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Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Yo. Yo. I like. Yeah, I like that. How you feeling, Bubba? You look good.

You look green. I don't like your shirt. You keep saying that. I hate the way you look. I literally called him this morning. Hey, what are you wearing? I don't want to be a clone of you because you're already better looking than me. So I go, what are you wearing?

Good morning. He shows me that. I show him mine. He goes, hey, change your shirt yeah i said what do you what do you mean what's wrong with my shirt he goes change it's not the best yeah what the hell is wrong with the shirt okay i said that because i have an alternative for you i have i have a new shirt for you i knew you weren't gonna listen to what i said and if you would have you could have you could have been fine but now you have to wear what's in the lost and found. You have to wear the janitor closet t-shirt.

What am I trying to get in a club? And you have to wear it. I have to have a new t-shirt. Jesus Christ, your bag's back there. I didn't even see. Why am I, you're handing me a shirt. Don't look yet. But this is the shirt.

Oh my. That you have to wear on today's episode so go ahead and do a quick swap you know what i mean daddy what size is this don't know it came in a p.o box extra large okay yeah okay the blue and greens might clash but outside of that i think i'm good i want i want me on your chest and not just on that t-shirt. Here we go. You know what that means? That's coitus. I'm talking about that good old love making.

Look at those muscles. Put the shirt on. We're in a corporate building. It's okay. Now you just exude sexual. There we go. How does it feel? Oh, God, no.

The real question is, do I keep this, or does it go back to you? Oh, no, it's yours. That's yours. Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy. You look good. How does it feel to have a bunch of mini-me's all over your chest? Not the first time.

It's a joke about... Really bad swallow I had. When's the last time you were at the comment section? Back to... About my coughs and my bodily fluids? I was just going to say comment section in general. No, it's all the time. I mean, we read it this last week.

It's alarming how much people don't like your cough. Yeah, no, I know. It's a dry... I've been in a dry cough don't like your cough. Yeah, I know. I've been in a dry cough season for like four months. I don't know. And my nose is itching. But having a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 face collection of you with different moments in time, a lot of black. You're wearing a lot of black.

Not black skin. A lot of black. That's one black guy. That's a black, black, black, dark green, black, black, white, and white. And one was not bite-sized. I don't wear colors. I'm trying something new today. It looks fantastic.

Let's talk about your shirt. Talk about my outfit. What does that say? Beware of the dog. That says play for keeps. Beware of the dog. That sounds like a bad FSC school. Beware of the dog. We're coming to get you then they gotta beat 60 to 0 but the best part of it you have a bedazzled collar not even that there is bedazzles one wash i feel like that will be gone but the best part you can see my butt oh oh that is cinch those pants are tight in all the right places okay i, I'm not going to lie.

I was expecting like a ooh, ah, maybe a clap or something. You did say ooh. They did say ooh. I think it was more like a scared ooh. It was like ooh. Everyone said oh, oh. You have a nice rump ass. It's like tight and muscular.

Me and Cam are like Simone Biles ass. That is strange and that might not make post-edit. But I had to say what my heart truly felt. So you could close your eyes and know what Simone Biles' behind looks like. I didn't mean it like that. I meant she's a short-statured woman with a lot of muscle. But you're like opposite but the same. It's like a chemical compound.

You're completely opposite. You're quite large. Much larger than the average in all the right places, too. But your butt is, your ass is of a Division III walk-on wrestler. That's the ass. You have a DIII walk-on wrestler ass. And it's gorgeous, and I love it. But it's not suited for a long athlete basketball player.

You know, you have the ass of a second grade lunch lady. So if you want to play that game, all right. You can make a mean yam if you wanted to. I can make the shit out of that cardboard pizza. Oh, my God. Okay. But speaking of food, right? I was here yesterday all day.

I was here a long time yesterday just doing different things. You were. I was here so long that yesterday, just doing different things. You were. I was here so long that my bowels started to creep up on me. Yes. And I was at a crossroads, right? It was the middle of the day. I wasn't done with my work here. Poop first.

But I had to defecate so bad, I couldn't hold it. Oh, I already know where you're at. You know, one of my biggest fears is a public poo. You don't do it? I don't do well with a public poo.'m scared of it haunts your dreams and it's really the part of i'm scared if i go if i leave the stall and somebody's washing their hands they know i just got the deed done and now you know we share that intimate moment that's like a one night stand and you see him two weeks later oh like that's what i feel like when i'm a not good

one night stand but you see him two weeks good morning to you like i like i was like sorry you know so i was like so i went into the bathroom right yesterday i went into this public bathroom yesterday right here in the office and this is a formal complaint to the building that we recorded i went in there there is nobody in the bathroom i go to the last stall it's the fur went in there. There was nobody in the bathroom. I go to the last stall. It's the furthest away. It's the biggest, and it's the most safe. Yes.

I open the stall, and in front of the toilet, I saw an empty Chipotle burrito bowl and a fork with three grains of rice and one corn on it. Now, my question is, who the f*** in this building is eating Chipotle on the pot? That is a monster. That person gives zero shits about your safety, my safety, any cleanliness all out the window. If you can eat and poop at the same time you might collect the bodies in your basement yeah you're a killer you're oh okay and chipotle so now it's

like you're you're you're eating shit and shit that's like revving your engine when you're pumping gas like you know what i mean you're like oh my god okay let's spin this okay if you had to consume a meal while on the pot, what would it be? What would be the least gross option? I'm talking about a meal, not a bag of goldfish. Oh, it has to be like a full meal. Because I was going to go yogurt. Maybe a parfait.

I was going to say a liquid IV. But no, I'm talking a dinner. Something that could contain you. The last thing on my mind would be any sort of pasta. That's too messy and I'm having a mess downstairs. I don't need a mess up on my mouth. You know what I mean? Yeah, double mess. Both holes.

You know what I think you would eat? A sloppy joe. I was going to say a Jersey Mike sandwich. I was going to say a number seven cold Mike's way hold the tomato, add mayo, add bacon, add pickles. I would honestly say a number seven cold Mike's Way hold the tomato, add mayo, add bacon, add pickles. I would honestly say a salad. A salad?

It gives suburbs. Exactly. Oh, my God, you're so Instagram. A salad. I'm a shit. Give me a kale spread. Okay, sorry I'm not a dirty gargoyle Viking king like you are. It's like, oh, give me sloppy joes and pasta and nasty Jersey Mike's.

I'd eat a double Baconator on the pot. Yeah. You don't care about life, though. Honestly, no, that's bad. That is very bad. Yeah. Like, that is... Oh, my God.

I can't even think. I can't even think. Oh, my God. Speaking of public places. Oh. Strap in, buddy. I don't know why. I don't... I don't know why i don't i don't know if i i'm cursed i don't

know if i said something to the wrong girl one time wrong guys okay i had another public outing turned tragedy story time commences god bless you so this is what happened in your week so how was your week bubba this is how it went here we go so me and live we're getting close to being homeowner nice congratulations thank you it's oh god it is Liv, we're getting close to being homeowners. Nice. Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, God. It is a process. We are getting close.

So what comes to the new house? A lot of new decor. So we go the cheap route, right? Of course you would. We go the penny-pinching, saving fruit, Michael Kennedy route. Of course you would. We take our beautiful asses to TJ Maxx. I love a good TJ Maxx. See, we've complained about it before.

Long lines. We said this last week, actually. TJ Maxx has a niche of being irritable. Yes. Okay? Yeah, long lines, always. Today's a different day. It was like a brand new TJ Maxx, even though it's been there for 20 years.

God bless. We go there, no line. I love that. It's the middle of the day, too, where the vultures are out. No line, pretty peaceful. One elderly lady asked my wife about her hair. They had a little Five minute conversation Was she white

And did she touch it She did but she asked Okay She asked Okay She goes I love your locks Good okay She was

So long story short She was getting Some decor things I got some decor things But I also I just sprinkled in Got a couple guy things Right

I got some underwear And what else was I got some underwear and uh what else was i got some underwear and some uh some shorts a pair of shorts okay riveting yeah we get no the riveting part comes right now okay we get to the checkout yeah this lady i don't know if it was her wrong day i don't know if she hates me and she's never met me we start checking out everything i'm about to say is from this one woman in a span of about a minute and a half okay okay first thing she's she's grabbing decor drops it shatters it's glass that's something i wanted to purchase it's now off the table you broke my vase that's not yours she dropped it shatters it

next thing she grabs my underwear i i am i am not even shitting you she grabs my underwear she looks at it it says large right she goes she looks me up and down after looking at the underwear swear to god i love this lady okay she's like yeah she goes mediums are back there i go you ratchet little okay she breaks the vase checks my underwear live has a candle for the house. God bless. Yes or no, does she open the candle and go, she sniffs our candle in front. This woman had,

she flew no flag. She's a creed. She honored no creed. She holds no bounds. She smells our candle. Yeah. Caps it, goes,

scans it, puts it in the bag. Fourth and final. Fourth and final. Liv got a couple little earrings, little dainty jewelry. She looks at the earrings. She literally, I shit you not.

