You Should Know Podcast - INTRODUCING THE GIRLFRIEND! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

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How are we feel? Oh my. We're under attack. No, that's the second time we're under attack. We just got under attack last week. That's PTSD, fellas. It's too soon. We got broken into last week. Co-O's Cam is in the studio.

How you feeling, bud? Big, heavy, and wet. Wow. At least we're honest about the big and heavy. I don't know. Unfortunately, I think I'm most honest about being wet. Oh, why are you, why are you a little dripped? Well, for one reason, won't share to the audience. For second, though, perspiration under the pitoral areas. That is, petoral. Patoril is a great area. Under the pitoral areas. It's so cold outside. When I step in this studio, I sweat. Dude, he did. Every time. So freezing outside. So freezing. I don't like it. And I had that thought today. I was like, it just for every year, it furthers my point. of I do not understand, and we're not going to do, we're not going to do this. No, if you speak your subject to cross contamination. Oh, no, not cross contamination.

That's when you put like, like you cook chicken and then you touch something. Yeah. Cross. That's whenever you go step on one of those downtown needles. You ever seen one of those loose and walking around? Oh, dude, I saw a spoon. Look like it was struck by the sun itself. There's a burn center right in the middle.

It was black as night. We'll eat your soup with that. Oh, that's, that'll be your last bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Oh, my God. Talk about cross-contamination. What is the legal term in court? Cross-examine. Cross-examine.

Yes. Cross-examine. Speak. Every year around this time, I always talk about how I don't understand people that prefer the cold over the heat. Yeah, I just hate you. It's just simple, simple logic. Cold with proper materials equals cozy. Warm with no materials or the best materials equals still.

We've had the same debate for the-examble. And I don't understand how it won't sink into your little mushy brain. Because more materials doesn't mean more comfortability to me. That means less mobility. You're used to not being mobile because you're... That's not true. This is it for you. This is naturally it.

That's not true. What the hell is this? Like I'm the thing in front of a car sales. Oh, those are skinny. Go peta. Go pita. Go pita. Oh my.

Oh, my God. Oh, no, you got a fat wedgey. You need, like, you, bro, you need, there's a certain point you need to be groomed. Like, you need to be groomed. Not, whoa. Whoa. Oh, and I'm freaked out. You need to be groomed like a dog, like a border collie.

No, no. The back of your ass is way too hairy. You know, I had that, I had that discussion in my household this week about my grooming. Because I, you know, I talked to Voldemort. And I said, I said, hey, Voldy. Hey, no-nose. I said, your baby's as white as Voldemort. Just put that together.

Yes, he does have a nose, though. Very, very prominent nose truck. Careful. I said, you were talking to Voldemort. I was talking to Voldemort. Yeah, my lady. Yeah, your lady, Voldemort. Because all my boys make fun of my body hair.

My boys and body hair don't mix. Body hair and boys. They don't like it. No-go. Opposite gangs, bloods and crips. And I said, and so I was giving Voldemort a hug, right? And if you know anything about me, if you review any

you should know podcast footage with me with my shirt off, there's a lot of it. And from the back, I got a tough. You do? Like right here, and I don't like that

has a scientific name. I can I put that other? I don't like that. Because now it's very real and I feel like that grows an emotional attachment to you. Tough. Is it tough?

Tough. It's tough. The fact that you are a regular human being in the year of 2025. And you have a tough. Well, I feel. Sounds primal.

Oh, I feel like they have lied to me about my birth. I feel like there was an extra procedure to cut off a tail as soon as I came to this world. I feel like I came out with a, at least a Doberman, pinch your tail. You were supposed to be a saying? You're supposed to literally be. So many jokes came across my mind, and the internet will ream me. I let those go. Oh, I got a, I got a soak on those.

Wow. I asked my, because I was giving her a hug, right? And, you know, she's smaller than me, because I'm a big girl, right? And so her hands naturally went right above, right above my dude. Oh, right above the dude, right into the tough. Right where the tough. And I felt her playing with my tough like that. And I got, because of my boys, I got insecure.

I said, hey, don't touch that. You say, hey, hands off the tough. You know, like, whenever you pick up a dog from back, I don't want, don't pick me up like that. I don't pick me up like that. I'm like me on my mother. Don't pick me up from my, from my pre. what was I going to say I'm sorry

I was going to say something but I forgot I'm sorry no I'm freaking out and I don't know why I feel like you imagine living like that for 27 years I don't know that's bullshit I can't say

okay okay so she went into your tub and was massaging my tub and like pulling on it and like almost braiding it and then you you struck it I said, don't do that. My boys don't like it.

And when she went to leave, it was like a Chinese finger trap. She couldn't get out. Why Chinese finger trap? Oh! Back to the ship. Oh, wow. Okay. If you know, you know.

Boldy. Okay. Okay. So she went to leave. She went, oh my God, it was like a Claymore. Yes, right. And I said, don't do that. I said, my boys make fun of me are tough.

And she goes, yeah, I've noticed that I really don't appreciate K. Rob and Cam for always making fun of your body hair. She's like, I really like it. And I was like, well, I was thinking about shaving it. And she got so serious. She goes, never do that. Now, as a man, right, does that make, should that make me feel good? or should that, well, in your situation, now Liv doesn't touch. My wife loves me.

Oh, yeah. She knows you're a great reproductive partner. Yeah. She loves me for what I have and what I can offer. I'm kidding. Live loved me when I literally looked like a, a, yeah, you looked like you sang Bob to the top in the school musical. That and a seller. Right.

Yeah, she loves me. So, as a man, so does Liv like play with your gut? Because I know you don't like that. Like, we're, we're letting them fly this episode, aren't we? We are 10 minutes in, and I've got gut, hips, fat ass, can't move. Wife doesn't touch. Oh, we're on a roll. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh, no, she doesn't play with my foo. Is it not? She goes, what's under there? She goes, oh, all right, whatever. She goes, where is he at? Where?

Okay, no, she does not and is there anything on you that she doesn't that that you're insecure about, but she loves Uh, oh, oh, I mean, in the size of it Babe, it's perfect for me. This is like the perfect settle down size Oh no, I literally. Oh my God, if I don't say that to me. Don't say that to me. No, no. If a woman were to say that to a freshly seasoned or even veteran partner, yeah. Say, oh my God, no, this is the perfect size to settle down with. I will. I like the big ones. I'd like, really? Really? The big ones are just too much? I would literally. I'd probably go, I'd probably go line of bath. And I would, I would, literally jump in the bath with your clothes on.

Oh my God, let's further the lore. Let's get in it. Is that coming off in like a like a pillow talk situation? Like you might be watching some little netty Netflix or is that is that sliding out during reproductive practices? I know exactly when it will come out. Give me this scenario. Because as men were insecure, right? Yeah.

So it's, I think it happens after the act. When you know you haven't performed, right? When you know, you know, you know like one of those, I'm sorry. oh yeah no and so then it's like you fish for compliments right oh yeah and so you're here you're out there you have your rod you got your bag you know it wasn't that bad right like it wasn't i mean it was like it was like it's like like we both got to the finish line like it was yo right we did like it was both of us right like we both did right like we both finished the race like yeah you're not still running yeah and then be like like and then once you're fishing that you you do you say something

to insinuate like about that right yeah And then that's when your partner would hit you with. No, babe, it's the perfect size. The big, I don't like the big ones, right? But you don't like the little ones either, right? I, I, I, I, no, I would probably, like, I'd probably faint. Yeah, no. Like, in the moment, I'd be so flabbergasted.

