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Starting point is 00:03:29 Let's talk about your body real quick. I got on a crop top. Everybody hide me. Let's get into it. Get that crop top. Get that crop top. Give them 360. Make them shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.

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Starting point is 00:03:45 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You would have two jobs lined up instantly. Name the first one. Second one. Mute it. Well, O-F, whatever you want to say. That's your first. Second one, you'd be hired for bachelorette trips. You'd be the guy that would be like... She's like, no, I'm fine. You're like... That would be your part-time gig. Have you seen me with baby oil?

Starting point is 00:04:20 Make people uncomfortable. What did you just say? Have you seen me with baby oil? You ever seen me lathered? I have never seen you with baby oil or Vaseline on your body. You ever seen, you ever been at Krispy Kreme? And you looked at that conveyor belt? Fresh off the belt.

Starting point is 00:04:32 God damn, I'm a little warm. Oh my God, a little warm donut just glazed up. I'm like a glazed donut. I've seen you with glaze. I'm like a glazed donut that's been dropped on the floor a little bit. Because there's a little hair. Hair and some dust and a couple of tags. Yeah, that's you. That's you.'s you i'm not gonna lie that's you one of the things i love to do

Starting point is 00:04:49 is cj's go in his room while he's working and doing something important like like we pay him to do yeah and i just moon him no the other day on his bed oh yeah his bed but i walked in there the other day and he was like editing and i justed him, and I said, turn to your left. He looked, and he goes, there's toilet paper there, dog. No way. No way. No way. You are a barbarian.

Starting point is 00:05:13 I don't even want to touch your hand. Toilet paper in your ass. How do you not feel that? Is your ass that used to contact where you can't even feel TP? It was caught in the air. Yeah. It's like a little winter forest back there. It'd keep you warm.

Starting point is 00:05:27 Dog, we are family with Manscaped at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have a full-blown forest. Yeah. Use your Manscaped. You shave your butt? I have before. I forgot.

Starting point is 00:05:40 You and Liv get... No, no. Oh, no, no. No, pretty plain. Pretty vanilla. I'm just that. No, no. Oh, no, no. No, pretty bland. Pretty vanilla. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Starting point is 00:05:50 He's mad because now you got to work. Here we go. So you can ask me real quick. How was your week, buddy? Fuck you. My week was all right. It was decent. Whatever.

Starting point is 00:05:59 Regular week. A lot of sleep. Still out there in the netherverse. I don't get that yeah it's okay you have no peace now you're weak yeah can we talk about that i'm gonna start this episode off last week was your birthday happy birthday to me happy happy one week old birthday you're closer to the grave am i right 26 years of age till i see the kingdom first episode as a 26 year old man he comes in with his hanging out and his lower back just readily available.

Starting point is 00:06:25 Yes or no, because you have seen my crack a couple times since we started recording. I've seen more than a crack. It's 9 in the morning, right? And so my shirt rides up a little bit. You saw the cheek from the front. I saw it. I saw those. From the front is wicked.

Starting point is 00:06:37 I'm thick. The fact that I can see your a** from the front is, you have jobs. You have job security. I'm like oatmeal and peanut butter. I'm thick as hell. You are. You are. You are golf ball through a garden hose. You are very, You have job security. I'm like oatmeal and peanut butter. I'm thick as hell. You are. You are. You are golf ball through a garden hose.

Starting point is 00:06:46 You are very... You're class A. You're a... God, you're a big old glass of milk. Okay. Chocolate milk, of course. But you're a... You're a damn good glass...

Starting point is 00:06:54 I'm a little... I'm a little chocolate milk with a little bit of creamer in it. No, you're like skim milk and then they put like an off-brand chocolate syrup in it to mix it. That's what you are.

Starting point is 00:07:02 You're not... You're not Nesquik. You're not the good shit. You're like a nasty, home a nasty home created milk i'm not gonna lie if you hurt your tummy after you indulge in it at what age is it wrong for you to drink chocolate milk before chris hansen comes 13 yeah you know i mean is where you you're done you're in high school you don't need chocolate milk chocolate milk is for people that don't drink water yeah that they need their sugar somewhere you're 13 no yeah i went the first time i went grocery shopping with cj he got excited to pick up the yoohoo and i said hey brother that's not gonna fly anymore he's can we okay we're gonna save you but cj's a little

Starting point is 00:07:34 ass kid yeah back to you and your week my birthday week your birthday week yeah yes or no is it fair very fair to say your birthdays are cursed i have have a cursed birthday. Anybody that is close to me in life knows my birthdays are always cursed. I have not had a good birthday since I was a kid. Whoa! Tampa show. That's different. I was working. Hell, he was working on his birthday.

Starting point is 00:07:58 That's ass. Your week, your birthday weekend to be specific, was such a curveball after curveball after curveball yeah we damn near got frostbite yeah you had a cupcake i can break this down go for it i can break this down i'll skip a couple years first what started the curse when i was like i don't know like 15 my coach died on my birthday so i was was like, okay. Well, the signs were there. He was like 550. He was a big dude.

Starting point is 00:08:28 6'7", 550. Could only wear Crocs. Yeah. He was that kind of big. We're only – He had a prescription to Crocs. 550 pounds. Yeah, recipe's Big Tim.

Starting point is 00:08:41 We called him Big Tim. Oh, no. Dude is large. Oh, no. If your nickname has an adjective in it, then it is well-deserved. Yeah, he was Big Tim. We called him Big Tim. Oh, no. Dude is large. Oh, no. If your nickname has an adjective in it, then it is well-deserved. Yeah, he was on my Letterman. There's Stinky Rob. There's a cloud of gas behind him.

Starting point is 00:08:53 He's like. Yeah, Big Tim. And he would fall asleep everywhere. The signs were there. And he won $1,000 at my house like two nights before that, too. So he took $1,000 from my crib and bounced. Oh, he bounced for good. He bounced forever.

Starting point is 00:09:09 It was an eternal bounce. He said, there's that $1,000. I'll see him soon. Maybe. Yeah, well, rest in peace, Big Tim. So he died. And then the next year, Texas had like the worst snowstorm ever. And we lost power for like like two weeks so I had my

Starting point is 00:09:26 birthday in the cold no electricity no internet no running water you said you were cuddling with your family like this like in my living room like this we're all trying to stay warm oh the next one year is my 21st birthday I had no friends in Austin right right? So Cam was like, hey, just fly down to Arkansas, right? I flew down to Arkansas for my 21st birthday. Wrong airport. He picked an airport two and a half hours away from me. I had a convict come drive me across Arkansas. This is my first time meeting this.

Starting point is 00:09:59 I love him now. That guy was a criminal. He said, get in the car. Hey, you pee? Yeah, what's up, he said get in the car hey you pee uh yeah what's up man get in the car yeah so we go and cam was in cam and live were telling me they're like hey there's this one club like by us there's one club we can go there for your 21st birthday it's like hell yeah i get dressed up it's like i'm in this like 300 square foot apartment and y'all's carpet was crazy nasty piss everywhere and so i remember i was like okay 21st birthday i'm lit we drive to this club

Starting point is 00:10:32 it is black that no one is in there the parking lot is empty i spent my 21st birthday in the back of ronda like drinking a beer and cam tried to cool. He was like, lick your ID and put it on your forehead. I was like, I want to go to bed. We went through McDonald's drive for your birthday dinner. Dude, I always, like, so You had a big chicken for your birthday dinner.

Starting point is 00:11:00 Dog, we went into the bathroom and I was standing up on the counter to celebrate. There's videos of this, dog. Oh, my God. You had someone, one of our friends had, like, a third leftover bottle of, like, vodka or something. And you were drinking it in the background. Oh, it's actually so sad. Oh, my God, that's sad. That's so Peyton, though.

Starting point is 00:11:24 Yeah, so I've never, like, had, like, actually so sad. Oh my God, that's sad. That's so Peyton though. Yeah, so I've never had a good birthday. So I was like, okay, this year I'm going to have a good birthday. I want my friends to come. We have access to more things now. We have some funds. And we're all in the same city now. We can go do something. So we had the idea of driving across state lines to Oklahoma and we're going to go

Starting point is 00:11:46 to the casino. It's a place we all love to go. We've always had good times. I was like, there's going to be like eight or nine of us, so I want us to all be together. It's a Saturday night. I want us to all be together and not worry about if we're going to play together. I want to reserve a blackjack table in this casino,

Starting point is 00:12:02 which is hard to do. Borderline impossible. But brilliant idea. You know? And so we have Pierce. Call this casino. Pierce, hey, I'm with the You Should Know podcast. And they know us in there

Starting point is 00:12:14 because every time we're in there, we take pictures. They know you. They know you. They go, you're back again? Dude, we went and a bartender literally said, you're back? And I said, oh're you're in too

Starting point is 00:12:25 deep yeah you are she knew my order i was like she had another double he said you're like so everything was set okay all right see uh pierce called him was like hey i'm with the ushino podcast we want to deserve a blackjack table they were so accommodating above and beyond above and more than we asked they said yes we'll get you this blackjack table, 8 p.m. It's just for you and your friends. We'll have security there for you. And you can record if you want, which is like you never hear that at a casino. And, hey, we'll keep the table all night.

Starting point is 00:13:00 If y'all want to go play slots, you want to go eat a dinner, you can come back. It's only for y'all. I go, holy shit. So that was the plan. We're all ready. We have K-Rob coming down from Arkansas. Great time. Come to the day we're supposed to go.

