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Starting point is 00:04:21 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. good. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We are co-host, Cam, back in the studio. I'm thankful for God. Let's go.

Starting point is 00:04:38 So thankful for God. Kim, how are you feeling today, buddy? So thankful. Can I say something to you? Yes. You bring that mic up below. The base is so far. Yeah, that'd be Pierce Lister's fault.

Starting point is 00:04:50 That's his fault. 100%. I just want to say. say speaks to me in my soul and my heart. Top of the, top of the podcast I normally start talking about your haircut or lack thereof. Yes. Your child. Your weight.

Starting point is 00:05:03 Something. Not today. And how aggressively small your lips are when I get close. And you're like, what do you mean? Like, we're waiting. Looks like a little balloon now when I get up there. I have mulled lips. Yeah. I feel like when you pucker up, it does

Starting point is 00:05:23 day. I can kiss a singular mole on my wife. I go, that's how I imagine you kiss. Yeah, that's how I imagine you kiss. Oh no. I'm not going to like this. Love you day. Now, I feel like you don't have her family watches this. My family watches this. Our son watches this. He doesn't watch it. He doesn't comprehend, but he watches. Yes, but he will one day. He will. And there is a lot you have to explain one day. Oh, there's, I mean, there's more than a, this. There's more that I'm going to have to explain to my seed than I feel most men will ever have to know. Oh, yeah, 100%. And it's, I mean, what do you mean when you said that?

Starting point is 00:06:00 And that could be a wide, wide spectrum of . And you go, you like that new car you got? Yeah, look those clothes. You see that roof, right? Kind of blocks you from the rain and the sun. Yeah, shut up. Yeah, sometimes daddy had to get spanked on camera. Yeah, so what, I wore a gag ball on a tail.

Starting point is 00:06:23 But I'm not going to start this episode off making fun of you or your weight. I go, by you putting out the bulleted list of all the things you normally talk about, to kind of get shedding some light to him. I'm not going to talk about your weight, your lack of lips, your disgusting haircut, how you look tired, dead and gray. I'm not going to talk about any of that. None of your financial instability. I'm not going to talk about any of those things.

Starting point is 00:06:45 Newly quarantine. I'm going to start with. It still hurts. I know. I'm sorry, man. God. Yeah. Pop it.

Starting point is 00:06:52 Okay. Sorry. Go. I'm not going to make fun of you this episode. Since this is the Thanksgiving episode, I want to start this episode off by saying, I am. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:07:05 It's that hard? It's that hard for you say. Thank you. I'm going to give you. I'm going to, here we go. Yeah. Did you just put in a whole DJ, did you just plug it in? USBC on the back and port.

Starting point is 00:07:23 That's one thing I do appreciate about you. Your mind is a wonderland. Oh, no. Like, he couldn't just physically go, I'm going to rewind. He plugged in a DJ boot. Yeah, plugged in USBC, back left, to be exact. I mean, as you're getting older, the mental is to climb. It is.

Starting point is 00:07:40 You know what? I'm going to give you one more chance. Yeah, go ahead. For you to look at me in my soul, tell me you're thankful for me. Okay. You say it first. I'm very thankful for you. For our friendship, for our brotherhood, for who you are as a person.

Starting point is 00:07:51 Oh, thank you, man. and what you've done for me in my life. I'm thankful. Wow, you're welcome. Your turn. You're welcome first. Yeah. Oh, thank you.

Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah. I'm thankful for you too. Okay. What for? Huh? What for? Ooh. I'm thankful.

Starting point is 00:08:06 Man, man. Dude. Remember that one time in college? I want you to know that you're gonna be the reason. I am above the legal limit of inebriation tonight. I want you to know that. Can I join? Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:08:19 But you know I am nicer. I'm gonna do it in my bedroom, undercovers, probably sweating and I'm just gonna drink. That's about I am thankful that you gave me a nephew. Wow. Live like that. No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't, you don't talk over there.

Starting point is 00:08:31 You don't get to say nephew. You're not thankful for me, saving you from the depths, saving you from the depths of isolation and anxiety and not talking to anyone's syndrome. Yeah. You're not thankful for that? No, I am thankful. I'm just kidding. I am.

Starting point is 00:08:50 I'm joking. I'm joking. I am thankful for Cam, so much of the fact, I got you a gift for Thanksgiving. You know, I get me a gift for Thanksgiving. Why did you get me a gift for Thanksgiving? It's probably going to be a pumpkin pie, and he's going to go eat.

Starting point is 00:09:03 I didn't get you in a nightmare. He saw him. It's the way you did it. You said, yeah, I got it. No, I'm thankful for it, but you know I love you. I literally thought that was going to be like a singular slice of pie. I was gonna go, oh dude, sick, I'll eat it, and you're gonna go, oh, I know you will.

Starting point is 00:09:24 And then I was gonna eat and you go, how is it, hi, tubby? That's, in my mind, that's the track we're going down. That's the track we're going down. No, I, I think you, I am thankful for you. I love you, I love you, let's play the next game. One level up, I love you, your turn. You too.

Starting point is 00:09:36 Ditto, man, same. Oh, give me a shot of liqueur and I'll confess. That is so sad that you have to be under the influence to spew the three word combination, I love you. I don't have to. We could just perform. I'm just kidding. You know I love you. That's a part of our game. Oh my God. Oh my God. I just got a tingle. Yeah. I got a tingle on my tick. I made it jump.

Starting point is 00:10:01 I got a tingle on my tickle on my tinkle. How many times have I made it jump? It's done some hula hoops. It's done a couple rounds of double dutch. It's in there. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Oh my God. You ever had a double prong? Yeah. Oh, a little two bouncer. Yeah. It goes from zero to half. It's like you hitting 21 to the curl bar. Right. It's like zero to half. half and then half the top. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:22 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. But I prefer it in the middle. It's like a little springboard. I prefer it in the middle where you're diving into an Olympic pool. It's like ping pong. Yeah. That's, that middle ground's where I live at. Oh, the middle ground.

Starting point is 00:10:32 When he's low-key, like, kind of trying to stay up? He can't decide. That for me, though, it's too predatory. That middle ground, I don't like that. Vulnerable? No, not vulnerable. It's like, it's giving creep. Like, I, I, if I'm going, if my middle ground's here, right?

Starting point is 00:10:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, you're kind of, You're kind of straight as an arrow, but you're a little limp, too. Really? It's like, that's predatory. That's weird. No, okay, see, mine's not like that.

Starting point is 00:10:53 Mine's just basis filled, but we haven't made it to the top of the glass yet. We haven't filled up that cup. The top's still wiggly big one. I think you have a bigger cup than me. I think you have a bigger cup than me. You have a 32-ounce cup. You got a tall drinking Starbucks.

Starting point is 00:11:12 I have 16.9 fluid ounce water bottles. You have a fatt Stanley. No. Oh, God forbid. CJ has those gallon chunks. CJ has the five-gallon. You would fill up at Walmart. You're just wait two hours.

Starting point is 00:11:33 Oh, man. What a way to start the Thanksgiving episode. What a way. There's always thanks to give, but this week is one of those special weeks. Yes. So. Happy holidays to everybody.

Starting point is 00:11:42 Happy holidays to you. You know, we're not, you know. For Thanksgiving, it's one of my, favorite times. I love things. Obviously, you do. I mean, look at you. Obviously, you do. I mean, no one is going to be like, oh, wow, Camel. Can I share, I've said this before, but it's all, it's, it is genuinely, it's one of the saddest yet one of my, the funniest things ever. Yeah. It's about my dearly beloved wife. Yeah, what happened to her? I think about, it's like a year or two years ago at this point. Okay. We posted something around this time, and this was during a phase of

Starting point is 00:12:13 live that she was, she was, it was just a little different, right? Okay. a little different list. So she posted something on Instagram around Thanksgiving time. Yeah. And someone did a drive-by comment that literally, the whole comments, oh my God, love you girl.

Starting point is 00:12:26 Yes, favorite Mama Liv. Woo. And someone slid in there, went, hit send and left. And it literally said, you look like you eat Thanksgiving dinner every day. And to this day, it's like our inside joke.

Starting point is 00:12:40 Like, it hurt her. I mean, that's a rough comment. It shook her to her court. That's a rough comment. And then she showed me. I was like, no, no, that's sad, man. It's so sad. I was like, no, that's awful.

Starting point is 00:12:52 Say, but you do have to give credit to creativity. Giving credit, horrible person, creative comment. That is my favorite thing. Like, that genuinely is one of my favorite things. Giving credit to people who did something bad, rude, whatever. But, I mean, you just have to the, the, creativity behind it. God, that's great.

Starting point is 00:13:10 Somebody said it looks like I get a migraine every time I have a thought. Like, and that's, that's creative. Like, stuff like. that I get it man that it now oh now early days yeah you were tripping over your words like it was a water slide you're like oh I mean you can't no and I still get a little hand you do you're getting better are you taking a course no I think it's just I think I'm as I'm getting older my menula Mangata is forming your pine cone and your kitchen booth what is it the kitchen corn pone and dip oh my god they're all forming finally you still have the dip

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Starting point is 00:15:11 I'm not too big on the actual Thanksgiving dinner. And by the way, I don't have Thanksgiving dinner at dinner time. What time do you have your Thanksgiving? Noon. It's a lunch for me. Yeah. And that might be the Caucasian side of me. Right?

Starting point is 00:15:24 I mean, we don't have a very diverse panel on the fourth camera. I go. You got one other person you can ask. And if both of y'all's answers combined equals one full answer. It's not a diverse. Begna. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:15:38 Oh. Oh. Begna. Begna. Baltimore, what time did you eat Thanksgiving as a kid? Noon, no, nice. Olivia? Olivia, what time is it?

Starting point is 00:15:53 Oh, see, okay. See, maybe it's that. So I, I would wake up. You're part of the ilk that eats at early, like 11. I would wake up and it would be down there and we'd go. Oh my God, that's even better. Waking up. You smell it and you can go down and smell yeast?

Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah, a little bit of, a little bit of shit in my eye. Oh, my God. mom's down there. Oh yeah, just wiggling all about. Oh my God. Maybe now your, now your grandma's actually very fit. She's very fit woman. Very put together woman for 90s. Yeah. I mean, she's incredibly in shape. She's more healthy than me. It's unbelievable. She could probably run a marathon. Yeah. If now Carol, no, she can't. She can't. She can watch one. She'll be involved from the start to the finish. She'll be. Nope. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Beautiful lady. Beautiful lady in great shape for under 90s. Perfect. If I even make it to 90s, I, I think I'll be

Starting point is 00:16:42 400 pounds. I'm just put that out If you make it to 45 Oh you want to talk about Making it to 45 You want to talk about making it to 45 You're flipping the coin right about now I have you've made it

Starting point is 00:16:54 You've made a big turnaround Dude but my immune system is like a like a deer It's bad I have a really bad immune system Somebody sneezes on me I'm in the hospital If someone sneezes on you It could be as simple as Oh that was gross

Starting point is 00:17:07 Yeah But you're mine Well take me to somewhere else You go oh my God I have leukemia now Like that's how how that's how you that's how your mind works a simple nine to five sneeze at a whole foods puts you in stage four and and that's just what it is come on there we go that no that's his what's the that's a that's a diagnosis it's called card of cardiovascular no when you're scared

Starting point is 00:17:32 to being sick hypochondriac hypochondriac you are a hyper you are the master of hypochondri yes I used to get that father was Peyton Stephan hypochondria I used to get that necrophilia confused and that's a hard thing that to decipher. Like when you're explaining to somebody, I'm a necrophilia. You go, no, I'm deep in a necrophilia. Like, it's bad. Like, don't have someone that's about to die around me. Careful. Did it? That's it. I get it. I get the joke. And then the sit the flip because they're sick. Because you think they're sick. Yeah. No, it's a double entendre. Creativity. You're good. Given, given credit where it's due. Back to Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 00:18:08 Back to eating at 11. I'm not too into the actual Thanksgiving dinner. That's stupid. Well, I'm not. You know what I always enjoy more? If you say the right answer, I will give you a hug. I enjoy leftovers more than the actual dinner. Okay, that's the wrong answer. That's good. The only answer that is acceptable, that you enjoy more on the day of Thanksgiving. On the day of thanks. On the day of Thanksgiving, more than Thanksgiving meal is Black Friday shopping.

Starting point is 00:18:35 That is the only acceptable answer. But we talked about this last year when we went on a full 30-minute bender. Black Friday shopping's dead. It's not the same anymore. It's not the same. They're doing Black Friday deals right now. Yeah. No, they've ruined it. No, they really have.

Starting point is 00:18:45 They started doing Black Friday deals last week. Yeah. I'm like, what the f***? It's just capitalism. It's like, it's Halloween. But, yeah, I'm like, I'm going trick-or-treating tonight. What do you mean? I can save 70% off.

Starting point is 00:18:55 Oh, yeah, fuck, kids. I'm going to that. Yeah. But the fact you're saying, you're like, you're, okay, let's just, let's break this down. Break it down. People that like leftovers more than the original meal. Right.

Starting point is 00:19:07 Are weirdos. You think so? And I will stand on that hill. Leftovers hit. The. The only reason you love the leftovers so much is because the food is so good in the first place. No. Leftovers are so good because you can enjoy that same dinner that you had before, but whatever environment you want to.

Starting point is 00:19:25 Exactly. But it's the same dinner. No, it's soaked in its seasoning longer. It's soaked in its juices longer. It's also going to be reheated by a metal box. It's not coming straight out the oven with your grandma's elbow grease in it. That's love. That's love determination and wiggle.

Starting point is 00:19:41 So you don't enjoy a pizza in the morning rather than a pizza right when you get it from the delivery? If someone, I enjoy a cold pizza after a hangover rather than a hot pizza at night. Okay, you had to throw in the booze. You have to put the booze in there to make that make sense. There's no way in your right mind that you would rather order a pizza. Get the delivery and go, appreciate it, man. Yeah, here's a five ball. Throw it in the fridge and tackle it tomorrow, then eat it right then in there.

Starting point is 00:20:07 No shot. Yes, I would. Yes, and I have done that. And I do that with my chips. You know what I do with my chips. Chips aren't a heated thing. But it's technically left over. No, the f*** it's a chip.

Starting point is 00:20:17 But, so you know what I like to do is I like to open up the chip bag and just set it there. And I like for it to nook. You like for it to nook? I'm a, I'm a stay way from now. I'm a nuke. No, you can't do it. You can't say it. Oh, that creativity is just sparking it.

Starting point is 00:20:38 But I wasn't even, you go, why do you have so much content on that one? Yeah. I have so much to say. There's no, Peyton, you're not, you're not normal, you're not real, and you're not of the majority. Okay, you're that guy that like, you're that guy that's, oh, never mind. What? No, no, no, no. It's fine. Okay, but that wasn't even my initial thing. My initial thing was, how long do you eat leftovers for? As long as they're there. I will eat them until they're gone. No way. 100%. You have a, there's a tub of mashed potatoes, and I go for a plate and I give me one or two servings, there's going to be as many plates. plates made is there is mashed potatoes need to be eaten. So how long though, like how many days from the initial we put that in the fridge are you eating leftovers?

Starting point is 00:21:17 If there's mashed potatoes next Thursday, I'm having mashed potatoes. No, can. For lunch. No, sir. Absolutely. I respect my elders and I respect the time they put it in the kitchen. You don't respect your stomach. I will eat, I will eat cowboy beans. What beans?

Starting point is 00:21:32 Cowboy beans. You know that cowboy beans? You put beans with the... With a handle? Like a bit of my old spurs. too old for that. No, cowboy beans is beans with meat and bacon and... Oh, I didn't know the name for it with a little

Starting point is 00:21:45 Bia and I like that. I'll eat that until it's gone. I'll prefer those cold. Okay, so you're saying there's a time limit on leftovers? Forty-eight hours. You have 48 to 72 hours. So then what's all this knucking and soaking in its cream and juice if it's two days max. You get

Starting point is 00:22:01 two days to enjoy it. That's stupid. Because at a certain point, that's when it's like a revolving clock. It will get really good and then really bad after that. You and this clock pendulum system you've been using you've been abusing it no the leftover is there especially a sacred meal leftover you eat it till it's gone what's the longest what's the long as you've ate a leftover for i chewed on hand from thanksgiving two weeks prior two weeks no you did not sort of got meat meat meat two weeks can that couldn't have tasted good

Starting point is 00:22:30 protein it's two weeks 14 days 14 days on the 14th day you ate that two thursday whatever like December 9th yeah that's what i had it we're in the we're putting up a christmas i'm I'm getting ready to prepare for Christmas, I'm still eating on Thanksgiving hand. No, sir. I swear it was a massive ham. You just thought it was the whole pig. Like, it was huge. Was that a choice thing or a poverty thing?

Starting point is 00:22:48 It was definitely a choice. It was definitely could have grabbed some peanut butter crackers. And I said, I want the ham. It was definitely a young phase two. I'm not going two weeks now. First off, the goal is there's not too many leftovers. There's enough to where it's valuable. You get tomorrow's lunch, maybe tomorrow's dinner, and then you're done.

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Starting point is 00:24:05 Now on to the rest of the episode. I don't want to stay on Thanksgiving too long, but is it, do you feel the same way? And we can out our families real quick. And I haven't said this to my family, but as you get older. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We'll tag team this.

Starting point is 00:24:23 As you get older, your family's like Thanksgiving cooking just does not hit the same. Okay. Tag me in. I used to be obsessed with your, with your green bean cassero mom. That is average now. You said it. Mom, your yams don't hit the same. I didn't say it.

Starting point is 00:24:42 That's what I got to say. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What the fuck? Did you just say? Green bean bundles? Yeah, green bean bundles.

Starting point is 00:24:52 He gets this shit from the soup kitchen. That's not a Thanksgiving meal, bro. Oh, that is. That is. Oh, I'm going to refrain. Green bean bundles. I mean, that is. That is.

Starting point is 00:25:09 that has to originate from Arkansas I want you to understand what you're saying the fact that you just said that three human beings, four human beings from Texas and one from Oklahoma have never heard it and you think it's this this known thing well we can't look at it but we'll do it on the

Starting point is 00:25:25 extended okay but never been a fan of cranberry never been a fan of the cranberry I hate that I used to put my finger in it as a kid and go like that make it jiggle well not like that y'all see y'all need you all need help I used to, I used to, I used to play with the, you know, I used to go to the cramp, me and go,

Starting point is 00:25:46 I hurt my ankle, too. You're used to go, Mom, I don't want any more the cramp, okay, I'll get some. I was about to make over. I mean, an absolutely inappropriate joke. But, but you agree that your family's Thanksgiving doesn't hit the same. It slowly dies. It slowly gets worse. Like, what do we do now? Because I think we're the one supposed to take over the recipes, but I don't cook. Oh, yeah. No, I could not, I literally couldn't imagine going to a Thanksgiving hosted by you, by the way. I actually, I can't even picture it in my head.

Starting point is 00:26:29 What does my Thanksgiving hosting look like? No imagery. Like, I cannot imagine it. Try to. You walk in. There's nothing. We literally would walk in. There's nothing in there. There's going to be a, bottle of tequila and you're going to say the food's going to get delivered in 45 minutes oh yeah definitely deliver exactly that's not thanks i plan on doing that Friday night i plan on doing that with my future family i'm going to hire it like a chef and you can come in and cook that is absolutely in nonsense that's like saying i'm going to hire someone to come buy my kids gifts and

Starting point is 00:26:58 wrap them yes and then yes because one day i'm using to hire pierce as my personal assistant i'm just like pierce go get my kids something you know go get them something You cannot be. But I'll give him a list. I know what my kid wants. PJ wants like, Barbies, I don't know what he wants. That is,

Starting point is 00:27:16 you're telling me right now, you're going to have a personal assistant that goes and buys your kid's gifts for Christmas. Yes. And then wraps them. And then if I had to guess, put them under the tree.