I swear to God, she goes, and she holds it up to her. I'm like, are you serious? This isn't a garage sale. What are you doing? She literally was like, it's like she was, it literally felt like she was with us like she was trying to upset

me she broke something she sized up my manhood she's checking my johnson she brought she she sniffed my you now know what my home smells yeah you know what my most intimate part smells like and you're trying on my wife's jewelry i feel like you could base like a horror movie off of that yeah like that like she goes home and recreates her whole home to fit your life literally you know what i mean like a pontiac she puts on those earrings puts on the earrings she wears the boxers she sniffs the candle she grabs a plate and shatters it and she goes she's like bro it was so but it was all so quick okay me and live were literally sitting there like we were like dude when she did the earrings that was like the set it off because i was like i actually

thought i was like what else could she possibly do to make this worse and then she did that shit with the earrings at the very end she went okay what what if you what if you were like walking out to the parking you're in the parking lot and you're getting your car and you looked and out the window she's like staring and see what your car was i was gonna say something that won't make it it won't make the full length i'd have have to. I'd have to absolutely end her. There's no shot. Because if I see you again, now you're stalking me. And now, Citizens Arrest Binary Code 14, page 4.

I can either arrest you or harm you under the umbrella of law. I think she's me if I kept going with my thoughts. Because I like to be a creep. She's you if you never dropped out. If you never dropped out, if you never chased your dream and you finished basketball, got a degree and you went to work somewhere, you'd be watching people eat through your window.

You'd be like, just sitting there just praying on people. Oh, could you imagine? Huh? You're surging amounts of creativity without a podcast. What would that look like? Prison. That? Yeah. Like i would be trying too much things like i'd be like i okay my first what happens if i trip this toddler my first thought was you were naked on a balcony oh i've done that i know but that's

out of that was out of seduction and personal wants i'm saying no, it wasn't. I couldn't sleep. Come again. I couldn't sleep. So I have a little sleep aid, right? You know, my sleep aid. Yeah. I have to go to the balcony and I was, it was the middle of the night and I was just like, Hey, if you're up at 3am, right? I was so little. Cause it was like a little winter storm coming through or something. Why were you naked? I sleep naked. I don't even walk my dog without a shirt. And you were butt naked, Johnson hanging out, getting your sleep aid on over a balcony. I had pimple patches on.

What if a six-year-old had a nightmare, looked through the window and just went, Oh, well, then that's their fault. Don't peek. Don't creep. Don't peek. Don't creep. Don't peek. Don't see. Don't you. Don't creep. Don't peek. Don't creep. Don't peek. Don't see. Don't you.

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Yes. A creepy thing happened to me and CJ at our house. Oh, God. Oh, God. At the house? At the house. I think the house is haunted. So, let me preface this by saying, when I'm not home, and CJ's just home alone.

He's creepy. No. I'm kidding. No, it smells like boof. Yeah, it smells like boof. He's naked with a big white beater dress. He looks like he's like no i'm kidding no it smells like boof yeah it smells like boof he's naked with a big white peter dress he's sweaty looks like he's been crying no dead ass cj sometimes when i come home you look like you got done crying yeah i think he gets his tears and i should have addressed this personally but he's starting to scare me like what's happening like do you cry okay yes he does

he's a liar yeah okay but when i leave and go Yes, he does. Yes, he does. He's a liar. Yeah. Okay, but when I leave and go, like, I'm working or whatever, and he's at home doing whatever. When I come back, he's like, P, I thought you were here the whole time. And I'm like, why? And he goes, because upstairs in your room, I heard like a thud, thud, thud, and like a TV playing. And then so I called out. Hell no. I called out your name, and you didn't say nothing.

And then I heard it again again and so I went up there and nothing, no TV was on and no one was up there. So let me just set the scene. That's my house, right? Yeah. But me and CJ

were playing NCAA, right? We were in the living room. We were playing NCAA. And me and CJ, a couple months ago, we bought walkie-talkies to talk to each other through the house.

I swear to God. Yeah, so like, I'll be on the third floor. He'll be on the first floor. Like, if he needs to, yeah, because cell phones aren't fun. Oh, my God. What's your walkie-talkie name? We don't have names. Oh, you've got to make them.

No, but mine's Darth Vader. His is a Stormtrooper. Oh, the walkie-talkie itself. Yeah. Nice. So we were playing NCAA, right? And for some reason, that day, he brought – we haven't used the walkie-talkies in a while.

He brought my walkie-talkie to me on the couch, and it was just sitting there, and he turned it on. He was sitting. We were playing NCAA. We were about a quarter in. All of a sudden, the walkie-talkie starts to go – me and CJ go, what the hell was that? We're looking at it and we're looking at each other.

And I'm still thinking he's playing a prank on me. Like I'm just initially. Yeah, initially I'm looking at him like. But then I can see in his eyes. He genuinely does not know what that was. And so me, I'm like, well, let me talk back to you. I grab it and I go. I make noises back I'm like

we put it back down we start playing NCAA again say like two minutes later it goes now I'm scared yeah who is this I'm looking out the window seeing if somebody has like a walkie talkie because you know you can do the channels. But there's nobody outside. I'm like, dude, this is crazy. Me and CJ are like looking at each other. What the hell is happening? We resume the NCAA game. We're playing.

It's a kickoff return. I get tackled, right? I get tackled. Normally it goes into like a cut scene or whatever and like a little animation. It does. But then my guy, my character in NCAA stands up and sprints out to the locker room with the ball in his hand i'm gonna go what the hell is happening in this house it was the creepiest thing and we never talked about it outside that what the hell i genuinely think

the house what would you have done what would you have done when you were looking yeah and it was like that's what i was saying too we just watched the movie you have done when you were looking? Yeah. And it was just like, that's what I was saying, too. We just watched a movie. You're getting close. Really? You're getting close. I pray to God. You can, but you might be in some contact with some extraterrestrials. Okay.

What would you have done when you were looking? If it was like, no, not that way, to the left. Oh, my God. And it was like that clear like that. Oh, my God. No, I'm... You're what? Mm-mm.

I'd be in prison for arson. That whole house coming down. You would burn your own house? What? If they're spookies? I don't play spookies. Why would you just leave? I'm starting to think it's him. I think he's the bad omen.

No, because my house was fine before. Your house was fine before. He's crying when you're gone. He's hearing people. He invited the greys in. Go watch Dark Skies. You won't be laughing too before. Your house was fine before. He's crying when you're gone. He's hearing people. He invited the grays in. Yeah. Go watch Dark Skies. You won't be laughing too much.

Non-sponsored. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, my God. What? Have y'all ever walked, say, the night, right? So you walking up or you walking down. Have y'all ever got to the living room and there was trash or stuff on the island that

you don't remember leaving there or that you don't, it doesn't make sense why it's there has that ever happened i feel like it has i feel like it has but i might have been drunk so it can't really tell might have been hung turkey so i i think it was probably me uh if not yeah you need to pray you seriously i did find i didn't tell you about this i don't know if it was you or me or the spirits we have in the house. Oh my God. He's better. There was a puddle of like water, like in between the TV and the couch,

just a puddle of water. And that's why that blue towel was out there. Cause I put that. Yes, bro. There's just, I don't know what the fuck. I don't like it.

No, you're possessed. No one else. Oh, oh, oh, oh, hit that low.

I don't like it. No. Yeah. You need to come oh, oh. Hit that low. I don't like it. No, yeah, you need to come stay with me. Can I? You need to come stay with me. Pack a bag. No pajamas. I know you like to sleep naked. I'll sleep on the couch with you.

No pajamas. You get fleas in your house, though, bro. I don't want to put... I don't get fleas in my house. My dog, my... Are you serious? My dog... You got fleas.

You got a flea house. No, I do not. My dog went outside in a backyard that was foreign to her and she probably she probably hung out with a rabbit that's all i'm saying she probably the rabbit was probably infested ruby's like and she got it and then she brought it to us but we cleaned her but i have a question speaking of houses right i got a question possessions no okay now the internet will come after me. Oh, God. But I genuinely do not understand how hot and cold water works on a faucet or a shower in a house. How does that shit happen? How can I turn one knob, ice age, turn the other one, Satan spit.

Satan spit is in my hand. You know what I mean? How does that work? Is there containers of hot water in the sink? Or is there a container of cold water in the sink? Or like in the tube? Where's the water come from as well? First off, there's a thing called plumbing, right?

So there's tubes on the inside and underneath your house. Yes. They take care of your poop, take poo-p tubes on the inside and underneath your house. Yes. They take care of your poop, take poo-poo far away, bring you clean water. Right. Okay. That was given to us by Julius Caesar. Was it? I mean, early forms.

Or the Uruk-hai. Called Aquedettes. The Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings? You just made me hard. Thank you. Don't put that on my camera. Don't put that on my camera. Back to hot water.

I'm going to be an honest man. Yes! I don't fully get it. Oh, you understand it, 19-year-old Bob the Builder? There's two hoses. There's one that's cold water and there's one that's hot water. And one has like a little stop. I know the valve.