I'd just be like, that's one of your, you're like, chest goes to your ass. I would turn off. Yeah. Like my lung would collapse. Yeah. And then I'd, mm, never mind. Then I'd wake up, and I'd probably be like, well, I'll see you tomorrow. I'm taking my son.

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Oh my God. Oh, no. Is it vulnerable? It's, it is vulnerable in all caps with 17 exclamation points. Because that's what I love. I love when you, I can use your vulnerability against you. I love that. I don't, but hell, we're here. Maybe I don't have the exact pinpoint. Let's call it like three months, three months into dating live. We go to a basketball game and we're there with a friend, a mutual friend of both of ours that went to the same school as you and me. Okay. A friend that was there the first year. Okay. Okay. We're all walking into the game, and he is just expressing his love that we are now together, right? Because this is the next year. He's a different school. Right. He's like, dude, I still just, it's just crazy that y'all are together. Like, this is sick.

Like, that's so awesome. And we're just talking about it. I'm like, yeah, bro, it's fire. Like, she's sick. So we're walking into this basketball game, and conversation kind of takes a turn. Don't even remember. I just remember, I'll never forget this question. But he literally looks at live and goes,

is Cam the biggest you ever been with? Out loud, walking into a collegiate basketball game and me, me, insecure young little Cam at the time, I go, no need to answer that. You don't have to answer that. It's literally a free world. You don't answer that?

Like, you like literally, no, don't answer that. First of all, this guy's the weirdest guy that's ever existed. No, this guy wanted your wife. No, that's what has to happen. I really hope that's not true, but... Oh, do I know this man? That was, uh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah.

But that was, that was a literal question that left his mouth and then live. Yeah, I need to know your wife's response to this. So now. Because I want to know. This is probably the saddest I've ever gone out. No, I mean, I mean, the big, I mean, I grabbed flour, I grabbed sugar, and I baked myself a big L cookie. And I put it in that oven. And I just baked the biggest L cookie.

I dipped that hell in some milk. and I had that big L cookie. She goes, yes, yes he is. And I turned her and I go, you don't have to lie. Stand up, bro. Fight for yourself. You're all you got.

In the background, Riff! Riff! I literally go, I go, live, you don't have to lie. And then we hear the buzzer and I was like, let's go watch the moops. Just watch. No, Cam, that's bad.

Cam, because even from like a self-respect point, I've grown since. Even if she lied to you, you appreciate that she lies. Yeah, she's love you. She's saving face. She's being a rock, just a rock star. She's being a bottom. You know?

Okay. Yeah, well, I'm a little rock toy. She's been a great woman, right? She's been a great woman. And she's holding it down. Right. Now, I was so flabbergasted and deconstructed from that question. that I don't know why, but I semi took offense.

I said, Liv, you don't got to lie. All right, all right, you're with me for the vision you see. You don't have to lie. All right, let's just go off your bad. This is an investment, right? It's a penny stock, right? You're hoping one day that we've signed this great deal. We're in at all the local schools.

We shoot up to $180 a share and you'd strike gold. Yeah, I go, don't lie. That's hilarious. Yeah, it was wicked, though. It was crazy conversation. I had a self-reflection about myself as well. Yours was from the past. Mine was from this week.

Oh, oh. Well, that could be good. You've been on it, you've been on a hot streak. Have I? Yeah. How so? Fitness journey Tapping back into some Vigia games. Right. Great time. Maybe doing a little, maybe watching a lot of sports. Yeah. Not too hot in that second. Not too high gambling. You're doing, you're doing good. I think it's the working out that it's kind of parlay is with that, right? It does. It'll change your whole life. So I've been working out a little more. Mm-hmm. My body's sore, right? Mm-hmm. And normally you everybody knows I enjoy a good massage, right? Yes. And I have a lady. Yes. I love her. She, we don't speak much as a language barrier, but I love her. Yeah. No, no, it's true. No, very true. Yeah. Yeah. You met her. Yeah, very true. How was the conversation? It was not existent. Who's just like, no. And then the end is, and then you walk out.

No, no, I do that. I'll do that. Oh, appreciate it. Like, yeah. It's almost like, I love yourself. Oh, appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. No. I didn't. I didn't. Here, I didn't do the... No, I'm just saying, that's out. No, I'm saying out. It's out. No, that has to be out. Join the Patreon.

Not even. Oh, yes. Come on. Oh, yes. Oh, you're making it away. Cancel them, I don't care. That's not, that's not, they know my heart. K-cote's like, ma, we lost the deal.

But yes, I know her. And she's a very nice woman. Just, yeah, there is a barrier. Yeah, she's a great woman, right? And normally she's always available for me. Right? Yeah. Normally, she's always available for me.

Yes. I've never called her and she says, no, I can't do it. Right? Anytime I call her, she's there. Like, yeah, pull up. Jesus Christ, my shirt's dirty. Every time you call her, simply like, yep, pull up. But this time, this time, I call her, she doesn't answer.

I said, oh, no, don't like that. Not good. Call her again, she doesn't answer her. Call her the third time, she answers, and she's aggressive with me. God, you're persistent. Well, I needed the massage. I was sore. Someone didn't tell you?

No. Hey, someone doesn't answer twice. Don't just keep ringing them. Geez. What if she was in the hospital or something? Well, that's not my fault. So, that's true. So I call her the third time.

She answers, but she's a little upset. Like, she's like, you can tell she's flustered. And essentially she tells me, I'm not going to mimic, but she tells me she's not available today. Yeah. But I was very headstrong. No, stop. You use your own imagination how the conversation went. Yeah.

Stop. Yeah. So. Do not cut them when he did that. So, I was like, okay, I need to get a massage. I'm going to call this new place. It was like a sports recovery place. Fire, off rip.

Awesome. Off rip, because they do good stretching, too. They do, apparently, you know, it's great for. physical activity former athletes current athletes i'm a big big former yeah big on the former athletes right so i call and i say hey i just need it's just me can i come in right now i need a massage i'm sore i've been working out perfect you can come in right i go into the massage place nice new aesthetic a lot of tubes like a science lab right i was like oh this is cool right sit down they're like okay your your room will be available

in a little bit and I say all righty do the corner a large man comes around right and you could tell he he looks like he was like an offensive tackle for like the San Francisco 49ers right this one of the biggest humans I've ever seen like vascular hairy forms remember the dentist at finger my mouth like same forms like one of those so it was just got to get to have molar yeah that's deep YSK lore if you don't know so this big brolicy man and scrubs comes around the corner, like, but like athletic scrubs. Not like, possible scrubs. What are you doing in scum, you're not harvesting my organs?

Yeah, like athletic scrubs, right? What is an athletic scrub? Like sweatpants, but the top was doctory. Oh, so like a Nike pro. Like, what the f***? Athletic scrubs? There's either scrubs or there's not? He's a Nike tag.

Why'd you say scrubs? Because we're in a place of business. He goes, pain hardened. He said a suit, but like an athletic suit. He goes, pain hardened. I go, that's me. He goes, don't ever see my footmaver again. Just Payton will suffice.

He goes, room, whatever's available. I'm thinking he's just walking me to the room, right? He takes me to the room. He goes, all right, brother. Give you a second to be ready. I'll be here about two minutes. I go, oh yeah. You?

Oh, yeah. And he goes, I'll be ready. And so I'm like, oh, shit. I'm about to get a massage by a man. Yes, you are, yes, sir. And that's not a problem. I'm progressive, right? I'm an ally, right? I've been to the parade in Houston. I have been. And so I'm fine with that. And I have no insecurities or worries, right? But I'm used to getting my massage is naked, right?