Starting point is 00:13:14 Like, hours. Yeah, three hours before we're supposed to go to the casino, I get a call from Pierce. He goes, hey, bad news, P. And I'm like, are you kidding me? He goes, hey, uh, hey, bad news, P. And I'm like, are you f***ing kidding me? He goes, yeah, uh, does that not sound like Pierce? Pierce's voice is so accurate. He was like,

Starting point is 00:13:34 uh, yeah, uh, I don't know what's going on, man, but they're saying it's not happening anymore. Uh, they said you can come at 5 p.m. and we can just bring you to a table. And I was like, so how do we go from having our own blackjack table, having our own security, and being able to film to them saying, we'll just walk you to a blackjack table?

Starting point is 00:13:54 What the hell? So it's a big chalk talk casino. F*** you, basically. So how about that? I don't know if they have a website, but if there's reviews of the place, y'all can do what you want. Leave a one star. So, yeah, I ended up having a good birthday.

Starting point is 00:14:10 You did. And we went. So, okay, once that failed, we quickly had to rally behind P. Pierce was like, dude, I swear to God, I'm going to wring some necks. Just give me the call. I said, that can't happen, Pierce. Calm down. But let's figure out what we want to do.

Starting point is 00:14:26 We ended up going to Topgolf. 30 degree do. We ended up going to Topgolf. 30 degree weather. We ended up going to Topgolf. This is where we need, and we didn't loop in, live in the conversation. That's where we needed a woman. Yeah, 100%. Because the guy's just like, oh, we can sling some balls, drink some beers, and we'll go somewhere afterwards. Not one second

Starting point is 00:14:41 did someone go, oh, it's a bit cold outside. We go to Topgolf. It was literally 37 degrees with the wind chill of 20. Yeah, it was freezing cold. 20 degrees is what it felt like. And we're outside swinging clubs, and none of us are even good at golf besides those two. And we're hands are bricked up.

Starting point is 00:15:01 Beers are literally hurting my throat how cold they are. The heaters are on but it's so windy you don't even feel them yeah but we still had a fun time and everybody knows about my birthday curse in the fred group so everybody i can tell people are miserable here but they're like we're having fun p they go happy happy birthday buddy but we ended up going to a club they treated us very nice and then the next day we had a dinner with the whole team it was a great a great time. Beautiful. But there's one thing, and I want to know if you have to deal with this too.

Starting point is 00:15:28 Oh, God. I don't know how to receive gifts. No, you are strangely bad at that. It is so awkward. I don't know if it's an attention thing, but I'm an attention whore. That's why I love tour. I'm like, there's 800 people cheering for me. But if one mother gives you a bag, you are sweating and you don't know what to do you go oh thanks I really wanted that

Starting point is 00:15:53 yeah I do I'm so I do not do that I he said I go oh you do you go oh thanks that's your thing that's what you do oh but okay genuinely how do you go about receiving a gift? Because I just revert back to four-year-old Baden. Like, you know how on Christmas, I immediately want to sit on the ground crisscross applesauce. You revert back to being four years old when you receive a gift. Yeah, so I pull everything out, and I have everybody looking at me, so I hold it up. I'm showing people. Yeah, I'm like, this isn't a show and tell

Starting point is 00:16:25 receive okay first thing starts with honesty okay okay you need to be honest that's not true you know what i'm next year i'm gonna go out and find the worst t-shirt i can find and i'm gonna buy it in your size and if you go oh this is sick thanks look everyone i'll be like you coward you coward you're a liar wait hold on we're. We're going to stay on that. You're not supposed to be honest about gifts. Yes, you are. No, you are not. Yes, you are.

Starting point is 00:16:49 You love everything. You love everything. But, okay, there's honesty and there's brutal honesty. You give like your own manifesto for every gift. You're like, dude, I literally needed a shirt that looked like this because three years ago on my first birthday, I lost one. I swear to God, I used to have this.

Starting point is 00:17:06 This is the greatest gift. I'm like, it's a shirt, P. Relax. That's what you do. You should be like, bro, sick shirt. Thanks.

Starting point is 00:17:13 Love. Okay, but if I did that, you'd be like, you're full of shit. You know you would. Because no one can read you. No one can, in your mind,

Starting point is 00:17:19 you're a four-year-old crisscrossing in front of your mom. For us, you're a 26-year-old man with a double-grounded Coke in front of you, a smoked-oven fashion you just in front of your mom. For us, you're a 26-year-old man with a double-crown of Coke in front of you, a smoked old-fashioned you just finished, and we're at a steakhouse, and you're like, oh, what are you doing? Honesty?

Starting point is 00:17:34 I don't think you should be honest with Giz. And enjoyment. I do enjoy it. There's levels. I'm saying you are over. Enjoyment is 1 to 100. You're at, like, 206. Okay.

Starting point is 00:17:44 Y'all act like if i were not to give that maximum effort y'all would call me an asshole no because there's you can tell you can tell the the ebbs and the flows right if i get you something that's a good gift yeah you can be like oh bro like perfect example the uh the dj controller yes bro this is sick oh and then you went right into it you were so enamored by the gift, you weren't putting on a performance. But the things before it, dude, I swear to God, I almost bought those sweats the other day. I had those in my cart. Dude, you're the best, man.

Starting point is 00:18:16 I'm like, calm down. Like, you are literally lying to my face. No. Those are the ones you got to just. Okay, but the thing is i'm trying to overcomment say not because i don't like it is because i'm awkward and so i think my awkwardness is showing and so i'm trying to i'm trying to like outplay the awkwardness you know what i mean i don't like eye contact i don't like especially if people record me opening a gift dude i'm shutting

Starting point is 00:18:39 down like this look if the camera like hold hold the camera you'd be like this. Look, if the camera, like, hold the fake camera. You'd be like this. Oh, dude, this is awesome. Thank you. You just keep, like, dude, oh, my God. Like, where do you even make this at? Is it off? Is it off? You're like, okay. Dude.

Starting point is 00:18:56 Oh, my God. Receiving gifts is top three most awkward things. No, it's not. Happy birthday. Getting sung happy birthday. First of all, no one sang me happy birthday. Well, we all told you in the club. It was kind of just mixed with other tunes. I was like, happy birthday. Getting sung happy birthday. First of all, no one sang me happy birthday. Well, we all told you in the club. It was kind of just mixed with other tunes.

Starting point is 00:19:08 I was like, happy birthday. I was just feeling myself. It was fun. It was really fun. But happy birthday. Opening gifts. What are you going to say next? Blowing out the candles?

Starting point is 00:19:20 Are you just afraid of birthdays, Josh? Is that your thing? Are you just afraid of birthdays? I have the birthday text script. There's so much trauma behind my birthdays. Okay, first off, thank God I know where the curse came from. Your coach died on your birthday. 500 pounds.

Starting point is 00:19:34 Yeah, and about, oh man, bless my soul. That was going to be bad. I love Tim and his kids. I love big Tim. Big Tim. Big Tim. Big Tim. He's gone.

Starting point is 00:19:43 But that happened to you, and that is your trauma. I think if you can let go, let go of the spirit of Big Tim, and you just give it back to him, you'll have a blessed birthday. It would be literally a weight off my shoulder. Oh, my God. You go. Mr. Coach have that back and you go

Starting point is 00:20:10 a big gasp of air I love Tim bro Tim was really close to me but you know the crazy part about that we'll get off of this the day it was like my birthday right he died

Starting point is 00:20:21 I went to a UT basketball game like an hour after I found out. I was literally like this, watching basketball. And Cooper was there. He's like, what's wrong with you? You're like, Big Tim. No, I didn't tell him. And then I got home, and then Cooper's mom called my mom and was like,

Starting point is 00:20:39 hey, what was wrong with Peyton? She's like, coach just died. Yeah, your mom. Coach just died. Hold on. I got to get this out the oven. See you later. Wait, this is a true died. Yeah, your mom. Coach just died. Hold on, I got to get this out the oven. See you later. Wait, this is a true test.

Starting point is 00:20:48 Did you cry? Oh, yeah. Okay, I was about to say. Back then, I would cry. Now you're calloused. I have run out of tears in my life. What are the odds if I die, he doesn't shed a tear? I say six out of ten.

Starting point is 00:21:00 I say it's more. It is more than just a coin flip. If you even cried at my death no you'd get about two hours of jokes like two hours of like clowning you for dying and then i would cry you would alone fun of me for dying that's how i what you just said you know that's how i cope dead body not even it's not even cold yet oh i'm looking at you i don't know how i died maybe i maybe i had there's a vending well if you were in front of me i'd be like who's moving it so we get the for me i don't deadlift anymore guys get that for a clip yeah you would make

Starting point is 00:21:35 jokes about me you wouldn't want me to not when i'm let me get cold first let me get in the casket let him embalm me put me in a nice suit sorry you make yeah pain i would cry for three weeks consecutive i think it's i would not have a bright day for a month that means a lot well you should it's me i'm a shining star in your dim world oh my god you wizard i'm a shining star in your dim world oh Oh, yeah. Yeah. I cannot. You would joke if I died. You would want me to.

Starting point is 00:22:09 That's what best friends are for. No, that's after. That's like at the funeral. You do like a little five-minute stand-up. Oh, yeah. That's money. I'm talking about Liv calls you. Cam's dead. And you'd be like, about fucking time.