I know how it stops. There's one that has like a hot water hose and another one is a cold water hose. And they both go to the same faucet. Is that not expensive? Okay, but that's what I'm saying. But how is there just cooking hot water in this? Where is it coming from? We have a thing called water heaters.

You actually have a tankless one. Very nice. Very prestige. Very demure. Very mindful. You have a very high dollar hot water system, and you don't even respect it. But, yeah. So most most people it's a big ass

tank right they got to keep in their garage maybe even a pantry yours is a little keypad that big and you go 128 please so you know your shit's nice but yeah yeah i guess the i get but wouldn't that be gross if the water was always just sitting there waiting to come that's what i'm saying where's the water coming from and it's so goddamn instant how can i immediately do this and the water was always just sitting there waiting to come out? That's what I'm saying. Where's the water coming from? And it's so goddamn instant. How can I immediately do this and the water is out? No, you got a good house. You got a good house. Oh, you have to take a minute?

I cut mine on. I got to set a timer. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying the heat of it. That I also don't have to worry about because it is instantly hot. You have a great house. No, I do. I'm just saying how does the water instantly come out by the trigger of this little pool?

So that part I can tell you. The water's in there. Yes. The trigger of the thing is, imagine something here, it's going. So there's water just sitting in that tube at all times. Yes. That's Nazar. You made sense when he said, whenever there's a left and right, hot and cold, right?

Yes. My shower, I don't know if y'all have it, but. I love when you shameless plug your financial freedom I absolutely love it I don't know why it makes me tingle I'm joking bro I'm joking oh no you're not no I sort of got it no you have very hot water

some people don't you have you have scolding hot water I'm joking I'm not even talking about the heat of my wait gas stove his water boils in 18 I'm scolding hot water. I'm joking. You're talking about the heat of my... Wait, gas stove? His water boils in 18 seconds. If I want to cook noodles, I got to set my evening around this. I could really get you right now. You could get me?

I could get you. No, you can't. There's nothing you could get me that I can't get you. No, because they've exposed too many personal things. What? I know what the inside of your new home looks like. It is so nice. Well, that's...

No, it is so nice. Well, that's okay. No, it is so nice. Okay, but that's... Your kid's going to private school. No, they're not. No, they're not. They're going to public. No, they're not. They're going to public.

Private schools are weird. I'm just kidding. You saw that? I think I did that. What happened? I did. There's a ghost following us. Here we go.

Back on track. Okay. He made sense when he said the left and right pool of hot and cold water. But my shower is one nozzle nozzle and you rotate it around. How the hell can this little thing know when like hot and cold? How do you know what I'm saying? Technology is fantastic. That's a cop out ass answer.

That is not, I don't know, but it works. Doesn't it? See, you question things that are concrete. Why does that? But you don't know either., you question things that are concrete. Why does that? But you don't know either.

When you go to the left, is this shit hot? Yeah. Ding, ding, ding. I'm saying how. Why do you need to know how? Because I'm not satisfied with life like you are. You're a robot dog. All you do is sit in the shower.

You clean yourself. You cry a couple times. You chug your chicken and then you leave. That's all you do in the shower. So why do you need to know why it gets hot or how it gets hot sit like a man you're so small right now you are incredibly shrunken you literally said this you went to half your size no okay i'm just saying i don't get it and let me know we'll get off the showers here in a second and water because no one i have no distinguished panel here.

You're afraid of water. That's what it is. That's why you need to know exactly what it is. I was going to go through this episode without making a racism joke. I was going to. I really was. No, I didn't mean it like that. You personally.

Not your heritage. What? What? What? So you can say racism and I can't say heritage? What do we say? Culture? Background?

Upbringing? What is? Those are all fine words. They're fine words. It's what comes after them. Daddy? Daddy? I didn't even smooch you yet.

I'm sorry. Give me two. Tongue. You know I like it. Dude, I feel like I smooch you yet. I'm sorry. Give me two. Tongue. You know I like it. Dude, I feel like I had a... Okay. No, your tongue's fat. This is weird.

This is weird. One time, one time, and I swear to God this is true, and no weird shit like, I love you, and you know I love women. No, no, no, don't say it. Don't say it. No, but can I be honest? Okay. Like, dead ass. but can I be honest? Okay. Like, dead ass.

I can't control my dreams. No, you're a creep. No, I've never had that. No, I've never had that. You were tugging me in a dream. Oh, my God, though. You sick creep. Oh, no.

Hey, I'm not coming over for the next UFC fight. I'm not coming over. No, I don't know what it was. No, I'm just kidding. That's fine. I don't know why it happened. Hey, I'm just kidding. I don't know why it happened. Hey, was it good? No. No.

That's what I'm saying. I wasn't even good at it. No, it was aggressive. Fucking hurt. I'm sitting here. You're like... I'm like... Ow! No, deadass, you're big.

You're like bigger than me, dog. You're like coming down on me. Okay. What? What do you mean by that all right i do love women oh yeah we're not leaving this no we are we are no we can't we are you had a what was the scene i don't remember like a i do remember party i don't remember a milestone i think i was because it was my abstinence stage i was built up so anything was getting me going. So it was you.

It was your bidding. It was my dream. So I was hanging out just like playing the game, and you said, come here. No, no, I don't remember what led up to it, but you were definitely into it. And, dog, I just remember your beard. I think it was the day I felt your beard. The day I felt your beard in real life. Because I've never felt it.

And it's like, have you ever felt like a horse brush? Oh, that was fizzy. Have you ever felt a horse brush before? Yeah. That's what his beard feels like. Good beard. It's not. It's what his beard feels like. That beard. And it's not. It's a good beard.

And I just remember you coming down on me. Your beard smelled like a Marlboro Red the other day. I don't know where that came from. I swear to God. No, I know. I don't know why. Oh,

I don't know. But anyway, you were coming down on me. It was chin first. Like, not like, not even like that. That was a chin joke. No, no, I'm coming down on me. It was chin first. Okay. Not even like that. That was a chin joke. No, no.

Dad asked if I'm making a chin joke, but that's the first thing that I saw. Okay. And you led with your- My God, were you asleep? Did I wake you up to tell you? You said that was the first thing you saw. Your eyes were closed. I just came on you?

No. Okay. God, I didn't mean- No, the first thing I saw, like whenever you were making the attempt to court me with your mouth. I thought you meant the dream started. I was just like. You kiss weird. You kiss like going down.

Like, you were kissing like with your chin first, and I didn't like it. We never made contact, but I just remember you hit me too hard. It was like a head-to-head. It was targeting. You got ejected. So. Oh, you didn't like it. But you didn't stop.

I woke up. I woke up. No, I can't. That's way too much. I'm about to ask. No, no, no. God bless. No.

Oh, that is some freak-ass shit. I know. I know. That's kind of. You kind of like it? No, no. Now you're going to have a dream. No, no, I'm not. have a dream No, no I'm not

You should know podcasts All the Peyton girlies We'll leave Cam out of this Because he's taken But all the Peyton girlies Have y'all ever had a dream about me? Oh my god Send the submissions via comments

Discord Yeah, honestly DMs Send the dreams Comment right now In depth and in detail Your dream you've had about me What are you now. In depth and in detail, your dream you've had about me. What are you doing? In depth and detail?

Wait for me to glance. You're going to start a forum on our video. No, it doesn't have to be. I could have paid your college tuition. I don't know. What, they had a dream that you were eating a banana with salt and pepper? Maybe. I've had regular dreams about you.

Well, I have too. Okay. So I'm saying, you're all the freaks making it. Find Jesus. You were just on the topic of me tonguing you with my chin for five minutes. You can't get mad at us. I'm assuming that's what you're talking about. I'm saying, even if it is that, it's fine.

It would probably be more entertaining if it is a little more PG-13, and we'll read it on the next podcast. I like that a lot. Yeah, that would be fire. Let me produce. That's going to be a... Let me produce. Oh, man.

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Did you ever play the Wii? I used to love the we i have an honest question i have an honest answer do you did you ever have a we horror story something went horribly wrong while playing the we off the top of your head do you remember the story i told about the new year's eve kiss whenever i tried to kiss that girl and we were connected by snot like in episode 40 yes there was a we there and so now that whole thing is connected to that we okay but that's the last thing not the snot girl you don't have any maybe maybe maybe you heard a tv maybe the wrist strap wasn't tight

oh no my mom made sure it was tight she said you ain't messing up my tv okay ask me mine what's your worst Wii Sports story? Now, I kind of have a feeling I know what it's going to be. I have no idea. Take a guess. Please take a guess. You were, like, playing and you accidentally hit somebody. Oh, you got it right.

But who did I hit? Was it your sister? It was my grandma. I hit me with a mean spell. I said, sit on me. Is it Meemaw blind? Yeah. How was she playing Wii?

She wasn't playing with me. She was sitting there listening to it. She was sitting there listening to me throw strikes, paint corners, Picasso. I went for a 96 mile an hour curveball against the difficulty was on hard. I said, that's it. She was walking back and she went It was so bad, bro. Did she fall? We called EMS. It was so bad.

