Afghanistan. He was... He took down Osama in those socks. No. No, no, no.

And he takes out all of his indiscretions on me. Okay, rebuttal time. So, you had tails. I had friends. You didn't have friends. You didn't have friends. I didn't have friends.

No. I didn't have friends. Then why'd you friends. I didn't have friends. No. I didn't have friends. Then why'd you do WWE by yourself? Who doesn't play with themselves when they're... Hello, good morning. How you doing? Wake up. How's that coffee?

Make sure the French toast is in the oven. How are you? Hello. Who doesn't play by themselves when they're alone at the house? You made fun of me for it. No, no, no. Because you were alone everywhere. You were alone at school, outside.

That's a different, okay, how did we grow up? Let's compare how we grew up. All right, go. With certain things. Okay. Yes or no, could you, how did it go whenever you wanted to spend the night at somebody's house? Mom, can I stay the night?

What happened? Most of the time. Just take it generalized. It's pretty, if I'm being honest, I want to give a yes or no. It's pretty split. But I would say, for whatever reason, I could typically be allowed to. Okay. What was the questioning by your mom whenever you said,

can I spend the night at so-and-so's house? Who is it? Okay. That was really it. If it was someone that she didn't know, it was a no. Okay. If it was someone that she's known forever, then obviously I could go. Okay.

But I didn't stay at random people's houses. My to my rebuttal it doesn't matter who the hell it was yeah when i was a kid and i said mom can i spend the night somebody's house she goes who's that okay where do they live okay that's what i'm saying none of that had to be asked because she already knew that even if she does that's just what is who are the parents she already knows that why would she ask again what do the parents do for work she already knows that why would she ask do they have carpet or do they have concrete she already knows that why would she ask again i'm just that's what i'm saying i didn't i didn't stay at new people's houses i had my set for listening you're trying to defend yourself i'm saying my mom knows them yeah and she's still asking that exactly oh that's now we're in the same world huh

why why and she'd be like i need to meet them i need to go i was already met him And she's still asking that. Exactly. Oh, now we're in the same world, huh? Why? Why? And she'd be like, I need to meet them. I need to go. My mom's already met them. Again, you're just talking and not listening. My mom knows them. If your mom knows these people, there's no such thing as meeting them if she already knows them.

Meet with them. She needs to like, there needs to be like. She needs to have a halftime meeting. An exchange of goods. Like she has to have some barter. Yeah, she needs something in that get baked goods in return for my son's time if my son comes back missing a finger i now own your car you know what i mean like that's what my mom does my mom oh my god insurance you'll know even

something better this shows you the difference of our moms we were in a mcdonald's drive-thru one time this woman starts popping off. It's like the two things that merge to one. Is this on? Yeah. Okay. It's like the two lanes that merge to one, right?

Okay. This woman cuts us off. Okay. My mom just takes it. She just eats it, right? She's like, and I'm looking at the world. I'm like,

I go like that. And I was young. I was probably like 16. I look at her and I'm like, and the woman starts yapping, like cussing us out and everything. And I said,

like I cussed, I re-cussed at the woman. First time I've ever, like, openly cussed in front of my mom. But I thought it was acceptable. How old were you? Literally, like, 15, 16. So that's not like, of course I was cussing, sophomore, junior year. But I still had respect to not do it in front of my mom. So I do it in front of my mom, and I think it's acceptable

because I'm defending my mom, right? She gets on to me for cussing, right? So then we get in an argument. And I'm like, I swear to God she said this. I said, you know what, mom? What if that woman would have came out of, I swear to God. I go, what if that woman parks her car, gets out, comes to your window and slaps you in the face?

And my mom goes, I wouldn't do anything. And I was like, no. I was like, i was like damn it lisa i said you you wouldn't you wouldn't do something back she's like no violence is never the option it is never acceptable and i said but i'd go steal the woman's car drive it into the highway jump out come back well i think she literally said no i wouldn't do't do anything. And I was like, mom. That's crazy. And just, we had a similar situation.

My mom would drop me in Preston off to school in the morning. It was like 8 a.m. You shouldn't be mad at 8 a.m. My mom is a great woman. She's not angry. Oh, she's fantastic. But if you mess with her or mess with her kids, especially, she turns into. If you mess with her cubs, she's a mother grizzly.

They will annihilate you. So we were um we were parked in front of the school right and you know there's a lot of action going on in front of school a lot of cars going in and out i opened the door right and a car like was going fast zoom by and you went and so i went oh and she went my mom goes in front of you like screaming and i was like oh god and she literally she's going off y'all boys have a good day at school all right and it drives off i was like what the at that point i knew there was something in there i never want to find out

yo okay this has no place for the story but i have to share my mom pulled up to oklahoma for my 21st birthday i think and she came her my, my dad, and Steven and Ryan, they all made the road trip. They stopped somewhere to eat. She fell off of a curb, double-kneed onto the concrete. She fell double-kneed. She showed up to my birthday dinner limping two gashes in her jeans and blood stains on her knees.

And I said, God, I love you. And then my dad was just like yeah and that's crazy cuz there's a story about my mom just that shows the differences between your mom and my mom bro bro you know my mom is there like a savage she's an angel she's the nice oh nice this woman ever she's so warming and comforting and loving but there's that side her if you mess with her kids. Right? If you mess with her cubs, she goes, I'm talking grizzly.