Starting point is 00:27:29 Put them under the tree. Skip their own Christmas and be there for your Christmas morning and clean up the damage. No, they can go home for their Christmas. but then come back to clean up the... Go home. What do you have a living quarters?

Starting point is 00:27:41 Are they on... Were they staying on campus? Your personal home for your thing... Yeah, as opposed to what? That's where they live. Well, you said, no, no, no, they can leave for the day and then come back. I thought you were under the impression that they were staying in my house to watch my kids open presents.

Starting point is 00:27:53 What it sounds like? No, they're going home and then you come back to clean up the mess. In an ideal world. Oh, that's ideal. Ideal wouldn't be, oh my God, I love my son so much. I know he launched this, babe. Let's get that. I'm still getting it.

Starting point is 00:28:08 get that let's go wrap it and then you and then you watch the enjoyment of your son you know what oh oh wow i'm gonna sit there and watch oh my god you're about two you're about two bad sentences away from being banned from malachi's first birthday that's not true that's not that's not i will break it if you go i will blow that house you'll spend two thousand dollars on balloons i'm going to no we did not oh my god can i say something no we did not can't you're fabricating no we did not look look so malichized birthday's coming up january's coming up January 21st. No, we f***ed it.

Starting point is 00:28:40 No, we did not. Don't you put that on my name? Malachi's first birthday is coming January 21st, right? Oh, God. I said, what are y'all doing for Malachi's first birthday? Something small, something intimate at the house. So I'm thinking I'm gonna show up, because first birthdays are for the adults, right?

Starting point is 00:28:55 You take pictures of the kid, but it's for the adults, you get to party, drink, whatever. The kid's not gonna know. He's not gonna know what's going on, right? So I was thinking, they were like, something small, intimate, or gonna go up to the house. I'm okay, cool, I'm game for that.

Starting point is 00:29:07 I'll bring him a little toy truck or something, something cute, and then I'm getting fucked up in the Kennedy Manor. There you go. Then, Cam comes into the office, disheveled. Like, I mean, like, you would have thought he just got jumped outside of. He was just, he's leaning over his desk like this. I go, I go, hey Cam, baby. Hey, Cam one. Hey, baby, good girl, Cam, hey, Cam, how are you doing?

Starting point is 00:29:32 I said, Kim, what's going on, bud? What's what's on, baby? Hey, baby girl. He goes, hey, it's all right. I go, what's on? He goes, man, he spent a lot of money yesterday. And I go, oh, you got a new watch? You got something new for the house?

Starting point is 00:29:49 What happened? Like, there's a lot of money. Buy a new couch. He goes, no, it's Malachi. I go, oh, my God. What, do you have a medical bill you have to pay for? Still paying those off. $60,000.

Starting point is 00:30:00 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, it's $70. And there's a second one on the one.

Starting point is 00:30:08 My son got $60,000 to bring it to this world. That's crazy. Oh my God. Thank God for insurance. No, no, no, no. But then it's all a scam. If I didn't have an, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:30:18 No. Oh, I just got a BAP and said, BAT, oh. Help him out. There you go. Thank you. There you go. Oh, my God. Now, Cam comes in disheveled and I'm rubbing his back.

Starting point is 00:30:31 I'm like, what's wrong? What's wrong, baby, girl? I love you. It's okay. I'm daddy's here. Yeah, Daddy's here. He puts his big ass head in my chest. chest. I feel like it concaved a little bit. I was like, ooh, can't breathe too well.

Starting point is 00:30:41 His singular jawline covered both of my nipples. His big head is taking up my whole sternum. It's like a breastplate of heartburn. Yeah. And I'm holding his head. I'm holding his head like this and just rubbing. I'm like, I'm like, Daddy, what's wrong? And then he goes, it's Malachi's birthday. And I go, what happened? What's going on? You got him a big gift? And he goes, no, we haven't even got gifts or anything. We spent two. thousand dollars on a balloon arch and I said you did what true statement it just had two thousand dollars on a balloon arch how many balloons are on this arch I don't know I don't know and I plead the fifth and the first thing

Starting point is 00:31:26 is it was not a wee sentiment it is my beloved wife yes it's a true statement the price is fabricated but it is it's fabricated by a couple hundred dollars Maybe. How much was it? But you got to tell me. No, we're not going to say the whole thing, but... Liv, I'm talking about like the stuff that's included. You can't say it's a balloon.

Starting point is 00:31:46 It's a... So, yeah, so basically... Oh, God. You got singing balloons? I was going to say, I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. If a balloon popped a face and went,

Starting point is 00:32:01 rah, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. Oh. But it's going to be a great birthday. It's going to be great. Remember that debate we had about fiscal responsibility? Yes. You're worse with me. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:32:12 Well, yes. No. It's not, it's... Yes. It's both. It's both. You are one. Oh, boom, my God!

Starting point is 00:32:21 But can I say, I have a question, right? Going into the whole Thanksgiving theme, right? We eat a lot of calories, right? We're eating a lot. That's our gluttonous day. I mean, it's kind of sub, kind of like just regular day for you. Like, it's like linear, and then it's like a little spike. It's like a little spike. A little spike. a lot of people do jogs after their Thanksgiving, right?

Starting point is 00:32:41 They just go, they got to go run off, right, the next day or something. Okay, yeah, sure. A lot of people during the holidays are going to go jog the food off. And now that I'm on my fitness journey, I'm starting to take a lot more jogs. Yeah, you are. You love a good cardio. I love a good jog, but no one talks about this, and I'm going to be real vulnerable. And I'm going to test you on something.

Starting point is 00:33:02 Oh, God, would you trip? No. Did you fall into a creek? No, I'm going to test you on something. I don't know how to start a jog I it is like my worst like I am so insecure

Starting point is 00:33:15 every time I go on a jog and I start my jog I hate you so much is that not a real thing for you that no that's not a real thing so you know how to start a jog yes get up and go start a jog where do you want you here y'all

Starting point is 00:33:29 you part the red seat pick up that fourth camera or fourth mic all right there's only one way to start a jog You sit there, if you stretch, you do your stretching, say you have an Apple Watch, smart watch, whatever. You hit Go, and you literally go like this. And you just take off. And that's all you do.

Starting point is 00:33:47 No. What other way? What do you go like this? And then take off? What do you go dead sprint and decelerate? You just take off. This is it. So I have a bunch of different variations of how I start my jogs.

Starting point is 00:34:00 I don't know how to do it. So, like, I don't know if you skip into it. Do you skip into it? Or do you like, you just like take off running, right? So, and do you stretch? Like, do you sit in the sidewalk and you're like doing this? If you're sitting down to stretch on a public sidewalk to take a jog, you need to go to jail. That is, that is wicked, crazy work.

Starting point is 00:34:24 Look, okay, so this is my different variations. Static stretches for a jog. This is my different variations. So how I jog, right? So I'm going, I'm warming up and I go, all right. No, you don't know. I'm sorry hot. It's the only way they don't know.

Starting point is 00:34:40 You think that looks cool? Yes. You're doing a double bounce and then a skip? A triple bounce skip into a jog. That's it. What do you have snipers on top of the building? Like why? Wait, what do you have a paparazzi call on you?

Starting point is 00:34:53 Or this is it. No! No! No! No! What's wrong with that? No, no, what's wrong with that? If you start, if you start, if you start,

Starting point is 00:35:04 That's like getting in your car, and instead of driving in a straight line, you... Is he running out of the tunnel? Yeah, you reverse first and then take off driving. Okay. That's what you just did. You go... Wait, what? What?

Starting point is 00:35:19 No way. You go like this. Yeah, I'm doing that. Back pedal. Take off. It's swag. That's swag. That's swag.

Starting point is 00:35:28 That is not swag. Swag is being a grown, taxpaying citizen, and you go, all right, jog. And you take off. No, you do a front lean, a little lean to where you have some, some force pushing you. No, I'm not hunting. I'm like this. No, all you do, you lean a little forward to make you go at a quicker pace than a walk and you just take off. And you jog.

Starting point is 00:35:55 Can I be honest? Honesty, very truthfully honest. You know when I get anxious, I overthink to an extreme amount. Yes. The worst I've ever done was this. Like, I'm back to John right. I don't even know if I'm ready to see this. That's it.

Starting point is 00:36:14 That's it. I've done a running position. I've done it. I have. Being honest, I have. Peyton. If I ever saw you, first off, you're, you always talk about my brain and my mind. If I physically saw, you go.

Starting point is 00:36:29 no he says it to himself on your mark and just to jog yeah that's the fascinating part you're not sprinting no you got in your block to jog okay in here to do long distance you go without thinking about it without thinking about it i want i want Robbie and Pierce to show me theirs don't even think about it just go real quick you don't even need the mic start right here sorry for the audio listeners but this is hilarious. I have to see this. You're about to go on a jog, Pierce.

Starting point is 00:37:01 Three, two, one. But that's awkward, no. That's awkward. It's awkward. You hit the blocks for a jog, dog. No. Go, Robbie, Robbie, he's going on a jogging. Three, two, one.

Starting point is 00:37:22 No, the serious one, though, I do. I do hit a skip, I hit up. Yes, you got to see. A skip is the best one. I'll give you a skip. No, that is, now that is my... That's what I did. No, no, you went like this.

Starting point is 00:37:35 You said, you said sitting on the static stretching, getting real good static stretches for no fucking reason. And then you stand up and you said, okay, ready, go? You went... Hey, you can hit one of these. You can hit one of these. All right.

