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We got co-host camp back in the studio
That a boy that a boy, how you doing, but I'm good daddy Yankee
Attaboy, attaboy. How you doing, bub?
I'm good, Daddy Yankee.
Excessive many hands on the floor.
Excessive many hands.
Excessive many hands on the floor.
How are we doing, man?
Man.
You don't look good.
Hey, I know that.
I don't need a double down.
I know that.
We have been at it, huh?
Boy, boy, boy.
But I'm not going to lie, it does feel fantastic to be back.
It does feel so good to be back in the studio.
The last two episodes have been, three episodes have been prerecorded. Yes. It's feel so good to be back in the studio. The last two episodes have been,
three episodes have been pre-recorded.
Yes, it's like a rejuvenating of the soul.
Yeah, and it feels like we haven't been on a microphone
in a long time other than on the stage.
Oh my God, I didn't even think about, yeah,
this feels so, at this point, this is a part of me.
Yeah.
At this point, this is my third arm.
Yeah, well.
Or third leg.
No, my third leg is.
That's your fourth leg, you have a real third leg. Well. They call I got industry average
I am textbook here. I am a part of the median
You are the outlier
I'm an unreal number
No quick math jokes. No is that not a good thing very very quick math joke, okay?
Not a good thing very very quick math joke, okay?
We're starting off hot, and I don't know I love it's just been too long. I don't know man
You know there's an infinite number of
Numbers yeah between zero and one it could go forever
There's an unlimited amount of numbers between the numbers zero and one is that a fact to know that I did not know that That is a fact what's the number like 0.1 0.2 0.3 0.001 0.0001 0.10001?
Oh wow, I guess there would be literally can go forever, but those are unreal numbers
But they could be real okay
now
There's an infinite amount of infinite means never it never does not end no so would
that not mean that the numbers between one and two are infinitely greater than
the numbers between zero and one thank you guys so much for coming back to the
you should know podcast it was a great thought no it's No, we've been away for a long time.
So Cam, we actually have been on the road for two weeks straight.
We haven't been home.
I'm sweating.
But I have a question for you, right?
Oh, God.
Me and Cam are on tour right now.
We just did the whole East Coast in Toronto.
We did like eight shows in like eight days or something.
Eight shows in eleven days.
Eight shows in eleven days. so much traveling across the country
across multiple countries I have a question for you and I haven't asked you
this okay are there things because we've been traveling the road together are
there things on the road that I do that you don't like? Absolutely yes. Really? You are a monster.
You are a tyrant.
You, oh my God, and you're not a holy man.
No, whoa, no, how?
No, Christ is always with me.
You are very much, bleh.
Like, no.
Dude, the biggest, the, oh my God, I could cringe.
What?
The way this man lives inside of a hotel room
is absolutely disgusting.
That is not fair.
It is so fair.
I live how you should live in a hotel.
No, no shot, no shot.
How?
I have multiple things I can say that
proves that point wrong.
Tell me.
Peyton inside of a hotel room is disgusting.
You're disgusting.
No, I'm not.
I'm just an employee in R room 2.
Yes. Thank you. I literally didn't R-Root 2! Yes! Thank you!
I literally didn't see him when I got into a hotel.
No, oh my god, no!
You ate a Chipotle bowl, left half of it out in their room
marinating overnight while we go to a performance,
he comes back, his room smells like pico de gallo.
No. You in a hotel room.
Okay, give me some examples.
Okay, Peyton is a literal Oscar the Grouch
Pig warthog nasty individual. He's so you're so on
Even right
No pork, so you are onhallowed. No that's haram. No no
He said no
No boy no sir, but anyway, you're disgusting you can't you it's it's actually to the point I think it's crossed the threshold of subjective. It's it is objectively good
Okay, you haven't give me an example though you it if someone were to walk into our room
They would literally think you just go like this
How you live in a hotel room it is that's not true finish your snack you go
Bro hey, no that TV little too loud
Okay, well that's am I not wrong for living like that in a hotel
Oh, I ripped the I ripped the toenail off. They gave me like, they gave me the presidential suite
in New York.
Oh my God, that is so.
I was in a penthouse in New York, in a New York hotel.
One of my toenails fell off
and I just threw it across the room.
The 34th floor of New York City in Manhattan,
he took a toenail that was the biggest toenail
I've ever seen by the, it's so,
it's like the whole thing came off his toe.
It was a thick toenail.
So big, and he went, oh God.
Flicked it in a suite.
But is that not what you're supposed to do in hotels?
Why do you think you're supposed to do that?
You're supposed to be nasty in hotels
because it is not yours and it will be cleaned up.
That is a horrible mindset. I'm not saying you go above and beyond to make somebody's job harder. Oh you do
You make it. Oh if they go we got 3412. Okay, they go
Like if they see your room they're in for they're they're working overtime
No, that's not true and and I tip my housekeepers. I tip my housekeepers
So I'll leave a hundred dollar bill on the table.
I will, I will.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, he's a diabolical liar.
Oh my God.
Oh, oh, if you left a hundred.
Oh.
Maybe you picked it up.
If you, oh, I would have picked it up.
That's what I was about to say.
If you left a hundred, I would have,
I literally would have grabbed it
and took it for my own gain.
In Canada, I left the yen, I left anything.
It's not yen.
What?
I'm not leaving.
That's my money.
That is Pierce's money.
You did not leave it and it's not called yen.
It is not yen.
But understand where I'm coming from, right?
There is no understand.
Understand, right?
Why do people get hotel rooms on their anniversaries? Why do couples get hotel rooms on their anniversaries?
Why do couples get hotel rooms on their anniversaries to switch it up so you can
Yeah, yeah Oh
Hey, that's the point of anniversaries at hotel rooms, that's why Kim, you know, that's why Kim Have you ever got a hotel room with your wife? Yes, and yes or no, is it better than at home?
It's I mean, it's better for the Exactly. Because we don't pig it out. Yes
you do. No we don't. We had a shower. It was a great shower. And then we went to the bed.
We had a great night of sleep. And that was it. We woke up at breakfast and left. I flooded
Boston. He literally flooded a... I flooded the Boston hotel. He took a shower. Gets out of the
shower. This is a different thing. He flooded Boston. This is not in Boston. He takes a shower, gets out of the shower. This is a different thing. He flooded Boston, this is not in Boston.
He takes a shower, gets out of the shower,
and you literally go, oh, better not turn that corner.
I'm real naked over here.
Oh, it sure would be a sin if you came over
and saw what I got.
And I go, hey, don't worry, not coming.
You put your underwear and shorts on,
and you literally took the towel
in the middle of our bedroom, and just left it on the floor.
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
You opened a glass bottle with a window.
You used a window seal to crack a bottle and coke went everywhere.
I door dashed a Mexican Coke because I had an inkling for it.
Like I really wanted a Mexican Coke for some reason.
So I door dashed it. It was like $14 for one Mexican Coke.
It came to the room, right, and I did,
it wasn't a twist top.
It was a bottle opener.
You need a bottle opener, and we didn't have one,
so I went to the window.
The window, the window seat.
And I was like, and it went all over the window.
Sprayed on the window, sprayed on the ground,
and then before freaking out,
before saying anything about it before even acknowledging it he goes
Take this couple sits and he goes oh man
And sits back down starts playing me an NCAA. Okay. Can I say I would rather have me on the road than you on the road?
You are not fun to be around on the road. You are a
You are a bad person.
You are a bad person.
Can I say why though?
I would love to hear.
Because, because me, you know what you're getting
with me on the road.
You're getting degeneracy.
You're getting drinks.
You're getting dirt.
You're gonna get wild out like rockstar lifestyle
whenever you're with me.
You saw how I did in Philadelphia.
That barricade came down when I went outside.
So, it's like, I like living like that.
We're on tour, you're supposed to be like, ha, fun.
It's better to have me because you are inconsistent.
You're very inconsistent on the road.
There's times when you're like, yeah, I wanna party,
have fun, we're gonna stay up till 4 a.m. But then there's times where you're like, itiner I want to party have fun. We're gonna stay up till 4 a.m
Yeah, but then there's times where you're like itinerary. We're gonna go watch the National
We're gonna look at the National Monument, then we're gonna go storm the capital and then that's like a Holocaust Museum
Like it's not like it there's no consistency with cam
Sue me if I'd rather go to a Holocaust Museum, which is learn about history then
spoil my room and get drunk
And dirty no, that's fine. First off. That's crazy that rocks rock star life equals dirty room to you. Yes
How is that fun? You've ever heard of the motley crew what they did?
We're not the motley crew buddy. We're not the motley crew
We come in to our nice hotel room and we can keep it nice, but you're just like dude
Yeah, man, this isn't rager enough for me. You got something I can break real quick
You got something shatter on the ground maybe just a little destruction put us right over the edge
For what but young blood shower go to bed young bloods performing at the same venues
We are and I saw and it inspired me to be a rock star
Okay, how about you go you should go outside the 7-11 buy a pack of cigarettes start there? I saw some young bloods performing at the same venue as we are and it inspired me to be a rock star.
Okay, how about you go outside to 7-Eleven and buy a pack of cigarettes. Start there.
Start just yanking cigarettes. You want to be a rock star?
But you understand how that's not cool. And the thing is, you'll change who you are in the middle of the day.