Like, bro. So it comes out of nowhere. Like, it's very surprising. So I remember I remember this one day we were kids, me and my brother. My mom was walking us across the street, right? And she would always hold our hands to the point where it was breaking. Like, we'd be like, Mommy, you're hurting're hurting my hand she goes we're making it across because she got hit by a car still

my mom got struck by a moving vehicle going like 45 miles per hour lifted in the air full body cast for like two months are you oh yeah she got she got messed up bad are you dead ass yes so she's paranoid when we cross the street, still to this day. Your mom got hit by a moving car. Yeah, when she was in elementary school. Flipped in the air. Woke up in a... She was a young baby?

Yeah, she was leaving school with a backpack on. Crossing guard moved out of the way because the car was going... She got smacked up in the air. Swear to God. Worst crossing guard ever. First off, worst crossing guard ever. They were like, everybody for themselves. We need to find him and ruin him.

So she got hit by a car, lived in the air, full body cast. When she was like seven. Yeah. Little girl. Holy shit. So now, so when we were kids. I did not know that. She would hold our hands across the street very hard.

Yeah, no shit. She's like. And so even whenever a car's like rolling, if you don't come to a complete stop and we're crossing the street, she thinks you're a threat. So I remember we were crossing the street one day. We were crossing the street one day we were crossing the street one day and there was a car coming up right and it was just rolling like you could tell it was stopping for us to go but it was rolling like it didn't come to a complete cease of movement

yeah a little too much roll so my mom went like this right put her hand out to the to the car to stop robert downey jr the car went like this and kept rolling up my mom literally throws us to the sidewalk jumps on the hood of the car i've never seen my mom get that much air i was like mom get off she she mantled the car she didn't go to the driver's side and try to pull on the door it's just like let's fight she goes all right it like jumps on the hood of the car the amount of fear and embarrassment how old were you in preston i would say like eight like it was a developed memory for me oh my god she jumped on the hood of the car your mom pole vaulted onto a grown man's vehicle he was literally one hand up here one hand up here

feet on the hood and literally going talking shit to the i was like mom give me your best noise that you think came out of her yeah just the amount of fear she and then i was literally like i was in shock i was looking at her like this she turned like she was going like this what is that head movement what what is she's yelling she's yelling and she looks at us goes go inside no no so i don't know how that ended so if my if you'd ask my mom that question what would happen if she would have came in and slapped it guess homicide unit do not mess with my mom's kids we need a local we need local paramedics if you're nearest mcdonald's Hurry, hurry, hurry. Holy shit. What would your mom have done if somebody jumped on the hood of her car?

My mom would be like, oh, sweet heavens! Help! Help! Both of them. She's on my car! I love my mom, though. Yeah, our moms are both sweet. One of them just has a different side. One of them has that switch. I will end you right though. Yeah, our moms are both sweet. Oh, yeah. One of them just has a different side. One of them has that switch.

One of them has that, I will end you right now switch. Over her kids. Bro. Oh, my God. No, yeah. No, you're. Shout out to the moms of the East Channel Podcast. Shout out to the moms.

But your mom is like, you said it perfect, though, because she is extremely nurturing and loving. And every time we go, she makes food and all that stuff. Yeah. As does my mom. But your mom just will like... Bro. Strength.

Mother strength. Oh my God. Oh my God. Speaking of strength. Okay. Strength? Bear with me. Long story short.

Okay. I was looking for a password for my PC the other day. I go to my notes. You know how there's notes on the iPhonehone and then like icloud notes yeah i completely forgot about that so it shows you like every note you've ever had since i've had apple and i was like 13 oh god yes when i say bro this is like your your middle school raps okay dog there was a thing that just said instagram captions please tell me you have them i have it right here oh yes no! No no no no.

Oh no. Oh no. You. I don't even know. I know how bad you suck at captions now. I want you to take a miraculous guess on what these are going to sound like. Probably some rap lyrics. Probably.

Okay. Insta-captions. This is it right here. There's only three by the way. Just big and bold. Such bold font. Insta captions. First one.

Your pursuit for strength could lead to your demise. What army am I leading into battle? This was from 2017. No. I was one year out of high school. Who? What picture do I have of myself? slid that and listed that response? I want to know what that caption was for.

What picture? What was your post, dog? Yeah, it's like, was I holding a blade? Were you doing a campaign for Nike? What is that? Who are you inspiring? The worst part is the other two are par with them. They're right there with them.

The second one. The second one has the author. It's from Maya Angelou. The second one says, I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it. What was I going through? What happened to you? What have you gone through ever? What, you fail math or something?

That's what I'm saying. Bro, what? You missed a first round? I get mad that I got redshirted? I was like, what is happening? Coach didn't start me this game. Yeah, I won't be reduced by it. Third and final.

Holy shit. This one is, it's weird, bro. Oh, God. These are weird as shit. Okay. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths. What end? What end?

I'm 18! What end? You were 18? It was 2017. Oh? It was 2017. It was 2017. You had pubic hair. You're a grown-ass man. I thought I was going to be an author, apparently.

