You Should Know Podcast - MOST EMBARRASSING FIRST KISS EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 26, 2022

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, it's almost a new year and I'm almost new here. It's almost a new year and I'm almost new here. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. Season 2, episode 40. We did it. We hit 40. Round of applause from the studio audience. It's getting worse and worse and worse. It sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like the Tin Man is back there just having

a damn blast, like a party. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, episode 40. We're coming off an episode where I exposed too much. I read the comments. Just my voice cracked. I'm going through puberty again. I read the comments. I exposed too much and I'm sorry. I'm sorry I exposed so much about my life, but this is what the You Should Know Podcast is all about. It's all about me being super vulnerable, co-host Cam making fun of me being the normal guy, and then us as a family coming together and sharing our experiences. But I'm fine because I know y'all love me. I'm fine exposing my life. I'm sure it's going to happen more this episode, but if you want to be officially a part of the

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oh i hope i said your name right jared i'm so sorry i'm tired yeah i got some of that christmas fog still in me that bunch of eggnog going straight to my nugget thank you so much for buying merch and congratulations on this performance package. It should show up to your door anytime now. For the people that want to sign merch, that's going to be coming to you. We've just been super busy, but all that stuff is going to come to you. So thank you Jared. This is yours. Payton is touching on it. So now you got my hand grease on your box. Oh my God. I'm so sorry, Jared.

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Now back to the rest of the podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. So show them our handshake. we've never shown them our handshake to the audio listeners I'm so sorry they just heard a bunch of friction on the how was your Christmas buddy

it was good it was great we had a great Christmas day fun at the game so fun great time amazing seats you sound so sad it was good time It was great. We had a great Christmas day. Fun at the game? So fun. Great time. Amazing seats. You sound so sad. It was good time. It was fun. I was like awkwardly out of breath.

But, um. What do you want? Great time. Great times. Great seats. Great game. Great time. Say that one more time.

Great time. We were in Oklahoma for about four days. Good old Oakleyville. Got to see family, friends, all Livestide, it was really fun It's always good to step away and go see them And just enjoy family You sound like there's a gun to you right now Like you sound like

Yeah, thanks for asking My Christmas was good too I went back home, I saw the dog Jesus Sorry, how was your Christmas? Oh, you don't give a shit Well, New Year's is coming up Thanks for asking. My Christmas was good too. I went back home. I saw the dog. Jesus. Sorry. How was your Christmas? You don't give a shit. New Year's is coming up.

Are we going to spend New Year's together? Please. Maybe. I want you to be my New Year's smooch. My New Year's smooch is going to be Olivia. You can kiss Malcolm. I'm going to be here. You can kiss Ruby. I will kiss Ruby There you go Are we doing something

Freaking By the way A lot of people don't know this Ruby's government name is Rubith R-U-B-I-T-H Rubith Janelle

Meredith Gray Kennedy From Gray's Anatomy Yeah I've never seen that show It's a horrible television It's not

But it's okay We're both rocking the Uchino merch So you can get it At UchinoStudios.com You're staying cold It's getting cold outside bro It's a horrible television. It's not, but it's okay. We're both rocking the Uchino merch. They can get it at UchinoStudios.com. You're staying cold. It's getting cold outside, bro. It's around this time.

It is. Stuff starts to, right after Christmas, it starts to decline. I love it. I love it. You love it? I love it. Like, I finally can go outside and, like, put on multiple layers. Several layers.

I don't like wearing layers like that. It's cold outside. Yeah, but wearing layers like like that it makes me feel like I can't breathe like it makes me feel like it makes me feel like my like my water hose is wound up you know you have the rib cage of like a small feline like you know you're not you're not well supported by your bone structure so yeah I mean no just put on layers and it's great can wears ear mittens when he goes out i don't you set your microwave on fire i did that was i didn't i didn't set it on fire it was so weird because i literally looked at the chick-fil-a sandwich and i opened it up and i said there's

foil i was like but it's in this package it should be be fine. Had a super brain fart. Threw that joint in the microwave. Literally turned around. There was like, it was like sage witchcraft. There was like blue purple things. There was blue fireworks going on in there. Oh my gosh. Olivia was like, And I was like, what?

And I turned around and I was like, And I was like, oh my god. I opened it. It was still on fire. Like the whole thing was just sitting on fire. So I was like, this man goes, pat it down with your hand. Yeah, right. Here's like a flame.

I was like, that's not doing anything. Took it, put it under some water. Yes or no that I still take the sandwich out and eat it. A hundred percent. Yeah, I was so hungry. Your stomach's a bottomless pit. You said it tasted like campfire? It tasted like flame.

