You Should Know Podcast - NASTIEST DRINK EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

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If your foot would have hit me in the face first off. Let's just start with that. If your foot would have touched my forehead. My foot's been in your mouth. No, it hasn't. You would have been like, we don't get co-host cam this fucking left If your boot your hood went you maybe got my toe one time you caught it. Hey all the crap I get from my feet What's wrong with my feet? Uh, it looked like you stepped in a bucket of eggshell white and then you have talents

You don't have nails. Okay, I can't talk about Color I have one bad toenail my feet are probably not as white as yours. That is it. That is factual. You know what I'm saying? That's cancelable. That is fa- You're making fun of my skin. No, I'm not. I'm saying it looks like every day you step in a perfect bucket of white paint and then you start your day.

No, no. That's your routine. No, no. Sock is black. Foot is white. Oh my- Oh my god. i've never seen that much that much dexterity in toes oh my god that that could be called guinness it's so wet world record it's so wet your sock there's no chance that gets back on my foot in a healthy manner oh no no no oh don't talk about it don't talk about it cut Cut your toenail. How am I supposed to climb trees? Look at it now. That's pushing it

That's pushing it your climate. That's now that's no that's too close. No you said it. That's too close. You're super Okay, okay, I'll pay you I'll pay you. Olivia. I'll pay you. Oh, my God. I'll pay. Oh, my God. But it's also like his toe hairs are so black and fine. I'll pay you. I'll pay you $200 right now if you give me a quick massage on the toes.

Real quick. No. $200. No. Dude, you're a prideful bastard. You're the prideful bastard. You're making me give you a foot massage you freak Your massage in because you had a hell of experience

Thanks, you just texted me Kim how do you like my new hat? It's mine. No, no it is. It's actually mine. I can show you physical receipts I don't like that so put it back on I'll let you wear it for that reason But I do like my hat on you. You look cooler in hats. That's fine. No debate. I look cooler in pretty much, dude, there's like a fountain.

Finish your sentence. The fountain of youth is in my crotch right now. Finish your sentence. You're going to make fun of me again? You look cooler in everything? I'm not sipping your fountain of crotch youth. You creep. I want you to finish that insulting sentence.

I'm pretty sure, you know. I want you to finish. No, now I'm pretty sure, you know. I want you to finish. No, now. Now. You're on my time. Now. But do you know how, like, you get a washcloth and you crinkle it out like that? If you were to, like, grab my manhood and, like, crinkle it, like, it's just, like, water.

Like, sweat. Crinkle your manhood. We are three minutes in. And you want me to crinkle your manhood. Get it? Oh, I did get that one. Holy hell. No, I saw a blind woman jump rope the other day.

It's a damn scam. It's a scam artist. I'm just kidding. It was in person. In person. Side of the road? I don't know. I don't know. It's a fact. i think you can it's a fact yeah i was in my gym my in my apartment she was jumping rope and there's like

this we have a group of of of people that are blind i'm saying are they together they're together anyone i've never seen them outside of each other that's good though it's very good that's very good they live in my apartment complex that's fine great don't say like it's an issue i'm just saying i'm trying to save you buddy i'm trying to save you that damn foot that talent no i'm saying so i think there's a group of blind people that live in my apartment complex and i was in the gym and every time i'm in the gym they're in the gym it's impressive oh it is for sure that because there's not like they don't have like a guide right of like a seeing person with them to guide them they're all have their their walking sticks

that's good and they make their ways to the to the seating machines and other things and they normally are just on the seating machines what's their age group if you don't let me ask i would i would say 30s middle age 30s that's dope 30s that that's impressive yeah no it's great it's great props to them so the other day i was doing some dumbbell curls because, you know, I'm big swole. I'm big swole. And it was just me and them in there. And then I heard a jump rope sound. I was like, I'm not jumping rope.

There's no one else in here. I look over. It's jump roping. They put the stick down and they're jump roping. And I was like, this is amazing to see. Yeah, that is literally like a work of art. That is beautiful. So I just wanted to take the top of the podcast and shout them out.

That's dope. You know how hard, like just for perspective, you know how hard it is to just stand on one leg and balance, right? Probably not hard for most people. Standing on one leg and balancing, and then as soon as you close your eyes, your whole equilibrium's off. Equilibrium's off. You have no depth perception.

Like they're jumping rope. Yeah. Blind. Yeah, it's You have no depth perception. Like, they're jumping rope. Yeah. Blind. Yeah, it's unbelievable. That's badass. Shout out to them. Shout out to them. That's sick.

I honestly think that I belong in a doctor's office. I agree. Not for my mentality, though. I stink all the time. Like, not as a joke. I know it's a podcast thing.

I don't smell good. And it's after I put on deodorant. It's like five minutes after. It's because your insides are soiled. It has nothing to do with the exterior. Your insides are rotten. No, it's not. Okay.

No, it's not. No, my insides are good. I've been doing the AGYM good. Okay. I just eat McDonald's a lot every day it's fine you have a rotation your daily nutrition is a rotation of mcdonald's canes chipotle and water Starbucks in the morning and Starbucks in the morning but i went to the grocery store the other day and I was lost. Yeah, because you've never been. But no, the crazy thing is, is how the hell do I? It's like you hand me a blank canvas, right?

Okay. And then you hand me 18 colors of paint. And you're like, be Mozart. I can't. Now, I agree on that. When people are like, you have all the creativity. You can do whatever. It's like, I need outlines.

Yeah, it's like. I need a border. All I know is go to the chicken spot, grab one of the chickens. Go to the rice spot, grab a rice. Go to the beef, grab four beefs. Yeah, and then there's mushrooms, onions, and there's like little sacks of... What the hell am I supposed to do with a sack of potatoes? And there's herbs and sauces and marinades.

I go to the seasoning department. They got a seasoning for every damn continent that's ever been created and Pangea. And they have Cinnamon Toast Crunch sprinkles. What? Yep. They have Cinnamon Toast Crunch dust. been created and pangea and they have cinnamon toast crunch sprinkles what yep they have cinnamon cinnamon toast crunch dust twix dust twix are for kids that's tricks what's twix twix is the chop twix is the chocolate i'm not gonna lie three musketeers has always been better than twix go to hell go to hell. Go to hell. Why?

There's no one in their right mind would choose a Three Musketeers over a Twix. No, a Three Musketeers, it's almost like, I used to call it spaceship food. Yeah, because it looks like it's wrapped in aluminum. Yes, and it's beautiful. Yeah, and they haven't changed their marketing in forever. I feel like I mean- Twix has different flavors, different packages. Different flavors of Twix.

Yeah. What's the flavor of Twix? There's peanut butter twix they have a uh cookies and cream twix they have the extra large they have king size they have all sorts of stuff but the best thing about getting three musketeers right is you're looking at right down the barrel of the of the candy right and you take the first bite you just bite the tip you take it off and there's a couple strings but then it's got that like, that like chocolate, like fluff in it. It's not like hard chocolate that you get in a sneakers or anything like that.