Starting point is 00:22:18 I'm like, what do you mean? You go, what? He choke on too much food? Like, how'd he die? She's like, you fucking asshole. You're like, oh. Well, I wouldn't do it to live let cj come around or something cj would cry cj would cry if i died pierce would be gone yeah yeah i would i would pierce do not talk to me like pierce actually your work here is done like your work ties are severed get out oh my god but yes your birthdays have been cursed.

Starting point is 00:22:45 But I want to give you a quick round of applause. You always make the best out of it. Oh, thank you. You get defeated. You get defeated and you get real moody. Really moody. Oh, my God. When you're mad, it puts a sour taste in everyone's mouth.

Starting point is 00:22:57 I get moody? I go, it's not that bad. It's not that bad, boss. It'll be all right. Too much caffeine. I'm starting to scare myself. My insides are turning on me. Really?

Starting point is 00:23:13 How so? Caffeine. Really? Yeah. I don't think I'm that moody, though. You not being moody is like the water not being blue. You think I'm moody? Are you nuts?

Starting point is 00:23:24 How am I moody? I'm moody? Are you nuts? How am I moody? Moody because you keep it in so much. And when it finally does, when there's too much pressure, that bottle cap flies off, it's getting everyone sore. How so? Because you're very much this. It's okay. Maybe I should have done it. You know what?

Starting point is 00:23:37 That's my fault. You know what? He fucked up, but that's my fault. It's not Pierce's fault. It's on me. It's not CJ's fault. It's me. Oh, Cam could have done that. That's not CJ's fault. That's me. Oh, Cam could have done that.

Starting point is 00:23:47 I should have done it first. And then you finally hit that point where you just go, All of you. I'm the one. You suck. You suck. I'll get rid of everybody. I built this and I'll do it again.

Starting point is 00:23:57 That's you. I have never said that. Oh, you thought it. Oh, be honest. You go, I'll get a different host. I'll make sure he. You go, I'll get a different host. I'll make sure he's not white. I'll get a different editor. I'll get everything I need to live a sane, happy life.

Starting point is 00:24:12 They're going to think I'm an asshole. No, he's not. He's a beautiful human being, inside and out, especially insides. Yeah. The You Should Know Podcast. What are you doing for Black History Month? See, now you... Okay, what do you want me to say to that?

Starting point is 00:24:28 What you honestly did. I just had a great month. Yeah, how? I hung out with my wife. Yeah. Hey, that's... Gotta count for something. What do you want me to say?

Starting point is 00:24:39 I was just wondering... How would you like me to celebrate? I don't have any kind of... Okay, I had a fantastic month. Yes. And I was... Did you say thanks? Did I say thanks when I wake up and pray to MLK?

Starting point is 00:24:49 What do you mean did I say thanks? What do you mean? Who am I thanking? You're just like, sorry? Yes, but like, thanks, bro. I love rap music. The NBA is great. I think that might be okay.

Starting point is 00:25:03 No, but just like walking around with your civil apology. Walking around with my civil apology. And you're shitting. All of February I'm hooded up like this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If I was there, it wouldn't have happened. I've always loved you.

Starting point is 00:25:21 Okay. What am I supposed to do? See a guy in the street and just walk up and be like, I appreciate you. Yeah. You're kidding. Maybe. Well, I wouldn't know. I don't know what it's like.

Starting point is 00:25:29 Okay. Yeah. No, I'm just teasing you. I like to play on the date. You know what? People are starting to get on me in the comments about all the white jokes I make. Thank God. You know I don't care either.

Starting point is 00:25:38 No, I know you don't care. It's the duality of men. Yeah. You can let them rip. I say one, there's an FBI agent in my house. Speaking of white men, your son, right? Okay. Three-fourths white man. Looks like an account. One-fourth black.

Starting point is 00:25:51 He's three-fourths white and one-fourth black. Oh, we're gonna, our time is coming. Okay, but speaking of him, right, so I've FaceTimed your son. You do, often.

Starting point is 00:26:05 I like to talk to him and his cross eyes. Yeah. That's 90% of our FaceTime calls. That is. But I was with a lovely lady whenever I was FaceTiming, and she wanted to talk to him. She did. And she was pretty.

Starting point is 00:26:19 She is? Yeah. And so gorgeous woman. And then Malachi, your son, I noticed, locked eyes. It was a lot different attention, wasn't it? Yeah. He's like, oh, there's this hairy guy again. And then it was like, insert gorgeous girl.

Starting point is 00:26:33 He was like enamored by her. Yeah, and I was thinking, like, if he grows up with her around, he's going to end up, like, having a crush on her, which is crazy because that would be borderline his aunt. You'll probably be like, oh. Because you know whenever you're seven or eight and there was the cute aunt around? What are you saying to me right now? When you were seven or eight, you had the flutters for your aunt.

Starting point is 00:26:58 Well, I didn't know. No, no, no, no. You crushed on blood? You crushed on blood? No, no. Not, no. You crushed on blood? You crushed on blood? No, no. Not like Aunt Carolyn or Mole. If you crushed on Mole, you deserve hell. Hell is where you're going.

Starting point is 00:27:15 You're going to hell. No, but that's very normal. No, that isn't. Yes, it is. No, no. If you and this gorgeous woman were in each other's lives and whatever, maybe it was just something happened and it was friends and something, he can have a crush.

Starting point is 00:27:29 Yes. Now, if this is your woman and you're going to be around my son his whole life, that's going to be his aunt. Yes. Or aunt. And he is not going to have a crush on her. That is absolutely strange. But I'm saying, if he naturally is just attracted, he'll be like, oh's the track but he won't know like he'll just be like oh she's pretty

Starting point is 00:27:47 like that's it it's not like like that's that's you know what i mean of course he's not gonna fight yeah go go on her leg like a doberman yeah he'll get flutters no y'all make fun of me cj made out with his cousin He's so... I like how he can always turn back on me because I'm a bargain. It's a free game. I don't even know if you have a female cousin, do you? No, but I'm saying it is natural for like... That's not...

Starting point is 00:28:22 That is weird. No, it's not. A young boy. A young boy. You creep. A young boy to see natural for like. That's not, that is weird. No, it's not. A young boy. Yes. A young boy. You creep. A young boy to see a beautiful woman, that's normal. Yes, and that's it.

Starting point is 00:28:30 But to be like, oh, she's pretty. No, but you said crush. You said find attractive and crush. Not crush. You were crushing on blood. No, I wasn't. You were crushing on blood, you Van Helsing. I wasn't, but like my babysitter at the time.

Starting point is 00:28:40 See, that's not related to you. That's what I'm saying. But I didn't know the difference. I didn't know what family was or not at that point. I was just young, like four or five. I was like, she's pretty. I like her. You didn't know what family was? You just thought you were clocking into a house every day? Oh, I guess this is where I set up shop.

Starting point is 00:28:53 Literally like ten episodes ago, I found out what cousins were. I don't know. This shit's confusing, dog. It's like the bloodline Roman Reigns. I'm trying to figure out who everybody is. I'm going to make this simple for you. If you and the woman are married, you've got years under your belt, she has been around him the majority of his youth,

Starting point is 00:29:13 he's not going to have a crush on her. No, I'm not saying crush. I'm just saying like, oh, it's like little flutters, like we all had when we were kids. See, now I need to – what did Aunt Carolyn look like 20 years ago? Because at this point, I'm not – because I just can't agree with you. We're going to have to agree to disagree. Not my family.

Starting point is 00:29:30 Like babysitters and like – Then those aren't aunts. Yes, they are. You're arguing a non-argument. No, so – Your babysitter's not your aunt. Your babysitter's not your aunt. Y'all were not that close.

Starting point is 00:29:38 What was her name? I don't remember anymore. She's not your aunt. Ada Vince Young. What? I remember that. What's not your aunt. Native Vince Young. What? I remember that. What? That was a stat.

Starting point is 00:29:50 Shit, that's a hell of a, that's her biggest flex. Yeah. But okay, but you know like how I'm Malachi's uncle. Yes. But I'm really not. Exactly. That's what I'm saying, my aunt's an uncle's like dad. But you're called uncle from his birth.

Starting point is 00:30:01 Exactly. This was the girl that tucked you in when your parents wanted wine. That's all she was. She's not your aunt. So you can have a crush on her. That's viable. I'm saying he will not have

Starting point is 00:30:12 a crush on his aunt. If he does, I'll go, stop that. Stop this weird. Cut this out. I'm not saying, I'm not saying like crush.

Starting point is 00:30:19 I'm just saying like the little butterflies. You made it to something bigger. No, I did not. Yes, you did. Okay, do kids, okay, let's deep dive. What level does attraction set in? Let's just deep dive into that for a second.

Starting point is 00:30:33 When does attraction set in? For me, when I was a kid? As a kid. When does the world start to seem more colorful, if you know what I'm saying? My first memory when I was three or four years old, so 2002, 2003, was when'm saying my first memory when i was like was like three or four years old like so 2002 2003 it was when i had my first like memory right and i wrote down your little fast ass oh not as fast as hell you're liking things at three what at three what teen

Starting point is 00:30:56 titans raven oh no oh my god she did something for me she did did. A little Kim Possible. Dude, let me stop. Kim Possible? I thought you liked Rufus. No. I did like Rufus. He looked so soft. I loved Rufus. I just wanted to pet him all day. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:12 But Kim Possible, 100%. But I was not three. There's no way at three years old. I'm saying, no, that's when I first in memory was three. Three years old is Daxon. Yes, that's very normal. You think Daxon's definitely like, oh, it's you, Pwitty. What does he keep him into himself?