It was so bad. Oh, man. I don't know what made me think. Actually, I got a phone call. She fell the other day. That's what made me think of it. Yeah. Sorry to break live live that's your meemaw too i love me i haven't seen her in a minute meemaw i know you listen to the episodes i love you how are you doing does she still listen to the episode i hope so okay uh hey mike and Lisa, sorry. They hate me now. Poor Mia.

So that's the end of the story? You put your grandma on the EMS from Wii Sports? Oh, yeah. What happened to her? Man, no, nothing ever happened. It was more like a, she damn near Philly shelled it. She said, I'm like, you were lying this whole time to Tansy. I'm just kidding.

But she was walking, walking and it more of like it was one of those things I still made contact right on the nerve endings right there oh you knocked her oh yeah it was a flash knock

no she was she woke up two days later I'm kidding I'm kidding but it was one of those you know how boxers evade and roll it off the shoulder it was one of those

so it hit her shoulder first massive bruise hit her shoulder but then got a little chin action. Very bad. I felt... Did you cry?

Oh, yeah. I was yelling, too. Did she actually have a flash knockout? No. She didn't lose consciousness. She lost her feet, though. She fell down to the ground. Yeah, but we have a good carpet.

It was like that foamy carpet with the extra thing at the bottom. Imagine she would have fell on the treasure chest. That would have been bad. If she would have hit her head on the treasure chest and she... The treasure chest? She went to be with the extra thing at the bottom. Imagine she would have fell on the treasure chest. That would have been bad. If she would have hit her head on the treasure chest and she... The treasure chest. She went to be with the Lord. I would...

Cameron. I'm saying if. I'm saying if. Golly, son. If I was playing so hard against a game that requires me to move that I killed my grandma. And you don't have to go that hard for a week.

I know, but I was really... It's a censor. But I was mad. I was trying to throw fast. Because I put the difficulty to hard and I couldn't beat him. That's disgusting and gross. My God, you swallowed it.

You're going to hell. You're absolutely going to hell. You're absolutely going to hell, bro. Saints of the Lord don't swallow their loogies, bro. You're going to hell. What am I supposed to do with it? You get mad at me when I spit. Okay, because that's just like free band spit.

Like there's no- Free band? Like future? Yeah yeah future future hendrix no but i don't know why i said that but that's free that was crazy but you didn't have future that's crazy i think you need a therapist we had a whole company meeting about you i think you need a therapist no i'm talking about the rapper and talking about spitting yes you heard the two things in the one sentence and you immediately went to a sexual innuendo well he's you need therapy i think i need a girlfriend that's all i know don't say that you'll get you'll get about you'll get about 2 000 dms before the night they scare me like a lot of the dms i get

let's they do they scare me no the dms i get. They do. They scare me. The DMs I get. Let's address that. Dumb quick. Not even a whole. Don't lead me into a story, but go ahead. You need to stop. No, no. Oh, no.

I'm not saying stop. It's a confidence boost. Some of the things in there need to stop. Oh, yeah. Don't descriptively tell me what you'll do to my naked body. That's what I don't know. That is, I mean, we're not reading smut. Like, he's trying to check DM.

What? Smut. It's like on paper. It's called I mean, we're not reading smut. Like, he's trying to check DM. What? Smut. It's like on paper. It's called smut. You get that word. Smut. S-M-U-T. Smut.

Is that a country saying? No, I think that's just like the phrase. Isn't that just an erotic novel? Yeah, but it's called smut. No, yeah, she does. Yeah, I know. Yeah, bless her heart. At first, I thought she was talking about the sister.

Stop. And I was about to be like, yahoo! Oh, my. Oh, oh, oh. Yesterday, we got a FaceTime call from her. Oh, no. Now we have to, did she address my? No.

Oh, okay. I don't care then. Exactly. But. Then why'd you bring it up? Because I'm going to FaceTime her again. And I'm going to say, did you see it? Oh.

So, the communication barrier is there. She's on her phone. She's active. She doesn't watch the podcast? She might have missed. Dude. Huh? Yeah, she always comes on the clip.

But I'm saying. I think it's God trying to say we don't belong together. I think we do, though. Oh, my God. You licked your lip and then said that. Tony, my fault. Hey, Tony, my bad, my bad brother hey it's all comedy here brother he's sitting there he's like he chokes himself now who said it was a chicken wing

who said it was a chicken wing i just held something right here it could be a piece of bacon it could be a lollipop i didn't even even make a noise. I just said he was chewing. I literally said he's sitting here going. That's not a chicken wing. What if it was corn on the cob? Who eats corn on the cob like that? If you have little stab things in the end, you can hold it. Okay, okay. Here we go.

It leads me into a story. I swear I'm not. I promise. All right. What is one thing I don't do? We talked about this last week on 10 minute talks because there's a bunch of relationship stuff on patreon go watch that if you haven't already i don't go up to girls and shoot my shot you don't right i don't do it it makes me terrified

and i feel like girls are always bothered whenever they're out in public so i try not to add on to that i respect that i will stare at you though i will i i will look you i will see your frontal lobe after an hour of staring at you i will know your thoughts and insecurities you know what i mean and if you look back then we're good i'm fine with that you understand what i'm saying it's not better yes it is i'm not sitting here like uh-huh it's the uh-huh i'm like this i'm like a cool like no i don't do that oh man i'm just like yeah you're like this okay but i was at this club it was me ryan and cj it was the boys what the hell was i uh with you're a married old man we were out here trying to talk to women.

I feel that. So we were out here doing single boy things, club hopping. We were going around. I like that. What? CJ! CJ. What happened?

Nothing. So we were club hopping, right? We were going around to these different spots, right? At the second place, right, we were Ubering everywhere. I was a little tipsy going to the second place right we were ubering everywhere i was a little tipsy going to the second place so my confidence was at a level that it's not at in my regular day-to-day life liquid courage you know what i mean in a regular day-to-day life i'm insecure sad and a little lonely right when i'm drinking a little bit i'm like i might have a shot when you're drinking you're

like i'm the almighty i'm the greatest looking and everyone's my friend it's like polar opposites and so i saw this girl and she was so beautiful like literally she deserves everything she wants in life and if you see this i know you won't because of this story but i love you and i'm sorry oh my god i was a little tipsy right yeah but this girl i saw her it was like the light hit her in a perfect way she was gorgeous her teeth were perfect she had a cute dress on and she was dancing and having fun and i was like that's her this is who god has put here on earth for me i love her i did the eye contact thing but I didn't have to wait an hour. It was like four minutes. I was looking at her.

She looked at me. I looked at her. And on the next look back, we both looked at each other at the same time. And she smiled and said, like a little like cute, like shoulder thing. And I said, oh my God, this is my time. Then I wasn't, I didn't have enough alcohol in me to where I wasn't anxious. And you know when I'm anxious, I don't have control of my body. I start to lose feeling in feet, hands, and I get a little vertigo.

I'm a little dizzy. I'm in Inception. I'm High School Musical 3 Scream when Troy is going across the lockers, right? But I had the courage to go up to her the anxiety started to set in when i realized hey i am walking to this woman and i have to speak and when i drink and i don't have enough water my breath smells bad so let's put that out there let's just be completely honest i smelled like a potty in my mouth right exactly my airplane breath it was that dry a little swampy a little into whiskey

so i was walking to this beautiful woman and it is like the crowd parted the red sea for me my god i swear to god and the light was hitting her and she just was looking at me smiling as i was walking towards her now when i walk i have to observe everything i have to be looking left to right up and down i can't walk in a straight line and maintain eye contact but i tried to do it to fulfill this notebook rom-com love story. As I was making eye contact with her, walking towards her, I tripped. No, you did not. I didn't just trip and stumble and find my footing. My sternum was on the club floor.

And I maintained eye contact with her as I was falling. So as my chin was on the concrete, I looked up. I swear to God. She goes, oh, no. Walks the other way. I wrangle the boys. I say, night's over. We're going home.

You look like a newborn with an undeveloped neck muscle on the ground looking at this picturesque, perfect woman. And it's not. I have mental ailments. I need medicine. I do. And I'm aware of it. Because my anxiety brings vertigo,izziness and it's like you're uncomfortable somewhere so you're like i need some you're the worst part of that bro okay several takeaways one was her voice deep the way you said it made it sound

like she had very broad shoulders but i don't i'm not assuming i love a woman with broad shoulders i do too but i'm grab them that's what i'm what's up buddy i'm like what's up brock lesnar i'm kidding that is not a joke of broad shoulders i love broad shoulders i do too but i'm saying did she have a deep voice no okay so it's just the way you said it oh no okay but she said oh no yeah but it wasn't have a deep voice No Okay so it was just The way you said it Oh nah Okay But she said oh nah But it wasn't like Attitude she goes oh nah

Like it was more Fear and like Embarrassment because Like oh nah Everybody knew I was coming for her Apparently the whole The movie production crew

Everyone split split Cassandra's the Vocal point here we go Okay first one okay Not a deep voice Second one What were you wearing And this does matter

I think this. I was in my crop top. So is there a possibility? Yeah. She saw some lower back hair. Oh. Oh, my God, yeah. But I was wearing different underwear.