Starting point is 00:37:51 His is the most realistic, I'd say, probably like this. Yeah, okay, but you got to understand it is. Jogging is an awkward thing and not enough people talk about it. You hit the blocks. You have to. No, you don't. Jogging is one of the most awkward things of all time. No, it's not.

Starting point is 00:38:07 It's awkward when you think people are watching you. Dude, I start. You don't judge the way you sit on your couch because you know you're in the confines of your home. You're out in public. You think someone's got a bird's eye view on you. And that's why you're like, somebody's always watching.

Starting point is 00:38:22 No. That's why I hate jogging on like busy roads where there's cars. Now that I'll get. give you. Because I've done that before. I've done that in my neighborhood. And I did not realize at the time, because I'm so far removed from like schooling schedules, didn't realize school just got out. Hell of cars, hell of teenagers, leaving the parking lot. And I'm literally sitting there on a jog, terrible cardio, out of breath, very sweaty. And I'm getting looks from 16-year-olds like this. And I'm like, ah. Yeah, it's, well, a lot of the reason I don't like running in

Starting point is 00:38:52 front of people is because at a young age eighth grade coach welch he told me it looked like i ran with a backpack on and it's really affected my my life i think my biggest thing is i don't i don't like how much force my feet hit the ground with and i don't do treadmill's good like i don't do sprints on a treadmill because i'm literally like everyone else on treadmill's like yeah yeah i'm literally like this boom boom boom boom yeah yeah i hate that i don't like the way you run either i don't like your arm This episode is brought to you by True Classic. The guys at True Classic started with a simple mission to bring premium comfortable clothing to the masses because looking and feeling great shouldn't come with the designer price tag. And clearly people agree with over 25 million shirts sold to 5 million customers and more than 200,000 five-star reviews.

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Starting point is 00:40:50 This is like two weeks ago. And you know me on the treadmill for cardio at a... Hold on. You know for me, cardio at the end of workouts? Yeah. It's gonna be an incline walk. I'm not really sprinting. I don't need to do that.

Starting point is 00:41:01 For whatever the hell of reason, I got... It was a leg day, so I was like, maybe I run some of the soreness out now, get that lactic gas. I get on the treadmill. I should not. I put my phone up on the little thing. Like I say, I run with force. I get that speed to like seven, seven and a half.

Starting point is 00:41:15 It's like jog. Two seconds, literally like 20 seconds into the jog. My phone falls over. falls on the ground. It is stuck between the two treadmills where another human being is. I have to, and I'm not kidding, I have to get on the sides,

Starting point is 00:41:32 I pause the workout. I get down on all fours, and I'm literally like this, trying to grab my phone. Because you have to understand, it's this huge platform, huge platform, and neither one of us are on an incline.

Starting point is 00:41:47 So it's like big and space, big, space, small space where the phone is. And I'm literally like this, Yeah. On all fours, people are walking behind me the whole time, and I didn't realize it. And I'm not kidding. And this probably pissed me off more than anything I've ever felt in the gym. Okay.

Starting point is 00:42:02 Sitting there reaching, fishing for the phone. I finally grab it. I look at the person. I'm like, yeah, I know. This isn't good for either one of us. She's like this. It was like a 50-year-old mom. I grab the phone, and on my way back, I feel a breeze.

Starting point is 00:42:15 No, no. My ass crack was visible. Oh, your pearly white cheeks. My pearly white Disney princess is a little bit of pink. A little bit of pink hue. Oh, God. A little bit of hair. And a little bit of orange.

Starting point is 00:42:27 A little bit of orange. It was available for all of this commercial gym to see. It's a misdemeanor. The whole time I was down, I was a plumber. My ass crack was out for everyone. And the best part is, there's a whole other row of cardio equipment behind us. Oh, so they were getting... So I'm like this with my ass out, literally going...

Starting point is 00:42:48 Oh yeah, no, sorry, yeah, me too. oh wow wow that's exactly like exactly how went but it's skin yeah that's bad and guess what i did you have to leave oh yeah me being me me being stubborn oh no i try to swallow it yeah so i stand up i go yeah wow you tried to swallow it i go me being stubborn you can't make me oh so many people so many human beings so you're being stubborn being stubborn and i go i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna wear this humility, like a crown, and I'm going to get back on that treadmill. I get back on the treadmill. It was on pause for so long. It ended my progress. I couldn't see the distance I've done, so I said, this place I'm out of here. And I walked clean out.

Starting point is 00:43:32 I said, no, no, that's why I don't do this cardio. No, I'm out of here. I'll be fat forever. I said, no. You need to leave that gym. As much as happens to you in that gym, you got to leave it. It's unbelievable. It's, it's, and then my wife wonders why I get mad at inanimate objects. Yeah. Anything in this world that doesn't have a heartbeat or a brain should never best me. Right. I should never fail to a cabinet. I should never get mad at ice cream.

Starting point is 00:44:01 Yeah. And these things happen to me. Doors. On a regular basis. It's the worst, isn't it? I literally think it's like manifestation. Like this is the number one thing I get mad at it. It's the number one thing that happens to me.

Starting point is 00:44:11 It's like whenever you think about seeing a new car and then now when you're driving, you see that car everywhere. It's the same thing. Oh my God, dude. My life is a Prius. Like it is a Toyota Prius. I'm like, oh, fizzes everywhere. Yeah. Oh, my God, dude.

Starting point is 00:44:22 It's so bad. Do you, you cropped us? Yeah? I mean, yeah, not with like, because you, malicious or racial intent, but yeah. I do. I don't go.

Starting point is 00:44:30 How can you racially fart? Oh, look at that. Like, I don't, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Huh? That was a fart. It was a cropped us. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:39 I'm saying it's never. I can see where you're coming from. You said, look at that. Oh, there's two syllables, too. Oh. No. No. No.

Starting point is 00:44:49 But no, I do not. First off, I've been in a crop dusting bag, dog. Really letting them go. Oh, and your shrewdry. Your shit is like, it is like bad energy. It's like a, yeah. That shit gets a hold of you start praying different. If someone gets engulfed in your fart, there's a couple of curses coming their way.

Starting point is 00:45:07 Am I, you dig up a fossil. Oh, my God. Yeah, that is straight petroleum. Like, oh my God. I'm a nasty petrol pump coming out of me. But you know where it came from, though? You know where it came from? I went to Lowe.

Starting point is 00:45:20 Your father? No, no. Well, my father, yeah, he's got internal digestion. Your dad literally poops and it's like a grenade went off. It's literally like something blew the, like a cover whole house. He's the Oppenheimer of . He is! Oppenheimer.

Starting point is 00:45:33 Impressive. That was fantastic. He is the Oppenheimer. Okay, but I've made, so I went to Lowe's, right? Because, you know... Weird pull. Well, this is, it will make sense, right? So since I'm in a thing with Voldy,

Starting point is 00:45:49 I'm trying to behave more of like a man, like I want to build you stuff. Like my primal instinct is coming out. Like let me go to a low, right? But that my testosterone is raised. Yes. Going into lows. Like going into a lows or a home depot,

Starting point is 00:46:04 something primal comes out of me. It makes you a chimera, like a beast. Like a chimera. It's a mythical creature. But like it makes it makes you want to like, dude, you see a good two by four. Yeah. And you don't know shit to do with it.

Starting point is 00:46:19 to walk by the wood. Yeah, 100%. It's like a little, just weird little virgin boy. You see that first beautiful girl you see, and you're like, oh, I could do something. You have no clue what you're doing. You've never been on that track. You have no clue. You don't know where the start button is. You don't know nothing. But in your mind, you don't rev up that engine. You don't rev up that engine. You're going to cold starter in the middle of December. You don't, you don't drive manual. You've been on auto. Yeah, you don't have a stick shift. You have no clue what you're doing, but you think you can. Right. That's the same thing as a young, grown man that we are when you walk into a loz.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Yeah, I have to ask where the hammers were. You know how embarrassing that is? They weren't your hammers. Hey, go, hey. Like, they know I don't belong in there. I feel like, oh my God. Oh, you continue. I'll say this after me.

Starting point is 00:46:58 I asked the guy and he was like, like, he didn't, but I felt like it. I was going to say what? But being in a Lowe's or a Home Depot, primal. You know me, I get mad at y'all when y'all cropped in public. I do not respect it.

Starting point is 00:47:11 I don't like it. Y'all do it everywhere. I don't give a f- Like, I got a fart, I'm fart. Period. I got a poop, I'm so selfish. I'm not like that. I got a poop, I'm pooping. I got a pee-in.

Starting point is 00:47:21 A fart, it's a bodily function, everyone does it. If you don't like it, I'm gonna fart. See, that's not me. The only place I feel comfortable crop dusting is a Lowe's or a Home Depot. Where's the most comfortable your crap dusting? You have a comfortability level. Only place I can do it. Is it because it's only men?

Starting point is 00:47:36 Maybe and it brings out that primal testosterone. You think you're gonna go, And the next guy goes, You're having a fart war? And you go, oh! Dude! I wasn't even going there, okay. Oh no!

Starting point is 00:48:01 No! He's gonna get him. Who's gonna get him? Yeah, no. He's gonna get him. I saw sheets in his backpack. I didn't know what they were for. There were sheets in his backpack.

Starting point is 00:48:10 My hole's not big enough. Okay. I did not mean that as a form of an animal. I meant primal. We were going down there. Caveman. Primal and primate are very close. That's why my mind made the connection.

Starting point is 00:48:25 Right. But I think that might be it. But in terms of me, I don't, I don't like the crop dust. Yeah. But if it happens, it happens, it happens. I think you do like it. You enjoy- I'm not gonna lie. If I do it, a good mall.