Starting point is 00:31:25 He's never sat around me. He goes to his room, takes a beef jerky stick. He's like, damn, she's so good. No, but I was like, what age are you in kindergarten? Five, because that's what I was going to say. Because that's what I was having make-out sessions. Oh, my God. I was making out with two girls at the same time.

Starting point is 00:31:42 I swear to God, fifth grade. Dude, I was drawing dragons with two girls at the same time. I swear to God. Fifth grade. Dude, I was drawing dragons with colored pencils. And you were tongue punching another five-year-old. What is going on? No, I don't know. What is happening? I think, so I can't answer this because I was fast. I don't remember.

Starting point is 00:31:57 You were fast as hell. I don't even think I looked at girls when I was five. Genuinely. I think you were a sophomore in college. You were like, wow. Really? That's what I've been missing out, man. No, I live and lost your mind.

Starting point is 00:32:16 I said, rawr. My explosion of, now that's weird. I'm going to let it go my uh embodiment of crushing on girls when it began at its peak okay say your peak when you were like obsessed with girls right yeah on the count of three when i was like my my most obsessed most not not even like obsessed like you're like but it's just like you were definitely definitely looking at girls trying to talk to girls you're really trying to do all the like you were definitely, definitely looking at girls, trying to talk to girls. You're really trying to do all the, like, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:32:47 Okay. Tell me that age on the count of three, okay? Yeah. One, two, three. 17. 17. 17? Like my most?

Starting point is 00:33:02 What? Like when I was like, wow. I'm talking about accolades, Le lebron i'm saying when did it start like when did you really like like you you were like oh i like girls that girl's cute this girl's cute it was way before 17 no not really dude dude you were making out in kindergarten yeah but then i had a wall and i was like justin bieber i was like Justin Bieber I was like super super yeah I so I like I had a weird like wave of like you were like holy shit this is easy oh my god what happened give me yeah so I had a weird like ebb and flow so not seventh grade and you got real pimply and started to smell like onions no

Starting point is 00:33:42 no girls wanted to even look at me oh they didn't want to look at me either. I was creeping from a distance. But I'm saying that's when I enjoyed it. No, my car, no, I'm saying

Starting point is 00:33:51 when I realized, I was like, oh, this is sick. This is fun. Like the excitement, the raise in heart rate from texting this girl.

Starting point is 00:33:58 I got to go ask her for a number. Like those things. No, I'm not going to lie. Like sixth grade, I got kick messenger. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:34:05 Dirty times. Nasty I'm not going to lie. Like sixth grade, I got kick messenger. Oh, man. Dirty times in the kick. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. God damn. If I found my kick. Dude, I found my old phone one time, and I was reading old texts. I was nasty.

Starting point is 00:34:17 I used to be the Smithsonian. Oh, yeah. See, I've never had a mouthpiece like you, though. Yeah, but it looked like a 12-year-old girl was typing it. It wasn't smooth. I was like, that's a little lady right there and it was me one time okay this is i'm gonna be so vulnerable so vulnerable i'm not gonna say her name but i love her to death uh we haven't actually haven't talked in like seven years but anyway i was texting uh the girl that i liked which you know you know, I've told the story. Everyone knows and I can say her name, her best friend.

Starting point is 00:34:46 Right. Yeah. This is this is how green I was. This was like eighth grade. We're all texting and stuff. Just regular stuff at night. It's getting close tonight. She hits him with the good night.

Starting point is 00:34:57 Love you with the heart. Right. It meant so much to me. It meant the world to me. It meant everything to me that i was genuinely confused and i went back and told my crush that her friend likes me i said hey you really need to watch her she told me she loves me last night and i felt it i felt it through that and the friend came up said dude it's like a love you. Like, love ya, hope you wake up.

Starting point is 00:35:26 And I was like, oh, you hope more. Oh my God almighty in heaven. You're a loser, dog. It was bad. You're a loser. That's cute, though. I stayed awake for another hour and a half. That gave you the rush of a lifetime.

Starting point is 00:35:41 Oh, I was just staring at the phone. I said, was that meant to be sent to me? You had a dream about her. I was confused. Great dream. Yeah, okay. Not that. I was just meaning like you were dreaming about lifetime. Oh, I was just staring at the phone. I said, was that meant to be sent to me? You had a dream about her. I was confused. Great dream. Yeah, okay. Not that. I was just meaning like you were dreaming about her.

Starting point is 00:35:48 Oh, well, good dream. The You Should Know Podcast. We were talking about my birthday and McDonald's earlier, right? Yeah. And then I saw you and your shape, so I was thinking about fast food. On. you and your shape so i was thinking about fast food on so i was thinking so on my twitch stream right uh-huh i was doing a fast food ranking you did and it's very controversial but then i was thinking you're the biggest back of the bigs i know the biggest back of the whole back bigs i am the ceo you're king big bags i am and we've never like talked about like our top fast food together but i feel

Starting point is 00:36:31 like i know you well enough you got to get rid of one of these three fast food restaurants right oh my god mcdonald's chick-fil-a or panda express you? One of them you can never have again. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The Lord's Chicken has to stay. Ooh. Chick-fil-A, that's controversial, but it has to stay. Okay. Chick-fil-A's a lock.

Starting point is 00:36:53 Chick-fil-A never misses. It's a lock. Guaranteed. Never had a bad meal at Chick-fil-A. Service is incredible. Not anymore. Now it's either, oh, man, my orange chicken, cream cheese Rangoon, large Diet Coke. Oh, God, he's on.

Starting point is 00:37:07 With a plate, fried rice. Give me two fortune cookies. Oh, man. God damn. Well, you always get two as a backup. If one fortune is just like a stupid sentence, you need a backup. Yeah, but that's. It's like your eyes are great.

Starting point is 00:37:18 I'm like, shut up. That's not a real fortune though if you open up a second one. So it's between McDonald's and Panda Express. Which one's got to go? Oh, my God, but McDonald's is the staple of America. Yeah. It's a global mastermind. They have a second one. So it's between McDonald's and Panda Express. Which one's got to go? but McDonald's is the staple of America. It's a global mastermind. They have $5 meals.

Starting point is 00:37:32 Oh, McDonald's got to go. Are you nuts? McDonald's has to go. I'm keeping Panda. Cam, McDonald's is the American Chinese cuisine

Starting point is 00:37:41 from the Panda itself. The Forbidden Forest. The amazing cuisine which is Panda will not be leaving my house. McDonald's is the staple of fast food. It is. They are number one. And you're getting rid of number one? Get them out of here.

Starting point is 00:37:54 For some microwave chicken? Okay, don't you dare. I watch them drop it in the oil. They do not microwave that shit. They get a frozen bag and they throw it in that oil. That's a very your demographic type of thing. Y'all love some Panda. No, I'm not.

Starting point is 00:38:08 Panda is, you love Panda. No, I don't. I could easily, out of that, Panda can go quick as hell. Panda is nasty most of the time. You're out of your mind. You don't believe that. I swear to God. McDonald's is the best fast food ever.

Starting point is 00:38:22 You can go anywhere in the country, anywhere in the world, and McDonald's is going to hit regardless of where you're at. McDonald's had to put out a public service announcement. Hey, don't eat our onions. You might go to the ER. Ever heard that from Panda? Yes, probably. Ever heard that from Chick-fil-A?

Starting point is 00:38:35 No, you haven't. No, you haven't. Every place has had a recall. Recalls on food. Did you hear what you just said? That should not be a secret. Your Kia K5 gets a recall every two months. Guess why you still drive it?

Starting point is 00:38:46 Shut the fuck up, Mark. My Kia K5 only has had one recall. It was a very quick fix. I think it was something with a side flap, and that was it. So my car is fantastic. Your Tesla died on the side of the highway, and we were stranded until 2 a.m.,

Starting point is 00:38:57 and McDonald's has recalls on food. I'm not going to lie. You're screwed. I'm not going to lie. I'd be willing to put up Chick-fil-A to get out of there too. New Chick-fil-A is nasty now. New Chick-fil-A does not hit the same.

Starting point is 00:39:12 After they change that chicken, they put in extra shots in the chicken. You are on crack. You got to know that that does not taste the same. Chick-fil-A now does not taste the same as it did before. It is still fantastic. I understand that they changed it. Makes my lips break out. They started giving us some HGH. Those chickens are like... Regardless, Chick-fil-A now does not taste the same as it did before. It is still fantastic. I understand that they changed it. Makes my lips break out. They started giving us some HGH. Those chickens are like,

Starting point is 00:39:26 but regardless, Chick-fil-A is more of a lock than McDonald's. You're absolutely nuts. Chick-fil-A cannot leave. Chick-fil-A cannot leave. The new Chick-fil-A can. If you're in a time crunch, Chick-fil-A, 100%,

Starting point is 00:39:39 McDonald's, you're late. Cam, the peppermint sandwich and the Chick-fil-A drop, what is that? Okay, a pimento sandwich is ass, but what's a McRib? You're going to eat a frozen rib? Cam, the peppermint sandwich and the Chick-fil-A drop, what is that? Okay, a pimento sandwich is ass, but what's a McRib? You're going to eat a frozen rib? Cam, the McRib is fire.