I get my massage. I like get naked. Get in me. Like really get in me. Oh! Like I like an elbow in the crack. Yeah, you've all been, man. You might like a finger somewhere else. You said, get in me. Okay. And so I'm laying down, right? And he comes in. Right. right i have the sheet over me i'm face down butt naked like i'm used to now i don't think i'm supposed to be because this is an athletic massage so he goes so he pulls the sheet up he goes oh he's like what the you know how to me he goes i'm a lever so i put shorts back on thing that is to have a girl man tell you to put your pants back he goes he's like oh what the hey man i'm gonna give you about 30 more seconds put them draws back oh he comes back he comes back

bro he puts this like like tiger bomb on me dog that muck felt good bro oh i bet no i got a little hard No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just said, CJ, you, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not like, weirdly. Oh, there's only one, like, f***chreth, not like DeShon Watson, like massage.

No, you're sounding real, you're sounding real, quarterbacky. No, but my shit jumped, that's I'm saying. Where was this tiger bomb placed? My back on your feet. Tuft, and you're sitting there getting pulses. Remind me a Voldemort. That's why I'm not vulnerable.

No, no, no, no, no. I had more to say. No, you will say it. No, you will say it. Oh, you should have seen when he bit me up, when he had me like this. No, well, if we can't be honest. No, we're being honest.

I thought we're inclusive. No, we're very inclusive. You just got a little stiffy when you're getting rubbed down some tiger ball by an offense alignment for the 49. It jumped. I didn't stay there. Why is it jump?

What are you think of during massages? You gotta be in the moment. Oh, okay. This guy is rubbing out my muscles. That's just primal instant. You're not thinking. You hit my spot. We all got a spot.

Thank God he made you put your shorts back on. Oh my God. He's sitting there rubbing your back and all the sheets moving. Oh, man. Well, no. Well, Peyton. It's gonna be a little. No, that's, no, don't scratch you tough.

Now, so what did he, was there any discourse? He didn't see it. First off, he didn't see it. Oh, it wasn't a big jump in. No, no, I'm telling you, it was like a little, like a little, it was like a little, it was like a little wink, like a little, like a little breeze. Yeah, my buddy said, who, hey, went back. Yeah, it just, I'm okay, that's fine. That's good.

So there was, so he didn't see it. No, no, no, no, it wasn't like weird. I'm just, I was being honest with my friends. No, that as you should. And we appreciate that. So now, was there mental thoughts happening after that happened? No. Did you?

No. So you didn't question yourself in the moment. Like maybe something along lines of why is my jumping when he's rubbing my back? No, because it felt good. I knew the answer. I knew the answer. God, we love an honest man.

I'm honest. We love an honest man. And there's not, there's no such a shit. Hey, I told my wife doesn't have to lie and you got for a guy. Welcome back to you. Oh, oh my God. Okay, first off, this isn't even, that, that is wicked.

Not really. We love an honest man. No, that's, no, it is. That's a little wicked. The crazy thing is, KROP recommended me to the guy. So, he might have jumped a couple times soon. He goes, you should, and he gets in that L4, brother. That shit is nice.

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The family is amazing. You already know that. The vibes are always fun. But super, like, to the point, I almost took a picture of this man. But that just reminded me of this. I'm sitting in a Walmart. Now, who sits in Walmart. Gotta stop going to Oklahoma Walmart.

You know, I know. Who sits in Walmarts? Don't know. I understand. I'm waiting on live. We'd already finish. I'm waiting on her with Bubba to get out of the bathroom. Right.

So I'm just sitting at that little front little bench. And I sh-you-not. I'm sitting there, doom scrolling, look at my kid. Oh, hey, Bubba. Literally, probably seven-foot-four walks to the door. A f***ing behemoth of a man. Victor Women Yama came in. A country bread, cornbread, whole milk.

Oklahoma boy at seven. four, walks in with the size 19 ls on his feet. The b-ha had suspenders on. What size are those? Those are six-X suspenders? Not body shaming, but this was, like, genuinely one of the biggest human beings I've ever seen. And he walks, oh, hell no. Scared of him?

Was he going to curse me? No, I'm not going to speak. I go, hey, he goes, but he's your higher up in the white category. Oh, he is. He runs the whites. He walks in, suspenders and all, and I don't know what he's grabbing, but he gets the little, like the handheld basket. It looked like he's just holding a little coin purse.

Like, in his hands were literally like this big. And I don't know, I still, like, I don't think he played sports anything. Could have, I don't know. I didn't take a picture of him because I was like, I'm, that guy's looking at me. Yeah. So I didn't, but he was absolutely monstrous. I wasn't even going to say that, but that reminds him of it. But as tall guys, we're both tall guys, how do you feel like, genuinely inside walking past

people that are taller than us. No, I mean, I've, I've never been, I think I'm just like, damn, he's tall. Like, but I, I've never, do you talk about, you get like an internal, I'm just like, oh my God, like Bubba gets jelly. No, no, no, no, it's more of my process. No, no, no, no, no, sir. No sir, not jelly. No jelly, all jam. I'm saying, like, I just, I view the world differently for those two seconds I'm walking past somebody else. You know, because I, it's rare that I'm, I'm not seeing somebody's corn pone. Yeah, right? That's very true. And so when I'm looking at somebody's under chin, it doesn't feel good for me.

It is like a shock almost. It's like a quick shock. But I, bro, I think you have to be significantly taller. Like if you're 6-8, 6-9, 6-10s even, it's like we've seen that our whole, like we've seen that. Like, we've seen that, we've been around that all of our whole life. It's not a crazy jump. When you're in, when you're a footer, like there's a difference. Like a footer is when people really start looking at you like, oh, what the hell is that?

100% and I feel bad I feel bad for him yeah I know as soon as the ball stops for you it just sucks yeah your bones hurt you can't go into a store and buy shoes can't get certain cars you can't buy jeans you can't buy certain vehicles yeah yeah I think we lucked out we're on the perfect height perfect just like we're too tall we're not in that like grotesque is something wrong exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm starting to feel it in my in my bones and I'm starting to feel it's bad I'll sit crisscross and any time I move to stand up my entire your right knee goes Yeah, it's horrible.

Every time. And I'm like, thanks a lot, Lisa. I mean, y'all've heard me walk. It's like pop rocks. Oh, yeah. That's just poor health. Poor ankle health on you. You went to the grocery store, right?

Yes, that story took place in the grocery store. Yes, sir. And I had this thought, right? Yes, sir. So you know when you go to the grocery store and you're going around shopping, you use a shopping cart, right? Yes, sir. I frequent the mall a lot.

I'm always at the mall. Genuine question, just a perception of the world. Why don't we use shopping carts inside of malls? But we use them in grocery stores. I think it's, I think it's an efficiency thing. I think it would be more efficient if we use shopping carts. I think you are tragically wrong. Why?

Malls are way more populated. Way more populated. So you throw, it's not necessarily true. That's, that's a million percent true. You think, you think there's ever been a Walmart that you've stepped inside, that singular Walmart that has ever had a population of North Park. Yes.

