You Should Know Podcast - MY ROLEX WAS STOLEN! (ft. VOOKUM) -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

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Starting point is 00:02:02 The You Should Know Podcast. Louder. Louder. I need the applause. Bring me the applause. Bring me the applause. And hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 38. Round of applause for the people in the studio. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. that was beautiful guys welcome back to the you should know podcast if i know we just we record every single week every single week we have come back to this studio for 38 consecutive weeks but every time i step away from this microphone it feels like i haven't been here in a quarter century half past the moon and come and come back. Do you know what I mean? That's a real increment of time over in the Icelandic region.
Starting point is 00:02:47 That's how they calculate time and measurement. We have an announcement early in the episode, as we do for most episodes. But this episode specifically, we have a big, big announcement. Y'all wanted more garments. Y'all wanted more merch. A lot of y'all bought everything and you're like i've already worn it for two weeks straight i need some more stuff well follow la la la la la we have brand new merch christmas inspired merch one out of ten koala bears inspired merch available on the website you should know studios.com
Starting point is 00:03:27 backslash shop available right now we're gonna pop it up on the screen for the youtuber watchers that i mess that up youtube watchers and for the audio listeners just go over to you should know studios.com backslash shop this merch is one out of ten koala bears. Don't make it home to Christmas merch. If you're a real listener, real watcher, you know I say that at the end of every episode. And I've been saying it since I was 15 years old, sophomore year of high school. I remember saying it in the basketball gym and everybody looked at me crazy. And that feeling that I got saying that it was an overwhelming
Starting point is 00:04:05 amount of joy and now at 23 years old I am saying it to the masses and now y'all can rock it on your bodies I'm not gonna lie we've put out great merch so far obviously you can see all the merch around us or all the merch that is on the website it's great all of it's great but this has a special special place in my heart beautiful Beautiful. We got a hoodie. We got a 1 out of 10 koala bear hoodie, black and red. And then we have a crew neck sweatshirt. How many S's in spit just came out? A lot.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Crew neck sweatshirt that's available. Also 1 out of 10 koala bears. And I know a lot of y'all are parents. I've been getting a lot of messages, a lot of DM i know a lot of y'all are parents i've been getting a lot of messages a lot of a lot of dms a lot of comments saying payton we got kids and the kids love the podcast but they can't wear anything because you don't have kids clothes well guess what we have kids clothes youth sized you should know basic t-shirts available right now so enjoy the podcast as a family represented as a family everybody from the eldest to the youngest can rock some you should know podcast merch and guess what the season of holiday giving isn't over you know why because there is a discount code for the merch it's 10% off and the discount code is happy holidays 10 you're welcome happy
Starting point is 00:05:30 holidays you don't have to thank me best way to thank me and thank yourself is going to ushanostudios.com backslash shop and getting you some new merch happy holidays 10 for the discount code I don't know if you can see but below me there is a new friend here we went to the po box and we got another squish mellow this unicorn's name is kevin and it was gifted to us by the lovely fan eliza i i'm i assume that's how you say it eliza so thank you eliza i appreciate you we got a new we're getting infiltrated here we're gonna have to start doing a rotation with these. We can't have all of them for every episode. So if you see one that you sent is not here in like a week or whatever, it's not like
Starting point is 00:06:12 we threw it away. It's just going to be rotated because we're getting overwhelmed by all these. But we're so appreciative. So thank you. Keep sending stuff. It doesn't have to be squishmills. It could be notes. It could be a toothbrush you used last week.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Please don't do that, actually. I regret saying that on you used last week. Please don't do that, actually. I regret saying that on the open airways. Please don't do that, or I will call the Federal Bureau of Investigations to your home. This episode is very special. Very special. You know why? We got a special guest that will be joining us halfway through the podcast, and he is literally my favorite TikToker right now. I've been obsessed
Starting point is 00:06:47 with his content for months. For some reason, I've just been in this spiral of watching his content. He goes by the name of Vukom. I know a lot of you know him. I know a lot of you, he's been popping up on your For You pages as he has for me. Vukom will be joining us. He flew all the way down from New York to join us. So guys, we got to make him feel special. I know the Ushino podcast family is very strong. Y'all will move as a united front. I need everybody to click the link in the description. It's going to be Vukom Social and just say, welcome to the Ushino family. Just spam him. I'm not going to tell him we did this. Spam, welcome to the Ushano family. Just spam him. I'm not going to tell him we did this. Spam, welcome to the Ushano family. So he knows like, damn, I hope I didn't fly all the way
Starting point is 00:07:30 to Dallas to be on the podcast or nothing. The fans didn't like me. We love Vukom. Go to his socials and say, welcome to the Ushano family. He'll appreciate that. I'll appreciate that. And I will be checking. I will be checking. Don't you disappoint me. All right. That was a long intro, but a lot of cool stuff. We got co-host Cam in the building. Let's have a great episode. Talk to you in a little bit. Tis the season for clean balls. La, la, la, la, la, la.
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Starting point is 00:09:28 Get the pinky. Pinky blanket. Why do we do this every episode? And the audio listeners don't know. I got to call. I can take it. Anyway. Oh, speaking of your hips, me and Cam went to a bar the other night.
Starting point is 00:09:44 And you know when you go to a bar, you get touched up. They check your pockets, your waistband. They make sure you're not having any weapons. That's ridiculous what happened. Me, 10 seconds. Boom, boom, boom. Check the pockets. You're good to go. Go inside.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Bow. He goes, hey, all right, all right. You're next, bro. I look for Cam, and Cam's taking a long time. Did Cam bring some machinery in here that I don't know about? I look back. They were just moving down Cam's hip. He was like.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I was like, yo. I said, what is. I said, I don't got nothing. Like, what's going on? Something's not right with this hip. He's like. He's like, all right, you're good to go. Have you seen a chiropractor?
Starting point is 00:10:17 I'm just like, hey, all right, man. I know. I told you Cam's got a set of hips. Miss Butterworth type Johns. But yes, back at it again. Episode 38. Back atworth type Johns. But yes, back at it again. Episode 38. Back at it like a... Ah!
Starting point is 00:10:28 Can't do that. Can't do that. Family program. Yeah, if you know, you know. If you know, you know. Ooh, hit that. If you know, you know. But...
Starting point is 00:10:34 There's a horrendous murder happening outside. Yeah, it's a horrendous what? Murder. Oh. What? What the hell happened? I thought I said something wrong. No. um but yes did you know one out of ten
Starting point is 00:10:48 koala bears don't make it home to christmas did you know that these people our fans our family are uh condoning your freak behavior they that's why they love us he has been saying this before you should know was even a thought in his mind he has been saying this for so long just randomly he'll literally hit you be like hey bro did you hear hear what that one out of ten call and i'm just like you you i have a video of us snake nasty rat little dirt boy you just nasty little i have a video of me and cam live together and i was recording him and i just said it and he was so upset he was like i don't know if i might put this in the Discord, but you were like, see, whenever it's just dead silent and I have nothing to say,
Starting point is 00:11:29 I just don't say anything. Yeah, I just don't. There's nothing to say. You are like, hmm, nobody's talking. I haven't said anything in a while. You don't want to take a look at us. I want to take a look at it. It's his nervous plug to just start.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh, God. Dude, it just rolls off the tongue, and it's a true fact. I spent quality time overseas. You have never seen a Koala Bear. I've been in the process since I was 15 years old to get that put into every textbook and literature inside of public schooling systems. It's not a fact. Anyway. Rock that Koala Bear merch with pride.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Regardless, we are adding a new couple pieces of merch to the season two drop it's not a whole new merch drop it's the same uh same drop the discount code as well as he said happy holidays 10 so we love you enjoy that um but yeah the fact that some of y'all are going to have a koala on your back all of you should i think this man and his ludicrous saying but does it not look good it looks good it looks great it's just it's he's i don't that's y'all that's why that's why i mean the audience are like this yes because we're all freak weirdos it's hilarious and it's uh it's that can easily be your ugly christmas sweater or your ugly i mean it's not ugly oh by the way they won't know what it means so they'll be like why is this why why does she have a koala
Starting point is 00:12:44 i want to say this. Do not expect it to be here by Christmas. So if you're planning for it to be a Christmas gift, do not expect it to be a Christmas gift because I can't promise you that it will be here at your own. I mean, realistically, this comes out Monday. If you were to order Monday, it should be, but we're not stamping nothing. Yes. We're not.
Starting point is 00:13:03 So don't expect that. And don't email our merch team and be like. This was supposed to be a gift. That's what's supposed to be a gift. So be nice to them. Yes. Please. They are working very hard.
Starting point is 00:13:13 But yeah, you're welcome, I guess. You're going to rock it with pride. I mean, I will have one as well, but yeah. Dude, I'm starting to get a thing for squirrels. What the hell? What does that mean? A thing? What are you, looking at them like a...
Starting point is 00:13:28 No, no, no. Start daydreaming? What do you mean you're getting a thing for squirrels? No, no, not like that. Don't make me come out that way. You hunt them out now? You're going through your drive? You're just...
Starting point is 00:13:37 There's a little squirrel. Oh, there he is. No, no. Do not make me seem like some... Sick freak. Don't make me come out that way. What are you... Come out that way?
Starting point is 00:13:44 What are you... Talk about squirrels. What's going on right on right now bud what do you mean you're getting a thing you know no no you need to watch no no you need to watch it i didn't mean someone's dialing a number to get you to get you under an investigation i didn't mean it like that you need to explain i just what do you mean you're getting a thing for squirrels i just think they're cute okay no not like that you're you're really pissing me off not only is someone literally typing up a report to get you they're gonna cancel me right now what do you mean what do you mean they're gonna cancel me i don't mean it like three little nut grabbing bandits that are just trying to find a tree to survive i mean like i want one
Starting point is 00:14:25 as a pet i have like you want to domesticate a squirrel listen though where are we where are we living texas no we're living in reality this is earth real life buddy okay you want a squirrel on a leash you have deeper no i was thinking more of like a hamster what happened when you were a kid what happened but listen there's trauma but listen i what the reason i started thinking about this is because i was in a park right alone as i normally am and it was next to a tree and it started climbing up the tree and it looked at me and i haven't i haven't felt that kind of like okay okay no no no no it was a friendship type of thing no like a dog oh friendship like a dog you got a thing for your all your friends what are we doing no no listen to me please please don't make me look this way i haven't felt Friendship type of thing. No. Like a dog. Oh, friendship. Like a dog. Oh, you got a thing for all your friends.
Starting point is 00:15:05 What are we doing? No. No, listen to me, please. Please don't make me look this way. I haven't felt that type of stare. It's a squirrel. No, I... It's looking at your head, trying to figure out if that's a bush, if there's a nut in
Starting point is 00:15:16 there somewhere they can find, and then it went up the tree. No, but listen. I'm talking about like... You need to watch your words. You know whenever you go to a... You need to watch your words. You know when you go to a dog shelter... Thing for squirrels.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Haven't felt that stare in a long time. They're cute. What's happening? You know when you go to a dog shelter and you see a dog look at you and you immediately know that's my dog. You know I'm right. I have that with squirrels. And the other, and I was, and how I knew I was true in my feelings is whenever I was driving and one of them just scampered across the road and it almost got hit by my car and I got so sad because what if I would have done that squirrel that's
Starting point is 00:15:51 normal but I'm not that way with everything it could be there's been things that I've maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe a rabbit I wouldn't I would be sad but I had a horrible story but I wouldn't feel I wouldn't feel as sad as I would if it was a squirrel I would still feel sad just not as sad as a squirrel okay i have a thing for squirrel that's a weird connection you got but i one time severed the both of the rabbits back legs i had to leave him there i wasn't gonna pick him up thought he was dead wasn't dead back legs broke stuck in the street i go do what i have to do come back four hours later it's pouring down rain he's still in the street he's you got it you got freezing cold his back legs are snapped he can't move i when i tell you i was a wreck for about 48 hours you gotta in that i had nightmares of that
Starting point is 00:16:37 rabbit screaming for me oh can't stop it's making me sad you got it in that situation you have to i have to go over it again. I probably should have. It's a humane thing to do. The man was suffering for four hours without limbs. And in the rain. The cold. Dude, you ruined it.