Starting point is 00:39:50 What are you, the undead? You're going to eat a frozen rib. Nothing shifts the culture like a McRib when it comes back. Nothing shifts my dog's insides like a McRib when I feed it to her. That shit's dog food. McDonald's, best thing they have to offer, spicy McChicken. Never had it. Okay, let's talk about another thing. All these celebrities get their own meal, their celebrity meal at McDonald's. I want one, please, McDonald's, best thing they have to offer, spicy McChicken. Never had it. And, okay, let's talk about another thing.

Starting point is 00:40:08 All these celebrities get their own meal, their celebrity meal at McDonald's. I won't win, please, McDonald's. Their celebrity meal, it's the same shit. They're not accommodating anything. That is not true, Cam. It is literally... You're saying the Travis Scott meal and the Angel Reese meal are the same? One of them had hella rebounds. No.

Starting point is 00:40:25 And the Iced ice spice meal. I'm saying it's not the same meal. It's items they already offer. They don't do anything exclusive. Yes, they do. No, they do. They added a double quarter pounder and then they're like,

Starting point is 00:40:43 how does Travis like it? With bacon. Exactly. It's a double quarter pounder, and then they're like, how does Travis like it? With bacon. Exactly. It's a double quarter pounder with bacon. So it's new. Any American could go in, hey, let me get the Steve special. What is that? Just throw bacon on the double quarter pounder. Put a cool bag on it.

Starting point is 00:40:55 That's something they normally don't offer. That's not what I'm saying. It's not a new item. Yes, it is. Panda Express gives you new shit. Panda Express has the same food since 1943. They have the same staples, but they bring in new exclusives. They brought in a honey sesame.

Starting point is 00:41:10 That shit will make you slap your cousin. Yeah. That shit is so good. And the thing about Panda Express, I don't want to spend 15 minutes at the checkout because you want me to donate to every goddamn organization in the world. They do. Oh, my God. They are soliciting and laundering money. Panda Express, they are thieves. They are thieves in the night. I went to a Panda Express soliciting and laundering money yeah they are thieves they

Starting point is 00:41:25 are thieves in the night i went to a panda express i swear to god it was the first robotic drive-thru i ever experienced not a single human that's hot and i literally was not believing it and then i tried to talk faster to see if it'd mess up it was like take your order whenever you're ready yeah and i went human please said take your order and i was like i know someone's in there i want to talk to them and then they're like we can take your order yeah all right so i said let me get a plate fried rice double orange chicken and it literally made a typing noise it was like and then it popped up on the screen i went all right you little bastard let's see how good you are and i go plate chow mein, white rice, teriyaki chicken,

Starting point is 00:42:06 cut it extra, orange on the side, more teriyaki sauce. Gotcha. Everything was perfectly right. And I was like, that's hot. McDonald's doesn't have that. McDonald's has – they were the first people – That's a bait and switch. McDonald's was the first people to have the kiosk inside the store

Starting point is 00:42:22 where you can order so you don't have to have human interaction even though you're already in the store, which is strange. It's very strange and lazy, and McDonald's, that's stupid. A kiosk inside the store where you can order so you don't have to have human interaction, even though you're already in the store, which is strange. It's very strange and lazy, and McDonald's, that's stupid. A kiosk inside the store is stupid. A kiosk inside the store is stupid. No, it's not. Because you know why? You can pick if you want to stand in the line and talk to the person that just got out of jail,

Starting point is 00:42:40 or you can just talk to the robot. You can see if the person taking your order is having a bad day or not. I don't want to speak to them. I want to talk to the robot. You can see if the person taking your order is having a bad day or not. I don't want to speak to them. I want to talk to this robot. That's when you go to the drive-thru. I want to get out. The drive-thru's too long.

Starting point is 00:42:53 That's how you know that food is... You have three options to get the same thing? You can do that anywhere. Mobile order. Oh, four options. So you got a mobile order, you got a kiosk inside the store, you got the line inside the store,

Starting point is 00:43:04 and then you got a drive-thru. Yes. All for the same little frozen patty. I'm not going to lie. I got to see what they say. But McDonald's is definitely the mecca. Then it goes Chick-fil-A and the Panic Express can go. Panic Express can go.

Starting point is 00:43:15 McDonald's is just, it's notoriety and it's... For a reason. It's revelance. They've been around for... Revelance? Revelance. Revelance. That's a for... Revelance? Revelance. Revelance.

Starting point is 00:43:28 That's a word. Revelance. No, no, no. Revelance. Revelance? Revelance. Are you serious? Am I not saying it right?

Starting point is 00:43:37 Are you being dead ass? I'm saying it. It's revelance. Revel... Relevance. Relevance! Here we go. Oh my God. I said revelance.

Starting point is 00:43:46 Re... Re... Relevance. I'm dying. Relevance. Relevance! Oh my god! I said relevance. Relevance. I'm dying! Relevance. Holy shit. Relevance. I just wanted to see what you thought about that. You're absolutely tripping. Okay, random question.

Starting point is 00:43:56 Do your parents talk to electronics? What do you mean? My dad tells his Alexa goodnight every night before he goes to bed. I think Mike needs a friend. I think that's what that means. I think your dad needs a friend. The only friend that he texts his name is Oko. His name's Oko.

Starting point is 00:44:17 Who's Oko? A guy he works with. Oh, it's a human? It's a human being. His name's Oko. I'm like, Dad, you need to come on. He talks to his Alexa. Not like, hey Alexa, what's the weather like?

Starting point is 00:44:29 He goes, Alexa, have a good night. She goes, thank you. He goes, you're welcome. He hits off the kitchen light and goes to bed. And then he wakes up and goes, Alexa, good morning. And she goes, it is a good morning. Like he's investing in their relationship. It's like that one movie where the dude married the little AI thing.

Starting point is 00:44:47 Married the Megan Fox robot? No, not that. I understand that. I get that, too, sir. And thank y'all for sending me the links. I get that, too, sir. I'd cash out. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:44:57 I'd buy two. I'd sell my house. I'd buy two. I'd send Liv to Oklahoma. And we'd be. Soldier Creek. I'd go, Malachi, you gotta go with your mom. No, the only time my dad or my parents talk to electrons

Starting point is 00:45:07 is when they're cussing them out. See, now that's understandable. Dude, my dad, like, oh, my God. I love him to death. He was on Snapchat. Dad has Snapchat? He was on Snapchat, bro. Yeah, he has Snapchat.

Starting point is 00:45:19 My dad was on Snapchat. And we're talking about a frame. How I just did the stuff in my office. The about uh we're talking about a frame i just did the the stuff in my office the pictures we're talking about a frame and he literally on snapchat like doesn't hold his button doesn't hit siri snapchat one more time it's open he goes look up dimensions of the new frame for a 38 by 20 being hung and i go what are you doing and he goes i'm asking siri i said you're on snapchat and you didn't touch a single button he goes that's all you gotta do what are the dimensions of the new frame then i'm like dad you're not doing shit it's oh my god it's it's so do you

Starting point is 00:45:58 isn't it crazy we're gonna get there at one point with electronics no we're not i now that is a firm theory that i have i don't think i really don't because you have you have to think those people are parents they were born non-electronics i get it and then electronics became a thing i get it ever since we've been born there's been technology but i can already kind of tell with you because as you get older your priorities change your priorities have changed since you had your son exactly there's things in this world that i try to tell you about and you're like damn what that happened that's like what's going on i go you mean to tell me that some bitch flipped dude i'm saying like you are getting to the point where you're that's

Starting point is 00:46:38 just pop culture i know but that's where it starts that's where it starts no it's not and then you one day i'm gonna get a new car, and you're going to be like, God damn, what's that button do? And I'll be like, Why am I like hick? I'm country and all my damn boy. And then my new...

Starting point is 00:46:56 See how it comes out? It's still February. I didn't even mean that. February's a short month. Short-lived month. I go, come on, March. I'm just like like I'm tired these commercials I go bro I'm already out of college how many yes or no okay I just know

Starting point is 00:47:22 one day these clip accounts on tikt just going to put a little collage. Bro, they can have fun with it. I don't think it's going to be fun. It might be. You're going to get a Kendrick Lamar bar. No. We're good. I love y'all.

Starting point is 00:47:34 Oh, shit. Everyone. All of y'all. The You Should Know Podcast. Honestly, I hate you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I really do, bro. For what reason?

Starting point is 00:47:44 I'm going to expose you for something that is absolutely unexplainable. It should never happen, and it's completely just insane. Oh, what part? When I FaceTimed you on Wednesday this past week. Do you remember that call? No, you always annoy me with your calls. Okay. So it simply started with, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, boom.