Starting point is 00:48:35 A good mall. As many people as I can. Yeah, you like to take up a wide area. You don't like confines. spaces, that's terrorism. Convines, that is. Yeah, you can't do that. I can't, yeah, you can't walk up to one lady selling hand soap at bed, bath, and beyond and go, excuse me, you got to, you walk off and ruin her life. Yeah. She's just trying to sell you a tropical amber ocean breeze and you just hit her with poop. You have a thing with disturbing the piece though. Like you have a kink. No, no, I don't

Starting point is 00:49:01 have a kink. I don't like, you like, yelling in public. Yeah. Or you like farting in public. It's your two things. It's not a kink necessarily. I like spice. You're fine with mundane. society. If everyone wore gray and just walked around, you'd be like, oh, dude, it's sick. It's modern. It's chic. I just don't like to, I don't want to like make your day worse. I don't think that. I used to have those and choose to thoughts, but not anymore. Now, this is the way I approach life from that lens. This is the way I approach life from that lint. You think that it's making people's days worse. I think if it gives them a funny story to go talk to with their coworkers or their kids, or even if it gives them some,

Starting point is 00:49:40 Think about this. Yeah. Someone hates it. Babe, this in the mall just screamed today, and he was just so annoying. Oh, babe, if I would have been there, I would have beat his... Oh, my God, you're so strong and manly. Oh, I know.

Starting point is 00:49:51 I'll protect you and our whole family. Oh, my God, come here. I just made them have love. You just made sex. I just made them make sex. Yeah, you were the quarterback of sex. All for me going... Man, whoa! Boom my cut!

Starting point is 00:50:02 And then I walk into my store. That's how I view life. I am the spot... There's salts, there's peppers. I'm that f***ing occasion, right? in the minute. I'm that Cajun season. Oh, yeah, you are. You're having a regular day? Let me cajan it.

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Starting point is 00:51:48 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Enjoy your yams. Green, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, chicken. Ram, ham, long, dog, chicken, turkey. You name it! Oh, my God, what a song. So this has nothing to do with the actual meal of Thanksgiving, but it's something that happened on Thanksgiving break when I was younger.

Starting point is 00:52:05 Okay. So Thanksgiving break, basketball. is still in full swing. So we, Wicked story, we had to practice outdoors. Okay, this is in like middle school.

Starting point is 00:52:17 We had to practice outdoors because for whatever reason we all show up to the school because school's out and we just have like a quick morning practice. We show up, school's completely locked and our coach can't get in.

Starting point is 00:52:27 Don't know how that happens where you're fucking is an adult. Anyway, we're lucky enough there's a court outside of it. This was in middle school. And it's a, I'm talking janky little court. Like a little court. Like we're not about to play fives.

Starting point is 00:52:38 We're going to do like layup drills and probably walk through our sets. Okay. So we go to this court and we're going probably like an hour, whatever. We're getting close to the end. He goes, all right,

Starting point is 00:52:48 everyone go for water and then we're going to scrimmage for a little bit before we get out of here. So I go to get my water and I kid you not. I'm like, what the fuck is that? Literally, that's what it sounded like

Starting point is 00:53:02 like, like small quefs? Yeah, like a little. Yeah, like... Oh, that means she lacks you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, that's... Oh, boy.

Starting point is 00:53:20 That's your . Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Oh, that means she lacks. Okay, no, no, too much. Too much, too much. Here you go. Hey, Mom.

Starting point is 00:53:34 Anyway. Anyway, literally, like probably four times. And I'm like, what the fuck? And it sounds like it's above me. So I started looking up, there's a flock of birds. And I go, you know, they talk? They just crowed or quack, quacked. They're going to gossiping.

Starting point is 00:53:54 They don't like four down. They don't like that. They don't like our playbook. They're going to go tell the rivals. Swear to God. Finish my water. And I go, all right. I had

Starting point is 00:54:07 No. A massive amount of bird shit Yeah. In my hair. Yeah. This is the time where I had that old Justin baby. Yeah. I had long hair.

Starting point is 00:54:19 You had swoop. I had swoop. So I often had to go like this. Yeah. Oh, you remember that era? Oh, my God. That era ended like two years ago. So yeah, I know.

Starting point is 00:54:28 Exactly. And it started 10, 12 years ago. Yeah. So I put the water down. Hit my normal go-to. Okay, got to get that sweaty hair on my eyes. Yeah. Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:54:37 I have bird shit all on my hands, and it's now layered into my hair as a leave-in condition. It was on the surface, and I went, oh, no. I literally go, coach, I think there's bird's shit on my head. And he goes, yep, sure is. Go and bound the ball. And I go, you're kidding. There's poop on my skull. Please, some of you do to keep practicing.

Starting point is 00:54:58 I had to keep practicing. Oh, you're a good boy. And guess what, oh, yeah, he said, oh, good boy, good boy. You do as you're told, good boy. And I go, guess what I do with my hands? No, no. On skin? We had short shorts.

Starting point is 00:55:14 Two short of shorts. I literally, bird shit on my skin. So the rest of the 10 minutes, I tried to utilize my kneecaps and skulls in ways that I've never even thought of in basketball. I'm boxing out like this. I'm trying to just touch my, this punk coach is making me go with bird's shit.

Starting point is 00:55:32 You're all getting the shit. You're all getting the shit. You were so obedient. I started jumping out with rebounds like this. Oh, give it. That's my ball! Get the f***! I'm starting touching people.

Starting point is 00:55:42 I'm like, bro, this is . And I literally go home and take a shower and it was like there was Elmer's in my head. Like it was like in my scalp. Right. Imagine K. Robb's car from when I left made a minute. No, no. Did it, did it, that's bird poop? Actually, I know about bird poop.

Starting point is 00:55:58 That's for a . Yeah. Stinks. Whoa. What? I know about bird poop. Statue. What the hell does that? are off on this story if I can say it's a bird poop story too what does that mean

Starting point is 00:56:08 Voldemort might want to close her ears but it's a it's a it's a true story oh my god you have to share it it's bird poop I went on one of the weirdest dates ever no no before and this was some years ago right okay and it was a time in my life where I wasn't sure what I wanted wait no not no good morning and good It's a woman. No, good morning too. That's, hey. I knew that one.

Starting point is 00:56:38 Yeah, that's fine. Did you? No problem. There's literally nothing wrong. It's not. No, it's not. So I would tell you. Was it a woman?

Starting point is 00:56:46 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, they told me they were. And so. Okay. So, no, I went on a date. And now at this time, I was in the era of like, you know how I want to be a rock star now. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:57:00 I was very much into like, ha, like I want it, like, you know what? I want it. went back to middle school pain like if you wear a tail and like non-slip rubbers some spiky bracelets oh i love boobies bracelet yeah like fishnet socks over jeans like that was my back suspenders with it's holding up nothing and so i went on a date with this girl one time right and what i liked about her was how confident in self she was like this girl really cool a lot of armpit hair like it was and i'm not joking like i'm being dead serious it's not okay that's okay but she was like that was her bag so I'm painting all the picture like white lady

Starting point is 00:57:38 kind of couldn't tell maybe like peruvian I don't know dreadlocks but it was like the hair didn't match the dreadlock I couldn't tell what you were right now my typical bag this woman nowhere near your bag yeah and so and like and showers might have been suggestive there one of those bags right and she told me where she wanted to go and it was like for dinner we went on the dinner day and she told me where she wanted to go now this place didn't have chairs it was you sat like on the ground on these little bags like these little like seat pads like in you know okay the tables were real low mm-hmm real dark in there a lot of weird music right and a bunch of feathers everywhere like it was like a bunch of like i couldn't

Starting point is 00:58:24 tell if we were partying or about to pray to something i don't believe in you know what i mean so i couldn't tell the vibe in here you don't know if i was at a music video shooter it was a second Like if I would have saw a mask come throughout the left, but it wasn't any of that. But so I meet her outside the restaurant and it's like in the forest kind of like there's a lot of trees. What the, dude? No, no, no. But it was like a country wooded area, right? A bunch of big-ass trees.

Starting point is 00:58:52 It was nighttime, you know, that kind of vibe. She comes out, peace be with you, hugs me, like, and I mean the smell on this woman. I was like, you've worked all day, huh? sweetest girl ever right i was like oh you have identity like you i can i could i'll never forget this one of these lovely lady right and so my god you've an outdoor job and so but i i was into it though because it was like this is different i was into the ruggedness until ruggedness great word we hugged right i backed up and a bird and a bird on her shoulder and that's normal right and you know I'm very like okay I don't want to make you

Starting point is 00:59:38 feel awkward but I was like let's take care of it bird poops on the shoulder who I said oh oh oh like I laughed I was like it's all right I was like I'll get you some napkins she even one of these she goes napkins you will not receive you will not grab napkins she goes oh no she goes no she was like and I don't know exactly what she said. If I said something verbatim, I'd be lying. But it was essentially like, this was supposed to happen. She was like, this is a sign of something, something. She was like, it's okay. Like, it's a part of nature. We're all coming from the earth. It's beautiful. It chose me to be its spot or something. And I said, are you fucking me? It's a good of a shit on you.

Starting point is 01:00:24 So we're supposed to eat? But I don't like earning people's feelings. so she's got wet on her shoulder and like it was like one of the you ever seen a bird poop with a white surrounding with the black driplet on it yeah and it's so it's gone down about right here about here right so and so we go into this restaurant and now i'm already confused we're sitting crisscross applesauce on the ground and the whole time we're eating broth and i'm i can't stop looking there's turds on your shoulder and she just wasn't phased by it and never talked to her again I was a sweet lady but that was years ago so I could talk about it but she's still cool like we're still cool today she's a nice lady she I just love how you were trying to be so respectful

Starting point is 01:01:19 and you loved the true just true self and the identity and then even the stench oh yeah love it all and then she goes no no no no don't worry yeah this is supposed to be This is this close to me. Hey, back up. She said, no, no, don't worry about it. This was supposed to happen. It shows that you go, you fucking kidding me? There's your arm.