And with these pants, I can wear looser underwear that don't completely fit my waist. And so when I bend over and you have the right angle, you can see my crack. You have loose underwear? I have loose drawers because I think they're hand-me-downs from Preston. And Preston wears a 15 wide. So put your assumption together of what those drawers look like. Okay. Preston's got an ass on them.

Yeah. Preston? Preston's got a ass on him Preston's got a ass I mean have you seen one of those guys pee okay my bad well cut it I don't care what am I supposed to do everybody knew what I was talking about imagine his panties were loose Okay, my bad. Well, cut it. Oh, f***ing mute it. I don't care. What am I supposed to do?

Everybody knew what I was talking about. It was just like that. Imagine his panties were loose and you could see the crack. It's exactly like that. Well, y'all knew what I was talking about, so we're all going to hell. There's no f***ing way, bro. There's no way you just said that. I cannot wait until we get to the point of not giving a shit or something like that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No, Preston could have been. Preston could have been a middle linebacker. Preston threw on a wig and a bandana with a good back drop. He could have been like... Oh, no. That's crazy.

Get him out. No. Get him out. No. Get him out. No. No. No.

Okay, that's obvious. No, I'm saying I said that. I thought this whole bit was getting cleared. That's why I said that. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm just muting. No, it's not. You can't get rid of your shit and leave mine, you f***ing traitor.

This whole shit was dead, and I only had one funny joke to keep the vibe high. All right, we're back. We're back. Okay. Sorry. We got a little carried away. My ears are ringing. Preston, we love you.

I am dripping with. I found out. I'll tell you right here. Oh, man. Hey, you're in featured shoes. Sure, my mom told me. Oh, my God, my mom told me that. Preston and my mom know what I'm talking about.

What? Okay. As a baby, he came out glowing. I'm saying. Our baby can't have a camera. He could. No, he can't. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Okay. I'm saying. I don't know what's going to happen with this episode. I'm saying. I think it's. I wasn't laughing at that for y'all watching. I'm laughing at like, what made you tell me that? And when did you find out?

On the following. Last week. Because I was saying Ruby has it. And then my mom was like, well, she goes, well, Ruby doesn't, but your brother does. That's exactly what happened. He did. Oh, my God. He did.

We came out with it. Is it gone? Yeah. Yeah. There's a cure? Bro, it's not like serious. It's not like deadly. Oh, okay.

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Good Lord. Just nothing. Keep going. I'm sorry. We got to get back on track. No, I was thinking about what we were talking about. Okay. So, we're back.

Did you back did you or did you not watch college football week one i did okay did you see texas a and m introduction uh power came back power came back this huge thing kyle field went ballistic all over my feed everything right and honestly watching it it was fire as hell. Yeah. Oh. Hey. Oh. Hey, come on. Hey. Oh. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Okay, so that's a fantastic intro, right? It's fantastic. But it immediately made me think, what was your worst sports intro of all time? Do you have any story about an intro, like you coming out of the tunnel, something happened, did you trip, did you snap a leg, did you look at a girl that was cute and then you ran into the ref?

Do you have any story of that nature? Two. I have two as well. Okay, first one, Pop Warner football. We're kids and they brought out the paper thing that you run through as a team. Okay. They put the little stupid small in the front. Sorry, CJ. That doesn't play and like god the kid is just on the team because his dad signed him up at the front sorry i can't control

my thoughts they put him at the front he was like and he wasn't strong enough to break through the thing so he ran and hit the paper, fell back, and now we're in front of everybody falling on each other. I got cleat marks on my calf. That was the first one. Okay, here's my first one. Did you ever have teammates? Jesus Christ, by the way.

So y'all dominoed in front of everyone. And then the coach. I thought you said he was small. No, but he fell. We're all going forward. And then somebody hits the thing and goes back, and you just get knocked off your feet. I think it's a video. I thought you said he was small. No, but he felt like we're all going forward. Oh, he was small. Yeah, and then somebody hits a thing and goes back, and you just get knocked off your feet.

What paper are y'all using in Pflugerville? This kid had... Okay, stop, stop. My first one. Did you ever have teammates that listened to AirPods, Beats, headphones during warm-ups? No, we weren't allowed to. Okay, that's what I thought too, right? All my team, okay?

Majority of my team, I'll say. They're all headphones. This is before AirPod era. So there was like wired or beats, okay? Everyone's always vibing. So one weekend I finally said, well, I got Skullcandies. I said, let me try it out. iPod, like tucked in the waistband

because you didn't have pockets. Skullcandies on. Game ins is AAU. Game ins were like this big thing, whatever. So I think we're running out. I was at the front of the line. I run out. I have my ball. I'm dribbling.

Hitting little moves. I'm thinking I'm cool. I go right-hand layup, turn around. I'm by my goddamn self. No one came out with me. And to make it worse, on the drop. Super embarrassing. What makes it worse, on the drop,

on the drop of the layup ipod disconnects falls on the ground screen cracks first time trying to be cool like my teammates and then break my ipod touch and no one's there to no one's there to pick the shittiest part about that is having to collect your items in front of people he was like oh was like, oh my god. Oh my god. I said, no, it's broken. Oh my god. I had Darren Williams on the side of my head because it was a Skullcandy NBA edition. It was so bad.

Yeah, that sucks. It was so bad. What's your second one? Snot Rocket. You and me? What is a snot? I'm a wet nose, wet mouth kind of guy. But you snot rocketed when?

So, you know, and it was high school varsity year, right? Or senior year, varsity, right? Obviously. So, you go senior year, JV2. I think it was senior night. And so it was a big introduction, right? And they had me go last because I was the only one that signed a scholarship, right? And I was like, whatever.

That's lit. So, I was going through. It was, like, big. Like, news was there. Girls I liked. Girls from other schools were there. Like, the whole district was at this game. I don't know why,, it was like big. Like news was there. Girls I liked, girls from other schools were there. Like the whole district was at this game. I don't know why, but it was sick. And I was very warned of.

I was a high school kid and there was a lot of pretty girls. And it's senior night and they're giving me a lot of attention. You got all the spotlights and God. And so what they did was, you know whenever they call the starters, everybody's sitting on the bench, right? And it's normally, there's like the little tunnel of your teammates. And then you do the handshake with the last guy. But it's all right in front of you.

And the stands are way on the other side of the court. This time, they had all the cheerleaders take up the whole length of the court. So I was going right in front of the bleachers, and I had to throw like a t-shirt or something because it's senior night, into the crowd. We were directly in front of the student section. All the pretty girls were right there. I'm going, Peyton Harden, whoo!

I was like, yeah, I was dabbing everybody up. I think I was a little sick. I was nervous, too, and anxious. I've always had anxiety, so I can't control my body. I was really trying to load this t-shirt up because I saw this group of girls and I wanted any of them. And so I pushed out hard to throw it and just, like, just snot down to my chin. And then they saw me, and I saw them see me and they're like and I was like

how'd you do in the game can't remember that's all I could think of like that is the only memory of that night yeah I can't remember did you get your lips oh yeah it was past my lips yeah my chin and all I had was tastes awful man oh it's not tastes off not tastes a little good a little salty what'd you just say? You just saw me swallow my lugs. Yeah, that's absolutely disgusting. That's one thing I can't get behind, bro. I'll do it if I have. Are you pooting? No, I was stretching. I have back pains.

Okay. My second one. Last one. We'll get off this. Good morning to you. This is in college. I am grown. This is my third year of college basketball. First year at Arkansas Tech. Okay. Season opener. the girls are playing in the Coliseum in Tucker Coliseum our locker room is right there

you've seen it girls are getting hype everyone's winning our girls team was good we're playing in like an hour I walk in to our locker room I hear music on the speaker there's some fruit laid out I'm like god we're here this is day one

I go let's go immediately I'm, we're here, this is day one. I go, let's go! Immediately, I hear my coach go, shut the up! He literally screamed, and I literally was so sad, bro. I just felt like an absolute idiot. Like, I literally came and I said, let's, because you know, when I'm loud, I'm loud. You're loud as hell. I went, let's go!

Shut the fuck up. And I was just like, what? And I go in there. I put my clothes on. Come to find out. And then, first off, he peeks his head out of his office. He goes, don't ever scream in my office again. And I was like, what's the lock on you too?

I was like, your door's here. I'm sorry. Go put my shoes on and shit warm ups we're getting ready to go out he comes up gives me a bullshit side hug

and he goes hey sorry man I was on an important call I just came out he goes go get him I was like I don't want to play I was like

I don't want to play for you you yelled at me during my only moment I'm not that outspoken when it comes to things like this I tried to be different and you absolutely shit on me. That's hilarious.

It was bullshit. It's hilarious. It was so embarrassing. You know what? You said something earlier. We were talking about heat, hot, cold. You said Satan spit and ice ate you. God bless you, I did.