It's like a fluff, right? It's like a damn fluffy chocolate. It's like marshmallow chocolate. You're making me uncomfortable. There's no marshmallow in a Three Musketeers. Yes, there is. In a Three Musketeer. That's nugget.

What? That's nugget. It's nugget, not nugget. What the hell is nugget?'s nougat not nugget what the hell and there's definitely not marshmallow yes it is no i'm saying the consistency is the consistency is almost like a marshmallow yes it is listen to me finish me talk so i'm eating it right i'm looking at the barrel of wine right and it's got that fluff right that fluff is made from jesus christ himself he came down and he said let me bless this three musketeers. Who is the three musketeers? Can't name one of them or their cousins. And then you go up a layer, huh?

And it's got like a crunch border, right? It's got a crunch border. Oh my God, Cam. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. When's the last time you ate a three musketeers? It's been so long. Because they suck.

The only time you eat three musketeers is when you get the little they suck because they suck the only time you eat three musketeers is when you get the little sample size ones from the halloween packs i feel like everyone knows that i feel like you close my peepee hole whenever you get me upset like i can't urinate if i wanted to that's how upset you get me you are 20 more naked right now than when the podcast started you are shoeless sockless on one hoof and you just took your hat off my hat off okay but then you got that you got that yeah go back and then you got that and then you got that you got them nuts at the top oh and then if you look look that's how you do it look at my tongue and then you you you bite the tip you pull it off you you get the all three of the combination you know what the rest of your day is going to be

like after eating that three musketeers but then you break it down you go to the mantle and then the peninsula i don't know the layers of the earth and then you you and then you see it down. You go to the mantle. And then the peninsula. I don't know the layers of the earth. And then you see it. You're looking at it, right? You're looking at it straight down the barrel. You see it. And you take that fluff. You take that fluff out.

And you get that goddamn crunch in the middle. And then you get with your canine, that corner tooth. Take a nut with you. Oh, bro. I'm telling you, that'll top your Thanksgiving turkey right there. I have three things. One, if I ever see you staring that intensely at anything,

let alone a candy bar, we're fighting on sight. So that's cool. Two, I'm willing to venture. There's no nuts in the Three Musketeers. Are you? And three, and three, the whole time you said your case, your big toe was curled.

It was absolutely curled like you were holding onto an index card of very valuable information. And now you toot your ass. What is happening? Why is your body curled and tooted? The You Should Know Podcast. If you want to watch sporting events, TV shows, films that aren't available in your region, NordVPN can switch your virtual location and make that a reality.

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Like lubricated in my joints. Like a baby? How they don't even have bones? I feel like if you open it... Dog. Bro, your laugh was... your laugh was so deep i feel like if you opened a doggy door made for a chihuahua right now hell no your bones suck no that's why i feel like lubricated i feel like i don't matter like i could do that you know that you know you know whenever kids used to flip their eyelids in middle in the elementary school

That's yeah, those kids. They're definitely in hell now No, but I can do that with my leg like if I wanted to I could do that I swear to God if you put Your leg behind your head right now, I'll give you ten grand. I'll give you- I'll give you one grand. I'll give you a thousand dollars. No, no, no. If they can fully connect... It can't.

Yeah. There's no shot. I literally felt my fucking rib get, like, punctured by heart. The fact that you think your lower rib could ever puncture your heart says all I need to know. The upper rib, dumbass. Not happening. Dude, I've pulled my toenail scraper across your shoe. I just saw that spit.

You suck! You suck! You got spit. You, oh my god. You are medieval. Like, you are mythical. Oh, did you ever... You could be the boss at the end of a level

of an open world game. You behind a small tavern and you're just like this. That would be you. What are you... Listen. You're on something. Listen.

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It's fantastic to watch. Thank you. I'll give my dad $50,000 if he can do this. Hey, he's behind the screen right now. He's like, you motherfucker. He's like, son of a bitch. He's like, he knows I got a bad shoulder. It's like this.

He's like, does this count? He can't hit both. Oh, Liv. What the fuck? She's just trying it. But I'm saying that to say, right, when I was a kid, I pretended that I had a sister. And then my preschool teacher called my mom and told her that my dad is cheating on her because there's no sister. I swear to God.

She lived in San Antonio. What? I swear to God. What? It was like a three-year thing. What possessed you to lie about a sibling? Because I didn't have much. Like, much to do or interact with or confide in.

And so, like, Preston had friends. And I was like, how does that work? And then, so I just... Bro didn't have Bakugan, so he made a sister. Yes. That is sickening so i pretended like i had a sister and what age was this oh i was like first grade kindergarten maybe kids have the darnedest and you know my imagination was sick yeah she has a she has a tail too no but i genuinely believe that i made it in my mind that she was real and i would get so mad whenever people would

say no you don't and so listen so i remember i would go i would go to like my grandma and i'll try to convince my grandma like she wouldn't know and i was like she lives in san antonio god bless my grandma so she would make me feel good about it you were saying this to your grandmother yeah i'd be like my sister and she's like what are you gonna do this week i'll be like oh i think my sister's coming she never existed and your grandma didn't just smack you upside oh no my grandma she was just very like oh payton payda like yeah you probably leave she's like god bless that boy yeah and so anyway i remember one day i was really talking about it like i was really worked up in my psyche to talk about her that day it might have been her birthday i don't remember and so i was in i was in

i was in kindergarten and i was telling my teacher miss graham shout out to you miss graham i don't know why i just remembered her name like that name has never been in my she probably hated you as a student no she loved me she loved me i was good i was good she let me beat up a kid one time that's not good no because he's bullying me wouldn't say that well i did it so uh and he's he's he stinked and your toes still up and so i can't get that sack back on even i want to so listen so so i was so i remember it was really worked up in my in my mind that day that i had a sister's birthday or something so i was talking to miss graham about my sister really going in and miss graham was like playing along so she get all the information and she was like oh you know your kid you're not good

at lying but you wanted them to go along with it so when they would suggest something at you to get a lie out of you i just went with it so she was like does your mom doesn't know does she and i was like oh no no my mom doesn't know and she's like where does your sister live like san antonio and she goes so your mom doesn't know and i was like no she called my mom and she goes i ain't no more kind of girl outside of you and then my mom was like what and then and then my mom was like why are you talking about you have a sister and i was like i don't know and i was last day i think it was kids next door code name kids next door stop scratching your leg you are on something i slightly enjoy it

but it's it's also keep going it's also causing me concern. You cause me concern. Really? Do you know I do think about you in the bath? Sometimes I almost cry when I think about you. It's because I'm like, I have never thought of you while I'm naked and wet. Ever. Really?