I thought I was directing a film. The fact you could go defend this country's freedom, and that's what you were writing. No, you were leading the platoon. That's what you were trying to do. You were trying to enlist to be the captain. That's what I'm saying. You were trying to go take down insurgents. That's what I'm saying. You were trying to go

take down insurgents. I literally just got back from like Kuwait and I wrote these down in my notes. Like, who did I think I was? You definitely like went to, you know those,

What era was I in? You know those like inspirational posters that are on every history teacher's wall? That literally, that's what it sounds like. That's what you got there, bro.

Bro. Bro, who are you inspiring? Your 600 followers at the time? Yeah. Like, not even. What am I, it's like I'm literally like trying to grow a platoon of soldiers. Can't watch two Ted talks, start anarchy.

Like can't watch two Ted talks in a 30 for 30. And he was like, yeah, I got it. He was like, that's going on Instagram right there. Like, what are you talking about?

Dog, bro. And they're so big. Why are they all in the title? Yeah. It's like, were you 18 or 90 and you couldn't read the big text bro i don't know what the hell i'm telling you cam was a loser

like me bro i might have been you were a loser i might have been bro that's so bad can't watch one phil knight documentary and i was like yeah i got it dude you are you're trying to write campaigns for nike in your Instagram captions. I just don't understand that. What was I going through? You were the kid at halftime being like, guys, Coach is right. We need to buy in. Whenever you're doing

conditioning and the big misses it, you're like, come on, Gerald. Come on, man. We were making all of us run. Dude, that's it. Make it do us again, coach. We'll do it again. We got to complete it as a team.

You're in a huddle. Cooper, run with him. Come on. We'll do it together. When you're in a huddle and your coach is saying something. I was a loser. Your coach is saying something and two people are talking in the back and you're like, guys, listen to coach. Yeah, I'm like, dude, don't talk when he's giving us direction.

I was a fucking loser. like two people are talking in the back and you're like, guys, listen to coach. I'm like, dude, don't talk when he's giving us direction. I was a fucking loser. Oh, you brought your coach lunch for sure. You brought it to the coaching office. Oh my God. You definitely asked your teachers like after summer break, be like,

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That's tryfume.com. Now what? To the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Holy shit, bro. You're a loser. Bringing our Juco coach lunch. Could you imagine his reaction?

I don't want that shit. You trying to poison me. You trying to kiss me or something? You think I move like that? I ain't sucking nothing. That's it. You're off the team. Send your ass home. Oh, my God.

He would keep it until practice. We'd all get there. He goes, I want y'all to look at what this is. Look what Cam P. Cam P. Kennedy brought me a sack nasty. And he thinks his ass is going to play some more. He said, this is what i think get the free those gonna get your ass off the bitch oh my god he would have killed you

holy shit that's funny it is so hot i i have my first memory with live involves our coach not our first memory but my first like oh my like canon event with live resembles our came from our coach the one out in the hallway we were doing the ad the ad fundraiser reader and then she popped up on the stairwell and he said that rude comment about her when she was being flirtatious with another young man and no i don't remember that oh i do no i remember we were we were jesus We were doing a shoot-around, a walk-through, before an away game. And we were wearing denim jeans. I think I was wearing Sperry's.

I think I had slides on. Yes. And so you walk through. You do half speed of the sets and the schemes for this team. I don't play. Why am I doing the walk-through? Why am I using here? So he why am i doing the walkthrough so he had me going to walk through with like darn that like starters so i was like oh i'm about to get

some burn but i was doing a walkthrough because i'm in denim and sparrows and a backpack on it a puma backpack on i remember because they didn't have the funds to give us a real backpack and i remember i was going through and i was coming off i was coming off like a pin down screen like wrap around i'm supposed to come off and shoot it. And I did like half speed and I just shot it, whatever. And I missed. And he goes, and that's why your ass don't play. And Liv and her friends were in the stands watching. And I, like those are our friends.

I had no like, I didn't care that they were there. That's still strange though when you think about it. That they were there? Why do we have spectators for a walk? There's nothing else to do at that campus. That's very true. And so they were there and like we hang out with them every day like so i'm i'm i'm comfortable around them i'm not trying to impress any of them yeah and so i just shoot on whatever and just because them bitches and stuff

you trying to look cool them bitches don't want you i said i was like i looked at them and i was like what and then he's like they think they care about you you ain't get no burn you can't make a shot i was like all right bro he said you might be able to lay him down but you can't lay it up i miss that guy bro half half half to see him again he's relocated now he's at the rival school. Color. Yeah. Be careful.

Rival. We always had a thing with them. We'd blow them out, but we always had a thing with them. It's because they were just... That is like AAU basketball at scholarship level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is low-key would be fun to play for until you realize you're probably going to go like 7-21 on the year. You're never going to go above 500 like that.

They actually won. I know, I saw. The whole thing recently. I think they got a new coach. Oh, shit, yeah. But I want to really get our coach on a Patreon. Dude, I would... You know he would never do it.

Ever. You don't think so? If it looked like this, he would never do it. If it was literally, Coach, can we interview you? Put it on a thing where only a select few will look at it and it was straight up off a phone. You didn't care about lighting something? You don't think he would do this i think he would no if i if i paid him he wouldn't even take your money yes he would yes he would yes he would he's

got that beamer in the garage he said that's for sunday strolls you know nothing about that yo whoever sits passengers gotta wash the got to wash them windows. You get them damn peanuts and Coke. This man would buy us sausage muffins. Think about that. To go work for nine hours straight. Sausage biscuits, not muffins. Sausage biscuits. The $1 sausage biscuits from McDonald's.