You'll be like, Sorry that I'm human. I was like he'll wake up and be like dude. Let's just get drunk tonight
Let's have a fun time. We're outside. Let's go party all day. I'm excited like yeah, man
Let's go get gnarly man. Let's go. Let's go do some let's go kick some people
You're not real and then nighttime comes around
He's like I want to FaceTime my son and he and he wants to knit and read books
And watch fruits never knitted you're the one that watched fruits
And I completed the book good read cam almost punched the lady that was knitting on our plane
That was I was wound up too tight. She had nothing to do with it. God bless her soul
I just it was one of those moments. You know who I did have something to do with it who that flight attendant
Dude, Kim almost punched a flight attendant in the face this this is this is unbelievable
This is my first time writing first class first time first class time in first class and we get the
Jokester of the crew that's taking care of dude. He was the most like oh
God he's bad at his job. He's really bad
He was trying to be one of those people that is like, let's make jokes and like we can jab
Oh, hehehehe funny right like that the like those videos of the ice cream guy. He hands you your cone on the stick. He's like
He was like he's that but on a plane. He's the plane version of that and it's to the point
It's fine to make jokes, right? It's fine to make fun and like do this you see we're young and cool but he was doing it so much to
the point where he was rejecting the customer service part of his job you're
you're now no longer providing me with business class expertise you're treating
me like we're on a grayhound and you're just a random guy next to me that wants
to have a fun afternoon Ken was like looking at me like does he know
I'm not used to this? Like does he know I'm not supposed to be here? Okay, we have
started this from the jump. We get on the plane first. It's my first time
flying first. Oh that's a lot of F's. This is my first time flying first class.
Sit down and immediately, I didn't even know this, they asked us what we
want to drink before anyone else is even on the plane.
I said, oh my God, this is pretty, this is different.
He walks up and me and P look at each other
and we go, you feeling a little mimosy?
A little mimosy?
A little mimosy for the sky.
Little most champagne, little drop of the OJ.
So the guy gets to us, goes,
gentlemen, what would you like to drink?
And I typically, if it's ever me and P
and something has to be said aloud,
it's me doing the talking.
Yes sir, yes sir. I don't like to talk to strangers. He's like, he's like, tell him to. He's right there in his phone.
So I go, I like prep camp too. I'll be like, hey they're about to come over and ask questions, tell them I want this.
Yeah, he preps, it's like just speak. But anyway, he preps me. I go, oh we'll take
two mimosas. He goes, oh mimosas. I thought we were two gentlemen.
That's a girly drink, no?
And I go, first of all, that's offensive.
Yeah, I said, that's pretty strange.
Give me the mimosas.
Do you have it or not?
He goes, oh, we can do it.
We can do it.
Just thought you were men, right?
Like Harry Chastain.
And I go, go get the drink.
We're not laughing.
Yeah, Ken was already upset at this guy.
He did not like him.
Comes back, two mimosas, hands it to us, and goes,
let me know when you girls need another one
So I'm like alright, bro. This is like I get what you're doing
Yeah, funny little banter you were not friends alright
He comes out with the warm nuts as he's handing me the warm nuts a couple of them fall out
Yeah, and he goes oops should have grabbed it earlier
So now you're blaming on me right and this isn't gonna go well because I don't I don't take that
I just can't take it the flight continues. We asked for another mimosa and another so we're on like our third right we're having a fun time. We're just talking in the sky
Oh my god before it even took off before the plane took off. I go where's the bathroom up here?
He goes oh right here. It's the lights already dropped. We're about to take off. It's dark
I was you ever been up here. Those your fault bro. I don't know where the bathroom is. There's bathrooms. It was so embarrassing because the guy already knew that Cam is not used to this.
And so Cam was like, where's the bathroom?
He goes, right there, like to the front of the plane, right?
Where every bathroom is at the front of the plane.
Cam walks up there and he's like doing circles to the we're this 90 year old man. Like the guy is
basically dead. This is his last flight sitting next to me and he goes, your boy needs a map.
And I said, Oh, you'd be like, Oh, you need a dentist.
He's like, your're born needs a map.
Oh Robbie, Robbie, not a headstone.
You need two extra pallbearers?
You ever been a pallbearer?
Sucks, they're heavy.
Dead people are heavy.
It's a lot of dead weight.
I think it's a coffin.
All that stuffing they put in them.
Here we go.
So, so Cam goes-
I almost threw up.
I almost threw up just now.
No, you caused something in me.
Yeah, they like, oh God.
Anyway, nevermind.
So Cam goes up there.
Obviously the bathroom is, he's doing a 360
like he's a lab trying to find a spot to lay down.
All the lights are off.
Cam, no.
I have a video of it, dude.
I have never used the bathroom,
the one that's right in front of me.
You've never used the first class bathroom?
Never used the first class bathroom.
So I don't know where it is.
I've never done this.
He opens, it's right there.
No, no, no.
This mother goes to try it.
No, what did he say?
Shut the fuck up.
Because he did that to me.
It was another one of his little jokes.
No, but Cam, that was obvious.
But he goes, it's right there
and points to the storage closet. He opens a storage closet.
I open this big. He goes, is it in here? Like Cam, you would have to crawl in
that to get in there. The door is this big and he's trying to open it. The
lights are off. Everybody in first class is like this. Oh, and Payton, oh my
God. Yes or no. Were you embarrassed to be my friend? Oh my God. So embarrassed.
Why you **** you? You suck. Oh my god. And whenever they bring you the meals
and they give you this warm towel in first class,
you're just supposed to wipe your hands with it, right?
To clean your hands and clean your spot.
Never cut it.
Can't wait like this.
Never.
Yep.
Yep.
I did the same s***.
Are you nasty, man?
I said I probably got an iBookie,
I can get off with this.
That m*** was hot, dude.
But anyway.
Instantly told.
Anyway, so this guy for like 45 minutes, this flight attendant is roasting us and trying
to make jokes.
Just stupid little jokes.
It's not funny.
It's not funny at all.
And it's like, I'm getting, Cam's like, Cam's getting to the point of anger where he's biting
his knuckles.
Like he's mad.
The lady in front of him is knitting and like hitting this chair back.
Bro, okay, but the re- we're almost done.
There's two things.
The reason I got mad is because when we asked for the third mimosa, it was over an hour before he got
back to us. It was an hour. And he was giving other people drinks. The people like directly
in front of us are receiving refills. So I'm like, is he just, is this a part of his shtick?
Yeah, like not serving us. And I, so he, I finally saw him, I go, sir, like are those
mimosas? Can we get them? He goes, Oh? Oh, yes, sorry sorry so when he comes back
He comes back with two full glasses orange juice two little half glasses
And then two bottles of champagne brings us the bottles of champagne for waiting basically like what CJ did can't you the whole liter?
Dye coke yeah, like he just gives it to where we can make our own
He hands cam one to open it and I open it like a gentleman or a human being.
Yes.
And I open it and I start pouring word for word.
He grabs Payton's and goes, oh y'all are no fun.
That's the wrong way.
He tries to be funny, snaps it, champagne goes all over Payton.
All over me.
I am drenched in champagne.
In his lap on his thing, like his little car thing. I'm really good
And we both hit him with the you see what we
Jokes aren't really joking. Yeah
Looking at like this
And instead instead of remember this is first class. There's eight people. Yeah
Supposedly supposed to be the priority of this point. And he instead of, oh my god, oh my god, I'll do whatever, do you want this instead? He literally goes, oh man,
so sorry, I'll be right back. Three minutes later comes back with a towel. It was to the point,
I was like, I gotta box it. I have open cuts on my sphincter and so when that champagne was
hitting it, it was burning.
You ever put like peroxide on a cut and you see a bubble?
That was happening literally in my.
My bad.
But just know the discomfort I had 40,000 feet in the air.
Why, why is your butt hole scarred?
I think I wipe way too much.
You're wiping with a switch blade
if you have straight up cuts on it.
You know how you're supposed to check
like when you're done wiping you see
There's no doodoo on there. I see when the blood starts coming. I'm like yeah, I'm done. Do there's oh
There's a lot of people that just had to pause there's a lot of people a lot of people just pause our videos
Oh my god a lot of people pot. They're eating
Somebody's at work working like with heavy machinery, and they just heard about a whole blood
working like with heavy machinery and they just heard about that.
I'm hearing about butthole blood.
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I have I have another flight when it's not the flight. I'm so sorry about all these flights
Curse if this is when me and Pierce so me and Pierce came back for literally like 14 hours
Because it was a one-off day
We had in the middle and I had to go back to see my wife and kid. It had been six days. So me and Pierce land. We leave where the
hell it was, I think Columbus, we land in Dallas and I **** you not. As we're walking
to the baggage claim, you know how the intercom, how it'll typically be like final boarding,
the gate, the doors are closing for flight, whatever, whatever. We hear, and you know
how it's very easy, like a transition, just goes,
this is a final boarding.
We hear the intercom turn on, and it literally goes,
we need TSA to gate A1 immediately,
backup gate A1!
And we go, what the?
Like, so much panic in their voice.
And we're walking, and we had the debate,
because our baggage claim was to the left,
but A1 was maybe 10 gates in front of us. I said
I really just want to go home, but I really want to see what happens and then as we're deciding should we go?