I think shampoo, condition, wash body. you thought about the podcast when you shower yeah there's no way you thought about the podcast and not me not you specifically but as long as i'm in somewhere in the psyche pushed to the point of tears thinking of me while you're naked and wet yeah because i got sad because i was like what if he leaves me one day and then i cried in the shower but it's good to cry in the shower because it you it gets lost in the water you're like it's like osmosis yeah i hate crying alone i've never cried with anybody powerful thing though we've talked about this but it's very like if you see yourself oh it's it's bad it's fucking traumatizing like dude you who are you yo you look up or no or you think you didn't cry that much,

but then you look in the mirror and your shit is swollen. Looks like you took a hook from Tyson and you're just like, oh. Oh, yeah, it's, I mean, it's good in the moment, and then when you reevaluate, it demoralizes you. No, yeah, it's, so. I don't know what's happening to me. I don't either. Dude, but I do feel lubricated.

Like, I feel like there's fire going across my body. Are you having an allergic reaction? Did you used to do this in the public? Raise your left hand and count to me. I don't either. Dude, but I do feel lubricated. Like, I feel like there's fire going across my body. Are you having an allergic reaction? Did you used to do this in the public? Raise your left hand and count to three. One, two, three. The You Should Know Podcast. Cold turkey may be great on sandwiches, but there's a better way to break your bad habits. We're not

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based on how this is starting you use that against me that you were popular i was not popular yes you were i was you i always had friends i've never been alone and said so i i used to be in public right and i just i was i guess i was fiending for attention and love or just someone to acknowledge my bare existence and so i would be in in public right and i'd be say we're at a food court right i'd be sitting down and i would just be checked out of the conversation because i probably wasn't involved anyway and so so you were with friends though no it was like my mom and my dad and my brother probably oh so three people that love and cherish you the most yeah and but like they have to like you know they don't but like you know what i mean that's like that's almost like a like a get out of jail yeah that's like a comped love like it's like you know you came out of the

canal you know what i mean like we have the same dna i see if you walk past me you wouldn't like me if i wasn't your son you'd hate me you know you're walking on a leash and so oh fuck so i remember i would be at a food court in the mall right okay and i'd see a group of people enjoying their life and having fun and having camaraderie and friends and so i'd look at them and they would be looking away from me but did you ever like stare into somebody's cheek like you'd see somebody and you in your head you would repeat look at me look at me look at me look at me to see if you had power never maybe i'm not okay. Episode 74, people. The realization we've all been waiting for is finally here for you to indulge in. He's sockless, shoeless, and he admits he's not okay. Now, speaking of like childhood stuff and my traumas and past discretions. Yep.

Dude, that's one thing about me. I think my vernacular is getting superb. It is getting good. Yeah. Ask me to say an expensive word. Say an expensive word. Well, like, give me a word. I don't think this game works like that.

Say a better synonym for great. Stupendous. Give me another one. I like this game. Say a better synonym, a more expensive synonym for low. Beneath.

I was good at English class. Third one's a charm. English class. I was good at English class. Say an expensive synonym for... I can smell myself. After. Therefore.

Nope. Fail. Thereafter. Fail. You just said the same word now. No, thereafter is a synonym for after. It's thereafter. But you didn't make it more expensive. Continuously. Not quite.

Excuse me Bro it's like that went up your back you were like like you spazzed your god, I know I'm I Know I just know your dirty clothes hamper reeks like bad Bad hamper reeks like bad bad i had to leave my you're just fluid ounces of sweat caught in the fabric i had to leave your tainted ass i had to leave my apartment the other day because i don't know what it was i was walking past you know when you walk in my apartment that long ass hallway and you hook that left something in that left corner fucking reek dog and i couldn't

figure it out but i couldn't live there anymore so then i called the cleaners to come and it was fine i couldn't figure it out i tried my best no you didn't oh no you didn't i did but no dude it was almost inhabitable uninhabitable i believe it i i believe it uninhabitable inhabitable that's a word uninhabitable inhabitable as you can live there uninhabitable as you can habitable habitable as you can live there and i said it was and then i first i said habitable i said it was habitable and then i said inhabitable you said inhabitable to fix it rewind the tape you pay in 500 cam zero You just said inhabitable is to stay there. Habitable or unhabitable is to not. Uninhabitable, dumbass.

So what is inhabitable? Inhabitable, you can't live there. So habitable and inhabitable are two separate words that mean the exact same thing. Inhabitable. No. No, yes it is because uninhabitable is the continuum. What's the word? The seminum. You tell me, vernacular? The parable. You tell me, English continuum. What's the word? The seminum.

You tell me vernacular. The parable. You tell me English. No, synonym and antonym. It's an antonym to seminums. I'm starting to, I think I smell toast. You're like. No, but speaking of school, right?

We were talking about kids. We weren't talking about school, were we? Not school, but we were talking about youth and how you're. Youth. My shoe's untied itself. You remember middle school middle school right middle school will make or break you yeah middle school is like that is a very your first day of middle school is a very big year it's a big day that first day of middle school i remember the first day of sixth grade i think i had the worst first day of middle school of all time for real dude i worst ever worst ever so i was just at that age where i thought like it's a boy going into your teenage years i feel like i'm a man right

yes i'm like i'm a man i could do everything on my own but i was emotional and lonely and sad and i didn't have much working up here for real and i didn't smell good no friends or social life so so how can you not have a good day if that's the case so all the years leading up to that my mom would always pick my clothes out for school great and she would put that shit on she would have me dripped out you said you're a man yeah i said mom uh-uh i'm gonna put that shit on i got that i got that don't worry about that nita i got it you know what i mean you wore some shit no dude i put on an outfit if you were to look at me you couldn't tell what the weather was outside it was the most disgusting fit of all time first of all

i put on basketball shorts i was an athlete good start had to let the little cashew breathe oversized basketball shorts like soldier boy in 2006 yeah like it was nasty that short like you can only see the ankles it was nasty then i was wearing long nike elite socks different colors one was tie-dye i made it myself the other one was plain white and black nasty sock game and i was wearing sparrows because sparrows are hot oh so already the torso and below the torso is insane it's a nasty fit oh my god where the weather comes into play it's for like the back to school oh my god where the weather comes into play it's for like the back to school gifts my mom bought me this sick like champions heavy hoodie i wore that with the

in august couldn't tell what the weather was august texas you wear a hoodie yeah school and so and i've always had this attachment to my family and my and my mom especially like i'm a mama's boy so she pulled up to the carpool lane to drop me off to school everybody's like sixth grade middle school have fun school rocks i hate you mom like everybody was so cool and you were like i cried no you didn't no you did not no you did not you did not. And it was like one of those ones where you're trying to fight back that cry so that bottom lip is going. And then there's extra faculty outside because it's the first day. They're all peeking in the car.

They're just like, is that kid okay? Your mom's like, I got to get to work. Oh, my God. No, my mom was so like, hey, no. No way. It was bad. So I get over the tears the tears right it's time to go inside i have my book bag on i'm going to my first class of the day i'm walking to my first class i stole a little red i'm sweating i didn't have deodorant back then because i didn't know how that worked so i i smelled like a mcpatty i smelled awful right i smelled like a whataburger

kitchen i smelled like burger king on a fr I smelled awful, right? I smelled like a Whataburger Kitchen. I smelled like Burger King on a Friday afternoon rush hour. I smelled horrible. Couldn't tell what weather it was. I go to my first class, set my book bag down. I open it up. The nastiest shit ever. It was used basketball socks, basketball shoes, and a basketball. I brought the wrong backpack to school.