Starting point is 00:16:53 That's such a bad way to go out. You're a sick man. It's awful. I didn't mean to. Well, you didn't. Squirrel lover. There's nothing wrong with loving animals. I'm sorry that I wouldn't have bandaged him up, took him back, gave him some antibiotics.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Antibiotics. Who's antibiotics. Antibiotics. Who's that? Antibiotics. Tried to get him back up, maybe a little couple canes, some prosthetic legs, put a leash on him, give him a name, domesticate him. It's a squirrel. The way I brought it up was wrong.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I didn't mean it that way. Freak? No, no, no. What a squirrel lover. I just mean I have a deeper connection with squirrels. One out of ten qualifiers don't make it home to Kristen, but one out of one squirrels make it home to my bedroom. You need to watch it.
Starting point is 00:17:34 You're the one who turned it this way. You're the one who did this to me. I took cute thing form, haven't felt that stare in a long time. Was this the notebook? What are you? I just want one as a pet. I haven't felt that connection. No, because they're going to come after me.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I do not mean it this way. I just mean, I want one as a little pet. Give it a little hamster wheel inside of my apartment. It's the only monkey that, or, the only pet
Starting point is 00:17:57 that shouldn't be a pet that I would make a pet for me would be a monkey. Because that is hilarious and they're beautiful. You can have a pet monkey. I know, but like, do you know how to get one?
Starting point is 00:18:07 Not an orangutan. Black market? Would you get an orangutan or a little spider monkey? I'd get a little spider monkey. It's going to jump all around the bathroom, play in the water. But you seem like the type to want an orangutan. You'd be like, dude, I love him. And then he claws your goddamn grill off. You think I want a beast the size of me?
Starting point is 00:18:22 Give him a name? Come on now. No, give me a little spider monkey. Like a little stuffed animal that's just running around, but has a real life. What are you doing? Someone remix this too. He's already done it three times this episode. I saw a video on TikTok the other day.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Somebody had a little spider monkey and he was putting on a diaper and they were jumping around. Yes. You saw that? Yes, he was like, jumpy boy, jump he was like that's so cute it's so cute yeah yeah i almost got a dog the other i i swear to god i didn't even tell you this like this is real life no podcast shit this is real life i almost got a dog the other day no you didn't i was on the phone with my mom you have not even met max yet i know they don't even know about max we have we have another puppy yeah oh if you were in the tiktok live if you're in the live you saw that was a great live stream um but i was on the phone with my mom and i was no way you almost bought it and i was just like mom like i have no life like
Starting point is 00:19:14 i am lonely i was like i only talked to cam cam's got a whole family i was like so and then i was like i was like i don't want to go make new friends and so i was like i think i'm gonna get a dog i think i'm just gonna go to the park and find a squirrel domesticate it mom what do you think she would have slapped you straight through the phone if she could have no but i i honestly i was like mom like from a shelter from a breeder uh shelter yeah those are the best ones best way to go malcolm was 25 cents on a car ride okay i love that dog, too. And he's a warrior. Shout out to Malcolm Jerome, Nathaljo, Esquire, Harden III. Dude, Ruby was 20 bones in a back rub.
Starting point is 00:19:50 That's all we had to do to get Ruby. Oh, my God. Who is behind the screen? What if Vukov just found out? I'd be like, you need to leave. Oh. What was that? Who is behind the screen? Yeah, but I what kind of dog I didn't get that far So you were nowhere near actually no, but I said the thought no But I genuinely I was calling my mom cuz you she would have green-lit it I would have got one but she was like Peyton
Starting point is 00:20:20 You can't take care of an animal you can't Like I'll just sit here my devastated loneliness. Yeah, but something you can't take care of an animal. You can't. I was like, okay. I was like, I'll just sit here in my devastated loneliness. But something you can do is, This world is primal. My grinding jaw. This headache pill. The necktie on my bedroom door. My conscience burning.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Stop. We're going to get copyrighted. We're going to get copyrighted. We're're gonna get copyrighted. We're gonna get copyrighted. We're gonna get copyrighted That nothing All right, all right, it's too long. It's too long though nothing stuck in my head for about We were just in the car together me and cam we played he played this song four times back to back He's like no, but you didn't hear the beginning though incorrect you didn't hear the you didn't hear do you hear this lyric there's one part the one part he's like listen to the way he he hates it he hates it and then not only did he play the same
Starting point is 00:21:13 song four times in a row he said listen to the sped up version and he played this i was like cam because i found the sound on ticky tocky sounded great video was good they did a great job i said let me find the real one listen to it it was there's not many things honestly not that good of a song i can't lie it's not but that part is just there's not many things in this world that upset me that pisses me off i hate that song you loving rodents and in other creatures and wanting to make them your what was you just hip thrust was that? This world is primal. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:21:47 You're welcome. Dude, I'm so hungry. I'm about to pass out. You should eat something. We have a plethora of snacks. We do have a lot of snacks here at You Should Know. Great diction. Plethora.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Plethora. Matter of fact... That just brought me back to our spelling days. Uh-oh. Spell squirrel. You want to own one, and I bet you can't even spell squirrel. Look at you. You're nervous.
Starting point is 00:22:14 You can't spell squirrel. I just don't like being put on the spot. I can do it. Spell squirrel. All right, then just be quiet. Give me confidence. Squirrel. All right, with confidence.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Shutting your eyes? Was there a whiteboard? There's too many things alright go all right squirrel simple word SQ you I are e LLE See you don't make me feel You don't make me feel good about myself. What would that be? Squirrely L? We're in Gotham. Arkham City is among us.
Starting point is 00:22:54 There's the straight up destruction going on outside. But back to the squirrel. Spell it again. S-Q-U-I-R-E-L-L-E. There's two L's in squirrel. There's not two E's.. There's not two E's and there's not two L's. Double down wrong. I didn't put the E's together.
Starting point is 00:23:11 You're two by two, you're four times wrong. There's not two L's, there's not two E's. You're acting like I just have to spell things in my everyday life. That's close enough. If you can't spell squirrel, you don't need to have one. Straight up. If you can't spell it, you don't have it, period.
Starting point is 00:23:24 End of story. Which part is wrong? I'm gonna, you don't have it. Period. End of story. What part is wrong? I'm going to... You're pissing me off. I'm dead serious. I'm giving you one more chance. Okay. Squirrel. Squirrel.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Do you think squirrel ends in E-L-L-E? Squirrel. Yeah. Squirrel? Michelle? Same way you say Michelle. Squirrel! Squirrel!
Starting point is 00:23:45 Squirrel? It's the same way you spell... It Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. It's the same way you spell. It ends. It's the same. There's an ending. It's the same way you spell Michelle. It's the same thing. You.
Starting point is 00:23:54 That's why. That's where my brain went. And honestly, we're not editing this out. It's saying, you know, your life needs editing. You need. You need. You need a help book. Just for most things.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Like, back, it's just, it's your. That's the thing that you do, though, that makes me mad. You make me feel dumb about trivial stuff. Because there's no need. I do have an excess amount of useless knowledge. And I'll agree to that. Exactly. There's no need for me to know how to spell squirrel.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Who gives a dick? There's certainly not a need for you to own one. And name it. And domesticate it. But they're they're so nice they're nice have you seen someone feed a squirrel are you hanging out with him there's that one tick tock account and he's adorable he's like squishy squishy and he fades in the nut he fades in the nuts he feeds him the nuts stop it what is your eyes look like a little demon look at him like y'all oh my god there's a rack in the room you think there is a rack y'all think that i'm supposed to let this slide if you want me to let it slide just comment be like give him a break and you know what i'll think about. But just take this back to wherever you're going Monday,
Starting point is 00:25:06 wherever on your way. Squirrel. S-Q-U-I-R-E-L-L-E. Just go and see what someone says to you. Then why would it be spelled different than Michelle? Why would they put it two different ways? Oh, my God. I almost did full-blown rage.
Starting point is 00:25:23 That's a good point. That's a good point. I made a good point. I made a good point. That's a good point. You know what? That's a good point. I made a good point. That is an awful point. If you say that again, I'm striking Dragone. Like a very violent strike. He doesn't deserve that. He doesn't.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Matter of fact, that was rude. Dragone, you don't deserve that. But your father is just... Squirrel. S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L. That's Squirrel. That's the short version. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:25:49 It's abbreviated. Oh my God. There's nothing you could have said that would have pissed me off more than what you just said. That just did it. Okay, I could do one thing to him right now. I swear to God, I could do one thing to him right now, and it would end everything. You would never be able to make fun of me again. Me?
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yes. I can do it. Take off your shoe and show them what your toe looks like you won't be able to say much to me after they'd be like okay you know what? Hey, season three merch. One toe. Next merch drop, we're getting a poster of Cam's toe. One toe, and it's a long story. Honestly, it's a story of laziness. I probably should have had this toenail removed by now, but anyway.
Starting point is 00:26:36 It reeks. It was from an injury. It became bad. It's whatever. It's like if you put baby fur up and butter together. Yeah, whatever. You're just mad that this world is bright. I'm just kidding. Whatever, dude. Yeah, whatever. It's like if you put baby fur up and butter together. Yeah, whatever. You're just mad that this world is bright. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Whatever, dude. Yeah, whatever, dude. Anything else about animals? Squirrel boy? Why'd you just open your eyes like, yeah, let me say something else. Who are you? You crock. It is time to play the game. It's time to play the game
Starting point is 00:27:05 It's time to play the game It was misting down Like Febreze It's all over me Yeah it's in your beard It is straight up In your goatee Straight up
Starting point is 00:27:14 That's You just You know what I don't like Is I was I was talking to somebody I was walking with them And we were talking about Facial hair and stuff
Starting point is 00:27:22 Just cause I'm growing out My facial hair And I was I was saying You know when you Say something but you're expecting a compliment back yeah like fishing for a compliment i did that with my beard because i am not confident in it yes and don't do it and so i said like i was talking about beards and i was like yeah i'm growing mine out this long as it's been but it just doesn't connect and i oh really i was hoping that the other party would have been like nah bro it's good it's good. Bro, it's good.
Starting point is 00:27:45 It'll get there. Just keep working. You know what he said? Yeah, bro, but it doesn't really need to be. I was like, god damn it. It's like, yeah, I mean, these shoes, they're all right. I really wanted another pair, but I still like these. They're like, oh, you should have got the other one.
Starting point is 00:27:58 That's exactly it. That's just, oh, it's tough. All right, I have a would you rather. You have a would you rather? I got a would you rather and have a would you rather i got a would you rather and about to go to the shower and put it all over my power and flowers it's sour i'm about to go to jay crowder's house and then i'm gonna put it on a blouse and then go play with a mouse mouse and then i'm gonna go i'm telling. I can't make it up. Mouses, squirrels, koalas.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I've never met a mice. I've never seen one in person. I've never met a mouse. You've never met a mice? Jesus. All right. Mises. If there's a platoon.