It was just, it tasted like it tasted like flame like it was not it was just it tasted like absolute uh fire like it smelled like carbon monoxide in that yeah it was a horrible dinner but um chick-fil-a never disappoints i just disappointed them so sorry you disappointed me too okay but that's okay you disappoint me every day uh or no you don't but why do you do that i mean it's because i love you you pick on the ones you love you do that to me too much you pick on the ones you love you never say you never say like payton i appreciate you and everything you do you've never said when have you ever said that to me all the time name one time earlier today literally got to the stew i said love you

bro appreciate everything you do oh my god cam thinks i'm an expendable friend so time out you what do you mean you don't like layers when it's cold like see see how he moves past that topic i'm an expendable friend to him you need yeah but you're all i have you need layers you need layers for warmth yeah i just don't the hoodie she didn't send us a carhartt t-shirt hoodie no no i agree if you go out in the cold you should i just don't go on the cold beater a shirt a hoodie then a coat minimum you wear earmuffs i've i don't own nor have i ever owned you wear your mom's you literally walked out of l Lisa's home with earmuffs on and they were... The only thing I've ever put on my head is a beanie. They were flannel.

Yeah, when I put a beanie on my head, yeah, I look... Yeah, I know. I did not have a flannel pattern earmuff. What is this, a Lifetime movie? I did not wear earmuffs. Oh, now there's horns and reindeers on them? What are you talking about? He's...

Oh, snort boy. Hey, piggy. Get it together. They were fuzzy. Oh, they were fuzzy and protruding. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Your hip is bad. It is.

Can you say one nice thing about me? What? Coming off the Christmas holiday, say one nice thing about me. Yes. You don't look... Not about my look, about me as a person. Okay, you're very um you're a good man great friend how am i good friend i said great friend how am i a great friend well it's clearly not your listening skills because i said great friend i'm a great friend you're a great

friend because you think about others when you do things like what when have i done that all the time like you think about you put other people's uh opinions and they're what they want to do you just you're like water you just float the easiest way you never you don't make things hard if we want to go here you go if we want to do this you do that why don't you ever say that to me i just did why don't you say it to me without me asking i just said that why don't you say it to me without people asking because normally people don't have to fish for compliments like that because people give them i do give them you've never given me you always always say, ew, you look like

a little cricket boy. You look like you belong in men. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I have a broken hip. If the world didn't, I don't. Your hip is bad. It still hurts.

I need to re-enlist into PT. No, but what are we doing for New Year's? I want to do New Year's. Something. We can go somewhere. We can go to the crib. We can do something.

Mama Liv can whip something up. If we're saying at a homeless go to mine, I live in the city and there's going to be telelights. Like my parking garage, you can see the whole thing so we can see all the stuff in there. Have some champagne. Have some champagne.

Some champagne. And then we... Put your fingers down. We're like a charcuterie. We're not kissing you can kiss Ruby I'm kissing Olivia. I didn't say I want to kiss you you did No New Year's is a good time the New Year's is it's always New Year's parties are fun though Honestly a pet peeve though something just like a ick of mine is when people like they're so either they're so Inebriated when they're just so in the moment that they don't even sync with the countdown

So literally on the screen it's like three or it's like seven six and they're like five four three two it's like dude at least get the count like that's literally your only job right now it's on the screen there's an enormous ball going down there's so many lights and you just you don't do it let's talk about inebriated people because i have a lot of pet i hate being around inebriated people especially if i'm not because they're so touchy and they're i hate they are i hate the people that talk into my cheek i turn into dr phil i don't touch but i'm just like what problems you got i know let me that's what we're the same we're therapists yeah let me let me fix it let me give you some advice

no you know who i am i'm'm always asking, do you need something? I'm always the person, like, you want me to grab you something? Yeah, it sounds. I heard that when you walked in. Listen. They can't hear it, so it doesn't matter. No, you. Yeah, but we're here for them.

But you. But basically, it sounded like. Am I not? Remember, like, in college, all the time, I would always be like, you need something? And I'd always come up to you. Hey, can I help you? It's like, what are you, on shift? Like, just go to your dorm.

Like, I got myself. I never told you need something that always come with it. Hey, can I help you? It's like what do you want shift like just go to your dorm? I got I got myself. I never told you this one time whenever I wasn't sick and broke No, dude Juco's a dark time like I'm just great but we were so broke Oh my god, I'm watching last chance you right now and we're so broke. We couldn't even pay attention. Dude. That's That was a good one. Your hands are clammy. No, that's you. Dry. Feel my hands. Dry as can be. My hands are not clammy. Neither are mine. And you know they're not. I literally felt it and it was I literally saw you wipe them.