Starting point is 01:01:44 You go, act like a lady. So yeah, thank you for bringing that up because they reminded me of the bird. I think I'm going to have cardiac arrest. Oh, God bless, hope not. Fume. If you're part of the 50% of people who attempt to quit vaping each year, you need to equip yourself with the right tools for the job. Cam, and there's no better tool to break up with vaping or smoking than this episode sponsor Fume. Fume is the good habit and it's one-third of the cost of your bad habit. This perfect little device right here, it's a beautiful, it doubles

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Starting point is 01:03:03 Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know podcast. Oh my God. What? Dude, we're just flowing synergy off each other. Something happened to live this week. What happened? Ridiculous story.

Starting point is 01:03:18 Okay. So where we live, a new Walmart just opened, right? She goes and visits the Walmart. And it's during the day. It was actually when we were. went to look at the place we went to so basically you we were out of the house she was by herself she took malachi to walmart and she goes into this walmart and at first she's going up and down the aisles normal just he's in the little cart she's chilling they're just taking all in

Starting point is 01:03:43 there's time to burn and she said she gets to the end of the aisle and there was an employee an older woman that was like you know okay um you know at the end of the aisle there's like in caps where they have like one product yeah she was like behind the end cap like waiting and they've got to the end of the aisle the old woman pops out and goes ha got you grabbed malachai's foot and she's alive she's breathing like this she said she went ah oh give me a fire and touched my son this woman's breathing today why the best part is that's not the best part oh my god what happened so then that happens and live was like what the Whoa, hey, whoa.

Starting point is 01:04:28 And they talk it through, and she's like, oh, thank you. She goes, oh, he's such a cutie. Oh, oh, the little baby's going to burn. From that movie? No, but she said she was like, oh, he's just so cute, sweetie. I just wanted to touch his little feet. I just wanted to grab those little feet. I just want to give me grabbing them.

Starting point is 01:04:44 She goes, I want to get those. No Thanksgiving's coming up. I want them little feet. Oh, rosent toasting. I'm going to put them feet on a piece of sour don't eat that jam. But she's touching, she's sitting there touch mouth. foot. No. And Liv goes, okay, thank you so much, ma'am. Yeah, thank you. This is, I hope you have a great day. Yeah. Be blessed. Yeah. This is supposed to happen. This is supposed to happen.

Starting point is 01:05:05 So then Liv turns the corner, gone with the crazy lady. Yeah. Crazy old woman gone. And bless her heart. We're from a different time. That was probably acceptable back then. She doesn't understand how real and creepy the world is in 2025. Yeah. Don't touch my baby. She probably thinks it's still 1940s. Milo! Yeah, no. Yeah. So she turns and leaves. She goes through the rest of the and then she ends up on the perimeter of the store and she's heading back to the front and she ends up in the bakery. Okay. She says this old man, very old. There's a second old person.

Starting point is 01:05:36 Second old person. It's always the geriatrics. Always. They have nothing to lose. Always. They're playing with house money. Yeah. They can be like, so what?

Starting point is 01:05:44 Yeah. They're going to be like, kill me. They go, I f***ing dare you. Oh, my God. So she gets to the bakery and she says from a distance. And I'm not kidding. And I literally asked Olivia, before I said, I have to tell this on the pod. I said, are you being honest with you?

Starting point is 01:06:09 She said, I put my hand on the Bible. She comes to the bakery and there's this old man. You know how they have like all the different breads on the walls and like the little cooler section next to it that has like the naked smoothies and like all like the little ginger shots? Okay. She said he's propped up. That's how old is. It's a propped. He's not just a puppet form.

Starting point is 01:06:29 He's not six to 12. He's just, he's propped. She's walking. She says she's like 20 feet away. And he literally just falls. And falls all over the shit. He's like,

Starting point is 01:06:38 oh, oh, it falls down on the ground, complete crash out. Falls on it. There's bread falling on him. He's getting hit with sourdough and French loaves. A naked smoothie hit him in the ear. Please tell me he's still alive. And he's on the ground.

Starting point is 01:06:50 And he's literally like this. Oh, oh. Liv walks up to him being a good woman. Oh, no, you never be the superhero. And goes, you should have learned that in your black household. You never, you just walk away, you mind your business. She walks up and goes, excuse me, sir, are you okay? His immediate response, oh, where'd you find that little fella at?

Starting point is 01:07:09 Where'd you find that little fella? Talk about Malachi. Where'd you find that little fella? Find him? Where'd you find that little fella at? Find him? And she goes, what do you, sir, what do you mean? He goes, what aisle did you get him from?

Starting point is 01:07:22 Where can I get me one of them? what talking about my son again my wife is attempting to give you aid and help you off the floor you old and he goes where'd you find that one hand where'd you find that the boy huh huh he said what what how did you find him at and live what so live interpreted it as a he's trying to make a joke again he's from the 20s his humor might be a bit outdated which you get that Yeah, he's trying to make a joke on, oh, I'm black woman carrying white baby. Where'd you find it funny but racist, grandpa? Can't say that anymore.

Starting point is 01:08:04 Liv goes, oh, no, no, no. I found him right here. He came from me. The man responds. He goes, oh, that doesn't quite help me, does it? And the whole time he's like this. Oh, where'd you get him? Where'd you find that boy?

Starting point is 01:08:18 Oh, that helps me now, does it, woman? Huh? Huh? He's on the ground. sprawled out over French loaves and naked smoothies. Yeah. Liv goes, like what the

Starting point is 01:08:33 is going on this day in Walmart? I'm, too. Yeah, that is hilarious. And that's why I mind my business. I've seen people fight fall fucking public. And I never get involved. Oh, yeah, no. And I have learned that heavily from you.

Starting point is 01:08:47 I used to be the type that plays the fence. Yes. Like if, oh, my God, if this really pops off. Yeah. You know, I'm an able-bodied man. I can do whatever it needs to be done. Not my business. I took that extra step away from that fence.

Starting point is 01:08:58 Got to. I can watch for a little bit from distance. As soon as eyes come to me, oh, I'm turning and I'm gone. Oh, no, that's not in my business. I'm turning and I'm gone. Is it going to, is it cancelable? No, we should. But like, remember we saved that lady in the, in the Starbucks?

Starting point is 01:09:12 Yeah. If it weren't for you, she would have still been there. Exactly. If it was up to you, we would have been in the Tesla going to Top Golf. I didn't hear it. You go, did you hear that scream? Sure did. Not sure what it is, don't.

Starting point is 01:09:21 You go, heard the scream, not my business, not my mom, grandma, or aunts. Goodbye. I didn't lose nothing in that bathroom. That. You go, yep, heard that scream. Doesn't change the fact my bills are due on the 18th. He's go, he go on the news, she would have been saved to somebody.

Starting point is 01:09:42 Apparently, four rather large gentlemen walked out of the door after making eye contact with the culprit. I was just kidding. Oh my God. No, that's, if it's important enough. That was, like, a real blown, like, episode of Grace Anatomy. That was wild. Yeah, yeah. That whole story was, but, like, 40 seconds into it, I was like, get up.

Starting point is 01:10:01 Girl, why are you talking so clear right now? It's like, you're okay. She lives like, oh, my God, I'm in so much pain. I was like, really? She's like, I need you to grab my phone, dial. She's like, no, text them this. Yeah. I was like, you're, she got mad at me.

Starting point is 01:10:16 Because I feel like, I called you because she's not going to answer her phone. Just text her. I said, all right, listen. I said, you listen, you listen, you listen, real close. You don't tell, you don't get attitude with me when you are laying gut up on the ground, on the bathroom floor of a Starbucks. You're under the bowl of the

Starting point is 01:10:30 toilet. I go, f***-cappuccino put you on your deathbed. You don't get to call shots. You don't get to tell me what to do. I'm helping you see your kids tonight, woman. I'm going to call whoever I want to call. Okay, sorry. Oh, my God, it's always the people that need something that demand the most.

Starting point is 01:10:46 Godly. That's how it goes. God. That's how it goes, man. So I'm full of stories this way. I'm full of stories. I'm literally coming to, wow. Where? I'm literally coming. Now.

Starting point is 01:11:01 I meant to say going. I'm on my way to the gym. And now, you say that? Now, the more, now that, what? Oh, you don't, you don't, you don't see the benefits? You don't see the results? Mean, I'm just kidding. No, I know, I'm actually going to go home and do two hours straight of cardio today.

Starting point is 01:11:18 I'm gonna make myself unhealthy because of him. It's okay though. No, can I say this? No, yeah. Before you get to your short, it's gonna eat really unhealthy. I do. You think you were in a caloric deficit? I'm literally not gonna eat for four days.

Starting point is 01:11:28 That's a fast. I'm gonna go 96 hour fast and every single day I do four hours of extreme cardio. Don't. I'm gonna wake up on that day like this. I go, babe, babe, start, start the car. I have to go record with Peyton. I was going to the office and record today. Do it.

Starting point is 01:11:48 Please. Don't! Anakin! Help me! The gentleman I'm taking over! He's such a nerd. Okay. No, but I want to say this.

Starting point is 01:11:57 Before you get me your story, you do it. I did notice the other day you were wearing something, it was tighter, and your arms looked good. Oh, thank you. Yeah, but guess what? That's when I came here immediately from the gym and I hit shoulders and arms. So I probably said a lot of blood circulating in the rear belt. That's why the shirt looked good. That wasn't my naked, natural body.

Starting point is 01:12:14 You don't want to see me... You don't want to see me naked natural. It's... It's like a, it's like a, it's Mr. Crabbs when he takes that show off. It is. When he takes his pants off. It is. Oh, no, you are.

Starting point is 01:12:27 It's like, my wife thinks I'm fat and as me too. Oh, wow. No. Oh, wow. I can taste the end. Oh, it's near. It was funny. Oh, God.

Starting point is 01:12:37 So, I'm on the way to the gym. I'm sweating. My car is on literal E. I have to go in my city to that gas station. Yeah. I stopped. I parked the, I parked the car, get the gas. I'm going in.