I don't even think are mass-made anymore. I don't think you can order that. It was $1. Biscuit, sausage, no cheese, no egg, nothing. The driest thing on the menu. And he wouldn't get us drinks. Yeah. He would buy a sack of 30,

say, everybody get two. There's apricots and jellies in the next bag. And then I'd be like, coach, I'm thirsty. He said, man, swallow your spit!

He started driving the van, bro. Remember? Oh, my God. When we would win a game, like an away game, and you could tell he was a little happier than usual. Like, he was happy. And he would take us to, like, Wendy's. He would literally, he would be like, you got a $12 budget.

And he would go up to the counter and listen to everybody's order, and he would always get mad at Cam. Bro, his Cam would try to customize the shit. He said, why can't you just get a damn combo like everybody else? And I said, you said we have $10. I want three McChickens and a large fry. That's only $7.50. You stupid motherfucker.

We're not doing that shit. See, that's why that's your problem. You never just act. You're always trying to think and calculate shit. You never just do. He's like, that's why people don't get us. Yeah, he said, that's why you don't rebound the ball. I said, I'm getting the fucking spicy chicken.

I have so many stories about that. Oh, my God. Do you remember? Oh, no. It was the year you were gone. It was the year you were gone. What happened? Basically, long story short, the same school we were talking about at first.

We won there. We leave, go to their McDonald's. And there's this girl, she's probably like 18, bro. Like young. She's waiting in the line. Sorry, I burped. She's waiting in the line. And he comes up, and all he does is ask her, are you in the line?

And for whatever reason, she turns around with hella attitude. And she's like, yes, I'm in the line, da-da-da-da-da. And he goes, ain't nobody talking to you like that, you ranching, rassing bitch, and whatever starts going off on him. What happened? I didn't hit you that hard. Whatever starts going off on it. Ah! Ah! What happened? Ah! I didn't hit you that hard.

No, you did. Nerve damage. What? Nerve damage. Nerve damage? Yeah. What happened? I didn't hit you that hard.

No, I know, but you hit the spot. The spot? Your toe? No, I have nerve damage in my left foot now. You don't. When I dropped that knife and it stabbed through my shoe and sock. I swear to God, dude, when you hit a spot on my foot. You stabbed your foot? I dropped the knife off the counter and it went through my shoe.

Where is your home ec skills in the Kennedy household? It was a true accident. It was kind of crazy, but... How do you drop a knife if you press hard right there it's no don't do it i thought you said if you do it i was telling you why oh so wait give me the story about your toes and your foot damage i was cutting pineapple and i moved my i moved the content i swear to god bro i want the story i was cutting pineapple yeah i moved the container and knocked the knife off I literally grabbed the counter and tried to jump up.

I missed the time. Timed it horribly. The knife literally went through my shoe, through the sock, into my foot. Fell out. There's no way. Her mom and stepdad came up the same day. I had to put liquid glue over it. Bro, there's still a mark.

But now, I thought I was going to be messed up forever. Because if I push that spot and I go like this, it's like nerve damage. You're a dramatic son of a bitch. No, it is not. No, it is not. Have I ever told you about it? No. Exactly.

If I was dumb dramatic, I'd be like, dude, I almost lost my foot. You're saying that now. Because you struck gold. You hit it right on the nerve. It hurts. I have one bad spot on that foot and you hit it perfectly. Excuse me if I'm not allowed to feel pain. You don't have nerve damage. God, your feet have been through Afghanistan. Your feet are so gross. Holy shit. Oh, show them.

I swear to God. I don't know what that is. Kim has literally like, you know, whenever you wipe your butt and you get some excess, like you have a little swamp ass, so you get a little roly polies on there. What? What? Your ass doesn't go, like, take a couple bites? You wipe your ass. Yeah. And you get non-poop? I got a question a couple bites You wipe your ass

Yeah And you get Non-poo I got a question for you How you wipe your butt Oh no You put a finger What

Like really clean the hole Not in Okay Just like on the brim This is supposed to You go like this To end this I don't know if y'all can see that

That's a nasty talent That's a gross You have the lower body Of like a 40-year-old dad. No, I don't. My legs are nice. From like knee down. No, from like calf down. My calves are nice.

Don't play with his body. You do have a spot there. I don't want to look at your feet. Your feet literally are long. You have long toes. I just told you. When we see our size feet outside the shoes, it's nasty. No, it's just like your toes are like fingers.

Like, this is your foot right here. Like, my toes go like this. No. Your toes are... No. Hell no. Hell. Your toes creep me out.

No, they don't. What's wrong with my feet? Don't you do it. Hey, somebody with a fetish is having a great time right now. What's wrong with my feet? Bro, first off, holy shit. Clip your toenails. I can't.

Clip. Oh, it's literally curving the toe. Oh, my God, it's curving the toe. Show them. Oh, my God! Three in a row. Through the three middle ones. Your feet are so smooth.

It's like you've never walked out. It's like a little helmet on my toes. Yeah, but your pinky is like having a field day. He's just by himself. It's like you've never walked out. It's like a little helmet on my toes. Yeah, but your pinky's like having a field day. He's just by himself. He's like this. Hell no. I sell feet pics for $500. Dude, look at your toenails, though.