I'm saying there's nothing there. Yeah, clam boy. Yeah, Mr. Krabs. Alright, whatever, dude. You bikini bottom. Dude, I saw like a thing about that. It's sick. Tell me. Let's do it. No.

Basically, SpongeBob is like. Oh. I never. Okay, we can't. I know. You said tell me, so. Come to the podcast with some fun stuff to talk about. Listen to what boss says.

I'm kidding. All right. Hey, New Year's Eve. I had. Did I ever tell you about my. Hey, New Year's Eve. I had... Did I ever tell you about my... It's hard to talk about. You can't even say it, so... Did I ever tell you about how I had my first...

Did I ever tell you... Check it out. Did I ever tell you about how I had my first kiss on New Year's Eve and it was the most traumatizing experience ever? Dude, the... The amount of trauma you have it's just it's unbelievable i had the worst new year's kiss of all time let's hear it because i it was like i was in like middle school or something like eighth grade and i've never kissed anybody but there was this girl in my grade who i had the biggest crush on she was

so beautiful she's pregnant now and she has two kids but could have could have saved that could have just kept that upstairs but if they need a stepfather of you you're delusional yeah um but yeah great i had the biggest crush on her she was so beautiful and she was one of those ones that she kind of acted like i didn't exist but whenever she did talk to me it it made me yeah i thought she was in love with me when did talk to me it it made me feel like yeah i thought she was in love with me when she talked to me and so really you were like her sympathy talk oh yeah let me give this guy two minutes of attention and you're just like oh she notices me yeah my teeth notice me notice me and my teeth are like this and i smelled bad and i had long hair

so she never really gave me the time of day but around new year's time she was having a new year's party at her house she was like the most popular girl and so she was having a new year's party with all the popular kids and I wasn't a popular kid but I was cool with everybody wait you weren't popular with flat iron straight hair and you looked like Troy Polamalu and you had a tail you weren't popular and you smelled bad with crooked teeth really couldn't have guessed huh so she invited me and she said yeah my parents were throwing a new year's party at my house you want to come my heart yeah like it was like a platoon of butterflies just got released into my stomach just chef's kiss i was like this is my time and she invited me so i

thought she wanted to be my new year's kiss there on new year's to where we can exchange a kiss yes i was like she wants to be my new year's kiss she wants to smooch payton on new year's i'm in there oh my god i was so excited mama we made it god dude so i went to the new year's party right and i was so anxious so nervous i didn't talk to anybody i was literally pacing everybody was everybody everybody was playing scrabble doing kid games pin the tail on the donkey everybody had a hat on i had my hat on but it didn't really fit my hair so i was just like pacing around the tail was tucked so i was just i was just pacing around the party, right? I couldn't sit still. Like, dude, right there, they're all like, God, who's this weirdo?

Sit down. And so they had these New Year's sunglasses on the table, so I just walked around with those trying to hide my eyes and my angst, walking around with New Year's glasses on, just pacing. Everyone's like, this kid is a freak. All I can remember is that they had a hot chocolate machine in queso so doesn't sound like that bad of a party but it's not a good concoction for the tongue and the breath oh yeah no that's a that's i mean that's a garbage disposal like that's that's full-blown liquid

hot liquid garbage no yeah my my uh the cocoa powder boiling hot water cheese whatever else is inside of it just all just just a little jambalaya yeah i walked around that party talking like a dragon like everybody was like hey they're like whoa shit oh my god i had the hottest breath in that party going into the next year it's not good it was getting closer to midnight so i just, I was anxiously eating all the nachos, drinking the hot chocolate. So my breath, and I just had, my teeth were super spaced out. So it was just a bunch of chip chunks in my teeth,

and just hot chocolate sitting on the tongue. Recipe for disaster. So around the time of midnight, I could see that she was eyeing me. She was trying to see like Peyton come up to me. I took one more hit of that hot cocoa took three more chips to the to the mouth i was like it's time to go i didn't really this is my first kid so i didn't think of how my breath was right and it was super cold and i had

i always had a runny nose problem in school oh everybody in school knew me to be the guy in class to go and like wipe my nose i was always that kid oh god you poor soul i was so sweaty and i smelled awful so your mom dude if she was a fly on the wall of this she'd be so ashamed like she truly would so i i just remember her like angelically walking up to me and I was just like blinking a lot. And she goes, she goes, it's almost midnight. And I go, it is. I'm ready. Someone to untuck my tail.