Starting point is 00:28:48 If there's a platoon of mice, you call them mises. No, you don't. I got my mises and my nieces and nephews. Oh! Mises and nieces and nephews. Okay. I got to weed you out of here. Okay, let's see.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Would you rather hate me? First. Yeah. First, exclusive. Episode 38. It's like 38 weeks to think of one. All right. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Why do you look nervous? Like, do you have it or not? What are you, why are you, like, because you literally were just like this. You're like, all right, well, like, he's doing that thing. He said, all right, um, it's like, is this a,
Starting point is 00:29:21 should I be worried? That's the live show exclusive. No one knows about this. Should I be worried? Listen there. So the question, all right, go for it. No, knows about this. Should I be worried? So the question. All right, go for it. No, I'm actually nervous. I don't know how to say this.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Go for it. I'm sweating, dog. I'll help you, I guess. You can't. I always do. Help yourself with your foot first. How about you go get that taken care of? I'll help you and put you in rehab or something of some sort.
Starting point is 00:29:40 You need to show him nothing but animals and how devastating they are and their true habitats try to change his mind okay um all right what do you think you have a better chance of surviving okay easy i will bring straight logic would you rather be trapped in a mall closed doors you can't get out you're trapped in a mall for 24 hours do you think you have a better chance of surviving a gorilla or seven black mambas i think the answer is easy i would agree with you okay what's your answer what do you have a better chance of
Starting point is 00:30:17 surviving the gorilla or the seven black mambas do they just happen to be in there or are they like actively searching they're actively hunting you their job is like mommas easy completely wrong answer that might be the dumbest answer actually that might be the most wrong answer you could have said in that situation you're kidding you are kidding me i will argue this point to my last breath and it is a simple argument you are kidding me i will shut you down listen to me listen to me i'm trying i could i could for sure survive a gorilla no you can't because no you can't listen listen to my explanation you can't see where the black mamambas are at. You don't know. I can know where that gorilla is.
Starting point is 00:31:07 That's where he is. I need to avoid that. He's away from me. He's right there. I could be going to get a sody pop out of a vending machine. Boom, black mamba in your hand. Dead. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:31:16 If your agenda is getting sody pops, it's just called soda. If you're going to a damn machine a machine in the middle of hunting fighting for your life for 24 hours to get a drink gotta hydrate then you already are you suck you're already suck at survival you know how you said you can see the gorilla he can see you back and he is going to end you he is going to end yeah but we are talking about a lowland silverback gorilla that is nothing to play with black mama nothing to play with the fact that there's seven of them that sucks exactly however that gorilla is gonna he's gonna he is going to come after you that gorilla is probably
Starting point is 00:31:59 equivalent to the strength of like i like two like two world-class strongman athletes but listen to me listen to what i got half thor b johnson like him eddie hall that's what a gorilla is okay but you would he would grab you and nothing you could do listen though listen to these two scenarios i'm in h m right i can see why are you shopping you're you're what do you what is your agenda okay i opened the cash register h&m boom black mama right there are you are you checking someone out is it is there a 15 000 more people in the mall if i'm trapped in a mall trying to survive i'm grabbing what's in there i'm grabbing the money if you're looting while trying to survive what you are a it's not looting it's for survival you can buy pack you are You are a simple-minded fool. You are a lunatic.
Starting point is 00:32:46 You are a looting, lunatic loser. If you looting, lunatic loser Larry is who you are. If you are trying to get money in soda when there's beasts, a gorilla. A gorilla. The gorilla can't hide. He's not trying to hide. He's trying to kill you. No, but what if he's going for a stealth attack?
Starting point is 00:33:08 Then he's going to win. No, but he can't because he's big. A black mamba, seven of them. One comes from the ceiling right now. Done for. Done for. I'm going to be constantly moving. You go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:33:19 You go to the bathroom. You sit down to take a potty. Boom, right there. Mamba on the bottom. Hey, if it's for my life, I don't have to pee. I'll hold that forever. I said I was sitting though. Forever. You sit when to take a potty boom right there mamba on the bottom hey if I for my life I don't have to be I'll hold that forever so sitting though forever you sit with your feet What do you talk in the comfort of my own home if I'm lazy you want to be on my phone sure nasty? That's it. I don't I'm not doing it
Starting point is 00:33:38 I'm not doing anything But surviving I'm not eating I'm not drinking not looting. Then you won't make it long. You'll get tired. You won't make it long. You'll get the money. I'm not looting. I'm getting money for survival. To go buy survival packs. Oh, because there's just going to be a cashier. Oh, can't get...
Starting point is 00:33:58 There's a gorilla behind you. I can't give you that, though. That'll be $50. No one else is in there. Can we agree on that? No one else is in the mall. No, it's you and a silver in there. Can we agree on that? No one else is in the mall. No. It's you and a silverback gorilla. Why are you grabbing money? Maybe for a souvenir after I survive.
Starting point is 00:34:14 You suck. Because I can survive the gorilla. I'll survive that easy peasy lemon squeezy. He would literally grab you and rip your arm off of your body like you were playing with a three-year-old. He would grab you like I could grab Dragone. He'd be like this. But he can't grab me if I know where he's at. He can't get to me if I know where he's at.
Starting point is 00:34:37 He can't hide. You can hear boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, coming from a mile away. He's not going to stop. Okay, I can hide. I can run. I can't run from a black mama that i don't know where it's at mama's gonna go you can't hear it you can't see it you don't know
Starting point is 00:34:50 where it's at in my mind all seven of them are in a pack are they in a pack no they're separated they're they're that changes my answer a little bit thank you but thank you i'd still go black mama we're talking about a a literal. I've never seen someone so... This goes back to like Chicken and Lion. Don't do that. Don't do that. This is a gorilla. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:35:10 I've never seen someone so confident in being wrong. Ditto. This is a gorilla. Seven black mambas that you are stealth attacking. You can't... You'll never have peace. Dude. With a gorilla, you'll have peace.
Starting point is 00:35:24 That's what I'm saying. You can't outrun a never have peace. Dude. With a gorilla, you'll have peace. That's what I'm saying. You can't outrun a gorilla because you're hip. First off, what, okay, what are you doing? But second, the gorilla, like, there's no, I'm going to run to the other side of the mall and hide and hope he just gets distracted. You said they're actively coming after you. So answer me this.
Starting point is 00:35:39 What is faster, gorilla, snake? I've never raced them. Okay, you're about to get hit oh gorilla's faster you don't know snakes are you you're kidding me you're in a hundred meter dash all right you sane bolt i've seen fast snakes you're a fast snake you're a snake you're a slimy oh my god you just comment i hope to okay listen i could be in the mall i'm on the carousel boom black mamba you can't do anything in peace why are you on the carousel okay but just say i have free time i don't know but just it's a hypothetical are surviving you are fighting for dear life it's
Starting point is 00:36:20 a hypothetical dude the only shot you have at beating that gorilla is that there's a gun store in the mall and you break it get the gun get the ammo and you that's the only shot i think i'm i'm right in this and the people will agree with me it's it's fine to be wrong you're wrong black mamba is not gonna sit there jump up bite me go 20 30 miles an hour like what are you doing why are you sniffing yourself? Why does it smell bad? Did you bathe? Are you going to wait to do that in the mall, too, and then you're downtime?
Starting point is 00:36:52 Hit the showers? When I get anxious, I secrete an odor. It's like an anxious odor. Odor. Yeah, you're secreting the anxious odor. Are you pissing me off? You're thinking about a gorilla. Are you pissing me off?
Starting point is 00:37:02 We're getting Vukom on the podcast. He's going to podcast grab you and destroy you should we ask voodoo dude a gorilla has no remorse whatsoever it's fine dude whatever like those snakes would just be like kind of chilling i mean i get they're actively coming after you too but dude no come on sorry we can ask voodoo we'll'll ask Vukum. This guy. You suck. This guy. Dude, you suck.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Let's just shake it out. Let's end on a good note. Oh, when we do a live show, it's confirmed that me and Kim are going to wrestle with oils. That's not. That's never been confirmed. Don't believe him for a second. Shake. Pinky shake.
Starting point is 00:37:37 You just talked to me like a damn Labrador. Shake. Shake. Oh, yeah. See you in a second, Vukum. Come here, buddy. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh!
Starting point is 00:37:53 We got Vukom in the studio right now. Vukom. Big Vuk. 11-9, done. No, no, no, no, 11-6. No, I can't. Come on, you're taking all the juice out of it. 11-7, 15. No, you're not me. That's it, let's go. We're not Nickovan Diamond No, I can't. Come on, you're taking all the juice out of me. 11-7-50.
Starting point is 00:38:05 No, you're not me. That's it, let's go. We're not nickel and diming. There's no box. Come on, you have to leave the room. I don't want to. Give me the watch. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:13 150 bucks? You can't make the deal happen. No, it's like all the business we do. You can't come up with $150. God, come on, man. No, you're good. You have to leave the room. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Nope. Oh, my God. Oh, you actually want to close at 11-9? Okay, 11-9, myself. Thank you. Tough, man. All right. It doesn-9? Okay, 11-9, my dog. Thank you. It's tough, man. Alright, I'll let you. Dog doesn't come with it, man.
Starting point is 00:38:29 How much for the dog? Which one do you want us to call you? Bookum, Tyler? Tyler is good. Tyler is good. Can I just say something before we start? We started already. Yeah, it's going.
Starting point is 00:38:38 But why did you fist bump him and not me? That was, I'm not going to lie, that was kind of shitty. I literally looked over to make sure you gave him the same, you didn't the way my no no just keep it there let's enjoy it real quick let's transfer everything the fact that he's going along with it i don't love it i was expecting like so you know he's like he's like just get the hell off oh no i'll tell you one thing though when i went to i don't know what the place was called poppy steak or some shit Mm-hmm. Okay, and the guy tried feeding me and I was taking a video and as he was feeding me I'm like a yo and I stopped the video and I posted on my story All my followers are just ragging on me like yo, you let a grown man, but I didn't I stopped
Starting point is 00:39:18 What was he trying like how did he was it by hand? Was there a fork involved? Bro, it was a gloved hand trying to feed me. That's sick. That's sick. I'm not going to lie. Depending on how good the steak was, might have ate the meat. Bro, yeah. He's lucky my security wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:39:36 So, you've been in Dallas for like a day now. How has your experience in Dallas been so far? All the way from New York. Okay. The flight, you guys don't know? Well, obviously, you do know because of the elevator. You saw me freaking out in the elevator. far, all the way from New York. Okay. The flight, you guys don't know. Well, obviously you do know because of the elevator. You saw me freaking out in the elevator. I have an irrational fear of heights.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Don't know why, but the flight, I was tweaking the whole time. It was like bouncing. And then on the landing, as we were descending, the flight went like, there was some pop like a weird never hear never should be a pop on a plane weird pop
Starting point is 00:40:09 and it was in the center right under my seat oh yeah grab the oxygen I looked at him and I'm like bro he's like I don't know he just hit the prayer
Starting point is 00:40:17 that's all you can do I forgot about it like two seconds later he's just like what the hell is it I have a bad plane experience too this was going to be a story time for another podcast but i'll just say it here in short we're on like not a private
Starting point is 00:40:31 plane but one of those small planes that looks like it holds cargo type type that humans shouldn't be on like there was no you know the the tube that you walk in to get in the plane no tube you just walk up it is a bad point you can see the screws holding the seats how do they secure that real bad bad people are getting on that thing it seems like it was like built in 1985 and they're just like refurbishing it every two years like it's that kind but i was nervous a lot of turbulation going on a lot of clouds it was like in and out cloud so you could see stuff then see nothing no it was my brother's uh first flight ever this was like in and out cloud so you could see stuff then see nothing. It was my brother's first flight ever. This was like my second or third.
Starting point is 00:41:08 So I was still a little nervous. My brother has vertigo. I don't know if you know what that is. Vertigo? Yeah, yeah. So he gets dizzy. He can't really. So I was trying to calm him down.