Like, for real. Why is there black in my big toe? Exactly. Yeah. Bro, your toes are equally. Why do you only shave the big one? I don't shave any of my toes. I've never shaved my toe in my life.

Okay, well, that one has... That's the same toes since adolescence. God, that has like... I'll give you $500 right now if you give me my foot a hug and a little massage. Please, $500. Right now. Come on. You already touched it.

The barrier's broken. Come on. No. Grab it. Go like this. This is what they do in the nail shops. It feels good. No, it doesn't.

Oh, my God. No, I can't. That's disgusting. This is what they do in the nail shops. It feels good. No, it doesn't. Oh, my God. No, I can't. That's disgusting. Bro, and his nails are yellow. His toenails are rotten. They are yellow. I don't want to hear shit about my feet. I have one bit.

What the hell was that? You're a nazi. I have a talented tongue. You have a thick tongue. You're welcome.i. I have a talented tongue. You have a thick tongue. You're welcome. Hello. Good morning. You have landscape tongue.

Everyone else's tongue is in portrait. Yours is in landscape. Mine is a 16 by 9 wide screen. You have a wide screen tongue. But I have a question for you. I went to the grocery store for the first time in a year. Because I haven't bought groceries in a year. I went to buy groceries because I was looking for snacks.

So I originally wanted to buy groceries. But I have a question about you and your grocery shopping. When you go grocery shopping, do you like congratulate the groceries? Swear to God. Do I congratulate? Congratulate. Yeah. Inadvertent objects that I have to spend my money on that I'm going to eat.

No, you congratulate like you got picked. Like congrats. Like you're going home like you got picked. Like, congrats. Like, you're going home with Peyton now. What sick, twisted dimension are you from? No, like, I buy a lot of water jugs, right? I'm always carrying a water jug. And so I'm in Target, like, every day. So I grab the water

jug and I say, congrats. Because think about how many water jugs there are in the world. You're going home with me you think they can hear you i just think they they are aware you're from the shadow realm you are from a you're not from earth i have a big intrusive thought to pee right now like on the carpet payton i don't even think you're hearing me clear enough if you pissed on this carpet right now not only would i walk out this exact second i would not be here next up you wouldn't you would

you'd quit and oh no no love my job love you love everything about it if this carpet stays it would literally be you know i'd give you an ultimatum remove the carpet or remove cam and you get to pick every day i don't think you would do that okay i think you would not compromise your job for this carpet if you pissed urine and knowing your urine it would be dark brown did you ever do the scoot your ass thing on the carpet as a kid like a dog like a dog did i ever scoot my sphincter on rug like a pet like an animal i think i used to have never mind dude you're an animal you are an animal you're not okay You're an... Okay. You're an animal. What is the... Speaking of animals, what's the animal in this world

that you fear the least? Fish. Animal. Fish. Don't start. Don't. You're starting and I'm not. A fish is an animal.

No, it's not. I'm talking about an animal animal. Like a real animal. Fish! Fish, fish! Fish! No, you're not... Fish is an animal. You're being hard-headed. I'm talking about an animal animal, like a real animal. Fish! Fish, fish! Fish! Fish is an animal. No, you're being hard-headed. That's like saying like an ant. That's not an animal. Fish aren't animals. That's a sea creature. What? It's a sea creature. A fish is an animal.

You can't go to the zoo and see a fish. They don't have zoo fishes. There's actually so many fishes. There's fish zoos you go to a fish zoo no oh there's so many fish that they have their own fucking attraction called an aquarium no they don't no that's different that's like sharks and shit those are animals yes no no that's why they have different names sharks and fish Okay, why are you being political? I'm talking about an animal like a monkey zebra tiger bear, okay? You asked me a question, and I gave you an answer wrong answer right no a that's a scientific answer correct answer That's like saying a mammal. I'm talking about animals not mammals

Are animals mammals are mammals sea fish you just ended yourself okay how if you would have said mammal okay i would have gave you different answer fish mammals you said animal animal that's not a fish fish is an animal no thing i'm talking about something with paws is an animal dog and fur that's an animal paws and fur animal is a lizard an fur, that's an animal. Paws and fur, animal. Is a lizard an animal? No. It's an insect. No, it's a rodent. No, it's a lizard.

No, what's the thing if it's called? A reptile. It's not an animal. What are reptiles? Reptiles. So reptiles. What's a human? Are we animals?

Oh, are we animals? Because we're humans? Exactly, it's a mammal. It's not an animal. Which is an animal. So we're animals. Animals. Are we animals?

Mammals. Okay. Reptiles. Reptiles. Fit. Okay an animal. Which is an animal. So we're animals. Animals? Are we animals? Mammals? Okay. Reptiles? Fit? Like- Okay, that's what I'm saying. Animal! Listen.

Animal! Listen, you can't do this and do this at the same time. Colors! Seasonal colors. Be careful. Dull colors. No! Okay, you said humans are mammals, right?

I can't do this. I can't do this. Listen. Listen to my explanation. Just get into my brain for a second. I don't want to get in your brain. That is a sick Lonely cold

Slimy place It's just doors Never ending doors I got a candle And I've got a Spoon I live in a hallway With no doors

And no room With no windows And I will find A touch of concrete Living in a doorway Without a sound Let's go start a day No Let's go! Stop! No! Kind of like pee.