So she goes, let's go to the corner because my parents are right there. So I was like, oh, she really wants this kiss. Her parents were in the living room with everybody, like monitoring, being good parents. She's like, let's go to this corner in the kitchen where they're not at. We could hear the countdown. She was fishing for this kiss. She was fiending for it. I swear i smelled

like salmon like i smelled like salmon cheese and cocoa just tortilla chips marshmallows i mean you got it all going on that's sick a little bit of snot started oh my god and i was and she was looking at me so i couldn't wipe it i didn't want her to see that the snot was going down and i was wiping this i was just letting it go and so I pray that this story ends with you just blessing that girl and not kissing her. Just removing yourself. He got to the point where the snot started to hit the top lip a little bit. Oh my God. Like fix yourself. It was too late. We were at five on the countdown. I had to go. You had five seconds to wipe it off. She was looking at me. I didn't want to go. And the kiss was on. I was just like, hopefully she doesn't see it.

As we got closer, I didn't close my eyes because I wanted to make sure this was real. You're a serial killer. Oh my God. You smell like everything that you could possibly eat. You're staring at her soul. You got snot running down. This is probably in this girl's reoccurring nightmare to this day.

I mean, straight up sleep tears, night tears because of you. So, as I was getting closer, I didn't close my eyes or close my mouth because I was nervous and I was a mouth breather back then. So, all of the... What else? All of the stench was just hitting her.

Oh my, you're making me uncomfortable. I was so excited. I could see as we were getting closer she was just like her eyes started to squint more and she was going like she was like bracing for something and I was like I'm not touched like I'm she in pain like did she get a sports injury so I go in for the kiss right I'm sure one of my jacked up teeth jabbed her. All of the chips started to fall out of the teeth. The hot cocoa was just hitting her. And we kiss.

I back up. I kid you not, just snot trail is connecting us still. I go. I go. You need to leave. Like Lady and the Tramp, there's a noodle, but it's your snot. Okay, you're pigging out. I'm itching right now. I take my two fingers. I swipe down and I go, well, wow, that was really great.

She goes, no, it wasn't. Do you know how bold she That took everything in her Sweet little heart probably To just say that was awful You're crying You're crying It was so embarrassing I should have wiped my nose and brushed my teeth

Yeah maybe lay off the tortilla chips Queso hot chocolate Oh my god If you're watching this I hope your kids are doing well. I hope you can sleep at night. I hope he doesn't haunt you in your dreams. I am sorry. To whatever your name is, I am so sorry.

Oh, my goodness. You suck. I feel bad for that woman. You can't even find your hair, bro even fuck your hair bro your hair, bro Your hair, bro Your hair, bro It's been a week I gotta start checking you, but you're not allowed to show up in headgear anymore. I have to check you

I'm gonna say like there's gonna be a security clearance if you don't have a haircut before we walk in you were just going straight Going straight there you're sniffing now oh it's like the finger batting the snot down is like that is that's literally like level like level 10 cringe i was trying to get it off her i was trying to be a gentleman a creature and you went straight to cretin like you just you. You just got a new subscription. Straight cretin level. That is horrendous activity. I was trying to, like, be a gentleman and get the snot off her.

Oh, my God, dude. That's literally not sitting good with me. Like, I'm actually feeling queasy. And I bet whenever I was approaching her and my mouth was open, she saw the chips in my teeth. Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh, my God. mouth or something she saw the chips in my teeth stop stop oh my god dude there's just like tortilla crumbs that's something of like a horror film like that is a nightmare don't touch me that's so that's oh my goodness oh i oh whoa so kids if you're about to have your first New Year's kiss brush your teeth

Oh, yeah brush your teeth bring some mints lay off the queso pretty clean one. Yeah Kleenex pop an allergy pill Just a troubled young man Yeah, I mean that is that is like some that's some main character stuff for real my second kiss accident I accidentally drooled in the girl's mouth. Because you know I have a drooling problem. It stuck my mouth with water. You're probably trying to re-up from last year.

The year prior, you're like, oh, this one's going to be better. I'm going to do a little extra in your sake. All right. Oh, no. We're done. We're done. Dude, New Year's is supposed to be. Oh, my gosh. Dude, yeah. Oh, no. We're done. We're done. Dude, New Year's is supposed to be. Oh, my gosh.