Starting point is 00:41:19 He got real nervous, real anxious. And I was like, Preston, you got to keep it together. And then at one point he was in a ball, a grown man in a ball a grown man in a ball and I feel bad because that's my brother but uh you're also laughing taking a video yo 100% and so the only option that I could think to help was alcohol yeah but no that sometimes not a good idea yeah it started getting real sick then the vertigo started to kick in for my brother at one point he waved down flight attendant flight attendant came asked if the plane was upside down in all seriousness you could ask me like what do you think is going on you're strapped in like a roller coaster
Starting point is 00:41:59 you're looking out the window and you see the, it's like this, like what are you doing? So you had a troubling flight, a little shaky, a pop. Not a little, a pop, there was shaking, there was a pop, there was a snap crackle pop, not sponsored, and I don't know, four hours also, usually Miami's two, two and a half maybe. But nah, I don't think I'll be back here on the flight. I'll drive, I'll drive before I fly. Absolutely not. I don't think i'll be back here on the flight i'll drive i'll drive absolutely not i don't even want to go back to jersey seriously you guys don't have it i
Starting point is 00:42:29 don't want to go back he's like no driving like yeah dead serious i will rent a car i don't care i'll drive back i couldn't do especially at our stature like i just that's i have like a four hour threshold in a car my hip already got a bad hip hip starts just aching knees it's i gotta get out just give me the plane if there's if there's if it's a rice crispy plane snap crackle pop whatever you know as long as i land it's all right no we'll make bad bad hip is an understatement like we'll be like anywhere every 10 seconds like my hip my hip the fans always is that from being tall no that's from one, literally one injury from basketball. You know it's from one injury.
Starting point is 00:43:07 No, his hips are perfectly fine. He just didn't go for that one. What about your toe? Okay, that's just a bad toe. Yo, I got fucked up toes from jujitsu. Oh, I can. I'm not going to show the camera because I charge for that, but they were fucked. They're like normal toes like this, and the toe is, just like the plane was.
Starting point is 00:43:25 It's twist, both of them, both big toes. And those are your most important toes. They are, that's. The two big toes are the ones you need. He's spitting facts. You gotta have the big toe. We got the toe problem podcast now. He's got it.
Starting point is 00:43:35 He has a point. You gotta have the toe. What good do the other four do? Yep. And everybody's asking me too, because I sold a watch, or I bought a watch from a foot doctor. Okay. And he was like, oh, you know, the price and a free consultation. And he was like, oh, you know, the price and a free consultation. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:43:48 yes, please. And everyone in the comments, yo, Vukom's got athlete's foot, Vukom's got this. And I was like, bro, no, my toes just fuck. Literally. Did you ever had a bad... Hold on, we're just on a whole... Let's explain what you do.
Starting point is 00:44:04 For the people that do not know, who is Vukom, what do you do? Tell us about the TikTok following. I heard you're pretty famous. Almost. So, you're 400,000 now, or 406, but who's counting the exact number, obviously? 406.2, actually.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, I have a little following on TikTok. I started that whole live negotiation trend where, you know, it's two guys. I'm just doing what I do, but I just added a camera. There you go. You know, there's really not much difference between a year and a half ago to now. The only difference is we have Buckley, young Buckley filming. So he's doing a fucking fantastic job.
Starting point is 00:44:42 We got to give it up for Buckley. Yeah, it is. Shout out to Buckley. shout out for the book but so whenever i found you on tiktok you popped up on my for you page one day and i've never really been into watches because i'm uh what's the word broke yeah can't you can't afford a watch g-shocks was my go-to maybe an apple watch especially not that caliber oh no no no so pipe dreams i was just watching and i don't know what it was it was just so like addicting to watch and then i just got in a rabbit hole of just watching your stuff i swear and i literally like no dis like this isn't anything but it's like i was like i just watched nine negotiations it's like and i i will i can't
Starting point is 00:45:22 buy this but i love this and I was like Just kept going I was like bro. This is this is sick. That's a lot of the comments, too They're like, oh, I'll never buy a watch. I'll never be able to afford a watch, but I'm gonna watch everything Yeah, every single one dude. It's awesome It's awesome. Yeah, it's at a point like I Was texting my dad that we're gonna try and have you on the show and he was like, oh I love his shit Like I watch it all the time. I was like, I didn't know you had a tick-tock My friend's grandpa the other day he goes down. He's in the basement his grandpa. That sounded weird Grandpa comes, you know strolling down waddling down the stairs and he's like, oh you see this guy on tick-tock
Starting point is 00:46:00 He's like, that's my boy. Yeah, he texted me right after I'm like, yeah Older demographic they all of them love them all so from the beginning how do you go from working in a diner to selling luxury watches yeah all right well i googled you did that come up on google no just pi yeah okay okay um you know that guy's been following you a couple things i've seen that man he of ours. Oh, that's you guys? Yeah. Okay, I'm not gonna shoot back at you. There we go, there we go. No, but, yeah, no, I've always been like, I guess you would call it a hustler, a grinder,
Starting point is 00:46:35 you know. I don't know, I've always loved money. I don't know what it is, I've always loved making money, and people think that it's a passion, that I have a passion for horology, which why like you know watches in the move I would have thought it was a religion yeah that's yeah some people do or a fear of something yeah like big toes horology 101 yes but I thought I'd agree it's just I really enjoy the the hustle or the grind of just going in there and you know turning five dollars in the six and just doing it on repeat so yeah I was 13 I don't say 13 14 probably probably closer to 13
Starting point is 00:47:13 and I was working a flea market that's when I first got my my first real job and it was only on Saturdays and Sundays it was for a Hasidic guy named Raymond so he would drive from Brooklyn every day to this Jersey flea market and he sold mirrors and like cabinets and heavy shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:32 So what I would do is I would go there at 6.30, 7 a.m. I'd have my dad drive me and my dad's not Buckley by the way. I know I'm breaking the internet by saying that.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Exclusive. It was an ass headline. Oh my God. Buckley not father. my dad would drive me you would drop me off I'd be in this flea market with crackheads ex-cons all walks of life oh no bro you all watch you haven't lived till you worked in a flea market at 14 13 years oh god I can only but yeah so I started that was my first
Starting point is 00:48:04 real job was the flea market and it was for the guy named raymond and i would unload the truck in the morning watch all of his shit during the day and get paid sell shit get paid and then pack it all back up into the truck at not night it was probably like 4 p.m is when when I got out. And then he'd pay me and he'd drive off. And I would do that twice a weekend for probably a year. From there, I went to this guy named Dwayne. Dwayne was a big black guy and still my boy from this day. I'm 14, 15 years old at this point. I walk up to him up to I'm like yo like I see you're
Starting point is 00:48:45 hustling these you know these beats that he was selling beats and iPhones and phone cases and I'm like can I work for you because I didn't want to be lifting shit anymore I was like a one year in 14 years old I'm already fed up my back my backs just given out I need yeah so get up. So he's like, hell yeah, man. Like, whatever. Come through. So he's like, you want to work now? I'm like, fuck, sure.
Starting point is 00:49:10 So he's like, cool. Sits me down. He's like, all right, watch my shit. Just met him. He's like, watch my shit. I'm like, okay. Didn't ask him what he was going to pay me. Didn't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:49:20 So he comes back. And he's like, okay, this is what we're doing here. And he's basically just showing me like how to buy and sell phones. And from that point for, so I was like 17, I was working for him or with him too, because you know, he was teaching, he taught me a lot about how to run a business and how to operate things and go out there and buy an iPhone, sell an iPhone. So that's how I made money when i was younger obviously i worked other jobs because you can't work a real job yeah uh in jersey i think it's
Starting point is 00:49:51 until you're six no yes isn't that the same here i think 16. okay yeah so then my next job was at a day camp i would work at a this this is where it gets nuts like this is like okay tyler's a hustler i was working at a day camp during the day um in the summertime i would work at this this is where it gets nuts like this is like okay tyler's a hustler i was working at a day camp during the day um in the summertime i would work at a day camp uh then i would go to actually that bleep that name out okay that's the company that's the they were an indoor amusement park right and um i worked there from 6 p.m to 11 p.m so i would go to the camp and worked there from 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. So I would go to the camp and work there from, I think it was 8 until 4.30. Then I would go from 6 to 11 and work at this indoor amusement park.
Starting point is 00:50:38 I'm not saying your name. And then on the weekends, I would go to the flea market and work with Dwayne. So at that point, I was 16 years old. Just grinding.'s insane right up that's dope you know I don't know why I don't I really don't know why I wanted money so bad but you know I didn't grow up poor right usually like that I feel like that would be the effect of someone who grew up poor they would want to to really get their money yeah like switch up get switch up, get a different life, have a different life. I didn't grow up rich though. Like I grew up just regular middle class. Um, so that's, that's my story. And then after that summer, that was the summer going into my senior year of high school. So after that summer, I got a job as one of the camp
Starting point is 00:51:22 kids that I had loved me so he had his mom contact me and she wanted me to babysit him so I was babysitting this little shit babysitting this kid from I would get out of school I could drive at this point I would get out of school I would drive over to to his house he was probably ten minutes away from my high school and I would drive over to his house babysit the kid for like three hours. After that, I would head over to a diner where I worked at. Not going to mention the name.
