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Starting point is 00:03:50 We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. It's a real privilege to be out to travel and to see different places. Taking yourself out comfortable positions and challenging yourself no one builds a legacy by standing still start your journey at remover.com we got go oscar oh my god oh my god He said We gotta go I like it though

Starting point is 00:04:25 We gotta go I was down Back in the studio Back in the studio Woo It's a brisky evening On the cobblestone roads In the Banshee

Starting point is 00:04:35 In the Boise Dude you You scare me You scare me You know how like Some people like During Christmas They dress up as Santa

Starting point is 00:04:43 And they sit and picture Like take pictures With kids in the mall for a part-time job. Yours would be the anti-Santa. You would scare kids. Like, you'd be great during Halloween. Okay, let's rewind it two months. Let's say at Halloween, right, not Christmas, you could dress up as a werewolf predator. Why the second word?

Starting point is 00:04:59 Now, let's just think about it, okay? We're talking about scaring the youth, right? I think you'd fit in very well with that job application. Well, if you really got a nice glam squad that, I mean, really made you a wolf, you'd scare the piss out of kids. See, I get emails asking, hey, do you want to be on Squid Game's The Challenge? Do you want to be on Love Island? Yours is like, hey, we hired you to catch a predator.

Starting point is 00:05:20 You're going to be on the new season, so you want to do that? What kind of pizza do you like? There's a guy that looks exactly like you that is a very bad person. And you actually, wait, where were you last Thursday? I started thinking it's me. That's crazy. You get Love Island. I get to catch a predator.

Starting point is 00:05:41 You get Squid Game's a challenge. I get cheaters and shit. Now, did I just dry snitch? I'm kidding. I would never cheat. Okay, how was your week, Bubba? My week was better than yours. Let me calm down.

Starting point is 00:05:52 Let me calm down. It's that coffee. I got a coffee and I got the extra shot. It's not the forbidden drink though. You need to stick to Red Bull. I do. There's something about that coffee, that cacao, that natural. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:05 It just doesn't go right with your insides. No, it's something. And, dude. Because, one, you shit a lot when you're drinking. Oh, my God. And I think that stench you were smelling, I genuinely think it was you. No, no. That was natural musk.

Starting point is 00:06:14 Let's put that to bed. That was ball player. I think that was your ball sack, not ball player. Oh, God, no. I used ball deodorant today. Really did. But did you shower this morning? No.

Starting point is 00:06:23 I don't shower in the morning. What kind of person are you? Shower in the morning. Oh, God, no. Yeah. Shower at night. If I'm nasty, I shower at night. If I'm clean, I shower in the morning.

Starting point is 00:06:35 When are you not nasty at night? You have all day on you. All day, but define all day. What do you do all day? Yesterday, I showered in the evening about four o'clock who takes a four o'clock shower well i got back from the gym i was sweating nasty gross okay i'm saying okay and then from four to going to sleep i was literally in my house in a feeder with my dog and my wife tank top golly 2025 it's ridiculous okay i genuinely believe showering in the morning is

Starting point is 00:07:02 disgusting if you don't shower at night you are a creep you're kidding me you don't first off you don't believe that 100 not real 100 yeah how is showering in the morning nasty because you're not showering at night you're up for 12 hours of the day and you're just like yeah i'm a little stinky i'm going to bed okay okay if i'm stinky i bathe you're always stinky if you got all day on you, brother. That's personal, but I'm not always stinky. Cam, you've had that same sweatsuit on for four days straight, and you're going to bed in it. That's not true.

Starting point is 00:07:34 This has been on for two. These are fresh today. Showering at night is very appropriate if you stink. Example, I showered yesterday at 4 p.m. No, stop bringing up your specific scenarios. If you're just all day. Say you go by your shower schedule. I'm not going to shower at night.

Starting point is 00:07:51 I'm going to shower in the morning. You're sitting down. You got grass on you. You got a car on you. You got your kid. What am I, a VBS? Am I building something in the yard? Why do I have grass on me?

Starting point is 00:08:02 What is your daily schedule? I get up, go to my office, do some things in there, call you six times, figure out what we're doing, go to bed. That's all you do? You don't walk your dog? I walk my dog. You don't go outside for a little bit? What? Dude, you go out?

Starting point is 00:08:17 What is he talking about? You go on strolls? You just go out and just have fun outside? You don't sway in your own home? Now that's a problem. I already fun outside? You don't sweat in your own home? Now that's a problem. I already told you. You don't cook? I'm getting a surgery.

Starting point is 00:08:29 Cook smells good. I don't mind a little garlic. So you want to go to bed with seasoning parmesan and steam from your crock pot on you? Parmesan, a little bit of dog in the crotch area

Starting point is 00:08:39 and a beautiful wife next to you. You don't feel up your wife in the middle of the day. You get a little bit of blood flow and sweat. I do. I do get a little blood flow. And you're going to bed with that on your sheets brother the sheets

Starting point is 00:08:47 are nasty for a reason first off your sheets are gross don't you dare say anything about my sheets your sheets have stains wallops just dead spots your sheets are nasty my sheets are cleaner than yours if i'm showering before bed no they're not you go to bed and you don't go to bed naked you go to you lay down exactly you lay down in your all day clothes, brother. No, no, it's only my underwear. You, you sweat, you sweat in the alley. You sweat in the alley. I sweat here.

Starting point is 00:09:11 I sweat armpits. You sweat in the ass balls. That's where you sweat. You sweat ass balls. So you getting naked is wicked. You are taking the literal only line of defense away from your nasty crotch and your bed. You're meaning to say we're recording in this studio probably five hours i've showered on recording days no no no

Starting point is 00:09:31 you're gonna go you're gonna shout you're gonna record here for five hours you're gonna sweat you're gonna move around the only thing you're taking off is your outer realm of clothes and you're gonna lay down in bed with your pregnant wife go to sleep and feel okay about yourself i shower on recording days but you know what's even better and not nasty showering in the morning how you're fresh in the morning you sweat in your sleep no i don't dude i'm dry in my sleep unless i have a nightmare not exactly and you freak out often you have a lot of nightmares you sweat in your sleep so when you wake up, you get all the nasty thoughts, all the bad nightmares,

Starting point is 00:10:09 all the sweat, microorganisms, bed bugs. You get it all off, and you start the day. It's also a dopamine release. You wouldn't have organisms and bed bugs in your bed if you showered at night. That's not true. That's the cause. That's not true.

Starting point is 00:10:20 That's not true. Cam, how is that at all cleaner? All you're doing is rinsing off your body for it to go get dirty again. You're going outside. You might as well wake up, maybe have a little bit of sweat on you. All you got to do is maybe even take a little bird bath, turn on the faucet, sprinkle a little bit on the Johnson, get a little bit of that dial soap, rub the crevices, wipe it off.

Starting point is 00:10:41 Go start your day. First off, are we not arguing the same thing, different points? We're both saying we're taking one shower in a 24-hour circular calendar, correct? It's happening at different points. For you to shower, then go to sleep. You go to sleep, sweat, nasty, creepy, crazy thoughts for eight hours. Then you wake up and do a full day. That's why you stink in the middle of the day.

Starting point is 00:11:00 And then you shower at night. I go to sleep, sweaty, nasty, dirty, creepy, scary thoughts. But then I shower and clean myself for the day. It you shower at night i go to sleep sweaty nasty dirty creepy scary thoughts but then i shower and clean myself for the day it's the same thing it's it's same shit different toilet no i'm just saying it is just disgusting to me that you can lay in your sanctuary with your wife first off and have her i don't hold my bed to that high of standard that's a problem that is not my sanctuary biblical i like my couch more than my bed. You've got to get a better bed, brother. I do. No, I know.

Starting point is 00:11:26 It's got lumps in it. I don't know what it is. Showering at night is 100% better than showering in the morning. No, it's not. 100%. No, it's not. Because, okay, that's selfish. That's selfish.

Starting point is 00:11:37 How? We're going to say that. I, in my sanctuary. That's selfish. In my sanctuary. I don't mind going to sleep without a shower, but if I know I'm going to see other humans that don't share my DNA,

Starting point is 00:11:48 what did I just say? If I'm going to see other humans, I bathe myself before presenting. You show up stinky, sweaty, no deodorant, wrinkled t-shirt. Now that was personal. That's so mean. That's so mean. Is that not selfish? Tell me I i'm wrong how are you at all

Starting point is 00:12:06 gonna say i'm selfish who do you care about most in your life your wife or random people in the world myself i'm just kidding my wife okay so is it more selfish for the person you care about the most to lay beside them with your booty butt sweat crack draws to To go to bed with her. First off. And your earwax. Clean your ears. Your wife hates it. She can't even look at you from the side. She hates eating dinner next to me.

Starting point is 00:12:33 That's why I have to sit across from her. If she's next to me, she literally goes, dude, again? And I'm just like, damn it. But no. That would be selfish if my wife audibly complained. She doesn't mind the fumes. So we get in the bed together. First off. First off. Love off love her to death through this pregnancy her belly button's been stinking yeah you've been saying it stinks it's deep my finger got hooked on it the other day i was going

Starting point is 00:12:55 to rub my son i swear to god my pinky went like this i was like hey bubba and i went oh oh and it popped right out i was like how deep is that thing it's a fishing. I was like, how deep is that thing? It's a fishing hole. I was like, all right, buddy. I had to pull it out. We don't mind the fumes because they're not that strong. You have to shower at night because you have gone a whole day of not showering.

Starting point is 00:13:17 I cleanse in the morning if I have a very productive day, a recording day, I go to the gym, I shower. It's not right before I hit the bed, but I shower. I put on a tank top and some short shorts to feel good about my quads. I walk around the house and I go to bed.

Starting point is 00:13:34 That's not dirty. Would you be confident rubbing your undercarriage and sniffing it right off the wake up? Yes. I'm dry. Wow. It's when the moisture hits. Oh my God. It's when the moisture strikes.

Starting point is 00:13:47 When I get a little bit of adrenaline in my soul. That's whenever I need to start worrying about the odor. You know what I mean? And I went through a stint this week where I was just like, I would shower. Five minutes after the shower, I'm catching weaves. And so I looked at my body wash, expired three months ago. And I was wondering why I was putting it on my hand. I was getting a tang.

Starting point is 00:14:09 And I was like, that's not right. Wait a second. Body wash has an expiration date. Everything has an expiration date. Okay, well, that's just not a true sentiment. But body wash expires. Everything does not have an expiration date. Cameron, everything has an expiration date. Okay, first off, you want to say everything?