There was no school supplies, not a notebook or pen in sight. Oh, my God. You thought you were Corbin Bleu. You definitely thought your life was an actual movie. You said, give me the ball, give me the ball, give me the ball. Oh, bro. Yeah. Like, that's why we need our moms, though.

You got to let them help you. You were in sixth grade. Yeah, and I always had a bad like as a kid i had a bad case of ppd post-penal drip like so when i would use the bathroom i never shook all right post-penal drip i never shook off out there like you know use the urinal you got to get those two driplets yeah you gotta you gotta get out of there i don't know if i'm keeping that in it's a fact though science so i i didn't do it i was just i don't know my life back then i just was always in a rush and i felt like i was missing something so i was literally like i was like and i would go and then there was like like a little it's like somebody used a Gatorade bottle and like, you know,

the squirty Gatorade bottles and like hit my left thigh with it. And so like on my basketball shorts. Yeah, that's enough talking about that. You are going a thousand miles a minute. I'm going fast? It's good, though. Okay. It's so, like, you're fucking haywired.

It's hilarious. It really is funny. Like, holy shit. Yeah. The transitions. Oh, my God. What is that? What is what?

What is that? Are my drinks? Yeah. That one's normal. Yeah. What the hell are those? I got... Oh, this is my new cocktail diet coke

orange juice have you ever tried shut your mouth shut your mouth people are gonna think this is like a joke people are gonna think i need to put you under a citizen's arrest right now no no no or oj and dc the best best concoction it's my secret fuel like what no no no no how do you yeah how do you figure this shit out no cuz you know DC is my favorite drink that's your favorite drink yeah but I just got back into orange juice cuz I haven't been to the grocery store in a year and a half like it's a trading card game you got back into or no look you take the DC right you take the DC, right? You take the DC. No, you don't. No, you don't. Get the orange juice out, right?

Right? Take the DC. It's almost like a shot in a chaser. Take the DC. No. It, like, evens it out. It tastes like Miami. It tastes like Miami.

Yes. Care to elaborate? Try it. No. Cameron. No. elaborate? Try it. No. Cameron. No. Why? No.

Look, it's pulp-free. I don't give a shit if it's pulp-free. Orange juice and Diet Coke. No, I'm saying you don't get any, like, tadpoles in your mouth. If you were to get a tadpole, we'd be millionaires. They're selling OJ with guppies in it. No, I don't know what's the pulp. What is pulp?

Like, strings? Yeah, it's like the strings in your mouth. Yeah, you don't get those. It's because they squeeze it in. So you already get enough mouth punch by this, right? Because it's spicy. Why did you ever try this? Oh, I'm alone.

And you do things when you're alone. Do it again. Look. No, I won't do that because that would make a mess. Have you ever been to Florida? Yes. Have you ever been to Florida? Yes. Have you ever smelled the beach? No.

It's like you take a beach in your mouth. Don't know what that means. Oh, my God. I know it's so fizzy. You almost gagged. You almost gagged. It's so fizzy. Oh, there's so much liquor in your mouth.

You got to get unspicy. Wait till it comes down. Wait till it comes down. Wait till it comes down. And it's like it neutralizes it. Yes! Try it! Diet Coke first.

Honestly, for your first time, keep the sizzle, because you watch how that neutralizes it. It's beautiful. You're not a scientist. I hope you know that. No, I'm like a bartender. Oh, no, you're not, though. That tastes like Miami. Try that and think you're not on the peninsula.

I'm going to think I'm on a beach in Miami. No, you don't have to. DJ Khaled's right next to me saying, have you ever played rugby? It's just perfect. No, think before you drink it. Miami. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's wrong.

That's wrong. Think you're in Wisconsin on a cold winter's day. And then whenever you drink it, you'll automatically be in Miami. It's like teleportation. I'm telling you, it's like Jesus Christ himself put his finger in that. Yeah. Where are you right now? I'll play along. I am freezing

cold with a Green Bay Packer cheese hat on my head, standing in the middle of a field in Wisconsin. Here we go. Yeah, go, go, go, go, go. Yep. Take a little DC to the throat. That's a lot of DC. You got to leave room for the OJ. Yeah. Watch it neutralize. Go, go, go, go. Watch it neutralize. Oh no, Cam, wait. No, Cam, you're messing up my concoction. No, that's how I know your tongue's

fat. The fact that you can swish it around and you don't gag, it gets so ugly. No, I got a strong throat. No, I got a strong throat No, you got a fat tongue. There's a big difference strong throat fat tongue. You have both whatever all right take it right Just a little bit not too much leave half and half One more time sorry now at this point. I'm just liking your beverage. Just taking my DC. I got a set the moon Yeah, I'm in Wisconsin your whiskey. You're freezing cold physical. You have no memory Bay Packers had nope Oh my shit shriveled okay. I'm freezing cold Super small here. I'm saying here we go

Yeah, you're freezing right now. You're not enjoying your habitat your ears are cold. You need mittens almost Uh-huh and take a little bit of that It's a lot of orange juice watch that where are you where are you oh? Where are you? Where are you? Oh! Where are you? I feel like I'm at the dentist. Are you not in Miami, dentist, though? I'm not in Miami. Well, give me my drink, bud.

I'm not in Miami. Honestly, okay, honestly, I feel like I'm in the upside down. I'm in Hawkins, Indiana. I feel poisoned. No, but honestly. No, my gums are actually tingling. I'm not kidding. No, honestly, you will clear your eye If you have to shit, you know clear my gums out. I'll spit my teeth out here in 20 minutes Yeah, you're a gassy bastard Bro my bottom gums are yeah, they're sparkling or tingling. Yeah, I Call iters grow.

I call it the Peyton Miami Vice. I call it the I call it the Vecna. I call it the Hawkins Indiana. Bro, I don't feel like my mouth is really on some shit. It's like I have a

coating on the bottom of my mouth now. And it's only the bottom. That's the weird part. Try that at home and let us know if you're fighting Vecna or if you're next to DJ Khaled. But don't do it. I don't know because it's not. I am not getting Miami. But don't do it with pulp, though, because that will make you feel like you have a small ocean pond in your mouth. So strings kill it?

Strings kill it because you already get enough tantalization from the pulp. I mean from the. Tantalization. You get enough tantalization from the pulp i mean from the from the system from the tend to like you get enough tantalization from the carbon ocean tantalization centralization that's a word definition civilization is not a word definition just like like it's like you know like like close your eyes close eyes. And then shake a little bit. Tentalization. Today we're here with a sponsor for your bouncing bundle of joy. No, we're not talking about a baby. We're talking about your baby makers.