Starting point is 00:51:51 No free clout today. There you go. It was in Marlboro, New Jersey. Okay. And I worked at the diner. And from there, actually, I liked them there. The Marlboro Diner is what it's called. Shout out to y'all.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Yeah, no, you guys can leave that in. If you're in Marlboro, New Jersey, they'relboro diner is what it's called. Shout to y'all. Yeah, no that you guys leave that in if you're in Marlboro New Jersey, they're a great diner Now it's next to it's next to like a motel where they just sell massive amounts of coke nice And you know you get the fucking freaks walking in and out. Yeah, can I get a burger? Yeah? You're like all right guy You're just vibing and you're working with crackheads, which is you know, oh, this is a good story. Actually. I can't tell this story Okay, girl
Starting point is 00:52:32 I'm trying to think can I tell it? No, I can't but yeah, so I was working with you know guys who were doing drugs and shit and From that in the flea market is just you see like all walks of life. Yeah young age. It's pretty cool So you kind of get good experience? So I was doing the babysitting head head over to the diner and then from the diner I would get home probably around 11 p.m. Again same as it was And then the markets on the weekends, but the flea markets when I was a senior in high school I was doing my own thing so my phone's anymore. I
Starting point is 00:53:02 Think I did a little bit in the in the beginning of senior year but it was more so I would go around and buy clothes for like 10 cents 10 cents apiece and I'd buy hundreds of them and I'd bring them into the flea market in my dad's truck in the Jeep and yeah I would bring him in the trunk of the Jeep I'd get a table I a table. I'd put like a nice little cloth on that shitty fucking table in the flea market. And I would just lay them out. I'd make it look as shitty as possible because people think that they're getting a bargain. Right. And I would scream all day.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Dollar clothes, dollar clothes, $1, T-shirts, there's socks, there's shorts, sweatpants, whatever. There was all different types of clothes there. So, you know, that was, I was literally turning 10 cents into a dollar at that point. Dude, and that, see, that right there is what people like, so many of like the younger generation now think they have to go straight to like making $200 a sale, $500. I'm like, dude, you don't even know, like this man just said he was getting 900 profit margins yeah he's spending a dime getting a dollar and you think like you have to go straight to making a thousand on a single sale i'm like that's like that right there that's genius and that's just work ethic and literally nose down grinding that was helping me pay because
Starting point is 00:54:20 at that point uh i got a h got a Honda Honda Civic dude shout out civics yes civics are what we could leave that in there not sponsored but civics are fucking dope but yeah no so you know I bought a civ I didn't buy it I had to lease it under my mom's name so it was paying for the civic because my mom was paying for like on paper and I would just give her the cash every month plus the insurance so dude from actually no at that point my mom might have covered the insurance but i was going to pay for the the lease itself which was probably 250 a month or 220 plus gas and i would use that to get back and forth to work so from shorts shirts socks like that's
Starting point is 00:55:00 that's what's insane that's what people don't understand. Like, bro, you, if you really have it in you, you'll find anything to do to do it like that. And that's how I know, like, this man is grinding till two jobs till 11 PM. Dude, I was playing Call of Duty. Like when at that age, I was just like, I'd get out of school. I'd go play a good time in high school though. Yeah. So back to your, to the business that you're in now, I know it's a raging question is what is a Vukom? Where did you get a Vukom from? What is a Vukom? I love that question. So I was 19 years old. Okay. And I had to think of a new name for this business. So I sat down on a laptop, drunk. go no seriously this is how I had to do it I had to be creative so I sat down at a laptop by myself in an office that I was paying for and 19 years old high overhead I was an idiot so I had to
Starting point is 00:55:56 think of a new name so I'm sitting down like thinking of random words the purpose of this is I didn't want when you google Vukom Back then nothing was coming up. Mm-hmm, right? So I said I want to get something I want to get a name that Nothing's gonna just me a high high SEO high search engine optimization. Yep There's one Vukom and it's gonna be me exactly you could you know, you could look up some Random watch company. It's like oh You know flipping time yeah somebody if somebody's called flipping time i'm sure there is i'm sure there is but yeah like if you if you looked it up nobody knows what that is um genius again yeah so i just you know i sat down and i'm just looking shit up and
Starting point is 00:56:47 you know one random word i'm not using a random word generator but that's what i was gonna ask so no this was all out of the nugget yeah so it was you know just type it in something came up like fuck something else something came up and then i'm just like voodoo and i'm like voocum and i'm like where did that come from type it in nothing's coming up nothing so i'm like that's like that's sick yeah that's crazy though like just voocum like i okay sounds good though it's no it. It sounds real. It is now obviously, but even just Vukom, it sounds like a thing. Does that make sense? Can you make a definition of Vukom on the show right now? Make a definition of Vukom. Off the top. Off the dome. Off the dome.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Watch flipping. There you go. There you go. Vukom. Webster's will be hitting you up. Yeah. Hold on. Can someone make a definition of Vukom for me, please? Anybody? There you go what voocum so websters will be we'll be hitting you up yeah can someone hold on can someone make a definition of voocum for me please like anybody there you go please that's your job please make it happen so when did you get the idea to do what your daily job was flipping watches that's what you were doing when When did you get the idea? Oh, yeah. We had to transition into that. It didn't just happen. Okay. So, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:10 This is a new story in its own. So, you know, senior year, I'm doing three different things at once, right? And the year is approaching to an end fast. I'm applying for colleges because, you know, my parents, they really wanted me to go to college. I was going to be the first person in my family to graduate college. I was going to be the first person in my family to graduate college. But, um, so I'm applying to colleges. I get accepted to probably like two or three out of five of them that I applied to. Um, I ended up going to this place called Stockton university. But before I get there, we have summertime. And I was like, you know, I'm really, as we're approaching the summer, I'm like, I don't really want to go to college. I do not want to go to college.
Starting point is 00:58:52 I do not want to work for somebody. I do not want, I just didn't want to. You know, no hate on people who do. It's just, I can't do it. I cannot sit at a desk in an office and smile at people I don't like. And I don't like and the small office talk is just like and watch everything you say and all this shit so I it just wasn't for me so I ended up you know I hit up Buckley's dad at the time it was
Starting point is 00:59:20 I should probably like get into how I met him first yeah so how did who is Buckley and how'd you meet him? Cause he's one of the, like, he's a fan favorite. Yeah, of course. Everybody loves Buckley. Yeah. Who is he and how'd you meet him? So that's John Buckley of Tuscany Rose.
Starting point is 00:59:34 And he is a watch trading company as well. He mainly focuses on parts though. So watch parts, dials, bezels, bracelets, that type of stuff. A dial is basically just a face of a watch for anybody who doesn't know. So that is what he's done for the past 25 years, something like that before I was born. Yeah. Very, very, very. Goated.
Starting point is 00:59:55 He is the top dog in the industry as far as knowledge goes. That's awesome. But yeah, so I'm trying to think. I met James Buckley. James Buckley is the son of trying to think. I met James Buckley. James Buckley is the son of John Buckley. I met James Buckley. I was taking a shit. Seriously, this is a story.
Starting point is 01:00:11 I was seven or eight years old. I was taking a shit in elementary school. And I'm taking a shit. And I guess I forgot to lock the fucking stall door because some motherfucker just comes walking in. James Buckley. Yeah. And I'm just taking a shit. door because some motherfucker just comes walking in and he's James Buckley
Starting point is 01:00:35 and I'm just taking shit so he just turns around and like that was weird so then finish finish wiping my ass and you know yeah he had to make sure that that everyone know that he finished i did wipe my ass contrary to popular belief no the rumors are spreading but yeah so wipe my ass wash my hands obviously and i leave didn't see the kid again for probably two or three days and then i'm just like oh you walked in on me taking a shit and he's like yeah and I'm like cool and then we somehow became friends obviously I was eight so or seven my memory is just foggy um but yeah so then started hanging out with him on play dates they would call them yeah I had a lot of those play dates it was a great time I remember going over to his house right the first time and you know we're hanging out we're playing video
Starting point is 01:01:20 games we're hanging out whatever and you know his mom, Josephine, is very, very, very nice, and she started making me chicken tenders and mac and cheese. I don't know why, but it was lit. And I was in my glory, I was having a blast. And I was saying thank you, and I guess I was really polite because when my parents came to pick me up, she was like, oh, your son is so polite, whatever. And then my parents and Josephine started talking, And then I guess John came home from work. Uh,
Starting point is 01:01:49 and then they just became friends. So from there, that's how I met James Buckley. And that's how I met John Buckley too. Okay. Yeah. And then obviously, you know, the years go on and they're family friends at this point. So yeah. How impactful was buckley to your career now oh extremely yeah yeah very very impactful um obviously without him i wouldn't be doing watches at all uh i know i'd be doing something yeah that didn't involve working for anyone i knew i know i would i'd be doing you know a social media marketing agency which i could get into that that was a failed business of mine when i was 18 or 19 years old um but yeah without buckley there would be no voogum so big shout out to buckley so how so what what was the like when did it become instead of buckley
Starting point is 01:02:37 just being in your corner helping you guidance and stuff when did it switch to watches like when did you express that like you know i can jump back to the story so college is fast approaching i get accepted i say yes to stockton university like i'm some basketball player i accept this scholarship yeah so uh summer is approaching it's probably around may or june and school in jersey doesn't end until june 15th June 20th, like that. So I'm like, yo, Buck, I'm like, we got to do something here. I'm not feeling school. I know I don't want to go to school. And I know that, you know, I know you're a successful entrepreneur and I want to just come shadow you, come work for you.
Starting point is 01:03:17 And he's like, sure. Hell yeah. So I started going to the city with him during that summer. At first, it's a lot of, you know, go get a coffee, go get us a coffee, go get us this food, go take this watch and bring it to this guy, go grab money from that guy, bring it to me, go pick up a check, go drop a check off in the bank, whatever. And then towards the end of the summer, he would give me a watch. And I always mention this $1,900 ladies Datejust watch because this is the first watch I ever
Starting point is 01:03:43 made money on. He gives me a $1,900 ladies Datejust watch because this is the first watch I ever made money on he gives me a $1,900 Ladies Datejust a steel ladies Datejust and he's like get me 1900 I don't care what you sell for go sell it for more. So my cool take the watch I go one exchange an exchange is Just one big building with probably 20 different businesses inside and they're all watch dealers or jewelers okay diamond dealers so I walk up to one guy hey the next guy next guy and you know just went down the line silly nobody wanted it next
Starting point is 01:04:20 building and there is I don't know how many different buildings on the street 47th Street so you know finally I hit somebody and I'm like yo give me you know $2,100 for this thing he's like no I'll give you 18 and then we just you know negotiated obviously and we got to 1950 so he gave me 1950 bring it back to Buckley and I'm like this is what I got he's like okay i told you you know 1900 you keep your 50. okay cool next watch uh um a president head a president a president 1803 president head i just remember now it's just i just remember this okay but let's do it that was the second watch i sold he's like get me six grand i'm like cool walking around the street do the exact same process sell it make 200 bucks, sell it, make 200 bucks.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Sell it for 6,200, make 200 bucks. I'm like, yeah, I'll watch you. Yeah. And then... This is real. Yeah, it was real. And then the summer ended. Just like that. I'm like, fuck.
Starting point is 01:05:15 So I remember going to dinner with him and Little Buckley, and I'm like, yeah, I know I'm dropping out. I'm going for a three-week vacation. And I'm going for a semester for a vacation. I don't even know why I'm still going. He's like, yeah, listen know I'm dropping out. I'm going for a three-week vacation. I'm going for a semester for a vacation. I don't even know why I'm still going. He's like, yeah, listen, the college isn't for everybody, but we're always here if you want to come back. So I went to college, had a great time for three weeks.
Starting point is 01:05:35 I walked down to the front desk. I'm like, yo, I want to drop out. They're like, oh, God, are you serious? They're like, oh, what's wrong? They're panicking. I'm like, bro, I want to drop out. I don't want to be here. They're like, what's wrong they're panicking i'm like bro i want to drop out i don't want to be here okay fine go to this place i'm like fine i go i want to drop out okay you owe four or five thousand i don't know forty five hundred we'll call it on your student loan
Starting point is 01:05:57 how are you paying it do you want to take payments every month i'm like no here give my debit card boom pay it wiped clean that was all my money i had at the time so i was like fuck so then i called my mom up i'm like yo i just dropped out she's like what i'm like i'm like yo i just dropped out she's like get the fuck out of here and then i heard i heard my dad oh is that todd and my mom's like yeah he just dropped out of school and my dad's going fucking berserk and i'm like oh fuck i don't want to go home yeah can't go home so they picked me up and the car ride back was very silent i bet i was like oh god just looking out the window just yeah
Starting point is 01:06:37 i like that building yeah so we get home and obviously after a couple days they just accepted it and you know they were they were you know, never doubtful of what I was going to do. They were very supportive of, you know, like, okay, I get it. So that's the story of how I got out of college. And then from there, you know, it's probably around November time, I try to go back into the city with Buckley. And I'm just, for some reason, I'm just not feeling it it was just it's a lot of nose and you know you get turned down all day long it's like fuck like maybe it maybe this
Starting point is 01:07:12 isn't for me let me go try this so I leave I go try something else go try something else and I'm still kind of dabbling in the watches and jewelry like very very minor not you know you're not making you know thousand dollars a month but maybe like 500 bucks a month or 200 bucks on a like just for this or whatever so at this point some guy tried recruiting me for some multi-level marketing scheme not gonna name it I'm doing that I'm delivering pizzas at night making probably like a hundred bucks a night with that that was decent like just to keep me afloat pay my gas and shit and my car bill but yeah, so that happened and then
Starting point is 01:07:54 Think oh and then I got a real job like where you have to dress up Probably around March. I want to say March. We have to dress up So I learned a lot of shit. It was a cold calling agent. It was a marketing agency, yeah. And I ended up, for some reason, I had some sick fuck talent of just cold calling. And I became number two in the whole company.