Like yeah, let's do it. They cut back on and someone literally goes we need backup and police gate a1 and I go
No, let's just get our back. I swear to god what happened. We don't know
I know you said that but we have to I had to just share with you I wasn't going down there why guys I'm not I'm not your typical
Why yeah, you are not your typical why yeah, there's a spooky monster in a locked forbidden Dungeon castle
Let's go tickling no that you and that castle. I'm out of here dude. That's honestly your fault
You gotta go look at that. You gotta go see
Also, you couldn't go out there we
Dude, oh, okay now then I have no clue if this is related
But like ten minutes later a guy was getting like stretchered out
Oh, so we probably fell out some of my fell out or they got a fighter set cuz he was fully awake
He was cognitive. He was on there. He was just on a gurney. You know what it was wicked whenever we were you know a lot of
This episode is gonna be based around touring stuff that happens He was just on a gurney. You know what? It was wicked. Whenever we were, a lot of this episode's
gonna be based around touring and stuff that happens,
but I came up with something, I thought about something
while we were in a hotel room.
While me and Cam were on tour, Cam brought an Xbox
to our hotel room, right?
Yes.
I don't like playing video games with Cam.
I really don't like playing video games with you.
Why?
Because you get so angry at video games, and I don't like playing video games with you. Why? Because... You get so angry at video games.
And I don't understand that.
What the fu- What do you- What do you mean?
Whenever we're playing video games in the hotel room, we're playing like NCAA, we're playing anything.
Cam will make a mistake on the game and start cussing and getting so loud and he does this with any game he plays.
No.
Why do you get so mad at video games
whenever it's you controlling it?
OK, idiot.
When I genuinely make a mistake, I can eat it.
Yeah.
I'm like, I threw it to the wrong guy.
He was clearly covered.
When the game does something that it was not instructed to do,
that's when I lose my mind.
That's not true.
That is true.
Anything that happens in that video game is you controlling it
That's actually not true. I don't understand getting mad at video games. My CPU got a roughing the kicker
I literally wasn't on the point. My computer. No you'll like overthrow a pass and you'll be like son of a
This game and you'll get so mad. That's me. Or you'll drop a pass. That's not me. That is you controlling it
No, it's not. You'll get mad. You'll play Call of Duty. You can't keep the scope straight and you're missing shots.
You're like, you're mad at the game.
You're like, this is a game.
No, that's me.
That I do not control.
First off, are you like, you act like you don't play games.
Like you don't know what goes on.
I do not let video games get me mad at a certain level
because I know I'm controlling it.
You'll say, I hate this game.
This game sucks.
It's your fault.
You're controlling.
You should never get mad at video games.
Video games are not the problem,
it's the person playing the video game.
That's such a lie, it's unbelievable.
It's, that's a fact.
Okay, I need you to listen.
Clean slate and wipe the off your face.
Okay.
If I mess up, I own it, I wear it.
Messed up, bad play.
If the game does something, it's a game.
You are playing the game.
It's not a human being.
You are playing the game.
It doesn't have the right to make its own decisions.
You're playing the game.
If I tell it to do something,
if I tell him to go right and he goes left,
That's never happened.
That is a recipe for disaster.
That's never happened in a video game.
That's not how video games work.
You have an analog stick.
It will go where you tell it to.
You might have fat thumbs.
I might, I might.
And you move it the wrong way.
So the game has never done you wrong.
It's never messed up.
No, I've done it.
I've done wrong.
If I'm playing a video game and something goes wrong,
it is because of me.
I don't understand that part of video game culture.
I think a lot of people that play video games
lack accountability.
Oh my God.
It's a fact.
Is this an AA meeting for video games?
What are you doing right now?
I'm just saying, once I saw you play video games,
I thought about video game people as a whole.
Y'all all lack accountability.
P, this has nothing to do.
There's no reason you should get that mad at video games
when you're the person controlling it.
Oh my God, it's like, oh my God, I'm itching.
I'm literally crawling.
Why?
I understand I'm controlling it.
If something doesn't go, like I said to go,
cause I am controlling it, it equals RAGE!
But you're controlling everything.
Oh f*** man.
Oh my god, really?
Do I have 11 controllers when I'm playing NCA?
Am I blocking with my ulti tackle and dropping back?
Take a one on one game of Call of Duty then.
Take a one on one, I don't get near as mad at Call of Duty.
Yes you do.
In Call of Duty-
You literally, you throw in a control, you bite control, you punch yourself.
Yes you do.
In Call of Duty I get mad at other players cause they're better than me. That's fine. No, you'll get mad. In Call of Duty, I get mad at other players because they're better than me.
That's fine.
No, you'll get mad at the game.
No, I get mad at other players.
You like, stop spawning me.
Argh!
In sports games, I don't have five controllers.
I can't control all five of my people on the court.
That's not true.
I can't control Luca and LeBron and AR.
That's yes, you can.
I can pick...
Oh my God.
You can switch the player at any time.
You call the play, you shoot the shot, you make the pass.
Yes.
All that happens is you.
There's shit that happens in the middle.
I don't understand that.
It's, oh, cause you're an idiot.
Video game culture, y'all just lack accountability, bro.
If I get doubled and Austin Reeves is back patting
like a moron and he doesn't sprint to the corner
to where I can spray it to him for a three,
I'm gonna get mad cause he's like this.
But you can control him to go do that.
Not when I have the ball with Luca you idiot
I think you lack accountability. I think video game people lack accountability
I think the culture needs a reset so then you you're with us cuz you you almost you oh
What oh my god you almost squeezed my dog's head you won't squeeze Ruby you really said she looks real squeezeable
Oh, yeah, I never said so you like accountability too. No, but it was my fault
I said it's my fault.
Everything that happens is my fault.
You say this game sucks.
This sucks.
The game, the game, the game, the game.
I'm so mad at the game.
Even your wife says it with me.
She's like, I don't know, you're controlling the thing.
Yeah, you're sounding a lot like Liv.
She doesn't comprehend games.
And you comprehend them.
And he'll be like playing Call of Duty and he can't hit a shot, right?
He can't hit a shot.
Dude, this game, man.
The stick drift.
Man, man. My controller did have stick a shot do this game man stick drift man
Did have stick to see lack of accountability bro. That's why I bought two new controllers all your fault. Everything is your fault
Oh, you can literally control anything P. God bless you
I'm sorry that you've never been competitive at a game ever that you've never been competitive. I'm better at it
I'm better. I'm better. I'm better at NCA than anybody in this room. That's fine. That's your one game. That's your one game.
And so?
That is your one game.
I'm better at anybody in this game. Y'all cannot talk to me.
Y'all cannot talk to me.
But you're not a true gamer. You're very new into it.
You played open world like PS2 games when you were young.
Yeah.
You can go looking corners and shit.
Y'all cannot f*** with me at Crash Bandicoot.
Yeah, Crash Bandicoot and Arkham Asylum.
That's the shit you played.
I was playing COD before it was even multiplayer.
And you don't comprehend it.
I was having makeout sessions.
I wasn't.
In kindergarten, dude.
I was trading Bakugan and Silly Bands.
I was stealing candy from the band
and selling it in the hallway.
Yeah, you've always been a little bit of a DJ. My first ever level of gaming, I just unlocked some.
I used to scrapbook.
I used to scrapbook. You remember Game Informer magazine?
Yeah.
I used to scrapbook that sh**.
I bought a composition notebook and I'd go through every month's edition.
Oh dude, that's Yugi from Yugi-o and I'd literally glue him on the page write a little quote and then go to the
next one. You had a diary? I scrapbook and I did it Saturday morning in the
living room in front of my TV with cartoons on. Yeah, how old were you? Probably like nine, eight.
Oh no, Cam, you should have been playing competitive sports.
I played flag football in the spring.
No, it was such a bad league.
We played flag football at the end of each game.
The coach gave us trading cards.
And for the championship, I was running a post route.
Ball was right in my breadbasket. Missed the catch, so I running a post route balls right in my bread basket.
Missed the catch.
I act like I tore my seal.
I was on the ground, forced myself to cry.
I had to think about crying.
Oh, yeah, I had to force myself to cry.
I was thinking about somebody dead.
And I had to force myself to tears
to where it looked somewhat realistic.
Genuinely, you're the worst kid ever.
No, yeah.
Why were you scrapbooking?
What was the war you getting out of that?
Was that your artistic outlet? Like, it was like your like artistic outlet.
I think it was.
I really, um, artistic.
But I definitely think it was because I don't know no one else in my family scrapbook.
I think I saw it in a movie or show and I said, Ooh, dude, that's like, that's like
poetry in some form.
I said, Oh, oh my God.
And I lit an OG.
I need to find it.
Oh my God.
What did I, now I might tell me, I need to find it. Oh my god. What?
Did I, now I might, tell me, I don't think I've said this.
I found a journal.
You found a journal?
What does that mean, you found a journal?
What is that?
I found a journal.
I was at my parents' house a couple months ago
and I found a journal in her keepsake box that was mine.
Why do you use one of your keepsake boxes?
Oh, she has everything.
She has my hair, my teeth. I don't know, no, keep safe boxes? Oh, she has everything. She's my hair my teeth
No, my mom's my mom's a secret double agent. My mom's a double agent for like
Marvel your mom's gonna be on hallmark for
hoarders
She has your teeth your hair she's gonna cut she's trying to clone you
She's trying to clone you she is she is bro, but. She is, she is, bro, but I found a journal. Was it your journal?
Whose journal was it?
It's my journal from the year 2006.
So I'd been eight years old.
Eight years old, yeah.
Okay?
Oh no, what was in there?
It was a Harry Potter journal.
It was a Harry Potter journal.
On the first page, you circled the house
that you felt connected to.
What was yours?
I said, Gryffindor.