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Oh my god, lift your arm. No, no, no, please don't. I was vulnerable wearing this salmon shirt. I was vulnerable. Yikes. I was going to see if I had colorful drawers on, like a light color, so you can see if I show you that there's probably a streak going down my crack of wet. There's probably... It might be a little bit of shard. It might be a little bit of sweat. God only knows. Smell and find out on next week's episode.

Oh! Oh my God. Cam! It's not that bad. Cameron! It's hot in here. That's like my crotch. If you wring it out, it'll drip. It's not that bad. Cameron. It's hot in here. That's like my crotch. If you wring it out, it'll drip.

It's hot, though. It is hot. But that's... But you're wearing all black on purpose. Like, you dressed like a vampire to where you could avoid this. I was vulnerable. I wore pink. I wore salmon to try to add some color to not be too vampires.

And now I'm getting ridiculed. It's not that bad. No, honestly, Cam? Dude, you... You look like you're getting bullied. You're nervous about it. What do I do? No, honestly Cam, I need more beverage. I like when it does that.

It feels like I'm in a commercial. Do you ever like, honestly, do you do this? When you're eating food, right? I'm alone, so like to make it more. Can I imagine myself alone? Yeah, yeah, this? When you're eating food, right? I'm alone. So, like, to make it more. Can I imagine myself alone? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

So, like, when you're eating food, do you ever pretend like you're in a commercial? No. And, like, say there's, like, a camera, like, a close camera on your hands. Sure isn't. And you're eating like that. Sure isn't. And you ever try to make your, like, say you're eating, like, pasta and you try to make it sexy. No, no, no.

Scratch everything you just said. Do that motion again. Show me how you hold a fork. Like that. How do you hold a fork like that how you hustle for it show me how you do with the fork it's like it's like say that say there's a nice seasoned chicken breast in front of you cut up into cubable pieces stab one and put in your mouth what was that what was that flick what is that bone apple apple teeth. No. I saw you go like this.

And if you are a scooper with your spoon, and I've never noticed this, how do you hold a spoon? Because I like to think I'm a wizard cauldron. I like to think you're a child. I like to think you're an adolescent. You just... You know I didn't know how to tie my shoes for a long time, right? It would make me anxious. You're so strange.

No, I just think that we have different upbringings. Yeah, like this. What's wrong with this? And it's a defense mode. That's what three-year-olds do because they don't know how to hold things. No, it's because I had a brother

So do I know we know but we live together for like our whole lives and so in there we'd have portions of food So Miami Vice is coming put a little tackle in there It'll take your butthole a tackle a tackle Kids keep my king. No, if you ever served me tequila, orange juice, and Diet Coke? It's like a chaser. Prison. No, no. All in one?

Over the rocks? Prison. What color would that be? You would chill it. Over the rocks. Say you don't know anything about alcohol without saying you don't know nothing about no damn alcohol. What would you chill? The glass. The drinks.

Of course the drinks are going to be cold. You think you're going to serve me a hot DC, a hot soda. I prefer them room temp, like a lukewarm. Cold soda, cold orange juice, cold tequila. In a glass. On the rocks. Or over the rocks, which means ice. You know what's crazy?

What? I was looking at you talk. I don't like this. Look at me. Isn't it crazy? Behind? I was looking at you talk, and... I don't like this. Like, look at me. Isn't it crazy? Behind your eyes... There's a brain. ...is a fucking brain.

What the fuck? No, no, no. Really, go. You're, like, gazing into my soul right now. Because, dude... Notice me. Notice me, Sam. No, honestly.

So, I have some weird bathroom, like, rituals. Do you? Yeah. I can believe that. I think they should put, like, racks in every stall in a bathroom. Oh, my God. No, those are the lifesavers. Yeah, no.

I've never seen one. What? I've never seen a rack in a bathroom. A rack? Or a hook? A hook. A hook? I think they should put hooks in every stall.

You've never seen a stall with a hook? No, I think those are the handicapped ones. No, they're not. Oh. But I'm saying they they should put hooks in every stall. You've never seen a stall with a hook? No, I think those are the handicapped ones. No, they're not. Oh. But I'm saying they should put a hook in every one. Yeah, it's amazing. When you go to the gym, you literally put your backpack on there and it doesn't have to touch the grimy-ass floor. No, I'm saying for your jacket.

Your... Every time I poop with a jacket on, it always goes into the water. Every time... What? What the hell did you just say? I can't poop with a hoodie on. Okay, that's its own issue. Your jacket is touching toilet shit water.

Yeah, but I always notice it before the first plop. You're removing clothes when you poop. Yeah. In a public bathroom. Most people get butt naked i've never had to struggle that hard no it's not a struggle thing it's more of like a comfort it loosens you it opens you up you ever take a sniff of peppermint oil before you poop try it your shit will be it's like a damn the dam got opened up take a sip of peppermint oil

you unhoodie before taking a poop every time because i've i've ruined too many jackets so many of my so much of my apparel has been gone after that also do you do this do you ever sit do you ever sit the other way on the toilet dead ass shut up no i don't do it a lot i don't do it a lot shut up but i have if i have an important email or a show i want to watch that is that's criminal no you know what i mean? So say like, say this is the toilet, right? So say, say this is the toilet, right? And normally you sit like this. Like you're there, you take your hoodie off. No, you don't. Or sometimes this is what I used to do. You flap the jacket and you sit and normally you're like this, right? You ever go like this, you fucking, you straddle that John and you're like this

And you're on your phone you got a whole you can you can eat if you wanted to you can have a chipotle bowl back Here if you wanted to oh My god, no you could eat a bowl of shit while you're shitting No, where would your poop go in this near your butthole is oh you're gonna scoot up and ride it Look all this is down down i have a big bowl i have a big toilet bowl if i ever walked into your bathroom and you were shirtless with a hoodie straddled over your shower sitting backwards eating food taking a piss shit while you're reverse straddled the toilet? No. No is right. No.

No is right for our relationship. Our relationship would be no. No, I'm not saying, I've never eaten. I'm saying you could for those that want to. Who in their right mind would ever want to? Did you just pick your nose? I went like this, I scratched the brim. Bro, that breath.

That breath is everything He went No no No I've never done that But you're saying it could be done You could It's a possibility Yeah no no

No you can't The most I've ever done The most work I've brought into the bathroom Is if I was like Brushing my teeth You ever brush your teeth and shit at the same time? You've never brushed your teeth while you're pooping? The most work I've brought into the bathroom is if I was, like, brushing my teeth. You ever brush your teeth and shit at the same time? You've never brushed your teeth while you're pooping?