Okay. Where? Which one? Black Friday. any year. Black Friday. Do they use shopping carts? That's the one exception. Okay, but do they use shopping carts on Black Friday? Yes. And how hectic is Black Friday at Walmart? Not too. It's a little more jam-packed, but you just got to say a little more excuse me. Now imagine right here, can I get right here? A little more excuse me. Now imagine a mall with 20,000 people in it

on Saturday. First off, you've never been to a mall that has 20,000 people in it. Never have you seen that. Really? Because I'm going to pull your exact same card. Black Friday. Oh. There's still a 20,000 people came. I think you're grossly overestiming how many 20,000 people are. I guarantee you. There's been 20,000 people in a mall before. Guarantee you. At one single time, inside them all. Yes. It's a fire hazard. Fire marshal will shut that down immediately. Malls are massive. Mals are absolutely huge. Yes. Yeah. They have a crazy fire code. They have a lot more people than a target. Yeah. Okay. But don't you think, so your thing is just the lanes would get congested. Bro, everything. What are you, what are you going to, you're going to push

a shopping cart into a hot topic? What are you going to knock down half their merchandise? Hot topic is a condensed store and that's not fair. Exactly. Spencers, foot locker, even there are all, malls are made for foot traffic. You're actually like steel cages of destruction. Have you never seen the shopping carts that are double deckers that are a little more, they're little more. What are we doing? What are we doing? I'm not talking about the big buggies that go like this. I'm talking about the ones. Yeah, double deckers. Right there double deckers. Put the colds up top dries down below. Can't put a kid in that mrs. Can't do it. Don't have the footh.

But you can put a decent amount of merchandise in there. First off. So in that, but that, and that narrow so much space. No, it doesn't. Because it also opens up to. How so? On high degrees. You have two bags from your foot locker, right? You slide in the Hot Topic, you grab that shirt, you throw a rock in the opposite corner. Everyone, oh, what was that? Right under the bags you leave with your buggy.

More than... You act like the whole security system of the tag on clothes goes away because you're... Oh, because Hot Topic! Hot Topic! Hot Topic! Who did you in the Hot Topic? I don't know, like, what are they doing this? Why is Hot Topic? You know they don't have tags on the clothes.

But no, no. Easily, easily broke down. I hear what you're saying because you might fancy several stores. You might have a bag from Zara, a bag from Neiman. You might have a food beverage you're holding, a pair of shoes from here, all that, right? You want one place to put it.

God bless. Absolutely not. I think I'm coming from a business perspective. I think the mall is losing, I think the mall is losing a lot of money by not having buggies. Because a human being can only hold so much thing, God forbid you got a cheering.

That's very true. God forbid you got them cheering. That's very true. Right? So say you only got two hands and now you're using all your arm real estate. God bless, look at Robbie's hand. Hold it up.

That's one bag, max. That's one bag. He can't hold that. That's one bag, maximum. That's one heavy bag, two mediums. That is a two bag max. But imagine if Robbie has a buggy. Exactly.

He can put so much more merchandise in there. Boom, you got so much more money coming to your mall. See, now I would counter your argument. You're thinking business. You're thinking, oh, money, money, money. That's what we're, that's, that's what runs the world. That's fun. But at the same time, at the same time, if you insert all these shopping carts into a mall,

and people start getting pissed and employees or other people start getting attacked with them, and people start stealing more. Now it might be a, ah, don't want to go to that mall, they're the ones with all the bullshit happening. Or stores are shut down because someone shattered their window. So now you're three days without POS, and now you're losing money, which runs your world. Have you ever left a mall earlier than you would like to? you just ran out of hands for your bags? Never.

That's an equity thing. Oh my God. Oh my God. I knew you were sent me up. I just didn't know what lane. Oh my God. I have never done that. And if anything, you go to your car, put the bags in there.

You walk back in for more. That's how I can tell you grew up in a great place where not a lot of thievery happened. See, I went to Highland. I went to the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas. That's where I grew up at. They were smoking weed by the ice cream cone food court. I went to Big T's in Dallas. You can get the new Jays to drop for $32.

They were the fakeest whatever. You called them fake. There's a in your face. But I'm saying, but if you go to the mall, right, and you go place your bags in your car and then you go back into the mall, you got to move your car. That's fine. You didn't move your car.

No, I've never even done that. I go to the mall for three things. You're like, I'm going to get this, that, this, that, this, that. First off, oh, my God. Oh, I was about to say something crazy. Now, I'm going to break it down slowly, so it doesn't get taken out of context. I was going to say,

you're that monkey that grabs it. Now listen. Now listen, you're stopping. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen, that's why I'm breaking it down. They did an experiment with monkeys. They got a big, real monkeys.

They got a huge thing of bananas. They dumped it. Listen. If y'all would shut up, it clears my name and it clears us. That's why I stopped myself. I laughed. And then I reverted.

So I'm a big monkey with bananas. Now what? They didn't experiment with monkeys showing the selfish nature of us humans, of us humans. They dropped a, like a literal barrel of bananas. And every monkey ran up, grabbed one, and dipped because that's all they needed. They needed one banana. And I was going to say, in this instance, due to the shopping with the bags, I was quickly going to say, you're that monkey that grabs more than one banana.

Now I realized, no, it's not thievery. It's when you were like, oh, that's an equity thing. I'm gonna get this, that, that, and I don't wanna have to go back to the car. I want the shopping thing so you can hold all my merchandise. That's the route I was taking. You're the monkey that takes more bananas. Okay?

Now that that's cleared. You could have spun out like lions with maid or... No, but that was an... But that would be a lie. Because you actually want... I'm a truth teller. So do you want to keep it? It was a real...

It was a real thing. Yeah, that's... I mean, that's the lead of the... the trailer this way. It's the first thing that they're going to see. You're that monkey. Hard cut. That's a leading TikTok. That's it.

The whole TikTok. You're that monkey. It's hit. TikTok. Two second TikTok. That's it. It goes episode 190. Link in bio.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Okay, I had a story that happened to me. Tell me this week. Tell me this story, Daddy. I'm back from Oklahoma. So, we had really fun Saturday night. First off, we went to a Halloween party that we did not know. We were invited to.

Didn't know we were going to. And just show up? No, like, we drove past, you're like, ew. Yeah. We went, no, on Friday after Halloween here in Texas, we drove up. I drove up. to Oklahoma Saturday to watch Zoe and her basketball, but then they said,

hey, our family friends always throw this fat Halloween party. It's tonight. Do y'all want to come? I said, I don't have a costume. They said, oh, no one's dressing up. We go. It's not a Halloween party. Fantastic. That's not a Halloween party. Bro, it was crazy. It was fire. Bonfire, so much food, so many sweets, so many drinks.

No. Massive house. I'm talking. Why are you covering the mic for massive house? I don't know, because that in case, whatever. Beautiful home. Beautiful home. I'm talking there's a hanger in the back. There's a literal hanger. What's a hanger?

There's planes in his backyard. There's a literal hangar. My broke and a clothing there. I was like, you got, that sounds poor. There's like a huge, a huge garage that is completely away from his house, not connected, concrete slabs, there's planes. Planes land in his backyard.

There's five old school cars all being worked on bodies. There's surround speakers and thing. There's a car lift. What'd you leave the house with? My pride and dignity. Oh, it took a something. Oh, no shot. Had a lot of shots.

But anyway, so we went to that party. It was fun. Taking that. Voss. So because we stayed out late Saturday, we woke up Sunday, kind of just took a long time getting around, so we stayed the majority of the day. We're driving back home, and it's kind of nighttime.

It's like five or six. And I sh-you-not. I'm sitting there driving, and I'm like, I'm like, damn, bro. There's no way I'm getting tired this early. Like, yeah, daylight savings time is getting darker. I'm like, bro. I'm like, I.