I said, I'm a good boy.
Yeah.
I had four submissions in this journal.
Literally four pages and nothing else.
So I quickly went to the new toy or something.
One was about Yu-Gi-Oh.
One was about football.
One was about basketball.
And one was about my brother.
And it was the cringiest heart the you
get one you give my favorite thing ever it's better than Pokemon because the
actual show is about a card game and in real life you really get to relate and my
favorite players you get because he fights and duels for honor and I signed
it at the bottom no it's bad I can would you say about your brother my brother's
submission it literally said I love my big brother so much. He's an awesome guy. He's so cool
He's a protector
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, I love my big brother very like him. Why am I writing that at eight years old?
But that's nice what happened to me to write that at eight years old
I mean you cuz you literally had no friends like that's it. That's I mean, that's the reason
I was trying to not say it, but that's the reason.
I mean, that's better than my submissions
that I would give to my teachers.
My submissions, I would make up
cheating allegations about my dad.
No!
I think I said that before, but.
No, no, no, no.
I literally almost broke my household up
just because I wanted to lie.
I said I had a sister in San Antonio.
Yes!
Yeah, I've said this. Yeah
It's like where's this on the river walk? Are you giving them to your teacher? Oh, I don't know the assignment no clue
I just I literally I don't even think it was an assignment
I think I would just literally go to her miss Graham shout it to you
And then I would go to her and be like my dad has a daughter. It's not my mom's
I literally I would just say
that and then my and then my you're going up willingly to you said this yeah
I might be on patreon but I said there's no assignment you're just going up to be
like my dad's cheating yeah what the it was so I was so good at like telling
this story that miss Graham called my mom to the school,
sat her down, and she was like,
hey, does Mark have a baby mom's outside of you?
And she was like, no.
And then she was like, Peyton's telling me all this.
And then I remember they called me in there,
and they're like, Peyton, why are you saying this?
I was like, lie, I don't know.
Felt like it, I don't know.
Dude, dude. Sister in San Antonio was my
From your childhood you were either destined for greatness or a horrible life. You're never
gonna be an average show. No no no never. You're never gonna be just a regular hard
working guy. You're never gonna be a blue collar. Awful man like yeah I don't know what
it was in me that like I wanted to do it. you's a lucky man but I'm I would never be as bad as the people that I'm about
to talk about literally the worst humans ever to exist I don't know if I can
agree cuz I and this might be wrong cuz a lot of them are fans when I see them
okay oh wow you ever been in a target and you walk past the electronic aisle and you see a motherf*****g blue button
up shirt with a lanyard and an iPad and they work for AT&T.
And I want to say this to you.
You are the worst people I have ever met.
I hate to say it.
Leave me the f*****g alone. And I get you're
doing a job. I get it. What the dude I saw them follow an
elderly woman to the bananas. No, no, no, no. Your your
quadrant is in the electronics. Get the way from Gertrude in
the bananas. Let me talk to you about this. AT&T. Honestly, I
like to let's be honest. You've made me never want AT&T. Who do
you have currently Verizon?
Okay, good, but anytime they ask me who is your provider? I'll be like AT&T and the big do you have fiber now?
I do like I don't they are the
no reason
For them. Why are they there? They know seriously they are the most
They they don't give up. Yeah, they will go to the end of the world
Yes to try to convert you to AT&T. I was in the screwdriver section cam and then cornered me
There's a screwdriver section in a target. Oh, yeah, it's right by the hangers
There's a whole section dedicated to screw dry
I know but they got like 3m hangers and like all the like that kind of the home
Fixer up you're gonna screw driver first off
I don't know probably a toy. I'm in a real toy cake recently you are oh my god
You're a bad person you're buying the loudest of toys. No not for your son for me. I'm getting myself toys
Yeah, you realize you can do that. I'm really expressing my free will in my late 20s
It's it's liberating.
It's so liberating because like I remember going to like Target and Walmart and
Toys R Us as a kid and being like, I can't get that. But now I can just get it.
No, no, no. So you mean to tell me when we were in Boston,
in that CVS and we kept walking up and down looking for toys,
that was genuinely for you.
I was going to buy toys, Cam.
I love buying toys.
I want a toy.
Anytime I'm somewhere, it's a reward for it.
Like I can get a toy.
Now the reason that we got Dragone
is because I was looking for toys
and he was in the toy section and I got him.
Is that an issue?
I think something's underlying.
Is it weird for a 30 year old man almost to get a toy?
It's strange. I literally am about to 30 year old man almost to get a toy? It's straight.
I literally am about to go.
I saw this in Target yesterday.
I was walking in the toy aisle looking for a toy.
Couldn't find much, but I saw one thing that I really liked.
It was this mask of a T-Rex face.
Yeah, you've seen those.
It's like this big T-Rex face.
And then you go like this and it will move with you.
I'm going to buy it.
I have one question.
Why?
And it's actually one word. Why? Why?
Literally, just why?
Because I can. Literally because I can. Like I want to buy it and I really will never look at it again.
But it's the fact that I can get it.
Dude, you have some, you have something brewing, bro. You have some little dictatorship,
some weird, like, tyrant level of like, oh, I can do it because I can.
You could go buy a car right now
But you don't do that exactly, but I think some people like when they get successful. I want to go buy cars
I want to go buy houses. I want to go buy jewelry. I want you know what about no something's going on, dude
We need to pray for you something seriously like something's hat
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I have to say something I have to say something. A lot of people are probably gonna get on me
about what I said earlier in the episode
about the AT&T workers at the Target.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
Just to prove my point,
we went to a Chick-fil-A down the street.
We walk into the Chick-fil-A, pop the picture of CJ.
AT&T workers walked in to the Chick-fil-A
and were hounding pedestrians.
Hounding pedestrians.
Hounding pedestrians on their lunch hour.
Trying to eat in a spicy Deluxe with Pepper Jack
and they were talking about who do you got for service.
I said, but why can't we, I mean,
I'd love to do it for you right here today.
It'd only take you 15 minutes.
Man, I got eight minutes left on my lunch break.
Exactly, I was like, what health insurance do you have?
Because you're about to get jawed.
Yeah, you're gonna need it.
You're gonna need it.
But anyway, sorry, I just had to put that out there
for the people that think I was probably going too hard.
I agree with you.
They're the absolute worst people ever.
And they're a little disassociated.
A little bit.
They can't be all of it.
But I have a question for you.
What's up, Bob?
This dawned on me.
On the tour, we went to one of our hotel rooms.
There was the nicer TV, right?
It was that new one, that Samsung.
And I turned it on.
You remember how it was already logged in to Netflix?
Sure, yeah.
Okay, so this brain was brainin'.
If you went to your significant other's house, you punch on Netflix, and it's already logged
in, and it's the name of her ex.
Ho!
Is that acceptable or is that red flag of the century?
Oh, god.
Oh, you're itching.
Oh, dude.
Because I know what I'm going to say.
Oh, my god.
I'm an arsonist.
No.
Not even Paw Patrol can fix it, I'm gonna do that.
Oh, you're gonna need Wreck-It Ralph, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, you're gonna
need them all.
You're gonna need that little fox.
Okay, can I give you an honest answer though?
I'm gonna give you an honest answer.
I have questions.
That's fine.
How long have I been with this woman?
That is important.
That's very important. Two months. How long have I been with this woman? That is important. That's very important
Two months too long
No, it's not how long after how long has it been since she's been in that last relationship unknown. Maybe it's undisclosed
No, it's gonna be discussed. Okay safe. No you disclose in the moment you ask her you go hey
Broken apart she, eight months.
Huh?
Oh, oh, I got a neck cramp.
No, no, no.
I got a neck cramp.
How bad that just made.
Oh man.
Okay.
Now this is, circumstances matter.
So is this my first time at her house?
Have I watched Netflix on that MTV?
You have watched Netflix on the MTV? You have watched Netflix on the
TV. You're turning into Hannibal Lecter. Oh no Netflix on that TV multiple times. This
is the only and first time that maybe she maybe she was in the bathroom getting ready.
You clicked it on and you saw the name of the profile. Oh my God. It's not her. Oh my
God. I see Jeremiah on there.
Oh, I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing it.
You turn around, you see Enrique.
You go, oh.
Man, that's Suave, son of a bitch.
Oh.
OK.
God forbid it's a Romeo.
Oh, god.
The only Romeo I know is a model.
Oh, wow.
Now, I feel like you're the total opposite.
I feel like you would be fine with that.
I am 100% fine with it.
Of course you are. Get your free Netflix
That's one less bill I got
No way. Do not care. Okay, but then you go to recently watched on that account. Oh you watched that with him. How was it?
Oh my god. Hell I'll watch it back with you. You can't no honestly, you're not helping the allegations
That's why you got that weird little chair in the corner of your room
No, that's in my living room. That's why you want so much Duke Dennis. Oh my God, that's why.
No, I don't.
That is, oh my God.
No, I don't, there's nothing wrong with that.
Oh my God, it is.
Dude, no, you have this weird level of possession,
of possessiveness.
That's not possessive, that's respect.
That is not respect.
Bro, okay, in the position I am in life,
you don't need to do that.
I'll get you seven Netflix accounts.
Exactly, but that right there is unnecessary.
If that is her account, I'm not going to make her shut her account down, buy her a new account.
That's your account.
It's so disrespectful on her part too, because you can go and edit the name on the Netflix
account.
You can edit the name to yours.