And I'm not trying to insult you. I promise I'm not. The internet always thinks I am. No sentence ever starting off with that is a good one. An insult might be coming. Good morning love you. I feel you don't know good flammable things. I feel like

you can't tell me if certain things are flammable or not. The only thing I didn't know that was flammable was gas. I mean Oh! I don't know! Number one flammable Number one fire starter. Take gas and throw it on. I mean, glass. Glass.

I didn't know glass wasn't flammable. Glass is formed by fling. But I think it was a one-time mistake that went pretty viral, but I think if you question me on things, if they're flammable or not, I can do good. We're in the same headspace because I literally saw a TikTok the other day. There's a little flammable test. I'm going to shift it up a little bit.

Okay. And we're going to see what you can get. Okay, let's do it. All right. Here's a little flammable test. I'm going to shift it up a little bit. Okay. And we're going to see what you can get. Okay, let's do it. All right. Here's your official, is it flammable or not quiz? Let's do it. Here we go. Cooking oil. Yes. Correct. 100%. 100% flammable. 100% flammable. Thank you. Okay. An orange. Yes, the citrus. Hey! Yeah! Okay. Oh, oh my God.

You. Oh my God. All right. A mattress. Yes. Hmm. The cotton. Hmm.

Depends on the mattress. You didn't say it. Water beds, obviously not. But you didn't say it either. No wonder you got fired as a teacher. Here we go. Two points you, one point not you. So their mattresses aren't flammable. Depends on the mattress. What does that mean? Depends on the mattress. What does that mean? There's a lot of technology. A lot of made of silicone nowadays. Pure silicone. Silicone? I bet so are half the girls in LA. can light them on fire oh yeah okay hand sanitizer

100% not are you dumb I'm kidding I was about to say you're getting too many right it's pissing me off ask better questions

a little more hard ones okay okay okay here we go is a match flammable yeah baby you said the number one not flammable is gasoline you dumb sack of shit that was me you're ass is about to be flammable. Yeah, baby. You said the number one not flammable is gasoline, you dumb sack of shit.

That was me mis-speaking. Your ass is about to be flammable. That came off very strange. Is a fart flammable? 100%. I've seen it in a circus. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. Wait, what? It wasn't really a circus. It was a high school party. But you would have been confused. There is a... Oh, stop, stop. Okay, stop, stop. There's many people there. Stop. There is a... Oh, stop, stop. Okay, stop, stop.

There's many people there. Stop, there you go. There's many people there. A banana. No. Correct. Are you Fire Marshal Bill? Are these not the easiest questions of all time?

The orange one was pretty hard. I thought that was a good question. I don't know. Powdered foods. What the hell is powdered food? Something that's a food that's a powder. Like what? English major? Like flour?

Powder foods Power or powder? Powdered foods What? Not power I'm not asking you about quinoa And chia seeds Powdered foods

What's a powdered food? Is it a yes or a no? Like cinnamon? Oh man Oh man What's a powdered food like powdered donut yes no not a powdered donut are you kidding pat you said it right cinnamon spices seasoned so seasoning is that's not food oh seasoning isn't food seasoning isn't food the list says powdered

food i'm talking to you now and i'm you need to be talking to them. No. Because I'm saying what the list says. But you yelled at me. Seasonings, spices, ingredients that are powdered. That's not food, is it? Oh my God. Is it food? Can you eat it? It's food.

Seasoning's food? What would you classify it as if it's not food? Oh, the name of it. Seasoning. Which is a part of what? Do you ingest it? Do you eat it? Does it enhance the flavor of a meal?

Just because you eat something doesn't make it food. My God. If something, if something, you're not doing this. If something is designed to be eaten, what should we call it? That is a spice. Holy shit. So salt is food. Salt is a seasoning.

That is the subcategory. Like there's meats and fruits and vegetables okay food there's a it provides a sustenance salt is literally sodium that is your substance you might it might not give you protein but you can't neither does rice i think food you have to be able to live off of it what the what what are you who are you columbus Are you the founder of this land? What are you? Okay, but when you think of food, I'm talking about entrees. See, you're doing it again.

It doesn't matter what you think in your head. Can you eat the seasonings and spices? My God. You're thinking shit in your own head. You're creating your own crap. Okay, but you want to go get some food? One time anybody has ever said, you want to go get some food? And we went to the salt factory.

When does that happen? That's not what I'm saying. That's what you just said. You said powdered food. That's not a powdered food. I'm saying seasonings. I'm saying seasonings, spices. Those are food.

Those are seasoning and spices. That's why they're different names. Oh, my God, which is food. It's food. It's edible. It's edible. It's not food against spices. That's why they're different names. Oh my God, which is food. It's food. It's edible. It's edible. It's not food. It is edible.

What's the definition of food? What's the definition of food? I didn't make the name. Don't Google it. Oh my God. See, you don't like freaking science and facts because it's going to bury you. What's the definition of food? You're pissing me off.

A course of, a course. A course. An edible thing that gains sustenance and life to your body. What? Now, what is that last part? What is that last part? Are you in a rocket ship? What is that last part?

Why do you have to live off food? Do you not need food to live? Yes. Okay, but can you live off of salt and pepper? In Cajun region? Would you, what? Would you, dust cluckers, good one. Put it on some salmon.

Could you, what? Could you live off of Red Bull? Just drinking Red Bull? No. All right, so is it not a drink? It is. Because drinks are required to live, right? So you can't do it just on that.

You don't need, drinks are not required to live. Water is required to live. Drinks aren't. I am smoking his boots. Round of applause for Peyton in the car. Don't round of applause for him. He literally got the definition correct. I did.

Like the actual definition. I did. Okay, yeah, now Google the definition of food and see if I got it right. Google it. Slow thumbs. Google it. The Webster's, not the... Is seasoning food.

That's a fair Google search. No, that's not what I asked you to Google. I said Google the definition of food. Oh, but you're sadly mistaken because I wasn't doing what you said. That's not what was happening. I was Googling my own search. I used my search engine on my device for my sanity. And I said, is seasoning food question mark.

I had three words with one question mark. The answer, immediately, the first word is yes. It says yes, comma. What website is that? Google. Oh, you Googled? Oh, the greatest search engine ever. What website is it?

Wikipedia. Exactly. And what did they say in school? Do not use Wikipedia. You make me spit. For research papers over Napoleon Bonaparte. But when it's seasoning, it's... You don't know Napoleon Bonaparte?

I thought his name was dynamite. What? Napoleon Bonaparte. The little general. The angry man. I didn't know him. He was an amazing conqueror for France. Conqueror.

A conquistador. No, no, no, no. Me gusta el pollo de las agulhas. All of these are foods some common seasonings include salt you can't trust wikipedia this is a science podcast you can't use that in our debates in school miss winkler said you cannot use wikipedia on your essays so miss and miss winkler was a god-sent woman and you were wrong spices are for flavoring not nutritional exactly so it's not food not nutritional purposes thank you unless they are substances still traditionally regarded as food

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Additional NFL Plus Premium terms at nfl.com. To the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I feel like if I was like really high and watched you talk, I would be so scared. Terrified, yeah. Dude, when you move, you're doing this, and I felt like I was watching Shaggy.

That's a joke, isn't it? No, well, I mean, it's a comedy podcast. You know that's an insecurity. That you look like Shaggy? Yeah. It is? That's one of my deepest. That's his insecurity plug?

No, I'm just kidding. You do look like Shaggy a lot when I first got introduced to the family. You did look like Shaggy. But I love him. Especially you used to. With that weird beard. Your beard is weird. Your beard is weird.

And I had that blue hoodie and a hell of a pooch. Huh? I had a dog. what was its name rilo you had a dog named rilo yeah where simnel what simnel not the year you were there though you didn't meet live's family the year i wasn't there i'm not talking about their family anymore i'm saying you said i looked like lying bro you're a bad liar Bro, you're a bad liar. I had you for a second. You're a bad liar. If you would have said as a kid, I would have been like,

damn, rest in peace to Rilo. Hope he didn't get liver disease. No, that was Sammy. She just died of severe liver disease. I put her in a paper box, shaped it like a coffin. Okay. We were just talking about food,

and I think this is a good segue. I've been really interested in space adventure. I don't quite believe in space what they say about it now we're now for the one of the first times in 129 episodes yeah we might be digging we might be digging the same hole and i've been watching videos talk to me there's like there used to be a stream i don't know if it was live or not i might have been under the influence but i was watching this thing of like astronauts living in space and i was like they have to have a bad headache because they're just floating and they're peeing in these weird things and they're drinking water and these little balls it's strange very and i was like eating up there must be horrible it'd suck so i like, I want to try to eat like an astronaut.

Ooh. So I brought some astronaut food for us. And, um... I brought us astronaut ice cream bars. Astronaut ice cream bars. What? You want vanilla ice cream

or vanilla ice cream sandwiches? Aren't they the same? They're both vanilla ice cream sandwiches? Aren't they the same? I'll take the left. Your left. My left. Vanilla ice cream astronaut sandwiches. And they're hard. Very hard.