Starting point is 00:48:02 Hello, you're not a shirt. You're not in a shirt. I'm're not a shirt you're not in a shirt i'm not a shirt you're not in a shirt okay why is your chest out and you go oh more than my chest is out you put your phone up and your entire body was naked yeah i was about to get in the shower see but the problem with that statement yeah is you were in your kitchen you were by your fridge i have a weird shower routine you don't have a shower on your second floor i have weird shower routines so let's explain that to the world why were you naked near your pots and pans and not inside of the shower and cj brings this up a lot whenever i'm

Starting point is 00:48:35 about to get in the shower he knows i'm about to shower i that's weird in itself because i can't like i don't understand people that can turn on the shower and just get into it i'm my most efficient whenever i'm about to get in the shower what okay first off people turning on shower getting into it 95 of people you turn on the shower you wait 10 seconds that'll get a little lukewarm you get in there it gets hot and now you're at bliss i'm not gonna lie it's starting to get to the point whenever i turn my shower water on i'm i let it run so long a smell starts to happen like my shower starts to smell different for how long that water is running and it's dead ass so like i'll i'll get ready it's showering i mean it's dead ass the shower's telling the truth it's like bro stink fest he's like he's got us running boys get the heat no dead ass so whenever

Starting point is 00:49:26 i'm about to shower and this is completely honest like and this is very vulnerable and none of my friends know it none of my family does and i've been like this for a long time starting to scare me and it happened once i started living alone because i didn't have to hide and live in fear anymore that is that is a liberating yeah it's a luxury not a lot of people get so when i'm about to shower right i get naked before the water runs like i'm like okay that in itself is crazy you love your naked body way too much dude i love looking at myself a little too freaky yeah you what are you doing a routine you sit there and you get you're like oh it's about to be that time it's more of a i see you i treat myself like a jenny craig commercial i like the before and after i want to see if that hair is going to lay the same once i'm out you know what i mean so i'm peeking at crevices dry right oh my god but i don't like being naked with my socks off

Starting point is 00:50:15 i'll have to keep some kind of traction on my feet you know what i mean it might be a sensory thing and so i'll get to my underwear right i'll turn on the shower full heat that's normal right then i'll get on my phone i'm tiktoks for a little bit i'm tiktoks and then i'll formulate a good playlist i don't like to have like an existing playlist going i like to have about 14 to 15 songs and a good i'm so serious right now showers should never be 14 song links ever you are playing in that shower you are absolutely enjoying your body there's no way someone should ever that is an album that is over an hour your artist your favorite artist could drop an album and that's one show sometimes i like to just listen to the first verse of this one but it will match in the beginning of the next song it doesn't matter

Starting point is 00:51:07 that's none of your business right the shower's running i'm in my drawers and socks right i'm bent over my counter like i'm like this like just going through tiktoks and formulating a playlist then i realized i have no clean towels oh my god and so all cj knows so i'll go downstairs in my drawers and my socks, and I'll go into the dryer. I'll get a towel. I'll take that up, and I'll throw it over my counter. What?

Starting point is 00:51:35 Like over the shower counter, over the shower thing. And then I'm like, now this is the first time of my day where I'm feeling efficient. And so I'll get things done around the house. First thing, get the shower. Then get things done. the house oh first thing get the shower then get things done no because when i'm clean i don't want to sweat again hustling and bustling and cleaning things right i'll wipe down my counters i'll set up all my lotions and my colognes then i'll go into my closet shoes all over the place clothes all over the place i'll start doing a little laundry i'll separate the hampers i'll put up shoes i'll file my closet like i'll start

Starting point is 00:52:04 color coding it i I'm dead ass. And you're doing all this with your plantain just swinging freely. No, I got some drawers on. And that's when I bolt the door so CJ doesn't come in. I'll close my door and put a shoe right there. Put a belt. Yeah. And then I get in the shower.

Starting point is 00:52:19 That's the most efficient time of my day. See, but the problem is, now I believe you. Yeah. And I can tell when you're being vulnerable And I can tell when you're being vulnerable. I can tell when you're being vulnerable. But you answered the phone butt naked the other day. Well, you called me during the playlist time. Oh, but you skipped a step because you were by a fridge with no clothing on and you have a roommate.

Starting point is 00:52:39 So there's just multiple things that are extremely wrong with that. One, you should never be butt naked on your second floor. That is your living room. No one should be butt naked in their living room. Well, CJ comes up serious. He gets blessed. No, no, no. He gets to see a little Loch Ness monster.

Starting point is 00:52:52 He doesn't need a blessing. He needs protection. And I'm about to call Child Protection Services. Second, why the kitchen? What were you doing? I don't remember at that specific time but i was doing something efficient like maybe i left it like left some things on the counter i wanted to clean up maybe i needed to to lysol the counter something needed to happen if you're lysoling butt naked dude you you're

Starting point is 00:53:15 gonna have infections or you're gonna be so clean your penis is gonna be so clean all the bacteria is dead and you get some sort of kick out of it you're sitting there well i wipe my eyes with the clorox before see you ran out it's either that or it's a paper towels clorox anything can go up there anything that wipes it's mine if i'm out of toilet paper first off i've told that you have but because that is unacceptable well and second why don't you do, okay, I get the you don't want to hustle and bustle, right? But just do all that clothed. You're right. It's like clothes is like your mind cap.

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Starting point is 00:54:26 Get your very own manifesting mask today at a massive 35% discount and with six additional freebies from highsomni.com. The world's first manifesting mask now available to everyone at highsomni.com. We went to it. We went to your house. I wanted to visit your son. We went to your house. I took a shower naked and I got in and got out quick. No, it's not even about showering. It is about their snack choice in their house. First of all, Great snacks.

Starting point is 00:54:51 and the way you eat your snacks. First of all, they had Nature Valley bars. You would have thought they were made in 1980. They were stale as shit. That was an old box. I should have had to jerky pool a Nature Valley bar. That is shit. And first of all, they were in your bedroom.

Starting point is 00:55:03 You had a stag in your bedroom. It was from my wife's lactation bucket. bucket what apparently the granola and the oatmeal then that naturally occur in the nature valley bar helps her breast milk y'all gotta get off tiktok brother y'all gotta get yeah it's definitely a tiktok it was those little like multi-grain apple pie bites yeah and he was trying to burp his son and he was putting him in like in like the walls of jericho i'm like you can't malachi is not supposed to be bending like that dog and you're like no this nurse on tiktok really showed and i was like bro somebody watch this and he's like i'm like you got it buddy i'm like i don't even know if it was a nurse the lady had 32 followers

Starting point is 00:55:41 and lived on a in like a barn and i was like kim i don't know if you should trust her she's nursing calves and her baby cows i'm just like i'm like it works with malachi but then walls of jericho bro oh my god but then i was like i was hungry because i go to his house to nap shit and leave yeah and that's bullshit in itself you literally took a nap upstairs you ate four different snacks and you didn't finish a single one of them you took a prime you took three sips and you were done with that it is just it is so disrespectful but then i was like i was like cam i need some snacks you're like there's some good ones in the fridge i should have known cam and live are bullshit on their snacks i go into i was like fridge for snacks i go in there they had like a hundred pack of cheese sticks it's a beautiful snack cam cheese sticks are fine for like eight-year-olds right and field trips that's the only time no no cheese stick is

Starting point is 00:56:31 an incredible snack and then i was like okay i'm gonna have one of those and i'm a lactose so i don't know why but i was hungry i grab a cheese stick he goes oh can you throw me one too i throw cam a cheese stick i swear to god he just peels it and bites it. He peels open the cheese stick and just bites the cheese stick. That's literally the best way and most efficient way to eat it. That's no etiquette. Don't you give me this you gotta string it in cheese.

Starting point is 00:56:55 It's literally called string cheese. You literally string the thing. That's the whole beauty of it. There's no beauty in it. It's string cheese. It's cheese. Whether you want to eat it slow, like a little, you're in the field trip bag. Whether you want to go like that and enjoy it and go look at the playground and all that shit. It literally has preparations in it it's string cheese it's cheese whether you want to eat it slow like a little you you're in the field trip bag whether you want to go like that and enjoy and go look at the playground and it literally has preparations in it for the pool it does not have preparations string cheese do not have preparations yes it does holy shit there's no dotted line on the top of string

Starting point is 00:57:17 cheese to go oh there's little like micro folds in it micro folds that's a preparation goggles and a lab coat in your closet? Microfolds. No, but I grew up not in a shack. I grew up with etiquette. That's how you're supposed to eat those things. Etiquette is saying, hey, I'm going to sleep on your couch, dog. That's etiquette. A string cheese, it's literally that big.

Starting point is 00:57:36 It takes, it takes. That's a lot depending on who you ask. 20 seconds. Stop it to eat it. Just bite it. Taste does not change. Does not become more cool. Is not more fun. And it's only slower the way you do it. What is the way you're supposed to eat it just bite it taste does not change does not become more cool is not more fun And it's only slower the way what is the way you're supposed to eat it pull it or bite it

Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah, see you idiot have you seen CJ's calves Barbarian got calves of a king you just bite it she got Jesus literally just bite it you do not have to string it i don't care if it's called string cheese that's like saying if someone's called circular pepperoni what are you supposed to nod in a disc that's okay off of that that's like get like ordering a pizza and just biting it like this there's supposed to cut there's preparations you're supposed to pull pieces that's where your whole argument... There's not preferrations. It's string cheese.

Starting point is 00:58:26 Then how can you pull it? How do you get an even pull every time? You don't get an even pull. You have gnarled fingers. You don't get an even pull. You literally pull it. Sometimes it's small. Sometimes it's big.

Starting point is 00:58:36 And I said, hey, I'm not a child anymore. My nuts have fallen in my genes. I'm just going to eat this. It's 70 calories, 6 grams of protein. It's a fantastic snack. Give me three of them. And that's it. But you don't even get to enjoy the snack. It's 70 calories, 6 grams of protein. It's a fantastic snack. Give me three of them, and that's it. But you don't even get to enjoy the snack. It's gone in two bites.