How is it? It looks like liquid gold. It's just like sitting there. So is my pee. Clean it. Do you ever get disgusted by your own pee? Clean it. Clean it. Animals. M get disgusted by your own pee? Clean it. Clean it. Animals. Mammals.

Right? Bro. Listen, I'm taking your own thing. You said humans are mammals. Yes or no? And then you said mammals are animals. Correct. We're not an animal.

You might think I am. I'm not. You are. I'm an animal? Oh, be careful. What animal? Human being. Holy shit, you're wrong. I won. Holy shit, you're wrong and I being. Holy shit, you're wrong.

I won. Holy shit, you're wrong and I won. I won and you're wrong. Explain it. I won. Comments. I won. Explain it.

You explain it. How am I an animal? Animals. Mammals. They can't hear you. Laptop. Animals is the overarching thing. Animals. So we're all animals. Animals is the overarching thing.

Animals. So we're all animals. What are we? Humans. Hello. Human beings. Human. Human beings. We're humans.

A fish is an animal. No, it's not. What is it? I'm talking about something that doesn't have like... Animal. When I think of animal, I think of something with paws and fur and teeth. That's not. What is it? I'm talking about something that doesn't have like... Animal. When I think of animal, I think of something with paws and fur and teeth. That's you. No.

You asked me. Yeah. What animal am I least afraid of? But you called me an animal. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You just said I'm an animal. You brought human beings into it.

Why are you screaming at me? Because your stupidity. Fish. All right. Not animals. I'm talking about animals. What are they? Animal animals.

I don't care. I'm talking about animal animals. I don't care. Animal animals. I'm talking about car cars I don't care I'm talking about animal animals I don't care Animal animals I'm talking about car cars It's not a Mitsubishi It's a car car But you understand

Your argument is flawed Because you called me an animal That's like I'm not an animal Vehicles Say I'm not an animal Vehicles Cars

Cars Trains Yes Bubba Keep going Planes Plane Bubba Yes Keep working

Humans Work more Mammals. Not animals. Different dichotomy. Different chart. You literally just said humans. Mammals.

Nothing. Left turn. Do you not understand? Okay. Don't talk to me like I'm little. Okay. Don't talk to me like that. All I want to know.

Respect me. All I want to know. What is a fish? If it's not an animal. A fish. What is a fish? That is a circular to know what is a fish if it's not an animal a fish what is a fish that is a circular definition yes a fish that's not a real thing what is the definition of a fish what is it i don't know aquatic aquatic what aquatic what aquatic creatures no but you're not understanding you're trying to go you're trying to go science class you're trying to do science class i'm trying to have fun science class i answered your fucking

question and then you guys told me i was wrong because you ruined your own argument when you said i'm an animal i'm not i'm a human being so you're saying you and my dog are the same you're saying you're the same as a koopa chupacabra you're saying you're the same as a small elephant in the nigerian forest you're saying you're the same as a small elephant in the Nigerian forest. You're saying you're the same as a leopard. You're not a leopard. You're a white man from Dallas. You're not a leopard. I'm trying to tell you something.

And you're in your own argument. You understand that, don't you? All right. Well, you're wrong. I don't know. I just, I don't know. I don't know. You don't know a lot. I don't know what, no, no, no. I don't know. I just, I don't know. I don't know. You don't know a lot.

I don't know what, no, no, no. I don't know what to do to help. Kiss me. No, that won't help. It will help me. Do you have nerve damage? No. Okay.

Let's see if your key card works in the morning. I think it's time to help some people in the world. Oh, so you mean it's time for... Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P!

Dr. P. Dr. P, we... Piranha, the lovely Piranha, created a channel in the Discord. Y'all be going crazy. Join the Discord in the description below Y'all be going crazy. Join the Discord in the description below, and we will help you. Cam, find me something. We are going to pick.

Secretary Cam, find me something toxic. Yes, sir. Oh, toxic something. Toxic. I want to help someone who's toxic. You want toxic. But I want them to be toxic. I don't want them being like, oh, this person's being toxic, because I'll just say leave them. All right.

All right. Woo! So let's see what we got. Dr. P here to help somebody. Sir Piranha did indeed make the channel, sir i've scrolled through okay i've picked a random okay i'm not gonna say the name okay but our discord members could obviously find it so but for everyone else someone protect your privacy here we go straight into it sorry are you ready i don't ask me if i'm ready don't strike me sorry so this is a male got you so i like this girl who are they addressing it to

they didn't say you fix that you're right lord dear dr p hello so i like this girl a lot oh dot dot dot and it sucks because she has a boyfriend dot Dot, dot, dot. Yes. Who I helped her get with last year. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, wait. He helped her. Who I helped her get with last year when I was with someone else. Oh, this guy is sick.