Lives asleep next to me. Bubba's asleep in the back. I'm going for like 45 minutes. And I'm like, what the f***? Like, there's no way I'm tired. I crack my Celsius, slam it. There's 30 minutes left in this drive. So I've been going for two and a half hours this one.

Liv wakes up. She looks at me and goes, What the fuck? Are you okay? I went, I went, what are you screaming for? Because she woke up. I said, don't you scream!

Because I scared the shit out of me. Yeah. I'm not kidding. She literally wakes up and goes, oh my God, what the fuck you okay? And I go, what are you talking about? She goes, your eye! And I'm like, you need to relax.

And she's like, pull over, I have to piss, and you need to check that out. We pull over a gas station. I look in the review, my right eye is swollen. What? My right eye is fucking swollen. This whole bottom part is swollen. You didn't feel it?

No. No, I felt it. I never thought it was swollen. I was like, what the f***ing my eye? There's something in it. It was swollen. First off, this is a terrible picture of me. But you can barely tell.

Oh, my God. Oh, please put down the screen. because that's going to be in every tix.com. Yeah, that's going to be in every single one. But you can barely tell because it went down a lot. Yeah. It looks like a little stunk right there. But at the beginning, it was like all the way up here.

So what happened? I have no idea. I was in my car. I was driving home. And I didn't eat any new profound food. And I'm just sitting there like, holy shit. My eyes getting sticky. Like, what is this?

And then my wife wakes out. Yeah. And literally he's like, what the fuck with your eye? Completely swollen. The thing I love about Cam, I love him. He will give you the most pronounced beginning of something. And then there's no payoff. He's like, I don't know what happened.

You got to, dude. How do you, okay, explain to me how you find out what happened to your eye in that moment. Investigate. I'm on I 35. Investigate. Investigate. What happened? What happened?

That's what happened. There wasn't a sting. I didn't get punched. I didn't eat a new food. So had none to do with allergic. I think I literally got bit by a bug that I didn't feel. G to C. G to C.

G to C. G to E. G to E. They goached eye contact. You ever, you ever been rubbing that good old, they go to a snail trail? Oh.

And you rub? Dude, one day, oh, dude, the other day, oh, man. Can I be honest and vulnerable? Go for it. Okay, but y'all have to react.

Don't be silent. Like, because I was vulnerable earlier about my pee-p-jumping, and y'all all went quiet, and it made it awkward. So don't make it awkward. As friends, right?

As friends. He goes, that was incredibly awkward. And so, like, so I think God blessed me with genitalia, I use it as a stress ball. Like I genuinely like it's part of my anxiety. I'll go in there just play. Yeah, I just I just I sit there juggling. I'll just sit there and kind of pop it.

Yeah, you ever seen a dog you ever seen a dog scratch your ear too hard and they cry? Yeah. That's me with my nuts. I'll go, who like I'm too, I'm there too long, right? I'll kind of get in a trance. Yeah. I'll forget I'm doing it. Yeah. Although it's like, it happens. Yeah. It's like I look down. It's been half an hour. Right. At that point, you're just trying to get to a finish line. No. No, but I'm like it's a part of my anxiety like i need to rub something it's the texture it's all of that no no don't do that rub though don't do that rubbed you're rubbing your balls like that no so i was on snail lane i was i was getting it and so i was i was i got a little too far back right i was gonna get any

stuff like how much real estate is there you really said yeah i'm sitting there wrong dude it's long are you on the nuts or the shaft that bowl about i'm everywhere i'm all over it and so but then i stopped because and then i stopped because i was doom scrolling with the other hand right and then i was like oh i'm hungry. I'm hungry. I got a Chipotle burrito. I picked it up. You ever got that? You ever had that contact right there? You pull that you pull that you pull that contact point up there. Oh, that makes you look at things differently. Oh, I jumped one time in my own smell. Yeah. And I forgot I'd done it. Makes you a man. Yours was immediate. You said you finished, you grabbed the burrito.

Yeah. I was sitting there going to scratch fest for like 10 minutes and I literally got back in the bed. And I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what I did. I remember going, what the What I was that? Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's me. Yeah. That was myself. Yeah.

I kind of immediately felt more chest hair coming. Yeah. Yeah. I like to spread love around the house. I'll go down to CJ's room and not get him a little whiff. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, my God. My earlobes and keyloids almost got to yours.

Really? Oh, my God. I had my earrings in for about a week straight this weekend in Oklahoma. I'm sitting there. It was starting to hurt. I said, ah, you're not. Just like that. I'm sitting there at the basketball.

I'm like, hurt. I go right here and I go, Oh I literally put my hands out here Just watch her play again And I go Oh, yeah, that's the

That's the one of the worst bodily smells I could have No, no, no My keyloids? My keloid's to kill Your keloid Could end someone's day Oh, what?

Oh, and the way you do it, the facial expression you do When you hit me with it, you'll go like this, you go, He'll play with his keyloid And his rusted metal earring And literally go like this. Yeah.

Put in the clip from Patreon. It goes just like that. Oh, my God. Put in the clip from Patreon. It's one of the funniest moments from a 10-minute talks. Join the Patreon if you want to see it. No, that is...

He almost passed out during recording. That is absolutely, absolutely hilarious. Can I give an update real quick about what happened last week, right? It was viral on the internet. Everybody's seeing that our studio got broken into, right? Everybody saw last week our studio got broken into live on camera. If you haven't seen that, go over to last week's episode,

episode 189, the You Should Know podcast. Yes, sir. This is the first time we've been back in the studio since that happened. Yes, sir. And so we've been in this office for about, oh my God, we're looking over there. He looked over there and I was like, no, they're back. So come back into the office today, right? And I've, I've been in this office for about four or five years, right?

Right? Right. Something like that. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So I know a lot of the people that work here all the way from top management to the cooking staff to security. I know a lot of them.

Right. And whenever I'm walking in, I, I see some of them. I always see the cooking lady. Yeah. One of the, she's sweetest lady ever. She's so nice. She's the best. I walk in today. Right. She goes, oh my God. Are y'all okay? Yeah. She said the same to me. Yeah. And I said, yes, I'm fine. She always like, it was crazy. What happened, wasn't it? And she goes, yeah, I saw it on the podcast. And she was like, do you know what happened? And I said, I said, what? She goes, do you know what happened with those two people that tried to get into your studio? And I said, no, ma'am, what happened? She goes, they came into, because there's a whole cafe here.

Yeah. They came into the cafe, went up to the top chef here, and said, hey, I need $5. I was like, what the fuck does that mean? They were asking for $5. Yeah, I didn't hear this part. And she says, yeah, they came up to the top chef. I said, hey, we need $5. and the top chef said, I don't know who you are

and I don't have $5 for you. And then there was a second guy that broke into the office. Second guy that comes in and he goes, I need this $5, I got a fundraiser going. And he goes, what the fuck are you talking about? And so then apparently they went from there to here, right? And then went back to them. asking for more money.

So I guess they were coming in here to ask for money from us, but then when they got here, they got nervous they're asking to be on the podcast. And then I think, because we're in a weird situation here at this office, like I'm not gonna break down what the situation is, but I think word got around about what happened. Because whenever I came into the building,

two security officers came up the escalators and followed me all the way to right here. And then whenever I was coming into the sliding door, there's like another hallway adjacent, another security guard comes out of there. And he goes, and I was like, what the f***s going on? So I don't know if you're walking. You just see one of them. He goes like this. I don't know if so-and-so.