Starting point is 00:14:23 Everything has an expiration date? Yes. Okay,, you want to say everything? Everything has an expiration date? Yes. Okay. When does that couch expire? Choose your words carefully. No, okay. Choose your words. Everything that is edible or put on your body, like FDA.

Starting point is 00:14:34 Honey. Honey. Honey definitely has an expiration date. Honey has an unlimited shelf life. No, it does not. The quality of the honey might decay. Unlimited shelf life. Kim, grab a honey bottle.

Starting point is 00:14:44 Not your honey packs that you use. Malachi's gonna be a strong one. He came out firing. You said, Sorry, Liv. Sorry. Boy, it was like when you put the sprinkler on high. Oh, shit. I was just like, whoa!

Starting point is 00:15:08 You ever deflate a balloon animal? Oh, man. Honey has an expiration date. Swear to God. No, it does not. So if you grab a honey bottle, you flip it, it says best buy. It might be 30 years down the line. It has an expiration date.

Starting point is 00:15:21 They have to put that on there. Because why? They have to. Because it has an expiration date. No have to put that on there. Because why? Because they have to. Because it has an expiration date. It's a regulation. No, no, no. Honey. If we went to our grandparents' house

Starting point is 00:15:30 and grabbed honey, they just magically still had some honey. Yes. Very much edible. Very much edible. If you ate your grandparents' honey, you'd turn into your ancestor, Scam. You'd be like,

Starting point is 00:15:39 Get out! So you shouldn't do that. That's got potions and smells in it. That would never happen. That would never happen. You said that has horse hair and demon juice. You would look at Liv and be like, how'd you get in here? Oh, you're so wrong.

Starting point is 00:16:06 You're so wrong. That would not happen. My grandma's a lovely woman. We got to look back at some of those pictures. See if she was in the crowd. Like Jerry Jones. Arkansas's finest. He would have definitely been in the round. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay's finest. He would have definitely been at the rally.

Starting point is 00:16:27 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, deadass. Bro, shut up. It's not the actual honey that may not expire. What the fuck? What are we arguing for?

Starting point is 00:16:38 It's the container. If it's in a container, it expires. I'm about to punch. No, Dennis. The container expires because there's chemicals in the plastic. There's chemicals in everything, the wrapper, everything. So that's why it will expire. Then that's probably the dates on it for the container.

Starting point is 00:16:56 So everything you have has an expiration date. Containers can drastically change variables for expiration dates. That's why everything has an expiration date my statement was honey doesn't expire yes it does and that is a absolute fact no it does because of the container it's in dude a hundred percent no it has to be in a container doesn't it you can't just have honey okay so if someone on a farm takes honey from their hive their beehive they take natural honey, put it in a glass mason jar. Expiration date.

Starting point is 00:17:29 The chemicals of the glass will get in there. Chemicals of the glass. Yes. Talk to me on that one. Glass doesn't have chemicals? It's glass. It's not melting slowly over time like plastic. Okay, so if you melted glass down, you could drink it?

Starting point is 00:17:41 What? If there's no chemicals in it, it's just purest thing in the world, right? That's Christ glass. That's Christ window. That's Jesus window's just the purest thing in the world, right? That's Christ glass. That's Christ window. That's Jesus window? That's our Lord and Savior's window, right? Melt it down and drink it. See how that goes for you.

Starting point is 00:17:52 You're telling me to drink glass? You're saying it's the most pure thing on earth? It can't expire or something? If you melt the glass, then yeah, the honey's ruined. So the glass by itself is not going to change. Where would you put the glass? Where would you put the glass honey? What? Where would you put the glass honey? would you put the glass, honey? What?

Starting point is 00:18:05 Where would you put the glass, honey? On a shelf. Okay. In the pantry. What is the shelf going to spook the glass? It gets scared and it crawls up and shrinks and destroys the honey. Do you have a light in your pantry? Dude, is he Ned's Declassified?

Starting point is 00:18:20 Who are you? Who are you? No, I didn't know how to survive school. Yeah, I know you did. Oh, clearly. No, is there a light in your pantry? No, I didn't know how to survive school. Yeah, I know you didn't. Oh, clearly. No, is there a light in your pantry? Dude, is there a light in your pantry? Yes, there's a light in the pantry. So the light is going to affect the glass.

Starting point is 00:18:33 No, it doesn't. Which will affect the honey, bro. Yes, it is. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Are your grandma's windows still intact at her house? She's dead.

Starting point is 00:18:40 I haven't been there in a while. I don't know. Couldn't tell you. I'll have to check Zillow. I don't know. Put that one up for sale. You want me to call her and ask? Is that what you want? Grandma! Meemaw! Meemaw! No answer. Next question. You want, huh? You want me to ask her? You want me to talk to a little pig hanging up in her memories? Piano pig? Windows?

Starting point is 00:19:13 There's buildings in this world that are very old. Yes. And their windows are still fine. They might do some renovations around the wood, creaking and cracking, winter, summer. They're clear as day, right? They're just clear as day. There's not a little crack. There's not a little dust on them.

Starting point is 00:19:28 There's not a little decay, a little fungus on them. They might be a little dirty. That's not good then, Cam. You don't want to put your honey in it, right? First off, what we said, what we said, you said everything expires. Everything does. Okay. Your statement is that a container expires that's what

Starting point is 00:19:47 you're saying don't change it now that's not what i said the container can affect the expiration of the contents in it okay it can expire the contents in it and that is a fact cam that is just a fact and you're arguing because you're you're you're a bigot I read your journal. My manifesto. You got the refund on the... Why'd you send me that playlist? No. Honey.

Starting point is 00:20:18 Okay. You can close it out. Go ahead. Yeah. Just be with me and be honest. Never with you. Be with me and be honest. Honey. Right. Never with you. Be with me and be honest. Honey does not expire.

Starting point is 00:20:29 It has to technically. It has to technically. Honey itself. Okay, sure, we'll go with that. Magical, let's say it's just sitting there perfect in an orb. That orb of honey will never expire. Yes. So if you place the unexpirable orb of honey

Starting point is 00:20:40 Oh, I didn't close my tabs. into a said container. Oh my god. They were looking at me. Sorry. I'm gonna google it. Oh, you be very specific. Oh yeah, you don't like the answer, you see?

Starting point is 00:20:57 It probably says something along the lines of pure honey does not expire, but the quality could deteriorate. Did you just read this? No, this is it. Yes! Yeah, pure honey doesn't expire. but the quality could deteriorate. Did you just read this? No, this is it. Yeah, pure honey doesn't expire. I'm telling you. Yeah, but no one has pure honey. Dude, this...

Starting point is 00:21:14 That's like saying Pablo Escobar had pure cocaine. He didn't. He might have said he did, but the container, he had to put it in plastic. NYU, Stanford, Yale, Brown, Harvard, the College of Ohio in Akron, container you have to put it in plastic nyu stanford yale brown harvard uh uh the college of ohio and akron that ucla give me the best law programs you're the new professor you can't be beat you can't lose honey doesn't expire period end of story your magical glass that melts in the window and the lights from the pantry with the bad creaky wooden shelves? Maybe.

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Starting point is 00:22:09 You know what I figured out that's not okay to do? What? We went grocery shopping the other day, me and CJ, right? Congratulations. First time ever. Congratulations. I was looking for seasonings, and I was in the pots and pans section. I was like, I don't know what the layout is here.

Starting point is 00:22:22 I've never seen this store. And I always found myself in the alcohol. I was like, how do I just get over here? You go, should I get a case of this beer? Let's go look at the eggs. No, back to this beer. You just keep looking at wine. And then one of the things CJ got, he got some fruits.

Starting point is 00:22:37 He got some apples. And then he got bananas. Now, I'm a snacky kind of guy. Anything that I can just grab, open, eat, that's my bag. I don't like the preparation. I don't like the cleanup. That's where I live is in the snack era. Fair.

Starting point is 00:22:55 I've been trying to, I've been trying to be more health, right? I've been trying to take care of myself because I wake up and I regret life. And so I saw the bananas sitting on our counter. I saw the bananas sitting on our counter and I was like, sitting on our counter. And I was like, easy snack. Easy. Health. Potassium. Health is wellness.

Starting point is 00:23:11 At this time, it was 1130 at night. I liked to snack before bed. There was sun chips or there was a banana. I went and got the banana. Oh, wow. I take it up to my room. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:23:28 No, why did you do that? did you did very much east west movement you did very much gallop through a jungle that's what you just did you did it not me you know what you're doing very much so i went and i took it upstairs i got on my car. No. No. No. No. I'm trying to protect you. So it's 1130 at night. I'm tired, right? I'm not going to shower this night.

Starting point is 00:23:55 I get naked. I'm opening the banana. And now I'm laying in my bed, right? Spider-Man's on. For the hundredth time. Oh, it's such a good movie. Such a great movie. Such a great ending.

Starting point is 00:24:19 So, I'm watching Spider-Man, right? I'm eating my banana booty butt. Oh my God. And I'm eating it, alright? I finish the whole booty butt oh my god and I'm eating it all right I finished the whole banana I downed the banana time to go to naps I take a sleeps right the most wicked dreams I've ever had you had a laced fruit dude no and then I I googled it I'm like because it was one of those dreams you wake up and I'm crying like it was like like i saw malcolm my mom like it was bad like it was horrible and then you were like still a part of my life and i was like no

Starting point is 00:24:51 he said just take him why my dog and mom and so i googled it bananas you're not supposed to eat them before you go to bed because it releases something in your brain and it makes you have the most wild dreams ever. Holy shit. Dude, yeah. Are you being serious? I swear to God, I Googled it. And so now, if I'm ever trying to like...

Starting point is 00:25:17 You go, I see you. You're going to a store later, right? Go ahead and grab a couple of bundles of bananas. You go, just keep one in the pants, just throw one upstairs. We go into his room, he literally has a banana tree in the corner.

Starting point is 00:25:31 It's like in a soil pot and it's just like every night he's like, he locks the door with your belt and you go, you're like, no way you're gonna do it!

Starting point is 00:25:40 I don't grab it. I say, yeah, so if you want the most wicked dreams you've ever had, down some bananas before you go to bed. See, okay, exactly what I just said before we started recording. How I could not sleep last night. I swear to God, I had a banana. I'm telling you. I swear to God, I had a banana at 1130.

Starting point is 00:26:04 Yes. So when you said that I thought you infiltrated my house cause you were saying my exact scenario really I did not share this to you

Starting point is 00:26:11 I literally had rice cake peanut butter banana at 1130 yeah and then I could not fall asleep to like 3 how deep can you go on a banana

Starting point is 00:26:17 if you were to guess like if you were to just try it for an experiment I'd say 80% nice dude 80 why'd you struggle so much that one time then it for an experiment. I'd say 80%. Nice, dude. Why'd you struggle so much that one time, then? Mm-mm.