That is awful. Functional. Awful, because when you're brushing your teeth, nine times out of ten breaths is through the nose, because your mouth is closed, you don't want the toothpaste to follow. So you're just smelling poop. You're smelling feces. But that's the closest I feel with myself. When you smell your own production. You god at this point bro i don't know what to tell you when you smell your own production you distribute oh a magic trick

hey it's kind of sad that i actually thought i was in there for the slightest of seconds. Do it one more time? No. Okay, well, are you going to tell me your trick? Trick? The magician's trick. What? Don't act like I'm the one in the dark here. You just did a magic trick. I said, are you going to teach me? And now I'm an idiot. No, true magicians never show their full form. Exactly. At least say that. Don't make me feel lesser than you. I didn't know what you meant. But why? It was five seconds ago. No, but listen. Look how functional this is. When you're brushing your teeth and you're pooping, right? You know there's always that little shadow of light right there

where you can see into the bowl? No, you know. No. No. No. No. I'm trying to be vulnerable. No. If you miss, you got a menthol tip. And that is a day of hell. That is a day of pain. You have to bathe at that point. No, mine's in the water already.

What do you want me to say? Nothing. Just nothing. Just leave that to yourself. You can hike up a little bit. Bro, hiking up? If you're... If you're...

Oh, my God. Look. If you're shitting. If you're seated shitting, that means you probably... I'm not going to be vulnerable then. I'm trying to help people of God. Can y'all help me?

I'm trying to help. You need to help yourself. What did MJ say? Start with a man in the mirror. That's who you need to start with. You brush your teeth in the shower? Nope. People do. People do. That's better. How? Because with. You brush your teeth and shower? Nope. People do.

People do. That's better. How? Because you're just naked and wet. That's just saving two minutes. But I think showering is like church. That's like a sacred place. The only thing I ever do if I'm brushing my teeth is I make my pre-workout at the same time.

How? I just grab the cup down. Oh, you're not really brushing then. You're just scrubbing. I'm literally brushing. It's not productive with the pre-workout, but I'm in my mind. I'm like, I got two minutes to do this. Let me do as much steps as I can.

I had a girl break up with me after she saw me brush my tongue. The gag gave her the ache. She didn't like me after that. She couldn't look at me the same. I swear to God. I haven't brushed my tongue since then. That's like four years. You scraping your tongue, the average

human is this. They finish, they go... Dog, my tongue is not that big. You're like this. This is Peyton. He goes... You have different sectors you have to reach. You're like this.

No, my right arm is numb. Stick your tongue. What? Are you? Okay. Bro, you know how you fold paper hamburger hot dog style? You got a hamburger ass tongue. I always wanted to learn origami.

That's a fact. That's a true statement. I swear to God. You are ballistic right now yes no honestly look I think I would be good in a haunted house. What? If I was a scary person. No, you wouldn't. Yes, because if you're too sensitive, you'd be like, ah.

Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Keep going. There's a guy around the next corner. This room stinks. What the fuck? This one's not even scary. It just just smells bad and you go, oh, who's that big cricket man at the corner? Oh You could be a good, uh, what's his name? Slenderman. Slenderman. Put me in a thong. Paint me white.

Put me in a thong, paint me white. That's racist. That's racist in some universe. That's reverse Somehow no, I'm saying like that Like cuz I look crazy naked I Look so big No, you saw it yeah Yeah, dude, I... That was... What?

My back is wet. No, like, remember on FaceTime, like, when you saw me naked? Lying in front of Jesus Christ. I did not see you naked on FaceTime. Stop it. I did not see you naked on FaceTime. Put it on.

I saw a back silhouette view. How much of the back? Nothing frontal. How much of the back? About... About shoulders to the calf I hate you for everything you make me say I hate you I don't like Saying that and it wasn't by choice either It wasn't by choice. Oh, no, it wasn't oh choice either. It wasn't by choice. Oh no it wasn't!

Oh no it was not. I called you asking a very specific question, you answered the question and said, look at this, and you flipped it around, and I saw a damn 2x4 with cringly little hairs on it, just standing in a mirror. That's what I saw. No, I look like, like, I have tiger stripes. My shit's bad. You can see it from the back. No, stop. No, I don't look good naked.

I get why I'm so alone. If you get in front of a mirror naked and then you sit down. I'm telling you, dude, i've not done it since then this episode is sponsored by better help sometimes in life we're faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships or anything else therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life so you can move forward with confidence and excitement. Therapy is a very beautiful thing. It's helpful for learning positive coping skills. It helps set boundaries. It's better for your overall mental health. And I'm a big advocate for therapy and I think everybody should give it a try. And BetterHelp is providing that opportunity for everybody watching and listening right now. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try.

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You know what I don't like getting flagged for? Oh, my God. The flags. You don't like getting flagged for? You know what I don't like getting flack for? Oh, flack. What? What do you not like getting flack for?

My breakfast. Everyone knows your breakfast sucks ass i eat ravioli for breakfast true story and i've been trying to put it on to people no you don't yes it i don't understand these people's like weird ass contradictions with breakfast food ravioli is a breakfast food it It's just like everything else. Almost punched him. Ravioli is a breakfast food 100%. Ravioli is not a... What the hell could possibly classify ravioli as breakfast, as morning, wake up and eat? Listen to what ravioli is. Two ingredients. Bread and sauce.

Bread and sauce. Right? First off, no. What else is ravioli? Ravioli itself would be bread and cheese. Okay. The sauce is optional. Okay, bread and cheese, right?

Okay. That's not breakfast? Bread and cheese. It's not breakfast. Mozzarella sticks breakfast? If you want. I don't. So is a 64-ounce T-bone if I want it to be breakfast.

Steak and eggs is on every breakfast menu. Gotcha. Arrivederci, bitch. How is it not breakfast? It's ravioli. Bacon, egg, and cheese. Breakfast. What is it?

Bread, cheese, bacon, bread. Bacon, bread, and cheese. Bacon, egg, and cheese. Breakfast. What is it? Bread, cheese, bacon, bread. Bacon, bread, and cheese. Bacon. Bacon, egg, and cheese. Bread, cheese, bacon. Yeah. Right? Yes.

Bread, cheese. Same ingredients. Go to IHOP and order ravioli. Oh, wait! Probably can't. Maybe Waffle House. No. Cam, are you nuts? Go to McDonald's.

What do they have on their breakfast menu? Not ravioli. People order burritos for breakfast. Breakfast? Breakfast burrito. They take their breakfast and they wrap it in a tortilla for convenience. Just because you're putting the... If your ravioli had bacon, egg, and sausage in the inside, sure, it's breakfast ravioli.

Just because you're putting the name breakfast in front of it doesn't mean the actual food is different. You're just renaming it. Put a goddamn mimosa next to some ravioli. Bet you call it breakfast then, don't you? Mimosa is breakfast. Exactly. Or brunch. Exactly.

Ravioli is not. No one in the existence of humanity in their life has ever had ravioli for breakfast. Looking at them. No. No, that's not a thing. Yes, it is. You're not winning this. Yes, it is. You're so winning this. Yes, it is.

You're so argumentative. It's the same thing as a pancake, dumbass! Bread, right? What's pancake? What's pancake? Bread? Nope. Holy shit!

Holy shit! What is a pancake thing? Pancake is... What is pancake? Bread. Oh, God. Show me, scientist. Tell me the new... Tell me the new buttermilk pancake you've made. Pancake is a pancake? Bread. Oh, God. Show me, scientist. Tell me the new buttermilk pancake you made.