Might. Hey. So-and-so made a higher-up call and said, what the fuck is going on at this building? You're walking through and you see a guy, he goes, eagle headed to the nest. Yeah. He's like eagle headed to the nest. Unlocked the door in 20 seconds. Yeah.

so that's the update um also we're almost we're almost i think we're there on the new studio we're getting close found a spot getting close i fucking love this place and god bless talk about the security measures we're going to have but yeah that's the that's the that was bro that was i tried to explain it to live and then i was like you're just going to have to watch it because i was telling her this is all on camera she was like no it's not and i was like no no while we were recording this happened she was like you're kidding and then she's She finally watched it Monday when it came out. She was like, that's wild.

She was like, what if it was someone like more scary? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a big part of it. That's actually the troubling part. I was like, no, that's actually the kind of part that sucks. It literally could have been anybody. Yeah. It was wicked.

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No, Pete. No, it's not my fault. Oh, you're freaking. I'm not having a good time. Okay. So if you don't know, Jingler's the most embarrassing thing just happened to me. If you don't know, we work at a big corporate office building, right? Right down the hallway, there's a normal men's bathroom, right?

And I had to pee pee. Okay? Okay. I went there to go pee and the, and the custodian, she was in there. She was in there. And so she said, no. You can't. Yes.

Yes. Yes. What's happened to me? And she said, no, you can. And I said, please. And I really had to pee. So downstairs under us, there's individual bathrooms. But they're in the main lobby where everybody can see you're going in there.

That's what I said. And so, it's so I go down to the main lobby. lobby, right? And right in front of where the individual stalls are, there is a big strong man with a ponytail. And he was working on his laptop, but he was facing the bathroom. So he saw me going in there. And I've never seen him before. This is a blocker. Older white gentleman. Like if you stereids, a lunchbox and a laptop. And so I was walking in. I don't like making eye contact going into the bathroom. You hate that. I hate don't, I don't lump people know I'm fucking me so I go in to the individual stall and the I hear the toilet running

you ever gone to a toilet that is just running like it's making a noise very loud but I had to pee okay and I pee and I pee a lot okay no I pee so much yeah it's a lot of it's on peak right like really like relieving myself yeah like I feel like a loss I lost weight. Yeah. And so, and I was rushing too because I was nervous because he saw me, so I dribbled on the seat a little bit. And I'm just being honest with whatever everything happened.

I'm shaking. And so I went to flush and it was one of those things on the back where you tap it. But it was loose. And so I was going like this and it wasn't flushing. And it was so much pee and it was foamy, nasty as spares. No, no, no, no. No, I swear to God this happened. And so I'm hidden it and it didn't work.

It didn't work. So I just left, right? I walk out and this guy's been sitting there. He's been sitting there a whole time. If you have to pee, he should have gone before me. And so, and so I, well, I'm walking out of the bathroom like, like big eyes. Like I'm nervous and I like guys with big steroid muscle laptop guy. He closes his laptop and he says, excuse me.

me and he goes right past and he goes in the I hit the quickest speedwalk of my life and like I said this is in the main lobby of a big building guys I am not lying to y'all he I hear the door close so I hit a quick little jug I hear the door open back up again he go he yells bro goes you didn't flush No way. You know from the bathroom to where that escalator is. That's a long way. That's a long haul.

You didn't flush! And everyone goes like this, and you just go, you start tapping. They're having like some corporate meeting and there's so many people down there, but it's like looking at me like, I'm nasty pee pee guys. nasty foamy asparagus dark yellow brown piss boy oh no and instead of lying or like covering for myself i just like it didn't work you go mind your own trend oh i jogged up here bro oh my god i just

i'm not going to the lobby i'm not going back there and if we see that guy we can't go home tonight Oh, I literally was like, there's no... He's got to get escorted out. You can't scream here. There's no way. I am, I've never, you should, like, that was the royds talking. And you've never said, oh, he's royd rage. Dude, he was beat.

He went in there, he saw piss, he went in there, he saw a piss, and it was flush. Oh, my God. That was one of those, that was one of those pisses that are hot. Oh, great, not. You ever have a piss jump in the toilet, like, foamy? Oh. Looks like a beer? Oh, I've had, no.

I had beer piss. Beer piss sucks. That's what beer piss. And all I've had was coffee today. So there's a little tang of a little cocoa bean in it. That little cocoa. Oh, my God, a little caramel syrup. You could, you could, you could, you can wash your windows with what was in that toilet.

Yeah, you can clean a carpet with that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, I saw, I saw a, um, I was on Twitter and I saw a news headline from January of this year. Okay. So it's a little dated, but it was unbelievable. Okay. I have to read this year.

a screech out of it. I have to read this. Read it to me. This simply reads, woman arrested in Florida for trafficking meth. Now wait a second. Nice. Despite carrying a tote bag that had the words, definitely not a bag full of drugs on the side of it. Is that real? It was on Latin times. A woman, no, like New York. times it was the news i said latin times florida i don't know maybe it's real south florida i don't know but that's more jamaican times i don't know dude but speaking to what no keep going oh the boom bachla those videos are sick what you haven't seen those no i'm not on jamaica ticta prayers to jamaica prayers to jamaica there's a category five hurricane currently like prayers to jamaica

prayers to jamaica but there's literally you haven't seen a single one no no i'm not a jamaic ticot There's so many videos of Jamaican guys, literally in, like, flooded cities. What are they doing? Having the time of their fucking. No, no. Well, I'm glad they can make good out of it. They're making good out of a very dark situation. But they're literally, like, this one guy watched, it looked like a fucking cloud, like, exploded.

Like, there was a huge amount of water that was coming. And he literally is going, boom, boy, cloud! And then he jumps off of an apartment building into a flooded street. You shouldn't jump into flood water. I heard a lot of diseases in there. A lot of diseases, and there might be a car. You might land on a Prius. You go head first into a civic.

Go head first into a civic. That hurts. You're going to break some fingers. Genuine thought I've had. And I'm sorry for interrupting you. Genuine thought I've had. You're going to break your fingers. Genuine thought I've had.

Yeah. It is very hard for me. And I think this is a disorder. Genuinely. Like, I'm not joking. It's genuinely hard for me to. I'm so worried about what you're about saying. It's hard for me to fathom.

It's hard for me to fath. like other countries exist and it's a i i you know it's like i no listen listen like i it's hard for me to like across the pond that there's things like very much so like right now it is impossible me oh that's going to hurt oh your knuckle hurts oh my god your knuckle check let me check if that works yep right now it is hard for me to believe there is a whole and a life happening in Sweden right now. Oh, yeah, Sweden's a good life, too. That's pretty solid.

Maybe for you. It's 2025. You do fine in Sweden. Does that not boggle your mind? No. Right now, people have families in Cairo, Egypt. Nuts. No.

Very, I mean, life. Like, that's how it works. Like, it makes me really have anxiety. And that's why I, think you need to travel. You're a sheltered little girl. You're like, oh, it's just us. It's us in the world. And I might have got... Go look at the Taj Mahal. Go touch the great wall. But I think that... Spread your wings and fly. I might have got bit by the propaganda bug, like the soaring eagle. What does sound like? God! Exactly. I might got bit by the propaganda bug. And I'm not saying, like,

America, that's all we got. I cannot believe right now that Mount Everest is a real thing. It is It's so hard for me to believe that. That's so weird. It's so weird, bro. Like, right now somebody's smoking a sig in Italy in a cafe, and they look to the right in the Eiffel towers right there. Okay, so look, so did you... Oh, whoa!