Dude, yeah. Oh, my God. I remember I wore a, I don't know if this was ever a trend or if I was just whatever I was doing. I wore like a collared shirt, like a dress shirt, and like a sweater over it. Oh, boys choir stuff. Yeah, like literally. Like I had a whole sweater on, just like like this little like the hardened collar on the outside Don't know who I thought I was. Oh my gosh. New Year's parties are just

Hilarious. Oh, no, they're not no, they're there. Oh for you. Yeah for me It was just fun times friends family for you is just nightmares She's probably cringing to this day yours You're, I mean, you just. I'm not that way anymore. I just stink sometimes. Okay, but like. It's my anxious secretion. It's my anxious secretion.

You smell better than you did last week. Thank you. So I'll give you that. Did you bathe? You probably bathed. You probably, you're thinking. Probably. You probably bathed.

How often do you reuse your towels after you shower? What do you mean? Every time I shower? No, but how often do you use the same towel? Oh, I was about to say, like, what do you want me to air dry or something? Like, what? One use limit? Um, I'd say, I'd say about three to four.

What? You're disgusting. Three to four showers for one towel. I am disgusting for that. Three to four showers, one towel. How many towels do you have to just dispose one a day? I have a washing machine. I don't put the same nasty towel

that I just used on my undergarments area and then dry my face with at the next shower. You're disgusting. You're reusing towels for four showers nasty i'm disgusting how long did you go without bathing how long did you do it and i'm disgusting you had a whole microbiome on your back you had a realm of bacteria they don't know how long i've gone without sharing i'm disgusting the nerve on this guy don't put don't don't put that on the public three to four okay three to four showers you use it you dry off it sits there it dries you

shower the next day the longest how long did you go without showering the longest ever was three and a half weeks three you you went a habitual cycle like Like it was, you went, it takes 21 days to build a habit. And you did that. You didn't even realize you weren't clean at that point. You're disgusting. Don't do that in public. You're a sweaty little boy. It's a bad month.

Yeah, you just hear what you said. You went a 12th of a year without bathing. And I'm disgusting. Because I take three showers in three days with the same towel. Sometimes you just like... It's like you forgot you had towels or something. You weren't bathing. Well, it's just I was going through something.

What could you possibly be going through to not bathe for three weeks? I didn't smell bad that bad. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. You didn't smell that bad. You didn't smell bad that bad oh my god oh my god oh my god you didn't smell that bad you didn't smell that bad you you probably could grow things on your skin like you literally could have a farm of whatever you wanted to plant a seed on his show I still use deodorant at least I saw it it's there was probably a layer, a literal, you could probably, like a scratch off, a peel and play layer of just, of gunk built up on your underarms.

We've all gone three weeks without showering. I have never, from the conception of me, I have never gone three weeks without showering. Okay, you're acting like that's like a natural thing for me. I just happen to go there. The fact that it's happened once is enough. That's insane. I wash my sheets the week after. That doesn't matter.

You can wash all your clothes. You're just putting your same disgusting, just all your orifices and all your body, you're sweating. That's the same thing as the towels. You're putting the same nasty stuff on the same towel. So you're saying you're cleaning your, I bet you don't even wash your legs.

So you're drying off your legs and then putting that on your face tomorrow. Nasty. You're flossing after your shower. You're flossing. And then you go and say, oh, I need to dry off my face today. That's nastier than not showering for three weeks. You were, oh my God. You were drying off your dandruff with dead skin

and then rubbing in sweat, masking it with Old Spice and you thought you were good to go. And you want to talk to me about using the same towel for four showers. Four days. Four days.

Three weeks. You will not win this one. They're going to think I stink. You will not win. Matter of fact, I take it back. You know, I'm starting to smell something. Maybe you don't smell that good. You just, you re-pissed off my neck.

You would have said something because it was when we lit together. You would have said something. If I would have smelled bad. Then you probably went through three bottles of cologne in that time. Because if I didn't know that you had, that's honestly it. No, I wasn't using. You're pissing me off. You're making me mad at myself.

I wasn't using cologne whenever I would step out. I would just use the febreze and go like that around my body just so i was pleasant to others dude pleasant to others you need to be pleasant to your soul at that your soul was dirty at that point you didn't have a clean you weren't a clean like you didn't have clean thoughts probably you were just sick. You were sitting there rotting away. Like, there's probably, oh my God, you probably had just so many different bacterias on you. Well, I didn't brush for that whole time either, so. I had George Washington teeth.