Starting point is 01:12:48 to get me a little pre-workout drinky right now didn't even know they did this but this specific gas station is a circle k form formerly known and fused with valeros right so circle k gas station there's a a literal like a tailgate booth set up massive like literally when we used to work the games in Oklahoma like those huge things like you stake in the ground yeah huge tents set up they have a table they've merch they're given out it's weird I don't like that they have coupons And I'm like, we're at a gas station. Like, what are you doing? Peyton, the man working the booth, and I'm not exaggerating.

Starting point is 01:13:26 He was wearing Circle K head to toe. Notice I said to toe. Yeah. He head on. Circle K sneakers. Oh, no. And now when I tell you, they weren't a pair of Nike monarchs with a circle K sticker. They were its own build. They were the circle K-1s, and I've never seen the

Starting point is 01:13:53 sneaker before. Yeah. It looked like a healy. It's the worst. And I said, where the did you get those? Yeah. And I literally, just to, you know me, I'm kind of like K-Robbing that thing. I'll play with people. Right. I go up and I'm like, what's up, man, what is this? He goes, dude, we're just giving out money. And I go, what? He goes, no, seriously, you take this card, you scan it, and if you purchase something inside, you get 10 cents off a gallon. And I go, perfect. That's working cool. But I already started the gas. That sucks. I go, hey, man, where'd you get all this, like, cool Circle K clothes? Had it made. Edsy. Had it made. This man is going above and gone. Is he like an owner of Circle K?

Starting point is 01:14:31 I think he's just a guy that clocks in. Like, he's just, I mean, a regular employee. And I respect the game. I respect that. I respect that. I respect him. I respect the hustle. I feel bad for him that he doesn't understand the second he leaves for whatever reason. His spot will be filled with someone else. But it's not wearing Circle K gear. But he's, you know what? He's going above and beyond. He's going to one day be the CFO or CEO of Circle K. He's going to be something. Of a fashion industry. Maybe.

Starting point is 01:14:55 Maybe he starts the Circle K line. Maybe. And then sues them. And then now it's Circle Edward. Whatever his name is. Yeah, I don't know. Exactly. It was unbelievable though. I was like, holy shit. This episode is brought to you by Draft King Sports Book. Do you know about the three T's of Thanksgiving? Turkey for eating, table for gathering, and touchdowns for winning.

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Starting point is 01:16:32 Minimum odds required for additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see DKNG.com slash audio, limited time. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, in the holiday spirit, it is the week of giving thanks. It is going to be Thanksgiving Day this Thursday. It is Thursday. If you're watching this on a Monday, Thanksgiving is Thursday.

Starting point is 01:16:55 Again, happy Thanksgiving is all you and your family. And if you're watching this on Thursday, Thanksgiving is today and you better go in there and check on the ham turkey and the giblets. And go to the cranberry. Don't forget to go to that cranberry. And if you're, hey, honestly, everybody go to that cranberry. Honestly, everybody go to that one drunk uncle and ask them what they think about New York politics. No?

Starting point is 01:17:15 I go, let's refrain from that one. What do they think about the current administration or the government shut down? And then all of that. Or just bring it up. Eat the food, go and take your walk with your cousin, then come back in and go, hey, we got any more of that old mash? I'm feeling real hungry now. You know what I want people to do is to record on their phone, them walking up to the most borderline, you know, can't have this person in public. family member, right? And ask them the most political questions and say, Peyton wants you to

Starting point is 01:17:42 answer this. Yes. And I just want you to rage bait them and bring it to me. That'll be a new TikTok trend. Rage baiting your older family members because of the Yus Chino podcast. Yeah, oh yeah, get them going and be like the Ushundo podcast wanted to know and then just get the reactions. Oh my God. Tag us on TikTok. Tag us on TikTok. Tag us on. It's going to be so good. My God, did you know most Caucasian people have an aunt that resembles Larry Bird? It's true. It's so true. That little bird looks.

Starting point is 01:18:22 It's foolproof, bro. That beacon that long. That beacon has 70 style, dude. New trend. Everybody take a picture of your white. Take a picture of your family member, your aunt that looks like Larry Bird. Take a pick of your closest-looking bird

Starting point is 01:18:35 relative Larry Bird aunt. Do that for it. I got the little cut. They got the same cut. They got that cut. Maybe a couple loose fringe curls that just peek on them. Oh my god. Great White Hope of the inner table.

Starting point is 01:18:46 That's so true though. Oh, wow. That's funny as hell. That is funny. Definitely smokes Marlboro Red soft back. Oh, and they got a colored tattoo that's faded real bad over the wrinkles. Oh, wow. You know what I'm talking about.

Starting point is 01:18:59 All right, in the holiday spirit. Cars smells like Newports. Oh, man. We are going to be doing a Thanksgiving quiz. We're going to be doing a Thanksgiving quiz. Are I quizzing you? I'm quizzing you, buddy. I go, I know everything about Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 01:19:12 It was my people. I'm quizzing you. I don't want to do quick. Ken, we haven't done quizzes in a while. Exactly. We're just going to pop right back in. It's like riding a bike. It's like riding a bike.

Starting point is 01:19:23 You never fully forget it. You might be a little stumbly at first, but you don't forget how to ride a bike. I'm so excited for the holidays and the holiday episodes, but you always quiz me. Hey, that's the point, buddy. That's the point. It's yin and yang.

Starting point is 01:19:33 Okay, here we go. Thanksgiving. There's something good, something bad. Thanksgiving quiz. Here we go. quiz. We're going to start a little simple, throw in a couple curvy. See how you do. Ready? Say it again? So we're going to start a little simpy, throw a couple curbies. They're always curves. You always say that and always serve. Okay. Question one. Let's do it.

Starting point is 01:19:53 What meats were served at the original Thanksgiving sandwich? Has to be turkey. That's where we got it from. Incorrect. Oh. Wasn't there a heavy population of swine here on the soil before we took over? Swine. Incorrect. You said something else sounds very close. to it what sounds like swine but isn't swan yes swan was one what's another one what's a deer but a small baby version bamby venison venison you what'd you just call me is that venison not bamby what's venison isn't it baby deer that's veal no no one's in be venison is jail is quail veil is not veil veil is what you wear on your wedding day dumb and veal is the bait is the big i thought that was duck

Starting point is 01:20:38 duck's another correct answer though and the last one the last one I see we have a weird path to get to the right answer but you're three out of four right now there's one left now if I was to say swan duck what's their third cousin swan duck and a moose

Starting point is 01:20:53 swan ducks change the letter swan duck and a goose there we go that's a nasty dinner yeah sick I mean venison swan duck and goose were originally at the dinner not turkey imagine the bathrooms of that dinner table

Starting point is 01:21:08 Oh, my God, like everybody's going to potty after that? And there's definitely not, like, a copious amount of fiber. And there's... I'm talking, those are those farts that they ball up. I mean, I imagine eating deer with no seasoning. It was your people. They'd have no seasoning on there. Probably slap.

Starting point is 01:21:23 Probably slap back then. Of course you would think so. If you took Lowrys and dropped it into the Mayflower, it'd kill them. Oh, my God. If you had some old bay back then, it would die. They'd like, what the fuck? It's a curse. Putting Old Bay in their food.

Starting point is 01:21:41 It's like dropping an iPhone. Oh, yeah, literally. He dropped Old Bay on their oysters. Oh, my God. They lost their mind. It goes straight to the pot. It goes straight to the apothecary. Oh, yeah, there's no such thing as race.

Starting point is 01:21:52 They're like, God, we love you. Oh, my God, we're fighting evil. It's literally cursed. Okay. Next question. Let's do it. I love that. Next question. I love that.

Starting point is 01:22:03 We had a friend that sat like that. Yeah, we did. Who was the first president to part? pardon a turkey. Abraham. No, sir. A lot more... What is pardoned me?

Starting point is 01:22:14 I thought that you'd get people out of jail. It is apparently. They did it to a... We had imprisoned... We had a prison. We had... Not a prison. We had an imprisoned turkey.

Starting point is 01:22:22 We had prison pigeons. We had prison pigeons, also known as turkeys on the street. Their street slang was Turk. They were a young Turk. We had a president that freed young Turk. They said, hey, my man's Turks. He's got to leave.

Starting point is 01:22:34 He's got to get home. You got to get home for the... Oh. Oh, my God. It's right there. Oh, that's gross. So nasty. Wait, so pardoned means...

Starting point is 01:22:43 Who was the first president to pardon a turkey? Right, I'm trying to get the definition of pardoned. I believe it's released from prison. Because Trump pardoned Kodak. Yeah, he got him out. He said, Kodak black, but you knew it already. Oh, I don't want to be fed it. Trump said, get him.

Starting point is 01:23:01 He said, go ahead and get him all out of there. He said, appreciate you. And ASAP got pardoned. And ASAP, yeah. So ASAP, so ASAP, so, so, so, so, CESAP, Kodak, and a turkey got pardoned. Yes, so it was Trump, Trump, and what? I'm saying the president, you're looking for the president.

Starting point is 01:23:17 Wasn't Abraham? You're that guy that gets so caught up in the fluff. You need to read the question. Can I be honest? I only know about four presidents. Bush, Obama, Donald, Abraham, Washington, Fredericksburg. There's a fredericksburg over some other ones? Fredericksburg was one.

Starting point is 01:23:37 Damn, not saying he's not, but I'm saying. Wicked pool. That's like, I don't know too many colors. Red, yellow, fourth degree indigo. I think there's one called blue. Yeah, so maybe I know more than I know. Huh? Maybe I know more than I think.

Starting point is 01:23:51 You know another one. What's another one? Adams. Another one. Come on. Pearson. Work with me. What?

Starting point is 01:23:56 Very close. Pierce. Pierce. It's close to here. Bush. Close to here. Clinton? He died here.

Starting point is 01:24:05 We had a president. He died right there. Literally right there. Is there the president who. Died here? It was shot right there! In the Starbucks. No, on the Starbucks.