Oh, no, we are not letting that slap. Yeah. All of that's been confusing. That little boot over there. It's real confusing for a long time. No, but that's not even close. Like, Italy and... No, no, relative for fights, right?

Yeah, you're not going to smoke a sig in Rome. and look at the whole Eiffel Tower. I didn't say Rome. I said, Italy. Wow. Right? Wow. So did you believe that the Hollywood sign

was actually a thing before you ever went there? Yes, and I don't know why. In America, that's fine. Oh my God, no. You're dying, you're die-hard propaganda. You would think I have a red hat on right now. And it's not like that.

And it's generally not. I don't think we're, I'm not saying we're better. or nothing like that. I can't, but I believe things are happening in Mexico. I believe things are happening in Canada. That's because they touch us. Exactly. No.

It's so hard, but I'm not trying to be hateful. I can't imagine the air over there. What does it smell like? Not saying, like, does it smell good? Does it smell like candy can. What does it smell like? Probably smells better than South Dallas. If I'm being honest, I'm keeping it a buck.

And probably, what does that smell like? Does that not intrigue you? And that's why I want to. go see it. But it gives me... I go, do you want to go see it? And you go, no, it's propaganda. Money rules the world and they want your tourism dollars. No, I don't want to go to the museums. I don't want to do that. And you know where this came from? You know what this came from? There's a guy on TikTok and he grew up in Texas, where I'm from. Yeah. He's lived in Sweden for three years. I say, how the f*** is that possible? Because he went and did it.

But how do you do that? Like, how do you know when you get there, there's things there to do? There's things. Like, does that I give you anxiety? No. You are, you're a fascinating brain. You are a marvel. Though you can look up anything right here. Yes, but that's the digital world. To me, to me, that's, that's, that's not the digital way. That's a bored ape to me.

That's cryptocurrency. Seeing like the Taj Mahal on my phone is not real life tangible to me. I can't touch it. I can't smell it. What does it smell like? That's not the digital world. They're taking pictures of the real world. Yes.

But have you ever said... Okay. So you're really telling me if you got on a plane to Tokyo. You're not sure if we're going to land, then it's Tokyo or if it's a barren wasteland? Go to places like Tokyo, those are... That's not what I mean. It's weird places. What's so different between Tokyo and Sweden and Italy and France?

Because to me, to me, like, do they have skyscrapers in Sweden? Maybe that's the thing. I think it's the open greenery. I don't, oh my God. So if a place is too green, it's fallacy to me. It's so crazy. That you can, you can, I don't know what it is, but this has been a deep thing for me. Like, genuinely, I don't know.

Someone needs to, like, drop you off with, like, a backpack and like a, like a change of clothes. I don't think I'd make the flight. I have too much anxiety. But what is it from? Like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I wanted to present it to you as a friend and as a brother.

So if there's big buildings, safe, everything's good. Not necessarily because Dubai, Dubai to me is like that. Because Dubai has big buildings, right? The biggest. Yes, the biggest. The largest. The largest. It's a tall.

Yes. So Dubai's. But to me, Dubai is like AI. Because it's so nice, it seems. Maserati's, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, you could literally take your Rolex and your chains off and set them on the ground. Go buy a coffee 20 minutes away. Come back.

They'd still be there. Exactly. I don't under, I can't. You need to break it down. I don't know. I can't. That's all I got. That's all I got.

I don't want to spend too much time on it. That's all I got. You can't just end it like that. I was coming. to present something to you as a friend but we're not going to figure it out if you keep asking me questions i've given you everything i got right i've been as vulnerable and as honest as i can be on this broadcast and that's all i got for you all right that's all i have ask me another question i'm going back to the urn he goes there he is everyone there's people downstairs with torches and pitchforks

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Okay. how soon is too soon to bring a significant other to like a holiday oh good we're coming up we're getting close to holidays are coming up i'm going to have that mac and cheese real soon my thought process there's not a time now what does that mean it's a feeling you ever been in love yeah you go believe it or not yeah did you put a time on when a live could meet your family when your wife met your family did you put a time on it you saying there's no time genuinely might be crazier than anything you've ever said. No, sir.

No, sir, because my whole front row at my wedding is going to be my exes. Okay. That, I would, I would literally require your wife to go, no, no, she would. I would ask her, we already talked about this. I would tell her, hey, can I invite so-and-so? You can invite your exes or not.

They're not sitting in the family, row. But regardless, there's definitely a time. So there's no, there's no. there's no minimum time that you have to court this woman before she gets to meet the people that a created you siblings that will be here your entire lifespan right and other people that you hold near and dear i think the sooner the better you're out you are out of your mind dude in my current situation so say i just met my girl last week and thanksgiving was coming in two days she's coming and she's coming with her nice be camp pie you're bringing a new girlfriend

of a week to Thanksgiving, and she's going to bring a pie. Yes, Cam. Okay, my thing, dude, it depends on your feeling with this person, right? I feel like if you're going to be with somebody for a long time, you know, in the first four hours. There's no, there's no shot you don't know. No, your heart's jaded. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, your heart's jaded.

You have been destroyed. I think if you wait a long time, it's because you're insecure about yourself. It's an internal battle. No, it's not. I don't have commitment issues. First off, that has nothing to do with commitment issues. You're trying to not look like a goofball in front of your family. If you've known a girl for a week, you bring her in and the next week, she cheats on you.

Hey, mom and pop, the girl you had a crown and coke with and had that pecan pie that she bought from Kroger. Yeah, she broke my heart. Yeah, but that's not my fault. See, I can't be responsible for another person's actions. I can only go off what if I feel, right? Dude, I've had drunk nights in the club where I'm like, you are going to meet my dog tonight. Right? You are going to touch my dog's scalp tonight.

Right? That's fine. That's not you're going to meet my mother. I've brought girls up to my section in a club and FaceTime my mom. I'd be like, this is, what's your name? But I felt something. That you can feel all you want when it comes to in-person, interactions. First off, first off, the fact that you said a week is crazy enough.

Okay, let's go with that. What do you think your mom would say if you say, hey mom, this girl's hanging out, been about, I don't know, eight days. She's come on Thanksgiving. Well, first of all, it's not her business how long I've known her. It's not my mom's business. Okay. She trusts me as my son, she trusts me as her son that I bring her value, right? Okay.

So she knows if I'm bringing somebody around, I find value in this person, right? Short-term value, and you don't know, you don't know about them in a week? In a week? What do you play? Would you play 21 questions with the chick? What do you? Oh, yeah, her favorite color's blue. She's a nurse.

Oh, that's it. Here she is, Mom. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. We sit opposite at the Thanksgiving. You don't know anything about her. You know nothing about this woman. What if it was the best week of my life?

That's so sad. That's so sad. So, okay, that's different. Your situation is different because you didn't like live when you first met her. Yeah, that's true, and that's fine. Exactly. But if I meet a girl and I love her, right, in a week, I can love you in a week. If you show me all the values of, if you love somebody in a week, you're going,

what is that? You are a love bombing expert. No. How's that love bombing? You can love someone in a week? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, dearly beloved Peyton Stephen Hart.

Yes, and I want you to share this ham with me. My mom makes a mean yam. Come on. No. Okay, do you at least tell your family? Do you tell your family? No. No.

No, it's not their... I'm 26. You are... My family's... My family's small. I got like four people. First of all, yeah. It'd be a tiny Thanksgiving, but that's fine.