However. No. Me and that person have since broken up. Oh, no. And I've started to really, really like this girl yes dr p what should i do oh i love you first of all that's the right amount of toxicity and dr p that i love this let's break this story down let's break it down he has he had a girlfriend right had a girlfriend and then he had a friend a year ago time then he had a friend that was a girl friend that didn't say he was a friend

but if he didn't say she was a friend but he hooked her up with a guy i'm just saying never completely stated they were friends but if you use your brain that's why you're a secretary that's true you're the greatest so he had a girlfriend he was dating somebody and he had a girlfriend like committed in relationship hooked girl hooked his friend up with this girl yeah okay so you hooked the guy up you didn't hook the girl up it's not like you hook the girl christ yeah and it sucks because she has a boyfriend who i helped her get with so you helped her helped her so he helped this girl that he didn't like with another guy broke up with his girlfriend and began to get feelings for the girl that he helped yeah you are a sick bastard and he doubled down and said a lot and he said i really really like this girl oh my god yikes what are we thinking what are we thinking doc what are we thinking pelvis is

working sir moving the kegel exercises are coming through i'm not doing kegel blood blood's rushing down there for you maybe well i'm getting warm good morning oh oh there's spit on the mic there is spit on the mic oh that was spit on the mic. Oh, that was impressive handwork. This is what I say. Plant the seeds. Oh, my God. Plant the seeds. Oh, not this.

Okay. Oh, my God. I heard plant the seed. I was like, yikes. I was like, golly. That, too, if it gets there. No. But I'm saying, look, you're a sick guy.

You have to embrace the fact that you are a sicko he's a nasty mate you're a nasty nasty man you're gross blood you don't you hooked them up together correct so you know a lot of information about prior to that knows her selling points probably knows her past yes knows what she's good and so not good at. So you can do two things. You can go promiscuous with it and shy. That's all Tom Woods. And you can be promiscuous and shy and just plant the seeds, right? And just a little hint here, a little hint there that I've taught you in previous episodes. Or you can go full out Trojan horse.

You can go to the guy. Go to the guy and be like, I know a lot about this girl that's sick and that is that is tricky waters and i don't really advocate for that but i can already tell you're a sick guy and you will do it that is nazar you can be like hey bro i know i hooked y'all up but let me be honest i did you wrong bro i did you wrong he'll be like what you mean she's done this that the third this she's done that And she said this about you bro And honestly She's texting me right now

And you make text You go to Photoshop And you make text Oh my god If you use AI To break this poor couple up Oh my god It's not Peyton

It's not Peyton It's Dr. P It is Dr. P It's Dr. P And you know Dr. P Loves his toxicity I say go for what you love And you love that girl

And right now You just have a defender in the way You break his ankles You Break him off There's a goalie You can still score You said a high pick and roll And you love that girl. And right now, you just have a defender in the way. You break his ankles. You break him off. There's a goalie you can still score. You set a high pick and roll. You call the big over and you fucking go. You might ice the pick.

If he ices the screen. If he ices the screen, you got to get off the ball. You got to swing it to the corner. Hopefully get a good cut to the rim. See if you can still get an end one. But right now, you have a full shot clock. You have a full shot clock, so you want to run a good play. They're running a tight man-to-man.

They're not in help side. But you wrote the scheme. You know this defense. You know that backside guy when he's going to dive. Fake him off. Use the fake finish. You have to see the play all the way through. You run through it and you run your option.

You got to run your option. If that fails, you're going ISO. Okay. Devil's advocate. Secretary's advocate. He runs the ISO, pulls the big out, gets to the cup, gets double teamed at the rim. Both the guy and the girl try to shoot it down, call him a weirdo. He has now jeopardized everything. What does he do?

You sabotage. You tear somebody's ACO. You have to take the star player out of the season. Later? Earlier? You have to get a technical foul. Kidney shot all-mall defender. If they're both tag team against you, they're doubling you in the paint.

You're about to get three seconds in the lane. You have to find something to do. You get an offensive foul. You throw an elbow at the neck. Not in real life, in the game. You have to sabotage. Break them up. If you're not happy, no one's happy.

Oh, my God. Sickest Dr. P ever. I forgot. Well, it's Dr. P. It God. That's the sickest Dr. P ever. I forgot. Well, it's Dr. P. It's not Peyton. You can't hold me responsible. And that was... Very true.

Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. That was a tough one Do we double it up

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First person shooter music the music video for first person shooter came out today as we're recording this I'm about to pass out I'm so hungry I'm quite starving

oh I have snacks it came out today me and Cam watched it just now in the studio fantastic who the director of the music video what's his name

Daniel Harrison Gibson something Harold Liv will you look that up please who the director of the music video what's his name well daniel harrison gibson something harold live will you look that up please the the director for first person shooter music video harrison gibson but but it was something close it was so good it was very good that's what i miss about music the music videos used to be so creative and like you remember back in the as a kid like you i don't know if you did this because you're a loser i watch you watch mtv i watched them yeah and all they played they didn't have catfish on yeah ridiculousness on yes it was music video huh first person first person shooter music video director you can pull up if you can't find it pull up the youtube video go straight to the end um dude no hell yeah and they play music straight all day bro yes and that's, like, I saw, I remember I saw a Snoop Dogg music video, and

it was the first time I saw a girl on a thong, and it changed my life. Dude. And they used to do, um, Gibson Hazard. I told you it was Gibson. I said Harold Gibson. Gibson Hazard. Gibson Hazard put his foot in the pot. That boy put his foot in the pot.