If you're going to keep at least give me the falsehood to think that it's yours.
If that's true, then yes, they should at least edit it.
You might as well call them in the middle of us.
Like, you know what I mean? No, no. Big that it's yours. If that's true then yes, they should at least edit it. You might as well call them in the middle of us.
Like you know what I mean?
No, no, you go, hey I still got your sweater here by the way.
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
I'm so sorry.
And this is clearly burning your blood.
Let's assume the edit option's not there.
You can't edit.
But it is though.
But let's pretend it's not.
But it is.
I think that's just as bad.
She might as well have a picture of him on her lock screen still that's the same exact thing you are
delusional sir and
Creepy that is not brought in her boy that there's no problem with it. She's watching it with you
She's spending time with you. You are now her man. She is your girl. There's nothing it does not matter
The past is past you can't change it
She is your girl. That has nothing. It does not matter the past is past. You can't change it
Yes, if I sign and I see damon that oh my god, I don't care. Okay, but the past is the past
I agree with that. Yeah, can't change it. The past is the past but you the now is the now
Leave the past in the past Once you broke up with them, you broke up with this netflix, too
No, we better move to hulu disney plus maybe
Let's watch some youtube tv If you can only watch netflix on on his account. We're not watching Netflix boo-boo
Mm-hmm. All right, huh?
If my if an ex buys me a cologne that I love it is now my new scent we break up
I still wear that cologne 100%
What?
Slow if I have an ex, she purchases me cologne.
I love it, I wear it so much it is now my new scent.
We break up, I start dating, hell, I get a new girlfriend.
That is my cologne.
That's fine, that's fine.
I'm wearing that cologne.
Now I have this caveat to that.
What if you're wearing a cologne
that you picked out yourself?
Okay.
The new girl you're with says, oh my god,
you smell just like my ex. He wore, that was his daily. Are you changing it or are you
keeping it? I spent my hard earned money on that cologne because I like it. It's on my
body every day, nine to five. Cam, don't act like you have expensive colognes. The most
expensive cologne you have is $25. That is not true at all, and that is a wicked-
Cam lives off of sample colognes.
No, I did for the longest.
I had a TJ Maxx collection.
Got me through a lot.
It's like all his colognes are this big.
Oh no, that's one that's heavy.
He has the three squirters.
No, I have-
And you can't change the three squirters?
I have a nice, I have a very nice cologne.
What are you talking about?
Some of your, Cam, you have probably the worst
cologne collection I've ever seen.
That's a crazy-
Cam's cologne collection.
First of all, we, as a committee of friends,
we had to tell you to exile one of those
because you literally smelled like baby urine.
No, I did not.
You said it was baby's throw up
and it was something to do with my pheromones.
It was right when I had my kid, I got that,
and that was a nice cologne.
Dude.
Right when I had the kid, got that cologne,
they fused together and y'all didn't like it.
I'm just saying, you gotta understand that that is not,
like, especially in the cologne circumstance.
No, it's, because because look y'all way over
think things you are you are over but she's openly told you like the person yes listen but
she's openly told you when she hugs you the first thing that comes to her mind and it's not her
fault is her ex that's fine that's not fine that's not you want to prove you you want to put yourself
in that position bro but it's not saying it's a bad thing she thinks that way.
It's not, she can't help it, because that's the smell
she smelled every day.
But, but now you know that every time she smells you,
you're not at the top of her head.
That's fine.
Oh my God.
In my heart, if her ex always wore red hoodies,
do I gotta get rid of my hoodies?
That's different, that's a false comparison.
What if my favorite hoodie was her ex's favorite hoodie?
Oh, every time. That's a false comparison.
That's the exact same thing.
It's a false comparison.
I'd argue that is literally the same thing.
A hoodie is less recognizable and sends less
endorphins to your brain than a smell does.
No. 100%. I think that's
scientific. Smells bring probably
one of the most endorphin raising things.
Smell is one sense. Sight is one sense.
No, no. Smell controls a bunch of different senses.
Smell affects taste.
You don't taste cologne.
You can.
You're drinking cologne? You take shots of your cologne?
But smell and taste directly correlate with each other.
Yes. Not in the sense of cologne.
In everything.
In literally everything.
You're not tasting cologne. I've tasted cologne that did your freak no
No, I gotta go off tonight. You've never smelled the cologne to or not taste them. No. Oh, it's different
That's weird. I think you're just kind of arguing out, and I don't want to do it
Cuz I don't want to turn that in that is weird and you're objectively wrong that is no one that is not that first
I was clearly not objective
I don't know that's why you wanted to go to that one little basement party with no phones if she was like a bunch
Of couples in there. I was wondering why I couldn't get invited
It was a weird little underground thing he found in Chicago. No, it's not at all. He was like live come to Chicago right now
There's 18 couples here
If she goes oh you smell like my ex but then the we have a great time in the very next day we meet up again
She's she's waking up
choosing to hang out with me.
I don't care what I smell like.
That's fine.
And that's my money that I spent on the clone.
I like the clone.
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now what the
Do you think this is weird my ex used to make me spray cologne at the top of my head
Why she said like right on my f***ing scalp stinks! Your what? My cornpwn. What
the hell is a cornpwn? You don't call it that? Cornpwn? Cornpwn! That sounds like you're
saying something bad and you're having to censor it. Cornpwn! No there's a layers to
your head. Maybe this is a my family thing. There you go with your family grammar again. Get your comungencies.
Get your oh wishy washy.
Oh I put you on your corn.
Cornpwn is a national thing.
I am 27 years old in America and I've never ever until 20 seconds ago heard cornpwn.
Cornpwn kitchen dip.
Hey bro. Hey bro.
Hey bro.
You're about to piss me off.
Y'all don't do that?
Y'all don't name it that?
Corn pone, I don't name my head, it's my head, it's my skull.
You can literally name any,
you can probably go down the street in any urban area
and say, give a diagram of a head and say,
where's the kitchen?
90% of people are gonna point back here
at the back of the head. say where's the kitchen 90% of people are gonna point back here the back of head
I have never named my skull
Like did you did you not have monopoly you didn't play a game. You're sitting around corn phone head, but with the kitchen
No, that's it. I bet I can call my mom right now and she'll know what that is
Okay, let me bet you don't think she can I probably do think your mom knows it's your family
Call her if she does it explains a lot cuz no one no one else in this room knows what a cornpwn is
I'm telling you
Hey mom you're live on the you should know podcast say hello to everybody
God now I got a question for you, and I want you to be completely honest
What I haven't I haven't briefed you saying I was gonna call you at all right?
No, I'm eating lunch. My mouth is full food. Okay. All right
Now if I told ask you what a cornpwn is what is that?
That's that part of your head
Like if you look in the crown of your head or kind of like
where there's a cowlick, it's kind of that middle part of your head.
Okay.
And then what's the kitchen?
In the very back.
Like if you were to have your hair in a ponytail or something and you fell under the back,
back there is the kitchen.
Thanks mom.
Appreciate you.
You have a good rest of your day.
You too. Bye. Now can I be partial? Is that a black thing? Thanks mom appreciate you you have a good rest your day
Now can I be partial?
That black thing like like no see like at some point
At some point you're not gonna you you don't get to say these fake words make me feel crazy
Call your bloodline and then confirm it for you
Wait call Lisa let's call Lisa call Lisa that's how we're gonna deny call your mom and see
she asked go to court yeah here we go here we go
hey mom what's up you are you are currently live on the You Should Know podcast, just letting you know.
Oh, okay, hi.
Okay, question for you, Mother.
Now first off, I did not brief you, right?
I did not text you, you did not know you were getting this call.
No, I did not.
Okay, do you know what a cornpwn is?
What a what? Pfft.
That probably tells you right there, right?
Do you know if I were to say a cornpwn?
Do you know what that is?
No.
Like you have no clue, right?
No. I never heard that.
It's so extraordinary.
You actually have no idea what I'm talking about.
You don't know if it's a person place thing.
You have no clue.
No, I don't. No, I've never heard that.
Okay, so if I told you a cornpwn is the brand new brand of motorized scooters that they dropped, does that ring any bell?
No.
Okay, because apparently it's a location on the top of your head.
What? Yeah. What about the kitchen? No, okay, cuz apparently it's a location on the top your head
Yeah, what about the kitchen you know what a kitchen is yes, not the one you cook in
Okay kitchen in turn Yeah in terms of the location on your skull you know what the kitchen is
Probably not right
Last one was last we said the dip. Oh the dip the kitchen is? No. Probably not, right? No. What was the last one you
said? The dip. Oh, the dip. The dip's pretty obvious, but I think that's more of speaking
to its structure, not location. Oh, just wanted to clarify, Mom. Thank you. Yup, you're welcome.
Alright, love you. Have a great rest of your day. Alright, love you too. Bye. Yeah. Now to be fair. Yeah.
White.
I don't even think.
Black.
I don't even think Lisa knows all the cuss words
in the world.
Yes she does.
I don't think she does.
Yes she does.
I think if you're gonna quiz her on cuss words
she'd be like, I don't know.
Brother, you just need to,
and there's nothing wrong with this.
That's what I want you to know from me.
What do you mean?
There's nothing wrong with this, but it's not normal.
Like it's not, they're not this world renowned thing.
I want to do this more on the Extended episode because there's so many people I could call
that would know that. They would know the cornpwn, the kitchen, the dip, my dad, white man knows.
You're married to a black woman with black culture, black family for his whole life.