It's like, did you go through a challenge? Like, were you vlogging this? What was happening? Did you lose the worst bet of all time? It's just a little sad. A little sad and musty. A little sad and soggy. Sad soggy Rogers is who you were. You sick. You're a sick bastard. I don't know what like three weeks is un- that is unexcusable. Try it. No. No one try that ever I should I should have committed a

citizen's arrest against you you should have been detained you should have been detained because at least there you can bathe I wouldn't bathe there either I don't dude you're dude oh you just act like you're better than me? The fact That you thought you had any leeway To even argue with me on that Is irking me to my core It is pissing me off

Ew, my name's Cam And I bathe all the time Would you rather use the same towel That you dried off your whole body with On your face the next day Or not bathe For 21 days you okay but you act like that's crazy that is i was using febreze and deodorant febreze that's what you

use for the room when someone lets rips a fart i might have used it for my greenhouse. Oh, my God. What? I can't even. Like, dude, when I fart and I'm clean, they smell awful. You probably smelled like a dumpster fire. Like a literal trash pit. Oh. Oh.

Dude. They're going to make fun of me. Oh, as they should. Honestly, like, I'll defend you until the death, but as they should. It doesn't seem like it. That's sickening. That is just troublesome. It's notickening. That is just troublesome. It's not that bad.

That's troublesome. You're being extra. No, you should have been enlisted in like dirt camp. Like literal, like a dirt camp. Like a straight up dirt camp. It's not that bad. Now I know why you're so grimy at basketball. Like that's just your lifestyle.

Like, dude. Oh, and I thought he smelled bad. You gotta bleep that out. I gotta bleep that. I thought he smelled bad. Who's the worst smelling person? I can't. Him.

100%. I'm trying to think. He smelled like a 9 to 5, like a day's edge of work. And like turkey. Like meat. Okay, but honestly, have you ever walked by me and been like, you stink? Last week. You were secreting a foul odor.

Where? Here. Really? These same spots last week. You tried to lay on me and tell what Santa wanted for Christmas. I was getting all sorts of whiffs. My nose was in a boxing match for its life you like i wish i was stopped you stink sometimes you smell like environment whatever like you

smell like outdoors dude and you smelled like a whole community like a whole like a whole hemisphere you had every scent imaginable you smell like a labrador sometimes after what after you work out exactly you got like i work out i sweat i go home and bathe you smell like a labrador sometimes after what after you work out exactly you got like i work out i sweat i go home and bathe you smell like a little sweating going to work doing homework sleeping i just thought like like if i were to work out because there's been several times in my life i've worked out i'm so tired i didn't take a shower that's disgusting laid down in the grime in like the disbelief that i am in that i'm in in myself overcomes that thought and I get up and shower. You were sleeping in a twin XL for 21 nights.

Dirty. Musty. Dude, I mean, you probably grew fur. Like you probably grew a second coat at some point. At some point. It's not that bad, bro. It's on you. You're gassing it.

It's not that bad. It's really not. You just, you pissed me off. I don't know what else to say. All right, let's do a challenge. Whoever goes the longest without showering, $3,000. I work here, so I don't have to see anybody. You don't. I was about to say, I can't. I cannot. $3,000. I can't have to see anybody You don't

I was about to say I can't I cannot $3,000 I can't show up to work and do that $3,000 I can't Cause for me to do

I can't You wouldn't get in trouble Yeah I would Literally in the handbook They say you can't Have to be well groomed And taken care of In the handbook

So serious What if you saved for $book so serious I would be I would then be put under citizens arrest I would lose my job I have a meeting the people at your job we will roast you to the ones you work around they would kill you oh they'd hate it every day showing up oh like the fact you the fact he's offering me that is sick. Bro, you just... I'm a betting man. You just...

Why are you striking me? Dude, I... Have you ever been so hungry you've thrown up? No. I hate that, though. Like, okay, what do you mean? There's no way you... Like, what'd you throw up?

No, it's... Like, your hunger? Did you just throw up thoughts? No, just like... And feelings? Did you hear that? What? You didn't? Your hunger? Did you just throw up thoughts? And feelings? Did you hear that? You didn't just hear that? What? I feel like a dog whistle just went off in my ear.

I might be shutting down. Yeah, because that fur that you grew? Um. No, I hate being so hungry when you can't eat. I hate that. Can you buy me Whataburger tonight? God, that sounds good. Please.

That sounds very good. Please. No. I'm so hungry. Throw up? No. Speaking of food, there's something that I always wanted to try, and we're going to try it here right now. No.

No. Hell no. Hell no. It is a challenge food. When we sat down and we had our meeting, we had veto clauses. I'm veto. Dude, the last time you swindled me. What's the saying?

Fool me once, shame on me. Shame on you. Fool me twice, it'd be shame on me. I'm not shaming myself. I'm not doing this. No, this is something. You tricked me into eating the Sahara Desert, Arizona wilderness, the hottest ghost pepper, scorpion pepper chip there is.