Starting point is 00:26:31 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Oh, my God. You'll agree, and you won't like it, but Ruby? What about her? Ruby at night, the noises she makes?

Starting point is 00:26:44 What noises does she make? My knees. She does that thing with her yeast in her hand yeah you gotta go get her some like i woke up last night yeah and it literally sounded like there was a orc yeah in the corner of a room like a toothless orc like eating like stew yeah it was like i'm like what the and then i look at the ground and she's out of our bed yeah she's out of her bed she's just sitting in the middle of the carpet she's like this like looking like she's sitting and doing that she normally lays down like really enjoys it like a creep yeah she eats her yeast sitting upright and she's like yeah just getting a snack yeah the noises they gotta stop something is up stop. Something is up with your dog. I think so, too.

Starting point is 00:27:27 I either think she senses the baby's coming, and she's about to get a boot to the back seat, or it might be her time. Okay, oh, finally you're accepting it. Something's not right internally with that dog. She's turning to cannibalism. She's chewing on herself. She eats other things.

Starting point is 00:27:41 She eats a lot. She eats her own fluids. No, let's not not let's keep it safe i know you're probably eating some food your dog honestly has been acting different yeah strange very strange me and cj so it was your wife's birthday the other day right and i told this on twitch if you want to be a part of the twitch family get these a little early so me and c you you you it was your wife's birthday yes you took her out for like this day date right you took her out all day all all day, all day.

Starting point is 00:28:05 All day. And then you were like, hey, I forgot to get her anything. Okay. No, no, no, no. I said. No, no. The way this. Oh, yes, yes.

Starting point is 00:28:13 The way this is going. I cannot abandon her. I won't have time to go do the final presentation that I originally planned for. Okay. And then insert brother of amazing grace and open arms. And you helped me. Yeah. So Cam was like, hey, I forgot to do anything for her um can you go to the store i want you to get her just a bunch of stuff

Starting point is 00:28:31 take it to my house it's 40 minutes away set it up and then go back home and you're not there when we get there so i can pretend i did it oh my god okay bet i i can do that for you i can cover up the crime scene it's not what so, me and CJ, we go out. We get a bunch of flowers. So expensive, the flowers he told me to get. Okay. Didn't have any vases at the house. We had to get a bunch of vases.

Starting point is 00:28:51 He wanted crystal vases. I said, Cameron, Cameron, crystal. And then I was like, he's like, also, get a balloon. I get a balloon. I send him pictures. Not a good enough balloon. Oh, my God. I was like, come on, brother.

Starting point is 00:29:03 He made me get a 54 balloon oh my god i'm like brother this is gonna be gone in a week you know what i'm my brother's people so i get all this stuff i'm halfway to his house 40 minute drive he goes he called he calls me let me let me land let me land he calls me and he's like hey bro did you get all this stuff and i'm like yeah i got it bro it's on it's on the car right now i'm on my way and he goes did you get a card i said brother did you do anything it's your wife's birthday i didn't even know it was her birthday until today like what do you mean what's going on he goes get a card and i was like bro are you i'm already halfway to your house he goes come on man like i need i need a card. And I was like, bro, I'm already halfway to your house. He goes, come on, man.

Starting point is 00:29:45 Like, I need a card. Set it up right there in the presentation. And I go, all right, what kind of card do you want? Like, can I pick the card at least? And he goes, no, I want something nice. Yes. Brother. It's her birthday.

Starting point is 00:29:56 I stop at this Kroger that's by his house. First of all, nothing out there but some cows, some wilderness, and white people. That's all that's out there. I stop in this Kroger. They got this card card section i'm looking at the cards right for wife wife's birthday dog's birthday i'm like where's just like a sentimental wife's birthday i find one there's one left and it is a damn novel it is a nice it was a novel of a part and it's got it's got plastic on the outside i had to unwrap the goddamn thing. It was so expensive. $20 on the card. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:30:27 Cam, I get to the house. I get to the house. I'm about to open the door. Cam calls me again. He goes, Peyton, write something in the card. I go, brother, we don't have the same handwriting. And he goes, it's live. She'll never know.

Starting point is 00:30:43 Oh, my God. And then I go go what do you want me to say he was like say something about how i love to caress that back part of her neck and i go brother i can't freestyle that i was like i can't i don't know how to first off you felt live's neck great neck it's a now see we all need to go to church. We need to go to church. She has a great back-of-the-neck skin feel. She has a really soft back. Don't ask me how I know. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:31:13 Actually, how I know is Cam in college, this is when Cam the c*** started to mute it. He used to go to all the basketball players. Oh, you c***! You take that back. You crazy looking bastard. No shot. All the players? All our friend players. You take that back. Tell me you didn't. You crazy looking bastard. No shot. All the players.

Starting point is 00:31:28 All our friend players. I went to our inner circle. Which was like eighth. No, it was like fourth. You got a starting five in some of the bands. No, and I said, I said, bro, Liv's neck is extraordinarily soft. I've never felt anything like it. Get you a feel.

Starting point is 00:31:40 Get you a little correct. You'd be like, go get a feel. Go get a feel. And I'd be like, all right, bro. It's weird. And he'd be like. No, that part right there. Don't grip it Get you a little correct. You'd be like, go get a feel. Go get a feel. And I'd be like, all right, bro. It's weird. And he'd be like. No, that part right there. Don't grip it.

Starting point is 00:31:48 Grip it. Go a little lower. Go a little lower. And so I'm like. Someone busts into my room. I'm looking at neck grabbing videos. I'm like, oh, oh. And so I was outside of his door writing this note about his wife's neck.

Starting point is 00:32:00 And I'm like, bro, this is so strange. This is where the story comes in about your dog. Me and TJ walk into the house. First of all, you need a better guard dog. You need some kind of protection. She has zero, zero protection. She had no, I had glasses on and a beanie. That's not my normal attire when I see her.

Starting point is 00:32:15 She didn't know it was me. She's dumb. House was dark. She literally was on the couch looking at me going, like shaking. And I was like, ah. Ah, I can't breathe like and she like was shaking and i went to i said i was like ruby it's me it's uncle p i'm trying to touch her give her some love and let her know it's me sniff me you know my sniff she wasn't having it and i was like this is making me sad

Starting point is 00:32:39 she ran away to the other side of the house in a corner and was like scared and then i was like i have to connect with this dog i i've been here since your second day you should love me so i start hitting her with the janet janice henry harold ruby i'm sitting with all that you can see she's trying to figure it out she doesn't know those names i know those names and then i'm like ruby let's go potty she wouldn't know i know what that is now she should she's backpedaling to the back door looking at me and i'm like harold you creep i let her out to pee i'm starting to put up all the decorations the million dollars i spent beautiful but beautiful though i'm looking at all this stuff i'm figuring out i'm I'm like, shit, Janet's outside.

Starting point is 00:33:26 I go to get Janet outside. She's literally digging under the fence trying to get out. And I say, Harold! She like jumps and runs back in the house. She was not f***ing with you. To end this story, I was like, I know there's one thing me and Janet have that no one else has. Too much of. I know my niece loves some goddamn food she does i'm like ruby you want you want to eat she gets a little happy i'm like ruby i know where your food is i go grab the food she's like what the how do you know i knew you i

Starting point is 00:33:59 knew it you said to put one scoop i put two and a half i was like ruby she was thick dude i got home and i was like what the hell did she eat she was huge and so she's eating she's eating right looking back at me she's like thank you save you she's like thank you thank you thank you sorry i knew you were my uncle i was just a little scared and then to tip to make sure that she knew i was uncle p i know her treats at normally you're like give her one little treat for going outside I gave her four and I don't hand her one at a time she knows

Starting point is 00:34:29 an Uncle P sandwich I get them and I squish them all together so she gets a good thick fat treat that's f***ing strange and it hurt my heart

Starting point is 00:34:36 okay no no no you lied maybe seven times a million dollars obviously not a million oh I know. Nowhere near. About $250.

Starting point is 00:34:46 Oh, my God. This mother****** goes. DJ, was it not $250? This man goes, oh, CJ. This man goes, I go, hey, just tell me how much I owe you. I really appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I got you.

Starting point is 00:34:58 He goes, oh, no problem. $160. You got 10% interest every day. It's not paid back. I go, all right, bastard. We go to his house a couple days later. Little team bonding, right? We go there.

Starting point is 00:35:08 I whip out $1.60 cold hard cash in your hand. Takes it, scoops it immediately to the pocket. Thanks for doing business. And he goes, now wait a second. Let me check my account real quick. I go, what for? He goes, I want to make sure it wasn't more than $2.60. I did a good job.

Starting point is 00:35:24 I go, I mean, all right, bro. Like, I'll pay you for it. He checks his account. $76. And you took 200% of that? You want a double of that? 40-minute car ride? Try 26 minutes. Not true. Oh, my God. It's 5 o'clock traffic. Oh, that's just your fault. That is absolutely your fault. It's your fault for not getting your wife a gift. I got her a gift. Couldn't tell. I got her a gift. I didn't get her a presentation.

Starting point is 00:35:50 And I couldn't ditch her because she was with me. Okay. So, light on the limit. And you doubled the money and accepted it. You sick creep, but I still love you and you helped out. And I had to charge my car, too. So, you paid for that. I paid for your electricity.

Starting point is 00:36:03 I paid for the drive i paid for the materials and then a 40 tip yeah and i don't know why i asked cj for like confirmation on it can i admit that he is the worst friend to have around let me expose this little bastard i was gonna save this for patreon but since we're on the exposing tip brother we went out to a club right we went out to a club i had this jacket that i bought in vegas on tour right that was a blue bomber jacket it's an expensive jacket very nice i didn't know if i actually liked it so i kept the big there's a tag on the back of it no there's a hanging tag on the neckline that goes inside the jacket but you it can easily pop

Starting point is 00:36:42 out it's literally like this big bro it's like a postcard and i kept it on it because i was like i might resell this for double the value because it's one of those kind of jackets so i didn't take it off i wore it to the club right i'm in the club we're starting to drink right i'm in the club cj's over there there's too many women so so i'm in there right i'm in there i'm taking pictures with people right people are coming up taking pictures oh you want to drink whatever you get i'm like oh cool bet bet bet something back here is not right i feel a little more free in the back normally i feel that tag back there oh no at this one i'm in full payton mode right in this club you're in that man i'm in here i'm in the i'm in the club feeling myself right this lovely woman right she walks to the back of

Starting point is 00:37:33 me and i start feeling somebody start pulling on my shit and i'm like hey and she goes come here baby i'm just fixing your tag it's popping out and she's like i'm not trying to put your business out there like that but we can see you still got the tag on she goes we know you're going back tomorrow it's okay and then i go are you kidding she's like yeah i've been watching you for like 30 minutes just been flying back there and i said i said i looked at cj i was like are you kidding me and then i look at her. I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Thank you for helping me. Thank you for noticing and being there for me.