Starting point is 00:58:49 I don't eat food for enjoyment. I eat it for fuel. All right, look at your body. That's a bit of a lie. I love food. But you just bite it. That is so overplayed, so young of you. It's not honest to say, i pull it every time it's so

Starting point is 00:59:07 fun it makes me think of this and i have great memories how do you eat the dream sickles you know the orange is that what it's called the orange with the vanilla inside yeah do you bite around the orange and then eat the vanilla no i suck it clean and then when it's small enough down to the stick i bite it off and chew it really i like a sensation in my molars is it weird that i like i bite around the orange? You're biting a frozen popsicle without sucking it first. Well, no, I suck it to warm it up, loosen it up a little bit, but then I'm biting around the orange and I'm sucking the vanilla.

Starting point is 00:59:34 That's very strange, and I think you're thinking about me when you do it. If you're biting off the orange and sucking the vanilla, you're definitely thinking about me. And a dip cone. Like a dip cone? Like with the chocolate? A dip cone, I take my two front teeth, go straight down the middle, crack the hemisphere, and now it and a dip cone like a dip cone like with the chocolate dip cone i take my two front teeth go straight down the middle hemisphere god now it's a brand new world

Starting point is 00:59:49 god a whole new and then you just eat it and then there's a little caramel surprise in the cone the caramel surprise makes me want to slap somebody oh my god i will kiss my dog yeah just to enjoy that caramel surprise okay that's what i'm saying. It's the same thing. No, it's not. But that's not the right way. Just because you do it doesn't mean it's right. The quicker you understand that, the quicker the world will be brighter to you.

Starting point is 01:00:14 I'm just saying it's the same thing how you like to enjoy the dip cone. You bite around the chocolate and enjoy the new world. It's the same thing with the string cheese.

Starting point is 01:00:20 You pull it and you enjoy the experience. It's an experience. Life is a maze in a movie. It's not a maze or a movie. Steven Spielberg, it's cheese. It's literally cheese. You eat it. I used to buy blocked cheese.

Starting point is 01:00:34 I'd get a paring knife and I'd get little rectangles and I'd just slide it right down my throat. Wouldn't even chew it. I'd slide it straight down like a treadmill. For what? For food. For enjoyment. Any food? Yeah. You would cut up the... Say it again? I'd go get straight down like a treadmill. For what? For food. For enjoyment. Any food? Yeah. You would cut up the, say it again?

Starting point is 01:00:50 I'd go get, at the grocery stores, they sell blocked cheese. It's like a little brick of cheese, like an eight ball of cheese. You buy that, you get a paring knife, you just get little rectangles, put that bitch right on your tongue, look up, you don't think about it, and you go. Look up and don't think about it. Look up and don't think about it, and you go. That's howj got the job we're banned from komodo now they said hey we got a big light skin and a... I got a text saying, yeah, you can't go back.

Starting point is 01:01:34 Now, I saw something. Okay. And I never thought you were this type of person. And honestly, it disappointed me. Wait, me? It was very disappointing. I saw something the other day. Okay. I went to your house. All right. We. I saw something the other day. Okay.

Starting point is 01:01:45 I went to your house. All right. We did the Koala Royalty stream. Live stream, yeah. And before we started, you did something that was very alarming to me. You changed your socks. So not only is that in itself not a part of your day-to-day. That is not a 9-to-5 move for you.

Starting point is 01:02:00 New year, new me. But what you did, though, is you changed into white socks. Right. But prior, you had on black tube socks. Now, that doesn't sit right with me. There's nothing wrong with a black sock. There is so many things wrong with a black tube sock. Why?

Starting point is 01:02:16 If you're not wearing steel-toed boots or you're sitting in a pew praising God, you should never have long black socks on. Hey, sometimes it goes with the outfit. That's a personal thing. So you just said you'd be willing to wear black socks with an outfit with your legs exposed? You'd wear black socks and shorts? I've done it, and I will do it again.

Starting point is 01:02:40 There's nothing wrong with a black tube sock. A black tube sock tells a lot about a person. If you're wearing black tube socks, you are different. You were always the kid that sat in the back corner of the class. You were always the kid that cheated. That is you. That is me. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:02:54 I never knew that was you. I felt betrayed. I felt like I got a different friend that night. Kim, that's why I was quiet at the beginning of the live stream. You can't talk shit. You used to wear white shoes with black socks. You walked around like Michael Jackson. Now that was not that.

Starting point is 01:03:07 And I had a realization. This isn't right. And I quickly changed. You look horrible. You are 26 and you haven't changed. And that's a problem. You're like, he's acting like that turtle. Have y'all seen that turtle on TikTok?

Starting point is 01:03:18 Whenever the dude has the black tape on his shoe. It's like. That's like. That's you right now. Okay. Black socks. Nothing to do with a black man but black socks that's what i'm saying because you're you're taking it to the turtle race

Starting point is 01:03:30 and i'm not i'm not a racist turtle i am not a racist turtle i might be a turtle i might have some gooey pinks but i'm not racist but a black tube sock is is it's not right it's just not right i think if you go to nike store how many black tube socks are available to be purchased a lot uh maybe seven packs and then there's a wall there's a wall of white nikes i never knew that was a problem it is look it up there's there's some damning stories you make me not confident in myself you tend to do that a lot i try to just humble you a little bit and you know what i was thinking about what i'm nervous for when i get a girlfriend and i have to introduce her to y'all my god let's pray for her now because that is a very i genuinely it's been so long i don't know how to do it how i was just about to ask you how would you even do it i don't know the picture let's role play this so say i was like introduced like

Starting point is 01:04:21 came to your house oh my god let's do Okay. I feel like I would act out. I wouldn't be myself. Yeah, and I'd literally have to be like, hey, I gotta show them this new thing. You need to pull it together. That girl is freaked out right now and you're starting to stink. I feel like, first of all,

Starting point is 01:04:34 I would dress different. In what way? I would wear a polo. You own a polo? No, but I'd get one. You'd get a polo to introduce another 20-something-year-old girl to us.

Starting point is 01:04:46 I'm going to be wearing small shorts and a tank top. Okay, let's see. Okay, you come to my door. Yes, okay. You're at my front door. You and the lovely lady, me, Liv, and my son answer the door. First of all, I kiss your cheek. No, you don't.

Starting point is 01:05:00 You bastard. I've been wanting to do that for years. No, no. I would literally say, oh, that's not right. You are cheating on me. Don't get off me. Like, I'm guiding the small of her back. You answer the door, right?

Starting point is 01:05:14 Is this a museum or is this my house? You're like, come on, baby. You're like, oh, how's it going, kid? Like, I knock on the door, right? That'd be hot. That'd be hot. I'm holding the small of her back. Why?

Starting point is 01:05:24 Because you're hostage. You're a girl you're like just keep it keep the pg don't say anything and we'll be in and out i'm i'm wearing a polo top button buttoned right oh my god you get a jerry curl you're sitting there and so and then i'd have a bottle of wine for you you're kidding me yes and y'all would open the door and y'all be like oh what's up yeah but hey cam if you kissed me holding a bottle of wine i would immediately bring you inside have a good night and let her just leave i'd be like hey he's mine now and i generally don't know what step two would be the first thing i would think is give her a tour of your house no give her a tour of my house first off i'm giving the tours and why the hell

Starting point is 01:06:06 that's oh nice to meet you so right here's my office right if you keep going down guest bathroom you can use it as long as you keep the lights off you can go no you don't do that what would be the appropriate second step you go into the freaking kitchen in the living room and you talk a little okay then i don't know her name she doesn't get to see my closet i don't even know her name. She doesn't get to see my closet. I don't even know her name. I don't know what she does. Like, okay. Let's play. All right. Okay. Knock, knock, knock.

Starting point is 01:06:30 Can you say hi first? Yeah, I didn't know you. I knocked for you. It's my house. Why am I knocking? I got her. Oh, my God. I got her like this, right?

Starting point is 01:06:37 I'm holding the wine. Okay. Dude. So I have to release one. And I knock, right? Okay. Knock, knock, knock. Back on the...

Starting point is 01:06:43 I'm back, baby. Okay. Hey! Hey, Cam. What's the wine for? Don't... release one and I knock right knock knock knock back on I'm back baby okay hey hey why are you kissing me don't kiss me then you go oh she goes and I go I'm so sorry he's never done that before he's acting out for you well hi nice to meet you well no let me do that let me talk to you about her okay start over Start over. Okay. Don't kiss me. All right. Do not kiss me. Okay.

Starting point is 01:07:07 Okay. Knock on my door. Knock, knock, knock. Okay. I'm back, baby. I'm back. Hey! Hey!

Starting point is 01:07:14 You go, greetings! You go, mazo! Like, no, who are you? Just say, hey, what's up, y'all? Okay, here we go. Sorry. For real this time. Here we go. Knock. Knock, knock, who are you? Just say, hey, what's up, y'all? Okay, here we go. Sorry. For real this time. Here we go.

Starting point is 01:07:27 Knock. Knock, knock, knock. I'm back, baby. No kisses, no haze, no blowing kisses. Hey! Hey, Cam, this is her. Hey, her. What's her name, Pete?

Starting point is 01:07:35 Ooh. Shit. This is Lisa. Lisa. Hey, Lisa, it's so nice to meet meet you you have the same name as his mom that it that's a weird thing to say but that is my mom's name it's a beautiful name she's a beautiful woman so are you nice to meet you that's his wife that's live that's i can do that she's my black wife live you are already sweating and this is a hypothetical. You need to calm down. You have not even took a step into my house yet

Starting point is 01:08:06 and you're tearing up. Relax. Ditch the bottle of wine. I don't want that hand to be a bottle of wine. Ditch the bottle of wine. That hand's in your pocket. That hand's in your pocket. That's on the solver bag.