Well, we're going to do this one together. Here's a spoon. Take your spoon. Dude, I'm sorry. I cannot promise that I'm going to go through with this. I can't. I can't promise, bro. I cannot promise I'm going to go through this.

Now, this is something I've always wanted. I am twitching, bro. This right here is PTSD. This is PTSD Let me let me explain this to you. My stomach's hurting There's something that I've always wanted to try and it's been a challenge back whenever we were like in middle school and it reminded me Because our friends from the land down under in Australia. No, no, no. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no. Used to eat this with pride. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've never tried Vegemite, but apparently it's the nastiest thing you could ever eat. No, bro. No, bro. No, bro. No, bro.

No. No. So let's get a quick little whiff of this veggie. You can only get this in like Australia. No, bro. I snuck this across the board. I take care of- No.

No. No, bro. No. I can't. I can't. No. No, bro. I can't.

Bro. I- That was a roid rage. I just had like- No, no. I can't. I can't. No. No, bro. I can't. Bro, I... Dude, I... That was a roid rage. I just had, like... No, bro. I am... Look at my leg. I don't know if it's even picking up.

I am... I am... This is good. Dude, I respect you and your traumas. You share stuff every week, and I always have your back. I am saying I want to veto this, and you're not listening to me. It's... Open up this container. I've heard this is disgusting. It's a yeast extract It's like childproof Oh

Okay, it's dog food. It smells like straight it's kibbles and bits. It's so thick I Fed this to Malcolm before I fed this to my Labrador before. I can't sniff it, bro. Take a whiff. I swear to God, I can't. No, I'm about to slap your hand. It's going to fall. Please, for the podcast.

I swear to God. I swear to God. For the podcast and everyone, I already apologized to them. Dude, I respect you and your traumas. You're not listening to me. You're not listening to me. I'm not sniffing it. If I'm going to do this, I'm not sniffing it. If I'm going to do this, I'm not sniffing it.

If I smell it, I physically won't be able to put it in my mouth. I'm letting you know right now. If I smell that, I won't be able to go through this. So if you want me to do this, I can't smell it. All right. I just have to bombard. Oh, my God. All right.

Let me. I have a headache. My head's hurting. Oh, God, bro. It smells so bad. It's like hitting the back of my throat. Dude, I have a headache. Why do you?

Oh, my God, bro. Why do you do this? Why do you? Oh, my God., it smells so bad, it's like hitting the back of my throat. Dude, I haven't hit it. Why do you... Oh, my God, bro. Why do you do this? Why do you... Oh, my God, it's so smooth. I told you, it's so thick. You are getting a federal amount on your spoon. Oh! Oh, my God, dude.

That's what people use to lay bricks. Like, that is literally cement. That is... Oh, my God. Oh, the smell gets worse the deeper it goes. Here. Open up. Dude, I... the deeper it goes Here open up dude. I know I My legs are touching you know my legs don't touch you know I don't like my legs touch I'm quivering

Dude go get the trash can I think I'm kidding grab this God it's so dense grab a suit oh My god the smells getting close to me. Dude, my head is hurting. I can't, bro. I cannot. It smells like a doggy kennel at Petco in here. More than that.

No, no. Cam, look at mine and look at yours. Go pull up whatever episode that was. Look at your chip and look at mine. Dude, you should do this by yourself. No. Yes, you should. You deserve it. No. Yes, you should. You deserve it.

You made me eat sardines afterwards. Dude, I'm not. You think I'm kidding. Go get the damn trash can. Is this a superfood? What is this? 26 grams of protein? Dude, I can't stop shaking. You think I'm kidding? It's like the back of my throat's getting clogged. Oh.

Oh. Alright. That literally smells like the neutral wet food that i buy ruby it smells like no it's definitely dog food oh straight from the spoonful all right there's not even a bag in the trash can bro please cam i'm starting to lose like motivation there's not all right on three. Ready? Show them how much you got. It smells awful. It smells so bad. No, no, put it over there because it's going to block the shot.

Push more to the couch. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. Where's the can? Let me see the can. No, I'm not doing anything for you I'm, not bro All right, like we're literally we're doing this and ending the episode. We're this the episodes. We might as well outro now. I'm ready Dude, it's like I like different like

Layers, so it's like crud crusty right here and then smooth and then it like gelatin going through like metamorphosis it's like my god it's on my finger all right ready trying vegemite for the first time the nastiest thing you could ever get apparently apparently the nastiest topping you could ever eat here you go bottoms up brother let's get. I'm not gonna lie. You have to put in your mouth first. Let's go run to Oh My god, that's why y'all get that big of a mouth. Oh my god. No you bastard no, bro. It's a Yeah, it's done You took way too much it's on the mic Oh You took way too much. It's on the mic. You threw the... Oh my god, you threw up.