Starting point is 00:38:09 She goes, by the way, love the videos. It makes sense now. I said, no. And then you turn. If it was like a show, you slowly pan to CJ. He's like this. That's exactly what he did. I was like, bro, you didn't see that?

Starting point is 00:38:27 And he goes, I wasn't looking at your neck. I'm 6'7". You have no choice but to see my neck. That's the update on my week, by the way. That's been absolutely insane. What about the casino? What happened at the casino? What happened at the casino?

Starting point is 00:38:44 Oh, no. We'll save that casino oh no we'll say that for patreon we'll say that for patreon his smirk let's say that oh man gotta love bubby gotta love oh i love him to death i'm not gonna lie it's getting that point of the year i'm starting to shed shed i'm starting to shed what do you mean layer of skin removing from my body oh you're like extra like full-blown shedding like chameleon stuff. It's the worst, but it's kind of like bringing you to a new. It kind of like is coming out of your cocoon. Yeah. But I like my cocoon.

Starting point is 00:39:11 I like what I have going. You should probably shed it. You should probably shed it. It'll take some percentage off too. You'll step on that scale in the morning and be like, wow. Am I really fat? Can we break this down? No, you're not.

Starting point is 00:39:24 You're thick. You're big boned. Is it a good... You go, whatever you want to say. Whatever helps you sleep. All inclusive here. Is it like a concern? Have you seen residuals lap over month to month?

Starting point is 00:39:40 No, not now. A pound here, a pound there. No, not now. There was a time a couple months ago where I was like... you started you got back so i never brought it up you fought back i fought the good fight i fought the good fight no dude that whole that whole time period around like moving in yeah i didn't go to the gym probably like two months oh i can tell no you don't have to tell me i haven't been in the gym in some months either can't tell you go it's actually interesting when i don't go to the gym i i look better you know i really get snatched when you don't go to the gym you look like a young kid hungry for a can of cinnamon

Starting point is 00:40:20 rolls yeah it's busted okay well it's okay i I'm glad to know that you're honest with me. That's a policy, right? I'm always honest with you. So, I have an idea. Okay. Let's just be honest with the people, and let's immediately do a little quiz. All right? Okay.

Starting point is 00:40:36 We always like quizzes. You're always good. We're just going to keep it a buck. Let's do it. Okay? It's just some random questions. Okay. That are pretty, you know, I'd say maybe maybe are you smarter than a fifth grader type?

Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah. Saw some of these questions. Want to ask them to you? Some of these fifth graders are on roids. Let's put that out there. I've got to read these questions. Some of these fifth graders don't have friends. They don't.

Starting point is 00:40:53 But here we go. Okay. I'm simply going to title this just quiz. Because this is, it's all about. What's it about? It's, uh, they're just questions. Okay. They are just standard questions.

Starting point is 00:41:02 Let's do it. As an American, you should be able to answer them. You don't know where I'm from. Okay, you ready? Yep. Here we go. What is the northernmost point in the United States? Canada.

Starting point is 00:41:13 Well, no. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, I was thinking about the continent. No, no, no. Deadass I know. North Dakota. Okay, so wrong still. Your first answer was out of our country.

Starting point is 00:41:24 Let's let that sink in. Your first answer was out of our country. Let's let that sink in. Your first answer was not even a part of our country. The most northern point of the U.S. is not North Dakota. What's right under Canada? North Dakota's right under Canada. Dude. New York. You're getting closer, but wrong.

Starting point is 00:41:37 Maine. Wrong. Delaware. That's below it. You literally did that. You said Delaware. You said Maine. You said New York, Maine, Delaware.

Starting point is 00:41:45 No. It's to the east. No. You said Delaware. You said Maine. Or you said New York, Maine, Delaware. No. It's to the east. No. Oregon. No. Close. Washington. Dude.

Starting point is 00:41:52 State. Dude. Dude. Alaska. It's Alaska. It's the most northern part of our country. I thought you meant the things that are touching. We're not touching that.

Starting point is 00:42:00 We just bought that. They are our land. So, oh, never mind. All right. What is the most western point of the united states of america hawaii alaska i assume so okay now you're gonna lock in that's west that's that is what i said that's no we no west no west no northwest that is west. Kim Kardashian. Northwest. Good morning. What is the Eastern?

Starting point is 00:42:27 Now get back to that trans thought. What is the Eastern most point of the United States? New York. No. Florida. No. I was going to say Australia, but that doesn't make sense. That would be wrong.

Starting point is 00:42:38 Dude, fuck you. Eastern. Most Eastern point. North Carolina. Because there is that little divot. They go out there a little bit. If you look at the map, it's a catty corner. It's a little catty wampus.

Starting point is 00:42:51 It's a little catty wampus. It's a little catty wampus. Do you want to know the answer? Yeah. Alaska. It's so far west. It crosses the line. It bends?

Starting point is 00:43:01 What? What did you just say? It bends? It bends? No, so there you just say? It bends? It bends? No, so like there's a map, and if it's on Northwest, you wrap that John around. That's East. First off, stop saying Northwest. We understand it's North.

Starting point is 00:43:14 We're talking about East and West. It is so far West. It crosses the center line. It is now East. It's like a Russia situation. There you go. It's like Moscow. Downtown Moscow. Okay.

Starting point is 00:43:23 I have faith in this one. Stop asking me geography. You said it wasn't about one thing. It always is geography. No, there's other ones. There's like Moscow. Downtown Moscow. Okay. I have faith in this one. Stop asking me geography. You said it wasn't about one thing. It always is geography. No, there's other ones. There's other ones. I have faith in this one. We're going to finish out the quarter.

Starting point is 00:43:32 And the map isn't real. We're going to. So, none of this is really valid. You've never been. I've never been. We don't know. It's what they tell us. What is the southern?

Starting point is 00:43:41 Dude. What is the southern most point in the United States? Florida. Correct. There you go. There you go. What part of the United States? Florida. Correct. There you go. There you go. What part of Florida for extra points? Dude, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:43:49 Tallahassee? No, the Keys. South Beach. The Keys. You go South Beach. The Keys. How many outs are in a single inning of baseball? Seven.

Starting point is 00:43:59 Seventh inning stretch. What? How many outs? Three-six. There you go. There you go. There you go. Okay. During a leap year.

Starting point is 00:44:11 Four. What? Four years in a leap year. This always confused me. I want you to say that. I told you about that one, kid. I want you to say that again slowly. Four years.

Starting point is 00:44:22 Whoa. Four years in a leap year. No, but you like. are we in the tesseract are we seeing are we seeing time and gravity okay no okay ask it again finish it this time yeah thanks during a leap year which month or months have 29 days during a leap year february has 28 so not that that doesn't count none all of them there you go it took me some time to get there but we figured it out you just gotta let me work you just gotta let them little engines go all right this is just personality okay i just want to see okay ah no it's easy because you

Starting point is 00:45:01 switched it it's been there for a minute okay i was gonna say without looking right now what is your wallpaper on your phone oh my god he doesn't know i know what your wallpaper is what is it i'm not gonna tell you figure it out it's a quote it is a quote need more than that said something i need more than that let your faith your faith outwork your fear. Something like that. There you go. There you go. Check it.

Starting point is 00:45:27 Please, God. Let your faith be bigger than your fear. There you go. How many letters in the alphabet if you take out T and V? 24. There you go. Okay. Good job.

Starting point is 00:45:39 Good job, Bubba. You need to work on geography. Now, I fused that in there because you're really not good with space and the location, and we know that. But I fused a couple in to kind of give you a sense of confidence. I'm saying, but geography isn't real. Dude. We have no sense of how big anything actually is.

Starting point is 00:45:54 It's just a diagram. Not a diagram. What would you say to science? Science? What would you say to science? I thought it was geography. It wouldn't be two different classes if it was the same thing. Geography is the location.

Starting point is 00:46:09 I'm saying sizes of things, depths of things. They've been studied, okay? Yeah, but if you think about it, it's all make-believe. There's no actual line on a state. There's a sign. We don't know how straight that thing is. You know what I mean? It could be that thing is. You know what I mean? It could be a little curved.

Starting point is 00:46:26 You know what I mean? No, I don't. So you're saying like on a map, right? If you look at a map, all the lines for the states are straight, little jagged, whatever, straight. But most of them are straight, right? It's like this is the line.

Starting point is 00:46:36 Are you kidding me? We're putting that welcome to Oklahoma sign right when I'm going to the casino. And I got to go 90 miles in a straight line like that. Yeah, I don't think that's correct. It is. Why? Because people said it.

Starting point is 00:46:49 Yeah. People said it is. But you know that the United States map on the world map is not accurate. See, I don't know. I researched that when you told me, and I don't know. No, it's a fact that we made, like the U.S. version of the world map, the United States is bigger to make us seem more powerful. We're not that big.

Starting point is 00:47:05 We are that big. Not as big as we put on the map, comparative to other sides, other continents. First off, what is a USA map? The map of us. But I'm saying, like, how is that different? If I was a Chinese student in China and I searched map of United States, am I seeing different results as of me if I search here? Well, yeah, because they don't have free internet like we do. So it's different.

Starting point is 00:47:31 Like, they have a controlled internet, right? China doesn't have Google? No, they do, but it's like a controlled internet, right? Because they're not in a democracy. I think you're thinking about Korea, brother. Different. Very different. Very different.

Starting point is 00:47:43 Okay. No offense. Yeah, let's take a back step i think they can no i'm saying but like i played some hella good kids in apex legends from china i swear the maps that are are printed in the u.s and like our textbooks and the world maps the united states is made bigger than what it actually is you can ears and eyes up you can can Google, listen, you can Google, you can Google the actual world map in the U.S. version of the world map.

Starting point is 00:48:09 You can Google it right now, and you can see. But is that not the same foot that you stepped forward with in the previous conversation? Someone just said that. Yeah, that's why I said I started this whole thing off with geography isn't real. They said, yes, it is, because the white fence, though. That's what you just said.

Starting point is 00:48:27 That is not what I said at all. You're saying that the maps are different because someone said so. All of it's not real. I don't believe anything. I don't believe anything. Who are you? I don't believe shit. You got, dude, but people like you, they rub me the wrong way.