Pancake is a batter? How do you make bread? Huh? You cut it from a f***ing tree? No. It's damn sure not ravioli. It's a bready substance. It's not bread.

Pancake is its own thing. It's not bread. You don't even believe that. Yes, it is. Look, look. Ravi it's not bread you don't believe that you know yes it is look look ravioli is not a pancake you're not getting on my case hair boy ravioli is not breakfast kim get it go back to your thing is it a pancake no it's not how about that answer no it's not what's pancake bread what's ravioli not bread go ravioli's not bread okay you can't say things are bread that's like saying diet coke isn't water it's not it's diet coke sizzle that's like saying that's like saying sparkling water isn't water and you can't drink that isn't yes it is yes it is yes it is breakfast it is though how get it because look if you can... No, listen.

You know, yeah. You're the one in the hot seat. Defend your case. Because look. And I'm going to shoot your ass down. All right. Just because it's not on a menu doesn't make it not that. You ever gone to some place and you've been like...

Kind of a cheeseburger? And they're like, we don't have cheeseburgers. And you're like, oh, guess it's not lunch then. Just because it's not on the menu doesn't make it not breakfast. Your point, Capongo. Your point, nonexistent anymore. Okay. Is a chicken Alfredo breakfast?

You could. Why? There's breakfast soup. Breakfast soup? Cereal. There's breakfast soup. Breakfast soup? Cereal. It's not soup. Don't start. We're not doing that.

Cereal's not soup. Cereal's cereal. Okay, so you're saying, you're saying, you're saying a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch is more breakfast than ravioli. A million times out of a million. So you're saying, break it down to a- Cereal is made for breakfast it is the only reason cereal is made was for a convenient quick breakfast pour it pour it eat eat yum yum yum go about your day break it down to its simplest form right break cereal down

to its still break simple break cereal down to its simplest form what is it grain it's a hard bread. Grain. Masked with sugar. Put into a bowl of milk. Of cow secretion. Milk. Sugar, bread, cow secretion. It's more breakfast. Sugar and bread. So if I were to go to my cabinet right now, if I were to go to my cabinet right now,

take a loaf of white bread. Throw a bunch of sugar on it. Drenched it in milk. That's breakfast? More of a breakfast than ravioli. You're just a prideful loser. You're just a prideful bastard. That's not true.

That's not true. Your argument is because it's not on the menu, then anything in the world could be breakfast on your argument. Go to Chipotle. Okay. Get a burrito. Okay. Not breakfast.

Correct. Put an egg in there. Correct. Breakfast. Get a burrito. Okay. Not breakfast. Correct. Put an egg in there. Correct. Breakfast. If you want it to be. Exactly. So if I'm eating ravioli and then I have a side of bacon, that makes it breakfast now? No.

So if I have a side of OJ with it? No. What's the difference? Because your ravioli is not breakfast. If it was a breakfast ravioli, that's a different story. No one's ever made that. No one ever does it because ravioli is not breakfast. I made it. I'm eating ravioli at 9 a.m. You're not making ravioli is not breakfast. If it was a breakfast ravioli, that's a different story. No one's ever made that. No one ever does it because ravioli is not breakfast. Yes, it is. I made it.

I'm eating ravioli at 9 a.m. First off, you're not making ravioli. You have one knife. You don't even own a cutting board. You damn sure don't own anything to make pasta. You don't know how to make pasta. And you damn sure not making ravioli. You don't have to make ravioli with a knife, dumbass chef.

YRD did it. Oh, so you're eating SpaghettiOs out of a can. No, I'm eating ravioli. So you're not SpaghettiOs out of a can. No, I'm eating ravioli. Ravioli, ravioli, gimme the foreign milk. No! You just said, I'm not making the breakfast burrito either. You're a strange bastard. And you're wrong.

Anything is breakfast then. There's no more constraints. Constraints. Say that word again. Constraints. You bastard you bastard dude you're just you're just your sole argument is it's if it's not on the menu it doesn't have to be on the menu exactly because that was your argument that it had to be okay so what a mick chicken mick chicken is breakfast a milkshake is breakfast see why do you do that milkshake is breakfast i'm talking about me and ravioli.

And I'm talking about how stupid your point is, and I'm going to prove to you. I'm not on the board of directors of breakfast. I'm just trying to make a case that ravioli is breakfast, and everybody that makes fun of me should go to prison. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Do, do, do, do.

Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Bow!-do-do-do. Pop culture, payin' in camp. Bow! Yeah, ravioli, ravioli, give me the formioli. That's not a song. Yes, it is. You've never been to SpongeBob? That's not a song. You've never met SpongeBob?

Never met him? No, have you? Mm-hmm. No, you haven't. At Disney World. Middle name. At Six Flags. Middle name.

He was there. They had a costume guy. Middle name. Edward. SpongeBob Edward SquarePants. They had a costume guy. Middle name. Edward. Spongebob Edward Squarepants. That makes sense, doesn't it? You have a pop culture? You're going first for me.

I got a pop culture. It's in the fighting world. Logan Paul is fighting Dylan Dennis. Oh. In October. Oh. What are your thoughts about that? Fight aside.

Oh, Dylan Dennis? Oh, he's evil, man. He is. He is striking deep. Logan's going to come out more energized and ready to fight than he ever has. Basically, Dylan Danis is taking photographs, and the majority of them are her in revealing clothing or bikinis or whatnot, photographs of Logan Paul's current fiance, who he just proposed to about a month ago.

He is taking them, posting them on the internet with some suggestive captions, and sometimes he is even photoshopping himself into the picture on other men's bodies. Logan Paul's fiancee is supermodel Nina Gadal. Shout out to you. You're not watching. But so this is, and so in fight promo,

you obviously, you say wicked things to get people hyped to buy the fight. Get under the other guy's skin, make him say something back, boom, all promotion, all press. Yeah, you're all trying to get people to buy the pay-per-view. That's what it is. So, people are saying, Dylan Dennis has always been known for going wild. And Logan, or Dylan Dennis and the whole Paul family has had beef for years. Years.

So it's finally happening. And when is it? October believe coming up and so now this is the thing do you think he is going too far quick rebuttal and then I'll give you one no okay I see two sides of this a lot of people are saying wives and children are out on promos you can't do it where's that rule it's not it's like one of the unspoken ones exactly so i get it some people don't care about those exactly but once i think once you do that it's outside of fight promo now once the fight's over we still don't like each other like you can say things to me personally and i know you're trying to sell the fight and i get it because they're gonna make us both money but

you start talking about my wife or kids whatever in defense of dylan dennis he's not leaking pictures he's not asking ex-boyfriends to get pictures of nina he's not hacking in anything he's going to google searching her name and just screenshotting and uploading it's nothing wrong logan paul you think the Pauls could go for defamation? Well, Logan Paul, apparently, apparently this is not, I don't have any say. It's not a world first. Sent Dylan Danis to cease and desist or something like that to not post anything like that. But I don't think it can go through because Dylan isn't putting captions on them.