Oh, that water's not gonna make it better. It doesn't make it better. Oh my god, it's in your beard. Oh my god, it's like a scene out of Alien. Oh my god, I think that's actually throwing up. Oh. Oh. It's a damn horror scene down here.

See, I've already semi-recovered. Dude, your eyes are eyes are bloodshot oh my god it's in your beard it's in your beard it's in dude you took so much your don't eat it don't eat oh my god the floor I told you you ruined it you threw the damn spoon what were you thinking that was on the spoon yeah they hit you yeah it the mic hit my pain you yeah it hit the mic it hit my pants you threw it on the floor no i threw my spoon into the trash or no that's actually the the big glob that came out of your mouth oh my god andy bro the fact that you ever ate that in front of me my our australian friends belong in prison, no y'all literally like that's That is the I can actually say that's probably one of the worst things I've ever eaten in my entire life

I peed in the fact that you yeah, I know eat a little bit. Oh, oh, I said puked. I said yes I didn't know you I didn't know you you urinated it came out everywhere see I was give me another water dude. No, I can't see My lips are chapped now it was so salty dude. It was so bad the key please no I got you It's so wet there's not a bag no you deserve you deserve this you deserve this take your hand off your crotch sorry guys oh my god yeah literally whoever made Vegemite you suck from the bottom of my heart, you absolutely suck. Alright, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for watching this episode of the Usional Podcast.

I'm traumatized. Dude, like, I'm never eating something if you don't tell me what it is ever again. I'm never doing it again. That was... I think I would have much rather ate the hot chip than that. Yeah. Yeah, that... Dude, that was, I don't know. There's no way people eat that shit.

There's no, yeah, like, they put it on toast. Dude. And just take spoonfuls. Oh, they belong in federal prison. Under. Oh, my God. I don't feel good anymore. My happiness is gone.

I feel like an empty person. Oh, my Lord. I'm not bathing for another three weeks. All right, well, we love all of you. Happy New Year. If you're going to kiss somebody on New Year's, make sure you bring mints. And don't eat Vegemite. Oh, my God.

If you eat Vegemite and try to kiss somebody, you're out of there. VIH for this week's code. Get your good karma. Vegemite is horrible. Vegemite is horrible, horrendous, horrific, any adjective that you want to do for that. Hissillaneous. I mean that's not a word but. I don't even know what English is. Yeah it's.

Where am I? English certainly isn't wherever that is bred from we gotta take the cap oh god where's the vegemite i don't know you need to watch out for your shoes but uh we love all of you have a amazing new year next episode will officially be in 2023 we have a lot of big things and updates coming this way uh again shout out to jared for winning the uh manscape sweepstakes y'all keep letting mansped know how much you love them, how much you love us. There'll be more sweepstakes to come. We're not doing this in 2023.

I can't do the outro, bro. What a way to end 2022. It just can't end. Let's say, on a serious note, what a great year 2022 was for the You Should Know podcast. Thank you so much. Fantastic year. We love all of you. Thank you to Co-host Cam.

He's about to throw up again. I feel like y'all don't understand, his gag reflex was actually triggered, and there's slight vomit in that trash can that doesn't have a bag. So, uh, yeah, shout out Uncle P. Yours truly, Co-host Cam. We, uh, we'll see you all in the new year. If you buy Vegemite, just unsubscribe, because you don't belong here. I swear to God, if I see one comment saying this is so good, I'm blocking you. Oh, yeah.

No, no, no. If you comment that, you might as well just unfollow because you're going to get blocked. We should do this at the end of 2022. We should have him out. Y'all never seen Drogon's full body. He's got cute little legs. All right. Go ahead and get ready to say your saying.

All right, everybody. Thank you so much for coming to this this episode of you should know podcast and being here with us for all of 2022 2023 is going to be even better year we got live shows coming new merch coming new stuff coming for the fans it's just going to be a whole bunch of elevation here at the you should know podcast. My name is Dragone. Behind me is P. That's co-host Cam. And we will see you in 2023. Bye, everybody. If anyone tries to try Vegemite, I guess duet us or tag it because.

Yeah, I want to see y'all try Vegemite. Because it's the worst thing ever. But we love y'all. See you in 2023. Peace out. Have a great New Year's. Yeah, that was a bad idea. That's a bad idea.

I don't feel good.