Starting point is 00:48:44 You rub me. You rub me some right ways, some good ways. But you rub me the wrong way you rub me you rub me some right ways some good ways but you rub me the wrong way with that you gotta if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything all right is he like spitting out quotes like bro you've been like saying if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything okay if you don't what are you saying bro he You're saying quotes today. What other quotes have I said? Just everything. No, I'm saying if you don't believe in anything.

Starting point is 00:49:12 I believe in something. Dude, what the fuck? Is he alright? I believe in God. No, okay, of course. But I'm saying 30 seconds ago you said I don't believe in anything. You said I don't. Those words came out of your mouth. I said geography.

Starting point is 00:49:24 You said I don't believe in anything that they say like if it's man-made i don't believe it like if you're making me if you're making me knowledge off of a man-made thing i don't believe it like like this well i believe this i can see it i can touch it the man-made i could touch this i'm saying like math isn't real do you believe gravity is real? I'm still not quite sure what that is And how it works I know the moon and the waves affect it That's all I know That's all I know

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Starting point is 00:50:29 Okay, I saw something, realized it, and I think you, and only you, you're the only person on this earth that can help me understand this. That's a, I've never been told that in my life. Oh, and just wait for it. I've never been told that. This has to go with doctors, right? I'm not getting into. Oh, watch it. Golly... We love... We appreciate it.

Starting point is 00:50:48 There we go. But I'm not getting into a spook. It could scam. Scam, scam, scam. Money, money, money. Big pharma. But I have a bone to pick. You go to a doctor's room, right?

Starting point is 00:51:01 Let's say for a colonoscopy. Why did I choose that? You'll see. I want one. Stick it in. Go! Doesn't something go in? Stick it in?

Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah. Oh, that's a prostate. That's a colonoscopy, too. How often can I go in for that? No! You go, I'm back from my quarterly colonoscopy. You go, sir, we need you to leave. We need you to get out of here.

Starting point is 00:51:22 I go into the doctor. I'm already down like this. They're like, Peyton, you're here for a flu shot. Your ass is up. You're like, where's Jenny? I really like Nurse Jenny. You're like, sir, we're here to take your blood. I'm like, well, take something else. But doctors, right?

Starting point is 00:51:40 For these very intimate things. It could be a pap smear. We know what that is now, right? Like a Diet Coke. Nothing to do with beverages. Pap smear, colonoscopy, it could be whatever. Yes. Why do they give you? Now, I semi understand it, but if we take it for face value, doctors would be like, you know, I'm gonna leave the room, give you privacy to change. Right. And then they come in and they're looking all up in your hunch. Yeah. They got fingers in caboose. They are in your most intimate parts.

Starting point is 00:52:10 But they'll let you just change your t-shirt. They'll let you drop your pants without looking. But then they will literally caress your anus and stick a probe in there and be eye to eye with your toothless. They will be eye to eye with your butthole okay talking about some i'm gonna step out give you a second because are you kidding me because it's for people like me how did this become people like you because i'm not good i'm not nothing's right on the initial takedown. I agree. I got it. I agree. Come on. Come on.

Starting point is 00:52:48 And then a lot of doctor's offices have mirrors in there. So if I know they're going down the back door, if they're opening up the back gate, I'll take a little bend and peek, and I got to take out some berries. I got to take out some leftovers. I got to take out some leftovers. Some dingleberries. You just got to clean up. You have to take out dingleberries from your butt. Not every time.

Starting point is 00:53:14 You have crusted poop. No. In your butt hair with Charlotte's Web. You have crusted poop? Not every time. Could you imagine the poor, poor-ass doctor that has to give you your first colonoscopy? At least it'll be easy. They're going to be like, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Starting point is 00:53:36 You just said something about a mirror. What if you went in to a colonoscopy specialist and they had a mirror on the ceiling? Oh, my God. You're literally like this. You're like, go a little left, doc. Go a god literally like this you're like i'll go a little left doc go a little that way you're like okay check that would be some sick shit dude my dad whenever he got his prostate exam he came back home he was wearing a blanket he was like oh my god oh my god Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:54:10 Dude, he was like, you know, Peyton, he said, Peyton, you know, one day it's going to be you. You got to do it. And I said, when? You said, how early, pops? You promise? He's sitting there. He's like, no, no, no, son.

Starting point is 00:54:25 Dude, speaking of prostates, my old basketball coach, he's dead now, but when he was alive, when we were in high school, he came back one day and one of his pregame prep talks was about his prostate exam. He was talking about how he has our back no matter what.

Starting point is 00:54:38 Because he was sick, right? He had cancer. But I'm saying, so he went in and got checked, right? And his weird, strange approach to this conversation, he was talking about how he's got our back, and he was like, even when I'm in my lowest of lows, I'm still here on game day. He said, I went earlier today, 3.30 p.m.

Starting point is 00:54:57 That's why I was late to the freshman game. I'll apologize to him later. 3.30. He said, this cute nurse, she had to lube up a glove, and she had to go inside of me, boys. And all I was thinking about is how we're going to break their press. And he said, I just want y'all to know

Starting point is 00:55:13 that I got your back and damn it, if I could wear a jersey, I would. And we were like, what the f***? Bro, it's like 10 minutes before layup lines. He's talking about how he had someone in his butt, and he's like, I was just thinking about press break.

Starting point is 00:55:32 He said, if I could be in a jersey, I'd give it my all. And I'm like, dude, I don't want to play anymore. I'm like, I'll literally sit this one out. You got it. That's so crazy. Like, strange world, man. That's so crazy. Like, he, strange world, man. That is so weird. Bad, bro.

Starting point is 00:55:48 Dude, that gets me thinking about our barber. Oh. Because he's strange, too. Bro, Brooks, our barber. If you're on Patreon, you've seen him before. Oh, my God. Dude. Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going on Patreon, you've seen him before. Oh, my God. Dude. Wait, wait, wait.

Starting point is 00:56:05 Where are you going with this? I'm not going to. Because you, like, things that don't make sense for your job. Right? Like, your coach, he said something that doesn't make sense for his job. At all. I think our barber is Captain America on the side, bro. Like, I swear to God, this dude can't figure it out, brother.

Starting point is 00:56:23 Like, I'm loving to death. Figure it out. It's just, I'm loving to death. Figure it out. It's just a creature of motivation and ambition. Bro, he gives beautiful blends. Yes, amazing things. Beautiful fades. Great barber. Yes.

Starting point is 00:56:35 He does tattoos. He flies planes. He's joining the Air Force, right? One day. So we get a cut, right? The next day he goes, yeah, I just got my license to tattoo skulls. Right. I can tattoo skulls, give people hairlines.

Starting point is 00:56:52 I said, oh, congrats. Next time we go in, he goes, yeah, man. I'm thinking about joining the air force. And he goes, yeah, I'm going to be, uh, I'm going to be overseas for a little bit. So I got some recommendations for y'all it's not it wasn't like a one-off sentence no like he gave us a like two hour talk about yeah like what he's gonna do with his wife his daughter how it's beneficial to his family tree i said okay i was like congrats brooks yeah next day he comes and

Starting point is 00:57:21 he's like payton tell me how to work that that dslr like how content wise like how do you really make that focus shift i think i'm getting i'm thinking about getting a white matte paint for my back room i'm gonna turn it into a studio i said what i said okay i gave him the knowledge on that then i'm on instagram this week i'm looking at my stories this brother is doing taxes for people he's's saying, hey, I got this guy. He owed $3,000. I brought it down to $1,500. Do your taxes with me. No turbo taxes.

Starting point is 00:57:52 I said, what? He's like, you need a local CPA. I got you covered. I'm like, so you mean to tell me you can take me in a stealth bomber. We land. You cut my hair. Give me a tattoo. You shoot professional photos. And then at the end of that, you write my hair give me a tattoo you shoot professional photos and then at the end of that

Starting point is 00:58:06 you write my taxes for me what he is steve rogers dude yeah that's perfect he is captain america he's a strange guy love him to death love brooks and he's a great guy and now he's a father too yeah now he's a father there's another there's another card and an architect he built a gym brother like let's settle down. Let's take some more naps during the day, huh? You're tired. You have to figure it out. I'm not going to lie.

Starting point is 00:58:31 Last time I went to get my cup, when y'all weren't there, his lunch was a chicken salad with strawberries on it, drinking a green matcha tea, ate half the salad, then poured some special sauce over it. Two bites with the sauce, closed it up, threw it away, cut my hair, as I'm walking out, whips out like a Belvita. And I'm like, what are we doing?

Starting point is 00:58:58 Hey, I think I'm going to fire on him. And I think I'm going to move on. Nah, because he's really starting to creep me out. I think he's done with my head. Hey, can we's really starting to creep me out. I think he's done. Hey, can we talk about, hold on. We spoke on this a little bit. Peyton loves Brooks. Great guy, been cutting his hair for a long time.

Starting point is 00:59:14 Peyton put all of us on to Brooks. So shout out Peyton. But Peyton does not speak to this man when he gets his hair cut. No, I don't. I have always thought that just on your phone, it's not disrespect for anything, but me going to great clips and super cuts the majority of my life,

Starting point is 00:59:30 one, didn't have a phone, two, I was just like this. And it was like a woman talking about, oh, you ready for the season? Stuff like that. So now it's Brooks. It's a better conversation. I'm never on my phone.

Starting point is 00:59:40 It's just full-blown hour of talking. And I think Brooks gets annoyed at it. Yes, he does. He told me. He gets annoyed at me. Yes, he does. He told me. He gets annoyed at me yapping. But then when I see the counter, the counter of me, which is you, I'm like, Peyton just got a

Starting point is 00:59:54 haircut for an hour and he said 13 words. Exactly. How do you do that? I don't want to talk. But how? You know Brooks? You're friendly with Brooks? Love him. How do you not talk to don't want to just like that hey i read comments because we've had the debate before if you talk during appointments yeah i was reading the comments and a lot of people were saying hey

Starting point is 01:00:14 i'm a hairstylist hey i'm a nail tech hey i'm a bensous and they're like we appreciate clients like payton yeah they sided with you and i'm like because we talk all day every day like and so it's nice to have that one appointment where we can just be silent and do our work and get out. I'm like, that's what I'm for. You go, I'm here. I am the token one-pointed. But something did happen to me.