He put his name on the map. Gibson. What was that? Was it IRL? What was that show on MTV where they had the dude, like, on the top ofson what was that was it irl what was that show on mtv where they had the dude like on the top of a tower in manhattan and like you could see the city behind him and there was a studio audience and then they'd have like chris brown come in and like they would remember and that's where they did the kanye west versus 50 cent battle which is one of the best marketing

tools that any record label has ever done to this day you don't remember the 50 cent uh kanye west battle and so it was when 50 cent was established right but then kanye west was a new kid on the block and they were dropping an album on the same day i think it was like oh i remember seeing that in the in the and they had a magazine yeah yeah and so they were signed under the same label and so it was like there was a genius marketing by them to put them two together because regardless who sells more they're getting paid for both genius marketing and it was so big back in the day and i remember being like 50 is gonna win because he was tired of them and him but um yeah the first person shooting music video me and kim were watching and we were like this is art it was so good it's so dope just

creative and all the little things too like the itty bitty part like going into the elevator and drake hits what floor he's going to 6th floor for the 6th Christine Pauline it was all the dogs that was sick too

the Michael Jackson the MJ scene I thought Kai was going to make an appearance when he said because I was seeing all the rappers in a all stream

yeah I was seeing all the appearances from like what he was talking about and I thought whenever he said my young is richer than you rappers

I thought they would have Kai be in line because he's richer than most rappers a lot of rappers are broke i found that out once i got into business they get spanked by their label because they get spanked because they seem rich but they just got like a 10 million dollar up front but they got to pay that back yeah that 10 million dollars is for your recording it's for your music videos it's for your features yeah it's for your tour you got to recoup all that they start buying you buy chains chains houses and everything we good all right we'll see in six years yeah and then bro like even even like even one of the greats bro

bussy like a year or two ago he was like i need to sell my uh yeah what was it uh his car the cullinan yeah he was like gotta sell it it was on like i want to say it was on like craigslist like it was listed for like 240 000 i'm like i can tell you the rappers that i know are actually rich it's the obvious ones drake kendrick cole and then outside of that they they are actually rich. Baby. Bro, okay. Baby's rich. Okay. You're going to laugh because common sense. My teammates at Arkansas Tech tried to argue with me that Lil Baby was closer to touching a B, a billion, a billion, than he was to a million. They said he was closer, his net worth, to being a billion than he was to a million they said he was closer his net worth to being a

billion than just one million i don't i said people you're you are ludicrous people don't understand me and calvin argued that for 30 minutes it's just this is a big people don't understand what a billion dollars they have no clue a billion dollars is literally it's it's not a real number yeah it's like it's unreal it's you can't liquidate a billion dollars it's no it's hard you have to like the billionaires like jay-z has he owns rockefeller he owns his own alcohol yeah he has million dollar paid rockefeller rock nation so many other things we don't yeah he has what he has something else but uh so just so many he's a part owner in the Barclays.

Yeah. The Barclays. Yeah. You know what I mean? You don't understand what a billion dollars is. So, no. Bro, that's what I'm saying. Braun.

People don't even have $100 million. Yeah. Do you know how much a hundred million? Braun. He has Nike. Outside Ventures. Lobos. Tequila. Yeah.

Arsenal. It's so many. Is it Arsenal or Liverpool? I don't remember. But like Logan Paul. Is it Arsenal or Liverpool? I don't remember But like Logan Paul Is it Arsenal or Liverpool? Logan Paul KSI Almost about to be a billionaire

But they But even off the Yeah Like they're not Think about that They're not And they have hundreds Of millions of dollars

Factories Yeah Pumping primes out 24-7 Any Walmart in the world Any place that sells Hydrogen beverages Pride

Pride But they don't have But Lil Baby has a billion No Come on bro We're not trying to pocket watch no i'm just saying i understand how i'm not pocket watching at all i'm just that was my whole argument i was like bro you don't understand you don't understand what a billion is and they're like you don't understand what he got moving on the back i'm like bro yeah bro all right he got two number ones i'm like all right you think he's making that money off the number one or his label his manager yeah

that's what me and orange that's what me and calvin were trying to get them to understand but it was it was still fun i missed that's why these rappers let me break down these rappers are never mind let's go you're going on your soapbox well that was people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture pay and then cam pop culture pay and then Bow Get us out of here and tell us something That was for all the burpers We are absolutely starving Guys we love you so much Thank you for coming back

Episode 87 Another week We love you We absolutely love you We are about three weeks away from the LA show In Los Angeles

In Los Angeles I feel so at home so many confirmed special guests in the crowd oh but please guys um i'll let you say there's gonna be oh we're doing an after party i can't say where it's at because we haven't confirmed it but but there's an after party there is an after party it will be great please la make as much noise be as loud as possible be nice to our special guests because they're going to be in the crowd and let's enjoy the show with them let's not bombard them facts yeah let's enjoy us yeah but uh but you can might see them at the after party

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so that'll be out friday so you got a 10 minute talk an extendo clip in the world of barbie and you never know there might be some more there might not be but you gotta be there to figure it out if you want to see the vlogs from everywhere we go like the barbie thing all the live show vlogs i really enjoy the live show vlogs because and we got a comment it's literally like a tv show because we're literally filming everything and it's not it's just like you're we're putting it out so you get to see our thoughts and our process before the show you get to see our our walkthroughs you get to see our green rooms what we talk about how we uh de-stress, how we chill. Kisses, a lot of kisses. How we hug, chest to chest.

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