Liv. Liv would know, should we do one more?
I guarantee Liv does not know.
Should we call Liv?
I guarantee Liv does not know. Should we call Liv?
I guarantee Liv does not know.
Or should we wait until they extend it?
Can we pause real quick?
My grandma used to call me a cornpuff.
I would love to know what the f*** she thinks that is.
Your grandma used to say that?
She used to call me a cornpuff.
She'd be like, bring your cornpuff over here.
She called you the top of the head.
That's what she was calling me.
I want to know what her take is then on that. We're going to do this on the extended. Let's fulfill the top of a head. That's what she was calling
We do this on the extended let's fulfill the rest of this on the extended I just want you to hear from me your bestest of booze that it's okay
You just need to come out and say hey, this is me and my family's weird strange traditions
And and that's fine corn pwn. I don't think it's in Webster's. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay. I think the word is the word might be
But use it like I've never even this is my head every part of it. There's no top of head back
Hey, you're touching my head. I have an itch on my head. I don't I can you scratch my corn?
That's a lack of directness like do Like, is your arm sectioned off?
Yes, forearm, bicep, tricep.
Those are muscles.
Forearm is not a muscle.
No, you have forearm muscles, but bicep and tricep is what I was speaking to.
That's a part of your arm, sure.
You're lat.
You're lat. You're naming muscles.
Am I?
You're literally naming muscles.
He said there's no sections of an arm and I just named like...
No, I did not say that. I said do you... I did not say there's no sections of the arm. I said do you
section off your arm is what I said.
That's not what you said. Because he's sectioning off his head.
Everybody sections off their arm. There's sections of the body. Everything has a section.
There's sections in your nose. The bridge of your nose, the tip of your nose.
So if you had an itch on your nose, you would literally say
God, I have an itch on the bridge of my nose. Yes, I could
get the cam. Yes, you can go my nose itches. You got my nose
it you know you'd say that. No, no, my nose it means like
right like we're in the nostrils, which is a different
section of the nose. I do. You just said if I say my nose itches
that would mean the nostrils, but you don't say it.
I'm saying you can.
You said my nose itches.
Yeah, you can.
I said there's different parts of every part of the body
and you said no there's not.
I said nose, you said really what is it?
And I said the bridge of the nose, the tip of the nose.
The nostril.
First off, I did not say that.
Holy shit.
I did not say that.
I said do you section off every part of your body?
Holy shit, and your outfit sucks.
There's literally trees coming out of your drawers.
Like that, your outfit is so bad's literally trees coming out of your drawers.
Your outfit is so bad.
No, no, you're dressed like a kid on a field trip that got their Cheeto stolen.
That is fine.
You aren't getting angry and you're directing it to me.
That's fine.
No, you, oh my God.
My head itches.
I have an itch on my head.
Yeah, which part?
Yeah, no one said that.
The corn pwn.
Yeah, I got a corn pwn.
The kitchen's doing decent.
The dip's a little itchy. corn pwn's a little dry.
I literally say can you get my corn pwn?
I literally say that all the time.
Can you get my kitchen?
I swear to God, I can make a phone call.
Oh my God, you've never said that.
You've never said that to any of us.
Oh my God.
I can make a phone call.
I can make a phone call literally right now,
but that person cannot be on air.
And they would say yes, I do that.
Cause you've done it to that person.
That means I do it.
You said I don't do that.
You've never done it to me.
I don't ask you to scratch my head cuz your fingers are weird.
No, my fingers are better than yours.
My fingers are better than yours.
Ken, your fingers literally rounded off.
No, they don't.
Your fingers, it looks like you had a tip of the finger and it got cut off and it's
like little amputee fingers.
That sounds, oh my god, oh my god.
Robbie has better hands than you.
No, he doesn't.
Look at that little paw.
No, okay. you know he doesn't know you know I hit my head hard as what part I hit my head
hard as I didn't just say dip I didn't say your corn poem I know that's so bad
That's so bad
Okay, okay, all right, okay, that's not a good go Cameron because I'm not saying in every situation I say that I've never said In every situation I said that
That's not true
No, I'd say to people are scratching my head lovely women that scratch my head I say
I said, I said, hey, can you get my poop? I'm not gonna let you suck my ass with juice out of that,
man.
Did you get my corn pwn?
You were gonna have to cut this out.
No, I know you've said it to her.
No, now you can say that to her.
I got 40 women right now in there saying it.
Exactly, but that's you saying that to them.
So you're saying I don't say it.
Do I say it or do I not say it?
You're saying I don't say that.
I just said I do.
No, I'm saying you have never said that to us.
I don't ask y'all to touch me.
I've literally scratched your head.
I've literally scratched your head.
And I've told you the kitchen.
How have you never heard me say that?
You've heard me say that and you're podding right now.
No, I've never.
You're podding right now.
He's faking it for the podcast.
He's faking it for the podcast.
I have never heard.
Put that on, put it on your son's life.
I've never heard cornpwn on Malachi, on his life. That's not good. I've never
I've never heard cornpwn ever
I've never heard you say cornpwn. Oh, I just put on my
How's my wife know what what a cornpwn in kitchen is probably cuz she's black no it's not a black thing
It's a my family. We don't even know we don't know she knows. We didn't
call her. Call her call your wife. Call her. This bit is going way too long. I've never
heard that. I put it on Jesus Christ. Hey real quick uh you're on the podcast by the
way so you're live. Hi! Oh god.
Okay, do you know what a cornpwn is?
A what?
Appreciate it babe.
A cornpwn, any idea, you can take a random guess.
A cornpwn?
Yes.
Cornpwn kitchen.
Oh like corn on the cob, like the food.
Ah close, but not really.
So you've never heard it?
No idea, Never heard it.
Love you, babe, drive safe.
What about a kitchen?
They have cornpwn and kitchen.
What about cornpwn and kitchen together?
Does it ring a bell?
Cornpwn and kitchen.
Huh?
Hey, drive safe, babe, I love you.
Are you playing a joke?
No, nope.
Before we react to this, I got something to say.
All right, love you, drive safe.
I love you too. Bye. Before we react to this, I got something to say all right. Love you drive safe
Bye before we react to this I got something to say for react to this I got something to say
This is the same woman
Who didn't know?
Who Rosa Parks was that's fine
Literally no, it's not no no that's not so shut up so shut up. I'm so shut up
You brought a book talk. I'm not fine. That is not fine. No, that's not fine. So shut up. So shut up. I'm saying- So shut up. I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. You brought a book.
Can I talk?
You brought a book.
Can I talk? I'm not done.
You brought a book.
I'm not done.
Same woman who didn't know what Rosa Parks was.
So can we say that Liv has never heard
of Rosa Parks before?
That's an answer.
What?
Jack, can you repeat that?
So you know how we just asked if she know what a corn
point in the kitchen and she said no. She didn't know what Rosa Parks was
either. So that means she's never learned about Rosa Parks. I know she
has live went to school, didn't she went to school in Oklahoma and let's
be honest, not the sharpest we've ever met.
Preston knows that that is. That's in his family.
Within his own family though, if he said no?
He's definitely saying yes.
I'm just saying you said-
This bitch going too long.
You said-
Okay, so I hit my head really hard in Toronto.
Right?
You hit your head hard?
Hard as sh-
On the side of the street, it doesn't matter.
I hit my head hard as sh- in Toronto.
To the point I started like seeing
the little flashy stars.
God, I hate that.
That happens when I stand up too fast.
Right, and it had me thinking about my imminent death.
How quick it could happen.
Dude, yeah.
But more practically, a coma.
And I have a question and I need this.
How is that practical at all? That in the middle of your life and you bump your head now
You're thinking about being in a coma. Well, I watched a movie with Lindsay Lohan
And she was in a coma for on Christmas or something
And then Brenda songs was in a coma and she was and there wasn't really her husband who woke her up
It was a really crazy movie. I think that was on the Lifetime. Yeah, yeah guys guys
Yeah, so I've I've been really into comas recently.
That sounds crazy.
Yeah, that sounds wicked.
God, dude.
And we know I don't have the best hygiene.
It's not A plus.
And genuine question, and I'm trying to be as,
what happens, right? During a coma? Hygienicic wise. Oh. You know what I mean? If I were to be in
a coma, do they bathe you, correct? Yes, sponge bath. Now. Straight to the sack. Would you,
if I knew for some reason, hey, I'm going into a coma tomorrow.
Absolutely not.
But I was definitely like, Kim, I don't want anybody else touching me.
Only you.
Don't care.
I go, hey, you'll never know.
Hell, I will have this nurse who's trained and dedicated
her life to this moment do that.
And then when you wake up, I'll say, yeah, I did it.
I did it.
Hell, I'll take fake pictures. I'll be like holding the sponge if that if that's
your wish I'll fake it so I make it I'm not. What's the extent you would do? I
would brush my teeth brush my teeth. I'd brush your teeth. Yeah you get in my mouth.
Actually no I wouldn't. You really? No I've seen their gagging my best friend
with a toothbrush just He's like this
No, no shot. I'd probably put deodorant on you now. I would need that. That's it. I'd probably go god. He's a little right today
Alright buddy So crazy sunglasses in a backwards ball cap
And it's really starting to upset me how little you genuinely care about me as a person.
Payton, that, dude, this is genuinely upsetting to me.
This is going into the same, to the theory.
There's no need for me to do that.
But I want it.
And that's too bad sometimes.
And that's the problem.
That's too bad.