Starting point is 01:00:32 I have so much happened to me this week. Now, I need to know where you lie on this situation. I'm getting scared. I need to know your point of view. So I get a lot of emails in my personal email. A lot of emails, right? And I get a lot of emails in my personal email a lot of emails right and i have a lot of money coming out of my account like i just don't know where it really goes that's why i have an account i just don't know where it's going

Starting point is 01:00:52 so i'm not really keeping track of what's going on you should change that i should you should definitely change that and i saw i saw my phone i was scrolling, doing my thing. I get an email that popped up in an alert box, and it was from a church. And it said, Peyton Harden, thank you so much for your $2,000 donation. And it said, this is helping the kids' ministry and the kids that have terminal illnesses. Let me put that out there. Let me just say that. That's the email I got, and I am not joking. Never heard of this church before.

Starting point is 01:01:31 I've never donated to one. And especially not two grand. Now, at first I said, who the is scamming me? Who took my credit card and gave it to that ministry? Oh, but then I'm starting to wage a war in my brain. Do I,

Starting point is 01:01:59 do I take my two grand back away from the sick kids or do i let this scammer get away with the two grand oh my god all right let's break it down let's break it down yeah the principal right you need your money back i did not give that money i did not authorize two thousand dollars but the morality yeah you don't want to take it from these sick beautiful children or the church or the church or or jesus good morning to you god but the principle that's my i i i say oh my god i've been bro every day i'm like you're like you're feening you just bite something and hit something. And then I'll see a commercial and it's with the arms of the angel and there's kids shaking.

Starting point is 01:02:51 No. No, I didn't. No, no, no. He said kids. No, I thought the arms of the angel was for pets. No. He did it to me. No.

Starting point is 01:03:00 We can't stand for this. No. No. I did not flip it off the sick kids. No, but the arms of the angels is pets. It's pets. That's why I did it. It's pets.

Starting point is 01:03:10 Even the sick pets? Yeah, you don't flip it off. But they're not sick. They're just homeless. They're not. Oh, my God. They're not sick. They're very healthy.

Starting point is 01:03:18 They just don't have a home. That's all it is. No, I'm just saying. Okay, you see charitable donation commercials and it ignites a fire within you because you're like, man, I'm here for the cause. It's like, I want to help.

Starting point is 01:03:33 That is my money and I did not authorize it. It's like, if you were to let me, if you were to let me make that decision, I'll make it. If I knew that this was happening, maybe I'd help. So you've never heard of this church? It wasn't even Texas, Cameron. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 01:03:51 It was like in one of those states that don't exist. Idaho, one of those. Now that right there, that right there pushed the needle for me. Yeah. That swayed me. Get your money back. Get your money back. There's sick kids outside of Texas.

Starting point is 01:04:03 Get your money back. I know that. But if the scammer doesn't even have the decency to live in a zip code in the same state, get your money back. I don't know how he got that and how that money got approved. No, first you need to check your car. Let's do that. You need to check your car. You need to check your roommate. Because I'm thinking, I'm thinking, if we're having to draw circles, make an FBI board,

Starting point is 01:04:26 that first yarn goes, who the hell else is in the house? That guy. And who has my personal email logged in on their desktop? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, CJ. Oh, my God, it's damning evidence. He's in the house with you. He's oftentimes awake past you.

Starting point is 01:04:39 Yeah. And he has your personal email. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Peyton. That means he saw the email, too, and he never brought it to your attention. Dude.. Oh my god. Oh my god, Peyton. That means he saw the email too and he never brought it to your attention. Dude. Oh my god, it's him. He has two weeks left. It's him.

Starting point is 01:04:52 What business do you have in Idaho? Nothing, no. Nothing, no. I didn't even see the email. Oh, that's easy to say. That's easy to say. He was going through, I ran into his room one day. He jumped whenever I opened his room.

Starting point is 01:05:08 I thought he was beating it. He wasn't fully clothed. He was looking at my prescriptions. He's looking at my. I just had to make sure he was taking his stuff. That's illegal. Dude, that is a violation of HIPAA, and you need to go to jail. You.

Starting point is 01:05:26 Let's jury this out real quick. Yes or no questions. You're on the stand. Do you have his personal email on your device? Yes. Have you checked it before? Maybe. Nope. Yes or no questions. There's no maybe. So you have. So now we have the understanding he has access to your email. He has looked at it before. So is it wrong to assume that matter of fact is there a possibility you could have seen this donation email is there a possibility yes okay so if there's a possibility you could have seen this and you said no words about this to him do you think that raises a red flag to mr harden my client no it's yes or no questions he saw that i saw it is oh my you're burying yourself brother now is that a fireable offense that is a that is a prisonable

Starting point is 01:06:13 offense you are scamming him in the name of the latter-day saints you're sending my i love your heart in this, but I don't at the same time. Dude, okay. We'll fire him later. But yeah, it's been literally a waging war in my brain because it's like taking away from the kids in Christ. It's hard for me. That's tough.

Starting point is 01:06:37 I didn't give that money. You go, but it's not taking away if I never gave it. Yeah, dude. It's one of the toughest situations I've ever been in. Better man than me. I know you'd be like, f*** you kids. I'd be giving my money back right now. I did not.

Starting point is 01:06:51 That was not me. If I want to do it, it's a great cause. Matter of fact, give it back and I'll give it back. Then once they gave that to you, I'd send one. I'd go, there's principle behind this. I still support the cause, but someone stole from me. Yeah. Oh my God.

Starting point is 01:07:04 Have you took any action on God. That is insane. Have you took any action on it? That is insane. No, I think I've just kind of let it go. I think it was Jesus telling me to give that money. Round of applause for Pete. I couldn't do that. I couldn't just let it go.

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Starting point is 01:08:01 Do you remember school lunches when we were children? Loved them. Until Michelle. She came through. She came through and helped me adapt. That was an inappropriate adapt. I Until Michelle. She came through. She came through in healthiness. That was an inappropriate adapt. I love Michelle. One of my first crushes

Starting point is 01:08:09 was Michelle Obama, for real. She was, oh my God. Dude, I had something for her. I was like, Baracky,

Starting point is 01:08:15 you lucky bastard. Dude, I loved her. She changed school lunches. You had a, you had a thing for Michelle? Oh my God, what?

Starting point is 01:08:22 You had a thing for Queen Latifah? I win. Oh no. Michelle versus What? You had a thing for Queen Latifah? I win. Oh, no. Michelle versus Queen? You're nuts. Are you kidding me? They're both beautiful. You're nuts.

Starting point is 01:08:33 You're nuts. No. Anyway. You just did that one scene in that movie. Dude, stop. I'm sure if Michelle had that scene, we'd be changing the convo. Anyway, keep going. Anyway.

Starting point is 01:08:41 They were fantastic, right? So good. The squared pizzas? Oh, my God. The Bosared pizzas? Oh, my God. The Bosco sticks. What's that? Did y'all have that little snowball thing? That little pink Kirby looking?

Starting point is 01:08:49 You ever had that for breakfast? They had like a pink sugar ball. I'm not a breakfast guy. I never had breakfast at the school. Except for the breakfast pizza, which would just be the lunch pizza. It was just colder. They just did it earlier. They did it earlier and made it a little bit smaller.

Starting point is 01:09:01 Same pizza. A little less heat on it. A little less heat, a little smaller. But do you think, in hindsight, now that we've grown up, especially you, the shepherd of the wokeness, do you think those were experimental hours?

Starting point is 01:09:13 Do you think the government was really breaking out tests for school lunches? Testing what? Like statistics. Like, if we feed these kids cardboard pizza and put them in these bullshit classes, are they going to go work for our company? Oh, you're about to get me on the thing.

Starting point is 01:09:29 But then we've got to get on Patreon. No, but the school system is a pipeline. Oh, that 100%. I'm talking specifically Michelle's experiments in our lunches and when it quickly became not fun to eat at the school anymore. I started packing my lunch. I gained 12 pounds in a month. They were keeping it scarce in that line. Damn. I'm sorry for the jokes. You've been had a problem.

Starting point is 01:09:48 Dude. Dude. You had to pay $3 for an extra entree but all I got was pizza, applesauce, and milk? Oh, you were on free reduced? Not a problem if you were. I'm just asking. I was not on free reduced. I'm just asking.

Starting point is 01:10:04 Because they didn't have prices. What? It was like you just put it, like you get like a fund and it would pay for the meal. But you were like an extra item was $3. I never grabbed from the chips in the back. No, but I grabbed the extras. I was hungry. I was hungry.

Starting point is 01:10:18 I have always been hungry, okay? I think I have trauma from the youth. I'm hungry, man. I think you got a worm i'm a man with the tapeworm i am hungry but overpriced yeah not good nutrients and they swore they were not good nutrients the very the very thing you say is getting banned by our country uncrustables was the deluxe item of school lunches when we were in there that was the cream of the crop the holy grail yeah it was a PB&J it was 200 calories yeah now it's getting banned did

Starting point is 01:10:50 you have to do the walk of shame whenever you like ran out of lunch money and they would give you the little cold cheese they give me two pieces of bread with cheese in the middle in a milk wrapped in plastic and I have to walk past all my friends going, eh, eh, eh, ooh, cheese sandwich boy. And I was like, ooh. Hey, but I would take that 100% of the time over the kids that would go to the microwave in the cafeteria. If you're heating up your school lunch in front of everybody, go to hell.

Starting point is 01:11:22 If you use the public microwave to punch in a minute 45 for your frozen lasagna, you're a joke. You're a joke. Oh, God forbid you bring a thermos. God forbid you bring a thermos. God forbid. If you bring a thermos with pasta, you deserve to be expelled! There's no getting around a thermos with some SpaghettiOs. That is...

Starting point is 01:12:03 That is... Oh, oh! Oh! My mic's so set down. That is horrific work. CJ, yes or no, you're still on the stand. Yes or no. Yes or no. Did you bring a thermos to an indoor public school for some pasta. Yes, it had a thermos with SpaghettiOs and it had a spoon that folded in half. Oh my God, it had a thermos.

Starting point is 01:12:36 You had foldable utensils? What are you, 33 in the 6th grade? Oh God, dude. Oh, my God. Did you make your own lunches or did your mom make it? Oh, motherfucker, dude. This isn't getting better, man. Oh, man.

Starting point is 01:12:54 Hey. Holy shit. Mad respect for Mr. Man, though. Mad respect. Dude, not really, though, right? Dude, my lunches when I brought them were criminal. Both my parents were gone by the time I left school. I literally would bring two turkey cheese lettuce sandwiches,

Starting point is 01:13:12 two bags of chips. I would grab about nine Oreos, put them in a plastic bag, peanut butter crackers, small Gatorade, big thing of water, fruit roll-up, and a Nature Valley bar. And I'd down that bitch in nine minutes. I'd clean all of it vacuum clean that hoe dude yeah you don't know what people knew not to talk to me during during school lunch like they they're like ah just give him 10 minutes i literally was like it's like it's

Starting point is 01:13:36 like when you give like a big dog a bone you go try to pet him oh yeah yeah they're like i'm like get away get oh there's a ghost there's a spirit scared the academy oh my god oh shit okay holy shit dude i've got real drunk i am i what did you just say i got a real drunk the other weekend like we were partying having a good time right and you know where we go for the clubs and this is a quick story it's not even like it's just it was embarrassing and it goes again to how cj is a shit friend. It's not even like, it was embarrassing. And it goes, again, to how CJ is a shit friend. So we were going. Like, where we go to club at, it's just like one street. You don't have to drive.