Starting point is 01:08:16 I got promoted within two months. All these older heads were hating on me because they were working there for pennies. Yeah, 20 years and they can't even, you just walk right in. Yeah, that is. There were people there 10 years, 5 years, 20 years and they can't even, you just walk right in. No, yeah, that is. There were people there 10 years, five years, 15 years,
Starting point is 01:08:27 and they're still working the same position that I just got promoted from. Damn. So they're like, look at this little 19 or 18 year old shithead that just walked up in here. You're psyched. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:36 And then from there, I was like, okay, I have this talent of cold calling, you know, fuck working for someone. I am going to try to do this on my own. I'm going to open up a social media marketing agency. Well, that was short lived. I did that. I was really, really good at getting sales. Like I was a sicko. I'm like,
Starting point is 01:08:58 on the phone, I set the in-person meeting so I could show them what I can do for them. I would show them my results because I was doing it for some real estate agents at the time and you know The results I was getting a lot of leads, but I guess they weren't quality leads So clients just started dropping off dropping off Okay, and then you know what it didn't it never really fully failed It just got very slow and I'm just like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's try watches again And then i call buck live i'm like yo i'm committed here we're doing this like i am not going to stop until i
Starting point is 01:09:29 make breach doing this and then we start and that's yeah that was probably three years ago that that i had that conversation with him like yo i'm coming back okay when did you decide to make the decision to do the live negotiations on tikt When did you make that? Okay. So the whole business is very, you know, very sketchy. Not sketchy, but I don't want to make it sound like that. But either these guys don't want their faces on camera for obvious reasons or, you know, some other people don't want for, you know, just for safety reasons.
Starting point is 01:10:03 You know, there's a whole lot of a lot of shit that goes into it but um i just i started filming picture uh videos of watches i'd take the watch like this and i'd film it and i'd be like pov you're you're buying this watch for your sister for for 9500 dollars and i would take another watch pov you're buying this and they were just POV videos of just nine second clips of a watch Just like this. Okay, and I was like POV and I would make like outrageous statements Yeah, you're buying this after your sister fucking beat the shit out of you And you want to apologize? Yeah, some stupid shit and you know that got me probably like a thousand followers and then from there I'm like, okay
Starting point is 01:10:42 How can we make this better started doing like these short clips with music in the background that hype music like 15 second clips of just my day so it'd be like me driving a car and then like me in the city walking and then you know a watch and a watch and a fist bump and then that would be it yeah those did okay and that got me probably to four or five thousand followers and then i'm like how could we really make this interesting just next level i was like what are we doing every day that we could just you know add a camera to and i'm just like let's film one of my negotiations so i remember buying the first one i ever did. I was buying a white aftermarket dial day trust, two-tone day trust. And Buckley's like, all right, let's do it.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Well, James, and he just starts filming. And that was the first video that one probably got. Well, it actually got taken down first. For what? Illegal activities and illegal goods. Was it on TikTok? They got taken down? Yeah, see, TikTok does that.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Yeah. Well, actually tick-tock does that? Yeah so yeah, well actually somebody commented some shit and I used to go back and forth with the comments because I didn't know that they had that much power they could just click a Button and like report this is like if you have smaller audience if you if you're a bigger account that won't work Yeah, I learned that because now I go back But yeah, if you have like 10,000 20,000 followers All they have to do is just click they get like five of their friends to report one video that video is gone yeah i got back though uh so yeah
Starting point is 01:12:11 it started blowing up i posted at probably 8 p.m and by 11 p.m i think it had like 50 000 views at that time i was like oh i'm famous yeah so we made it and then that one ended up getting to like 1.5 mil or two mil fuck so then i just okay that worked. Yeah, so let's do it again Yeah, rinse repeat again do it again do it again. And like I said, we're doing this shit Anyway, you might as well just film it fuck it. So did you so did you have the same amount of volume? Before the camera or like once you started putting it on tick tock did Like opportunities and more negotiations like started presenting himself? Yeah, so a lot of the business is done online
Starting point is 01:12:50 and it involves shipping. So it's mostly over FaceTime calls, mostly over, well for us at least, because we're remote. We go into the city once or twice, maybe twice, maybe, but usually once a week. And you know, it's, it's just not going to lie. I just completely lost my train of thought. I love it.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Um, what was the question again? So did TikTok bring you more? Oh, that was it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So like I said, once you started posting, it's all through Facebook groups and, and, uh, WhatsApp groups, it's all online. It's all through Facebook groups and WhatsApp groups, Telegram, like that.
Starting point is 01:13:28 And that's how I was doing business. And then when I would go to the city, I would sell shit to the same 5, 10, 20 people. No, not 20, 15. Same people pretty much every time you're selling watches to. But I was really just buying them online. Once in a while, I'd buy in the city. But once I started posting people wanted to be in videos more so I guess in order to be in a
Starting point is 01:13:49 video they would have to do a deal with me so they would have to say yes yeah that leverages there you go yeah and they would always make it interesting which was awesome it was like a natural thing they knew like that that to get views there had to be a back and forth it can't just be like here's what deck okay yeah in video yeah we just go back and forth and they're they're all great on 47th Street They're all they all Got it. They all understood task at hand And you know, that's dope one of my boys Mike on the street
Starting point is 01:14:19 He'll he'll be walking people recognize him from my videos and he then he then other people in his exchange started like noticing like guys would come in like oh you're the guy and okay and then they would be like yo they would hit me up like yo like can we do a video but yeah sure and do it with them and then it just snowballed but that's the thing so since you're i guess clout i guess that's the word we use since your clout has gone up from tix like everybody knows you as the luxury watch dealer has that brought a security issue because i'm assuming that if everybody in new york or new jersey everybody knows who you are and what you do i would be kind of like yeah well we always had security before this uh as far as in the on 47th street okay but uh now yes we do have armed guards with us when we're traveling in. We don't even carry
Starting point is 01:15:06 shit with us. We have no inventory with us. It's just that I guess maybe people think that we might have a watch on. Like right now, I'm wearing this absolute dog shit Datejust. And it's only because I'm on here. No, it's only because I'm on the podcast
Starting point is 01:15:23 that I wore a watch. Everyone knows I do not wear watches. You know, if I'm out, I don't want someone coming up to me like, go on, I love that watch. You're the watch guy. You know, I want people to know that I don't wear watches. If you want to rob me, you're robbing my $100 Hulu Lemon. These things are fire, though. I'll connect them.
Starting point is 01:15:41 These things, Hulu Lemon, bro, you guys are doing something right. Imagine getting robbed for your britches. Like're just walking around naked drop them nah but um you know i feel like anybody who's been watching and they want to rob they they know that there's nothing to rob and that it's actually more of a risk for themselves if you get if you get what i'm saying yes yeah so try it if you want to yeah yeah but don't but don't yeah please don't i mean yeah that's that's awesome i got this just popped up i was watching i'm scared of buckley a little bit really he seems like an angel of a dude i've always been like such a nice guy i saw one negotiation it wasn't a negotiation this kid came in with like i think it was an ap and it was fake no it was not
Starting point is 01:16:27 even that some dude it was a y'all doing a negotiation and it was he said something about fake money oh and he dropped the prop yeah it was a problem he said fuck out of here no prop money over here and i saw buckley turn up like that and i was like oh yeah I'm scared that guy so that yeah that guy I don't know what the fuck he was thinking that was a stupid thing to say to Buckley yeah you know that's gonna set him off yeah I didn't know we had money on him either I don't know if you've seen the video it was Tommy literally do negotiations ever get too heated to where you don't post them yeah you have to like cut the camera yeah and like i said a lot of the business that we're doing these guys don't want to be on
Starting point is 01:17:11 camera so you know you're only seeing a small percentage of deals really being done so sometimes you get these fucking idiots in my comments that are like oh how could you live off selling that one watch to that one person and I'm like it's like come on I'm just like yeah you're right it's a how about we how about we think use this yeah well yeah so yeah dude so do you okay so another weird question we're gonna switch from the heated negotiation parts okay if you had to tell so say say someone's watching this, they don't want to watch, and like you said, you don't wear them personally. But if you could recommend a style of watch or even for someone's first watch, silver, gold, whatever it might be,
Starting point is 01:17:58 what for you would be like, this is just a good staple watch to start your collection that you could just wear? That's the watch. This is a 16-013 Datejust. It's a quick set two-tone Datejust with a plastic crystal. I would suggest this or a 16-014, which is the steel version of this. It's all steel. Those are the two watches I would recommend for someone who's looking to buy their first watch. Price points under $5,500,500 under 5,000. Um, I think they're great watches. I just say, listen, get a 16, two, three, three date just, which is just a newer version of that one or get a 16 Oh one, three date. Just if you like two tone, if you don't like two tone, I don't like two tone shit. I don't like it. I don't know why. So I wear a steel. Um, if you want a steel watch,
Starting point is 01:18:40 you get a 16, two, three, four, or that's the newer version of the 16 Oh one four. It probably sounds like I'm speaking in fucking I feel like I'm in there video like they're like they're coding right now they're open new tab and they're looking up like what the fuck's going on how is the how's the fame been how many times you get stopped well if you call it fame but oh you're famous well last night was a little weird my boy Nick tell this story? Yeah, we're going out. I went out with my boy Nick over there and Peyton, and then we met some DJs. He started bringing us around everywhere.
Starting point is 01:19:09 So that was cool. And then he has security. He hires private security for us. I'm like, oh, shit, I like this guy. So, yeah, we're walking around from bar to bar, and it's like, oh, hello, you're the watch guy. Let me get a picture. I'm like, my ego is just getting more and more inflated.
Starting point is 01:19:23 I'm like, yeah, yeah. I like Texas. I like it. I like Texas. I more inflated right i'm like yeah yeah i like i like texas i like it i'm gonna stay here um but yeah i don't know it's pretty cool in jersey it's the same thing uh you know i'll go out to the bars and people will be stopping me like yo where's your watch i'm like are you fucking stupid get the fuck away from me before i pepper spray you and i will pepper spray someone like there we go i know to watch on it when someone's when i see someone walking up on me too hot, like you're a millisecond away from fucking flailing around.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Burn. Watch it. But one more step. Take that last step. Bro. Yeah. How do you feel? Because I don't know if this is a fair thing to say.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are the face of watch negotiations on TikTok. Is that fair to say? Yes. Buckley and I. How do you feel about this new community of TikTok watch resellers? Yeah. I've mixed opinions. I have, you know, I'm glad that I inspired people to go out there and try and sell watches. I think that's awesome and you know if you want to go try to make money flipping watches go out there be my guest you know but I don't know I don't like I don't like the people copying my video
Starting point is 01:20:34 style you know it's like you could do it you're not gonna ever catch up yeah but you know it's just like I guess it's annoying I don't know they say what's that saying what's the thing you copy someone it's just like, I guess it's annoying. I don't know. They say, what's that saying? What's the thing where you copy someone, it's the most sincere form of fucking flattery? Oh, flattery. That sounded good. Yeah, no, I don't agree with that. Don't copy my shit. Don't copy my fucking shit.
Starting point is 01:20:58 No, you know, there's some fucking guy on TikTok too. Oh, yeah, let me hear it. He's like, oh, this is the day in the life of a watch dealer in New York City it's like that's my fucking yeah you're like you're like that's me I do business with you don't do that yeah so yeah that's gotta be Erky like yeah oh I kick him out of my groups I put him back in just to fuck with him because I have I have a lot of groups now I started off the Facebook group Buckley and I started it. What the hell was that?
Starting point is 01:21:27 Yeah, it's Armageddon. Okay. He's over here clutching on the fucking iron. So, yeah, no. But, yeah. I started with Buckley. He's over here laughing. Like it's a joke.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Yeah, I started a group with Buckley. Back when I first started selling watches, we started a group. I'm like, yo, let's start a watch trading group. He's like, no, that's never going to work. There's fucking thousands of them. I'm like, we're doing it. He's like, all right. So I started off Facebook, and I make the group, and I had my guys.