Starting point is 01:08:17 And you knock with your forehead. Put it in your, like, all right, let's do it. I'm like, all right. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go. I'm fine. I'm fine. all right. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Starting point is 01:08:27 This is Lisa. Can we make it inside? This is Lisa. Okay, here we go. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, Cam? Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, nice to meet you. This is Lisa.

Starting point is 01:08:38 Hey, Lisa. Thank you for coming. This is my little son. This is my wife, Liv. Oh, hey, Lisa. Okay. Y'all want to come inside we'd love to okay come in come in what's up guys they just had that we did just have this thing his name's malachi don't don't worry about his eyes they'll straighten up soon he's

Starting point is 01:08:59 one-fourth black but lisa here you can take your shoes off if you'd like to. Your shoes look dirty as shit. I don't want that in my house. Take your raggedy-ass sneaks off, and we'll go into my living room real quick. Take those dusty-ass sneakers off, Lisa. Lisa, I'm just kidding. You can keep them on. Let's go in here.

Starting point is 01:09:17 Lisa. Hey, Pete, you can stop touching her, bro. You can stop touching her. She can walk. We've got decent walk space. Take your hands out of your pockets, creep. Let's just follow along. What do you say? Hey, we can go in here. Here's the living room. Step, step, step, step. Boom can stop touching her. She can walk. We got decent walk space. Take your hands out of your pockets, creep. Let's just follow along. What do you say?

Starting point is 01:09:26 Hey, we can go in here. Here's the living room. Step, step, step, step. Boom, we're in the living room. What would you do? How'd y'all meet? So me and Lisa... Stop.

Starting point is 01:09:38 Stop. I'm going to make it better for you. Lisa, can I get you something to drink? We got bottled water. We got some Coke Zero. She goes, I'll take some water. Okay, perfect. okay perfect boom well i would get it for her okay no i would my water for your guests in my guests in my house right i cracked the water i set it on the table and i go hey we can go over here let me just pause the show real quick oh we love that show oh really

Starting point is 01:10:00 what's that character's name why are you lying in front of Lisa? Why are you lying to Lisa? He doesn't watch this. Lisa, take your dirty ass shoes off. My house is clean. Okay. All right, let me pause that. My big ass TV is so loud with my sound system, Lisa. So sorry.

Starting point is 01:10:17 That's a big TV, huh, Lisa? It's nice, right? Yeah, it's HDR. Here we go. Okay. Are we sitting on the couch now? Lisa, would you like to be seated? Your freak date is standing up in my corner. Here we go. Okay, so Lisa. Are we sitting on the couch now? Lisa, would you like to be seated? Your freak date is standing up in my corner.

Starting point is 01:10:29 Oh, sure. Beautiful, amazing couch. Oh, thanks, Lisa. Take your sneakers off. I feel like I would be nervous because I would sit on the edge of the couch. You know when you bring a girl over for the first time? Your feet are going. And they sit on the edge of the bed. Here we go. Right, okay, now we're sitting on the couch.

Starting point is 01:10:41 You ready? Yeah. So, Lisa, first off, thank you for coming. You're talking her a lot. It's awesome because she's the woman of the hour. I know you, you freak. But I got to be involved in this somehow. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:10:52 All right, Lisa, thank you so much for coming. First off, I love the fit. That's fire. That's so tough. It's one of the reasons I like her. Because of her fashion? She has great fashion. She does have great fashion.

Starting point is 01:11:01 Hey, y'all are twins because you know how to put that shit on, too. Yes. W-Wing man. Thank you. Appreciate that. Appreciate that. So, what are y'all are twins because you know how to put that shit on too yes wingman thank you they appreciate that appreciate that so like what uh you know what are y'all doing what are your plans for us today well well this is our plan on doing when you leave here because right now it looks like you're gonna eat her well we're well depending on how this goes we're gonna stay here for a little bit and hang out with y'all. Oh, we're actually going to leave in about half an hour.

Starting point is 01:11:29 So what are you going to do next? Well, I'm not good at planning dates, so I was like, this was it. Lisa, you should run for the hills. You should get out of Dodge. Okay, but I would want to advance this conversation. I would want to feel like I'm like, because I know both of y'all. You're the menderisa lisa um yes i met cam a long time ago okay yeah cam how do we meet yeah uh we met in college we met in college is that pretty cool lisa it was riveting hey how

Starting point is 01:12:01 do you and lisa meet i'd like to know that. She DM'd me. She DM'd you? Yeah. Oh, okay. It's a little fast thing, huh, Lisa? I go, what, are you a little jersey chaser, Lisa? Yeah, I was telling Lisa, since y'all have the same mom's name. Hey, come check this out in my office, bro. Come over here real quick.

Starting point is 01:12:19 Lisa's so sorry. I just completely forgot. I have to send this email. It'll take like two minutes, okay? I'll be right back, Lisa. Thank you. Hey, come here, P. and i literally get in the office and i go you need to pull yourself together you are absolutely going to ruin this for you and lisa you better calm down and you need to breathe you're starting to stink i can see the sweat

Starting point is 01:12:39 on small your back and lisa's shoes need to be. Do you see how I wouldn't know? Okay. So the next thing I would do, ideally, since your, your mom has the same name, I would want her to meet your mom. What? You'd want her to meet my mom.

Starting point is 01:12:54 Yeah. Cause like, I don't know her last name. You haven't given me any information about her. She, I know that she met through a DM. I don't know where she's from. I don't know if she's local. I don't know what she does.

Starting point is 01:13:03 And now she's sitting on my couch. Okay. But that, that would be but that wouldn't be a bad move. That'd be arguably one of the worst next moves. Hey, it was great. I just really wanted y'all to meet. Can you call your mom? Tell her we're on the way? Let's go over there and back to Little El.

Starting point is 01:13:17 Yeah. Are you out of your mind? Okay, okay. Ideally, just bring out the steps of how to introduce. You just talk. Just breathe and talk you just it would be natural you've got to say something you got to lead this conversation you're the leader of that relationship so lead but like who do i talk more to her you it's inclusive you include everyone so bringing mom involved is not it not my mother the people that are in the

Starting point is 01:13:42 room we live in lisa would it be okay to offer your son to hold no she's not touching my kid well he's there but she has mangled hands she's not touching my kid you would simply say something that includes all of us like oh my god speaking of the craziest thing happened to us on the way over here yeah you get an icebreaker what if nothing happened then you make it up and then she looks at you and goes, this guy's lying. But it, oh my God. Okay, so now I know we can't do it. No, we absolutely can't.

Starting point is 01:14:12 You need to be like, I need to talk to Lisa for a cumulative. My Lisa or your Lisa? Your Lisa. I talk to my Lisa enough. I need to talk to your Lisa for at least three hours via phone before she ever steps foot in my house. Normally I do that. Normally I never, I don't like mean people in real life anymore. Because you are anxious. Yeah, it is a crippling thing in my life i think you would do good if no one else was there

Starting point is 01:14:30 what do you think you would do good if you had the stress see you you bring in your brother and sister in christ yeah and you get scared yeah you get scared catty womp is real sweaty yeah if lisa pulled up if lisa shot her shot via dm in life, she'd say, hey, boo, what you doing? You'd just be like, ugh. No, if I had alcohol in me, I can talk. That is a problem. That is a problem. High pay.

Starting point is 01:14:54 I just don't know how to talk to people for the first time if it's not over the internet. Because over the internet, I could chat GPT that whole shit. You wouldn't even know. Greetings and all. She's like, what's one of your deepest, darkest? You're like, I hold animosity towards those names. It's like, who the fuck? Am I talking to Shakespeare?

Starting point is 01:15:13 Bro, no, you'd be good. If there's no cameras, no other people, I have faith in you. I think we should do that for Patreon. Oh my God. Patreon, let me know in the comments. Should we do like a... Because we were talking about the 20v1 with Pierce. And a lot of

Starting point is 01:15:25 people said they want it with pierce do i get involved in this look at pierce a 20v1 for you yeah we bring in 20 people and like i have to try to talk to them all get through them all that'd be absolutely fantastic i know but i was reading the comments on the extended episode where we talked about it and a lot of people wanted to do it and you know i'll do it for the content 100 so in the comments right now let me know if y'all want that to happen. Oh, my God. A 20v1? Okay, we do Pierce's first.

Starting point is 01:15:50 Yes. Get the lay of the land. Yes. And then the next episode is a 20v1 with Peyton? I think so. Oh, my God. Please put it in the comments. Say yes, yes, yes.

Starting point is 01:15:58 That'd be absolutely hilarious. Yeah. All right, Kim, get us out of here. Thank you so, so, so, so, so, so, so much. And we love every single one of y'all. Thank you for coming back to another episode. As always, everything you need is in the description right below. We got the Patreon booming, and it's amazing.

Starting point is 01:16:13 We love all you little koalas, whether you're Cubs, Prime, or Royalty. We got the Twitch, the Facebook, the IGs, the Discord. It is all there. And make sure to get your good karma, confuse the casuals with this week's secret code. What's the secret code? This week's secret code, CBS. There we go. What does that mean?

Starting point is 01:16:31 Guess it. Cursed Birthday Sucks. Yes! You got it. Cursed Birthday Sucks. Let's go. Cursed Birthdays suck, and he is no new one to that. He's had Cursed Birthdays every single year.

Starting point is 01:16:42 All right. Relax. All right. Remember, one out of ten quadrants don't make it home to Christmas and we'll see you next time.

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