Starting point is 01:14:13 And you just walk bar to bar to bar, club to club to club. Several different spots. So we were bouncing around, hitting places. And we go there so often, we're like, everybody knows us. Yeah, you're known. They go, double again? I got you. My tab's still open from yesterday. You go, double again? I got you. Tab's still open from yesterday.

Starting point is 01:14:27 You go, you go, hey, bro. No, somebody said that. Oh, we went to the casino. We went to the casino. We went out of state. We went out of state. I walk up to the bar with everybody, and the bartender goes, you're back again? Everybody at the bar, there's like 80 people they're like

Starting point is 01:14:47 yikes you literally turned to me you said now why would she say that and i tip her so well too man anyway oh god we're walking right we're walking to the uh to the bar and i don't know why they still do this they still ID me you know me brother yeah and I look 30 yeah I think it's because I'm with that little kid and so we're walking right and at this point it's one of those where you're kind of just you're floating no you're just living life I'm having fun right vibing there's no music there's no music yeah we walk into this bar and I'm talking to CJ right so I'm not really paying attention to the bouncer that I'm giving the card to. And they're like, ID.

Starting point is 01:15:28 I'm reaching for my ID, right? And I pull out. I don't even know where it's at. I think I threw it away after that. I pull out a main event game card. I pull out a main event game card, and I'm handing it to her like this. And, like, I'm like this, holding my hand out, waiting to get it back, as I'm talking to CJ.

Starting point is 01:15:50 And then CJ's looking at me, looking at her. And I'm like, yeah. And she goes, I don't think this is going to work. And I said, oh. And there's, like, a line of eight behind us. And I'm like, they might not let me in here. But it generally wasn't me being, like, inebri was just me not focusing it was quite embarrassing CJ was arms length away didn't stop you no honestly he has an expiration date he's not gonna be here much longer bring it

Starting point is 01:16:16 to your attention yeah he's an L man's okay bone to pick with you something that happened today second time you brought something with bone to pick bone to pick with you something that happened today that's the second time you brought something up with bone to pick bone to pick with you I think after something I saw today that if you and me were in a life or death scenario I'd save you that

Starting point is 01:16:32 that was revolving around diffusing an explosive okay okay and for whatever reason maybe I'm a double amputee maybe they have me

Starting point is 01:16:40 maybe they have me bound my hands are bound but it's up to you I bet everything that we die that you would not get the job done the the the pure distraught and chaos of you trying to remove a battery from a remote this morning and put it back in gives me all the information hand me that remote i'm gonna show y'all exact this man goes first off he's trying to touch the screen he's like it's not working he starts doing upside down the sensors

Starting point is 01:17:10 toward him he's like and i go bro just slide the back off pop a battery out and re-put it back in he goes drops it grabs the battery, he goes He goes, what is the plus? One battery in his hand, he still tries it for the hell of it, he's like As it can work on half power! He goes Finally gets it back in, he goes And it works, and then he just looks at me with the crooked smile he goes he goes good call good call it took you six minutes to pause the screen six minutes okay what if we had 30 seconds you had to pick between wires and you'd never you have never held bolt

Starting point is 01:18:01 cutters in your life ever that's one thing it's different in real life than it is in the movies. If there's an explosive and we have to make sure it doesn't detonate, I don't understand why we wouldn't just pick it up and take it somewhere else. Why do we have to sit next to it and just go, cut this, cut this, rewire. I'm not a mechanic. I don't even know how to change a tire yet. Okay, that's awful. You are absolutely out of your mind, and you have to be joking.

Starting point is 01:18:29 Why? Why don't we pick up the bomb and move it? Yeah. Let's start with the first thing. Probably significant weight, okay? Let's assume it's quite hefty. How'd it get in there, then? What is it?

Starting point is 01:18:45 Is this a... What do you think? I'm thinking it's a huge thing at the base of a tower like in Gotham. Then why are we there? I don't know why we're in Gotham, but that's where my mind is. Well, how did it get in there? It was placed. Maybe a forklift.

Starting point is 01:18:56 If it could get placed... If they're forklifted in a goddamn explosive... Hey, what if it's in a crate? It looks like a cute little canister from Amazon. You open it up, big bomb. Why are we playing with crates? I'm just saying, what if we have to do it, right? Just humor me. We have to save this building and more importantly, ourselves.

Starting point is 01:19:14 Okay? Do the PA system. Hey, get out. Oh, everyone else, they can't. Comms are down. No comms. Comms are down. But regardless, weight and stability. Have you ever watched a movie? I know you said it's different, but if you just start shaking an explosive, you think it's a bop it?

Starting point is 01:19:29 You just sit there and play it? Play with it? Tug on it? Well, if I can cut wires and play, what's it called? Hospital, man. What's the one where he's laying down and you've got to pull the pin? Operator? What is it?

Starting point is 01:19:40 Operation. Operation? Operation. If I've got to sit there and play Operation on the goddamn explosive, we're done. You don't have to do anything. There's wires exposed like that. Yes.

Starting point is 01:19:49 And you have to either go. Yes. Okay. Just for the sake of this, let's just see your guessing. One of these saves us. The other two don't. Which one would you cut? Win the doubt, pick C.

Starting point is 01:20:01 Which one's C? That one. We're dead. I was going to do the the middle that's clear as day look at it which one would you cut that seems like the most important one exactly you cut it so it doesn't go off i thought that would make it go off dude okay first of all if we're in a situation where you got to defuse an explosive cam if you're putting me in charge i said everybody else is i said there's a gag in my mouth. My hands are bound.

Starting point is 01:20:28 And I'm just like, you somehow got me out of the room. Yeah. But now I'm like. You go, dude, shut up. Like, give me a second. And you're sitting there trying to cut. Why wouldn't I just unbound you? We have 30 seconds. I'd cut you in four.

Starting point is 01:20:40 You can get me open in four seconds. I can get you open in one. I know what you like yeah you do oh my god okay oh yeah no dexterity oh yeah that'd be funny though no i think i think honestly hostage situation we're both in it hands bound tied to a chair but we can speak i think we do good i think you would lock in quick. Not too many outsiders have seen your serious, like, it's survival time. He's like a

Starting point is 01:21:10 solid, like an eight-year-old basset hound. When you get nervous, you hear a lot of things. Like, you're like... My senses like magnify. Your senses get very, like, you can hear shit from around corners. Like, you have wall hacks. But you would be sitting there and I'd be like, dude, this is really bad're like they're four floors above us according to that we have

Starting point is 01:21:29 25 like you turn into like tom cruise that is a fact whenever we're in like public situations and i know something like there's danger imminent i can hear something like well i'll be like we'll be at a we'll be at a nightclub bro loud ass music strobe light smoke and i'll be like there's a fight happening there's about to's a fight happening. There's about to be a fight. I can hear a shuffle of a foot, and no, that's not a regular step. I'll be like, there's about to be a fight over there.

Starting point is 01:21:50 That is an advancement on an enemy. You just see a bottle. Dude, no, one time, when we were at the club, okay, same club, not gonna say whatever, we were at the very back, by like, almost outside. Yeah. And he literally, we're sitting there dancing one night, and he goes, hey bro, this bad guy's about to come

Starting point is 01:22:04 out of the bathroom. I said, what? He said, just watch. there dancing one night, and he goes, hey, bro, this bad guy is about to come out of the bathroom. I said, what? He said, just watch. He goes back to dancing. I turn. This dude comes out. He's, like, bulky and shit. Like, he just beat someone up.

Starting point is 01:22:11 I'm like, how the hell did you know that? He's like, hey, have fun, bro. Be in the moment. Like, what? Like, what are you talking about? He's like, hey, you want another one? Bro, I'm telling you. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:22:21 Huh? Oh, my God. What? It's either nerves or liquor. No. One of them turned you to an agent. I don't know which is which. It's anxiety.

Starting point is 01:22:31 Well, I use anxiety to fuel me. I can do anything off anxiety. That's my Adderall. I can, I can literally get anything done when I'm having a panic attack. That's low power. When I feel like I'm drowning, when I feel like I'm underwater and I can't breathe, dude, I'll figure the world out, brother. save tiktok i can do anything brother i'm like that plane's going down i'm having a panic attack i'll fly it i can no i can 100 you'd go in there you'd

Starting point is 01:22:57 be like dude i think i just pull up right if an engine's burning we have half power no shit how do you pull something down let's discuss that one that's a push okay let's pull down you genuinely don't believe if a plane was going down i could save it no shot in hell you you just said i'm good whenever i'm under attack brother that you're great under attack yes boots on ground we're in the sky in an aircraft. The only part... If I lost consciousness behind the wheel in my Kia K5, you wouldn't be able to drive it. You've been on electric for so long. You say that all the time.

Starting point is 01:23:32 I'm going into a wall. I don't know how to drive a gas car anymore. I don't. You think you could get a Boeing on the ground? The only hard part would be me walking for the first time on a plane in the air. I've never done it. So once I get my foot in down, I'm saving everybody. Don't worry. You're like, oh, I got us. You've never done it. So once I get my foot in down, I'm saving everybody. Don't worry. You're like,

Starting point is 01:23:46 oh, I got us! You just trip and fall. And they're like, oh! And I'm like, wait, wait. You're like, as soon as I get there, people will just start crawling to the thing. You go, are you done with that? The little shooters.

Starting point is 01:24:01 I'm like Denzel in that one movie when he was drunk on the plane. He was a pilot. I thought that was Samuel. No, that's racist. A lot of L's. No, snakes on a plane. Why do you think every black guy in a plane movie is Samuel and snakes on a plane? Because that's the only black guy in an air movie

Starting point is 01:24:17 outside of Soul Plane that I've seen. What's wrong with that? That is a great film. So inaccurate. You killed my dog! I'm going to 106th and Park, bitch! That's a great movie. The You Should Know Podcast. So you've always been picky about your produce.

Starting point is 01:24:36 But now you find yourself checking every label to make sure it's Canadian. So be it. At Sobeys, we always pick guaranteed fresh Canadian produce first. Restrictions apply. See in-store or online for details. A lot of people have been asking for this guy. Oh boy.