Starting point is 01:24:14 Right there. If we bust... Where Voldemortson? Oh my God. If we bust through the window right behind Baltimore, where we run for about half a mile, we could still see it. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:24:25 Oh, wow. You don't deserve to be a Dallas, Texas native. Oh, my God. Mother. It's right there. Give me a hint. I'm giving you all the hints. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:24:38 Brick store, sixth level. Well, you said. What all Hanks did is? You said Abraham Lincoln wasn't shot here. Assassination. The leader. That was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:24:50 Your boys can't hang. John Wilkes in that booth. I shoot from point blank range. Yeah. That's Abe. And we had another one. Kennedy. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:24:57 It's him. Yeah. He part of the turkey. They didn't like it. They often. The turkey got their leg back. The turkey said, I'll show you some. The turkey said,

Starting point is 01:25:06 give it back and blood. Strain. Now, that's strange. I didn't understand we could pardon birds either. Here we go. Third question. All right. On Thanksgiving Day,

Starting point is 01:25:15 the family served dessert plates of pumpkin pie and apple pie. They served five-eighths of all of the pie. If there was 48 dessert plates in total, how many plates of pie were served? Do we do it math now? No, it's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 01:25:33 It's math. But it's Thanksgiving math. Thanksgiving Fats. First of all, surprise math is not good. Oh, surprise math. Oh my god, he's going to cardiac arrest. My guy knows acting though. You get flared nips.

Starting point is 01:25:49 Look how flat that nip is. That's not normal. That's a good color brown. Do you need me to reread the question? Yeah, because I was expecting, I was thinking of presidents again. On Thanksgiving Day, the family served dessert plates of pumpkin and apple pie. They served five eight. served five eights.

Starting point is 01:26:09 Oh. Okay. Fractions. They served five eighths of all the pie. If there were 48 dessert plates in total, how many plates of pie was served? Okay. Here we go. Oh dude, I'm not doing it again.

Starting point is 01:26:34 One, two, three, four. You're making a clock. What? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. How do you make eight? How do you make eight? There's no way you just did that. Where's the remote?

Starting point is 01:26:46 I mean, the racer. I'm having a panic attack. That's not how it works, that makes nine. How'd you get to seven? I don't know. That's impossible. If you're drawing a line in a circle, there's two sides. Every time.

Starting point is 01:26:58 Look, so there's eight, five eighths of a pie that means there's eight slices. That's two slices, four. Make a line. Who makes a line like that? What are you cutting sourdough? Looks like a baguette, not a pie. So two, four, six, eight.

Starting point is 01:27:14 There's eight slices of pie. Yes. They served what they do with five of them? They served five eighths of all the pie. Two, three, four, five. I mean, again, strange, like why? No, but my brain makes sense because I like the corner beast.

Starting point is 01:27:28 So, so these are circled out, right? Because they ate five eighths of them. Yes, they served five eighths of them. Yes. So, there's 48 total plates of pie. There's what? There's 48 total plates of pie. They served five eighths of it.

Starting point is 01:27:46 How many plates were served? Five plates of it. Oh, wow. I went in for the trick answer. I thought that's where he was going. Oh, my God. There's pie. Yeah, pecan?

Starting point is 01:27:57 It actually doesn't specify. So if you wanted to be pecan, yeah, sure. I'm sure it's pecan. But if you want to be pecan pie. So what does 5-8s matter? Why did I draw this? Oh my God, that's actually what you're searching for. That's what you're searching for.

Starting point is 01:28:10 There's 48. 40. I want you. There's 48. Got to write down every piece of information. I learned that, Ms. Kidwell. She was a, actually, I can't say what she was. There's four.

Starting point is 01:28:20 But she, I mean, developed my brain early. There's 48. Yes. Pieces of pie. I underheard you. They serve five-eighths of it. I underheard you. They served five-eighths of the pie.

Starting point is 01:28:34 how many plates were given out. They ordered five-eighths of 48. Yes. They served five-eighths of 48. Five-eighths into a percentage is 30%. That was Voldemort. She held up 30. She held up 30.

Starting point is 01:28:47 I mean, she's as dumb as I am. Hey, hey, hey. And don't help, Voldy. Don't hope. If I get it right, I'll show her. Show who. Oh! Get it right!

Starting point is 01:29:00 Get it right! Get it right! Over on the Patreon on our top top. Here. You go final answer? Rhinocerith. All right. Are you sure about that?

Starting point is 01:29:11 Locked and loaded. All right. So can I at least kid for help? No, it's my, for God's sakes! Five eight and two, a percentage is what? Five, ten, fifty. I don't know how to do that. Do you?

Starting point is 01:29:21 No. Reverse engineer it. Five goes into eight five, one point three times. I have a... Okay, start with 48. Start with the four. I have a tongue tie. Start with the four.

Starting point is 01:29:33 You don't. No, I do. I do. I do. It's under. Oh, my God. Yeah. Start with the 48. I have to, six times eight. Okay. Holy shit. I did it. No, but I'm getting there. It's just 48, but you're getting there. You're getting close. Robbie doesn't know either. I can tell his eyes. Okay, with what you just said, with what you just said, six times eight. Yes. So what does that mean? So what does that mean? So there's six eights. Or there's 48. No, no, no. Matter of fact, you said that right. Sorry, you said that right. There's six eight. Okay. So they served five eights. They're missing one.

Starting point is 01:30:06 Okay, yes. If, okay, if six can go into 48, eight times. Yes, five can go into 48. If six can go into 48. If, no, no, no, no, it said seven. If six can go into 48, eight times. Yes. They served five, eights.

Starting point is 01:30:24 Okay, say it in words. Okay, I'm going to put a T-ship emphasis where I want you to really land on, okay? Yes. If six can go. into 48, eight times. Remains me my dad, when you tried to help me with my homework as a kid, he would be like, how many times does it go in there?

Starting point is 01:30:41 I don't know, man. That was the emphasis. Okay, so they served five eighths of it. Yes, so they messed up. I don't know what you're saying, dude. That's why you got fired as a teacher, bro. No, because the funny part is, it's actually hilarious. If I go one more step, I'm solving it for you,

Starting point is 01:31:03 and then I pass it. you. I don't have proper nourishment. And I rub you on your dirty little cone dipped head. Yeah. What is it? Porn cone? Porn. Oh, God.

Starting point is 01:31:12 Oh, f***. Born cone. My, hey, I want to let you know, my tuft is raised right now. I'm spiked up like Ruby. You're feeling, you're feeling natural predators in the distance. Okay. Okay, so this is what I'm saying. Right, right here.

Starting point is 01:31:28 Shut up. Do I raise my board? Do I raise my board? I mean, my board looks like a, like, like, I'm in a hospital. Like, I'm in a hospital. Yeah, it looks like you take, it looks like you give yourself a hug with the help of a belt every night.

Starting point is 01:31:39 And you sleep in a room, there's no windows everywhere. Yeah. So, okay, if, oh God. Okay, here we go. If sixth is what can go in to 48, eight times, right? Six times eight equals 48. Six times eight equals 48.

Starting point is 01:31:58 Perfect, right, got that. So it'd be fair to say one eighth of the pie. pie equals what? What is one eighth of the pie? What the f*** does that mean? What's one eighth of the pie? Six. Correct.

Starting point is 01:32:14 Okay. They served five eights. Five times six. Thank you. What's the final answer? Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty, two, or thirty. They had thirty pieces of the pie. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

Starting point is 01:32:26 I don't, I know. I don't even know how we got there. Like, Legler. Ding, ding, ding. Oh my God, you got right. Free her, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, oh, hey, oh, hey. When we get a million subscribers. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:32:42 So, sub up. Get us out here. Happy Thanksgiving. Actually, Voldemort is, you know, we made that whole joke about the, about bringing a significant other to Thanksgiving. Voldemort's coming for Thanksgiving. Hey. Bye ya. There's going back.

Starting point is 01:32:57 All right, everybody. I'm sorry that it takes a 26-year-old man that's very smart and, you know, you know, unique in his own ways to solve five times six over 15 minutes, but we absolutely love you and all jokes aside. This is a beautiful week. I want you to send a text to your love ones. Come here, Bubba, come here. Come sit, come sit down with Papa or sit on Papa.

Starting point is 01:33:20 Sit with Papa, there you go. Okay, well, maybe we'll get one of these again next month around Christmas time. My Tuft's exposed. Oh, don't expose that. But we love you, we want you to do this. We want you to give your family members a hug. I want you send them a text.

Starting point is 01:33:32 We want to do whatever you want to do with your family members, all your friends, anybody that you love and you're thankful for this week. Something's poking me. Something's it. Something's trying to knock on the back door. Some, something's like, let me in. Hey, you got any extra time? Okay, we absolutely love you.

Starting point is 01:33:50 First link in the description of this video is the Patreon. Pursing voice. Is that? Ow, my God, your bony ass is going on. Thigh. Hey, it's the Patreon Kuala Club. Go over there. Check it out.

Starting point is 01:34:08 We have all sorts of stuff. We have extended. We have so many different shows. We have a different series. We have everything over there. Hey, you do too. You smell like whiskey and leather. And the other link in the description of this video is the website that the merch drop will be on.

Starting point is 01:34:25 If you are in the Patreon, you will always know and learn about it. Know and learn about it first. You will get to see it first. You will have access to it first. There's a promo code in the Patreon. You get it first before anybody else. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Starting point is 01:34:39 Happy Patreon. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma, leave it everywhere. You know what it is. H.T. One word though. I think it's a H-T-E-T. We'll do H-T-G for the sake of three. Happy Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 01:34:52 Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody, shot on me. Shot on three. One, two, three, shot! I love you, Ken. Ah! Oh! Remember, one out of ten claw bears, don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time.

Starting point is 01:35:09 What? Listen, I think I'd throw up. Yeah, no, yeah, it was 14 minutes for five times six. Is this Malachi's first Thanksgiving? It was 14 minutes for five times six.

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