This is like, it feels like I'm holding like a scrub. Like a Brillo pad. Yeah, and I'm very, because I was really interested in space exploration, and I wanted to try. What even got you on that? Weed. If we're being honest. Sorry. I need it to sleep sometimes.

Spooky. Okay, here we go. Are we? Yeah, you can try. Okay, so let's open it up. It's really wrapped like an ice cream sandwich. Bro, I bet this is an actual ice cream sandwich. It was freeze-dried.

I don't know what freeze-dried means, but it's like hollow. And so apparently this is actually like what they eat. My God, you gave me the broken one. Oh, did I? And so this is actually what they eat out up there in the spaceland. And it says, only one third of spacecrafts sent to Mars have been successful,

leading some scientists to wonder if there is a... Oh, I don't want to read that bullshit. All right. It smells good. You licked it? No, I smelled it. Oh, here we go. Smells good.

It does smell so good. It smells like Christmas. Oh, my God. I'm going to enjoy this. Now I blame you for that. And you will be struck. Come grab this real quick. Here, y'all can try.

My left leg looks like... No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Well, cut it then if it's cutting. Just mute it. Ow! It looks like... Go cut that one, too.

All right, y'all ready? Wait, hold on. He doesn't want it because my hands touch it. You little freak. You ready? Here we go. Am I allowed to eat this? I don't know.

Actually, I wouldn't. I'd put it down to you. I'd put it down, yeah. Yes, NASA. I'm glad you asked. It's just freeze-dried. You're just freeze-dried. I'm going to freeze-dry you in a minute.

Here we go. Here, cheers. Astronaut ice cream asked. You're just freeze-dried. I'm going to freeze-dry you in a minute. Here we go. Here, cheers. Astronaut ice cream sandwich. To weed and beyond! To astronauts. Astronaut ice cream sandwich. Here we go. What the fuck is that?

Why is yours so soft? I feel like this is going to make me feel bad. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, that's gas. Why is mine so hard? You give me an expired one? I feel like if I get it wet, it does have like a...

Oh, I'm going to shit myself. What the f***? Mine is like a brick. Take a bite of yours. Honestly, don't even boost. Take a bite. Mine's real hard, bro. Yours was in space a little longer.

Yeah. Yours is a creep. It feels like a... I don't like that. I genuinely don't like that. I genuinely don't like that. It's like a macaroon. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to be an astronaut.

Oh. I like too much food, and this is... And the thing, when I got this from the store, there was only these two left. People are eating this in their homes. Yeah, that's just strange. That's freaking weird. I think CPS needs to be called more.

What for? I can't say because I don't want people going to find them where I get my stuff. You know what I mean? But, yeah. Oh, dude, it's like a lingering taste. I genuinely don't enjoy that. Rate it. Okay, rate it.

I get... Pierce is... Pierce is... Do you eat at home? Yeah, it's okay. Do I need to call mom? Okay, I give it a solid three and a half. 3.5.

Y'all understand that this is literally an ice cream sandwich that was just free. Yeah, I get it. It doesn't taste good. It doesn't taste good. But I'm saying, Cam, you're eating that off the, oh. Mine's a little different. Mine's a little different.

Your son mars a little off. No, the fact that you're eating it off the ground. Okay, my package is on the ground. Don't do that. You're not helping your case of like, your little raccoon activities.

Is it still in you? Yeah. Oh my God. Sorry, there's a lot stuck in my teeth. Okay, my rating, official rating, astronaut sandwich, freeze dried. Mine's hard as a brick. I'm going to go, so am I.

I like when you wear blue. It helps your eyes and it helps me. I'm going to have another dream. Oh my God. What do you give it a rating? I just had another piece come out of nowhere. It's like my mouth's like a slot machine. It's like opened up.

It sure is. And I always hit the jackpot. Jesus. I'm going to go six. Six out of ten. It's bad enough to fail, but it's like two tutoring sessions away. Would you ever spend your USD on that? I would never buy that ever again.

Okay, with that being said, four. I don't feel good. Four out of ten. I don't remember. I would absolutely never buy that again. Yeah, no, that was horrible. If I'm thinking, boy, you look good. There's such a big pimple on my chest.

I've never gotten a pimple chest. Let me pop it live. No, it's actually not just red. Oh. I might. No, you don't. You have good... I look good?

You look good. Thank you. I think we should take our... Go have that dream. Go have that dream. On Patreon, we're going to do a pregnancy simulator. We're about to do it right now after we get done filming this. So if you want to see me with my shirt off boys okay before you okay that remind you reminded me of again not to be rude but

little cricket ask whatever you know the little jokes right yeah i have okay i just have something i have to share with you and then i have a follow-up question the other day i saw a what are you looking at you i'm scared oh no no no it's it's it's just strange okay there's nothing to be scared of but i saw uh you know those like those animal like the wildlife videos and sometimes they're often sad yes it's like a bear like mauling a fish or something yes yes i love those i watched it through but then under on the actual uh thread of tweets it was like facts there's so I clicked it. It took me to a website. It was strange animal facts you probably didn't know about.

Ooh. I love animal facts. It makes me competitive. Did you know that penguins propose? Like for marriage? Yeah. Male penguins often give female penguins a pebble as a proposal gift.

If the female accepts, they use it to build their new nest together. So basically, penguins have their own version of will you accept this pebble as a proposal gift. If the female accepts, they use it to build their new nest together. So basically, penguins have their own version of, will you accept this pebble? It makes me sad that penguins are more romantic than me. Yeah, they give a pebble and then the wife turns around and uses it to build the crib. That is elite.

Wait, how do they know that? I guess they document them. I'm going to let you keep going. I'm going to let you keep going. Penguins kill a lot. Have you seen the inside of a penguin's mouth? Yeah, they're killers. They're absolutely killers.

Okay. Wombat. What's that? Good morning to you. It's a wombat. It's like a big ruby. A little bit of HGH. It's like a thick ruby with a bony ass.

What kind of animal is it? It's like a wombat. No, I heard the name. It's not domesticated's like a thick So it's a dog Bony ass What kind of animal is it? It's like a It's like a Like a wombat No I heard the name It's not domesticated Like a pooch It's like a wild wombat I just keep saying it No it's not a bat

It's not a bat I don't believe It's a wombat It could be a bat though But it is a wombat Okay I don't know Someone in the comments

Tells what a wombat is They poop in cubes Oh that's sick They produce cube Shaped poop Imagine if you could, that's sick. They produce cube-shaped poop. Imagine if you could shit in a perfect Rubik's Cube and you just drop it off at people. I'm not too far after too much McDonald's. Okay.

So, laughing rats. Rats have been observed to laugh when tickled. Their laughter is high-pitched and can be heard by the human ear. But, it's there. Oh pitched and can be heard by the human ear but it's there oh can't be heard by the human ear sorry oh it's there so if you're ever feeling down just remember there's a rodent out there giggling i don't believe that see now let me stop you real quick two things one people be lying be lying right but two they have amazing cameras don't take my two 4K cameras from distance. Two?

I don't... You said those are mice? Rats. Rats. What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? Mouse? Rat. Oh, so you have a mouse, I have a rat.

No, we both have rats. You just have the kingdom of rats. No, I thought it was an indoor-outdoor situation. I'm pretty sure I read that on Twitter today. I'm pretty sure you might have read it wrong. Mouses are small. The rats are massive. New York?

What if there's a big mouse? The rats that smoke the Newports on the side and ask for your change? Those are huge New York rats. But what if a mouse hit a growth spur? Like, what if there's just a big mouse? I think it's different phylum. Phylum? Kingdom phylum.

No, genuinely. I think it's different phylum. Phyling? Kingdom phylum. No, genuinely. How do you... What if... I'm being dead serious. I think mouses are capped at a certain size. No, but there's big mouses. You can have a big mouse. It's going to be a freak mouse.

It's like Andre the Giant Mouse. But how do you identify that it's a rat? Because it's big? If there's a weight limit, what if there's a surplus in food in the mouse community and now we got big meeses running around, and now we're getting confused with meeses and ratones? That's a hell of a point.

Maybe it's something to do with the tail. What about the teeth? Teeth structure. Well, I've never done dental work on a rat before. What's a rat? Rats are huge. So there's mice, mouse, and rats. Mice are multiple mouse.

Plural of mouse is mice. Plural of mouse is mice. Plural of rat is rats. Mouse to mice, rat to rat. So there's a mouse, there's a mice. There's a mouse with a rat, rats, and mice. No, okay. So what was our initial? Mouse and mice?

Mouse, rat. Small, big. Oh. Two, two. There's a different name for it. Mice, rats. What's a different rat? It's like goose and geese.

No, it's two geeses. No, two. There's a different name for it. Mice rats. What's a different rat? It's like goose and geese. No, it's two geeses. No, no. Two geeses gets you in tutoring. That's what two geeses gets you. What? Some after school tutoring. No one should ever say two geeses. Did you know the plural of mouse?