Starting point is 01:24:54 Oh boy, they have. The YSK family in 2025 has been going through some relationship problems. Tons of them. So, if you don't know already, on the Koala Club, on Patreon, on the Koala Prime and Koala Royalty tier, we have full, uncensored, like 35, 45 minute Dr. P episodes. Dr. P has his own show and it is absolutely crazy. The secretary over there has lost his mind. Stupid pupils.

Starting point is 01:25:20 So, what we're going to do right now is give you one case study from the newest Dr. P episode over on the Patreon. If you want to see the full version of that, which is like 35, 40 minutes and completely, and I mean completely, uncensored, go over to the Koala Club. Enjoy that. Now let's give these people some love advice. We should, Sire. Pupil one. Yes. Are you ready? I am. Speed and efficiency. Pupil 1. Yes. Are you ready?

Starting point is 01:25:47 I am. Speed and efficiency. Pupil 2. Are you ready? Yes. Speed and efficiency. Sire, Your Highness. Always ready.

Starting point is 01:25:55 Don't even ask me. Correct. Oh, no, no. No, Sire. Ow, no. No, Sire. Ow. Sire.

Starting point is 01:26:03 Sire! Ow! No, Sire! Ow! Sire! I watched the goddamn film, right? I saw what you did that last episode. Yes, sir. I saw you making those goddamn faces. Yes, sir. You wonder where your dog went? I'm sorry. Where'd she go?

Starting point is 01:26:24 I got her. I miss my dog. You're not getting back go? I got her. I miss my dog. You're not getting back. She keeps me sane. I miss my dog. She's on a bus to Guadalajara right now. I need her back, Lord. You make those faces again?

Starting point is 01:26:35 Yes, sir. She's not the only thing going to Guadalajara. Okay, I'm sorry, Lord. That's my couch. A lot of creaks. Now, I want you to read this next one with both eyes closed. So, yes. Close them. Can I get their face?

Starting point is 01:27:01 Can I get their face? Can I get their face? I didn't their face? Can I get their face? I didn't do a face. Oh, are you yelling? Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't have to do that again.

Starting point is 01:27:15 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tasting blood. Both eyes closed. Both eyes closed and close one ear The left one Okay Permission Can I get a quick scout

Starting point is 01:27:34 To where I can try Like a two second read quick Yep I'm gonna count it One with a thousand Two with a thousand close Left ear closed People one and two. Ready?

Starting point is 01:27:46 Yes. Speed and efficiency. Speed and efficiency, pupils. Close them harder. I'm starting to get a headache. Dear Dr. P. Hello. Me and my husband...

Starting point is 01:28:01 Oh, f***. Me and my boyfriend, we've been dating for three years. Nice. And I... We've talked about... I've got it. Here we go.

Starting point is 01:28:11 I f***ing got it. Me and my boyfriend... I've got it. Here we go. Dear Dr. P, me and my boyfriend have been dating for three years. Nice. We...

Starting point is 01:28:23 We... Oh. We've talked about marriage before yes every time we see i seem to bring up marriage he gets quiet and angry nice now i've seen on his social medias and in real life he constantly checks out other women other girls hot see now the question was... You may open one eye for the question. The question was constantly, I want to marry him, but he keeps pushing it back. What should I do?

Starting point is 01:28:56 Stay like that. Yes, sir. Pupil one. Speed and efficiency. May I speak? Yes. Spoke. You don't have to print my information.

Starting point is 01:29:11 Ah, yep. Sorry, sir. Sire. Sorry. Lord. We'll try that again. May I speak? Did you just...

Starting point is 01:29:19 We'll try that again. We'll try shit. You sit there and do what we say. What I say. I tell him what he says. and he says what you do. Go. We could put it in short terms. That's not your boyfriend anymore, if we're going to be honest with you.

Starting point is 01:29:34 I mean, checking out other girls, avoiding marriage. You know, there could be a reason behind it. Maybe he's just not ready for it. But if he's checking out other girls, that ain't, that's not, that's not, no. That ain't your, that ain't your boyfriend. I think it's time to start searching for somebody new. End of synopsis.

Starting point is 01:29:54 People too. May I speak? Good. Yes. Okay. So in this situation, he clearly is not into you anymore. He may have been the first three years

Starting point is 01:30:06 and you keep asking about marriage and he says no so he's not ready to get serious he never will be because three years is a long time

Starting point is 01:30:16 depending and so I would say bring it up one more time and if he says no again deuces deuces. Deuces. How do you feel about deuces?

Starting point is 01:30:30 What does one mean by deuces? Do you think deuces stands in the court of law? Deuces. What is it, a name of a tattoo shop? What the fuck is deuces? I had a friend named Deuce, incarcerated. I had a stupid blind dog named Deuce. Incarcerated. I had a stupid blind dog named Deuce. Did you? No.

Starting point is 01:30:50 Can you explain to Dr. P and Secretary Cam your lingo? What does deuces mean? Deuces. No, you said that. As in leave. Get out. Bye bye. Sayonara. You're about to get a deuces.

Starting point is 01:31:15 My face feels like it ran a marathon. You can switch ears. Now, synopsis, dude. Switch ears. Now. Synopsis, dude. Listen to switch eyes. This eye is getting quite tense, sire. I mean, my face is cramping, Lord. My face is hurting.

Starting point is 01:31:38 Okay. Oh, God. Hey, hey. Sit on that other hand. God. Hey, hey. Sit on that other hand. God. So, people one, people two, I like your synopsis, right?

Starting point is 01:32:00 A little too long. I'm going through it, Lord. I'm going through it, Lord. I'm going through it. I think the new eye has something stuck in it. And I can't open it. I think it's a small sharp. And I can't open my eye. Permission to open Much better gracious one

Starting point is 01:32:30 You can keep your Oh I'm about to blow up You can keep your eyes open And your ears open You must sit on both hands Deal It's not really a deal

Starting point is 01:32:44 It's more of a demand correct so people one good synopsis right good synopsis not correct though that is still her boyfriend that is still her boyfriend i feel like you were in the right ballpark. You just didn't hit the ball. Wrong ticket. I like that. You went to a different game. Yeah. Wrong game. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:33:11 When you went to Wednesday, you're supposed to be at Friday. Yeah. Yeah. You kind of teetered off there at the end. A lot of, you know, like the light. Yeah. Precise, right? What do you like to say? Don't do it.

Starting point is 01:33:21 Speed and efficiency. Efficiency. That's not efficient. It's not speed, neither. Since you're all right, I'm going to give that a five flat it was a gracious call people too horrible sorry lord people too we this is this is a a top of the world office for love. Everybody wants to be here.

Starting point is 01:33:48 Everybody loves it here. Everybody wants to be in your position. Why the f*** is he laughing? He's looking at you. You doing something behind my back? I've done absolutely nothing. Did you just speak out of turn? You're out of turn.

Starting point is 01:34:02 This belt is bisexual. He was not speaking to you. So shut up. Are your hands numb? No. So be gracious for it. Use them to cover your stupid mouth if it's that hard to be quiet. I like that.

Starting point is 01:34:18 People too. I don't like your lingo. I don't like where you just went with this. Alright? I am not making a face, sire. Lord. I do not. Lord, he is lying to you.

Starting point is 01:34:31 Hey, hey, hey. Who the f*** do you think you are? Who the f*** are you thinking you're f***ing talking to? He's lying, sir. If you speak again, you're going gonna have to sit under that chair it's gonna rest on your body don't like the deuces i don't like the deuces i don't like what else did he say he said something about oh three years is a long time. It's all subjective. Subjective.

Starting point is 01:35:06 Way too definite. You don't know their situation. Hell. You don't know their situation. You were being way too definite with their situation. You ended with a deuce. It's 3.1. Now, my synopsis is, this is why I'm the best love doctor.

Starting point is 01:35:21 I say things people wouldn't even think about. How do I look? Get it, girl. You look good. You look good. You look good. Now, your boyfriend's liking IG pics of other girls. Your boyfriend is getting angry when you bring up marriage. Pushing it back, pushing it back, pushing it back.

Starting point is 01:35:40 How is he pushing it back? Figure out a way to put those back on your face. I still don't have permission to use my hands. Use your mouth. I don't think I can bend like that, sire. Maybe I can f*** him up in the eye. Maybe I can f*** him in the sky. Catch him with my skull.

Starting point is 01:35:59 Oh, no. Bad start. Wait, wait. Oh, wait. I'm going to have a real hard time. You can put them all after my synopsis. Brilliant. Your boyfriend's liking other girls' IG pictures.

Starting point is 01:36:15 Your boyfriend is pushing back marriage. He doesn't like it. He doesn't want it, right? He's making you feel bad. And instead... Look at that curtain. Go look at the curtain. And if you turn your head over here, and instead of being sad and in your feelings and worried about, is he ever going to love me? You know what you do? You do the same thing. 10 times worse. You don't just like other Instagram pictures you comment on them you leave some

Starting point is 01:36:46 diamonds something inconspicuous it's a big word for dr p and then you know what you do you hit up one of his friends you start texting one of the old friends and then soon as he brings that up be like oh no no oh no no it's the same thing as your instagram liking thing you one-up it see how he likes it after that i bet he'll want to marry you when he's when you when he sees you i bet he'll want to marry you i bet he i bet he wants to marry you is there a problem i bet he wants to marry you when he sees you a little spoon with the with the with your with your trainer at the gym when there's 245 of silverback gorillailla on your back end watching The Notebook, I bet I want to put a ring on it then. That's my synopsis. You may put your glasses back on.

Starting point is 01:37:35 Oh, my goodness. I said you can look this way. Okay. First off, people wanted to join me collectively. Beautiful synopsis. Beautiful synopsis. Thank you. Thank you. Brilliant, Lord.

Starting point is 01:37:58 Thank you. The You Should Know Podcast. I told y'all, it is absolutely wild over there on the Koala Club. Unhinged. If you want the full version of that uncensored, go over to the Koala Club. I'm telling you, it's one of the Koala Club's favorite pieces of content we put out. My favorite. There we go.

Starting point is 01:38:15 He's in it, so that's why I would say that. But that was a fantastic, fantastic episode, Cameron. Fantastic, Bubba. Free thugger. He is free. He's free. I was just reading, though. though okay so you're not allowed to wear that anymore yeah it was a get us out of here cam thank you so so so so much coming back to another fantastic week of the you should know podcast you already know we absolutely love you like the amazing and beautiful and sexy and wilderness looking like Uncle P said. Dr. P, so many other things and so much more to come is right here.

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