Starting point is 01:21:59 He had his guys. Within a week, we had like 500 members. It was popping. Everyone loved it, I guess because of the name um but it was popping off and from there it was just you know just build up build up build up then maybe a year and a half later we started a whatsapp group for only vetted guys vetted as in like you have a tax id this is your full-time business watch trading um you know so those guys are in the whatsapp group and the whats group is fucking pop. Shout out to the WhatsApp group. Shout out to the WhatsApp group. Uh, we also started a telegram group and we started this thing back two months ago. We have, I
Starting point is 01:22:36 gotta check cause I don't even know. We got like a lot of members, 1200 maybe. Damn. Jeez. Yeah. We have 1200 and that's going to be linked in the bio. If y'all want to join that, it's going to be linked right here. 1,217 members. That's a lot of business. Here's the purpose of the Telegram group. So, you know, our DMs are just getting flooded. Y'all, how do I go and buy a watch?
Starting point is 01:22:55 Can I come work for you? You know, can I get an internship? I will up and leave my family in Europe heartbeat if you say you're up take I will take my last dollar and and get a flight to New York and be homeless to seriously I'm gonna go through my dms that's wild so you have those people right you also have the people that are like hey I'm looking for this watch this particular. I don't have it. Buckley doesn't have it. You can't keep every watch in the world on hand, right?
Starting point is 01:23:34 We would source that particular watch from the same people that we put into this Telegram group, the same known dealers that have been doing this for just as long, some of them just as long as Buckley. So we put everyone into this group, right? We added our dealers in, and we just put the link in our body. Like, listen, if you, if you want to learn how to do this, if you want to learn how to flip watches, click the link, click the link. Stop DMing me. I'm not going to see you and explain to you obviously how to flip watches.
Starting point is 01:23:57 I wish I could. If you want me to, it's $20 a month. Cancel any time. Click the link. Just click the link and pay the $20 a month. Right. Cancel any time. Click the link. Just click the link and pay the $20. The best is the people that are like, yo, like I said, I'll up and move my whole family. It's like, how much is that going to cost you? $10,000?
Starting point is 01:24:16 Yeah. $20,000? Just pay $20. Yeah. And see if this is even for you. Learn it. Yeah. Because you don't even know.
Starting point is 01:24:22 That's like some of your passion. I appreciate the blind faith, but it's like, pump the brakes a little bit, buddy. These people think I'm making like $10 million a month profit. I don't know why they think that. I'm not, obviously. I wouldn't be dressed like this.
Starting point is 01:24:35 I have a question. Shout out to Lulu, though. I have a personal question that you don't have to answer. Wait, wait. Can I show my vans? Yeah, actually, please. These are my vans, okay?
Starting point is 01:24:45 Those have been through war. Those look like... These things have seen some shit. Do those look like $10 million a month vans? Do these look like $10 million a month vans? No, they're not. What is the... You don't have to answer this, and we can cut this question out.
Starting point is 01:24:59 Off of what you're doing, what's the most you've made in a month? Yeah, let's cut that one out. I'll tell you guys though. Okay. Shit! Shit! And then off the telegram group we have, I could add that in.
Starting point is 01:25:20 Shit! Shit! So what is the most, either profit you've made off a single negotiation or what was the most expensive watch you sold? I'll go based on profit. Okay. I made one watch. But the reason I always bring this one up,
Starting point is 01:25:38 because, again, you could always go buy a $90,000 watch and sell it for $90,000 watch and sell it for you know 98 but I like this one because I paid 17,000 ish for it sold it for I don't know like something like that it was some crazy shit like that um and yeah that was just the most memorable one because it was just the margin like the percentage wise it's, I'm sorry. It's a horrid night. No, we got critters in here. What the hell was that?
Starting point is 01:26:09 They're my friends. We have an arachnid up here, too. That's Jim. The arachnid. The what? The arachnid right there at the top. Right? You see it?
Starting point is 01:26:16 It's Jim. We just saw that. Yeah, I'm freaking out. No, yeah, we're... He waved. We like to have critters around here. Yeah, no, the fly, if you can just kill him. I mean, you're not the Kung Fu Kid,
Starting point is 01:26:27 but... Do you have any chopsticks? Yeah, I was about to say, just grab him straight out of there. We had a period in the studio. Dude, it was like two episodes back to back. I'm going to go on a limb and say it was the same fly.
Starting point is 01:26:38 Like, he was just torturing us at this point. He was an asshole, and I don't know what his motive was, but it was really annoying. So the YSK budget doesn't allow exterminators? Doesn't include, yeah, no exterminators, nothing. Yeah, it's awful. I actually like, well, because I'm, well.
Starting point is 01:26:52 I thought you were about to say you like flies. I was going to hit you. I was going to run. I was going to swim. Well, you know what? Appreciate y'all. Earlier in the podcast, before you got here, I did talk about my love for squirrels.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Oh, yeah, you did. You did. I would like to my love for squirrels. Oh I would like to have I would like to have a pet squirrel What like please just please I'm I'm not gonna be biased. What are your thoughts on that? Just true thoughts a pet squirrel. Yeah well, I Know that their bites hurt. Don't ask me how to say, how do you know? It's not like getting bit by a cat or a dog. Like they're going for blood. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:28 It is bad. They latch on and they shake. So I would be careful. Yeah, but I would name him Peter and we would have a relationship. I like that. If you were to raise him from birth, you know, and milk him, I think. Or her. And it. And almond milk.
Starting point is 01:27:47 Or that. Or it. Almond milk? Because you know they like nuts already? Come on, squirrel. You got to know your squirrels. Come on. But yeah, so I think that if you raised it from birth, I think you'd be okay.
Starting point is 01:27:56 Probably. Well, earlier I got killed for, I said I had a deep connection with a squirrel that I met on a tree. We looked at each other. It was something there. I'm telling you. You said you hadn't felt that stare in a while. You deserve it. That makes it sound like I'm out here doing weird stuff.
Starting point is 01:28:10 I just felt something nice with the squirrels. Yeah, with the squirrels. I need honesty on this question. This is a question that, no, like real honesty. Here we go. I'm a big Dave Portnoy guy. Huge Dave Portnoy guy. Love El Presidente. Shout out to you, Dave. Love his videos. Huge Dave Portnoy guy. Love El Presidente.
Starting point is 01:28:25 Shout out to you, Dave. Love his videos. The pizza videos, the best. Great. Now, in the watch community, there's been a lot of hatred spewing at Dave recently because he started a watch company called, I think it's called Brick Watch Company.
Starting point is 01:28:37 And a lot of people have been saying, ah, you're scamming people. You're selling a cheap watch for expensive numbers. Simply because of the name. How do you feel about Dave Portnoy's new watch company? saying, ah, you're scamming people. You're selling a cheap watch for expensive numbers. Because the name. How do you feel about Dave Portnoy's new watch company, honestly? Honestly, I don't know enough about it to even know. Oh! I swear to God.
Starting point is 01:28:57 I don't look. I don't care. There you go. So it's like, business-wise, cool, I guess. I've seen people talk about it, but I kind of just scroll past it. Okay. You couldn't even be bothered by it? No, literally.
Starting point is 01:29:12 It's like, could care less. I feel a follow-up question coming over here. I have a video that brings out all the intricacies of the watch. Okay. I'm thinking about playing it and then having you think how you feel about the watch company. Like a live reaction. Like a live reaction I got a reaction Go for it. Let's hear in the meantime. I'm hit you with a little a three-part little New York little New York question, okay?
Starting point is 01:29:37 Do you like? the chopped cheese the chopped cheese I don't like that all that shit that they put in it like the fucking onions and shit Like why why you fucking I'm an onion guy. I love I love me a bacon egg and cheese salt pepper ketchup on a roll lightly toasted Sausage egg and cheese on a roll fire pepper catch up lightly toasted Salt pepper ketchup lightly toasted on a roll lightly toasted You guys ever been to AC? AC Atlantic City? No
Starting point is 01:30:05 Alright When you guys come to Jersey We'll show you a good time in Atlantic City Oh I know what it is But I haven't been Isn't there casinos? Oh yeah See that's where I tap out
Starting point is 01:30:18 Yeah we'll show you that later Well the casinos isn't the fun part Oh yeah We'll get into it They got games? Second one? Oh my god this guy, yeah. We'll get into it. But they got games. Second one. Oh, my God. This guy.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Something like that. Yeah, yeah. They're games, right? They got games. Second one. What's your music? What's your music vibe? What do you listen to?
Starting point is 01:30:34 You hop in the car. What are you playing? Lately, been bumping a lot of, you know, RIP. Seriously, I don't want to call him the GOAT. Because, you know, there's better people than him. But Pop Smoke, when he died, bro. I was just want to call him the goat, because, you know, there's better people than him, but Pop Smoke, when he died, bro, I was just about to ask you. I felt that one.
Starting point is 01:30:49 I remember, I was driving, and I was like, get a call from my boy. No, I was already on the phone with him. He's like, yo, Pop Smoke, he's on Instagram. He's like, yo, Pop Smoke just died. I'm like, no, he didn't. Yeah, like, no way. And he's like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:00 I'm like, fuck. Dude, I was just about to ask you about Pop, because I'm a big Pop Smoke fan. Yeah, yeah. That was crazy. What was your favorite song? I like Iced Out, fuck. Dude, I was just about to ask you about Pop, because I'm a big Pop Smoke fan. Yeah, yeah. That was crazy. What's your favorite song? I like Ice That Autumn Mars. I like all the, I like, okay,
Starting point is 01:31:10 all his tracks that put him on the map, like them all. But I'd probably say that's one of my favorites. Just, that one just does it for me. I don't know what it is, and it's probably not his best song, but. You guys ever watch Power? I've seen it.
Starting point is 01:31:24 Never watched all the way through. I've seen a couple of so to in there I like armed and dangerous because there's just one scene in power I like I like that so that's probably my favorites mm-hmm and then there was a brother man yeah for the me yeah it's just fire general right, third one for the New York culture. Here we go. Let's go. Can you slash do you get sturdy? Is it in your repertoire?
Starting point is 01:31:52 Oh. Is it? Is it in my blood? Is it in? Yeah. But I got to be hammered. Hey, that's respectable. He might have seen it.
Starting point is 01:32:02 Did you see it last time? Yeah, I did. I was starting. He was getting there, but you know So so yeah, it's you know, New York's in the in the DNA all up there. It's good. You checked all the boxes cool alright, I'm About New York because we're supposed to be going What we will be we will be well our biggest demographics there
Starting point is 01:32:24 Okay, and we're hopefully not announcement. Hopefully we're doing a live show there we will be we will be our biggest demographic is there okay and we're hopefully not announcement hopefully we're doing a live show there okay so I'm just nervous
Starting point is 01:32:30 there's so many noises and people and then when I sweat I get anxious sweats like right now if you were to feel me if you want to feel my pit do you want to feel my pit
Starting point is 01:32:39 I'll feel your pit please don't feel my pit oh okay that just the fact that he's doubling I'm used to him like freaking out I was joking with shit test because I'll feel your pit. Please don't feel my pit. Oh, okay. The fact that he's doubling down, I'm used to him freaking out. I was joking with shit testing because I'll feel your pit. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:32:50 He said, I'm real. Straight up. That's it. I'm so sweaty right now. He's a sicko. Are you sweaty like that? Oh, my God. You don't look sweaty.