He's not saying, look at this. Yeah. No, he's not saying, look at this. Yeah. No, he's not calling her out. He's just saying they say stuff like, it's like there's one. She has the little party hats over her breasts. Yes. And she's holding up a big happy birthday, 40, whatever.

And all it said, he was like, I wonder whose 40th it was. Just stuff like that. Yeah, so you're not saying anything towards her. He's not defaming her at all it's not even said her name anything he's taking publicly posted pictures reposting them and just reposting them which isn't a crime isn't a crime it is like i would be hot oh i'd be i'd be fuming but it's like i'd be fuming for sure that's one thing about the fight game unless it's genuinely and i know the art of selling and marketing and it's a it is an art but one thing i don't like about the fighting is like

like for example john jones in dc you know wars like just going at it all crazy talk even the the when they were doing their press talk and then the cameras cut but it was still recording yeah and they like posted that afterwards and it got leaked. Like, they hated each other, and it takes a grown man, and it takes, like, like, healing after the fact, but I respected Jon Jones literally when he said in the ring after he won, he was like, I'm sorry, I'm not being, like, I'm being classless right now, but I don't like DC. The reason I said that is because I kind of, I think it's corny, and I don't like it when fighters will be talking so much, and they swear it's real beef. And, yes, they're probably just trying to sell the fight.

But right when the fight's over, they're just like, oh, good stuff, bro. So it's like I'm all here for it. I would hate if it was my wife. I would hate if it was Mama Liv getting posted like that. It would definitely make me train harder and want to beat his ass. But I'm all here for it. I like a good grudge. Don't just fight and knock each other's block offs and then dap up.

And if you do that, there's no reason to do these pictures. Like, you can be respectful while still talking that talk, like, oh, I'm going to beat you, da-da-da, hyping it up, and then be respectful. But if you're going to go to this length, don't, like, say Logan wins. If Dylan tried to dap me up, I'm not dapping at all if Logan wins. No, no, no, no, no. I damn near punched his hand again.

Like, no. So that's what I hope. I hope they don't just, like, it, no, no. I damn near punched his hand again. I'm like, no. So that's what I hope. I hope they don't just like, like it's all dead right when the fight's over. Fight prediction. Who do you think is going to win? Fight what? Prediction. Who's going to win?

Eight rounds? I think so. I think Dylan wants to make it a full 12, but. I'm going Dylan. I'll let you pick Logan. I'm going Logan because Dylan hasn't fought in a decade. I think I want Logan to win. No, no, no.

I think Logan's going to win, but I want Dylan kind of for whatever reason. Logan did too good against Floyd. Just looked too good. And once you fight Floyd, anything after that is kind of like – You're going to have a surge in confidence. I think Logan's going to win, but I want Dylan for whatever reason. Honestly, the Paul beef is what is turning me off of Logan Paul. I was just about to get into that.

Maturing is realizing Jake Paul is the better brother, bro. I'm getting into that. None of it's real. They're selling for the biggest fight. I feel like it's going to be the biggest selling boxing fight of all time. Logan Paul versus Jake Paul. They're pushing that. It's perfectly unique, divine timing.

They're both doing it. Jake's running out of people to fight without going into actual... Genius. Logan, he's getting back into boxing. It's perfect. They start talking about brands and sponsorships. Yeah, it's fueled by real stuff

that they could be chipping back and forth at, but they're both marketing geniuses. Yeah. They do a podcast together. They are geniuses. And they air it out right after. There's a documentary where Logan's talking so highly, but then Jake puts out a video.

He's like, actually, behind the cameras, Logan was saying this. It's like, okay, but you're marketing a fight. Would you be surprised if it was all just genuine and they weren't? I'm sure there's truth behind everything. No, like all of it was genuine. I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised. But I feel like they're both.

That would be a super fight for sure. Logan Paul is almost a billionaire. Jake Paul is a multi, multi, multi-millionaire. I think they have too much money and they're doing too well in both their fields to actually care that much about, like, beefing about that kind of stuff. I think it's opposite, bro. I think when you get, when he, like, when he's at that level, petty shit bothers you. Because he kind of, like, to an extent, Logan's life, probably all he thinks about and focuses

on is Prime and Nina nina like that's it realistically so i think when you have every when you're going to this million dollar mansion you have the best recovery you're doing all this stuff i think little petty things like that irk him to his core and i believe it okay unless he is just an absolute marketing genius which he is yeah but unless that's all fake even if there's slight truths like you said i believe it bro i can see him getting irritated a little shit like that you know what i would i need to look at that i would know would solidify this is seeing how long jake paul's celsius contract is if his celsius contract's about to end right or it ends in like a year that fight's probably not gonna happen until a year

oh i don't think that fight will be yeah i think I think it happens to be like two, three years away. So I got to see when that contract ends so that there's no, like, conflicts with Celsius and Prime. So it could be a Prime card. Jake Paul gets equity in Prime behind the scenes, and it builds that up so that it's more money for both of them. I'm just saying I would not. I feel like all of this is happening to push that fight, and mark my words to say it

that's a great pop culture that was one more so but like but okay one of the more of the genuine things though would you like say we're doing this right and say there's just like i mean you don't have like villains or enemies but say there's a guy you hate right in the back and i partner with him yes like logan did with ksi and jake and ksi would that not irk the shit out of you would you talk to me before i don't i don't know if they did i'm just i'm mirroring their scenario i don't know if they talked or what i would be but the fact but the fact jake said it multiple times he's like bro you talk all this brother brother family family but you're literally running a billion dollar company with someone that i hate with that guy

like it's like an enemy of mine. So it's like, well, how would you feel? The thing is, if there was genuinely personal stuff between Jake and KSI, yeah, they don't like each other. They genuinely don't. But nothing is – like, KSI didn't go to Jake's ex. Ex didn't go to – like, it's not like a girl thing. Like, family shit never really happened. I see that.

We just genuinely don't like each other i i'd be more okay with that because if i were to see like i know you're about to be a billionaire off of it yeah like you're a billion like go be a billionaire i get it it would it would be weird it'd be tough but i don't feel like they have that kind of like their relationships and they're so hot like they're hollywood and you know like after we went to that event you see how weird some of those people are yeah they're like that's what they grew up in like they're 16 with the biggest youtube channel in the world so you know their brains are distorted from fame and stuff so they're like loyalty and like respect and stuff like that is tainted from a normal individual yeah they don't even understand like of it. Yeah. But let's start a company.

We have one. Let's start... Brime. I'm kidding. Start Slime. Yeah. Well, I don't think Cam would market that one to us. Cam would be like, Nice thought, Liv.

A curly head. A curly head. All right, let's do a bonus episode. Or extended. Let's do it. Alright, guys. But before that. Thank you so much for coming back today. Oh, that was Pop Culture Pain and Cam.

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