I mean. Is mice. Is mice. Are you stroking out on me? Are you okay? Do you need a drink? The plural of moose is meese. I don't believe that's correct.

What is it? Mooses? It's meese. I was an English major. Oh, you were an English major? Yeah. Let's do plurals. What's plural for cows?

Cows? Guys! I think we're high. I think there's something that has to be. All right, last one. Okay, last one. Last one. So this one's about shrimp.

It's about your genitalia. At least it's a king shrimp. It's small, but it's not too bad. And it curls. It's like a little cash. Shrimp's hearts are located in their head. Shrimps have heads? Shrimp.

They have heads? It's a bit of a head scratcherer but it goes to show that in the animal kingdom things are rarely as they seem our shrimp fish yes we're not doing this again we're not our crab fish yes they're a type of fish type fish and animals. Are frogs fish? Amphibians. Now tell me what that means. Land. And water. A frog's like a Navy SEAL.

It can be in the jungle, completing a mission, or it can be in the water. It's not full-blown Navy. I don't know if I agree. Not full-blown Army, but more of a Navy SEAL. I don't know if I agree too much. Well, I'm telling you facts. So, SEALs are not fish. Like otters and SEALs are not fish. I believe't know if I agree too much. Well, I'm telling you facts. Seals are not fish. Like otters and seals are not fish. I believe not, no.

Their fat doesn't... Blubber actually has nothing to speak on their weight. It's more of a defense and it keeps them warm. I thought blubber was fat because I remember your mama got so much blubber. I remember I used to say that. So I was just talking about her skin tone. I remember your mama's so fat

If she wore a H If she wore a Tommy Hilfiger Jacket at Helicopter We'd try to land on her back Oh Man I remember this kid In

Oh my god No Oh my god I'm so sorry Go ahead No no no Say it I was gonna say

This kid in middle school Used to make He used to make Yo mama jokes at me, but he was too good at them. So when I was in college, I slept with his mom. I held on to that. We're not keeping it? Please tell me that's not real. I don't know.

You never know what I'm saying is real or not on this podcast. Okay. To save you. Oh, we're cutting it. The reaction is we're muting it. Okay. We'll mute it. We'll mute it.

Just mute it. We'll mute it. We'll mute it. He goes, no, I said mute it. Well, because I didn't like the reaction. me we're muting it okay we'll mute it we'll meet just mute it we'll mute it we'll mute it he goes no i said well because i didn't like the reaction it seems like i was saying something evil she she asked me oh my god i saw her at a club and i was like what are you doing here yeah and then she smelled like peppermint and then i could never mind i love a good wrinkle like a look Like a good crow's feet? God damn. Show me your wisdom. Oh my God.

Tell me about your retirement funds. Oh my God. And they always get a sense of powder on them. You got those big panties on, don't you? Oh my God. If I feel like I could jump off a building holding your panties and be safe, I want you. God damn it. Was I just whistling by blowing out? And then they go, oh oh my god you ever been to

a single mom's house they got all the snacks cause their kids in the other room sleep all the snacks and a bunch of half red books

oh my god oh you know she wears slippers around the house you know how many lunch boxes I've bought for somebody's kid your kid like

Paw Patrol here you go mama I don't know if any of this is staying a good side table lamp a good side table lamp make you until the night oh my all right but the when i knew i when i knew i was going too far with the older lady thing is whenever i went into this woman's house and her furniture was wrapped in

plastic okay now she's and and she kept saying no we can go to the movies And I was like what do you mean She was like tickets are cheap We had great parking everywhere we went But didn't have to walk anywhere Comedy It's all joke None of that happened I'm joking

The reason I screamed A bit too loud And I do apologize But the reason I screamed a bit too loud, and I do apologize, but the reason I yelled the other night, me, Liv, and Ryan were simply watching TV. I don't know how we got on it, but we got to Urban Dictionary. And I said, oh my God, I haven't looked up names on Urban Dictionary in so long. Okay. I looked up my name and your name.

I'm so nervous. I'm going to read the Urban D the urban dictionary reads and we're gonna see how accurate it is or how off okay okay who's first you're i'm gonna read yours okay you want me to read yours i don't know whichever ones i don't know what they are whichever one i'll read mine first so it'll get you warm and kind of understand the concept okay okay here we go urban dictionary is a frightening place sometimes camerons are the best men to have in your life they usually have dark hair and brown eyes. Not true.

Some say they hold stars in them. A Cameron is an amazing friend, but an even better lover. That's a fact. A Cameron is a gamer, a meme lover, and just an all-around Chad. Once you get a Cameron, never let them go. For they not only hold stars within their eyes, but they can give you the world as long as you love them true Camerons are sweet and to hear the laughter of a Cameron is

like music to anyone's soul a Cameron is like a marshmallow sweet soft and can give toasty hugs okay okay okay now I swear to god okay now now I feel a little better about this because I was a little nervous so I feel like they're good okay okay I was a little nervous. So I feel like they're good. Okay. I feel good. I like it. And it was true. You are nice and you give great hugs and you're great at...

Okay. Right, Liv? Oh my God. Here we go. I feel good about this now. I feel good. Patents. Patents are typically dirtbags that think of no one but themselves.

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Patons. Patons are super pretty, smart, and athletic, even though they don't think so themselves. I think I am all three of those. Patons are normally shy when you first meet him,

but as you get to know him, you'll realize he's incredibly funny and goofy. Some may think Patons are annoying or awkward, but Patons are much, much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and sassy as hell. Don't get a Payton angry because his eye rolls

and snappy comebacks can startle even the toughest of people. Paytons are also incredibly sexy. They're skinny but toned. I swear to God. You wrote this. I swear to God I didn't.

Really? We read it the other night. Skinny but toned, and they have subtle curves that women love. That shit hooks like a bass. Here we go, sorry. Here we go. They are liked by a lot of the guys,

but Patons are oblivious to the most romantic advances that they haven't... Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Sorry. They are liked by many of girls, but Peyton's are oblivious to the most romantic advances, so they haven't dated many girls. They seem like goody two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff.

What does that mean? I don't do bad things. Especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peytons are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. That's wrong. If you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to him as possible before he's gone. Peytons are chill with a lot of things and don't get pissed off very easily. But when they do, watch your back because Patons are not afraid to get revenge.

That was pretty close. I feel like both of ours were really good. Pretty close. Except for I don't do bad things. I don't know. I'll watch you eat dinner, but that's about it. The tall and lean. Yeah.

The subtle curves. I got the curve. That, but that's about it. The tall and lean. Yeah. The subtle curves. It got the curve. The romantic. That dang hook. Come on. Come on. It's like an umbrella. Come on now.

Subtle curves. Tone and lean. Skinny. Shy when you first meet them, but they can open up. Like a book. A lot of people love them, but they're clueless and anxious. So they miss out on a lot of romance. They're clueless, very dumb.

I'm just kidding. And you don't get mad easily, but when you do, you'll strike revenge. I don't think you've ever seen me mad. I've seen you mad. Are you nuts? You crashed out two weeks ago. You don't even know why you buggered. Do you know who the fuck I am?

I didn't say that. I know. What'd you, okay, so now, what'd you think about your Urban Dictionary reading? I thought, I thought it was good. I honestly believe in that. And I swear to God, I didn't write them. I believe in Urban Dictionary more than horoscopes now. Because that was way more specific than a horoscope.

Horoscopes would be like, you know what I mean? It's like, you had a bad day, but tomorrow's a good one. And you were hoping to have a good one. Yeah, obviously. It's like everyone, no shit. I feel that. But that one was more, like, talk about my body. Yeah. And I have a curve.

And a tall. Yeah, Olivia said it had curly hair. That's sick. It's like, why is it so right, though? Yeah, I don't know, but I do like that. That was really good. That was nice. That was really good. Except for the bad. it so right though yeah I don't know but I do like that that was really good that was nice that was really good

except for the bad I do bad things I don't do bad things I don't do bad things that's up to the jury you're the jury I'm kidding I'm kidding

alright that was a fantastic episode oh man round of applause um Kim get us on out of here thank you for coming back

episode 129 woo we absolutely love y'all we hope you liked the addition of the fourth camera if you don't do it cam will eat it tell you promise you would you saw me eat that ice cream sandwich throw it to the bottom of that river i'll go scuba diving without the scuba gear and i'll start to munch on it you can munch on me but i'm gonna say um this is ever changing over here like sometimes Liv isn't here, and sometimes Pierce isn't here, and sometimes they are here, or we'll have more people come. So just know, yeah, Malachi will be sitting there one day. He's like, yeah.

But that's always changing, so you've got to come back every episode to see who we're going to have behind the camera, and then we're going to figure a way to get CJ's ugly ass in there. So here we go. So yes, make sure you leave in the comments. Tell us if you like it, tell us if you want it to stay so we can know,

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Peyton for King? Absolutely not. Play for Keeps, your shirt. Why do you keep saying that? You said that one in the intro too. Because it's sick. It's not even a part of the episode. Play for Keeps is the code.

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