I would do anything you wanted me to.
That's not true.
Name one thing I haven't done for you that you've asked me to.
That, I could okay, I
Let's see. It's on the spot. Of course. This is gonna happen
And if he doesn't I want to go pay it it's on the spot. I'm thinking
It is on the spot. There's there's nothing
My mind's not okay
That means I always do stuff for you. So it's so hard for you to think of something I haven't done.
No, I'm trying to think of something specific.
Anything. It doesn't have to be specific.
Give me an overarching thing. Be a vague thing.
There is, there's multiple things.
Like? Oh, there's multiple, name one.
There's, if we say, if I wanted to do something
or go somewhere, but you didn't.
That's not for you.
I'm saying for you.
What the fuck does that even mean then? Like, you you watch about this for me? I would never do that
I know I would never even ask you to wash my ass and that's selfish on itself because you know I'd want to know and
That's strange and there's no need no
I'm not asking you I love you more because I'm not asking you to wash my you either
You have a weird kink or you have a weird thing where you want me to wash my a**. You either have a weird tink,
or you have a weird thing where you want me to wash your a**.
Comfort thing, knowing the person I love the most
in this world, even though it's not reciprocated.
That's not true.
Even though it's not reciprocated.
Again, mine is, that's a comfort thing, mine is more love.
I love you so much, you don't deserve to wash my sphincter.
You're not gonna do it.
It's gonna be someone that went to school for it.
You don't go to school for washing. You go to school to be a nurse. To be a nurse and then be a nurse, but like you don't have to be a there's no like pro washer
Definitely in the minor leagues I am definitely in the minor league. You can't go pro for wash
But you can help you had a little maybe a two-minute course what level would I be you would be enough?
You'd be a senior on JV
You'd be a senior on JV or like a like a
Finance bro on an intramural team at college. That's what you'd be. That's what you'd be watching for me I'd be like I'd like a nice role player. Yeah, but I sweat down there a lot
And you know this part is the brushing your dad. Oh no no I'm not even on the team. I got cut. They didn't even
let me into the trial. Oh you die. There's like it's it's all over. Yeah. Yeah. There's
it. You know the part is that I've been so open and honest on this podcast unlike you
for years that everybody knows everything about me and you have this fake facade about
who you are as a man and a person. How is it a fake facade?
I'm just telling you.
Okay.
Everybody knows everything about me to the point where there's people making these fan edits of me now
and like there's a lot of fan edits of me looking absolutely like a snack fest.
Scrumptious.
Like an absolute Chinese buffet.
Yeah.
All you can eat on the main platter is Payton.
100%.
I look at these and they're fantastic.
Then I go to the comments.
Mmm, I read them too. There's like four or five in a row golly. He's so hot
He's a snack or that little that screenshot of Kermit the frog opened up his little pocket his pocket
So, you know how he's a puppet yeah, so there's a there's a screenshot that they put in those fan edits
of him all bent over opening that pocket up. It's one of my favorites. It's really funny
and flattering. So thank you. But the up part is I'll keep going and reading comments. And
then the majority of them are like, yeah, he's fine. But remember he hasn't washed his
teeth in a month. His teeth stink.
My favorite are the ones that are still there for you
They go we know a lot about yeah, but he's still fine as hell. I don't care for them having to say I don't care
Yeah, like they are disregarding so much. Yeah, there's a lot that's happened to them in love
If you're to the point where you know that about and I appreciate it
And that's why the Peyton Gurley's and me are so strong one out of ten
What is your morning breath like right off the wake up. Dude, it has caused me issues recently.
It has caused me, dude, I've lost women to that.
No.
You can't stay at my house.
I literally, I think my love life has taken a detour
because of my morning breath.
And I think, and it's not my teeth, it's really my tongue.
Dude, oh, oh, that's f***ing gross.
That is gross. What do you mean?
So like a lot of morning breath is, like, it's guttural and it's like, it's the mouth.
If I tuck my tongue, I'm fine.
As long as, if my tongue hits oxygen, clear the f***ing room.
There's two things wrong with that. Quickly. One.
How does one tuck their tongue?
Oh, I'm back here. It's like you fold it back.
It's like you fold it back, like, you know, when you're rolling your arm,
you just keep it in that back position.
And you're talking to him like this.
Yeah, I'm talking to him with the bottom of my tongue.
Yeah, it's really like this.
That's a problem. So they probably think you're the mummy.
Yeah, because there's been there's been girls, you know, I'm in the dating pool.
There's been girls. Your top level free agent. Right, there's been girls that you know we're
having good talks for a week, you stay over at my house. You know what I mean?
I'll give you one stay over, but I'll have Listerine, those little
acids. No, you keep the... Yeah, I got that, but then I got the little
sneak joint, the little acid tabs of Listerine. I'll put that on my tongue at 6 a.m.
I know I'm about to wake up. I'll put that on my tongue at six a.m. I know I'm about to wake up.
I'll put that over.
Oh my God, I would argue, dude,
that might be a bad concoction.
But the part is, I remember this one girl,
she was staying the night at my house,
and she stayed for like two days, both days, acid tab.
Third day, she was like, let's switch sides of the bed.
Oh, I don't got nothing on that side.
I got no Listerine tabs on that side of the bed.
You got my whole first aid kit there.
I got my band-aid and she went around with that nightstand.
I say, oh, hey,
she goes, whoa, through the window.
Never talk to her after that. We can't flip.
If we flip sides of the bed, it's the last time we talk.
Okay. You wake up in the morning.
Yeah.
With.
Wake up in the morning feeling like cam
can't no we don't you feel like it oh
oh no I forgot I forgot about all the news in the national news I forgot all
about it I was just singing the classic I was singing the classic he he he
donated to his go fund me did not bro no in jail. No I did not bro. No I did not. Run it back.
Wake up in the morning feeling
like Camp Kenny.
Got my hips on my waist
and they're really
skinny me.
So if you wake up with a girl
that you court
and you're about to go
you're about to start your day
and you wake up. You're only allowed one of these things,
shower or hygiene, which is cologne and teeth brush.
You can only do one off the wake up,
and then you have to go out with her.
So you can't take your morning poop, or you can't shower.
Let me break this down to you right now.
Oh my God, I'm looking at you.
There is a science, bub you I have spent so much anxious
hours on this I don't I'm not sure if there's a foreigner in my home I have
three levels of opportunity I am not I would literally go by a hotel room down
the street to go I will not if there's a lovely lady in my house.
I don't care how long.
Like, if we get like a year in, yeah I'll do it.
It takes 12 months to sh** in front of someone.
Depends on the lady.
But, so sh**, that's not even an option.
I will never sh** in front of a foreigner.
In front of a lady.
I will never sh** in front of a lady.
Dude, you're, oh my god.
What's the other one?
Shower?
Shower?
Is that counted as a birdbath? Like can burb a chambered bath? Oh, okay?
I'll just you know and I'm not proud of it
I do wake up wet and so my my webbing is real sticky dude
Y'all don't want to use my hand towel in my bathroom because that's I've done a couple quick wipes with that
Don't use it your hands will start smelling worse after the after the dry off
smelling worse after the dry off.
No, it kind of f**ked me a little bit. Like you're making me ill.
Yeah, don't smell the white one.
Don't smell it.
That streak on it's not a makeup streak.
Payton, you...
Smell your hands after you wash my hands in my house.
Smell your hands after you wash your hands in my house.
See what happens.
No, no, no, no.
Use my towel, you'll be like, what the f**k?
No, Pete, you need, like, you understand you what the no P you need like you understand you don't
Like you don't have to be like that like that right there blows anxiety
No, it's not yeah, it is no no, but at one point
Do you just like foot down and you say I'm gonna change I'm gonna change. I'm too strong 26
You're too strong. You're too strong six. You're too persevering of a mind you can you can end this now would it be wrong?
Is it taking resources away from somebody to have like a
Hospice nurse right now at 26
There's no way you just said that
You would go you would get a first-class ticket I f**ked up the hospice nurse.
You would go, you would get a first class ticket straight to hell.
Highest bidder wins.
That's bad.
Now that's too far.
I was trying to extend the joke.
My grandma, the one that died of cancer, severe pancreatic cancer, she had a hospice nurse
and I said, you working overtime?
When she croaked I said said you want some more work
You
Bubba
That's how I Joe
Jokes are fine. I understand
Understand it bro. Hey, I got ya the cleanliness the like like you're a grown man. Yeah, no, I get it
He's turned into a Sith Lord., like you're a grown man. Yeah. No, I get it. What the fuck was that? What was that?
He's turned into a Sith Lord.
I was saying you're a grown man, you were,
you're like, you got hella deep.
Did I?
Yeah, you were, you're,
Oh, I don't know.
Oh my God.
That's strange.
That's your, dude.
No, you have, there's, it might be,
this might be spiritual. Yeah. no, no, I'm not kidding
What you really didn't hear yourself get deep right there? No didn't CJ didn't either
And then you started spinning stuff. No, no, we might know that's that's allergy. No, we might need no it might be an exorcism
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I forgot to tell you about this in...
Does it matter?
It doesn't, but it was one of the cities.
I was trying to get proper.
But I forgot to tell you about this.
We were sitting out eating and it was one of the cities we went to.
You went to the restroom,
and as you were in the restroom,
it happened like a split second.
This guy and his son walks by us,
and just the awful 21st century,
tick-tocking mind of myself,
you know I'm a grown man with my own kid,
this little kid, probably a five-year-old boy.