Fine. Your mom, I want you to think about what you just said. If you show up to your mother's front door with the woman, she hasn't heard about, never seen, and then it comes to fruition that you have known her for eight days, your mom is going to literally slap you. I don't think her to get out of the house. I think I come from a warm home. I think I come from a warm home. I take that back. Your mom is extremely warm and nice. She would let her sit down. My mom didn't know you. And the second she leaves, she didn't know me when. Whenever we, whenever we came together, but she let me live with you. Whenever, whenever we went, met in college. She didn't have a choice. You were coming to school to hoop and I was your roommate. Dude, okay, but I'm saying like, look, I, and we weren't

boning and then he didn't love me. I don't, I'm grown, right? I'm not a high school. High school kids might have different because their parents still have say so in their life. I'm fully independent, right? I'm a, I've worked hard to have my independence, right? And so if I meet a girl in one week, the week before Thanksgiving, right? And I'm like, hey, I want you to meet my family. I love you. Hey, mama, I love you. That is, that is wicked work.

It's not my business to call my mom and be like, hey, I met this girl a week ago. She's coming to the house. So someone that's not her. I'm just bringing her. Okay, yeah, okay. So let's keep playing. Devil's advocate, right? Yeah.

So someone that you've known for eight days versus someone you've known your entire existence. Okay. So you think the eight day girl, the eight, eight day girl. You don't love her. You don't. You can't tell me what I love. You might think you do. You don't love her. What's her middle name? You have no clue. I barely know your- High school what you go to. You have no clue.

How many siblings? No clue. So you got to know somebody's high school in order to love them. That's the rule of love. What high school they went to? I can't even tell you. I don't know. I don't even know high school that Pierce went to. That's not true. That's not true. I was not true. You can literally, I absolutely, that's a weird parameter,

but I guarantee any person you've loved, you've known what high school they have to. That's true. Yes, it is. Currently, I don't. Yes. Yes, you do. How the fuck you're going to tell me?

How are you going to tell me? She said it numerous times. I know. Wait, noise. Get it out. You go in one, out the other. You go in here, out there. What's on the plate?

Keep going. You're not going to tell your mom. Because this is her thing. She's giving her home, right? You want to play the big boy, big, I'm grown man, independent work hard? Okay. So that's not your house anymore, right?

Yeah. That's your mother's home. Right. And you're going to disrespect your mother's home by bringing a, oh, listen to this one, eyes up here, eyes up here, stranger to her house. That's unfair. To gauge my love, no one can say how in love I am.

If I genuinely feel in my heart to heart, I love this person, yeah, I'm bringing her. That's fine. I'm not taking that away from you. That's what the whole thing is, though. Eight days is crazy. To you, brother, you have all these walls and boundaries and gates and build the wall of my heart. I'm not. I'm open borders.

If you meet someone on the 17th of December, and they're unwrapping shit next to you on the 25th. Yes. In matching pajamas, sipping cocoa. That is actually wild. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it is not.

Yes, it is. Yes, it is. That is crazy. To you. To you. What's the difference between me meeting a girl at the club? We have coyt us at night. Now we have a kid.

So we're together. We're together for 18 years, right? And people have stayed together their whole lives from that. That's fine. They didn't know each other. Oh, my God, you want to know something's going to seal your case? I guarantee it takes longer than eight days for her to find out she's pregnant. Exactly.

So, but they would have been. Exactly. You're doing it even less than that. But they stayed together in those eight days, didn't they? Probably not. You just said they did. No, I said it took her longer than eight days to find out she's pregnant. The guy probably woke up and said, get out.

Or the girl said get out. But I'm not. You can't put other people's bad juju on me. I'm respectful. I love you. I love you. I love you. No, I love you.

Oh my God. No, no, I love you. No, CJ, CJ, how many times have we been to a 7-Eleven and the girl in the non-slipped shoes has been back there? Back in my single days, there's been a girl with non-slipped shoes behind there, and I've seen those non-slip shoes in that dark hair and pretty features. And I go, I love you. How many times I've done that?

A lot. Right next to the to the tosteers, and I would have brought her home. Yeah, and she goes, sir, you're $2 short. Like, I appreciate the compliment. You don't have enough quarters. And I'd be like, well, my love has no value. Oh my God. That is, no, no.

The timeline's crazy. I think the craziest is the fact you said you're not telling them. That, genuinely, it's not their business. No, no, no. It's not the business. You trust me as a kid? No, it's their meal in their house, their son. This is how it closes.

This, you know why? Stranger in their home. If they get mad, they don't, if they don't trust me, they don't believe in themselves as parents. She has a switchblade in her pocket. She goes for your grandma. You don't know her! Oh, grandma's been gone.

You have two grandmas. Right. So look, look, look, if they get mad at me for not telling them, they don't trust themselves as parents. Let me break down the science. Please do, Tyra Banks. Please do, Dr. Phil. So they spent their whole lives, right? Their whole adult lives, raising me as a man, right?

Values, structure, everything that is implemented in me has come from my parents. So they let me out into the free world and they were satisfied. I believe in my son for what I've instilled in him. That is a good man. Yep. I trust that man. So now when I'm out in that free world, you got to trust me. You let me out of the nest trusting me.

Now, when I make an action as a free man in this world, you have to trust me. Now, if they don't, then that's just a reflection on themselves. They didn't believe in me. Okay, J.K. Rowling, you thought you wrote a novel right there, and there's parts that I can agree to, right? But the biggest thing is, they're not trusting, they're not, not trusting you. They're not not trusting the stranger. And that's racism. Because, because why would you not, just by looking at somebody you don't trust them?

I know Pearson and K. Robb, dude, that's all. You're too dark. I don't, I, I am not that way. That's what I don't, I don't profile people. I am not prejudiced. It has nothing. I don't see somebody go, ooh, no. Maybe y'all do when you walk down certain streets, not me.

It has nothing to do with skis. skin color. It has to do with respect. What if they say, oh, hey ma'am, respectful. No one tips their hat anymore. What if they tip their head? Ultimate respect. They take off their shoes. You know what else tip their hats? Feeves back in the 1800s. Oh, yep, Tootly do. It's a, oh, thank you for the coin. Well, I don't date murderers, so I don't know. Yeah, well, guess what? You wouldn't know because you don't know the broad. Well, if Liv, if Liv meets a friend, I'm never introducing a girl to y'all, ever. If Liv bumps shoulders with a woman in Target and brings her home and says, oh, this my new,

I met a target she's done that step out of my house she's done that who she's done uh on bubble friends uh no she didn't know them never met him and she never did she never went she never went to a single meet up's her fault yeah that she never did that that is that is that not equally as crazy no you you just oh you this how are you supposed to develop a relationship and cam this is because the girl the Voldemore you i you you didn't know her but i brought you around her in the first two days I want you to say what you just said again you brought me around her. And in college, they called you to not call your daddy.

What? Yes, but you brought your dad to the situation. Hey dad, come make this. Oh my god, my parents met her too in the first, in the first so-and-so. They were at the live show. Yes, they were at the show at a public event, not a, a sanctuary of a meal, Thanksgiving. Well, in the comments, in the comments, let us know what you think. Wicked work.

Because I'm coming from an open, open-hearted, loving, inclusive environment. Cam definitely had to check your records for you to go to home. It has nothing to do with your skin color, who you are. Cam, definitely had to check your 23 in me. He had to check your 23 in me before you got in that. He said, no, it's 2% too much. Get out here. I know.

I go 13%? Hell, no. No, no. No. No. No. No. Good God. Please leave in the comments, because that is absolutely ridiculous.

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