Starting point is 01:32:57 He's an ancient. Yeah, it's because of thick turtle. He's got it covered. He's got essentials on it. That's fire. Thank you. Oh, I was expecting to see you in that OVO hoodie Yeah, they want they all want to see me dripped out
Starting point is 01:33:07 But uh, he said this is the real VUCA. He said this is VUCA if you see me Maybe if I'm out I'll wear like something fresh But you know if you see me out like most of time just when I slept like this was a fucking stretch for me Put these things on those are far, but they're just comfortable. They're almost like sweatpants I usually wear sweatpants in a hoodie you put the hood up nobody knows it's me i just walk they're like was that a homeless guy or was that tyler so do you okay do you like of course you love like you said earlier you love all your fans no matter if they send you annoying dms no matter whatever you love them all it's lit but i don't even call them fans i still feel like
Starting point is 01:33:40 family family following anything it's not because like i'm like one of those guys like those cliche guys like no you guys in the family no it's i i just doesn't doesn't feel like I don't have fans. Family following anything? No, no, no. It's not because I'm like one of those guys. Like those cliche guys. Like, no, you guys are my family. No, it just doesn't feel like they're fans. They're just following me. They're just stalkers. I'm just kidding. But like, do you, so like you said, sweatpants, hoodie on, hood up, and you can just walk.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Do you ever like try to do that? If you know what I mean? Like if say you got to go out and get you a chop cheese, like you're like, I really just don't like not in this a disrespectful way to them but like you're just like I really just want this sandwich I want to get back in the car and go home like do you know I'm saying yeah do you ever go out of your way to try to not be noticed um on the street yeah just cuz I in my environment like I just don't want to be noticed yeah but they still notice me somehow
Starting point is 01:34:25 They're like, oh hi Yeah Yo, like they want to talk to me which is cool like I sit there and talk to him for sure But yeah, I mean as long as you know, as long as I don't Sense any yeah as long as you don't feel as long as that long as that six cents doesn't kick in now like before people come up to me i'm just like watching what everybody i mean as you should though like being alert and it's always better to be proactive because then react on 47th it's it's like it's like a weird like weird situations that'll go down where people get hurt like so
Starting point is 01:34:59 you just always always just got to be alert always watch Anywhere So Just be careful Don't be stupid Like some of these guys Okay I'm not gonna call anybody out By name But They'll know who they are They'll be wearing
Starting point is 01:35:12 Fucking $200,000 watches On their wrists Walking down the street Like this Like they're strolling Like Rob
Starting point is 01:35:18 Like yeah What are you doing You are screaming Like Yeah I won't even I don't even wear a G-Shock Because people would assume That it's a fucking Richard Mille or something.
Starting point is 01:35:27 They're like, no, I won't wear shit. I'll wear it just like this. And I'll put my sleeves up to here so they know that I have nothing on. So, I don't know. I think that is just a very stupid fucking thing to do. Who are you trying to impress? Literally. Bro, if you have a $200,000 watch, come like what yeah why are you wearing that down the sidewalk going to yeah
Starting point is 01:35:49 i don't even i can't even think of a place where i would want to wear that like where i'd feel like i'd have to be at like if i was drake and i had security around me i'd be flexing right i wouldn't actually i'm not a flexer i wouldn't be flexing but i would i would be wearing a nice watch and i don't like watches i'm not passionate about watches. I don't care about watches I don't care about looking cool But if I if I was like Drake and I had a team around me and I was untouchable like him I'd probably wear a watch. I wouldn't go crazy though. I wouldn't fucking crazy shit. Yeah, there's no watch So to take so to take what you just said
Starting point is 01:36:23 You said you're not passionate about watches. Is that in the sense of fashion and you personally or like, so business model wise, do you like the business and it's successful, you know you're good at it, so that's why you do it? Or are you start like, obviously you're very knowledgeable about watches. Like you have to be, it's in your business. You just spit out the numbers, sounded like code. Like they have no clue, but it's just like ingrained in you. You know it.
Starting point is 01:36:45 But do you actually enjoy the watch part of the business? Or is it just you're damn good at what you do, and so that's why you're sticking with it? I could appreciate a nice watch. Like, you know, I'm like, oh, that's a nice Patek. Or, oh, that's a nice Samara. And I'd be like, oh, I like it. But to start geeking out and be like oh my god
Starting point is 01:37:09 You're like I'm gonna buy that and I'm a seven video your wrist and rolling it yeah What are you doing? Yes? What are you doing? I don't know that doesn't sit right with me. Yeah, wrist rolls Wrist rolls you heard here. Hey, don't don't risk for all if you got to watch, just let it do its job. Don't fucking tag me in it, please. Bro, I'm getting tagged in wrist rolls now. Don't wrist roll and tag. He's like, I will make fun of you or will not respond. I'll do something. I just won't respond.
Starting point is 01:37:37 There you go. You know what I like, actually, where I see most of the dms right you know i get like a couple i don't want a couple hundred maybe like 100 or 150 a day which is just nuts yeah but you know i see a lot of them and i have people that answer my dms now i've hired people at this point um and And, you know, I'd rather answer the person that's just like, yo, I love your shit. Keep it pushing or something like the people that like hit me up asking for advice or. They'll try to flex. They'll be like, yo, how much is that watch? Just like just to talk to me.
Starting point is 01:38:24 I really, really rather someone just say, yo, I really fuck with your video. I'd be like yo how much is that watch just like just to talk to me but i really really rather someone just say yo i really with your video yeah i'd be like oh thanks bro and then if he answers me and says something else i'll answer him yeah but yeah like some people what they do is this was before tick tock at all completely before tick tock is a common thing where people will they'll dm you about a watch right and they'll ask you 50 fucking questions just to tell their friends that they do you know no no not even nothing DM me in particular but like they'll be at the bar and they'll be like yo yo look at this watch I'm about to get they have no intention of buying
Starting point is 01:38:58 yes they just want their friends to be like oh you got it like that you can get that yeah it's like it's like you're not buying the watch you're not buying one and and i i i'm pretty good at telling i could i could tell within the first dm that they send how they speak i could tell you tell this watch you're not buying this watch and you know when they say don't judge a book by its cover? Mm-hmm. I agree with that because I have people that DM me. The other day, I can't say his name. I can say his name because you guys are just going to cut it out. Okay. I'm going to say his name and then you guys are going to cut it out.
Starting point is 01:39:34 It's like, oh, shit. They're going, yeah. Do you guys know who this is? Why does that sound so familiar? Oh, yes. I do know him. It's like one of the kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Yeah. I didn't know his last name, but yeah. Yeah, so I see just messaging me back and forth, asking me like a bunch of questions. And I could kind of tell that he had potential to buy something because I, you know, I saw a blue check. I didn't click on his profile. I saw a blue check, but his profile picture looked like a 15 year old kid mm-hmm so I'm like I don't know if this kids gonna buy anything so you know we're going back and forth for four months you know like oh you know asking
Starting point is 01:40:18 me questions and I'm fine with it because I could tell that there was potential there I saw the blue check I'm like I'm always gonna be nice to anybody really but you know he's deeming back forth and the other day a couple like a week or two ago he's like okay I saw the watch on your website and I saw the other one you know how do you take payment I'm like okay here's you know here's my Venmo send me a thousand dollar deposit so I can hold them and wire me by tomorrow. The remainder. Send me a thousand Venmo. I'm like, oh, cool.
Starting point is 01:40:50 So I click his name and I see his thing. He's like a million. Can you block out the number too? So people don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A million followers. And I'm like, oh, wait, no, that's not what made me click it. What made me click it is he sent me his name and email and it said at dot com what do you mean and i see no you know mike oh boy and i look in the first pictures of just him and that guy yeah and just chilling and and
Starting point is 01:41:16 then i hit up my boy who like follows that type of shit i'm like you know who this guy is he's like no fucking way oh boy he's like you gotta sell it yeah so that's like a story of never judge a book by its cover i never really judged him but i was like okay this kid's 15 he's not buying a watch yeah you know so i learned learned my lesson i guess yeah damn that's dope that's crazy though like who it is that's yeah that's wild yeah can you say who the most famous person you sold a watch to is uh no okay okay shooting my shot see how it goes what do you uh i'll just address it too a lot of people ask um like on on live and in the comments also yeah and the reason you can't say is because when they buy something they make
Starting point is 01:41:57 you sign ndas and yep that guy the guy i just mentioned didn't okay i don't think he's big enough to make me do that but you know you know they all make you sign ndes like yeah I don't want people to know that I have this watch which makes sense you can't even blame them cuz yeah Yeah, security issue. What do you uh? What are you doing for Christmas for Christmas? Spending time with my family you get your gift giver you like getting gifts which one's your favorite? I'm a gift giver you like getting gifts which one's your favorite i'm a gift giver okay getting gifts too okay well gifts are cool we can we can take care of that we got
Starting point is 01:42:30 something for you a bet i'm scared our lovely sponsors over there clutching our lovely friends and sponsors at manscape knew you were coming oh shit they want to give you a full performance package performance yes like a rhino pill from no no not that but uh it's got all the stuff in there lawnmower 4.0 boxers uh ball deodorant boxes in there ball deodorant ball toner you could probably use this right now because you're sweating oh if you were to smell me right now i'm a stinkfest swamp land this is sick should i show it yeah show them shout out to Manscaped. Hooking my boy Tyler up. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:43:08 Book him. Yeah. Look at this thing. Hopefully you can get that through the plane. Oh, shit. You should be able to. I mean, because both of the liquids are... Oh, God, it's buzzing.
Starting point is 01:43:16 All right, cool. I thought he was lifting his shirt up. I was like, please, God. You were like... Yeah, so... Awesome, thank you. It was. So shout out to Manscaped. Thanks to Manscaped? Yeah, Manscaped. I'm like. Yeah, so. Awesome. Thank you. It was. A shout out to Manscaped.
Starting point is 01:43:26 Thanks to Manscaped? Yeah, Manscaped. I'm like, Manscaped. Thank you to Manscaped. Thank you guys. Yeah, we love them. And they're big fans of your videos. So they're like, we need to hook them up.
Starting point is 01:43:35 They never reached out to me. Maybe after this. Yeah. That'd be kind of hard to incorporate into a video. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Do you want to watch or not? By the way, Manscaped, you know, take care of your balls.
Starting point is 01:43:46 All right, I said 75. That's hilarious. Shit, well, do you have anything else? Dude, I just think people like, you always see the negotiating side. This is like, this is why we love stuff like this, just getting to sit down and like chop it up. Cause like they see you and know you as like,
Starting point is 01:44:03 I'm gonna sell this watch, i'm gonna do whatever it takes they knew you were a grinder from just your lifestyle what it is but like they didn't know all the cool backstories like the humble beginnings like you really were working 12 hours as a 14 year old stuff like just crazy stuff and that's why we really like doing this and having the opportunity to do this so first thank you for showing up yes they'll appreciate it's gonna be a great episode but no i just really like the fact that you kind of get behind the scenes when you do stuff like this. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:28 It's dope. And if y'all want to join the Telegram group, it's going to be linked. Everything for him is going to be linked below. Go do that. I know a lot of people are interested. Even if you don't know you're interested in, like I didn't know I was until I started watching his stuff. So even if you, at the off chance, you haven't seen any of his stuff, I'm going to link that
Starting point is 01:44:43 all below. Just start watching it. Dude, I don't even know how it came up on my 40th day. Me neither, but I'm glad it did. I was like, I have not looked up a watch at all. Nothing. It was just there. And I was like, dude, this shit is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:44:51 I was like, I love this. I was like, boom, boom, boom. It was dope. All right. Well, Tyler, a.k.a. Vukom, thank you for coming on the show. New merch, the 1910 Koala Bear Christmas merch is available right now. And guys, remember, 1910 Koala Bear is only getting home to Christmas. 10 koala bear christmas merch is available right now and guys remember one out of ten
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