Oh, this is gonna sound awful saying now, he walks past with a ball cap on it that says
meat eater. And now I said, I said, no, it has nothing to do with that.
But I said, as a father, why the f*** are you putting that hat on your kid, dog?
Why would you ever dress your son with a ball cap that says meat eater?
ever dress your son with a ball cap that says meat eater.
And it was all caps, no logo, no branding, just meat eater right on his.
I don't know, I was looking for like Nathan Hotdog challenge.
I was looking for like an emblem.
There was nothing else on the head.
It was a plain J-Hats.
Plain ball cap that read in all caps stitched lettering
Meat-eater and his little walk around happy as can be
And I'm just like that dad sucks, man
He sucks
like
There's no oh no don't do no don't do that. I'm saying that's it. That's a that's a
No, don't do that. I'm saying that's a that's a that's a shit. That is a thing as a dad to do. Yeah. So it made me
think is there anything that I could do? Yes. To Malachi to
where you would like you could not help but jump in and tell
it to like stop you from doing it. Stop me. addressing an
attitude of making there's already something he does. I
want you to stop it. You don't do it no no no no wait what the wait there's
things your son does I don't like and I can't step in it's not my my position
but I've brought it up in jokes riddle me let me know I do not like how your
son puts his whole forearm in his mouth okay he's teething but he gags himself
does it yesterday threw up yesterday yes so he's teething. But he f***ing gags himself. He does. Yesterday he threw up. He literally, yesterday?
Yes.
So he's teething.
He's very close to his first little white tooth poking out.
So he's always just, anything that's in his hands.
In his mouth because it soothes it.
Yesterday he literally went like that deep and he goes, eeeh, it was vomit.
Yeah.
And it smelled awful.
Yeah.
But.
That's what, but y'all don't stop it.
What are the problems you have in my last episode?
I don't like the way I'll dress them to the pool
I don't like the way I'll dress them to the he's super sensitive, and he has very light light light white skin, okay?
He's like the way I don't like the way I'll dress into the burn like a son of a shit
We didn't have him in long sleeves and pants
Give me like a more give him a little more stylistic choice. He doesn't need it, he's a six month old baby.
That's fine.
I just don't like it and that's okay.
Okay this is not where it was supposed to go.
Oh okay.
But you're pissing me off.
He's a baby.
Yeah, what was your question?
I'm saying what, to what extent something that I'm doing, like I am dressing Malachi
a certain way, I'm making him do this action.
You're complaining about self things. The pool, sure, but he has to.. I'm making him do this action. You're complaining about self things.
The pool, sure, but he has to.
But I'm talking like five years old.
Like, at what point would you literally have to jump in,
be like, I can't allow this.
I can't let you do that to my nephew.
If you ever put my nephew in a leash.
Okay.
Now, if you, and no, you shut the hell up.
And I'm being dead serious.
I'm gonna talk to Liv about this too.
If your son ever has a-
A human leash. A zebra leash on his back inside
of a Kroger, I mean, I will never talk to you again. I would never do that. And I thought
you had one. I would never leave. Because he has his little fall backpack that's a monkey.
He has a little backpack they put on him because he's able to sit up now on his own. It's so
cute. It's so cute. But sometimes he has the Kennedy head. It's from hey
It's like a lot of weight isn't the 84th percentile and so and that's why he's bald a little bit
It's the the hair follicles can't develop with the size of that kids head
There's more skin than there's pores. Yeah, yeah, 100%.
He has poreless skin.
Yeah, the hair fucker's like, what the?
We cannot grow this rat.
Like, there's more head.
They go, just take it when you see it.
And just pop out.
And so I thought y'all got him, because Liv just came in and put this backpack on him
and I said if there's a string that comes out of that backpack and y'all start to walk
in because he can't even crawl.
No I'd argue I'd get a divorce.
Like if Liv, I'm dead serious.
I'm not kidding.
And honestly, and if he gets to stroller age right, because he's going to be a tall kid.
Yes. If he gets to stroller age and his legs are hanging out that much and touching the ground. I'm never talking to you again. Oh
My god what?
Do you remember the airport incident in Boston? It just reminded me what happened in Boston. There was the
There's that five-year-old kid
Still had his pass in his mouth. No, I didn't see that but I don't know what pacifier ages. I don't know
Not five five years old. He can be like dad. I want water burger
He's going
Okay, but you could it could be a big kid. I'm not gonna lie a lot of people whenever I was a baby thought I was like
You know, like I was like doing things too old, but I was just a big kid.
I was a big a** baby.
You were dude, you like-
I was massive, bro.
People don't understand, you are like, you're a big a** bro, like you are big.
And I guess I never realized it in myself either, but like looking at us, like I'll have these random moments of just like like a clean slate mind.
Yeah. Where I'd say like we're with each other and I turn around and I see you next to just like a Jane Doe,
like a regular person. I'm just like
man, like you are you're genuinely a big
person. Yeah. You know, I'm gonna start taking I'm gonna start taking money from people in our meeting greets.
I'm gonna start taking money from y'all. Like I'm literally gonna take money from them.
I'm gonna take money out of their pocket.
What does that mean?
Every time somebody comments on our height, I'm taking five dollars.
Oh yeah, you go, hey that'll be five.
I was gonna say something, it would've got real dark.
No don't, don't.
Okay good.
No but I'm just kidding, I love that.
I wanna say something, I wanna talk about something that happened that. No, I'm itching. I'm itching to say it. But we got, I want to say something. I want to talk about something that happened
at our Columbus, Ohio show.
Now.
Oh, beautiful show.
It was a beautiful show.
Love that show.
We're going to talk about more in depth of the tour
on the extended episodes and like these behind the scenes
stories, because K. Robin Pierce, they were there
and we got some crazy stuff that's happened.
And we're going to rank the shows so far, what we've done.
Columbus, Ohio, we were lucky enough and we got the honor of fulfilling a Make-A-Wish for a lovely girl
named Savannah. Savannah, she is the coolest girl in our whole family that we have ever
met and we got reached out to by Make-A-Wish Foundation like a month or so ago, and they were like,
hey, there's a girl named Savannah.
Her wish is to come to your show in Columbus.
And we were like, of course.
Like, why?
Like, no brainer.
I honestly, when that first happened,
I got emotional because I felt bad.
I was like, there's no, like, that we,
we're not that important.
You know what I mean? Like, there's no like that we were not that important. You know what I mean?
Like there's, but we were very honored.
And so this week or this last week
when we did our Columbia show, we met her
and she was so cool.
I mean, it was just, she was honestly amazing.
Like Savannah, you're watching, you're amazing.
Like you're just an awesome awesome awesome person. Yeah and
you can see the moment we had on stage on the Youshino podcast Instagram and
all our Instagrams and then in the documentary that comes out after the
tour you can see all the behind the scenes that we talked with her. She's
she's literally I kid you not so positive. Yes. And like optimistic about
life and just like this light in a room and
being able to fulfill that dream was the biggest honor and we did something cool
she is gonna be now the official third host of the You Should Know podcast so
everybody make some noise for new host Savannah. Since she is the third host of the You Should Know podcast, everybody take a look at the
middle screen to the logo with Savannah. Round of applause. So on next week's episode, she's going
to be in the intro video, this as its logo and then this logo is going to be up there the whole
She's gonna be in the intro video, this as its logo, and then this logo's gonna be up there the whole episode.
Savannah is super cool.
I think Make-A-Wish is gonna put out an article about her
so y'all can read more about the story.
As soon as that comes out, we'll link it to everything.
Her family too, man.
Her mom, her dad, her sister, just everyone.
I mean, it was just, it's one of those moments
that if you didn't know, like you'd you didn't know like you'd have no clue
Yeah, like you'd have no clue because they're just so positive funny people like just
Kind-spirited like it was just awesome awesome so cool, and I'm glad that
She felt that she got what she wanted out of the experience
She seemed really happy and that's the that was the biggest thing we
wanted. Even though we fulfilled the make-a-wish, I don't know what the rules
are but I would love to have her come out to Dallas. I want her to come here.
We can have an episode with her on Patreon. Like that would be super sick.
So yeah, y'all are gonna see more of Savannah. Hopefully we can
get her here or you know
May go back to Columbus because I really did like Columbus. I did like Columbus a lot
So everybody I think I think she should be the secret code
Yeah, I think we should we should we should do that. Okay. Here we go
Well before we get out of here first off, thank you so much coming back episode 176
We are happy to be back in the motherland,
back in Triple D, Dallas, East Coast.
Y'all were amazing.
Remember, go to the Patreon to see us talk about it,
rank the shows, talk about the crazy crowds,
the great crowds, and everything in between.
That is the second link in the description right there.
The first one is to get your tickets.
We got five domestic shows remaining.
We got Charlotte, Atlanta, Tampa,
Nashville, and Houston. There's a few tickets left in each of those spots. Click that link.
We'll see you there. But to confuse the casuals, get the good karma this week. Secret code
as daddy, uncle, DJ, doctor, and everything in between P said is going to be C- be CHS.
CHS, what could that be?
You say it.
Co-host Savannah.
Co-host Savannah.
Co-host Savannah, write it, leave it everywhere,
show some love to her, leave it everywhere.
Guys, we love you, we'll see you over at the Patreon.
Remember, one out of two quality beers,
I'll make it home to Christmas, and we'll see ya
next time.
Savannah, what's up, girl?
You good?
You still listening to Drake?